Futility Closet - 183-An Everest Mystery
Episode Date: December 25, 2017In 1924 two British mountaineers set out to be the first to conquer Mount Everest. But they never returned to camp, and to this day no one knows whether they reached the top. In this week's episode o...f the Futility Closet podcast we'll review the case of George Mallory and Andrew Irvin, which has been called "one of the greatest unsolved adventure mysteries of the 20th century." We'll also learn what to do if attacked by a bear and puzzle over the benefits of a water shortage. Intro: Marshall Islanders navigated using "charts" of lashed sticks, threads, and shells. Jan Brueghel's 1617 painting Hearing immortalizes a well-traveled Australian cockatoo. Sources for our feature on George Mallory and Andrew Irvine: Wade Davis, Into the Silence, 2011. Jochen Hemmleb, Larry A. Johnson, and Eric R. Simonson, Ghosts of Everest, 1999. Peter Firstbrook, Lost on Everest, 1999. Ed Douglas, "Lifelong Secret of Everest Pioneer: I Discovered Mallory's Body in 1936," Guardian, Nov. 23, 2013. Nick Squires, "Mallory and Irvine's Everest Death Explained," Telegraph, Aug. 4, 2010. Secrets of the Ice. Jon Kelly, "Mallory and Irvine: Should We Solve Everest's Mystery?" BBC News Magazine, Oct. 3, 2011. United Press International, "Team Heads for Everest," Aug. 11, 1986. Associated Press, "2 Everest Climbers Killed Near Summit," June 21, 1924. Henry W. Bunn, "The Story the Week Has Told," Washington Evening Star, June 22, 1924, 3. David Holmstrom, "Going Up or Down, Mt. Everest Pioneer," Christian Science Monitor 92:26 (Dec. 30, 1999), 17. Audrey Salkeld and Jochen Hemmleb, "Did They or Didn't They?" Geographical 75:5 (May 2003), 120. Martin Varley, "It's Tough at the Top," Geographical 71:9 (September 1999), 32. Jerry Adler, "Ghost of Everest," Newsweek 133:20 (May 17, 1999), 68. Kevin Cook and Mark Mravic, "A Riddle on Top of the World," Sports Illustrated 90:19 (May 10, 1999), 28. Lost on Everest: The Search for Mallory & Irvine, BBC, 2000. N.E. Odell, "The Last Climb of Mallory and Irvine," Geographical Journal 64:6 (December 1924), 455-461. "The Mount Everest Expedition," Geographical Journal 64:1 (July 1924), 56-58. Gordon T. Stewart, "Tenzing's Two Wrist-Watches: The Conquest of Everest and Late Imperial Culture in Britain 1921-1953," Past & Present 149 (November 1995), 170-197. G.W. Kent Moore, John L. Semple, and Dev Raj Sikka, "Mallory and Irvine on Mount Everest: Did Extreme Weather Play a Role in Their Disappearance?" Weather 65:8 (August 2010), . "Mallory and Irvine Killed in Attempt to Conquer Everest," New York Times, June 21, 1924, 1. Christopher S. Wren, "New Insight Into Everest Mystery; Finding Mallory Elicits A Flurry of Theories," New York Times, Nov. 27, 1999. Christopher S. Wren, "A Body on Mt. Everest, a Mystery Half-Solved," New York Times, May 5, 1999. Agence France-Presse, "Discovery of Corpse Reopens Debate on Who First Climbed Everest," May 4, 1999. "Sees Everest Dash Failure for 1924," New York Times, June 22, 1924. E.F. Norton, "Everest Climbers Send the Story of Last Fatal Effort," New York Times, June 26, 1924. Listener mail: Diarmaid Fleming, "The Man Who Blew Up Nelson," BBC News, March 12, 2016. Wikipedia, "F.D.C. Willard" (accessed Dec. 22, 2017). "Cat as Coauthor," Futility Closet, Nov. 10, 2005. "F.D.C. Willard," P.I. Engineering (accessed Dec. 22, 2017). "Staying Safe Around Bears," National Park Service (accessed Dec. 22, 2017). This week's lateral thinking puzzle was inspired by an item in Dan Lewis's Now I Know newsletter. Here are two corroborating links (warning -- these spoil the puzzle). You can listen using the player above, download this episode directly, or subscribe on iTunes or Google Play Music or via the RSS feed at http://feedpress.me/futilitycloset. Please consider becoming a patron of Futility Closet -- on our Patreon page you can pledge any amount per episode, and we've set up some rewards to help thank you for your support. You can also make a one-time donation on the Support Us page of the Futility Closet website. Many thanks to Doug Ross for the music in this episode. If you have any questions or comments you can reach us at podcast@futilitycloset.com. Thanks for listening!
