Games with Names - Dudes on NHL: Brad Marchand and Tyler Seguin

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

The Cup is in the building! In honor of the Stanley Cup Final, we're talking about two of Rob & Jules' NHL bros on today's show. We get into the legend of Brad Marchand in Boston and what it means... to be a great pest. Then, we get on what makes Tyler Seguin so cool and so elite. We Dude Rank all of the major trophies in this week's Chillest Dude of the Week presented by Coors Light. And did we mention The Stanley Cup pays us a visit?!Support the show: http://www.gameswithnames.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an iHeart podcast. Rob, you're looking a little trim and skinny. A lot of names on you. Crazy. Just kidding. We are joined here by the Stanley Cup, here in the Nuthouse, Boston edition, a little special NHL edition dudes on dudes. We this is I mean, we got people in here with gloves.
Starting point is 00:00:31 There are six people with AK 47s outside guarding this thing. This is like having royalty in the NUT house. It's crazy for you guys who are on their audio. We have Sir Stanley Cup just sitting right here in the Nuthouse here in Boston. I mean, we got a special day today. Me and Jack Husey don't talk on Dudes on Dudes, so just shout out Dudes on Dudes fans, but I'm speechless.
Starting point is 00:00:54 I don't have anything else to say. I'm speechless. Yeah. Royalty is in the building. You know what the best thing about it is? Lay it on me. There's freaking countless dudes names on this. Every trophy needs to be on the deck. I look at this. There's studs. I see this. Every trophy needs a dog.
Starting point is 00:01:05 There's studs. I see just a group of studs. I see a bunch of dudes, dudes. I see some dogs, couple freaks. I saw a whiz on there too earlier. There's some whizes. And remember guys, the Stanley Cup starts June 4th on TNT. Man, that coverage has been great.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Yeah, they're awesome. This is funny. I can't wait to see him in little Brad Mershon's little fucking fuse. Yeah, Marshy's in it. Or the Panthers. Marshy, nose face killer. Marshy, you gotta take him out one more time. Oilers versus the Panthers.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Connor McDavid. Can Connor McDavid, McJesus get it done? And your boy from the Four Nations, Matthew Kachuk. Kachuk, Four Nations. He's tough. Dude, there's a lot going into this. Are we rooting for Marshy? I gotta root for Marshy.
Starting point is 00:01:50 We gotta. I gotta root for Marshy. I know this everyone's like, oh, McJesus needs one, this, that, oh. Nah, dog. I'm going with a little nose face killer, little pest dog. All day that little ball at eight.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Let's go. That little dude that I used to dap up on the side of the Celtics games, you know, Hey, what's up? What's up, dog? Let's get into the show. All right, let's get into the show. Welcome to Dudes on Dudes.
Starting point is 00:02:12 I'm Julian Edelman and I'm Rob Gronkowski. And this is the show where your favorite dudes get to talk about their favorite dudes. It's Stanley Cup Playoff time. So we're talking about two of our favorite NHL dudes, Tyler Sagan and Brad Marshawn What are we gonna talk about with them? How weird it is to see Marshawn in a Panthers jersey the Panthers might go out win this thing He might help him repeat this year Tyler Sagan and some of the stories from our old Boston days
Starting point is 00:02:37 We were having too much fun. I think coach Belichick had him traded because he was influenced us And what if we played hockey? You have to be playing since you were a kid because it takes that much skill to be able to compete at that height of a level. And then we wrap it up with dude ranking of all the major trophies on this week's Chillest Dude of the Week presented by Coors Light. It's a good one You don't want to miss it. Let's go. Dudes on Dudes is a production of iHeartRadio. NBA, NHL season right now.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Popping right now, brother. This is like the prime time for those sports. It really is. Throughout the regular season, I really don't watch the NBA. I really don't watch the NHL. I played hockey growing up. I love hockey. Crazy slap shot.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I played basketball growing up. Yeah, I had actually, one time I scored 11 goals in one game and it was because of my wrist shot. I could like, I was the only one that was able to, at that age, it was like 10 years old, I was the only one able to lift the puck up. So I just lifted it up and the goalie couldn't stop it because he's never seen it before.
Starting point is 00:03:49 So I had like 11 goals in one game before. We were down 10-1 and we ended up tying 12 to 12 and then we lost 13 to 12. It was a house hockey league in Buffalo. So saying you scored 11 goals is like anyone from Buffalo that was legit. If they played in the I'm the only one that was good, that good and actually played house hockey because my parents were like, no, it costs too much money. There's too many kids in our family. Yeah, we can't afford you to play hockey. How easy is spent?
Starting point is 00:04:16 You're playing house and you're only getting getting driven five miles down the road and you're only playing at that ice rink because we can't afford and we can't get you to the other arena. So I was playing house hockey, which I love so much. I got a couple of Super Sunday victories as well. But the NHL in the NBA, when it hits playoff time, I become the biggest fan. It just ramps up to a whole nother level.
Starting point is 00:04:41 They play so much harder. It's kind of like regular season football, but just for the playoffs in the NBA and the NHL. And I understand why they can't play that hard throughout the regular season. They got 82 games. A lot. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:04:56 For what? Hockey, 82 games for hockey. How many for NBA? 82 as well. It's 82 for both. I mean, that's crazy. Think about NHL and NBA. They both start with both. I mean, that's crazy. Think about NHL and NBA. They both start with N.
Starting point is 00:05:07 They both are basically the same start time. They both end with the regular season at the basically the same time. Playoffs all line at the same time. And the Stanley Cup and NBA championship finals are basically at the same time as well. So, and they both just cruise in regular season and they both ramp it up at playoff time. So they're very similar, but totally different games.
Starting point is 00:05:36 My favorite similarity that you just came up with on that was that they both start with N. Thanks, Jules. That was. NHL and BA. I mean, fuck. I'm a genius. I didn't think about it. I'm a genius. Like the last episode we did, I think lastly, Rob likes to kiss.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Keep it simple. Yes. You know, it's just keeping it fucking simple. Yeah, I agree with you. When the playoffs come for these two sports and I put baseball on that because they have such long seasons, it's super hard to stay mentally invested all year long because if you miss one game, it doesn't matter. They got like three more coming right right next day, you know.
Starting point is 00:06:18 And also, you don't see this very much in football because you can't the only difference is in football. When you go half speed, you get hurt. That's why football is always balls to the walls. I mean, there's a little like, there's probably 10%, 15% difference from. Regular season to postseason. But when you look at these sports, I mean, the competitive stamina that you have to have to be a professional basketball player or professional hockey
Starting point is 00:06:48 guy like these hockey guys, I've gone out with them before games. They'll drink like 16 pints of beer and then they get up like five hours early before the game, go hit the ice and like nothing ever happened. There's something in the fucking Canadian or hockey play and build different. They have there's something in the fucking Canadian or hockey play and build different. They are built so different. And then basketball dudes like.
