Ghostrunners - 102 - Joe Exotic's Hot Dogs

Episode Date: April 19, 2021

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All right, y'all, we're going to talk kind of crazy circumstances of how we're recording this today. We'll talk about that later. But Jake, on the way over here, as I was driving, I saw somebody's bumper sticker, which bumper stickers are always a little bit fascinating and ridiculous to me. This one, sorry. And this one said, then this one said, I knit dash. What's your superpower?

Oh, out of all things to consider a superpower i feel like knitting like martha washington if she had that on her bumper sticker maybe i'd be impressed like i mean that's not even borderline like getting accepted into like the superhero hall of fame or the olympics or anything what's the mcu the mcu is not not you're not opening the door for a knitter what is mcu is that the marvel comic universe i think good for you i think that's what yeah people out there will know it's like i think what i don't know i don't want to say the wrong the wrong side there's there's the what is it marvel and there's the avenger starts with a C comic comic. Yeah. Gosh, we're good. Roll the music.

DC, DC, DC, DC. Yes. DC, DC superhero. Now roll the music. Uh,

uh, Oh, I, I think this type beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat to Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet. Cause it's the Ghost Rubber's Podcast. Every Monday morning we're taking ground.

Ghost Rubber's Podcast. Ghost Rubber's Podcast. Oh boy. Let's go. Let's wake Isaac up. This is going to be a good episode. Yeah. We're recording early in the morning. Well, not early in the morning, but early as early as we've ever recorded. It's early as we've ever recorded. Isaac's still asleep or as late as we've ever recorded. My goodness. MCU dude. I don't know. What do you call it? Yeah. Cause

I woke up this morning. Jake has not woken up yet this morning because he has not gone to sleep that's right yeah I was I have been in Oklahoma City this entire weekend and uh last night Brad hollered at me and was like hey I know we were planning on recording the episode Sunday evening but looks like it's going to be more convenient for Catherine I had to head down to Texas earlier in the day Sunday how can we make this work yeah Yeah. And you even threw out, you're like, could we meet in Wichita? Yeah. Catherine was like, I'm not going to meet in Wichita. Catherine was like so adamant, not so adamant, but like she like really thought it would be awesome. Like we have to do like COVID tests and stuff.

We have like a doctor's appointment for Catherine, whatever, all these different things in Texas on Monday. So we were going to have to leave at like seven, six 30 or seven in the morning. And so we're like, what if we just left Sunday? And we got like so excited about it. And then I realized, oh yeah, the podcast we had, we were supposed to record that Sunday night. So Jake, I mean, let's just, if you're, if you're listening right now, just give a quick clap co-host of the year, Jake triplet coming all the way back from OKC, uh, to record the podcast. So yeah, I got done hanging out with my friends last night at 3 a.m. And so just started making the drive after that. It's wild.

And stopped a few times to kind of like wake up and whatnot. And made it here six hours later. So I haven't slept in a while. And really the days before that. I mean, I went straight from Phoenix to as soon as I landed in Kansas City, I started driving to Oklahoma City. So I've been in the car so much and not slept and yeah um yeah i'm a big believer in consistency in the podcast like no we can't go we can't go a week without the podcast like the entire seven days of not seeing any new comments or anything i'm just

gonna be mad at myself for not like going the extra mile to make it work yeah dude um although now hearing your story is the alternative just that you had to leave at 6 30 a.m yeah that was the alternative yeah yeah pretty much that doesn't sound so bad it's just dude sleep is like the most valuable thing to kids though so it's like you just never know so if we like because normally they get up at like eight o'clock in the morning so So then we'd have to get them up at six, five 45, six in the morning. And then all of a sudden, if they're screaming for eight hours in a row, that's just rough.

So yeah, that's hopefully they don't scream. Yeah, I know. So yeah, all nighter we're here now. And, uh,

yeah. Episode one Oh two, one Oh two, which is of course the fever episode. Yes. When it starts to get dangerous. That's when it's like, you should probably go see a professional about this. 102. Which is, of course, the fever episode. Yes. That's when it starts to get dangerous. That's when it's like, you should probably go see a professional about this. Yeah, see a doctor, get rid of it.

