FULL SEND PODCAST - Post Malone x Nelk Boys | Ep. 45

Episode Date: June 9, 2022

Post Malone on His Relationship with Justin Bieber & Preparing for the End of the World! Presented by Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. Find Happy Dad near you http://happydad.com/find (21+ only). Video is av...ailable on http://youtube.com/fullsendpodcast/videos. Follow Nelk Boys on Instagram http://instagram.com/nelkboys. Part of the Shots Podcast Network (shots.com). You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & anywhere you listen to podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We want out. We want out. We want out. We want out. Feels like the old days a little bit. Back in the old days. We're at Hyde Lounge right now. I just want to give a little shout out to Sam Nazarian and Frankie Delgado. Shout out to Hyde. Thanks for letting us shoot here. We got Postie coming in. Hyde also carries Happy Dad. So if you guys are ever in L.A., pull up the Hyde, they got Happy Dads. They're always serving them in buckets by the tables, which is fire.
Starting point is 00:00:26 We got John here. Oh, we got Postie here, too. He's here. All right, we're already rocking. We're rocking and rolling. What's up, guy, guy? What's up, bro? How are you, guys?
Starting point is 00:00:36 I see you. You got to see me. This up, man. How are you doing? Oh, you're going to see you. Okay, easy. Where'd you come from just now? The car.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Nice. I thought you biked. Where's Stiney? Is he not here? He's grabbing happy dads real quick out the back. They have them locked out. Is that your drinking choice, the Bud Light? Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:00:57 I'll take what I can get. Steady Bud Light guy, right? Always. I try my best. Good guy. This is fine. This is good. We appreciate you doing this.
Starting point is 00:01:06 I appreciate you having me. What's good? Is Dre coming through too? Dre's coming up? You know, Dre's always a little late. Yeah. But, you know, we got us tequila here. We're going to do a little tasting of that.
Starting point is 00:01:14 This is, this is, um, we should just do the interview with the tequila. Just with the tequila? Down. Put a mic up here instead of, Dre. Is it good? It's good. I'm not a tequila guy, but it's good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:24 You're not a tequila guy? It is very good. Yeah. Because usually I bar. Yeah. But I don't. so we had it we if that's a sign or any indicator i think that's pretty good yeah we drank a lot of it at your uh listening party the other night shit that was really cool so yeah we went to we went to posties
Starting point is 00:01:41 listening party i think what last week right yeah and it was i don't know when i walked in there it was just like a whole vibe we walked in a little late and just like you at the front just like the whole vibe of it i couldn't believe that was just for like the audience yeah man well i know it was a little more you know it was a little more producing i would have liked but yeah you know you know I had a great time. Thanks for coming. It was fine. I know.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I'm happy. I was so surprised to see you guys. Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while. I know. The album's fire. Thank you, man. Some bang.
Starting point is 00:02:09 I like my favorites are I Cannot Be. Oh, thank you. That slaps. And then the one with Kid Leroy. Thank you very much. That's hard as far. I'm happy somebody like. Insanous.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Thank you. Insane's fire. Thank you. Music videos out. Who else is on the album with you? It's Gunna, LaRoy, Doja. I'm trying to go through the track list in my head. Fleet Foxes.
Starting point is 00:02:36 I'm trying to go through it. Does every song have somebody on it? No, sir. No, okay. No, sir. There's a bunch of stuff that's just me. It's very cathartic. Is this on?
Starting point is 00:02:48 Yeah, we're just, we're casual with it. Cool, fuck you. I love it. I absolutely love it. Yeah. Real quick, though, I think we're allowed to talk about this now, but tonight two songs. It's just dropped. I think we just dropped right now.
Starting point is 00:03:00 so two more songs bonus songs yeah yeah i didn't know they were dropping today i just do what they tell me to do what are the two new songs um hateful it's called and then there's another one called um i gotta fucking remember the words man this is hard man you guys put me on the spot man um hateful and um another one check them out what like what's a few of your favorite songs on the album i know it's i don't know man it's it they're all pretty good they all like they all tell a story together i like this i just run it front to back for me um it's very i don't know it's cathartic for me to listen to it's nice to listen to i like all the way through i think of as as one song and i wanted to release it that way but they wouldn't let me do
Starting point is 00:03:48 what's like what's your relationship like with kid der roi he's one of my favorites he's such a sweet his music is fucking insane he's a legend no he's a legend i always say like he's just like a younger or more talented handsomer version of me and he's just the fucking best in the universe like it's so cool going in and being in the booth with him just because it's like i'll go in and do a take right so i'll go in and do a take and then he'll go in and do his take and i'm like well son of a bitch my take sucked ass so now i need to go back in there and do so he like whenever we're working together it's really cool because he like pushes me because he's just is he like automatic he's just a freak of nature it's insane it's like yeah he's not he's not
Starting point is 00:04:30 Very rare. He's like the honest attentacumbo of music. He's just out of his mind, like, good at everything he fucking does. I got to be real, though. He reminds me of a younger you, too. Like, he's so humble. He's such a kid. He reminds me of when I met you first, you know, six, seven years ago. He just, like, when I met him at Justin's house, and then we met him once at, actually,
Starting point is 00:04:50 I think Justin's post party, I think one of, after one of his shows in Vegas. And, like, when I see him, I'm like, dude, you're like a baby post to me. He's just so, like, pure. like everything talented but like just like a humble kid it's not even fair you know where you credit that to your your humbleness just
Starting point is 00:05:12 I don't know it's you can't my dad is a great guy I'll start there and it's just like I don't know it's you never know no matter what you do you could somebody could be having the shittiest day and then it just takes a second of your time to help out in any way you can.
Starting point is 00:05:32 I met a lot of fucking dickheads in my life. And the golden rules just don't be a dickhead. There's really no sense to be in dickhead, right? I know, it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. You know, it's like, why, right? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me. It's just, it's strange.
Starting point is 00:05:46 And I understand everybody has rough days. So it's like, you know, but it's important to just be as kind as you can, when you can, you know? I love people, you know. People have been very kind to me, and everybody's been real sweet to me. And people have given me a lot of support and a lot of love over the year. So I want to try and send that back, you know. I think it's a Texas in you.
Starting point is 00:06:10 I don't know. I met some mean guys over there, too. But I mean, you know. You're also, you're very loyal, too. That's one thing I was telling Kyle. It was like, your team's always been your day one. Yeah. From Andre, London, to Bobby to Austin to Adam.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I mean, I can't, Jay, like, it's like. It's been the same squad. It's the same guy. It's the same since White Iverson. Like most people in the music industry that, you know, like once they start blowing up, it's like everyone, all the sharks come in. But Post has been always like, not fair, man. Everybody deserves a chance.
Starting point is 00:06:42 You know, everybody, you know, even if like, oh, it's like, okay, this is like my starting team. And now we're doing, we're making it so huge. I think everybody should be able to try their hand at something at least once, you know. Was White Iverson the one that got you going? Yeah, that was that. I just looked at the YouTube views. How many views that has? How many?
Starting point is 00:06:58 10 10 what views 9708 million that's fucking crazy holy 770 million views on that fucking video that is almost a billion congratulations that thing has over a billion i think it has a billion a couple couple of them have a billion is a lot with over 500 million too congratulations has over a billion really someone it's one other one i forgot yeah that's pretty cool man you know i made i just you know now it's like it's interesting no matter what happens you know if i hope people enjoy the record, you know, and it's just, it's very important now to, to, like, make genuine music and and just, I spoke from the heart on the record a lot of the times. And, you know, I've, like, we've had billions of views on stuff and, um, I'm my old man now, you know, I just,
Starting point is 00:07:44 I just want to make music that I like and, and, and keep doing shows for my fans and anybody that wants to listen to it. But, you know, I'm, I'm so excited, man. Can we smoke in here? Yeah, 100%. You see you're an old man. Smoking is, yes, sir. You're 26 years old. I am 26 years old. That's not an old man. I feel like, you look great.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. But you know, it feels like I guess going on tour and I guess I just figured out if you have sleep apnea, you're really tired all the time
Starting point is 00:08:12 during the day and shit and you never wake up like fully refreshed. I think I might have to try it so I wanted to get a sleep apnea machine. But you need a prescription. Can I hold yours for a minute? I don't have a here, but I have it on my heart.
Starting point is 00:08:24 I heard those things. Those things are nuts. Is that the ventilator thing? Yeah. Does it change? It makes you look like fucking Bain when you put it on your face. You do? Bring it.
Starting point is 00:08:32 You might have I have one of us? Yeah, of course. Nice, brother. I appreciate it. I don't smoke, but I just feel it's just fitting. Finally, Stein. Yeah, you're good, brother. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:08:38 All right. Summer, don't get out of me. I'm smoking one. Oh, what do we got here? You got a happy dad? Let's get a little funky. There it is. I like it.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Are we allowed to rip a teal shot, too, John or no? Yeah, rip it. All right. Rip it little tequila shot. You feel here? Yes, sir. Yeah, we're talking about it. This is awesome.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Can I crack into this? 100%. Oh, well, okay. I would love a cold one. Yeah, please. What's the best place? Everyone's got a personal preference, but. I feel like the lemon, I know it probably, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:11 shelters give you the same amount of heartburn, but I feel like the lemon lime doubly. Lemon lime is smooth. It's double heartburn for me. Oh, really? I don't know, though. It's probably just a fallacy. You got to try first.
Starting point is 00:09:21 This thing's all fucked up. They're a little smoother. This is the watermelon. Are you a big drinker? You like to drink. This is delicious. You like it? Yeah, I love drinking.
Starting point is 00:09:34 You fit right in then. Yeah, hell yeah. Hey, you know what? I'm just here. I'm here to hang out. I'm here to make some trouble, but not too much. If you're going into a day of drinking, what's your like routine? So if you're going to go to you like, I'm fucking.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Just strictly beers? I'll do beers and screwdrivers. Yeah? Yeah, I'll do beers. And screwies. And I like making my own screwies. No pulp. I just try and use the shittiest, like, orange juice you can.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Sunny D. Does that count? Is Sunny D. Orange juice? Not really. It's like a better version. It's just a better version. Sunny D. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:10:06 It's so good. No, it's insane. A screwdriver with Sunny D might be one of the most delicious drinks in the universe. You're right about the pulp, though. I'm not a pulp guy. Pulp sucks. I love a shit. I'm most polo.
Starting point is 00:10:15 But with alcohol? Not with alcohol. Like, OJ, breakfast? You got to go most pulp. Because. I'm a strictly no pulp. guy in every series. If you're a Pulp person, you're fucking weird.
Starting point is 00:10:25 It's kind of a beta move. Pulp's great. Pulp? Yeah. Yeah. Not a fit. Bain? Bata.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Beta. Beta. A bane move. That's a total bane move. How many darts do you rip a day on average? On a really terrible day. On a good day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:45 There's a very fine line between a terrible day and a good day. 40 45 45 yards That's lit As Ben for that second pack I'm like all right dude Chill out
Starting point is 00:11:00 Right you know But then by the time I open that third pack I'm like I'm a total piece of shit And I need to go to sleep because What do you think is the most darts you've ever ripped into that? Probably like 80 4 back solid Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:12 Probably 80 Do you smoke them in like in bed? Yeah I used to I used to but not really any more. Now I have like a special zone. It has like my PC in it and my Magic the Gathering shit. So I just go down there and fucking
Starting point is 00:11:26 ripsigs and build decks and die in Apex Legends. Are you ever worried? Are you ever worried just to fuck up your voice at all? Yeah. It definitely has. Yeah. But I mean Johnny Cash smoked his whole life. He sound cool. Right. You know? Nobody has their vices. So
Starting point is 00:11:42 you play a lot of Apex? Yes, sir. When did you get into Apex Legends? A year and a half ago maybe? And why Apex over, like, Warzone or the other shooter games? I don't know. Fortnite never stuck out to me because I don't want to get, like, I don't want, like, fucking 12-year-olds cranking 90s on me and, like, literally making me fucking throw my monitor across the room.
Starting point is 00:12:02 But it's okay because I still do that playing Apex, so I don't know why. I just thought, you know, I was never in, because I would play Warzone and shit and called duty and stuff. And I was just never a BR guy because I'm not that good at them. Yeah. But something about Apex, I just started playing, and I really, really enjoyed it. You're streaming Twitch? I've streamed three times.
Starting point is 00:12:21 That's probably getting wild, right? We had a great time I streamed with Timmy. He's such a dog. He's so good and such a sweet kid. And I just got to get back around to it, you know? I just got to get back around to it because it's hard. I don't know how to set that shit up. So whenever my buddy comes over, who knows what he's doing, I'm just like, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:40 It's the whole process. Dude, I have no idea. I have no idea. I thought you've been gaming your whole life. You played Zelda, Mario, all that, right? Yes, sir. I mean, yeah, I was an Xbox guy and, like, you know, like, not so much a Mario guy because that game drives me nuts.
Starting point is 00:12:55 It's so hard. It's so hard. Super Smash or not? Super Smash. On the GameCube and you got to leave your GameCube on all night. So you can get mute the bananas out. What's that when you shoot the bananas out? That's fucking Mario.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Oh, Mario Kart. That's my game. It's hard. It is hard. Yeah. You're not good at that, are you? Stop. Any amount of money you want to put on a Mario card.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Damn. Okay. Let's do that. do you play with other people and the uh is it just you have like a crew you play with the apex yeah i play with a couple of my buddies couple good buddies that i've known for a little bit um and we just run around and see if we can actually do something
Starting point is 00:13:28 but it's such that game's so cool because whenever you're good at it like um you feel like a badass yeah apex is like a like a game like if you're a real gamer that's the game you play yeah yeah yeah of course man sorry dude you're good thank you sir i appreciate it yeah i don't know man It's a very satisfying game, but it's also, like, you want to break your whole computer and your PC.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Are you doing other shit with, like, e-sports, too, now? Yeah, so the team in Dallas were doing a whole fucking, like, I just saw the plans for everything that they're doing over there. And it looks so, so, so, so fucking sick. Like, I don't know. I don't know how much I'm able to, like, disclose, but it's such fucking cool shit. What's the team called for those that don't envy? And they're just fucking it up, crushing it. Did you ever just go into random rooms, like with the headset on?