Starting point is 00:07:11 This basketball in the playoffs is the funnest basketball to watch because of the physicality. I feel like the refs have swallowed the whistle a little. And it's been really fun to watch. And it looks I mean, SGA just won MVP. It's the first time like this is a guy with that, that mid range. It's, it's kind of looking like, you know,
Starting point is 00:07:30 15 to 20 year basketball ish, ish. I don't want the basketball heads to get all mad. I want KG. KG might see this and fucking yell at me or beat me up. So he's going out. He's going out. Everyone that has a hot take about the NBA. KG might beat me up after this.
Starting point is 00:07:43 I hope he does. I hope he does. I'm your security. I'll protect you. Paul, it's a joke. This is a joke. You two over there. I see you guys. I'm watching your fucking show. I love it. I love I love it. So great. It is. And Gartenhead is I love them.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Paul P together. They have a great that show is awesome. But getting back into basketball and hockey, SGA just won MVP. Now, how many consecutive international guys is this? My favorite player has been winning like the last three out of the four. He just lost, he took second place.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Nicole Jokic. This is the seventh year in a row that an international player came into this country and was voted the most valuable player. Now, what do you think Naismith's saying there in Up in Heaven? What do you think Naismith's saying? The guy who invented this fucking place,
Starting point is 00:08:35 he's probably buried in Springfield, Mass where the Hall of Fame is. Right down the goddamn road, let's just take an hour trip, go see it. I don't know, it's crazy to me. Where's our Americans? We need you, trip. Go see it. I don't know. It's crazy to me. Where's our Americans? We need you. And we need you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:49 This is bigger than you. It's not like you can't, we need you. All the kids in the schoolyards Jason Tatum. We need you. That's my basketball player, man. But he may also be saying, Hey, look how much my game has grown. That's, you know, man. But he may also be saying, hey, look how much my game has grown. You know, it's just not in America anymore.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Look at it. It's European. We got Australia players coming over. We got players from China coming over. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, that's who I was getting to. Love them. Guy was so massive that he just had to retire because his body just couldn't handle how massive he was. So massive. Yeah. Nine. Yeah. Seven nine six nine seven like four.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I know. Six nine is always in your mind. Jules, that's like my height. He's like seven, nine, seven, ten, seven. Yeah, he made Shaq look tiny. Yeah, I know. But the game has just grown internationally so big. And that's why these players are getting, you know, broke off. You know, I mean, as she is about to be paid
Starting point is 00:09:47 seventy two million dollars a year after winning MVP. And if he signs the Max deal with Oklahoma City, I mean, seventy two million dollars a year. The game has grown. And also maybe this is why international players may be winning it because they got a different style of play that they bring over to America, bring to the NBA. And we really Americans don't know how to defend it like the Euro step, you know, that's kind of changed. I feel like maybe that maybe I don't know. The European guys are playing more physical basketball now because everyone
Starting point is 00:10:18 in the three, everyone in America is shooting the three now at the AAUs and shit. They don't play real basketball when, when, you know, when Jokic and fucking Luca were playing pro basketball 15, they were playing organized team basketball, and now they're even more physical a little bit. You know what this makes me think of? What's that? 2025 Olympics is this is what going to happen to the National Football League when our fucking top 10 flag football players from the NFL go out and fucking dominate the world.
Starting point is 00:10:48 We're going to start getting Chinese people, Japanese people, more German people. We got a few Germans in there. You start getting more international people involved in football because we're naturally going to draw eyes. Everyone loves flag football. Yes, it's the fastest growing sport for females females and it's a huge growing sport worldwide. Once they see how dominant America is with guys that don't even play the sport,
Starting point is 00:11:12 it's gonna draw their eyes to the National Football League. And maybe, and maybe we'll get an MVP from a different country. Yeah, but not, it's gonna take at least a decade because it's gonna put them on the high alert, like, oh, these motherfucking Americans, they're whooping our ass. It's from any other country in this world besides America.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Every country combined, these motherfucking American, this guy, not even a real quarterback in the NFL. And he's whooping our ass. He's throwing five touchdowns on our, against our Olympic flag football team. They absolutely dominated. And then they're going to be like, oh shit. Like, how about we start having camps, football camps and Germany? How about Australia? Put some football camps on the Chinese. They're going to have, instead of sending their guys to military, they're going to be sending them to flag football camps just so they can compete with us Americans, you know, at the Olympics,
Starting point is 00:11:59 you know, because two thousand twenty eight, we're going to dominate. We're going to dominate the Olympics. We have flag football. One hundred million percent. I got another person out there in this world that can guard Tyreek Hill, that can guard Justin Jefferson. That's outside of the NFL or nobody. Nobody. Patrick Sir, Dan. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:20 What? Now, I don't know the rules. So everyone's been saying this. The rules, it's five on five, 70 yards by 25 yard field. Two, all right, two 20 minute half. But I don't understand like the physicality aspect because you might, we might get a lot of penalties because I don't know if you can hand check at the line of scrimmage like these guys,
Starting point is 00:12:40 you know what I mean? What can you do? We got to learn the rules before we start talking hell of a shit about this. There should at least be a lot of, lot of allowed somewhat of contact at the line of scrimmage, cause that's all about the game of football to get open. You gotta have a release. If there's no such thing as, you know,
Starting point is 00:12:54 a release at the line of scrimmage, it takes away from the game of football. You know, if you can't be physical as a defensive back right at the beginning. So there has to be some physicality allowed, probably within a yard or two of the line of scrimmage. But after that, then yeah, you probably can't have too much physicality, but I love the, you know, the game of flag football, being able to grab the flag. Absolute dominates two hand touch because it's a skill to grab the flag as
Starting point is 00:13:18 well. And you can juke, you can show your quickness as well. Yeah. No, you can't flag guard cause that's cheating. Like it's, it's really easy to protect your flag. But, uh, as a runner in space, this is where you would elevate jewels. You would absolutely dominated in your prime. Would you have played in your prime? I mean, I'm not even in my prime and I want to play. I feel like I would be used in the red zone.
Starting point is 00:13:39 This is where like my red zone skills would come the easy button to This is where like my red zone skills would come. The easy button would just come out because whoever is guarding me from another country, I'm huge in whatever country I go to. I don't even need to be able to run. I can run half speed and whoever is a quarterback, if it's apparently Tom, like I saw an article the other day, Tom Brady is coming back at 50 years old because he's going to be
Starting point is 00:14:07 50 when the Olympics start. If it's Tom as a quarterback, which I can see him playing quarterback, there's a rusher. You got to be able to move. There's a rusher. Yes. Oh yeah. He can't move.
