Get Played - Console Draft: PlayStation 2
Episode Date: September 4, 2023Heather, Nick and Matt discuss some more Baldur's Gate 3, Armored Core VI, Heather's trip to the National Video Game Museum in Zoetermeer in the Netherlands and draft some of their favorite P...layStation 2 games. Check out Heather's photos from the National Video Game Museum on our Instagram @getplayedpod. This month's We Play, You Play: You Say! Go to https://discord.gg/getplayed and help us decide what game we will play this month! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @getplayedpod. Check out our premium series Get Anime'd on patreon.com/getplayed. Join us on our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/getplayed Wanna leave us a voicemail? Call 616-2-PLAYED (616-275-2933) or write us an email at getplayedpod@gmail.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Matt has the PlayStation 2.
He's in the new PlayStation 2.
Yeah, that's why we're over at his house.
I can't wait to play this thing.
Okay, guys.
I'm really excited you guys are here.
I have a pretty extensive game collection.
Already?
Yeah, I have a bunch of games.
Wow, this thing just came out.
I can't fucking wait.
Yeah, do you guys want to games. Wow, this thing just came out. I can't fucking wait. Yeah.
Do you guys want to play The Mask?
That's a Genesis game, right?
I didn't know it came out for PS2.
Yeah, it's so crazy too.
It looks so good on the PlayStation 2.
It almost looks live action.
It's awesome.
I haven't heard of this game,
but the current date is November of 2000,
so the system is still new,
and so I don't know its full library.
Yeah, it's so crazy.
Jim Carrey's in the game.
Is this just a DVD?
Let me see that.
Yeah, this is just a DVD of the mask. No, dude, it plays on the PlayStation 2. It's in the game. Is this just a... Let me see that. Yeah, this is just a DVD of the mask.
Dude, it plays on the PlayStation 2.
It's a video game.
Well, let's set it aside for now.
Let's see what else you got.
It's like maybe a Dragon's Lair situation
where he just thought he was playing.
I don't know.
No, it's...
All my games run on the PlayStation 2, okay?
They don't work on anything else.
Okay, great.
What do you got? I want to play.
Yeah, I want to play something. Do you guys want to
play A Time to Kill?
Is that like an
action game?
It's sort of like a, like,
I think it's like a murder mystery game
actually. It's
pretty good.
I've played it a couple of times already.
It's pretty quick.
They got Matthew McConaughey to be in the game, and it's like good. I've played it a couple of times already. It's pretty quick. They got Matthew McConaughey to be in the game,
and it's kind of like a breakout
sort of role for him in this game.
Let me look at the box for this game.
All right, this box art looks like a movie poster.
It's got Sandra Bullock, Sam Jackson,
my favorite actor Kevin
Spacey this is
this is the DVD for the movie A Time to
Kill I keep saying this word DVD
and it's making me fucking
furious okay cause these are
games they play on the
PlayStation 2 a video game
console you understand
look do you have like a like
SSX or something or madden you know i have
twister my dude dark cloud twister twister they made a game out of twister yeah and it's not what
you're thinking it's not the board game it's uh it's this video game where you play as these
tornadoes and you suck up the cows and stuff okay you, you play as them? You can control the tornado? Or is this the movie with Bill Paxton?
It's sort of like the implication
is that you're doing it.
It's another DVD movie.
What about Unforgiven?
Clint Eastwood,
Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman,
is that who we're dealing with?
It's crazy that they're in a video game.
Who even knew that they know what this is?
Deconstruction of a Western.
I think...
Yeah, this is...
No.
Matt's dumb.
That's the issue.
I'm not dumb.
You guys made up this DVD thing.
I don't even know what that is.
Okay.
Fine.
Okay.
Why don't we play The Road Warrior?
Where did you go to buy these games?
Did you go...
That's a place that only sells movies.
They sell movies.
They're in every ball in America right now.
They do not sell video games.
I'm going to ask you guys to leave unless you guys want to play the
bridges of Madison County with me.
Honestly,
I do want to play that.
Yeah, I feel
like we're all up for a good sensitive time.
Great, let's pop it in.
Here we go.
The first level, the credits.
This game's hard.
We plug in our DualShock
2s and clear space on our memory cards
as we draft PlayStation 2 games this week on Get Played, your one-stop show for good games, bad games, and every game in between.
It's time to get played.
I'm your host, Heather Ann Gamble, along with my fellow host, Nick Weiger.
That's me, Nick Weiger, and I am here with our third host, Matt Apodaca.
Hello, everyone.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back, Bucket, to the best.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
The lead video game podcast on the internet.
Nothing supersedes Get Played.
No, and this came out this week, actually.
That's true.
If you're listening to this, don't worry about where it was said or what publication said it,
but it's in print.
It may have been said on this podcast, and the print was a transcript of this podcast. what publication said it, but that is that it's in print.
It may have been said on this podcast and the print was a transcript of this podcast.
Don't worry about that. I think we can say
Time Magazine,
Life Magazine,
the New York
Times,
and
what? I said the failing New York
Times? The failing New York Times the failing New York Times and
President Joe Biden all called
Get Played
the premium video game podcast
this week
I mean Biden said it and everybody else had to quote him
yeah well yeah sure
Biden's a day one listener
so this is huge
it's about time he
said something
I think I should be up front with the listener This is huge. And yeah, it's about time. It's about time he said something.
I think I should.
I think I should be up front with the listener.
Wow.
We record at different time zones.
That's right.
I'm at the nighttime.
The boys are in the daytime.
We're in the morning.
These are completely like we're like 13 hours apart.
It's 8 a.m. Pacific when our record session starts.
And that is the equivalent to 5 p.m. for you.
Yeah, it's nighttime.
It's not nighttime, nighttime.
It's not like I'm going to bed nighttime, but it's nighttime.
And I want to say.
You're wearing a sleeping cap.
I'm going to bed in the middle of the podcast.
That's what I'm doing today.
No, I just I feel like I've got to admit that I've had, for the first time during our records, a couple of drinks.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Nick, anything you want to come clean with?
I'm also hammered.
I actually, that's great.
I love it. I love it.
I love it.
I think this is awesome.
This is a great energy for us.
Yeah.
Also,
I might laugh at you guys today.
I won't count on it,
but that's huge.
That sounds like a challenge to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You texted,
by the way,
you texted us ahead of time that you'd had a few drinks.
And so when the record started,
I,
you know,
you're,
you're very cogent and you seem like normal Heather without, even if you, you know, if you,. And so when the record started, I, you know, you're very cogent
and you seem like normal Heather without,
even if you, you know,
if you hadn't made that disclaimer,
I wouldn't know anything was different.
But I was expecting you to be like,
let's do a podcast.
Pick up.
You're going to be a sleepy cartoon drunk.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm a loose, I'm a loosey goose.
That's what I am. I'm just a little loose a little
goose a little loose but it's gonna be a good show we're really excited about today's topic
i'm excited about um the future of video gaming as a medium uh before we get we get into that
while you're talking alcohol i have a related story uh which is that matt i ran into our mutual friend tyler moss at
the farmer's market okay yeah and he tells me he said i saw matt apodaca at a bar yeah he was by
himself playing boulders gate three on a steam deck yeah yes yeah i uh the other night I ran into it well this is the funny thing
holy shit
so alpha
there's a fire right by my house
I had to
leave
my home for just like an hour
my girlfriend had to do something and I was like you know what
I'm just gonna get out of here
she had an appointment
on the phone and I was like I'll just get out just to give you some space.
I'll go have a drink at a local spot, and I'll bring my Steam Deck because I wanted to play Baldur's Gate anyway.
And I was like, I'll just take this with me.
And I had been there for approximately an hour, and I was literally getting ready to leave.
And I know Tyler.
This is the funny thing, too, is um you've told stories about tyler before me uh this cool guy that you know from the farmer's
market and i was like wow i hope i ever get to meet tyler someday i already know this motherfucker
yeah i didn't realize it was the same tyler for a while yeah uh so then now so seeing him there
we chatted a little bit about,
about games and stuff
and I was showing him
that I was,
yeah,
playing Baldur's Gate 3.
But,
let me tell you something
about this bar.
There's like a mosquito
problem there right now
and two times in a row,
two weeks in a row
I've been there
and I got mosquito bites
and I,
from inside.
That's a nightmare.
What's going on over there?
I don't know.
But, you know, it's a local spot, so I don't want to.
This bar is called Stagnant Water, right?
It's called the Mosquito Den.
But, yeah, it was a big thrill to see Tyler out in the wild.
And I had a brew dog with me.
Hell yeah.
I was sipping on a brew dog.
Hell yeah.
It's cold.
I have gone to a bar with my switch.
Like when the first Zelda came out,
I went to a bar with my switch and I felt pretty people were like,
oh, you're playing because one.
Early Zelda switch was in high demand not a lot of Switches around so people
were coming up and saying
wow is that the
Nintendo and then also
is that the Zelda and it felt pretty
pretty hype
did you have anybody come up to you and say
is that Baldur's Gate 3
on the Steam deck, Matt?
Most people completely ignored me for the most part, or they looked at me, saw that I was doing
something that they didn't understand and just kind of kept kept going. There were some people
next to me that I think were on possibly a second date.
They were having a great time.
Laughing, telling stories.
And I was like, shut the fuck up.
I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3.
Did you have headphones or were you playing on mute?
I had my AirPods.
God damn. So you were
disconnected from the world.
You were fully in
Baldur's Gate 3 three the music was too
loud at the bar so like that was the problem i was running into or i was like okay i can't really
i can hear a little bit but i'm blasting yeah you know but yeah i was trying not to uh talk to
anybody but then i saw tyler i put the whole thing down had a nice chat there you go because i'm not
rude no when they we know you're not rude.
You're a lovely man.
I'm sick of people saying I'm rude.
Next time if somebody comes up to you in the middle of a BG3 session,
you should just say,
This is not going to happen again.
You should just say,
Excuse.
Excuse.
Just like that.
Excuse is good.
What about this?
Until they leave. Finger up. Single finger up. Up, that. Excuse is good. What about this? Until they leave.
Finger up.
Single finger up.
Up, up, up, up.
That's pretty good.
Very good.
Very good.
Very good.
