FULL SEND PODCAST - NELK Internal | Ep. 190

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

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All right, welcome back to the full-send podcast. We've been talking about doing this for a while, I feel like, just sitting down all the boys, talking about all the online bullshit we see. So we got the boys here, Santa Cruz, we got Stiney, we got Jesse, and we got Chetty. Honestly, I feel like this is just like the group chat, but recorded. Yeah, we'll see. We'll all be canceled after this one episode, but, you know, it'll be a good one to do. There's a lot going on in the world, so, you know, people need our.

input. World War III starting? It's popping off. Who's most likely to do the best in the draft if World War III starts out of this squad? Oh, Santa Cruz, for sure. I feel like Chetty would be good, but he would commit some, like, war crimes. Like, right out the gate, right out the gate, he would go way too hard.

When shit hits the fan, I'm going crazy with the boys, yelling, comms. I don't know if you'd be good at, like, covert operations, though, if you had to, like, be really silent and sneak up on something. I feel like you would just go fucking crazy. I could, though, if needed. Stein, you think you would do well in, like, a, like, a military situation?

Like, would you pass, like, the Bud's training and all that? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? What kind of training we're talking? Why do you feel like... He's going to be fine, dude. He's going to get the head-y-up. Why do you feel like you're more, like, elite and prepared than any of us?

I don't. I don't. I think Kyle would do well. You'd be fucking call out that red-forty shit. Like, I don't understand what makes you more qualified. If you give me a gun and I get a little turns up, I will be on the front lines. Kyle would be dial this fuck Do you have a gun? I have two.

I need one noise. I've been DM and some gun guys. I need one bad. Dude, you're in Florida, just go outside, dude. It's so easy to get one there. What are you going to know? Dude, the first gun I ever shot was last year with the Tates.

They didn't even let me shoot a pistol before. They stuck me right on a Barrett 50 Kel for my first ever bullet shot. What are you guys doing? Because me and Jesse are Canadian. What do you guys actually do? You get a letter in the mail. And it's like the draft is back. Like show up at this date.

Oh, me chilling. I'm going to act like I'm fucking Stephen Hocking in a wheelchair. That's the difference between me and Santa Cruz and freezers. I'm fired up. If I get that letter, I'm fucking fired up. If people are invading us, if people are invading us, I feel like I'm super down. But if you want to send me somewhere extremely far away, I don't know, man. I might do a long Mexico trip at that point.

I want to, like, defend the home. That's coward. Yeah, I mean? I don't want to, you know. It's way different. Like when you get to rep the U.S., then, like, reping Canada, like, Yeah, that's not that dope. I'm not going to lie.

I'm going to need some Zans if I'm going over there to sleep, because I won't be sleeping over. If I'm getting drafted, I'm taking every drug in the book. I'm fucking out of the blast. The zanny addict in the military? Oh, you have to have to. They inject those dudes with shit. They inject those dudes of shit for sure.

My buddy, Austin, the Marine, was telling me they injected him with a lot of shit as soon as he went into the Marines. and he's jacked, like permanently jacked now. And he wasn't even like at war? He was just like, chilling at base camp. No, he was like, he was in the Marines for a few years,

but they were, yeah, injecting him a shit at base camp. And he was like, he didn't even know what it was. Well, sometimes a test or what? Probably way crazier.

Maybe test. I wouldn't be surprised that I put those dudes on a little bit of like fucking a test, bro. What do you mean? I want to be there. Kyle, have you ever looked into like being Canadian here?

Can you get a gun? I've never even looked into it, but I just imagined I can't own a gun. I think if you have an ID. Cali's probably harder than Florida I think I can get a gun if I have a Florida. I got you if you need one straight up. I was thinking that like maybe

I just have a home who owns the gun if shit it's the fan I can like drive to his house. I had a guy pull up with a backpack fucking pulled out five different ones ran through the prices I just picked the sickest one honestly I kind of want to go get it but like keeping it at your crib can be I mean having illegal gun is probably pretty sketch

yeah all my shit's legal yo is shit hitting the fan soon or what's going on dude I don't know I feel like shit's always hitting the fan. Like, think if you woke up, you know, it's like 1945 or whatever, and the newspaper says that we just nuke Japan, you'd be like it's over.

It's over. And it wasn't over. I mean, it was over for them if you were there, but, you know, life keeps on going on, dude. First, happy dad cracked on the pod, by the way, boys. Definitely not approved by Santa Cruz Medici's, but Jesse's back on the beers, which fires me up,

so. Cheers, man. I can't be the only one. All right, boys, I don't know if you guys have seen this. We're going to get into the internet bullshit of the week. Harry Potter, brand new trailer out. They've been talking about this for a while. I know, Stiney, you're a Harry Potter guy, freezer, you're a Harry Potter guy. What did you guys think of the trailer?

I was going to shit on it at first. I was a huge hater, but fucking A, Black Snape, I'm with it. They're really doing Black Snape? He's got dreads. He looks like he plays in the NFL. The thing is, listen, I'm not opposed to Black Snape, but it's just going to alter the storyline. of the Harry and Snape hate.

It's going to make it something totally different than it is. You know what actually fits actually for this character is Snape was going after Harry Potter's mom. That's why there was beef. He liked Harry Potter's mom, but his mom was rejecting him. Isn't that the story? That is the story. I'm not saying that's something

a black dude would guy. So Harry's mom wasn't into black eyes, is what you're saying. I think that's now the story they're going to go with, right? Severus Snape is black in the new series. but is it a TV show, a new movie? Like, what's the deal?

The half-blood Prince is full black. Okay, but wait, but is it a TV show? Like, give me the rundown. Kyle, give me the rundown on what it is. You're a Harry Potter fan? You haven't heard of this? I haven't. They're doing a series on HBO,

and it's going to be a season for each movie. So there's a whole season for the philosopher's stuff. Who's playing fucking Harry? Harry looks good, man. It looks like Daniel Radcliffe's son, bro. Chedi, I feel like you're kind of like Malfoy, honestly. Yeah, no, I am big time.

Big time slither. in me and who's playing Hermione that's actually the bigger thing who's playing Hermione dude because back in the day when I was like yeah when I was young man that Hermione crush Hermione's a bit too young to comment to compare on right now but we will see how in this not well that's a wait that's a young that's a young Harry Potter I thought dude was like didn't he get old at some point what age are they going to go in this show yeah that's a young kid I think they're starting it pull up Mel for because he looks like he sells creatine gummies on TikTok shop

with C-Salt Sprint. Dude, how sick would it be to get casted for this? Dude, they could have casted fucking Dylan Latham as fucking this dude right here, man. That looks like Dylan Latham, bro. So there's not one person from original Harry Potter? It's just a complete. No, all them are like 47 now, dude.

There's no way they're going to use them. I'm big with this. I've been wanting some new Potter lore. I'm all over this series. I'm never big in Harry Potter. The snake tapping is, it is interesting. I mean, it's just going to add a whole new. new element because everyone hates Snape.

So, like, it's just going to add a little more, like, more racism. Like, huh? Like, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. HBO's required to have, you know, a certain amount of black characters. So that's why that did they had to do that. They couldn't make Harry Potter black. Do you actually know that?

That would just be crazy. There's no way. That would be wild. They're required. They should have made Potter black. That would have been way more of a power move. DEI. That would have been sick.

If Potter was black, it'd be, that'd be just crazy. or Hagrid. Dude, Hagrid rolls up in some Jordan, some fucking Ann 1 shorts, dude. I would like to see all black cast for Harry Potter, honestly, Dumbledore too. Dumbledore is like a light skin beauty. I can't fuck with this new wave of like TV and shit.

