Get Played - The 2024 Get Played Games of This Year Awards

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a HeadGum Podcast. People throwing parties, ugly sweaters everywhere, stockings hung up by the chimney with care. It could only mean one thing. McRib is here. At Participating McDonald's for a limited time. It's gaming's biggest night here on the Get Played podcast and boy oh boy, they have come out to the red carpet. That's right, it's the Games of the Spectacular Year awards, the Goatsies 2024 and all the stars in gaming are here. If you think you've seen them before, you've never seen them dressed to the nines and walking
Starting point is 00:01:08 to the tens as they 11 their way all the way down that red carpet. Look who it is folks, James Sunderland wearing his best green coat. Look at that. Look at that coat. He looks so good. James Sunderland. Oh my goodness. It looks like he's looking for somebody.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I don't know who he could be looking for because I think, I think he must have lost somebody in the crowd. He's been here before and he'll be here again and again and again. Well I know who I'm looking for. Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth looking fantastic with her date Jake Paul. Oh boy. That's kind of a bummer. Because you know what's sad about that? It's not that he's here necessarily. It's that like she's here with him. Yeah well what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Sometimes a legend just teams up with Jake Paul. What can you... Oh look look at this! I'm so excited the entire family's here. We've got Pac-Man, Miss Pac-Man, Pac-Man Jr.,
Starting point is 00:02:07 Baby Pac-Man, Puck-Man, Mrs. Puck-Man, Puck-Man Jr., and Baby Puck-Man are all on the red carpet together. Wow, that is a photo op if I've ever seen one. I definitely recognize at least a couple of them. Oh, hey, look, because we know that fame now has crossed over from just video games to mainline pop culture. There he is, Chris Pratt Mario. Wow, look at him. Wow, he's looking good. Oh, he's coming up to the mic there.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Hey, it's me, Mario. Mommy Mia. He said it! He said it, he said it. It is, the stars are out and the stars are aligning here at the goat's seat. Oh my God, oh my God. I've heard rumors about this couple
Starting point is 00:02:54 and now this is confirmation that this is fact, this is true. There they are. There's the little guy from Animal Well and Chapel Rhone. Wow, wow. What a power couple. That is a political statement if I've ever heard one and she doesn't like to give them. No no no no no and she's pissed. Hey and speaking of some of the year's standout platformer mascots there is Astro Bot. Now we know Astro Bot
Starting point is 00:03:18 loves to dress up. Spyro the Dragon, Solid Snake, Crash Bandicoot, Sly Cooper, Sly Cooper, Sam from Death Stranding, we could go on and on. But here, very topical, Astro Bot, dressed up as the Hawk Tuo woman. How fun is that? That is, that brings into question some of Sony's investments in the past, but I wish your success and good for Astro Bot
Starting point is 00:03:47 for repping all of the Sony clientele. Does that jerk say bot-tua? It does indeed say bot-tua, with kind of the first pitch you'd think of, but they ran with it. Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes the first pitch is good. It's true.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Oh my God. Just ask the guy who hit the home run, click around and slam sometimes the first pitch is good. It's true. Oh my god. Just ask the guy who hit the home run, the Clarence Lamb off the first pitch. Just ask Freddie Freeman. Oh god, I didn't think they would show up because they're famously reclusive. It's a freaking Joker from Bellatro. Wow. Wow. That's a special Joker too.
Starting point is 00:04:24 And all the Jokers are special in Velodro, but this one takes the cake. Eat your heart out, Folly-a-doo. Oh hey, look, from Tekken 8, a series none of us play, it's one of the Tekken guys. Wow, the Tekken guys. Oh my goodness. You know which Tekken guy it is.
Starting point is 00:04:41 It's like his main one. It's the guy. He's the buff guy, the one with the hair. He's got the hair, right, that guy, yeah, he's also sort of like wearing like the pants That's right. Yeah, the pants and the hair and the buff yeah with the gas all that stuff Yeah, I love a Tekken 8 guy, but wait. There's more It's more for metaphor refund Tazio Wow hey more Oh, I love it, and you know what I didn't understand what the fuck you were talking about at first, but then I understood
Starting point is 00:05:07 because you clarified that's more, and that's more right over there. That's right, you clarified and I remembered that the character's name is More. Now I wasn't sure if he existed in our reality or some other reality. It appears it is our reality. So there we go, some closure there. Oh boy, I don't know what's going on here. I don't know if he's supposed to be here We have a disheveled man
Starting point is 00:05:26 Who's wandering? With a copy of crazy taxi for the Sega Dreamcast. I don't know what that guy It's former vice presidential candidate Tim Walls The window to the wall Yeah, boy, just like the the stench of failure Following all of us dreamcast fanboys Just get him out of here But but but coming up right behind Tim. It looks like those breast physics have been updated once again It's Eve from stellar blade and her tits are all over the place. They are the biggest
Starting point is 00:06:04 brightest shiniest, slickest tits on the red carpet. They're sort of like two of those tube guys from like outside of a car dealership, but like two different ones going crazy. The wacky wigglers or whatever they're called. The guys from Nope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah, I can see that. Her titties are like wacky wigglers Hey, I'm doing some wacky wiggling of my own right now Hey over there It's paper Luigi from from paper Mario the thousand-year door remastered look at paper Luigi up Augusta wind got him there he goes Oh, he fell in a puddle buddy Dad all right, oh man, that's rough. Oh god, that's tough.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Oh wait, look, look! It's Chris Pratt Garfield! Hey, it's me, Chris Pratt Garfield. I love Tuesdays. Wow! Wow, that's different. I'll say that's different. Getting that guy on the mic is tough and you've managed to pull it off twice. That's a legendary status for you, Nick Weiger. That's right. And of course, the most important guest of all,
Starting point is 00:07:20 you, the player. We look back on the year in gaming 2024 and hand out trophies as we host our annual Games of the Spectacular Year awards this week on Get Played, your one-stop show for good games, bad games, and every game in between. It's time to get played. I'm your host, Heather Ann Campbell, along with my fellow host, Nick Weiger. That's me, Nick Weiger, and I'm here with our third host, Matt Apodaca. Hello, everyone, and it's gaming's biggest night.
Starting point is 00:08:12 It's gaming's biggest night. It's our final new episode of 2024, our annual Games at the Spectacular Year awards, the Goatsies. We're very, very happy to be doing this, very fun thing to cap off the year with. And unfortunately, Rochelle Chen ranches out of town, but fortunately, guest engineering for us,
Starting point is 00:08:28 returned to the show, Sam Rogich. Hi, Sam, great to have you back. Hey, guys, thanks for having me. Hell yeah. Thanks so much for being here. How are you liking the show so far? All the stars are here. Overwhelming, and I feel like you're wrapping up this great year.
Starting point is 00:08:41 And what a great year it was. This may be on record my favorite year. I've been alive. It has a great year it was. This is maybe on record, my favorite year. I've been alive. It has been one of the years. That's for sure. You know, you said this was fun, but I also want to say it's a little serious. It's a little serious, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:55 That's something that, yeah, we don't really, we always say like when something's fun, but we actually should say, this is actually really serious. We should all remember out there, all of you listening. I can't drop the affectation. I'm having a lot of trouble talking as my normal self. It's hard not to be the awards guy once you start being awards guy.