Starting point is 00:14:21 Just say, like, this is Post Malone and nobody believes you? No, usually, yeah, usually kids bully me when I say that. Really? They're like, fuck you. Like your music socks and shit. Really? Well, yeah, I try to get people to be nice to me, but that doesn't fucking work. There's no rules when it comes to chirps.
Starting point is 00:14:36 When you're on that headset, like, it's like the most vulgar shit, like Cod back in the day, too. It was like the shit that was said. All those chat rooms are deadly. Oh, yeah, man. It doesn't make any sense. Come on in, Dre. Pop them in? Here, do I pop in? Come say hi. Leave that. Come say hi. Leave that. Come say hi. What's up, bro. How you doing? What's good? What's good? Pleasure. We're seeing. How you doing? You'll see you, my man.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Dre Landon. We got tequila. You got a brand new outfit for us, or what? Here? You smell really good. Of course. Thank you. What are we drinking? So what do we got here, Dre? Oh, we got Don Laundres. our new tequila coming out July, August.
Starting point is 00:15:21 And you guys are with R&C too, right? That's the same distributor that we have for Happy Dad. Yes, which happened to be the most... They're the goats. They're the goats. They are the goats. Shout to R&C. Shout out David Booth. R&C, like, bro, more than a few months ago,
Starting point is 00:15:36 like last year we was discussing, discussing. And then this year we just decided to make a decision that R&C was going to be the best for us. they distribute in 39 states. Also, there was like the most craziest thing with Mike, Mike Young from R&C. So a couple of years ago,
Starting point is 00:15:55 I was like, we're going to give out all these crooks to Grapevine School. And Bobby was like, yeah. Post was like, yeah, it's a great idea. The school that I, of course, the school, the high school that I finished going to,
Starting point is 00:16:14 Why wouldn't I give them crocs? So he gave them the whole high school a pair of his new crocs. Fast forward a year later. I don't even remember this. I'm in a meeting on Zoom because now the world is in Zoom. I'm in a meeting on Zoom with Mike Young from R&C discussing, putting our tequila distributing with them. And his son comes in, wanted to say hi,
Starting point is 00:16:37 and was saying thank you for the crocs that we gave at the Grapevine school a year ago. couldn't believe it. It was like one of those, you know, there's just some things in life that just have synergy. Like, it, there was just like synergy. And the way they said they moved, the things I see they do. I don't know. We just grew to each other. I didn't even know that it was the distributors until, I think, maybe two weeks ago when we was talking and you guys said, yeah, it's the same district. I was like, what? Just small, well, why did you guys choose a tequila? Well, it wasn't really supposed to. It was me pushing me to tequila. Basically, we started a company called liquid assets, which basically is your modern day liquor management
Starting point is 00:17:21 company. So as we know today, it's changed. Your traditional alcohol, your traditional stuff, all the different things that we saw, we already seen that we put our twist on it where we did Maison Nine, the wine. So I already drink a lot of tequila, was looking into it and just Stop. Do you know how fast you were going? I'm going to have to write you a ticket to my new movie, The Naked Gun. Liam Nissan. Buy your tickets now and get a free Tilly Dog.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Chilly Dog, not included. The Naked Gun. Tickets on sale now. August 1st. I really like tequila. When I took a shot the other night, like tequila kind of makes me like gag once in a while. Like this is very smooth. I'll be honest. I'm not just saying that too.
Starting point is 00:18:07 No, no. We, well, from 2019, I started. Before, 2020, I've been going back and forth to Mexico, working on it. And Francisco Gonzalez, like, they just make, he just makes the best tequila. That's what I said, too, man. He was drinking tequila, I throw up. But now, I drink it, and it was very good. Yeah, he doesn't drink tequila like that, bro.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I love to do that, bro. Please, trust me. It's hard. You don't like it? Ever since high school, it was, I mean, ever since 21 that one time. Dude, I love to. I love tequila. Trump.
Starting point is 00:18:39 I think you like it, the older you get. Yeah, I mean, the more your taste buds die, the better it tastes. Yeah, that's true. But this is modern day premium and made by the first people who have made premium tequila. So, like, it's just high-end and smooth. We first started with the Blanco. The repisado comes out in the four and the Anahole next year.
Starting point is 00:19:01 It's a three-set in the family. But making tequila takes a process, and a lot of people don't know the process from the agave, the agave blonde, that that even takes five to seven years to grow before you can even pick it, then put it in the oven for 40 out. It's a whole big process. Most people don't know, but when you do it right, you get a premium
Starting point is 00:19:20 tequila that tastes, I guess. That's dull. We were talking to post you too before you came about how you guys have had the same day one kind of management team since the beginning. How like your official role is post manager, right? How cool is that you guys have had? And I told them I couldn't get rid of them. You just could follow me
Starting point is 00:19:36 around. I said, I've been fodder around since. Yeah, like, we definitely, he's, it's him. It's all down to him. It's not even down to me. I mean, it's a little bit down to me, but, like, it's mostly all down to him where he's just one of the lonest, true, real people.
Starting point is 00:19:56 That's interesting. Have you guys ever done something together, like an interview? No, like this? No, yeah. Or, like interviewing each other. No, like this. I don't know. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Pretty cool. once or twice Maybe I don't know If Dre's here though I just shut up I just You probably answered it But I don't even know
Starting point is 00:20:15 I'd like to I'm interested Like how did you guys Like link up originally You probably know better than me too That was a day That was big screwdriver Times
Starting point is 00:20:24 Because a huge screwdriver times Um 2014 Around March I was coming out here For the Grammys And visiting Like just
Starting point is 00:20:34 hanging out And see what was going on in L.A. And I think a month before that, he just moved from Dallas with his boy Jason, he moved out. And it was like a gamer house. And one of my guys from the UK that lived out here and moved from Miami, moved out here, said, he wanted me to come to this house and, like, check it out. There was just a lot of talent in this house. And he just felt like there's something in this house that I could find or something I could do. It was kind of crazy. I went to this house. And where were you, like, at that point in your, like, career? I was living in New York.
Starting point is 00:21:06 going back and forth from New York to LA and just started seeing what Los Angeles was like, kind of like falling out with the New York scene, maybe a little bit, because I started seeing LA and started seeing just a little bit of different stuff. And then when I'm at Austin, it was like, nah, this guy's talent is just crazy. Like, there was just a lot of synergies. I just felt like I was going to move because I wanted the whole world to know. who he was. At that time, it wasn't post-world, but like his talent was just so, I don't know how to, I can, but like, I don't want to over the same. I'm just telling the truth. His energy
Starting point is 00:21:47 and his talent, I just felt like he could be one of the biggest artists in the world. And I felt like a part of my life's calling was me and him and taking out, both of our experiences to the top of the world. extreme. You're very sweet. Thank you. He's very sweet. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:09 What was like the first move that you guys like made together? Go on. He's saying it's a blur. Yeah, I have no idea. He was in the same. I was going back and forth. We was in this house and then, you know, I started staying in the house at the same time. And all these people started saying the house first came over at first from Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:22:26 There was just a lot of us, the talent, different talent in this house. And with talent, for some... Comes to great responsibility. Sorry. No, with the talent, I don't know, like, everyone just started seeing where the main focus of the talent was. It was posty and, like, there's a whole bigger story, too. I don't want to go into it too much, but like... We just made a couple bane moves and that was it?
Starting point is 00:22:52 He made... Just a couple bane moves will do it. What's it like when you're living with him? Like, do you go by his rules? Are you doing your thing or... Do you have to smoke darts, too? Like, is there a norm minimum for you or no? I know, I used to, like, this is what happened when I was first around him, but for the first couple years and tour life and everything, like, I was smoking cigarettes, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Like, it just rubs up on you, like. No, we take the tobacco and do it with the Rizzler. What's that? It's like rolling tobacco and shit. And he would always have a pocket full of Rizzlers. And I'm like, all right, let me try that. And now it's just way too lazy to do that. It's real shit.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I don't know. And he's so fast with it. like rolling up and I'm like trying to take me like 15 minutes for one cigarette I'd be like fuck this I'm getting that's why you have a living with you bro no that was that I'm saying the roll up now he just as he literally reaches in my cigarette pack takes half a cigarette and I'm like I know who was there it's like a little breadcrumb trail just to roll out the little sponge yeah yeah I'll break off he'll be like tray I'll be somewhere in the corner like at that point you should just take the whole cigarette
Starting point is 00:24:00 I know, that's what I said. Because then you're not going to get caught. I wouldn't even notice. Yeah, I get it. But he takes half. Do you know there's always that notion? But wait, that's kind of like a... Why if he didn't have a cigarette left for he was on his last one and the pack somewhere else was somewhere?
Starting point is 00:24:14 He'd be like, you know what? Let me like that half. Good looking, Drey. That's true. There's two sides. Two sides. He's letting you know, hey, I would not take the whole thing. It's half for you.
Starting point is 00:24:23 It's incredible. So it's being real. It's incredible. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I actually fuck with that. I actually fuck with that. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:24:30 How cool is it and how big was it when you first opened up for Bieber? So cool. How did that come about? We were working. I was working on my first album and we had a house, like a studio house thing. And he wanted to come over and work. So he came over and worked and we just hung out and had some beers and stuff. And then he was like, hey, you want to come up.
Starting point is 00:25:00 on tour and I said yes, fuck yes. Just that day, the first day. I don't even remember. Probably not the first day. Probably like the next couple of days. But it was really cool and he's like just such a sweet guy. He keeps saying it was just a couple of days. Bro, it was like a couple of weeks of a whirlwind. Like for him, it was like, it was just a couple of days.
Starting point is 00:25:18 My memory is so bad. It's insane. It's not bad. He's a great memory for things he wants to remember. But for him right there, he's like, okay, album time, whirlwind. Let's go. Very selective memory. Bootsie Bellows?
Starting point is 00:25:30 We're at Bootsie Bellow? Oh, yes. You guys went and recorded Deja Boot that night. I think that's when it's all this topic. Crazy. He's the best. What a guy. What a lad?
Starting point is 00:25:41 He's a real lad. What did happen that night? You guys were at Bootsie Bellows and then randomly you're like, yeah, let's go to the studio. There's more to the story, but. It was pretty much bad, though. I mean, if that can happen in one night, it's a fucking win. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, it's so cool.
Starting point is 00:25:56 And, you know, you don't know what to expect, especially, like, like fuck man i mean i don't even have a record out and he was just so kind to me like from from from the start so and i i loved that absolutely does that like happen often for you when you're not planning to like come out with a big banger but spur of the moment you want to go to the studio and you just come up with something yeah i absolutely love that that's like that's like that's like the best like you know there's clubs and after parties and shit but if you're just hanging out with somebody and then you're like oh let's fucking go to the studio and if we don't make shit okay if we do why not you know and that's happened for you it's a strange noise
Starting point is 00:26:34 what's good it's a strange noise la's getting scary nowadays i know you i don't know what that was that could have been like a giant emu or something have you ever heard like what a emu sounds like what the hell what's an emu it's like a big bird big bird yeah it's like a big bird that'd be pretty sick of an emu just walked in here though yeah that would be so sick but i don't know what they sound like so that possibly could have been one but it wasn't thank god are you are you into animals i'm i love fauna
Starting point is 00:27:02 flora and fauna of all kinds i really like it you like animals yeah aren't you but i like like predators like i love we love watching like predator videos like cool like crocodiles getting into cheetahs are insane
Starting point is 00:27:15 cheetahs are sick you did yeah where were we in south africa when i touched the cheetah yeah it was sick wow it was sick he was scary how do you do that you go up to impet it No fear? The fuck? Definitely fear.
Starting point is 00:27:30 You're like, yo, I got to do this? I was scared. I'll never, ever, ever touch no cheater. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:27:37 it's crazy. Was it just a wild cheater? Like a Pell's straight up on a wild cheetah. I mean, small dog. Not really. I like his small dog. That's it.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I don't even. Way different than a cheetah. He's out of Yorkshire. I don't even go next to any dog. So I'm just saying his, his dog is like, it's a cheetah. No,
Starting point is 00:27:54 it's just. You're good, John. Too much, too much, too much, Too much plugs. Too much plugs. We can't do it. We'll do it. We'll do it another time. We got a good plug. Because Bob came in with something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you get it. This is sleep at me.
Starting point is 00:28:06 This is actually, this is for you. No, it's not. This is for you. Wait, were you even a snoring problem? No, I just wake up and I don't feel super refreshed and I'm constantly tired throughout the day. I heard it's bad for you if you don't have it. Maybe I should talk to a doctor, though, first. I thought that was a snoring machine, Gabe. XLR cable. It's actually a gaming machine. Not the sleep battery machine. No, it helps you. It just, what is it? Does oxygen? It pumps oxygen in you? I thought it's not. I don't want to mislead anybody. You'd be on that thing, huh? What happens if you don't have sleep apnea and you use it? It might be better. I heard LeBron James sits with it just like it. I heard it's bad. I heard you need a prescription to get one because it's bad if you don't have it and you use it.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Oh, we don't want to miss lady, buddy then. We don't want to do that. It's expensive and insurance will cover. That's what you need. I don't think it's bad. Gabe, they're Nine hundred bucks? Jesus, you were going to let me put my nose on it? No, don't touch that thing. If that's been anywhere to Gabe's mouth or nose, don't hear you. He's going to charge you after, but it's like whatever. So I wouldn't go near that fucking thing.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Yeah, I don't know. Don't go near it. It's Gabe's fucking crazy things. Stay away. Maybe you should game with it. We don't want to kill, we don't want to kill Post-Balone. Is it on or not? You won't kill.
