FULL SEND PODCAST - Theo Von | Ep. 151
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I think I should go with these shades or without them?
I'd say with.
You think of them?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
A little sophistication.
Finally, somebody that's not a sex trafficker on here, huh?
I know, right?
Not that we know of.
You know no say.
When the government asked me about that kind of shit,
you don't say, Venezuela.
You met the Tates.
What did you think of them?
I said, look, send me back to Venezuela.
That's what I say.
If they come at me for some shit, I say, send me back to Venezuela, my son.
my wife
dude it's funny if you talk to somebody
who's like from a Spanish country
and you don't know any Spanish right now
and they're trying to say something to you
they're like my son
my wife
and you're like okay
I don't know what to do you know
you can't just say my son
and expect me to like know what you're saying
I think they're just trying to get you to understand
that they have a family or something you know
but they're sometimes
I'm thinking about like if you meet somebody
at a gas station that speaks Spanish
and they're you know
sometimes they're lying to you they say
their car
their car is broken or whatever
my son
My wife.
Like having a son is not a pass to just get away with anything you want, right?
You know what I'm saying?
If you want five or ten bucks, ask me for that.
But don't create this fictional world where there's a trapped family somewhere.
Because then I drive off.
Yeah, I give you five or ten bucks.
But then I drive off and now I'm worried about this group or something, you know.
Is that like Latins, Latinos in general or is that just?
I don't know.
And, you know, I think I'm probably hastily generalizing here.
But anyway, have we started?
Should we start ever?
Yeah, no.
This is pretty much it.
We got big Pio Pond on the pod for the second time.
We've been a lot of the same places recently.
We've been trying to do this.
You've been busy with your movie.
Yeah, it's definitely interesting.
We made our own movie, man.
Is it done?
It's done being taped.
And then we have to put it together.
So it's a mix of, so it's not done.
It's not done.
It's, yeah.
Dude, yeah, it was just crazy.
It's like, it's a lot of work.
I understand why people say, like, when they talk about movies,
they're like, it was a crate, it was hard to get this thing completed or something.
you know because you realize like man so many little things have to fall into place a lot of hurdles
yeah just things come up somebody has pink eye or whatever somebody's been eating ass at night or
whatever you know when they show up and they can't even see you know but they're supposed to be
looking over a ridge and like you know that's part of the they're you know they're like a lookout
on a boat or something for that day you got some guy in the fucking pink eye yeah in both eyes I'm like
dude at least wear an eye patch who is that the Diaz brothers or no no no that wasn't the Diaz brothers
But anyway, I'm on like 100 different things to say
My son, my wife
I'm like I feel like I'm doing like seven
I'm having like seven different conversations right now
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game. Let's get into the pod. What else can you tell us about the movie? Because I'm
interested in it. I can't wait to see it. I guess there's two parts of it. One was like the
business part of it. It was like, you know, we tried to send the script around. Nobody wanted
to make the movie. And so we're like, well, let's just make it ourselves. You know, we'd already
spent so much time writing it and talking about it. At some point, that gets weird.
It's like you've talked about something so much that you're like, shit.
it. Now I have to do it now. You actually have to do it.
Yeah. Which I think is what they should do with those stolen valor guys when they
bust those dudes at the mall or whatever. And they should make them, they should have to enlist
then, you know. But yeah, I felt like we were kind of creating stolen valor by saying
that we had written a movie. But yeah, it was me and David Spade. And that was amazing
just because it's him. You know, it's like. He's a legend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
he is. And he had just done so many, like, you know, he's just so funny.
I just thought if I look back on my life
would I be like damn I should that would have been something
that I would have missed out on and
yeah I felt like I made the right choice
but yeah we're gonna try to try to put it out ourselves
we're do um it's getting added it right now
and then we'll get to look at it
and then we get to help do and edit ourselves
if we want to and so
where's the dream spot for it to air
I can't tell it's like you don't even know in six months
like things are just popping up all over the place now too right
like now peacocks got their own thing
or fucking like, I don't know what's on Hulu anymore.
I saw a thing the other day on TikTok some kid.
You press a button.
He's laying in his bed watching TV on the ceiling of his room.
Yeah.
Just some little thing.
It's a little cube and it plays movies on his ceiling or whatever.
So I don't, you know, I think you got to sneak in in people's dreams and fucking show it to him now.
That's probably the next step.
Yeah, dude.
That's probably the next step.
Well, I'm sure it's going to be huge when it comes out.
I can't wait to see that.
I don't, I mean, look, I think, I don't know if I love the acting part.
I did love, like, thinking up lines and sharing those and, like,
because like you'd have like the set it's all right there so you can sneak over and tell the actor like
hey try it like this so oh so you were like directing as well i was helping we had a really great
director this uh young guy named jona fine gold but we were all kind of working together it was
like because we paid for it so it's like you're you know you you got to also be involved
you know we're at least trying to help create what you want but um everybody was super
helpful and uh yeah i don't know man it's hard it's like some things you do a podcast you're like
kind of know how it went this you do it out of order well i think you're just very critical like
you're you like to have a good product no matter what you do i've noticed that about you like all
your stuff's funny that comes out and i think now you're doing a new avenue so you're like
you just want it to be great which is a natural feeling right yeah i think it's just scary because
you don't know how it's going to be and oh you did it out of order so it's like um you paid for it
first right you pay up front you do it out of order it's just a fucking horrible business deal
yeah so but yeah anyway and if it flops it's the worst thing ever right like
You fucked.
Right.
But unless you also tell people up front, like, hey.
It's a shit.
Right.
Or it's pretty good.
Like, this guy was great.
End of the story.
When we wrote the script, it was really funny.
We thought it was funny.
So there's a lot of bad shit out there.
I think it's as good as that shit.
Yeah.
And I don't even see, you know.
But if it comes out horrible,
and then they have this, all these quotes to me saying this is going to be
alarming.
But I don't fucking know, dude.
It was a lot of cool cameos, right?
Diaz brothers I saw.
Dude, yeah.
Even just getting the Diaz brothers was in there, dude.
And they...
What were they like?
Because I know those boys, those boys are fucking rowdy.
I've partied with those boys.
They're always just looking for scraps.
Oh, dude.
Like, did they assault anyone on set or no?
There was some, I wouldn't, I would say maybe, I would say light abuse or whatever.
Light abuse.
Light abuse.
Yeah.
Nothing domestic.
Like if a cop pulled up, he kind of wave it off, but he definitely, he flashes lights, but still drive off.
Right.
Just like a little flash warning.
