FULL SEND PODCAST - Suga Sean x Nelk Boys | Ep. 117
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What are fellas?
Good?
It's like incredible.
Are you good?
Oh, brother?
Are you good?
Yeah.
Great.
Great.
How are you?
Oh, good.
She's like, is this handsome guy coming here today?
Hey, man.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
So, bonito.
Yeah, very bonito.
Damn, that's badass, dude.
A little balk action?
Yeah.
Got one balcony, so one?
One.
Nice.
No lie.
Jesus.
I know you can't really like look over. It's kind of fucked. Yeah, just kind of book. We can't help me take a little bit. This place is crazy, bro.
Did we get binoculars? Just check to pull out?
Get a pair of binocs.
So we're shooting a, uh, we're shooting a nalph video this week, too.
40-year-old virgin. Oh, I saw you guys post that. You got some? Yeah.
So we got him here, too. We'll get you guys to meet him after.
Dude, if Bob's going to be on a few episodes, you got to, like, you got to watch how much you, like, hang out with them. Oh, how much
I know, it brings me down with him, bro.
It's really bad.
Well, you...
Holy shit, look at that guy.
How are you doing?
You look good.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
A little bit of a late night last night.
What's going on?
All right, buddy.
How you see you?
What you see it, boys?
The champ is here.
Salim.
Sorry, I do you like that in the golf course.
What the hell, Bob?
Why you look so well rested?
I slept last night.
You're drinking?
Yeah.
Oh, my God, dude.
Bad influence, bro.
What?
You guys are doing, oh, you're doing that bodybuilding.
What did you, what did you guys do last night?
I didn't do anything.
Yeah, you do.
I did not go out at all.
I think the duo is like, is the duo fully back together now?
I mean, after the golf course performance, you guys, that was unbelievable.
You guys didn't win.
We tied.
Buddy, it's like a sugar fight somebody, right?
Who'd you, who'd you take the belt from?
Aljo.
Okay, so if Al Joe fought him.
That's not how it works and how it works.
They have the bet, he has the bell.
Did you win money or no?
No, but we've nothing.
Okay, so we finished even.
We're the returning champion.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He's not a champion, he gave you the option.
What he's saying is you guys won a first round and we were up 25K.
We gave you double or nothing because you guys whined.
It was a nine-hole match.
We established it.
You guys whined.
You're like, double or nothing, double or nothing.
We didn't even have to give that to you.
We gave you the opportunity to win your money back.
You squared it up.
We left even.
That's called the tie, bro.
The people are going to see the video.
They're going to see the video, bro.
Huh?
So best of three, it's tied one-one technically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's not how it was set up in the first place.
Yeah.
Oh, we're the last ones to win.
Okay.
So that means we have the belt.
If they want some smoke, you can come to talk to my agents.
You guys went out all night.
After, you guys tied a golf match and you went out all night, stayed up until 7 a.m.
I woke up at 8 a.m.
And I saw posts one hour ago from you two.
Not from him, not from me, bro.
And Bob's Instagram story was like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
Yeah, all just the 18 poll.
Yeah, Instagram's down right now.
Did you see that?
I saw that.
It's a fucking horrid.
Yeah, why is that?
What happened?
I don't know.
No, but we celebrated the tie like we had just won the bell.
stories bro that was ridiculous that a flute what do you got going on no it's his wand oh you
want to tell people why you're dressed up like him yeah so me and bob made a deal he's back on the
pod six episodes you have six episodes to get harry potter yeah i don't believe you're gonna get
him what's that dude's real name well that's the big problem though and because i don't think that
that he likes me calling him harry potter all the time so until until he gets daniel radcliffe he
has to wear the harry potter costume wow every single where does he live you know that you dialed that
in at least no not yet he's he i think he lives in england yeah but it's episode six i'm gonna
get him. I'm gonna go out of the bang. There's zero percent chance you get him. No, there's a high
chance. He's hard to get it. It's not like what happens, what happens? Yeah, I mean,
if he does get him, that was the deal. But if he does get him, what happens? He gets more.
We need to go. He's a man of his word. He's a man of his word. Be quiet. Let me head of
listen. That's putting the stakes pretty high, don't you think? That's setting the bar pretty
fucking high. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I guess. I don't know. Are you excited for your fight?
No.
Fuck yeah, I am. Baby, Miami. We're in Miami. You already beat Cheetah. You already beat Cheeto.
Once, right?
Yeah, knocked him out.
Cheetos, I like Cheetos.
He's a good guy.
He's a solid dude, though, yeah.
Is he?
What was your last fight in Miami?
I never fought Miami.
Oh, fuck.
I felt like 10 times in Vegas, fought in Abu Dhabi, fought in Boston, now we're in Miami.
Damn, how does it feel?
This is like a, this is like home turf for you kind of.
I mean, people would argue it's Cheetos home turf, Latin American culture, those guys around here, you know?
It won't be like Boston, whereas like, fuck you, Aljo.
I think it'll be a little bit more 50-50.
You should have been fighting on UFC 300.
That car kind of.
sucks they to fuck that up i know i thought i mean it's arguably this card's arguably better than
300 yeah yeah i think uh who's 300's 300's pure well i guess a lot of shit with that probably
fell through right they said they offered leon edwards three different opponents but even still i'm
like i was expecting connor kebib well they obviously tried connor but fuck i thought it'd be
elon mus versus Zuckerberg see i don't think i mean the buildup before that would be sweet but them
actually standing in the octagon together it'd be so fucking i guess it'd be kind of on paper
Everybody would watch that shit.
You guys think, you think Connor's even going to come back?
It seems like he wants to.
I don't think he's coming back.
I think they're not, he probably just wants a massive bag or to do what, like, Nagano did or some shit.
Like, I wonder.
He's probably getting offers for boxing fights that are, like, huge.
I think it's probably contract stuff where it's just like, he's only got a couple more fights on, on his contract.
U.S. he wants to make sure he's going to fight more.
That he's going to resign and maybe he's not going to resign so they don't really want to risk losing him because they're brand, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's Chandler's, Chandler's Knack?
Seems like he's been waiting, bro.
It's like he's wasting his UFC crew.
It sounds like probably, I would have to,
I mean, I'd guess they fight this year.
I don't know.
Waiting.
The Chandler fight doesn't fire me up too much.
He's a beast, though.
I think he's not against him.
I'm just being honest.
He's never not given you, like a,
all his fights have been exciting.
I think once it rolled around, it would be fucking exciting.
But I get what you're saying.
I just like to see McGregor go against, like, another, like,
big trash talk.
Yeah.
Chandler's tough.
He's got, he's got a chin, man.
You've always said.
said that like if he if him and islam were to fight even though like stylistically like islam
probably would win uh but that's still that would be sick that would be sick there's a trash
conference yeah the buildup i accidentally had mushrooms uh the other night really yeah that's why
i stayed up what do you mean how do you accidentally do because i said no you're fucking you bring me
some shady ass fucking poker game by the way you fucking tell me i don't know i don't want to
give away too much of that's a whole other story bro i don't even know if we can get in
how do you accidentally take the mushrooms though because it was a piece of shock
He gave it to me.
I actually thought it was regular chocolate.
I ate the whole fucking thing.
Jesus.
And I was geeking out the whole night.
He definitely knew it was mushroom.
Kyle, I'm not trying to be funny.
I didn't know it was fucking mushrooms.
Did it cure your anxiety?
No.
Everyone else there had anxiety because he's pacing around the table.
Dude, I'm multiple,
trying to have a good time and he's just circling.
