Games with Names - Dudes on Michael Strahan, Amon-Ra St. Brown, and Sebastian Vollmer | German Dudes

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

In honor of the NFL game in Germany this weekend, we're getting on some NFL dudes with German ties. We're talking Michael Strahan's single season sack record and his insanely successful broadcasting career. We break down Amon-Ra St. Brown's route running and his roll in the Lions' resurgence. We talk about Sebastian Vollmer's legendary weight room performances and how he's growing the game in Germany. We wrap it up by learning some German.  Support the show: http://www.gameswithnames.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Six-five. I'm taller than him, so if I go to space, I'll be the tallest guy in space. Are you gonna go to space? I'm always spacing out. Welcome to Dudes on Dudes. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Grancausche.

And this is the show where your favorite dudes get to talk about their favorite dudes. And on today's episode, which is a very special episode, in honor of the game taking place in Germany, we're talking about some dudes with some German ties. Michael Strahan. He has no fear in anything he does. And Sebastian Vollmer.

He was so large and so strong. He could have probably just lifted up his own house. Like, you know, Patrick and Spongebob, how he just lifts up the rock and then went under it and then he would have been fine. And Amon Ra, St. Brown's massive role in the Lions resurgence. Quarterbacks love players that can get the Yak. Yak daddies.

And us dudes, we wrap up the show by learning to speak German. Is that Deutschland? It's a learning podcast. Let's go. Dudes on Dudes is a production of iHeartRadio. The game is the Panthers versus the Giants coming from Munich.

So I thought, Rob thought, we should put out our Lederhosen's and talk about some German themed NFL things. Yes, it's just crazy that there's another game overseas in another country besides London. London might. The UK might. And now this game in Germany in the first game ever to be on Germany was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers like

Two three years ago the year after I retired and that quarterback Stayed because he's an idiot and stayed without his tight end and then went over to Germany and I don't learn those ran Those ran well yes And then went over to Germany and I just like those ran does ran. Well, yes Yes, and now there's another game in Germany. I think it's so great for the NFL is expanding into Europe It's expanding over the whole world. The game is finally being seen by everyone pretzel Yes, mate Brett sir with muster

That's like borat German. I think some Polynesian in there I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a

I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I'm a little bit of a I mean, it's huge for the NFL. I mean, the NFL has kind of max capacity itself in the US. I mean, everyone watches football in the US. Everyone knows about the game of football in the US. It's about how to expand the game and how to continue the growth of the game of football. And the NFL has done a great job with that by bringing the games over to Europe, like in London and now in Germany.

So I think it's a great thing for players. It's a great thing for the NFL as a league. I think it's awesome. I remember when we went to London, like it was exciting to go and play in another country. And with all the analytics, you could see where our international fans come from. And it's been pretty crazy how big the population of fans has grown in Germany.

It's like our second or third biggest country outside of the states that watch it, along with Mexico and Brazil. So I mean, anytime we're growing our sport bigger, I think it's awesome. It is awesome. I mean, they got obviously football there, the other football, and now they got football Americano. So what's cool, if you know, you're from Europe, is that you're getting another aspect of sports to watch.

You're getting another football. Yes, you're getting another football. How can you not be excited? You keep, I keep on thinking you say Fupa. Fupa Fupa. Have you ever been to Germany? I never been to Germany, but I was around Germany kind of. I was in Poland this year. You went you went to the homeland. That's where you're from.

Yeah, that is where I'm from. That was really cool. It's kind of a slow, you know, type of feel in that country. Very beautiful. The land, beautiful. The roads, super clean, the cities, super clean. But we're kind of near Germany, but just never made it to Germany. The Germans are very close with the Polish. Yes, we have no problems with them. We really like them. We just, we, we find a natal treatment of being peace and friendly.

And this is why we're being so peaceful and friendly by giving them the giants and Panthers. Yes. That's peace and friendly. That's why we're going to give them the giants and Panthers going to Munich. Yes, that is why I mean, they're Panthers and giants, no threat to anyone. So no threat to any other team. So here you go.

We want to keep it peaceful overseas man hey hey Jules I can tell you this we're talking Panthers Giants the games in Munich this year I am NOT doing this episode without drinking a German beer throughout the whole episode you need a Heffenweizen please fill me up brother fill me up Heffenweissen? Please fill me up, brother. Fill me up. Heffenweissen? I mean, that pour is going to be a little foamy, but whatever.

Look how big it is. Is it German? Oh, very small in the middle. German size. Grock size. Is this the first cup that looks normal in my hand, Jules? It really does. It looks like a regular mug in my hand.

Oh, Oktoberfest! What do they say in Germany? Prost! Prost! Haha! How do you say delicious in German? I think spectacular! Spectacular! Wunderbar!

Wunderbar! Wunderbar! Yeah, Papi! Mmm. Ah! That's what it reminds me of, German Fest. You know the big ass buff guy at Beer Fest? That's what Rob is. It's a big fest!

Oh yeah, Mommy! Never seen it. It's, it's pretty funny. Too busy drinking beer to watch it anyways. Is it good? It is good. My goal is to drink two beers throughout this whole episode. It's funny. Too busy drinking beer to watch it anyways. Is it good? It is good.

My goal is to drink two beers throughout this whole episode. So watch out, I might be blacked out. If I get blacked out, the shirt may be off. And if the shirt's off, there'll be a lot more dudes in the room. This is dudes on dudes. There'd be one big dude without a shirt on. Let's get on Michael Strahan.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's do it. Michael Strahan. Let's see what the synopsis is about Michael. Now, Michael Strahan, German episode, why is he there? Why is Michael Strahan on the Germany episode? Why? What's AI have to say about it? Let's start the clock. Let's see how smart AI is, why he is on this episode. I don't think AI would even I don't know

Why would all right? Michael Strahan was a dominant defensive end for the New York Giants known for his impressive career stats including a hundred and forty one point five sacks she's seven Pro Bowl selections Holy moly a hundred and forty one and a half sacks. Oh Born in Houston, Texas He spent a significant part of his childhood in Germany due to his father's military service. There you got explains it right there I is smart. I does have the answers. Yeah is smart. After retiring from football, straight hand transist... After retiring from football, straight hand transitioned to a successful media career,

becoming a co-host on Good Morning America and an analyst on Fox NFL Sunday. I mean, he replaced Regis. Off the field, he's known for his charismatic personality and dedication to his family. Yeah, he's full of shit. Why would you say that? Didn't mention one thing about his gap. Oh yeah, you're right.

