Games with Names - 2024 All-Dude Team: Offense

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

We're selecting the inaugural All-Dude Team! Today, we're focusing on the offensive side of the ball for the All-Dude Offense. We'll break down each dude's season and come to a consensus on what makes them All-Dude worthy. We wrap up with The Chillest Dude of the Week presented by Coors Light. Support the show: http://www.gameswithnames.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh. All right, Gronk, let me ask you straight up. Are you coming back? Welcome to Dudes on Dudes. I'm Julie Nettleman and I'm Rob Gran Kowski and This is the show where your favorite dudes talk about their favorite dudes Well, what are we talking about today? Jules? I think we're gonna select the first ever all dudes team. First ever all dudes team. We're going to put our GM caps on.

So we're going to kind of be like Shane Verin these days lately. He's going for a GM job. He's with the Houston Texans. Shout out to you, brother. Well, Rob, you've got it twisted. We're not entry level fucking GMs. I love Shane. That's our boy. That that was us seven years ago.

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So Rob, what's up, bro? Where you been? You were in Australia? Mm hmm. Jules, I was in Australia. I was working for Fan Duel's brother company, Sports Bet, which is out in Australia. You know, I went down there, went to the horse races there,

put some bets on a horse named Gronkowski. His odds were absolute terrible. But if he got first place, I would have made about 10 grand. But obviously it didn't go the way that I wanted to go. He took dead last and he actually lost to Beast Mode. Beast Mode took second place in that race, which was really cool because it was kind of a Super Bowl rematch. Beast Mode versus DeGronk,

and the Beast Mode came through. They handed him off the ball on that horse track in Australia. They were smart enough to call his number. But I was there, man. It was a good time. My bucket list of what I really wanted to do there was meet a kangaroo.

And I wanted to meet a wild kangaroo, a wild male kangaroo that is. They stand about six feet tall. They're pretty aggressive as well. Going there, I thought they were friendly animals because they're so talked about and so beloved outside of Australia. That's just how we view them as.

And then everyone was telling me how, you know, how dangerous they are to go up to. And if you threaten them, they going to come back at you. Have you not? Have you not seen that video of that fucking kangaroo tattooing that dude where he's like fighting them and had to? How was the kangaroo? Did he fight you? Well, that's the thing.

I wanted to meet a kangaroo that size because I wanted to throw some haymakers. I wanted the kangaroo to throw some haymakers back at me. But unfortunately, I didn't get to see any wild kangaroos like that in that situation. But we had a family zoo come to us. A family zoo is a family that takes in animals and raises them like it's a zoo right in their own house. And they brought a baby kangaroo, which a baby kangaroo

was one years old. It was a female. It wasn you know it wasn't full-size But it was one of the cutest things It kind of was like a pet dog. You know and on top of that they brought a koala a koala bear Which was really cool learned a lot about koala bears how they eat you Eucalyptus all day long and they stay high in stone for 23 hours out of the day, which is awesome. I mean, that sounds like a great life. If you ask me, you're just stone Snoop Dogg would definitely get along

with these koala bears. There's no doubt about function. They're functioning. Smokers. Mm hmm. Exactly. And this is smokers. And these guys are functioning eucalyptus leaf eaters. Are they super nice? Super nice, man. So they got it. Did you hug it? I know. I would.

I wasn't allowed to because you got to be a trained, you know, professional to be able to handle koala bears. So I got to just pet the koala bear and then my hands smellelt like eucalyptus after which was really cool and really neat But I got to hold a wombat which is like a koala bear brother and a wombat was really cool, man It was comfortable, you know treated me like family and then also I got to hang out with a in gelata and No, no in China. It's something in Chinatah or something. I love eating those Yeah, me too. But you won't eat this freaking enchilada because it has all these porcupines

coming out of it, but it's one of the rarest animals in the world. But it was just cool, man. Just overall, I would say Australia is like baby America. You know, the people are so nice and like, no, they love America there. And it's like baby America. It's America and Canada combined because you know how Canada is just so nice. And like, no, they love America there. And it's like baby America, it's America and Canada combined, because you know how Canada is just so big, but in Vancouver, and Toronto is basically where everyone lives. While Australia is pretty big as well, but basically 80% of the population

or, or along that, you know, along that percentage lives in just Melbourne, or Sydney, Australia. And I was in Melbourne the whole time. And then on top of that, the people it's more Americanized than Canada. So it's, it's America and Canada combined, but then you make it Australia. And what I really love about Australians is that they're so nice, but they're also like so insulting. Nice. Like they'll just come up to me like, Oh yeah, ball busters, but they'll just come up to me like, Oh, yeah. Ball busters.

But in the most polite way possible, like, Oh, what's up, Gronk? You a big unit. My goofy friend. Like you just a silly goof. Like they just ball busting you at the same time, which is great. You got to love them. Oh, that's got to that had to be. How long were you there?

I was there for three days. So I landed, you know, got after it, and then I came right back How long is that flight? 18 hours it took to get there and then it was 15 hours on the way back and my eyes are still closing right now Jules I'm still jet lagged. What'd you do on the flight? Oh What didn't I do on the flight? Oh, what didn't I do on the flight? You know, I took two dumps. I'm lucky that the bathrooms were bigger

on these international flights. Shout out to Qantas Airlines for having bigger bathrooms. And they weren't stinky, so that's a good thing. Good vacuum pressure. Yeah, that would blow. That would blow tremendously if they were stinky. So blow tremendous. You're dumping on plane twice. I had to do. You got to do what you got to do. Is anyone looking at you when you're coming out of the fucking the

the the toilet after being in there for 20 minutes? Mm hmm. Yeah, I make my dumps quick when I'm on a plane like you can't hide. No, when I take a normal dump, I usually like basically like read the paper, but I like read my phone. Like I read the X app, like all the news that's going on. I didn't, I don't do that when I'm in the toilet, bathroom, jewels. I hurry it up. I squeeze it out and then I do my business and then get back to my seat. When I was taking a dump looking at X, I see that you're unretiring. Mm hmm. Wow. Are you unretiring or what? Jules Jules. I finally got home from Australia.

It's the first day I get to relax by myself. I had the Super Bowl trip, Australia trip, and I'm like, oh, freedom. And then all of a sudden, my phone just starts blowing up out of nowhere that there's rumors out there that I'm coming back to the NFL. And I'm like, I can't even keep my freaking eyes open right now because I'm so jet lag. How low F can I go out there and play a football game? Like, let alone even five plays right now. You're you're you're fit in right now. Tom probably hit you up and said, hey, babe, come play for come play for the Raiders, man.