Like you just spiraling down.
Yeah.
And I didn't know you can't really sleep on those things.
Yeah, they're not, yeah.
I was up all fucking night, like geeking out, seeing laser beams and it was awful.
I wish you could put a VR headset on and just go
into his brain while he's on mushrooms or just in general?
Oh, no, you don't want to see that, bro.
You start seeing shit?
Like, did you take that much?
Yeah, no, it was actually really, it almost got bad.
Did you start seeing raccoons on, like, trees and shit?
No, it's a lot of, there's a lot of lasers.
That was it.
Yeah, what was your opinion on the Strickland Sneakow as far?
I mean, I just, I don't know Sneako too much.
I heard he talked shit and he kind of, like, he pushes buttons, so maybe it was deserving.
But, I mean, if you're a professional fighter and someone's going to get in there with you,
I thought you, you know.
Like, you think it's stupid for Sneko to, like,
going with Sean Strickland and assume he's going to be okay?
Yeah, Sean Strickland's not all there.
Like, you can't.
But also, I think it was fucked up that he put it on him like that.
He was trying to hurt him bad.
I know, I don't know how Sneco stayed standing up,
he took it like a fucking gangster.
He couldn't drop him, which was actually pretty impressive.
That's crazy.
What were you here, inviting Garcia?
Did you see it?
He was on drugs.
There's something happening.
Yeah, he might have to invite Garcia to the after party, hey?
Holy shit.
Yeah, well, he said he'll be at the fight.
It was funny, Ariel's like, you know, Sean, I was fighting, dude.
Oh, no, I didn't know that.
And then Ariel's like, you're going to be there?
He's like, yeah.
Like, this guy's fucking smart.
He said he wants to get in the octagon after.
But I've even seen him, he seemed like he's legit.
Yeah, he looks like more tired and stuff too.
Yeah, well, he's been admitting that he's been drinking and smoking, right, leading up to the fight?
Well, no, he said, I want to.
So he doesn't do cocaine.
Yeah, he's like, I don't do cocaine.
I'm drunk, but I don't do cocaine.
And then he goes, yeah.
Yeah.
No one's going to admit they do cocaine.
Yeah.
How the fuck do you stay up all night, man?
I don't.
My sleep schedule would be great lately.
Has it really?
Yeah.
Give me an average, like, just a week.
One or two, that one's better.
What time you go to best?
He needs to download your app.
There's no average.
There's no average.
He monitors the sleep and it tells him how many hours.
When you're a wizard, you don't sleep.
That's it.
Damn, Harry, you're crazy.
I would think you're across the country for how many times you post in the middle of the night.
Really?
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
When I wake up.
It's not me.
I have people working for you.
that's not actually me
with the Garcia shit though
that's got to be like somewhat of a good thing right
like that kind of buildup
yeah I think so
he's a fan like it's it's entertaining
and a UFC
he was saying he could fight me in the MMA and UFC
and that that probably will never happen
realistically if we ever fought
would be in a boxing room
to where he has definitely
has the advantage of boxing his whole life
I just said I believe I could knock him out
you would do it
you would box him yeah
100
Why do you think it could never happen in the UFC?
I don't know if they could sell that.
Really?
He just...
I feel like it would sell.
No, I feel like...
Would they be able to pay him?
That would be his excuse.
He would just want a crazy, outrageous number.
But he would say, I'd fight him, but I just need to get paid this much that's that, you know, is out.
But it's just not competitive.
It's two different sports.
Yeah, of course.
You'd destroy him there.
And you mean, you could argue the same for me going to boxing, but I mean, like, I've been
knocking people the fuck out with this right hand.
Yeah, but he would kick the shit out of you in boxing,
that's for sure.
I don't know if it's like,
kick the shit.
You watch yourself, bro, seriously.
My bad.
I don't know about kick the shit.
It'll be great.
I think it'll be great.
Ken what?
You can't kick him back.
How are you gonna allow this guy
who's dressed as Harry Potter
takes all you?
I'm not saying a thing.
You mean you'd punch the shit out of me?
You mean you'd punch the shit out of me?
In with the UFC style,
you would destroy him.
Boxing, he would destroy you.
I don't think in boxing it would be a destroy.
Get off this fucking kick him.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to people out with his right hand so many times.
How many people have he wrestled?
Yeah, he's got, he's one of the best strikers in the fucking world.
That is true.
You are the one of the best of the world.
Yeah, he is.
So I don't see why it would be a lent.
You just like to say that shit.
But, you know, do you think that'd be your biggest payday?
Fighting Ryan in a box tonight?
Yeah, probably.
He claimed when he was doing his press conference that he made 100 mil already.
Yeah, I mean, I've never, I don't know.
He's also, who I made $100 million and I can fuck Sean up.
Like, he's sadly saying a lot of shit.
He was over the house the other day, him and Tyga and that girl, Bobby.
Did he take a lot of bathroom breaks or no?
No, he definitely wasn't doing it.
But he was a Super Bowl weekend, so he was a little bit zinged.
Yeah.
But he would definitely, Ryan's always, I think Ryan's always had his battle with the demons.
I know, it's like then fighting me to just make his little depression a lot worse.
Maybe we don't make it all go away.
I mean, it would for a couple minutes while he's sleeping, but he'd wait back up.
So you take Devin Haney will win?
I've never, I've, honestly, God, not a stab at Devin Haney.
I've never watched him fight.
I've watched Ryan fight, uh, Javante.
I don't watch boxing.
I think Devin's a massive favorite.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's hard for me to get into boxing.
Francis Nagania is fighting this weekend, though.
Damn, I didn't even know that.
What day?
Is it on Saturday?
Friday.
Friday.
He's fighting Anthony and Joshua.
Which, again, I'm not super familiar with him, but I watched Francis versus Fury, competitive.
What do you think of how he, like, handled leaving the UFC in his last week?
I mean, I was one of the guys saying, I don't think it's smart.
It depends what's his goal.
His goal to be, you know, UFC champ.
You don't want to leave the UFC champion.
His goal seemed like to make fucking money and kind of put his foot down and made a fat bag, making another one.
So I just love the UFC and want to be in the UFC forever.
So it's hard for me to say what he did was wrong or right.
Does Dana still underpay his fighters?
I don't think so.
I mean, I've never been, never, I've always been good.
I mean, it's a good question.
People ask that all the time.
I'm definitely not complaining.
Did our research today.
Yeah.
I'm not complaining.
I feel I'm grateful for what I'm making to be able to be able to.
to perform have a platform to be able to fight in front of millions of people so did you have a number
that you get every time now uh this is my first time getting pay-per-view point okay cool that's interesting
buy the pay-per-view don't stream it you little fuck a pussy get it before it sells out i'll buy the paper
paper view yeah yeah to sell out too so you got to make sure you order that slim soon there's a lot of
pirate sites out there that people can just rip it from yeah fuck which you don't want no so what
what else comes with like being the champ before the fight um or like business-wise when you
I feel like I was doing pretty
fucking big brand deals before I was the champ
I was making a good amount of money before I was a champ
now I'm making way more money
counting that pay-per-view too
brand deals are fucking great
everything's good but I was kind of like the champ
of the division before I was the champ
so I was kind of living like that before
I was kind of living like that before I was even in the top
15 I had you know five six
houses before I was in the top tent
so I was kind of living like that to where some people
are fucking don't make shit
and then they're the champ now their life's different
because they made some money and now they got shit
I've been living that a little bit.
They just got famous when they became a change.
I think you probably have the biggest presence
outside of the ring like in social media probably
out of any fighter.