Starting point is 00:09:11 What do you mean? I love speaking this way. Oh man. So for people who have not heard this in the past, we do this every year and the way we go is we kind of go through and we give a bunch of different awards in a bunch of different categories Just to sort of survey this this year that was in video games
Starting point is 00:09:29 Yeah, and you know even though it's a tongue-in-cheek endeavor. I think there's actually some honest earnest Effect affection for games in this in this episode Yeah, I was saying before we start I always struggle with trying to make these funny, but they end up just being very sincere. Yeah. Well, look, I think another way to say this is that this is fun, but it's serious, too. But here's the thing. That's Nick.
Starting point is 00:09:54 It's so good that you guys are thinking about this, because it is fun, but it's also serious. It's also serious, yeah. I mean, yeah, there are a couple of categories that I've got to present tonight in front of all of Gaming's finest and they are not jokes I mean look I'm looking at a several pages long document that I made for myself. Let me tell you something no jokes All right, shall we get into it who wants to start well, let's let's start right away with
Starting point is 00:10:24 I want to start with the biggest surprises in games of 2024. Ah, ah, ah, ah. You know, there were a lot of big, simple what? No, the crowd's so excited. Oh, that was me screaming. Oh, okay. Well, the crowd got the memo, because the crowd is having fun,
Starting point is 00:10:43 but they know that it's actually very serious. The crowd is dead silent. Yeah know that it's actually very serious. The crowd is dead silent. I just want to launch us right off the gate with a real, an honest category which is the biggest surprises in games and no we're not talking about the dogs smashing through the windows of Resident Evil. We're talking about a banner year for games that came out of nowhere and fucking knocked us on our asses. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:08 And the nominees are, oh, I've got the envelope right here. Oh, no, I read it off the teleprompter first, then I open the envelope, right? Okay, I just want to make sure that's clear. Okay, great. So, do read off the teleprompter. Yes, got it, all right. Come to rehearsal next time. Huh, what was that? teleprompter. Yes, got it. All right. Come to rehearsal next time.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Huh, what was that? The note is just come to rehearsal next time. Don't, look, I don't do rehearsals. And this is good, I'm glad we're starting to give each other notes. I don't do rehearsals, okay? If you want my stand in. Well, yeah, clearly.
Starting point is 00:11:38 This is a live broadcast. I know. You're ruining my chances. This is like the craziest thing that's ever happened at a live award show All right, the biggest surprises in games and the nominees are Animal well a game that came out of nowhere Wow and rocked our socks off Dragon's dogma to nobody
Starting point is 00:12:02 Nobody thought that they would be playing Dragon's Dogma 2 in 2024, and yet it was a pretty big hit. Helldivers 2, holy shit, Helldivers 1, I didn't even know that was a real game. Like Street Fighter 1, Helldivers 2 came out and started firing all the guns at the same time. UFO 50, which I haven't played, but I think a lot of people really liked it and nobody was excited about UFO 50 before it came out. Definitely caught me off guard
Starting point is 00:12:31 and definitely a game I was delighted by. Crow Country. This is a low poly PlayStation One style survival horror game on the Switch and other platforms that people fucking love. But the honest to God winner of the most surprising game of the year goes to Bellatro. And I'll tell you why it's surprising.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Because Nick and Matt said play a card game and I said there's no fucking way I'm gonna play a card game. And then I looked at it on their phones and I was like, nope. And then I went home and I downloaded the game. And the biggest surprise to me was how much I fucking enjoyed Bellatro.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Thank you gentlemen for sharing Bellatro with me here in the year 2024. Okay, so do I exit left? Do I exit left or do I exit right? Yes, exit, exit, no, stage left. Exit stage left. Okay, exit, exit, exit. No, stage left. Exit stage left. Okay. Okay, I'm just, okay, so these stairs go to the audience.
Starting point is 00:13:30 All right, I'm going to go. Goodbye, everybody. The debacle. The one person we should thank for Bellatro is a local thunk who is the solo dev who put it together. Just another incredible game like Animal Wall that came from one individual. That's kind of a similar name for me. I go by local hunk. It's true.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Yeah, people... I mean, you've been going by that. I've been going by it. I've been trying to make it happen so like when if something happens to me and it lights up on the news, that's what they lead with. Hasn't really caught on. Maybe 2025 is my year. I don't think it's going to be anybody's year. And this is the type of award show pattern that we do.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're just doing our damn best. How about this? How about what? How about we go on to our next category here? Oh, I can't wait to hear it. Look, there's so many games come out.
Starting point is 00:14:23 So many games come out. I'm reading the prompter, by the way. So many games come out during the year. You can just say it just generally to everybody. You could just read the prompter. Why did he know that we had to read the prompter? Well, here's the thing. Like I didn't know that we were supposed to read it. You guys are acting like that's like I shouldn't be saying that. It says it on the prompter, I'm reading the prompter.
Starting point is 00:14:45 This was built into the whole thing. You guys are breaking the illusion. It says in my prompter that I'm supposed to tell you you're not supposed to say the line about reading the prompter. My prompter is blank. Oh, I'm not supposed to be on stage. Oh, cause I just did my category.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah, that's the whole thing. All right, so I'll just walk off. I'll just walk up, walk it off. So the prompter says, Yeah, that's the whole thing. All right, so I'll just walk off. I'll just walk up, walk in the hall. The prompter says, look, so many games come out every year.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Every year, we see so many games coming out. So many games. And it's impossible to highlight or even play all of the games in a given year. So this next category is- Impossible to do it. Game we ignored the most. This is the year's most ignored game
Starting point is 00:15:28 from the Get Played podcast. Which game did we ignore the most? Was it UFO 50? Kind of not really, because it's come up a little bit, hasn't it? Yeah, it has. Black Myth Wukong. Now that's something.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Hasn't really, really come up. Yeah, I don't think any of us have played it. I think that's a pretty strong candidate. The candidate for the for the win. Dragon Ball Sparkling Zero. Uck. Nobody's talked about those words have never even been said in this room before. My first time hearing them. Gorgeous it was a gorgeous looking game. And the winner for the game we ignored the most Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine 2.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I've never said that out loud in my life. We ignored it completely. We never even talked about it. It seems like something, from what I understand of what it is, something we'd all like a lot. Accepting for Warhammer 40,000 is a guy I'm assuming is from the game. It's the Warhammer? He's walking up on stage and he's accepting the award. Yes, feel free to say a few lines.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Hello, it's me, Tekken Guy. Oh, okay. I'm accepting on behalf of Warhammer Guy, my good friend who couldn't be here tonight. All right, well, I didn't know either of them. Sonic Boom? No, you know that that's not right. You know that that's wrong.
Starting point is 00:16:46 He doesn't even know his own words. I'm unclear. I'm sorry, I'm unclear. That sucks. The worst part of that is that was all on the teleprompter. All of this has been so, so preciously written. Yeah. This is like, well, you know, we had Sorkin in the room. The ums and the ahs, Sorkin drafted for us.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Exactly. You gotta script that stuff out to make it feel natural. Also, a little egotistical of him to include us shouting him out in the teleprompter script that we are being forced to read at this very moment. And I know that this is an audio medium. We've been doing a walk and talk this whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right down the hallway of power in the Oval Office.
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Starting point is 00:21:48 And 2024 was a banner year for our oversized reptilian gold hoarding frenemies. The nominees for best dragon based game are Dragon Age, The Veil Guard, Dragon's Dogma 2, Dragon Quest 3 HD 2D remake, Like a Dragon, Infinite Wealth, and Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erd Tree, featuring the dragon, Bael the Dread. And the goatsie goes to... Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erd Tree, featuring Bael the Dread! Curse you, Bael!