Starting point is 00:29:18 It's oxygen. I don't know. It's okay. I just like, I like holding it. Yeah, I definitely feel like, I feel better already. they do say it does wonders though for you I want to try it I mean I got to I guess
Starting point is 00:29:31 who do you talk to about this type of thing Gabe I've probably just consult the physician I would consult a physician This is sick though Do you sleep this is I mean this is dumb question Do you sleep well?
Starting point is 00:29:46 No sir No I'm a terrible sleeper I am the worst sleeper Why do you think that is though? I don't know I'm super anxious all the time And then I wake up and I don't feel good
Starting point is 00:29:54 Like I don't feel like 100% and then throughout the day I'm just like oh man I'm so fucking tired Do you drink a lot of caffeine? Yeah I mean yeah But then I see like my friends They're like
Starting point is 00:30:07 You know Everybody's doing their own shit And then I'm like I want to hang out with you guys But I'm so beat And I'm like you guys don't live Necessarily a healthier lifestyle than me Why can't I hang in there with you
Starting point is 00:30:18 And on tour it's just like I used to be able to go and drink And party and hang out and shit But now I just I can't do it I can't. I, like, get off stage and I go to bed and I feel like a piece of shit. Like, my back hurts, my legs hurt.
Starting point is 00:30:32 And I don't know. I don't know if this will solve it, but I'm like. What do you do? What do you do for the anxiety? Are you a medicated guy that, or do you do natural ways? No, sir. I want to go and check it out, see if there's any way to help. But, I mean, I just, right now I just kind of hang out with it, make it work.
Starting point is 00:30:48 So you have bad days like any Bales does. Very much so. Yeah, because when I have bad days, it's the worst. When you wake up and you just know it's that day, there's nothing. And then once in a while, I'll do it. occasional Xanax to help but at the end of the day they say you know the Xanax is probably not the best option yeah right it's it's I don't know have you I'm just trying to make it work have you has it always been like this for you or is it something that's happened recently I feel like
Starting point is 00:31:10 it was it was a more recent thing I smoked some I used to I used to smoke weed a lot and then one day and it's hard to say that and not sound like a douche no I used to fuck I smoke weed all the fucking time but no I used to smoke a lot of weed and And then one time, I just got some wild stuff that I think was laced. And then ever since, I haven't felt the fucking same. And I talked to somebody about this recently, too. It's like, it's almost like you're watching your life, but it's a movie. Like, you're watching it happen.
Starting point is 00:31:41 It's like, I don't remember who I was talking to. But it's called depersonization or something. And I was like, you feel that way too? And I was like, oh, shit. And I don't know. It's just super strange, man. So you felt, you felt like, dude, you're a legend. he's not touching that fucking you felt like you felt like you were in a movie when you smoked no no just like ever since then i felt like i'm not actually like living my life like living my life i'm just watching it happen really it's super interesting thing from one experience from one thing and i felt like this was like i was like curled up i was like call my fucking mom like all this shit wait from smoking the weed yeah i don't know what was in it but i used to smoke a lot too like i used to smoke every day and then yeah i started smoking then i would just start to trip out and then it just started to like but it's
Starting point is 00:32:26 weird because I used to smoke every day, like hit bong. Yeah, yeah. I'm an immediate, I'm going to get that fucking thing away for me. I'm an immediate 911 guy. So if I, if I'm having a bad trip or a bad panic tag from, I always am a 911 guy. Are you a hot sleeper? I'm a hot sleeper, too. This thing's, I like it.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Rit that, rip that shit. I like that. I've been on it for two years. I don't think he wants to. Really? You should not try it that one? Well, yo, post. I will.
Starting point is 00:32:52 You're hesitant because it's gay. It's straight. I don't think. I don't want me. He doesn't just. my nose. He's not missing anything by not doing it. Maybe you get him a new tube or something. Wait, so you have this is a fascinating subject to me.
Starting point is 00:33:05 It's scary. Is that thing I'm done with? Yeah. Is there a, that thing is just. No more sleep apnea shit, Gabe. Would you ever have, do you ever have the panic attacks? Yeah. I got them. I get them all the time lately too. Yes, sir. It's rough. Like, it feels like a heart attack. And then you go to the doctors like plenty in times and you're like, what's wrong with me? And they're like, nothing really. Right. But you're like, but I feel like shit.
Starting point is 00:33:28 How long ago was that experience? The bad experience you had. Probably five years ago, four, five years ago. So I haven't smoked. I smoked a little bit. But like, ever since then, I don't really do it. It's just weird. Has it ever, has it ever happened where that anxiety's gotten so crazy on, like, stage during a performance? No, sir. It's pretty distracting up there. So I kind of just forget, like, I'll, you know, like, I'll just go up there. And if I'm like, you got to be a little hammered, because I get super. anxious right before but once you get a couple songs in yeah then it it starts to feel normal you know have you guys seen him live before yeah i saw him i was at michael rubens for the uh fanatics
Starting point is 00:34:04 party you were there too fanatic yeah yeah so where were where did you that was that was fun that was a lot of fun that was absolutely out of my mind that day that was a lot of fun that was the that was the last year before co that was the last year before covid right and that was in miami yes sir it was pouring fucking rain i've seen posty in toronto long time ago that was dope thank you man Thanks for coming out, guys. I saw you at Red Rocks. Oh, fuck yeah. What a cool show.
Starting point is 00:34:29 21 Savage, right when beer bongs and balance out. Sure, yeah. One of the greatest shows of ever seen. Dude, thank you so much. That venue is like a special place. That's such a cool fucking place. And I get to hang out with Never Shot Never There, which is pretty cool. Chris Drew.
Starting point is 00:34:40 What was your most memorable performance you ever had? Oh, man. Live. The most fun, anything. Probably Portugal. That was just such a, the energy was crazy. I'd never been there before. That was just a fun show.
Starting point is 00:34:55 like the energy was just like so like from what the fans yeah yeah it was just so cool like every show's fucking awesome anytime i'm able to go out there and just fucking sing songs with people and just like do my best to spread positivity with it with everybody and enjoy these songs um with people in a whole different way every night it's just it's incredible you seem like a guy that wants to go out there and give the people like their money's worth yeah i mean i mean that's what i know no erran he wants to fuck people over no there's hey bro there's there's there's people People that go out there that don't take it as serious as others. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:28 And I've seen a lot of concerts. You agree? If Trey agrees, I'll give you credit. Bobby, shut the fuck up over there, right? If Trey agrees, proceed, please. No, he's very humble. 100%.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Bro, he gives it. It means everything to him. His fans mean everything. Like, he takes everything 100% serious. Like, he'll flip on me about it. Like, he don't care. I think I've missed one show, maybe two shows in my home. His whole career, two shows.
Starting point is 00:35:52 When I left there, I felt, and I was talking to who I went with, I was like, dude, I've never. I've never seen a performance like that where an artist cared so much. Yeah, man, it's just like, even if, like, I know I'm going to be fucked tomorrow, you still got to, like, bust your ass, like, with every note. Do your best. You know, do your best because people pay good money, they, you know, spent their money on this shit.
Starting point is 00:36:10 And that's why I hate missing shows, too. And it's just like, man, I'll be dead sick and I'll be like, oh, fuck it, let's do it. Let's do the best that we can and we can rest after. You know what I mean? It's just, I don't know. You were stuck in Denver. You remember, you probably don't remember, but we're stuck in Denver, connecting Denver's Denver's the worst
Starting point is 00:36:25 It's so scary Air planes wise Airplanes wise Airplanes are fucking Do you fly? I do fly I don't like it No sir
Starting point is 00:36:35 I fucking hate it It's the worst Why I mean it's so scary Those things are never going down What happened with that one incident Oh man so scary What incident
Starting point is 00:36:42 Don't even tell me Is that not a Why Sorry I don't know The guy that's afraid to pet the dog I mean I mean we're at I mean they
Starting point is 00:36:53 So we took off and the landing, we had to, so we took off and it turned out the hatch was out open. So we had to go back down and land. And then we took off again and the landing gear blew up and blew a hole in the wing. No way. And so we had, no, that's not what happened? You didn't see the hole in the wing? The latch. So they said the door was saying it was open when we took off.
Starting point is 00:37:15 It was making a noise. So we had to go back. They said that we had to go back and land. And then we went back and landed so they could fix the door. door thing that said it was open when we was when we took off where we landed and took back off a tire popped and then another tire popped the landing gear yeah yes landing gear well so two tires popped it was like the jet blue fly yeah and we took off and then they took they went back around and said hold on we have to do a fly bike me and him's look at each other he's already scared
Starting point is 00:37:45 of flying bro like this was like one of the moments in our life that I'll never forget and that's why I didn't want to speak about it when he's like let's talk about it really sucked yo I got it Were they getting rid of the fuel? Is that why? Bro, I didn't even get there yet. How are you so knowledge? Because I fucking study my shit. Bro.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I study my fucking shit. Bro. So the two tires burst. We fly. They said they're going to do a fly-by. Smart. I don't know how smart the pilots. Oh, they are.
Starting point is 00:38:10 They're my guys. Yeah, yeah. We took off smart. They didn't put the landing gear back up. They said they're going to do a fly-by. So we land, we don't land. We go lower. So where we just took off from at Tino World can look underneath the plane.
Starting point is 00:38:22 And that's how we found out the two-tile. So to what you just said, we had to fly for five, six hours. Boston, New York, back. Boston, New York, we in a circle for five, six hours, and then landed on two tires. Yeah. I never, I don't, it's not something I want to remember. Was it sparking? Was it sparking when you land?
Starting point is 00:38:39 Yeah, I'm sure. He said there was a hole in the wing. There was something. But like, it was not really funny. Do the pilots tell you what's going on? I don't know. I mean, they're just like panicking up in the front. If I'm a pilot, I don't tell them because then I just go crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Is that fucked up? Depends on the situation. I don't even remember. I was like, give me that wine now. Yeah, did you just get really lit? Like, yo, there's only one answer. It's so weird, man. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:07 But you're always, you're always flying probably. When you're flying, you're always flying private, right? I honestly like flying commercial more. Same. It's way safer. It's way safer. I'll take an Airbus 321 all day. The turbulence isn't as bad.
Starting point is 00:39:19 It's just dumb. Airplanes are dumb. Problem is, if you fly commercial, though, everybody bothers you at the airport, yeah? Not really. I try to get there, like, early. Yeah. Like, try to get there early.
Starting point is 00:39:32 And I can just... He's sitting in the private room, but then he goes to the place. Sorry, Drey, I don't experience the life of Post-Belone. I'm trying to learn here. Yeah. He said, I get there. He's too humble, bro. This guy's too humble.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Jay takes my private room. Yeah. He's in regular checkout security lines. I do get there early. I feel like I get there early. Do you have TSA pre? My dad gets there, like, six hours. Do you have TSA free? No, sir.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I don't have TSA free or I might have clear. I don't know. You're standing in the main line like that? You ever got a random ID check? When they do the clear? No. They don't know who you are? No. So what they do is if you use clear, you put your fingers, your eyeballs. The problem is if you put your eyeballs in that thing, in the clear machine you look
Starting point is 00:40:10 in, you can see the sins from last night that you committed, your eyes are all red. So I never fucking do the eyes. I do the fingertips, put it in, and then fucking, that's that. It's rough, man. I don't think I've ever done that. I think they usually like so we have like greeters and they take us but I feel so bad like they're like okay you you go there and I'm like oh I can't do it like uh you know unless we're in a super rush I'm like I can't like in the Maldives they were like I went to the Maldives for vacation and then the greeter was like yeah you're all right you're good dude and I'm like I really can't so I just just sat in the back of the line and ready to go right yeah fucked out I ain't what was your decision when you're you're good dude and I'm like I really can't so I just sat in the back of the line ready to go right yeah what was your decision when you're you like decided to go to move to Utah
Starting point is 00:40:54 LA's rough for me it's too much it's hard to focus how long ago is that three years two years four years four years ago why Utah I don't know just random yeah Utah's beautiful
Starting point is 00:41:11 it's absolutely gorgeous we did a show there we did a show and there was like supposedly this amount of people supposed to show up and then like just so many more people showed up than we thought And I was like this is super fucking cool One of our guys Jimmy Gamow Just went on a romantic hiking trip in Utah
Starting point is 00:41:28 Hell yeah Hell yeah See I've never even been up there Really? Yeah Was it with a sorry Post was with a girl Yeah just yeah Not just sick Utah's apparently nice yeah
Starting point is 00:41:37 Sick He saw the mountains Because he kept trying to get me to go there bro I'm like why would you move to Utah It's so cold But Dre you like the action Sometimes Post might like Just kind of get away right
Starting point is 00:41:48 I'm like just a fucking gamer Like I'm like I don't want to leave I don't need to leave the house. I don't need to do anything. And you built like a doomsday bunker down there? We're working on some cool stuff. We're working on some cool stuff. So we got a little underground part in the guest house.