We had a, well, it's still around, but Star 102 was the radio station in town that always played Christmas music. So you always listen to Star 102.1 around Christmas. Star 102. Star 102. I think in Springfield, 102.9 was like where you'd find Green Day and Fall Out Boy. Oh, okay. I think.

So more Green 102. Maybe. Yeah. What have you been up to for the past 48 hours? I haven't seen you. Just been working a lot on a table that I'm trying to get out before I leave for Hawaii. Well, I'm getting it delivered when I am already gone. And just getting ready for Hawaii and getting home.

Isaac and I flew back. Harrison went to Dallas. So, uh, he, he left us. Um, and so it was just me and Isaac and we flew back, uh, on Friday night and just been doing work ever since. Pretty much. How was the backpack? Uh, Rondez Vues.

The backpack. Yeah. It was a big deal. You left your backpack at our Airbnb. Gosh. Yes, dude. Yeah. the backpack yeah it was a big deal you left your backpack at our airbnb oh gosh yes dude yeah that was it was fine it ended up being honestly luckily we were so lucky that alan was staying longer so uh we didn't get back from hanging out with jake on thursday night until like two in the morning for a multitude of reasons yeah um but the main one is that we got in a little bit of a car accident we'll just say that we'll just keep it there the u-haul uh luckily isaac has great

insurance and it's gonna be okay i think but um it wasn't our fault and yeah it was fine but by the time we get why are you skipping over all the details of the i don't know it's just part of me feels weird about like talking about hey we were driving around a u-haul with nobody in the or with people in the back without seatbelts on and then we get a oh no one was in the back when you know no one was in there yeah you're right but the whole time i was just like wow i'm very thankful that no one was in the back because we've been driving around all weekend yeah 15 minutes before that i was laying down in the back right exactly um exactly. Whatever, root beer. So it wasn't our fault.

It was just this guy, for whatever reason, ran a red light. And luckily, I thought he was going to get on the highway and just leave and just do a hit and run. But he turned around and came back and talked to us and everything. And so without that, I think Isaac would have been in big trouble with U-Haul insurance and all that stuff. Well, it still wouldn't have been his fault. Yeah, but I don't know how that works with insurance. I feel like if the other person does not admit fault, it's hard to prove that.

I don't know. Oh, that's bogus if that's so. It is. It is bogus. I think if you rear-end somebody, no matter what the circumstances are, that's also, you're always at fault. Well, that makes sense. You think so? Yeah.

Always. You should never rear end someone. You should always keep enough distance to where even if they slam on their brakes, you can still stop. Okay. Okay. That's fair. But if you T-bone someone, I think you could prove like, yeah, I'm in an intersection.

Look at the tape. Yeah. Yeah. It's green. Um, but yeah, the guy was really nice and really cool. Um, and like, it seriously was so minimal, like his car just had like paint scraped on it and our car, we had a pretty decent dent in our fender, but it could have been so much worse if, you know, it was split seconds difference. Like

the whole time. I don't know. Have you gotten in a car accident? Like, don't you always think like, man, if I would have just changed a little bit about my night, if I would have, if we would have literally like, like Isaac was like, if we would have just changed a little bit about my night if i would have if we would have literally like like isaac was like if we would have said goodbye to jake for like two more seconds nothing none of this would have happened yeah it's butterfly effect oh yeah exactly so it's like so we were yeah anyway isaac was obviously bummed about all that because he was the one driving but we got back home at 2 a.m and i go to reach for my backpack in the backseat and it's not there. I'm like, cool. Very cool.

