Games with Names - Dudes on Ja'Marr Chase and the 2025 NFL Season

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

Your favorite dudes are back in the studio for another big one this week! We're back doing classic dude segments and this week have a special one: we're talking Ja'Marr Chase and the incredible career... he has already built. Then we look into our Crystal Balls to see what the future of this NFL season will look like. We finish it up with some Discord questions in The Chillest Dude of the Week presented by Coors Light. Support the show: http://www.gameswithnames.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:15 I'm Julian Edelman. And I'm Rob Grancowski. And this is the show where your favorite dudes get to talk about their favorite dudes. And the NFL season is in full swing. Full swing. Oh, we're flying by. Well, what are we talking about in this episode? Well, one of the best wide receivers in the game.
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Starting point is 00:03:54 It's been a while since we've done an official dude segment. In person. Should we do one now? We got to. I think we should step into it. It's been a little naked without the segment. I like our little vamps on weekly updates and this stuff, but I feel like we need a,
Starting point is 00:04:12 I feel like we need a dude. We do. We really do. So I think we should set the cock, the cock. I think we should set the clock. The clock, Julian, not cock. I think we should set the clock. Do we have the AI?
Starting point is 00:04:28 Yes we do Here we go It's the AI synopsis It's been a while man We're back We're back This is when you know We're back in the nut house
Starting point is 00:04:38 We got the AI synopsis going Robbie G Reading it off Oh this is a short one too I like that Some of the AI synopsis We're getting a little bit too long Too many stats
Starting point is 00:04:48 Too many accolades But here we go Depends on which AI guy We've got a short Short one right here That's just gonna explain this guy Is the AI real Just like that
Starting point is 00:04:57 All right standing at six foot, 201 pounds. He is a wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals. He won the 2021 NFL offensive rookie of the year after a record-breaking debut season. He is a two-time pro bowler and helped lead LSU to a national championship in 2019.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Known for his speed and physicality, he continues to be one of the NFL's most dominant young receivers. Let's get on Jamar Chase. Get on Jamar Chase. What's the first thing that you think of when you hear Jamar Chase, Jules. Oh, let me go first.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Rob, what's the first thing you think of when you hear Jemar Chis? What do you think of? Oh, the best wide receiver in the NFL. Wow. It's hard to argue. Hard to argue. You can't even argue it. It's hard to argue.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I mean, we just watched those week five games. What did you say earlier? I said the Cincinnati Bengals should have lost to the Detroit Lions 35 or whatever, 38 to zero. but the Cincinnati Bengals have Jemar Chase, so therefore they lost 38 to 17 because Jemar Chase is that dominant of a player and he is a 17-point swing type of player
Starting point is 00:06:11 in these NFL games. That's how good he is. Now, I agree. It was garbage time. It wasn't really garbage time. You see those routes? No, the routes were elite. Elite.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Elite. Yeah. And he brought him together. And everyone was guarding Jamar. and it was crazy impressive, but it was garbage time. It was garbage time, but he's still a 17-point swing in my eyes. He's done it many times in games. I mean, some games, he's a 7-point swing, some games he's a 17-point swing.
Starting point is 00:06:43 And I do kind of feel bad for him, too, because without Joe Burrow, I mean, this Bengals team has been just a complete mess. And they finally got off to a hot start. Two and O, now they're two and three. I mean, maybe in the future, they should just go O and two from the very beginning. because bad things happen when they go to and I don't get the hot start. It's bad. It's sad because they really were trying to focus on starting the year fast.
Starting point is 00:07:08 And then, you know, Joe Burrow breaks his toe. And it still shows, you know, watching Jamar play, he's still working hard. He's still the guy on the field. When I think of him, man, when I first started watching him, he reminded me of a big Steve Smith. Remember Steve Smith? He was violent. He had great routes.