Starting point is 00:14:15 He's out. Just kidding. He can maybe juke and jag a little bit. He did it out quick, but I don't know the rules. He can just toss it up and I don't even have to jump. I'll just be that much bigger than the defender guiding me and I'll just grab the ball for a touchdown. So I could be used within the 10 yard lines, but the guys that are receivers out there right now, they're the ones that are going to be used in the field and just be going deep and doing all the
Starting point is 00:14:39 incuts and all that good stuff. That's not me anymore. We could get a similar output. I mean, all these basketball guys, to bring it back to the international MVPs, this is all coming a few decades after the Dream Team and how the impact of making the Dream Team for the NBA with Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Chuck Barkley, all the greats, you know what I mean? When they went and traveled, I don't even think they called a timeout,
Starting point is 00:15:04 their dominance, their pure dominance was so crazy that probably some little Giannis or something, those kids, their parents saw these guys like, damn, we gotta get these guys in this sport, you know? So hopefully flag football does the same to American football for the international to grow our game internationally. I think it's fucking, it's awesome.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I mean, I'm excited. I'm the most excited I've been for the Libyan excited. And our game is most excited. I've been for the living in years and our game is growing at a tremendous rate overseas. It is overseas. Love our game. If I, you know, sometimes take a little vacation, it's not like I can walk around and, and everyone knows me like in America, but like they're every once in a while, like one out of 15 dudes come up to me and they're like, they speak in their different language and they, oh my God, Grunk football and I'm like wow you're the first guy man I love to take
Starting point is 00:15:47 a picture with someone international so our game is growing at a great rate you know all the way from Brazil to Europe and London even to Australia there's going to be a game there next year not this year coming up but the year after and I was just in Australia and I can walk around totally easy but there are fans out there that recognize me and they love the sport. And they say, oh my gosh, all my friends are starting to know the game of football. We all love it. I try to introduce them to it and they love it once I do. So the game is growing at a high rate, but having the Olympics and flag football, it's going to grow even at a faster rate.
Starting point is 00:16:21 It's crazy Mexico, Mexico. Like any if I'm in another country, it could be in Europe. Someone from Mexico will come up to me every time. It'll be like a redheaded Mexican dude. Hey, are you Julian Omen? We're in freaking Spain? Where are we at right now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:39 We were in like Germany or something. Every time, it's crazy. I was in like, where was I? Israel, here, freaking Amsterdam, a Mexico city person, always traveling is always finding me out there or Germans. Germans love football or Mexico. They do. Well, we play a little bit. Well, we played in Mexico like 10 years ago in Mexico city.
Starting point is 00:16:59 So it started expanding the game in Mexico that well, what's cool is actually I have a Tostitos commercial in Mexico that I never even seen before. Like, that's the coolest thing about I would say about all out of all of my commercials I have is I have a Mexican Tostitos commercial where I speak Spanish the whole entire commercial. And who also in it is the uh, the Diane girl, the, uh, MVP seven on seven flag football superstar Diana. She's in the commercial as well.
Starting point is 00:17:31 So shout out. Yeah. Shout out to Diana. Shout out to those Ditos. Shout out to Mexico for just letting me be a part of your culture and shooting a commercial in Mexico. Let's go over some of the new rules, the rules that were at the league meetings that were talked about.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Tush push, still in effect? Well, I'm glad it's still in effect. Me too. I was actually just in Orlando at a convention and I was hired by a Brazilian company, Mignal. And it was all Brazilian people and they would love football. They did too. There was literally, there was Colombians that part of the commercial, there was a couple Americans and it's a technology company.
Starting point is 00:18:08 They do all the technology behind AI. They all knew football to the T and Jet just shows how much it's expanding and they go, what do you think about the tush push? I said, if the tush push got banned, Brazil will go bankrupt. You get it? I had them all laughing.
Starting point is 00:18:27 The tush pushes in Brazil. We need that tush push to survive, Jules. We need that tush push to always be there in Brazil. And the way I said it, it was good. It was good. You didn't get it. I did because they got a lot of tush out there in Brazil. Exactly, exactly.
Starting point is 00:18:44 It's a great country. Yeah. But then I told them what, and then I explained really why I was like, okay, the game of football is, Hey, there's rules, there's illegal, you know, formations. And if you're doing it right, and if it's a legal formation and it's your best 11 guys versus their best 11, the goal is to come up with a situation, a formation, to move the ball forward and gain yards. And it's your best 11 versus their best 11.
Starting point is 00:19:14 And the tush push is totally legal and that's what you're supposed to do. It's kind of like Jim Kelly with the two minute offense when he created that in Buffalo and no one could stop it and everyone was flipping out. Muddle, huddle. in Buffalo and no one could stop it. And everyone was flipping out muddle, huddle. Yeah. And no one can stop it. While eventually someone's going to be able to stop it. The defenses are going to adjust. The defenses are going to be able to figure it out and practice it.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Well, that's the same thing with the tush push, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They figured it out. They stopped the tush push on their, uh, when it was, uh, what? On the, And the Philadelphia Eagles were going in on the two yard line and they stopped it while teams are eventually going to stop it. You don't have to ban it.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Teams are going to figure it out. Like I said, just like they figured out the two minute drill with Jim Kelly and it's the best 11 versus their best 11. So I don't believe it should have ever been banned. And I'm glad it wasn't you know definitely not now wait
Starting point is 00:20:07 So Eagles Ravens Patriots Browns Lions Jags Dolphins Saints Jets Titans all voted against banning it They said no voted for we want to yeah, and you needed 24 votes I believe in order to ban it and there's only 22 votes to ban it and those are the teams that didn't ban it So that's why the tush push is still alive and we're gonna still see it and brazil is still gonna be booming their economy booming yeah um if you want to stop the tush push just don't let the team get in third and one yeah there you go just win first and second down and then all right like we're changing strategy of game because we can't stop something. I'm telling you right now
Starting point is 00:20:45 There's there's 32 fat dudes that I've been studying like all the defensive coordinators And I'm sure there's probably a couple cute ones now and hot ones, but my defensive coordinator my head is a fat guy They're studying right now what they have to do for the last five months if they're on that schedule on how to stop that I guarantee it just like the wildcat was a trend now right now what they have to do for the last five months if they're on that schedule and how to stop that. I guarantee you, just like the Wildcat was a trend. Now this has been going for a couple years, but there is a way to stop it. And you can't just vote something
Starting point is 00:21:13 without one team can do good and not everyone else can do. And there's another good point. There is the Wildcat. Everyone was figuring out how to stop that. It's like the two minute drill with Jim Kelly. Everyone was figuring out how to stop that. While they're gonna eventually figure out how to stop the tush push. And then it won't even be a thing anymore.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Well, it'll, it'll be a QB sneak. I mean, they didn't stop Tom Brady from doing QB sneaks. And I think he has the most QB sneaks in the history of the game or something. That guy was a QB sneaker. He sure was. I mean, he has like over a thousand yards rushing. I think they were all off QB sneaking. Let's get into something that's actually really relevant and really important.
Starting point is 00:21:48 A new award alert. Oh, awards. I love awards. You got a lot of them. The NFL introduces the Protector of the Year Award given to the league's best offensive lineman. A panel of former offensive lineman greats will name the winner.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Whitworth said, it's time the men who lead, protect, and never ask for credit are recognized as a backbone of this game. I agree a million percent. This is fucking crazy that they ain't got a, can we just come up, we gotta get a better name. I mean, protector of the year? this is this is fucking crazy that they ain't got a. But can we just come up? We got to get a better name. I mean, protector of the year. What's a better name than that?
Starting point is 00:22:28 I mean, the name later award, the name describes a perfect. Well, that would be the only way that would be a better award is if you named one of the best protectors or the best time as the award. The Scarnecchio award. Hog of the year. Hog of the year. Hog of the year. Cause Lyman are hogs. They're huge. They're massive. They're grizzly bears. They protect you.