We just we just want you there on Fridays, babe. We just hey, babe, we need you just for camaraderie. We want to show these guys winners, babe. Just come do that. What about that? Did Tom hit you up? Nope. Tom did not hit me up. I'm pretty disappointed because Tom is now a team owner and he's not even hitting me up. He doesn't even want me as a player anymore.

That must mean he's looking at me like I'm washed. But if he did hit me up, I would listen to his pitch. I would do it. I would take it to consideration. What about come play for the L.A. Chargers so you could be close to the Nuthouse and we could fucking film all the time together. You go play with Justin Herbert. You got a hardball. That'd be fun.

Rob, that would be a great often. That would be a great offense for me as well, because my game, you know, contributes in the blocking world as well. That's what gets me open is play action. And Justin Herbert needs that tight end for that play action route to just dump it right over the middle. And they want to run the ball. They want to establish the run.

And I'm not a guy that can go out there for 30, 40 passes anymore these days, Joel. So the charges would be a good possibility. And then I'm right there next to the Nuthouse, and we could podcast and hang out. And I could sleep at the Nuthouse every night before the games as well. 1,000% take Burrow up on that offer.

Maybe a little Joey. Now we play Cincinnati. I could take him on that offer. You don't get any coverage. You get zero coverage. Everything's going to be on the outside. Jamar Chase would be taking all that. All you got to do is bump a guy here and there and then slip out to that flat.

Catch a ball. go for 14. That's a good point. Burrow would be like, what about Dable? He's on his last. He's on his last limb. He's got to he's got to throw help him out. Everything under the kitchen sink. You go to fucking New York.

You got to you got to get some wins in there. Jules, if I went to the New York Giants, I would either extend Dable's career or he would be fired on the spot after the season. It would be up to me if he signed me. I could tell you that it would go either or. What about Denver? Maybe because Sean Payne, he did a little clip where he made the Denver Broncos and he changed the name to the Denver Broncos.

So maybe that's where, you know, everyone's getting that from. But also I was skiing up in Val in December and like random fans come up to me like, Oh, you coming back to football? I'm like, yeah, I'm in Val right now training to join the Denver Broncos. Why else would I be here? And sometimes people take that and run with it as well jewels. But if I'm in the right mood, I can trick people as well. And I was being silly sometimes up there in those mountains. So maybe it just got around that. I was training there. 30.

I'm 35 years old. Rob at 35 is still probably better than 60% of the tight ends. Jules, I would have to train back. I would have to train. I would have to train for good. You'd have to train for two weeks. You would say, you would train for two weeks. We'd run after the first day.

Rob, you'd look at me and say, I'm retiring. I can't do this. After the second day, I'd make you go out there and we'd do a little more drills. You'd be like, I can't do this. After the third day, you'd be like, bro, I feel so jacked. I'm starting to feel it. You see that? And then after the fifth day, you'd be like, bro, I feel so jacked. I'm starting to feel it. You see that?

And then after the fifth day and then two more weeks of that, you'd be like, oh my god, I feel freaking great. You'd be doing all your shit. I think you could get 11 plays a game. You're hitting it right on the money. Wait, you just went through all that, and then you said 11 plays a game only. Man, you had me going and then you just chopped me right back down. What are you talking

about? I would give you three in the red area. Hey, we're talking early season, early season. We're going to build into it. We're going to build into this. This is a fucking a year thing. We're not going to fucking throw you out there for 69 plays. We'll give you 11 plays. Let you get your feet under you. Build your fucking aerobic capacity. Build your confidence.

Let the Rob eat. Let the Rob eat. And then once it hits November, December, that's when we start kicking it up. That's what I'm talking about. I'm gonna have you as my agent, Jules, when I do make this comeback now, I'm gonna have you as my agent Jules when I do make this come back now I'm gonna have you put that in the contract that that's how we're gonna tell Drew at step by step

I'm disappointed in drill. He still has not hit me up since this went down over the last 24 hours Drew I thought you were the number one agent in the game like what's going on brother? Where are you at? You're not there for me. He's this is the busiest week of his life This is legit the busiest week of his life He's literally an indie right now. Just selling all day long. This is the this is a Super Bowl It is a Super Bowl. It is man. He's busy as heck. He's he's he's a shark. He's 24 7 with this Alright, let me ask you straight up. Are you coming back? No, Jules. I'm not coming back. All right, he's not coming. But if I did come back though, I truly do believe that I could do it

But here's here's the factors Jules is that I would have to basically cancel out everything else that's going on in my life. Like football would have to be 100% the focus. I would have to establish a team around me that, you know, with bodywork, I would have to establish a bodywork team around me in order to get the bodywork away. A G is a call away, but he's with the Raiders. I'll steal them from the Raiders. I can go to the Raiders or I can go to the Raiders.

OK, there we go. Tom, give me a call. You have not hit me up. What the heck? He must not be interested. He should be though. Tom, you're missing out on your number one target for the first year of owning the team, buddy.

You can mentor Brock. You guys in a 12 personnels would be insane. You guys in 12, two tight end sets. Maybe trade for Matthew Stafford. Yeah, Jacobi Myers trade for Stafford. So we have a veteran quarterback ready to go. Oh man, you're getting me excited. I think they're good.

Wow, they will be pretty decent. They will be. But if I would have to fully focus on it and then I would have to work myself into it, I would have to at least have off two days a week during training camp, one day a week during the regular season. And then I'd feel like I would be able to do it. I think if you come back, I'm joining you.

I'm joining you in 38. All right, that just took my chances up even more. Grease up the old knees. I just got to work out. And I'm still feeling still feeling explosive, strong. All right, let's get into our GM. Let's take our player caps off. Let's get into.

You're making my porcupines from my enchilada, you know, spike up Jules with this talk that you're gonna come back to. By the way, this whole thing of hearing you explain we need to get a Rob travel show About him going and he loves animals He clearly just gave us a breakdown on everything about freaking kangaroos porcupines enchiladas with porcupines Fucking we got to get a Rob show where you just we send you somewhere that has nice beaches and and pretty animals

And you just talk about them. That's what I'm talking about One more fact about the kangaroo One more is that so the so the zoologists That raises the kangaroo What was cool is that he had a he had a pouch and he just dropped the kangaroo in the pouch and then he just dropped the pouch down into a little bucket and the kangaroo just was relaxed because he thought it was in its mama's pouch the whole time. So it was just really cool to me that those kangaroos really do, you know,

rely on those pouches that the mother has on them. I just wanted to say it was cool to see. That's just a little fun fact that even a zoologist can control a kangaroo to its fullest power by just having a sack of its own that he just drops it in. You're a gronchologist. I'm a gronchologist. That's what I'm talking about. Let's go.

