Garza Podcast - 133 - Getting a Deathcore Six-Pack, Throwing Up on Ferries & Goals for the Year

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

Garza & Ernie talk their weight loss challenge, steroids, Netflix movies in theaters & much more! SPONSORS: https://distrokid.com/vip/garza 30% OFF! https://emgpickups.com USE CODE: HEAVY AT CHECKOUT FOR 15% OFF! CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intermittent Fasting 02:38 - 28 Day Weight Loss Challenge 10:00 - Garza Gained Weight Since Ernie Joined Suicide Silence 11:25 - Challenge Goals, Schedule 17:24 - Posting Progress on Social Media, Gym Vanity 21:47 - Natty or Not 23:35 - Coming Up With Weight Loss Challenge Name 26:05 - The Stakes of the Challenge 35:16 - Lightest Garza Has Ever Weighed 39:20 - Looking & Feeling In Bad Shape, Willpower 44:28 - Being Disciplined 46:27 - Charlie Sheen 48:03 - Heavy Music is Cool Again 57:58 - Cruise Ships, Ferries 1:03:52 - Touring Accidents 1:07:25 - Garza’s Car Bumper is Zip-Tied in Place 1:08:48 - Fitness Competition Recap / Name Suggestions?

I just remember looking and then all of a sudden it was like, boom. Oh, there's the sky. And then as soon as it came back and down, all my insides are just like, it felt like I was going to throw up on the person next to me. I had to lay face down because somebody was like, oh, you know, just, you know, it's going to be bumpy or whatever. Just don't like focus on one thing and one thing only and it'll help you. Yeah, this was the.

Dude, it was like that. This was it right here. That didn't happen to us, but it was probably pretty close, to be honest. This is the same ferry. I experimented with last week. So I didn't eat again. So I think with our episodes, I'm just going to fucking fast. The fast is the fucking shit, dude.

And that's when the shit talking comes out. It's because you're like, well, you know, after some time. And, you know, your body adjusts. Because you do get that weird, like that low energy fucking spike starting or whatever. You're like, it happens fast. Yeah. You'll be okay. And then all of a sudden you're just like just losing fucking steam.

And it's because your body doesn't have anything to burn. You know what I mean? Because I think the initial switch from going from burning, you know, like glucose and sugar for fuel to switching to stored fat and all that shit, it's probably like, they say it could be anywhere from fucking 48 to like 96 hours or something like that, depending on your metabolism, obviously. And if you have a slow metabolism, it'll take longer. So mine being having a naturally slow metabolism, like that fucking, that lull period took like a fucking week. dude, I was like, I would drink fucking coffee and feel awesome for like 30 minutes and be like, really? Yeah, fuck yeah, it takes a minute.

Huh. But once your body's like fully switched and like locked in and it's like burning fat instead, then you're cool. You feel the energy level come back up and shit like that, but you feel like, I don't know, like it's a cleaner. I know everyone says it that does keto and like faster. Like it's a cleaner energy if that makes sense. Ketones?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't fucking feel like, I don't, even. Even the caffeine hits different when you're on it. Like, depending on what you're fucking drinking, you don't get, you don't get, like, you don't get jittery. You don't get that, like, fucking, like, oh, hey, my heart rate sped up, but I'm still kind of, like, fucking grog down. Like, you actually feel like it's doing what it's supposed to do.

And, like, you know what I mean? Like, your body's burning it differently versus the sugar. I don't know. But it feels better. So it's probably easier for you to shit, you know, shit talk when, when you're burning clean fuel, you know what I mean? Science. I got that clean shit talk right now, man. Yeah.

That's it. Let's go, dude. Well, what a perfect segue, because we're talking about food. So our guests postponed until next week. And it actually worked out perfectly because last week we hung out and then we were doing the podcast and an idea popped in my head. I was like, fuck, I'm going to wait until next month to do it. But as life made it happen, it needs to happen right now. So I have an idea.

Let me hear it. Okay. Let me hear this idea. It's been brewing in my head for a minute. and the way I do things in my life, I just wait until I'm on camera to say things. I've noticed.

Okay. Me and you, need to have a public weight loss challenge. Okay. Yeah. Sign me up, dude. Sign me to fuck up.

Let's go. I want everyone to be a part of it, and I want to embarrass you in public. I mean, look, not listen, listen, all shit talking aside, dude, I'm totally into it, and I wouldn't be embarrassed.

anyway, bro, because that's a win for both of us. It is. You know what I mean? Like, that's the way, you know, yeah, sorry, guys. Sorry that I'm not fucking, you know, buying into it. But no, like, no, that's fucking, you know what? There's probably a time that if you would have asked me that, I would have been like, yeah, no, I'm not down.

You know what I mean? But, yeah, like, fucking why not? What do we have to lose? Except the weight. And sanity. Yeah, maybe for a little bit. Yeah. No, it works out because you already had a you developed a habit the past

I mean it's been over a month at this point yeah yeah we're going on like two tune change okay so so you're not so you're not completely changing your lifestyle which would be unfair to me to ask of you and I'm at a point where like I need to you know I'm pretty up there so the timing of it works out

and I think let's this with our summer with the summer coming up with the shows coming up I think it'll be a good idea to do it now yeah I'm fucking I'm on board all right so 28 days 28 days.

20 days. Let's go. It starts tomorrow morning the moment you wake up. Okay. Okay, so I'm thinking. Let's get this. So you have a skill, right? Yeah.

Okay. Wake up first thing in the morning. Obviously, shit and piss. Right, right. Get it out and then step on the scale. Only wear underwear. That's it. Step on a scale.

And as... Take a picture. Take a picture where you're fucking ugly-ass feet and a number on there. Gotcha. And then we're both... Should we post that first picture? I'm with it. I don't care.

Yeah. Okay, so we should. Okay, so weigh ourselves, way first thing, underwear, photo, posts. Yeah. So we'll post a photo on Monday, which is when this drops. And then we should have weekly updates. I'm into it. Oh, where we're at.

And then the last day, same thing. wait actually I'm thinking should we wear ourselves that morning or should we wait till we're in here and then we'll fast all morning until we get in here and then we'll do a public way in like we'll have either Jay Chris or Zach hold up towels

so then we'll undress so we'll undress we're gonna get in our underwear our front of a towel because I don't want people get turned on when I fucking when they see two fucking six packs This fucking two deathcore six packs. I'm game for whatever, man.

Like I said, it just, it stands to benefit us both, so I'm into that. So fast last day. Yeah. Way in here. Okay. Towel. Okay. Also, dude, that last day, the, like the day of the way in, we should fucking go straight warrior style and do the 24 hour fast day before.

But would that manipulate, I can't even say that word, like the number? I mean, yes, to a degree, but not in a fucking bad way. Because what you want, I mean, it's like the day before a way-in type thing. You know, some people fucking, you know, will do the sauna thing, shut the water weight and all that shit. Having that, having, you know, it's like doing a fucking fast before you go in to get like blood work done or surgery or shit like that. It's to make sure that you are completely devoid of. anything that could be bogging you down or slowing your, you know what I mean?

So you would technically get the most accurate actual weight. Okay. The day of the way in. So your body's like flushed the day before. You're not, you're not digesting anything. You're not pooping out. And you know what I mean? Like you, I mean, yeah, you'll probably shit in the morning anyway, but it won't be a lot.

You know what I mean? God, I can't believe we're talking about this shit. But yeah, like, you know what I mean? And then come in here, do the way in and see what our actual like. Okay. Accurate weight is, you know what I mean? You know what? Only because I'm scared to commit to a day

because it could be showed the night before or whatever. You know what, dude? I'm going to run towards that fear and not be a bitch. Okay. I'm down to, so fast a day before. No. You can have water and juice and tea. And coffee.