His teeth, he's like known the world. That gap has literally been in space. Man, Michael Strahan is so cool. I mean, he really has been a freaking inspiration for athletes post career, post like football career. Well, hold on. I'm going to stop you right there. He's been an inspiration since the beginning of time, man, with what he's been through growing up all the way through his college days then getting to the NFL and fighting all odds and then having that post-career inspiration. What is he's an army brat they call it right when he's

his dad was in the army lived in Germany his I guess his uncle played in the NFL art straight and I think he lived with Uncle Art. Pop shipped him from Germany, then he went to Texas Southern. Texas Southern, where? Didn't play any high school. He played high school. I mean, it's literally the story of Fresh Prince.

Listen to this. Except Philadelphia and Germany are strong. The high school he went to, two people. What do you mean? Two people. There was two people in his high school, in his class. How do you have two people in Germany? Did he go to high school in Germany?

No, he went to the high school in Texas somewhere. I just know the continued joke week in and week out with Jay Glazer and Michael Strahan is that Michael finished in top of his class because there's only two people. Even I could finish in top of my class because there's only two people. Even I could finish in top of my class when there's just two people. That's what you call a valedictorian.

If we were in a class of two, who would finish first? Depends what subject we're talking about. Math. Oh, I'm number one there. Reading. Number one, I can read. I just can't project that. Cooking class.

Oh, I'm a cooker. I'm a cook. I used to sing growing up. I'm a cooker. I'm a hooker. And I had no clue what I was really saying and my brothers would be laughing at me, but I was like eight years old. I remember I'm cooking.

I'm cooking. And they would all know what. What were you cooking at eight years old? Eggs. Eggs, just breakfast sandwiches. Stuff like that. Very easy. You think Michael Strahan would eat your eggs?

He would eat my eggs. Yes, he would. And then he would eat me on the field because he was a big. He was an absolute monster. When you put on his film, you forget how big he is because he's leaned out so much now. And like he he was like freakishly big. I mean, he had 22 and a half sacks in the season.

That's a sack record holder, isn't it? Yeah, 22 and a half still. Yeah, he breathed far, breathed, fell down. But I mean, regardless, that's what quarterbacks do all the time now. You know what I mean? So everyone gives him crap on it. I mean, he was gonna get the tackle regardless.

His power, his speed to power move was insane. He was just so strong and long. And you could tell he worked his dick off. To end the career the way he did, beat the Patriots, undefeated season, in the Super Bowl, New York, Boston, then jump over and instantly sit on like Regis and Kelly. I think the guy has lived just a storybook, storybook type life.

And he's overcome shit, too. Yes, he has overcome stuff. I mean, obviously not really playing football in high school. I don't know where he played at. And then I think some other high school around there just took him in like, oh, you're in our district. It's like a story like that. I'm not exactly 100 hundred percent sure. And then he went, whatever college he went to, I don't know, Southern Texas, Southern. I don't even think he like really enrolled. It was like,

Hey, come play football here. And he just showed up and he was on the team. Like that's kind of his story. Like for real. And then what he was drafted second round, I think, uh, by the, uh, New York giants. Yeah. What pick overall? Yeah. He was the 40th overall drafted second round, I think, by the New York Giants. Yeah. What pick overall? Yeah. He was the 40th overall pick second round. 1993.

That's mind blowing right there. 1993. That was the year he was drafted. Let me tell you, he does not seem that old at all. I feel like he's like, you know, 39, 40 years old to this day. He's still, he looks young. He's got the TV going. It does. It just it doesn't you don't age. You want to know what I really

love about him is that he has no fear in anything he does. And that's what makes him so great on the field. No fear against who he was against his opponent. It didn't matter who he's going against. He was going to bull rush him. He was going to do a move to get around him, swim around him or, or absolutely take that tackle. I mean, I've seen some of his highlights and he's just like, I'm going to keep tossing you, buddy. Like, you know what I mean? He gave it to you.

You know, and let you know he would tell you he loved talking trash out on the field. He had a motor of a mouth. He had a motor of an engine as a football player. No fear at all. And they had no fear in his after-career. Goes on TV and he's just ready to go. He doesn't care, you know, what's thrown at him. He's just gonna go with it full speed at all times.

He works his tail off and he's a really nice guy. Like, you know, we work with him and you could just tell it doesn't matter how big he is in the world. and he treats everyone like so nicely. Treats everyone the same, treats everyone with respect. It doesn't matter what position you are in life, what your job title is. And I just love his story from A to Z. When he first got in the NFL too, I don't even think he really registered a sack until like his fourth, fifth

year in the NFL and maybe a couple sacks, but I know he didn't really turn onto the scene until about year four or five. When you watch him and you had to block him, what would you do? I would have been the guy to just chip them. I would have just went in coach, man. This guy has a motor. He's huge, which he's a big guy already. I mean, I'm next to him on the the on the desk, the Fox pregame show. But when I watch highlights of him,

I'm like, I'm like, man, he's like three times the size that, you know, that he is right now when he was playing. He's big right now. And he's big right now. But his arms were massive. And like he played like a guy that was like stockier and already had leverage because he was huge, huge. He's like 6'5", 2'65", and he would get that leverage because he can play low. I got a math question for you. Yeah, that's here. I love math. Between his NFL career and his media career, how many hours do you think Michael Strahan has been on TV?

Oh my gosh, that's a math question that's over my head. Jules, how many hours is Michael Strahan been on TV? That's a fucking question. Well, and while here's the tricky part in a game while you're playing the NFL, you're not on the TV the whole game. No, but I mean, maybe like four minutes a game. No. All right. I would just say you're on the TV longer than four minutes because he got you on the sideline Yeah, he was always I think it's he was getting some sacks that they will keep the camera on him I would say about a million minutes a million minutes a million minutes

How many years is that a million million minutes? Can we ask chat GPT or something a million? What is AI say? Rough minutes. I mean I said a million minutes. That's a million minutes. What else do we need to know? A million minutes is a million minutes. I'm telling you, I'm a math magician. That's what it equals. What about what about his get off?