Starting point is 00:07:36 He could route you up. He could, he could tough do well in 50-50 balls and he was only like 5-9, 5-8. I think Jamar is like a big version of Steve Smith with more speed maybe. And Steve could walk guys down. Like he was a fast dude. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:53 But like Jamar is, he's six foot, he's 2-10, he's elite at running routes his explosion in and out of cuts is spectacular you never see him get ran from behind he can he can catch a curl route and then outrun the the pursuit that's chasing him from behind and then cut on a guy that's coming from another angle his yards after catcher are crazy he can get 50 50 balls i remember early on in his preseason of his rookie year people were you know talking about his hands and this guy has elite hands he's just been everything you expected him to be being you know what was he the third fourth overall draft pick i think he was a fifth overall i mean for his size he's so smooth
Starting point is 00:08:42 i mean he's one of the most powerful wide receivers to ever play the game he's explosive like you said well built lower body i would say that helps out i mean however he's training i mean just keep that going because it's working big time uh he's got some blistering vertical acceleration, and I believe that's what gets them open on the deep balls because of the acceleration. DBs aren't ready for that. I kind of had that in my game. It kind of threw linebackers and DBs off when, you know, when I planted my foot and went to the flag, I had that little acceleration extra burst, and they weren't expecting that at the moment. It's like another gear in mid-rout. He has that as well. His hands are phenomenal, and he's strong hands. Strong hand
Starting point is 00:09:26 catches. Big playability is up there, obviously. I mean, he makes some of the biggest plays in the NFL. He's great in scramble situations. On the same page always. So, like, he's a complete wide receiver all across the board. I mean,
Starting point is 00:09:42 one area, I think he needs a work in maybe blocking, but like when you're that good, you don't need a block. I think their whole offense needs to learn how to block. For the run game and the past game. But how crazy is it that this LSU group of receivers.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson, who else? Malik neighbors, O'Dell Beckham. I mean, is LSU receiver you? LSU was wide receiver you from about 2016 to 2012.
Starting point is 00:10:16 But now I'm giving my crown to Ohio State for the last couple years. And like, Amika, abuca amica abuca first off i want to apologize for getting your name wrong nah right it was genuine the other day it was very genuine but everyone knew who i was talking about you can't not know him he's too damn good now it was just a little apology that's all jules i i'm sorry but he is that good now and he's taking ohio state to a whole other level in the white receiver
Starting point is 00:10:48 you right thomas junior because of what he's doing but it was ls u for for a couple of years, you know, beginning of 2020s. And now it's Ohio State, you know, University. How cool it would have been to play with your college quarterback that fed you in the pros? I mean, like, in the college quarterback's like
Starting point is 00:11:08 really goddamn good. That's the most, yeah. That's the most ideal situation. That is it. And that's why these two are such great, you know, players and their chemistry so good together because they've been doing it since their college days. But playing with Jemar Chase, you really don't even need chemistry with him sometimes.
Starting point is 00:11:24 because he routes up to his defender so much. He's open by five, six yards sometimes, especially on the deep ball. And if you just have an army, you can just chuck it down the field while there's no chemistry needed. You just throw the ball up and Jamar Chase is getting it.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I bet you he would have been good rebounder. And that's strong, you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like he can box out guys. I mean, with that lower body that he has. Because you watch him, even when he's covered, he still makes the plays. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 00:11:49 He's still like he's a, and that's a good rebounder. There's guys all around you still going up for the rebound as well, but you're the one who comes down with the ball. I bet you he was doing. That's what he's doing. I mean, he won the triple crown last year and didn't even go to the playoffs, which is crazy to me. That's elite. He's got the best rookie season to date when he was playing for a receiver until Puka just broke that. Do you think he gets 1,200 yards? He's at least going to get 1,000 yards. That's not even a question. But 1,200 yards, yes, that's very doable.
Starting point is 00:12:22 I think he still gets it. Yeah. Because he's going to, He's going to knock off a 200-yard game. He knocked off, like, he's knocked off some crazy games in the league. He'll at least knock off two 200-yard games this year. I mean, this dude's an absolute beast. I mean, Jemeyer Chase was just so elite in college as well and on the big stage. Whenever the lights are on, it just didn't matter. I mean, look at his stats, national title game versus Clemson.
Starting point is 00:12:45 He had nine receptions, 21st, I mean, how many 200-plus yards games has this guy had in his career? And we're talking not just in the pros, but college as well. He had two touchdowns in that game. He's the first LSU player with three 200-plus yard games in a season. He's just been a stud, you know, since he stepped on that football field and his college days. I mean, probably unbelievable in high school as well, obviously. But we're talking when you're going versus elite competition. He's been an absolute animal.
Starting point is 00:13:16 He also switches his cleats up at halftime every game. Superstition? superstition, you see he got the Deon looking ones, those old, those old used to look like the old deons, like those, uh, the zebra stripes up top with the orange. But that's got to be crazy. You have any superstitions at halftime? Oh, well, Jemar Chase, he was doing it every game and started sophomore year at LSU because his socks would get wet. And I don't like wet feet. That makes so much sense, man.