Gronchologist takes the world. When you have a new baby, it's kind of like the same thing. You put them in like a little burrito because they want to feel all cuddled up. But let's jump into this old dudes team. Rob, let's do it. I got my general manager cap on GM Robbie G here. The first guy I would take a free agency right now. If I was a GM of a team, I would give Drew Rosenhouse a call and offer the most money

I possibly could to Rob Gran Kowski to get them out of retirement. That's the first thing I would do as a GM right now. Jules. What is this all dudes team done? So how are we doing this? This is all right dudes. We love this year. I think, right? Yes. from each position. We're going to do offense this week. Each position, position, group. Each position, position, group. It's kind of like an all-pro.

This is an all-dudes. This is an all. There's all-pro teams. There's all-dude teams. OK, that's what it is. All-pro team. Bill, there's a Bill Belichick team. What else is there?

But this is the all-dudes team that we're making right now. This is the Bill Belichick team. What else is there? There's, there's. But this is the all dudes team that we're making right now. This is the all dudes team. This is the squad you want to be on. All right, so let's go ahead coach. First and second team, we get two, two teams. Who are you taking for a coach, Rob? Let's talk. This is gonna be a tough one because.

You got Dan Campbell out there. You got Dan Quinn, who had a really good year. Kevin O'Connell, young, really vibrant offensive coach, who's won a lot of football games. You know, kid boy genius, Sean McVeigh, Andy Reed. He's the old buck now. Jim Harbaugh, offense with toughness. Very, very often do you say that.

An offensive coach that has like a toughness reputation. Sean Payton, kind of that same realm as well. His teams are tough. All those coaches that you just said, they'll always literally be in playoff contention just because of how well- We didn't even say the coach that won the Super Bowl. Nick Sirianni. No, we didn't even say the fight, the coach that won the Super Bowl. Nick, Nick Sirianni.

No, we didn't even say it. Like, these coaches are all legit, man. They're all legit. I mean, it's going to be tough to make a first and second team with them. Nick Sirianni. Yeah, he is on there. He is on there. He proved them all wrong.

He shaved his head. He won the Super Bowl. I mean, is he going to be first team? I mean, he won the Super Bowl, Jules. How does first team? How are we going to just rate it? Is it from like beginning of the season all the way through the super bowl? I think I'm going to go first team, Andy Reed. What do you think, Rob? I mean, it's got to be a combination between both of us in order to get a first team, a second team. I can't have my own first team. This is the dudes on dudes first team.

So I'm going to have to agree with you. If I want Andy Reed to be on the first team, I would say so because I believe they won all those games this year because of their coaching, like they were ready in all situations of football all the way down to the wire to win those games because of coaching. I mean, that's how you win close games is because of good coaching and being prepared for all situations. So I can't really argue with that. Andy Reed is definitely going to be on here as first or second team.

But if you say first team jewels, I'm going to go with you. I think first team, I think he's first team for this reason. What you said, I'll piggyback off of that To keep a team motivated to go back to the Super Bowl after being back to back Super Bowl champs, that's tough. You know, that's really tough to do. Whatever, you know, there's so many variables to going back to back. No one's even gone to a Super Bowl

after going back to back. They did that even gone to a Super Bowl after going back to back. They did that. They won a lot of football games. They won a lot of close games. And that's a lot of coaching. Coaches doing the right thing in practice, getting their teams up ready for those types of situation. They were a situationally tough team this year.

That's coaching. You know, they didn't have the best roster that they've ever had, and they still went to a third straight Super Bowl. I mean, that's Andy Reid and his other coaches. So this is not just Andy Reid. This is the whole coaching staff of that, that that team. So I'm putting him at one.

What do you think for two? I'm on go with coach rookie rookie head coach Dan Quinn at number two. I mean with the Washington commanders, he had a up and down season, but mostly up. And then when they went down, they, they found those ways to, you know, come back and learn from their mistakes and bounce right back. And being a rookie, you know, head coach, actually he's not a rookie head coach. Dan Quinn was a head coach. Uh, am I correct? Right?

Yeah. Yeah. And later we beat him in the super bowl when he was with Atlanta being, you know, first year with the commanders taking the organizations, but just, just been dreadfully, just absolutely terrible over the last two decades and turning it around like that with a rookie quarterback. I'm going to have to tip my hat off to him. I think Dan Quinn deserves to be second team

I Would agree? That's a historically really bad franchise and and and they've had a lot of noise These last five seven years. They've had a lot of noise. I remember as a kid When they were the Redskins as a kid. When they were the Redskins, the Washington, D.C. area, they fucking loved football. They love that was the biggest stadium in the National Football League until like 10 years ago, like the whatever that that was a huge stadium.

The people in that area love the Redskins, now the commanders. And, you know, with the distractions and the crazy shit that they were going through to flip it with new owner new head coach new quarterback go and represent or go to the NFC championship that was that's huge that that that's that's never been done so I agree Dan Quinn and his coaching staff Cliff Kingsbury the rest of the fellas, you know, Dan was that that was a great situation and that was a great coaching. That was a great. That was a great coach job this year.

A quick story about when we played in Washington, I think it was FedEx field. It was the only time I played there. Actually, I played there once in the playoffs for Tampa. You had a monster game. Yes. And I told DM branch prior to the game, I go, DM branch, watch what I do today. And then I came out, I had six catches for 160 yards and two touchdowns. And I broke the most. That was the game that I broke the record for most touchdowns by tight end. I caught my 14th touchdown pass in that game, baby. So, memories for life.

I remember, didn't the guy like pull your pants down or something almost? Yeah, it was that big ass defense event. I had a Ted call and then the defense end had to guard me because I fake blocking him and then he held me. And he grabbed you and then you broke it. Oh man, I forgot his name again. All pro guy, pro bowler.

Oh, just so many Dns. I just can't remember it right now. That was a fucking monster game. Let's get to quarterback for the all dudes team. First and second team. Quarterback of the all dudes team. First team for me. Patrick Mahomes. Really, you're going with Patrick Mahomes.