Starting point is 00:22:54 I like that one. Or it could have been just like Lyman of the year. That sounds good. Yeah. People are like, what, like what, what's getting protected? Like people don't use the word protecting with the knowledge and terms of football. You never really hear, oh, that guy was protected. You gotta protect the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Yeah, you hear it once in a while like that, but he's blocking for his quarterback is the more typical term. Yeah, I think. Blocker of the year? Blocker. Lyman of the year. Hey, get in the comments section, let us know. Let's cut. We need to get in.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We need we need a better name. We're going to campaign for it. I mean, when's this award getting presented, though? When's the first one is going to be at the 2025 NFL honors? 2026 NFL honors actually. Yeah, actually, is that the year of the first award? You know, I can't wait to see what is it? I can't wait to see the big ol Lyman in a fucking suit
Starting point is 00:23:44 picking up the award. big old lineman suits. It's just, it's you see him maybe have a car heart jacket on or something. Maybe some fucking boots. Is there over under that the guy who takes this award, I think 50% chance that he's wearing cowboy boots or some kind of take take around 50 percent. I'm 50. Yeah. Just a lineman just built in the fields of just of a country man.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yeah. Billing staff. Hey, just super country stuff. It's just super, super country strong. Yeah. Those are the best linemen. They are just country strong. And Whitworth is completely right. It's about time. We we we recognize the guys that don't want to be recognized It's kind of like nah, fuck that you don't want to be recognized. We're recognizing you You know, it's gonna be awesome. I can't wait to see that's gonna be a fun award. Let's get into let's get into our guys
Starting point is 00:24:42 Who do we got this week? Some hockey dudes, man. We're switching it up a little bit. You know, we've been on football for a while, but NHL playoffs. I played hockey growing up. Let's get into that NHL world, man. We're big Boston Bruins fans while we played here with the New England Patriots. And actually, not going to lie, my favorite team, my number one team that's ahead of everyone, just never really talk about it
Starting point is 00:25:07 because they haven't made the playoffs in over a decade. I am a Buffalo Sabres fan. I mean, I grew up in Buffalo. The Bills were cool. I was a little bit of Bill's fan growing up, but I was a major Buffalo Sabres fan who's your favorite player. Oh, I'm going to go with Dominic Hasic. Dominic Goli, one of the greatest gold tenders of all time.
Starting point is 00:25:27 He was from Czech Republic. Just phenomenal. Do you ever meet? No, my favorite part about him was just his mask. He just didn't wear that typical goalie helmet. He wore like an actual player helmet, like a face mask. I mean, the guy was just an absolute beast in the net, more flexible than you can be
Starting point is 00:25:46 possibly flexible, more block or glove saves than ever. He led the Buffalo Sabres as a whole when I was a kid. We'll be right back after this quick break. Let's get on to our first hockey dude. Let's see who we got. My favorite guy was Gordon Gordon Bombay. Gordon Bombay was the Mighty Ducks. Yeah, but he was minors. Oh, he did. He played minorly hockey.
Starting point is 00:26:13 All right, let's go. Let's get down to our first guy standing at five feet, nine inches and weighing 176 pounds. This left winger was selected 71st overall in the 2006 NHL draft known for his fierce competitiveness and Score in touch. He's a Stanley Cup champion and a multi-time all-star handling from Hammonds Plains, Nova, Scotia Nova, Scotia honed his skills in the queue since his NHL debut in 2009 He has earned a reputation of being a gritty, hard-nosed, and often hated agitator on the ice. Even earning himself the nickname,
Starting point is 00:26:50 The Little Ball of Hate. The Little Ball of Hate. This kind of reminds me of another guy I know. Now, in his 17th NHL season. 17. He is currently on the quest for another Stanley Cup. Let's get on Brad Marsha. Ooh, Merche.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Jules, what's the first thing you think of when you think of Brad Marsha? Bloody fucking face. Okay. Nose face killer. There we go. Now we talk. The first thing that comes like I just remember he got jacked
Starting point is 00:27:22 up in the face once. I forgot it was an important game, too. And he was just a fucking savage out there. He's always been I don't think he's five, nine. He's got to be probably five, eight, five, seven, two. He's like a smaller dude. I don't know. Maybe he could be five, nine. But just a fucking competitor,
Starting point is 00:27:42 someone that is always overachieved. Just a guy like I love his story. He was kind of he came in, became a captain and so fucking we watched a lot of them because they were fucking balling out during our career here. So we went to his games and shit and watch this guy. And he had an energy about him more like he was like the smallest guy in the ice, but he didn't play like the smallest guy. And he played like the biggest guy in the ice, but he didn't play like the smallest guy. And he played like the biggest guy in the ice. Sure. It does.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Wasn't afraid of anything. Would fuck with anyone. No fear. Zero fear. And he made big plays when his team needed it. Like, that's what you always remember about Merchey, little nose face killer. Like he made he just makes these like what the fuck? Where did that come from? Oh shit. And he he was always really he must have watched a lot of Mighty Ducks too as a kid
Starting point is 00:28:28 because his breakaways, I see him do all this crazy. Like he did the fake thing always. And then he taps it this way and then hits him like he was really good at the triple deek. There he is. No space killer. Mm hmm. You got to we got to either guys. Where is Nova Scotia is in Canada?
Starting point is 00:28:42 It's Canada. You got to get salmon. Mm hmm. Salmon. Yeah, I always always see Nova Scotia is in Canada. It's Canada. They got good salmon. Salmon. Yeah. I always, I always see Nova Scotia. Why would you say that? Cause they always say Nova Scotia, fresh salmon. I mean, I feel like you can't even, you know, get salmon there.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Cause all the water is just covered with ice. No, but that's the most fresh ice. That's the most fresh place to get it. Okay. They go under that ice and it's just fucking beautiful. Just freezing water. Frozen salmon. Well, is that why it's so good? It probably stays fresher. Okay. They go under that ice and it's just fucking beautiful. Just freezing water. Frozen salmon. Well, is that why it's so good? It probably stays fresher. Yeah. So when you get it there, it's so cold, the water's so cold. Well, by the time they send it here,
Starting point is 00:29:14 I mean, it's, it's still friendly. It's thawed and then you just eat it and it's delicious. Delicious. What's the first thing you think of when you talk about Brad Marshawn? You know, just one of the Boston Bruins, all-time greats. I mean, he really is. And just a story behind, you know, the backbone of his career is that I remember hearing, I mean, I think he got called up. When did he get called up into the NHL? I know he was drafted in 2009, but there was always a guy that they were talking about, hey, the Boston Bruins, they got this unbelievable player in the farm leagues.
