FULL SEND PODCAST - Theo Von x Nelk Boys | Ep. 87

Episode Date: May 27, 2023

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Dude, this guy's insane, bro. This is the most active I've seen, you know, I'll give you that. I think you should make him stand behind there and hold the sign the whole episode. Why not? Bro, that's good. Gabe, no, just stay in there and hold it, bro. That's what they're saying in the chat. Do it, do it, do it.

Yeah, that's a good start to your, like, workout. Yeah. Theo will love it, actually. No, bro. We're not staying here the whole time. Yes, you are, bro. Yes. Or hit the gym.

Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. No, but it's going to be like a hit workout. Like, it's going to be like burpees. I can't work. I can understand down here. Dude, you're working by holding the sign. There's a lot of work to do.

There's nowhere to hang the sign. Gabe, just do it. We might just have to have Gabe do this every episode. I said this, bro. I think whoever acts up has to hold the sign. He stepped over the whole stuff. Like whoever pisses me off. I'm just going to make them hold the sign.

Yeah, I like that. Gabe, you've been pissed on us off a little bit, so you're going to hold the sign. Have I? No, I'm sure. Give Jimmy your phone. I'll fucking respond to your grinder messages for you. All right All right

We got a great episode here We've been talking about doing this for a while right Yeah, we have I'm sorry man I'm making sure my phone's off No, you're good I went on your podcast I had a great time

No the fans really want this one too No I've been asking for it Oh sweet man You got a haircut? Yeah you like it or no I do like it It actually does look fresh It's funny

It's a sexy cut It is huh Yeah Do you do something different or not No I just want my barber To do his thing Yeah It's kind of crazy

when you just let a barber do what they, you know, it's so scary to go in there because they know what they're doing, but you don't believe them. But like, that guy's the expert. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what he does for a living, so I trust his judgment over mine.

Is that fair? Yeah, it's fair. How often do you get your cut? I'll cut my own hair probably 60% of the time. You do it yourself? Yeah, I entrust other people, but I've had some poor experiences. I've got my haircut at a casino a couple times.

That's bad. We're in a casino? Yeah, below. Luxie, Mississippi. Like in a barbershop in a casino or just like... Yeah, one of the lower levels. But yeah. So anyway, I wouldn't recommend that.

I've had a bald guy cut my hair. I freaked out and left. I've had some time. I've had some moments. But anyway, it looks nice. Thank you. Sorry. I'm just kind of rambling here.

I'm a little bit, I think, nervous. And also I just got in here. No, you're good. No, but ever since I came before I was going to come on your pod, I was obviously following you before. And then after I did your pod, like you just, since I got to spend. I had time with you in person, I just became more of a fan with you, and then I've just been, like, watching all your shit. And, like, you just become, like, my favorite comedian by far.

Like, you're fucking, you're funny as fuck. Like, all the clips on TikTok or, like, everywhere and shit. Like, are you like, I know you've been successful for a while, but are you, like, blowing up even more of the past, like, year, would you say? Yeah, I think, well, thanks, man. Thanks for the nice words, dude. I mean that, too. Yeah, I appreciate it. Well, since I started to follow you more, you know, I see a little bit more y'all's world and dealing with him and getting new people.

people in and out that have been on y'all's show and i start to understand it a little bit more i remember last time when i came on your pod steiny was acting up like a lot more that's when like the first class thing's going on i remember that yeah i think once you kind of set it on your pod like you kind of back them up ever since then you've been behaving a lot more you've been kind of coming down to earth a little bit i didn't expect to be talking about like that like the whole first class thing yeah i remember you wanted it and they didn't want to give it to you i know what did you think about that i think that's life dog you got to struggle a little bit i struggled for a while now It didn't seem like that long, but yeah.

I think it seems like everybody has their distance of what struggling is, you know? I think it's so, yeah, you would know better. Yeah. You know, I don't know a lot of it, but I know that they seem to be embracing you, and you seem to be, it seems to be a good fit. Because you guys' show seems almost like the, like that Game of Thrones thing where you go up and they, because you guys, people, people disappear. I know for this thing.

I know, right? You know what I'm saying? It's the damn mafia, though. Seriously. There are people missing. You got to behave on here, I know, bro.

I think that's why I had to get it in line. People were dropping like flies. I was like, fuck, bro, I could be next. That's it, I think. Yeah. So it's exciting because I think y'all has this underlying kind of soap opera and stuff. And you guys go and kind of seek out news and like, you know,

you guys go to different places and kind of chase the heat and stuff. It's cool, man. Yeah. And we both love UFC, so I'll always like seeing you guys involved over there and support in Dane. And so, yeah, I'm happy to be here, man. But yeah, things have gotten busier. I think a lot of people started, like, making stuff on TikTok, taking, like, parts

of podcasts and, like, making it on TikTok. Yeah. And a lot of that is, like, out of your own control, you know. So for me, that's been kind of like, I think a learn, just like an acceptance curve because you didn't do it. you're used to kind of creating your stuff and you put it out but then when other people kind of adjust stuff and then they put it out it's like at first it's kind of alarming because you're not the one presenting it you know yeah um but that's a good thing for you there's so many theo vaughan

fan pages yeah i see the you're like similar to like andrew tate almost yeah like oh really i mean kind of because like you guys are both all over ticot oh yeah and what happened he ended up smoking in i saw he was smoking he was in jail he's in jail yeah oh god so hopefully you don't end up there but like no Well, he's on house arrest now. Is he? Yeah. I think so. Yeah, he's on house arrest.

So he's out of jail. House arrest is like, it could be kind of lit, right? I think it's great. You can go to bed early. There's not a lot of pressure to be out and about. You have excuses to bail on dates or whatever. You have excuses not to go to work. You don't got to take chicks out?

Like, you just be like, come to my career. Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, come put some batteries in my ankle. Let's change. Yeah. Dude, no. So, Theo, we're all doing this fit.

Challenge and he doesn't want to hit the gym. He doesn't want to hit the gym. You either have to hit the gym or there's no nail for the sign. So he said, or you got to hold the sign. Dang, that's old school. That's biblical. That's biblical, man. They put a nail in a man a long time ago and now you are a nail. He didn't say anything. No, Theo. Theo said it's the mafia. Hold the sign. You're like nail oran, bro, from the one direction. I guess. Yeah. Whatever, dude. Is he staying with y'all or he's about to get it? No, he's fucking...

He's fucking comfortable right now. All right. What do you mean? Like, is he going to be soap opera or gone? I'm not saying anything. I mean, this is the most mafio. So, shit, we met in the back of a bar here in New York talk. People are missing.

Bro, you got to always be looking around. It's full. This shit, this is the full. We send it at the fullest, man. What's your show like in comparison? You just kind of have your setup and have people in once a week. Yeah, I sometimes wish we would go do more like on the fly. we almost went to interview YG over at Coachella

so that was almost like a go and do it somewhere and another oh we interviewed Jesse Ventura one time on the fly somewhere we've done a couple Brandon Moreno we're trying to get a little bit more motion with it we're learning as we go you know some of what we learn from you guys you know like I mean I speak with John a lot who works with you guys and so he's been helpful in

in offering guidance and suggestions and stuff so you know it's a learning process but yeah people started making tic-tok stuff and they put it up yeah and so it's just i think it's just like um it used to be you just kind of made your own stuff and now other people make stuff so it's exciting some of it's really really funny you know yeah so it like you know it's good it like makes fun of you and so you get to see ways like to make funny yourself i mean it's definitely neat people are making stuff but also that they're kind of like you know making fun of you here and there it's kind of cool too i feel like for you it's probably brought in a younger audience because all the kids are on tic tic ticke

And they're like, yo, this guy's fucking hilarious. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. I'll meet people's children, bro. What's that like having, like, children his fans? Having children is alarmed. I met a kid the other day, and he was from. And he fucking, I don't even know what he said, bro, but he was a fan.