After a heated rivalry, have you seen that? I didn't watch that one. Jesse, have you seen that? I feel like you can watch it. I watched a couple episodes. Oh, fuck. You're the only one. that's going to watch a show about gay hockey

Yeah. Dude, too much. Did the show like that's what it's about, bro? Yeah. Bro. Okay, wait, Jesse,

give us a rundown. You watched it and tell us what you saw because I've never seen it. I watched a couple episodes with a girl that wanted to watch it. And I was like, sure, I'll check it out. Good same.

No, but I remember at one point, I brought up like, I'm like, it's like, I don't know, like fucking gay sex and all the stuff. makes me a little uncomfortable and this girl's like she's a great girl but a little LA and she's like

oh let's unpack that I'm like no unpack it no no don't need to unpack anything what the fuck does that mean unpack shit dude it's like I can be uncomfortable you know I don't need a Starbucks barista unpacking fuck no but bro you didn't even describe what the show's about it's hockey and blow jobs it's like they're teammates and a fire at a hooker you know all about the show just yeah he's been You're like stroking your chin. You're stroking his chin talking about it. I don't know what to know. Isn't it like two teammates that like hook up?

They're like both gay and they like blow each other. Yeah, they're on opposite teams. And that's why it's like heated rivalry and they fucking play hockey against each other. And then fucking let out their anger on each other at their fucking penthouse. That's what they do. I don't know about you guys. It's like it's like too much. Like it was like fucking.

Yeah. Of course like they're casting like probably the best. looking guys so all the chicks are into it and they're gay. Okay, so you guys saw me. Me and Steiny had a bet for USA Canada hockey and the loser was supposed to send, if

I lost, I lost so Steinie's supposed to send me anywhere in the U.S. Like it was supposed to be like, yo, you got to go to a dangerous city and he calls me and he's like, yeah, like, what if you just watch what if you just watch heated rivalry with a couple gay guys at my house

and you have to watch the whole season? instead of going to a city. He's been on this heated rivalry thing. He's trying to say he doesn't know, but he's been thinking about it for months. You could have Gabe and a popping gay guy and just watch it in bed with them the whole season. I'm like, dude, you're supposed to send me to like Memphis, Tennessee or Compton. And you want me to watch heated rivalry at your house with Gabe and another gay guy. Like, why at your house?

Okay, that's, I never, I never just like said, yo, it has to be in my house. You're trying to make it seem like I want to be involved. But is there a, is there a funnier concept? then, yo, your punishment is you have to watch this hockey show about two gay guys with four gay people and we're going to live stream it. Like, I just feel like that's the greatest thing ever.

A lot of blankets, dark rum. Because it's funny, but I guess Kyle would have had to agree to that. Like, I think he agreed to go to some crazy place. Yeah, but I feel like this is a, this is a funnier and better punishment because it relates to hockey and it's like so... Well, also, he won't die.

Maybe Kyle, you should consider it because, like, if he sends you to, like, Oakland or something, then like, that might be, you know. I'll check out the show if that's what Stiney wants me to do instead of going to Memphis, Tennessee. Like, I'll fucking watch heated rival. Yeah, but it's like, dude, is that the final verdict, Stani? Is that what you want me to do?

That's what's happening. Yeah. Okay. There's different types of hoods. I'm telling you, Minneapolis would be top low if we stuck them in a high rise. There's a building with only Somalians in this high rise. They're shit in the hallways and stuff. It's a bad thing.

They shit in the hallways. Send them to Cocoa Beach, no? Guy would have a time there, maybe. All right, well, Sonny, if that's, if that's what you want me, is that what you want me to do to settle the bet? Yeah, 100%. These guys don't get it. That's the greatest content ever. That's the funniest concept of all time.

Santa Cruz, you're obviously a homophob. Well, I'm just like, do you oftentimes want them to kind of get in gay situations for you to watch? Or is this like the first time? Not me. No, he doesn't, I'm not his type. Gabe's more his type. He has like a, I don't know, whatever that is fetish. It's like black guys.

and chubbier guys is stony's type no okay we need Kyle with killers no dude that's so like but that's that's so like not creative like yo let's send him to the hood like dude not not it put him in the most uncomfortable situation I think that's gonna be it I'm talking like dudes and crop tops I'm not tuning into that though dude that's just them sitting there on a couch and 10 dudes are fucking brick hard and four geez they're tweaking a little bit okay anyway that's what's happening. What early? I mean,

you lost the bet, you lost the bet, Kyle, so USA. I mean, that, yeah, that wasn't really

agreed to, but. Shannon was a Somalian capital, throw him in a high rise with them. How big, how big of the game?

That was, uh, I feel like the team USA boys are still partying, right? I mean, I love Canada, dude, but that,

I will admit, the like, bloody missing tooth photo. Oh, what an iconic. That was the most iconic. That was the most iconic. That was the most iconic.

You guys didn't get the Hughes follow. So, all right, That's a big follow. That's a big follow. Yeah, I got the DM though. From who? No, he said your vids are hilarious.

I go, your Gino was fucking disgusting. Oh, so that's that's to Chuck, Mark Cuban, Quinn, Quinn Hughes, and they're all at Elbow Room in Florida. Dude, those bars that live stream, dude, how many fucking relationships is that ruined? You got a live, like, it's like a little camera in the corner and you're just fucking hammered, bro. that's cook. A public live stream. There should be big signs that say that.

Matthew Tichuk has got to be the biggest nail in the league, I think. All around. Yeah, he's a beauty. Don't sleep on Quinn Hughes just being fucking ghost. Guy doesn't say a word. He's just insanely sick. He's just there right there. White T-shirt post on show.

Hughes is a bottom left. Jack Hughes is a bad guy to run into at the bar when you're with your girl right now. I honestly think. Oh, yeah, terrible. I can't even imagine. I mean, he was obviously a beauty before this, but Jesus Christ, bro. Yeah, that photo was fire.

I've heard that kids ran around the park at Jersey Shore and yelled every single trick ever. Yeah. We might all be Eskimos with that kid, actually. Even Santa Cruz. Beating Canada and probably pining Tate McCray and beating Canada is just. As a Canadian, like, that hurts, bro. No, that's USA, baby.

That fucking hurts. Let's go, baby. We're not happy about that. I can guarantee it. The American way. It's just... The funniest shit was Steiny, bro. I was saying he's like so stoked for the game.

He missed the whole game. He woke up out of the game. He's like, I'm dead ass going to and listen to the Marines. Nah, that was bad for me, bro. We were in a group chat. I think, Freezer, it was me, you and Taylor Luwan. Oh, yeah, random group chat. And I woke up on Sunday and I was like, yo,

What time's the game start? Because it was like 11 a.m. But it was played. Where was it played? Fucking Malma. Shit was so early though. But it was already over. And they were like, dude, you're gonna fire beers at A.A.m.

But I'm like, dude, this is just not a good idea. What does Canada even have at this point? Like besides, besides Drake, you guys got Drake, dude. Well, you fucking, you're on Drake's dick right now, too. You change your profile picture. Stiney, all Drake's boys. I don't know if you guys saw. Our boy Kai has had like this diamond profile picture for a while.

And then a couple of the other OVO guys changed it. And then news picked up on it and said like, oh, this might mean Drake's album's coming soon. And then Steinie goes, Steinie goes ahead and changes his profile picture to like the OVO. You like OVO affiliated or or what? Man Shells got it. Drake doesn't fuck with me. Why? Dude, he won't fucking follow me.

It's been like fucking four years. I've met him like 10 years. He followed Big John Gulls, too. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck, dude? Like, what's going on there? I think you've talked too much shit about Toronto, bro. Yeah, I mean, we're talking shit about Canada in this podcast. I'm sorry.

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I was blacked out for fucking three days telling every bird to come back to my 10. I'm staying in a hotel. No, we're running that back. We're running that back this year. I wouldn't change a thing. I would not change a thing. Dude, do you have ideas for like more streams, Scott?