Starting point is 00:29:46 His name is Brad Marshawn, and they just haven't called him up yet. They're waiting for the right opportunity. I think I was a rookie or so because we're big, big hockey fan, obviously. Like I was talking about Buffalo Sabres fans. So I was fully into who was on the Boston Bruins at the time. And everyone was talking about this guy when he was playing for the Providence Bruins. And then finally, he got called up and he showcased his skills right from the beginning. And everyone was talking about this guy when he was playing for the Providence brooms. And then finally he got called up
Starting point is 00:30:06 and he showcased his skills right from the beginning. He became a superstar just like that overnight when he got called up to the NHL. And whoever had that progression and thought in the mind of, let him keep playing in the minor leagues and we're gonna call him up at the right time. They did it the right way because he was super ready.
Starting point is 00:30:24 And right when he hit the ice, you know, with the big, you know, with the big, with the big dogs, he was ready to go. And at that time, he was probably such a young buck. You kind of want someone to develop a little bit more because he's players sometimes 18 years old. They get drafted. That can go right into the NHL. Imagine that being 18 years old and playing in the NFL. That I don't think that's really possible because you got to really grow into your body because with these guys, they have so much skill, so much skill that it doesn't matter if there's a grown man in front of you with
Starting point is 00:30:53 grown man strength, you can get around them and not even be touched by that grown man because you have that much skill. And that's what this guy possesses. He possesses skill. And on top of his skill, he has the mindset of being a big dog, like a pit bull out there on the ice, just messing with anyone else that's in his way and never backing down. And that's what a pit bull is.
Starting point is 00:31:17 And when you got a skillset like that, man, you're gonna be feared out there on the ice. People hated playing versus him. He's a guy that you want on your team, from what I hear and from what I see when I watch, he's always picking fights. He's always going after, you know, their star player or whoever it is on the other side of the ice. And he's great for the NHL to watch. But he's a guy that you want on your team.
Starting point is 00:31:38 1000% on his debut, six points in his first six games. Was that 2009 was his debut? You're right. What do you think of these hockey guys nicknames? His was like the nose. Phenomenal. I mean, why don't we have nicknames like that? The Gronk is even that cool of a name anymore.
Starting point is 00:31:55 The squirrel is up there, you know, but the nose face fucking killer. You kidding me? The Gronk is like, it's cool, but not the nose face killer. Oh, it's like Prince. You're like one name. Yeah. You're like a symbol. OK. You're just grunk. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Well, what about the great one? That's a great name. With Gretzky, the great one is another one.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Mr. Hockey, who's that? Gordie Howe, the super. Oh, I know. Super Mario. Mario. I mean, that just makes sense. Mario Lemieux, who didn't watch him growing up as a kid, if especially if you played hockey, Super Mario is so good, though, because of the game, the Nintendo game Mario at the time. Well, the best. Yeah, that's the best nickname, actually.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Super Mario. You kidding me? And then the hockey guys always add a Y to like their guy. Like, I remember being around and they like a murky, a murky, a saggy, a saggy, a dirty, a dirty, a a saggy, a saggy, a dirty, a dirty, a a luchi. A luchi. What would I be then? A grunky. I like that. Yeah, I like that. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I fucking love the hockey guys. I'd be juicy. Juicy. Hey, juicy. Juicy, I can tell you this. I've been in all locker rooms. I played basically every single sport growing up besides like soccer and like volleyball, but Great locker room we have we have in football, but I'm telling you the closest locker room out there in sports I feel like is the hockey locker room. They're all super Super close super tight with each other, you know, they're there with each other on a daily basis You shower with each other you take the towel you wrap it up you spank it with each other on a daily basis. You shower with each other. You take the towel, you wrap it up, you spank it across each other.
Starting point is 00:33:27 A lot of horseplay with those boys. You know, you cross swords in hockey while you're taking peas in the locker room. Like everyone's close. You rip on each other to you, praise each other. You give each other credit. But the hockey locker room is just another level of having that niche of being tight, you know, with your fellow teammates. 1000%.
Starting point is 00:33:47 And he's like the ultimate love the guy on your team, hate the guy if he's not on your team, like kind of like a Draymond Greenish. You know what I mean? If this guy's not on your team, you fucking hate him. He was so good at getting under his opponent's skin and just throwing him off their game. A pest, you're right.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I call it a pest. A rap. And they call it the game. I'll pass. You're right. I call it a pass rap. And they call it the pest like a pet like like Sean Avery was a pest. But he was he's a very skilled pest. He wasn't like he wasn't a slapdick. And I'm not saying Sean Avery was. But I'm not saying like a lot of times the slot like the pest is a guy that's not going to go out and fucking produce and get your points. This guy like he's a skilled pest that, you know, and it's so sad about his story.
Starting point is 00:34:28 You know, for me, at least I don't know how the hockey world works, but gets named captain. Then he gets fucking traded to the Panthers. Look, the Panthers might go out win this thing this year, which is going to be a cool for him. But like that whole thing, that was like some lawyer Malloy shit to me, you know, lawyer Malloy was a captain, got traded. That's crazy, huh?
Starting point is 00:34:46 It is crazy, but you got to look at the big picture now. I mean, absolute legend. He's going to be forever in Boston. They're going to, you know, put him in the Boston brooms hall of fame. He's probably going to retire as a broom, but the brooms weren't making the playoffs. All right.
Starting point is 00:35:01 That's the first thing I think he's going on a new contract. I love you as well. You know, the, the brooms sometimes you need to restart. And if you see a player that maybe he wanted to go to another program as well, because he saw what a brooms position are and he got traded to a team that needed his help right on the spot and he could possibly go win another championship. So it is sad, it does hurt. It does.
Starting point is 00:35:28 But he is in a good place right now. Great place. He's vying for another championship with the Florida Panthers. He might help them repeat this year. He did plenty enough for the city of Boston. This is just the business world of sports. And I understand it,
Starting point is 00:35:42 because I've seen a lot of crazy stuff in the football world, but you really don't see that crazy of stuff in the hockey road as you do in the football world with trade. So this one was just a little shocking because of that reason. Cause he was so loved. Yeah. So loved here big time, but it is a business pros pro sports are a business. Now who's, who's on a Mount Rushmore of sports pests. Okay. We'll throw Merche on there because five, nine. He's not afraid to cheap shot chirp and taught. Draymond Green is one.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Oh, Draymond Green by far. Draymond. I love, you know what? Yeah. Draymond talked all that shit this year about, but he, whenever his team needed them, he made a defensive play, bro. That dude's fucking good. He talks hellish shit.
Starting point is 00:36:24 He knows his role, but he backs it up. And he gets up under these dudes play, bro. That dude's fucking good. He talks hellish shit, knows his role, but he backs it up. And he gets up under these dudes skins, bro. He gets in guys minds like they hate playing them. They know that's part of his game. I think he's he's definitely he has he has juice. Richard Sherman's on there. Sure. Yeah, sure. For like two, three years, he was a three, four year.