You can have coffee too. Okay, fast day before. So I know. So Ernie likes to bend the truth and rules. So, okay, so for fasting, coffee is allowed. Yeah. Black coffee? Black coffee, water, and tea. And actually, you can't do the juice because the juice has sugar in it. Exactly. So no juice. But yeah, unsweet tea. Coffee, water, tea. That's it. No, that's it. No fucking green drink. No fucking nothing. Just, okay. And I even, like, to be honest, I went and looked that up, too. I was like, yo, will, uh, because I did it one day to see if it would fuck my fast up, I looked it up. I looked it up. Like, well, drinking a green juice, um, mess up your fast. And they're like, yeah, it was. Because.

because technically you're consuming nutrients, even if it's in a juice, your body's going to start digesting. And it's like, oh, shit, okay. So it's not awful, but it breaks your fast. So just water, tea, and coffee. It works out because the day before the way and we could lose our minds.

Absolutely. And then we're going to walk in here hot, dude. Next month, when we walk in, we're going to party talk the most shit to each other because we're going to be disfasted. This tor. You fasted, looking like fucking Greek gods, dude, just had that fucking Greek god six-packing in a month, dude.

that dude that's what we're going to get let's go dude okay let's go all right so we establish the the foundation all right yes let's get down to the nitty gritty okay now it's going to be a winner and it's going to be a loser okay so it's now there's two last things ones what are the stakes okay and the most important rule this is the most important one because of we differ obviously in height and weight So we're both going to have a different number that we're going to have to lose. You are obviously way taller than me, so you're going to have to lose more. Also, we don't want to kill each other, so we want to do it in a healthy way. So me, let's do the amount of weight first.

Okay. So right now, I wear myself this morning. I'm 167. I lost five pounds the past month. Last month I weighed over 170. I haven't made, I haven't, we're talking about this already. I haven't waited 170 since like my bad days. Like 26.

I was, you know, just bloated on fucking alcohol and daily peace. But that was one 70s of change of like no muscle, nothing. So now it's different. I've like, you know, obviously I have muscle, you know, obviously. I'm fucking ripped and killing it. But, dude, I went on the scale. I'm like, I'm one of fucking 74. What happened?

Yeah. The moment Ernie joined the band, I started gaining weight. Fuck you. That's what happened. That's exactly what fucking happened. What a dick. Blame it on the fat guy, huh?

What an asshole. What a fucking asshole. Dude, it's been two years of torture. And my body is just holding on to this fucking stress. Dude, it's, man,

it's two years of eating fucking ramen and shitty food, but it is what it is, dude. That stuff will hang on to your fucking body, dude. It'll cling. It's so bad for you, dude.

That's what it is. Okay, so. Where I'm at now, I think I kind of drop the water weight already. So I think health, is this a word, healthily, healthily? Is that a word? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could lose two pounds a week. Safely and healthy.

Safely, healthy. I'll walk in here and, you know, if I'm not going to. So I say eight pounds. I want to lose eight pounds in 28 days. Okay. So me, do you agree with that? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Eight pounds and 28 days. Yeah, 28. Okay. What do you need to do? Well, again, looking at, you know, whatever, like, you know, body type, weight height size and all that shit, too. And, yeah, generally, the heavier you are, the quicker the weight will come off. So, right now, and again, I know this isn't reflective because it'll change. from week to week or month month

in the last Don't look at your phone right now I thought it was we're calling I don't care we're fucking busy right now dude In the last In the last 30 days I lost the total of 17 and a half pounds 17 and a half pounds

17 and a half pounds Wow that's okay that's pretty sick dude So I'm gonna I'm gonna do In 28 days, I'm going to do 15. 15, okay. 15 pounds, okay.

Yeah, 15 is going to be, and what I'm setting that is for my, like, my, like, I want that to be, like, my safe goal. But I'm going to, you know, try and beat that even if it's by a pound or two. Okay, so that'll be three and a half a week. Mm-hmm. Which is statistically what I'm dropping right now. Okay. About two to three pounds a week. It's coming off.

So you'll need to So three, that's seven So yeah, you'll A little bit more than three and a half pounds a week Yeah, average. Yeah. And now that'll be, okay. Okay, so that's three, like three point,

probably six or seven. Yeah, yeah. Six, seven a week. Okay. Fifteen. All right. I'm now for that. Yeah.

Do you feel comfortable? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, so I'm gonna lose eight pounds in 20 days. You're gonna lose 15. Yeah. No, no bullshit.

Nope. No fucking, no, no crash dieting. No, no funny business. No funny business because Ernie likes to bend the truth. What are you talking about? I just want to establish that real, just real quick. This fucking guy. Because this guy would do the word diet like for like a week.

I'm like, oh, I've fucking lost 15 fucking pounds. Dude, I've been on it for fucking two and a half months, two months now almost. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's just sinking into that routine. You could do it too, but I know you fucking got that weak spot for pizza and fucking burritos, dude. It's true. It's true, man.

I know, I know. It's true. Dude, the past, since we talked, we talked about my problem with cigarettes and pizza, I've been doing good, man. Yeah. I had, so I broke two days ago, I ordered a pizza, but, dude, I've been leaving here, going home. I'm not going to get fast food. I'm ordering pizza. I'll go home.

I've been meal prepping. Nice. I have chicken and beans in the fucking pre-cooking I'm fucking pre-horned up dude That's what I'm saying I mean dude look I say the past week I saved a lot of money

Dude a lot of money And that's what I'm saying With and then same thing With doing this shit too We'll both save a bunch of money also Like I said I've already noticed a difference And just like I said having my one meal a day Having that four hour block of window to eat

And now again granted You don't have a slow metabolism You know I mean sure it's probably not what it used to be I mean, you're fucking teens or whatever. But, like, mine's always been slow. You know what I mean? So it's like, yeah, I do have to work harder than the average fucking Joe to lose that same amount of fucking weight. So because I know that, I like, I guess, like, intentionally overshoot the goal so that I'll land where I'm supposed to.

You know what I mean? That's why. That's why I'm like, okay, cool. Like, like 15 pounds, I'm going to realistically shoot for, like, 17 or 8. 18 again and I'll, and I know I'll land at at least 15 and change. You know what I mean? Okay. And as the time progresses, we're going to start talking some smack.

For sure. Also, write it down real quick. We start tomorrow. Tomorrow's what? The 13th or today's the 13th? Tomorrow's the 13th. So what would our end date be? July.

Yeah, look at the calendar real quick. So we will have to So yeah, we'll We'll schedule Yeah Our next podcast Basically on the 28th day Yeah

So yeah tomorrow's the 13th start 13th July Which for the people watching For you it starts on the 17th That would be the 714, 21 28th

That'll be the 11th 11th Of July Mm-hmm So end June 11th Okay

July So it looks like we're ending At the 11th of July For sure For the people Watching listening It ends July 15th Right in time for summer

That's what I'm saying Dude we're gonna walk the beach With death court six packs dude Dude Dude the whole scene's gonna fucking bow That's it It's honestly sick as fuck Y'all jokes aside

I'm aiming to look fucking better in my fucking 30s and I looked in my fucking 20s dude like that's the goal you know what I mean okay this is okay because I'm gonna publicly I'm gonna start posting on I don't really post that much on social media but this is gonna fire me up I'm stoked I'm gonna start posting myself at the gym can you ripped I might start doing two days now you're talking yeah now you're talking gonna go out for a run later a night see you can hear the paramedics Oh shit It's like they

They already know that Dude Ernest might He might die Hey all right Listen Listen for it Santa Ana paramedics You're ready

Dude dude I'll stand by One thing I will always pat myself On the back for And I don't give a fuck Who questions me dude My stamina is sick dude And it is attributed

To like playing drums My entire life Even at like my fucking heaviest Yeah Which is kind of a scary thought But like yeah even that over fucking, you know, 315, 320 pounds, dude.