I got a couple ideas. Another one we had was, well, we want to do hole in one again, but we got to up the stakes. little bit. I think we're going to try to do it. It's incredible. We're going to try to do it. I think we should do it at the longest par three in Canada. I mean, we have a course in Canada that shut out Barry, Barry buries the goat though. He lets us, he let us do whatever he wanted. He like provided all his staff food, which is yeah, food everything. Like good food. So we want to do that. And then another one we had Judd actually came up with it. We get a squad and we can't leave the bowling alley

until someone bulls a perfect game. Oh, shit. I'm terrible, we could have a couple pros. We could have a couple pros ringer. I already DMed one guy, the Pete Weber guy, that, like, had the beauty sally.

So he's in. So we'll have like 10 boys or more, and everyone gets a lane. And no, we can't leave until someone bulls a perfect game. Dude, bowlers make money, bro. Like, the top dudes actually make money, bro.

How do you just claim that? You don't know what bowlers make? I know they make good money. It's like a big thing. How would you know that? People like it. Bro. Just because I can't name a pro bowler,

doesn't mean that bowlers don't make fucking money. Dude, that's kind of a crazy claim. What I can say is the cornhole, the cornhole fucking people, those dudes make no money. If you're a top guy in any sport, you're making money and you're getting pussy. Not in top five.

Not in cornhole. Besides scootering, I think that's the only one that right. I don't know. You give you the best scooter. If you're a scooter, you got to put yourself in the right places. That's true.

It's on you. That's a fucking chipper salary. Okay, look up. Okay, let's... But top ten finishers could make up to $650K. Yeah, there you go. Top ten. I'm talking top ten, dog.

They're making a, you know, mill a year almost. Yeah, no. League of Legends players, e-sports are making mills boys. That's something I actually wanted to bring up. See, those guys are... League of Legends players are fucking... Dude, I've been playing heavy.

Like, too much. They are, bro. It's back. No, dude. See, Google's fucking you over. Top cornholers make more than... No. There ain't no way.

Bro, look up. There ain't no way. This is some AI shit. Korean guys, League of Legend salaries. They rake cheddar. Odds of a perfect bowling game are the same as a hole in one. Bro, but it's harder than a hole in one because, dude, you can blast a shot and you can get lucky. You can't get lucky for, you know.

You can't get lucky in bowling. It's, yeah. I mean, you can a few times, but not only a perfect game, bro. That's such a different thing. Dude, you could do the, you could do the hole in one thing. We played this hole in Mexico where you, it's the only whole. where you shoot the fucking, you tee off onto an island. Island green would, that's what we want.

That's what we want. That's a Punta Mita, Mexico four seasons. Oh, Barry's gonna make us Island Green, right? Yeah, I think we're gonna get an Island Green for part two. I wanted to, I wanted to hike Mount Kilimanjaro for a stream. That'd be pretty cool. I've been saying Kyle's next like fitness thing is definitely, I said climbing Everest for sure. No, Everest is far as you could die.

I want to do that forever. It's a lot. Everest you could die. It's not possible, though, Kyle? No, it's possible, but you need like two years of training. and like it's like you could die you can do Mount Shasta

my boys done it two times before you die being like I fucking Kilimanjaro's the tallest mountain in Africa and it takes seven days to get up shit

I don't need any of those villages all the on the way up like you meet like dope African people base camps and shit yeah yeah you like camp so like streaming that for seven days

would just be like I mean that would go crazy Kyle I'll be done to do that I'll fucking do that one with you Chetty we got to figure out how to fucking live stream spear fishing, dude.

I'll go in Florida. I'm, I got the fishing itch bad. I'm telling you this squad on a boat. I went to this weekend. It was the most fun shit ever. Yeah, man. Fucking fun.

Get some healthy food. Yeah, I'm buying a boat as soon as I can fucking out here in Florida. Streaming with Hamzaat and Armand out there in Santo Studio. Let's do that.

Homzot's officially fighting Sean Strickland, right? Yeah, that fight's gonna be fire, bro. So, like, I got Hamza. Who do you guys have in that one? It's hard. bet against Hamzaa, but Sean Strickland, I mean, he's always kind of the underdog and he's always just been fucking dogging it out.

100%. If the odds go above like plus 350 for Sean Strickland, I will throw money on Sean because, you know, like he's just that dude. But you know what? I feel like people are doing this with Hamzaat every single fight. Like, DDP, I remember. It was everywhere we'd go. I'd walk around the gym and like, everyone's like, don't count DDP out. Don't count them out and shit.

And the fight went exactly how you kind of thought it was going to go. Yeah. No, Hamzla's grappling is so fucking good. It's just so good. I mean, I think Hamza will probably win a five-round decision. He hasn't been finishing people, you know, and that might get in his head. This might be a crazy take, but I think Hamzok could be the best pound for pound fighter in the UFC. Yeah, if he gets a few more wins.

Like, I think he honestly is. If they gave Armand more fights, bro, I feel like he could get to that point. Obviously, we someday, hopefully, need to see Armand Ilya. But, like, Armand really is that dude. Like, what he was doing in R-A-F with Grappes. grappling and shit is insane and I just yeah I don't see a lot of people touching arm and but you know who doesn't get talked about enough is uh when burns fought humzut yeah burns rocked this shit dude burns put on a fucking war with him like that was like but people forget how good

how good gilbert burns is at grappling bro like you're talking 80cc competitor gilbert burns grappling is so good that it ended up being on the feet hamzat does get kind of tired in those later rounds oh yeah this brawl right here dude this shit was was crazy. Fuck is this. I didn't watch this. Bro, this was during a wrestling event. This is so interesting.

Georgia Polis. Georgio is that dude who has that sign that says, take me down and get $1,000. It's crazy how this R-AF shit's popping up, because I wonder what the loophole is with the UFC contracts. I know they're letting them do it. They're letting them do it. It's interesting.

They won't go let them fucking box on Netflix. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because the UFC's always been stuck in the contracts. I wonder why. Do you think that they're just like, yo, views are views? Let them grow.

No, because then they would let them box on Netflix. and on Netflix cards and shit. I don't know really why they let them do R.F. They just don't consider it a direct competition, I guess, because it's wrestling and grappling. No, but wait, what about the card with Nate Diaz and Francis and Ronda? Like, that's a late card.

All them, yeah. But what is that? Netflix could start to, no, that's boxing. Dude, I think Netflix is going to, like, they're literally showing, like, if we can have the same viewership and do MMA and put the biggest names and put up the bag, they're literally going to become a competitor with us. UFC.

You get a couple bad cards and Netflix puts on a couple great shows and it hits bigger. They're just going to be like at the end of the day it's who can pay the fighter

and who can put on their like performance. Oh dude yeah. You're telling me if there was a fucking John Jones fight on Netflix we would all watch that shit. Of course.

I think it's the scariest competitor to the UFC right now. I'm such a casual boys. I'm not even going to input any UFC tech but all I know is from a casual perspective you got to hear a name

like John Jones sugar shot. Chetty, what are you talking about? You got a mean double leg. I know you're. Well, don't even show the clip of Kyle

take me down. That doesn't count. I was actually the drunk as human on planet. And Kyle even said he wouldn't run it back. I said, I got a single leg on Chetty

when he was hammered. I tapped him out. And I'm like, I'm walking away with the W. I saw that shit. Yeah, walk away with a dove, dude. Yeah.

I'll let you run it back. I'll let you run it back, Chuddy. I mean, we have to. bro i don't want to do i don't want to do the sparring shit like steiny you'd fucking spar dilly or whatever like i just i'm going to link up with sugar shan next month and tim welch was like all right cool we got mma sparring at 1030 then this i'm like i don't do the striking like that bro i'll grapple

and i'll grapple fucking homestead for fun like cool yeah but like grappling these dudes is a bit different i don't want to striking because you get hit in the head i guess lars talks mcgregors actually actually fighting in July? Yeah, international fight week. I think that's like when I didn't see him pop up on that White House card. I'm like, all right, they must be going summer. They do that big international fight week. Did you hear Dana slip up and Dana was like, oh, the McGregor Gary fight?