Yeah, I've been working on that for years.
Yeah.
YouTube.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been working on that for you.
You kind of do everything, bro.
A little bit.
How impressed were you with Umar last week?
Um, I didn't watch that.
But that's, see, that's a potentially a big fight someday.
He goes and gets like two or three fights.
He wins two or three fights.
He wins two or three more fights.
I'm still where I'm at.
Like, that's a big fight someday.
You think he'd be first before Marab?
No, no.
No, no.
I think Marab's could be potentially next.
There's a good chance Marab's next.
That weight division's a little weak, though, isn't it?
No, that's a step.
That's actually a step.
That says no one ever?
No, I'm saying everyone says the complete opposite.
I'm going to say you're going to move weight divisions ever.
What would make you move weight divisions?
Elya, tilapia.
Dude, just knocked out Volkanovsky.
I would take that fight, but I don't think.
that fight's next. In Spain, that's something. I want to go out there and knock out
and Marab if he's next. Elyah goes out there, does his thing, and I think that fight's
fucking huge. Yeah, because that's when you know your elite, when you go and you can go
to another weight, like John Joe. Do you ever see yourself, I mean, being comfortable
enough to move weight classes like to feather weight? I just asked that fucking question,
Salim. He doesn't necessarily ask him. I would move up and fight Ely, but I'd go back
down to Bantamway. For me to move up officially to 1-145, I would probably take six months
soft lift like put on weight eat and fucking weigh that oh so you'd have to go up yep to him where
do you walk around like normally 58 158 yeah and those guys are walking around like 170 so i'd
want to put on some weight you know but then day it's like it doesn't really matter who weighs more
when they're fucking eating this right hand yeah what was your prediction before that ilia fight
did you think that he was going to win dude i had a weird feeling and i kept saying it i'm like
I was saying it more so to kind of manifest like me fighting him someday, but I'm like, being
Volcanowski is going to be fucking hard.
He was very confident.
Very confident.
Yeah, very dangerous.
Confidence is very dangerous.
He took his belt off his, off the press.
I was crazy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Are you still, like, like, open, I'm not, but I'm not just saying, but are you still an open
relationship?
Yeah, I don't really, I mean, I, I learned to not talk about that in, on podcasts, you know.
You're not, you know, you're not.
You used to, though, we did that.
Yeah, we talked about it.
We talked about it.
Yeah, they love to clip that up
when you talk about that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was, you know, you're not taught how to be famous.
So you just like, you say shit, blah, blah, blah, but yeah, I don't,
I was completely, Danny's like, hey, I just don't even want to, don't even bring that up.
So, yeah, makes a lot of sense.
Sorry, I'm just, I always thought it was interesting, though.
I always thought relationships were interesting and stuff.
So I was always open about it, but yeah, it affected, you know, people.
And then, so it's, yeah, I don't really bring it up anymore.
Like, when, did they get, I went on a rant yesterday.
On what?
Fresh and fit.
stop talking about that
I don't know what I did
So that out of that episode
How did you guys go out in that?
Dude I watched that
He went on it and begged me to come
Save me and I went on there
Was there hot chicks on there or no
There's one
There was one right next to you
I was watching that night
You try to figure out
I'll tell you like
Because they go around the room
And they're like so
I didn't know how
By the way I didn't know what this fucking thing was
I didn't know
You should probably look into that
Before you go on a live show like that
Oh it's live?
I know I got a text from Bob
I woke up to it this morning
He's like
Is Fresh and fit good or something
And then I look and you
ask after. I had no idea and I went in there and it was just, I mean, they're very, very
disrespectful to women. I mean, I obviously, my view on women. But like the chicks say,
you might have to do some out of pocket. Have you been laying the pipe down a little bit
better? I know last time when we talked, you have, still missionary? Uh, no, no, it's still,
just getting a little better. You ever use a little toy in the bedroom for her? Are you
that? Yeah, right. No, no toys. You got to do that, buddy. Just like stick a wand in her
ass or just put on her ass or just put on the, my buddy, actually, I can't get
that story.
You fucked your buddy?
No, no, no.
I'll save that one for later in the episode.
I'll talk about it.
Let me just process the story
and be able to tell it right.
Okay.
There's a lot of moving parts.
Yeah, no, they're very disrespected women
on that show.
It's unfortunate.
You went off on the girl that said,
I want my man to make bare minimum
a million a month or something.
A million of months?
You were just like,
she was the hottest one, too.
You were saying, like,
we're not a firefighter or a cop or something.
No, we actually roasted this fuck out of the car.
Do you think she actually believes that?
No, I think so.
A million a million of money.
She said that to you?
She was like, I basically were asking, you know, materialistic things in life, how important they are and whatnot.
You're like a million a month in lawyer fees to you right now.
Yeah, I'm like, honey, you're talking to the wrong guy.
Keep moving.
That's why those chicks get roasted because they go on there and try and say shit.
Do they try to get clipped up?
Yeah.
Did she know you're making about a million a month?
Did she know that?
You were making like a round.
I'd actually already give in that girl of Ancliefe, how, as crazy as that is.
She was on a live stream before.
That was the show we gave that was at the Halloween.
The live stream.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
She's hot.
she's hot she's rocking
also just like I definitely texted her after
and try to have her come over
you were trying to do it during the show
you were like yo what are you doing after this
wow they got to shoot her shoot
yeah the amount of chicks here
hot chicks here is fucking insane
we went to some random grocery store
and there was like four chicks that were just dimes
it's so dangerous
they're not real humans
I couldn't live here
would you ever date a chick that made more money than you
I'm looking for a woman that made more money
yeah I wouldn't care about that
I definitely wouldn't care about
that would you no i i mean i don't cool it it's like girls that make their own money i think
yeah yeah you more than more than we need a kindergarten like a kindergarten teacher like that's a good
that's a good girl because she ain't gonna go out and blow people i don't think unless she's blowing
the principal she's not gonna make more money even fucking one of the students or so yeah yeah no shit
kindergarten teacher you'd be messing that would that would be messing all the students and shit
yeah i mean i know you're fucking my wife yeah you got a girl or
No, no girl.
Nope, no girl.
Damn, I see you with a new one here every once in a while, though.
No, I've been on a run.
I've been on fucking tear.
What happened with the girl you brought here?
No.
No.
I think you've still been pumping, but since leaving full send, like, just the quality.
Oh, no.
The quantity's still been the same, but the quality's been more, like, Stiney has you beat now, bro, with chicks.
Buddy, you don't understand this.
This is the thing with you guys.
You guys do all your little Snapchat's and all your little fucking things.
I keep my shit low-key.
You do not keep your shit low-key at all.
You're the most high-key guy.
One little story post for him, that's it, all right?
You posted like four times at 3 a.m. last night, bro.
Steine, you got a girl or no?
Yeah.
Damn, so you haven't been smashing?
Of course not.
No.
Who's a girl that you, uh...
Yeah, let's wait.
Let's not go on one.
No, because she's going to watch this shit and something in my life.
That's okay.
She's cute.
She's nice.
She said, you were playing.
It's just nice to have you, like, it makes you more calm in life.
Oh, yeah.
Peace over Puss.
That's kind of my motto right now.
Yeah.
That's what I've been living by, too.