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an errant cockatoo.
This is episode 183.
I'm Greg Ross.
And I'm Greg Ross. And I'm Sharon Ross.
In 1924, two British mountaineers set out to be the first to conquer Mount Everest.
But they never returned to camp, and to this day, no one knows whether they reached the top.
In today's show, we'll review the case of George Mallory and Andrew Irvin, which has been called one of the greatest unsolved adventure mysteries of the 20th century.
We'll also learn what to do if attacked by a bear,
and puzzle over the benefits of a water shortage.
By the mid-1920s, the North and South Poles had both been reached,
and the sources of the world's major rivers had been discovered.
The next target of the world's adventurers lay in the sky,
the peak of Mount Everest, which became known as the Third Pole. The British had begun making
expeditions to the mountain in 1921, just a year after Tibet had made it accessible to outsiders.
The first expedition was mostly for reconnaissance, and no one had gone higher than 24,600 feet,
only about 85% of the way to the top. In fact, it wasn't clear whether it would even be possible to
go higher and survive. The second expedition in in 1922, made three attempts on the summit, the third of which
ended in disaster when seven porters died in an avalanche. But by using bottled oxygen,
they got as high as 27,320 feet, only 1,700 feet short of the top. One of the climbers who had
proven himself on both of these expeditions was a man named George Mallory, who had been a school
teacher before taking up climbing, but had become the most celebrated mountaineer of his age. By all
accounts, Mallory was a prodigiously gifted climber. I'll give just one example of this.
The poet Robert Graves tells the story in his autobiography about a climb Mallory made on
Snowdon, which is the highest mountain in Wales, in 1908. My friend George Mallory once did an
inexplicable climb on Snowdon. He had left his pipe on a ledge halfway down one of the precipices
and scrambled back by a shortcut to retrieve it, then up again by the same route.
No one saw what route he took, but when they came to examine it the next day for official record,
they found an overhang nearly all the way.
By a rule of the climbers' club, climbs are never named in honor of their inventors,
but only describe natural features.
An exception was made here.
The climb was recorded as follows. Mallory's pipe, a variation on Route 2, see adjoining map. This climb is totally
impossible. It has been performed once in failing light by Mr. G.H.L. Mallory. As the third expedition
to Everest was being organized in 1924, Mallory was 37 years old and had three children and a new
job teaching at Cambridge,
but he decided he couldn't pass up this opportunity of another try at the summit.
When he arrived at the base camp, he wrote home, it's an infernal mountain, cold and treacherous.
The risks of getting caught are too great. The margin of strength when men are at great heights
is too small. Perhaps it is mere folly to go up again, but how can I be out of the hunt?
It was actually Mallory who made the most famous quote ever associated with the mountain. When he was asked, why do you wish to reach the summit of Mount Everest? He said,
because it is there. Its existence is a challenge. This 1924 expedition made two attempts at the
summit, but got no higher than 28,125 feet. The mountain is a bit more than 29,000 feet high.
Mallory determined to make one last all-out assault using bottled oxygen. He wrote,
the issue will shortly be decided.
The third time we walk up East Rongbuk Glacier will be the last, for better or worse.
We expect no mercy from Everest.
The expedition's acting leader, E.F. Norton, who had gone snowblind during the second summit attempt,
said,
Nobody deserves the summit more than Mallory, the only one of our number who has been at it for three years.