Like, yeah, like I was fucking woofing coming off of a set or off of working out or whatever have you, but like... Dude, that's gonna be me. See this guy right here? Holy shit. This fucking... Boom.

Yeah, see? There you go. There you go. So this is gonna be me, that's gonna be me 28 days. This right here, yeah. It's fucking shredded, bro. There was a hot moment where I was buff.

It was like late 20s. It was like, you can't stop me. era now? Yeah, I got I got carried away. What do you mean you got carried away? It's funny when people go, the gym is an interesting place because everyone is there for different reasons. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's people there for the vanity, people there for an escape, people are there for mental, people there just to fucking live longer. There's so many different walks of life in there.

It's crazy. And I don't particularly think any of those reasons are invalid or wrong, but I can see, like anything, too much of anything can be a bad thing, you know. you start, you know, like fixating on it. Totally. You know what I mean? IVF, I've, yeah. Yeah. I try not to judge because you'll have like, you fucking go in a bathroom and fucking wash your hands and leave.

You know, people like flexing in the mirror. I try my best not to judge because, dude, I was there. Late 20s, like, I was losing weight. I was gaining faith confidence is what I learned later in life. Thinking I was cold the bigger my biceps got. So I'm like, you know, I was there. I try not to, I can't judge you for doing what I fucking did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I've been on that journey for about three and a half, four months now, dude. And it's, you know, it's a tough process. But the strides are fucking are super worth it. Super worth it. And this is just one more thing. And I'm stoked. I'm actually stoked you brought this up. I'm like, damn, hell yeah.

It's great. I'm into it. Time it works up. Four months ago, I would have told you. Fuck, no, dude. No way, dude. Absolutely not. Now I'm just like, what have I got to lose, dude?

You know what I mean? That's great. Chilling. And like I said, yeah, I like, and I had, funny enough, I had already, I know we kind of talked about it last week, but I kind of had already set, like, my own goal for, for mayhem. I want to be down a total of 35 to 40 LBs before Mayhem, which I can do. Oh, yeah, yeah, I think. October 12th, I'll be fucking chilling, dude. I'll be cruising. I'm going sleeveless. Sleeveless.

I'm going sleeveless for mayhem. That's a goal, dude. Okay. Yeah. I'm going sleeveless and fucking super ho short shorts, dude, for fucking Mayhem. I want my balls hanging out one side of the leg while we're playing, dude. It's going to be wild. Dude, all mayhem is going to see those power balls, dude. That's right, dude. No, but I'll, yeah, but no, I want to go sleeveless at Mayhem.

That's a great goal. That's a great goal. And, like, look good in a sleeveless tree, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, you got to put that in there for sure. Yeah. Because you could do it as look like shit. And look fucking dumb, yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. secrets out. I'm just going to start juicing, dude. I'm going to get on the fucking sauce.

Could you guys imagine Garza on the fucking on the sauce, dude? I got close. Yeah? I got close. I got close. I kind of understand why people do it. Yeah. Because you're hanging out with homies and so on his office. Hey, I mean, you guys do some stirruids. I thought about it a few times, actually. It's like, hmm. I've also been offered at one point. And I was like, I could get bigger buy. in like two weeks. Fingered tries, like right now. I could shred it, eat more. I was close. I mean, again, like late 20s.

Yeah. But I'm glad I didn't do it. Mine was actually a few years ago, and I was like, I won't say the person that offered to me. They are trustworthy. They are a friend, and they were cycling for a bit. And I was like, huh, incredible shape. And I was like, damn.

but it's like ultimately I'm like that's like hitting the fucking easy button and it's like and then the crazy shit is though is like you're the same thing though if you're like stack in or doing juice it's like you have to maintain the moment you stop you get all fucking flabby

and fucked up because your body's you know adjusting in size way too quick faster than normal and shit like that so when you don't maintain it I know a couple people that used to juice that like got off the sauce and just like and they were never They were never, like, fat or anything like that.

But as soon as they lost, like, their muscle body, they got super flabby and got, like, skin flaps and shit because you just shrink back fucking down. Mm-hmm. Super fast. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, yeah.

I like, I like this way better. Yeah. You know what I mean? I wonder what we should call it something. Like, uh, Garza's Ernie Torture Month or is a, uh, fucking... If it, you know, if it was football, it'd be hell weak, dude, but. Dude, fucking. fucking 28 days later, dude, just like the movie.

28 days later? Straight up. Straight up, dude. What should we call it? Fuck. We don't have to call it anything. 28 days lighter, dude. 20 days lighter.

See? I'm out here just fucking plays on the fucking titles, dude. I'm into that. Okay. 28 days lighter, dude. We're going to weigh in in 28 days and see the fucking verdict, see what kind of damage we've done. Okay.

I'm just trying to get creative here. Trying to get my brain going. The 28-day Garza shredded challenge, dude? I wonder. The road to... The road to... Let me hear it. Root to Mayhem.

The Death Corps' Six-Pack Challenge. It works, too? Yeah. Also, actually, like, all fucking joking sight, could you imagine if me and Garza actually went this hard in the paint all the way till mayhem. Oh my goodness. I mean, I'm planning on doing that shit anyway

because like I said, I want to go sleeveless at Mayhem Fest, but like... We're all going to be buffed, dude. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I see, yo, shout out Zach. I see all your post, baby. I see you at the fucking gym getting it into.

That's right. That's right. Zach's his front. He just pulls up to the gym, takes a picture on someone else's fucking... Zach is that guy. ...on his rigging leaves. He's like, he's like holding myself accountable today, guys.

Snap. Like, he's like holding myself accountable today, guys. Zach lives in the valley That's very normal Out there Do you go to Equinox? Come on, man Crunch

Oh, sick Yeah, wrote to Dude, Dude, we broke it Rip from Mayhem

To you literally, I think the bands in the second stage will probably start dropping off because they'll be scared Like, dude Seems like Sons is kidding You're fucking buff

Dude These guys are getting Fucking rip right now, dude All right. Maybe we'll come up a name later. Okay. Now this is the other thing.

There's going to be a loser. I know. Right? I know. So what are the stakes? Loser gets slaps? I mean, it needs to be some stakes. Yeah.

Wait, what did you say? I was like. I mean, that, okay, that is one thing. I'm at, we were going to do it. Whoever loses has to go second. the power slap. Oh my goodness. Comments are starting to pop up.

I know. They're like, guys, please don't slap each. Guys don't slap each other. Garz, I think you're a bully from now. I was like, I was like, oh, I saw that. I'm like, we're totally fucking with each other, dude. But I like that people think we're totally fucking serious.

Stakes. Yeah, it's got to be something good. Loser buys dinner. A sick dinner. Because, I mean, that day, we're going somewhere. Oh, for sure. We're going to go. Nobu.

Dude, yeah. Nobu? Where's that? Malibu. Malibu. Oh, fuck. True nice. I mean, listen, I ain't going to lie.

I'd be into that. I'd be into that for sure. Okay, somewhere sick. So, okay. Okay, so for sure we're going to go somewhere. We've been talking about this for like 30 minutes. So I'm trying to wrap it up. That's all good.

Okay, for sure, we'll go so we're sick to eat after. What are the stakes? Okay, yeah, so off the top of my head, loser pays for the dinner. 100%. 100%. But maybe. Zach's like, oh, the team is included in that, too, guys.

No, of course, of course. That's true. What are this? What do you think? Any ideas pop up? Loser. Some sort of, like... This is the one part where I was, like, stumped.