Up, up, up.
As soon as they keep trying to talk.
Or I hit him with the zip it.
Like the Dr. Evil.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
The Austin Powers zip it.
You could also do like a confounding time travel bit where you like say oh no no no
we don't have this conversation we don't no this doesn't this we can't have it because we don't we
had we didn't have it yeah and we can't throw off the line i'm gonna tell you right now so confused
i'm not smart enough to pull that off i think i can't i. I can't do it. I think you could. That's a fun thing for you to do
because you have your mind.
I have done it.
I believe you.
I did it at birds.
Oh, God.
Oh, I don't even.
Never mind.
We should discuss,
by the way,
birds is the name of a bar.
Heather didn't do that to birds.
No, no birds no no no
and i stalked myself from uh so okay we should talk a little bit about before we get into what
are you playing we should talk a little bit about this month's we play you play because we have not
settled it i we may not settle it today but i wanted to at least open the conversation because
we usually have a disclaimer about what that game what game we're going to cover at length
final episode of every month for new listeners is always an extended discussion
about one particular game that all of us are playing and uh you know last month we did dredge
the indie horror fishing game uh this month there's okay so there's just like kind of like a
bunch of big releases right now and some of them are kind of daunting in their scope.
The aforementioned Baldur's Gate 3, which we thought about covering last month, and we kind of all were, you know, Heather's still on Mac, so she only has the early access build.
intrepid discord users have taught me how to play on the mac on the release client so that i can so that i can start a full new fresh game and play it essentially live stream it to myself
oh there you go so i could play boulders gate but i i'm not certain look i got 10 days left
as of this record 10 days left in Holland and then I'm returning to the
United States of shame America where you belong where I belong it's just like an ashamed anyway
um so so I will be able to play more uh aggressively when I'm home but these 10 days
I'm gonna lose yes I I will also say part of my concern with doing a BG3 episode at the end of September is that
I could see the discourse being exhausted by that point.
Like, will we have anything novel to say?
Right.
You know, because I'm already seeing not that I've gotten to the end game or anything, but
I've already seen so many like YouTube breakdowns of
story and characters and shit that have been uploaded. I haven't watched them, but, you know,
I know that stuff is out there. There's also Armored Core 6, which I know both of you are
playing. I wasn't planning on playing right away, but, you know, I'm I'm open to the possibility,
although jumping into a from game right now to me seems daunting. Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Save it.
Save it, Matt.
Save it, Matt.
Okay.
There's Starfield, which is going to,
we're recording this still in August,
but will be coming out and on Game Pass,
so widely available in the next couple weeks.
It's not, wait, it is available on Game Pass?
Mm-hmm. Day one Game Pass, couple weeks. Wait, it is available on Game Pass? Day one
Game Pass, Starfield. Yeah, 100%.
A week away
as of this record. That says a lot to me
about what their perceived quality
of that game is internally.
I disagree.
I think that says that they think that
this is a fucking AAA game
that is going to get people on Game Pass.
This might be a mic drop. They might be flopping their dick to get people on game pass. Yeah. But you know,
a mic drop,
they might be flopping their dick out on the table or something.
Cause yeah. Cause this all has to do with,
you know,
there you hold your mic with your dick.
Don't worry about it.
If I saw a stand up,
hold the mic with his penis.
First of all,
I think.
Yeah.
If no comic has done this, i think they should do this if you could take a microphone and pretend it's your dick i would laugh my ass off probably for
the rest of my life would be very funny that's so funny it's so funny and like try to fuck stuff
with the mic that's very funny i'm about to like cry laughing right now that is so funny well you
can do other dick stuff too like you know jack it off or like suck it off or whatever all that stuff these are all possibilities
no one's done it it's too funny i agree i i'm laughing thinking about it
see the thing that sucks is i am laughing
i think we're thinking of different things, though. I'm thinking of a human person coming out on stage.
Mm hmm.
With a microphone duct taped to their penis.
Got it.
OK, yeah, that is.
I was not thinking like a like a like a T a T structure.
And then they try and do the entire set leaning over.
You're trying to suck themselves off.
No, I mean, I, no.
Nick, not everybody's trying to do that all the time.
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So we got Armored Core 6, we got Starfield, and then, you know, another game.
So we could, again, these are all big boys the including bg3 these
are all big boys these are all these are all massive games or or you know games that are large
in scope um and uh and another game we've talked about which is a throwback but you know we've been
trying to find a spot for it and you know one approach is like this is just the month to do it
and we're all playing whatever big new releases we want to play on our own
and we can talk about them.
But if we finally did Killer7...
Do we finally do Killer7?
Five years into the podcast.
Has it been five years?
I think it has.
That doesn't sound right.
It's been four and a half.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's been four and a half because I think the first time that Nick said, what about a podcast like this?
I replied with, I've just been diagnosed with breast cancer.
That's right.
Yeah.
Good job, Nick.
So it's almost exactly five years ago. Our first episode was recorded in December of 2018, and it wouldn't release until June,
the following June in 2019.
Well, then no.
No, it precedes it.
It precedes it.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
It took a long time for something to...
I'm not trying to be a downer.
I'm fine. People, the downer. I'm fine.
The listeners know.
I don't know if they all know.
Why did it take so long?
To get breast cancer?
No, no, no. I don't think...
Take your time with that.
I don't think anybody should
rush to that.
I was thinking about...
I'm trying to remember why the first episode
took so long,
but I think there was,
you had a lot of things going on.
I think we did have to sort of take a break.
Yeah.
I think,
I think it was,
yeah,
I had to have surgery and treatment and then,
and then we,
we rolled right in to the premier video game podcast,
mid 2019.
That's right.
So,
so kill it.
So yes,
it has been a while since we've talked about doing this game killer
seven it is on steam it is a you know it's it's a it's a well-reviewed port so i think we can
we we could have a good representation of it yeah i it's of the of the options
the shortest one and it's still only it's still 14 hours to finish but but but yeah that's that's
more yeah but but i'm i'm also like we don't have to sell it now we could also just there there's
other stuff that may come up we could also put this to a poll which we did in the past which
worked out great for us so you know i have a big pitch okay Okay, go for it. I think we could, because we just played a modern game,
we could pick a game based on today's draft.
That's a fun idea.
We could pick one of these games that not everybody has played,
and we could lean in hard on a classic.
Fuck, I have some I'd want to do. That's a fun idea. And we could like lean in hard on a classic. Fuck.
I have some I'd want to do.
That's a fun idea.
Okay.
Well, we'll get to that.
We'll get to that topic.
And we'll see if that informs what we're going to do.
This is the kind of fun you get from me after I've had a couple of drinks.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
That's a really good idea.
I hope y'all are ready to play whatever I say.
Don't spoil it.
But okay. That's for the future.
As for now, everyone,
what are you playing?
I'm hoping he doesn't show up.
I think he'd be out of control.
Oh, okay.
You're keeping him at bay.
Right.
Staying out of the moonlight.
Well, I want to go third here and because I want to talk
a little bit about a place that I went
on my world warrior journey
here
here in Holland
so Nick
what are you playing
well as of this recording
a game I'd had my eye on sea of stars released yesterday uh sea of stars
is a throwback uh it's it's a it's a throwback jrpg styled game uh with a bunch of streamlining
and modern quality of life improvements and it is getting rave reviews it's also on game pass
a few months back maybe maybe a year back, I can't remember.
It was a while back.
I discussed the demo, which I was really impressed by.
And I was worried that the first few hours of gameplay would just be a retread of the demo,
but it's actually a different chunk of the game.
So it felt like mostly new stuff.
Also, I've discussed at some point in the in what are you playing?
I've talked about the developer Sabotage Studios previous game, The Messenger, which is a platformer that turns into a Metroidvania midway through.
And it's, you know, it's a cool design that I kind of fell off of.
But I really I really appreciated the craft.
This game is rad.
It is so fun.
I've just again it came out yet like
yesterday so i just started playing it last night so i have like two hours of gameplay but it is it
has you know talking about the quality of life improvements it's just like things like the map
is the maps of the individual areas and the world map are like just a little bit more compact than
they might be in in a classic design just so you have a little bit more compact than they might be in a classic design, just
so you have a little bit less like it's still fun to explore, but it's just like a little
bit less like ground to cover.
And your run cycle is super duper fast.
You're just sprinting all over the map.
So you don't have to like, you know, waste a bunch of time backtracking.
Also, like if you finish an area, you'll unlock like a shortcut that will lead back to so
you can sprint through it again if you need to go back to it.
And speaking of the traversal, there's all sorts of environmental traversal that just makes it a little bit more dynamic.
You know, there's all these different levels you can ascend and descend to via, you know, jumps and climbing and ladders and what have you.
There's all sorts of, you know caverns that
you can uh across and then also you know like areas like tightropes you can walk and um uh you
know little ledges you can uh you can edge along uh all this sort of stuff just to make it feel a
little bit more like you're just running around uh so it's it and then that leads into the combat
uh which you see the enemies on screen which which I, which I really like. It all feels very, very Chrono Trigger. I mean, it feels like a direct spiritual air, uh, right down to having some music by Yasunori Mitsuda, theo trigger between your different party members uh but then the combat is is so fun because it has those elements
that are you know that have been added to a lot of uh that that became a part of a lot of rpgs
which is just like some a little bit of timed attacks and and timed parries so you can parry
attacks from enemies uh you can uh you can enhance your individual attacks when you land them.
And for instance, there's two protagonists.
You choose which one you control or you choose which one is your main.
One is like more of a magic user, is like a sun magic.
And the other is more of a moon magic user.
And that one's a little bit more of a more
direct damage focused but like the the the moon magic user has a spell that uh you you're shooting
a a like a a crescent blast towards your enemy and then it ricochets back at you and then you
can kind of boomerang strike it back and forth until it hits a max threshold uh and it accelerates
as you do so uh kind of like you're just ponging it back and forth until it hits a max threshold uh and it accelerates as you do so
uh kind of like you're just ponging it back and forth at the enemy and it does more damage as a
result and that's it's just super active and it's super fun and it just keeps the combat from just
being like toggling through menus um and that ties into the boss fights which are super which
the the the couple i've got i've been through have been like, you know, these huge models of these of these characters, these huge like I don't know if they're sprites or I don't know what they don't know what the engine is doing exactly.