He kind of said some shit like that. I don't know if he slipped up. But it could have been like he was like McGregor and Gary fight. Like they're going to do it on the same card. It's like weird because he did say some shit like that. And I'm like, ooh, is that who they're there? having him fight like that's i know i really wonder who he's gonna fight because i guess there's talks of max holloway now what do you think about that that'd be sick all on the feet i'm wondering if they

want to like put mcgregor into a fight where if he wins they can potentially like argue he's in title contention i'm wondering if that's the plan or is it just like a crazy fight or just put on a numbers fight like get nate or get like dude pull fucking pori out of retirement like some Um, that's what I'd want to see for sure. I feel like, honestly, McGregor's in retirement right now. Like, I know they're like all Porre is retired,

but it's like, they're both retired. I think Connor McGregor is more retired than Porreier, in my opinion. I just don't know if you come back from doing like that much blow on yachts. And then like, like, how do you get back into like training and like having that hunger? Like you're doing blow on yachts allegedly.

I don't think it affects guys like that. Those guys are diffy. Yeah. I think he's, been training, dude. He's probably, that only lasts so long. You're living that lifestyle, and you're like, oh, I need something more that's like outside of money. Irish people ripping, they don't give a fuck. He'll fight, huh? McGregor's a veteran. He's a veteran ripper. Yeah, he is, he is. But he was like a plumber in Ireland. Like, you can't even like do what he, yeah, you can't even do what he was doing without the money. And that's like when he had his come up, he was super hungry.

You know, it's hard to wake up and sat in sheets, you know, with a bunch of models around you and grind, you know, I don't know. I mean, will he be the same? We don't know. But I think he's definitely going to fight because he's got two contracts left. Yeah. You're sorry, two fights left in his contract. He's got to fight that out if he does want to do the easy Netflix money grab fights and all that, which I think he probably, you know, wants to do eventually. What do you think he says yes to, like money wise for one fight?

25. I have no clue. You talk, people talk about the fighter pay. Yeah. I really don't know what the top, top guys are getting. John Jones turned down like 30 mil, I think, for a fight. So I would think McGregor would be in that range, right? Like 30 mil.

I think there was like, and then for like the Aspinall fight, because it's like less like clout than the Pereira fight. He was off for like 15 mil or something. Jones was. So I think McGregor's probably like in that range. Yeah, the fighter pay thing. I mean, they make a good, they make great money at the time. top, but like, they do all want to just kind of go do the Netflix boxing money because the money's

fucking insane. Easier fights, too. Yeah. Like, you're not fighting the best. It's so different, though. Like, the second Netflix said MMA, I'm like, I'm fucking stoked. I'm so sick of paying or being excited for a boxing match that you're like, it's fucking. It kind of ruins it.

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And it's even why you'll have these fights like Homsat where it's a bunch of grappling. People like, it was so boring. It was so boring. And I see where people are coming from on that. But at the end of the day, why don't you watch professional kickboxing or Muay Thai? Because you kind of know deep down shit, dude, like real fights, like there is grappling. Like, if somebody gets full mount on you and starts fucking punching you in the face, like or chokes you out the fight's over so people know that deep down that's why mma will always

just like continue to reign supreme i think i think there's also a difference too with those netflix fights where i can also be kind of invested in following a fight in the buildup but that doesn't necessarily mean i'm going to watch it live like i might just be like oh like i'm just going to wait for the clips and like just see it on x you know like exactly like some fights i'll be into the buildup but it's like ah i'm not going to watch that live like Because it kind of, you know, some of them have been ruined. Dude, it's tough for the UFC right now. It's tough, man.

They're in a tough spot because they need to, like, build and build and, like, attract more fans. And it's kind of like people like me, they're obsessed with watching MMA. I'm going to watch every MMA fight. I don't even care if it's a five-round grappling fight. But, like, to attract new fans. Like, I'm not the fan that they're trying to get on board. I'm fucking on board.

They need more stars. And it's like, there's not too many right now. Armin is a star. Ilya is a new star. But there's not, like, as many as back in the day. I agree. I mean, McGregor coming back would be huge. Huge.

Armand getting snubbed by the UFC, though, was literally what turned him into a star. I mean, people love an underdog, too. They love, like, you know, when the company's kind of against someone. And I think it's so crazy what Armand did is he wasn't a star like a year ago. And he just fucking took the opportunity, started making crazy, sick-ass content. And everyone fucking loves him now. It's like, that's absolutely amazing what he did, honestly. do you guys remember your first

like what got you into UFC like your first fight I'm so old it was dude I was watching like fucking Brock Lesner back in the day I was I was I was watching rampage and like fucking like pride and shit dude I mean like I was watching old shit bro Luke Rockhold and strike force and shit like it was

yeah it was way back in the day I remember Forrest Griffin yeah Forrest first um Steffen Bonner that fight was fucking insane The ultimate fighter used to be cracked back in the day I would watch all the Ultimate Fighter ones like fucking Brendan Schwab, he runs his podcast now

but like way back in the day that season with like the heavy weights of you know that Kimbo Slice up in the bitch yeah that shit was so sick bro wasn't that Spike TV yeah I don't if that's just Canada yeah no I think it was spike TV was goaded actually So you guys had Spike TV too? Yeah

as a gym Oh I thought that was Canadian I might have been I might have been five Who do you think Islam's gonna fight next His fight was looks like I think Dana said August or something? It has to be Morales,

Michael Maralus, or Ian Gary. How about Uzman? Usman would be a sick fight. I would like to watch that, but I would kind of rather it be Michael Morales or Ian Gary personally. Ian Gary, I would be the most excited about it. That's a sick fight.

I think Islam just washes Ian Gary, though. Ian Gary's kind of a beast. Ian Gary's a beast, but he's been taken down. And he has, like, you know, great jiu-jitsu and he has a great guard and he can get back up, but I just don't know. I would almost rather watch the Michael Morales fight

because Michael Marliss is huge, bro. I went down to Tijuana and grappled with him and interviewed him after he weighed like 213 pounds or some shit. He's huge, bro. Full muscle. We should go train with him. Bro, talking about that, Michael Venom Pages last fight? How fucking bad was that? Yeah, it's tough.

That was rough. They got to find him some better opponents. He, like, knew that dude. They, like, trained together and shit. Yeah, that creates, like, the most boring fight sometimes because those dudes just go into sparring mode. You know what I mean? It felt like that Rose fight they did where I was like, oh, this is just a sparring match. What the fuck is this?

Yeah. Well, speaking of watching shit, do you guys watch Drewski's new skit? I think he fucking... Bro, it's fucking insane. He took it to the next... How is he doing this shit now, bro? This guy is... He is on another fucking level.

Bro, it looks like a white chick's fucking like... He's top. Like, Drusky... He's got to start... That's my dog. Hollywood movies everywhere. I mean, dude, this is just, this is next level creativity and also savage and like ballziness.

Yeah. It's fucking edgy. It's got everything to make like what comedy is. But if I personally watch this compared to I love jerseki skits, I thought this has like way more shock value than it was comedy. Exactly. Bro, I have not seen this yet. This is out of life.

It kind of looks like Erica Kirk if she, it's even. He really fucking nailed it. That's the whole point. Yeah. Yeah. He really nailed it. No, that's so funny as shit I've ever seen. Like, I think the church when he did was way funnier and had shock value in my opinion.

But the- Dude, but the Erica Kirk thing isn't insane, bro. If I got capped in the head and my wife three days later was like, I know. Like what? Like, that's like not like a normal human reaction. Like what the fuck was going on with that, bro? Yeah, it's just I don't even know, you know, like, be at home with the kids. about it, but she's a little fucking industry plant.