Yeah, just a fucking warning.
That's kind of what you want from the Diazbo.
Yeah.
Were they all there?
What was the gang?
There was, I don't, I mean, they had a Tesla that had weed smoke coming out of
it and every now and then another Diaz brother would pop out of it.
It was almost like one of those clown cars,
but these dudes ain't fucking clowns, bro.
I'm not saying that at all.
If they were, they were the insane clown posse dude.
That's who it was.
I didn't expect them to drive Teslas.
It might have been court-ordered.
I don't want to say something like that.
I don't know.
The self-driving aspect.
And then the state gets to control where it goes.
I see.
So I don't know.
I don't know some of the issues that they're dealing with.
But the funniest part about it was,
So I'm trying to
I'm trying to tell Nate Diaz
Because like
The only reason I ever got to go to UFC
Was David Spade brought me as his friend
Really?
Rogan had brought me before
But like the way that I kind of
I think got to maybe meet some of you guys
And meet
Dana and stuff was that
David Spade brought me
Wow
So anyway we've
He and I have a good connection about UFC
We'll David and I'll watch the fights together sometimes
So we had this part in
And it was like dude
What if Nate Diaz would do it
And we're like no way
He would never do it
and then so one time I'm at the I'm at the fights is probably like six months ago or something
and Nate Diaz is I think he's leaving the fight or something so I walk up to him and I don't
really know him that good you know I've like kind of like cheered him on and stuff but I don't
I never really talk to him too much personally yeah and I was like Nate hey man we we wrote
and it always sounds like the cheesy shit we wrote this movie we thought you'd be great you
start as you're saying it you just want to fucking come on your own back type shit
You know, because what you're saying seems kind of gay, you know.
But anyway, what I don't realize is he's trying to talk to me.
He's getting thrown out of the fucking venue, right?
I didn't realize this was happening.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I still had no idea.
He's like walking.
He's like, and I'm wondering why he's leaving in the middle of the fights and we're kind of
walking towards the back door.
I'm like, oh, he's fucking leaving.
And he's like, all right, I'll talk to you later.
You know, he's like, yeah, we'll talk later about it or something.
But then later I saw a video online, a clip.
And you could see he's literally.
They're really getting escorted out by security.
I don't think he ever leaves like normally.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
He's always getting escorted out.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
He is the only guy that I know that has security, but it's not his, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And those boys just love to naturally like, they're just looking for a scrap.
Yeah, they just like, I mean, getting to be around him was awesome, dude.
You know, he let us FaceTime with his kids one time for a little bit.
And like, yeah, getting to see like other parts of his person.
It was all awesome, right?
and but I didn't realize
I saw a clip then
you can see him get asked for it out
and I'm trying to talk to him
I didn't realize at that moment
he was getting thrown out of the venue
or whatever
so I kind of came up to him
and tried to pitch it to him
at the craziest time
and was he don't know if he was
I guess it worked out right
because he's yelling
but he threw a water
at somebody you know
he's fucking yelling at something
so it was like
but yeah
anyway it ended up working out
so but yeah it was just cool
man just to get to be around him
that he would do it
you know they came
and they came
showed up you know i think they were like they were excited about doing it you know him and chris
a villa who um is a friend of his uh his boy andrew came they had fake cocaine on set he did a couple
grams of it that's good um which is like hey dude that might be worse for you than real cocaine
did he look experienced or no i mean he looked like a little bit right yeah yeah yeah definitely
yeah he's been nose down on the counter for sure he looked like yeah he's been a vacuum for
sure he definitely looked like he looked like if he had a bunch of cocaine stuck in his lungs probably
like when he passes away or whatever like say they don't say he dies early or something and i hope he
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We were just when we saw our good friend now, Connor McGregor, we just went to see him in Ireland.
Really?
Yeah.
We went to for St. Paddies to Ireland.
Oh, you were in to Ireland for St. Patrick's?
Yeah, we just came back like two days ago.
So that's someone we both chilled with at the inauguration.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, I'll tell you this.
Crazy story.
So my friend Megan just texted me.
She's like I was at the Washington Memorial or something.
And some guy came up and said, well, you take a picture of me and my family at the
the Washington Monument or whatever.
And so I took one and then he took one for me.
And then she goes, and then he left.
And then I realized it was Connor McGregor.
No way.
I'm like she's literally 40 minutes ago to submit that.
But dude, that was crazy, right?
At the inauguration?
Yeah.
I mean, it was so cool.
Like that bus ride with just, I mean, we got, shout out Alex B.
Our boy, too.
He was the one that set you up too, right?
Alec Bushowitz, John Chahidi.
Yeah, that was awesome, dude.
And me and Theo get on the bus.
And then we're with the Paul brothers.
And then Alex tells us that Connor McGregor is going to be getting on the same bus as us.
Yeah.
And those guys have like, they've been chirping on Twitter for fucking years, right?
So I was like, holy fuck, are we going to be on the bus with all three of these guys?
And it was actually a great bus ride.
Well, I was sitting over by a Vander Holyfield, dude.
Oh.
I've told this before, but one time I'm at the airport.
I'm in Chicago and walking down the terminal.
And they had a McDonald's right there.
And they had some tables right kind of by the terminal walk where you're walking.
And Vander's Holyfield sitting right there.
and he got him some fries
he got some extra fras
or whatever
so he started he in his mouth doesn't
his mouth works but it doesn't work
you know
after your mouse has been hit a lot
your mouth doesn't work as much
it's not the most functional mouth
yeah he almost would be better
maybe one of those uh throat holes or whatever
right you know what I'm saying
because you're fucking yeah
yeah yeah but he has still
at the time he's working these fries
just through his like just
like a paper shredder
right putting them into his face right
yeah and there's a sister working down
at the cinnabon I clocked her
about 70 feet earlier
and because she had the long braids
and they were all getting caught
in the fucking frosting and shit
when she's just whipping that shit around over there
you know fucking slanging
sea bonds as bitches on it right
and so beautiful bitch
sorry yeah anyway I start hearing
her run down the terminal
dude and so she runs right
up by Vander
Holyfield and she looks at him
and she's like
I used to watch you
wrestle
with frosting on her hair and shit
it's getting on his mouth and shit
and then she fucking did six of those dude
and fucking disappeared
and just six hair spins
disappeared
but no it was just this crazy moment
where a girl thought that he was a wrestler
like this guy got his face
he was a world champion
he got his face beaten in and out of his own skin
and then it's just crazy how times
like no matter what you do
to some lady you're just a fucking wrestler
you know you're just
After achieving all that.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter if you're fucking Sigmund Freud.