Let's talk about he's off real quick. I mean, that's what made him a special player is the ability of him to just burst right off the line and get to the quarterback and mess up the off of the tackle in a split second is what made him the great player that he is and then he Had a get-off in his post career. He had to get off while he was playing football I mean this guy is legendary He's a role model in the community great dad great dad great family man great teammate to have great teammate

And it's a guy I feel like you would want on your team and not a guy you want to be playing against Oh, yeah You definitely don't want to play against him because he's going to whoop your ass and he'll let you know he's whooping your ass. You think Brett like a funny way. Exactly. Exactly. He does do that. Yeah, he does do that. He's witty. He does that to me.

And I don't notice, but I noticed, Michael, I noticed what you're doing to me on Fox Sundays. You're coming at me, but you're so witty. You're pretending you're not. I got your game down, buddy. Oh, oh, but I got a question. You think Brett Fire was just scared of him. So he kind of let him have that sack 100 percent. Who's not? Oh, hold on. Hold on. My shorts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jules. My shorts are just really short.

There we go. There we go. And I look better now. I look more professional. Yeah. 100 percent. Brett Fire was I mean Did you see straight? And he looks huge who wouldn't be scared of him? Huge Brett Favreau. I mean I would be scared of him I was in the pocket and he got a free release at you like he beat his defender pretty easy on that play He's the pro typical defensive end that you want on your team size speed

Get off power leg strength Good in the run. And pass, obviously. Could he cover? Did he ever drop? I saw it. Did he have any? I saw like one fumble return for a touchdown. Also, crazy fun fact about stray. Tallest guy ever to be in space. Six, five, six, five, six, five. So if I go to space, I'll be the tallest guy, Jules. Are you going to be in space. Six-five? Six-five. I'm taller than him, so if I go to space, I'll be the tallest guy, Jules.

Are you gonna go to space? I'm always spacing out. So yeah, I'm the tallest guy ever to go to space, Jules. So was he like weightless and everything? He got to do the whole, that's pretty crazy. Good thing he lost that plane weight, because I don't think he would have been allowed up because he was really big back then.

Like he would have been way too big for the spacecraft or whatever. Imagine his spacesuit. It's pretty huge. They probably need extra fabric. And would you go to space? I would look. I'd let him do it a few more times. I would go to space.

We should do a show in space. If you go to space, I'll go to space. But like, I agree. Let's like let's like have like let me get it like 20 more people go on like the commission. Yeah. And then we would go like once we know it's really safe because we don't want this show to die. All our fans love this show, man.

We can't we can't. We don't think but you never know. We can't have this show like just disappear like that. No. On space, it could be called dudes on dudes on dudes in space dudes on dudes on dudes Spacey dudes spacey on dudes. Mm-hmm Kevin spacey on dudes Space dudes. Oh man space dudes on dudes space dudes on dudes Mm-hmm. All right time. What kind of dude is

Michael straight hand he's a whiz man straight hand? He's a whiz man I think he's a whiz he has a lot of a lot of innovation which he has he innovated the position the defensive end position He also innovated, you know a career after football. It's kind of gave birth to you He kind of gave birth to myself He gave birth to many others out there because as a football player as an NFL player myself, he gave birth to many others out there. Cause as a football player, as an NFL player, people think the pro typical thing out there that people think is, Hey, that person can just play football. That person's just an athlete while he's the one that kind of broke that mold

for us athletes and then having a better career after football. And he had an unbelievable career, Hall of Fame career. And then having a extra Hall of Fame career, you know, post football. Got to give it to him. You got to be a wizard. You got to have that innovation. And he sure does. But he's like definitely a dude's dude because anytime you're at Fox, like he's always a fun dude to be around at work. Yeah, he is a real fun dude to be around work. He's so witty, man. And he's on at all times. And if you watch his highlights as well on the football field, you know, I mean, he's just talking garbage at all times. He's always on. It's something that I admire,

man. I know that's always on at always on at that size too, because people that size, man, it takes more to always be on. You're that size. Exactly. I'm that size. And he's always on. He's he has a gift, man. He was born with a gift. There's no doubt about it. And he was a freak of nature on the field too. So he's also a tough. He is a stud, man. There's no doubt about it. And he was a freak of nature on the field, too. So he's also a tough. He is a stud man. He's a stud off the field. He's a stud on the field. I mean, and he's a dog, too, because he's a freak. He'll give up.

I mean, he looks so long. He kind of looks like Derek Henry out there. Yeah, he's a big version of Derek Henry. Oh, yeah. Good point. He's also a dog though. What do you wanna go with though? What summarizes him best? All right, on three, you say what you say,

I'll say what I say, one, two, three, stud. Freak! Come on, Jules, we gotta be more on the same page. Freak, you think he's a, why is he a freak? I mean, he used to take freaking 330 pound off the tackles and just throw them to the ground right out of his way and then get to the quarterback and drop them right to his knees. And it's pretty freaky that big ass DN football player.

Is sitting at the table, talking to like housewives all around the world and they love him. That is. That's freaky. That is freaky and it's freaky how he can talk 24-7 as well. And he's always on. He can come up with an answer and a solution for anything that's thrown his way and he can do interviews. He's really good at interviews. He's all purpose man. He's freak. Stamp it. He's a freak. Yes. Freak. We'll be right back after this quick break. Chelsea handler here on dear Chelsea.

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Your entire body. You don't pick and choose. I have hot spots. This is a more serious... There's harassment coming from one of us to the other person. You to me. Yeah, usually. That's true. I'm not gonna lie. And you take the abuse very well. You almost seem to enjoy it. Well, yeah. I mean, I've just grown accustomed to it.

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or wherever you get your podcast. Our next guy. I'm feeling pretty good off one beer. Are you actually like seven eighths of a beer? Math guy. Not one beer yet. Math guy. Who's our next guy? Isn't this a guy? The next guy, isn't it? The guy that we play with. Who do we got? Oh, we got number 76. Bye, Michael. Bye, you freak. We got. Oh, I don't want him to see me. Like, don't show that like that. Just do a picture. I don't want to come after me.