You know, Drusky liked being in this makeup and costume like a little too much too. Like, you can tell he has like a little too much fun offset in it. Like he goes in the bathroom and probably looks in the mirror and does like a little dance by himself. 100% too. I can see him doing that. You might have to get in some of that fucking makeup, Kyle, for your pranks. Too many people know who you are, bro. You're going to have to get some fucking makeup like this going, dude.

I know. What's your favorite Drewski skit ever that like really makes? made you fucking die laugh. I like the one he did, he did one back in the day with like, I think it's like the guy that's trying to get girls drunk. Like, yo, like take a shot, take a shot. Oh, I kind of remember that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he deleted it because it got a little like rapy. But it was funny. I love the fucking airport guy with the wheelchair. I don't know why that. I was like, I've seen this guy. It was so fucking relatable. Like the piece of shit guy working at the airport.

It's just like, like, headphones and like pushing your grandma. That's so funny. You've been doing anything for spring break, Chetty? You can still get away with that shit, right? What are you, 25? Yeah, dude, I'm, I'm so sick of it, though. I've been burning it the last couple of years.

I'm done with that shit, man. I mean, not really, though. I live in Tampa, so spring breakers come here, you know, and it's like, I'll go out on the weekends with them, but... Dude, Florida's cooked for spring break, bro. Florida's cooked, Miami. It's music week right here now, too. When I was visiting, y'all, it was like, yo, like,

Call my stream, I'm at a bar in, like, Fort Lauderdale, like, come through. We'd love to have you. I'm just like, dude, I can't, bro. I just can't. That place especially, I was going to go to that, too. I probably should have, honestly. Isn't Florida where, like, spring break? That's, like, what I think of Florida where I think is spring break.

Yeah. Dude, collab stream is like the new, like, girls gone wild almost. It's like, it's literally like the new girls gone wild. Dude, this chick, bro, this chick cheating on her boyfriend. And she thought the whole thing was filmed on YouTube. She keeps on going, don't put me in the YouTube show. You won't put me in the YouTube show. And they're like, yeah.

Oh, my God. You're alive right now. She knows exactly what the fuck's going on. Dumbass. I mean, Clav's pretty much just 21. He's a stud. And he's honestly just wheeling chicks like the whole, like every stream. And like, do you see the chick that slapped him in the face?

Yeah, I saw that. And he's like, press charges. I don't think those charges are going to stick. Like, I watched the full clip. And I see, he was kind of like, yo, like, you could. can slap me. I don't think I don't think that'll stick but it doesn't help that he's like telling her to slap him. Yeah. I mean, it's like once you're, I don't know, you can't be like hitting me in the face. That clip was bullshit. I was like, this is weak. That's a nightly experience for Ted.

I pulled up on him in Tampa, bro and got absolutely ripped. And he was giving me his drinks. He's like, dude, I don't know. I was with sushi and he rips it pretty hard. And he's like, you guys are fucked up. Like, I can't hang with you guys. So I'm like, I'll take your drinks, buddy. And then the next fucking minute. He's like, yo, try this nasal spray ketamine. I'm like, yeah. Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah, they're on some other shit, bro. He doesn't even drink like that much alcohol, dude. They're weird with the ket of me these days, bro. Like, where you're out at the bar, man, that's not where you're ripping ket. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Well, dude, there's all these, there's all these, like, there's all these, like, Russian neutropics out there now that these

dudes know a lot about where they'll be like, they'll be like, oh, alcohol, alcohol is fucking. Yeah, what the hell's a Russian? You got to even say. The spring breakers are not doing Russian neutropics. The clav is. Clav's like doing it. Then he's getting chicks drunk like around him. But he's not even that, he doesn't really drink that much.

He does it, bro. Guy had one drink with me in three hours. There's like pre-gablin is one that like reduces your anxiety. And there's other ones too that like they'll do a mixture of these neutropics. And they're like, oh, I feel. Yeah. It's like low in hip. They're like, oh, we got a low inhibit max.

Low inhibit max. But they're doing like this like unique cocktail of fucking Russian neutropics and shit. Clav's secret this whole time. as Russian neutropics. Bro, not even a secret. He talks about it openly. People just don't know what the fuck he's saying, but I, like, I kind of know.

I'm, like, in that world a little bit, and I know, like, what they're talking about? So, wait, Santa, what are you doing when you're going to, like, you're letting loose? You go to a, you're going to go hang out with the boys. Are you, like, a couple scoops of creatine? They're like, what are you? Dude, so what I will do is all microdose shrooms.

I feel it on that. That shit's the best. It gives me a lot of energy, bro. Like, I went free diving up in Laguna Beach, I like pop a little little mushroom cap, you know what I mean? Nothing crazy. Just make everything a little more colorful, a little happier. Yeah.

I mean, back in the day, I'll smoke weed back in the day, but I really don't anymore, bro. I'm not like super against it. I think like this new gen of kids that have like a vape in their pocket 24-7, they're like 13 years old, that's like cooked. I try to speak out against that. But like that's like I grew up in that too and I got cooked. Yeah, man. Luckily you found this lane because I don't know what the fuck. Like, dude, if you were just working like a normal job, but you're just working like a normal job,

but you were how you are. Oh, dude. Yeah, there's fucking Chetty on a fucking Tuesday, dude. That's Chetty age 12. Don't call me out. I would have been making a bag somewhere. I would have been tacking. You'd be good at sales,

Chetty. Like, I could see you doing my fucking boat sales or some shit, just convincing people. That's what I was going to do, man. I was going to sell fucking boss and wheelers. Wait, there's been multiple squirrels that are vaping. I thought it was just one squirrel.

You know, send me that, send that clip for my instant boys. Yeah, one of Chetty's reactions to these. Dude, this looks like most fucking 12-year-olds nowadays, bro, they're addicted to this shit.

In the hand caps, too. Dude, I was a menace with the jewelling in the bathrooms in high school. That was my shit. That's where I met a lot of good folks. Yeah, some fucking real Socrates-style conversations up in there, huh? Yeah, dude.

Daves are fuck, bro. I can't get down with the vapes. I get the Zin thing. Like, you know, Zins, if people get off vapes by doing Zins, I can't hate on it too much. But, like, bro, the vape stuff, Everybody needs to get off those things.

It's feminine as fuck to carry around. You're coating your lungs and fucking God knows what. There's artificial flavor in them. You're inhaling artificial flavor. Your lungs stop working. Your VO2 Max goes down. That shit's cooked, bro. Vapes are just for chicks.

It's such a chick move. Like, imagine being a guy and freaking out when you lose your vape. Having a vape is gay as a guy now, yeah. That's really gay. Bro, I offered dudes $100 to throw away their vapes. I've gotten a lot of just like, no, it's like, no, I need that thing. It's like, when I'm 20 beers. deep throw at the bar in a chick's got one.

I'm like, fuck. I got a rifle that thing. Yeah. Well, at that point, anything sounds good. Oh, my God. You guys seen this? Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prow in the Caribbean. Fuck.

Chetty, we're going to run into one of these bitches. Yeah, I'm probably passing on spear diving for a group place. Dude, fuck. Not in the Caribbean, bro. That would be cooked. What would you do if you were spear diving and you saw a shark in the distance and then like 10 feet away from the shark? There was just like a broken up like cocaine package.

bro that would be so bad dude those bull sharks in the Caribbean are already so aggressive I can't imagine if they're fully off the yayo bro you know what maybe their jaws wouldn't work that well if they're like super bagged out they'd be going yeah maybe they would like try to bite you and like their jaw wouldn't really

fully function right stony yeah no definitely not Cruz do you fuck with the regular fishing or not I'm going March 30 or like Tuesday or something with neon out here on a boat I haven't been that much I've just been into the spear fishing lately, but I'm down.