Starting point is 00:13:44 And at LSU, what is it, 95 degrees? The humidity is popping. And dude, every single time when we were playing in, in training camp. Tampa's and stuff. as well. Your socks would get so wet and drenched, it would feel like you're running with a hundred pound weights on your feet. And it's a worse situation. It's so uncomfortable. And you feel like you're like a shell of who you can possibly be out on the football field. Blisters. Yes, blisters as well. And honestly, I remember doing that every once in a while when we used to have
Starting point is 00:14:12 double days. You'd change your shoe and cleat and have dry in the second game or the second half. Like, it is a changer. It does make it feel like you can cut better because you. You you get in that wet sock, you slide on the cleat, and then it just chafes your toe. You get a big old bunion. It's the worst. It's the worst. All right. Well, what kind of dude is Jemar Chase?
Starting point is 00:14:33 Man, let's get into it. Let's get into it. I mean, he could hit all these dudes. And he seems like a cool dude. You know what I mean? Like, he's just a calm, cool dude in the locker room. He seems like a great locker room dude for the biggest star he is in the locker room. But I think it's one thing.
Starting point is 00:14:51 I think so, too. I mean, he's a stud for sure. He's a dog for sure. But on three, I think he's a one, two, three, freak. I mean, just the explosiveness he brings to the table at his size, at the wide receiver position, you got to have freakish abilities to be able to do what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:15:09 He's like an aqua tank that goes like 70 miles an hour. Like I've seen, I get in these wormholes of all like these new weaponries and stuff. And there's like these tanks that go like hell of fast. and then go in the water and I think they may even be able to hover. That's what he is. He's like an aqua tank.
Starting point is 00:15:28 He is. Well, Aquatank. Aquatank. Well, that was fun. I don't know what an aqua tank is still. It's a tank that can go in water.
Starting point is 00:15:39 But also this one goes fast. It's just it could do a lot. Is that a submarine? It's like the duck boat. Or is this a speedboat? Is he a powerful speedboat? Is he a powerful speedboat? It's like a duck boat with cannons that goes.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Is he a yacht? Speed boat. It goes like 80 miles. He can go like 80 knots on the water and like 160. Is he a cruise ship? No, he's not a cruise ship. Okay. He's not a cruise ship.
Starting point is 00:16:02 All right. All right. They could use a cruise ship though. You're right. They sure can. They can use two cruise ships for that organization right now. Let's go crystal ball segment. Robbie, you start it.
Starting point is 00:16:15 All right. Well, with so much football after play, there is so much uncertainty for so many players and teams around the league. That's where are crystal balls come in handy. Ooh, crystal balls. It's time for another edition of Crystal Balls. Let's get into it. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yes, I remember it. I love it. We call it Crystal Balls because Grog said, we'll be looking by Crystal Balls. Well, what's the real name? It's Crystal Ball. Yeah, it's a crystal ball. But I said Crystal Balls.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Yeah. Yeah. Because there's two of us. George. It's honestly If it was just me doing the segment, let me get my crystal ball out. But what you hear, Jules, it's crystal balls. It's plural.
Starting point is 00:17:00 I just needed the explanation. That's all. Well, let's get into it. Russell Wilson will get his job back as QB1 in New York before the season is over. Does the crystal balls say yes?
Starting point is 00:17:17 Does the crystal balls say no? Okay. Before where we get into it, I feel like Russell Wilson's job was to be the quarterback of the New York Giants no matter what situation he was in. It was to be a leader if he was going to be the number two quarterback when he signed with the Giants. It wasn't like he signed to be guaranteed as the number one quarterback, but he had to work himself and earn the job, which he did at the beginning and training camp. But if that wasn't going to be the case, I feel like his job also was going to be, hey, if you're the number two, hey, lead as a veteran.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Show this young buck, you know, the ways. Show them how it's done. Lead by example. So Russell Wilson, where is this crystal ball? Where is it? The crystal ball says no matter what situation he's in, he has a job and he has to earn it. So if he's the first quarterback or the second quarterback,
Starting point is 00:18:12 he has to be a leader no matter what the situation is. So he's got QB1 mentality, but he could be QB2 on the first. field. Well, my crystal ball says yes. He probably will be the QB1 at one point. My crystal ball was all over the place. Did my crystal ball make any sense, Jules? Did you understand what I was trying to say? I did. He's got to be QB1 as a mindset and as a professional to show QB2 who's really QB1 how to be a professional because QB1 who's really QB2 is still young. Yes, exactly. Yeah. At least you understood. I understood. I think yes because I think QB1 Jackson Dart right now. he's exciting, he's electric, but he's going to get hurt.