I mean, he's a freak. Yeah, he's a freak. But all right. All right. Back to Sebastian. I'm going to have some higher Sebastian to be my bodyguard. A second round pick, and I think 2010, no 2009. Sebastian Vollmer. Sebastian Vollmer. AKA Sebas. Sebas, kick his ass.

Mm-hmm, start the clock. What does AI have to say about him? Bom bom bom, AI. Let's see if AI knows anything about it. Delseldorf. Shaman people. Sebastian Wommer was a prolific offensive tackle for the New England Patriots, known for his 6'8 frame and 320 pounds of strength. Strength. Very strong.

Very tall, very tall. It made me feel like a dwarf. Like a little boy. Yeah, yeah. I was a little boy out there, actually. Over his career, he started 80 of his 88 games that he played, helping the Patriots win two Super Bowls. Super Bowl 49 and Super Bowl 51. Born in Dosseldorf, Germany. Dosseldorf? Dosseldorf, Germany, Womer didn't start playing football until he was 14.

After retiring in 2016, he became a booming NFL broadcaster in Germany, often acting as a Patriots ambassador. Off the field, he's known for his down-to-earth personality and dedication to promoting football in his home country. And some fun facts real quick. Vollmer won a barbecue cook-off in his neighborhood. What a fun fact that is. Won a barbecue cook-off in his neighborhood. AI, man.

AI, where did you pull that from? Oh my gosh. He's an av pull that from? Oh my gosh. He's an avid beekeeper, oh my gosh. He's a beekeeper? He ate all his honey. He ate all his honey. That's why he's 6'8". That is why he's 6'8", and freaking tosses up weight

like it's nothing. Nothing. Nothing, that's where I was going. And he once accidentally locked himself out of his own house while wearing only his underwear. That's on AI? What the heck? I think I love Sebastian even more. That's a Sebastian type move though. That's a sea bass move right there. Oh my god, sea bass. Oh my god. He was so large. But he was so large and so

strong he could have probably just lifted up his own house like you know Patrick and SpongeBob how he just lifts probably just lifted up his own house. Like, you know, Patrick and SpongeBob, how he just lifts up the rock in his house and goes, and he should have just lifted up his house, like threw it up in the air real quick and then went under it and then he would have been fine. He lit, we all used to live next to each other. In that street.

Yeah, we did. He could definitely probably lift that house up. What was the name of that street again? What was it? Shay Lane. Shay Lane. No, I was Shay Lane. I was on a passion with street again? Was it Chey Lane? Chey Lane. Oh, I was Chey Lane. I was a bastion with Chey Lane.

And then you were pacing, but you were like half half a mile, if that away from us. Yeah, it was a bike ride away. Yeah. Bike ride. Freaking Seabass, we were drafted in the same draft. He was he was such a big dude and he was he was always really smart. Like he always had really great questions to like Scarneccio or Josh. I just remember him always being able to like, hey, coach,

but what if this happens on this and we're in this, you know, like he had a really outgoing thought process of the game for someone who never grew up around the game. Or like really or really knew the game. Yeah. How do you he starts playing a 14 now? You can start playing a 14, which is different than kids that start playing in 14 here, but it was so natural here. Also, when he was playing at 14, it wasn't like real football.

He was playing what league was that? It's like club. It was. Yeah, it was like some type of club football wasn't the same rules, wasn't the same schemes, none of that. I mean there was some similarities of the league that he was playing in when he started playing football, but it was nothing like American football. I don't think so. So where he got a university. He went to Houston. Where he had a pretty solid career there And then the way he got to the Patriots, I'm pretty sure like the new wing of Patriots, they were looking for an offense to tackle at the time, you know, to start for them or just to back up someone.

And yeah, and I'm pretty sure he played in the East West game. East West, right. After the after being, you know, in college at the University of Houston. And that's when he really got scouted by the Patriots. And I'm pretty sure the Patriots sent Dante Scarnechio, one of the best offensive line coaches in the history of the game. No doubt about that. I mean he's the reason to a lot of our success in New England. And what's wild is like he's tiny. Like you know offensive line coaches are usually offensive lineman

beforehand, like Dante Scarnacchi had demanded a room. He was older, like 75, 70 foot, five, 10, 180 pounds. And he just lined up his offensive lineman, like a drill sergeant, and just control them like unbelievable. I remember the first day of rookie camp. Scar yelling at Seabass. Saying something like you guys, you fat pieces of shit better start running is while you guys are out here bouncing around this league for five, six years.

I'm going to have to work out Walmart because I'm going to get fired for not getting you to be able to play. It's like the first day of Rukio T.A.'s. I'm like, oh, my God. I don't know if it was going to see Basterds. I was like, that was my welcome to the NFL moment. Like, holy shit. And then they scouted Sebastian. They had a workout with him.

I mean, I saw it. I think started. He did his pro day. He did his pro day and he put him through a workout. And he said that, you know, Sebastian was smart. He did everything that he was told. He picked up on everything. He picked up on the schemes right away. It's just showing how smart he was. And and they also talked about how Sebastian learned.

That English language. How was that? And that was just watching American flicks. American TV. American TV. Man, I watch German TV and my eyes are going to space faster than Michael Strahan went to space. This guy learned English. How did you learn English? Oh, just learned it just growing up.

Just did. I was around it a lot as a kid. being around my mom, my dad, my brothers, friends. What was your first word? Mama, mama. But it was Baba. Mama. I wonder what Sebastian's first word was because it's not mama. That's English. Yeah.

What do you think it was? It's probably like, oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, his grandma It's probably like, oh my, oh my. Oh, his grandma in like German. Oh my. You wanna know what Bill Balachuk once said to about Sebastian Vollmer? What'd he say? Is that when Sebastian would utter things

underneath his breath. What in like German or something? Yeah, in German. Yes, he knew that it was never good He knew it was never good. That's a that's a great observation coach Belichick. That's that's called scouting right there Sebastian was athletic great. Hey I'm scouting Sebastian right now. Okay, I know you're getting excited. He's athletic great size He was light on his feet his 36 to 38 inch arms, depending on the workout

that he did that day, he's thick everywhere, dude. I'm telling you, he's thick, his calves, his quads, forearms, biceps, triceps, abs, see, like he's thick. It's like he almost had a six pack, but he didn't because he was so big, but he thick, like thick boy, man, big boy. But he wasn't like fat. No, he wasn't fat at all.

