FULL SEND PODCAST - Post Malone x Nelk Boys | Ep. 45
Episode Date: June 9, 2022Post Malone on His Relationship with Justin Bieber & Preparing for the End of the World! Presented by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. Find Happy Dad near you http://happydad.com/find (21+ only). Video is av...ailable on http://youtube.com/fullsendpodcast/videos. Follow Nelk Boys on Instagram http://instagram.com/nelkboys. Part of the Shots Podcast Network (shots.com). You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & anywhere you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We want out. We want out. We want out. We want out.
Feels like the old days a little bit.
Back in the old days. We're at Hyde Lounge right now.
I just want to give a little shout out to Sam Nazarian and Frankie Delgado.
Shout out to Hyde. Thanks for letting us shoot here.
We got Postie coming in.
Hyde also carries Happy Dad. So if you guys are ever in L.A., pull up the Hyde, they got Happy Dads.
They're always serving them in buckets by the tables, which is fire.
We got John here.
Oh, we got Postie here, too.
He's here.
All right, we're already rocking.
We're rocking and rolling.
What's up, guy, guy?
What's up, bro?
How are you, guys?
I see you.
You got to see me.
This up, man.
How are you doing?
Oh, you're going to see you.
Okay, easy.
Where'd you come from just now?
The car.
Nice.
I thought you biked.
Where's Stiney?
Is he not here?
He's grabbing happy dads real quick out the back.
They have them locked out.
Is that your drinking choice, the Bud Light?
Yes, sir.
I'll take what I can get.
Steady Bud Light guy, right?
Always.
I try my best.
Good guy.
This is fine.
This is good.
We appreciate you doing this.
I appreciate you having me.
What's good?
Is Dre coming through too?
Dre's coming up?
You know, Dre's always a little late.
Yeah.
But, you know, we got us tequila here.
We're going to do a little tasting of that.
This is, this is, um, we should just do the interview with the tequila.
Just with the tequila?
Down.
Put a mic up here instead of, Dre.
Is it good?
It's good.
I'm not a tequila guy, but it's good.
Yeah.
You're not a tequila guy?
It is very good.
Yeah.
Because usually I bar.
Yeah.
But I don't.
so we had it we if that's a sign or any indicator i think that's pretty good yeah we drank a lot of it
at your uh listening party the other night shit that was really cool so yeah we went to we went to posties
listening party i think what last week right yeah and it was i don't know when i walked in there
it was just like a whole vibe we walked in a little late and just like you at the front just like
the whole vibe of it i couldn't believe that was just for like the audience yeah man well i know it was a little
more you know it was a little more producing i would have liked but yeah you know you know
I had a great time.
Thanks for coming.
It was fine.
I know.
I'm happy.
I was so surprised to see you guys.
Yeah.
I haven't seen you in a while.
I know.
The album's fire.
Thank you, man.
Some bang.
I like my favorites are I Cannot Be.
Oh, thank you.
That slaps.
And then the one with Kid Leroy.
Thank you very much.
That's hard as far.
I'm happy somebody like.
Insanous.
Thank you.
Insane's fire.
Thank you.
Music videos out.
Who else is on the album with you?
It's Gunna, LaRoy, Doja.
I'm trying to go through the track list in my head.
Fleet Foxes.
I'm trying to go through it.
Does every song have somebody on it?
No, sir.
No, okay.
No, sir.
There's a bunch of stuff that's just me.
It's very cathartic.
Is this on?
Yeah, we're just, we're casual with it.
Cool, fuck you.
I love it.
I absolutely love it.
Yeah.
Real quick, though, I think we're allowed to talk about this now, but tonight two songs.
It's just dropped.
I think we just dropped right now.
so two more songs bonus songs yeah yeah i didn't know they were dropping today i just do what they
tell me to do what are the two new songs um hateful it's called and then there's another one called
um i gotta fucking remember the words man this is hard man you guys put me on the spot man um hateful
and um another one check them out what like what's a few of your favorite songs on the album
i know it's i don't know man it's it they're all pretty good
they all like they all tell a story together i like this i just run it front to back for me um
it's very i don't know it's cathartic for me to listen to it's nice to listen to i like all the
way through i think of as as one song and i wanted to release it that way but they wouldn't let me do
what's like what's your relationship like with kid der roi he's one of my favorites he's such a sweet
his music is fucking insane he's a legend no he's a legend i always say like he's just like a younger
or more talented handsomer version of me and he's just the fucking best in the universe like
it's so cool going in and being in the booth with him just because it's like i'll go in and do a
take right so i'll go in and do a take and then he'll go in and do his take and i'm like well son
of a bitch my take sucked ass so now i need to go back in there and do so he like whenever we're
working together it's really cool because he like pushes me because he's just is he like automatic
he's just a freak of nature it's insane it's like yeah he's not he's not
Very rare. He's like the honest attentacumbo of music.
He's just out of his mind, like, good at everything he fucking does.
I got to be real, though.
He reminds me of a younger you, too.
Like, he's so humble.
He's such a kid.
He reminds me of when I met you first, you know, six, seven years ago.
He just, like, when I met him at Justin's house, and then we met him once at, actually,
I think Justin's post party, I think one of, after one of his shows in Vegas.
And, like, when I see him, I'm like, dude, you're like a baby post to me.
He's just so, like, pure.
like everything talented
but like just like a humble
kid it's not even fair you know
where you credit that to your your humbleness
just
I don't know it's you can't
my dad is a great guy
I'll start there
and it's just like I don't know
it's you never know no matter what you do
you could somebody could be having the shittiest day
and then it just takes a second of your time
to help out in any way you can.
I met a lot of fucking dickheads in my life.
And the golden rules just don't be a dickhead.
There's really no sense to be in dickhead, right?
I know, it doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense.
You know, it's like, why, right?
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me.
It's just, it's strange.
And I understand everybody has rough days.
So it's like, you know, but it's important to just be as kind as you can,
when you can, you know?
I love people, you know.
People have been very kind to me, and everybody's been real sweet to me.
And people have given me a lot of support and a lot of love over the year.
So I want to try and send that back, you know.
I think it's a Texas in you.
I don't know.
I met some mean guys over there, too.
But I mean, you know.
You're also, you're very loyal, too.
That's one thing I was telling Kyle.
It was like, your team's always been your day one.
Yeah.
From Andre, London, to Bobby to Austin to Adam.
I mean, I can't, Jay, like, it's like.
It's been the same squad.
It's the same guy.
It's the same since White Iverson.
Like most people in the music industry that, you know, like once they start blowing up,
it's like everyone, all the sharks come in.
But Post has been always like, not fair, man.
Everybody deserves a chance.
You know, everybody, you know, even if like, oh, it's like, okay, this is like my starting team.
And now we're doing, we're making it so huge.
I think everybody should be able to try their hand at something at least once, you know.
Was White Iverson the one that got you going?
Yeah, that was that.
I just looked at the YouTube views.
How many views that has?
How many?
10 10 what views 9708 million that's fucking crazy holy 770 million views on that fucking video that is
almost a billion congratulations that thing has over a billion i think it has a billion a couple
couple of them have a billion is a lot with over 500 million too congratulations has over a billion
really someone it's one other one i forgot yeah that's pretty cool man you know i made i just
you know now it's like it's interesting no matter what happens you know if i hope people enjoy the
record, you know, and it's just, it's very important now to, to, like, make genuine music and
and just, I spoke from the heart on the record a lot of the times. And, you know, I've, like,
we've had billions of views on stuff and, um, I'm my old man now, you know, I just,
I just want to make music that I like and, and, and keep doing shows for my fans and anybody
that wants to listen to it. But, you know, I'm, I'm so excited, man. Can we smoke in here?
Yeah, 100%. You see you're an old man. Smoking is, yes, sir.
You're 26 years old.
I am 26 years old.
That's not an old man.
I feel like,
you look great.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
But you know,
it feels like I guess going on tour
and I guess I just figured out
if you have sleep apnea,
you're really tired all the time
during the day and shit
and you never wake up like fully refreshed.
I think I might have to try it
so I wanted to get a sleep apnea machine.
But you need a prescription.
Can I hold yours for a minute?
I don't have a here,
but I have it on my heart.
I heard those things.
Those things are nuts.
Is that the ventilator thing?
Yeah.
Does it change?
It makes you look like fucking Bain when you put it on your face.
You do?
Bring it.
You might have I have one of us?
Yeah, of course.
Nice, brother.
I appreciate it.
I don't smoke, but I just feel it's just fitting.
Finally, Stein.
Yeah, you're good, brother.
Thank you.
All right.
Summer, don't get out of me.
I'm smoking one.
Oh, what do we got here?
You got a happy dad?
Let's get a little funky.
There it is.
I like it.
Are we allowed to rip a teal shot, too, John or no?
Yeah, rip it.
All right.
Rip it little tequila shot.
You feel here?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, we're talking about it.
This is awesome.
Can I crack into this?
100%.
Oh, well, okay.
I would love a cold one.
Yeah, please.
What's the best place?
Everyone's got a personal preference, but.
I feel like the lemon, I know it probably, you know,
shelters give you the same amount of heartburn,
but I feel like the lemon lime doubly.
Lemon lime is smooth.
It's double heartburn for me.
Oh, really?
I don't know, though.
It's probably just a fallacy.
You got to try first.
This thing's all fucked up.
They're a little smoother.
This is the watermelon.
Are you a big drinker?
You like to drink.
This is delicious.
You like it?
Yeah, I love drinking.
You fit right in then.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Hey, you know what?
I'm just here.
I'm here to hang out.
I'm here to make some trouble, but not too much.
If you're going into a day of drinking, what's your like routine?
So if you're going to go to you like, I'm fucking.
Just strictly beers?
I'll do beers and screwdrivers.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'll do beers.
And screwies.
And I like making my own screwies.
No pulp.
I just try and use the shittiest, like, orange juice you can.
Sunny D.
Does that count?
Is Sunny D. Orange juice?
Not really.
It's like a better version.
It's just a better version.
Sunny D.
It's so good.
It's so good.
No, it's insane.
A screwdriver with Sunny D might be one of the most delicious drinks in the universe.
You're right about the pulp, though.
I'm not a pulp guy.
Pulp sucks.
I love a shit.
I'm most polo.
But with alcohol?
Not with alcohol.
Like, OJ, breakfast?
You got to go most pulp.
Because.
I'm a strictly no pulp.
guy in every series.
If you're a Pulp person, you're fucking weird.
It's kind of a beta move.
Pulp's great.
Pulp?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not a fit.
Bain?
Bata.
Beta.
Beta.
A bane move.
That's a total bane move.
How many darts do you rip a day on average?
On a really terrible day.
On a good day.
Yeah.
There's a very fine line between a terrible day and a good day.
40
45
45 yards
That's lit
As Ben for that second pack
I'm like all right dude
Chill out
Right you know
But then by the time I open that third pack
I'm like I'm a total piece of shit
And I need to go to sleep because
What do you think is the most darts you've ever ripped into that?
Probably like 80
4 back solid
Yeah
Probably 80
Do you smoke them in like in bed?
Yeah I used to
I used to but not really any
more. Now I have like a special
zone. It has like my PC in it
and my Magic the Gathering shit. So I
just go down there and fucking
ripsigs and build decks
and die in Apex Legends.
Are you ever worried? Are you ever worried just to fuck up your voice
at all? Yeah.
It definitely has.
Yeah. But I mean Johnny Cash
smoked his whole life. He sound cool.
Right. You know? Nobody has their vices. So
you play a lot of Apex? Yes, sir.
When did you get into Apex Legends?
A year and a half ago maybe?
And why Apex over, like, Warzone or the other shooter games?
I don't know.
Fortnite never stuck out to me because I don't want to get, like, I don't want, like,
fucking 12-year-olds cranking 90s on me and, like, literally making me fucking throw my monitor
across the room.
But it's okay because I still do that playing Apex, so I don't know why.
I just thought, you know, I was never in, because I would play Warzone and shit
and called duty and stuff.
And I was just never a BR guy because I'm not that good at them.
Yeah.
But something about Apex, I just started playing, and I really, really enjoyed it.
You're streaming Twitch?
I've streamed three times.
That's probably getting wild, right?
We had a great time I streamed with Timmy.
He's such a dog.
He's so good and such a sweet kid.
And I just got to get back around to it, you know?
I just got to get back around to it because it's hard.
I don't know how to set that shit up.
So whenever my buddy comes over, who knows what he's doing, I'm just like, yeah, okay.
It's the whole process.
Dude, I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I thought you've been gaming your whole life.
You played Zelda, Mario, all that, right?
Yes, sir.
I mean, yeah, I was an Xbox guy and, like, you know, like,
not so much a Mario guy because that game drives me nuts.
It's so hard.
It's so hard.
Super Smash or not?
Super Smash.
On the GameCube and you got to leave your GameCube on all night.
So you can get mute the bananas out.
What's that when you shoot the bananas out?
That's fucking Mario.
Oh, Mario Kart.
That's my game.
It's hard.
It is hard.
Yeah.
You're not good at that, are you?
Stop.
Any amount of money you want to put on a Mario card.
Damn.
Okay.