And I realize it.
limits because i the first day i moved to vegas and i met a hooker i didn't realize she was a hooker
the first thing that happens literally she was in the bar and i wasn't accustomed because i'm from
boston so the classy people you know yeah and so i sit down i meet this girl i take her out
to dinner i fucking hang out with her we go out we have like a good time we spend like four hours
this is the dude no this is not what you're talking about the dude bro that girl was not
that girl was hot you're an idiot okay go ahead you give me shit for that she did have a couple
how did you know when you after you fucked her she's like two hundred or well she
proposition me at dinner and all that.
I went upstairs the room like, damn, all right.
And then all of a sudden she's like,
$2,000 for blowjob, $4,000 for fuck me.
I'm like, bitch, get the fuck out of here.
And then when the door shut, I definitely text her bag with like,
can we do $1,000?
You've been playing poker?
Like, texts hold them or what?
PLO.
What's that?
Parliament Omaha.
You get four cards instead of two.
Yeah.
But it's the same type of like the three, like text holdemish?
Yeah.
For fun.
No money.
you have been playing for cheddar or what no it's for cheddar and you've been losing or
winning for the most part back and forth yeah yeah bob you're good at chess
am i good at chess yeah uh you do shit against kyle yes really normal game no no not at all i think
he has you checkmated bro you're dressed as harry potter right yeah you're sitting on the
voluntary how'd you feel after the dana pod when you went home you what was you what was
you're like i used to get all flushed over people talking shit and all that stuff i don't
really give that wasn't talk that was like a fucking murder scene what like that potty just
destroyed you it was crazy
Yeah, it's because he was on his fucking period
that day probably
Dana will run his mouth all he wants
He can
Dana
Who went in a fight you were Dana
Honestly
Yeah honestly
If I fought Dana
Dana's in good shape
Yeah
Let me tell you this I would go
All right
That guy would be on his back
So fast he has no idea
Really
I would take his fucking little head
And I'd snap in two
Yeah I can see that
What?
I don't think so
If I fought Dana
He can box
That's UFC 300, we just didn't tell anybody.
Damn, I don't know.
Imagine.
What would be the walkout's thought?
I would come out in a lion.
You should do something like that.
Do they allow cool shit like that?
I'll try to come out in a line.
That would be the coolest entrance ever.
If you rode a lion.
I think it's dangerous.
We asked you into that.
He said you can only walk out with his team or with your team.
Like you can't have a rapper walk out with you, none of that.
It's crazy though.
That pod did fucking go crazy.
People just love drama.
Well, it's because I'll be honest to you, I know because I do it every night.
Like, I literally do still like FaceTime Day of 17,000 thousand times a day.
and I know how to rattle him pretty good
I know how to get under his skin
and for some reason I don't know why
I'm like a nice guy
he does get a little bit worked up with me
he does like really worked up
like his inner anger
he sees potential
he just fucking
yeah well he's seeing the potential
how's your guy's relationship
right now Dana yeah
I feel like it's good
I feel like he doesn't
I'm a I'm a fighter
so it's not like we
it's not like you guys
where you're boys
like I'm his fighter
keeps it at that for the most part
but we have a good relationship
They're like fucking butt buddies these guys are with milk in them Dana and Kyle and all
them they all we're just friends bro they all bang each other when nobody's looking
on the lights roll so you're living in Vegas now or no I'm living Las Vegas yeah how's that
I mean it's it's weird though like I zap more when I'm not in Vegas than I am in Vegas
really yeah do you live in like in the city or out a little bit do you all my exact location
in front of everybody you're on the strip I'm on the strip I'm on the strip
which is dangerous yeah that's the that's dangerous because there's two ways to go about
Vegas you even live in that area like summerland which is far far away yeah yeah or you can
not be a pussy and live right in the fucking heart of it all and tempt yourself every night any
you boys having babies anytime soon huh not yet though no you gotta meet the right one first before
you can start plopping out babies steinies 30s 30s 30s 30s
Stein is always asking me if he thinks he should get his baby mama yeah i think you should
might add structure in like life i feel like give you something to fight for that's why you always
have one girl by your side though because it reduces risk i'm learning this because
the past month i obviously have gone on a free-for-all and like you just realize any of these
people can just switch on you at any time dude yeah girls are and make shit up and do whatever
that's why i always when i leave the room i always have a camera rolling and i'm always like i was
very nice to you i treat like a gentleman right and then i'll just like yeah of course it's all i need
that's funny i can see him rips that too no what you rip that too no we're a little like
a video of a girl or a voice thing or some shit oh yeah
I just try to make sure.
He gets proof, too.
I always have to, because you just never know.
I just never know.
You know, as you get, like, bigger and bigger,
do you have more pressure to, like, act, like, more professional and shit?
Not really.
I don't feel like I do.
I feel like that's what's so cool about the UFC.
Like, I can say pretty much whatever I want for the most part.
Yeah.
Like, NFL, NBA, those guys got to be really tight, like, careful with what they say.
You know?
When you guys are, like, Strickland, too, it's like.
Yeah, dude's a nutcase.
But the thing about Strickland is, like, he's not.
getting brand deals he's not getting he's not making money yeah you know what i mean like he's not
so i gotta be aware of that to where you you know aligned myself with the right brands but also
you don't want to fucking say anything too bad after the boston fight was there anyone like
surprisingly big that hit you up after you won like you were like holy shit this is
i'm in on your shit i remember drake yeah drake's probably yeah drake was the big
we got the same birthday yeah yeah so that's kind of cool like shit uh after party at 11 this
weekend, Saturday, Sunday morning.
Win or lose?
Yeah, yeah.
Russ is performing.
Russ gets a lot of hate.
I fucking love Russ.
I've loved Russ for like five, six years.
But Russ is performing.
That's fucking super cool for me.
In Boston, yeah, we didn't even really
It was done.
It was done.
Yeah, yeah.
It was 3 a.m. everything was closed.
Yeah, that was a real weird one.
Everything closes in the East Coast besides Miami.
Three a.m. is just getting cooking.
We even, in Alabama, we went out in Dubai.
That was fun as fun.
That was the next night.
No, that was the next thing.
Yeah, the next.
But we still celebrated.
I was so much fun, bro.
That was actually really fun.
Who's on bird duty for 11?
I feel like Steinie's got some...
I mean, I'll have... I have some chicks.
He got some dimes.
Steinie can't get in anywhere in Miami.
Dude, I can.
I can, bro.
Where's your watch?
He tried to be the man and fucking get us into these places.
He couldn't get in anywhere.
You just walk up and they're like, who the fuck are you or what?
So what happened is we go to this place.
It's fucking slammed.
They're like, yo, it's going to be five minutes.
And I was like, okay, cool.
And he had a panic attack and was walking around.
Incorrect.
Where's our fucking table?
No.
Stani goes, hey, by the way.
Sonny's like, this is my city, Miami.
I got you.
So he's like, I'm going to make a call.
Fuck, and we go to like Komoto or whatever.
Not even that many people there.
We're waiting for 25 minutes.
I'm starving.
He's talking all the sort of shit.
They were going to roll out the red carpet for him.
Well, it's just you too.
None of that happened.
And his girl.
So you got a girl?
No, I don't have a girl.
Well, the girl that he flew out.
And then we went to, we go to another place and like Will Smith and Messier.
Using Air Lyles.
and he's like fucking
you guys saw messy
yeah
he was sitting at the table
next to us
I just made sure
I was like yo that's messy
like that's pretty cool
and then and
they're like men who's here
reactions
they're like menor he's here
if all you guys
went on love is blind
and that show
is so fucking crazy
I love that show
I'm actually glad you brought that up
it's there these people sit in a pod
and they talk to each other
they say 10 and 10
they talk to each other
for however long
and they fall in love in 10 days
and then they get married
and shit
but it's so weird
because they'll be legit
crying
so we've been talking
You're talking about you doing...