To go with him, Mallory chose Andrew Irvin, a 22-year-old
Cambridge student and the youngest member of the expedition. Irvin had no Himalayan or high-altitude
climbing experience, but he was good at repairing the large primitive oxygen bottles that they
decided to bring with them, and he was one of the few remaining expedition members who was in a fit
state to join him. The two spent the night in a canvas tent pitched at 26,800 feet on the mountain's
northern slope. In the early hours
of June 8, 1924, they breakfasted on tin sardines and set off for the top. Shortly after noon,
geologist Noel Adel was looking for fossils below them on the mountain when he spotted them climbing
a prominent rock step. He wrote, at 1250, there was a sudden clearing of the atmosphere and the
entire summit ridge and final peak of Everest were unveiled. My eyes became fixed on one tiny
black spot silhouetted on a small snow crest beneath a rock step in the ridge. The black spot summit ridge and final peak of Everest were unveiled. My eyes became fixed on one tiny black
spot silhouetted on a small snow crest beneath a rock step in the ridge. The black spot moved.
Another black spot became apparent and moved up the snow to join the other on the crest.
The first then approached the great rock step and shortly emerged at the top. The second did
likewise. Then the whole fascinating vision vanished and enveloped in cloud once more.
There are three such steps, huge inclined rocky
areas to be climbed on the way to the summit. Odell thought he had seen them climbing the second,
which is the most difficult, a 150-foot precipice that's almost vertical at its steepest point.
If he was right about that, then Mallory and Irvin almost certainly reached the peak that day.
Odell said they were going strongly for the top. But he had only a short time to see them,
and it's possible that he was mistaken. Apart from his statement, there's no evidence that Mallory and Irvin climbed higher than the first step,
where a discarded oxygen cylinder was later found.
When later climbers told him how difficult the second step looked,
Odell changed his mind as to that perhaps he'd seen them on the first one.
That's a matter of intense controversy even today.
When he reached Mallory and Irvin's camp at about 2 p.m.,
Odell found hardware from the canister apparatus in their tent,
which may have meant that they'd met some delay in setting off. He retreated to a lower camp and watched all night
for signs of their return, but he saw none, and when he went back to their camp in the morning,
it was unchanged. Whether they'd reached the top or not, something had stopped them getting back
down the mountain. The explorer Francis' young husband wrote, Where and when they died we do not
know, but there in the arms of Mount Everest they lie forever, lie 10,000 feet above where any man has lain in death before. Everest indeed conquered their
bodies, but their spirit is undying. No man onward from now will ever climb a Himalayan
peak and not think of Mallory and Irvin. If Mallory and Irvin reach the top in 1924,
then they beat Edmund Hillary's record by 29 years. But after almost a century of study and
speculation, no one knows whether they did. A few clues have come to light, but they only add to the mystery. In 1933, an ice axe was
discovered a little below the first step, lying on a rock as if it had been placed there.
It bore three nick marks, which was the characteristic mark that Irvin put on his
belongings. In 1979, a Chinese climber told his Japanese partner that during an expedition four
years earlier, he'd spotted a dead European dressed in vintage clothing, what he called an Old English Dead, above 26,500 feet,
just below the Northeast Ridge. That could only be Mallory or Irvin because no other British climbers
had gone missing on Everest at that time, but the Chinese climber died in an avalanche the next day,
so there was no way to learn more about what he'd seen. In the years that followed, dozens of
expeditions attempted Everest, and eventually the mountain was covered with hundreds of corpses, one dead body for every 10 people who returned
safely. Everyone was so intent on reaching the top that no one wanted to stop to investigate
Mallory and Irvin's disappearance. The first dedicated research expedition was launched in
1986, and that was cut short by the death of one of its members. But in 1999, on the 57th
anniversary of the disappearance, the German geologist Jochen
Hemleb organized a second search. They found a discarded oxygen bottle near the base of the first
step, and then at 26,750 feet, vertically below the position of the ice axe, they found the body
of George Mallory. He lay face down, arms outstretched, as if he'd been trying to stop a
slide down the mountain. His right leg was badly broken, and he had crossed his left leg over it as if to protect the injury,
which means that he was alive and conscious when he came to rest there.
But he showed no signs of frostbite, which means he hadn't survived long.
He had died less than 300 yards from his camp.
There was a rope around his midsection,
which showed that he and Irvin hadn't been separated that day or succumbed to the elements.