Let's do that.
do you play with other people
and the uh is it just you have like a crew you play with the apex
yeah i play with a couple of my buddies
couple good buddies that i've known for a little bit
um and we just run around and see if we can actually do something
but it's such that game's so cool because whenever you're good at it
like um you feel like a badass yeah apex is like a like a game
like if you're a real gamer that's the game you play
yeah yeah yeah of course man sorry dude
you're good thank you sir
i appreciate it
yeah i don't know man
It's a very satisfying game, but it's also, like, you want to break your whole computer and your PC.
Are you doing other shit with, like, e-sports, too, now?
Yeah, so the team in Dallas were doing a whole fucking, like, I just saw the plans for everything that they're doing over there.
And it looks so, so, so, so fucking sick.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know how much I'm able to, like, disclose, but it's such fucking cool shit.
What's the team called for those that don't envy?
And they're just fucking it up, crushing it.
Did you ever just go into random rooms, like with the headset on?
Just say, like, this is Post Malone and nobody believes you?
No, usually, yeah, usually kids bully me when I say that.
Really?
They're like, fuck you.
Like your music socks and shit.
Really?
Well, yeah, I try to get people to be nice to me, but that doesn't fucking work.
There's no rules when it comes to chirps.
When you're on that headset, like, it's like the most vulgar shit, like Cod back in the day, too.
It was like the shit that was said.
All those chat rooms are deadly.
Oh, yeah, man. It doesn't make any sense. Come on in, Dre.
Pop them in? Here, do I pop in?
Come say hi. Leave that. Come say hi. Leave that. Come say hi.
What's up, bro. How you doing? What's good? What's good?
Pleasure. We're seeing. How you doing? You'll see you, my man.
Dre Landon. We got tequila.
You got a brand new outfit for us, or what? Here?
You smell really good.
Of course. Thank you.
What are we drinking? So what do we got here, Dre?
Oh, we got Don Laundres.
our new tequila coming out
July, August.
And you guys are with R&C too, right?
That's the same distributor that we have for Happy Dad.
Yes, which happened to be the most...
They're the goats.
They're the goats. They are the goats.
Shout to R&C.
Shout out David Booth.
R&C, like, bro, more than a few months ago,
like last year we was discussing, discussing.
And then this year we just decided to make a decision
that R&C was going to be the best for us.
they distribute in 39 states.
Also, there was like the most
craziest thing with Mike,
Mike Young from R&C.
So a couple of years ago,
I was like,
we're going to give out all these crooks
to Grapevine School.
And Bobby was like, yeah.
Post was like, yeah, it's a great idea.
The school that I,
of course,
the school, the high school that I finished going to,
Why wouldn't I give them crocs?
So he gave them the whole high school a pair of his new crocs.
Fast forward a year later.
I don't even remember this.
I'm in a meeting on Zoom because now the world is in Zoom.
I'm in a meeting on Zoom with Mike Young from R&C discussing,
putting our tequila distributing with them.
And his son comes in, wanted to say hi,
and was saying thank you for the crocs that we gave at the Grapevine school a year ago.
couldn't believe it. It was like one of those, you know, there's just some things in life that
just have synergy. Like, it, there was just like synergy. And the way they said they moved, the
things I see they do. I don't know. We just grew to each other. I didn't even know that it was
the distributors until, I think, maybe two weeks ago when we was talking and you guys said,
yeah, it's the same district. I was like, what? Just small, well, why did you guys choose
a tequila? Well, it wasn't really supposed to. It was me pushing me to tequila. Basically, we
started a company called liquid assets, which basically is your modern day liquor management
company. So as we know today, it's changed. Your traditional alcohol, your traditional stuff,
all the different things that we saw, we already seen that we put our twist on it where we did
Maison Nine, the wine. So I already drink a lot of tequila, was looking into it and just
Stop.
Do you know how fast you were going?
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I really like tequila.
When I took a shot the other night, like tequila kind of makes me like gag once in a while.
Like this is very smooth.
I'll be honest.
I'm not just saying that too.
No, no.
We, well, from 2019, I started.
Before, 2020, I've been going back and forth to Mexico, working on it.
And Francisco Gonzalez, like, they just make, he just makes the best tequila.
That's what I said, too, man.
He was drinking tequila, I throw up.
But now, I drink it, and it was very good.
Yeah, he doesn't drink tequila like that, bro.
I love to do that, bro.
Please, trust me.
It's hard.
You don't like it?
Ever since high school, it was, I mean, ever since 21 that one time.
Dude, I love to.
I love tequila.
Trump.
I think you like it, the older you get.
Yeah, I mean, the more your taste buds die, the better it tastes.
Yeah, that's true.
But this is modern day premium and made by the first people who have made premium
tequila.
So, like, it's just high-end and smooth.
We first started with the Blanco.
The repisado comes out in the four and the Anahole next year.
It's a three-set in the family.
But making tequila takes a process, and a lot of people don't know the process from the agave,
the agave blonde, that that even takes
five to seven years to grow before you can
even pick it, then put it in the oven for
40 out. It's a whole big process.
Most people don't know, but when you do it
right, you get a premium
tequila that tastes, I guess. That's dull.
We were talking to post you too before you came
about how you guys have had the same
day one kind of management team
since the beginning. How
like your official role is post manager, right?
How cool is that you guys have had? And I told them I
couldn't get rid of them. You just could follow me
around.
I said, I've been fodder around since.
Yeah, like, we definitely, he's, it's him.
It's all down to him.
It's not even down to me.
I mean, it's a little bit down to me,
but, like, it's mostly all down to him
where he's just one of the lonest, true, real people.
That's interesting.
Have you guys ever done something together, like an interview?
No, like this?
No, yeah.
Or, like interviewing each other.
No, like this.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Pretty cool.
once or twice
Maybe I don't know
If Dre's here though
I just shut up
I just
You probably answered it
But I don't even know
I'd like to
I'm interested
Like how did you guys
Like link up originally
You probably know better than me too
That was a day
That was big screwdriver
Times
Because a huge screwdriver times
Um
2014
Around March
I was coming out here
For the Grammys
And visiting
Like just
hanging out
And see what was going on
in L.A. And I think a month before that, he just moved from Dallas with his boy Jason, he moved
out. And it was like a gamer house. And one of my guys from the UK that lived out here and moved
from Miami, moved out here, said, he wanted me to come to this house and, like, check it out.
There was just a lot of talent in this house. And he just felt like there's something in this
house that I could find or something I could do. It was kind of crazy. I went to this house.
And where were you, like, at that point in your, like, career? I was living in New York.
going back and forth from New York to LA and just started seeing what Los Angeles was
like, kind of like falling out with the New York scene, maybe a little bit, because I started
seeing LA and started seeing just a little bit of different stuff.
And then when I'm at Austin, it was like, nah, this guy's talent is just crazy.
Like, there was just a lot of synergies.
I just felt like I was going to move because I wanted the whole world to know.
who he was. At that time, it wasn't post-world, but like his talent was just so, I don't know
how to, I can, but like, I don't want to over the same. I'm just telling the truth. His energy
and his talent, I just felt like he could be one of the biggest artists in the world. And
I felt like a part of my life's calling was me and him and taking out, both of our
experiences to the top of the world.
extreme.
You're very sweet.
Thank you.
He's very sweet.
That's crazy.
What was like the first move that you guys like made together?
Go on.
He's saying it's a blur.
Yeah, I have no idea.
He was in the same.
I was going back and forth.
We was in this house and then, you know, I started staying in the house at the same time.
And all these people started saying the house first came over at first from Atlanta.
There was just a lot of us, the talent, different talent in this house.
And with talent, for some...
Comes to great responsibility.
Sorry.
No, with the talent, I don't know, like, everyone just started seeing where the main focus of the talent was.
It was posty and, like, there's a whole bigger story, too.
I don't want to go into it too much, but like...
We just made a couple bane moves and that was it?
He made...
Just a couple bane moves will do it.
What's it like when you're living with him?
Like, do you go by his rules?
Are you doing your thing or...
Do you have to smoke darts, too?
Like, is there a norm minimum for you or no?
I know, I used to, like, this is what happened when I was first around him, but for the first couple years and tour life and everything, like, I was smoking cigarettes, bro.
Like, it just rubs up on you, like.
No, we take the tobacco and do it with the Rizzler.
What's that?
It's like rolling tobacco and shit.
And he would always have a pocket full of Rizzlers.
And I'm like, all right, let me try that.
And now it's just way too lazy to do that.
It's real shit.
I don't know.
And he's so fast with it.
like rolling up and I'm like trying to take me like 15 minutes for one cigarette
I'd be like fuck this I'm getting that's why you have a living with you bro
no that was that I'm saying the roll up now he just as he literally reaches in my cigarette
pack takes half a cigarette and I'm like I know who was there it's like a little breadcrumb trail
just to roll out the little sponge yeah yeah I'll break off he'll be like
tray I'll be somewhere in the corner like at that point you should just take the whole cigarette
I know, that's what I said.
Because then you're not going to get caught.
I wouldn't even notice.
Yeah, I get it.
But he takes half.
Do you know there's always that notion?
But wait, that's kind of like a...
Why if he didn't have a cigarette left for he was on his last one and the pack somewhere else was somewhere?
He'd be like, you know what?
Let me like that half.
Good looking, Drey.
That's true.
There's two sides.
Two sides.
He's letting you know, hey, I would not take the whole thing.
It's half for you.
It's incredible.
So it's being real.
It's incredible.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I actually fuck with that.
I actually fuck with that.
Thank you very much.
How cool is it and how big was it when you first opened up for Bieber?
So cool.
How did that come about?
We were working.
I was working on my first album and we had a house, like a studio house thing.
And he wanted to come over and work.
So he came over and worked and we just hung out and had some beers and stuff.
And then he was like, hey, you want to come up.
on tour and I said yes, fuck yes.
Just that day, the first day.
I don't even remember. Probably not the first day.
Probably like the next couple of days.
But it was really cool and he's like just such a sweet guy.
He keeps saying it was just a couple of days.
Bro, it was like a couple of weeks of a whirlwind.
Like for him, it was like, it was just a couple of days.
My memory is so bad.
It's insane.
It's not bad.
He's a great memory for things he wants to remember.
But for him right there, he's like, okay, album time, whirlwind.
Let's go.
Very selective memory.
Bootsie Bellows?
We're at Bootsie Bellow?
Oh, yes.
You guys went and recorded Deja Boot that night.
I think that's when it's all this topic.
Crazy.
He's the best.
What a guy.
What a lad?
He's a real lad.
What did happen that night?
You guys were at Bootsie Bellows and then randomly you're like, yeah, let's go to the studio.
There's more to the story, but.
It was pretty much bad, though.
I mean, if that can happen in one night, it's a fucking win.
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah, it's so cool.
And, you know, you don't know what to expect, especially, like,
like fuck man i mean i don't even have a record out and he was just so kind to me like from
from from the start so and i i loved that absolutely does that like happen often for you when
you're not planning to like come out with a big banger but spur of the moment you want to go to
the studio and you just come up with something yeah i absolutely love that that's like that's like
that's like the best like you know there's clubs and after parties and shit but if you're just
hanging out with somebody and then you're like oh let's fucking go to the studio and if we don't make
shit okay if we do why not you know and that's happened for you it's a strange noise
what's good it's a strange noise la's getting scary nowadays i know you i don't know what that was
that could have been like a giant emu or something have you ever heard like what a emu sounds
like what the hell what's an emu it's like a big bird big bird yeah it's like a big bird that'd be
pretty sick of an emu just walked in here though yeah that would be so sick but i don't know what
they sound like so that possibly could have been one
but it wasn't thank god
are you are you into animals
i'm i love fauna
flora and fauna of all kinds
i really like it
you like animals
yeah
aren't you but i like like predators
like i love we love watching
like predator videos like cool
like crocodiles getting into cheetahs are insane
cheetahs are sick
you did yeah where
were we in south africa when i touched the cheetah
yeah it was sick wow it was sick he was scary
how do you do that you go up to impet it
No fear?
The fuck?
Definitely fear.
You're like,
yo,
I got to do this?
I was scared.
I'll never,
ever,
ever touch no cheater.
Yeah,
it's crazy.
Was it just a wild cheater?
Like a Pell's straight up on a wild cheetah.
I mean,
small dog.
Not really.
I like his small dog.
That's it.
I don't even.
Way different than a cheetah.
He's out of Yorkshire.
I don't even go next to any dog.
So I'm just saying his,
his dog is like,
it's a cheetah.
No,
it's just.
You're good,
John.
Too much,
too much,
too much,
Too much plugs. Too much plugs. We can't do it. We'll do it. We'll do it another time.
We got a good plug. Because Bob came in with something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you get it. This is sleep at me.
This is actually, this is for you. No, it's not. This is for you. Wait, were you even a snoring problem?
No, I just wake up and I don't feel super refreshed and I'm constantly tired throughout the day. I heard it's bad for you if you don't have it. Maybe I should talk to a doctor, though, first.
I thought that was a snoring machine, Gabe.
XLR cable. It's actually a gaming machine.
Not the sleep battery machine. No, it helps you. It just, what is it? Does oxygen? It pumps oxygen in you?
I thought it's not. I don't want to mislead anybody.
You'd be on that thing, huh? What happens if you don't have sleep apnea and you use it?
It might be better. I heard LeBron James sits with it just like it. I heard it's bad. I heard you need a prescription to get one because it's bad if you don't have it and you use it.
Oh, we don't want to miss lady, buddy then. We don't want to do that.