You are a fucking wrestler.
This motherfucker used to wrestle withy coli or whatever.
Or like, what did he heal?
I don't know.
Something.
Vanderholyfield?
No,
Sigmund Freud.
Oh,
Sigmund Freud.
Yeah.
I don't even know who the fuck that is.
I actually really don't.
So we're on the bus, dude.
And yeah, it was just a lot.
Everybody's wearing winter clothing.
And so that's always a lot, even in its own right?
For me, it was the first time we were a fan of my fit, too, right?
You sat on your pod.
Oh.
best looking on seeing you i just feel like the chicks they do like they kind of have that soft spot
for guys that commit business crimes like what was that fucker that got arrested recently oh bankman
freed no that guy looks like shit though the other guy the better the better looking guy not that
i look like him but yeah the chicks were all over him so they were yeah i also went to tom ford too
and the lady there just she fucking rinsed me bro like she was she was so good looking she could
have sold me air so i kind of got taken advantage of a little bit but yeah you know what you know
of like when that happens kind of oh yeah dude like she could have sold me fucking anything and
i would have probably bought it oh dude miss robin when i was in uh kindergarten this lady miss robin
she had kind of like feathered hair right like she had hair like kind of a professional
wrestler male like one of those hypoallergenic dogs yeah kind of like an australian shepherd and
they haven't gotten its hair cut yet right right like fucking right really cool she used to let me
go outside and watch her smoke on her smoke break she was the only kid like
the other kids and they were shitting on themselves and learning a couple letters or whatever
and I was just fucking knew the whole alphabet dude so would she warn you or just kind of
give you like a head nod like I'm gonna go it was like kind of nap time and everybody else
are kind of lay and I'm fucking keeping an eye open she'd give me that but it was just like yeah it's
crazy the kind of shit a woman can get you to do right you know I'm standing out there with my
fucking young lungs just fucking catching secondhand smoke just to be around a woman right but yeah
yeah well yeah the inauguration it's just crazy the whole thing is I mean just top to
bottom the whole part the all of it was crazy the fact that we got to go to it right like why were we
there like we didn't need to be there right we didn't we both got a fucking shout out in the
the presidential acceptance speech too from dana what was your reaction when you saw that oh
i was still away because i'm watching you know it was like um and i started getting text from
people and i was like oh my god what just happened it's kind of scary because then i was like it's
like one 30 and we're not nobody's up watching this
probably.
Meanwhile, everyone was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I start getting text from people, old teachers, ex-girlfriend's moms, you know, how are you?
You know, Ramona's divorce now or whatever, just shit like that, like trying to get me to pull up.
Yeah, it was just, I'm trying to think of what I feel about it.
Because the older ladies, too, that really, that kind of turns them on, like when they saw that.
Oh, they think, yeah.
And one thing I noticed about you, too, like, even at the inauguration, the older ladies, too, you kind of do something to them that.
with their mind a little bit like they really like you i noticed that yeah everywhere we went at
the inauguration like wives would be with their husbands and this girl was like melting like melting
over you like i think her husband was like getting a little upset but then he probably was a fan of you
too oh that's got to be crazy weird huh yeah it's pretty cool though the husband's like don't
fucking be over there talking to him let me go talk to him yeah exactly yeah he's like i'm gonna
tell this guy what i think of him then he comes over and he's just fucking bullshitting yeah
about what else was cool about that we're having uh well just the whole thing still dude the whole
thing to me was great i mean like half hot chocolates half coffees connor mcgregor invented that that
was a good little potion he's like all you want to the special area for you boys fair play lots
yeah fire play want some fuck chicken broth yeah and we're like what is he talking about you know and it's very
and when you hear an irish guy talk even though he's the most powerful leprecon that's ever existed
ever when you hear an irish guy say there's something secret somewhere there's something really
magical about it you know yeah if it's a chinese guy talk even though it's a chinese guy
I didn't think of why that was so magical
Because that was the off-limits area
We snuck into this area
Crazy. They had no food, they had no water
Yeah
And we discovered this magical little area
With Connor McGregor
And it's crazy
And when you walk with Connor memory
They just kind of led it
It's like he's like has
He's uh has clearance or whatever
Like there's like military people
A drug dog was even like
To him
Like everybody just get a fucking drug dog
Gave him clearance
I was like
Who even knows this dog?
You know?
But yeah
So then we're back in some special area and there's like people, there's military personnel,
like they're eating rations, they're cooking little things on like little bunt and burners
on the fucking carpet and stuff.
I'm like, and I think that's because the previous administration wasn't taking care of them.
Yeah, everybody like, yeah, they had this like some hot chocolate.
It definitely changed the energy up.
But dude, there were people in there that were governors, mayors, um, rich people.
Rich people.
Yeah.
Oh, that was the thing I didn't like.
It's just fucking...
Too many rich people?
Yeah, there's some rich kid.
My dad is fucking, you know, the ambassador of milkshakes or whatever.
A lot of kids like that.
Yeah, a lot of fucking victims of fucking money slurp lords in there.
But it was cool.
It was a cool experience all in a lot.
A bunch of tax break monkeys in that bitch, you know?
So many.
I had a great time.
I mean, what a once in a lifetime experience.
Well, still the whole thing seemed like a dream.
Because also you always hear, for me, like you hear about politics and like you hear about,
but you don't really know if like,
what really happened to those things you see it on C-SPAN it's just like a bunch of like white people just like walking around and stuff and wearing suits and everything but then you're there and you're like this is crazy dude you didn't see at the end of our row was Mayor Eric Adams dude I know he was he was in our row the mayor of New York yeah I think it's just about money and sex at the end of the day right you think I think so dude I mean it seemed like Mary Adams was there to get laid what I think so boy he was not well wasn't any chicks on R row then he was there for
There was Danica.
I was on our row.
She was on our row.
Nice lady.
Oh, yeah.
She was nice.
She's locked up, though.
Yeah?
Yep.
She had met her boyfriend actually one year earlier, she said.
I think maybe on New Year's she met him, but she was, yeah, actually she was super cool.
That was cool.
But yeah, the whole thing was just bizarre.
It was like, I hadn't seen the Paul brothers in a long time.
So when do you see them?
And then when do you see, you know, you and I'll cross pass probably way more than them.
Yeah.
And then Connor was just the fucking wrenching at all.
That was crazy.
And then you have, you know, and then Logan fight, you know,
it does mythological fighting, whatever it's called professional wrestling.