Starting point is 00:18:55 I feel like he's going to get banged up. Yeah, the crystal ball says Russell Wilson will be in again. He'll be, like, I just think Jackson Dart, he's very fun, exciting, but like... It's going to be a year for the Giants where they're just going to be trying all different type of experiments. I just, you can't play as hard as... Jackson Dart does when you're in the NFL. I mean, you can't get hit. When you're that young, you can get away with it for a couple.
Starting point is 00:19:28 For a year or two or three or four. It's hard. Let's get into the next one. All right. More than three head coaches will be fired by Thanksgiving this year. What is your crystal balls? Well, my crystal ball says, no. I think maybe one coach will be fired what owners are now doing because there's really no benefit to firing your coach midseason because you still got to go through the whole process of finding a coach after the season.
Starting point is 00:20:00 So just dismantling your organization like that, you know, halfway through a season really doesn't make sense. And you see these owners giving these guys head coaches more time as well because firing them just just is going to keep that organization. where exactly they are. I never seen an organization fire a guy, really. And then the interim coach takes them to the playoffs. Raiders did it a couple times, I think. It's happened before, but the percentage is low. And we're talking before Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:20:29 I mean, there's a lot of football left to be played after Thanksgiving. There's a couple coaches in mind that I feel like are going to get fired. But I don't think it's, I'm not going to say, who. It's still too early. I just don't even want to bring it up. I think it's unfair. but I think it's just before Thanksgiving, it's not going to happen. I think it's going to be close.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Really? Maybe one guy. I don't. Two guys. That's close, actually. That's really close because all we need here is three. Is it three? Is it three?
Starting point is 00:20:59 Is three the spread? Three is the spread. So it has to be four? You can push it three? I might have to push. I don't know, man. It could get pretty ugly here for a few teams. And I won't say no names either.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Let's get on to the next one. Shador Sanders will get a start for the Browns before Christmas. My crystal ball says yes. Shador Sanders will get a star for the Browns because why wouldn't he get a star for the Browns? Cleveland Browns aren't going to be. My crystal ball says the Cleveland Browns aren't going to be in playoff contention. That's also what my crystal ball is saying. So if they're not in playoff contention, why not put Shador Sanders in at least for a game or two?
Starting point is 00:21:44 to see what he has to see if he could possibly be the future of the Browns or possibly trade him eventually and get some value for him. Mike Cristobal says it's up to Gabriel. Because I thought he looked decent last week in London. I mean, he played a solid football game. He took care of the football. Everyone thinks he's decisive with the football. Whenever you hear any kind of guy talk about him,
Starting point is 00:22:08 they say he's a serious guy that knows what to do, gets the ball out quick. I think the Browns in a kind of beat-up division and an AFC North Division that's kind of struggling right now. I don't think they're quite out of it yet. They always just hang around. Stefansky knows how to just hang around. Let's figure some things out.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Have a really good defense. Maybe get Dylan Gabriel to maybe, you know, get things going in the right direction. I don't know. I think it all depends. on how Gabriel plays. That's what my Christian ball says, even though that's probably like the scapegoat.
Starting point is 00:22:50 All right, next one. So is that a yes or no? Like you shake up the crystal ball and it can only pop up yes and it can only pop up no. Before Christmas, no. I think Gabriel, I think he's going to do all right. I think he did pretty solid, you know, with all that pressure on him versus the Minnesota Vikings defense,
Starting point is 00:23:07 Brian Flores type of, you know, defense where he's scheming and mixing things up. He did very good for that first start of his, you know, being on Cleveland. So I do believe, yeah, if Gabriel stays healthy and he, and he shows potential and he shows improvement every week, then you cannot pull him. You can't pull him. Well, it's, well, depending, you know, if they keep on losing games,
Starting point is 00:23:33 yeah, yeah. I'm betting that they're going to win a couple. We'll be right back after this quick break. Hey, it's Ed Helms and welcome back to Snafu. My podcast about history's greatest screw-ups. On our new season, we're bringing you a new snafu every single episode. 32 lost nuclear weapons. Wait, stop? What?
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Starting point is 00:28:22 Let's go. Let's get on to the next. The Baltimore Ravens will miss playoffs in 2025. Whoa, my crystal ball says last year they were two and two through the first four. But what are they right now? One in four? One in four. Yeah, that's way.