Starting point is 00:36:43 In the year when he said you mad, bro, to Brady, like when he was on the Legion of Boom. That was his role He he was a really great football prime prime, but prime prime sure He did not care about fucking let you know what he was doing and or getting under your skin or talking shit We talked we literally I think I talked to him more than I talked to anyone that Super Bowl me and him We're talking every fucking play Every play he had a bad shoulder. I did we were every play me and him were talking every fucking play every play. He had a bad shoulder. I we were every play me and him. We're talking. How was the date? You guys talking that much? It was it was a how was your Super Bowl date? Richard
Starting point is 00:37:12 Sherman? It was a fucking good day. It was great because you dumped him in the end. Happy ending. Oh, man. Cortland Finnegan. He used to fight member that little the corner for he used to get in a fight with Andre Johnson right at the line of scrimmage. They fucking that was basically it was like a hockey fight. They just dropped their gloves right on the spot and just started going after it. Bill Lambeer. What about Ron?
Starting point is 00:37:35 Our test? We're on our test. We're on our test. Oh, John McEnroe. Oh, you got to throw a little tennis in there. Him versus the referees. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. You know, those individual sports,e, you gotta throw a little tennis in there. Him versus the referees. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. You know, those individual sports, that's being out there by yourself. Like you gotta, you gotta like create some juice and he created some juice. Heinz Ward.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Heinz was, he was pesty. Yeah, he was. He was really pesty. He was pesty. I put Dole in there. Dole was pesty. I was a little pesty. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Yeah. Oh yeah. You're definitely in there. I mean, you went to shut the hell up and practice sometimes against some of the guys You know on our defense. That was great though. We loved it. We love the pestiness That's you love to be on the guys, you know team that are Pesty you want them It brings juice out of everyone they they have more juice at all times than anyone else and I'm jealous of that I love having juice at all times so anyone else. And I'm jealous of that. I love having juice at all times. So much juice where you're just vying to get into a fight every single day.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Chung was Pesty. Yeah, Chung was. But there were some days he was a little non-nonsense. When he was compete, like because that was that in practice in games. Yeah. He was like if he was turning it on, because, you know, he turned on. When he turned it on. Super, super Pesty. And we can't forget about Brad Mishan suspensions. I mean, I think the guy lost one point four right around their million dollars
Starting point is 00:38:52 throughout his career in fines, suspensions, whatever it was. That just shows how pessimistic he was and didn't care. He let me missed eight games. He passed. He's the most suspended guy in the history of the game. I mean, he missed eight games. He passed, he's the most suspended guy in the history of the game. Eight suspensions, not eight games. So those are more games probably in there. I sorry, I sorry.
Starting point is 00:39:14 I lost 1.4, wow. Let's get on to what kind of dude Brad Marshawn is. Let's do it. Our first hockey guy, what kind of dude is our first hockey guy? Is he our first hockey guy? The nose face killer, no F given, just went out there, was himself. I met him one time with John Dooley. He invited us to be on the sidelines of the basketball game front row.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Nose face killer was there. I was there. Uh, he was cool, dude. I mean, that was really the only time I really got to meet him. He was a young buck. I was a young buck. Wasn't, you know, anything crazy. We just watched the game, so I went up, which was was really cool. But uh, what kind of dude is he? You know, he's definitely got some whiz to him because he's he's got a lot of savviness on that Uh, you could tell he's a dude's dude. He doesn't really have freaky
Starting point is 00:39:59 Uh tendencies, maybe the nose. Um, that's freakish uh Stud you would say he's a stud but his story Maybe the nose. It's freakish. Stud. You would say he's a stud, but his story leaves him to, I think only one ready? One, two, three dog. He's definitely a dog. I mean, he, to grind his way from where he was as a third
Starting point is 00:40:21 rounder, to becoming an instant contributor. Sensation. Instant. To becoming a captain and now playing his 17th year about to go potentially get another Stanley. Like, that's a fucking dog. He's a dog. He's like a pit bull, but like a mini pit bull.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Yeah. Yeah, but just ready to just be the aggressor at any time. Let's go. Next guy. Let's go. Standing guy. Let's go. Standing at six foot one and weighing 200 pounds, the skill center was selected second overall in the 2010 NHL draft.
Starting point is 00:40:52 He's a Stanley Cup champion, earned all-star honors, and consistently ranks among the league's top scorers. Raised in Ontario, he played for the Plymouth Wallers in the OHL. Throughout his NHL career, he has been recognized for his elite shooting ability, speed and playmaking, making him a consistent threat on the ice. He's also a tattoo lover,
Starting point is 00:41:15 getting his first tattoo at the age of 16. Let's get on, Tyler Sagan. Seggie! Oh, Jules, what's the first thing you think of when you hear the name Tyler Sagan? I'll go first with that one. I think of, I know the guy, like I know the guy from the very beginning when he was on the Boston brooms, absolute start right away, dominating on the ice, dominating off the ice. And then he got traded to the Dallas stars after two or three
Starting point is 00:41:41 years, has a Stanley cup from his rookie year. But I know the guy. That's what I think in my mind. I know that guy every time I hear his name. You know that guy? I know the guy. I hung out with the guy. I hung out with him. You know, Segi Segi was like the heartthrob of Boston when he was here. He literally like it was fucking crazy. We used to go out together.
Starting point is 00:42:04 All three of us, we go to like the local place. So there's a lot more. There's like 10 of us. Yeah. But like the core core. But like there is a lot of time star three. And this guy was like, I mean, look at him. He looks like fucking the kid from Rick Blankchak. Like when he's a little kid, he's a good looking kid. I mean, 19 years old, 16, 17 years.
Starting point is 00:42:27 He was young, rolling around in a fucking Maserati with like 35 mil in his bank account. He was just the heartthrob of fucking Boston when he was here. He was such a cool dude. Like I said, the Canadian dudes are all like genuinely just nice. Like, hey, man, how you doing? Like they're just nice dudes. And you know, got a huge stick.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Huge hockey stick. No, I'm talking about, you know, you got a good stick. Really? No, like Slapshot. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, guys in the NHL, clearly he's got a great Slapshot. He looks like Preston.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Yeah. Look at Preston in him. And he's got a bank account like this guy too. Way more than $1 million. Yeah. Well, shout out to also just had a kid, man. It's so crazy to watch his transformation, both him and March. You know, we saw him as a kid, and now he's a full grown man, like in his 16th, 17th year, 15th year, like with a kid and shit.
Starting point is 00:43:22 He literally looks like, like he could probably could have taken that girl down in blank check at that age. He seriously, he could have easily, you would go to the game and there'd be like little girls with like, I love you, Tyler. Like he was like the art throb of Boston. What about the one sign? I think it was when he played for the Dallas stars.
Starting point is 00:43:43 It was I, one of the most best signs in the history of signs. We sucked your hockey stick in high school. Do you remember us? Oh my, oh my gosh. I got his smile. That is that. Remember that's a sign. Definitely remembered him.
Starting point is 00:43:57 He does. He does. Okay. He, he, he just got energy. He's got that big energy. Yeah. Big stick energy. He's got big stick energy. Nah, he was a energy. Yeah. Big stick energy. He's got big stick energy
Starting point is 00:44:07 No, he was a chick. Yeah, you know, I'm so sick than as a day in a chara. I mean, I don't know I mean he's six nine that sticks got to be huge. I mean probably stick on the ice I don't know saying he's pretty big stick fast You're I mean the guy was like 19 years old, just running around the city of Boston. Like how much trouble would we have gotten in if we were playing like in the NFL at 19 years old, 19 and we're like, we're a star. And yeah, we are superstars already because in Boston, they love this hockey. They love the hockey.