Possibly the two had fallen together, or possibly Mallory had fallen and the rope had broken.
There are a few intriguing clues. In Mallory's pocket were a pair of goggles.
That suggests either that he was descending in fading light or in darkness, or that he was moving through shadow, or that he removed them in a blizzard when goggles tend to get clogged with
snow. This is important because Mallory's head torch had been found in his tent in 1933, which
means that he couldn't have set out before dawn, as Everest climbers do today. And that meant the two would have had to race to the summit in order to get back to their
camp before dark. The fact that Mallory wasn't wearing goggles might mean that he didn't make it,
and they were having to descend after nightfall. But it does suggest that they were descending.
Mallory would have needed his goggles on the way up. The question is how far he got.
The second clue is that in Mallory's pocket there was an envelope on which he'd noted
the amounts of oxygen in each of their cylinders.
That suggests a slight possibility that the men may have taken three cylinders each on
their final climb rather than two, as was generally believed.
If that's what happened, it might have given them a better chance of reaching the summit.
And the third, and I think the most poignant clue, is that Mallory's daughter said that
he carried a photograph of his wife that he intended to leave on the summit if he reached
it.
That photo wasn't found on his body. I should add that it wasn't found on the summit either, nor has any other evidence that they reached the top. No one's
ever found that photo. So what should we think? A lot depends on the accuracy of geologist Noel
O'Dell's last sighting. He said he'd seen them at 1250 just after noon, climbing well, but only at
the second step, which would put them somewhat behind schedule. O'Dell later recanted and said he'd seen them at the first step, but investigators who have
later stood in his position said they might even have been at the third step, which would put them
within hours of the summit. There's some disagreement as to whether Mallory had the climbing
still to get past that second step in either direction. Conrad Anker, who found Mallory's
body in 1999, said, even if Mallory and Irvin had miraculously climbed the second step, they would have been stranded above it. Few climbing ropes at the time were longer than 100
feet. That meant they'd have to climb down the face rather than rappel, and that's extremely
difficult, but not impossible. Or possibly Mallory lowered Irvin by rope and then climbed down
himself. However high they got, Mallory and Irvin climbed higher than any human being before them,
and higher than any that would follow for nearly 30 years. The climber Dave Hahn says, to tell the truth, I have trouble believing they were as high as we
know that they were. If they brought extra oxygen, that would have helped. Three bottles a piece
would have lasted 12 hours, enough to get to the top. But it's debatable whether they would elect
to carry an extra eight pounds each when they were already facing this huge daunting challenge.
There are different opinions as to what happened. Most views say that they were carrying two cylinders of oxygen each and that they ascended either the first or second
step. Then either Mallory took Irvin's oxygen and went on alone, hoping to reach the summit on his
own, or both went on and then turned back when they ran out of oxygen. In either case, whether
either or both of them reached the summit, Mallory slipped and fell when they were descending back to
camp, and Irvin either fell with him or perhaps died alone high up on the ridge. When modern climbers are asked to estimate the chance that they made it
to the top, they answer everything from 90% down to zero. You can find almost every opinion about
this. Sir Edmund Hillary told New Zealand television that during his own climb in 1953,
he had looked for evidence of Mallory but didn't find any. He said, personally, I would like to
believe he got there, but I think it's unlikely. Today, nearly a century after their attempt, no one knows whether Mallory and Irvin reached the top of Mount Everest in 1924.
It's hard to think of a new discovery today that could prove that they didn't make it, but there's one thing that could prove that they did.
The body of Andrew Irvin is still somewhere on the mountain, and he was probably carrying a Kodak vest pocket camera.
The camera wasn't found on Mallory's body, and he would have wanted Irvin to carry it so that he could take a picture of him on the summit if they made it.
Conditions are cold enough up there that, if it's found, it might still be possible
to process the film, and conceivably, that could reveal an image showing that the two
had reached the summit before whatever tragedy befell them later that day.
Until Irvin's body is found, most investigators doubt the mystery will be solved.