I couldn't even understand him. It's kind of weird meeting, like, little kid fans, right? Yeah, dude. I think everyone assumes, too, we have, like, 13-year-old fans. But even for us, like, if, like, a 12-year-old comes up to us, it's, like, it's kind of abnormal. And it's, like, it's weird interacting with kids. kid fans i find well yeah because at first you're like holy shit am i a pedophile you know seriously and once that thought passes and you're not it's like okay that's good can you imagine having like a

justin beber fan base of like screaming little girls and shit like you do feel kind of weird right oh i think it would be a law it would be interesting i don't think i mean i couldn't imagine i mean as an adult it's kind of scary if you're a child and they're a child i think it makes sense you know but i think then it's kind of dope yeah But once you hit that 18, it's kind of just like, it's just weird. Well, yeah, because when else does a child run up to a man? Unless it's like, I don't know. Name seven other times a child runs up to a man.

It's usually illegal, right? Catch a predator. It's usually illegal. There should be a wall like on Instagram, social medias, where children and adults can't interact. I mean, that makes sense. I agree for sure. But how do you do that?

how do you create the wall how do you build the wall i don't know how to do that kind of stuff we had don't trump junior on our podcast and we were asking him about like raising his kids and stuff with social media and that's what he said too he's like bro like i don't even know who could be like messaging my daughter and shit yeah it's kind of fucking like imagine having like a daughter and like it is kind of true like people could like message her and shit well that's a crazy thing even as a parent like you can stop you can keep your kid inside you can keep them away from predators you can buy a weapon or whatever you could set a trap in your yard you could do all kind of things to keep a purve off your kid, right?

They need to... But if there's a... If Instagram comes along and offers just an open... It's kind of like, then they should be liable. That's what I think. That's what I think. There should be some liability on that company, you know? They should bring back to Catch a Predator, I think, with Instagram and TikTok.

What do you think about that show? Like, did you ever watch it? Yes. It was crazy, dude. How great is it to have every guy or whatever go in there, and just be like, bro, I'm here to protect this kid, make sure that no one else comes in here and tries to do anything.

Yeah, and the guy brings like a sword in like some like cooter grease or whatever and it's like, damn, this guy's, fuck. What a show, bro. Yeah, that was the best show ever, bro. Because the concept's so fucking crazy. You remember Steve, our boy Steve will do it, wanted to do like, just like kind of like a spin-off

like to help a predator? Because like there's probably some of them out there that like, you know, they need help. Like they're a one-man show and I don't know. Oh, yeah. I think, well, the weird part was sometimes you would feel bad a little bit for the guy that got busted. But I think some of that's just empathy. You feel bad for him. Well, the internet's just such a fictional place. It's like a villain and like a movie too.

Like you know they're going to die, but you're kind of like, you kind of get attached to them a bit, right? You don't want them to lose kind of in like a selfish way. Yeah, you want to go back in time and just wish they weren't doing it, you know? But that's weird, man, because the internet doesn't feel real. That was the interesting about that show. the internet doesn't feel real but then it that's where the internet got very real yeah oh yeah you know when you put the internet in a real life you know when you go in a 5d or whatever it is that shit is heavy i'm kind of curious like what was we gotta talk about your childhood some of your

what were what was your childhood like growing up some of your favorite moments top-notch moment we had this lady at the kindergarten she used to let me go watch her smoke when she'd go out there and smoke smoking heaters wait a teacher yeah miss robin so she's she'd You'd go out for, like, a smoke break. She was fine. Would she invite you, or would she just kind of, like, give you, like, the wink and, like, let you know, like, all right, I'm going for a smoke. You can come watch. I think she knew I was kind of keen to, like, Dorales and Winstons and everything.

And so I think she kind of caught it in my, that I'd seen it before. And so she'd let me kind of, one time I just kind of slipped out the back door and watched her. And then she kind of gave me that, tell her to come on and watch. And she was fine. But I don't know if she was fine or not. She was a woman. I kind of get, you know, and I was a child. And any woman that engaged with you, a lot of times was kind of fine when you were a kid, you know, like, damn, that bitch is fine.

And people were like, bro, that bitch is 61, dude, you know. That's hilarious. And she can't even read well, you know, that bitch, you know, she's great, but she, you know, let's don't get crazy. But when you were a child, I feel like, especially I didn't get a lot of nurturing at home. And so I think any woman that came along that showed me attention, I was really keen to. and she'd let me go out there and watch her smoke and she had beautiful hair I remember I see that shit all the time

where like the kids sleeping with their teacher you know what I mean like the 16th this was kindergarten brother that's that's super young but I mean that does happen a lot you do see those on Instagram

because those stories kind of sell like when the female teacher yeah there's a lot of females I get kind of pissed because I never had like no teacher ever came on to me like that who was your hot teacher tell me about her Mrs. Zane Ms. Zane

Yeah. I was waiting. Spanish teacher, Latino, Latino, female. She just had a fucking, she had a BBL. She did? Yeah. What was it? Brazilian butt lift.

Like, just a huge number. Oh, she did? Yeah. Oh, wow. So she'd always go up to the chalkboard, and we'd always just be looking up because she, like, was showing it off. Yeah. But, like, I don't think she was, like, she never came on to me,

and I just kind of felt like, I took it personally, you know? Yeah. Because you know one, one guy in the room definitely had the connections. Yeah, but it just wasn't me Yeah, I'm trying to think of any of my teachers Thought I was attractive, no It sucks for the female Because she gets fucked and goes to jail

But the kid's a hero, right? You think there's a double standard there? A double standard for what the children? No, just like, I don't know In cases like that, I guess You know, we had a guy named Big Dave That was our teacher, he did science, right? Maybe calligraphy, I don't know what it was

It was some kind of new shit they were doing But, and he got caught He was in love with a girl, though I don't know if it was sexual, but it was love and they busted them and he went to jail. But I think it's crazy how the education system, you go from like dinosaurs like to sex ed, you know? It's just all over the place.

Well, they don't really teach you a lot of shit. They're like, can you spell? Do you believe in dinosaurs? I know. You know, let's fuck. It's like, you show up that year and everybody's like, oh, yeah. It's like they're showing like the ureter, the urethra. The ureather, yeah.

Like, damn, right, I got that bitch. Dude, and when you walk in and that bitch is on the wall, you don't even know what to do, bro. Bro, what the fuck? Why didn't they even teach that in fifth grade about the urethra? I have no idea, dude. We had this brother at our school, bro, when we were in, I don't know what it was. Fifth grade, this dude, Mr. Larry, right? He ended up being a janitor.

He would come and pee over you into the fucking urinal and hit that bitch every time, bro. How? Huh? Was he hung or just like good aim? he was hung and he just had that hang time on him he had that fucking he just hit him three pointers dog really that's impressive wow yeah good for that guy because you didn't know you'd be peeing and all of a sudden you'd see that play it almost seemed like the lord came and was help he was like this is how it's done you know and he fucking

splat he'd be right on your back he'd go right up your back and come right down he was like the damn who was that guy who scaled that mountain or whatever you know what I'm talking about solo on solo no like someone from the bible no the freaking guy that went up the mountain recently on Netflix. The guy that, what is it Mount Everest? Is it up or not? Mount Everest?