Now he's like a bodybuilder. He's shredded. He looks so good right now. He looks like a tight end. He looks like Van Damme was like six foot eight. He's that ripped right now. He's got good feet. He always had good feet.

He was always on balance. I was working out with him, Brian's. Yeah, EPS. EPS, yes, EPS. Going into my second year in the league during the lockout. Yeah. The NFL lockout. We would always be working out there. I just remember him working out and like, I was just amazed how strong he was. He took 140 pound dumbbell. Just went right on the bench, grabbed the other one, just like this, that easy. And just started tossing it up for a

set of 10, 140 pound dumbbells for a set of 10. Like it was nothing. The Germans have particular beer that makes them very strong. Well then let me keep drinking, Jules, because I want to be very strong like Sebastian. If he was drinking beer to make him strong, I need another beer. Fill me up, please. I already had one.

I want one more. I got you. While you fill me up, how about the time when Coach Belichick put him out there and he's told Sebastian Volmer, hey, if you catch this punt, we're done for the day. Everyone's off practice.

Hey, that's it. No meetings. What happened? What happened? What did Sebastian do? He caught a punt. He caught a punt. He gave us training camp.

That was early in our career. It was. That was my, I think my rookie year or my second year in the league. I think it was my second year career. It was. That was my, I think my rookie year or my, my second year in the league. I think it was my second year, but that was great. See Bass, thank you for coming through. I'll remember it, you know, for the rest of my life that you got me off meetings that night.

Thank you. Amen. Cause those meetings are way too long. His first start in 2009 was the, was that Tennessee Titans game where it snowed in like October 15th or something like that. He was replacing Matt light who was starting. I think he got banged up We didn't give up a sack like it was his first game in pressure was on young football player from Germany and Helps give up zero sacks and we blew out the Tennessee Titans like what 59 nothing. It was 59 nothing You know, I don't know why you guys, you know,

won that game 59 nothing and why Tom threw like eight touchdown passes in the first quarter? Because he was very comfortable that Sebastian Bomer was his left tackle. He was comfortable. Just like we were all comfortable when coach Belichick said, hey, Sebastian Bomer, you catch this punt right here on this windy day at

training camp when we've been running you guys for 15 straight days into the ground. Not a day off. Full pads twice a day. If you catch this punt, I'm gonna give you guys meetings off tonight, but we will have practice tomorrow, but you guys will have meetings off tonight. And what do you do? He caught the punt. punt we didn't have meetings he caught the pun so I could go home and do this quicker we got to give him a little bit more credit in his broadcasting career because he has made a name for himself in the country of Germany because he's bringing the game and a lot of awareness of American football and bringing it over and he's doing a great job to translate it I I see a lot of things he translates English to German.

Translator. Yeah. Help people in that country understand the game. So he's doing a great job expanding and having unbelievable role like that. Without a doubt, he's making the game bigger. He probably loves his home country. He does. And he loves football. And it's great for him to be able to share the game that he's loved

with the people that where he's from. That's like some. Beautiful stuff. It's beautiful, like like Europe, it is beautiful, like like Poland, actually, Poland's beautiful. And that's why, you know, Sebastian's so beautiful as well, because Poland's right near Germany. It might connect, but I don't think it does.

I think they touch, they touch. That's why we just sympathize for each other and we have so much connection, because I'm a Polak, he's German, and we just have that tightness. We feel each other, we understand each other, and he's just a good guy, I'm a good guy, and I'm just gonna keep drinking and just keep getting emotional, because I'm black good guy. And I'm just going to keep drinking

and just keep getting emotional because I'm blacked out. It's a beer and a half, Jules. Time. All right. All right. What is he? You ready? You ready?

I just broke out of it. I was in it. What kind of dude is Sebastian Bomer? Is he a stud? I mean, he is pretty studly. If you think about it, a guy that came from, What kind of dude is Sebastian Bomer? Is this done? Yeah, I mean, he is pretty studly. If you think about it, a guy that came from he's probably one of the bad ass dudes from his country never played our country's most famous sport, most popular sport and comes in and becomes a fucking damn good football player.

All right. On three, you say what you think he is, I'll say what I think he is. All right. One, two, three, Wizz. Yeah, baby, give me some, give me some. Obviously, we probably, we know him, we played with him, so we're gonna be on the same page of what he is. I mean, he's definitely a Wizz.

If you think about it, to be able to come out out of high school, from Germany, to go to a university in America and play American football, learn the language through TV, be as smart as he was on the field. You never saw Emmy from Sebastian Vollmer. Like, he's for sure a whiz. Clutch, catching the punt for us to get us

the night off of meetings like he was the guy. He's a whiz for sure. You said it all, Jules. You said it all. He is a whiz. Guy Smiter can be picked up the schemes that one of the hardest blocking schemes and all football just like that. I think he picked up English better than you and I speak it.

No, he sure has. And if you ask him, he would agree to that as well. He definitely would. He'd be like, I love those too, but they cuckoo. They cuckoo. That's what he would say. Is everybody crazy? Yeah, I love them.

I love them. We love you, Sebas. All right, let's get to our next guest. It's so stupid. That's freaking funny. That's the whole point of it. Right? Like, what's the whole point of the show? It's too great. What kind of dudes each guys are? Or, or dude? Oh, well, I got really off track because I thought it was to be silly. I mean, we're silly while we're doing it. Oh, well then we're both on the same page. 100%. We both have our own goals.

Yours is to rate dudes, mine's to be silly. Sometimes you gotta rate a dude to be silly. You're okay, well let me rate another dude. Let's go. What are we rating next, Jules? This is a German episode, The Germans are very serious. I'm sorry for joking around and trying to make people laugh and be silly.

It's a serious show now. Nein! That means no in German. This beer tastes like Sour Patch Kids. Does it? Yeah, it's really sweet and tasty. It's like a wine. It's a Heffenweissen, I think. This beer like tastes like sour patch kids. It's really sweet and tasty. It's like a wine. It's a Heffenweissen I think.

Well, it's very good. There's gotta be sugar in here or something. I'm telling you, it's really sweet. I think that's like a huge part of beer. It's delicious. Sugar pops. Is that what they do? That's how it makes the alcohol.