Very cool. So, uh, luckily Jake was awesome. Answered me right away in the morning. And Alan, the, uh, the third member of the group was still staying there. Cause he's from Tulsa pianist. Yeah. The old pianist. Um, and so, gosh, so such a rich joke rich joke joke area he's a rich guy um but yeah he was awesome and uh stayed and got to hang out with him for 20 minutes or so what did you guys talk

about we talked about the wreck most of the time we talked about how cool this guy was he ran red lights he was actually he was a really nice guy he was pretty sick our boy luis so anyway um but yeah the the backpack saga was fine we just went to a coffee shop after that and had some acai bowls never had one of those before oh first time what'd you think i liked it it filled me up hard like a lot oh that doesn't sound great like like almost to the point where i was like i wasn't hungry for hours six seven hours that's that's very rare it's a great snack yeah i love us ables yeah you must have good good nola i think that's what it was like if the if it's hearty granola it'll fill you up isaac and i were kind of yeah breaking it down because i i wasn't i was going to get a

burrito and then he ordered acai bowl and i was like oh i want to try one of those uh-huh i say i say you i say you getting one of those i saw you want yeah yeah i saw you want one too and so yeah it was a good time so it was good time yeah uh you missed some good stuff on the thursday night shows really yeah yeah no no the wednesday shows were the best but thursday night uh talissa made the t-shirt i mean that's the highlight of the night that's the headline i could not believe that unreal um unbelievable talissa shout out talissa made the t-shirt i mean that's the highlight of the night that's the headline i could not believe that unreal um unbelievable talissa shout out talissa trey who i heart ghost runners yeah brad challenged her and said yeah you won't make a shirt that says trey who i love the ghost runners podcast i couldn't believe it and that's exactly what she did what's funny is

that she she like messaged us beforehand i think on our ghost runners account. And I didn't see it, but if I would have seen it like, you know, an hour earlier, I would have gone down there and like met her because we were just, we weren't doing much that night. Like we went to like this hole in the wall, Mexican, like street tacos place. And then went back to the Airbnb and just like watched Netflix. Like we were just like ready to hang out. But if I would have seen that, I would have easily come down and be like, what's up? Trey who? Yeah. Trey who? So that was amazing. Yeah. That was the highlight of the night.

Talissa, um, some other ghosties. Sarah drove all the way from Las Vegas. Really? By herself. By herself. To come to the show. She Spencer'd it. That's what Spencer did.

Yeah. She didn't have a Tracy either. Really? No trace. That's amazing. Without a trace. Yes. That's what that show's about.

Anytime you go anywhere without a random person with you named Tracy. Without a trace. Without a trace. Yes. That's what that show's about. Anytime you go anywhere without a random person with you named Tracy. Without a trace. Without a trace. No way. That's, that's, that's like so impressive. I think there's a lot of things that you can do by yourself that aren't that awkward. Like, I don't think it's that hard to go to a restaurant by yourself. No.

I think it's kind of nice sometimes. But going to a comedy show, it could be kind of, kind of tough. Going to Kansas City between the hours of, I don't know, three and 9am easy, easy. And then recording a podcast immediately easy without a trace. And then one last shout out, mainly just because I want to, I don't know what I want to do. Basically. I was like running away. I was like, all right, I got to go, you know,

whatever saying like bye to people and like trying to run out. And then they kind of chased me down like hey i'm so sorry i just i gotta say hi like we're big ghost runners listeners and we came here we whatever and i was like oh what's up hey i'm jake like what's your name and he's like you're not gonna remember my name i said you tell me your name what yeah what a bold strategy just be like no no i'm not even telling you and so it was uh kennedy and john oh i think that's kennedy's a pretty rare name you gotta remember that one and john you just throw out any name like i think it was john and like john f kennedy oh gosh easy oh yeah they sort of named or like introduced themselves john and then

kennedy and then you would have oh that's awesome so i did remember you john aren't you glad we met yeah kennedy come. Thanks for listening. Can this guy always remember your name? Let's find out. Let's see. Can it just do it? Do you think if I, if I have a call back to that in seven episodes, you'll remember. They say, Hey, who'd you meet in Phoenix?