Starting point is 00:44:41 And he was like the young gun that was the guy and they won the cup. We were at those games. We drink out of the cup. I already didn't drink out of the cup. Authority show me the cup. Shut out my guy. Thor. He's over in Tampa Bay.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Right? He's in Florida Panthers. He brought Merche over. GM. I think I made that. That was probably the relationship right there. Definitely. Yeah, they definitely talked before the trade. I mean, that was probably the relationship right there. Definitely. Yeah, they definitely talked before the trade.
Starting point is 00:45:06 And I mean, one million. Man, I was in Dallas. I mean, it's good to see someone, you know, there for a transformation of someone grown as well. It's great to finally see you growing up, Julian. It took you to like 35 years old, 36 or however old you are now. You might be in your 40s now. We don't know your age.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Like I asked you your age and you said, I don't know. So you're probably in forties. And that's what people say. But like, it's great to see sagging has a kid now. Uh, one of the best NHL players out there. They're vying for a Stanley cup. Another one. And you know, on the Dallas stars, I mean, paid down there.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Whoa. Whoa. I'm mature. When did you feel like you matured? Oh, like 22 years old. After, uh, uh, after partying with LMFAO, after partying with them, I felt like I made it. So then I matured. Yeah. Maybe more like 32, 32 years old. So how are the stars perceived in Dallas? Well, they love it out there. I got two brothers that live in Dallas? Do they love it out there? Yeah, I got two brothers that live in Dallas.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I can tell you this. I mean, it's the Dallas Cowboys in Dallas, 100%. I mean, here in New England, it's the Patriots, but it's also the Celtics, and it's also the Bruins. Like down there, it's the Cowboys, and Red Sox, and also the Reds. Down there, it's the Cowboys. And then it's like, yeah, you know, we're Dallas stars fans. I mean, they're hot.
Starting point is 00:46:29 They're vying for the championship. We're fans, but still all truly about the Cowboys at that time. Like here, Boston Bruins fans there. They're in the Stanley Cup finals. They're not talking Patriots at the Stanley Cup game. I mean, I feel like in Dallas, it's just how it is. It's just the atmosphere, just how it is down there in Dallas How about him coming back and getting a hat trick versus the Bruins his first time playing them that
Starting point is 00:46:53 That's like the ultimate that's like a huge fu to whoever traded in the organization They're probably still not even they're probably not there for trading them. Whoever trades saiga like a man like The guy would have been a superstar still, like even to the highest level, actually to the highest power, because he's in a market where hockey is truly loved by everyone. Yeah, you know, I mean, we would,
Starting point is 00:47:18 they had to get him out of here. He was having, we were having too much fun. Yeah, I think that is. I think Coach Belichick had him traded because he was having we were having too much fun. Yeah, I think I think I think Coach Belichick had him traded because he was influenced us. He we had so much fun with this. We did like they said, we got to get him out for all the sports. That's how but like it wasn't like it was a malicious or he just like to have a good time.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Yeah. Boy, did he. Big tattoo guy. I remember when he had zero tats. Remember he didn't have tattoos at the beginning. Now he's tat madat. Tat madat. That was pretty good. That was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:47:53 You're like rapping now, Jules. Maybe that's your next career. No. Tat madat, the Jules-y coming to you. Into a former city. Ooh. Revealed his nickname in Boston was Dumbo because of his years. He had large ears.
Starting point is 00:48:10 I never heard of that nickname when we were hanging. Maybe it was trunk too. What kind of guy is, what kind of dude is he? I already know. I already know what's in my mind. I mean, he could be freaky. I mean, well, first off, now that we're talking to NH guys, we're talking NBA guys a little bit before in order to make
Starting point is 00:48:28 it to the NHL into the NBA, it's totally different than the NFL. You have to be playing since you were a kid because it takes that much skill skill to be able to compete at that high of a level in the NBA. You got gotta have that much skill to be able to handle that ball in your hand, to be able to dribble it, pass it, shoot it. It takes so much skill. To be able to be in the NHL takes so much skill to be able to stick handle, to be able to pass, to be able to shoot, to be able to time up a one-timer,
Starting point is 00:48:58 to be able to wrist shot, to slap shot. In football, you can just be raw and you can develop what a football player takes. If you can run full speed at someone, it doesn't take a genius to be a football player then, or a skill set that have to be a football player. You can just go out there, put pads on, and go run full speed and knock a linebacker out and then you're a fullback. And that's why you see so many players that come from the basketball world that are able to start playing football in just college or in the NFL like Antonio Gates, you got
Starting point is 00:49:34 Jimmy Gramps and you got a lot of other players as well that rarely played football and then make it to the NFL. But in the hockey world, you can't start playing hockey when you're just in high school or college only because it takes so much damn skill. These guys have so much freaking skill. It's wild. I'm talking hand eye coordination through the roof
Starting point is 00:49:56 in the NHL and NBA. And that's why you see these players. You got to start at a young age. You got to start at three, four years old to build that type of skill. So it's developed by the time you get to the NHL. Well, you know, looking at the pictures of Tyler
Starting point is 00:50:09 when he was three, four years old, the guy looked like Preston from Blink Check. So he's clearly been a well-rounded man, kid, hockey player since the very freaking beginning. You know, he's got some dog in him. He's got some dog in him, but that's not the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Seguin. He's got some dog in him But that's not the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Sagan. He's definitely a dudes dude
Starting point is 00:50:27 Mm-hmm, but he's not a dudes dude when you see him on the ice. I think it's he's whiz. Yeah, he's a whiz He's got a freaky thing But I think it's really one it is really one on three one two three start Yeah, he's a stud. You know, this guy, he came in at 17, 18 and lived up to the hype. Like he was the top whatever he was second draft pick overall. This he was a heartthrob still playing. He's got longevity.
Starting point is 00:50:58 And when you watch Tyler on the field or on the ice, he was like the fastest. Like he just he was fast, explosive, made plays. He was a stud. Well, rounded stud off the west on the ice. He was like the fastest. Like he just he was fast, explosive, made plays. He was a stud. Well, rounded stud off the ice. Well, stud driving the Maserati. Yeah, the stud will be right back after this quick break. Let's get into the chillest dude of the week brought to you by our favorite beer. Coors like it Coors like delivered straight to your door. Visit Coors light delivered straight to your door visit Coors light.com
Starting point is 00:51:25 slash dudes and an honor of the Stanley Cup and the Larry O'Brien trophy Being handed out soon. We're going to dude rank the major trophies drink. Mm-hmm Cheers to dude ranking the trophy always celebrate responsibly. All right. Well, let's start the Larry O'Brien trophy is the NBA championship trophy. It travels in a special Louis Vuitton case, of course, because NBA players, they love their designer, you know, gear. They love their designer outfits. They love their designer shoes and the Larry O'Brien trophy needs to be, needs to be in a designer case. So there's no doubt about it. And it was made by Tiffany and co.