I'm down to just fucking pull out some tuna, make some fucking sashim. Kyle sleeps on it. I went out in Miami with, I think, 10 only fans birds on our boat catching the sailfish. It was hell of the time. I think Laurent said it was the best day of his life, actually.

No, we got to rip it. We got to rip it. Kyle's voice that it was the best day of his life, La Ron said, good guy. I'm down with the, if you're catching and like cooking it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. I'm trying to do that. I'm trying to catch and cook, yeah.

Sunday I went and I actually don't even remember dinner. That's how bundled I got started at 9 a.m. Had dinner at 9 p.m. Don't even know I got on the pop. It's like, yeah. And I'm staying at my parents' house in Mark Al-in and they're like, yeah, you're pretty And I'm like, I don't even understand the day drinking thing anymore. Like, I fucking don't last.

I'm like, oh, you don't last. But day drinking is so much more fun than night drinking. Yeah. I feel like day drinking would be healthier than fucking night drinking, honestly. because you'd still be able to get some sleep. If you can call it a night, it's healthier. But a lot of the time... It's just both.

That's why when we drink on the course, Kyle. Like, when we drink on the course of Miami, it's fucking unreal, I think. But then we got Lami going. We're ripping night too. And I'm like, this is where shit gets fucked up. Yeah. He's telling you about his family tree and shit. Yeah.

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Offer is valid for a limited times. Terms and conditions may apply. Okay, there's a topic on here. Judd really wants us to talk about this. Chappelle Rohn. I have no idea what this is. Oh, yeah, I saw this shit, dude. Like, basically some pro-s soccer player's daughter,

like wanted to take a photo or some shit. would, all right, how do you guys do when somebody comes up to you for a photo? Yeah, yeah, I say yes every time. Yeah, I say yes every fucking time, bro. So what happened here? You ever get where you think they're trolling you? Like, I get, like, I had it happen to me yesterday where a guy come up and was like, fucking with me or the camera.

Bro, a dude in Beverly Hills, some kid fucking yelling, bro, fuck Santa Cruz, fuck Santa Cruz, yelling. I'm like, whatever, you know, I didn't. Those are those rage baiters at once on. I usually crash out of people. I didn't crash on, but then he came up for a photo. And then I crash out. I'm like, bro, stand on business, bro.

Fuck me, you're right, but don't, don't ask for the photo. Me at the college bars is that you'll find a kid way too hammed and he'll start chirping. I'm like, I don't care about he'll fucking knock you out. I mean, drunk fans are always going to be like. Yeah. They're either in your grill spitting on you, telling them about shit, pitching me some bullshit fucking 3D printed item. The only time I've usually said no is when we're filming a prank and we're just trying to stay

undercover. That's like the main time where I'll try to just be like, that's about it. You ever get them coming? It's like 80% of kids. They come up in their midst fucking shaking with the cat in their hand, dude. I'm like every time now I do. Every time. Dude, I swear to God, I just grab it and I'm like, buddy, I'm going to take the selfie. Let's go. I feel bad. I feel bad for kids that do that. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking machine gun Kelly Mitt. Fucking. You got to think to imagine. Imagine being back in the day and like you're literally just like look over to a double take and you see someone you look up to. yeah yeah that's like fuck you gotta be super fucking nice yeah you got to

but yeah so chapel rone was as a fucking dick about it i think that's not i don't like that shit yeah pigeon loser yeah yeah ice and airports i mean fuck dude i probably will speed up the lines honestly dude because a mexican family of like 25 people it does take a long time i love mexicans not really about the ice shit but uh they be clogging up the security line let's be real What the, yeah, the airports just look like What the fuck producer, bro? What kind of a cut was that? Some guy shooting a fucking river with a

People in a lake. That's not going to clip well for you, Santa Cruz. It's all good. The Mexicans love me. Yo, has any of you guys ever shot an animal? I'm going hunting in May because I feel like it's right in my fucking alley at Texas. Yes, you would love it.

hunting for what? Where do you going for? We're going to do like deer, deer hunting. Dears. Like big game. You just kind of post up in the, like big game. Yeah. Like I'm a hunter.

No, I just heard people say big game if it's like a deer. But people do like pheasant hunting. Big game like turns you on when you hear that word. I shall. Stein is a big game hunter out there in fucking Beverly Hills, dude. He knows it too. Kyle, that's a sick stream, dude. Let's go fucking, that would be dope.

fucking weeds camoed up and let's go fucking shoot birds. No, I've shot, we shot bats in Australia. Or I did. Shot a bat. Damn, bro. Shot bats. Buddy, first of all, this was in Vanuatu. It was on Australia.

Whatever the hell it's called. I shot a fucking bat with a shotgun. Santa Cruz. Guys having Russian neutrophics right now. That was one of the best. No, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Guys stepping off the boat. That was the best video ever.

We got to hit an African tribe. I'm trying to set that up with Forrest Galant. Oh shit, that would be gnarly. Yeah. I'm down with that. Tribe lips, the tribe rip was sick. Boys, I've never been across the pond. Is that crazy?

You haven't? No, boys. You've never been outside North America? No, dude. I mean, I've been like everywhere, like a lot of places south. I mean, not everywhere. Fox, South America's pretty bad. He stay in Florida, dog.

He stays in Florida. Yeah. Dude, I'm a Minnesota guy. I like Chipotle. I like beers. I like Florida birds. Like, dude. His first trip is going to be with like an African tribe dudes and be like,

holy shit outside of America's crazy, dog. I'm trying to go to London and start some shit, hit a couple soccer games. London sucks. Yeah, I was just like to say that's not much shit. Spain is cool. Italy is cool. Spain is the best country in the world. Yeah.

Spain is the best place ever. Yeah. I got mutual. The best place ever. Just died, which is fucked. That kid that just died in, uh, fucking Spain, Barcelona. Found him in the ocean or some shit. Oh, yeah.

You guys have any bucket list? Do you guys have any bucket list countries? Brazil for me. Been there. Australia, for sure. I'm one of those guys that doesn't have an urge to dip. I don't know what it is, man. Like, I like having my shit.

Like, I like being on a fire up my fortnight in my bedroom. I got it all. I got it all. I'm chilling. Yeah, but, you do say yes and you go fucking, you're always stoked after. I want to go to Italy. Yeah, I want to go to fucking Italy. That's a good one.

I don't want to go anywhere in Asia ever. It changes your whole perception on everything in America. And you appreciate America more. And then you also realize like when I went to Spain, dude, the food is 10 times better there. Like it is so much better than America. It's fucking crazy. Oh, yeah. It's insane.

It's like night and day, bro. It's fucking crazy. I love fucking history. Like Rome shit. It'll eat in. Santa Cruz. That probably gets you fired up. No?

You know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, dude. No, I love traveling, man. Like you're saying, like sometimes like it's fog. The culture, it's like better. Oh, yeah, for sure. You know, sometimes I'm like, oh, shit, I'm leaving. I'm so dialed in when I'm home, like my health.

Like, I have everything dialed in here. But there is no other feeling like being on a fucking plane with the boys going somewhere. It's sick. It's always fucking. Especially with the little fucking zanny bar on the plane, 12 hours. Oh, yeah. That's all you do. You have a creatine bump?

Quick little teleport time. I don't think I'll ever fly more than four hours without a zanny. I'll tell you. I flew back from Steinie's place in L.A., and I might have been. the fucking most bein guy on the land. No,

fucking Calgary, bro. Fucking Lami. Salim puke's in my suitcase one hour before the airport or some shit. I go, dude,

I have the biggest suitcase ever. I go, you serious, man? There's a trash bag one foot away to puke in my fucking suitcase at the full and one challenge. I take my suitcase.

We shared a room in the tent and he's puking in my suitcase on my clothes, fucking so much clothes in there. And I just go, dude, I don't even care, man.