What's your take on wrestling?
Oh, I think it's awesome, man.
You like it?
Yeah.
I can't get into it.
Really?
No, did you watch it growing up?
Oh, dude.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
In our neighborhood, we, everybody watched it.
Everybody looked like a wrestler.
And men, the women, the children were kind of fat and more like small tights.
That sounds like a nice neighborhood
And this was a time when people were just fat
And you could wrestle
Right
Like that kind of era is a little
It's not what it used to be
No they're all like jacked and shit now right
It used to be
And now it's all the TikTokers
Coming into the WWE and stuff too right
It used to be if you had
If you had buck teeth or whatever
You could rat
You know it was like
You just had to have one thing
You know
Blind Johnson or whatever
And they had a blind brother in there
Just fucking
And he still whoops some ass
With the pink guy guy from set
Yeah
Just like one little
dysfunctional thing about yourself
Oh ass Watkins or whatever that guy's
was conjunctive idas fucking johnson he's in that bitch yeah yeah it used to be if you couldn't
read or whatever they'd be like uh no words wilson is fighting this weekend or something you know
now everyone's a fucking scholar yeah now everybody it's like it's just i i you know what i just
realized i think there is room for more of a real type of wrestling to come back a little bit
because everything kind of gets things kind of go and get too fancy and then that's
when something else is able to come along and I think is a little bit more connected to
um to the roots how so what would you do differently as like the creative director i'd go back
to people um real some real side show type people yeah fucking no arms young you know a chinese
guy zero arms right his finishing move is just the soy sauce missile or whatever yeah so he fucking
fills his mouth with soy sauce right climbs up the rope somehow has no arms right that right that right
there, that's awesome.
Right. Climes up, jumps
off the fucking ropes, and fucking
headbutt somebody while they're laying in the middle.
So just more disabilities and like Chinese food
involved in the entire... I just think you need
more grassroots type of shit. Sometimes
things get a little too glossy.
Yeah. Yeah. It's become
yeah. I see what you're saying.
Oh yeah, but we love the wrestling dude.
That was like one of our favorite things. We have the one of
the Von Erick's is coming on.
Nice. So I'm excited
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How big was the
Trump interview for you as a moment?
That was one of, I think that was the best,
the funniest interview
I've ever fucking seen in my life.
Yeah, it was so funny.
I mean, when you brought up the,
the cocaine makes you feel like a mechanic,
like just to the future president
and the former president.
Oh, yeah.
It had me and all the boys howling.
Oh, thanks, boys.
Because it kind of is, it's a true thing.
Like, the cocaine that makes you feel like kind of like a mechanic.
So I just thought it was a funny line.
I saw that clip everywhere.
Yeah, yeah, thanks.
Yeah, I think it kind of surprised.
me a little bit. I mean, I was talking about this other day. One of the fear, one of the things
that messed with me, it messed with my own ego. It made me think that I had that I knew something
about politics too, which was like a little bit of a weird trap. You know, it's like, oh yeah,
I'm a political now. I'm a political guy now, you know? So that was like kind of a little
trap that I noticed that I kind of fell into like at the beginning of this year. Just like
getting, you know, like your own ego sometimes trick you kind of. I've had a couple of podcast
episodes that week already and I was so tired that day. It was just like, you know, you have that
day sometimes you're like this is not the day for anything um no you killed it i mean what's that at
over 13 million is it really i mean i haven't checked in a while but last time i checked it was fucking
it was crazy yeah yeah dude i mean i thought it was interesting he's fucking hilarious oh did you see
the address to the congress it wasn't congress address what was it because somebody look it up he
just did it like about one week ago it was the we don't have a producer guy that none of them are
capable but yeah i'm kind of shocked by that a little bit um um
Yeah, there's the whole guy fucking eating over there.
He's eating a fucking Chipotle bowl.
Is this Sunday conversation?
The audio's barely fucking working.
Yeah, it wasn't it.
It was like the joint address to con.
I know what you're talking about.
It was a couple weeks ago.
Dude, that, if you watch it especially at like 1.5, it is the, that's the funniest hour
and a half of television I think I've ever seen in my life.
There's like this white guy that keeps fucking dozing off.
One team is only allowed to like say how they feel like on little signs or whatever.
Jimmy Snooka was in there
They fucking threw him out, dude
Was that the cane guy?
Yeah
I'm like, what is he doing?
What the fuck was he doing?
I don't know.
It's like he was upset about something
that happened in Hawaii or whatever, I guess.
But yeah, dude, Trump's fucking hilarious, man.
I'll say this, it's definitely,
it's way more entertaining.
I think when he's in office.
But yeah, just the whole thing to me was bizarre.
I think it was bizarre how quick,
how it felt like you got so close to politics.
That was the bizarre thing.
Because politics always felt like,
like this invisible space you couldn't get into
and you have to be an elected official
to be around this thing.
But then you start to see,
well, a lot of elected officials,
it's like they're getting lobbied
from certain places.
And so many people are like,
like the family unit is going.
Fucking both parents are having to work two jobs.
Minimum wage fucking sucks.
Nobody can stay alive on it.
The number one cause of bankruptcy in America
is medical debt, right?
We're being fucked over by our own fuck.
So then you start to realize,
oh, well, that whole thing is this fucking system.
so since we don't work for anybody
you start to become
like one thing gets too glossy
and then this other fucking grassroots thing
starts to become
not more respected or anything
but it's just like
that starts to become the new avenue
I guess
and I wasn't thinking of it like that
but it just kind of
I think I'm still just shocked
that we got to be that close to it
and that we were there
and yeah we're all on that bus
and I was like this is really happening
crazy
so that line in the thing
the mechanic cocaine line.
What region do you think in the world or the states
probably just has the worst, like, cocaine?
Mexico.
Mexico?
I think Mexico has horrible fucking cocaine.
I'll say that shit right now.
Fucking fake-ass Colombia with that fucking shit.
It helps you paint.
I don't give a fuck.
Dude, yeah, my buddy and I bought a wet, like two wet grams of Mexican cocaine was, right?
Oh, yeah.
And my buddy.