Really? Yeah. Really? Okay, I didn't know that. All right. Hops. Let's get on to Amon Ra St. Brown. What does the AI have to say about Amon Ra St. Brown? Start the clock.

Amon Ra St. Brown, a standout wide receiver for the Detroit Lions, is known for his precise route running and reliable hands. Since his debut in 2021, he's consistently shown his talent amassing 346 catches for 3,877 yards and 24 touchdowns. He made a name for himself at USC before hitting the NFL with German roots adding an interesting twist to his backstory. St. Brown carries a rich heritage. Off the field, he's known for his genuine down to earth nature

and commitment to giving back to the community. He's for the kids. He's a good guy. I watched him on receiver. Hard working guy. That's for sure. He's been working his butt off ever since he was a young buck doing all the ladder drills.

His dad was there to train him. That was Mr. Universe, twice. How crazy is that? His dad was- Twice? Twice. Whoa. There's videos of Amal Ra and his brother who's also in the league.

What's his name? Equidinus? Yeah, I'm not reading that, dude. That's so hard. Equinemius? You wanna know what Equimeneus means? What is it? Well, there's like, sometimes I like just know things.

Like, it's just wild. You're gonna probably be mind blown, but equidemius. There's things I can't say, but there's things I know. Equidemius. But it's the Egyptian god of medicine. Oh, Imhotep is the Egyptian god of medicine. Oh my gosh, okay, let me redo that one. Hold on, hold on.

Do I know what equanimous, atropatopines? Emo-hot-tip? Yeah. Emo-hot-tip, what does it mean? The Egyptian god of medicine. That's tough to say, and I can't believe you knew that. I just know things like that. So Amirah is the Egyptian king of gods, equamonus, emotep, is the Egyptian god of medicine,

Osiris is Egyptian god of medicine Osiris is Egyptian god of death. Hey, those are some badass names. His dad had a plan for these kids He definitely had a plan and they're going out and they're executing I'm such a fan of all Mount Rice and Brown You want to know who he reminds me of the way that he plays the game the way that he runs his routes bowl routes in cuts cuts, out routes. Like you, Jules. Like you.

You guys are very similar, my man. We do have similar game, I feel. I mean, because he moves around a lot, he's great with the ball in his hands. And most importantly, you both are boxer ripped. He's ripped. You're ripped, he's ripped. You guys have similar belt, same height, I think. I'll tell you, five, 10. Five, 10, five, ripped. He's ripped. You guys have similar built same height

I think I'll tell you five ten five ten five ten. What's this? I off. Never mind. He's six foot. He's six foot I'm sorry, Jules. He's six foot, but you're both ripped central. He's fought. Yes diesel. He's versatile He makes big catches and I'm excited for him and the Detroit Lions I mean he's gonna be a cornerstone of this organization and where they're going in these next few years. And hopefully it's to the top. I think it's time for Detroit to have their time. He has great Yak ability.

When he catches the ball, he makes guys miss. Always, he's a strong runner, strong lower body. He doesn't just help out the team. He helps out Jared golf tremendously as quarterbacks. Love players. Yak daddies. Yak, I mean, it just pats their stats big time. And I mean, he can track that ball. Yeah. He's good at tracking the ball.

That's what he's really good at. He's really good at that. And I would say that might pertain to, you know, some training with his dad, because when I was growing up, my dad would hit tennis balls at us, like really high. And we would have to track the ball and then he would hit it like full speed as to so our reaction time would just improve week in week out as a kid so he kind of had a similar you know style growing up brothers obviously to compete with and then also his dad you know putting him through drills and training right away as a kid so being able to track a ball just goes way back to when you're a child and he does a great job with it on the

football 100 percent had crazy dad that made him do crazy drills. I'm a part of that club as well. I remember my dad when I was getting into the league to return punts. I never caught punts really. You know I did a little in college but I was a quarterback and I would get on the press box at the high school and punt off the press box while I had those pair of sunglasses that were taped with one eye closed. So I had to catch a punt off of my dad kicking it off the press box while my sister was throwing

little like tennis balls at me. So distract me like, you know, having the crazy, he definitely had crazy dad that made him do crazy drills. You can just tell. Well, we just tell. We did too. That's why we really liked this guy. Love this guy.

Tough guy. He plays with toughness. It's tough. It's crazy when one of your guys on your offense, one of the toughest guys in your offense is your receiver. It's very rare. And he's like that. He brings the toughness to that team.

Him and Penne Sewell and a lot of the guys, but he's one of those guys. You watch him in the run game is blocking in the run game is huge. He goes in, lays hat on the safety, digs guys out for force. You can put them anywhere. He makes catches in every spot. He can run ball down. He runs good go routes, too.

I mean, he's not just a slot guy. He's a versatile guy. Ball great in his hands, hard to bring down, way faster than you think. He's elitely quick. He's stronger than what you think. He's a fucking good football player. That's why he's getting paid a hell of money.

He's getting paid $30 million. $30 million? I think he's got a $30 million contract. Oh my gosh, that's more than you made your whole career. Damn near close. In this one year, dude. Oh my gosh, I feel bad for you, Jules career. Damn near close. It's one year, dude. Damn near close. I feel bad for you, Jules.

Hopefully this podcast help you out. Hopefully the podcast will. I'm in raw, man. I'm trying to make slot receiver here. You come join, dude. Yeah, can you also tweet out this podcast because we're just trying to make some money. Jules made his whole career, made 30 million, you know.

And now you made it in one year. Can you help us out? Can you help him out? Can you tweet us here? Hey, man, please, please. Thank you. Thank you. You think our dads could beat up his dad? Maybe if it was two versus one. Two. Yeah. I think that would be tough.

Papa Edel dog, Papa Gronk first Papa St. Brown. That would be a fucking- Coming to an arena near you. That's a cage match. My dad just got a hip surgery, so I think he'd be a little out right now,

but he'd bite some kneecaps. He'd do some Dan Campbell shit. No. I think, Amon has been throwing a couple TDs as well, which is pretty cool. I've been watching, you know, the Detroit Lions. I'm a fan of the Lions actually, especially Coach Dan Campbell. They're just fun to watch, you know, the Detroit Lions. I'm a fan of the Lions, actually, especially coach Dan Campbell.