After all these years, some people now feel that any resolution will be a disappointment
since the mystery has become such a powerful part of the mountain's
legend. Some climbers now compare George Mallory to Sir Galahad, who touched the Holy Grail and
disappeared. Noel Liddell seemed to feel some of this himself when he reached the climbers' camp
on the morning after their vanishing. When he found no sign of them, he arranged their sleeping
bags in a tee on the mountainside as a signal to the men 4,000 feet below. Then he wrote,
Closing up the tent and leaving its contents as my friends had left them, I glanced up at the
mighty summit above me. It seemed to look down with cold indifference on me and howl derision
in wind gusts at my petition to yield up its secret, this mystery of my friends. If it were
indeed the sacred ground of Chomolungma, goddess mother of the mountains, had we violated it? Was
I now violating it? And yet as I gazed again, there seemed to be something alluring in that towering presence. I was almost fascinated. I realized that
no mere mountaineer alone could but be fascinated, that he who approaches close must ever be led on,
and oblivious of all obstacles, seek to reach that most sacred and highest place of all.
It seemed that my friends must have been thus enchanted also, for why else should they tarry?
In an effort to suppress my feelings, I turned my gaze downwards to the north call far below, and I remembered that other of my companions would be anxiously
awaiting my return, eager to hear what tidings I carried. Alone and in meditation, I slowly
commenced my long descent.
We want to take a moment in our last show of 2017 to send a big thank you to all of our supporters who have made it possible for us to continue making the show.
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Brian Ford wrote to us about episode 72, where we had discussed the curious adventures that some famous corpses have had. Hello, Sasha, Sharon, and Greg. I've been working my way
through the archive and recently listened to the podcast about the indignities inflicted
on prominent corpses. It seems that statues can also be treated somewhat disrespectfully after death. I recently came across the attached
story of what happened after Nelson's Pillar in Dublin was blown up by the IRA in 1966.
Nelson's Pillar was a statue of Horatio Nelson that had been erected in the center of Dublin
in 1809, and apparently Irish nationalists had hated it from the start.
France had been Ireland's ally,
so a monument to a British hero who was commemorated for beating the French in battle
was seen as a double insult.
According to Liam Sutcliffe, a member of the IRA who blew up the statue in 1966,
every generation tried to do the pillar.
Going back to the 19th century, they were at it.
After Sutcliffe's bomb partially destroyed the statue, the government decided to demolish what
was left of the pillar by blowing it up even more. According to the BBC news story that Brian sent,
the massive controlled explosion was followed by a deafening roar from celebrating crowds nearby.
Several songs were released commemorating the event, with the most popular being Up Went Nelson, which topped the Irish charts for two months. After the destruction of
the rest of its body, Nelson's granite head began having a rather interesting time. It had originally
been placed in a municipal storage yard, but was stolen 10 days later by students from the National
College of Art and Design, who were looking for a way to pay off their debts. The students got paid to lend out the head, and the head then appeared on stage with the
folk band the Dubliners on an album cover for the Clancy brothers at private parties and in TV and
magazine ads, including one inexplicably for women's tights. The police were closing in on
the students in their efforts to recover the head, so the students took it to London, where an antiques dealer paid them
£250 a month to display it in his shop window.
But after the police rounded up a group of students that were unconnected with the theft,
the students who did have it decided to return it.
And now, according to the BBC story,
today Nelson's head sits in a corner of a library in Dublin, largely ignored.
So kind of a boring end for it after all of its adventures.
It is very much like human heads that we covered in that episode.
They just wander around for quite a long time after that.
We have another follow-up on Erdős numbers
that we had discussed in a few episodes,
most recently in episode 170.
This is a measure of how many steps it takes
to connect a person
to one who has authored an academic paper with the famous mathematician Paul Erdős.
Patrick Walker wrote, I thought you'd be interested to learn of F.D.C. Willard,
real name Chester, a Siamese cat who has the honor of being the first to co-author a physics paper.
I ran across him while I was looking up Erdős numbers following episode 159
and found out that he may be the only cat with an Erdős number. It happens to be seven.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find information on if he also has an Erdős lap number.