Because I was thinking about this, like, what are the things? mistakes. There's gotta be something. Okay. All right. And maybe I'm fucking reaching here, but like, I don't know, what's... Damn, I don't see if it would have to be like... What's something you want? Like, you know,

do you want a certain fucking pair of shoes? You want that track suit? Something like that, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Something like that. Like, yo, loser has to buy the fucking track suit, or you got to fucking buy me a fucking... I don't know, paraphrug. I don't know. You know what I mean?

That's, you know, you got to throw some incentive in there. The meal thing is cool for sure. We'll go eat something sick. And whoever fucking loses is going to fucking pay. Okay. Just for shits. Chris, look up a... Because obviously, like, the track suit was in the first corn drop and that's already, it's done.

So I know there's people selling it. There's a second one coming in there? It's a corn track. So basically, we're going to go to a resale. like an eBay or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. So, yeah, where would you buy resale? eBay?

eBay. Or through, like, StockX, shit like that. Stock X. Yeah, stock X is like a reset. They do like sneakers and, like, high-end clothing and stuff like that. They're a reseller. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Official. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sealed, size, large, men's, $459 and $99.99 or best offer. Look at the, look at the, look at the, purple one. Garza said if I'm getting this fucking prize, it needs to be the purple one. Which I mean.

That is. Oh, what the fuck? What was that? No, no. No, that's not it. I know, but that one is sick. It is very sick. That looks fucking dope.

Boom. Okay. Adidas purple track suit. 542. Excel 542. Okay. So we're probably looking about 500 bucks, which was less than I expected, which is great. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I thought it would be born that too.

This bet might maybe go bankrupt. Nah, we'll be alright. And that's okay. We'll be all right. Jesus Christ, dude. They want two Gs for that fucking thing? For the top and bottom. Holy fuck. Was the last for both top and bottom? Oh, no. Really?

Oh, fuck. Okay. Okay. Try to find more options. No, actually go on like eBay, like don't... I want to see options, like, typing in the top. There we go. Because I don't want to commit to this, and then you have to, because I'll, look, Ernie, don't think this is the wrong way, but the world, the fans know who's going to win.

Yeah, me. So I just feel bad. I just don't want you to buy a $1,000 track suit. I'm making sure this is, like, kind of affordable. Okay. Maybe price, uh, low is first. Lowe's first You hit Lowe's first

It's going to be all auction style That's fine Ceres as price plus shipping Yeah low is right there Knock off okay we don't We don't want to knockoffs I'll buy you a knockoff to you No I'm gonna wear this shit dude

It'll say corn but the R It'll be facing the right way Not backwards No I'm fucking wearing this shit dude All right keep keep going Oh shit damn Corn with a seat So

So like the 360, that's just for the bottoms? Yeah. Yeah, it's just for the pants. Fuck. You might have to buy them separately. Yeah. Yeah, I can make your prize in payments, you know what I mean? Yeah, this is a lot.

I feel bad. No, we can't because that's a very serious show. Yeah, we can't be looking like fucking chumps that fucking day. No fucking way, dude. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. So right now, we have the meal for sure. Which, by the way, Nobu's fucking ungodly expensive, too.

Like, whoever loses and pays for that fucking meal, he'll is going to spend a lot of money. It's true. Nobu's expensive. And if we're paying for these two fucking dinguses, dude, it's good. Look at Zach. He's just horned up that he gets to be a part of this shit. He's like, hell yeah, dude. He's like, either way, I'm getting fucking Nobu.

I never been to Nobu. It's dope. It's a really nice spot. Okay. Fucking waterfront, beachfront, fucking view. Oh, my goodness. You guys are so fucking. I'm hearing sandals right now.

There's four people that, like, that, like, Dude, I went my room Garza pulled up in flip-flops, dude. Dude, I looked at my shoe rack, I'm like, I'm putting on these fucking sandals. But dude, I love these sandals. Hey, those things have lasted you a fucking wild, dude. The sketchy tank, right?

Fuck you guys, dude. Oh, Rip and did. Rip and dip. Yeah, rip and cap with the middle finger. That's so cool. Dude, those things are fucking hanging in there. You've had it for a while. Sanobu.

Yes, sir. What's more local, though? Alex? Um, I mean, if we were going to do something like sick over here, it would probably be like Newport Beach. Actually, there's probably a Nobu in Newport Beach, too, or something comparable to it. Yeah. There's a, there's Mastro's Steakhouse, which is ungodly fucking expensive, too. Check it out.

Oh, look, right there. Newport Beach, dude, right down the street. Ernie, I mean, this conversation keeps going back, like, what are you willing to pay for? Because we all know what's happening. I mean, what am I willing to pay for a fucking meal at Nobu? I ain't fucking scared. Okay, good. But that's what's going to happen.

Full confidence. All bullshit aside, I'll knock that 15 pounds out, no fucking problem. Straight up. I'm not worried about it. Okay. I'm not worried about it at all. I'm going to fucking poison one of your meals. No, honestly, honest, real talk, do you know why I'm not?

I'm going to play dirty. Do you know why I'm not worried about it? Because we're not on tour. So, like, that urge to go eat shitty fucking food on tour isn't there. And I'm fucking, I'm being. busy eight hours of the day now. I mean, it keeps me from fucking being like, oh, I don't have anything to do. Let me go get a shitty meal. That's why I'm not worried.

That's why I've been able to just like consistently fucking take it up because I'm, my day is fucking busy and I'm fucking, I'm moving around, I'm standing, I'm working all day. Like, it just keeps me from fucking being like, oh, I got eight hours of doing nothing. What am I going to do? I'll go to McDonald's or something and get some fucking shitty food. That's why I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about it.

But it's dope. Like, I'm stoked that we're doing this. I hope you lose more than eight. I hope you fucking take off like 10 or 11 that I'll end up like at like fucking 18 or 19 dude like stop being nice to me I'm not being nice to you dude I'm just I'm just fucking trying to get us pumped up I don't appreciate it Garza's like I hate that he's a changed man now this is no this is a this is a mental war war food it's not it's not I swear to you it's not and also let's be fucking real dude you're gonna take off eight pounds easy as fuck yeah I am you know what I mean how tall how tall are you 5 7 5 7 dude 5 5 7 dude 5 7

And you're what? You said 170 or no, wait, you're down. You're down, right? I'm 167 right now. 167. It's a lot for me. Well, yeah, you got a fucking small frame. So that's what I'm saying.

Any amount of weight off you will, like, be pretty fucking noticeable. First place shows notice it is your face and then everywhere else. And because people, also people forget, your body loses weight evenly. So you lose it everywhere. But the most noticeable is always on your face, obviously. Fucking eight pounds for you, dude? I guarantee you you'll do it before the fucking. fucking 28 days left. Like, I'm sure.

I gotta get back in the 50s at least, dude. Like, my shirts are fitting all tight. Like, fuck, dude. Like, what's the lightest you've been? Well. I was one, I was like one fucking 30. Yeah, I was, I was gonna, yeah. Damn, 1.30, even at your height and, like, body size is fucking thin. Dude, you were probably a fucking twig, dude.

Was that also, like, you can't stop me, Aaron? Yeah, yeah. I was getting pretty close to the six-pack. I was gonna see we're like one 30 something lean yeah because you you look like you look like like toned I always go back to that fucking video from I think it's the caliber TV video from yeah from from Sacramento caliber TV yeah it's it's it's no it's not this one no that's it's from it's like you guys are playing caliber TV not you can't you can't stop me live I think Calibur TV One word?