Starting point is 00:28:40 worse than two and two. And Lamar's got a hamstring. Hamstring. How bad? Grade one. Is it a grade two? Every guy that I know on the team is on the injury report. Literally Humphrey, Hamilton, Ricard. Just everyone that you know on the Baltimore Ravens is hurt. Yeah, I don't think they're making the playoffs. My ball says no. They're not making the playoffs this year. This is bad, bro. They can't stop anyone right now. They got bamboozled by Houston, who really hasn't been able to get their offensive click. And it was good to see Stroud and Houston get clicking on offense finally. But that's not good for the Ravens.
Starting point is 00:29:25 And I don't see it getting any better. My crystal ball says no as well. It's like everything was clicking for them, plenty of games, you know, on the offensive side of the ball, solid defense last year. just everything's collapsing. They're missing the tackle. I know they're missing a lot of guys, but just to collapse that much,
Starting point is 00:29:49 it's kind of hard to climb out of this hole that they're in now. One in four, the offense isn't clicking. The run game isn't there as well. I mean, I feel like they really don't know how to use Derek Henry this year. He went for what? He went for 2,000 yards last year, right?
Starting point is 00:30:04 2,000 yards. And now it's like, let's not hand him the ball. Yeah, he's also, you know, he's had some fumble problem. He's fumbled a few times. Yeah, he has. It's just, it's been a tough year.
Starting point is 00:30:15 This is, nothing's been going their way. Nothing has been going their way. They can't stop anyone right now. I'm just going to go, no, no. They're in too big of a hole now. And they really haven't played any division games. And those,
Starting point is 00:30:29 that division, they know each other. They know each other. That's a tough division. Hey, little Dylan Gabriel might look all right against him, but Baltimore rivals. They beat,
Starting point is 00:30:36 they beat Cleveland. I know, but they're going to play again. play, but they still got to play the Steelers twice. They still got to play Dylan Gabriel once. Yeah. And they got to play the Bengals that have Jamar Chase. But how are they going to stop Jamar Chase?
Starting point is 00:30:49 He's going to be a 30-point swing differential type player in that game. I got faith that they're going to be competitive. I mean, the Ravens, they're going to figure some things out, but it may be too late, man. One in four is a lot. That's like you said, though, they haven't played that much in the division. All right, next one. All right, Stefan Diggs will finish the season as the Patriots. Receptions Leader.
Starting point is 00:31:13 My crystal ball, well, says, well, let's check out his stats right now. Is he leading the Patriots right now in receptions? He is. He is. And he's just getting better. He's coming off the ACL and you can tell every week that he's improving. His stats are going up. His big play making abilities are getting better every week.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Just hasn't had a touchdown yet. Once he gets in the end zone once, I'm sure it's going to, you know, he's going to get even more comfortable. And Drake May is going to keep finding him in the red zone. but um i say not i say my crystal ball says yes i mean he's already leading them in what's what's the whole team right now because i think hunter henry may be a guy that steals yeah hunter henry's very very solid player um very reliable tight end very consistent right here but stephan digs will be the um patriot's leader in receptions by end of season click the reception it's not even close julian it's not even close
Starting point is 00:32:08 he's 12 more than the next guy and the next guy is hunter henry who's a tight end i know but you know it's a long season it is a long season but he's getting better he's getting better improvement i i think he does too on a weekly basis no it's not what you think it's what your crystal ball says my crystal ball says yes yeah so it's technically you're not even wrong you just blame it on the crystal ball stupid crystal ball like it's kind of like rocky grokstone did you see rocky gronkstone play in that U of A basketball game last week in the red and blue game. Yeah, well, this guy gets kicked out. Rocky Gronkstone got kicked out, you know, for following too hard and then spiking the
Starting point is 00:32:47 basketball. But he also had three attempts at the three point line, and he airballed the first one, and then he bricked the next two, but that was Rocky Gronkstone. I thought Rocky Gronkstone was going to Rocky Dunk. Yeah, he did. He won the dunk. Oh, no, actually, that wasn't Rocky Gronkstone. His lookalike that everyone thinks who Rocky Gronkstone.
Starting point is 00:33:07 is, which was me, everyone thinks I was Rocky Gronkestone. I wasn't. I want an air ball three-pointer. No shot. And I want to throw two bricks up. I would never air a ball three-pointer, but Rocky Gronkestone was. But everyone who, everyone thinks it was me, but I was there and I won the dunk contest. I jumped over a range over.
Starting point is 00:33:28 The little one? Yeah, the little range over. I saw it. Like the kid rangeover. Freaking Rob. Yeah. That was sick. That was.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Was it fun? It was really fun. It was cool. Tommy Lloyd's great. He's their head coach. He's been there for a couple years. He has that program in the top 10 every single year. Every year. They just can't, they just can't win that big game yet in the Sweet 16. They'll get it. In the tournament, they will. I mean, it's not easy to win. Rocky Gronkstone is going to get him some recruits. Yeah, Rocky Granchstone came out of the transfer portal. He was at the Buffalo State Penitary. Penitentiary. Yeah, penitentiary. He's not that smart, by the way.