Greg had originally written about this precocious kitty many years ago on his blog,
but we didn't know about him having an Erdős number. American physicist
Jack H. Hetherington had typed up a paper on his research results in low-temperature physics
in 1975 when it was pointed out to him that he'd used the plural pronoun we, and the journal he
was submitting to didn't accept the use of that pronoun for single-author papers. Back in 1975,
changing the pronouns would have meant retyping the whole paper, so Hetherington came up with a co-author.
His kitty Chester, whose father was named Willard,
became Felis Domesticus Chester, or FDC Willard.
The paper was accepted for publication,
and after the identity of the co-author came out a few years later,
the physics-minded feline became quite popular.
According to Wikipedia, FTC Willard frequently appeared in
footnotes where he would be thanked for useful contributions to the discussion. On April Fool's
Day in 2014, the American Physical Society, or APS, announced that going forward, all cat-authored
papers would be open access and freely available without requiring the usual subscription.
Their statement said,
This open-minded update is a natural extension of APS's leadership in both open access and pet
publishing. And they noted that they began publishing papers with feline authors all the
way back in 1975, but that going forward, this new policy would only apply to single author papers.
And they hope to evaluate allowing publication by
canine authors in the near future. I guess that it makes sense that Willard would have an Erdős
number since he was a co-author on a physics paper, and that he might even possibly have an
Erdős lap number, which if anyone can find that out, they will definitely have to let us know.
In looking into this subject, I came across a really cute page on FTC Willard on an engineering company's website where they list his occupation as rodentia predation consultant slash physicist and note his introduction number.
written in French and published in a French popular science magazine in 1980,
but says that friends of the kitty later claimed that before his death in 1982,
he had renounced authorship of the article and expressed anger towards those who had taken advantage of his name.
In a letter that Hetherington wrote about Willard in 1997,
he mentioned this article of Willard's and seemed quite impressed
that Willard had managed to learn French.
Also under the controversy tab, it says that Willard and Hetherington came under intense
scrutiny when Hetherington's wife Marge openly admitted to sharing a bed with both authors,
frequently simultaneously.
In episodes 174 and 181, we mentioned how the cardinal sin of cryptography is to retransmit a coded message.
Matthew Tanzi wrote, Dear Greg, Sharon, and Sasha, David Kahn, in his excellent book,
The Code Breakers, recounts a story from World War I involving the cardinal sin of cryptography,
although David Kahn didn't call it that. The British had cracked a German code, but the Germans
didn't know that. The Germans decided it was time to come up with a new code anyway,
just as a matter of routine security, and issued new code books.
One German unit didn't receive the new code book,
so they asked headquarters to retransmit all its messages in the old code
until they could get the new code book.
It would have taken the British at least six months to crack the new code,
but thanks to this cardinal sin, they cracked it in two days.
So I guess we're really coming to see that you definitely should not retransmit coded material
for any reason, not if you want to keep the code secure anyway. It's amazing, though, how similar
or how different these different instances of the same problem recur. Mistake, yeah. Yeah.
And all these different guises over history. It was basically the same problem.
And Matthew ended his email with a
line of Q's followed by an S and a Z, which was obviously intended for Sasha. So I passed that
along to her. Simone wrote with some useful advice on a rather different topic. Dear Sasha and some
other people, probably. Since the topic of bears and unusual places comes up on your show quite a
bit, I thought I would share some advice I've heard on the subject of what to do when encountering them in cars, houses, or otherwise.
If it's a black bear, try to intimidate it. Scream, throw sticks, put your hands up to look bigger.
This will keep it from thinking you're easy prey. If it's a brown or grizzly bear, play dead. Lie on
your stomach and put your hands on your head. If it's a polar bear, you're pretty much done. You
can't outrun it and you can't deter it from attacking you.
Here's a rhyme that'll help you remember.
If it's black, fight back.
If it's brown, lie down.
If it's white, say goodnight.
And Simone included a good article from the U.S. National Park Service
on what to do if you encounter a bear.
And after reading through a lot of very specific advice
about what to do in some different situations,
I would say that my best summation of the article is
do your very best to not encounter a bear.