Is he off duty? No, it was somebody. Whatever. Anyway, dude, it takes a village, bro. But I didn't have that kind of a, I think I had a lot of attraction to teachers. Were you ever in love with the teacher?

Like, I mean, really in love with her. I don't know about love's a strong word, I think. But I definitely had hot teachers. actually you know what i think that the teachers that were hot in my school i never got i was never actually in their class you'd kind of just see them in the hallway and shit like that but you kind of wished you were in their class but i never had a hot teacher myself i don't think yeah you know those were you in yeah yeah yeah i remember they had some you didn't get in there somehow but back then you didn't even know how to get into classes you're like how do you even

it must be so different now though like can you imagine what they're well we kind of like you know what they're kind of learning now but it must be so fucking different in school now with like social media and fucking I don't even know what they're teaching right transgender shit and like your teacher now because if you just find her social media like you said there's no wall so you're in direct contact and no one

knows about it that well then why don't we that's why more teachers and students are banging exactly maybe we just need an app where you connect the teacher directly with the student yeah did you remember when you would see your teacher outside of school you were like what are you even doing out here

yeah you every teacher exist outside of school like you don't even what are you doing at the supermarket every student probably knows there's teachers instagram now what's happening to history right now if you're not they are holding it up 100% yeah that's the that that's the that's that's the that's the answer that's why all of this is it's because of social media it's not like there's more attraction but it's social media you have a way to get in touch with them yeah you know here's the saddest part what about the students that dm the teacher oh fuck get written Get left on red, brother.

That's got to be. That's, bro, that's a sweat. Sending that DM to your teacher, like that's a huge gamble. That could go one of two ways. You could get expelled for that probably and shit, right?

There should be. That's, see, that's one of the problems is that that, but whoever doesn't have a wall street has some liability in that, right? I mean,

that should probably be Mark Zuckerberg's job, right? Well, here's the thing. He's doing fucking jujitsu tournaments and shit. And like, what the fuck's out of, like he should be kind of focusing on the real shit, right? like yeah what's up with that what do you think about that at least Zuckerberg's that kind of

white where when you fucking beat him a little you can see it on him yeah what does that mean huh I don't know I just always I like that I like that you know he might have all the ability and be you know captain whatever you know computer you know autism bad boy whatever electronical but if somebody fucking ropes him once he's going to have to wear it a little and I'll respect that yeah I wonder if he's actually good I've heard he's pretty good he probably has a lot of anger right I could see him being good at jujitsu because like I mean he probably gets a lot of hate and shit like he probably got to take his anger out somewhere

right he looks like he looks like a weird guy but he looks like he looks like he could snap a little bit you know yeah I think he probably well I don't know you know I To me, he has, there's a lot of people now, you know, I've thought, I've said this for a long time that, you know, people look at autism, right? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? I do. People look at autism and they say it's always been like this thing. There's something wrong with this person or it's a, it's not like the best practices or most common practices.

But now I think autism is in two decades, bro, you're going to need to have some autism in order to even. function correctly the way society's going and like digitizing and becoming very much less human i think having some autism in you is going to be a positive that's you almost have this link between humans and machines a lot of that is somebody well so how do you get it tismed out how do you get the tism i don't know god probably so you got to pray to god to have a little bit no i wouldn't pray about it i think he serves it as it's needed Who's someone that you'd want to, like a dream guest for you on your show? Oh, man.

I would love to have a little boozy back on. What about, like, someone who's no longer with us? Somebody's no longer with us? Yeah, like alive. Probably God. How about O.J. Simpson, would you do him? We had him on once. I saw that.

I saw that episode. No, I don't think so. I get it. I think he did it. I think he thinks he did it. But I don't think I would have him on. I'd have on a different murderer, probably. Maybe one of the Clintons.

Which one? I get the kid on. Who's the kid, Audrey? I've never heard about the kid. I get the kid on. Audrey, Audrey's got blood on his hands too? I don't know, dude. Who knows, bro?

I think all of those really rich people have blood on their hands, dude. I don't think you can be super rich. Who do you think has more murders, Hillary or Bill? Who has a higher body count, you think? Yeah. Bill. But I'm just talking about sexual. Bill. You don't think Hillary's?

Oh, body count. I think Bill. Oh, sexual body count? I mean, why would you say Hillary? I feel like Hillary's kind of like you pass on her if you have the chance. Yeah, but she knows that. And at a certain point, she's at to her advantage somehow. I think at some point she just started inviting men over.

Probably. Would you attend if you were invited? I would get a, I'd maybe get a ticket. I don't think I would, you know, I wouldn't get it on like vivid seats or something. something. I get it. If it was available, I'd get it. I'm not going to aftermarket. I'm not paying a high dollar. I wouldn't say no right away. Where's that guy? He's giving up. Jesus.

Christ. Yeah, you should be standing. You're the most comfortable guy in this bar. See why we've got to run the mafia? Bro, what the fuck, man? What, that's in this easy? Brazilian. You're Brazilian? No, they don't need a Mexican, bro. I know. We've got one of these.

Yeah, but y'all are just dancing Mexicans, dude. We need a real straight up fucking. I need that Like a red, white, and green, homie. Remember I was telling you about him on your pod or no? Yeah. This guy's the horniest guy of all time, bro. He's the gay assistant.

Hey, perfect. Thank you, brother. But I told you, he's like, you know, he doesn't really like the pride flag and shit. Yeah, I like that. I know what you're saying. He's that Tiger King kind of. It's just like a different type of gay. Yeah.

You know. El re de Tigre. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My father's from Nicaragua, man. So we got a little bit of that in us, boy. You know what I'm saying?

I fucking, I see empanada, boy, I fucking drip a little, you know? What, it turns you on a little bit? Huh? It makes me feel something. I don't like onions in them. Back to you, though, too. I saw recently you were on the cover of like, or you were part of the Rolling Stone, like top, was it top creators?

Oh, yeah. Or influencers? Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, they put, how does it feel to be on the cover of that? Yeah, I think it was pretty cool, man. I think some of it goes back to just people making stuff and putting it out there, you know? Is it like an honor to be a part of that

or Rolling Stone? I mean, it's pretty big. Yeah, I think so. I mean, it reminds me a little bit of when you were on the Forbes, 50, 40 people under 40. It just sounds good kind of right. Is that that big of a thing, though? I think it's a lot of politics.

Yeah, I don't know. Because there's 30 people every year, right? So I mean, I don't know. Like, how many Rolling Stone cover guys are there? I don't know. I think there's like 20 people I saw. Yeah, well, this was just a list of names. Let me see some of the names, yeah, I'll read them.

Yeah, they had one purse. Emma Chamberlain's on the front, and then you got Kiki Palmer. Okay. Bad Baby. What the fuck? Stani has a crush on her. Alex Earl. Kind of, yeah.

Alex Earl, okay. She's pretty popping. Fia Vaughn. All right. Coffee Zilla. Okay, he was just on Rogan, I think. Dylan Mulvaney, which was the transgender on the Bud Lake. Not it.

Cal be lame. I think he's like the most followed on TikTok. Wow. Valki Ray, big gamer and shit. Drewski, our boy, obviously. Drewski. Very talented. Lauren Hines.

I don't know who that is. Sounds cute. Alex Cooper, Caller Daddy. Teffy, Logan Paul, Adam W. Livy Dunn and the Dameleos. I mean, that's interesting. I can't believe I'm within the same group. I mean, I don't even know.