Starting point is 00:52:07 It's 25.5 inches and 30 pounds. I can do my curls with the Larry O'Brien trophy because I curl about 30 pounds. So yeah, I'm weak now, Jules, I know. No, you're not. I know, you don't even try. I would do about a hundred reps. It's built in Cranston, Rhode Island. Oh, it was made by Tiffany and co. I mean, it're not. I know you don't even try. I would do about a hundred reps. It's built in Cranston, Rhode Island.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Oh, it was made by Tiffany and co. I mean, it's beautiful. It's got the ball going into the net. It is pretty heavy. I've held it before. It came to the net house before. What kind of dude is Larry O'Brien? Yeah. What kind of dude is the Larry O'Brien trophy?
Starting point is 00:52:43 I mean, it's not the smoothest looking trophy. It's kind of got some speed bumps to it, you know? It's not like all one that like, you know what I mean? Like it starts with a bomb and like, it's just all one together. Like, you know, you know what I'm trying to say? I think it's studly trophy. It's pretty, you know, like, hey, because it's like a ball is going in. Right. That's what you have know, like, hey, the ball's going in the net.
Starting point is 00:53:06 That's what you have to do in the sport to win. And like I was just talking about, it actually plays into the favor of being a stud. Cause like I said, it's not like a normal trophy where like a trophy's like, it's base and the midsection are all one. Like this has curves to it. Like the basketball's, yeah,
Starting point is 00:53:22 the basketball is being held by like a little, like what would you call that? I think it's floating on air and it just fucking does it. That's what it looks like, so it's getting held by the midsection. That's a stud. It's curvy. Yeah, it's studly.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Let's go to the World Cup. What kind of dude is the World Cup? Oh, 18 karat gold. 18 karat gold, 14.5 inches tall, smallest of the major trophies, estimated worth 20 fucking million dollars. Holy shit features two players holding it up, winning teams, names inscribed on bottom.
Starting point is 00:53:58 So it's 20 million dollars worth of gold or is it 20 million dollars worth of value with sterling silver is the Larry O'Brien. The World Cup is just straight 18 Carrots of gold like that's what you kind of expect from international soccer guys They love that like flashy shit and hella, you know, they got the haircuts They got the I mean my favorite part about the World Cup is that the World Cup parties and Buenos Aires about the world cup is that the world cup parties and Buenos Arrows, Aries, Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Starting point is 00:54:25 And I never been that part of the world. What is that? South America? Yeah, it's Argentina. I never been, I've never been in South America. I want to go to Brazil. I want to go to, I want to go to Argentina. I'm jealous of the world cup. It's a party and Buenos Aires gets a hangout gets lifted up by two hands.
Starting point is 00:54:44 So it's supported. Well, it's it'll never get Broken or dented like the lombardi trophy because of some guy that I know threw a knuckleball to some other idiot who? Decided to bunt that knuckleball. He's a freak if it's for 20 million. It's a freak That is that is freaky 20 million dollars worth just a trophy. She that's freaky. That's freaky. $20 million dollars. Just a trophy. She that's freaky. That's freaky $20 million. All right. What's the next trophy? All right, we're going with the World Series trophy aka the Commissioners trophy also made by Tiffany and Cranston, Rhode Island and it has 30 flags to represent each team So what kind of dude is the World Series trophy? This is one trophy
Starting point is 00:55:24 I'd never like seen actually I have when I've been to a Boston Red Sox game, I've seen the trophies in the case. I never actually felt this trophy. It feels like it's not that stable because of the 30 flags. Like good thing I didn't bunt freaking with this trophy. Cause I feel like the flags were just freaking just gotten rocked and falling off It just feels like those flags could be sharp. Mm-hmm like that that that's like a child hazard So that it's giving me dog vibes because
Starting point is 00:55:56 like It like if you were to drop that and it would hit your leg It could like slice a leg with one of those. Okay, it's a great point. You know what I mean? It's those are those look sharp to me. Yeah, that's great analogy right there, Jules. And then we'll go to the last. All right, we'll do that.
Starting point is 00:56:13 It's a dog. Yeah, it's a dog. The world series trophies are dog. Oh, Massa, we're gonna bite your leg off. It'll it'll it'll rip you up. Yeah. And then the last the Lombardi, what kind of dude is Lombardi trophy made by Tiffany and co in Cranston, Rhode Island, it'll rip you up. And then the last, the Lombardi, what kind of dude is the Lombardi Trophin
Starting point is 00:56:25 made by Tiffany and Co. in Cranston, Rhode Island, 22 inches tall, sterling silver, first awarded in Super Bowl I. And it features a beautiful football on top of a silver thing. It's a good way to put it. And I can tell you this, it's not a great baseball bat. Actually, it's a wonderful baseball bat.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Cause I'm bad. It looks like a torpedo bat. I'm batting a thousand. And things like the torpedo, you just put the big sweet spot in one area. It's a torpedo bat. Well, kind of, I think it's just classy. I think it's just.
Starting point is 00:57:00 It's shiny. Shiny. I think it's just, it's stud. I think, what do you think? Stud? Or is it? It's not. Shiny. I think it's just, it's studdy. I think, what do you think? Stud? Or is it? It's not a whiz. It's a dude's dude because everyone can kiss it
Starting point is 00:57:10 and you can get everyone's fingerprints on it. I just. I was thinking dude's dude because the trophy allowed us to play baseball with it. And you gotta be a dude's dude to be able to switch sports like that and not complain. And the trophy didn't complain one single bit when I was at bat. So it is a dude's dude to be able to switch sports like that and not complain. And the trophy didn't complain one single bit when I was at bat. So it is a dude's dude.
Starting point is 00:57:29 It's very studly because it's switched sports as well and got a base hit, you know, with that. But I like the dude's dude. It is. It's a dude's dude. And then the last, but not the least. Well, well, well, I mean, I'm already going to tell you this. The Stanley Cup is a dude's dude's by far. So should we switch up the Lombardi Trophy?
Starting point is 00:57:49 Because the Stanley Cup, everyone drinks out of it. It's handed all over the place. Everyone gets a night out with the Stanley Cup. Ran through the Lombardi though. It almost went in the water. Yeah, so okay. You vented. We can stick with it then.
Starting point is 00:58:01 We can stick with it. It's a dude's dude. You can have two trophies as dude's dudes. You can drink with it then. We can stick with it. It's a dude's dude. You can have two trophies as dude's dudes. You can drink out of it. It's 35.25 inches tall, 34 pounds, 34 and a half pounds. I mean, what's really cool about it is- Yeah, you get to bring it everywhere. Yeah, you get to bring it everywhere.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Every guy gets it for one day. Laws of party has lots of rules and superstitions, and it has its own keeper at all times. Yeah. That's that's like, it has its own policeman. It's on guard. It's a dude's dude. It's a dude's dude. Everyone gets a hang out with it.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Everyone gets a drink out of it. You can eat a meal out of it if you want to. He's a dude's dude for sure. Super dudes, dude. Well, that's the chillest dude of the week. Thanks to our favorite beer Coors light. Get Coors delivered straight to your door. Visit Coors light.com slash dudes and celebrate responsibly. Ooh, the mountain blues.
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