I don't know if they're 3D models that are, you know, kind of cel shaded and made to look like pixel art, but they are like really well animated and like fuck just fucking big.
Like, I just like seeing a big old big old boss especially
in this sort of throwback game
and
and those have been super fun and had their own
mechanics also
there is a great party
member girl the
warrior cook what a
class hell warrior cook
that sounds like um Final Fantasy
nine right quick quina quina What a class. Hell. Warrior cook. That sounds like Final Fantasy IX. Right.
Quina?
Quina?
Quina, yeah.
With a big tongue.
As an aside, I just wanted to say, I love this segment because it's like I'm on the playground as a kid.
And somebody has a game, and I don't have that game.
And they're telling me all about that game.
And I'm just, I'm fucking riveted.
What is the art style like, Nick?
Let me get, I mean, I should just bring some up.
Because it's, you know, it's like, it looks like a Super Nintendo.
It looks like a Super Nintendo JRPG with really good art direction.
It also has, like, kind of like a, kind of like a,
the random me of, like, Lunar Silver Star Saga, or, like, some of the a um uh the random me of like lunar silver star saga or like
some of these games where it would like it will throw to like a full screen animation like for
like a 2d style animation for some of the cinematics for some key ones um hold on let
me just share it can i share my screen uh there just this sort of look to it um see if i can get through some more
yeah just this sort this sort of really lush palette it's beautiful yeah it's it's a gorgeous
game it really gives you uh i mean the art feels a little the art feels like Western, but anime inspired.
And I don't know if that's the case, but it really evokes Saturn game to me.
Yeah, no, that's a good call.
It's it's like when they really perfected like 2D design and art.
Yeah.
So maybe it is or like a yeah or like a playstation
you know what the
rare like playstation
2d game
yeah it's it's I think it is a western developer
actually where the hell are they actually from
but it's a it's a really impressive game so
far they're in they're in Quebec
yeah so a western developer
creating this chrono
trigger ask
lunar silver star
story
astral it's giving me astral
from Sega Saturn
that's sort of like
big beautiful sprite work
it's a pretty game and I'm
interested in that soundtrack too
hey could be we play you play candidate
oh it could be
regardless we don't have to settle that now but regardless Hey, could be we play you play candidate. Oh, it could be.
Regardless, we don't have to settle that now.
But regardless, I think this is if you're if you're into these sort of games, it's on Game Pass.
It's also on everything. As far as I know, I think it's definitely on Switch.
I think it's on.
I think there's a PlayStation port.
If you're into this sort of thing, definitely check it out.
I'm having I'm having a hoot with it.
Matt, what are you playing?
Yeah, Matt, what are you playing yeah matt what are you playing well i'm still playing balder's gate 3 right and at a bar at a bar currently
right now yeah they won't let me in um i'm playing i've been i've still been playing that
and i'm finally like.
For the last like two weeks of me playing the game, I've been doing kind of the same stuff.
Like I've been dying, trying to go a different way, dying, trying to go a different way.
And then sometimes I'm playing.
And I'm just walking around and seeing what i find
and like i found like some side quests and stuff i found some very interesting side quests
some interesting characters along the way and i'm finally now i feel like progressing the story
which i think is uh i'm excited about because I was getting kind of sick of.
What I was doing, like losing a lot and sure, I'm still losing on occasion, but I'm losing to different things now, which is good, but I'm really just trying to level up.
but I'm really just trying to level up because I'm level four right now for those playing along at home and I'm in the under dark and I just met
these really interesting like mushroom creatures.
Oh,
okay.
And I'm just fascinated by them.
I don't know what's going on with them yet,
but I'm just like i think this is
the thing about dnd and uh and i guess these games the world is so interesting anything they show me
i want to know everything about it i'm just like right this is so cool uh this like these this race
of mushroom people,
they have this own,
and everybody's got their own fucking thing going on,
their own battle that they're like,
hey, could you help me with this?
And you could either be like, ah, fuck off,
or okay, I'll help,
but I'm just helping everybody.
I know that there's a way to play this game where you can be bad or whatever,
but I'm just kind of helping everybody along the way.
And I just, I think I'll be, I mean, or whatever, but I'm just kind of helping everybody along the way. And
I just, I think I'll be,
I mean, I'm not
even out of Act 1. I'm still in
Act 1. I've played 20 hours so far.
I'm still very
much in, I think,
early Act 1.
So, I'll
be playing this game
possibly for the rest of my life.
But I,
but I'm,
I'm really enjoying it.
I,
I,
I said this,
I said this before,
but I just really can't believe like,
I just can't believe this game.
Every,
every time I play it,
even for just a little bit,
I'm just like,
wow,
that was so fun.
I could have done nothing.
And I was like, this is a, this was so fun. I could have done nothing, and I was like, this was a blast.
I love this.
But all that to say,
I also started Armored Core 6,
which I didn't think I was going to do,
but then Heather was talking about it a little bit.
Our pal Zig. Zig was really in my ear i gotta say
wow i think i partially i wasn't really gonna maybe do this but i think i pulled the trigger
because zig was like you just have to get in here man you just minutes and immediately was like
this is a video game
this is it
this is it right here
this is what everybody's trying to do
everybody making a video game is trying to make this
it's fucking robots man
it's robots
it's big guns, it's big jumping
it's big hitting it's very good It's big guns. It's big jumping. It's big hitting.
It's very good.
It's,
it's,
it's so good.
And,
and,
you know,
it's,
it's from soft,
but it's different,
right?
It's a different type of game.
It's not what I would consider.
Like,
I feel like when people talk about from soft games,
they're talking about like the souls of it all, right?
Like those types of games.
Yes.
The first boss in this fucker,
in the fucking tutorial level,
stomped my ass like 20 times.
So it is a FromSoft game.
So it is.
Yeah, what's your point?
I guess, yeah. I didn't know this one was like that too like i don't think they typically are but like it's not like the same
way we're like i mean i can't parry there's not a lot of like i mean i guess there are i have a
sword i have a gun and i have like missiles and what i had to really figure out was when it was appropriate to use what attack.
Right.
And that had a different strategy for this boss.
Could you just went in and attacked?
I'm sure.
Yeah.
My strategy on this first boss was I lost twice and I was like, oh, this sucks.
What the fuck is happening?
Why am I losing?
I know what I'm supposed to be doing.
Dodge around,
use a buildings,
use a cover,
zip around in the sky.
I was like,
this isn't me.
I know who I am.
And so I,
I did a different strategy,
but Matt,
talk about your,
talk about your experience.
I,
well,
I'm bad at games.
So of course you took to it pretty
you know, you took to it like
water. I reject that assessment.
Yeah, I reject that too. I reject that assessment.
You finished some big boy games.
I finished big boy games and you know
I
don't play the same way I guess is what I'm saying.
The learning
curve is
steeper for me with games games like this and i had never
played played an armored core game before but i when i took this fucker down this like helicopter
or whatever it was i felt i felt amazing i felt so good yeah i because i i learned it was it it it felt like live die repeat kind of
or you know uh all you need is kill for that matter sure i'm getting smoked i don't know why
i'm watching this helicopter okay it's staying stationary that's a good time to use my missiles.
Okay, those take,
because you have to stagger them
to then get up close
and use your big blade on them,
and that does a lot of damage.
So you stagger them.
You're shooting regular blasts at them the whole time.
They stop.
You got to be dodging too.
You got to be dodging a lot.
They stop, shoot some missiles, start running around again,
shooting at them a lot.
Missiles, they're staggered.
Then you fucking get up there and use your big blade on them,
take out like half their life.
And it's like, okay, now I'm feeling good.
You kind of just repeat, you know, rinse and repeat that situation.
And then you take them down.
And I know that that's not going to work for everybody,
but it worked for this guy.
And I was like,
okay,
now,
now I understand the game.
Now I know that you have to play,
you have to watch what they're doing,
figure out when's a good time to use your attacks and,
and then get in there.
But then I guess now there's also like a building component that I haven't
done yet.
There's like, you can design haven't done yet. You can design
your own mechs. You can
use different kinds. There are
different kinds?
There are different kinds!
There are different kinds! It's not just one type of robot
in there. You can have a tank.
You can have...
That's the only other kind that I've seen.
But that's a different one! it's a different kind than what I
thought so I'm gonna be playing this
a lot too and uh you know
the
looks fucking cool
it's fucking great man it's so good
and the thing that
you know I just
I can't I just
can't address the
backlog I've made a lot of promises to myself this year that I've just really let
go.
Um,
yeah,
I,
I've got a,
you know,
like just on that note,
I've kind of had to take the approach of games are books.
If you were like,
I'm going to read the entire library,
that's a life's work.
You will not achieve.
No,
you just have to,
you know what?
Like I'm going to,
I'm going to play some games.
I'm going to not play some others.
Playing a game is a decision to not play another game and i can't play everything i was
introduced i was introduced to a new phrase perhaps from tiktok through my wife wow and it's dnf
do you nuke them forever no uh nick holy shit you're sick really fast it's disgusting you're sick
um dnf damn i'm looking good my piss is thick
watch me fuck a horse
why vote for me for president of the United States.
Okay, I will.
My vice president is going to be the shit I'm about to take.
I have one long ball.
and somehow all these lines are from john carpenter movies just stolen um dnf means did not finish and it is a uh it is like a book talk i think it's a book
this is my assumption here but uh mary Mary used it in conversation the other day.
And I was like, oh, okay, DNF.
And I think that, like you said, it applies to games.
I have a DNF on my list of games that I played this week that I probably won't return to.
Wow.
Is it my turn?
It's your turn.
Yeah, go for it.
All right. First off, I want to to say I'll tell you what I'm playing
and then I got a little talk about the World Warrior
journey I'm on
one
I played Armored Core 6
fought that boss a couple of times
and I was like, this sucks
what is happening
I never have this kind of issue like
what is going on uh and then i was like oh i'm not i'm not being true to myself what would i do if i
was in a mech and this thing was facing me down and it was never fire missiles never fire your gun
rush that motherfucker and use your sword only so i flew it arrives and I flew directly at it, jammed my mech into its wing
so that it could not free me and just sorted it over and over again until it was dead.