You can't stop me No, don't type in Chris Garza Just type in suicide silence You can't stop me Suicide, you can't stop me Oh my gosh That's so fucking crazy Watch

You're not alone The fucking suicide hotline Has came up We were typing suicide sounds Oh my gosh It is Where the fuck is it at? It might be

it's one of those fucking videos dude caliber TV did it type in that suicide silence caliber C-A-L-I-B-E-R and then TV there it is it's yeah from the Eddie was fucking ripped too

yeah okay don't have any volume sorry everybody is it from this one yeah yeah right there where is this uh for Acey Spades oh wow

yeah We were a fuck. Yeah, we're all pretty ripped, dude. Okay. Yeah, it's from this, these series of videos right here from Sacramento. There's one of, I think, of you can't stop me also, but like it starts off with you, like the camera's on you

for like a good minute. And I'm like, damn, you were like fucking, like skinny guy yoked. You know what I mean? Like I'm pretty fucking ripped there, dude. So you were like, yeah, yeah. See, but my face is no like bloat? No, no.

It's also pretty eye-opening when, like, I open up my phone, I see these fucking clips from this podcast, and I see my fat face on there. I'm like, oh, dude, I need to do something, dude. Because first, for me, like, I have a small frame, so it goes to your face first. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's the same shit. I just see this fucking bloated fucking face. I'm like, I need to do something. Well, we're doing something about it, and I'm fucking stoked.

And now, look at older episodes, like, when we first started, I'm like, what happened? I was like, way skinnier, dude. Don't don't don't don't don't put this one. Play the uh please man. Come on, dude. Uh, no, but yeah. I was fine. Yeah, like, honestly, I'm stoked. I'm glad you brought the shit up.

I'm glad we're, uh, you know, because that also, that also keep us fucking both accountable too, you know what I mean? Yeah. Low key, I'm glad you brought it up because I was going to say something at certain, like at a certain point. I'd be like, hey, like, since I'm doing this shit, you want to fuck around and like, I was going to be like you want to do it all the way up until fucking mayhem because that's what I'm doing anyway.

Yeah. So this is just going to be like a midpoint stop for me. They play like the Ross one. It's right It's right there No mind Okay Look at her

Oh yeah I'm not beating down By life yet No Not quite Ernie hasn't joined the band yet So see You see how

You have like a formed face Ernie just came in A fucking drag me To get the fucking mud Dude God Oh my God Yeah it was

I was editing The fucking thumbnail For our Last week's episode I was like, damn, there's my face is, I see it. So it's nice to, yeah, I'm just trying to, try not to get out

of control. For sure. You know? Hey, also, not for nothing. And again, this isn't like fully responsible for it or anything like that. But I mean, a lot of the times, too, dude, a lot of it is just, I mean, yeah, stress and late nights and all that shit, obviously, like, that'll put

it on you quick, too, faster than anything. But a lot of the times, even just, just cutting out the beer for a bit will take the fucking blow it off you. It's hard. I know that's hard. I know. But that's also why I stopped drinking fucking beer in my fucking 20s, dude.

You knew that. That's the fucking first time that I was like, Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah. Dude, when I was like 27, 28 and I used to fucking go to parties and polish off a fucking 18 pack of cans by myself, like a disgusting piece of shit, dude. Yeah. Dude, I'd wake up in the morning and I mean, it was just like fucking everything. was fucking,

dude, my wrists were fucking swollen, legs was, like, you look like shit, and you feel like shit. Mm-hmm. And it just made you feel

fucking crummy, you know? You weren't thinking about it when you were hammered in the moment. Then you wake up and you're like, oh, I got it to work,

just looking like dog shit, like you've been awake for fucking days on end. Mm-hmm. As soon as I stopped drinking, like, my first month of no beer, I lost like fucking 12 pounds,

doing nothing. Sure. I just stopped drinking fucking beer. And it came off, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. And so that's what I'm saying. like it's a big one. I know you like beer. It's tasty. You know what I mean? I love it, dude.

And you like heavy beer. Which is, which is, which is what I'm saying, which is even crazier, you know what I mean? Straight to the point, man. Yeah. But it is like eating twice in one sitting. It is. You have a cheeseburger and then you have a fucking triple. You just had like two and a half cheeseburgers. You know what I mean? And, you know, that's my only one up on you. Is that I don't drink beer. That's it. But I mean, like, other than that, you know what I mean? I feel like, I bet if you dropped beer for the month, if you didn't do shit, if you didn't even work out This whole month 28 days and you just didn't drink beer for 28 days. I guarantee you it still lose more than 8 pounds, dude.

I can fucking guarantee it. I'm not sure if that's an option. Dude, my favorite thing to do is like go to show, see a band. And have a trip. And have a triple, dude, I know. Just have some beers and watch. What you say? Yeah.

Yeah, dude. Women love that shit, dude. Keep some thin. What you call me? Not you. Oh, okay. I'm just saying girls love drinking that shit because it keeps them skinny. Yeah, so that's a good option, right?

That in Mickelope Ultra? I think one beer is what, like two and a half carbs or something like that? Yeah. Something crazy. Yeah. Now, the other, the other shitty thing about it is, you got to have about seven or eight of them before you start fucking feeling anything. Fuck, dude. Seven or eight of my equals one IPA.

Oh. That's one. Yeah. You know what I mean? Pick and choose your battles, you know? I'm going to dive a fucking overloaded bladder, dude. This thing, this is best going to kill me. Nah, you're going to be fucking fine, dude.

You're going to be fine, dude. Yeah, I'll do I'm ready to I've been developing some good habits The past week But do it was Oh man I'm so I'll drink a beer

I'll some shows And I don't have you noticed But they've They've migrated from L.A. to here Like I love having those Post show hot dogs Oh yeah Like when you leave like the

Observatory now They're out there They're out there Yeah The two little cars With a nice hot dogs Dude is 11 p.m. Willpower is out the window

Willpower's at zero Garz is like Oh I'll see that There's yeah Those cars Look right there My god I love that Dude

It'll always get me Not for the next 28 days It won't Oh fuck dude We're holding each other accountable dude A hundred and ten percent Whoever is at that cart

When I'm leaving The show I'm gonna gonna fight him I'm just gonna run towards them Garza just walks by Drop kicks the fucking cart That runs off Like I am not gonna eat this

I'm not going to eat this. You got this, dude. You're fine. You're fine. It's not, I swear, no mental gymnastics here, no funny games, dude. Honestly, man. It's just time to do something about it, dude. You know what I mean?

And look, full disclosure, like, all jokes aside, I've learned a good bit of, like, discipline from watching you, like, in the things you do when we are on tour. Thanks, man. Like, really? I was already, like, you know, even from the time I joined or whatever have you, I've always been like an early riser. I get up early.

Dude, watching you get up earlier than me is fucking crazy. I was like, damn, I've always been the early guy in any situation, always. And I started touring with you and I was like, I got out of my bunk and you're already on the fucking couch or on the fucking table on your computer. I'm like, fuck. This motherfucker fuckers up almost a whole 45 minutes before me. Like, God damn, dude, that's what I'm saying. But shit like that, you know what I mean?

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emails and all that shit and running around back and forth between here and Corona and all stuff. It's like, dude, having the discipline to get up at the fucking weirdly hours of the morning to make sure you're getting shit done is like, shit's kind of inspirational. And honestly, with everything that's happened over the last three, four months as well, it's like, it really has like reinforced even that in me too to be like, stick to it, man. Don't fucking stop now. Dude, this is how you instill these good habits, whatever it may be. And so it is. It's tight to like, you know, that's what I'm saying. I'm stoked. I'm so. brought this up in public and be like hey let's do this

let's do it man like I would have told you no four months ago I'd been like no I'm good timing that's it's it timing is fucking working out the timing's fucking working out man everything is fucking going as it should be right now and we're gonna check back in in 28 days with the old interwebs and fucking see see the progress see the progress and it's like I said for me win or lose whatever the fucking outcome is we're both fucking winning regardless no you're losing I'm winning yeah just losing the weight dude and then you're gonna pay for my meals which means I win

in, dude. No, you're, you're, oh, see, no, you're losing. I'm going to win. I'm by winning. I'm going to win here. You're going to win here. I'm going to embarrass you. So, I win here and I win there. Whatever you say, Chief. Dude, I still look back at the clips of like Charlie Sheen is like when he was doing interviews back then. Poor guy, but man, it was, it's just funny. Legendary. Legendary, bro. He's like, yeah, I win there and I win here. I'm by winning. He's like, he did an interview where, like, the, uh, he did an interview where, like, the, W. Porter said, you've been accused of being bipolar or something.