Starting point is 00:42:01 I'm trying to get more land kind of like a couple hours away from where I live right now. Trying to get like a thousand acres and do some cool stuff. So are you prepping for like a potential? The world's crazy. It is fucked right now. It's crazy. But you got room in that bunker if anything goes, sure. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:42:18 I actually feel like that's going to happen in our lifetime. I think in our lifetime, like, it's going to be like, you don't want to be selective who you have to bunk with down there? You know what? I think as long as there's room, everybody's good. You're that guy that invites to everybody. If you guys show up quick, I don't see why I'm at. You're that guy that's like, everybody's welcome, and Dre's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Trey's get the fuck out post. I let Dre make the decision. Wait, how do you think the world's going to end if it ever ends? I don't know, man. There's so many different ways. Wait, bro, do you believe in aliens? Yes, sir. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:42:51 what do you got well if uh there's an apocalypse what's your weapon of choice um probably like a like a stop sign that i fashioned into a axe and you would go out there and kill that's a super post apocalyptic no no we just go in the bunker we just go in the bunker and chill it do you think aliens are already here yes they've been here for like a long time i think so i think so i don't know man i don't know if they're like humans from the future because if you think about like all accounts of aliens they're all bipedal and they're have eyes just like us. What if they're just us from like a thousand years in the future and they're here to like
Starting point is 00:43:25 see what the fuck is where shit went wrong or if the, you know, I don't know. Because who says aliens got to look like humans anyways? It could be like fart clouds. No, we have no fucking idea what's going on. There's too much shit out there. It's no idea. Our brains can't fathom it. The one thing is scary if they're smarter than we are.
Starting point is 00:43:40 We're only as our senses, right? Yeah. At the end of the day. Yeah. If they're smarter than we are, then we're fucked. Very much so. And which they probably are, right? Not if we all have a stop sign axes.
Starting point is 00:43:48 No, you're like football pads with spikes on them and shit. You'd go ride show You'd hide out You wouldn't fight I'd just be singing Better now down And the fucking fuck go with him Fucking just kicking a chill
Starting point is 00:43:57 And drinking butt lights And smoking darts I swear the government Already is so fucking around atop That's what I'm cool down here man Exactly Like we got a post Malone concert Down here
Starting point is 00:44:05 While all you get it fucked up Yeah I swear the the Pentagon said That there is UFOs There is shit No there is shit My dad even My dad doesn't believe in aliens
Starting point is 00:44:15 But he was like I don't know He's probably too stubborn To be like Yeah I guess they said, well, I mean, how much can you actually trust what the government says anyways? I was hammered the other day. I was hammered the other day.
Starting point is 00:44:28 I wasn't driving, obviously, but I had somebody with me. I almost did because we were making that drive through right where Area 51 is. And I was almost like, fuck it. Let's just do it. And let's drive through the fucking gate and let's just fucking go. I almost, that was close, but I pussyed out. Yeah, that's scary. That's cap.
Starting point is 00:44:44 That's cap. That would be the best part of being. That's cap. We're close to Area 51? There's so many secrets out there. Like, can you imagine? Good news is I have clearance at those places, Stony.
Starting point is 00:44:53 You don't know anyone at area 50 one. No fucking way you know something like that. I got fucking clearance. Don't worry. You got clear at Area 50. I got clear. I put my fingertips in.
Starting point is 00:45:01 I would be in the eyes and fucking in. You'd have to get it then. Yeah, I know. I'd definitely get it. How much is it like 50 bucks? For the clear. I definitely get it's 150. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Okay, I got it. I got it. I'd definitely do that. Clear better be cut us a check for this fucking episode. I know shit. That's my next fucking follow. You should just bleep it out
Starting point is 00:45:16 every time we say the name of the brand. so what is so what's so right now you did you take a little break with all your music stuff was it before this album yes sir so you took a little break and the break was just because you were doing your album on and off um on and off and um working on it and losing focus losing momentum losing drive um for a second i just didn't want to make music really and then yeah and then something just changed And I was like, fuck it, man. This is why I'm here. What the hell would you do if you weren't making music?
Starting point is 00:45:53 Good question. Well, like, you've achieved a lot. You're probably like, you know, you've made some money to you can kind of just chill and live life at that point too, right? Do what you want to do? But you still got to have some. Well, what made you lose that passion? I don't know. You know, as a kid and being at a certain part, you know, what you love doing becomes a job.
Starting point is 00:46:15 I'll grab one of those, too, because there's a flavor. in particular lemon lime oh johnny can i get that watermelon whatever you recommend let me try that wild cherry those are the watermelon is on my hand i got one of these right here i don't mind watermelons good anything thank you very much sir um yeah for you know whenever you what you love to do at a certain point it becomes your job and then it gets very hard to um say am i actually doing this for me and my fans or am i doing it to you know have a living, make a living. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:46:50 But it got to a point to where I was like, yeah, I do like fucking music. That's like, I love making music. This is what, like, I'm supposed to do. Like, this is what makes me happy. Is there a point when it felt like it went from being a passion to your job? Yeah. So that's like, like, you know, being on tour is very hard. And I love touring and I love singing songs with the fans.
Starting point is 00:47:14 But on my body, it's such an ass kicker. And so I'm like, okay, you know, And then Drey would be like, okay, now we got to do promo. Now we got to do all this shit. And I'm like, okay, you know, all right. I just want to make music. Yeah, you know, exactly. And it took, it took a minute to get to get back to that.
Starting point is 00:47:29 And I'm happy, happy we're there now. And I love, I love making music again. And I'm such a happy, happy, loud. That's good. It's great. Music is the best. Better now is my favorite song. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Is there the one you shouted out in the bar. Better now. I've listened to that in my car. Well, hold on. Every X that he's ever gone through and he's broken up with, he better now is the song. story that's playing yeah yeah but i don't really live up to lyrics that's the only candy paints an all-time banged thank you very much that that's that motivation though it's
Starting point is 00:47:55 better now did that come from anybody in particular in your life or was that just written off i just i like i like writing songs that um loosely based on experiences but songs that will i guess help out whoever needs help you know and and and and very much so like people singing these songs and and you know live and at the shows and shit and that's just such a great feeling because to see how many people have related to these songs and how many people it's helped it's like it's just super bitching man it's so cool what was the process like for this album um for the longest time we were just kind of running around couldn't figure out what to do kept trying to make songs i couldn't make beats i was like
Starting point is 00:48:40 i'm terrible at this now and then just one one day we were like okay fuck it and then we went to malibu and finished it all up and um just made an album you know is there anything that's like different about this album than stony beer bongs and bentley because this one like i've gone through the lyrics it's a little darker yes sir it's pretty dark yes sir it's at times and and and it's very i wanted to do a record that is very it's genuine and i've been to these places and there's been highs and there's been fucking lows and honestly uh this is the record that brought you know like my passion back to it to to making music and um it's it feels so good to be able to get um you know all these thoughts and and these words off my chest and express myself to to people again and
Starting point is 00:49:35 and you know i wanted to make a very honest album um an honest record and um that's what i felt like making it and you know living through those lows and those highs and all that shit and I don't know I love it I love it. What was Lewis Bell's contribution? He's just
Starting point is 00:49:57 a fucking legend. Just an overall legend. Production he records me. He recorded every song, vocals and without Lewis Bell, I don't know. He's just the best to ever fucking do it. And he's
Starting point is 00:50:13 such a legend and such a sweet man and the smartest dude in the universe, he knows about frequencies and shit. What? What? All kinds of frequencies. He's a frequency man. Really? Yeah. That's a tough thing to understand.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Frequency is no idea. I have to talk about outer space shit. We're going to get back to that again later. Yeah, I have no idea. He's just the sweetest and the smartest and he really makes everything fucking happen. And he's like one of my best friends in the universe. just did he come with you did he come
Starting point is 00:50:45 did you get did you come to do you did you go to montana yes sir this is a long time ago what was the montana trip i was who was the montana don't look at me look at him he was there i heard there was a he was the sober guy i want to always i wanted to fucking montana that's my thing i've never these are the screwy days man i've never been to montana
Starting point is 00:51:05 is fucking beautiful you talk about utah being beautiful it's absolutely gorgeous Montana is fucking beautiful absolutely gorgeous so what was that crew who's the crew um Justin John Chahidi John Chahidi Is he godfather
Starting point is 00:51:17 What up Shehidi You got you with the godfather Josh Goodwin What a legend There's just by the way You must be important Is that major
Starting point is 00:51:24 What the fuck? What's up, dude? Come on You must be important Don't you want to major in Yeah I was in the bits You were there right
Starting point is 00:51:34 Montana Thank you, I was Yeah I was the I was the emissette I'm sorry Am I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:51:41 Am I'm just you I'm going Am I just allowed to invite people? Yes. Post, you read it's like the weakest link. You know the weakest link? You're allowed to eliminate it any time. It's the fucking weakest link.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Come on in. Pop off. You look too cool. You look too. The outfit's too on point. Yeah, we can show this mic. Me and Eric are to take each other holes in the hands. What year was that?
Starting point is 00:52:03 Do you remember? I have no idea. I'm trying to think. I have no idea. How do you both have most? idea what year he's was you both because he's on the screwies majors on the screws too
Starting point is 00:52:19 yeah oh Z were you on the screwdrivers or no what's the screwdriver okay never mind you weren't no no no the mushrooms you do mushrooms I like mushrooms oh shit fuck that I don't think anybody
Starting point is 00:52:33 remembers anything about that so wait so how can you do mushrooms but not smoke weed now I don't know what's like you microdosedrooms I love it yeah I love microdosing I love mega dosing. I love kicking it. Fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:46 I love running around. I feel so fast. But a good thing is that there's therapeutic purposes for mushrooms. Yeah. Which is awesome. People are using it and for therapy. You know, so not just for tripping. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:59 For going inward, which is great. Yeah. And I very much, I feel that like like. I can't sit this close to him. I'm sorry. No, not at all. Not at all. You sit right here.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Okay. Sit close to Kyle. No. Please sit. You sit. sit for a minute. I'm not, I can't sit there well, sit between them then.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I can already feel the information I have. Sure, Mike. Would you share a mic with him post? Of course. Come on over. Yeah, that's a fucking nice guy. You can share here. I'm going to stay right here.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Continue on. I feel like that was kind of a turning point too because you're right. Like they, like, a mood enhancer kind of. But it's hard like, you feel so lethargic and you don't feel like doing anything. And then you're just like, fuck, I'm so inspired
Starting point is 00:53:38 right now. And like, I actually have motivation to get up out of my room and go say hi to people and go talk to people you know it's just cool to i don't know i think they're a beautiful thing everything in moderation everything in the safe environment sir i have a question okay uh for somebody who suffers from anxiety and whatnot you seem like you could be a little nervous to take too many mushrooms that might lead you to something crazy and trip too hard is that something that you've ever done or dealt with it's always been such good positive energy around me and it's
Starting point is 00:54:09 and it's i guess it's important too whenever you're like high to like, if you got to go, go. Like, just go run around, do stuff. And it's just like, I don't know. It's such an interest. There's such, it's such a fucking cool thing. It's such a cool thing. It's natural too, right?
Starting point is 00:54:23 The album, there was a turning point with the album where he said, you like, yo, just get on my level before you understand. Like, let me just, before I talk to you about where we're going with this album, like, let's just get to this level. It was in Malibu. I was like, okay. But when I got there, I was like, wow. It's just inspiring.
Starting point is 00:54:40 It was another level of where he was going. and musically, like, and you had to be in this certain energy and atmosphere to understand where he was going with it, bro. Like, I start, that's when I started to get it. I got it before, but that's what I really understood how frequency mixes with this. Like, it's, it was next level. Lou is about frequencies. To what Major was saying, yeah, like, Lou was saying, no, trust me.
Starting point is 00:55:06 There are many nights now, like Major was saying, like, it just, I don't know, scientifically, that's why they're studying so much on. Is that help with, like, your creative or writing? I'd agree. I'd agree. I'd agree it helps with writing. I'd agree it helps with just like, just, I guess it's kind of energizing. You never tried them?
Starting point is 00:55:25 I have. You take the chocolate stuff? To tap into what you were saying, I think is important. It's very important. It's the set and setting where you take it. So, like, you know, instead of just taking it, like, take it with people you trust is important so that you don't have a bad experience. And then taking it in nature, I think, is a good.
Starting point is 00:55:42 starting point because it's connected you know connects us to nature in a sense rather than just taking it in an environment where you could have a bad trip and did not get like the therapeutic value from it but it does help with people with anxiety PTSD veterans had like a lot of help from it they're I don't know it's I feel like now more people are trying them yeah it's just important to just be safe it's just be safe and and they're there's crazy this subject came up because he's doing a lot of research on this is Yeah, yeah, but... It's divine time.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Let's get together. We were talking about Montana, and now they're all of a sudden talking about research of mushrooms and psychedelics. Psychedelic symphony. But he peer-pressure, do you want to take mushrooms? No.
Starting point is 00:56:25 He didn't peer pressure, we need to take him mushrooms. Me? No. No. Listen, can I tell you something like, I'm like, okay. I wouldn't say I'm... That's our YouTube cook thing right there is.
Starting point is 00:56:37 The Daredevil. Listen, no, I'm not saying I'm more than dare... No, no. I'm not saying I'm more to dare devil. because, like, he is, but, like, bro, this guy doesn't do nothing. He doesn't do no drugs. This guy does nothing. Like, he's never, I've never seen this guy on no drugs, no nothing.
Starting point is 00:56:51 So when he told me that he was going to take much, no, drinks a lot of beer, smoke cigarettes, we get hammered, and we have fun, we have a party, and we work out. But there's no, bro, never. So, I don't call it weed drugs. I'm not calling mushroom drugs because mushrooms come from the ground. So when he was like, okay, there's these shrewd chocolates or these gummies, I kind of felt like a little bit of a pussy. Like, if I'm not taking them, like, he's scared of everything. He's scared.
Starting point is 00:57:22 He won't do it. No, it's not peer pressure. He's scared. It's me saying, okay, he's scared of everything. This guy won't take it. You don't have to smoke weed anymore, bro. I remember when he used to. Not because I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Okay. Wait, bro. You are scared. You had a bad experience. So that's not true. No, I'm not scared. It's all right. Were you on shrooms when you believed ghosts were real?