They're just fun to watch. And he fits the system 100 percent. He's bringing, you know, that that type of style to life that Dan Campbell wants. And that's why he's such a great mold there in that organization. And it's cool because they do all the trick plays and he's so versatile that he can throw the ball as well and do what, you know, they're asking him to do. So obviously you thrown a couple passes in your career. How would you rate his passes that he has thrown, Jules? How many touchdowns has he got? He's got through a Tuddy to, what was it, 2024,

week four against Seahawks. Had a receiving touchdown and a throwing touchdown and a passing touchdown. He threw it back to Jared Goff. Yeah, he did. He threw it back to Jared Goff. It looked like a tight spiral. He's so strong that you know he got tight. He probably got a strong ass arm. And he laid it in perfectly.

Yeah, he could throw the ball. He could throw the ball. One trade I would say that Dan Campbell, I've seen him talking about him in a press conference is just how consistent he is with his routine. And to be a great player in the NFL You got to have a great routine, especially as you get older Especially as the years continue to pack on you

You got to have that routine to be you know Consistent so you can go out there and do what you need to do out on the football field when you're 20 21 22 I mean there's a little routine but not as big of a routine that you need to be when you want to consistently be on top of your game when you start hitting your mid 20s to 30s. And I'm on Ross, St. Brown has a routine. He's going to play for a while. And he's a great player out there and just huge props to him for what he's doing in Detroit. Real mature of him to realize the routine to it. Such a young part of his career. Like if you're that that's a mature mindset. If you're that's like a pro.

When you get in a locker room, you have your time dialed out for what you have to do to get your work in to make you better each and every day. And you could just tell he's a product of that routine. Does the same shit. Probably does the catching drills before the game, which I think he does. He has the weight, the weight routine. I bet you he does a lot of prehab. I mean, he's he's definitely a routine guy, but he's his mom's from Germany, right?

He speaks German. He also speaks French. He speaks English. He's got a great podcast with his brother, a 33rd team. After scoring his first touchdown in 2023, you remember the little hip thrust thing he did? No, I don't. Can you show me the key and pill? He's like, yeah. Oh Yeah, I remember he said he would have gave he would have been flagged if he gave one more pump like the kid

He knew he's a smart guy. He knew one more pump speaks like six more pump He was done one more pump and he's done. Oh, here it is. One pump, two pump. And he stopped. That's discipline. That is discipline. Dan Campbell wanted to see that third pump too. Did he?

He did. No, he wanted a 15 yarder? Nah, he wanted to see it in the locker room after the game. All right. Yeah, right, Dick Kimmel. Oh, he wanted to see in the locker room after the game. Yeah, right. Crazy. Well, Jules, have you ever been flagged for a celebration? I have not.

I guess I got I got fine for throwing the ball in the stand. That's not a flag though. Yeah. Did you get flying? I got I did one time. I actually Gronk spiked the football really hard. And Coach Balachuk always harped. Don't spike it in the inner part because if it hits anyone, it's a 15 yard penalty. Yeah. And I literally spiked it was very suggest.

I think it was a Monday night game. It was Sunday night football. It was my second year in the league when I was going off, scoring all those touchdowns and I grog spiked it and no one was around. The ball literally went like 15 yards that way it and no one was around the ball. Literally went like 15 yards that way and it hit the guy in the shoulder. And there was a flag thrown. And then all of a sudden he was like, oh, whatever.

Personal file number 87 on the offense. Apparently will be added on to the kickoff. And I was sitting there like, how did I just get a get a penalty? Like, well, what did I just do? And I watched a replay and they showed the ball going like 15 yards all the way over to the left and hitting the Jets player in the shoulder. Yeah, it was the weakest penalty I've ever gotten.

Because you're too jacked. You literally threw the ball so hard at the ground it went 15 yards the other way. It was like the same power as Mr. Olympian, Mr. St. Brown. Mr. St. Brown. Mr. St. Brown. What a badass to have sons in the NFL like that. And he's more jacked than all of them.

I don't think he was. Well, he was. He was. Yeah, he was. Those guys are pretty jacked and the apples don't fall too far from the tree. They're all jacked, man. They're all jacked.

Would you rather have a dad that's Mr. Universe or an arm wrestling world champ? Tyson Bay Bay's it. Remember the backup QB on the Bears, his dad over the top fucking my Sylvester Stallone trying to win the goddamn. I would say an arm wrestler champion dad of the world, because it just kind of lasts longer. You know, you'll always have that power as an arm wrestle champion, dad, of the world, because it just kind of lasts longer, you know? You'll always have that power as an arm wrestler. Even when you're like 65.

Mr. Universe, the most jacked guy in the world? I know, but I feel like that doesn't last as long. I mean, you're still gonna be jacked, but like as an arm wrestling champion. But if you're the most jacked guy in the universe, Mr. Universe, he's the jackedest. You would be the ultimate dude, actually, if you're the most jacked person in the world.

Yeah, arm wrestle talent's cool. Ask Danny Amendola that. I mean, he broke someone's arm doing it. Yeah, he did. We won't get into that. Wasn't it after a party? No, at a party after the Super Bowl? Yeah, I can't talk about that.

All right, we're done. We can keep that in because... Well, it was arm wrestling camp. I would have my dad be Mr. Universe and the most jacked man in the whole. Got it, I think I'm going 1000% Mr. Universe, fucking boom, bling, blang. I'm going straight jack homie.

Could you show me that again, please? Boom, bling, homie. Could you show me that again, please? Boom, bling, blang. I just never seen you in that character, Jules. That was pretty impressive, mate. Was that your German in you, that, you know, you flexing like that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, wow.

It's German in me. Time. Well, what kind of dude is I'm on? Raw St. Brown. I'm on Raw St. Brown. What kind of guy is he? I mean, I mean, he's he's a dog. Yeah, he is a dog. He's a dude. Is he a dude's dude?

He seems pretty cool. Yeah, he is cool. He's smart as fuck. He knows 10 languages. He's also a stud. Second round guy went to USC, grew up in. He grew up in. You grew up in SoCal and you get to go to USC, you're a fucking stud. That's just, you're a stud. He's a freak, he's explosive as hell. I wouldn't put him in that freak category though.