And he's like, he says, I'm by winning. He's like, I'm by winning. I think this is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it. Crank us real quick. What hell is this? Find it.

I think it's past. I think it's more. I think it's more forward. Yeah. Okay, earlier, a little bit earlier. A little bit earlier. Right there. Okay, no, no, mine.

Yeah, yes. Dude, Charlie Sheen's a fucking legend, bro. Yeah. He's had a rough go of it. That shit was off the cup, dude. Buy winning. Fuck, that's sick, dude. Yeah, this was a really interesting fucking time, dude, like, talking about, what is it?

What did he call it? He had Tiger's blood in him? Tiger's blood and he was just winning. Dude. Charlie Sheen, what a legend. What's he doing now, Sean? You know, I don't know. I mean, I...

Going to Death Corps shows? he strikes me as a death core guy for sure he's probably listening to cannibal well now these days you don't know everyone listens to the metal now this is true you don't fucking know everyone listens to everything now that's tight that's super sick there's no like I think back then there was like a separation but man you don't even know like normal people you see like the gas station I'm all you don't fucking know who listens to well you know and here's the thing what and I think this is actually speaking a lot about the state of heavy music right now.

Heavy music is becoming cool. It's cool to listen to. Deathcore is cool to like. Death core is cool to like. You know what I'm talking about, dude. Like I said, at the shows, there's girls now. It's an even split of girls and guys at fucking deathcore and metal shows. That was never a fucking thing, dude.

In fact, I'll say, the last time that was a thing, Mitch was still alive. 100%. I'll die on that fucking hill, dude. And then, yeah, really after that, there really wasn't that big of an amount of like female to males at shows. It was, you know, it was all dudes. This is a fucking, it's just what it was. And now that it's like, you know, heavy music and deathcore is like cool again. It is.

It's bringing girls. It's bringing all kinds of people to shows that normally wouldn't go to those shows. because now it's like, I guess, seemingly more like widely accepted. Sure. It's not this like, this joke of a fucking genre that people would be like, oh, they didn't take that shit seriously. Like, Death Corps, that's fucking dumb, you know what I mean? Like it was and like, you know, earlier 2000s or whatever have you,

it's like now it's a cool thing to fucking do. And you know what? And I know some people would fucking be like, social media is fucking bad for a TikTok ruined DeathCorn. It's like, dude, honestly, I don't care what anyone says. TikTok is bringing fucking people to DeathCore shows people that you normally wouldn't see at those shows. Whether they're there to make content or, you know, get a look at it for themselves, hey, a fucking dub is a dub, and that's another ticket sold. That's another person that maybe

would have never come to one of those shows checking it out. And a lot of the times might just be like, damn, you know what? I've been missing out on this my whole life. This is fucking cool. And then they go tell their friends about it and so on and so on. And I think that's really, I think that's really dope. I think we're, and that's also why I'm excited as fuck for that Mayhem show, because I'm like, I want to see. You know what I mean? The overall, like, reach and spread about, like, you know, again, like I said, I know there's a cool people that are like, oh, you know, why is bad omens high line?

And it's just like, dude, there's reasons why these lineups are put together like this. You know what I mean? It isn't like there's any lack of heavy bands on the fucking bill, obviously. It's a stacked fucking lineup. But I guarantee you the show will come close to if not sell out. And that's a massive fucking place to play. huge. Yeah, it's the biggest

amphitheater in the country. Damn, is it really? Yeah. Glenn Helen is the biggest emper theater in a country. I think the capacity is 65,000 if I'm not

mistaken. Pretty sure. Well, that's what I'm saying. So, yeah, that's where my mentality goes when I think about the state of heavy music now and all that stuff. It's like, and I was having this conversation with, oh my God,

with, uh, what's the, what show did we go to last I was gonna I was got bring it up we went to Spite and Body Snacker at Spite Yeah at Spite

Yeah at Spite I was talking to I was talking to I was talking to fuck Who was that talking to? And hurry up man Oh I was talking to Chris Chris from Body Snatcher And yeah we were like We were like discussing how it's like cool like it

Like you know they sold the show out or whatever Yeah It was fucking pack power trip played the night before it And it was like close to sold out you know what I mean and they got a new vocalist and all that stuff and he's just like yeah like heavy music's fucking cool again like people are fucking coming out he's like doing bigger merch numbers than we ever have and all that shit and it's just like it's great it's dope and he was like yeah I saw that mayhem line for you guys it's fucking sick stacked as fuck and he was like I don't get he's like I don't get the hate on like you know when people are like fucking bashing on like bad omens architects for headlining the main stage and I'm like well that's exactly how you fucking get a wide audience of people out to a show like that that's how you do it and it's gonna be fucking sick So, you know, I'm excited as fuck for that shit. It's going to be fucking crazy.

Yeah, you kind of have to see it. Yes. Because there's a, for example, like, I hear someone that's on Reddit. I'm on there, so someone that told me I'm on Reddit all the time. And people are not liking what this band is doing right now. I'm like, okay, but I'll see them live. Oh, there's 2,000 people here. So you kind of have to like, or this band will be super hype on social media.

then I'll see them live. It's like, oh, it's not translating. I was like, okay, so you kind of, you just have to see things in person. You have to. That's like, that's like the real gauge. Oh, absolutely. Sometimes, obviously, it does connect, like the comments in the show. But again, you're not going to know unless you go.

You got, and that's the truth. You got to see it live, and then you'll know what's connecting and what's, and that's, I think to me that's the best way to make any kind of, like, judgment or decision. for yourself. Come to a fucking show and actually be in there, be in the thick of it with the other people, with the people that enjoy it and the people that might have not enjoyed it that are there, but you're going to

figure it out one way or the other. You know what I mean? To me, that's always where it's at. It's like, yeah, of course you can you know, there are plenty of bands that we've listened to that we, like, you know, that we've really enjoyed, like, on an album and went to see them live and maybe, you know, fell a little bit short of the mark. And here's the thing, too. I'll give any

band fucking multiple chances, you know? Sometimes you might catch them on an off night or something. It happens. It happens. It happens, dude. You're watching humans perform on stage, you know what I mean? Could be sick. You know?

Could be shot. Yeah. Which is always why I'm stoked when like, because usually for, at least in our experience, I've always felt like California dates on tours either start here or end here. So it's like you catch them right at the beginning when they're not fully in the swing of things or at the end when they're fucking burnt. You know what I mean? So when they do, like when it happens in like the middle of a tour, like if it's a band from like the East Coast

so the California dates are like in the middle of a tour. It's almost guaranteed it's going to be real sick because they've hit that fucking like that two, two and a half week stride and they're just fucking crushing. To me that's the best time to go see fucking a band. But yeah. It's all shot.

Yeah, you got to see it in person, man. Yeah, absolutely. It's like people that talk shit on like the movie theaters. It's like, man, I give me reminded it all the time. If I'll go see a movie, it'll date night or something, you'll go. I'm like, oh yeah, this is why. This is sick.

I heard a rumor yesterday. Is Netflix going to open up movie theaters? I heard something. Something about that. Can we try to Netflix opening... See, trying to... This says, Fortune. Website, no.