I'm going to go against that. I'm going to put Joe Burrow as the first teamer here in this situation. I don't even know if he's on the list. You know, he's not even a candidate. But to me, I mean, that guy balled out for the Cincinnati Bengals this year. I know they didn't make the playoffs, but I mean, that guy balled out for the Cincinnati Bengals this year. I know they didn't make the playoffs, but I mean, that don't matter.

He balled like he was a, you know, first team all pro guy out there out on the field, just launching it up to Jamar chase and company. And he came through, man. It's just, they don't get a lot of coverage at as well, like a lot of press in the media, so you don't hear much about him. That's why you're talking that. That's why I should go to Cincinnati as well to, you don't get a lot of coverage at as well, like a lot of press in the media. So you don't hear much about them. That's why you're talking that that's why I should go to Cincinnati as well to, you know, bring a little bit more hype to that, you know,

position there in Cincinnati, because they have a quality guy. I put them as first team. I'll give you, I'll give you first team because he had numbers. He played an elite year. To a point where we've never seen someone play that well and not make the playoffs. Now, the playoff thing, that's crazy.

But if we were to build a team right now. I wouldn't mind putting Joe Burrow because Joe Burrow knows how to play with not great offensive line play. Joe Burrow knows how to be productive when things aren't going great for the, you know, in general for the offensive unit. That guy just balls regardless. It reminds me a lot of the Brady factor.

You know what I mean? Brady, even when our O line wasn't blocking the best, he used to get the ball out quick, get it to his play makers. You know, he changed the play. Figure a way out. Gut through. He definitely does that. Second team's got to be Patrick Mahomes and bro.

Yeah, Patrick Mahomes, second team for sure. I mean, what about Josh Allen, though? I mean, he was MVP of the league. He didn't win. He didn't beat you. Right. You can't put Patrick. You cannot not have Patrick Mahomes in top two.

I'll give you Burrow. All right. I like I like that Burrow pick. But Patrick Mahomes has to be in the second. You know, I love Josh Allen. I love that. All right. I mean, no one's willed their team to win like Patrick Mahomes. I mean, he did have another kid. He went 15 and two third straight Super Bowl appearance. I mean, Joe burrow As well almost through for five thousand yards this year. He had 43 touchdowns and Is there any one that's more of a dude dudes than Joe burrow as well?

And same with Patrick Mahomes when you were telling a story about him on a previous show about you know Pounding some beers with him back in the day when he was right before he was a rookie. So I'm just glad that you agree with me with Joe Burrow being the first team. Yeah. But if if like we were shipped to a planet in a different galaxy, what planet? What's the name of the planet? I mean, the scientific name is probably like G 45864 because it's in a you would take a black hole to a completely different

galaxy. So it's like essentially the same planet as Earth, but it's G56469. And if you were to take it one quarterback there to like try to make quarterbacks on that land, I'm taking Patrick Mahomes, bro. I feel you on that. Because my homes, I understand I would take Patrick Mahomes too in that situation because myomes can adjust

to all situations of football, and that's why their team went to the Super Bowl once again, and that's why Joe Burrow's team didn't make it to the playoffs. That was a good explanation right there. Now, Joey's gotta stay, Joe's gotta get it going here, man. You know, I love, they gotta,

they gotta, I don't know, man, that's, I love. They got it. They got it. I don't know, man. That's you can't not make the playoffs. You got to. You can't start slow. They got to they got to fix that somehow some way this off season. They can't start slow. That loss to the Patriots at the beginning of the year is why they didn't make the playoffs. One thousand percent. Like, but they they have never started fast.

Like you got to change something in order to get change. Sign the Gronkster. Sign him. Sign the Gronkster. All right, let's go to receiver. All dudes team. I mean, this is going to be easy. I'm already going to tell you whose first team is right now, right off the bat.

I'm going to go with Jomar Chase. I mean, he's triple crown and that's just enough said. I mean, the guy is thick. He's a speedster. He's got a deep ball. He's got the short game. He's just overall the best wide receiver in the game. His numbers proved it once again this year. Jules, I think him one and two him and Justin Jefferson is, I mean, he just had the triple crown. I think that flip flops, you know, depending on the year with those two, because they both fucking just eat. They just eat. And I love Justin Jefferson.

I saw him at the Super Bowl. I love his attitude. Mm hmm. Like he's a you could tell he's a cool like he's he reminds me of like how you were as a superstar Mm-hmm when you have a superstar that like wants everyone to get fed That's cool. That's like and you could just tell that vibe. He wants success for the team You know, that's that's a humble way of being and I I you can feel that with Justin Jefferson It's not just his production, his elite athleticism.

It's, it's how he is as a leader. And I fucking love with Justin Jefferson receiver, easy one, two, Justin Jefferson and, uh, Jamar chase Jamar chase being first team Jamar, uh, Justin Jefferson being second team. Let's go to slot. We got a slot. It should be named after you. Jules, the Sirrely slot,

because you kind of created the slot position a little bit. I mean, you didn't create it started. Now that back in the day, but before me, there is. But you kept it going. Wayne Corbett, the one who started it, the West Welkers. But you are Brown's. You brought it to the table. Lots. Dion branch. Troy Brown, Wes Walker, Squirrely Slot.

Amandola's in there. He's not Amandola anymore, he's the dancing Amandola. All right, Squirrely Dancer Slot. All right. I'll give you my first, second, you can agree with me. And then I'll give you honorable mention first. All right. C.D. Lamb.

All right. Or, or, Armand Rossi Brown. All right, I agree he's definitely talk to Brown. All right. I agree with you. Those are my two. My honorable mention, which I'll give the rookie slot. Dude, all dudes team is lad McConkey. He had a really good. He had a really good year for. For that team, like he made a lot of big catches and he they didn't have much help. He didn't have much help. He's the only one that stepped up to the table as well as a rookie.

As in that wide receiver room, he's the one that stepped up. I love Smith and Jigbud, too, for Seattle. He's a fucking baller. No sophomore. Silky. Hey, we got to also talk about you, Kobe Myers. You got to throw him in there. And he's not just a slot, but, you know, he eats in the slot. He keeps the chains going.