Hold on, he didn't really...
Let me explain it a little bit.
Yeah, please do.
He, you don't get to see them for the first two weeks,
so you only get to talk to him.
Right.
And then you pick, based off not seeing him,
and this guy picked this chick that's, like, kind of brutal.
And the other chick is a smoke show.
He fucked up.
Yeah.
Like, he fucked up.
Dude, we got to do this.
No, we've been talking about doing an actual, like, real bachelor for Stiney.
That would be cool.
I would do it.
Obviously, it'd be pretty cool.
Damn, you'd be slan.
I think we're going to do we should do that next and up.
Some girl, it's so hard because they, are these girls trying to win,
or do they really love Big Steiny?
I don't care.
Yeah.
I think you might actually find love for me.
Like, if we do it seriously.
Yeah, that's weird.
I mean, those guys go on the pod and they're talk for like five minutes.
You're like, man, I really feel like there's a connection between us.
It's so cringy.
What, would I do that?
And they don't see you?
No, no, the show.
Love is blind.
It's so hard to watch.
Yeah, dude.
Definitely got to see them.
Huh?
You definitely got to see them.
Oh, yeah.
I couldn't do that shit.
I don't understand the connection.
You haven't seen them.
Do you all have to feel them?
No.
I mean, that's not blind.
No, but they can tell you what they look like.
Wait, so this chick was like, yeah, I do like you.
You're good.
You're out.
This chick, this chick, like, it's so popping because this chick claimed she looked like Megan Fox.
So he immediately chose her, and she looks nothing like her.
So then he's like, fuck.
Was that the white guy, or I guess there were a couple of guys?
Is that the, because I just fast forwarded through it just to like see it progress faster?
Yeah, that's what I do too.
So the guy that picked her, because she, is.
Is that the original guy, Jimmy or whatever his name was?
Yeah, yeah, he's funny.
So when do that, when, because I seen they went on a date
and they were hanging out and fucking and stuff,
so when did he say, you know, no.
Well, then they bring everybody together,
so he gets to see what he missed out on.
And then he's like, oh, shit.
Tim loves that shit.
He's a fucking reality show, go.
Why don't you do something like that?
Why don't you start a reality show with,
we're going to do The Bachelor.
Nice.
I'd love to have you cover that.
I'd love to be part of that.
That's, that's what I would do a charity thing.
You get all the, uh, second.
We just have six whores.
We just have six whores.
be like, hey, like, Steinie's looking for love, submit here, submit your headshot, your
info, and then we'll do it.
We'll rent, like a big group here.
That'd be incredible.
Then you've got to fly somewhere for the finale, 10-day, like a 10-day, like a, like,
Bahamas or some shit.
Northern Syria.
Like, you get to, you got to get a little bit more shred to go.
I'm actually pretty good shit.
Are you the serious?
No, let's see.
Who's laughing?
Pull up your shirt.
No, no, no, like, sit down.
Stand, see.
It's not bad.
Natural, natural.
That's the biggest problem.
Have you been dying?
Wait, can I tell you what the problem is with the stupid.
stupid physique challenge what it's not an even playing field why anything goes you're
white well no because everyone but i mean selim's not i'm fine bro he's shredded
selim's a good shape but me and him are the pretty much the only naturals like anything goes
in his competition oh my god no i'm just saying like would you feel comfortable would you feel
comfortable if the ufc was like hey dude yes he is the guy you're fighting can take steroids
you have to compete against him but he can take steroids like is that fair physically fighting
bring over the but there might be some other shit involved and i just don't think that's an even
playing field yeah i'm still competing but like the drug test let's do the drug test kyle go take a piss
in the back are you claiming steroids or other there's other shit out there now so not
steroids i'm just saying there's other shit out there and it's like why do i have to compete
why don't you do it why don't you do it because i i don't know the whole steroids right i feel
like once you do it you have to do it i don't think they're steroids they're all doing steroids
is it peptides i bro i'm all natural i don't know anything about any
Yeah, we know you're all natural.
Yeah.
We can tell.
Yeah.
Your chin's hanging a little lower.
Jokes.
Well, it's angles, bad, but I don't know.
That is true.
I noticed that the last thing, you do start to get the double chin.
That's when he sucks.
The double chin is not a good look.
No.
That's not a good look for anybody.
You got a little double chin.
You got to start doing neck exercises.
Nexercises.
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Cut.
We got a better route here. Did you fuck her on the first time?
Oh my God see that's tricky it's tricky if you do I don't think it's always bad if you fuck I don't think it's always bad but it's a but it will fuck with your head
It's somewhat of a red flag for sure it does it's definitely a red flag if you fuck around the first night
Oh yeah I don't know if it's fully a red flag it's up there
It depends it depends it's a problem if you bang them on the first night it's always in your head
Then how many nights something like how many nights? It's way better when they make you work for it a few times
Second day's way better than first I'd say yeah I'd agree with that I've been trying to ever
You ever hate when, like, a dust chick, like, tries to, like, make you wait, though?
I know, yeah.
Like, you know when you're with a duck.
You know, because chicks do know.
They know if they fuck you on the first night.
Like, if they're smart, they know it's like, I'm not going to fuck them on the first night because I'm just going to look at me like that.
But sometimes you get a dust chick and they, like, try to pull that off.
Oh, it's like, you're not.
Yeah, yeah, you're not even not worthy of, like.
Yeah, what are you doing?
You know, it's too.
You got to commend them for it, but like.
Girls have to understand this.
The first night's okay.
If you fuck somebody.
Okay, it's okay.
you're thinking too much.
That's it.
You're allowed to fuck in the first night.
I think if you get right to it on the first night, then that's a problem.
But if it's a slow build and it just happens to happen, then you could kind of...
But it's tricky.
It's tricky.
It's situational based.
Like if you're at the club or if you go on a date, like a dinner date, it's different, right?
If you're at a date and you bang right away, then it's like...
What are the odd?
She's kind of a hoe if she fucks you on the first date?
She's a...
The chance are higher.
And do you want to date a hoe?
That's the question.
I wouldn't want to, no.
Yeah, so you want to wait.
You want her to fucking make a...
It can...
Already fucking have.
Generally speaking,
yeah, then, yeah, that's kind of...
What else is a...
You have any big red plagues?
What about blowing your trainer?
A kick that vapes?
Blowing your trainer looks like?
Why?
Why?
Why?
I don't get too personal.
Sorry, guys, not bad.
Apologies.
What is it about a girl that vapes?
Vaping's fucked and I know.
I know her trainer.
What about fucking somebody in your apartment?
Is that bad?
Sugar?
What?
What about, uh...
If your girl's fucking one of your buddies,
that's probably not a good thing.
not a good science. Yeah, that's over. Oh, yeah, definitely. Check that beeps. Yeah, vaping's kind of
turn off. It's a huge turn off. Oh, vaping out. Cigarettes, vaping out. You're fucking sucking
on your vaping. I know, but I'm a dude and I'm like, you know, I got issues.
Another red flag. Yeah, vaping. What else? What else? But you can't really tell
I know she's always looking for her vape charger and shit. Yeah, shit's annoying.
You can't tell, though, until you fuck somebody, if you really fuck with them, you know?
How about you, Stani? Any red flags?
Yeah, vaping.
That's a good one. I like that.
People went to talk about in the bio on their IG when they have, like, five different countries that they visited.
Yeah, you see countries.
Like in their highlights, and their highlights?