I take the suitcase. just throw it in the trash. I went home with a backpack with a set of aeropods in it. I don't get me the fuck out again. I hate that voice. I was chill vibes. Fucker. What's with the hat collection? What do you got going on back there? Oh, no. The chick that stays with me did it.

But it's all timepiece trading shit. They're not your hat? No, they are. But I mean, they're rented shit. Stiney, let me see what this bird looks like. My girl? Yeah, I mean, I'll show you. Yeah, I mean, we'll cut this out, but that's like my main shake, but yeah.

Been with her for like two years. That's why I'm asking Santa Cruz these questions, because like he's fucking married. It's like, dude, yeah, yeah, I'll give you intel on married life. We all get shit on. Maybe it's more me and fucking, I don't see it for freezer, but freezer's younger. I feel like Jesse's more going that route, but like we get shit on for not being married and having like a family and shit, which is not why. You got to find the right one.

Dude, okay, here's why I also genuinely. think we are going to live longer. We're going to live longer. I made a joke. I'm not even I agree. I made a video saying I'm going to live to be like 140 years old and people like this dude's crazy. I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm not crazy. There's no chance that's going to happen. But yeah, go ahead. It is going to happen. You look at people right now that are already dialed in in health. So like there's this dude Mark Sisson. He started Primal Kitchen. You're probably seen that brand. He's like 70 fucking five years old right now jacked, dialed in. And bro, technology, bro, all this peptide shit, stem cell shit, all this stuff.

What's your biological age coming on in your blood, by the way? I'm curious. I haven't done the biological age thing. They just hit mine at 23, and I was stoked, and my liver is fucking going to. Santa Cruz tossed me in with his real health guy. I had a shit in a fucking cup, send him it. I did it. And he said, shout up, Chetty.

I'm the only one who did it. Bro, no way you fucking mailed a cup of shit. And it's crazy. I was on a bender the week before. I'm like, I do this shit. I'm like the best. I'm the best sender that rips it still, but I'm dialed. Dude, the functional medicine tests, yeah, that's, so like all that stuff, dude, I'm going to live to be like 140.

It's just going to happen. What do you think is the primary difference to live to that age? Do you know what the primary difference actually is? It is joint health, bro. So they've already extended lifespan. Okay, my grandma, for example, she's 94 years old. She's really healthy. When she was like 80-something, she had to get a knee operation.

The knee operation was done at Stanford up in the bay. It went perfect. She was walking with her little dumbbells. Like, if you are healthy and you know what to do and you can keep doing it, you will live longer. So they've been like, oh, like when we can effectively replace people's knees and shit, and like they, if you go sedentary, which some people do voluntarily, they just stop fucking moving and they die. But if you can continue to move and eat well and do all this shit, and that's some basic shit people are doing. I'm talking, I'm going to be doing that, plus all the technology that's available in 50 or 60 years,

and have the money to do it. Bro, I'm going to be 140 years old. Yeah, I disagree. That's my goal. I think it's stupid. People already living to be 120 years old. Steinie's just an antagonist. Guy's a super villain from Incredibles.

Your syndrome is incredible. No, but you want to walk around, like, dude, I want to walk around at 150. Like, you can't really move at that point. Like, you're wrinkly. You're old as fuck. I'm talking hellspan, bro. Steinie, my opinion is we're going to, like, live forever. I don't think that.

I think there's, like, something limiting us from living forever. Can I walk you through it Santa Cruz? I'm going for one. I'm going for 112. If you make it to a certain point, I do think that we are going to be living in a different, like, a virtual reality that is going to be infinite in it.

Like they just, whatever is our soul or our, like, mind. Yeah, they're going to be able to like, upload it somewhere or something. I kind of,

I can see that. Dude, you got to think like, how much has changed in 10 years? How much has changed in 20 years? It's like, what are we going to? If you're talking 140,

dude, at like fucking dude i'm telling you it's i think that it's like it's things you can't even think about are going to happen in 50 years or 100 years no for sure but i'm also not trying to live forever like you see brian johnson shout out to him but like i'm not scared of death i'm i'd be scared to death now because there's a lot of stuff i want to do and see but like i'm not scared of getting old and dying i just genuinely think that that lifespan and even health span is going to be enhanced. You're already seeing it, bro.

Even people like Kelly Sater, Kelly Sater's like 50-something. He's like, he's amazing, yeah, yeah. He crushes it. And it's like you really think in 30 years Kelly Sater's going to be broken and, oh, not, no, he's not.

He's going to be dialed in. So you're starting to see it. I'm going to be in that way. Yeah, we met Brian John. He's a weird dude. Going into that pod, I thought he had a lot of hate. And then when I met him,

I didn't understand why he got all the hate because it seems like he's just using his body as a test subject. pouring up, Jesse. But he definitely is. He's just a strange guy, yeah. Oh, is this the kid who's like drinking his kid's milk or something? He had his kid's blood, like a blood transfusion.

Jerking off his son. Yeah, I mean, I don't hate that guy at all. If he's literally just like, yo, I'm doing this for science. Dude, he put out the best thing where he monitored, it's like pretty expensive to do. We looked into doing it. We're just like kind of like he monitored exactly what he loses when he goes into the sauna, like the sodium potassium and magnesium. him and he was like pushing electrolytes a lot

because he's like, yo, like, you lose a lot of electrolytes in the sauna. That was obviously cool. But like... Good for your brand. Yeah, yeah. But he also has been really into psychedelics lately, and I've been a big fan of seeing him do that. People have been giving him a lot of hate for, like, documenting it. I think it's Yeah, he ripped DMT, dude, which

I've done, I've done ayahuasca, I've done DMT. You've done ayahuasca? Yeah. I didn't know that. Went to the jungle with my wife, to Costa Rica, drank that show. That helmet photo? I don't have a helmet photo like that. I felt like I was wearing one of those fucking things.

Dude, I don't know if I'm live streaming ayahuasca. You did it once only? I did it twice. And would you recommend it to like us? No, I kind of would. You have to be like called to do it they say. But if you're like life is pretty dialed in, you're like mentally like, well, I do think it can like help your life.

But it's not some magic pill. People try to pitch it sometimes like, do psychedelics. Like you'll, it can, yeah, it can like help you. We've done some deep trim trips and stuff. Yeah. But you've got to do all the work and be dialed in. That's a good live stream. Let's fucking do that.

That'd be an insane live stream, bro. Bro, when I was on it, dude, like, honestly. You have full control of your body and all that shit in your mind or not? Not your mind. Your body, like, yes, sort of, I did, like, yak. You do, like, purge, they say. Like, I did yak. And you're faded during that?

Like, you're fucking... Bro, yeah, you're in it, bro. It feels like kind of if you've ever... hit like DMT. It feels like that, but it feels like that. It's kind of good example. What's another example? I've been like, how about the K-hole? I've been down the K-hole. I've never been in a K-hole. I've never done Kevin. Dude, it's fucking awesome. What about like 12 cores lights deep? I've been 12 cores lights deep back in the day.

It's way different than that. Okay. Yeah, but it's kind of sick. I don't know, man. I feel like it's not something you have to do, but it can help. Does that freak you out, Kyle? Yeah, it does a little bit. Like, it does a little bit. I could come out the other side a different man. I know that's positive, but it could be like... I know everyone you ask, they say it's fucking intense. So I think you just got to be ready for it.

You have to rent out a whole place. That's what I'm going to do and I do it again because this was back in the day and like there are some crazy hippies there. This one chick. Oh, yeah. This one chick. I rented like a room with my wife, but the ceremony was like a bunch of people. And there's one chick.

Your wife did it too? I'm not trying to really make new friends on a DMT trip. I'd rather be with like a solid squad of boys I know. No, I'm not seeing any randos if I'm doing that shit. You need Gunner at the DMT trip. Yeah, that's, you actually have to specifically pick who you want to be around when you're doing this shit. Yeah, for sure. So you guys know, there's been a lot of talk about weight loss drugs, those end-pick, blah, blah, blah, all that.