And I was like, okay, that's, this feels like Heather's armored core. And then you immediately
get access to the garage where you can change up your mech.
And I painted mine bright red, just like Char, my hero.
You know Char now, Nick.
Oh, yeah.
Char Abagnale from Gundam.
Yeah.
So what did you call him?
Aznable.
Aznable?
Abagnale? Look, I've only watched the one series.
So I painted my
I knew it started with an A and had three syllables
I painted my
my mech boy red
and I'm ready to go but
that was one of three games I played
this week wow
and that's not including the segment
I'm gonna I'll tell you guys about
the other was I
you know I've still got Viking madness from our
sister podcast
My Exposure to Vinland Saga has
reignited my love for the Viking
reading a Viking book
and talked about Vikings last week
and so I was like, I gotta play a Viking game.
So I tried Hellblade
Senoa's
Sacrifice. I think I called it satsuna's sacrifice
it doesn't fucking matter um which was recommended to me by the discord people on the pod um this
game you play as i think a like a a celtic warrior who's got to go to the viking afterlife for, I think, to free the soul of your
husband or something.
Lots of
lore early on in the game can go
up to these monoliths and
hear about Viking lore.
And I was like, oh yes, this is fucking good.
This is the chunky meat that I want.
Fucking,
this is a puzzle game.
It's a fucking puzzle game you the instructions show combat
but then you get into it and you've got a and the puzzles also as i didn't get very far in the game
because i was like i'm not doing this uh we're like here are two runes on a gate you look at
the runes and then you have to look around until you can find them. And how do you find them in the environment?
You have to like line up tree branches so that they make a rune by like moving your body around and moving the camera around.
And I was like, I do not.
I can.
The idea of I stopped when I could see the rune and could not get it to activate.
By lining it up because I wasn't properly aligned.
I'm like, I'm looking at the fucking giant R.
You know that I'm looking at the R.
Give me the fucking R so I can lock it into the gate and I can progress to the next area.
Very frustrating gameplay.
So I gave that up.
Then I started God of War Ragnarok, finally.
Years after Matt has told us that this game is fantastic.
And you know what?
Matt was right.
Wow.
That's huge for me that I was so nervous.
Matt's fucking right.
It's fucking great so far.
It's giving me what I need which is you know them talking about the uh mythology of Ragnarok the concept which I just want I like I wish I could
just go to Viking school and just hear this shit all the time um fantastic game so far really
enjoying it really excited to play it I I think I'm going to play that.
I'm going to lean into that before I play more of Armored Core 6.
Or maybe I'll swing back and forth.
Who knows?
But the most exciting thing of the last week for me, guys,
was that I went to the National Video Game Museum in the Netherlands.
Wow.
Amsterdam! game museum in the netherlands wow which how the what the fuck aren't their national video game museums everywhere because we have all this precious art that we stole that we have to show off here
i'm gonna what I'm gonna read uh the history of the National Video Game Museum which is in
Zutomir a garage in the Hague is the place where the adventure began in 2008 with two friends
Hassan Tastamir and Pascal Rapiles or Rapies I don't know how to say it the garage soon became
too small after which they moved to a shed in an industrial area.
Unfortunately, the shed was not heated and everything had to be transferred to.
And this is a translated website.
So if I'm doing this wrong, I'm sorry.
But they moved to a shed in the Ministry of Agriculture in the middle of the winter
when this building had to be emptied.
The collection of 10 arcade video games and some spare
parts was stored in an old showroom for classic cars because there was no room to renovate or
play the cabinets they were looking forward to a suitable space it was founded in it was the
space was found in 2011 on kolbat strata and zutomir there hasan decided to rent the location
with four friends,
and the adventure could grow into a meeting place of their own
to practice their hobby
and relax with a game.
So, this starts as a personal collection.
By the time Heather visits this place in 2023,
it is among the coolest buildings
I have ever been in
in my entire fucking life.
Wow.
It is a full functioning, pristine arcade and museum with contextually accurate rooms
that you could play the games in.
So, for example, if you wanted to play an Atari 2600, there was a sectioned off area that was a 1970s living room with a 1970s television so that you could sit in the room and be like, this is what it was like to play the Atari when it was released.
I'm going to share my screen with you guys so that you can see a little bit of what I saw at the museum.
As you enter into the museum, there's like a hallway full of like accessories and like video game themed stuff.
So the first thing I took a photo of is a Street Fighter 2 Rock'em Sock'em Robots like a handheld tabletop game.
Like, fucking great.
I was like, oh, I'm in good hands.
Skylar and Ryu facing off.
You round the corner
and you see an original Pong.
Like, an original Pong machine
with the original dial paddles
in order to play.
Wow.
As you guys can see from this photo,
the quality of this machine was
as if it came
out of the past and was dropped
here in the present.
I don't know if this has been restored or what, but it is
pristine. It's pristine.
Every machine in there was pristine.
They had
Just real quick, because I don't think I've ever seen
an original, an OG Pong cabinet
in the wild. Had you encountered this? I'd never seen it. I'd never seen an original, an OG Pong cabinet in the wild. Had you had you encountered this?
I'd never seen it.
I'd never seen it before.
Looks cool as hell.
To the left of this, this photo, and we're going to put a lot of these up on social media, is the 1970s living room where you could play Atari 2600 or the Vectrex, both in pristine condition.
Unfathomable.
pristine condition, unfathomable. You can see a glass case that has all of the accessories for these old 70s video games. Also, all just like each one had like its own card with like the
history of the accessory and how they came into possession of it. They had candy cabinets from
the 1990s that like every joystick was in perfect working order every button wasn't sticky the
cabinets themselves were like clean and precise i've got a photo here of street fighter 3 third
strike yeah on a astro city which is my personal dream cabinet um there were neo geo machines
wolves too um they had uh you've the background, they had an entire section of racing games.
So you could play Daytona USA or Initial D
and everything was all linked and everything worked
and everything was free to play.
You enter the museum and you pay to get in,
but then every machine you can play
for the two hours that your ticket is good for.
Wow.
They had Guitar Hero.
What an awesome bit of curation and preservation.
Yeah.
That's so cool.
It's incredible.
They had Guitar Hero Arcade, Matt,
which I'm sure you would have loved.
Let's fucking go.
I was actually, I do like that.
I was always hesitant to play Guitar Hero out
because I was just very aware
of how much you were touching the buttons.
Oh, sure. to play Guitar Hero out because I was just very aware of how much you were touching the buttons.
Oh, sure.
They had cabinets for Mario and Sonic
at the Olympics 2020,
which I didn't know
there were cabinets for.
And these are interactive,
like Wii Fit style.
You run, you jump.
Yeah.
And that's how you interact
with your character on the screen.
They had my favorite cabinet
of all time, which I've talked about on the show.
Baby Pac-Man.
This is wild.
Where you play Pac-Man on the top screen and then you can you send him through a like a gate at the bottom and then it becomes a pinball machine.
And it was I've never seen this machine pristine before.
Wow.
And it is perfect.
There aren't scratches on the art.
There's no graffiti anywhere on the machine
and all the buttons are clicky.
They had an entire retrospective of Pac-Man
and they had every handheld video game
that has ever fucking been released.
Each of them with rare variant copies
of the handheld machine.
I've zoomed in here on a cabinet
that also had,
I mean, I haven't even,
I've never heard of this fucking Game Gear.
They had a GG White,
which is a Game Gear
that had the TV tuner built into the Game Gear.
I've never fucking seen or heard of this machine.
And it was there.
The rad colorway too.
In Zutomir.
Wow.
They had rare variants of like mainstream consoles.
They had one of the 6,500 gold PS4s
happened to be at this fucking Zutomir museum.
They had the PlayStation Taco Bell edition.
Wow.
Which you can see here in this photo I took.
PlayStation and Taco Bell started an interesting collaboration in 2014.
If customers bought a big box menu, They could win this golden PlayStation 4.
The collaboration was not a big success
and multiple giveaway actions were necessary.
This is a fucking machine that you couldn't get
unless you won it from Taco Bell.
They have one of the PlayStation 4 20th anniversary colorways,
which is, I think, there's only like...
Oh, yes.
There's only 12,000 of these were made.
They have Nintendo 64 and all the Nintendo 64, like Donkey Kongas.
They have rooms set up so they had a section dedicated to computer gaming with era specific computers that you could play Windows 95 games on mid 2000s games on late 2000s games on.
There's some this this this looks like a I'm trying to is this Warcraft three?
What do they have on? I don't know. It looks like a Warcraft'm trying to... Is this Warcraft 3? What do they have on the...
I don't fucking know.
This looks like a Warcraft.
I don't know.
But I can't quite tell the era from the screenshot.
They had an entire section of gun games,
like Terminator 2 Judgment Day or Time Crisis.
That was the American section.
They had the evolution of virtual reality,
starting with a virtual boy and going all the way to the PSVR too.
They had all of the accessories for the original NES,
including a robot controller that I've never seen.
Mary got to play a game called Starblade,
which had a huge wraparound cabinet and like flat shaded polygons.
They had a 1980s section that was Burger Time, Asteroids, Galaga, Ladybug, Tron, and all
of them, all of them were in perfect condition.
I don't know if I don't know how this this this place exists he's blazed past a shot
of mary in a fucking cabinet with her tongue out like look at this i've got a photo here of this
like 1970s room with a rotary phone a working vet vectrix that you could just pick up like you just
can like sit in this room and like play these old games and they are
they're perfect it was that that that like commitment to the this this era specificity
and the aesthetic of the playrooms is really cool that that room looks like where uh where
bob crane was murdered it's like it's the perfect encapsulation of the 1970s. I have a photo here of a Commodore 64 that was set up at a desk.
And you could, there's a huge thick instruction manual next to the keyboard in case you didn't know what you were doing.
But you could also, it had a cabinet of floppy disks.
And you could just choose which game to play on a commodore 64
which is so cool i can't imagine that level of trust existing at an american museum like i can't
imagine people going with steel shit or fucking rip it up yeah write their names on it just to
be assholes um here's a photo of m playing Space Invaders. Look at how fucking clean this cabinet
is. It looks like it was made
yesterday.