That's a fucking versatile group. Yeah. That's a versatile group. They should put that. You should all have to have dinner with each other or something or party one night. That'd be insane. That's such a good idea, actually. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you guys have the Logan Paul on here? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, once. I feel like he's sometimes hard. He's hard to communicate with a little bit.

Why do you say that? Just his brain. It's like there's a lot going on his head. Yeah. It feels like it's hard to like lock in with him. Yeah. Well, I think he got canceled pretty hard too. So he's got to be careful what he says sometimes, too.

Remember with the suicide force shit or whatever? did anybody take that seriously though that's a real force isn't it it well it is but i guess he filmed the dead body or whatever i don't even fucking know i didn't give a shit to be honest but i mean for him it was probably pretty i think he was younger too so it's probably pretty traumatizing the whole internet turning on you right yeah that's true which one of the pauls you think uh will live longer it's an easy answer but uh we can do it anyway i heard logan say he wants to like live forever or some shit once. I could see that. Yeah, he seemed like a guy that will want to live forever. Are you that kind of guy? I'm not that kind of guy. Really? Why? Who do you think would

live longer, though? The Paul's? You said it's easy answer. Oh yeah, Logan. Sorry, I forgot. What were we talking about? I just think the other one seemed like he could die. He does kind of look like he has shitty luck or something, right? Or it just seems like how much more things could happen before he does die. Not in a bad way or anything like that. I'm not wishing any a will on him, and I don't know anything. Yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying that I could see something. You know, I don't know. What do you think? What? I think

who will live longer? Yeah. Probably Jake. Oh, okay. Just to take the other side. Yeah, that's fair. Who would you fight if you had to fight one of them? I'd probably fight the sister, I think. Is there a sister? Rupal. Who's that? Oh, wait, who's that?

I bagged that bitch up, son. Wait, yeah? I think so. Wait, there's not a sister, is there? Yeah, the Paul's up a sister, huh? I don't think so. Who's RuPaul? Oh, whatever, dog. Oh, what the fuck?

The drag queen? Whatever, dog, look. If she wants it, she wants it, because it is what it is, but, you know? We're out here, dog. Drag queen's a guy that dresses like a girl, right? Yeah, but they fucking fist don't dress like a woman. They what? They got man fists on them.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I think it's just the reason. thing. Yeah. I don't know if I could do that. What do you guys think? Here's one of the things I noticed about trans sports a lot, right? A lot of times it's men going into women's sports.

Right. That's the part. I feel like you should have to have a woman who also wants to go into a men's sport. And it's almost like a red rover like, okay. Is it a trade? Yeah. We'll do it now. That sounds like pretty practical and logical.

Or have a trans world where they compete in their own division. That's what I think. That's a, that's a good. idea. Theo, I'm not even fucking with you. That's actually genius. How was that? How was no one thought of that?

No, but then that's the dumbest thing ever. Now I think about it. No, but if you've a trans league, it's just the same. People would watch that, though. People would watch trans league sports in a heartbeat, bro. You just thought. Okay, well, what's the best trans league sport? We know what Dana White's next league is.

What do you think is the best? UFC trans? Fuck yeah. Trans UFC only? Bro, that would sell. Oh, dude. Yeah. Look, I'm telling you this.

We used to have a thing that would come through. our town, right? And it was called F-A-G. You can pronounce it how you want. What does that stand for? Huh? What does that stand for? It didn't stand for anything. Each letter stood for itself. Okay. And it was a

word. And it was F-A-G fist fights. They would come to town. It was a predominantly homosexual organization that would come to through the college areas and they would do a boxing ring at bars and they would fight. I like that. You pay to go watch it. We'd pay five bucks and

watch and it was gay men or semi-gay and women and they were fist fighting and it was like a boxing league and they they made the money it was their league you know and so and i tell you this brother we enjoyed it i think that's actually a jeanish idea why don't they should do that with power slap i think power slap's doing fine i mean i wouldn't adjust you know like no but i mean like what if you had like it's like how there wasn't women in the ufc for a long time and then they added the women so it's like kind of like a different the trans category so what if you had a like a west hollywood power slap yeah bro that'd be more entertaining because there's real beef there yeah you know what i mean oh wait a what power slap like in west hollywood like bring the bring your division back that used to watch

real beef yeah yeah you know what i mean yeah but here's the thing that i wonder too sometimes like there's a lot of like trans sensationalism you know how so there's people that that are using the, that may or may not actually be trans that are using the trans term to get cloud and to be heroes or whatever. Well, look at that Dylan Mulvaney, right? He caught a fucking bag off that shit probably. Guys on Rolling Stone or girl, whatever the fuck, but like on Rolling Stone, Budlight bag, who knows what else? Does he have the kid or whatever? I don't know what you call.

Does he, has he had the transition? I don't know. That's the thing. It's like, right? No, but there's different categories of trans too. because, like, does some of them just dress, like, the woman, or does some of them, some of them cut their dicks off? Some of them don't.

Like, I don't know. Like, I know we had Caitlin Jenner on it. And she said she cut her dick off. She did? Yes. Oh, my God, brother. What, she's selling it. No, they're auctioning it for charity.

Are they? Yeah. She wouldn't tell us. 50K is the highest bid. Gabe's at 49K right now. But again, then you have. It would tell for way more. Than 50K?

Huh? Dude, it's a delicacy in some places. Yeah, but you got to keep it on ice. It's expensive. Yeah. No, her dick's worth more than 50K, bro. That thing's put in work, too. Back in the day.

Think about that. Yeah, bro. The semen for like Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner. Dude, even just came out of that dick, right? No, that thing's fucking, but that thing's put in work. That thing is a launch pad. Yeah, bro. God, dude.

Like, that's a special dick. What is that procedure like you? They put you to sleep? And you wake up and then you freak the fuck out. I'm going to say they put you to sleep. Yeah. First of all, if somebody is, okay,

origami and my wiener, I hope I'm kind of getting a little shut eye during it. Yeah. But dude, you wake up and you're just like, whoa, bro, my dick's gone. Like that's probably traumatizing.

No, they tell you before. You tell them before you go there for it. It's not a surprise. But that has to be painful when you wake up. Or you just have painkillers for like, I mean, people do a lot of surgeries. I think you have to have people there holding your hands

and then somebody has to lift up the sheet. or something. I mean, there has to be that's got to be a moment. Yeah. But here's what I worry about, though. Go ahead, I'm sorry. No, no, go ahead.

Go ahead. What I worry about is like the like trans clout people, if they are messing things up for people that are really struggling with trans feelings and like feeling trapped in their sexuality or body, you know? I would say, I would say that's definitely happening. Because say you're a kid, say you're like a 15 year old, right? And you are, because Mother Nature, we don't know what Mother Nature is doing, right?

We don't know if in seven decades everybody's going to be trans, right? Yeah. Or whatever, men, lesbian, whatever. We don't know, right? We don't know. We don't know. People trying to get Cloud and you have somebody that's really struggling, right? They're a 15 year old kid.

They don't know. Are they now scared to talk about it because there's so much energy around it? Like, say if like people are now aggressively aggressive. against trans people like in their area or something whereas before nobody was really like looking at it this person was kind of just navigating their life and able to figure things out and now what if it's like caused like a negative energy or too much energy around it and suddenly a person who's already uncomfortable probably about how they present themselves now feels like super uncomfortable about how they present themselves i would say that's happening just because people are like using it as like a cloud

or like a political kind of kickball you know i mean yeah i would definitely say that's happening it's kind of like it is you can't argue it's it's kind of a good business decision like if you're not really doing anything in your life and you have somewhat of an understanding of social media like it's kind of a good business decision to like go trans like you know what I mean yeah like you're you're not doing anything you can't find a job like you just go trans and like it's actually kind of a dope business decision nowadays right and like I respect it honestly like it I don't know if you have the courage to do it we as a business thing yeah but when the do when the when the When the business closes or when the, you know.