It's expensive and insurance will cover. That's what you need. I don't think it's bad. Gabe, they're
Nine hundred bucks?
Jesus, you were going to let me put my nose on it?
No, don't touch that thing.
If that's been anywhere to Gabe's mouth or nose, don't hear you.
He's going to charge you after, but it's like whatever.
So I wouldn't go near that fucking thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't go near it.
It's Gabe's fucking crazy things.
Stay away.
Maybe you should game with it.
We don't want to kill, we don't want to kill Post-Balone.
Is it on or not?
You won't kill.
It's oxygen.
I don't know.
It's okay.
I just like, I like holding it.
Yeah, I definitely feel like, I feel better already.
they do say it does wonders though for you
I want to try it
I mean I got to I guess
who do you talk to about this type of thing
Gabe
I've probably just consult the physician
I would consult a physician
This is sick though
Do you sleep this is
I mean this is dumb question
Do you sleep well?
No sir
No
I'm a terrible sleeper
I am the worst sleeper
Why do you think that is though?
I don't know
I'm super anxious all the time
And then I wake up and I don't feel good
Like I don't feel like 100%
and then throughout the day
I'm just like oh man I'm so fucking tired
Do you drink a lot of caffeine?
Yeah
I mean yeah
But then I see like my friends
They're like
You know
Everybody's doing their own shit
And then I'm like
I want to hang out with you guys
But I'm so beat
And I'm like you guys don't live
Necessarily a healthier lifestyle than me
Why can't I hang in there with you
And on tour it's just like
I used to be able to go and drink
And party and hang out and shit
But now I just
I can't do it
I can't.
I, like, get off stage and I go to bed and I feel like a piece of shit.
Like, my back hurts, my legs hurt.
And I don't know.
I don't know if this will solve it, but I'm like.
What do you do?
What do you do for the anxiety?
Are you a medicated guy that, or do you do natural ways?
No, sir.
I want to go and check it out, see if there's any way to help.
But, I mean, I just, right now I just kind of hang out with it, make it work.
So you have bad days like any Bales does.
Very much so.
Yeah, because when I have bad days, it's the worst.
When you wake up and you just know it's that day, there's nothing.
And then once in a while, I'll do it.
occasional Xanax to help but at the end of the day they say you know the Xanax is probably
not the best option yeah right it's it's I don't know have you I'm just trying to make it work
have you has it always been like this for you or is it something that's happened recently I feel like
it was it was a more recent thing I smoked some I used to I used to smoke weed a lot and then
one day and it's hard to say that and not sound like a douche no I used to fuck I smoke weed all the
fucking time but no I used to smoke a lot of weed and
And then one time, I just got some wild stuff that I think was laced.
And then ever since, I haven't felt the fucking same.
And I talked to somebody about this recently, too.
It's like, it's almost like you're watching your life, but it's a movie.
Like, you're watching it happen.
It's like, I don't remember who I was talking to.
But it's called depersonization or something.
And I was like, you feel that way too?
And I was like, oh, shit.
And I don't know.
It's just super strange, man.
So you felt, you felt like, dude, you're a legend.
he's not touching that fucking you felt like you felt like you were in a movie when you smoked no no just like ever since then i felt like i'm not actually like living my life like living my life i'm just watching it happen really it's super interesting thing from one experience from one thing and i felt like this was like i was like curled up i was like call my fucking mom like all this shit wait from smoking the weed yeah i don't know what was in it but i used to smoke a lot too like i used to smoke every day and then yeah i started smoking then i would just start to trip out and then it just started to like but it's
weird because I used to smoke every day, like hit bong.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm an immediate, I'm going to get that fucking thing away for me.
I'm an immediate 911 guy.
So if I, if I'm having a bad trip or a bad panic tag from, I always am a 911 guy.
Are you a hot sleeper?
I'm a hot sleeper, too.
This thing's, I like it.
Rit that, rip that shit.
I like that.
I've been on it for two years.
I don't think he wants to.
Really?
You should not try it that one?
Well, yo, post.
I will.
You're hesitant because it's gay.
It's straight.
I don't think.
I don't want me.
He doesn't just.
my nose. He's not missing anything by not
doing it. Maybe you get him a new tube or something.
Wait, so you have this is a fascinating subject to me.
It's scary. Is that thing I'm done with?
Yeah. Is there a, that thing is just. No more sleep apnea
shit, Gabe. Would you ever have, do you ever have
the panic attacks? Yeah. I got them. I get them all the time
lately too. Yes, sir. It's rough. Like, it feels like a heart
attack. And then you go to the doctors like plenty in times and you're like,
what's wrong with me? And they're like, nothing really.
Right. But you're like, but I feel like shit.
How long ago was that experience? The bad experience you had.
Probably five years ago, four, five years ago. So I haven't smoked.
I smoked a little bit. But like, ever since then, I don't really do it. It's just weird.
Has it ever, has it ever happened where that anxiety's gotten so crazy on, like, stage during a performance?
No, sir. It's pretty distracting up there. So I kind of just forget, like, I'll, you know, like, I'll just go up there.
And if I'm like, you got to be a little hammered, because I get super.
anxious right before but once you get a couple songs in yeah then it it starts to feel normal
you know have you guys seen him live before yeah i saw him i was at michael rubens for the uh fanatics
party you were there too fanatic yeah yeah so where were where did you that was that was fun
that was a lot of fun that was absolutely out of my mind that day that was a lot of fun that was the that was the
last year before co that was the last year before covid right and that was in miami yes sir
it was pouring fucking rain i've seen posty in toronto long time ago that was dope thank you man
Thanks for coming out, guys.
I saw you at Red Rocks.
Oh, fuck yeah.
What a cool show.
21 Savage, right when beer bongs and balance out.
Sure, yeah.
One of the greatest shows of ever seen.
Dude, thank you so much.
That venue is like a special place.
That's such a cool fucking place.
And I get to hang out with Never Shot Never There, which is pretty cool.
Chris Drew.
What was your most memorable performance you ever had?
Oh, man.
Live.
The most fun, anything.
Probably Portugal.
That was just such a, the energy was crazy.
I'd never been there before.
That was just a fun show.
like the energy was just like so like from what the fans yeah yeah it was just so cool like every show's
fucking awesome anytime i'm able to go out there and just fucking sing songs with people and just like
do my best to spread positivity with it with everybody and enjoy these songs um with people in a whole
different way every night it's just it's incredible you seem like a guy that wants to go out there
and give the people like their money's worth yeah i mean i mean that's what i know no erran he wants to
fuck people over no there's hey bro there's there's there's people
People that go out there that don't take it as serious as others.
Okay.
And I've seen a lot of concerts.
You agree?
If Trey agrees, I'll give you credit.
Bobby,
shut the fuck up over there, right?
If Trey agrees, proceed, please.
No, he's very humble.
100%.
Bro, he gives it.
It means everything to him.
His fans mean everything.
Like, he takes everything 100% serious.
Like, he'll flip on me about it.
Like, he don't care.
I think I've missed one show, maybe two shows in my home.
His whole career, two shows.
When I left there, I felt, and I was talking to who I went with,
I was like, dude, I've never.
I've never seen a performance like that where an artist cared so much.
Yeah, man, it's just like, even if, like, I know I'm going to be fucked tomorrow,
you still got to, like, bust your ass, like, with every note.
Do your best.
You know, do your best because people pay good money, they, you know, spent their money
on this shit.
And that's why I hate missing shows, too.
And it's just like, man, I'll be dead sick and I'll be like, oh, fuck it, let's do it.
Let's do the best that we can and we can rest after.
You know what I mean?
It's just, I don't know.
You were stuck in Denver.
You remember, you probably don't remember, but we're stuck in Denver, connecting
Denver's Denver's the worst
It's so scary
Air planes wise
Airplanes wise
Airplanes are fucking
Do you fly?
I do fly
I don't like it
No sir
I fucking hate it
It's the worst
Why
I mean it's so scary
Those things are never going down
What happened with that one incident
Oh man so scary
What incident
Don't even tell me
Is that not a
Why
Sorry I don't know
The guy that's afraid to pet the dog
I mean
I mean we're at
I mean they
So we took off and the landing, we had to, so we took off and it turned out the hatch was out open.
So we had to go back down and land.
And then we took off again and the landing gear blew up and blew a hole in the wing.
No way.
And so we had, no, that's not what happened?
You didn't see the hole in the wing?
The latch.
So they said the door was saying it was open when we took off.
It was making a noise.
So we had to go back.
They said that we had to go back and land.
And then we went back and landed so they could fix the door.
door thing that said it was open when we was when we took off where we landed and took back off
a tire popped and then another tire popped the landing gear yeah yes landing gear well so two
tires popped it was like the jet blue fly yeah and we took off and then they took they went back
around and said hold on we have to do a fly bike me and him's look at each other he's already scared
of flying bro like this was like one of the moments in our life that I'll never forget and that's
why I didn't want to speak about it when he's like let's talk about it really sucked yo I got it
Were they getting rid of the fuel?
Is that why?
Bro, I didn't even get there yet.
How are you so knowledge?
Because I fucking study my shit.
Bro.
I study my fucking shit.
Bro.
So the two tires burst.
We fly.
They said they're going to do a fly-by.
Smart.
I don't know how smart the pilots.
Oh, they are.
They're my guys.
Yeah, yeah.
We took off smart.
They didn't put the landing gear back up.
They said they're going to do a fly-by.
So we land, we don't land.
We go lower.
So where we just took off from at Tino World can look underneath the plane.
And that's how we found out the two-tile.
So to what you just said, we had to fly for five, six hours.
Boston, New York, back.
Boston, New York, we in a circle for five, six hours, and then landed on two tires.
Yeah.
I never, I don't, it's not something I want to remember.
Was it sparking?
Was it sparking when you land?
Yeah, I'm sure.
He said there was a hole in the wing.
There was something.
But like, it was not really funny.
Do the pilots tell you what's going on?
I don't know.
I mean, they're just like panicking up in the front.
If I'm a pilot, I don't tell them because then I just go crazy.
Is that fucked up?
Depends on the situation.
I don't even remember.
I was like, give me that wine now.
Yeah, did you just get really lit?
Like, yo, there's only one answer.
It's so weird, man.
I don't know.
But you're always, you're always flying probably.
When you're flying, you're always flying private, right?
I honestly like flying commercial more.
Same.
It's way safer.
It's way safer.
I'll take an Airbus 321 all day.
The turbulence isn't as bad.
It's just dumb.
Airplanes are dumb.
Problem is, if you fly commercial, though,
everybody bothers you at the airport, yeah?
Not really.
I try to get there, like, early.
Yeah.
Like, try to get there early.
And I can just...
He's sitting in the private room, but then he goes to the place.
Sorry, Drey, I don't experience the life of Post-Belone.
I'm trying to learn here.
Yeah.
He said, I get there.
He's too humble, bro.
This guy's too humble.
Jay takes my private room.
Yeah.
He's in regular checkout security lines.
I do get there early.
I feel like I get there early.
Do you have TSA pre?
My dad gets there, like,
six hours. Do you have TSA free? No, sir.
I don't have TSA free or I might have clear.
I don't know. You're standing in the main line
like that? You ever got a random ID check?
When they do the clear?
No. They don't know who you are?
No. So what they do is if you use clear, you put
your fingers, your eyeballs. The problem is if you put your eyeballs
in that thing, in the clear machine you look
in, you can see the sins from
last night that you committed, your eyes are all red.
So I never fucking do the eyes.
I do the fingertips, put it in, and then
fucking, that's that. It's rough, man.
I don't think I've ever done that.
I think they usually like so we have like greeters and they take us but I feel so bad like they're like okay you you go there and I'm like oh I can't do it like uh you know unless we're in a super rush I'm like I can't like in the Maldives they were like I went to the Maldives for vacation and then the greeter was like yeah you're all right you're good dude and I'm like I really can't so I just just sat in the back of the line and ready to go right yeah fucked out I ain't what was your decision when you're you're good dude and I'm like I really can't so I just sat in the back of the line ready to go right yeah what was your decision when you're
you like decided to go to move to Utah
LA's rough for me
it's too much it's hard to focus
how long ago is that
three years
two years
four years four years ago
why Utah I don't know
just random yeah Utah's beautiful
it's absolutely gorgeous we did a show there
we did a show and there was like
supposedly this amount of people
supposed to show up and then like just
so many more people showed up than we thought
And I was like this is super fucking cool
One of our guys Jimmy Gamow
Just went on a romantic hiking trip in Utah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
See I've never even been up there
Really? Yeah
Was it with a sorry Post was with a girl
Yeah just yeah
Not just sick
Utah's apparently nice yeah
Sick
He saw the mountains
Because he kept trying to get me to go there bro
I'm like why would you move to Utah
It's so cold
But Dre you like the action
Sometimes Post might like
Just kind of get away right
I'm like just a fucking gamer
Like I'm like I don't want to leave
I don't need to leave the house.
I don't need to do anything.
And you built like a doomsday bunker down there?
We're working on some cool stuff.
We're working on some cool stuff.
So we got a little underground part in the guest house.
I'm trying to get more land kind of like a couple hours away from where I live right now.
Trying to get like a thousand acres and do some cool stuff.
So are you prepping for like a potential?
The world's crazy.
It is fucked right now.
It's crazy.
But you got room in that bunker if anything goes, sure.
What the fuck?
I actually feel like that's going to happen in our lifetime.