I think Jacobi, he he can go up and be airborne. He airborne slot. He can he can basketball you. And his release game is sick. Omar and St. Brown. I love his blocking. I like his attitude. He had a lot of receptions. He's great with the ball in his hand. I would put him one and then I would go

CD lamb to honorable mention. Jacobi Myers, Smith and Jigba rookie all dude. Lad McConkey. I agree with you, brother. I agree with you 100%. I really love McConkey. I agree with you, brother. I agree with you 100%. I really love that honorable mention. I think this is one of the few where we can mention an honorable mention because land McConkey definitely does deserve it. I loved what he did in the playoffs this year. I mean, he did it all year third down.

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And it's not really that hard to pick either. If there wasn't Saquon Barkley, you know, Derek Henry would obviously be first team in a second. But with Saquon Barkley's year this year and winning the Super Bowl going over 2000 yards, you got to put him as first team. Like this is unanimous right now. Jules, there's there's no arguing this this situation right now. Great honorable mentions.

Gibbs electric with Detroit. What I love about him is that his receiving game out of the backfield as well. Fifty two receptions without a doubt. Sonic baby, Sonic. And then Josh Jacobs was a great addition for Green Bay this year. He runs hard. I love him tackle to tackle in between the tackles. Mixin was a freaking I thought he carried Houston.

They were they they were my disappointing team of the year and the only shine They really had throughout the year were were like Periodically mixing would have huge games. He had an effective year Cook for fucking Buffalo was dangerous and he he was dynamic and he was a whole nother reason why they were So dangerous this year and Bucky Irving. I mean you got to give a shout out to he was a whole nother reason why they were so dangerous this year. And Bucky Irving. I mean, you gotta give a shout out to it. He's a rookie. Was he a rookie?

He was a rookie this year. Yes. It's incredible what, what Tampa's doing down there. Those general managers, they got Rashad white as a rookie as well, out of the backfield and Bucky Irving, those guys know how to draft. They do. Uh, so I think that's a no brainer. One, two, say Kwon, Derek Henry. I agree. Uh, so I think that's a no brainer. One, two,

say Kwan, Derek Henry. I agree with you, brother. Fullback, all dudes team, fullback. Let's go. Uh, I want to, I want to a mean green, just fucking bruiser fullback. I mean, if we're talking about the goats of the fullback position, I mean, we got to talk about Mike all stock, Lorenzo Neal's Lorenzo. What about, what about refrigerator Perry coming in as fullback as well? Oh, that's kind of what reminds me of one of our, our top two. I think Patrick Ricard guy was like 300 pound D tackle. They converted him to a fucking fullback and he's been a pivotal, a pivotal reason why they have so much

success in Baltimore on the ground, especially in the red area. That guy blows holes up. He's like your prototypical fullback. So I'm going to give him our first team. He reminds me of a James Devlin type, just bigger. My second team. Who's check, Kyle, for the Niners. His versatility reminds me a lot. Of Tom Rathman, who was a 49er back in the day, fullback.

This guy, you can line them up outside, throw him a screen. He can also do dirty work in between the tackles, the wham bams, whatever you want to call him. He's a smart football player. Harvard guy played DN. He's got a lot of versatility. He's got a lot of reps in a lot of different areas. So like he's a hybrid kind of. I would put him in an F that could do fullback stuff. But like

Patrick will card. He is like a big, he just reminds you of fullback. Am I wrong? You know, you're not wrong. I mean, you got to love a guy like Patrick required because a fullback position, you want to see someone that's wearing that fricking neck brace, like our guy, James Devlin, like James Devlin looked like a, like a mean vicious fullback. And that's how you want to fall back to look in. Patrick Ricard has that look in him. And that's what football fans appreciate is just someone

that's grounded, just looking for any work that's out on the field to just hit someone, even if the play is not even around them. I guarantee these two dudes. Patrick Ricard and Kyle, who's check I could probably put. A ninety nine point nine nine nine. Percentage guarantee on this. That in the weight room, those guys have smelling salts and they tape their wrists and they have knee braces. I like if you're a full back and you're not fucking running the

the the radio in the fucking weight room with a box of smelling salts your knees wrapped up for your squat and your fucking fingers taped you're not a fullback to me. James Devlin shout out. Spot on. Shout out to the Ivy Leagues shout out to the Ivy Leagues. Shout out to the Ivy Leagues getting fullbacks left and right. James Devlin Brown, whose check fucking Harvard. What's up with these smart dudes wanted to use their goddamn head so much? Maybe maybe them Harvard and those Ivy League boys and not the smartest kids. These guys are using their head every fucking play.

Well, maybe they are the smartest kids and they got to use their head because they're so smart tools. They got to just bang out all that info. They're banging out info. Shout out first team, Patrick, a card, all dudes team, second team, Kyle, whose check honorable mention Michael Allstott, nineteen ninety nine. I mean, that's how vicious he was that he's honorable mention. And it's two thousand and twenty four.

Wow. Shout out to Mike Allstaff for just being an absolute savage and monster. Even though I from that season, honorable mention to Lorenzo Neil and John Riggins, they're getting they're in there too. They're always on the all dudes team. I mean, Lorenzo Neil did help frickin LT Rush over what? He helped a bunch of running back. 1600 yards basically every year.

Shit. All right. This is your special forte. Let's go tight end. First and second team. All dudes team. This is my forte, baby. Well, I'm going to start off.

I'm going to start off with the guy that I truly believe he earned it this year. He probably was first team all pro, but it doesn't matter. I didn't even see it. I don't even have to look because he should have been a hundred percent, but George Kittle, all wrestle mania, fanatic WWE guy. I mean, George is in his thirties now and the way that he plays the game, he still plays it like he's 22 years old out on that field. Jules, he's running hard. It's hard to tackle him and he's blocking like an absolute vicious

maniac out there. Like, like he's an offensive tackle sale and he's giving it his all every play and he's a leader and he's had, he's the only tight end this year to go over a thousand yards. Just think about that. Only tight end this year to go over one K. I actually, I think, I think no way. Yeah. Over a thousand with 112 receptions. No, I don't think so. Did he? No, there's two others. There's two others. All right. I take it back. George Kittles, not the only tight end that went over a thousand yards. This better yard per catch though, but way bigger yard per catch. Yeah. Which means more explosive plays and getting the team going, getting that momentum going when you're having those explosive plays. So George

Kittle hands down, the first team or jewels. And that is kind of, who's your second then? Cause the number two, let's hear the number two, Rob. I mean, obviously you can go Travis Kelsey. He's still got it. You know, he's still got a little bit more to give. And shout out to him, according to the sources, which I'm not sure how reliable the sources are because the sources yesterday said I was coming back to football. I'm not. But now the sources today say Travis Kelsey is coming back for another year. So shout out to him.