Starting point is 00:34:07 he was in jail for a while he was in jail but uh he he's he's a really good player he has a lot of heart a lot of soul a lot of passion uh does he have an n i l deal he he's got one he's got one it's to a gas station you know he gets a hundred bucks and free gas a month that's tight yeah what's he got to do for it uh uh how would you know anyways i don't know i don't know i don't know what he has to do for it. I thought he got a mustache. I just talked to him real quick. He's like, yo, my N.I.L. deals $100 and free gas, man. At the gas station, Circle K in Tucson, Arizona. I didn't ask him what he had to do for it, but he's like, yeah, he gets a hundred bucks and free gas. And I think he has a motorized bike that he puts the gas in. It's not a car. I saw him pull up.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Motorized bike. What kind of bike? Just like a Harley? No, no, no, like a bicycle that has an engine on it. Oh. Wow. Yeah, pretty cool. We got to get this guy. We got to, we should get them on the podcast. Yeah, we shall. Last one for Crystal Balls.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And here it is. Will Tom Brady come out of retirement to replace Gino and be the first ever owner-coach player? My Crystal Ball says no. I think my crystal ball says maybe. I mean, we keep on turning the ball over there. Is Tommy coming out? No.
Starting point is 00:35:48 No, he's not. No, he's not. I had to ask it. The crystal ball is it. Mine said no. Yeah, no. Well, I mean, could he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:00 He could. Could he? I don't know. But the crystal ball says no. I don't know. All right. Let's get into the chill. Dude of the Week, brought to you by our favorite beer. Coors Light. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Visit Coorslight.com slash dudes. And always celebrate responsibly. The mountains are blue for you. The mountains are blue for me. And what are we a couple dudes with Mountain Blues? Cold as the Rockies. So what's the chillest dude of the week? I think we should answer some questions from Discord for the Chillest Dude of the Week. week this week. This is new. This is new. Let's do it. With Discord is new. Let's do it. Here's the link in our bio on Instagram Annex for the link and join us in the Discord. Question number one, what's Rob and Jewel's perfect meal from KDP 6494? All right, KDP 6494. Great numbers you got in there. just a little off.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Oh, I know, 6.49. That's why it's 6494. 6494. So the 69's for you and the 69's in the 69 is back for you. I see what that person is doing with their numbers. That is a good one right there. That's creative KDP 6494. But my perfect meal to me, it was my mom's chicken souffle,
Starting point is 00:37:31 but now it has been taken over by another meal by my mom. I love when she cooks on the grill. And there's this sauce that's only in Buffalo. It's called Chavetta's sauce. And it's like a vinaurette sauce. And it just has a couple spices in it as well. Very healthy for you. And you put it on chicken.
Starting point is 00:37:49 And that's called Chavetta's chicken. So my mom has the Chavetta's sauce at her house. And also she gets her unbelievable steaks that she gets from Costco. She gets these ribbyes and these tomahawks and stuff from Costco. Unbelievable steaks there are very, you know, Kirkland brand, very, Underrated. US Prime, I think. It's not actually underrated.
Starting point is 00:38:09 If you know about Kirkland brand, it's, it's the best, one of the best brands out there. It really is. And she cooks on the grill and then she has twice baked potatoes and then she also grills the asparagus. And that's the perfect meal in my eyes with a side of blue cheese from Buffalo to dip your Chavetta's chicken and your steak into. Wow. That's a good meal. I was going to say French dip, but that was really good. I like a good French tip.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Always a good French tip. Let's get on to do another one. Favorite dunking on the Bills moment for you, Rob, from Pigeon Man. All right. My favorite dunking on the Bills moment. I would say. I have like a couple favorite of Rob's dunking on. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Remember when he was younger, you just scored touchdowns anytime we play there. My favorite, yes, but what was my favorite moment? I think you did like a rolling, a running jump spike there. Did you? Yes, yeah, where you like double hop and I get a little momentum with skipping and then I hop and then I spike it. And that's how you get the most power behind a gronk spike. You got to get that momentum built up. And that's what I was doing in Buffalo because I was playing in my hometown and I was excited.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I wanted the best grind spike that I could possibly do. But my favorite dunking on the bills moment, man. Like there's so many great moments that we had going against the bills. It wasn't like any time we like never really knocked them out of the playoffs or anything. They just were never, you know, a team to be, you know, almost making the playoffs. So we never knocked them out. Never knocked them out. They weren't like they are now.