Just like morning dew on the bag?
just no all the stuff was wet it was wet it was fucking wet and the guy was the guy we borrowed
from was wet i'll be honest with you he just showered yeah i don't know if this dude had the
fucking was just a humid guy this dude was humid and yeah so we got this shit and we're trying
to like fucking we're trying to dry someone out of the microwave and shit at this motel we're staying
at so mexico shit is trash dude it's killing off so many americans where's that shit coming
from the bad shes the fentanyl i know apparently china right but like i don't
know i don't know if i believe that so the chinese are over there just making fentanyl purposely to
poison people doing cocaine i mean i guess it's possible but it seems like a lot of effort yeah and i
wonder i don't know if chinese people would do that maybe their government would do it but like
even if i'm a human and somebody's like hey we want you to produce fentanyl like what human knowing what
it does to people or whatever would still make that you know it seems like it might just be
cheaper to make and they might just be mixing it together in mexico right
Like the damp guy is probably like, y'all want to save a few bucks.
I'm going to mix some fentanyl into this cocaine.
Yeah.
Give me two humidifiers and a fuck.
These two idiots are going to do it regardless.
Right.
Yeah, dude.
So that was, I think they have bad cocaine.
I'm trying to think, you know, I've always wanted to go on a cocaine tour or whatever it's called where they take it all the cocaine places or whatever.
I don't know.
How about North, Canada?
I just got back from there.
Yeah.
But it's Columbia.
Or you're in Vancouver.
Is there last night?
Yeah.
They love cocaine up there.
Do they?
Do they?
They love it.
Especially in the winter time.
I didn't even know that.
everybody there's just they got fucking some guy they're all fresh fished out everybody's
fucking got fish on them you don't want a fish some guy started talking he had fucking
six ounces of fucking fresh salmon in his lip really could even fucking hear him yeah
in Vancouver some guy yeah he was like holyfield I yeah yeah I used to watch them
wrestle dude I mean yeah I love Canadians dude I would love to get you know I always have a dream
that I would meet my wife in Canada or something I think you could meet your wife up there
But yeah, Victoria was awesome.
Did Victoria BC out there on the island?
Do you see any whales?
No, we didn't at all.
Everybody's pretty in shape up there, too.
You know?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know what there are up there?
A lot of Chinese, actually.
Right.
Yeah.
My friend told me that.
We had a racist driver that was driving us around.
He wasn't racist.
He was just like, you know, he would occasionally say something that was, you know, I knew.
Racist to Asian people?
He just was, like, aggressive about some of the history.
histories that had occurred. Okay. But yeah, so he was talking to us about just some of the different
influence that had been, that had happened in, um, in Vancouver and in British Columbia over the
years. And there was a lot of Chinese folks there. I mean, being racist to Asians is just, I don't know,
I feel like that's a little uncalled for. Like, they haven't done anything that bad. Oh yeah. I don't
even do that. I mean, I'll do, you know, I have a couple groups that I've like, yeah, I don't think
you should do racism. That's my big thing now. Yeah. What do you, what do you get out of it? Yeah,
you get to feel good about yourself for a few seconds.
And then after that, it's just, you're just being a dick.
Yeah.
And then you don't have a lot of friends that are different call, different or whatever.
And it's just, there's no money in it.
There's no money in it.
No, there's no money in racism.
Yeah, it's like, there used to be.
I mean, I don't know, dude.
I mean, I think there used to be probably.
It depends.
It depends on what history you believe.
It was probably a good business back in the day.
To be racist?
Maybe there was.
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know.
I might say I condone it.
No, I would love to get a racist historian of racism on to even look at what
that's like in where it's at.
Because I think a lot of it's fucking gone.
I think some people have issues with different cultures now,
but it's just because those cultures are the way that they are.
And you're never going to be able to completely eradicate racism.
No.
Like you can't eradicate murderers.
You can't eradicate rapists.
Right.
Racism's always going to be there.
But I think people love each other right now more than ever.
Yeah.
I think now if people don't like a certain type of person generally,
they still will give us someone in that culture an opportunity.
Maybe this don't relate with that culture.
as much, you know, or something.
So it's a lot of times I don't think it's racist.
It's just might be like, that's not really, you know, that culture, it's, you know,
that's not the most funnest culture when I have, you know, so it's like, I think it's just
people making choices that that.
So it's not racism.
It's just people like being like, man, that's not really some shit I'm going to be around.
One thing I'm a little sketched about the Trump thing is this whole tariff situation
because I'm Canadian too.
Yeah.
I'm just getting a lot of flack from the Canadian people, you know, like with the whole
tariff shit.
What do you think about it?
Well, I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan.
I want to say that out of wildly.
How'd you become a Winnipeg Jets fan?
Because I met Josh Morsi the other day, dude.
Okay.
Is that he say his last name?
I think so.
How can you have five guys here?
Nobody can look up anything.
We just don't.
We should step it up.
You're right.
Just fucking get on the Wi-Fi, somebody.
No, I met the captain of the Winnipeg Jets the other day at the hotel that I was at.
Oh, so you just became a Winnipeg Jets fan.
And then, though, I saw somebody in one of their jerseys, and the shit looks tough, bro.
Fuck, I wish you were a Leafs fan.
Toronto Maple Leafs
It looks so tough
I'm not
Yeah
And but yeah
I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan
But one thing
I was like
I think some of the Canada
America stuff
The beef part is good
Because it's fun for fucking
Sports
Sports
That shit's fun
And in truth
I don't think any real
Americans and Canadians
Would ever hate each other
Right
I don't know
I think Canadians
hate Americans right now
Really?
I mean how was it
When you went up there
Great
Yeah well they probably
Love you
But I think the appetite
For Trump
Right now is not the best
Yeah
Yeah Canada
it just needs good they need like a new leader ASAP it's just been a fucking when I grew up there
it was totally different than it is now really it's just different it's just a different yeah I mean
people will come out of university and like everyone that all my friends that went to university
it's like tough for them to get a job and if they do they're making like 50k Canadian a year
or like around that ballpark which is like 40k US it's tough to get a job there and then I mean
a lot of immigration we are just seeing right now in Sweden
they said they're having immigration issues do you see that like their crime has gone up and because
I guess they opened their borders after like people got evicted from another country yeah
but I think they're having issues with different cultures not melding into different cultures
so what so what starts to happen with that that's what because I think that's something
you're seeing in a lot of places you're seeing it in Ireland you're seeing it in um Ireland I don't
know I was just there I didn't see I saw every there was only white people there really yeah
and they're all drinking stouts
And fucking being Irish, running around.
Oh, no women either.
No women.
No women in Ireland.
Yeah.
Here's what I say.
Ireland, I don't know if the women are hostage or whatever.
Release the hostages, dude.
Release the...
Wherever the women are.
Dude, there's no...
I'm like, where did you guys all come out of?
I don't know.
Maybe they're in Connor McGregor's hidden back room in his bar or something.