I think in our lifetime, like, it's going to be like,
you don't want to be selective who you have to bunk with down there?
You know what?
I think as long as there's room, everybody's good.
You're that guy that invites to everybody.
If you guys show up quick, I don't see why I'm at.
You're that guy that's like, everybody's welcome, and Dre's like, yeah.
Trey's get the fuck out post.
I let Dre make the decision.
Wait, how do you think the world's going to end if it ever ends?
I don't know, man.
There's so many different ways.
Wait, bro, do you believe in aliens?
Yes, sir.
Fuck.
what do you got well if uh there's an apocalypse what's your weapon of choice
um probably like a like a stop sign that i fashioned into a axe and you would go out there
and kill that's a super post apocalyptic no no we just go in the bunker we just go in the bunker
and chill it do you think aliens are already here yes they've been here for like a long time
i think so i think so i don't know man i don't know if they're like humans from the future
because if you think about like all accounts of aliens they're all bipedal and they're
have eyes just like us.
What if they're just us from like a thousand years in the future and they're here to like
see what the fuck is where shit went wrong or if the, you know, I don't know.
Because who says aliens got to look like humans anyways?
It could be like fart clouds.
No, we have no fucking idea what's going on.
There's too much shit out there.
It's no idea.
Our brains can't fathom it.
The one thing is scary if they're smarter than we are.
We're only as our senses, right?
Yeah.
At the end of the day.
Yeah.
If they're smarter than we are, then we're fucked.
Very much so.
And which they probably are, right?
Not if we all have a stop sign axes.
No, you're like football pads with spikes on them and shit.
You'd go ride show
You'd hide out
You wouldn't fight
I'd just be singing
Better now down
And the fucking fuck go with him
Fucking just kicking a chill
And drinking butt lights
And smoking darts
I swear the government
Already is so fucking around atop
That's what I'm cool down here man
Exactly
Like we got a post Malone concert
Down here
While all you get it fucked up
Yeah
I swear the the Pentagon said
That there is UFOs
There is shit
No there is shit
My dad even
My dad doesn't believe in aliens
But he was like
I don't know
He's probably too stubborn
To be like
Yeah
I guess they said, well, I mean, how much can you actually trust what the government says anyways?
I was hammered the other day.
I was hammered the other day.
I wasn't driving, obviously, but I had somebody with me.
I almost did because we were making that drive through right where Area 51 is.
And I was almost like, fuck it.
Let's just do it.
And let's drive through the fucking gate and let's just fucking go.
I almost, that was close, but I pussyed out.
Yeah, that's scary.
That's cap.
That's cap.
That would be the best part of being.
That's cap.
We're close to Area 51?
There's so many secrets out there.
Like, can you imagine?
Good news is I have clearance
at those places, Stony.
You don't know anyone
at area 50 one.
No fucking way you know something like that.
I got fucking clearance.
Don't worry.
You got clear at Area 50.
I got clear.
I put my fingertips in.
I would be in the eyes and fucking in.
You'd have to get it then.
Yeah, I know.
I'd definitely get it.
How much is it like 50 bucks?
For the clear.
I definitely get it's 150.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
I'd definitely do that.
Clear better be cut us a check
for this fucking episode.
I know shit.
That's my next fucking follow.
You should just bleep it out
every time we say the name of the brand.
so what is so what's so right now you did you take a little break with all your music stuff was it before
this album yes sir so you took a little break and the break was just because you were doing your album
on and off um on and off and um working on it and losing focus losing momentum losing drive um
for a second i just didn't want to make music really and then yeah and then something just changed
And I was like, fuck it, man.
This is why I'm here.
What the hell would you do if you weren't making music?
Good question.
Well, like, you've achieved a lot.
You're probably like, you know, you've made some money to you can kind of just chill and live life at that point too, right?
Do what you want to do?
But you still got to have some.
Well, what made you lose that passion?
I don't know.
You know, as a kid and being at a certain part, you know, what you love doing becomes a job.
I'll grab one of those, too, because there's a flavor.
in particular lemon lime oh johnny can i get that watermelon whatever you recommend let me try that
wild cherry those are the watermelon is on my hand i got one of these right here
i don't mind watermelons good anything thank you very much sir um yeah for you know whenever
you what you love to do at a certain point it becomes your job and then it gets very hard to
um say am i actually doing this for me and my fans or am i doing it to you know
have a living, make a living.
You know what I mean?
But it got to a point to where I was like, yeah, I do like fucking music.
That's like, I love making music.
This is what, like, I'm supposed to do.
Like, this is what makes me happy.
Is there a point when it felt like it went from being a passion to your job?
Yeah.
So that's like, like, you know, being on tour is very hard.
And I love touring and I love singing songs with the fans.
But on my body, it's such an ass kicker.
And so I'm like, okay, you know,
And then Drey would be like, okay, now we got to do promo.
Now we got to do all this shit.
And I'm like, okay, you know, all right.
I just want to make music.
Yeah, you know, exactly.
And it took, it took a minute to get to get back to that.
And I'm happy, happy we're there now.
And I love, I love making music again.
And I'm such a happy, happy, loud.
That's good.
It's great.
Music is the best.
Better now is my favorite song.
Thank you very much.
Is there the one you shouted out in the bar.
Better now.
I've listened to that in my car.
Well, hold on.
Every X that he's ever gone through and he's broken up with,
he better now is the song.
story that's playing yeah yeah but i don't really live up to lyrics that's the only
candy paints an all-time banged thank you very much that that's that motivation though it's
better now did that come from anybody in particular in your life or was that just written off
i just i like i like writing songs that um loosely based on experiences but songs that will
i guess help out whoever needs help you know and and and and very much so like
people singing these songs and and you know live and at the shows and
shit and that's just such a great feeling because to see how many people have related to these
songs and how many people it's helped it's like it's just super bitching man it's so cool
what was the process like for this album um for the longest time we were just kind of running
around couldn't figure out what to do kept trying to make songs i couldn't make beats i was like
i'm terrible at this now and then just one one day we were like okay fuck it and then we went to malibu
and finished it all up and um just made an album you know is there anything that's like different
about this album than stony beer bongs and bentley because this one like i've gone through the
lyrics it's a little darker yes sir it's pretty dark yes sir it's at times and and and it's very
i wanted to do a record that is very it's genuine and i've been to these places and there's
been highs and there's been fucking lows and honestly uh this is the record that brought you know like
my passion back to it to to making music and um it's it feels so good to be able to get um you know
all these thoughts and and these words off my chest and express myself to to people again and
and you know i wanted to make a very honest album um an honest record and um that's what i
felt like making it and
you know
living through those lows and those highs
and all that shit and
I don't know
I love it I love it. What was Lewis
Bell's contribution? He's just
a fucking legend. Just an overall
legend. Production
he records me. He
recorded every song, vocals
and without Lewis
Bell, I don't
know. He's just the best
to ever fucking do it. And he's
such a legend and such a sweet man and
the smartest dude in the
universe, he knows about frequencies and
shit.
What? What? All kinds
of frequencies. He's a frequency man.
Really? Yeah.
That's a tough thing to understand.
Frequency is no idea. I have to talk about outer space shit.
We're going to get back to that again later. Yeah, I have no idea.
He's just the sweetest and the smartest
and he really makes
everything fucking happen.
And he's like
one of my best friends in the universe.
just did he come with you did he come
did you get did you come to do you did you go to montana
yes sir this is a long time ago
what was the montana trip
i was who was the montana
don't look at me look at him he was there i heard there was a
he was the sober guy i want to always
i wanted to fucking montana that's my thing i've never
these are the screwy days man i've never been to montana
is fucking beautiful you talk about utah being beautiful
it's absolutely gorgeous Montana is fucking beautiful
absolutely gorgeous so what was that crew
who's the crew um
Justin
John Chahidi
John Chahidi
Is he godfather
What up
Shehidi
You got you with the godfather
Josh Goodwin
What a legend
There's just by the way
You must be important
Is that major
What the fuck?
What's up, dude?
Come on
You must be important
Don't you want to major in
Yeah
I was in the bits
You were there right
Montana
Thank you,
I was
Yeah
I was the
I was the emissette
I'm sorry
Am I'm sorry
Am I'm just you
I'm going
Am I just allowed to invite people?
Yes.
Post, you read it's like the weakest link.
You know the weakest link?
You're allowed to eliminate it any time.
It's the fucking weakest link.
Come on in.
Pop off.
You look too cool.
You look too.
The outfit's too on point.
Yeah, we can show this mic.
Me and Eric are to take each other holes in the hands.
What year was that?
Do you remember?
I have no idea.
I'm trying to think.
I have no idea.
How do you both have most?
idea what year he's was you both
because he's on the screwies
majors on the screws too
yeah oh
Z were you on the screwdrivers or no
what's the screwdriver
okay never mind you weren't no no no
the mushrooms
you do mushrooms
I like mushrooms
oh shit fuck that I don't think anybody
remembers anything about that
so wait so how can you do mushrooms but not
smoke weed now I don't know
what's like you microdosedrooms
I love it yeah I love microdosing
I love mega dosing.
I love kicking it.
Fuck yeah.
I love running around.
I feel so fast.
But a good thing is that there's therapeutic purposes for mushrooms.
Yeah.
Which is awesome.
People are using it and for therapy.
You know, so not just for tripping.
Yeah.
For going inward, which is great.
Yeah.
And I very much, I feel that like like.
I can't sit this close to him.
I'm sorry.
No, not at all.
Not at all.
You sit right here.
Okay.
Sit close to Kyle.
No.
Please sit.
You sit.
sit for a minute.
I'm not, I can't sit there
well, sit between them then.
I can already feel the information I have.
Sure, Mike.
Would you share a mic with him post?
Of course.
Come on over.
Yeah, that's a fucking nice guy.
You can share here.
I'm going to stay right here.
Continue on.
I feel like that was kind of a turning point too because
you're right.
Like they, like,
a mood enhancer kind of.
But it's hard like, you feel so
lethargic and you don't feel like doing anything.
And then you're just like, fuck, I'm so inspired
right now.
And like, I actually have
motivation to get up out of my room and go
say hi to people and go talk to people you know it's just cool to i don't know i think they're a beautiful
thing everything in moderation everything in the safe environment sir i have a question okay uh
for somebody who suffers from anxiety and whatnot you seem like you could be a little nervous to
take too many mushrooms that might lead you to something crazy and trip too hard is that something
that you've ever done or dealt with it's always been such good positive energy around me and it's
and it's i guess it's important too whenever you're like high
to like, if you got to go, go.
Like, just go run around, do stuff.
And it's just like, I don't know.
It's such an interest.
There's such, it's such a fucking cool thing.
It's such a cool thing.
It's natural too, right?
The album, there was a turning point with the album where he said,
you like, yo, just get on my level before you understand.
Like, let me just, before I talk to you about where we're going with this album,
like, let's just get to this level.
It was in Malibu.
I was like, okay.
But when I got there, I was like, wow.
It's just inspiring.
It was another level of where he was going.
and musically, like, and you had to be in this certain energy and atmosphere to understand
where he was going with it, bro.
Like, I start, that's when I started to get it.
I got it before, but that's what I really understood how frequency mixes with this.
Like, it's, it was next level.
Lou is about frequencies.
To what Major was saying, yeah, like, Lou was saying, no, trust me.
There are many nights now, like Major was saying, like, it just, I don't know, scientifically,
that's why they're studying so much on.
Is that help with, like, your creative or writing?
I'd agree.
I'd agree.
I'd agree it helps with writing.
I'd agree it helps with just like, just, I guess it's kind of energizing.
You never tried them?
I have.
You take the chocolate stuff?
To tap into what you were saying, I think is important.
It's very important.
It's the set and setting where you take it.
So, like, you know, instead of just taking it, like, take it with people you trust is
important so that you don't have a bad experience.
And then taking it in nature, I think, is a good.
starting point because it's connected you know connects us to nature in a sense
rather than just taking it in an environment where you could have a bad trip and did not get like
the therapeutic value from it but it does help with people with anxiety PTSD veterans had like
a lot of help from it they're I don't know it's I feel like now more people are trying
them yeah it's just important to just be safe it's just be safe and and they're there's crazy
this subject came up because he's doing a lot of research on this is
Yeah, yeah, but...
It's divine time.
Let's get together.
We were talking about Montana,
and now they're all of a sudden
talking about research of mushrooms
and psychedelics.
Psychedelic symphony.
But he peer-pressure, do you want to take mushrooms?
No.
He didn't peer pressure, we need to take him mushrooms.
Me?
No.
No.
Listen, can I tell you something like,
I'm like, okay.
I wouldn't say I'm...
That's our YouTube cook thing right there is.
The Daredevil.
Listen, no, I'm not saying I'm more than dare...
No, no.
I'm not saying I'm more to dare devil.
because, like, he is, but, like, bro, this guy doesn't do nothing.
He doesn't do no drugs.
This guy does nothing.
Like, he's never, I've never seen this guy on no drugs, no nothing.
So when he told me that he was going to take much, no, drinks a lot of beer, smoke cigarettes,
we get hammered, and we have fun, we have a party, and we work out.
But there's no, bro, never.
So, I don't call it weed drugs.
I'm not calling mushroom drugs because mushrooms come from the ground.
So when he was like, okay, there's these shrewd chocolates or these gummies, I kind of felt like a little bit of a pussy.