Starting point is 00:22:21 I hear my vow! You will rule this day! Behold, a true Drake warrior, and I, Egon, your fears made flesh. Solid of scale, you might be foul dragon, but I will riddle with holes your rotten hide, who in the hail of harpoons! You son of a bitch! You fucked my wife's veil! You backed over my mailbox and you didn't offer to pay for it!
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Starting point is 00:23:24 isn't, that the person accepting the award isn't the mortal enemy of the winner. I think that was maybe, yeah, not the best booking on behalf of the producers. Yeah, that was almost at the slap. That's like booking Hulk Hogan to be representing, say, democracy. No, no, I meant accepting the award for Andre the Giant.
Starting point is 00:23:45 That's what I meant to say. That's what I meant to say. You didn't say bubble the love sponge. The what? Famous shock jock DJ, he fucked his wife. Oh my God. Are you just learning about this? Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:23:57 That's where the Hulk Hogan sex tape comes from. Wait, the what? Sam, do you know about this? Not enough, but yeah. No. No. This was the whole reason Gawker got shut down. Because they posted a Hulk Hogan sex tape and then he sued them and then they shut it down.
Starting point is 00:24:13 His sex tape is him having consensual sex with Bubba the Love Sponge's wife. And on that same tape he says a bunch of racial slurs and that's what got him into trouble. And among some of the things he says he also says that he ate too much sushi before yeah, but I'm so full I feel like a pig. Oh my god. I just learning about this I think you guys have said it on this show, but I thought it was a joke No, it's real. It's all real. It's all in the teleprompter. Oh god. All right So as long as we're listening to that, maybe we should flush out our ears with some of the best OSTs, the best original soundtracks that I heard in 2024.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Again, this is not a category for every OST. It is only the OSTs that I've heard in 2024, and there are some powerful nominees. Let's hear a little bit from each of these selections as the dancers take the stage. Ha! From Metaphor. Nick, are you ready to do the dance?
Starting point is 00:25:13 The battle theme. Yeah, I'm ready. Being played by the Goatsies Orchestra. The Metaphor battle theme. The metaphor battle theme. And now on the microphone, Adam Sandler. He's just killing it. That's metaphor. That's what you're going to get when you get Sandler. He's just killing it.
Starting point is 00:25:46 That's metaphor. That's what you're going to get when you get Sandler. One of the nominees. Let's hear from another nominee. It's from Final Fantasy Rebirth, the Genova theme. Genova, Lifeclinger. An incredible re-imagining of one of the most iconic pieces of music from the 1990s. That's Sandler conducting the orchestra too, right? No, that's Nobuo Uematsu. Oh. Who's Adam Sandler?
Starting point is 00:26:26 I mean, this is the part of what's great about the Final Fantasy VII remake and Rebirth is these remixes of tracks that we've heard so many times. And Jenova is like my favorite track from Final Fantasy VII. I think this is such a great version of it. Do you know what's so great about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth also? Literally fucking everything.
Starting point is 00:26:46 It is unbelievable. I'll tell you what, hearing this song, which I had heard and not played the game, I dedicate myself to playing this fucking game in 2025. All right, from Astro Bot, it is the tree rap. A song that once you've heard it playing the game gets stuck in your head for like a solid month afterwards. It's also hard to convey if you haven't played the game and you're hearing this in isolation, how joyous the moment is when the tree who is in game
Starting point is 00:27:48 starts singing and starts narrating what you're doing with the rap. It's a pretty awesome moment. One more nominee before we announce the winner and it is from Stellar Blade, a game known more for the boobies and less for the OST. Or maybe I should say the OSTiddies. Oh well, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Just say what it says in the fucking teleprompter, Heather. From Stellarblade, this is the. Could everyone stop cussing, we're on PBS. I'm sorry, I just get mad. From Stellarblade, this is just the intro battle on a game that unfortunately features a lot of boob physics. So it was overlooked by some of the gamers who would enjoy this very game.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Sandler coming up to the mic. ["Singin' in a Register"] Singing in a register I've never heard from him before. Incredible pipes. Like when you're talented, you can just do so many different things, you know? So I'm out of here This is great, I'm not familiar with this at all. This is the slap. The whole score is great.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Yeah. The game is upsettingly good. I kinda wanna get it. I'll get it, why not? Yeah, I'll get it too. I give you guys permission. But finally, the winner. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Hell yeah. And it had to be one hell, it had to be one hell of an OST in order to, I missed the joke. What was the fucking joke? What did he say? This is also, you know, like this part of it. He said that he got a stellar blade hall pass, which is not a joke really.
Starting point is 00:29:41 It's kind of just a thing that he said, and I liked it. I don't believe him. That's kind of just a thing that he said and I liked it. I don't believe him. That's the thing. I just don't believe him. But shockingly in a category that has Nobuo Uematsu and all these other incredible composers, the winner of the best OST that I heard this year is Helldivers 2 with the main theme from Helldivers 2, a cup of liberty. This score has no business being this fucking good. Sandler on that trumpet, just fucking killing it. It's like so much better than some of the scores of even like movies that came out this year.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Yeah. I really I think this is a great pick, Heather. I really think this is the track of the year. I mean, it's, and what you talked about is like, has no business being this good. I feel like that's kind of a microcosm of the whole game. It's like, like, like, like, I just feel like every aspect of it is so, so dialed in. Also when you hear it again, cause I was like,
Starting point is 00:30:59 I want to rehear it and decide what, what might win this category. And I heard it again, I was like, fuck, this is so fucking good. It's also thematically, like, just gets you so, like it makes you feel like you're being propagandized to. Which is like the whole, like it makes you feel that sort of jingoistic urge,
Starting point is 00:31:21 which all the Helldivers have. I wish we would change the national anthem to this. Yeah, I might even get on board with a couple of things. I wish we could change the UN to Super Earth. That was the best OSTs that I heard this year. The winner again, Helldivers 2. Wow. What a category. A feast for the ears. Well now, that was a great category, Heather. for the ears. Well now that was a great category Heather.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Great great category while you were propping up the great music of this year. I'm gonna take a couple shots. Oh fire some shots. Wow. This next category is least necessary remaster now earlier you may be here. You remember you might remember me saying so many games come
Starting point is 00:32:04 out every single year. It's true. A lot of them are remasters of games that already came out. They already came out. These are games that are already games. There's already a game, it already came out already. I can play it now just on something else. The nominees for least necessary remaster are
Starting point is 00:32:24 The Last of Us Part II Remastered. Wait, did that come out? Yeah, they did. They remastered it for PS5 this year. They remastered it for PS5, and let me tell you something, I bought it. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Yeah. Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered. Hold on though, but didn't Last of Us Part II just come out two years ago? When did that come out? 2020? Yeah, I think their logic first off is that they sold this Last of Us Part I remaster sold like gangbusters, but I think also the it was a it was a very last basically the last gasp of the PlayStation 4
Starting point is 00:32:58 So I think they're like a proper PlayStation 5 release, but still if a remaster feels a little over the top PlayStation 5 release, but still a remaster feels a little over the top. Love the game. Love the game. Great game. Great game. Two great games in this category. Last of Us Part 2 and Horizon Zero Dawn. Both PS4 games. Oh my god, I forgot how Horizon got remastered. And the winner is... Ladies and gentlemen, this is unprecedented. It's a fucking tie Holy shit, we didn't need any of these Accepting the award Nobody cuz nobody cares nobody nobody deserves the award. I'm gonna throw it in the fucking trash Wow