I don't know.
So we went to his bar while we were there.
Did you really?
Yeah, it was really cool.
What's it called Dark Owl or whatever?
A fucking Black Forged Inn.
Black Forged Inn.
Yeah, it sounds like a horror, a horror film or something, right?
Yeah, but it was cool.
We pulled up there and, like, before we could even get in the restaurant, he fucking
jumped onto the bus, fucking, couldn't understand a word he was saying, but we followed
him into the bar.
You know, he's pouring his stouts.
Everyone's there.
Everyone's kind of looking at him like, they're waiting for him to hit someone or
something like that.
And then he has a little, a room called the 40% room where it's like only 40% alcohol.
So we went back there, took some shots.
Is that the, it's a lot, huh?
It's a lot, yeah, it's a lot.
American drinks or seven.
What's happy dad?
How much is that?
This is 5%.
It was 40%.
Well, that's like, that's a bottle of liquor, right?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that would be crazy.
And people are, there's always a lot of rumored about drug use from him.
Do you notice any of that or no?
I don't know.
I think he's just amped on life.
I think I would have known if he was like severely on blow.
Yeah.
It didn't seem like that.
It seemed like he was just pumped up.
I mean, we were supposed to go to his soccer game the next day and he just completely no-showed.
And then like, everyone's like, yeah, he's still out partying.
So, so it's kind of like, yeah, this is what Connor does.
Right, he's able to keep going.
Yeah.
I'm just pissed he didn't invite us, but.
Take a party more of them?
Well, he just said he was going to take his kids to the car and then we just didn't see him again.
So maybe that was code for something, though.
Taking my kids to the car?
Yeah.
I hope not.
That's, yeah, I know.
I don't know.
Maybe that was Irish code for.
For what?
I don't know.
Hey, I'm taking my kids to the car.
Like, what is that?
I don't know.
Dude, I'll say this.
when we saw him at the inauguration
because he's like one of those people
it's like you don't realize
you don't think you'll ever get to see Connor
McGregor until you he literally pops
oh you want to be a blade lady
you know and he's just super
energetic you can immediately see
why he is a star
right you can see like so much charisma
and I don't know if you could fake that much
I don't think you drugs doesn't create that
when I've seen people doing drugs
it's like a cocaine can enhance
but it can't create.
Right.
Yeah,
it's not going to keep you there
where you're like,
so I didn't,
I've never really felt that,
but the only time I saw him
that day we were at
around the inauguration.
But anyway,
you just always hear that.
I probably shouldn't even be
sharing rumors like that.
Yeah.
Because I don't know anything,
but,
um.
It's a known rumor on the internet.
So,
yeah,
but I never,
I didn't feel like that
when I saw him.
I just felt like,
wow,
I can see why this guy
is at such a level of stardom because,
or charisma or attraction
because he's just a fucking,
uh,
You know, he's just a magnet, you know.
Yeah, dude, Ireland is great, bro.
There's nobody better than any Irish there.
But you know women, but yeah, they're all drunk.
You fucking do a pet shop.
There's five guys in there drinking, no pets, right?
Yeah.
Went a pet store.
Zero pets.
Five guys drink it in there.
Every business you win in, no furniture store, no chairs, no sheet, no fucking sheets,
nothing, just three guys holding each other up.
It's true.
There's not a lot of.
staff there's no fucking there's no staff anywhere you go it's all beer you open up anything you go to the bank
i'll press the ATM dude seven ounces of beer came out of it but such nice people oh wow
great people great people well because they're not working right everybody's just fucking
vibrant culture you know but yeah i think with the whole inauguration i just couldn't believe that
it happened i think it was all fascinating to see like because i didn't realize that i just knew that
dana white had connected a lot of dots to help trump and because they've had a friendship over the
years, you know? And you get to know, Danny. You're like, this guy is, you know, he's, um,
they're very similar. He makes stuff happen. He keeps stuff going. Um, they're both like just
winners. Like, they don't accept no. I think they both get a kick out of proving people wrong too.
Like when the media is against them, they're like, all right, watch, I'm going to fucking
prove you wrong. Wow. That's what I, that's what I noticed. Oh, that's the thing about,
you can't say, it's like, say whatever you fucking want about. It's like, the guy, like, he
what are you going to, you know what I'm saying? At a certain point, yeah, you can not like,
The Patriots, if you want, but if at a certain point, you still are angry about some,
fucking the plays they run and shit.
It's like they fucking, they're winning.
They're winning.
Yeah.
But yeah, that was interesting.
The way he connected everybody.
He did so much.
Yeah.
He's been plotting on that for quite some time.
And I'm even if it was him plotting as much as it was him just like, these are people that I enjoy being
around.
And then we were all around each other, you know.
And so then you, at least are making connections with people.
Yeah, Dana probably helped T years up.
he helped T.Rs up.
He probably helped Aiden Ross, too.
Oh, for sure, yeah.
So it's pretty much like, and then ultimately, Joe Rogan was the fucking, just the absolute
bomb that would just, I feel like that won him the election.
Well, I think by them going on it, you know?
I just, I mean, calm all I had the worst fucking game.
They didn't have any fucking game plan.
They're disconnected from people.
It felt like to me, they didn't have a stress.
Nothing was felt super like.
They didn't think it would be a big deal going on Joe Rogan, I feel.
That's how out of touch they were.
And Rogan has done so much for the community of community.
and UFC people.
Like, you know, we get to go around those guys sometimes and get to talk to them.
I mean, those guys are warriors.
The fact that he's done a lot of that just by his own inviting comics to come and be at the fights,
introducing comedians and people in the UFC, you know, letting us be around that world to his.
Because what if comics would have come around and made an ass of themselves or something
that would have probably reflected, you know, might not reflect it poorly on him.
But it, you know, but he's just done a lot, you know, for the.
That whole group.
I mean, no one's been a longer term fan of the UFC than Joe Rogan, too.
Oh, it's crazy.
Sick that how long he's been supporting the fucking sport, right?
Since, like, day one.
I know.
It's fucking cool.
Yes, you got to, like, I just respect guys.
If their instincts are that good, it's like you got to fucking respect them.
What's the biggest thing you've learned from being friends with Joe?
You can't really lie to Joe Rogan.
He remembers everything, you know?
Like an elephant.
Yep.
He just has a memory that's unprecedented.
I don't think there's anybody.
in the world who could do
what he does. So I'm
just thankful that he found his way to it because
I think he's given a lot of us
information. And then
in clips information from episodes.