Like, if I'm not taking them, like, he's scared of everything.
He's scared.
He won't do it.
No, it's not peer pressure.
He's scared.
It's me saying, okay, he's scared of everything.
This guy won't take it.
You don't have to smoke weed anymore, bro.
I remember when he used to.
Not because I'm scared.
Okay.
Wait, bro.
You are scared.
You had a bad experience.
So that's not true.
No, I'm not scared.
It's all right.
Were you on shrooms when you believed ghosts were real?
Ghosts are real.
Were you on shrooms when you thought that?
Probably once.
What do you believe in ghosts?
They're real.
Where are they?
Well, what?
Yeah, what's good with the ghost hunter?
I heard you're a ghost hunter.
Amateur?
Amateur?
Amateur?
Amateur paranormal investigator.
Have you investigated any cases recently?
Yeah, case file 402?
So, yeah, you got like equipment and shit?
Yeah, I love it.
What kind of like,
equipment like he got like the the r em meter like maybe not r em r e something meter um you got all
this shit who put he got all the equipment dot that that that that that that fucking nerd
listen listen by the way we were well prepared we don't need this tv we don't need that that
fucking tv off um no i love i have i have i have like you know i go with my boys there's a bunch
of haunted fucking places in utah and um the we got the
detectors they measure
electromagnetic spikes
we got like the the old voice recorder
because apparently it works better like
on like an old digital recorder
better off than your phone
we got like
these people try to make me do like
dousing rods and shit where they like
cross and shit and I don't know how that works
and I shake like
a guy who shakes
what do you mean like a suit
like a ghostproof suit no sir
that doesn't work you
That's all fucking real people going.
That's a movie bullshit.
I don't know.
I've never heard of ghosts.
You never seen a ghost?
No.
You never heard a ghost?
Say, hello.
No.
Usually it's just fucking this guy
in the room next door to me.
Have you?
Yeah, dude, there's so much shit.
There's so much shit.
I've never had like a real paranormal.
We should go.
I've had one.
I've had one of my life.
It's crazy.
It's why I believe in ghosts.
I stay at this place, Kyle.
Yeah.
It's called the Garrison Inn.
Sarah Bannister.
It's her name.
Where is this fucking place?
Newburyport, Massachusetts.
It's a little hotel.
Haunted place.
I fucking stayed there
because I googled it
and it was like
the most haunted place in the area.
Long story short,
I fucking stayed there
I used to take
when I was single
to a couple girls there
because it's like
it's a cool experience
with you or the girl
like fuck
this place is haunted
let's buy
you know
That's bullshit
that's bullshit
you think they're going to get
scared and you can
protect them
and like that's part of your game
100%
Maybe I'll protect you
It's all bullshit story
But long story short
before Zerrat
interviewed me
excuse me
interrupted me.
I stayed there for four nights
And after three nights, nothing
I was like, this is bullshit, blah, blah, blah.
Fourth night is three in the morning.
Fucking out of nowhere.
Shower turns on, full blast.
Out of nowhere.
Light turns on in the bathroom.
I wake up, walk in, go look in the bathroom.
The only way that motherfucking bathroom come on
is if you turn the handle, I looked in that room,
I said, fuck this shit.
I'm fucking out of here.
Get my bags.
I'm never coming back to you.
Did you leave the girl?
there was no girl that time i stayed by myself
room 429 so wait you were in the room by yourself
i was in the room and if she was with me i would have left her
fucking ass so fast
but i'd never have gone back there and i will go back there again
because i think sarah bannister and i the ghost had some chemistry
not gonna fucking lie to you but at the end of day
yeah i believe in all of that after that moment because there's no way unless they're
pulling some like plugs in the hotel and trick shit
which they're not oh is you have you had like a there's too many
experience like that? There's too many. What's like the craziest one?
Man, we used to have a, my buddy's house
was super, super, super haunted.
Like, whenever I was a kid. And
we would always go over to his house. And
like, you would hear shit, like
I would sleep
upstairs. Like, so
they had a lot of money.
So we went, there was upstairs here, and it was
like a big, I don't know if you'd call it a banister.
Sarah?
What happened? I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
Sarah Bannister? Yeah, that was his
ghost's name. No pun intended.
proceed maybe it was her too proceed she's fucking everywhere but we went upstairs and we'd say upstairs on these couches and you would hear like the cat going crazy and you would go upstairs and you would like fucking throw up and then you would go downstairs and you would feel fine again and so like staying there and like early in the morning we were sleeping and it sounded like someone dropped a fucking bowling ball on the floor but underneath us so like it like hit the ceiling like right underneath the couch where i was staying and i was like holy fuck this is crazy
so we all go downstairs and stay in like and they used to all stay in the same room in this house
so it's a huge house but they all stayed in the same room because i'm sure they were fucking terrified
and they would lock the door so you can get in there it was fucking terrifying and we would just
hang out there you would hear the cat like being like so hurt it sounded like it was dying
and you hear just like thuds like ball ball so why did you continue like x level i swear to god
why would you go over there all the time then because it was awesome
Because it's a fucking experience
Yeah, it's awesome
Dude, your pussy ass would have been out there the next day
Go stay in 429 and talk to me later
So yo, when you go go something about
Because it's actually interesting to me
Like have you ever like caught something
Or like how does that work?
Yeah, you catch voices all the time on the recorders
Really?
Like voices all the time.
And you have recordings of that
Like stored and shit?
Before I die
Can we go both together?
Dude, let's just go
If next time you guys go
Yo, I swear on my life
Like I'm not fuck with you because you post-mologne
I'm not fucking because you're with Dre London
I'm not fucking you can get 20 security guys here
Yeah
Oh, I'm not.
He peer pressure you to take mushrooms.
Bro, no, he wasn't.
I told you that.
I said, I thought I was pussy
because he was taking mushrooms
and I did it.
Well, wait a second.
So now I'm cool.
I know I can take one.
What's the appearance for you to get him
to come ghost hunting?
Are we pro bono?
Bro, I've had like fucking Drake and OVO's team,
Mike, Mike, Matt Babel asking me,
let's do a ghost show, this style, like,
so this is no shows, there's no cameras.
This is just raw.
Yeah, we go, but you got to record it
because what have you see a fucking,
What if you see Sarah?
What if you see Sarah?
She's like,
I've been looking for you.
Maybe she lives inside of you, Bob.
Don't fuck with me.
I don't know.
I don't know what she likes.
I know.
Post, what have you?
I know, man.
I'm trying.
Salar me and you, we're in.
We're going, baby.
We're going to catch that fucking ghost.
And there's no suits.
You can wear a suit.
I usually just wear like a three piece.
As long as I have some sort of weapon.
I just wear like a fucking Cuban link.
Stop sign.
Post.
He should go.
He's invited?
But I'm curious.
Oh, yeah.
He's a good guy.
I'll go front line if we want
I can need the back of first
Why do you want to see it
There's some
And listen
I love energy
I love power energy
I love spirit
I love
I love blessing
I love
I love uplifting energy
I love demon
I love energy
But like there's a higher energy
And then there's an energy
In other places
I don't want to see
Wait
What is the most haunted place
On the fucking planet
Let's fucking go there
And put our fucking dicks
In the table
And go and approach the ghost
We should go to
Fuckin Zagin's
museum.
Where's that?
The Ghost Adventures guy, it's in Vegas.
It's fucking crazy.
You've gone there before?
Yeah, it's insane.
We touched the most haunted box in the world.
We opened it.
And I ran the fuck away.
And I've never touched the most haunted box.
You don't want to know where it was.
Damn, Sarah.
Shout out to Sarah.
Don't you worry.
I've touched the most haunted box.
Go ahead.
Continue on, Mr.
That might be your best line you ever had.
For real.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, that's good.
Fucking A, Bob.
Nice.
I mean, throw you up.
Well, so is he.
You know, it was actually that.
It was actually that.
Plain video.
Yeah, he's actually,
he's talking about the same box.
You're a line for you, Zabby.
Thank you, my lord.
Loads up.
But, yeah, I've been doing
way too much RP on
Dungeons and Dragons.
Sounds like a Harry Potter line.
Do you like Harry Potter or no?
I fucking love Harry Potter.
Do you know who Morning Myrtle is?
Yeah.
You do?
Harry Potter is, like, you got to,
you got to, I have a wife
that I'm going to marry.
So I'm saying hypothetically
If you're gonna schmooze a girl
Which you already know how to do
The best way to do it is fucking
Harry Potter and the fucking
What do you like more Harry Potter?
Which Harry Potter's the best though
I like one
Grong
Yeah one's fucking
I think Chamber of Secrets
I'd agree I'd say too
Chambers lit chamber's good
You guys aren't diehard Harry Potter
I'd say skip Ascaband and then Gobble of Fires also
Skip Ascaband
Yeah I'd agree
It's pretty boring
I don't like it
Gobblet of Fires
The Gobble Fire is fantastic
That uncle was an asshole
Who's that fat guy that fucking put him in the closet?
No, that was, dude, that was a guy
from Ascaband in that, he, that
No, the first of Aspen was really good.
The first fucking, uh, do you like
Attack of the Clones?
Yeah, of course.
I think Attack of the Clones gets a bad rep,
but there's so much lower.
How do you not like Attack of the Clones, though?
People say the second one's terrible.
What's your favorite Star Wars movie?
Three. Episode three.
Which is, what's the title on that one?
Revenge of the Sith.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's lit.
Right, isn't that the one?
That's a new one.
Yeah, but I like, I think three is the best.
The lava fight scene with, uh, Anakin is like insane.
But you got, Darth Mall.
You do acting.
Do you, would you ever do any, like, writing?
I've hardly called it acting.
It's getting beat up in movies for the most of it.
Would you ever do any, like, script writing or something like that?
Fuck, yeah.
I'm actually, this is like, I don't know.
I have a couple ideas for a couple of movies, but.
Let's hear him.
It's so hard.
And it's okay.
I'm not letting everybody steal these $10 trillion dollars.
Tell us.
Tell us all your seats.
But it's so hard.
I don't even know where you start to make a movie.
Like all these ideas I have, I'm like, oh, that's actually a pretty good idea.
I like Google it.
There's nothing like about it.
And I don't even just, how do you fucking get started?
What do you do?
I don't know.
Like, who fucking knows?
Like, what do you do?
I know, imagine coming up with like Harry Potter.
Yeah.
And then you're just like, yo, can we make a movie?
They're like, no.
What are you fucking talking about?
I know you got a project on the mix.
I'm not bringing it up.
Yeah, no way.
I know a project coming up.
We're working on some shit too.
Tyler's working on something.
Writing a sci-files?
You know what I hear about it?
I mean, you want to bring it up to him.
I mean, you have to him.
I can't.
No, we're always just,
I think with our platform,
we can do, like,
other stuff besides what we're doing.
We could do, like,
scripted stuff or, like,
an animated series.
Yeah.
I think of something would be cool for full send.
You guys are like...
I love who you just give away.
The animated series,
what you just said?
You want to start an animated series?
What's your favorite anime?
Mine's SpongeBob.
To jerk off to or to?
Which one?
SpongeBob is one of the best cartoons of all time.
I'm sorry.
My bad, Dre, I'm sorry.
Were you a big Dragon Ball Z guy?
I love Dragon Ball Jee.
Just as forewarning, I don't think SpongeBob is an anime, guys.
Well, there you go.
There's your clickbait, too.
I don't do that.
I don't do that shit.
We don't do ClickBade.
Wait, what did you say?
That's all Kyle.
Kyle.
Wait, what did you say?
What did you say?
I don't give a fuck.
I'm out.
I don't think we need to use anime in the title for Post.
It'll just be like post Malone, peer pressures,
Drey London to take mushrooms, ghosts everywhere.
Think SpongeBob is an anime.
why he's so cussed up that, bro, I told you it didn't happen.
It's okay. It's okay. I'm not scared of smoking weed either.
Dre, if I do mushrooms with anybody in my life, it's going to be you.
Everyone just freaks their hat off.
What's your favorite Shrek movie?
I don't watch Shrek.
Number one.
Whoa, why are you so disdainful towards Shrek?
No, I'm not disdainful at all.
I just never had the time and the...
Donkeys is so funny, man.
Wait, bro, like, what's your favorite genre?
What's your movie?
Because you're all over.
I love everything.
Huh?
I like everything.
I like horror movies.
He's like a top three?
Top three genres or top three movies?
That's hard.
Lord of the Rings, one, two, and three.
Yeah.
Probably.
Yeah, they're just, I love sitting and binging for 12 hours and, like,
I pull up the bed pan and just watch all of them.
I stopped at the last season, I think.
I remember it was big on tour, like, whenever, like, one of the tours we did.
And we watched it, like, every night.
And then I just stopped.
I don't remember, I don't want to spoil too much whenever I cut it off
just in case people have never since spoiled.
Gandoff the Gray or Gandoff of the Wrenes?
Is that movie like 30 years old?
If you haven't seen it, you're fucking...
He's got to go with the visor guys first.
Like, whatever.
Gandalf the Grey smokes, smokes pipe meat.
Yeah, he was the OG.
Yeah, he smokes hell of fucking blunts.
Yeah, Bob, go ahead with your shitty question.
No.
By a shitty question?
I'm fucking with you.
No, I'm actually just sitting here pretty normally.
Talking about over there.
Wise ass.
Oh, you good.