Starting point is 00:57:41 Ghosts are real. Were you on shrooms when you thought that? Probably once. What do you believe in ghosts? They're real. Where are they? Well, what? Yeah, what's good with the ghost hunter?
Starting point is 00:57:51 I heard you're a ghost hunter. Amateur? Amateur? Amateur? Amateur paranormal investigator. Have you investigated any cases recently? Yeah, case file 402? So, yeah, you got like equipment and shit?
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yeah, I love it. What kind of like, equipment like he got like the the r em meter like maybe not r em r e something meter um you got all this shit who put he got all the equipment dot that that that that that that fucking nerd listen listen by the way we were well prepared we don't need this tv we don't need that that fucking tv off um no i love i have i have i have like you know i go with my boys there's a bunch of haunted fucking places in utah and um the we got the detectors they measure
Starting point is 00:58:40 electromagnetic spikes we got like the the old voice recorder because apparently it works better like on like an old digital recorder better off than your phone we got like these people try to make me do like dousing rods and shit where they like
Starting point is 00:58:56 cross and shit and I don't know how that works and I shake like a guy who shakes what do you mean like a suit like a ghostproof suit no sir that doesn't work you That's all fucking real people going. That's a movie bullshit.
Starting point is 00:59:11 I don't know. I've never heard of ghosts. You never seen a ghost? No. You never heard a ghost? Say, hello. No. Usually it's just fucking this guy
Starting point is 00:59:19 in the room next door to me. Have you? Yeah, dude, there's so much shit. There's so much shit. I've never had like a real paranormal. We should go. I've had one. I've had one of my life.
Starting point is 00:59:27 It's crazy. It's why I believe in ghosts. I stay at this place, Kyle. Yeah. It's called the Garrison Inn. Sarah Bannister. It's her name. Where is this fucking place?
Starting point is 00:59:36 Newburyport, Massachusetts. It's a little hotel. Haunted place. I fucking stayed there because I googled it and it was like the most haunted place in the area. Long story short,
Starting point is 00:59:45 I fucking stayed there I used to take when I was single to a couple girls there because it's like it's a cool experience with you or the girl like fuck
Starting point is 00:59:52 this place is haunted let's buy you know That's bullshit that's bullshit you think they're going to get scared and you can protect them
Starting point is 01:00:00 and like that's part of your game 100% Maybe I'll protect you It's all bullshit story But long story short before Zerrat interviewed me excuse me
Starting point is 01:00:08 interrupted me. I stayed there for four nights And after three nights, nothing I was like, this is bullshit, blah, blah, blah. Fourth night is three in the morning. Fucking out of nowhere. Shower turns on, full blast. Out of nowhere.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Light turns on in the bathroom. I wake up, walk in, go look in the bathroom. The only way that motherfucking bathroom come on is if you turn the handle, I looked in that room, I said, fuck this shit. I'm fucking out of here. Get my bags. I'm never coming back to you.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Did you leave the girl? there was no girl that time i stayed by myself room 429 so wait you were in the room by yourself i was in the room and if she was with me i would have left her fucking ass so fast but i'd never have gone back there and i will go back there again because i think sarah bannister and i the ghost had some chemistry not gonna fucking lie to you but at the end of day
Starting point is 01:00:58 yeah i believe in all of that after that moment because there's no way unless they're pulling some like plugs in the hotel and trick shit which they're not oh is you have you had like a there's too many experience like that? There's too many. What's like the craziest one? Man, we used to have a, my buddy's house was super, super, super haunted. Like, whenever I was a kid. And we would always go over to his house. And
Starting point is 01:01:18 like, you would hear shit, like I would sleep upstairs. Like, so they had a lot of money. So we went, there was upstairs here, and it was like a big, I don't know if you'd call it a banister. Sarah? What happened? I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:01:35 Sarah Bannister? Yeah, that was his ghost's name. No pun intended. proceed maybe it was her too proceed she's fucking everywhere but we went upstairs and we'd say upstairs on these couches and you would hear like the cat going crazy and you would go upstairs and you would like fucking throw up and then you would go downstairs and you would feel fine again and so like staying there and like early in the morning we were sleeping and it sounded like someone dropped a fucking bowling ball on the floor but underneath us so like it like hit the ceiling like right underneath the couch where i was staying and i was like holy fuck this is crazy so we all go downstairs and stay in like and they used to all stay in the same room in this house so it's a huge house but they all stayed in the same room because i'm sure they were fucking terrified and they would lock the door so you can get in there it was fucking terrifying and we would just hang out there you would hear the cat like being like so hurt it sounded like it was dying and you hear just like thuds like ball ball so why did you continue like x level i swear to god
Starting point is 01:02:35 why would you go over there all the time then because it was awesome Because it's a fucking experience Yeah, it's awesome Dude, your pussy ass would have been out there the next day Go stay in 429 and talk to me later So yo, when you go go something about Because it's actually interesting to me Like have you ever like caught something
Starting point is 01:02:49 Or like how does that work? Yeah, you catch voices all the time on the recorders Really? Like voices all the time. And you have recordings of that Like stored and shit? Before I die Can we go both together?
Starting point is 01:02:57 Dude, let's just go If next time you guys go Yo, I swear on my life Like I'm not fuck with you because you post-mologne I'm not fucking because you're with Dre London I'm not fucking you can get 20 security guys here Yeah Oh, I'm not.
Starting point is 01:03:09 He peer pressure you to take mushrooms. Bro, no, he wasn't. I told you that. I said, I thought I was pussy because he was taking mushrooms and I did it. Well, wait a second. So now I'm cool.
Starting point is 01:03:18 I know I can take one. What's the appearance for you to get him to come ghost hunting? Are we pro bono? Bro, I've had like fucking Drake and OVO's team, Mike, Mike, Matt Babel asking me, let's do a ghost show, this style, like, so this is no shows, there's no cameras.
Starting point is 01:03:32 This is just raw. Yeah, we go, but you got to record it because what have you see a fucking, What if you see Sarah? What if you see Sarah? She's like, I've been looking for you. Maybe she lives inside of you, Bob.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Don't fuck with me. I don't know. I don't know what she likes. I know. Post, what have you? I know, man. I'm trying. Salar me and you, we're in.
Starting point is 01:03:49 We're going, baby. We're going to catch that fucking ghost. And there's no suits. You can wear a suit. I usually just wear like a three piece. As long as I have some sort of weapon. I just wear like a fucking Cuban link. Stop sign.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Post. He should go. He's invited? But I'm curious. Oh, yeah. He's a good guy. I'll go front line if we want I can need the back of first
Starting point is 01:04:07 Why do you want to see it There's some And listen I love energy I love power energy I love spirit I love I love blessing
Starting point is 01:04:15 I love I love uplifting energy I love demon I love energy But like there's a higher energy And then there's an energy In other places I don't want to see
Starting point is 01:04:24 Wait What is the most haunted place On the fucking planet Let's fucking go there And put our fucking dicks In the table And go and approach the ghost We should go to
Starting point is 01:04:32 Fuckin Zagin's museum. Where's that? The Ghost Adventures guy, it's in Vegas. It's fucking crazy. You've gone there before? Yeah, it's insane. We touched the most haunted box in the world.
Starting point is 01:04:42 We opened it. And I ran the fuck away. And I've never touched the most haunted box. You don't want to know where it was. Damn, Sarah. Shout out to Sarah. Don't you worry. I've touched the most haunted box.
Starting point is 01:04:51 Go ahead. Continue on, Mr. That might be your best line you ever had. For real. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. Fucking A, Bob. Nice.
Starting point is 01:05:00 I mean, throw you up. Well, so is he. You know, it was actually that. It was actually that. Plain video. Yeah, he's actually, he's talking about the same box. You're a line for you, Zabby.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Thank you, my lord. Loads up. But, yeah, I've been doing way too much RP on Dungeons and Dragons. Sounds like a Harry Potter line. Do you like Harry Potter or no? I fucking love Harry Potter.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Do you know who Morning Myrtle is? Yeah. You do? Harry Potter is, like, you got to, you got to, I have a wife that I'm going to marry. So I'm saying hypothetically If you're gonna schmooze a girl
Starting point is 01:05:37 Which you already know how to do The best way to do it is fucking Harry Potter and the fucking What do you like more Harry Potter? Which Harry Potter's the best though I like one Grong Yeah one's fucking
Starting point is 01:05:49 I think Chamber of Secrets I'd agree I'd say too Chambers lit chamber's good You guys aren't diehard Harry Potter I'd say skip Ascaband and then Gobble of Fires also Skip Ascaband Yeah I'd agree It's pretty boring
Starting point is 01:06:00 I don't like it Gobblet of Fires The Gobble Fire is fantastic That uncle was an asshole Who's that fat guy that fucking put him in the closet? No, that was, dude, that was a guy from Ascaband in that, he, that No, the first of Aspen was really good.
Starting point is 01:06:11 The first fucking, uh, do you like Attack of the Clones? Yeah, of course. I think Attack of the Clones gets a bad rep, but there's so much lower. How do you not like Attack of the Clones, though? People say the second one's terrible. What's your favorite Star Wars movie?
Starting point is 01:06:25 Three. Episode three. Which is, what's the title on that one? Revenge of the Sith. Oh, yeah. Well, that's lit. Right, isn't that the one? That's a new one. Yeah, but I like, I think three is the best.
Starting point is 01:06:36 The lava fight scene with, uh, Anakin is like insane. But you got, Darth Mall. You do acting. Do you, would you ever do any, like, writing? I've hardly called it acting. It's getting beat up in movies for the most of it. Would you ever do any, like, script writing or something like that? Fuck, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:51 I'm actually, this is like, I don't know. I have a couple ideas for a couple of movies, but. Let's hear him. It's so hard. And it's okay. I'm not letting everybody steal these $10 trillion dollars. Tell us. Tell us all your seats.
Starting point is 01:07:03 But it's so hard. I don't even know where you start to make a movie. Like all these ideas I have, I'm like, oh, that's actually a pretty good idea. I like Google it. There's nothing like about it. And I don't even just, how do you fucking get started? What do you do? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:07:19 Like, who fucking knows? Like, what do you do? I know, imagine coming up with like Harry Potter. Yeah. And then you're just like, yo, can we make a movie? They're like, no. What are you fucking talking about? I know you got a project on the mix.
Starting point is 01:07:28 I'm not bringing it up. Yeah, no way. I know a project coming up. We're working on some shit too. Tyler's working on something. Writing a sci-files? You know what I hear about it? I mean, you want to bring it up to him.
Starting point is 01:07:37 I mean, you have to him. I can't. No, we're always just, I think with our platform, we can do, like, other stuff besides what we're doing. We could do, like, scripted stuff or, like,
Starting point is 01:07:43 an animated series. Yeah. I think of something would be cool for full send. You guys are like... I love who you just give away. The animated series, what you just said? You want to start an animated series?
Starting point is 01:07:52 What's your favorite anime? Mine's SpongeBob. To jerk off to or to? Which one? SpongeBob is one of the best cartoons of all time. I'm sorry. My bad, Dre, I'm sorry. Were you a big Dragon Ball Z guy?
Starting point is 01:08:04 I love Dragon Ball Jee. Just as forewarning, I don't think SpongeBob is an anime, guys. Well, there you go. There's your clickbait, too. I don't do that. I don't do that shit. We don't do ClickBade. Wait, what did you say?
Starting point is 01:08:14 That's all Kyle. Kyle. Wait, what did you say? What did you say? I don't give a fuck. I'm out. I don't think we need to use anime in the title for Post. It'll just be like post Malone, peer pressures,
Starting point is 01:08:24 Drey London to take mushrooms, ghosts everywhere. Think SpongeBob is an anime. why he's so cussed up that, bro, I told you it didn't happen. It's okay. It's okay. I'm not scared of smoking weed either. Dre, if I do mushrooms with anybody in my life, it's going to be you. Everyone just freaks their hat off. What's your favorite Shrek movie? I don't watch Shrek.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Number one. Whoa, why are you so disdainful towards Shrek? No, I'm not disdainful at all. I just never had the time and the... Donkeys is so funny, man. Wait, bro, like, what's your favorite genre? What's your movie? Because you're all over.
Starting point is 01:08:55 I love everything. Huh? I like everything. I like horror movies. He's like a top three? Top three genres or top three movies? That's hard. Lord of the Rings, one, two, and three.
Starting point is 01:09:05 Yeah. Probably. Yeah, they're just, I love sitting and binging for 12 hours and, like, I pull up the bed pan and just watch all of them. I stopped at the last season, I think. I remember it was big on tour, like, whenever, like, one of the tours we did. And we watched it, like, every night. And then I just stopped.