Netflix wants to put movies in theaters as soon as this year. There you go. Next year. The first two locations. locations are expected to open in 2025. Hmm. That would be a great year. I bet one of them will be here in SoCal.

That's the best place to test it. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I would go. Yeah, I would definitely go to a Netflix theater. Dude, fucking going to the movie theater is such a lost art form because of streaming and all that show. Like, I get it. I mean, but it's like there is still something special and different about going to see a movie in theaters and like, you know, watching it on a big ass screen with like a sick sound system and all that shit.

And humans, that that's how. That's how we work to you. We always go full circle. Like, imagine Netflix is the company that takes things to theaters. Yeah. It's like the thing that took away from theaters, now they're going to invest in theaters. Well, it's because they understand, dude. It comes in fucking waves, dude, and it comes in circles.

It always comes back, dude. Just like Death Corps, dude. Just like me. It hit a fucking peak. Lasted about eight, nine years. It died out. And look at here we are now, dude. And Death Corps is fucking.

on top again, dude, heavy music is on top. It always, the boat always comes back around. Just a matter whether you're prepared to fucking be on it or not. Either you're on it or you're not. Or you're not. That's it. That's it. Or you want to be on the main boat. Because there's also

little tugboats and shit on the side, you know what I mean? We don't want to be the tugboat. No. Oh, no. I'll put you on a tugboat. And then I'll be looking down and waving. What's up, dude? We got the sick drummer now. Thanks, man. Shout out MacBook.

Ernie. Ernie's a little fucking tugboat, dude. A little fucking tugboat blast. That's... The tug blast? That's insane, dude. Tug about gravity. Good God, dude.

It's all right, man. I'll be waving at you. Yeah. With your blown out fucking right wrist, dude. See, okay. So that's you following me. Oh, my God. So that's you following me.

And I'm on the big boat. Little did you know that big boat's a Titanic dude's about to hit that fucking glacier in sync It's not dude it's fucking invincible dude It's invincible It's all right man He said he said cruise ship riffs dude let's go Who are kind of people that go on cruise ships How we

Have he ever done a cruise ship Because we're on ferries but I don't have ever done like a Oh okay well yeah no I've never done like a Oh okay well yeah no I've never I've never like done like, I've been on a cruise ship It didn't go anywhere But I've been on a cruise ship

We've done the ferry obviously A bunch of fucking times in Europe That doesn't count, dude Not really The ferry's kind of shot It's pretty cool You have like a few where they last more in an hour Yeah

The ferry's cool when the water's not fucking choppy That last one was fucked Do we've been on a lot of fairies In our career Going from Europe to London Or vice versa Or some other territories in the European side,

but this last one was the first one. I can't even compare that ferry ride to the past. I was so bummed out that I decided to get out of my bunk and leave the bus. I should have just stayed in there like, Dan Kenny got out too.

That's right. Dan Kenny was fucking gambling. That was my first time I was being on a very unscared. I was like... That one sucked. Yeah, it was that the waters were super choppy. They were fucked.

Like, And remember Emmett? And it was like super fucking early. It was like 6 a.m. Oh, yeah. Everyone's all groggy. We're like, oh, all right. And it'll quick, what was it?

Like a two hour ferry ride. I'm like, all right, whatever. Let's go. Let's get this out of the way. We've done it a million times. He went sat in the fucking, you know, the big breakfast lobby thing or whatever. And as soon as it hit that first chop where it was like, and, you know, the fairies, the fairies in Europe have like, yeah, like that one right there's the one right. you got that big panoramic

fucking view of the windows facing out I just remember looking and then all of a sudden it was like boom oh there's the sky and then as soon as it came back fucking down

all my insides are just like it felt like I was gonna fucking throw up on the person next to me I had to lay face down on one of the fucking booths on one of like the fucking like booth seats

because somebody was like oh you know just you know it's gonna be fucking bumpy whatever just don't like focus on one thing and one thing only and it'll help you. Yeah, this was the... Yeah, it was like that.

This was it right here. This was it. That didn't happen to us, but it was probably pretty close, to be honest. This is the same ferry. I'm kidding. That was, that would terrify me. The fucking water goes through the glass. Fuck that.

Well, we were on the ferry to Germany. Yeah, we took it from fucking, uh... Fuck. that. Yeah, from the UK. I was just like, God damn,

that shit sucked, dude. I threw up. Did you? Yeah. Fuck. I held it in, but I came fucking close.

And that's why I laid down. Like, I literally just laid down, used my fucking sweater as like a pillow, and just turned my head towards the back rest of the, of the, of the seat. And every time it would,

like, hit a bumper, a wave, I was just like, and just like swallowing it, dude. Just pretending that, like, it's not happening.

Oh. Like, got up full cold sweat, just fucking, like, Fuck, dude. Yeah, that shit did suck. I didn't think about that until this moment.

Man, I don't, yeah. That was a shitty ferry ride for fucking shit. Yeah, the moment we fucking got out there, but that became a distant memory. Quick. Fuck, dude, that shit sucks. So glad we didn't have to fucking take the ferry back because we flew home from Europe after that.

What tour was that? It was the most recent one. No, not. No, it wasn't line hard. It was never said that. Oh, yeah. So they had the whole corn package on there.

There's us, Spite, Curranes, Kavall, everyone, dude, fucking boundaries. Oh my gosh.

Dude. Because you get up because they have a, like, like the English breakfast. Yeah.

With people like, you know, they get in as like beans and sausage and meat and shit is cool. But, fuck. I did that shit it

right up. Yeah. Oh, for sure. For sure. For sure. It was out. And mind you, once the fairy pulls out of like the cliffs

of Dover, wherever it is that you undock from, like, you probably only get maybe like five to ten minutes of calm water because once you just pass the break the water

just starts fucking chopping dude you're just like oh fuck that's so bad yeah that was a shitty boat right we should do it again I mean I'm sure at some point we're gonna have to you know I mean I'm surprised it hasn't happened again throughout I mean we've taken so many fairies

there's nothing like that most of the time you don't even fucking feel it that's the first time I've ever taken a fairer I was like you know mean like i wonder if that's ever happened uh on one of those like metal cruises when like if

I wonder if she gets choppy there as a band playing you know I've heard some horror stories really yeah yeah yeah well what's his name does a lot of the cruise tours uh devon okay yeah because he like he

he'll go out and do I think he like plays drums and doubles as like a tech for the like for the cruise bands and stuff like that so he's done a bunch of them where he spent like 14, 15 days on a cruise, like in the ocean. I can't, fuck that, dude. That terrifies me. No fucking way, dude. What do you say?

I mean, yeah, sometimes water gets fucking choppy, but I guess a lot of those cruises tend to like channel along the coast or along land until they can anymore. So it's like the water there is less choppy. But again, I mean, once you, you know, even a fucking two or three miles. out into the fucking ocean, dude. You're in it. You know what I mean? It's the whole open ocean versus

even a fucking cruise liner, you know? Yeah, a cruise liner to us is fucking huge. To the ocean, dude, it tossed that thing around like a fucking boat this big, dude. You know what I mean? Little fucking tugboat. Yeah, that's a ocean. Straight up, yeah. Like a ant.

Like nothing, dude. Which is why I'm terrified of the open water, dude. I fucking, I would, I would, I hate flying and I would rather be in a fucking plane than in a boat in the middle of the ocean. hands down. There's something terrifying. Well, you chose the wrong path of life. Oh, I'm aware.

It's funny. I'm aware. You don't sign up for these things. Oh, wait, like, I'll play drums. But you sign out for... Everything else that comes along with it. You sign up, okay, well, I'm going to lose my friends. I'm going to be on planes all the time and berries.

God, don't... In the most compromising positions, dude. For the love of the game, dude. For the love of the game. And then there's also the drives in the middle nowhere. The drives, I don't mind because we're on solid ground. Which statistically I know is still way more dangerous than being in an airplane or on a boat, which is fucking crazy to think about. It is, man.