Starting point is 00:39:49 So like I would say my one-handed touchdown catch first one. That was a sick one. That was a sick one. It was in the corner of the end zone at Gillette Stadium. I was one-on-one with their all pro safety. Who was it at the time? Poirer? No, not Poirer.
Starting point is 00:40:04 The other one. High, yeah. Mike. One of the, Michael Hyde, one of the best cover safeties, all pro at the time. He was covering me, but I'm uncoverable because of just my size. I'm not saying because of how great I am. I'm saying because I can use my size to my advantage. And then I have the athleticism at my size to be able to move around and get the ball over a smaller defender.
Starting point is 00:40:28 So Tom placed it where only I could make the play. I stuck my hand out, turned around a little bit, grabbed it one hand, kept my two feet in bounce, tippy toeed into the end zone and made a one, unbelievable one-hand catch at Jolette Stadium. That was a good one. It was like an alley-oop, basically. That was my alley-up dunk on the Buffalo Bills. I had a couple two touchdown games against the bills on the road there.
Starting point is 00:40:52 That 13 one was kind of cool. It was like my little breakout, a little two-piece. That was probably one of my favorite movie. Also, the one when we clinched before you got there in 2009 or something. Or were you there in 2010 when we clinched and we got snowed in? Yes. Oh, no, I was there. That was 2010.
Starting point is 00:41:11 11, 2011, 2010. 10. Yeah, 2010 my rookie year. Yes. And then we got snow there. Right after the game, a snowstorm came, so we couldn't fly home. Dinosaur barbecue. Yes, you guys went there in Rochester.
Starting point is 00:41:23 I actually stayed back and I called it right up in the morning to meet you guys to fly out because obviously my family's there in Buffalo. So I stayed back with my family and I actually missed that trip and I heard so much about that trip when you guys went to dinosaur barbecue. but that was a good game that was now let's get into another one we got a couple more here all right here we go if both of you are gamers what games are you currently playing from mjc i'm not really a gamer right now but when i was in college it was halo halo was just to me one of the best games to ever you know come about my life uh oh another one as well because i gained a little
Starting point is 00:42:00 bit going you know that was college life was halo going into the NFL I played zombies yeah you played a lot of zombies zombies was on call of duty and I used to run home right after team meetings right after you know that you practice ends at like 2 30 and then you go in the meetings at 3 30 to 4 30 to watch film and then we we would be cut from the stadium at 430 I literally used to run home so I can get on the couch with nasty Nate dog you know nasty nasty nice and we would put on zombies and we would play zombies from 435 the moment I got home because I hustled home here don't tell hopefully Josh McDaniels isn't listening right now I would run out of our meetings play zombies from 435 to like literally 1030 at night and then go to bed and then do it again the next day yeah
Starting point is 00:42:50 that's that's good NFL life yeah I got to like level 38 that's a I wasn't a zombies guy I like the war zones and stuff and I was in the fortnight for a little It'll right now it's just FC 26, football club 26, the new FIFA. That's the only one I'm playing. That's the only one I'm playing. How does taking a sick day in the NFL work from the kid with like five D's? The kid, is this kid rid? This has to be kid red because kid rid always wanted a sick day.
Starting point is 00:43:24 He just wanted to chill at home, get some rest, do his thing on the couch. I don't think of ever had a sick day. Yes. So how do sick days work in the NFL? I mean, you really truly have to be sick in order to be sent home. Actually, I got, well,
Starting point is 00:43:37 the COVID, I got COVID. Yes. Well, COVID was totally different. That's not really a sick day. That's called COVID days. Like,
Starting point is 00:43:43 if you had COVID, you were sent home for a week. That was a whole different protocol. Sick days, like, you have to hold you in a trainer's room and, like, say here,
Starting point is 00:43:51 here's some fluids. And you have to sit there by yourself. Like, that was like, I just remember doing that once when I was really sick. Yeah. And like, they isolate you.
Starting point is 00:44:00 They would send you home if, like, you truly have, like, the sweats. They would only send you home is, like, they take your temperature and you truly just show right on the spot that your temperature, you know, you're, you have a fever right. Yeah, they'd send you home. They would send you home then, hands down. And then they'd have a trainer come check on you or something. Like, you're, they take care of you. But only if you're like truly, truly, truly sick.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Yeah. Like, you can't just have like a little cold. No. They're never going to send you home. No sniffles. Yeah. It's not just like, I'm going to go in. No.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Yeah. I got a running nose out. Like literally, you got to be dying. Dying. Food poisoning. I got, I had food poisoning once.