Starting point is 01:09:25 I don't remember, I don't want to spoil too much whenever I cut it off just in case people have never since spoiled. Gandoff the Gray or Gandoff of the Wrenes? Is that movie like 30 years old? If you haven't seen it, you're fucking... He's got to go with the visor guys first. Like, whatever. Gandalf the Grey smokes, smokes pipe meat.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Yeah, he was the OG. Yeah, he smokes hell of fucking blunts. Yeah, Bob, go ahead with your shitty question. No. By a shitty question? I'm fucking with you. No, I'm actually just sitting here pretty normally. Talking about over there.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Wise ass. Oh, you good. Go ahead. Come over there and slap you. Sorry, folks, go ahead. It's okay. No, it's okay. Gandoff.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Oh, here he is. There he is. is coming in hot coming in hot you wanted that moment like so bad so bad so what is it so you don't do you go out outside just performing and entertaining and all that
Starting point is 01:10:13 do you ever just sometimes just go out and be like fuck it I want to go to sports bar with the boys watch some games whatever in a normal kind of way that the average person does I go to B-dubs oh let's go it's a sensitive subject post let's fucking get into it baby
Starting point is 01:10:29 Sit the fuck back down Sit the fuck back down Sit back down Post Yo, you just ruined his day This is the best day of my life Sit back down, Bob Pob
Starting point is 01:10:41 Good job Wait No please Bob Bob Bob You couldn't pay me 20 fucking million dollars Or a fucking Pitchell
Starting point is 01:10:55 Absolutely not There's no read Post Bob used to be the voice of Buffalo Wow until they took my throat and cut it. Wow. Dude 26. I didn't know. I didn't
Starting point is 01:11:06 I didn't mean. Yeah, I did do something. I said I'm partner up with the note scores. They said, we're out. I said, alright. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I like Hooters. Hooters is the way to go. I like Hooters. For the wings. I like Rick Ross's place. What's the other wing place? Wingstop is great. Is it anywhere anywhere you can get Buffalo wings. Don't give you
Starting point is 01:11:26 I feel like B-Dubs is better than Wingsdale, though. Yeah. Beat-ups is the best. I will say this. I don't care. I will say this. I don't care if this shows, the show sells for $150 million.
Starting point is 01:11:36 I'm fucking out. Ever since you left, their quality has gone down. Well, thank you, it means a lot to me. It means a lot. And that was... And we're good.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Yo, business is booming at that spot. I actually went through. It looked like fucking black fry. It literally was like the recession. When I drive by all their locations now, it's like closed down this yellow tape, caution tape over all the locations.
Starting point is 01:11:56 ever since I left B-dubs Yeah, don't say it so Sorry, sorry You keep saying it It helps them It helps them Don't say it so much
Starting point is 01:12:06 Just drop a little thing Yeah, no is it It was a yeah Wishing the best luck You know I'd say I think they changed I'm gonna refer to Dre Lundon here To handle this from here
Starting point is 01:12:14 Why? You like wings a lot I like wings I like boneless wings You like the fucking tank I'm sorry That is a hot tag Those are good I had to say that every fucking day
Starting point is 01:12:23 But those are good 30,000 times No right Bone in. Bone in's better. It's weird. How are you a boneless guy?
Starting point is 01:12:30 Easier. Yeah. Easier. That's fair. Boneless at BDubs is really good. It is good. Extra crispy, extra wet. So good.
Starting point is 01:12:36 I love VDoh. It's not even funny. It's so weird. It didn't pop in. I fucking love that place, bro. By the way. It's weird. Because I was going to say the same thing.
Starting point is 01:12:44 You know what posts? Parm garlic. Would you like it back? Yo, 26 different sauces and seasoning. That's what they say. If B-dubs came to the godfather and dropped out on one knee, I would take it back just because. just because I'm a nice guy like you.
Starting point is 01:12:57 I'm a humble guy. Very humble guy. And that's why I'm going to segue to some of the great things you've done in your career. Break away from B-dubs for a minute. All right. Where's your segue?
Starting point is 01:13:10 My segue is there. Come on text, Bob. My phone is bad service and hide here. That service. Just give me a minute post. One second. Kyle, you got anything? Yeah, the segue was crazy.
Starting point is 01:13:25 Yeah, yo, Bob, fuck yeah, bro. Should we go back and talk about beatups? Yeah, dude. Okay, so have you tried the Doritos, Buffalo Wild Wings flavor? It's not that good. Poe's your fucking me. No, you're fucking me right now. But it's fine.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Yeah, I have tried them. And guess what happened? I was in the bathroom for four hours, shitting my brains out and fucking puke it in the fucking bathroom. And that's it. You know? It's a story. End of the story.
Starting point is 01:13:49 I used to, by the way, you did something nice for somebody on tour, right? I just read. John texted me. I used to take care of a kid with autism for five years. So I worked with this kid who had autism, working for five years. You did something similar, nice for somebody that was. Yeah, we were at, we were out eating. I was eating with a couple buddies.
Starting point is 01:14:08 And somebody bought me a drink. And I came over and it was this family and they were just hanging out. And he, they go, he just turned 21 today. And he's having his first beer. And he was a big post-blown fan. Yeah, man. He was like the sweetest fucking dude in the universe. And the family was like,
Starting point is 01:14:24 so sweet and um it's just i don't know it was just cool that just being shown love and and being able to show love back so what did you do you were like let's go to the what did you did you we just sat got him a beer and we just hung out and talk for a couple minutes like you go just hung out and then went outside took some took some pictures and and you know he was having the fucking time of his life and so was i i mean everybody was so kind jesus joe you're a fucking nicest guy we're welcoming in gabe into the show here Nice, sir. So guys.
Starting point is 01:14:54 You got a new fat? Yeah, I got on your car. Of course. Is this your hat? Give me a question. Say it again. Is this your hat? Yeah, that's my.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Dude, thank you so much, man. That's yours now. Thank you so much, man. Yeah, of course. Would you ever, would you ever get a tattoo? By the way, Kyle, we've had this debate. You have how many tattoos right now? Like just three.
Starting point is 01:15:12 How many tattoos do you have? Ten. Ten? At least ten. And you're a cat? Because this is my thing. I can't pull off tattoos. You don't have any.
Starting point is 01:15:22 I was zero. I was thinking about it. Are you afraid of needles or what? No, it's just more like the permanent. It's going to be there permanently. Posty, you've been doing tattoos on people, right? I have been doing tattoos on. Is that like a recent thing?
Starting point is 01:15:34 Mm-hmm. If you want one, I'll hook you up, too. It's safe. It's safe. I think we should make, like, some sort of bed or something, like... I mean, no. Like, beer pong, posting gets the tattoo, I can't refuse it. Wow.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Beer pong for a tattoo? Done. I'm in. But anything you want on it. Oh, man. What's the best? You could, you could tell me. Tattoo Buffalo Wild Wings on it.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Well, you guys fucking probably are avid players. Yo, if, yo, the B-dubs Tats. Yeah, well, guess what? Bob, I texted you. All right, everybody. Let's like you go see my own fucking thing. Bob, I texted you earlier and I said, maybe high-stakes beer pong tonight.
Starting point is 01:16:07 You said, I am down for whatever bet. I did say that, so I will live up to my word. $10 million. You know, we're not, we're not selling out fucking Madison Square Garden right now. Neither, my. All right. Yes, you are. Neither am.
Starting point is 01:16:20 We're waiting. Post. I don't know you are. Before. You're the biggest fucking thing in the world. You're the biggest thing in the world. It's been, nah,
Starting point is 01:16:27 it's been three years since I've done anything. What was your biggest game? What was your biggest bet on Pong? I think I lost 20 grand to somebody once. I'll play with 20 grand anytime. And, okay. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:16:36 but who'd you lose 20 grand to? Some guy. Some guy's about to be this fucking guy. Yeah, I don't, I don't even remember, man. By the end,
Starting point is 01:16:45 you know it's a real fucking night if everybody's just like, okay, this shirt's fucking up my shot. So you take your shirt off. But your pants are fucking, out my shot you take your pants off who's the big you guys know what I'm talking
Starting point is 01:16:56 I don't know with that one no idea with that one I heard about two dudes in the room taking their pants on cable like Like who's just elbowing all day Behind the scenes There's some there's some dirty elbowers out there man And they try to sneak it That's why you have to have a person on each side
Starting point is 01:17:11 To monitor it Yeah very much so you need You need unofficial judges and shit Sometimes if the table's long like I don't know how long That table is over there But if the table's long you can get away with elbows because the game goes faster. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Because you don't want to be like... You know, it takes too long sometimes. I'm trying to get drunk too. Yeah. All right. I'll do this. I'll get a buffalo wild wings. No.
Starting point is 01:17:31 Hand tat. No handtap. Big logo. My ass. That's it. Or is that a pussy way to do it? I think anywhere is just fine. If I beat you three in a row, forehead bang.
Starting point is 01:17:44 No, I just won't. I want one game. I want one game. Me and my partner that I choose against you and your partner. That's not fair, though, because I'm not as good. Like, just. like with anything in life, I'm not as good as I once was. But I was good
Starting point is 01:17:56 once. But you are, you, your history is being a strong beer pump. I used to, that's my history. So you can't back. So what's, what's the, what's the, what's my, what do I have to do? I mean, you've got to cut a check. If you lose. Fuck. How much?
Starting point is 01:18:12 My in trouble? Jump, Dre's yelling at me. Am I in trouble? Yo, Dre's, no, Dre's behind the scenes like he does suck now. He's to go see the deal. So Dre. No, I, okay, yeah. It's terrible now. So you're negotiating the deal? Yes, I negotiated deals. I was not negotiating his deal.
Starting point is 01:18:25 I was just saying, like, you're talking to a beer pong guy. Like, bro. I'm not a beer pong guy. Okay, but you're good at it, bro. No, I love playing beer pong. How about this? Buffalo Wildings tattoo on my ass. If I lose, if we win, we do a $20,000,
Starting point is 01:18:39 can't post Malone donation of charity. I love that. What was it last time? Bob, what's the last time you play beer pong? I play every fucking night. See, that's not even fair. I'm so rusty. But I love that.
Starting point is 01:18:50 I love that. So $20,000. donation charity comes out of the post Malone camp if I win and if I lose unfortunately Buffalo Wild Wings tattoo on my ass and donation as well that's a good bet bro but I want a charity donation to actually not fuck it my charity of choice yeah either way 20,000 either way like listen listen this discussion stop guys let's say I'm gonna say he's doing a tattoo on your eyes so like let's just get that clear. You want to get done.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Listen, I do agree if you lose. Yo, I do agree if you lose. Let's do one night on tour. Let's do one night on tour coming up. We have tour coming. When's the tour? We have our cat. I can't announce that here.
Starting point is 01:19:35 We have tour coming. And there's going to be announcement on a couple of days. So if you're watching, there's going to be an announcement a couple of days. We have tour coming to. And on tour, we can make that happen. I want to see this. No, let's do it right now. I will fucking do it right.
Starting point is 01:19:49 I don't need no fucking poor day. I don't need no fucking poor date I'll whip my ass off I know no we'll just have I'll set I'll set up the appointment What's that nivious shit they rip your hair off dress What's the wager? What's the wager?
Starting point is 01:19:59 Nair Whatever it's a wager if he wins It's $20,000 Donation in charity I'm not gonna I don't want to break the bank He needs it for the bunkery's building And fucking whatever it is
Starting point is 01:20:11 No look I'm down for anything I just if I if I lose 20,000 If you win 20,000 Oh whoa whoa whoa And the No no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:20:22 I will make, no. You're going to beat me anyways. If I lose, Buffalo Island and tattoo my ass, if you win $20,000 nation out of your camp. You can beat me anyways. Oh, yeah, we're doing a fucking, we're doing a little practice session. We're doing a little practice. Just saying, I'm not trying to, because he thinks like Drake. Dude, stop.
Starting point is 01:20:41 Don't show that because I'm going to get on the fucking table and I'm going to sock. Okay, look. You see? You see? Look, look, I wasn't just. Dude, I'm not scared of weed. or beer punk But I thought you
Starting point is 01:20:52 You said your game's not as good as it used to be It's not What happened, bro? I just not playing You know what happens Have you seen beer fest? Yes The guy that better
Starting point is 01:20:59 Is better when he's drunk You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, that's what you What's the fuck is this? Is this intimidation? I'm just trying to tell you get ready I'll take posties team And I'll play you 50
Starting point is 01:21:08 I'll pay you for 50 Bob I'll play with you Bob I'll play with you I'm not playing with that motherfucker What the fuck? We won money I don't know I'll take you to I'll add 25 to the pot
Starting point is 01:21:16 Bob To the charity? Sure if you want No, I want everything to go to charity for just one time. I think that's beautiful. That's it. Fine. Well, you got to match you.
Starting point is 01:21:23 That's it, one time. Your team's got to match it. I'll do 5K. All right, want to do one cup and just fucking do one cup? No. I'm not going up to 20. No, no, no. I got to piss.
Starting point is 01:21:32 One cup. No, no, no, no, no, it's through a whole game, Bob. No, not that. You got to use real. We got to do 10 cup. All right. It's only one set. We got to play together.
Starting point is 01:21:39 We got to make this count. This one has to fucking count. Let's make sure we establish the bet, though. I'm curious because this album was deeper. Sure. Talk about your, talk about like depression, breakup, all the usual, but it went a little darker.
Starting point is 01:21:54 Yes, sir. One thing that I noticed is in the Kid LaRoy album, you said sane before the fame. I think that's one of your lyrics, right? Am I right? Sane before the fame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like you're sending a message to him.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Well, yeah, man, I mean, he, I mean, I didn't even think about it that way. But I mean, yeah, I mean, he's so, like fucking inspiring and I want to do what I can. You know, he's fucking bigger than me, but I want to do what I can to help him and do I don't want to say like
Starting point is 01:22:23 I just feel like a fucking old man. But it's like... Is there anything deeper about that? I mean, it's just it's crazy going through, I don't know, 2015 was when I started and it's just going through fucking everything and how much my life has
Starting point is 01:22:39 just been so different ever since and trying to keep track of who I am and what makes me happy and trying to handle it. What do you miss most about the earlier time? No taxes. Because looking at those that fucking tax form, you're like, what?