He's got lucky sources. Shout out to sources to shout out the sources, baby. He's got more. He's definitely got more than the tank, though. He's got more left in the tank. He had 97. So you're giving Kelsey, you're giving Kelsey second team over McBride, Bowers. It's either going to be Brock Bowers or Travis Kelsey. As the number two, because I mean, it's tough. It really is tough in that situation. Cause Brock powers did it with like three quarterbacks. It's just a

rookie. I just, the way he just runs the ball after the catch is just phenomenal as well. But Travis, once again, I mean, 97 receptions, I mean, went to the Super Bowl once again, came through in the playoffs. The visual around. Yeah. I mean, this is tough one. This is tough one. Do you give it to the young buck or do you give it to the, you know, the OG that that's still going? I think you got to give it to O.G. because of his aura. You know, dudes, not just on field play, it's aura. To be on the all dude team, it's got to have the aura. And he's got aura. You're right.

Bowers, Brock Bowers, he's got to show that aura. He hasn't shown that aura yet. It looks like he's still young in every interview. He's got to come out of that show. So, well, definitely. I like I like the way that you're going with that. The dudes on dudes all team. You got to have aura with it.

You got to have, you know, personality, whether this is the first and second team. You know, George Kittle, first team, Travis Kelsey is second team. And then honorable mention, honorable mention. We'll go with Brock Bowers. And shout out to Tray McBride. He didn't make honorable mention, but he did have 100 catches. Yeah, he was under the radar. I think he had 100 dollars. Goddard's a really good catches. Hey, and then shout out to Andrews. Okay, I know his season didn't shake

out right, but you could, you know that Mark Andrews, you know, works his tail off, and I feel terrible for him, because he's probably thinking about that all off season. I love Mark Andrews. Shout out to him, and he's also the leading touchdown career receptions in Baltimore Ravens' history of their whole organization.

So, shout out to Mark Andrews, man. You're gonna have a bounce back year. I mean, you didn't have a bad year, but you're gonna bounce back strong. No doubt about it. Yeah, he just had a bad ending. We all had that. We all have one of those plays.

We do, you just gotta bounce back. You'll get over it. You know, how do you get over it, Rob? You just keep going. You win. You win. Yeah, you do. Yeah, Rob? You just keep going. You win. You win. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you win next year. If you go win, no one will ever remember this fucking,

they'll remember it, but it'll be more of a backseat to it. Now let's jump to the all dude O line. Now we go full line for a whole team, and this is called the Dante Scarnecchio. Scarnecchia. The Dante Scarnecchia award. Is this Scarnecchia or Scarnecchia? It's my coach.

I call him Scar. People are getting at the comment section that I mispronounced his name. Did we ever hear anything other than Scar? No, it was just Scar, Coach scar. That's all scar. This is scar award scar. But I think it's scar neck. If you're asking the guy that knows how to pronounce names, right, that never get some wrong jewels besides every other

name when I'm on Fox, I'm going to go with scar neck. Yeah, I think I think it's the A with the A, not the O scar neck. Yeah, so we got the Scar Award. First, second team. I think it's pretty obvious for first team, Jules. Who do you think? I got an offensive line in my mind. They're big, they're massive.

They're all about, they average my height, 6'6", about 330 pounds. Who am I talking about? You're talking about the Eagles. Yes, I am. The largest offense in line. Do you agree or disagree? I would have to agree. That was pure domination all year long.

And it set the tempo for their whole team. I mean, you know, that run game, they had a 2000 yard runner, which has only been done like a handful of times, 12 times or something or nine times. I don't even know. It's not that many. And they had a lot of guys change positions and there was not any lack of production.

Like they had guys beat banged up and they had guys interswapping other guards going to tackle tackles, center going to center like they had a bunch of ring around the Rosie in that room and they still dominated. And it's because Elaine Johnson and Malata. And I love having Malata, you know, when you have we had a tackle from another country. It's always kind of cool. Yeah. Shout out to Jordan Malata.

He's Australian. He's the first Aussie to win a Super Bowl. And also he's one of the first players ever to never play American football until he got drafted into the NFL. So Jordan Malata, you represented those Aussies proudly. I just came back from Australia. They love you there. They all brought you up. And you're a huge factor into giving the young bucks over there

in the Aussie football league and also the rugby league hope that they can make it now to the NFL. You're opening up that pathway, brother. So congratulations on just an excellent job just being a beast like that. And so shout out to Jordan Malata, Landon Dickerson, Cam Juergen, who phenomenal job he did. He had to replace an all pro player and Jason Kelsey.

And he stepped up to the challenge. It's like, you know, it's like Kelsey never even left because Cam Juergen came in and and just filled that hole. And you don't see crazy. You don't see that much, you know, especially at the center position. Shout out to Mika Bekden, absolute monster playing guard, who plays guard at six foot eight, 350 pounds. That's unheard of. And then this is the guy who anchors the offensive line, who's their absolute leader, who's an

absolute street fighter and, you know, gives them that mindset to dominate Lane Johnson. So that's just a vicious offensive line group right there. If you ever see any of those guys in the streets, I'm telling you, don't mess with them. Don't don't pick a fight with that. Don't pick a fight with the fucking protect you out. It just they'll fucking. I bet you their punches are so like that's all the linemen do. And when you go to practice in NFL, you sit there.

And when you watch the offensive line do their drills, I just remember them having like a 45 or 100 pound play and they just do like side shuffle punch, side shuffle punch, side shuffle punch for like 50 minutes for a warm up with like a lot of weight. That's they're just fucking crazy. Number two is going to be hard Rob. I really do love the offensive line for the Detroit Lions because like they give Jared Goff a lot of time in the pocket and Jared Goff's not a scrambler.

Like you want to offensive line like that that can protect your quarterback. So he can just sit back there and just pick apart the defense and they're so athletic as well. They're so athletic that they were able to put them, you know, eligible tackle eligible and throw them passes and reverse screens and all that other crazy stuff that they're doing over there in Detroit. I'm not sure if that's going to continue because Ben Johnson's gone or if it's,

that's a contributing factor to Dan Campbell being a head coach. But it's just amazing how involved the Detroit Lions offense lane, you know, became in the whole entire game plan. So I'm thinking I'm leading, you know, second team Detroit Lions. What about what are you thinking here? I am too. I mean, I just remember on Fox kickoff show every week, just talking about the dominance of this line throughout the whole year.