Starting point is 00:44:39 They sent me home. It was bad. You know, I kind of had a, like, you had to kind of prove it. Yeah. So like,
Starting point is 00:44:46 I had like food poisoning. I would like, one in and I was like, yo, Jim, look at the toilet. I puked. I would show him.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I'd be like, yo, I'm throwing up while taking a diarrhea. And I feel like. So did Jim Whalen come watch you shit? I would say, come here, come watch me just to prove it.
Starting point is 00:45:01 And he'd be like, oh, I believe you. I believe I'm not. I'll be like, no, come freaking watch me, diarrhea and throw up at the same time, Jimbo. Like, I'm sick. Like, that's the only way you got sick days in the NFL. That's the only way. Yeah. So to answer your question, that was it.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Yeah, we got one more. I like this question. This guy's asking me about my puzzling skills. Ooh, I like that. So, Rob, you recently on your Instagram story were showing off an elaborate 500 piece puzzle. that you had completed. Yes, I did. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:45:32 And by the way, I only showed off one of the 500-piece puzzles I completed. I actually completed two 500-piece puzzles, and that equals 1,000 pieces. Whoa, that's a lot of pieces, Joos. That's a lot of pieces. I can tell you that. Have you ever glued together a completed puzzle
Starting point is 00:45:49 and then framed it? I never glued together a completed puzzle, but there are like these cases now. Like, it's like, what is it? Like models? No, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, clear. It's like clear. It's like puzzle holders. Oh, you, oh, puzzle holders. Yeah, and you frame them. So you don't glue it together. You don't glue it together. It was just, um, a beach house. One of the puzzles was, and the other one was, I was an ice cream stand. And I'm becoming so good at puzzles. Back in the day, a 500 piece puzzle like this was, would have taken me about, you know, probably 15 to 20 hours to do. And now I'm knocking out these puzzles. And now I'm knocking out these puzzles. And, 500 piece puzzles. I sat there. I did it for five and a half hours and I woke up and I did it for another hour and a half. So I knocked it out in a total of seven hours. So once you get on a stroll,
Starting point is 00:46:38 once you get on a roll, I mean, you just boom, you start knocking it out. What are you thinking about when you're doing these puzzles? You're just thinking about finding the next piece and getting it done and fitting them together because every piece you fit together, you feel accomplished. You feel satisfied and it's rewarding so 500 pieces you feel satisfied 499 times not 500 times why jules because the first piece isn't done you can't there's there's always going to be one piece that doesn't connect out of 500 at the very beginning 499 connections you get so is not 500 no there's 500 pieces but you only get 49 499 matches like pieces together Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:47:25 He's a number of guys. What a question from Rachel C on Discord. I want to, you know what, that's going to be my new gift. Like whenever I'm in like a new state or like I travel, I get Lily like candy and like a snow globe and I'm going to get gronk like a puzzle. I'm telling you, this is why I do puzzles. Puzzles put your brain chemistry back together as well. Probably.
Starting point is 00:47:47 You know, it really does. I need to start doing puzzles. Say you're partying, you're traveling back home, six hour flights that I do and you get home, you're like wow I feel woozy you know I feel jet lag I feel like I can't even form a sentence all that stuff well what do I do I do I go to the puzzles and the puzzles they make me feel satisfied and also if I'm bored I go to the puzzles if I'm not feeling complacent if I'm not feeling present I go to the puzzles and within five six hours of just going straight within the first 30 minutes you know it's kind of tough it's like working out the first five minutes is tough and then boom you get into the groove well same
Starting point is 00:48:21 with puzzles you're just sitting there you're bored you're bored the first 30 minutes you're not really feeling it then all of a sudden everything just starts turning kicking in and you get addicted and you sit there for five six hours straight you knock out the puzzle when you're done you get up and you're like oh my gosh it's 11 p.m. at night like what happened what happened to my whole entire night you don't think about food you don't think about drinks nothing you just go and you're satisfied and it makes you present and that's why i do puzzles we're making a dudes on dudes puzzle it's going to be a thousand piece puzzle it'll be coming to you guys soon we'll have a docu series of gronk doing
Starting point is 00:48:55 the puzzle it'll be insane so coming out next soon uh chillist dude of the week was presented by our favorite beer Coors Light get Coors Light delivered straight to your door visit Coorslight.com slash dudes and always celebrate
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