I can't
stress enough
here's a 1980s room
I can't stress enough
how also they had
a cabinet that was only Kojima
and I was like that's fucking great.
Oh look at that. That's fucking cool.
Um,
wow.
It was,
it was,
it was almost a religious experience.
I've never,
there's a game that I'm showing you guys here called denture to go,
which is a Japanese train simulator from the,
from the fucking,
I think early 2000s or late 90s,
which is built into a full-sized train car.
And they had the entire cabinet at this place.
Yeah.
Nick's going to Howard Hughes himself in there.
The final piece I have up is
the rarest thing for me personally,
which is the Game Boy Color
sewing machine, where you
could play a game to make
patterns, and then you slot your Game
Boy Color into the sewing machine and you could
sew it onto a
fabric.
What?
What?
You can... It's like like a it was a game it what would it so
patterns that you made on the game boy i don't know why this of all the things was like the
most shocking that's wild because it's so elaborate and unnecessary it's not it's to
the point of like i can't believe someone thought of that and then made it.
Well, I think the idea is, you know, because there's always, especially with a new platform,
there's always like, how can we expand this beyond the existing demographic that's already buying it?
It's like, I don't know, sewing enthusiasts.
Let's make a sewing game.
And some of that shit worked.
You know, it was things like brain training or Wii Fit. Right. But, you know, like, I don't know. That's a sewing game. And some of that shit worked, you know, it was, it was things like brain training or we fit.
Right.
But you know,
like I,
I don't know.
That's a cool swing.
Um,
this,
this place was in a mall.
So when I got there,
I was a little confused.
First,
first off,
nobody like Zootomir is not like a big city.
Like we took a train there.
We brought our bikes so that afterwards we could bike to the Hague and have like lunch or something.
Right.
Watch a war crime trial.
Yeah.
Visit the grave of Slobodan Milosevic.
So we go there and we bike into the center of the city.
And I was like, oh, no, this is this is going to be rough.
This is like I'm going to a mall.
I've been duped like the website's flashy, but they're not going to be rough. This is like I'm going to a mall. I've been duped.
Like the website's flashy,
but they're not going to have anything.
I cannot sing the praises of this place enough.
If you are ever in the Netherlands,
visit the National Video Game Museum
and pay respects to the entire history of video gaming.
It's remarkable.
What an amazing slideshow that was. Yeah, thanks
Heather. Yeah. Thanks Heather. We'll put it up on
social media if you're listening. Go to our
our zitter
or our Instagram
and you can see
you can see those
shitty photos. I just took photos with
my phone. I didn't bring my camera.
I didn't expect to need it.
Fucking amazing.
A lot of cool shit.
Hey, you know, speaking of video game history,
still the biggest selling, or is
it number two? Console of all time.
What are you playing?
Okay, no, it's too late.
No, you're like an hour late.
I don't know what your excuse is,
but at this point, we don't need you.
I'll be in the den.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Is everything okay?
I'm fine.
I took a taxi.
Send us a text next time,
because then we can just say like,
hey, you don't need to show up, you know, because you come in all this way and we're already done with the segment.
It's just kind of a waste of everyone's time.
You're going to give me your numbers.
Nick.
Yeah.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up?
I don't think we should do that.
OK.
I think this is kind of what happens is that, like, you know, he shows up and we're like, oh, great. But then we should do that. Okay. And I think this is kind of what happens is that like,
you know,
he shows up and we're like,
Oh great.
But then we engage with it.
We've sort of enabled this behavior.
And I think it's like kind of like a,
you know,
I think,
Hey,
thanks for,
you didn't have to be,
you don't have to be here.
The segment's over.
That's it.
You know what I mean?
We can just leave it at that.
We can just leave it at that.
New listeners,
I'm the Resident Evil 4 merchant.
And I'm here to ask you, what are you playing?
Okay, we'll just actually, you know what we'll do?
We'll take this part, and we'll just put it earlier,
and then that way he can give you some money,
and that's just kind of how we'll just do it.
We'll just do it like that.
We'll do it like that, yeah, that makes sense.
It won't make any sense, though, because it'll be like,
how did he lose his fingers? We didn't even like that. Yeah, that makes sense. It won't make any sense, though, because it'll be like, how did he lose his fingers?
We didn't even know that part.
Yeah, I didn't see.
I didn't notice.
I'm not taking inventory of people's digits when they come in, all right?
Frankly, I just assumed those fingers were always missing.
I jumped it.
I was water skiing.
Okay.
Sure, tell us the story. I jumped it. I was water skiing. Okay. Sure.
Tell us the story.
And I was going to jump.
I jumped off the back of the boat to get into the water to ski.
Mm-hmm.
The water skiing rope got tangled up in it
and so I was dragged
face into the water
legs on the boat
and the engine
which you guys
know from dredge
can be a dangerous machine
that's right yeah you be careful with that thing
ground up my hands
willy nilly
and I lost my fingers That's right. Yeah, you gotta be careful with that thing. Ground up my hands willy-nilly,
and I lost my fingers.
I'm having trouble even envisioning you,
Resident Evil merchant, water skiing.
Like, do you have a trench coat full of stun grenades you're still wearing?
Or do you put on a swimsuit?
Yeah, swimming costume is the English word.
Because that's almost weirder,
picturing you in a Speedo. No no full shorts didn't have to be a speedo
i don't know get up i wear my full get up got it trench coat mask hat
water skis to take the backpack off at least. That might have been part of your issue.
That's tougher to balance.
You might be, what do they call it in Diablo when you have too much stuff?
Encumbered.
You're encumbered.
Yeah.
All right, I'll let you guys go.
Yeah, sorry about your fingers.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Me too.
Yeah.
yeah sorry about your fingers yeah sorry about that me too yeah
but anyway yeah just
we can just use what
you said earlier what are you playing
we can just use that for the next few weeks so don't
worry about you got it
alright take care
I'm a virgin
okay didn't
want to know that that's fine
that's okay
I'll be in the den Didn't want to know that. That's fine. That's fine. That's okay.
I'll be in the den.
Okay.
The den?
I thought... Do we have a den?
Here's the thing.
Do you have a den?
I thought this podcast only hired people that fucked, okay?
I'm curious. I agree.
All right.
The PlayStation 2 is, in fact,
still the biggest selling game console of all time.
Wow.
It is. Switch is closing in on it.
And I think Switch is on a trajectory to surpass it.
But as of now, PlayStation 2 has 155 million units sold.
The successor to the PlayStation 1, which was itself a massive success.
And yeah, just one of the big boy consoles with just perhaps the most impressive library of any console i think that you can make that argument
it uh it just occurred to me why the switch 2 hasn't been announced or released yet and it's
because nintendo wants that record they want to top the PS2.
I think they could see that.
I think they also could just have the calculation of like,
we will just keep selling these fucking things.
Right, because nobody's getting the Switch because it's a powerhouse.
You're getting the Switch because you can play kind of everything Switch level or below on the Switch.
Yeah.
You don't like, I don't know that anybody who has a switch wants
to play starfield on it when you can you can you can play disco elysium on it yeah you can play
skyrim yeah matt you're playing red dead redemption on yeah i didn't talk about it, but yeah, I'm playing it there and it fucking rocks. It's so good.
It plays perfectly.
Well, the PS2 was still in the era where of big exclusives.
I mean, those still exist.
Sony still has its big exclusives and then just has this big exclusive.
But I think it was a much more, you know, consoles, I think, had much more exclusive libraries.
There was a lot less overlap, although that was starting to I think this was the generation where that was starting to also dissolve.
So it's kind of like a little bit of a transitional period where you'd see big games that would maybe launch on PS2 and then get Xbox and GameCube ports and what have you or vice
versa. I do think
there are a lot of big quality
PS2 games, like well-known games that are
multi-platform games, and we'll
see if some of those get
picked here, but yeah, this is
across our old DLC format
and our current format, we've drafted so far
the Nintendo DS, another
massive selling console, the PS1 and the current format, we've drafted so far the Nintendo DS, another massive selling console, the PS1
and the Nintendo 64
and now we are here in the
most current of these
drafts doing PS2.
So who wants to go first?
We talked about this a little bit
off pod before we started.
I'm not worried about
any of mine.
I think it's going to be you two. Not about any of mine right got it I think it's
going to be you to not about any of
the any I'm not worried about any of them
I I have a couple
that might be on your list I think
here's what I think because I was considering this
also and I was like I'm not worried about any of mine
I think the PS2 library is
so huge
that to choose 15
games which is what we're going gonna do 15 total five a piece five
a piece uh i also wonder if we're gonna have any overlap or if there are 15 solid like a plus for
each of us titles that not let that that everybody will be like god that's a good game that's a good game but none
of us are going to be super jealous of but we'll see i think we'll also get to the end of this
and we will 100 be be getting feedback like how could they possibly have left this on the board
how could they not have picked this and the the the issue is there's just like such a breadth of
the to your point heather of the library there's just like so many fucking good games for this particular console that, you know, you may not get to the deeper cut.
So you may not even get to some of the well-known AAA titles.
Since we've said that, don't say it to us.
No, we made the disclaimer.
We're anticipating it.
Sign up for our discord, which is Discord.gg slash get played.
Heather.
And say it to us.
Say it to us.
Do you know what the way to do it is?
I think just say what your five would be.
Right.
I think that's the way.
Because then you can just sort of.
Oh, they're five.
No, they, yeah.
If you want to have feedback, like, hey, here's what I would have picked.
You know, like, I think that's the way to do it.
As opposed to, you fucking idiots.
Yeah. How the fuck could you have forgotten this game? I don't mind it. You know, like, I think that's that's the way to do it. Join as opposed to you fucking idiots. Yeah.
How the fuck could you forgotten this game?
I don't mind it.
You can tag me and say you fucking idiot.
Don't do it.
It's going to make me sad to see it.
I just don't do that.
I got a ring.
I got a ring at a jewelry store that declares war on the world.
I'm really excited to live.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
Heather.