So it's like digestible
where people have been able to like
learn things, learn about health,
hypothesize about aliens, create conversations
with their friends, physical
fitness, history, all these
different little things that
because the library got kind of
a little, you know. It was like a lot
lurkers in there dude a lot of low-key fucking dudes tricking out their own dick in the toilet rooms or
whatever but he became like this human library kind of you know it's true i didn't think of it like
and he like started serving the library just fucking a couple chapters at a time just took over the library
kicked out the gay librarians he's like a library so he has information so it's like yeah he just
has like such a wealth of information you know i wonder what it's like to have that much information
Did you even feel more dense, like, is a person?
Like, does you're...
How did he learn it all, too?
He just remembers.
He must read a lot.
I mean, he must.
I don't know what he does.
Is he fucking up at night staring at the moon asking for information?
He has, it's just like he has so much information.
You know, you're like, how did a person get it?
It's fascinating.
And he's doing a lot of other shit.
So it's like, how does he have much time to consume all that information, digest it,
and then also transfer it to the world?
Right.
So, yeah, I think.
That's one thing that I find is just getting to be around him is, like, fascinating, you know.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, that's, that's like an interesting thing.
And then I got to see him and his daughters and his wife at the inauguration.
That was cool because they're just out that night.
They were just having fun.
And just to see him, like, joking around with his family and just being like this family moment,
but they're all dressed up.
And, like, the daughters were all excited.
And his wife was, you know, just, his wife's so funny, dude.
So just to get to BS with them in that environment was like, that was probably one of my favorite things about the
inauguration actually um i think i saw you all there too at that party yeah yeah yeah because we all kind
of like met up in one little space um so just like something like that was kind of cool because every
time i see joe he's kind of working to be honest like even if at ufc you don't see yeah he's working
you don't get to catch any moments with him it's like he's doing this then he runs into the thing
you're like no way he's going to get this guy's name right he gets it right you know what a great
trio they are too cornea john and joe yeah that's like the goaded fucking commentary crew of any
sport yeah that's fucking sick cornea's hilarious too and john's absolute beauty no that they just
fucking love it it's so perfect you just love it right i know you could just feel it yeah i had it kind of a
daydream the other day what if joe ever left it almost brought a tear to my if you ever just like
the whole thing's so perfect over there it's like this perfect like thing you know i love getting it
go watch that i know you you go for the prelims oh yeah you're fucking that's that's badass well it's
the greatest fighters in the world.
Yeah, I know. Because otherwise, I'm just waiting
or, like, when else you could see a great fight, dude?
What? Like, yeah, when I was growing up, you have to wait around your shitty apartment
complex until somebody fucking cheated on somebody.
And then the men or women would come out there and fucking fight, but it wasn't
sanctioned.
It was like fucking 30 seconds.
Right.
And somebody always called somebody a f*** at the end of it.
If it was men or women.
Yeah.
I want to say that.
But yeah.
So, and I'd show up for that.
I'd fucking stand out there for that.
Right, exactly.
So, of course,
this is guaranteed.
You don't have to wait.
It's going to happen, right?
Yeah.
And that would maybe get one person gets hit with a broomstick, you know?
Mm-hmm.
So, like, yeah, to not see these fucking,
and then the different styles of fighting,
they're like, oh, that's, that's interesting.
What's one fight you want to see this year?
Well, Porre, I think's going to fight again.
I'm trying to wonder who does he fight.
Say if this is his last match, right?
Yeah, which he's kind of said, I think, a little bit.
I think he's forwarded with that idea.
I believe that's out there.
Somebody look it up.
Great.
Thanks, boys.
But yeah, so that one, it's like, who does he fight again, you know?
Ilya might fight.
I don't know if it'll be him, but I feel like he's going to fight someone lightweight
other than Islam.
Yeah.
Maybe Olivera.
Ooh.
Yeah, you start to forget, like, you start to forget some of the different people that are in that division.
Because Oliveras just, has he, I'm trying to think when he fought last.
Oh, he didn't fight too long ago, I don't think.
Chandler should be back in soon.
Chandler's fighting in Miami.
He is?
Patty Pimblet.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude, I got to meet Patty Pimblit.
How was he?
It was cool.
He's cool.
Yeah, it was just cool because, you know, you just see their face and you're so curious about him.
And then he's an entertaining guy.
Very entertaining.
I feel like he was kind of on this trajectory of stardom.
Not that he's not a star.
He's not talented, but he kind of disappeared a little bit.
But maybe it'll pay off in the long run.
I don't know, but he kind of disappeared a little bit.
bit, right? Well, I think it's, something got a little subdued there, but I don't know what it was.
I don't know if, it's hard to know. Like, did some other fighter kind of pop in that was taking
some of this team? Did he take a fight where it didn't get a ton of attention? And so that's
kind of what happened? His last fight was really close. Oh, that's a good one too. That's a good
point. People say he lost. Some people say that he lost. Yeah. Yeah. So I think him against Chandler's
going to be great. I'll be a big fight for him. And Chandler's a huge star too, right?
Oh, Chandler's great, man. Chandler's one of the hardest working dudes. I go to the same gym as him.
Oh, shit.
What's that like?
You can't work out next to that guy, right?
I mean, you can work out near him, but you don't feel, yeah, you definitely feel like you are.
That guy's a specimen.
Like you have spina biffitt or whatever, you know?
It's like he's, in no offense, I know people have that.
Yeah.
But I'm just saying you feel like you are not, you don't have the same blood as him or something.
He's never done damn cocaine, right?
Yeah, he hasn't stayed up doing cocaine.
Yeah, it's like, you realize that you are not a UFC fighter.
Yeah.
You can see why, right?
Yeah.
And then hopefully John.
Jones fights this year.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Yeah, and I think that's one thing.
It's like people say is the UFC or they do what are the new stars going to be like?
They've been on such a torrid run of momentum and stars in the past decade.
And before that, I mean, I've only been paying attention for seven years.
So that's the only reason I say that much time.
So no discredit to anybody before that.
That's my own ignorance, really.
So what's what's next for you?
just continuing the pod and you're excited for the movie.
Is there anything cool coming up?
I'm going to the Grand Ole Opry for the 100th anniversary.
Oh yeah, it's your birthday tomorrow too, right?
Yeah.
Happy early birthday.
Thanks, dude.
I'm taking my mom to the Grand Ole Opry for the 100th anniversary.
She was there like 45 years ago or something with her ex-husband, who I never met.
I would like to meet him sometime in Florida so we can both see if we think my mom the same
things about my mom.