Starting point is 00:33:39 Both those games probably sold like five million copies probably I should upgrade my Version of horizon zero dawn to the ps5 version actually have no idea what the sales figures were but it does feel I wonder probably sold like five million copies. Probably. I should upgrade my version of Horizon Zero Dawn to the PS5 version. I actually have no idea what the sales figures were, but it does feel, I wonder, I should have looked into this. I wonder if there is an upgrade path, because sometimes with those upgrades,
Starting point is 00:33:54 you could pay like an extra 20 bucks if you have the previous gen version. I think that might be the case. Yeah, I think so. I think the upgrade path for The Last of Us was actually $10, which is actually pretty nice. And honestly, as somebody who preferred Horizon number two's face to Horizon number one's face,
Starting point is 00:34:13 I like that the new face is on the old game. Don't get me started about the faces of these people. I like that face. We need the stellar blade physics in Horizon. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm that face. We need the stellar blade physics in Horizon. That's what I'm talking about. I want to see those fucking robot jugs going crazy. You've heard the jingle bells, but have you heard the babble bells? Ranch, play the sound effect! They're the bells you'll hear
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Starting point is 00:38:22 the nominees for best new word in a video game title are REEF-Fantazio from Metaphor REEF-Fantazio. Veil Guard from Dragon Age The Veil Guard. Galuga from Contra Operation Galuga Dawn Trail from Final Fantasy 14 Dawn Trail and Bellatro from Bellatro and the goats he goes to
Starting point is 00:38:57 Unbelievable wasn't upset even though it came out in 2013 Revengeance from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Revengeance from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. Accepting the award on behalf of Revengeance is one of Get Played's pedantic commenters. Actually Bellatro shouldn't have been eligible to be nominated because it's based on the word ballatro which was in use in ancient Rome to refer to court jesters so it's not technically a new word it's actually referencing an existing word and they should just pull the episode because Bell lot shows about jokes Mysterically the word has a good exit. Oh the commenters being played off. Oh boy
Starting point is 00:39:35 Our next category no love for brother ship, huh? Brother ship. Yeah, you know, I don't I think a brother ship because it was a remaster, right? Wasn't it? No brother ships an all-new one was brother ship a new one Yeah, but it brother ship because it was a remaster. Right? Wasn't it? No, brother ships and all new. Oh, is brother ship a new one? Yeah, but it came out and it was like bad. Did brother ship come out in 2024? Oh, I guess it did. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:39:53 This month or last month. Boy, it completely off my radar. Brother ship. Brother ship. Yeah, glaring emission, but I guess it just wasn't nominated by the committee. No, I like games and I like the words that games come up with. Me too. I love video games so much.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Whatever makes my brain smoothest fastest. Smooth it out. And now a slightly bittersweet category. It's the best canceled game of 2024. Uh oh. The best canceled game of 2024. Uh oh. The best cancelled game of 2024. Who made this list? A bunch of triggered libs?
Starting point is 00:40:34 I don't think it's that kind of cancel. Oh, we're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. And the nominees are, Factions, The Last of Us Online, which was cancelled after we recorded our year-end episode last year in late December. Real bummer.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Star Wars FPS by EA canceled this spring as if Star Wars isn't a big enough pull. Star Wars Mandalorian by Respawn, a second Star Wars title that got the axe when it just wasn't drawing in the funding it needed. New Twisted Metal by Fire Sprite, a game that had a lot of enthusiasm behind it, but apparently was cancelled at the last minute. There has to be a new Twisted Metal coming at some point. It wouldn't make any sense not to do it. X7, which is Zaom's, Z-A slash U-M's follow-up to Disco Elysium game was released and then canceled its Concord by Sony. Wow.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Sony's third person shooter had only mere minutes to live before it was post birth supported. Oh my God. What a bummer. If you watch the trailers for that game, it actually does look fun. It certainly looks polished. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:11 It's wild to me that they weren't just like, well, just let it ride. Maybe it'll develop a fandom. Yeah, or maybe, hey, well, let's change the model. Let's refund everybody, purchase it. Let's make it free to play. And let's try to find an audience that way. It's, my heart goes out to those devs,
Starting point is 00:42:30 because I know that many birthdays were missed in the crunch period of making that game, and unfortunately, it just doesn't exist anymore. But can you imagine? Yeah. There's a Concord episode of Secret Level coming out next month. That's wild. On Amazon.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Like, this can reference characters none of us ever got a chance to know. Maybe that'll give the game a second wind. Who knows? I mean, I mean... That'd be hype as shit. I think the... I think it just seems... It more seems like they bungled the marketing and the release strategy of that game more
Starting point is 00:43:00 so than the quality of the game was being the issue. Certainly I didn't know that it was coming out. And then it came out and then it was killed. I just wanna say, Matt, you did take one of my jokes by saying triggered libs, because one of the canceled titles was going to be Stellar Blade, which canceled all the dudes who wanted to play it.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Look, I can just, so I can always see where the wind's going and I just think that if I stepped on it, all I can say is, I'm sorry. Accepting on behalf of Concord is one of the characters from Concord. Hey, it's me, Tekken guy. Oh no, this guy. Selecting on behalf of Concord.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Fucking Tekken guy. God damn it. Congrats to Concord. I mean sorry to Concord. Yeah, you don't even know what you're talking about man. Hey, I'm trying to win the Tekken tournament over here. Oh, stop hitting me! It's a tournament, right? Ow! Was that what Tekken is? Oh boy. He doesn't- Sonic Boom! Stop! Oh no, no, no. Oh boy. All right, I know we're all having a lot of fun and The fun is not gonna stop this next category Game that Matt bounced off of and will return to I know I keep saying this is a promise
Starting point is 00:44:18 There I it's a promise. We'll see the public play. It's a public pledge and you know Is it tough because I actually don't know what it says on the envelope That's how these things worse. This is like what the Awards Committee is gonna decide what I play. That's true It's kind of tough But you know as I've been saying too many games come out too many games come out within such a narrow window of time It's hard to get hard to get to all the games you want to play. Here are the nominees.
Starting point is 00:44:51 The Legend of Zelda, Echoes of Wisdom. I bounced off of it. Bounced. Me too. Played it for about five hours and was like, I think I'm good. It lasted longer than you did, but yeah. Didn't realize it was a competition though this What's more hours and echoes wisdom for forming my opinion, but we did end up at the same place
Starting point is 00:45:12 Star Wars outlaws now this I played for a long time But the good news is They updated that game to make it awesome Did they really I know they took out the forced stealth? Yeah to make it awesome. Did they really? I know they took out the forced stealth. Yeah, they took out the game overs if you get seen so you can fucking blast your way through any of the stealth sections, which makes it my kind of game.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Thumbs up. Next nominee, thank goodness you're here. Now I think I'm the only one in this room that played that. No, I didn't get around to it, but I heard a lot of good things. I thought that was a sitcom. No, you're thinking of NBC's Thank God You're Here, which was like a American adaptation of I think of a British show that was like an improv show where they have like an actor
Starting point is 00:45:57 come in who isn't an improviser and the improvisers are all acting around him. Thank goodness You're Here has a really really cool art style. I'll show you a screenshot right here. Thank goodness you're here. It has a really, really cool art style. I'll show you a screenshot right here. Yeah. It's great. It's so funny and fun, and the puzzles are very fun to try to solve. Yeah, very well received.
Starting point is 00:46:16 An indie game I didn't get around to. Bounced off of it, even though it's only five hours long. So I think I'm almost done with it. I just have to get back in there. But the winner is... Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:34 What could it be? Shhh. Vroom. Vroom. It sounds like somebody is shitting. It sounds like somebody in the toilet. Bounced off he did. It's like somebody's shitting me. Sounds like somebody in the toilet. Bounced off he did, but play again he will. Star Wars Outlaws. Let's go! Let's fucking go! Accepting the award, it's um...