Heather has really uh upped terrifying
her her own personal game who wants to go first of having terrifying items i'll just knock this
one out go ahead matt one one at a time though right one at a time yeah we'll go one at a time
are nick do you want to go second or third okay i mean are we doing snake style or are we just going 1, 2, 3? Snake style
Okay we're not doing
snake style
I say that I'm not worried
Uh huh
Let's just do 1, 2, 3
I think this will be fine we'll just each take turns
But who's 2?
You know what I I'll go third.
I don't give a shit.
Holy shit.
All right, here we go.
Matt Apodaca.
All right, first one on the board.
No one's going to take this one.
And is it a waste?
Perhaps.
I'm going with my first pick, Kingdom Hearts 2, player.
You got to get what you want.
Yeah.
That's just how I think that's the best drafting strategy in sports is like, you know, there's a there's a thing that they'll say in a draft that'll be like that guy's a reach in terms of I drafted him at number one, but he'd be available at number four.
But historically, it works out if a team really has their eye on somebody that they take what they want.
So, yeah, I don't think Heather and I would have taken Kingdom Hearts, too.
No, but obviously it's an important part of your,
the construction of your roster.
So I think you're right to do it.
The thing about it too is,
if I only had one pick,
it's probably the game I would pick.
I love it.
I've played it.
That's great.
I've played it so many times.
And the only way that either of you would take it
would be to spite me.
So I just thought,
I'll get it first.
I know that they're not going to do that anyway,
but I just got to get it out of the way because everybody
knows I'm going to pick it anyway.
Number two.
Let's move along.
Wow.
In my restless dreams,
I see that town.
Silent hill.
You promised you'd take me there
again someday, but you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now
in our special place
waiting for Silent Hill
2
one of the greatest PS2 games of all time
and one of the greatest games of all time
got my boy Pyramid Head
it's got my
I mean like
it's got the hole
it's got the fucking hole in's got the fucking hole in it.
There was a hole here.
It's gone now.
Scariest thing I've ever read in my life.
Yeah, it's such a perfect short story.
Holy shit.
Also, these two picks, I think, are iterative of their first entries and improve upon uh what made those first ones good to begin
with and present a perfect package yeah silent hill 2 was the first silent hill on playstation
2 but silent hill 1 was on the playstation 1 excellent game silent hill 2 fucking masterpiece
that's my that's my first pick nick Weiger you're up you know
this isn't the direction I was going to go but while we're
drafting sequels
that were improvements upon the original
and this is a game that I played through a bunch
and I think
it is one of the defining games
of this console
even though it's not necessarily my favorite
in this individual
series, it is just such an important
game. Oh no.
And so... Eee, I'm nervous.
I have to say...
Don't do it!
An anemone or clematis plant's juice can
cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a
good idea to wear gloves.
To quote the Colonel from Metal Gear Solid 2.
Wow. Wow.
I can't tell if Matt's upset.
I know that's not his favorite in the series,
but I can't tell if Matt's upset because he does have,
he does have a finger on the button of Metal Gear.
Metal Gear.
Metal Gear.
Yeah.
No, I like you guys.
Yeah, you could always sort of...
She is drunk.
...rely on us doing the same thing that we always do
and never improving upon it.
But Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty is such a cool game,
and it also is one thing when we revisited it for the podcast
and I played it through in its entirety, was like this fucking holds up and of course i had
the same feeling about its sequel metal go solid 3 which i think is maybe a better game but there's
something about that as a again as a second entry in the franchise and it's kind of like a defining
game in terms of like holy shit this is a whole new generation. This is amazing what this hardware can do.
I think it deserves a spot on someone's roster.
And that someone is me.
I think you can have it.
That's yours.
Wow.
Yeah.
So is it back to me?
Yeah.
It's back to you.
Okay.
This is now tough, right?
Because I have plenty of options in front of me but
i'm trying to make a i'm trying to make a fucking roster here uh and i only got four more spots
and you know i think fuck uh this is not a sequel but it is not the first
game
in the series
either in you know
ongoing series there's many different types
of
what am I trying to say
there are a lot of
games in this genre
okay
and there's a particular
man at the head of this genre okay and there's a particular man at the head of this genre and there's sequels to
games okay now i know what you're different there's different there's like uh different
types of uh games with sequels in this series but i'm gonna go with this entry tony hawk's underground wow tony hawk's
underground takes everything you love about the tony hawk's pro skater franchise and makes it
grand theft auto kind of like it gives it like There's story missions and stuff and things you have to accomplish.
You can get off the board.
It's a rags to riches story where you're a local skater trying to make it pro.
And it's great.
It's such a great game.
It plays really well.
I revisited it pretty recently when I got my steam deck uh installed it on there and it
rips it is so fucking good so tony hawk's underground is my second pick i figured you'd
take a tony hawk and i just for my own curiosity i just looked up what the highest rated one was on
the platform it is tony hawk's pro skater 3 yes is in fact the highest rated PS2 game overall. Tied with Grand Theft Auto 3.
A big ol' 97 on Metacritic.
I do love
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3.
That one is probably
my favorite after...
Well, it's probably tied for favorite for the first one.
But Underground...
Underground is
just great because the fact that you can get
off the board
adds an interesting element
and there's just a lot more you can do.
They really refined the combo system
in Underground, I thought.
I think it's a great pick.
Really great.
So far, we've got four games on the board
and this is looking like
one of the best systems of all time.
Yeah, there's an argument. There's a case for it. one of the best systems of all time. Yeah, there's an argument.
There's a case for it.
One of the best.
Matt, I've shared a song in the chat here that I'd love to play for my second pick.
A work of genius.
A towering beast of a game that pushed the PS2 to its very limits.
This wasn't just an exceptional title.
Indeed, this itself is a Colossus and we are but in its shadow
shadow of the Colossus
2005 Playstation
2 fucking
masterpiece
that's all I got
that's what I mean that's my second
pick
if I had done that it would have been like
a no effects song or something
I was pretty confident you were gonna pick that If I had done that, it would have been like a no FX song or something.
I was pretty confident you were going to pick that.
I know that that's a that's a game that you really love.
It's a it's an all timer.
It's a great game.
And and there you go.
It's incredible.
I still have never played it.
What?
There's a remaster.
Is it?
Hey, you know what?
That could be our we play.
That could be the we play you play. could be it oh my god i would just fucking break down crying it's such a fucking
good game it's it's one of my favorite games can you just play that on a on a ps5 yeah i don't know
i assume so i think it is i think the remake is so it's a PS4 remake. Okay. So you can play it on PS5.
Oh.
Fuck.
What if we did that, guys?
What if we played. It's not super long either.
It's not super long.
It's fucking awesome game.
Heartbreaking.
Brilliant.
Also, Adam Sandler plays it in Rain Over Me.
We could watch that.
For an episode.
We could watch Rain Over Me.
Maybe we could just. A replay you play could be the movie Rain Over Me.
The Adam Sandler 9-11 movie.
Nick, you're up.
You know, while we're sharing music, I mean, I wasn't expecting this to be on the board.
But how can I not pick it at this point?
Oh, no. Matt, if you want to not pick it at this point? Oh, no.
Matt, if you want to go ahead and play this track.
Oh, no.
What's it going to be?
I'm nervous.
Go fuck yourself.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I don't know what it is.
Wait.
Nick, are you just choosing Metal Gears?
I wasn't planning on it.
I thought I'd take...
I was going to take three with my number one pick,
but then everyone was taking number two,
so I was like, ah, well...
It'll be better if I just take another, you know...
It would be better, huh?
...direct sequel.
Yeah, but then I was like, but then three is still here, so I was like, fuck it. I'll take three, you know, it would be better. Huh? Sequel. Yeah.
But then I was like,
but then three is still here. So I was like,
fuck it.
I'll take three with my number two.
Do you remember?
Do you remember just a couple of picks ago when you said Metal Gear Solid 2?
And I said,
you can have that.
You fucked me.
Another game. That's just like you know we hey we we tackled
them both I think in different different
versions of Kojember
where we played through a bunch of
Kojima games and I think
the three which
we tackled with do we have Gene Park on
to talk about Metal Gear Solid 3?
Gene's the best uh we had
and and i think where all of us were just like wow this is fucking this game a holds up and b
just has like a bunch of like big ideas that had that helped define um you know how stealth plays
and in video games and it's also like as a at the time like as a follow up to
Metal Gear Solid 2 which had
certainly some strong
reactions to it certainly was kind of
a polarizing game because of the
misdirect of who the
protagonist ended up being
like was both a course correction
but also something that satisfied people who actually
liked MGS2 like
me so yeah a great game.
And it fills out my roster.
Matt, back to you.
That was ice cold, buddy.
Ice cold.
I'm absolutely fucked over here.
Well, Matt's out here fucking saying no one else is going to pick any of my games
with that level of confidence.
He had two picks to take this game.
It wasn't a...
It was...
You were supposed to hear what I'm saying
and then not do...
Uh-huh.
You're supposed to sort of be like,
okay, Matt says no one's going to pick my game.
I better not pick...
You made an enemy, Weiger.
Okay, well, okay.
So now I'm worried
because I think
my number the game I was
going to take I feel pretty
confident Heather is going to take
do you want to do a trade
I'm just kidding
when we do the 3DS draft I'll draft it
for the 3DS
which is where I did play it on
when we did the episode.
And it's great on there.
And in many ways, improved.
My third pick.
So now I'm going to zag a little bit.
He's zagging.
Because I have some ones that I know that are safe.
But there are some on here that I don't know.
Just pick Nick's favorite game.
I don't think
they had Panty Party on
Big Fish 2.
Game we covered on here
with If You Want to Wait.
So I can't pick Metal Gear Solid
3 Snake Eater,
but I'm going to pick a game that I think I've talked about a little bit
that might be a surprise pick for me from you guys,
because I don't really engage with sports at all in this way.
It's just going to pick Madden.
I'm going to pick Madden 04.
Which I did play a lot as a teenager with my uncle.
This game, I would play non-stop
and have been chasing this high for years.
I think it's an excellent sports video game.
I think it's a fun game to play at a party with friends.
This is an all-timer for me nba street volume two this was on my list and i'm glad it got picked uh it's this these nba street games were a lot of fun i'm not quite sure why they fell off because
it felt like they they kind of figured out how to iterate on nba jam yeah i thought that franchise
was gonna stick around but those were both really, really fun. And they like...