Go ahead.
Come over there and slap you.
Sorry, folks, go ahead.
It's okay.
No, it's okay.
Gandoff.
Oh, here he is.
There he is.
is coming in hot
coming in hot you wanted that moment
like so bad
so bad so what is it
so you don't do you go out outside
just performing and entertaining and all that
do you ever just sometimes just go out and be like fuck it
I want to go to sports bar with the boys
watch some games whatever
in a normal kind of way that the average
person does I go to B-dubs
oh let's go
it's a sensitive subject post
let's fucking get into it baby
Sit the fuck back down
Sit the fuck back down
Sit back down
Post
Yo, you just ruined his day
This is the best day of my life
Sit back down, Bob
Pob
Good job
Wait
No please
Bob Bob Bob
You couldn't pay me
20 fucking million dollars
Or a fucking
Pitchell
Absolutely not
There's no read
Post
Bob used to be
the voice of Buffalo Wow
until they took my throat
and cut it. Wow.
Dude 26. I didn't know. I didn't
I didn't mean. Yeah, I did do something.
I said I'm partner up with the note scores. They said, we're out.
I said, alright. I didn't know.
I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.
I like Hooters. Hooters is the way to go. I like Hooters.
For the wings. I like Rick Ross's place. What's the other wing place?
Wingstop is great. Is it anywhere
anywhere you can get Buffalo wings. Don't give you
I feel like B-Dubs is better
than Wingsdale, though.
Yeah. Beat-ups is the best.
I will say this.
I don't care.
I will say this.
I don't care if this shows,
the show sells for $150 million.
I'm fucking out.
Ever since you left,
their quality has gone down.
Well, thank you,
it means a lot to me.
It means a lot.
And that was...
And we're good.
Yo, business is booming at that spot.
I actually went through.
It looked like fucking black fry.
It literally was like the recession.
When I drive by all their locations now,
it's like closed down
this yellow tape, caution tape
over all the locations.
ever since I left
B-dubs
Yeah, don't say it so
Sorry, sorry
You keep saying it
It helps them
It helps them
Don't say it so much
Just drop a little thing
Yeah, no is it
It was a yeah
Wishing the best luck
You know
I'd say I think they changed
I'm gonna refer to Dre Lundon here
To handle this from here
Why? You like wings a lot
I like wings
I like boneless wings
You like the fucking tank
I'm sorry
That is a hot tag
Those are good
I had to say that every fucking day
But those are good
30,000 times
No
right
Bone in.
Bone in's better.
It's weird.
How are you a boneless guy?
Easier.
Yeah.
Easier.
That's fair.
Boneless at BDubs is really good.
It is good.
Extra crispy, extra wet.
So good.
I love VDoh.
It's not even funny.
It's so weird.
It didn't pop in.
I fucking love that place, bro.
By the way.
It's weird.
Because I was going to say the same thing.
You know what posts?
Parm garlic.
Would you like it back?
Yo, 26 different sauces and seasoning.
That's what they say.
If B-dubs came to the godfather and dropped out on one knee,
I would take it back just because.
just because I'm a nice guy like you.
I'm a humble guy.
Very humble guy.
And that's why I'm going to segue
to some of the great things you've done
in your career.
Break away from B-dubs for a minute.
All right.
Where's your segue?
My segue is there.
Come on text, Bob.
My phone is bad service and hide here.
That service.
Just give me a minute post.
One second.
Kyle, you got anything?
Yeah, the segue was crazy.
Yeah, yo, Bob, fuck yeah, bro.
Should we go back and talk about beatups?
Yeah, dude.
Okay, so have you tried the Doritos, Buffalo Wild Wings flavor?
It's not that good.
Poe's your fucking me.
No, you're fucking me right now.
But it's fine.
Yeah, I have tried them.
And guess what happened?
I was in the bathroom for four hours,
shitting my brains out and fucking puke it in the fucking bathroom.
And that's it.
You know?
It's a story.
End of the story.
I used to, by the way, you did something nice for somebody on tour, right?
I just read.
John texted me.
I used to take care of a kid with autism for five years.
So I worked with this kid who had autism, working for five years.
You did something similar, nice for somebody that was.
Yeah, we were at, we were out eating.
I was eating with a couple buddies.
And somebody bought me a drink.
And I came over and it was this family and they were just hanging out.
And he, they go, he just turned 21 today.
And he's having his first beer.
And he was a big post-blown fan.
Yeah, man.
He was like the sweetest fucking dude in the universe.
And the family was like,
so sweet and um it's just i don't know it was just cool that
just being shown love and and being able to show love back so what did you do you were like
let's go to the what did you did you we just sat got him a beer and we just hung out and talk
for a couple minutes like you go just hung out and then went outside took some took some pictures
and and you know he was having the fucking time of his life and so was i i mean everybody was so
kind jesus joe you're a fucking nicest guy we're welcoming in gabe into the show here
Nice, sir.
So guys.
You got a new fat?
Yeah, I got on your car.
Of course.
Is this your hat?
Give me a question.
Say it again.
Is this your hat?
Yeah, that's my.
Dude, thank you so much, man.
That's yours now.
Thank you so much, man.
Yeah, of course.
Would you ever, would you ever get a tattoo?
By the way, Kyle, we've had this debate.
You have how many tattoos right now?
Like just three.
How many tattoos do you have?
Ten.
Ten?
At least ten.
And you're a cat?
Because this is my thing.
I can't pull off tattoos.
You don't have any.
I was zero.
I was thinking about it.
Are you afraid of needles or what?
No, it's just more like the permanent.
It's going to be there permanently.
Posty, you've been doing tattoos on people, right?
I have been doing tattoos on.
Is that like a recent thing?
Mm-hmm.
If you want one, I'll hook you up, too.
It's safe.
It's safe.
I think we should make, like, some sort of bed or something, like...
I mean, no.
Like, beer pong, posting gets the tattoo, I can't refuse it.
Wow.
Beer pong for a tattoo?
Done.
I'm in.
But anything you want on it.
Oh, man.
What's the best?
You could, you could tell me.
Tattoo Buffalo Wild Wings on it.
Well, you guys fucking probably are avid players.
Yo, if, yo, the B-dubs Tats.
Yeah, well, guess what?
Bob, I texted you.
All right, everybody.
Let's like you go see my own fucking thing.
Bob, I texted you earlier and I said,
maybe high-stakes beer pong tonight.
You said, I am down for whatever bet.
I did say that, so I will live up to my word.
$10 million.
You know, we're not, we're not selling out fucking Madison Square Garden right now.
Neither, my.
All right.
Yes, you are.
Neither am.
We're waiting.
Post.
I don't know you are.
Before.
You're the biggest fucking thing in the world.
You're the biggest thing in the world.
It's been,
nah,
it's been three years since I've done anything.
What was your biggest game?
What was your biggest bet on Pong?
I think I lost 20 grand to somebody once.
I'll play with 20 grand anytime.
And,
okay.
Yeah,
but who'd you lose 20 grand to?
Some guy.
Some guy's about to be this fucking guy.
Yeah,
I don't,
I don't even remember,
man.
By the end,
you know it's a real fucking night
if everybody's just like,
okay,
this shirt's fucking up my shot.
So you take your shirt off.
But your pants are fucking,
out my shot you take your pants off
who's the big you guys know what I'm talking
I don't know with that one no idea
with that one I heard about two dudes in the room
taking their pants on cable like
Like who's just elbowing all day
Behind the scenes
There's some there's some dirty elbowers out there man
And they try to sneak it
That's why you have to have a person on each side
To monitor it
Yeah very much so you need
You need unofficial judges and shit
Sometimes if the table's long like I don't know how long
That table is over there
But if the table's long you can get away with elbows
because the game goes faster.
Yeah.
Because you don't want to be like...
You know, it takes too long sometimes.
I'm trying to get drunk too.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll do this.
I'll get a buffalo wild wings.
No.
Hand tat.
No handtap.
Big logo.
My ass.
That's it.
Or is that a pussy way to do it?
I think anywhere is just fine.
If I beat you three in a row, forehead bang.
No, I just won't.
I want one game.
I want one game.
Me and my partner that I choose against you and your partner.
That's not fair, though, because I'm not as good.
Like, just.
like with anything in life, I'm not as good
as I once was. But I was good
once. But you are, you, your
history is being a strong
beer pump. I used to, that's my history.
So you can't back. So what's, what's the,
what's the, what's my,
what do I have to do?
I mean, you've got to cut a check.
If you lose. Fuck. How much?
My in trouble? Jump,
Dre's yelling at me. Am I in trouble?
Yo, Dre's, no, Dre's behind the scenes like he does
suck now. He's to go see the deal. So Dre.
No, I, okay, yeah. It's terrible now.
So you're negotiating the deal?
Yes, I negotiated deals.
I was not negotiating his deal.
I was just saying, like, you're talking to a beer pong guy.
Like, bro.
I'm not a beer pong guy.
Okay, but you're good at it, bro.
No, I love playing beer pong.
How about this?
Buffalo Wildings tattoo on my ass.
If I lose, if we win, we do a $20,000,
can't post Malone donation of charity.
I love that.
What was it last time?
Bob, what's the last time you play beer pong?
I play every fucking night.
See, that's not even fair.
I'm so rusty.
But I love that.
I love that.
So $20,000.
donation charity comes out of the post Malone camp if I win and if I lose unfortunately
Buffalo Wild Wings tattoo on my ass and donation as well that's a good bet bro but I want a charity
donation to actually not fuck it my charity of choice yeah either way 20,000 either way
like listen listen this discussion stop guys let's say I'm gonna say he's doing a tattoo on your
eyes so like let's just get that clear.
You want to get done.
Listen, I do agree if you lose.
Yo, I do agree if you lose.
Let's do one night on tour.
Let's do one night on tour coming up.
We have tour coming.
When's the tour?
We have our cat.
I can't announce that here.
We have tour coming.
And there's going to be announcement on a couple of days.
So if you're watching, there's going to be an announcement a couple of days.
We have tour coming to.
And on tour, we can make that happen.
I want to see this.
No, let's do it right now.
I will fucking do it right.
I don't need no fucking poor day.
I don't need no fucking poor date
I'll whip my ass off
I know no we'll just have I'll set
I'll set up the appointment
What's that nivious shit they rip your hair off dress
What's the wager?
What's the wager?
Nair
Whatever it's a wager if he wins
It's $20,000
Donation in charity
I'm not gonna
I don't want to break the bank
He needs it for the bunkery's building
And fucking whatever it is
No look I'm down for anything
I just if I if I lose 20,000
If you win
20,000
Oh whoa whoa whoa
And the
No no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I will make, no.
You're going to beat me anyways.
If I lose, Buffalo Island and tattoo my ass, if you win $20,000 nation out of your camp.
You can beat me anyways.
Oh, yeah, we're doing a fucking, we're doing a little practice session.
We're doing a little practice.
Just saying, I'm not trying to, because he thinks like Drake.
Dude, stop.
Don't show that because I'm going to get on the fucking table and I'm going to sock.
Okay, look.
You see?
You see?
Look, look, I wasn't just.
Dude, I'm not scared of weed.
or beer punk
But I thought you
You said your game's not as good as it used to be
It's not
What happened, bro?
I just not playing
You know what happens
Have you seen beer fest?
Yes
The guy that better
Is better when he's drunk
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, that's what you
What's the fuck is this?
Is this intimidation?
I'm just trying to tell you get ready
I'll take posties team
And I'll play you 50
I'll pay you for 50
Bob I'll play with you
Bob I'll play with you
I'm not playing with that motherfucker
What the fuck?
We won money
I don't know
I'll take you to I'll add 25 to the pot
Bob
To the charity?
Sure if you want
No, I want everything to go to charity for just one time.
I think that's beautiful.
That's it.
Fine.
Well, you got to match you.
That's it, one time.
Your team's got to match it.
I'll do 5K.
All right, want to do one cup and just fucking do one cup?
No.
I'm not going up to 20.
No, no, no.
I got to piss.
One cup.
No, no, no, no, no, it's through a whole game, Bob.
No, not that.
You got to use real.
We got to do 10 cup.
All right.
It's only one set.
We got to play together.
We got to make this count.
This one has to fucking count.
Let's make sure we establish the bet, though.
I'm curious because this album was deeper.
Sure.
Talk about your,
talk about like depression, breakup, all the usual,
but it went a little darker.
Yes, sir.
One thing that I noticed is in the Kid LaRoy album,
you said sane before the fame.
I think that's one of your lyrics, right?
Am I right?
Sane before the fame.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like you're sending a message to him.
Well, yeah, man, I mean, he, I mean,
I didn't even think about it that way.
But I mean, yeah, I mean, he's so,
like fucking inspiring and I want to do
what I can. You know, he's fucking
bigger than me, but I want to do what
I can to help him and do
I don't want to say like
I just feel like a fucking old man.
But it's like... Is there anything deeper
about that? I mean, it's just
it's crazy going through, I don't
know, 2015 was when I started
and it's just going through
fucking everything and how
much my life has
just been so different ever since
and trying to keep track
of who I am and what makes me happy
and trying to handle it.
What do you miss most about the earlier time?
No taxes.
Because looking at those
that fucking tax form, you're like, what?
No, I don't know.