Starting point is 00:46:59 I know a lot of Star Wars characters were burned through setting up the winner, so we'll see who's left. It's R2-D2 when he's like doing that little scream he does. WOOOOOO! That was pretty good. That was horrifying. From R2-D2. That was pretty good. That was nightmarish, but incredible. He's wasted. He's freaking drunk, this guy.
Starting point is 00:47:22 You know who else wins this category? Me, because I'm reminded to add, thank goodness you're here to my wish list and finally give this sumbitch a play. Get that wish list in front of Santa Claus. Yeah, I really hope that games take a break. Because there were so many good games in 2024 that I didn't get a chance to play all the way through. And I want to play these fucking games.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Though Sony did announce that they're going to release a handheld in the next few years that plays PlayStation 5 games, in which case I can play these games. I can't wait to buy a second PlayStation 5 handheld. I hope it has an absurd name, like the Sony Dionysus. This is me the Resident Evil Merchant and I'm here to announce a couple of categories that I brought on myself. Oh no, I kind of thought by not doing what are you playing that we could kind of skip the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:48:18 What are you playing? This is me the Resident Evil Merchant and I'm dressed up too. I've got my ball sack in my pants and a suit and tie on my body. Category one! That's sort of the main difference between how you're dressed now and how you're normally dressed. I usually wear a big jacket and I got stuff in my... Anyway, I've been keeping track all year long and this category is some animals in games. Wow.
Starting point is 00:48:52 The nominees are... Fish. Uh huh. Big dog. Okay. Cat. Mm hmm. Eagle.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Mm hmm. Roach. Okay. Cat! Mm-hmm. Eagle! Mm-hmm. Roach! And the winner is... Gorilla! Wow! Oh wow, okay. Gorilla.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Gorilla prominently featured, of course, in the Diablo expansion, Vessel of Hatred. That's right. That made me wear a sod! Pfft! Hahahaha! What do you mean? Diablo expansion, Vessel of Hatred. That's right. That might be where I saw it. Pfft. What do you mean? Oh, so you can't place these specifically. I kept a list.
Starting point is 00:49:31 You remember I brought it on the show before. That's right. I kept a list all year long and then I, I, I, the winner was a gorilla. Should I do my next category? You wanna go, Matt? Yeah, sure. I think maybe let's not of the gorilla. Should I do my next category? You wanna go, Matt? Yeah, sure. I think maybe let's not invite the gorilla on stage
Starting point is 00:49:49 to accept its award. Yeah, one other gorilla can kinda hang loose. Accepting on behalf of the gorilla is Fish. Ugh. Oh boy. That was, that's bad. And let's put him back in the jug. Okay, yeah, that's why I was worried about that.
Starting point is 00:50:08 He was having a bad time. He was kind of flopping about. Matt, do you want to go? Yeah, sure. I'll read my next and final category here. Best tree. Now look. It bears repeating. I'd love to hear it. So many games come out every single Ooh. It bears repeating.
Starting point is 00:50:25 I'd love to hear it. So many games come out every single year. Lots of trees. Lots of trees are in a lot of these games. And folks, there's many different kinds of trees. Here are the nominees for best tree in game. Dialogue. Dialogue.
Starting point is 00:50:41 You know, there's like multiple options. Yeah, dialogue tree. Skill. Yeah, yeah, I love tree skill Yeah, I'm gonna kill skill tree lots of trees when you're like picking like what kind of what you're you're you're you're you're loadout It's gonna be what kind of build you're gonna be there's a skill to there urd Tree I know that one yeah urtree tree Tree. Erd Tree! From Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erd Tree. Shadow of the Erd Tree.
Starting point is 00:51:09 T'Chilla Tree. And the winner, a nominee earlier tonight, it's Papa Tree from Astrobot. Papa Tree! Wow, big night for Papa Tree. Accepting on behalf of Papa Tree is Papa Tree. Oh, Papa Tree is being played off. Yeah. By his own song.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Yeah, by his own song. Yeah. Very awkward. That's awkward. But hats off to him. We love all the different trees, but we especially love Papa, don't we? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:48 We love Papa Tree. I am another category. OK, please go ahead. All right. A lot of games came out this year. And there's a lot of nominees. But the final category for me, the Resident Evil merchant, are things that aren't games. And the nominees are laundry.
Starting point is 00:52:16 My leg. Thursday. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahh hh hh hh hh hh hh hh And the winner of Things That Aren't Games is that video of a dolphin having sex with a dead fish. Wow. We're just gonna play that for the audience. Okay, no, we're not gonna play that for the audience. We're not playing... I wanna hear, I wanna see deserves a win. No, no, no, we're not playing the video of the dolphin for the audience
Starting point is 00:53:05 Thank you so much accepting on behalf of the video of a dolphin having sex with a dead fish is The guy from Tekken. Hey, it's me Tekken guy. I got the fish from earlier here Oh my god, Oh my God. That was the worst thing I've ever seen. And on this show, on this very award show, I think Kevin Costner died. That did happen in a previous year. It did? Rest in power.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Rest in power, King. He died? Yeah, I think somebody killed him. That is Goat Seas' canon. You never know what will happen during this ceremony. Hey, you know podcasting isn't just talking. It's also recording and editing. Without those essential components, we're all just having conversations into the void. And those essential components require an essential worker.
Starting point is 00:54:07 The nominees for Get Played Podcast Engineer of the Year are our producer, Richelle Chen, aka Ranch, guest engineer Sam Rogich, guest engineer Emma Erdbrink, guest engineer Chef Kevin, and the the goatsie goes to Guest engineer Sam Rogich Wow Doesn't feel fair accepting the award on behalf of Sam Rogich is Rachelle Chen aka ranch Are you kidding me after I do for you do for you you pieces of s***? All I do is look at this stupid s*** ass show for hours and you get the award to Sam F***ing Rogich? The new guy? You belatro loving f***ing piece of s***.
Starting point is 00:54:55 F*** your mom. I can't believe this. I f***ing hate all of you. Pokemon sucks. I don't know half the s*** you talk about anyways. Keep on jerking off to Baldur's Gate why don't you? Take your little d*** podcast and your life-size torgel and shove it up your **** little **** holes.
Starting point is 00:55:09 **** you, **** this podcast, and **** Sonic the Hedgehog! ["Sonic the Hedgehog Theme"] Wow, okay, strong words from Ranch. Yeah, pretty intense. Very rough. Sorry you had to hear all that. But deserved, on our behalf. That's right.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Deserved. Better luck next year, Ranch. Though we don't pick the awards. We don't pick the awards. I pick my award! You picked yours. Yeah, Resident Evil Merchant picks his own awards. Yeah, Resident Evil Merchant picks his own awards, but none of the rest of us do.
Starting point is 00:55:40 And that copy that you read before the award, I just want to say, I do think podcasting is essential work. And when I'm banging my pots and pans outside the window, that's who it's for. I agreed. And I'm glad you're still doing that in 2024. I'm still doing it. Honestly, we did keep working through the fucking pandemic. That's still ongoing and we just gave up.
Starting point is 00:56:03 That's right. Hey, you know, speaking of loss, it's time to acknowledge some of the figures in gaming we've tragically had leave us this past year. It's the Goatsies in memoriam. Little Bean Guy in Animal Well, mauled by dog. The wives of horror game protagonists, usually at their husband's hand. 228,567,113 Helldivers from Helldivers 2.