They made a third one that I didn't play
because I think by that point I was kind of done
with that, but
I thought
they could just bring it back, and all I actually
want is a port of 2 to the Switch.
That's it. They don't have to do anything to it.
I'll take a port.
And that's fine.
I just want a way to play it again uh because it's i
thought that game was so much fun and so great and it's a it's a home run i think well or a slam dunk
i should say all right no home run is right it's a home run uh heather you're up i put another uh
a song in the chat why don't she's gonna fucking do it what do you what
could I possibly do
yeah I'm looking this is the exact same URL
of the song that I was gonna put in the chat
yes yes I
did it
I got I got revenge
she didn't you she
dude okay I
shit
I didn't do shit.
I didn't do a goddamn thing.
Also, I didn't Weiger him.
Like, he could have chosen.
It doesn't matter.
Play the fucking song. You Weigered him.
Here we go.
The PlayStation 2 was an opportunity for many developers to create new singular gaming experiences that have never been experienced before.
Experience experience?
I'm a little drunk, it's okay.
Among these was second to none, ball rolling Earth simulator, Katamari Damacy, with one of the best soundtracks of all time.
You can't fucking beat this game.
It's been my ringtone for, what, 20 fucking years?
Because, like, no matter who calls you, if this goes off when you're when when you're you're like oh
okay i'll answer that um my my third pick katamari damacy fucking perfect crazy game
absolute delight i'm there was a time there was a time when games like this wouldn't have come out
in the west like you would have like seen it in a magazine and you would have been like, whoa, what's that?
And I'm really glad that our overlords at Bandai Namco released Katamari Damacy to us.
Nick, you're up.
Great game.
Great pick.
Was on my list.
Was going to be my pick here I'll pivot
though Heather
you picked a game Shadow of the Colossus
from Team Eco
and you know what
Team Eco is named after a
game that they released previously
that is an awesome experience
less heralded less
impactful but I do think it's
one of the better games on ps2 and a game that i
played at a time when i was like holy shit this is expanding what a video game can be artistically
that is the game eco where you are a boy with horns with a princess in some sort of castle. You don't speak the same language. The combat is, you know,
mostly is, is limited to you protecting, uh, your charge in this, this game length escort mission.
Uh, and, uh, you know, it's, it's a game where you're really in peril most of the time where
you're not powerful. It's not a power fantasy, uh, rather it's a game about just like surviving uh and it's
artistic and it's beautiful and it has an uh just an amazing story and an amazing uh coda uh and uh
it's it's a it's it's a one of the you know the game the games i think of when i think of the
playstation 2 uh so i'm gonna pick eco for my number three that's a great pick um i'm only familiar with it
when we've talked about um how they fucked up the box art here in the west uh the box art is
extremely funny yeah it looked the the uh the the the the japanese box art is like a work of art
on the same level as the game itself and then the american box art is like the uh american box art is like a work of art on the same level as the game itself and then the American box
art is like the American
box art for Mega Man
it's just like some like gnarled
like who's that guy that's not
the fucking protagonist
very strange
Eco's a great game it wasn't on my
list
but it's an excellent game and I'm glad somebody
I'm glad somebody gave it
the love it deserves.
Now,
the danger I risk
is that the next game on my list is going to also
be picked by Heather, and I'm pretty certain it will be.
That's okay.
There's lots of options here.
Matt, your turn.
How to behave
in the way he's responding to it.
Is Matt frozen, or is he just...
Matt's frozen, but it looks like he's just furious at you.
Yes.
And I hope we keep this part of the podcast in.
Oh, I froze.
He's like frozen in contemplation.
Anger.
I was saying...
Yeah.
Enraged contemplation.
I was saying here, I'm learning from Nick
in these moments because
Nick
the way Nick is responding
to maybe getting picked
getting his things picked
has made me re-evaluate
maybe how I reacted
and you know
all I can say
is, I'm sorry.
Wow.
Okay. I shouldn't have blown up
like that.
You're fine, buddy. No, no, no.
You deserved it.
Okay, wait, no. Heather's on to something.
Maybe Heather's right.
I wear a ring of war now
I'm ready for combat
take it to him
Apodaca take the fight to him
well this is the thing I don't know which ones
Nick would pick and I'm not a spite
picker I'm not going to do that
but what I am going to do
Heather just mentioned combat
this game is non-stop combat But what I am going to do, Heather just mentioned combat.
This game is non-stop combat.
You are a man.
You are a singular man.
You're a man.
On the quest
to destroy the gods
and kill them and end their reign of terror once and for all
because they have too much power and they shouldn't be fucking around the way they're
fucking around so my pick is the playstation 2 video game god of war The first one. Nice. The first one, they're all great.
But I'm picking the first one
because somehow this game didn't even come out
at the end of the PS2's life cycle.
And it like...
It like pushed the PS2 for everything it got.
I'm shocked that God of War 2 even came out on PlayStation 2.
I don't know what they were doing over there.
But I got God of War on my original PlayStation 2,
and it didn't work.
Because my PlayStation 2 had been used so much.
Because I had brothers also playing it.
That thing was probably running eight hours a day every single day.
By the time I got God of War, it couldn't handle it.
I had to get the Slim.
And then I was in business.
But boy, oh boy.
I've played that game a lot.
I think I played that game earlier this year.
Replayed it.
And it rips.
It's so it's fantastic.
It's so good.
That's my fourth pick.
Those those those games that come out towards the very end of a console generation, very often first party games, big budget that just like really just push the hardware as hard as they can are really like, you know, that's that's that's just a fucking showpiece.
And that game also, you know, I played the shit out of that when it came out.
So fun.
So, so gorgeous.
The combat really, you know, kind of on a different level from a lot of the other that definitely May Cry also was out at the time, so that's not completely fair. But it was like, for that sort of game,
to have that level of depth to the combat
was really something.
Yeah, they're really super fun.
And then what it did with fixed camera angles,
which was a big part of how it was able to push
the PlayStation 2, the aging PlayStation 2 hardware
so hard.
Yeah, really, really, really impressive game. Great pick.
Yep.
And a mat pick. A very mat pick.
An excellent pick. One of my all-time
games.
I don't think
you have to worry about anything, Nick, because
I think I'm on my own trajectory over here
except for Katamari Damacy, which you
had no right to.
Well, I also had Silent Hill 2 at the top of my fucking list.
I wasn't going to take Shadow of the Colossus.
I knew you'd want that one.
For a short minute, for a long minute,
for maybe even years,
this Final Fantasy game was my favorite Final Fantasy game.
And that is Final Fantasy XII. favorite Final Fantasy game and that is Final
Fantasy 12
this is exactly what I thought you were going to pick that I
was going to pick it's okay
Final Fantasy 12 not
10
is the
most capable Final Fantasy
on the PlayStation 2
it is a fully lived
in world it was delayed and delayed and delayed.
And when it finally released,
it felt like nobody but me was playing it.
But I love Final Fantasy 12.
It has an excellent script.
It has great voice acting.
And it has the most unique combat system,
I think, of the entire lineage,
which is the Gambit system,
where you basically program your heroes
to take certain actions
given certain circumstances.
And then you create a flow chart
for each of them
so that if you have a healer,
you set a parameter that's like,
if your ally falls below 30% of their health,
then cast cure.
It's an excellent game with a unique story.
You don't quite play the protagonist.
You kind of play a guy who's along with the protagonist
in this incredible world of Ivalice.
Final Fantasy XII is my, was it the fourth pick?
My fourth pick. Yeah, it's my fourth pick? My fourth pick.
Yeah, it's your fourth pick, yeah.
Nick Weiger, you're up.
Well, I was going to pick Final Fantasy 12.
It's okay.
I did have something to worry about.
Contra Heather's assessment.
But you know what? Final Fantasy 12 is
taken. You know how I respond to that?
I say,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Holy shit.
Because there's another Final Fantasy game.
Cursed energy right there.
I'm like, I am scared.
There's another Final Fantasy game
for the PlayStation 2
that I also love
and for a time was my favorite entry in the
franchise. Final Fantasy
10. Wow.
I'm taking Final Fantasy
10. Talk about a world.
I mean, like, look, just sort of the
archipelago
that you're
inhabiting, the sort of
beachy Okinawa-inspired
fantasy world was so novel to me at the time.
The sin is such an amazing presence.
This just ominous force that follows you at all times.
I think the storyline like has some, you know, it has its goofiness.
It has its issues with some of the voice acting like the the reference laughing scene.
But I think it is just like such a
such a great narrative that
and then also the sphere grid system,
the way that you build your characters
just gives you a lot of customization
and feels very active in the same way
that like the materia system did.
So yeah, Final Fantasy 10
is going to be my number four.
A good pick.
I feel pretty good about it.
Now it's...
Now it's back to Matt, your final pick.
My final pick.
There's a lot I could say.
There's a lot left on the table for me.
You know.
And I'm looking at some options and I sort of I have I have my RPG.
I have my skateboarding game.
I have my basketball game and I have my story.
Combat game.
What else do I need?
Right.
I kind of have I kind of have the whole thing.
I'd be remiss to not
have
a game with a specific
peripheral.
So, my
final pick.
Guitar Hero
2. Nice. Wow. Nice. Guitar Hero 2.
Nice.
Wow.
Nice.
Guitar Hero 2.
Wow.
It's, you know, Guitar Hero 1, great.
Guitar Hero 2, really, they upped the ante.
The songs are better.
There are more songs.
They refined some of the gameplay a little bit.
And boy,
I just love shredding,
baby.
That's it.
That's it for me.
Whether it's on a board or with a guitar,
Matt loves to show me fucking shredder.
Surprise.
You didn't take SSX tricky.
It was on my list. Shred down the slopes.
I almost picked that over Tony Hawk's Underground, but Underground's it for me.
But I loved SSX Tricky as well.
But that brings my list to Kingdom Hearts 2, Tony Hawk's Underground, NBA Street Vol. 2, God of War, and Guitar Hero 2.
Anyone surprised?
Absolutely not.
I'm just surprised that Metal Gear Solid 3 wasn't on your list.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Could have picked it first or second.
You had two opportunities.
Yeah, but I went with the ones that nobody would pick first
because I'm a fucking idiot, I guess.