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we're talking to some streaming services, pretty much every big streaming service, we have like a meeting with the first week of April. I don't know, we'll see. Fingers crossed some pretty cool shit that we've wanted to do. Probably since I think the original reason we ever went to L.A. So we'll see. You never know with that type of stuff, but I feel like they're going to be, like, it's not a bad time to do it because now with this new world of like clipping and stuff, like that stuff can kind of make a comeback. Whereas I feel like even a few years ago, if you did something on like a Netflix and Amazon, a Hulu, like it would just kind of sit there and you have to really work on directing people towards it to go watch. But now it's like people are going to see parts of it.

And if they're like, shit, I want to watch this whole thing. It looks sick. Like, they'll know where to watch it. Yeah. At the end of the day, if you're pushing new subscribers, that's all they fucking care about. You know what I mean? Like, hey, we got 100,000 signups. Like fucking.

So are those in person, Kyle? Yeah. Damn. I'll be sick. You've seen the Manosphere documentary? I saw that shit. It was interesting. I feel like a lot of those dudes say really, really, it's like HS Tiki-Toki, Jay Waller,

um, Myron, you know, it was just a documentary about like the kind of that type of shit. Like red pill? Yeah, there's more red pill. But like, dude, the thing is, like, those guys say a lot of good shit because, like, you do have to, like, as a man, like, not get played by a girl, like, not, like, date, like, a dumb girl. You have to, like, be a man and, like, do difficult shit. And, like, they talk about, like, fitness.

And, like, I agree with all that shit. But then sometimes it just gets a little crazy. You know, like, I don't agree with some of the stuff they say. But that doesn't, like, ideas that I don't agree with don't scare me. Okay, but then give us an example of when you think they take it too far. So Justin Waller in it, who actually think he puts out a lot of good content and he doesn't talk about his relationship. But when pressed on it, he basically says that,

I have a wife that's or a girl that's like only exclusive to me and I am with like a bunch other girls. Me personally, I don't, the things, I don't give a shit. If that works for him, this is the United States of America, brother. Go do that. That's fine. But I don't know if, I don't think he's doing this, but I don't know of pushing that idea out to young men's being like, this works.

This is good. I don't think that shit works for many people, bro. Yeah. Like, is that going to benefit? Is there a positive in that? I don't know, man, especially raising kids. Like, your kids see you then with a bunch of other chicks. Like, how long does this shit laugh?

Like, I don't know, man. Like, do it works for you, but don't push the message. Yeah. But, like, this is the way to do it. Like, H.S. Tiki Talk, he says a lot of, like, funny shit. I feel like he's more, like, comedy, bro. So, like... He's at least funny.

Yeah, so I don't know, man. I feel like the documentary tried to make it seem, like, everything that those dudes were saying was the most serious point ever. when we kind of know, I mean, we like know some of these dudes or know them adjacently. We know, like, I know clav. Like, a lot of the shit he does, he does believe, don't get me wrong, but like, he does a lot of shit just for entertainment and humor. So, yeah, I don't know, man.

But yeah, one-sided monogamy, I, I'm just such. I'm good off that shit, bro. If you got to say, like, yo, I'm getting with other chicks while I have my wife, you're not. Like, I'm sorry. if you're a real dog or doing that behind the scenes, I'm just saying. But yeah. You just sewered yourself so hard.

Well, I mean, it's true. Like, dude, if you're actually doing that shit, you're not going to put it out there. Yeah, how do you sit down with that girl's family at some point? If that's really your wife and then, like, her dad is like, oh, so you're with like nine other chicks. That's what the dude says that, that he, like, does. That shit's just kind of, it seems weird to me. That's not even a flex to me. Like, why do you want to openly hurt somebody?

I agree. I totally agree. Do you hear what Santa Cruz is saying, though? It's like fucking some kids going to be like, oh, so this is a, this is cool. This is allowed. This is like a formula. Yeah, man. Yeah, I did a post about it, bro.

Like, I was like, yo, like, part of me being masculine is like, I'll fucking rub my wife's feet after a long day or give her a shoulder rub. And these dudes might like, the man is for that. A foot rub is kind of gay. How is a foot rub gay? I don't know. I just wouldn't ever do that. I'm telling you, Stani, there's nothing gay looking care of. Like, if you're, dude, married, like, you're like, this is my girl.

You wouldn't rub, you've been in a relationship for a few years. You wouldn't rub your girl's feet? No. Ever? Like, I'm not saying, like, every night I'm going home and I'm like, please let me rub your feet. I'm not on some bullshit like that. No, I don't do that. But, like, and, like, a natural, like, we're watching, you know, we're watching the Manosphere on Netflix.

And, like, you won't rub your girl's shoulder, rub her feet? No. Rubbing her feet while watching Manisfheres. That, hey, that is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You got me there. You got me there.

Yeah, if you mix it too, it gets a little gnarly. But I mean, like, at the end of the day, like, yeah, taking care of your girl should not become this like, oh, that's gay. It's like, bro, like, she takes care of me. I take care of her. Like, it's like, that's literally what a relationship is, I think. Yeah, you've got to be tuned in with your emotions a little bit. I think that's a masculine thing to do. You know, it can't be a complete bitch, but, you know.

I agree. It kind of like actually being like, I'm not going to take care of her or rub her feet or do whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, that's gay. more about you than it says about the relationship in like the right context you know what I mean? Yeah it goes it does go both ways though. These chicks

now their standards are set so high like my girl the other day and I'm not even saying this to flex this but I just am going to keep it real but she was like dude I she fucking flies first class

fucking take care of her, buy her bags and shit whatever and I was like yo I probably spend like a hundred grand on you a year you know like that's crazy money to most people like you don't understand these girls expectations are so fucking high now i'm not flexing this at all i'm just saying like it's it's crazy like it means nothing to her and i'm like dude this is not reality is it girls or is it that girl dude it's fucking every chicken laa like what the fuck is yeah i mean yeah a lot of like i was telling clav like dude it's like his like opinion on woman is like look at the environments

you're in bro you're in like a fucking ballroom miami at three o'clock like of course like you're right like all that shit is happening there um but i think there is still good woman out there it's also how you set the tone so steamy you set the tone that fucking you start at game seven instead of game one like your first date your first date is like i know i'm just saying like if you set the tone like that you're kind of setting the expectations of like oh this guy like you rent like you'll get a fucking 3k room you'll get the venus of flare flowers like your first date is like K plus. Damn.

So it's like you're kind of setting, you're setting the tone. Yeah, five and ten for sure. Yeah. And you don't lie. You like, you like to splash on your girl. Fuck yeah. I think it's,

yeah, it's dope. It's a flex. See, yeah, yeah, it is. If I like a girl,

for sure, I'm splashing on her. But on a first date, hell no. Like, even a first date, like, obviously I'll fucking grab dinner,

do whatever, but it's like, I got money, but it's like, I'm looking into the little things of like, oh, are you expecting this? Are you this?

Red flag tests. I lose interest if I think she's with me for absolutely any reason, but, like, wanting to be with me. Like, 100%. And at the end of the day, obviously, like, wanting a man that can provide and whatever, it's, like, that's fine. That's, like, a characteristic. It was like, hey, I like this guy. But, like, I think you do have to monitor that. You got to earn that shit, though.

No, you're 100% right. But you figure that out as you go. Then when you earn it, it's like four seasons, Hawaii, Stani. You know how I run, but I put you on that, actually. also don't want to hate on anyone who's like different you know what i mean it's like i don't know like like do you all right well uh i think this is great shout out to everyone watching and listening we're going to be running this weekly uh this is fucking fun boys yeah man great time drop a comment if there's anything you guys want us to talk about or uh dm us on full send podcast any topics this was fun boys

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