Yeah. Yeah. I bet so. Make a note. Make a note. Okay. Okay. In my, in my seven week yeah yeah

put in your calendar I'm just gonna write down John Kennedy callback I don't know if you're gonna remember what is this about why did I write this down will Jake remember names I'll put that without a trace MCU I'm looking at my notes okay yeah without a trace i'm looking at my notes of different things that we brainstormed being the blanks of the week okay uh oh yeah i have that somewhere my notes too from like a year ago we got food tip of the week yeah babe of the week was was a good one we had small joy of the week phrase of the week music of the week one time i wrote down dirt bag of the week but we never did that one it was just an option i had keyboard shortcut of the week one time i wrote down dirt bag of the week but we never did that one it was just an option i had keyboard shortcut of the week legend of the week poultry of the week that was

a great one quote of the week product yeah failure football highlight of the week i don't remember that one that one might have been just me saying that observation clothing item game friend lyric are all the ones i have small joy oh yeah there's small joy down there small joy that's funny um one cool thing that did happen because for the most part you came to the best show of the the week i thought it went the smoothest it was the loudest it was a good time but there was one thing uh in the thursday night show the early show i noticed that a guy in the front row uh had jean shorts on oh yeah and i just like made a couple just like quick comments about it and the crowd was just like very receptive to jean shorts jokes yeah and i never really done this before but i i mean generally probably spent four to six minutes on this one

guy and it was just so fun like i am coming up with all of this on the spot and the crowd is like so into this like i should have just ended the set right there probably i should be like thank you i'm i'm gene schwartz jake and that's what i do when i come to phoenix yeah but yeah i just kept roasting him and i was like you guys got to see this come on the stage i'm just kidding stay down you play don't let anyone see it and then you know i'm like what do you do russ and he was like i'm an educator i'm like oh we got a fancy guy russ doesn't want to tell me he's a teacher he's an educator you know so they're laughing at that and then i'm like for real though why did you say educator he's like i'm a principal oh okay okay jean shorts on a principal that's exactly

what i said what kind of school is this forgive me for thinking you definitely teach for america i'm just kidding it must be a freedom rider situation. It was just so fun. Like I got to start picking out people like, yeah, I got to start like doing that more like people just need to wear jean shorts more something. I don't know. It was, it was a perfect scenario. I think that whenever the, on our show, when you did crowd work, I thought it was also very well received because I think that people obviously expect your prepared

stuff to be funny. Cause that's like the whole point of it, but it's like a different kind of impressive when you can just like pull something out of thin air kind of, you know what happened at the show? Oh, is that Elijah? He was on your show. Yeah. Your name's Elijah. Oh, but you love that old Testament show. Yeah, that was good. That was good. And you had some guy named John as well that you kind of picked on a little bit. Uh, I forget what you were talking about with him. Was John the one who said he didn't have any marriage advice? Were you there for that show? No, I think Elijah was one that gave marriage advice and he said, just get like, I just got really lucky or something like luck. Luck was the key to a good marriage. That was a

weird answer. Yeah. You just kind of know what to say. Yeah. You just kind of like, we're like, that's a bad answer. I don't remember what you said exactly, but yeah, it was. It was like, okay, what am I supposed to do with this, St. Patrick? But anyway, yeah, I always think, and maybe there's a little bit less of a high bar, like I'm saying, for crowd work, and so people just think it's so funny anytime you can do anything with it. Oh, yeah, it's the best. Did we talk last week about Trey's Afghanistan dog thing?

No. Man, that was like, it was like it was like somebody was out there like planted there like as an answer and the thing was the first show so every show just yeah whatever me uh trey will ask you know he does a little bit on dog moms so we'll do a little crowd interaction we have dog moms who's got you know some dogs they want to talk about or whatever in the first show uh the woman's like he's like oh what kind of dog do you have? And she goes, I'm just going to say it. Jack cock. He's like, excuse me, family friendly show. And it was like a Jack terrier with a cocker spaniel. Yeah, I guess. And so that, I mean, that gave him so much material to work with. I mean, he just kept coming back to that. And then the second

very next show, he writes itself. I don't remember exactly how she said it but uh it was like i have a rescue dog from my time when i was like you know overseas in afghanistan or something like that and he just like it was like as she said it everyone just laughed like you didn't even have to have a that was the punchline like that was funny like trate could have said anything as a reaction to that yeah you know but he was just talking about like like what like you know like i don't remember exactly what he said something about like uh you saved this thing from afghanistan or you know brought it to america to save it or something like that he had some line like here's a treat welcome to america yeah

something like that but it was just like are you serious like the people out in the audience are the most you know entertaining part about this thing, apparently. So anyway, I would be impressed. Obviously, it'd be hard for you since you only do like five minutes and or whatever it is, seven minutes each time. It'd be hard to do crowd work the entire time. Yeah, it'd be kind of fun.