But you're right. Some people are just doing it for that. That's what I'm trying to say too. Like I think some people are just doing it because it like works. Did you see that someone in, I don't, and again, I don't know his situation. But yeah,

a lot of people are coming out as trans. The guy in Mr. Beast crew or whatever. I saw that. Wait, he's, once you go that route, you can't go back,

right? It's like a one-time thing. You know, that's somebody I would like to have on the podcast is somebody who's been gone and considered wanted to come back, you know, or what that's like. I don't know.

It just seems like a lot for like if you're a young person and you're having a couple of weeks where you don't know if you feel like your own gym. I mean, for me, that's the line. It's like if you're 18 plus, you could do whatever the hell you want. And like I don't, no one really actually cares, right? If you're 18 plus, but under 18, like should not be like.

That's just fucked up. Yeah. I think. Yeah, I think if I'm under 18, because someday, look, dude, you might have a week too where, because you're still evolving. Mother Nature is still kind of peacey. You're still, you know,

you might have a week where some of the current inside of you is a little bit more feminine. Exactly. I mean, we've all felt like that probably. Dude, a ton, bro. Friday night lights, you get to some of those second and third seasons, bro? There's moments.

I was watching that show 902.10, like a little too much. Yeah. Oh. I mean, my parents back, like, if it was now, my parents would probably be like, yo, like, what's going on and shit? know i'm just like i'm just watching 902 you know or vampire diaries or something oh all of that vampire and they're trans aren't they vampires i think they started the movement they are

are they not well how are they not i mean look i wish we had 60 pictures of vampires here he's a he's a he's a war wolf yo he's not he's not trans though but vampires have but vampires have have to be, right? Why do you think? They're kind of like, I don't know why. I don't know why I think that, but I thought it and I think it makes sense.

I mean, there has to be trans vampires, for sure. Yeah, all of them. I can't see a vampire that's not trans. Like, if you ask a vampire, are you trans? I think they would be like, I'm busy, but yes. I think it's a vampire. Is a vampire? Wait, what are we talking about?

But there's different types of vampires too, right? Like, that's Count Dracula. Yeah, Dracula. But then I feel like that's the real type of, like i don't think he's trans you think no he's the only guy then you have like then you have like the twilight movie type vampires too right like edward cullen and shit like he's not the same as count dracula but they all it all the whole community seems kind of trans to me it's like a lot of sleeping it's a little bit of makeup it's a lot of like we're figuring this out

i'm trying to survive i have to suck on somebody yeah no that's good i guess because there's different types of trans nowadays too like katelyn jenner she's like against the whole trans movement kind of. So she's probably like Count Dracula. And then Edward Collins probably like Dylan Mulvaney. Yeah, I think some of it, I don't know enough about it. But I think as far as the sports go, I think we should just create a separate division until we see what it's like, right?

Until we see... That'd be way bigger than the WNBA. The WMBA? Women support trans people. Let's see what happens when trans people start crushing their rating. and we'll see what Brittany Griner says then, right? Dude, we should, yeah. Because she's advocating.

She's advocating for Britney Griner supports that. So like, doing trans? She wants trans women to be able to participate in women's sports. Biological men to be able to participate in women's sports, she said. I mean, that might be good for the WMBA, though, right? Like if, if that, actually. And Lillard turned into a woman and win the WMBA, like,

You have a superstar. That actually would be smart. But the bags, I mean, your endorsements would be huge. You wouldn't have to be Damian Liller. Like, you could be like a... I'm not even trying to be funny. Like, Theo, your idea was really good. And that idea is actually really good, too.

They should let biological men play in the WNBA. Yeah. Because all the women's bags would go up. Because, like, who's not going to watch the male guy just crushing all the female athletes? Like, those clips are going to be all over... watch it on but you'd watch it on like tic-tok like as a guilty pleasure and shit like that you're gonna watch you're gonna watch straight men no well trans trans men yeah and they're just dunking on all the women and shit like that's crazy that you fucking you might not tune in live but those clips are

gonna be all over social media yeah who are you talking about like letrell spreewell speak he could if he wants to make a comeback he kind of had the hair i don't know who knows dude i think it's genius. Yeah, I agree. It'd be interesting. I'm actually, I'm for that now. I don't know who the player would be to do it. Someone would have to come back, probably, from retirement and try it out.

I think it's interesting how the trans, because it used to just be gay, right? It was gay and straight, right? And it kind of felt like that. And then trans has kind of evolved out of that. Then it turned into LGBT. Right. I remember that. It was LGBT.

Now, then it was LGBTQ. And then now I'm seeing it's like LGBTQ plus two or minus two. Yeah. Soon they're going to have the square root in there some shit I don't know what keeps I don't think they should be why do they even group gay people and trans people together I feel like that's even just insulting

That's like what offensive to the to one of the Like being gay and being trans Is there gay trans beef? I don't see that's some of the stuff I just don't know I don't know if there's like a lot of beep Between gay and trans I don't know And also like the tough thing is We don't know what it's like to be somebody

That really is Struggling with that That's the tough thing I think the thing that gets me is the people that are using it for clout that's the part for me like how much does that damage somebody that's really like dude I'm trapped in a body that's not mine

you know it's like whenever they put Andy Dufrein in prison for what he didn't do remember that yeah of course he can't name that movie I don't I'm not familiar you should probably watch that one but imagine if he had to get out of that prison and the whole prison was a woman fuck bro you just fuck my head up

well that's what it's like man That's a crazy analogy, but he gets out. That's what I mean. I think people like that should be able to, like, if you want to dress like a woman and you're 18 plus and that's your decision, go for it, right? Yeah, I think, I mean, we're definitely headed to her. In three generations, everybody's going to be beige and trans and fake tits and whatever, you know, all of it.

Well, that's fake tits is already happening a lot, right? That's like, I think that we should be pushing. that more probably fake tits are kind of going out of style i know why what do you think what do you think what's your what's your take i just think some of them start to look a little bit they just look a little they don't age well some of them bigger ones yeah what like they die down well some of the if you get a big tit on the edge it kind of looks like you ever seen somebody fill up like a glad bag with a bunch of like stuff and then they pull it at the top and it kind of gets that stretch in the edge, same thing.

I think fake racks age pretty well. You do? Like if you see like a 50-year-old woman, like one of those blonde girls that like has a lot of work done, I think it's more obvious when they're older if they have a fake rack. I don't mind it. Yeah. I actually love that. That's just my opinion.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. What do you think about like? Have you ever been in love, you think, man? Yeah. Really? I think twice.

When was it? Probably when I was like, I don't know, maybe like 21, 28. And then probably like, again, the next time probably maybe like 26. Yeah, why? Just interesting. Have you? Yeah, dude. I remember being in love, boy.

When I was young boy, being in love. Don't remember that? I never had the young love. Well, maybe, maybe. No, well, I thought it was love at the time. So technically, I guess it could be, yeah. Yeah, those are crazy days. God, I remember that.

Being young was fun, man. Like, really young? Like, when you're a kid? Dude, remember you could, like, fall down the stairs of your house and you would be totally fine. That's crazy, right? Unreal. You could jump head first down the stairs. And you would be fine.