Yeah, that's a red flag.
What about some, what about some bio ones?
Like, what's something that you've, like, seen a girl?
When they live in Miami and they're a realtor, like, that's...
Oh, you've been fucking sold in one house.
What are?
Only fans, girls, but it's probably red flag.
Oh, you can never date in only fans, but that's just off the table.
That's hard.
I think a girl that goes out a lot.
I'm not I think if a girl goes out a lot like every that's that's a couple times a year you know
like if it's not somewhere it's like oh shit's Friday we now we have to drink you know what I mean
like it's the red flag yeah I think you could date a chick that as an only fans I don't think so
yeah you just don't wipe them because then they have some money too girls that name drop too
girls that name dropping yeah too that's oh yeah that's a big red flag yeah that's that's that's
but when they say it subtly to where you could hear it in a way like
Right, when they're with their girls or whatever.
I've had that situation happen.
Yeah, we've had that happen.
Oh, Judd's here.
Well, you guys got any big plans after my, or up to the fight?
Well, I told you what we're doing this week, right?
So, Stiney knows we're doing for our next NELC video.
Oh, shit, that's right.
We've done our Virgin series before, but now we're trying to do the impossible.
We have a 40, a 40-year-old virgin.
That's incredible.
With a dog.
You want to explain how you know?
Yeah, I just recorded a studio.
Bob, you know him too.
And there's this editor that works there.
Legit virgin.
Oh, that's a good one.
That'll be good.
and he's just like very quiet his name's dave oh yeah really nice dude how for sure do you know
like he actually like you know this no you walk into his apartment and there's like a fucking
dog her fish tank with he has a pet goldfish okay yeah what's like you've asked oh we're probably
ask him dude you don't have to ask him he's just like it smell you just see it on like i feel like a pet
goldfish is not how's this fashion not very good no oh you like over and shit
yeah yeah yeah yeah well we're gonna bring him out Saturday
I think if, I think, I think at 11, if he's like next to you and shit and you like her boys with him, it's gonna, it's gonna, why he's taking it all?
Increase his chances. I'm just, I'm just re-adjusting. That'd be crazy if he gets late Saturday.
But I think, I think, I think Steinie's like, Steinie's saying just because he's in Miami, he's like, dude, we're gonna get him late and shit.
But I personally think at 40, like if you're a 40-year-old virgin, it's not like a 25-year-old virgin. Like, 25, you might have just not got your chance yet.
Yeah.
40, it's like, K, oh, there's something else going on. Like, you're either gay or you're like, micro penis, that's a real fucking thing.
He might honestly get nervous.
But, Paul, about 40, that means it's like...
That means you get...
He probably can wheel, but, like, when he's actually about to hit,
like, he probably fold, right?
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Yeah, but... I would think that's probably
I was... I was thinking, because you know, when you're on a dry
streak, you got to take down, like we said, when you're on a dry streak, sometimes
you just got to take down, like, a dush chick. I fuck a two
to appreciate a time. To get the ball. Like, should we feed him a hooker
just to, like... I'm telling you, real, like, when there's a hot girl
and then, like, there's an okay friend, and the hot friend
Like, all right, I'm gonna fuck sugar.
Like, you gotta fuck his friend.
Like, that happens.
Yeah.
Like, that's happened with me and you probably.
A lot.
Yeah, you gotta be.
You take the scrabble, I'll take down the hotie.
I think in the club, like, that would be the best way.
We'll see, yeah, we'll see the vibes.
Wait, you took one for him for him.
He's taking a few for me.
Some bombs?
Yeah.
I took him bombs for you.
Yeah, you're my guy, yeah.
No, I'll take the hot chick and then fuck the chick that you wanted to fuck too.
I think that's happened.
It's kind of fire, though, too.
Yeah, it's the nastiest girl.
You don't have to the name, but just can you describe her that you've ever fucked.
Just how much did you weigh?
I mean, bad.
I can't even say, bro.
Probably, like, Gabe Preach.
You look, you owe me one, though.
Workout.
When?
You owe me for New York.
I'll tell you later, but that was the worst, man.
I can't believe I did that.
Oh, you're...
You owe me one.
No, no, no, no, no.
When you cockblock me?
What?
In New York, in my hotel?
What did I cog-ball you?
Remember?
You're like, all right, let's get out of here and shit.
That's a foul.
I didn't cock block you.
Remember?
I never did that.
I don't do that shit.
Judd knows.
I don't do any of that shit.
Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no.
We had two chicks in our room and they were both down.
And like, you were calling them like, bitches and shit.
I never said that.
No, I did.
I swear I didn't call that.
That was the night you called the girl.
You told her she looked like a heroin addict, too.
It was that same day.
You think, oh, yeah, that's right.
No, and yeah, I shouldn't have said that.
That was fucked up.
But like, no, not the, not the, I never did the fucking,
the bit, no, I never said bitches to them.
I never called them bitch.
Oh, maybe I was probably.
referring like oh like let's get some bitches
tonight and shit like you know like in that way
yeah no I didn't cut but you owe me one I'll tell
you about New York I'll tell you about New York later
no no you tell us about it now
you know it I don't you know
you're like yo charity
oh yeah
you owe me yeah
you said charity work yeah yeah yeah I've been feeling
dialing in more so you've been on like a good routine
now to where it's not more of a lifestyle
rather than like a challenge that's just
it's all the traveling
dude that really is fuck traveling's fault
It's tough.
Like, we just went to Canada for a week.
Ooh, that looked fun.
What, five bar nights?
Jesus.
That launch was insane.
We did wild.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking Canada was massive.
That looked insane.
You guys, they went crazy out there.
Well, that's your home turf.
March 23rd is going to be Toronto.
If you guys are free.
Jesus.
March 23rd.
Let me check my schedule.
Yep, we got some time.
That's going to be the hometown launch.
Yeah, Montana.
That'll be cool.
No, it's good.
The dial life is the best, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, we're just on a streak.
What have you noticed most, just mentally feeling better or?
you just feel happier clear-headed clear mind like life's fucking good yeah i mean it's all about
balance right yeah i mean if you're if you're if you're on a bendy it's question and how did you
guys come up what was the what was the strategy behind calling your things happy dad and what were the
other options no we just wanted to think of a name that was like that could be bigger than knellk
like originally was going to be called like full sun seltzer which would have been like the
obvious thing but eventually obviously in like five years you know like now we have like sugar
on board like we don't want it to be like about nilk like happy dad's like
You know, the word of God, and Nelk's just like a messenger.
Like, we're just one of the people promoting it, kind of.
So, Happy Dad.
He's very smart man, you know that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, we want to build something way bigger than Nelk.
It can't just be Nelk promoting it, right?
So we came up with a bunch of names, and then when we heard Happy Dad, everyone liked the name,
and then when we mocked up the logo, we're like, oh, shit, this is it.
It's fucking sweet.
Walmart just took us in nationwide, 3,500 Walmarts.
I already know that.
I know.
Shit's fucking booming, bro.
I know.
So how many cans have you sold?
I don't even know
I should know that but I don't
Wow
So what's the exit strategy
We'll see
We're not, we're in no rush
Sugar, what's your honest opinion?
You watch the show, right?
You watch clips
I mean
What do you think of
I think hindsight
You fucked up
No, but what do you think of him
Being a part of it?
Like you enjoy it more?
I hate to say, Dana White Jr.
Over here, go ahead.