Starting point is 01:22:58 No, I don't know. I guess I just miss, you know, it's as, as I love being up on stage and I love doing shows and everything, but it's, it's really hard, you know, you like going to the show and giving your all every night you know what i mean like as for what it's worth i do bust my ass on stage and do my best and it's just it's it's it's hard and it's especially now you got people going around with you everywhere people always around you and you
Starting point is 01:23:29 never really get that austy time that that i really always enjoyed you know what i mean i've always been i like hanging out in my room i like fucking just doing doing me you know you take that inspired the new album. I think very much, I think everything like, hey, so what did you want to talk about? Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi. Wagovi? Yeah, Wagovi. What about it? On second thought, I might not be
Starting point is 01:23:53 the right person to tell you. Oh, you're not? No, just ask your doctor about Wagovi. Yeah, ask for it by name. Okay. So, why did you bring me to the circus? Oh, I'm really into lion tamers. You know, with the chair and everything? Ask your doctor
Starting point is 01:24:09 for Wagoe by name. Visit Wagoe. For Savings. Exclusions may apply. I think that the album kind of tells a story of like the happiest moments of my life and the saddest moments of my life and kind of just ebbs and flows into each other and tells a story within that. But that's what I, I had to, I had to talk about how I felt and how I was feeling. And just anybody that I can help is, um, is, It means the fucking world to me. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:24:44 Is it ever crazy to you? Like if, let's say, for instance, me and Kyle are at a party and we're banging one of your songs that's about like depression and hardship. Sure. But for us, we're partying, having a good time. Sure. Is that weird at all? I mean, it is.
Starting point is 01:24:56 I mean, it's just, I guess, just playlisting. Playlisting. Good shit, Tiny. Yeah, I know. I definitely wouldn't listen to the whole entire album at a party. I think the way that I intended it to be listened to and the way that I made it was just like a one like just a top to bottom and you know
Starting point is 01:25:15 see the way it kind of like weaves into the next story and all that shit and I definitely wouldn't listen to the record at a party I would I would take the happy songs and then put them on the let's party playlist but is there any, I know it's all about the music
Starting point is 01:25:30 but is there any pressure to like outdo your last album or numbers or anything like that with you? Not for me. Not for me. I know there's there's you know everybody everybody wants it to be
Starting point is 01:25:44 everybody wants it to be huge and epic and I just want people to listen to it I'm just happy I'm happy if one person listens to it and that's kind of what I learned going along on the way to and working on the record is like
Starting point is 01:25:57 I used to be so so big and just like I dropped something and it was crazy but now I'm just so happy if whatever I say in any of my songs make a difference to anybody. Just to let people know that they're not alone, like I've felt this way,
Starting point is 01:26:16 and I know a lot of people have as well, but you know you're not alone there, and it's just important to be as strong as you can every day. Because everybody fucking kicks ass. Everybody kicks ass. It's just about knowing that you do. Dude, you're so positive for, like, writing about such negative things. You have such good energy, man.
Starting point is 01:26:34 No, he's always like this. No, I know. But how is that, though? Always the happiest guy. I don't know. Like, just don't be a dickhead. Just be as awesome as you can. Be better than you were yesterday and treat everybody the way you want to be treated.
Starting point is 01:26:50 You know, I guess. Except in beer pong. Then I'm going to fucking destroy it. He's going for Drake. He's going for Jay's head. He's going for your head, bro. He's going for your head. You had your AirPods in.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Yeah. One thing I got to say, though, was, you know, I try to. not to talk about Justin too much publicly because my relationship with him is so private but I will say this because you're here is one thing he's always does is like look out for you like he's always like asking how you're doing and
Starting point is 01:27:21 I know you told me the other day you guys talk but he's always like he's just an incredible yeah always we never even talk about how big you've gotten since 2016 and 15 and all that it's more like I hope he's happy I hope he's doing happy I hope he's a good I talked to him he was happy
Starting point is 01:27:37 that made me happy like that's the kind he's a relationship you guys have he's such a guy's guy and just like just you know and i hope he knows that i know he as as much as he probably don't need it i'm always fucking there for him too yeah he knows we all need it incredible yeah we all need your energy so that's always been pretty special well how about you your fucking energy is cosmic yeah i'm just i'm just happy i'm like you you know i'm just guys getting fucking married next week and i'm getting married in two Yeah. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:28:08 Yeah, he's... I told him. I was going to ride a jet ski in. You coming? Are you coming? I was going to show that night, so it's... I don't want to put pressure. I was talking to his brother-in-law, too.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Oh, yeah, you did. You had David. Yeah, great guy. Great guy. We had a good talk in the pisser. Mm-hmm. And he was like, dude, it's just so weird. I'm in the bathroom with you.
Starting point is 01:28:26 I like you. I like you too. He doesn't know. He's from Jersey and he moved in the middle of nowhere, Colorado, and he was flying in from my bachelor party, which he didn't know any of my friends. of my friends and he's in the plane on a southwest flight from Denver coming here. I was like, hey, just a heads up. And he loves Kyle. He loves milk. And I was like, just a heads up. I'm in the car with Kyle. We're picking you up. And we're going straight to Post Malone album listening
Starting point is 01:28:49 party. We're going straight there. He's like, what? And that's like, like, what? And that's kind of how it all went down. That's cool. Yeah. Because I thought I was like, I want to do something fun when you land. I was going to take him to like rainbow or a catch or something. And I was like, those would have been way more fun than. No, no. We had a blast, bro. We didn't want to leave. I didn't want to leave, too. I was like, I can hang out here.
Starting point is 01:29:10 We didn't want the night to end. Of course, Taz gives, you know, a little bit of those gummies and, you know, night got even better. Great fucking night. 12-carat toothache. So, when you put out a song, do you ever go to somebody and you're like, yo, what do you think of this? Or do you kind of trust your gut? Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of, I love seeing what people think of the record. I love talking with Lou about shit, just figuring out ways we can make shit a little bit.
Starting point is 01:29:35 fresh and make shit a little bit different and and um just make it the best that we fucking can like me and lou going back and forth like he's like he knows fucking everything yeah it's insane and um i love i love listening to records with lou i love writing songs with lou and i love playing the music for anybody who wants to hear it have you ever made a song that was like you didn't expect to like blow up and then you're like what the fuck i feel like that's all of them I feel like, like, especially the big songs, I'm like, oh, okay. Like, I didn't know Candy Paint was going to be a huge song. Dangar.
Starting point is 01:30:11 You know, like, but I was like, I've always liked these songs. Huh? I think the, the Spider-Man song with Sway Lee. Huge. That wasn't supposed to be big. Is that Tommy Lee? No, no. No, the big, Sunflower, yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:23 That wasn't, I don't think, right, Dre? That wasn't supposed to be big. And there's just like, Kim. Oh, it wasn't supposed to be big, bro. It was him doing it last minute. Like, bro, it's his normal life. Like, bro, one day we got an award. For the song, I look at it.
Starting point is 01:30:35 I'm looking at it with a diamond record. I'm like, this guy, he just relaxes. He doesn't take it. And he takes in his stride. Dre, when does this song have to be in yesterday? What do you mean this song has to be in yesterday? Like, bro, this song has to be in yesterday. And he doesn't want to like look at like, this was a song.
Starting point is 01:30:51 Like, whether you believe her or not, bro, Sunflower was a song that was meant to be handed in yesterday. As in the day, we're in the next day and he's asking me, do I have to do it today? And I'm like, bro, we talked about doing it. Let's get it done. Like, this song is fire. You've already put the idea down.
Starting point is 01:31:08 You've already done, like, let's just finish you off. He's like, we do it tomorrow. I'm like, bro, no, we have to. When's it supposed to be in yesterday? Exactly. No, no. Don't listen to that, guys. Yeah, that's terrible.
Starting point is 01:31:21 So he did the song, bro, and he took my, I don't know, bro, we push each other. That's the thing about what I really love about me and his relationship. And I'm being honest, like, Like, he pushes me as much as I push him. Like, I bounce ideas to him at 3, 4 in the morning when like 5, maybe 6, could even be 7 a.m. Like, I'll push ideas to him at the same time. Just maybe like 7 hours of time.
Starting point is 01:31:45 I'm the same. My idea's like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. But, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we bounce off each other and that's what makes it. Can I tell my dream? Yes. What's your dream? I'm retired.
Starting point is 01:31:57 I haven't told you this, but I told Drey, I told Kyle, and I told Sammy. My dream seemed like a TV show. on Dre London. No, bro. He keeps making jokes about it. Probably talking to people already, but I want those. Whoever he talks to, it doesn't matter, because they don't know the stories I know. They don't know that, you know, he snooking strippers to the Justin Beaver concert to watch you play.
Starting point is 01:32:19 Like, they don't know these stories. That's a power move. That's fucking dope. You got away with it, too? No one's like, hey, dude. They're like, go, Dre, you're good. Doing the Dre London show. Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 01:32:31 He said Brazil. Can I take it? over the Brazilian episode? Yeah. I'm doing the Drey London show. Okay. It's going to be like entourage. You know, everyone thought entourage was about Mark Wahlberg, but it was really
Starting point is 01:32:42 about R. Emanuel. Like, that's the same thing. Like, they didn't get to him about post, but then like, he's got this rock star manager. Look, and I'm rolling Jay's. No, he's a rock star. He's more of a rock star than me. Bro, he's a rock star. Drey London is a rock star.
Starting point is 01:32:56 I know you did. Yeah, I don't, that's what makes you great. I literally don't do shit. Dre's got a fucking plane. I'm like, y'all. I'm like, yo. Oh, you made. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:33:07 He said Drey has a fucking plane. Did you hear this guy? Now I'm done. He said Drey has a fucking plane. That's why I didn't want to talk about this plane talk, bro. He said Dres. But that's good for you. Bro, he said that.
Starting point is 01:33:18 He's got a plane. You take it when you want. That's true. One time. Then you have to buy it. I'm a commercial man. I'm a commercial man. Scary.
Starting point is 01:33:28 One time we chartered Drey's plane, but I didn't know. He was like, yo. your boy nelk boys chartered our plane and make sure that they take care of i think we're going what a arizona i think make sure i was like yo bro i would never do that to posty he's like posty that's my plane oh like oh fuck you make sure they take care of it what are they gonna do i don't know he's this thought i don't know when the boys took the plane where i don't know where we chartered your plane once i think it's because we sprayed jane on another plane by accident yeah i think it was like things get carried away yeah yeah vibes were flying when
Starting point is 01:34:02 day i'll have an airplane i'm just gonna i'm just gonna look at it it'll be like is there anything that i know you could have everything let's talk about his teeth well wait bro yeah is there anything cool thanks how are those things yeah how do you take care of them and shit those please those come out no these are sleep with those they heavy or no it feels like normal teeth you just have to brush them with um metal uh what is that uh the metal shit that you use that you use on dishes sometimes. But you can still eat whatever you want. The iron wool or whatever.
Starting point is 01:34:36 You need whatever you want. Colgate doesn't have wool iron. No, Colgate? No, I'm just checking. No, you can just brush your teeth normally, like normal teethies. Because I had, I, I've had terrible teeth from neglecting my teeth for like fucking ever. So I was like, the minute I found out that you can get fake teeth, I was like, I need to do this. Like, this is like the way.
Starting point is 01:34:54 Because I always thought that they were like dentures. I thought everybody who had veneers, they were like dentures. And until I was like 19. I figured out you can actually do this. So I knew that I would be able to like just buy fake teeth when I was older. I would have never had braces or any of that shit. How much do they cost? These ones?
Starting point is 01:35:14 I don't know. The price of a plane. Probably way too fucking much. The price of a plane. Everybody's pissed. My business manager's pissed. My mom's pissed. Everybody's like, you're so dumb.
Starting point is 01:35:23 You are really dumb. Well, wait. Are you happy? I'm the happiest. I've ever been. You got fake or you got a, what are they? 12 karat i think so
Starting point is 01:35:34 i think so you're fucking said i think dray's plane might have been a little bit more is there anything that you haven't gone yet that you want or you want to spend money on or that doesn't matter
Starting point is 01:35:44 no i think i'm about done magic cards i can i can buy magic cards like all fucking day but you have a crazy card yeah you got the four gt i do have some crazy fucking cards i do have a four gt i'm done i think i'm done with cars though
Starting point is 01:35:56 i think i just got a car i just got a car it's not here but I think I'm done with cars They're too scary You shouldn't let like a dumbass like me Have an expensive car
Starting point is 01:36:07 That's why I had to get rid of Bugatti I was fucking terrified to drive it And I'm not scared of smoking weed But I am scared of driving that car So I had to sell it What about magic cards? Am I scared of those? No, do you have a crazy value?
Starting point is 01:36:20 I do have a crazy Like artist print Black Lotus Sign by Chris Rush That's like the shit Priceless It's pretty priceless it's priceless to me it's my favorite it's one of my favorite things um fuck yeah i just love i don't know have you guys ever played has anybody here ever played
Starting point is 01:36:39 i've never played that i have uguio a little bit hugio magic the gathering magic's more complex is mit said it was the most complex game ever yeah it's like kind of difficult so it's so but it's it's just very nuanced it's a very nuanced fucking thing it is it is the best game ever created really you still play it like against people played every well i played by myself every day but on the weekends i have the boys come over we just shreds some fucking games and beers and just hang out there's a format it's four players so we could all jump in and play one i'll teach you guys awesome don't do anything with you man anything once anything i'll go i'll do that i'll go i'll try these go i mean i'll go
Starting point is 01:37:20 look for those ghosts i'm a boss that's not going but i'll go that's what ghost hunting that's dope i told you 15 fucking times i'll go go you're not going he'll do anything Yo, there's actually a super haunted Buffalo Wild Wings in my town. Let's go. Go fucking haunted. Buffalo Wild Wings and then go. Are you joking? I'm happy dads.
Starting point is 01:37:40 That's amazing, bro. Yo, Bob, you didn't even hear what he said. Do you hear about the haunted B-dubs in Utah? Yeah, I lived it every fucking day. I lived it every fucking day. Every fucking day I went to the Honda B-dubs. 26 shots in seasonings, motherfucker. All right?