You could throw your sibling down the stairs in a box through the window that was at the bottom of the stairs, and they would be fine. You might catch a beating, though. Yeah, yeah, you would catch a beating, dude, but... Did you ever catch beatings? Dude, in our neighborhood, other parents would beat you. Really? Yeah, that was a big thing.

Really? Yeah, my mom went to jail one time for beating someone. A friend of yours, or Rando? Rando, a semi-friend. Kind of friend. What did you do? He called her some names, and she just beat him. Do you remember what?

I'm not sure. I remember my my buddy's mom spanked me a couple times. Was it like a day? Like was that a punishment or did you kind of like enjoy it? I didn't like it. But it was interesting. What else is going on?

Where else you guys going to go soon? Oh, you know who else I would like to have on? Aaron Rogers, dude. I mean, that's a legend. Aaron Rogers and Owen, Wilson. Oh, my God. At the same time?

Um, let me think. I think that's two different episodes. Are you in contact with, like, are you boys with Owen Wilson? No. But I would like to see him somewhere. I feel like Aaron Rogers would come on. It'd be interesting because we've both done ayahuasca, so I'd love to get his thoughts on it. You've done it?

Yeah. You done it? No. You need to go. I'm kind of scared to do it. Is there I could handle that? I haven't done it. I don't think you need it.

Okay. Do you do it with like Joe Rogan or something? No, I just went and did it, man. I did it over in in Los Angeles dude we were like 200 500 people from a Popeye's chicken when we did it

Yeah I feel like there's two ways to do it Like you go in the forest or do it Or you like yeah do it by a Popeyes Yeah dude we could go out back When they were cooking the biscuits And you could smell them in the fucking air And there were people out there vomiting Because some people if you're native

If your culture Your genetics have experienced a lot of pain Then you're like a lot of those people will really be vomiting and really going through some stuff. And, I mean, I cried for like maybe six hours, but after that I went outside. And there was like a couple of like people just vomiting. And I was just, yeah, you can smell the biscuits.

I didn't, it was in a nice place, too. It was like at an Airbnb over in, in L.A. somewhere. What did you take away from the experience? Oh, dude, it's insane. it's unbelievable that it exists it's almost like hey if somebody's like hey the most magical thing in the world exists you'd be like nah uh

and he'd be like yeah huh and then you go there and it is that how so it's like you're it's like God shows up and he's like right here dude and he just tells you the truth about yourself the stuff you don't want to know really oh shit well fuck and it's crazy the whole time you're kind of hoping he does it

I mean unless you want to be gay you're kind of hoping he doesn't get you know wait could you tell us i don't know if you want to share this or it's like a personal moment but can you share with us some of the things he told you he's flipping over cards you know yeah he told me that when things get uncomfortable i leave instead of sticking around and dealing with things so that was true it's real shit it's like somebody tells you the fucking truth and it's so true you can't even deny it bro that's what's crazy so i was like okay that's the first one i can handle that one i just don't want to you know, I really don't want to get the G-A-Y card.

I'm trying to have a family, you know. Did he drop that on you? No. So the second one was like, some shit about my father. My father really cared about me, right? So just something I'd always wondered. A lot of it's like questions you've always had, and it kind of gives you some honesty about it.

So I was like, whoa, you know, you only get about three or four cards, so that's the river. So I made it through the river. So then you know, where you kind of are cool. And no offense. If some people want to be gay, I don't. I don't want to be it. Maybe later on, I don't want to be it right now. I want to have a family and everything first. But that was one of your fears was just like one of the cards was going to be, hey, Dio, you're gay? I don't have a family yet. So you don't want to be like somebody who's gay and just doesn't know it. You don't want to adopt. I don't think I want to adopt that much. I would adopt if I had my own family and I'm also adopting adding in a child or something, I don't think I want to just have a child. But what if, so after you have a family and you do ayahuas again and he tells you, by the way, you're gay, then it's okay if you had your family yeah i guess you know i don't think it's you know it's not the future i see for myself but

if i got to be out there dog i'll fucking i'll get out there and fucking do what i got to do bro you know i'm barely dealing with being straight what do you mean so i don't know if i could even handle being gay bro how are you not dealing with being straight well it's just it's a lot it's all a lot yeah you know you got to tell you got to communicate you got to you know care about each other you have to build the relationship. It's all a lot of effort to me. What's the longest relationship you've been in? Probably four years, man.

How is that? Are you sad about it? No, I'm just, I don't know if I'm sad about it, but it was tough. I just wasn't the best boyfriend, you know? Yeah. Have you been a bad boyfriend?

Yeah. Definitely. You've been too? Oh, yeah. Look at you. I mean, it's tough, bro. Yeah, it seems tough. it's tough like relationships are tough

bro it's a full-time job it's tough especially when you're like a pervert right exactly that should make it hell of tough bro if you pervert it out was it a loyalty issue with you yeah I was always running around did you ever get caught

oh yeah in the act that's that's a fucking scary thing have you done it have I cheated or gotten caught the act no that's fucking crazy but that would fucking fuck your head up to watch how your girl reacts to your side girl yeah bro it'd fuck the girl but there's like different

scenarios too because what if she's down with it which is probably rare but like they'd probably just end up fighting right who is it the two girls yeah they'd probably just end up fighting each other oh yeah I don't know I think but then that's kind of a turn on right a real woman's not gonna sit around and fight some

thought outside of a I don't think so yeah they're just they're just gonna get pissed at you and get while you sit in a van on your phone looking at ESPN dude no A real woman's going to fucking leave, bro. Yeah, that's true. Fuck. Maybe we're dating different chicks.

Sorry, yeah. I'm also being a little bit of redshund. No, you're good. I feel you guys probably date class of your girls or something. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't say that at all, man. I date just any types of girls. What's, what, you probably slimy and we've all slept with girls.

What's your favorite race to, like, sleep with? I don't know. You know, I've only, honestly, I've probably slept with predominantly white women. Some women don't like, I think. I think some women just don't like they're they don't like you they don't like you like I've never had sex with a black chick yeah I've just never like I've hooked up with one but I've never I don't have my black belt yeah but they just don't black chicks are just not into me really I don't know I don't know if I could handle like some of this black chick it's like it's kind of like you really got to be good at what you're doing right well I don't want to fuck somebody who's on FaceTime the whole time a and B here's the craziest part is though. So some black women, it seemed like they fuck back, dog. That's the thing. I don't know if I can't handle it.

It's kind of intimidating. Yes. Like, I don't know if I can handle it, bro. You got to be like fucking consistently kind of. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, that's a thing. It's like kind of like, do you want this? Like, yeah.

I don't think I got this. I don't, I'm not that guy, bro. You know what I'm saying? I would, but I don't think I just don't want to. It's like I don't want to under, you know, I'm all right. Yeah, I don't want to underwhelm, bro. And I don't want to go into a place where I know I'm going to underwhelm. Yeah, but some black chicks, like, manager Drew, like, he's, like, really white.

And, like, black chicks just come on to him, like, crazy. That's the fucking, that's the Napoleon Dynamite effect. Does he have a little bit of a mustache? Yeah. Yeah. He keeps his beard, like, really shaped. You know what I'm talking about? A lot of white dudes with a little bit of lip hair, a lot of black girls like them.

I wonder why. He keeps his beard, like, really. Yeah, it's a little tickler. But bro, like, back to what you were saying, don't you think you don't want to underwhelm, but don't you want to challenge yourself and be like, Oh, yeah, though, there's some black women that I've hit on that I've just have not reciprocated it.