But yeah, I'm excited about that.
What do you like to do on your birthday?
Are you like a chill guy, like cake, no cake, or just?
I think it'll just be cool
You know
I think Jelly Rolls performing
Oh sick
Terry Clark
Trace Adkins
There's so many great
Pull that up
There's so many great performers
That are gonna be there
You know
And so
And you don't know
I mean Ernest
You know
I'm sure Hardy
You know
Just some of the guys
That I
buddies with
And then just some of the heroes
Oh Garth Brooks
Is supposed to fucking perform
Oh shit
Sherlock Maguire
Whatever that lady's name is
Tabby Muppet or whatever
or Muffet or whatever
Who else? Maybe Jesse Murph will be
I'm just, you know, so I'm just
And I know my mom loves country music
So in like kind of bluegrass
Who's that?
Blake Shelton
There we go
Blake Shelton
There we go
What I'm saying is dude
We finally get some info
Look if you're Canadian
Won't you hire a couple
It's in Latinese
Oh
Oh my loan
Sorry sorry dude this is
And I know I'm being
racist or whatever.
I heard he's getting a bar here now too, Post Malone.
Is he really?
Everyone just...
What do you think about that?
I thought his country...
I mean, I don't know how his album was received in the country world.
I personally thought there was tons of bangers on it.
And Post Malone's fucking super talent.
Oh, Post Malone's a legend.
I mean, what do you think about guys getting...
Everyone getting a bar?
Yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't pass one up if I was offered one, so I can't really hate on it.
Yeah.
Does Happy Dad have a bar?
No, we're not allowed to have.
You can't name a bar the same name as the alcohol.
It's called like Tidehouse laws.
So there's all these weird alcohol laws, like, so many crazy ones with, like, marketing and that, and that's one.
So you can't have a license to a bar and also sell alcohol.
Oh, that makes sense, kind of, because then all the bars would just be like Miller Light or whatever or happy dad.
Exactly.
But it would be sick if we could.
It would be cool, huh?
Yeah.
Dude, it's kind of interesting.
It's easier for me to talk if I'm not the host of it.
Do you notice that?
Well, because I'm asking you shit.
Why?
So you get nervous when you're more interviewing people.
Oh, that's harder
Yeah, interviewing people
But this you have to do more
Yeah, you have to do way more
Yeah, I'm just realizing that
Yeah, because I guess you don't go on
Many other people's pods
Not a ton, I have
You go on Joe's though
I owe my friends
There's some of you
That I owe buddies to
So
And yeah, there's
I have a kind of like
I have some friends pods
That I have to go on still
Some I'm just waiting for them
To hit me back about it
But um
And they will
They just, you know
Like Tim Dillon
We had such a fun podcast
When he came on mine
He's like
He's fucking
hilarious too. Tim Dylan's hilarious. You and Tim, you and Tim, you and Tim Dylan are the funniest.
Tim Dylan, I think, is the funniest. I believe he's the funniest podcaster. But I don't know,
there's different types of podcasters. Tim Dylan is the funniest. You're fucking hilarious,
though, too. Shane Gillis is great. Well, that's sweet of you, man. Shane Gillis is unbelievable.
Matt McCusker, who's with Shane Gillis and Matt and Shane's secret podcast, they are, uh, he is
amazing. There's so many great ones, man. It's interesting. But it's kind of interesting, like,
that podcast is a thing.
I don't know.
But then I feel like sometimes
when we're sitting here talking about it.
I know, it's like a whole world,
like with all you guys
kind of under the Joe umbrella, right?
Yeah, and people are like,
oh, sometimes people are like,
you guys are just like sucking Rogan's cock
or whatever, you know?
I mean, or cocking his balls.
But if you're going to suck
one person's cock, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, or just stand by his cop.
Yeah, I mean, you want to be,
you want to be in the vicinity of Rogan's cock.
Yeah, just because you're,
you also don't have to,
you can just stand by his cock and watch us.
cop you don't even have to suck it yeah that's a way better hypothesis people always
make the hypothesis anyone that commenting that if they had the if they had the opportunity to be
in the vicinity of rogan's horn they would take that opportunity i believe i've thought about it's like
you want to be you want to watch somebody who does something great it's like it's why you like
watching the ufs it's why you go to the prelims early it's because yeah you want to you want to see
people do it the best or learn from them you know why does that get annoying
those like people saying that no i just think it's interesting sometimes and i mean sorry you can't
support a friend or what but yeah it's like if somebody bears a path or it's like you know you want to
you want to learn from the best at something you know and then also you have to learn you can't do it like
them like maybe you admire an artist you're like oh i can't do the same art as them but then well
what do i kind of do you know well you know what or how how do i do my own art well you know i think
because there was a while certainly where you get caught or I don't know if I got caught up in it but I was like you know you have to do it like Judo you have to fucking wake up and bathe with ice or whatever and like you know wash your eyeballs out with fucking you know mollusk spit or whatever yeah yeah just fucking yeah it's like you know and then you have that shit burns right probably sure it's bad oh god yeah dude I don't even like that new wedding cake creamer that they have or whatever what's that?
It's like some new flavor that they have from one of those companies.
Our almond, I don't, some of that may fucking gets me too activated.
But, um, but yeah, I'm just saying you're like, yeah, I want to learn from, I want to watch the best, do something.
You know?
Yeah, I mean, that makes sense to me.
But yeah, just so lucky, man.
I just, yeah, sorry I came in here and talk too much.
I'm just kind of shocked at it.
No, we wanted you to come talk, bro.
We appreciate you coming on.
And no, I'm, I know we've been trading favors helping each other out.
And no, I just.
Yeah, thank you guys for the support over the years.
guys such a great guy too well thanks dude thank you guys for the support over the years um i've loved
seeing you guys do your thing and be creative and like have different hosts in and um you know i still
communicate with jesse too sometimes man yeah me too and just like just like just seeing like the guys
that you community that you brought in and like seeing their different like trajectories and then
getting to watch their personalities and stuff it's been uh it's been entertaining dude and shahidi
that works with you guys is help me so much i wouldn't have a career
Shout out to John.
Shout out to John.
I wouldn't have a great friend.
A lot of the opportunities I had if you guys hadn't been supportive of me.
So thank you, bro.
I really appreciate that.
Shout out to Theo Vaughn, best guy, funniest guy on the internet, in my opinion.
So we appreciate you coming on.
We'll see you soon.
Yeah, I used to watch you wrestle, baby.
Let's go.
My God.