You're fucking delusional
You know, I agreed
more so with Dana than anything
Yeah, but
I wonder why
I'm gonna be on yeah
you sound like an idiot on that
oh do I really sleep
oh man yeah do I mean
I'm being serious
it was great entertainment
but you actually sounded like a
well that's a tough position
shout up to Bob for coming on
and like walking into the dungeon
I walked into fucking
you did take that well
Bob walked into the lion's den
you knew you were just gonna
you got eaten up by hyenas bro
it was nuts
yeah I mean definitely you want to call that
I disagree
give a round of applause
for coming honestly
Yeah, you all.
So this is episode one of those.
This is one of six.
Yeah, yeah, you know, we know how to play the game show.
So are you saying right now, the sixth episode will be Daniel Radcliffe?
It will, we have to start calling him Daniel Radcliffe because that's why I talk to the people about.
We can't call him Harry Potter anymore.
So you got to his people's people and you got to get to?
Who did you get to, honestly?
What in his team are you talking to you?
Who am I talking to his team?
Yeah.
First of all, his gardener, I'm not even joking, because low key, if you get to, if you
You go to Mutual Follows.
So if you go and see, here's a little tip for everybody's trying to network and make things happen
because there's nobody better in the world than me at this.
Yeah, of course.
You go to Follows, okay?
So who does he follow?
Now, you're going to find a lot of people he followed, like maybe Barack Obama, maybe all that.
You're not going to be able to get to them.
But then you search, and you keep searching, and you find, like, a guy who has 900 followers, right?
And you're like, oh, who the fuck is this guy?
Oh, it's his landscaper.
Oh.
And you go to fucking Ratcliffe's Landscaper?
Does it say Daniel Radcliffe's a landscaper in his guy?
How did you determine that was him?
It just says,
The landscaper, and I'm just like,
well, I just, why does Harry follow him?
Must be his fucking landscaper.
I thought you were going to click call him Harry.
I thought you're going to click call him Harry.
Did you DM the landscaper?
Oh, my God.
Do I DM the landscaper?
I looked that motherfucker up so fast.
I was, I'm honest.
And what did he respond?
He was like, I'm a landscaper.
I can't help you.
That was it.
So what's the strategy?
Yeah.
How are you going to get them?
The strategy is now we move to phase two.
The housekeeper.
We must find.
Zee housekeeper.
Who else from Harry Potter would be dope.
Hermione would be just as big of a clutch, if not bigger.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
The other guy died.
Hagrid.
Hagrid died, RIP.
Never seen Harry Potter.
What about fucking Draco?
Oh, man, you're missing off.
You've never seen it?
I've never seen it either.
I feel like Draco would be maybe attainable for you.
Do you watch Harry Potter signing?
Of course, bro.
Ron Weasley?
I never watched this.
Weasley would be cool.
Honestly, on a serious one,
J.K. Rowling would be fucking up.
Oh, that would be great.
That just made the late episode.
Yeah, that's going to be the hardest.
that maybe you could let me substitute you could sub j k rowling maybe i should just make my
next all episodes all power potter characters all guests let's work on one out of time all right
good call neville long bottom oh yes neville i remember it's like it was yesterday what house is nevlin
he's a huffel puff right oh he is griffordore so basically shot if you don't get what's going
on yeah we've talked about this before is you know when you want to get a job done with a lady
what do you what you go to what do you put on the tv uh or you just well you're ufc champions you
probably don't have to do that.
I just don't have sugar highlights.
Do you ever watch your own shit?
Oh yeah, I watch my own shit all the time.
With, well, you're in a relationship, sorry, so it's hard to say.
But I watch sugar highlights all the time, baby.
What would you say was your favorite knockout that you...
Who, either the Eddie Weinland.
Eddie, well, that was sweet.
But Eddie Weinland or the Thomas Almeida one.
Ideally, I get a hit Cheeto with the Eddie Weinlin where I sleep him and then the Thomas
Almeida where I land one more.
Is that the one on Ultimate Fighter?
No.
The one on Ultimate Fire was fucked.
Contender series.
Contender series.
Alfred, yeah, that one was pretty crazy.
I've had so many.
That was,
that was your...
Haldjo 1 just so sick
as even being there for Fight Week,
how, how counted out you were?
Yeah, massive underdog.
For you to finish them like that.
I even saw it the other day again.
I was just like, damn.
The books.
I always watched, I've watched that fight a hundred time.
I get fired up when I'm up against the cage.
I hit him with a little fuck something,
something, and I get off the cage and you stand up,
pump fist, like this shit gets me fired up.
He had the happy that I was sick.
Yeah, that was sick.
Yeah, that was...
And that went perfect.
Literally it was like a perfect, yeah.
Does it, uh, does it bother you when all these reporters are coming out saying that you actually have a loss?
No, I don't care.
I play into it a little bit, you know, it's fun, but.
What, you have a loss?
No.
They say I do.
You have a loss.
It's on your card.
Really?
I think so, right?
What is he?
14 and 1?
He's undefeated, bro.
Oh, fucking Bob.
So why do reporters say he's a loss then?
Can I, okay, can I give him my take on it?
Yeah, yeah.
I think it was personally lost.
Yeah.
You also thought Peter Yon was going to beat me.
I thought, I know.
No, I'm sorry, man.
You better know, I'm sorry.
I haven't down you, bro.
I have to apologize.
So he just goes with the favorites every time, that's why.
No, no, okay.
But in a way, doesn't it make sense that since you did fall and he did, right?
Like your leg was done, right?
Yeah.
I mean, the fight, he won the fight, right?
The whole point is to win.
I mean, to beat him, right?
Yeah, technically.
But that's just my take.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But, like, I don't.
People's opinions of certain things.
It's not like it bothered me.
If you said, you think I'm going to get knocked out tomorrow.
or Saturday.
Yeah, I really wouldn't care.
It's true, not true.
If I cared what you guys thought, it'd be like a, that'd be like a weakness mentally.
Did you, didn't you reverse it though?
Reverse it to where it will reverse it to where it should.
State Athletic Commission did.
Also, like, if you're on like, so this weekend, it'll say 17 and 1, not 18.
It should say 18.0.
It should say 18.
Oh, not.
That's a, that's the.
I reversed it.
So you have it?
It's going to say 18.0?
Yeah, I should.
Oh, that's sick.
Yeah.
Oh, so now you're back.
Back.
Do you see what I'm coming from, though?
I think a lot of.
I really don't want you to think I don't want you to win.
I understand what happened in how it actually played out in reality.
I'm very aware of what happened.
Yeah, I mean, we weren't in the cage.
So, yeah, you're right.
Wait, so money-wise, when you start off with the contender thing, that's how you got bigger.
Yeah, I think contender, you make five and five.
So I was making, at the time, it's $10,000.
It's like, holy fucking shit.
Because before I was not making anything as an amateur, then you make $300 as a pro,
then $700 as a pro.
Now you're fighting on contenders, series, make it $5 and $5.
Like, that was crazy amount of money.
How does that pay, getting back in on the pay-per-view?
How does that work out?
Is that something where you, like, have a little leverage because you want it and you can say,
hey, we need more, or is it already built in your thing?
Built into your thing, also I was able to renegotiate, sit down and do my thing.
So who was that negotiation between?
Take us by the business side of fighting?
Me and Hunter, and Emron, my guy, Emron, sit down with Hunter and talk numbers and smooth.
So it doesn't go through Dana at all towards the end?
I'm personally just dealt with Hunter for the most part.