Also, I'm not in a lot of circles where I think I see a lot of black women probably. Yeah. So, but I probably would. I would date also maybe an Indian woman. Okay. I think I'm not sure, but I probably would. How about Asians?

An Asian woman. I met up with a career. woman one time in Idaho I don't know what happened to her but how did you guys nice how'd you guys meet I'm not sure just a random thing and then yeah I mean I'm willing to date I think anybody you know I think it just and also you don't know what God has

planned for you you know you don't know when your wife's gonna come along and that's the thing once your wife comes along you got everything else shuts down are you married you married dog fuck off Pretty much. You married? Come on. Oh, yeah, that's true, dude.

You know what I mean? But, so I don't know. Anyway, I might be getting too serious, man. No, I think it's good. I've never been with an Asian either. I have one time. Wow, so you haven't getting it out at all. Latinos.

But I feel like that's not as, like, ethnic as like a blacker Asian. You guys want to know the freethiest? Redheads. Really? Yes. Yeah. Have you been with a redhead? I think so.

Freaky, bro. I don't know if I have. I have. Yeah. Have you? I can't. I don't know. Dude, you don't explore enough, bro.

Yeah, I'm kind of slacking. I'm kind of slacking. You got to get out, dude. Yeah. I kind of just realized I haven't been with an Asian either. No. You got to get you out somewhere, dog. We need to take you to a, um.

I haven't had a civilian Asian. I fucked the Asian hooker once. That doesn't count. Oh, man. Because that was also in Thailand, so I could have been a lady boy. No, it was at Sherry's ranch in Vegas. That was in Bangkok. No, Sherry's ranch.

Ranch in Nevada. Oh, okay. That's kind of a great spot. That's where prostitution is legal. Oh, yeah. In that county. I believe in prostitution, man. I believe in it.

I think they should legalize it everywhere. I mean, it would probably, I'm sure like sex crimes go down and stuff too, right? And it's a woman's decision, right? I think it is. My body, my choice. I don't know if it helps us as a society, but I don't know. But I think if a woman needs to do it and feed her family, it's up to them. I wish, I think it's the long-term effects of it might not be great, but.

Guys do it. too. They do? This guy's got on a fucking Sunday 11 a.m. This guy

is a hooker addiction. Come to the room appointment. Like I'm fucking with you yeah. Like he has a hooker addiction. And you do man or women?

Wow, brother. You wild boy. I know. I kind of like, you got to think about that. Like this guy,

poor guy wakes up Sunday at 10 a.m. First thing he's got to do is jerk off Gabe. That's when I'm like is this really a thing. But Gabe doesn't even want to like receive.

He like pays them to give. Yeah. He's a giver. Yeah. that's not true well you're going to be fine i mean ayahuasca right i was going to save anybody that's that's one thing i realize it could save entire humanity so what else what else is coming up for you you got the tour you got the podcast are you on tour like all the time pretty much or is it does it come in waves like do you announce like a big tour and do that or is it kind of just shows keep popping up

all the time i think we kind of do it in uh little parts yeah i like to have weeks off so i can do some podcasting you know that's become a big thing for me as this as this world's gotten bigger you know i want to learn more and talk to people who know more than me so that's been kind of interesting uh like just being able to like you know get people on it's like oh i want to learn about this i want to learn about this and so then we can have them on and i can learn about it you know so i really enjoying like thinking about what kind of guests would be neat you know i would like to have a garbage man from new york city on actually that's somebody else i want to have a coal miner on you should find one while you're here the garbage way we've interviewed a couple

but it just hasn't been the uh somebody really that's the best candidate do you so you're actually out there interviewing them do you film it we'll beat people no oh yeah we'll just do a preliminary interview one of the producers will do a preliminary interview okay and just check and see kind of you know what their energy is or whatever you know um if you want i mean we got some special fair time today like while you're working if you want i could we could probably find like three to send your to your producer if you want damn yeah just to kind of help out i mean wow that'd be cool just do you a favor back for you coming on the pod dude you guys do me a just kind of do the preliminary work it's just exhausting yeah you lose energy and you can't

fucking give the people the best yeah you don't show up at least even your decent self you know i feel like even here like instead of just doing two shows in new york that were kind of bigger shows we did five shows that were kind of regular more of a smaller show kind of still cool size but the audience gets a smaller venue it's a little bit more intimate

you get to be here for five days I got to get a good night's sleep last night before I come in here today so I'm more prepared instead of flying in from wherever we would have come in from or busing in getting here kind of like being all over the place you know

that's exactly what we did was it yeah yeah 730 a.m. flight this morning yeah from my from my I know bro that's how I don't like to move like that I like your method flying the night before sleep in you know what I mean that's how you do it's important man yeah

well you guys younger than me too so you can you can still burn it some but yeah it does start to wear on you a little bit yeah sure what are some of you guys' future what are some of y'all's guests you want to have Kim Jong-un I told you yeah yeah dude if you ever get to go you have to take me over there all right let's yeah I think you'd be a good

I think Tucker Carlson will come too yeah because I want to talk to Kim about some stuff what would you ask him You could be a guest host on that episode with us. Dude, I would, A, I think I would try and get, I would easily, I could see myself meeting his, like, getting involved with whatever they're doing. You know. There's a lot going on.

Is there any possibility you would stay there if he made you like a powerful guy? What if they did that? Bro. Think about that. A whole country and you're one of the top people. How could you leave? I feel like that's why I haven't fucked an Asian yet. You're waiting?

My first Asians can be North Korean. Oh, yeah. Bro, what if you said? Make it an event for him. Hey, Kim Jong. You come out, bring a lady. I'll come out. You'll both come out of separate doors or whatever.

And then you have sex or whatever. Like I bring an American chick for him? Oh, yeah. Maybe you bring an American chick for him. Who would it be, though? It's a good trade. Oh, I'd be tough. You'd have to bring somebody pretty, like, up there.

Yeah. I don't, I'd have to think about that. Well, let's think about it. We're right here. Well, you also don't know his type, right? What do you think his type is? I mean, if he wants to fuck an American, he's probably, he probably wants to fuck like a blonde, like white smoke show. You think?

I would say so. Who could you take over there? I'm sure Trump gave him some offering gifts. Because Trump's a good business guy, too, right? He knows you got to schmooze people and stuff like that. I feel like Trump brought, like, President Xi, Kim Jong-un. He probably has another plane Then he brings like 15 chicks, Putin and shit

Because they're both dogs, right? Yeah, for sure. You heard what Trump had said in his new deposition. Uh-uh. Like they said the grabber by the pussy thing. He said, well, like, I mean, that's what most famous people do for a million years. Wow. So, I mean, all those guys, she, Putin, Kim Jong-un,

like, they're tearing it up, right? Well, Kim Jong-un, yeah, for sure. I mean, like, yeah, you own everybody. I heard Putin, though. He's, you know, that's why Trump, that's why they got along so. Wow. I think. Well, I don't think it was because of similarities.

I mean, that's the easiest thing to bond over. Yeah. Right. True. Dude, Trump, yeah, I can't believe I got to meet Trump at the fight. Yeah, you got to tell us how about that. So crazy, right. He's like, you're doing good.

You're doing great. You're good. It was all me he was talking to, which was interesting. It was like, it was three different people. It was super cool. A, I never met a president. And he's like, you're great. uh your parents are doing good and i was like my dad's been dead for like 30 years and he's like

but before that he was doing great no way yeah that's amazing so that was really funny i thought his son was really with him it's almost more it feels a little bit more formal kind or like he kind of not rehearsed but he's just he's like he's met so many people now he loves to give out compliments yes he likes to make you feel good he does and that's what i felt good about my dad My dad's been dead. I was like, my dad was doing great for you, die. No, he had cancer. And he had, you know, and he was in his 80s or whatever.