Starting point is 00:56:43 I'm sorry, that's now 228,567,114. Consoles with disk drives. We did it. They're dead. Me, in Elden Ring Shadow of the Urd Tree. Killed by skill issue. The concept of fantasy when I party wipe in metaphor refontasio? Fantasy is dead.
Starting point is 00:57:07 We're over. A bunch of weird looking freaks in the rise of the golden idol, killed in nasty fucked up ways. Concord. Just concord. Thousands of zombies in dead rising deluxe remaster Master, killed by assault rifle, barbell, baseball bat, battle axe, bench, bicycle, boomerang, bowling ball, bucket, cactus, canned food, cardboard box, cars, cash register, ceremonial sword, chainsaw, cleaver, cooking
Starting point is 00:57:42 oil, we don't have time for all these. My wife's patience when I'm in the middle of a boss battle in Elden Ring's Shadow of the Erd Tree. President Bill Clinton from Call of Duty Black Ops 6, shot down by surface-to-air missile while flying on the Lolita Express. Our listeners' self-esteem when we don't talk about a game they like, we're sorry. We're sorry. May all of you rest. We love you. Gone, but not forgotten.
Starting point is 00:58:18 And the end is that you fear some comfort here. Now it's time for the major categories. First up, Disappointment of the Year. We all have our own pick here. And my pick is a game Matt mentioned earlier that he bounced off of that he may return to and I'm not not gonna return to it. Zelda echoes of wisdom. You finally get a playable Zelda in a mainline game. And unfortunately, I just didn't like
Starting point is 00:58:52 the physics-based gameplay. I thought it was too puzzly. I thought the combat was pretty unsatisfying. And I think so much of the time, you're buried in a pretty unappealing UX. But also, I just feel like it doesn't have some of the magic that I would have liked in a Zelda game. So that, unfortunately, was my personal disappointment.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Yeah, that's here on my list too, only because, like, I don't know, I feel like with Nintendo first party games, there is a certain amount of good faith already built in, right? Where I'm sort of like excited about the product no matter what it is. And this just didn't deliver for me, didn't scratch any of the itches for me. Another disappointment in that vein is a game that I never played originally when it came out. Paper Mario Thousand Year Door, and that's gonna sound sacrilegious to a lot of folks, but it just did not grab me at all. I don't think it was enough of a remake.
Starting point is 00:59:50 I think it was, like, it just hadn't, didn't really have any quality of life features. It kind of just looked nicer. How dare you. I look, I just didn't, it just didn't, it didn't click me. I'm livid, but I understand. I have to mention this game too, while I'm on my disappointments of the year. Cause it was on my most anticipated games list two years in a row.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Okay. Got delayed and then finally came out and it was a pile of shit. Suicide Squad kills the Justice League. Oh. Yeah, I know a lot of people were anticipating that and it feels like the way they kind of made it into a service game, live service game. it was just like a little bit less satisfying.
Starting point is 01:00:27 And also just a game that's so centered on gunplay, correct? Yeah, let's give all these characters with their own, that have their own specific weapons and combat styles and just give them all guns. That sucks. That really sucks. And it just didn't seem, I don't know, I love those Arkham games so much and this was just a botched continuation of that series. Yeah, it's tough. It's a tough pill to swallow. My biggest disappointment of this year was as a former magazine games journalist
Starting point is 01:01:00 and somebody who wrote tons of articles that are now disappeared from the internet and it kind of bums me out sometimes because that was work that I put in this thing was the closure of Game Informer and the complete dissolving of the website. More than 50,000 articles were just deleted in a single button press. And that's decades of fucking work and legacy and history, and it's all gone. And I would assume, I always assumed, you know, with my tiny magazine, with Play Magazine,
Starting point is 01:01:41 it disappearing and the archives going away wasn't a shock. It wasn't like, oh, this was backed by a major corporation. Like it was basically an independent magazine. But Game Informer was something that you could get at GameStop. Yeah. Like it's wild to me that those that all of that work is just gone. I suppose you could get it on the way back machine if that even exists, because I think it was law suited.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Yeah, I think that's a huge disappointment and a real bummer. Yeah, I mean, it's, look, it's the internet, the promise of the internet was the stuff would live on forever. And, you know, of course we've learned in recent years, that's just not the case. But hey, on a more positive note,
Starting point is 01:02:23 how about we give out what we are doing for the first time here in 2024 for the Goat Seas, the listener game of the year. That's right. Y'all voted in our Discord and the get played Discord pick for game of the year is Bellatro. Wow.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Wow, that's huge. Wow. Oh my God. Oh my God. We are all reactingallatro. Wow! Wow! That's huge! Oh my god! We are all reacting to this! Wow! We all got this information live just now and we're shocked by what we heard! Holy shit! I'm shocked.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I'm shocked and appalled! I'm actually really upset. Yeah, I've got to say to our listeners, how dare you. That's crazy. But also, well played. Well played. A tip of the hat to you, good people. Well played.
Starting point is 01:03:10 All right, let's stay positive here. Stay posse dog? That's right, we'll stay posse dog. Our personal favorite games of the year. This will be our individual list, like the disappointment, but just kind of whatever you want to do. I've got a top five and a couple of honorable mentions, and I'm happy to go first, individual lists like the disappointment, but just kind of whatever you want to do. I've got a top five and a couple of honorable mentions and I'm happy to go first and whatever
Starting point is 01:03:29 you've got. I think this was a pretty good year for games. I did not have the highest of expectations, but there were a lot of surprises as Heather hit on with that category earlier. A couple of honorable mentions for me were two of those surprises. One is a game that is very much micro-targeted at me, and one is a game that is not the kind of game that I play at all.
Starting point is 01:03:54 The first is an indie solo dev, text parser adventure game with an absolutely marvelous retro aesthetic, The Crimson Diamond. Absolutely had a blast playing this game. I think the story is charming. I think the puzzles are on point and I think there's some quality of life improvements that make it a lot more playable, particularly if you've not messed around with the old Sierra text parser games that it is based off of.
Starting point is 01:04:25 The Crimson Diamond, really, really impressive. Debut from a solo dev. The next, a game that we mentioned a couple of times, Helldivers 2, a game that's very much not for me, but the multiplayer action I found so compelling. Again, it just tonally nails the whole Starship Troopers homage that it embodies. As far as my top five, look, here's the thing. You always want to be like kind of cool and feel like I have my own spin on things.
Starting point is 01:04:54 You don't want to just mirror the consensus. But I think there was a pretty top, like, you know, top heavy, you know, there's a consensus kind of with what the best games are, with what some of the top releases are from 2024. And so as uncool as it is for me just to mirror the Game Awards, I have a lot of overlap there. I think the Game Awards actually did a pretty good job with the nominees in terms of chronicling some of the games or the year's best games. But my personal top five coming from the bottom, number five Astro Bot, perfect 3D platformer.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Number four, a game that's in early access, but it's my list, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor. Put as many hours into that as I did anything. A wonderful next step in the survivor genre, the bullet heaven genre pioneered by vampire survivors which also had a great expansion this year. Number three, Metaphor Rifantazio. We talked about it last week in our We Play, You Play.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Number two, Animal Well. Just an absolutely staggering game, an incredible design from another solo dev. And for my number one, I just sort of asked myself, can I give DLC Game of the Year? And ultimately I decided it's my list and also who gives a shit. Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree was my favorite game of 2014. Wow.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Matt, what do you think? I think that's great. That's a great list. Thank you. That's what I wanted. I wanted you to prove my list It's great, but I think I'm thinking about this as similar to you honestly cuz As some of you know as you two certainly know I keep a list of every game that I complete in in the given year and you're the finisher I'm the finisher this year I gotta say my lowest year since I've started doing this Wow only 40 games well also some of those games you finished you put in like a hundred and ten hours yeah yeah I will say that that I began the year by playing through Baldur's Gate 3
Starting point is 01:07:08 Twice yes, so like you know that was a lot of my gaming time was playing a late 2023 release that is my favorite game of all time a lot of the games on this list have the words Final Fantasy in the title Final Fantasy 7 in the title specifically 12 games Alan Wake to Final Fantasy 7 Baldur's Gate 3 Final Fantasy VII in the title specifically. 12 games, Alan Wake 2, Final Fantasy VII, Baldur's Gate 3, Final Fantasy VII Remake, Super Mario Brothers Wonder, Animal Well, I did Animal Well twice, based on how you have to play that game.