That was the common denominator for the Detroit Lions and the success that they had. They had a revolving door, guys coming on defense. They're common. Fucking what you knew was coming out every Sunday was that offensive line was going to play. They didn't lose once because of that, that that unit. And that's because of Penne, Sewell and the boys dominated. Shout out to Skip.

We played with him a few years back. He's out there getting involved. He was part of that whole was he was he eligible? Was he not eligible? Bullshit. So shout out to them. I have to I think those were the clearly the top two lines. There's honorable mentions with the bills.

They had a really great year with Cook. Dion Dawkins. I've hung out with him a couple of times. He's nasty. You could just tell he's nasty. I would love to have him as... Because he always had one line in that, you know, they're nasty guy. We'll be right back after this quick break. This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series,

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Yeah. Penne Sewell. Penne Sewell. I mean, these guys just get involved in scoring, and that's some due behavior, Jules. Shout out to the lines often to the line We got the offense all dude team pretty much in the bag and we have we'll probably do a defense later But we have two other

We have two other dudes that we got to recognize one is the five vibes guy Every team's got a vibes guy. We had a couple of vibes guys, like Nico Koudavides type guy, the vibes guy, you know, in the locker room, setting the law, holding court. There's a vibes guy on all team. Um, we need a first and second team, all vibes guy. We need a first and second team dudes, dude, all vibes guy, a guy that's just always bringing positivity to the room. He's lightning the mood up.

I mean, he's just a real dudes, dudes type. And there's a lot of guys like that. This is a crucial award right here. This is crucial to have in the locker room as well, because it's a game of football. Your spirits can be knocked down plenty of times, but you always need that guy that brings the vibes to the table and gets you through to, you know, the tough, long days sometimes at the NFL presents. And we got first and second.

I'm going with a guy that I finally got to meet. I met him one time we threw, actually it was quick. So let me take that back to usules, because I did meet him before, but I never got to meet him like where he was vibing out, where he was truly vibing out. I threw with him before, and this is James Winston, and we just had a throwing session, and I had to go my way. He went his way.

But I finally got to vibe with James Winston when he was doing all his, you know, stuff at the Super Bowl this year for Fox, being a media correspondent and just doing interviews and making people laugh and going up and down Bourbon Street singing. I mean, he has vibes. He has positivity. He's just a character in the best ways possible.

And I heard so many great things about him when I was in Tampa as well. And I finally got the vibe with him when he interviewed me at media day, uh, when we were with Fox. So that was cool. I feel like he's first or second team for sure. All right. I like that. I like that Baker Mayfield could be on their gardener men chew. He's funny. Matt Collins, shoeless. He seems like a vibe guy. Oh, what I love about Jamis Winston as well. He eats, shoeless. He seems like a vibe guy.

Or what I love about James Winston as well. He eats those W's and he loves snow games and you know, we love snow games as well. Jules, we thrive big time. Who's another vibes guy? Another vibes guy. Matt Collins, I mean, he's got, you know, those shoeless look and just that more like the, what's that where you're very healthy vibe.

The, uh, hallucinogenic, uh, no, holistic, holistic. There we go. He's, he's like a holistic type vibe. If you're into that, I mean, Baker, Lamar Jackson, great. The Mark Jackson seems like he's probably a vibe guy in the locker room.

He probably chill vibes. I'm going Lamar. I'm going Lamar's second team. Yeah, I think. What about, you can't exclude these head coaches, what about Dan Campbell? He sets the vibe every day. Pounds frickin' 300 milligrams of coffee

before he starts every meeting of his. That's a vibe right there. What kind of vibes are you wanting right now? Because if it's for me, I want chill vibes. I want Lamar vibes. If you want fucking let's slam three fucking monsters and go look to fight. I'm taking Dan Campbell. All right. Well, I'm a little jet lag still, and I'm literally just chilling. So I'm going with the Lamar Jackson.

You're on Lamar vibes. I'm on the Lamar vibes, son. There we go. Vibes guy, all dudes team, first team, Jameis Winston, he just seems like, you know, if you need a Bible verse or anything on a bad day, he will read it for you. And then number two, Lamar Jackson.

He just seems chill to me. Honorable mention. Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell, Dan Campbell. If you're in that mood. Lastly, all dudes team number one fan. We see them everywhere, especially during the Super Bowl time. The Bradley Coopers, the Will Ferrell's of the world,

the Nikki Glaser, who loves the Chiefs because of Taylor Swift, the Taylor Swift, who loves the Philadelphia Eagles, but then fell in love with the Kansas City Chiefs because of her boyfriend. Oh, the Ric Flairlair who loves the Bucks, the big cats who like Chicago, but really like the Patriots. I mean, who is a closet Patriot fans? Big cat, big cat. Number one. Come out of the closet. Big cat. We know you want to. Oh, my. You're a Patriots fan, not a Bears fan. First team number one fan. Big Cat as a Patriots fan. Yes, that is first team by far. First team. We love you. What happened to because that picture that was scrolling

all over the Internet of you in a Patriots jersey, man, you look good. You look young. You look fit. What happened, man? Young. Yeah. So he was he you know, he was probably somewhere in like, where is he from? Newton Price. I'm at Newton West fucking high school party in his Brady Jersey thin drinking up a tall boy acting cool, talking about the pats. Mm hmm. That must have hurt.

That must have hurt him over the last decade pretending to be a Chicago Bear fan. That had to hurt. No. How do you do that? No, he secretly, I mean, he had a lot of success, if you think about it. Yeah, but deep down, it hurt.

Deep down. Just not being able to root for your team. You see the patriot, this guy? Suppressing the emotions that you're really a Patriots fan. Yeah, so he gets first team. Act like you're not. Yeah, he's first team. He is. First team, for sure. And then I'm gonna go recency.

Ronnie Stavros, that guy, he cracks me up. I'm gonna be honest, Jules. Shane Gillz likes Philly. Yeah, but Shane Gillz Shane Gillis likes Philly. Yeah, but Shane Gillis isn't number one Philly's fan. He's more of like a college football guy. He's more of like Notre Dame. Like I saw Shane Gillis all over the place for Notre Dame. I didn't even know that he was a Philly's fan. All right, who do you what about Miles Teller? Miles Teller.