I guess I just miss, you know, it's as,
as I love being up on stage
and I love doing shows and everything,
but it's, it's really hard, you know,
you like going to the show and giving your all every night you know what i mean like as for what
it's worth i do bust my ass on stage and do my best and it's just it's it's it's hard and it's
especially now you got people going around with you everywhere people always around you and you
never really get that austy time that that i really always enjoyed you know what i mean i've always
been i like hanging out in my room i like fucking just doing doing me you know you take that inspired the new
album. I think very much, I think
everything like, hey, so what did you want to
talk about? Well, I want to tell
you about Wagovi. Wagovi?
Yeah, Wagovi. What about it?
On second thought, I might not be
the right person to tell you. Oh, you're not?
No, just ask your doctor
about Wagovi. Yeah,
ask for it by name. Okay.
So, why did you bring me to the circus?
Oh, I'm really into
lion tamers. You know, with the chair
and everything? Ask your doctor
for Wagoe by name. Visit Wagoe.
For Savings.
Exclusions may apply.
I think that the album kind of tells a story of like the happiest moments of my life and the saddest moments of my life and kind of just ebbs and flows into each other and tells a story within that.
But that's what I, I had to, I had to talk about how I felt and how I was feeling.
And just anybody that I can help is, um, is,
It means the fucking world to me.
You know what I mean?
Is it ever crazy to you?
Like if, let's say, for instance, me and Kyle are at a party and we're banging one of your
songs that's about like depression and hardship.
Sure.
But for us, we're partying, having a good time.
Sure.
Is that weird at all?
I mean, it is.
I mean, it's just, I guess, just playlisting.
Playlisting.
Good shit, Tiny.
Yeah, I know.
I definitely wouldn't listen to the whole entire album at a party.
I think the way that I intended it to be listened to and the way that I made it was just like a one
like just a top to bottom
and you know
see the way it kind of like
weaves into the next story
and all that shit and I definitely
wouldn't listen to the record at a party
I would I would take the happy songs
and then put them on the
let's party playlist but
is there any, I know it's all about the music
but is there any pressure to like outdo
your last album or numbers
or anything like that with you?
Not for me. Not for me.
I know there's
there's you know
everybody
everybody wants it to be
everybody wants it to be
huge and epic
and I just want people to listen to it
I'm just happy
I'm happy if one person
listens to it and that's kind of what I learned
going along
on the way to and working on the record is like
I used to be
so so big and just
like I dropped something and it was crazy
but now I'm just so happy
if whatever I say in any of my songs
make a difference to anybody.
Just to let people know that they're not alone,
like I've felt this way,
and I know a lot of people have as well,
but you know you're not alone there,
and it's just important to be as strong as you can every day.
Because everybody fucking kicks ass.
Everybody kicks ass.
It's just about knowing that you do.
Dude, you're so positive for, like, writing about such negative things.
You have such good energy, man.
No, he's always like this.
No, I know.
But how is that, though?
Always the happiest guy.
I don't know.
Like, just don't be a dickhead.
Just be as awesome as you can.
Be better than you were yesterday and treat everybody the way you want to be treated.
You know, I guess.
Except in beer pong.
Then I'm going to fucking destroy it.
He's going for Drake.
He's going for Jay's head.
He's going for your head, bro.
He's going for your head.
You had your AirPods in.
Yeah.
One thing I got to say, though, was, you know, I try to.
not to talk about Justin too much publicly
because my relationship with him is so private
but I will say this because you're
here is one thing he's always does
is like look out for you like he's always like
asking how you're doing and
I know you told me the other day you guys talk
but he's always like
he's just an incredible yeah always
we never even talk about how big you've gotten
since 2016 and 15
and all that it's more like I hope
he's happy I hope he's doing happy I hope he's
a good I talked to him he was happy
that made me happy like that's the kind
he's a relationship you guys have he's such a guy's guy and just like just you know and i hope he
knows that i know he as as much as he probably don't need it i'm always fucking there for him too
yeah he knows we all need it incredible yeah we all need your energy so that's always been
pretty special well how about you your fucking energy is cosmic yeah i'm just i'm just happy
i'm like you you know i'm just guys getting fucking married next week and i'm getting married in two
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah, he's...
I told him.
I was going to ride a jet ski in.
You coming?
Are you coming?
I was going to show that night, so it's...
I don't want to put pressure.
I was talking to his brother-in-law, too.
Oh, yeah, you did.
You had David.
Yeah, great guy.
Great guy.
We had a good talk in the pisser.
Mm-hmm.
And he was like, dude, it's just so weird.
I'm in the bathroom with you.
I like you.
I like you too.
He doesn't know.
He's from Jersey and he moved in the middle of nowhere, Colorado, and he was flying in
from my bachelor party, which he didn't know any of my friends.
of my friends and he's in the plane on a southwest flight from Denver coming here. I was like,
hey, just a heads up. And he loves Kyle. He loves milk. And I was like, just a heads up. I'm in
the car with Kyle. We're picking you up. And we're going straight to Post Malone album listening
party. We're going straight there. He's like, what? And that's like, like, what? And that's
kind of how it all went down. That's cool. Yeah. Because I thought I was like, I want to do something
fun when you land. I was going to take him to like rainbow or a catch or something. And I was
like, those would have been way more fun than. No, no.
We had a blast, bro.
We didn't want to leave.
I didn't want to leave, too.
I was like, I can hang out here.
We didn't want the night to end.
Of course, Taz gives, you know, a little bit of those gummies and, you know, night got even better.
Great fucking night.
12-carat toothache.
So, when you put out a song, do you ever go to somebody and you're like, yo, what do you think of this?
Or do you kind of trust your gut?
Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of, I love seeing what people think of the record.
I love talking with Lou about shit, just figuring out ways we can make shit a little bit.
fresh and make shit a little bit different and and um just make it the best that we fucking
can like me and lou going back and forth like he's like he knows fucking everything yeah
it's insane and um i love i love listening to records with lou i love writing songs with lou and
i love playing the music for anybody who wants to hear it have you ever made a song that was like
you didn't expect to like blow up and then you're like what the fuck i feel like that's all of them
I feel like, like, especially the big songs, I'm like, oh, okay.
Like, I didn't know Candy Paint was going to be a huge song.
Dangar.
You know, like, but I was like, I've always liked these songs.
Huh?
I think the, the Spider-Man song with Sway Lee.
Huge.
That wasn't supposed to be big.
Is that Tommy Lee?
No, no.
No, the big, Sunflower, yeah.
That wasn't, I don't think, right, Dre?
That wasn't supposed to be big.
And there's just like, Kim.
Oh, it wasn't supposed to be big, bro.
It was him doing it last minute.
Like, bro, it's his normal life.
Like, bro, one day we got an award.
For the song, I look at it.
I'm looking at it with a diamond record.
I'm like, this guy, he just relaxes.
He doesn't take it.
And he takes in his stride.
Dre, when does this song have to be in yesterday?
What do you mean this song has to be in yesterday?
Like, bro, this song has to be in yesterday.
And he doesn't want to like look at like, this was a song.
Like, whether you believe her or not, bro,
Sunflower was a song that was meant to be handed in yesterday.
As in the day, we're in the next day and he's asking me,
do I have to do it today?
And I'm like, bro, we talked about doing it.
Let's get it done.
Like, this song is fire.
You've already put the idea down.
You've already done, like, let's just finish you off.
He's like, we do it tomorrow.
I'm like, bro, no, we have to.
When's it supposed to be in yesterday?
Exactly.
No, no.
Don't listen to that, guys.
Yeah, that's terrible.
So he did the song, bro, and he took my, I don't know, bro, we push each other.
That's the thing about what I really love about me and his relationship.
And I'm being honest, like,
Like, he pushes me as much as I push him.
Like, I bounce ideas to him at 3, 4 in the morning when like 5, maybe 6,
could even be 7 a.m.
Like, I'll push ideas to him at the same time.
Just maybe like 7 hours of time.
I'm the same.
My idea's like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
But, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we bounce off each other and that's what makes it.
Can I tell my dream?
Yes.
What's your dream?
I'm retired.
I haven't told you this, but I told Drey, I told Kyle, and I told Sammy.
My dream seemed like a TV show.
on Dre London.
No, bro.
He keeps making jokes about it.
Probably talking to people already, but I want those.
Whoever he talks to, it doesn't matter, because they don't know the stories I know.
They don't know that, you know, he snooking strippers to the Justin Beaver concert to watch you play.
Like, they don't know these stories.
That's a power move.
That's fucking dope.
You got away with it, too?
No one's like, hey, dude.
They're like, go, Dre, you're good.
Doing the Dre London show.
Yeah, bro.
He said Brazil.
Can I take it?
over the Brazilian episode?
Yeah.
I'm doing the Drey London show.
Okay.
It's going to be like entourage.
You know, everyone thought entourage was about Mark Wahlberg, but it was really
about R. Emanuel.
Like, that's the same thing.
Like, they didn't get to him about post, but then like, he's got this rock star manager.
Look, and I'm rolling Jay's.
No, he's a rock star.
He's more of a rock star than me.
Bro, he's a rock star.
Drey London is a rock star.
I know you did.
Yeah, I don't, that's what makes you great.
I literally don't do shit.
Dre's got a fucking plane.
I'm like, y'all.
I'm like, yo.
Oh, you made.
What the fuck?
He said Drey has a fucking plane.
Did you hear this guy?
Now I'm done.
He said Drey has a fucking plane.
That's why I didn't want to talk about this plane talk, bro.
He said Dres.
But that's good for you.
Bro, he said that.
He's got a plane.
You take it when you want.
That's true.
One time.
Then you have to buy it.
I'm a commercial man.
I'm a commercial man.
Scary.
One time we chartered Drey's plane, but I didn't know.
He was like, yo.
your boy nelk boys chartered our plane and make sure that they take care of i think we're going
what a arizona i think make sure i was like yo bro i would never do that to posty he's like posty
that's my plane oh like oh fuck you make sure they take care of it what are they gonna do i don't know
he's this thought i don't know when the boys took the plane where i don't know where we
chartered your plane once i think it's because we sprayed jane on another plane by accident
yeah i think it was like things get carried away yeah yeah vibes were flying when
day i'll have an airplane i'm just gonna i'm just gonna look at it it'll be like is there anything
that i know you could have everything let's talk about his teeth well wait bro yeah is there anything
cool thanks how are those things yeah how do you take care of them and shit
those please those come out no these are sleep with those they heavy or no it feels like normal
teeth you just have to brush them with um metal uh what is that uh the metal shit that you use that you
use on dishes sometimes.
But you can still eat whatever you want.
The iron wool or whatever.
You need whatever you want.
Colgate doesn't have wool iron.
No, Colgate?
No, I'm just checking.
No, you can just brush your teeth normally, like normal teethies.
Because I had, I, I've had terrible teeth from neglecting my teeth for like fucking ever.
So I was like, the minute I found out that you can get fake teeth, I was like, I need to do this.
Like, this is like the way.
Because I always thought that they were like dentures.
I thought everybody who had veneers, they were like dentures.
And until I was like 19.
I figured out you can actually do this.
So I knew that I would be able to like just buy fake teeth when I was older.
I would have never had braces or any of that shit.
How much do they cost?
These ones?
I don't know.
The price of a plane.
Probably way too fucking much.
The price of a plane.
Everybody's pissed.
My business manager's pissed.
My mom's pissed.
Everybody's like, you're so dumb.
You are really dumb.
Well, wait.
Are you happy?
I'm the happiest.
I've ever been.
You got fake or you got a, what are they?
12 karat
i think so
i think so
you're fucking said
i think dray's plane
might have been a little bit more
is there anything that
you haven't gone yet that you want
or you want to spend money on or
that doesn't matter
no i think i'm about done
magic cards i can i can buy magic cards
like all fucking day
but you have a crazy card
yeah you got the four gt
i do have some crazy fucking cards
i do have a four gt i'm done
i think i'm done with cars though
i think
i just got a car
i just got a car
it's not here
but I think I'm done with cars
They're too scary
You shouldn't let like a dumbass like me
Have an expensive car
That's why I had to get rid of Bugatti
I was fucking terrified to drive it
And I'm not scared of smoking weed
But I am scared of driving that car
So I had to sell it
What about magic cards?
Am I scared of those?
No, do you have a crazy value?
I do have a crazy
Like artist print Black Lotus
Sign by Chris Rush
That's like the shit
Priceless
It's pretty priceless
it's priceless to me it's my favorite it's one of my favorite things
um fuck yeah i just love i don't know have you guys ever played has anybody here ever played
i've never played that i have uguio a little bit
hugio magic the gathering magic's more complex is mit said it was the most complex
game ever yeah it's like kind of difficult so it's so but it's it's just very nuanced it's a
very nuanced fucking thing it is it is the best game ever created really you still play it
like against people played every well i played by myself every day but on the weekends i have the
boys come over we just shreds some fucking games and beers and just hang out there's a format
it's four players so we could all jump in and play one i'll teach you guys awesome don't do anything
with you man anything once anything i'll go i'll do that i'll go i'll try these go i mean i'll go
look for those ghosts i'm a boss that's not going but i'll go that's what ghost hunting
that's dope i told you 15 fucking times i'll go go you're not going he'll do anything
Yo, there's actually a super haunted Buffalo Wild Wings in my town.
Let's go.
Go fucking haunted.
Buffalo Wild Wings and then go.
Are you joking?
I'm happy dads.
That's amazing, bro.