Starting point is 01:38:00 Posting, I got to ask you, I was talking Bobby earlier. He said that there was a DM from Bob Dylan once on Instagram. I don't get, here, Bobby, help me for me. I don't think. I don't think it was a DM. I don't know. They just said that he wrote a song for me. But you never connected?
Starting point is 01:38:18 You never connected with him? No, I'm on the phone. We talked, we talked on the phone. But there's, you know, it's, I'm excited to, I'm excited to do it now that the album's done and I can fucking do it. I'm like, so cool. Even, even if you just met him. up with them. It would be so cool. I would absolutely love that.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Video of you and Bob Dylan together would be so crazy. This is my low-key go for our longest episode we ever done. Look, I could sit here and talk to you guys. This is amazing. It's cool. Like, no, credit to you, because a lot of the people come in and do shit with us, it's always like because what we try and do, I think, and Kyle
Starting point is 01:38:48 can agree is we just build a vibe where we're just kicking it, right? You usually end it prematurely. But, like, yeah, but I fucking, fuck with posts. 100%. He's just a fucking great dude. The best. I never met him before. Until now. he's just a fucking man oh he told me we talked we saw him the other night he said i will do it now and i will fucking i'm ready to go i'm fucking buzzing too boys yeah me too buzzing that's a bad
Starting point is 01:39:10 it's smoke in the air um i will literally sit here and talk to you guys for probably like eight to ten hours well here's the deal we could actually 24 hour podcast but here's a deal here's a deal podcast a thong actually you know what my goal was for what i want it's that like a money bet like first to leave loses yeah we just rotate we just rotate but yo my ideal thing would be imagine being able to be the first podcast in space that would be awesome that's what i'm looking at you got like train and shit we got to do we got to assume they say space when i shut down there might be some space wars coming up between china russia and u.s what do you mean so there's a law there's not allowed to be any space wars unless you what's a space war space war is like taking out one another satellites wow and there's that's not allowed and um but that's just international law right and
Starting point is 01:40:00 International law is there's not a lot of space wars unless you could prove that one of your satellites is in danger by space pollution. And space pollution could be like a loose screw that falls off one of the satellites because some of them have been up there for decades. And if one of those screws is going at millions of miles per hour to your satellite, you could actually take it down. And China, Russia and U.S. all have lasers to take these down. And they think some people are going to start using that as excuses. Like, oh, shit, I thought my satellite was about to be taken out. That's why I took. got you're a satellite and then now this big spaceboards is going to happen. Did you get hit by like a space nut falling to Earth? That's what I mean. Like the nut falling off. But it like hits you and they're probably like as a meteor. I mean, I might. But I think those will be zapped before they even come.
Starting point is 01:40:44 The screw? You think they track that? So that's the whole thing is the screw. Like the screw once it like falls off and it starts going. It's going to go at the speed of a meteor. How big is a space screw? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:40:55 But it's supposedly big enough and fast enough to make a massive massive impact. yeah no no no no no it's not it's not what you use to like you know hang up a painting no i think it's a little bit bigger than that no john knows and shit i can tell john when john gets passionate about shit he gets passionate no space wars i'm very interested in space forces for that yeah yeah because we were worried about china and russia than that it's really china and russia no other countries have the power of those two that's really yeah space force was what built to protect us from china and russia but if you're afraid of flying then right you're never would go space. Yeah, well, that's what I was saying. I feel like
Starting point is 01:41:32 you have to, I'd have to be so drunk to go into space, but then I feel like you can't be drunk in space. I think that's like against the rules or something. Does it kill you or something? Probably. It'd probably kill you. What if Elon invited you? Aren't you boys with Elon? But I don't know what you do. Like, no, I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:41:48 I want to go to Antarctica. I was talking to Oliver Tree about going to Antarctica. That'd be dope. You guys should do a podcast from Antarctica. You guys would be the first to do a podcast in every content. We should do that. That's really smart. We were trying to go... I love that. I love...
Starting point is 01:42:02 Antarctic is actually a great... That's a great idea. It's a flight of Chile. There's like a flight of Chile. We were thinking about North Korea. I don't know. We were like, fuck it. Let's like...
Starting point is 01:42:10 That would be nuts. We shut out. Oh, going there. So we've been trying to September and it's June. So, no, Kim Jong-go is very like controversial. We've been still trying. Could you do it in like the demilitarized zone?
Starting point is 01:42:23 I just hadn't a kid. But imagine doing it in North Korea. It probably have to be the fastest podcast. Because you, I know you can go visit. that demilitarized zone and then like you can be like oh I was in North Korea and then you They want Kim Jong-un
Starting point is 01:42:35 That's what they want What I know And we've been trying to September Sting to have an interview We had Rodman on the podcast He's tight with Kim Jong-un I'm hammering everywhere right now So this is a one-year plan
Starting point is 01:42:44 So my goal in one-year post Is to execute a mission Where we can sit down With Kim Jong-un So that's my like long-term goal A mission Like where we Yeah I want to orchestrate
Starting point is 01:42:54 Where I can sit down With Kim Jong-un and actually talk to him It'd be interesting to have The full-send podcast It'd be crazy Yeah, it would be crazy. How's your Korean? But let's find someone else for Antarctica.
Starting point is 01:43:02 We'll work on Antarctica. Kid LaRoy in Antarctica. Wow. That'd be, that's he. I didn't even get Antarctica, man. Yeah. Bro.
Starting point is 01:43:10 No, you got a so loud. Actually, bro. You got so foul. No, I wanted something as close to you as possible. Dre said you're like 12 minutes from here. I was like, perfect.
Starting point is 01:43:19 I'm 12 minutes. Yeah. Now, fuck. Yeah. We wanted, we wanted something as convenient. Let's, let's do this. Let's play this fucking beer ball game. Okay.
Starting point is 01:43:27 So we in? Let's just do it. Do we in? Do we have Bud Light in there or is a seltzer? I think it's water in the cups. What? Are you a beer in the cup? Are you,
Starting point is 01:43:34 your alcohol in the cup guy or water in the cup guy? No, you can't do water. No, there's two different types of guys. Oh, my God. It's not fucking. No,
Starting point is 01:43:42 but some people put water in the cups and they just drink out of the side. Yeah. Really? I've never. I think it's a quickly executed game. I think it should be, you want to go on Londres tequila on the cups.
Starting point is 01:43:51 The only thing is you got to do Happy Dads. We don't have any Bud Lights. No, no, no. We can do happy dance. We can do whatever. I like Bud Light too It all works Happy Dads it is a great ass talk
Starting point is 01:44:02 You're a good man bro You're a good man We're gonna do happy dads Because one last thing Post is expecting a baby soon That I think you know It's out publicly But you know congratulations
Starting point is 01:44:13 Thank you very much I'm like I can't wait I'm gonna be a happy dad You are gonna be a happy dad So congratulations Thank you Do you know boy or girl yet Do you know
Starting point is 01:44:20 It's a secret Secret okay But you know it's just not out there Hold on hold on But you know There's no secrets in this camp And no, no, it is. It's a secret.
Starting point is 01:44:29 But, uh, when, what's, like, I love that term mission. Post, post it, what's the, what's the due date? I don't know. That's a secret. Oh, it's all a secret. Okay. Okay. I don't know anything about it.
Starting point is 01:44:39 I just heard about it the other day. Well, he's going to be the best father. Oh, my goodness. I'll tell you what. I'm going to try my damn this. Yeah. Well, we can't wait to meet to meet the baby one day. If you need, I'll babysit anymore.
Starting point is 01:44:50 Really? Yeah. Yeah. Anytime you want you want, I actually used to work with kids. I'm sure to God, I used to work with kids. if you ever need a babysit for you Bob you will never see this baby I'm telling you right now
Starting point is 01:44:59 I'm fucking like Carl and I will see the baby you will never see this baby you'll see the baby on Instagram in like two years Yeah we're good John this is a separate conversation I'm just letting you know
Starting point is 01:45:09 You'll never see this baby We actually were talking Oh you are okay I'm still never seeing it Post here's a deal You want your kid to run you know a tight ship growing up You'll see the baby
Starting point is 01:45:20 When it's 18th Cowboys baby How about him? Excited? I'm so good. Friday. Are you going to be a good year? I think,
Starting point is 01:45:27 oh, fuck, we say that every year. Yeah, you say that every year, but I think back is the real deal. Your dad worked for cowboys. I'd agree. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:45:33 Your dad worked for Cowboys. Yes, sir. I'll tell you a fact. He almost got. Travis, sir. Travis, Kelsey.
Starting point is 01:45:40 Anyways, they did a bet. Travis Kelsey was one of the best tight ends. You got a tattoo? I have that tattoo. You got the tattoo. You got the tattoo. But if they would have lost,
Starting point is 01:45:47 they would have got a Cowboys tattoo, right? That's what I heard the other. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. How many cups did you lose by? Do you remember?
Starting point is 01:45:58 Dude, man, Patrick is fine. He's not that good. Kelsey's a dog, bro. Like every fucking cup. Like, wow, wow. I'm like, oh, my God, please stop, sir. But, you know, it's, he was so good. And by the hat, we had already made the bet.
Starting point is 01:46:13 So I was like, it was like best out of five or best out of three or something. And I was like, man, I'm so fucked. The tattoo artist was there. So I got that tattoo that night. So, Bob, let's finalize his bet because I don't want you to sneak. Yeah, let's do it already. I'm pretty clear. I know this. I'm pretty quick.
Starting point is 01:46:26 You know me. So what are we doing? 25. You're doing. If I win this fucking game, it's $50,000 from your end. To charity. To charity. Of your guys' choice that you work out together.
Starting point is 01:46:36 Okay, that's it. You split it. Whatever you want to do. It can be something I find or you want. We'll figure that out. But it's going to a good cause. If I fucking lose, it's going to kill me to do it. I'm going to get a buffalo wild wings tattooing my ass.
Starting point is 01:46:50 And how do we know you're good for it? I don't think ass is fair for $50,000. I'll fucking put my ass on table right fucking now and do a post. I think I don't fuck around John I think the tattoo should be more John I think the tattoo should be more visible if we're putting up 50K on our Yeah I agree I'm ready to go I think like the hand or some shit
Starting point is 01:47:08 What do you say? What do he say? What do you say? You figure this out already. It's already done Stiney's a good judge Hey I'll tell you what I give the Shahiti's credit I give the Nel camp credits I'm very good negotiating but you know I'll tell you what Dude if it's on it's on his ass It doesn't hurt that much because he's never going to see it.
Starting point is 01:47:27 How long do you like your shorts? Listen to me. I got my ass ready to go post right here. When you want a fucking tattoo, I'm ready to go. How long do you like your shorts? I wear them up to here. Hey, thigh tat. You need to see it every day.
Starting point is 01:47:40 We want to see it burn. Upper thigh tat. But here's the old post. This is what you consider yourself a good couple man and a great guy. Okay. You changed the course of the bet. We had an agreement already. What was,
Starting point is 01:47:51 the ass wasn't agreed. The ass was agreed. No, that was. What you suggested. No, it was never agreed upon. How about we, how about we rock paper, scissors for ass or hand? No, the hand is crazy. Best two out of three.
Starting point is 01:48:03 I'm already done. My deal is done. B-Dub's head on his hand, dude. He made change forever, though. Hand is insane. $50,000 charity. Let's make it simple. Let's get this going.
Starting point is 01:48:12 Or fucking tattooing the ass. Fuck the hand. None of that. In the ass. Like not on your rectum. On the gutt. Inside your rectum. All right, well, here's a deal.
Starting point is 01:48:21 In the ass would be painful. That would be, I don't fucking have you. I don't even have you. I don't even have. have one of those yet. Yeah. Now, I'm not going near that fucking thing. All right.
Starting point is 01:48:29 You just pretend it doesn't exist. Yes. This is considered your ass area. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. We get,
Starting point is 01:48:36 how about, that's not good? How about like, right here? How about like a, ooh, tramp stamp? No.
Starting point is 01:48:41 Yo, you had a meet-up's tramp stamp, no. What is you kidding? Let's get, he has to get a Buffalo tramp stamp. Buffalo.
Starting point is 01:48:47 Should we have a charity? I'll do it. Right here, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right here above the bike. Yeah, just some Buffalo, maybe. Dre, I need you to go shooting on my side.
Starting point is 01:48:59 A buffalo's like a cool tattoo. I think Gabe has to play with Bob, not you. Dre. Come on, negotiate on my side. I know you get to what you do. What the fuck? We got to make this happen. No, I'll throw the game.
Starting point is 01:49:08 Stop. You throw the game, it's not. I'm kidding, bro. You're my boy, dude. You get to choose my partner. No, I'm kidding. Bro, you got to play with me. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:49:18 Summer fucking Shigi. This table's mad long, too. Yo, bro, I got to play with Bob. He wants me to lose, bro Sammer's out Tramp stamp Oh damn Okay
Starting point is 01:49:28 That means what I'm in trouble You know what I mean I get it You know how it is Yeah Summer is my beautiful My beautiful girl that I love so
Starting point is 01:49:34 Hi This is post post Summer I'm Austin Yeah Can we change the table I mean Whatever you want to do
Starting point is 01:49:42 Do you guys have like A six foot picnic table Let's find it That's right No we'll just do this We'll do this We can elbow a little bit Right
Starting point is 01:49:48 Because this is long 100% Are we agreed That this is long Yeah Two on two guys We're good. We already have our deal. What's your side?
Starting point is 01:49:54 $100,000 fucking tattoo. 50,000 charity, that's it. Deal's made. Let's go. Where's the tattoo? On your ass. Buffalo Wild Wings. Do you get the lettering or just the logo?
Starting point is 01:50:04 Should we pull up the art that we need? Yeah, it's got to be the B-Dubs logo, bro. All right. I'm in. We have a deal? I'm in.

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