Heather, your final pick.
Look, there is a behemoth that is still on the board.
A game changer. A behemoth that is still on the board. A game changer.
A behemoth.
A game changer that changed games.
From a sequel to games that barely made a splash.
From a UK developer to one of the most titanic game franchises of all time right that's not the game i'm gonna choose wow i'm going with god hand as my final pick god hand which i've talked about on this podcast before
is non-stop fun an incredible combat system, and is made by one of the fucking
master geniuses of video game design. God Hand is my final pick for the PlayStation 2.
I don't think a lot of people are going to be knocking down my door trying to get my copy of
God Hand, but I've got one. And if I was in the United States and I was staring at my shelf of PlayStation 2 games,
they're shining in all its glory would be every single game that I've just listed.
Wow.
Ending with God Hand.
Also, what a fucking name for a fucking video game like a great what says video game more
than god hand nick you're up i think people listening to this will will be because you were
you're obviously talking about grand theft auto 3 and i think people will probably be shocked to
see these lists of playstation 2 games and there's no Grand Theft Auto on it because I'm not going to take one,
although I do appreciate those games,
Vice City in particular.
I know a lot of people really love San Andreas,
and I did play the shit out of three.
And also Resident Evil 4.
To me, that's a GameCube game.
I know it's got a PlayStation 4,
but I just don't think of it that way.
You know, the Devil May Cry franchise,
I appreciate.
DMC 3 was on my list.
I'm not going to pick it.
Okami, a game that people love.
I'm not going to pick it.
It's down to two games for me.
And these are both, you know, not the deepest of cuts.
I wish I had something super duper indie, you know, super duper, like a little bit more
obscure to sort of show
some cred here but for me it's down to has also dragon quest 8 on this on ps2 for me it's down to
uh a clonoa 2 lunatea's veil wow or hey you know what fucking great platformers yeah and and clonoa door to phantom
isle uh on on playstation one was one of my favorite playstation one games but i'm not going
to pick that because although there were a lot of great character action games and there were a lot
of great great platformers 2d and 3d on the playstation 2 uh but i'm uh you know the the
jack and daxters and ratchet and clanks, the Jack and Daxter's and Ratchet
and Clank's of the world and the, although those
are both more combat-y.
But I'm not going to pick that game.
Instead, I'm going to pick a game that I played the shit
out of and that had a great co-op experience
and to me, couch co-op is such
a big part of this generation.
Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance.
Baldur's Gate back in the zeitgeist
this was the action rpg version of it uh it was so fucking fun especially you could play through
the entire campaign two player one screen going around hacking and slashing your way collecting
exp collecting treasure now here's the thing you look at all five of my games metal gear solid two
sons of liberty metal solid three snake eater eco final fantasy 10 balder's gate dark alliance you know i this is this is this is
darker more adult stuff um but and and i like hey i'm i i like it i like a cute game i like a you
know i like a fucking uh i like a fucking rayman game i like a fucking mario game but they just
didn't end up on my list
the way things were drafted. I think that's maybe
where Katamari would have slotted
in. As such, I'm pretty happy with
my roster. I think I got some
bangers on here. Let's recap
our list real quick. One more time, mine is
Metal Gear Solid 2, Sons of Liberty, Metal Gear Solid
3, Snake Eater, Ico,
Final Fantasy X, and Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance.
I chose Silent Hill 2, Katamari Damacy, Final Fantasy X, and Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance. I chose Silent
Hill 2, Katamari Damacy,
Final Fantasy XII, God Hand,
and
what was the other one?
Shadow of the Colossus. Oh, Shadow of the
Colossus.
And my picks were
Kingdom Hearts 2, Tony Hawk's Underground,
NBA Street Vol. 2, God of War, and Guitar Hero 2. and my picks were kingdom hearts 2 tony hawks underground nba street volume 2 god of war and
guitar hero 2 i had dvd remote on my list which i was a lot of my stuff was gonna be maniac
but i was like but here's the thing like part of why i bought a ps2 was as a dvd player that was a
big part of why that just absolutely dominated that console generation because it was the dawn
of dvds and people like well hey this is a DVD player
that also plays video games I'll get that one
that's probably why too my first
PlayStation 2 burned out the way
that it did because we also
it was the family DVD player
so we were just constantly using it
it was always on
always watching Austin Powers
the Spy Who Shagged Me over and over again
yes I feel like that and The Matrix were like the two most played DVDs always watching Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Me over and over again. Yes.
I feel like that and The Matrix were like the two
most played DVDs.
And then the first X-Men 2 was like
one of our first DVDs too.
But yeah, those were like
I mean
Austin Powers was on anyway.
We were always watching that.
But like
when we had the DVD forget about it
how about a segment
you guys
okay let's do it
alright
can Nick and Heather
guess how long it takes
to beat a game
without going over
it's game over time
PlayStation 2 edition
nice
wow
game over time
so these are all games
from PlayStation 2, some of which
we've talked about today.
Beep, beep, beep.
What's that?
17 hours.
Okay, well, just wait. I have to say a game
first. Well, I think that should count
as our first guess, I think. Okay.
I don't think you want it to. I'm just
going to say that right now
so I'm gonna give Heather
another chance but when I I'll say
some games we're talking main story here
how long does it take to beat the main
story of these video games starting
with Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
so this is on
like of the there's like
main story is the lowest
threshold on how long to be right and then there's main and extra so like you's like main story is the lowest threshold on how long
to be right and then there's main and extra
so like you do the main story and then
I guess a little bit more I really don't
know what that is
and then some side quest dabbling of
side quest and then a little bit more
completionist is all of it everything that
you can do got it yeah 100%
okay main
story Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas.
I'll say, hmm, main story only.
It's a beefy game.
I'm ready to go.
I'm locked and loaded.
Go ahead, Heather.
61 hours.
Okay, Heather says 61 hours.
Are we doing Price is Right rules?
Yeah, closes without going over.
Oh, okay. Then I'll say 30 hours nick is correct the answer is 30 and a half hours wow i almost said 31 hours
you you are fucked up what a different different fate that would be for me so nick's on the board
with one point. Hell yeah.
Final Fantasy X.
How long does it take to beat the main story in Final Fantasy X?
Oh boy. Main story
only.
Heather.
25 hours.
Heather says
25 hours.
I'm not just going to go over one because i don't think that's fair
um i'm gonna say but i i do think it's a little longer than that in my memory i'm gonna say 34
hours nick is the closest the answer 46 hours wow for main story only this is a substantial game
yeah i i don't play these games that way like I don't play
RPGs just like mainlining them
so it is kind of like amazing to hear
that even just mainlining it it's still
I must have taken 60-70 hours to play
that game even just mainlining it it's still that
bulky big boy you know
wow there's not a metric for
Blitzball only
but I assume
that'd be pretty high as well.
The next one.
Katamari Damacy.
I'll go first here.
Main story only,
I'm going to say seven hours.
Nick said seven hours.
Heather's going to say two hours.
The rules are, it's closest without going over nick you went over damn the answer six hours wow so heather's on the board it's two to one right now let's keep going
the next game jack and and Daxter, the Precursor Legacy.
I don't fucking know.
12 hours.
Is this the first one?
Precursor Legacy is the first one.
The second one is just called Jak 2?
12 hours.
Heather says 12 hours.
Or did Jak 2 have a subtitle?
It was just Jak 2 and then Jak 3.
And then Jak X Combat Racing.
Got it.
Heather says 12 hours. And then Daxter the PSP game.
And that's the franchise.
Yeah, Heather says 12 hours.
I'm thinking back on Jack 1.
Was it longer than that?
I'm going to take the under.
I'm going to say nine hours.
Nick's got it.
Ten hours for the main story.
Nice.
Moving right along.
We're in the PlayStation.
Which one's our mascot era?
Ratchet and Clank, the original.
OG Ratchet and Clank.
I'm going to stick with nine hours.
It was the same ballpark.
Nick says nine.
12 hours.
Heather with a bullet.
12 hours.
Wow.
Bam. Bam. An appropriate bullet given the ratchet and clank franchise exactly um next to conclude the which one's our mascot era sly cooper and the thievius
raccooness i should have picked a sly cooper game. I know. Sly Cooper.
Let's see.
Fuck it.
I'll run it back.
Nine hours.
Twelve hours.
Nobody gets a point.
You both went over.
Oh.
It's seven hours.
The shortest one of the three.
But who else was in that mascot running?
Spyro? Crash Bandicoot?
Yeah.
And then they were like,
oh, I guess it's Kratos.
I guess it's him.
This is the grieving father.
Yeah, the guy that killed his family.
Okay, just two more here.
We talked about this one. Ico. How long does it take
to complete the main story
of Ico?
I'm going to say this is a pretty
modest game. I think
this is, I'm going to say four
hours. Nick says four hours. Just to mainline
it.
Six. Six hours.
Heather gets it six and a
half hours six Wow so now
we're at an interesting
point because the game is
tied up and we have one
more pick so the winner
takes it I love it such
high stakes although we
can tie if neither if we both this is true
it can tie if you both go over got it prince of persia the sands of time a game i didn't how did
you not pick this one yeah don't you love that franchise but i think it's just tough like i
don't know it's i just didn't pick it it's because it's multi-platform
it's kind of not a ps2 game i mean i played it on ps2 i really should have just picked it but
yeah why didn't i just didn't
uh prince of bros just stands the time nine hours heather says nine hours Heather says nine hours which direction do I want to go
do I want to take the over or do I want to take the under
fuck I feel like it's
I feel like it's less than nine hours
but that seems wrong
because I can prices write it
in either direction.
I'll be a little stinker and say one hour.
Well, Nick, even the dagger of time couldn't save you here
because Heather got it exactly right.
Nine hours.
Wow.
Heather is our winner.
Do we get a bonus point for getting it exactly right? No.
Yeah.
I don't need that. Okay. Well, then Heather
has five points then. She's the only one that did it.
Twice.
I got one at six.
Okay.
Yeah, you did. Fine.
What does it change?
Heather wins still.
I don't know it's just fun
it's a fun little design element
I'll add it to the notes for future
iterations of the game
extra point
for getting it right
getting it spot on
but Heather's our winner
and that's this week's Get Played
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