Starting point is 01:07:38 Alan Wake 2 DLC, Night Springs, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Final Fantasy XVI, The Rising Tide DLC, Case of the Golden Idol, Elden Ring, Shadow of the Urchie DLC, Resident Evil 4 separate ways DLC, Chrono Trigger, Astrobot, Silent Hill 2 Remake, and Alan Wake 2 the Lake House DLC. Those are the games that I completed this year. As for my list of games of this year, it's tough. You know, it's interesting to be thinking about the games that came out, the games that we played. As much as we loved Super Mario Wonder, it's not even really in the conversation, I think.
Starting point is 01:08:16 For me. It's not. Wait, was Wonder a 2024 game? Yeah, early 2024. I think February 2024. Was it really? Yeah. No.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Yeah. Really? Yeah. No. Yeah. 2024 I think February 20 was it really yeah, no, yeah No, yeah October 20th 2023. Oh, oops. What are you thinking of? I? Think that's I probably just had I had finished it in 2024 is what I'm is what I heard is Well, look, but also it's not in the conversation is because I eligible. It's not eligible. No, not in it. D The reason it's not in the conversation is because Not eligible. It's just DQ'd as far as I'm concerned. Were you maybe thinking the Princess Peach game? I'm trying to think what you could even think of.
Starting point is 01:08:51 I didn't even play that. So no, it was truly, I thought it came out at the beginning of this year. But look, my top ones are Animal Well, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Elden Ring Shadow of the Earth Tree, Astrobot, and the Silent Hill 2 remake. I'm the only person in this room that played the Silent Hill 2 remake. And I saw a comment online that everyone was like,
Starting point is 01:09:17 they did the Silent Hill 2 remake dirty. Nobody played it and Matt didn't like it that much. I did like it. You know, my wife and I have a date plan where she's going to play Silent Hill 2. And she's never played Silent Hill at all and she doesn't have any exposure to the games. She did suffer through the movie with me
Starting point is 01:09:36 when we watched the movie for this podcast. The movie's good. It's insane. But you know, it's not too late for Silent Hill 2 remake and maybe Mary and I can put enough time into it that she'll guest on the show and talk about her experience of Silent Hill 2. I would love that. I just didn't, I would just say to our listeners,
Starting point is 01:09:55 you know, I wish this was my only thing that I do, was doing this podcast, because it is really fun to do and I do love video games so much. But it's also serious? It's also serious. But I think just like the reality is that we are, you know, gaming enthusiasts who also have other stuff. We're not game journalists where we're able to just play a lot of games.
Starting point is 01:10:16 So what? Unfortunately, Silent Hill 2 Remake, I just didn't get around to. I do want to play it. And it's great. It's really fun to play. Is it kind of unnecessary? Sure. But it's Silent Hill 2, great. It's really fun to play. Is it kind of unnecessary? Sure, but it's it's Silent Hill 2 baby It's fucking great. It's a really really great game my top three that I'm considering right now Animal well Final Fantasy 7 rebirth and Astrobot and like the consensus says Astrobot and like Like it's got it like game. I loved it. It's a great game but I think the game that I loved the most this year is Final Fantasy
Starting point is 01:10:51 VII Rebirth. Wow. That game. I love to hear it. To me, this is, it's the Kingdom Hearts 2 of Final Fantasy VII. Does that make any sense? Yeah. We're like, it's like-
Starting point is 01:11:02 Matt, yes yes it does. Yeah. Like, I don't know, there was just like, I liked remake as much as anybody else. I really liked it. Rebirth is like, I think it's one of my favorite games. Like, it's like, it's so great. The combat's so good. I talked about it a lot at this point. I know they're not making any DLC for it,
Starting point is 01:11:26 which is completely fine because there's a million fucking things to do in the game that I haven't even done all of it, but I finished the story. I do want to get back in there and do a lot of the side quests. These characters are just so important to, like, just games in general,
Starting point is 01:11:42 and also now just to me as a man. Like, they're, uh, they're like some of my favorite characters ever, and I loved the time that I spent with the original this year. I loved playing the remake. The rebirth is like, I'm gonna have a hard time seeing how they make something better for the third part. It's gonna be impossible. There's no way it could live up to how good Rebirth is. So Rebirth is my personal pick for Game of the Year.
Starting point is 01:12:07 I hope the third one comes out, because there were all of those squirrely business numbers that came out after Rebirth came out, and it would be a real shame if it was an unfinished symphony. I was reading or I had heard that they're... In the last couple of weeks They've been talking about part three as like a first sure. Okay, great you know who's to say what could happen, but
Starting point is 01:12:32 They like they've announced no DLC Specifically because they're beginning like pre development on part three Wow. Yes, Matt I love how final fantasy 7 build you are I also have said this before on the podcast, but you're not someone who played this game when you were younger. You don't have nostalgia for FF7, as Heather and I do, having played it on the PlayStation 1.
Starting point is 01:12:53 You came to it late, you played through the base game and it's an entirety, you played through remake, you played through rebirth, and now you've discovered it in one of your favorite series. I think that's awesome for you. It's really, really great, and it was, I think, very, very necessary to do based on some of the things within these new, these remakes, which is all I'll say about that.
Starting point is 01:13:11 It's absolutely, please play the original before you get into these. I love it. I love to hear it. I love to hear it. So I don't have like a tight list here. I've got some games that meant something to me this year. Final Fantasy Rebirth is on my list, even though I've only played the first couple of hours.
Starting point is 01:13:29 It was enough of an emotional experience playing those first couple hours of the game and getting through the first town that I was like, fuck, I need to put time aside for this. I need to focus. I need to dedicate myself to this game because I know it's going to be so important to me. And I've had a lot of experiences like that
Starting point is 01:13:52 in gaming this year. I've been swamped. I started out the year with health issues, but I'm really hoping to get time to truly devour Final Fantasy Rebirth in the year 2025. Other games that I enjoyed, Shadow of the Erd Tree, of course, Stellar Blade, which I am the only person
Starting point is 01:14:15 in the room who was unembarrassed enough to try it. I checked it out from a rental store that had a beaded curtain. It's good, it's shockingly good. I'm just gonna get it. You're kind of upset that it's good because you want it to not be good and then you can be like, oh, this is nothing. But the fact that it's good kind of like,
Starting point is 01:14:35 all right, well, to each their own. I'm a little self-conscious about having that in my Steam library along with Honey Pop and Honey Pop 2 Double Day. And then also the rest of your steam library yeah I play h games on main I of course enjoyed dragons dogma too and I played more of it than final fantasy rebirth because the barrier of entry was so low for it.