The road. Yeah. Yeah, way more variables on the road than, you know, in the air, you know. It has 3 a.m. you don't know where you're at. You feel the fucking rumble strips. And it gets, for me, on my, it might. change it might change but for me like it gets harder with age yeah because you're more aware it's uh yeah just just laying there you get a bump will wait wake wake you up and you know

you're shaking around you're like i get i the older i get the more scared i get totally when uh when i'm driving oh for sure for sure and you're also again you you you what it is is that now the all this time has passed and you're driving or being driven with the experience that time has given you and it's allowed you to see some fucking crazy shit and experience. So yeah, it does make you almost like hyper aware

you're like, which is why I hate being a passenger people's fucking cars, I hate it. That's why I was offering it. Yeah, it's why I was offered to drive. I can't stand being a passenger, people's car freaks the fuck out of me. Well, it depends you're driving with. It does. It does.

But I mean, if I'm being totally honest, dude, there are like, it's a pretty small list of people that I've been a passenger in the car that haven't scared me. You know what I mean? It's still a pretty small list. And it's not even that they're bad drivers.

I'm just so fucking freaked out at the thought of something happening while I'm not behind the wheel that it does. That's what used to cause a lot of my panic attacks way back in the day was being a passenger in somebody's car would fucking freak me out.

Wow. Bad. Did something happen to you? Like when you were younger? Oh wait. You had like you were a passenger and you got into a few. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And then also I was in a, I was in two car accidents where I was driving, which neither of which were my fault. I got rear-ended by somebody at a red light. And then I got hit by somebody again from behind in a pickup truck and flipped over the car that I was in. And yeah, I walked away from it with just a little, fucking, a little scratch on my leg. Let's go. Yeah.

Yeah. So, you know what I mean? That shit, you know, stays with you. It does. But yeah. So for anyone that doesn't know if you've ever hung out with me, and I'm always like, oh, hey, I'll drive us. That's why. I just fucking would rather be like, I'll drive.

You know what I mean? Like. Well, next time I'm driving. I've been in the car before. You don't scare me. You're a good driver. Oh, I'll fucking... You're a good driver.

I'll fucking turn it up. This fucking guy, dude. No soccer moms, though, dude. Oh, no. Soccer mom is definitely terrify me on the road. My bumper on my car is attached by Zipton. highs because oh my gosh

yeah I was driving to the gym like a fucking 6 a.m. and turning into the parking lot and there's a car coming the opposite direction for me that just ran the red light and hit my bumper and took off she said my kid's late for zero period soccer

I'm not stopping it. Dude my bumper just hanging off it's like fuck dude and then I don't want to yeah it's It's basically like that. And then... Oof.

And I don't want to report it because then my insurance goes up. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucked how that works, dude. It's like, dude, I'd rather this zip time my bumper. And just fucking call it a day and leave it alone. Yeah. Dude, I've been...

It's just funny. Like, you'll spend days, weeks, months, years, just trying to be a good driver around... Obviously, for your own safety and the safety of people around you. But then all it takes is one split second. and boom. Yep. Done fucking deal. Fucked.

You're fucked. Yeah. But thank God for zip ties. You know. Holding America together, dude. It's holding my bumper together for sure. Zip ties are pretty sick, though. They got multiple uses, dude.

Yeah. Hold a lot of shit together. Well, I still haven't came up with a name for our competition. But it's coming. It's coming. If any of you fucking internet nerds, think of a cool name, throw it in the comments also. We'll gladly take the suggestions.

Yeah, what if the people choose? If you come up with a creator name, we might use it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, put it in the YouTube comments, and Ernie will read all of them. That's right, every last one of them. Because he loves. Do people love me?

Like I said, dude, I need to read something while I'm on the toilet, dude. Oh, my goodness. I try not to do that. I try not to, yeah, just do the toilet toilet's girl. I try not to do it. Your legs start falling asleep from sitting on there so long looking at shit. I'm successful about 90% of time because I used to toilet as as private time. Like, oh, you just sit down.

Dude, think about it, like, you don't really sit down and just do nothing. It's true. You know what? I'll do it at home all the time. I'm going to a bathroom and my phone on my hand. Why is my phone on my fucking hand? I'll put it down, just go to the bathroom, just have a fucking 120 seconds of silence. It's nice.

It's just nice. And then get back to it after that. And then we'll get back to the fucking social torture. All right. But yeah, Ernie, I'm proud that you are in a point of your life that you could do this. It's pretty fucking cool, man. I'm stoked. I'm fucking pumped, dude.

I'm pumped. 28 days. 28 days already. Deadcore six pack. That's right. So July 13th, that's the date. I got my notes here. All right. And yeah, during the month, we'll be posting.

Checking in. We'll be checking in as talking. I'm going to talk a lot of shit. A lot of shit talking, dude. I might get banned on Instagram. It's like, this guy's fat shaming. I'm definitely going to fat shaming. I'm in.

I'm in, dude. I am so. Also, dude, I fucking need it, dude. I need some, sometimes you need, sometimes, times in life, you need things to help you stay accountable and give you a little bit of a

responsibility in your life. We all need help sometimes, dude. Absolutely. I think this is a time of my life where yeah, I do need some help with a few things here and there and this is one of them. This is going to help me stay accountable, have fun talking shit, which I love talking

shit. He does. Probably more than anybody I know. I love... He really does. Yeah. But remember the rule. I'll say this a million times on all these fucking podcasts. If you're going to talk shit, cool. But that opens the door for people to do the same thing or more to you. Yeah. So as long as you can handle that. As long as you can handle it, as long as you can handle people talking shit to you to your face and it'll be funny and it's cool.

I, I, to me, people are different, but to me it's fair game. 100%. Once you open the door, hey, this is who I am. Talk shit to me. I don't care. I I wish I could hang up with bands He'll see I'm terrible I am and Talk shit to me This is what I want I mean this is what you're literally You're my world

But that's why he's got me for dude So we can just do this shit back and forth all day long Dude And like I said yeah In 28 days when I inevitably Whop his ass in this fucking challenge We'll live stream from Nobu Dude we'll bring the laptop to Nobu

And I'll fucking put the bill On camera and then hand it to Garza I'm like here you go dude How does it feel that in 28 days you're going to lose in front of YouTube, which is the biggest platform on the planet. So if you're saying, how does it feel that in 28 days

I'm going to lose more than I anticipated weight-wise? Pretty good, dude. Yeah. Yeah, man. Well, the goodness about losing weight, it makes your dick look bigger. Oh, so sick. And that's why, and that's why most guys,

that's really why Garz is doing this, dude. Don't tell them my secret. Don't tell people my secret. But yeah, that's also why guys also shaved their. fubes. You're like, oh, shit, dude, I'm the shit. I'm killing it. Oh, my God. I mean, yeah, there's treats of that too, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Or any, anything on your mind that you want close with? Just 28 days, dude. 20 days. 28 days. It's crazy how this week worked out. Yeah, right? It's funny. Like, dude, like, I'm, again, like, dude, last week, we just got

doing the podcast. I was like, fuck, I wanted to, I wish we, we can do it. I got to wait another a month now, but the way things worked out. And right, just pop back in here again, dude. Love that. And now here we are. Also, so people can see it on camera, we got a shake on it, dude. 28, let me go over the mic. 20 days, dude. 8 pounds for me and 15 for me.

And 15 for me. And Fitzpitz pounds for you. Cool. Let's do it. And we'll, from now to then, we will discuss the stakes and maybe even a name. Sick. All right, cool. Sounds good. Everyone appreciate it.

Ernie. Love you, man. Love you, dog. Good to be here. All right, later.