Then you don't have to worry about trying to remember through your panic
that you should talk to the bear in low tones,
but definitely don't scream or make high-pitched noises,
that you should try to move sideways away from a bear,
and that you need to figure out what kind of bear is attacking you so that if it's a brown or grizzly bear, you can lie
on your stomach with your legs spread to make it harder for the bear to turn you over. I often have
enough trouble remembering what I'm supposed to be doing in perfectly calm situations, so I'm
really thinking that my best bet is to just stay as far away as I possibly can from all bears.
Good rule. I wonder if they established all those rules by trial and error.
By trial and error, yeah.
I also wonder how you're supposed to figure out while the thing is attacking you, whether
it's a grizzly bear or not.
It's like, you know, look for the hump on its shoulders to figure out if it's a grizzly
bear.
Thanks so much to everyone who writes into Sasha and to those who remember to include
us too.
Sasha may not have an Erdős
number, but it's nice to see how many fans she has anyway. And if you have anything that you'd
like to add to our discussions, you can email any or all of us at podcast at futilitycloset.com.
It's Greg's turn to try to solve a lateral thinking puzzle. I'm going to give him an odd-sounding situation,
and he has to figure out what is going on, asking only yes or no questions.
This puzzle is based on something that I read in Dan Lewis's Now I Know e-newsletter.
The decisive American win at the Battle of Midway in 1942
was a turning point in the war in the Pacific during World War II.
A few weeks before the battle, the commanding officer of the Midway installation sent a message
indicating that the water distillation plant was seriously damaged and that fresh water was needed
immediately. How did that message critically help the Americans win this important battle?
I don't know this.
Yeah, I was worried that you might know it because it's an amusing
anecdote. Okay, a message was sent, you said, a few weeks before the battle, indicating that
the water distillation plant was seriously damaged and fresh water was needed immediately.
And that, you said, significantly changed the outcome of the... That message critically helped
the Americans win the important battle to come. Okay. I'm trying to figure out which end of this to work on.
When they sent that message, presumably there was some response.
Someone made a response, right?
Possibly.
It's actually irrelevant.
Really?
I mean, it's not that that brought in another fleet of ships that were then present.
Correct.
That's not it.
That is not it.
Nothing even close to that.
Was it true that they didn't have the water?
No, it was not true that they didn't have the water.
Okay.
So, but you wouldn't call that just a mistake, just a mistaken message?
I would not call it a mistake.
So they were trying to indicate something.
I don't know if people can hear.
There's a cat on the floor.
May I have a face-off?
Just explain that.
Okay, this has become very interesting.
So the commander of this installation
sent a message that he knew was false
in order to indicate something else.
Is it because he didn't...
No.
I won't agree to the second part
of your assertion there.
Okay, he sent a message that he knew was false.. I won't agree to the second part of your assertion there. Okay.
He sent a message that he knew was false.
Yeah, I will agree to that.
But, okay.
But you wouldn't say inadvertently?
He knew it was false when he sent it.
He knew it was false when he sent it.
He deliberately sent a false message.
Was that because he feared that the message would be intercepted?
No.
Oh, what a significant look. I thought I had intercepted. No. Oh, what a significant look.
I thought I had it too.
No.
That's like 180 degrees off.
All right, let me just follow this up.
So the idea I had was that
if he thought it would be intercepted,
then he could mislead the enemy.
Right, and that's a possibility, but that's...
But that's not the case.
They were trying to mislead the enemy,
but it was actually a larger objective than that.
Did he expect this message to be intercepted?
Yes.
Okay, so he wanted the enemy...
I keep looking around for cats.
Yeah, she's moving around quite a bit.
To believe that they, what was it, lacked fresh water?
Yes, he wanted the Japanese to believe that they, what was it, lacked fresh water?
Yes, he wanted the Japanese to believe that they lacked fresh water.
In order to induce them to strike at a certain time?
No. To think that they were vulnerable?
No.
Did the Japanese intercept this message?
Yes.
And they acted in the way that he, I guess, hoped they would?
Yes.
Did it affect where they attacked?
No.
Anything like that?
Changed their battle plan at all?
No.
No.
Oops.
She just figured out how to get up on the table.
She's been trying to figure that out.
I'm a pussycat.
She can help me.
She can help you.
Okay.