Yo, Bob, you didn't even hear what he said.
Do you hear about the haunted B-dubs in Utah?
Yeah, I lived it every fucking day.
I lived it every fucking day.
Every fucking day I went to the Honda B-dubs.
26 shots in seasonings, motherfucker.
All right?
Posting, I got to ask you, I was talking Bobby earlier.
He said that there was a DM from Bob Dylan once on Instagram.
I don't get, here, Bobby, help me for me.
I don't think.
I don't think it was a DM.
I don't know.
They just said that he wrote a song for me.
But you never connected?
You never connected with him?
No, I'm on the phone.
We talked, we talked on the phone.
But there's, you know, it's, I'm excited to, I'm excited to do it now that the album's done and I can
fucking do it.
I'm like, so cool.
Even, even if you just met him.
up with them. It would be so cool. I would absolutely love that.
Video of you and Bob Dylan together
would be so crazy. This is my low-key
go for our longest episode we ever done.
Look, I could sit here and talk to you guys.
This is amazing. It's cool. Like, no,
credit to you, because a lot of the people
come in and do shit with us, it's always like
because what we try and do, I think, and Kyle
can agree is we just build a vibe where we're just kicking it,
right? You usually end it
prematurely. But, like, yeah, but I
fucking, fuck with posts.
100%. He's just a fucking great dude.
The best. I never met him before. Until now.
he's just a fucking man oh he told me we talked we saw him the other night he said i will do it now
and i will fucking i'm ready to go i'm fucking buzzing too boys yeah me too buzzing that's a bad
it's smoke in the air um i will literally sit here and talk to you guys for probably like
eight to ten hours well here's the deal we could actually 24 hour podcast but here's a deal here's
a deal podcast a thong actually you know what my goal was for what i want it's that like a money
bet like first to leave loses yeah we just rotate we just rotate but yo my
ideal thing would be imagine being able to be the first podcast in space that would be awesome that's what i'm looking at
you got like train and shit we got to do we got to assume they say space when i shut down there might be some space wars coming up between china russia and u.s what do you mean
so there's a law there's not allowed to be any space wars unless you what's a space war space war is like taking out one another satellites wow
and there's that's not allowed and um but that's just international law right and
International law is there's not a lot of space wars unless you could prove that one of your satellites is in danger by space pollution. And space pollution could be like a loose screw that falls off one of the satellites because some of them have been up there for decades. And if one of those screws is going at millions of miles per hour to your satellite, you could actually take it down. And China, Russia and U.S. all have lasers to take these down. And they think some people are going to start using that as excuses. Like, oh, shit, I thought my satellite was about to be taken out. That's why I took.
got you're a satellite and then now this big spaceboards is going to happen.
Did you get hit by like a space nut falling to Earth?
That's what I mean.
Like the nut falling off.
But it like hits you and they're probably like as a meteor.
I mean, I might.
But I think those will be zapped before they even come.
The screw?
You think they track that?
So that's the whole thing is the screw.
Like the screw once it like falls off and it starts going.
It's going to go at the speed of a meteor.
How big is a space screw?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But it's supposedly big enough and fast enough to make a massive massive impact.
yeah no no no no no it's not it's not what you use to like you know hang up a painting no i think it's
a little bit bigger than that no john knows and shit i can tell john when john gets passionate about
shit he gets passionate no space wars i'm very interested in space forces for that yeah yeah
because we were worried about china and russia than that it's really china and russia no other
countries have the power of those two that's really yeah space force was what built to protect us
from china and russia but if you're afraid of flying then right you're never would go
space. Yeah, well, that's what I was saying. I feel like
you have to, I'd have to be so drunk to
go into space, but then I feel like you
can't be drunk in space. I think that's like against
the rules or something. Does it kill you or something?
Probably. It'd probably kill you. What if
Elon invited you? Aren't you boys with Elon?
But I don't know what you do. Like,
no, I don't think so.
I want to go to Antarctica. I was talking to Oliver
Tree about going to Antarctica.
That'd be dope. You guys should do a podcast from Antarctica.
You guys would be the first to do a podcast in every
content. We should do that. That's really smart.
We were trying to go...
I love that.
I love...
Antarctic is actually a great...
That's a great idea.
It's a flight of Chile.
There's like a flight of Chile.
We were thinking about North Korea.
I don't know.
We were like, fuck it.
Let's like...
That would be nuts.
We shut out.
Oh, going there.
So we've been trying to September
and it's June.
So, no, Kim Jong-go is very like controversial.
We've been still trying.
Could you do it in like the demilitarized zone?
I just hadn't a kid.
But imagine doing it in North Korea.
It probably have to be the fastest podcast.
Because you, I know you can go visit.
that demilitarized zone
and then like you can be like
oh I was in North Korea and then you
They want Kim Jong-un
That's what they want
What I know
And we've been trying to September
Sting to have an interview
We had Rodman on the podcast
He's tight with Kim Jong-un
I'm hammering everywhere right now
So this is a one-year plan
So my goal in one-year post
Is to execute a mission
Where we can sit down
With Kim Jong-un
So that's my like long-term goal
A mission
Like where we
Yeah I want to orchestrate
Where I can sit down
With Kim Jong-un and actually talk to him
It'd be interesting to have
The full-send podcast
It'd be crazy
Yeah, it would be crazy.
How's your Korean?
But let's find someone else for Antarctica.
We'll work on Antarctica.
Kid LaRoy in Antarctica.
Wow.
That'd be,
that's he.
I didn't even get Antarctica, man.
Yeah.
Bro.
No,
you got a so loud.
Actually, bro.
You got so foul.
No,
I wanted something as close to you as possible.
Dre said you're like 12 minutes from here.
I was like, perfect.
I'm 12 minutes.
Yeah.
Now, fuck.
Yeah.
We wanted, we wanted something as convenient.
Let's, let's do this.
Let's play this fucking beer ball game.
Okay.
So we in?
Let's just do it.
Do we in?
Do we have Bud Light in there or is a seltzer?
I think it's water in the cups.
What?
Are you a beer in the cup?
Are you,
your alcohol in the cup guy or water in the cup guy?
No,
you can't do water.
No,
there's two different types of guys.
Oh, my God.
It's not fucking.
No,
but some people put water in the cups
and they just drink out of the side.
Yeah.
Really?
I've never.
I think it's a quickly executed game.
I think it should be,
you want to go on Londres tequila on the cups.
The only thing is you got to do Happy Dads.
We don't have any Bud Lights.
No, no, no.
We can do happy dance.
We can do whatever.
I like Bud Light too
It all works
Happy Dads it is a great ass talk
You're a good man bro
You're a good man
We're gonna do happy dads
Because one last thing
Post is expecting a baby soon
That I think you know
It's out publicly
But you know congratulations
Thank you very much
I'm like I can't wait
I'm gonna be a happy dad
You are gonna be a happy dad
So congratulations
Thank you
Do you know boy or girl yet
Do you know
It's a secret
Secret okay
But you know it's just not out there
Hold on hold on
But you know
There's no secrets in this camp
And no, no, it is.
It's a secret.
But, uh, when, what's, like, I love that term mission.
Post, post it, what's the, what's the due date?
I don't know.
That's a secret.
Oh, it's all a secret.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know anything about it.
I just heard about it the other day.
Well, he's going to be the best father.
Oh, my goodness.
I'll tell you what.
I'm going to try my damn this.
Yeah.
Well, we can't wait to meet to meet the baby one day.
If you need, I'll babysit anymore.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anytime you want you want, I actually used to work with kids.
I'm sure to God, I used to work with kids.
if you ever need a babysit for you
Bob you will never see this baby
I'm telling you right now
I'm fucking like
Carl and I will see the baby
you will never see this baby
you'll see the baby on Instagram
in like two years
Yeah we're good
John this is a separate conversation
I'm just letting you know
You'll never see this baby
We actually were talking
Oh you are okay
I'm still never seeing it
Post here's a deal
You want your kid to run
you know a tight ship growing up
You'll see the baby
When it's 18th
Cowboys baby
How about him?
Excited?
I'm so good.
Friday.
Are you going to be a good year?
I think,
oh, fuck,
we say that every year.
Yeah,
you say that every year,
but I think back is the real deal.
Your dad worked for cowboys.
I'd agree.
Yes, sir.
Your dad worked for Cowboys.
Yes, sir.
I'll tell you a fact.
He almost got.
Travis,
sir.
Travis,
Kelsey.
Anyways,
they did a bet.
Travis Kelsey was one of the best tight ends.
You got a tattoo?
I have that tattoo.
You got the tattoo.
You got the tattoo.
But if they would have lost,
they would have got a Cowboys tattoo,
right?
That's what I heard the other.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
How many cups did you lose by?
Do you remember?
Dude, man, Patrick is fine.
He's not that good.
Kelsey's a dog, bro.
Like every fucking cup.
Like, wow, wow.
I'm like, oh, my God, please stop, sir.
But, you know, it's, he was so good.
And by the hat, we had already made the bet.
So I was like, it was like best out of five or best out of three or something.
And I was like, man, I'm so fucked.
The tattoo artist was there.
So I got that tattoo that night.
So, Bob, let's finalize his bet because I don't want you to sneak.
Yeah, let's do it already.
I'm pretty clear.
I know this. I'm pretty quick.
You know me.
So what are we doing?
25.
You're doing.
If I win this fucking game, it's $50,000 from your end.
To charity.
To charity.
Of your guys' choice that you work out together.
Okay, that's it.
You split it.
Whatever you want to do.
It can be something I find or you want.
We'll figure that out.
But it's going to a good cause.
If I fucking lose, it's going to kill me to do it.
I'm going to get a buffalo wild wings tattooing my ass.
And how do we know you're good for it?
I don't think ass is fair for $50,000.
I'll fucking put my ass on table right fucking now and do a post.
I think I don't fuck around
John I think the tattoo should be more
John I think the tattoo should be more visible if we're putting up 50K on our
Yeah
I agree I'm ready to go I think like the hand or some shit
What do you say? What do he say?
What do you say?
You figure this out already. It's already done
Stiney's a good judge
Hey I'll tell you what I give the Shahiti's credit I give the Nel camp credits
I'm very good negotiating but you know I'll tell you what
Dude if it's on it's on his ass
It doesn't hurt that much because he's never going to see it.
How long do you like your shorts?
Listen to me.
I got my ass ready to go post right here.
When you want a fucking tattoo, I'm ready to go.
How long do you like your shorts?
I wear them up to here.
Hey, thigh tat.
You need to see it every day.
We want to see it burn.
Upper thigh tat.
But here's the old post.
This is what you consider yourself a good couple man and a great guy.
Okay.
You changed the course of the bet.
We had an agreement already.
What was,
the ass wasn't agreed.
The ass was agreed.
No, that was.
What you suggested.
No, it was never agreed upon.
How about we, how about we rock paper, scissors for ass or hand?
No, the hand is crazy.
Best two out of three.
I'm already done.
My deal is done.
B-Dub's head on his hand, dude.
He made change forever, though.
Hand is insane.
$50,000 charity.
Let's make it simple.
Let's get this going.
Or fucking tattooing the ass.
Fuck the hand.
None of that.
In the ass.
Like not on your rectum.
On the gutt.
Inside your rectum.
All right, well, here's a deal.
In the ass would be painful.
That would be, I don't fucking have you.
I don't even have you.
I don't even have.
have one of those yet.
Yeah.
Now, I'm not going near that fucking thing.
All right.
You just pretend it doesn't exist.
Yes.
This is considered your ass area.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
We get,
how about,
that's not good?
How about like,
right here?
How about like a,
ooh,
tramp stamp?
No.
Yo,
you had a meet-up's tramp stamp,
no.
What is you kidding?
Let's get,
he has to get a Buffalo
tramp stamp.
Buffalo.
Should we have a charity?
I'll do it.
Right here, right,
right, right, right, right,
right, right,
right here above the bike.
Yeah, just some Buffalo, maybe.
Dre, I need you to go shooting on my side.
A buffalo's like a cool tattoo.
I think Gabe has to play with Bob, not you.
Dre.
Come on, negotiate on my side.
I know you get to what you do.
What the fuck?
We got to make this happen.
No, I'll throw the game.
Stop.
You throw the game, it's not.
I'm kidding, bro.
You're my boy, dude.
You get to choose my partner.
No, I'm kidding.
Bro, you got to play with me.
What the fuck?
Summer fucking Shigi.
This table's mad long, too.
Yo, bro, I got to play with Bob.
He wants me to lose, bro
Sammer's out
Tramp stamp
Oh damn
Okay
That means what I'm in trouble
You know what I mean
I get it
You know how it is
Yeah
Summer is my beautiful
My beautiful
girl that I love so
Hi
This is post post
Summer
I'm Austin
Yeah
Can we change the table
I mean
Whatever you want to do
Do you guys have like
A six foot picnic table
Let's find it
That's right
No we'll just do this
We'll do this
We can elbow a little bit
Right
Because this is long
100%
Are we agreed
That this is long
Yeah
Two on two guys
We're good. We already have our deal.
What's your side?
$100,000 fucking tattoo.
50,000 charity, that's it.
Deal's made.
Let's go.
Where's the tattoo?
On your ass.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
Do you get the lettering or just the logo?
Should we pull up the art that we need?
Yeah, it's got to be the B-Dubs logo, bro.
All right.
I'm in.
We have a deal?
I'm in.