Now that's a true fan right there. Cause he represents, uh, he represents the Eagles every single year, year in, year out. They're good or bad. He also said, I saw in a report that even though he's friends with Travis Kelsey, he's still going to cheer, uh, for the Philadelphia Eagles to beat them. So that's, that's a true fan right there. Still going with his team. He's loyal to his team. And on top of it, he was on the field after the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl. And I saw Peter Schrager interviewing him as well live and just just how much joy he had that the Eagles won the Super Bowl again. You could see that he's a true fan and he's very loyal as well.

So I'm going with Miles Teller actually thinking about it after all that. Second team, Miles Teller. Yeah. Of the best super fans Bradley Cooper. I see him at all the Phillies games too. Yeah, but he's only at the big time games like the championship games. And I see championship. You see Miles Teller at a week six.

You've seen Miles Teller at a week. A game. Yeah, I've seen Miles Teller out before and he's always talking about the Eagles No matter what time of year it is. It's all about the alright. You talked me in miles teller Fucking I love it. I Mean it probably should have went through but no, but I'm good. So what was his It was rooster. He's still he's like in his prime right now. Yeah, he was Rooster. He was.

Yeah, he's Rooster. He's in his prime in this acting man. He's he's I love his career from whiplash to action star. Shout out to the gorge. Didn't watch it yet, but shout out, shout out. So. 2025 first team all-dude offense. Rob, read them up. Head coach, Andy Reed.

First team quarterback, Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow. Wide receiver, Jamar Chase. Slot receiver, Aman Ra St. Brown, ladies and gentlemen. Running back, Aman Ra St. Brown. Saquon Barkley. Fullback, Saquod Patrick Ricard. Patrick Ricard. Tight end, George Kittle. George Kittle. Let's go. Offensive line unit, the Super Bowl champions,

Philadelphia Eagles. Fly Eagles, fly. The vibes guy, James Winston. Hey, eat a dub and number one fan. Big Cat long time Patriots fan. Kind of a all right closet guy if you think about it, but it's okay. He finally came out. We love you.

Big Cat. Shout out to the first it's okay, he finally came out. We love you, big cat. Shout out to the first team, all dudes offense. Shout out. Now, second team, I'll read the second team. How do we feel about this team though, Jules? How do we feel about the first team? I like it, strong. Can you give me a, I mean,

Ah! Oh yeah? Yeah, I didn't wanna go that far with it though. I mean, that's. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't want to go that far with it, though. That's a fucking good football team. You're not losing many games with all those guys. Give us a second team. Two thousand twenty five second team. All dudes offense jewels. Who do we got? Head coach Dan Quinn learned from his.

Experience in Atlanta to bring the commanders to the NFC championship quarterback Patrick Mahomes, the Queenster and a lot of games. When his homies at receiver, we got Justin Jefferson. At slot, we have C.D. When's my homies at receiver we got Justin Jefferson at slot We have CD lamb as our second team all dude honorable mention. Jack Jackson Smith and Jigba from Seattle and rookie lad McConkey running back Derek Henry honorable mention Jamar Gibbs Josh Jacobs

Fullback Kyle ooze check spelled the J spelt Sounds like a ooze though. It's very confusing to me sometimes Honorable mention Mike all-star Lorenzo Neil. They're on the all-dude team forever tight end Travis Kelsey. Honorable mentions, Brock Bowers. And shout out to.

McBride. Offensive line, the Detroit Lions, they were fucking dominant all year. Vibes guy, We wanted to chill vibes guy So we went Lamar Jackson Unless you want to go Dan Campbell we go Dan Campbell and then fan Miles Teller always like true fan not like this

Like oh look at me. I'm at the game for important games. We feel that, you know, Miles Teller. He's he's a he's a grind fan. He's been there day in, day out. Honorable mention Bradley Cooper, phenomenal cheesesteak spot. You opened up. We'll get to the all dudes defense 2025 team next week. But what a fucking team, Rob. What a team.

What a team. That's a championship team right there. Hey teams, call us up. We'll be ready to be a GM in no time. Now let's get into the chills. Do the week brought to you by Coors light, our favorite beer Coors light. Get Coors delivered straight to your door. Visit Coors light.com slash dudes celebrate responsibly.

Travis Kelsey, my dude of the week. Coming back next year. Shout out to Travis from the sources. Shout out to the sources to the Taylor Swift. I mean, he's probably in some remote country that we don't even know about because it's so cool. And then he's also in Happy Gilmore, too. Shout out Happy Gilmore.

One is my favorite movie of all time. And we weren't even invited to be in it. Come on. And he's from New Hampshire. Sam in New Hampshire guy. Really? New England guy. It's OK, Jules. Who's your guy, Rob? Chill guy of the week.

I got the chills due to the week presented by Cori's light and I'm going with Jalen hurts for a couple of reasons. Jules. He's just so good at the tush push that the league wants to ban it. You know, teams are calling in secretly the band, the tush push. And then I loved how head coach Nick Sariani described what goes into it. That it's not as easy as it looks and you that you got to work on it and you got to put the time in. And that's why they're so good at the tush push.

And then on top of it, Jalen Hurst, he's going through that press tour right now. You remember that press tour, Jules, after winning, you know, Super Bowl? You remember that? Yeah. What was your favorite moment about the press tour? What was your favorite interview of all time that you did after a Super Bowl win? The last one. And who was the interview with? Jules? Who was the last interview? But I just there we go. So many. And that's what we're talking about.

And the last one, that's what we're talking about. The last one you don't even remember. And then Jalen Hurts, just the coolest dude at the parade as well, man. He was looking fly. You know, he's just so calm, cool and collective. You can say whatever you want about him. But he came through for the Philadelphia Eagles at all times. He went completely chill with every moment. Got a super boy was presented to him straight professional. No doubt about the same amount of Super Bowl rings. Aaron Rodgers. You get the same amount of Super Bowl rings Aaron Rodgers. That was the chillest dude of the week. Thanks to our favorite beer Coors Light. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door. Visit CoorsLight.com slash dude. Celebrate responsibly. Whoa, Jules, I don't have a Coors Light here on me right now, which I'm a little disappointed.

If you can ship me one overnight, that would be great. I would appreciate that. Well, that's been another episode of Dudes on Dudes. What can we do better next episode? Rob, what do you think? It's our first episode, actually, where we're not together.

So it's a little weird at first. It's a little awkward, because I can't feel your energy. I can't feel your vibe exactly. But as we kept going, we started understanding each other a little bit more over the screen. But we'll be back eventually together. We're just going to have to do a couple over over this zoom stuff, just because of the locations where we live in this country. But we will be back and we'll just keep producing shows over the Internet.

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