Hunter's the fucking man.
and then Hunter
Hunter's the fucking man
behind the scenes
he's the fucking man
he's fucking cool as shit
there's not a ton of people
hear about his name
but
yeah hunter Campbell is a beast
yeah for real
100%
how does it feel
the last two fights
you were like
underdog
this one it seems like
you're super
super favored
yeah everyone keeps saying
this is gonna be
a super easy fight
like this is not a
fucking easy fight
by any means
dudes has 25 UFC fights
never been dropped
never been sub
never been knocked out
like this is not
an easy fight by any means
that's what I mean
does it change
when you hear that i know you've been off your phone and shit too
which we should talk about but yeah does that noise
from people that you're supposed to win
like does that affect you at all no not
really it's like
me and him are going to stand in the arctagon
and fucking fight that's just
as simple as that i don't
overthink shit to where i'm like fuck this
it's like we're going to get in there saturday night
and fight whoever wins wins
and uh as simple as that i i definitely try
try not to overthink anything but uh
yeah don't mind being an underdog or favorite it's whatever
i like being an underdog for the boys
so they can make some cheddar.
I mean, you know what I mean?
I fucking bet Yon and fucking Al Jolras.
You bet on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think that plays in your favor
that, like, Cheeto starts, like, really slow?
Like, apparently, like, I mean, his,
all the fights that he's been fighting in,
he does start, like, pretty much slow, right?
Yeah, but that's also dangerous
because, you know, you'd get tired, beating him up,
so it's, like, it's a balance,
you know, I've got to go out there and play the game,
but, uh, with all that said,
done, I feel like I go out there
knock his ass out but I'm very aware that it's very tough very durable hard to finish never
been finished so it's not like it's going to be easy you see yourself mixing up like wrestling
or yeah yeah I'm full full MMA fight it's like you know you got to be smart and see where his
weaknesses are and shit too so it's yeah what was the had you come up with the decision to like
not really go on your phone this camp that's a new thing right yeah yeah I deleted instant
Twitter up my phone I hired Blake as an assistant which is also new starting the year so it's been
so fucking nice just grad I have a fucking
family so it's so much easier to delete that and just be off that instead of fucking
building blocks with elana while i'm surfing it's it because it'll get you when did you
decide that uh probably eight weeks ago nine weeks no probably earlier closer to the beginning of
the year um was like fuck because i tried putting the timer on there and then you fuck the type of
dance it's like it doesn't work it's got to get rid of it get it off my fucking phone it's been
nice dude i feel way more clear-headed but i also haven't been smoking fucking dialed and
eat and perfect sleeping perfect so it's all the mixture of all those things but i do feel like i'm
I'm on my phone way less.
My screen time's always down way more.
It's fucking nice.
What is your screen time?
Everybody check the screen time.
Everybody should go check their screen time.
How do you do that?
I just really want to know
what everybody's screen time is.
I'm curious.
Yours is probably the highest.
Is it?
Probably.
It's weird because when you look at app limits.
If I just go to the settings and type screen time
and they'll probably pop up.
But when you see what you're looking at,
like I have three hours on YouTube,
hour on Snapchat, hour on Messenger,
44 minutes on Discord,
35 minutes on Tetris.
But I'll listen to Spotify and count that as hours.
You listen to Spotify for two hours, you get that.
What have you been listening to lately?
Rogan.
The whole time, everything?
I listen to Rogan all the time.
Have you done?
Phil Pod was fucking crazy.
Kid Rock Pod was fire.
Have you been on the show?
Three times.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Like you, I don't use the internet either,
so I don't know these things.
Yeah, yeah.
Boys, I got a fucking piss.
I'm legit, like sweat.
We can talk about our victory real quick.
You guys don't...
You guys didn't win, bro.
I don't...
Nobody does what I did.
Dude, it's crazy.
I've never seen that many stories on a fucking shared reel in my life.
Like, it was ridiculous, dude.
We got like only like 20 million views.
It got like a mill, bro.
No, bro.
Because first of all, I'm a shadow band.
Dude.
First of all, I don't allow...
It was crazy that you celebrated a tie.
Yeah, it's crazy.
That was just ridiculous.
I was just shocked.
Like, people were...
People were calling me, like, yo, is it actually like a tie?
Yeah, dude.
Tiger Woods doesn't do that shit.
I think the hype was just tripping in on a game.
Yeah, he was so hammered that he thought he won.
I swear to God, like, I think you actually thought like you won.
No, I just was like, I'm a beast.
The fucking champs, baby.
But you know why?
It's because me and Salim, I do consider it somewhat of an L because we were supposed to win.
You guys are heavy favorites.
No, no, no, like, you know, the first nine, the first nine.
The first nine, that was.
Steinie showed up second nine, that's what happened to warm up.
He showed up.
He showed up.
He did.
He showed up.
Yeah, he made a one.
big putt. You shut up. No,
comes in the drives.
15, 16, 17, 18.
I was putting well and chipping well.
I wasn't hitting the ball well, though.
Kyle, Kyle, you got that.
Like, you were, I mean, I wasn't hit the ball.
The driver.
I mean, there's nothing we could do about a chip and birdie.
Yeah, there's not, but you didn't win.
Nothing you can do.
That's what we do to do.
Nothing.
But the rematch, the rematch will come.
The rematch will come, but, you know, obviously like him.
Wait a few weeks.
We want back in the paperbubies.
You know, next time's going to be a whole negotiation.
Third episode's not happened for a year.
I know, Bob's not.
He's going to, like, think it's some huge thing.
Every day you post on full send with any guest, any fucking guest that you guys put on that full send golf channel,
I will ride you till you fucking die on social media and say, unfortunately, you have not a champion.
By the way, we put the video up on TikTok that of me asking you to do a playoff too.
And you're like, wow.
So we have all that footage too.
Yeah, we do too.
Because actually everyone was down for a playoff.
I had guys in the trees.
You didn't want to do one more hole.
We're good.
I got my pink shorts.
Fuck that.
That's the first time.
You got, you're doing that?
pink and gold, baby.
Fuck.
Yeah, it's going to be incredible.
You know a photo then?
I posted on my TikTok, Snapchat and Twitter.
I want to see that.
You hear if there's anyone big coming on the fight?
I know Mr. Beast.
KSI, Logan,
Joey B, hit me up.
Joe Bro.
Joe Burrow's going to be, yeah.
Joe Biden.
Is Biden really going?
Yeah, no.
Fucker.
He's a big sugar fan, bro.
Yeah, it should be friends.
Oh, these are sick.
Yeah, those are fire, huh?
Pink and gold.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's awesome.
To me fire.
You like that video too?
Is it silly or no?
Wait, did you watch the video?
He just, he sent it to me.
Oh, okay.
The videos for jokes.
These are sick, dude.
Yeah.
Damn.
This is nice.
Fuck ya.
Fuck yeah.
What do you all?
What do you charge for people that want to do shit with you?
A lot.
Really?
Yeah.
So like, what do you sell for the fight when you do sponsorship stuff?
I see the video.
I'm pretty much locked.
I'm not really doing like just short-term stuff.
Like, just short-term stuff.
I'm trying to do, you know, seven-figured long-term.
Like, happy dad.
Yeah, yeah.
Real shit.
Yeah.
Not like, you know, fucking take a post for 30,000, huh?
Make sure you trust your partners.
Make sure you trust your partners.
Oh, I got, I got a good team around me that'll fucking, you know.
Looked over the contract.
Very good.
Make sure you do that, too.
Signed the contract.
Some of us guys at old school.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, bro.
We appreciate it.
Yeah, we're fucking fired up, bro.
Should be shot, baby, Saturday night.
It's so Saturday night.
Good luck.