He was doing that great. But fucking, with this new foundation, I felt like he was. And that's part of it. It's like you want to give people some excitement. You want to give him some hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, I'm trying to think of anybody else I would like to have one of the thing. But the Kim Jong-un thing, I'm like, I'm not trying to be funny.

Like, I think maybe I'm crazy, but I think if Trump wins, the relationship we've kind of built with him. I think there's an angle where like Kim Jong-un and North Korea, like they bring journalists there. Yeah. And like theoretically, we have a huge American audience, right? And theoretically, I feel like North Korea would want to show off what a great country it is. Right. We're doing good. And who better to show that than I feel like we could do a vlog there. I'd be so sick. I have got to be a correspondent on that. I want to go and meet them. I want to see what they're doing over there. I want to see what they're wearing and what they're eating. Because you hear two different sides of shit, right? Like, Joe even had that

girl on that escaped. Yeah. And she said that they like keep their shit and like all that bullshit. But like, then you hear Rodman. Rodman went there and then he's saying there's private ski resorts and like private sea worlds. That's too. You're talking about someone who was born there and then Dennis Rodman who's a superstar going there. I'm just saying there's different though. Yeah, but there's two sides to every story. Like if we pulled up. If we went there, we'd probably get a decent treatment, right? Yeah. Fuck, bro. We got to go

But dude, Dennis, I don't want to be over there, like, you know, donate blood for us or something. You know, like, I don't know how crazy it is. Are they really mean everybody over there? I don't know. So that's why you have to go. I feel like they treat their guests well. Yeah. I think that's why you have to go and you have to figure it.

Yeah, we have to learn about that kind of stuff. Who else? Probably Post Malones, Chanon Tatum. MJ? Michael Jordan. Jackson. Yeah, I do. like some kind of hologram or a seanceer.

Yeah. AI? Holy shit, that'd be interesting. I don't know if AI is going to, in the end, you still got to have a personality. AI just seems like kind of like generic fodder. But the art side of it is kind of crazy because that could put some artists out of business.

But unless it all looks the same, you know, unless it all has a little bit of that AI edge to it, you know? Yeah. Does that make any sense or not? Yeah, it does. But I feel like all those guests you could get on easy. You think? I think so.

How do you go about it? I do you usually just DM them or get them up for sure I just DM some people um we got an agency that just started helping us some and what else dude uh we just uh we meet different people who else some people are just amazing chelios the hockey guy that dude has amazing stories man he's a legend um there's probably tons of people i'm not even thinking of what about why are you friends with him chelios that's like a random one uh i think livy done would be a neat podcast guest have you guys have you guys have you guys have you guys had her on we were talking about having her on i don't know what she i mean i haven't seen an interview with her so i don't know kind of what she is like you know if she likes doing that kind of thing but i just think since we both went tell us you that would be interesting joey b joey boy i got to meet him at the fights yeah he came on we had i love joey b bro he's the fucking man yeah he's so cool on he's dope god what's he drinking fucking cologne he's fucking cool as fuck guys is stud i know yeah dang cut but when you're a white dude and you can wear the like the cardier shades

inside like that, you've got to be doing something. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because I can't pull that off. How many times have you tried them on in the mirror and been like, oh, you got this, you got this, and then you take them off right before you leave? Yeah. You got to have a certain type of swagger like he does.

I just don't have that. You've probably spent like, I'm an absurd amount of time looking into the mirror wearing cardiac glasses that you never actually wore out. Yeah, a few times. But I know right away that this isn't you. You can't be who you're not. You know what I mean? You need to get on HGH, baby.

What if Happy Day came out with an HGH supplement? I think that'd be huge. Like put it in the drink. Something. There's just so many rules and shit with alcohol. But that's all going to change soon, dude. If we merge with North Korea, pro, people are going to be eating HGH steaks for fucking lunch.

When China fucking takes over and shit, like, yeah, all these rules that we're kind of used to now. I guess there might be more or there'll be less. Yeah. Right? well one thing that we saw too is like this whole reparations thing in california you heard about that yeah so i guess i'm not exactly sure how it works but i heard if you had like you know ancestors that were slaves you can now maybe entitled to some money in california what do you think about that's a lot of money it's millions of dollars i think it's just i didn't know the way i didn't

like i'm from louisiana like i could see it being discussed there because california didn't even have slaves. I couldn't name seven slaves from California. That's what I don't know. It doesn't really make sense, right? I don't think so. But here's the problem is California starts this conversation, and then I think they're not going to be able to see it through, and they're just going to upset people. They're going to kind of use this as like a political thing. And that's what I don't like. I don't like seeing people, especially groups of people, getting used for political stuff. It's the same with the trans stuff. It's the same with black community. It can be any community, really. too, you know?

Come on, guy. Dude. Jesus Christ, dog. Damn, bro. I know you're on this, but what's up with the Rat King thing? Oh, the name? Yeah. Yeah, some people just called me the Rat King a long time ago, and I think it just stuck, you know?

How do you get that nickname? They had a character that was on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. And I think I look like that guy. What the fuck's his name? Rat King. No, I thought it was a... Oh, ratter.

Splinter. Master Splinter. You know, this is a different character. Oh, okay. Sorry. I don't know. I think I've always just been kind of like a fucking, you know, you can't really get rid of a rat, you know. It's like they're always going to be around.

They're fucking, they got other rats around them. It's like, it's just like, yeah, we're just kind of like, I'm just kind of like a bottom feeder that fucking, you know, is just, we're staying alive. So I think that's like a lot of my audience, too, or, you know, people that like are pay attention to me or my friends or whatever. And we're all kind of the same, just a bunch of fucking rats, bro. We're not snitches or nothing, but we're just like, we're just going to find some cheese, bro, and we'll be out here, you know? So they got a problem in the city right now, dude. Rat problem?

Yeah. I know, they're everywhere. Yeah, dude. Just trying to find the cheddar, too. That's all they're trying to do, bro. That's all we doing. We'll fucking eat this whole city, dude. We're coming after the rich first, too.

I love it. I'd like to be on your side in that. Yep. Yeah. You will, brother. Thank you, bro. You're in. But anyway, thank you guys for your time, man.

I appreciate it, dude. Thank you, bro. We'll put the tour link in the description and stuff like that and your podcast. Podcast is one of my favorite, too. Thanks, man. Make sure you guys check that out. If you haven't seen Theo's pod, check out his pod. Go see him on tour.

We appreciate you, bro. Yeah, thank you so much, dude. I really appreciate you guys. And it's been nice to get to know you. And I look forward to continue to getting you to know you. Even you too, man. He says really nice things about you. And we got you.

If we do North Korea, you got a guest host spot. It'll be us three. We'll have to like prepare. We could kind of have a meeting before. Yeah. I think the one pack that we don't always do that. But that's one we'll probably have to meet up, you know. But do some research and shit.

If one of us stays, we all stay. Can we make that pack? I'm not staying, but I'll go visit. Yeah, I think one of us should have to stay. Yeah, okay, one of us has to stay. It probably wouldn't be me or him. Why? I just don't think it would be.

Me either. Yeah, see, that's the same thought I have. A similar thought. But we should definitely meet up the night before and prepare. Cool. All right. Well, we'll do that. All right. Thanks, Theo. Hell yeah.