I think he's more impressive because he's not so big and he's not a freak. You gotta be huge to be a freak. Yeah, you gotta be huge or some like- DK Metcalf. Freak. Dog, he's not a freak. Yeah, you got to be huge to be a freak. Yeah, you got to be huge or some like. DK Metcalfe, freak. Dog, he's definitely relentless. Oh, he is relentless.

He's definitely, so. He's motivated big time as well. Every day he is. He's self-motivated. Yes, he is. He's a self-motivated guy. He is juice, he is juice. All right, on a count of three,

you tell me who you think he is, I'll tell you who I think he is. On three, one, two, three, dog. He's a dog. He's definitely, did you say dog? I said stud. You said stud? Yeah.

I thought I heard dog. I said stud just cause he's very athletic. But he's got that toughness in him, that gritty, gritty. He does have some serious toughness to him. Like to a level that- You see when he gets hit and stuff, he comes up. He's putting the Detroit Lions on to him like to a level that you see when he Lions on the map help him put them on the map it fits Dan Campbell's program He's one of the flag carriers of that team and that team is full of dogs You want to know why he might be a dog then why am I why I might go with you because he knows all

16 wide receivers that were drafted ahead of him and he recites them before every game and that is dog energy right there. That's fucking, that's a dog energy. That's like my dog, Ralphie. He's smaller and he can recite every big dog that goes by him and he attacks him every time. That's like the 16 wide receivers that were drafted ahead them. They were all bigger and better than him. They were saying and you tax them and recite some before every game. That's some dog energy. That's some that's some crazy shit. And you got to have. Yeah, that's that's a dog.

That's a stamp. You're right. He's a dog. We'll be right back after this quick break. Chelsea and they're here on Dear Chelsea. I am joined by my longtime illegitimate baby named Kevin Hart. We talk about his birth. We talk about his afterbirth. We talk about his childhood, his adolescence, and that's pretty much where he is right now.

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In honor of our German-themed episode today, we're going to learn a little bit of German, little Deutschland, Rob. Oh my gosh. Hold on. Let me pray first. Oh my God. God bless me for this episode. Thank you.

All right. I'm ready. All right. Let's learn some German words. The first one's London. Long dong. Long. Oh, I know what this one is.

Long dong. Long dong. These Germans I know what this one is, Longdong. Longdong. These Germans are funny. Landing. Landing. Landong. Landong. Landong.

Landong. Landung. Landong. Longdong is touchdown? Longdong. Well then that means I have a longdong, because I scored a lot of touchdowns. So I'm Mr. Longdong. What do you think this one is Rob? Oh

Spitz Spice Spites Spites. Oh that definitely means spike spike. It's gotta spits Spits a bit Spits across scores and he spits out that football What is this new? Nung and he spits out that football. What is this? Nu-nung-sh-kri-zig? Nu-nung-sh-kri-zig? Shek? I'm not even gonna try.

I'm just gonna let you have this one. Nu-nung-sh-kri-zig? Nu-nung, all right, I'm gonna try. No, no, I'm not gonna try. I'm not. No, nu-un-di-shing. Nuwundishing. Nwundishing. Nwundishing. Nwundishing.

What is it? First down? Nwundishing. Nwundishing. Turnover. Sixty. Uh. Uh.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Sixty-nine. How do you say it? Sixty-nine. Nwundishing. Nwundishing. Nwundishing.

Nwundishing. Nwundishing. Hey. Under the sheets over here. Tonight, I will. Nwundishing. Nw 69. 69. 69. Under the sheets over here. Tonight I will. 69. 69. Alright, what's the next one?

Grubelstuck. First down stick. Grubelstuck. Grubelstuck. Stuck. Grubstuck. Grubstuck. Grubstuck.

First down. Grab your stick. Big piece. Big piece. Oh man. What the heck? These Germans, man. I should stick. Big piece. Big piece. Oh man. What the heck? These Germans, man. I should have known that one.

Klapsmule. Now that I know we're on football terms, I may get all these right now. Gre, klapsmule. Klapsmule. That's, what do you think? Beast. Nah.

Klapsmule. I don't wanna say what I think it is. I don't know. I don't know. Klapsmule. I don't wanna say what I think it is. I don't know, I don't know. Klapshmule, what is it? I don't know, I'm not guessing. That was a bad guess. Oh, Nud House. So schmule's gotta be house.

I'm here hanging out in the klapshmule. Klapshmule. I love the klapshmule. It's where I podcast. I know this one. Ichi- Ichi- Ichi- Ichiro. That's, that's Ichiro. Einholken.

Oh, Eilken. Einholken. Oh man, we were, I was totally- Squirrel. Was totally off. Yeah, that is squirrel. Eishornskin. Eishornskin.

Alter. Alter. I think that's an English word, alter. Alter? I'm gonna alter your mind. I'm gonna alter this play. It's, you know, some languages, there's like, the English word is the same as the word

in whatever language that is. So this is, this is blitz. Aita. Alter. Dude. Dude. Dude. Aita on. Dude. Dude. Alter on Alter. Alter.

Alter on Alter. Alter. Thank you for watching Alter on Alter. This is fine, I'm learning. I like learning, Jules. Learning's good for you, man. 100%. Feels good, man, to learn.

It's gonna be really hard to learn this one. Stets platz mefenga. Stets platz mefenga. Stets platz mefenga. Stets platz mefenga. Stetsplatzempfänger. Stetsplatzempfänger. Let's hear it. What is that?

Stekplatzempfänger. Slot receiver. Stekplatzempfänger. Stekplatzempfänger. University. Jules is starting soon. Stekplatzempfänger. University.

Yeah. Napsundee. Napsundee. Titan. Titan. Titan. That's Titan. Titan. Yeah. Naps indeed. Naps indeed.

Tyran. Tyran. Tyran. Tyran. That's Tyran. Tyran. Hey. Naps indeed. Knappes ende. Oh, it's like silent K. Knappes ende. Like known. Koepenspek.

Koemerspek. Komerspek. I mean, that's how it's spelled. Komerspek. Ah, Koemerspek. Kummerspeck. Ah, Kummerspeck. Kummerspeck is first down. Kummerspeck. Kick off.

Kick off. Gaining weight from comfort eating. Oh. What? There is no English translation. It's like being fat and eating. I'm Kummerspecking right now. I can't say these words properly,

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