Starting point is 01:15:05 So I was just like, I'll fuck around with this. And it ended up being an incredible, it's a great tech demo if nothing else. You're like, wow, there's a lot of cool shit going on in this game and that alone is worth experiencing it for. I suggest if you didn't drop in on that game when it came out, wait for it to go on sale
Starting point is 01:15:24 and throw a few bucks towards it and you'll have a good time. A game that I still wish I could talk about on the show because I do play it, but it is still being struck. So I won't mention it by name. Had an excellent season. And then that season came to an end and they had an additional excellent season They've announced a couple of collabs for next season that really warmed my heart and I absolutely won't say the name of the game
Starting point is 01:15:56 until until they figure out their shit because people deserve to be paid a Surprise entry on my list is the Pokemon card game for mobile, which is like so fucking addictive. It's really good. It's fantastic. It hits that serotonin bump every single 12 hour, like every time 12 hours comes up, I get a little alert on my watch that says,
Starting point is 01:16:22 it's time to open a pack. And no matter what I'm doing, I'm like, oh, things are about to be okay. Even though chances are I'm just gonna see another slow bro or slow poke again. Astro Bot was, I'll say one other game. Metaphor Rifantazio, fucking awesome. Another game I wish I had more time to play.
Starting point is 01:16:45 We just covered it last week. So yeah, I hope I get a chance to finish it. It deserves to be finished. It's beautiful, it's funny, and the music is impressive. But my game of the year is Astrobot. Wow. Nothing else this year gave me just straight joy. From top to bottom, start to finish,
Starting point is 01:17:11 Astro Bot was just fun. And I feel like it came at just the right time. It was not so long that it was daunting. It was a length that allowed me to finish the game, to collect all the little guys, to have a trip down memory lane in that credit sequence where you got to see all the Sony shit flying by. I loved it. I'm happy it exists.
Starting point is 01:17:36 And I'm looking forward to the fact that I think Astro Bot is just going to be a permanent fixture in Sony's library from this point forward. He's just gonna be around. And that makes me really happy. And that's why Astro Bot is my game of the year. Which there's no fucking way I would have said
Starting point is 01:17:57 at the beginning of this year that, oh, it'll be Astro Bot. In fact, I think maybe on our text thread, I was like, guys, have you seen the reviews that Astro Bot is getting? Yeah, we were kind of caught off. I mean, like, I think it was on all of our radar, but we were kind of caught off guard
Starting point is 01:18:11 by, like, how universal the acclaim was. And we kind of added on the fly an Astro Bot episode, which, you know, you can hear in our archives. But I, like... Yeah, I think you're absolutely right,. Just just a just an incredibly joyous experience and So incredibly playable Also a game that I think just like anyone could enjoy which I think is to its credit I think that that it that it along with
Starting point is 01:18:41 Bellatro were two games that even a non-gamer can mess around with and be like and appreciate its artistry and its craft. Shout out to Team Asobi, the developer, who did just such an incredible job. And from what I'm understanding, has an incredibly collaborative workflow and an international team that is all figuring out how to work with each other and iterate internally and produce a platform or masterpiece. I mean, is that what we want to do for our get played goatsie for our game of the year? Do we just give it to Astrobot?
Starting point is 01:19:14 It feels like that's what's on all of our lists. A game I really liked. It wasn't my number one overall on the list, but I'd be happy giving it the collective podcast prize. The, you know, it's on, it's probably, it's second on my list and it's like the closest second that you could be to just not being Rebirth. And like there's like things in Astrobot that I like more than Rebirth. I just spent so much time with Rebirth and I just, I loved it. So I overtook it just slightly.
Starting point is 01:19:42 Also have to give a little bit of a shout out for just how polished it is, just how incredible the performance is, the integration of the DualSense controller. It's just a, it's just an, and you know, I call it just a perfect 3D platform and that's the thing, it's a pretty perfect game. If it had been a pack-in,
Starting point is 01:20:01 like if the PlayStation wasn't one, a very weird looking machine, like it's not the kind of thing that like, oh wow, it's Christmas and I opened up my toys and now I've got this thing that's as tall as my chest and as wide as my shoulders. Like if you harken back to the idea of like a pack-in video game,
Starting point is 01:20:22 if Astrobot had been the pack-in game for PlayStation 5, it would have sold systems unnecessarily so because people are going to buy PlayStation 5 no matter what. Just a lovely, joyful experience. I love the guy. I want him to be in my house. I want a little version.
Starting point is 01:20:39 I want him, I wish he was running around. I am Astro Bot. Hey, we're all Astro Bot right now. Congrats to- I am Astro Bot. I am Astro Bot. Hey, we're all Astro Bot right now. I am Astro Bot. I am Astro Bot. Sam? I am Astro Bot. Congrats to Astro Bot, the Get Played game of the year.
Starting point is 01:20:55 Wow. Wow. We did it. Hey, what fun we had. It's gaming's biggest night. It's gaming's biggest night. It's come to an end. And now it's come to an end.
Starting point is 01:21:04 Hey, that's this week's Get Played. Special thanks Sam Rogets for guest engineering Sam. You got any plugs? My band guck has a new single streaming check it out. Wow. Check out guck. I've enjoyed what I've heard of guck I gotta check out this new single our producers Rochelle Chen ranch yard underscore underscore sard Thanks to Rochelle for all she did this year our music is by Ben Prunty Ben Prunty music.com Our art is by Duck Brigade Design, duckbrigade.com. And hey, check out our Patreon, patreon.com slash get played, where you can find our entire pre-Headgum Back catalog, plus ad-free main feed episodes. We've got some Get Animated episodes, our Patreon exclusive show, in the can.
Starting point is 01:21:38 They are banked. They will continue to come out every Wednesday in the Patreon feed. Matt, what do we got up on the horizon? All right, so this will be the third episode of the pilot program that we're doing with Heather. What is that called, Heather? The pilot presentation. The pilot presentation.
Starting point is 01:21:55 And it'll be a show that Heather and Nick watched called Keno's Journey. That's right. And then the rest of the year we have- Talking motorcycle. Oh, hell yeah. Matt. Look, I'm fucking in. He watches things. That's, I didn't even know. I have talking motorcycle. Oh hell. Yeah, that's not look
Starting point is 01:22:11 That sounds awesome I'm gonna watch that so I can listen to the episode in here you guys talked about there And then we have what everyone's been waiting for the violet ever garden movies There's two of them. Oh my god. And then we're starting the year off. I'll just tell you guys what it is now with a watch along of Pokemon Forever, the fourth movie in the Pokemon film series, which is a lot of fun. So be ready for those and we'll see you in the new year with perhaps a new series. That's right.
Starting point is 01:22:40 Patreon.com slash get played for get animated and for the get played archive. And hey, why not go to kinshipgoods.com slash get played and get yourself some get played merch. We'd love it if you did. And hey, you know, thank you to everyone out there who's listened to this past year. This is this is our final again, our final main feed episode of 2024. We'll have some unlocked episodes in the main feed just to keep it populated for the next couple of weeks
Starting point is 01:23:05 And then we'll be back in January, but but we do it we love doing the show and we we couldn't do without our listeners Yeah, thank you guys so much in all sincerity. Thank you guys so much for listening to this Yeah, it's it's an honor and a pleasure to be doing this podcast for you guys. I Can't believe we're still doing this show. I can't believe people are listening to it. Thank you so much. And hey, Games of 2024, you got played. In the arms of the alien. That was a hate gum podcast.

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