So he sends a message falsely saying that the installation lacks fresh water.
Hoping that...
Hoping it'll be intercepted planning
for it to be intercepted it is intercepted and it has the effect he wanted but it's not that he
meant to mislead them must have been he yes he he intended this message to mislead them into
believing that they needed fresh water but that's not the main objective was he just okay and it
wasn't a bigger objective than that that he was testing to see whether they could intercept
their messages.
No,
they knew that the message
would likely be intercepted.
As a matter of fact,
they didn't even send it coded.
They didn't attempt
to hide it in any way
or code it.
They sent an uncoded message
deliberately hoping
it to be intercepted.
And that changed the battle plan.
So it's just,
what I'm having trouble with is,
It didn't change the battle plans.
I never said that. It did not change the battle plans. I never said that.
It did not change the battle plans,
as a matter of fact.
And they weren't intending it to.
They were intending something else.
They were trying something else
to do something else.
You said,
did this have the effect on the Japanese
that they were hoping?
And it did.
So figure out what did the Japanese do
after they got this message?
They did not change their battle plans, but they did something else that was helpful.
Okay, so when the Japanese got the message, they presumably believed it and thought, okay, on Midway they lack fresh water.
Yes.
So, accordingly, we should do X, and they did that.
No.
There was something before even that, that they did.
Before they received the message?
No, right after they received the message.
But they didn't change any of their plans.
They did not take this information and change any plans because of it.
But they did do something that was critical.
Is the substance of the message important?
No.
I mean, the actual fact that it's about water.
I don't need to know anything more about water.
That's unimportant.
The whole point was they wanted to send a message
and have it be intercepted by the Japanese.
And then the Japanese...
Was this to do with just communications in general?
Yes.
So the Japanese confirmed that they could receive allied messages.
No.
Or they knew that.
They knew that.
But you say it didn't affect the battle plan. It did not affect the battle plans at all. The substance of the message. No. Or they knew that. They knew that. But you say it didn't affect
the battle plan.
It did not affect
the battle plans at all.
The substance of the message
is important.
The timing of it isn't important.
It's important that it came
from Midway,
but it could have been
like any crisis on Midway.
Any invented crisis on Midway
that they telegraphed out
to the Japanese.
Not telegraphed,
but communicated out
for the Japanese to pick up.
And it had to be on Midway.
And after, because after, you know, some Japanese person, intelligence officer somewhere, intercepts this message, and then what would he do next?
Well, he'd report it to his superiors who were planning the battle.
Yes.
But you say...
That's the important part.
Oh, so they could then intercept the Japanese messages?
Yes.
And trace them and just understand what the Japanese were.
Or just learn how to intercept Japanese messages.
No.
Because they knew that this would...
They were already intercepting Japanese messages, but you're getting very close.
Just follow the train of command?
No, they wanted to intercept the Japanese message that was going to come back, and they
knew that the message was going to be about Midway.
Oh, so it's a code?
Yes.
They were just learning.
They were going to crack the code.
They were just inducing the Japanese to talk about Midway.
Yes, Midway, yes, exactly.
It helped them crack the Japanese code and enabled the
Americans to ambush the Japanese who thought they were launching a surprise attack on Midway.
After Pearl Harbor, the U.S. Pacific Fleet had been so decimated by the Japanese that one more
defeat might completely destroy it. So it was imperative for the U.S. Navy to figure out where
the next attack was planned. They'd been intercepting messages sent by the Japanese for quite some time,
but weren't able to fully decode them.
So in early 1942, a U.S. Navy intelligence team
was able to deduce that the Japanese were planning an attack,
but they couldn't tell where.
They knew that the codename of the location was AF,
and they guessed that AF might stand for Midway, but they weren't sure.
So they had to get the Japanese to talk about it.
Right, so they had this fake message sent out from Midway.
And soon after that, they intercepted a Japanese intelligence report that said AF is short
of water.
And with that, the U.S. Navy knew where to send their forces.
And that allowed them to have a surprise ambush of the Japanese.
That's very good.
That's clever.
That's a very, I thought that was a really cute story.
And I thought there was just a danger that you were going to know it.
But I'm glad you didn't.
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