You know, I think you have it in your back pocket. Like, I got jokes. If this is whenever I'm done with this. Yeah, I've got jokes. Yeah, this is kind of cool. From now on uh we won't have like the feet like the local comic anymore oh that's right you told me that oh did i okay so does that mean that you just get more time so yeah i'll be doing like 20 to 25 minutes now so that's a long time starting like a month from now so like all right i gotta write some new stuff because how much were you supposed to go now

was it 10 i think i was i was told like five and five but i think i was going kind of long surely five minutes is so fast yeah there's no way i was just doing that so anyway exciting no more i don't have to remember anyone's name or how to introduce them yeah because that's always kind of terrifying like all right what city am i in and what is this guy's name right so just trey and i from now on okay let's go dude and get more time and yeah i could you know yeah hang out with the crowd more heck yeah mingle with the laid backback uh what's it saying dumb and dumber i love i love mingling with these laid-back country folk something like that excuse me flow yeah so uh that's phoenix give me a typo around that it was a good time was it tell me how it is like going to the same place twice or doing the same show twice like in a row is it still like that same excitement you know what i mean uh it's still pretty fun

just because i'm still so new at it and there's definitely like if you ever screwed anything up in the first show you're like i'm so glad i get a second try at this i'm glad i don't have to wait a month or whatever yeah true so that part it can be nice but the phoenix shows were going so late dude that it was like all right let's get this going like this is starting after midnight and what you know our body is used to yeah right right yeah yeah super late yeah it was starting at 10 15 the night that we were there it was a 9 30 show and i'm like but it was kind of valid that it started that late because people like kept coming in and stuff so 300 it's all hot it is it is dude i i still can't like emphasize that enough it was just it was packed man so do you know what the capacities are like for the future

shows for the comedy clubs it'll be about the same like the next like five months whatever they're all like 250 300 or whatever yeah but then like the the tour that's like a theater those are all theater venues right yeah the one in kansas is uptown like i saw nickel creek in uptown and like nickel creek need to breathe like big bands you know like and now we got nickel creek's song oh they got many uh they're like bluegrassy kind of i had a teacher in high school who would play them but i just don't know any of their music they're like most popular one's kind of a sad song it's called the lighthouse's tale the lighthouse tale oh it's about a guy that like commits the sweet east side i don't want to say it the normal way. Does that sound funnier if I say it that way?

But the smoothie song is one I really like. It's instrumental. I mean, you saw them in Uptown. Yeah, dude. They're really good. So yeah. Anyway, yeah, theaters. It's been so fun and that's kind of what I've been keeping a secret for so long is I knew that we were doing this theater run of all

these shows, all these cities. We're going nationwide. That's going to be nuts. I think Dallas is the biggest one. It's like 2,400. Dude, that's huge. Eight times what Phoenix was. That's huge. It's crazy. That's a line. I'll tell you that right now. Get there early. Oh my gosh. Yeah. But I think on average, they're all about 12 to 1300 or so. That's awesome. Typically it's somewhere smaller, but that's going to be so fun, dude fun dude that's gonna be a different kind of fun like different level of like energy like yeah imagine like getting the whole crowd of 1300 people erupting in laughter oh hot dog that's amazing dude shout out to all the ghosties who

want to either already bought tickets or two just went bananas on my instagram post yeah this is cool as of i haven't checked today because uh i was busy driving from oklahoma city to kansas city from 3 to 9 a.m but the uh i know 48 hours after trey and i both posted about it i had more comments than traded seriously is that crazy that's amazing like the ghost runners listeners just like going nuts yeah that totally makes the other day somebody commented like would love for ellis custom creations to be there too or something and so i like you know how you can like reply within your notifications now oh like you can press reply and just reply right there i gotta get down on that no i didn't even know and so i replied and i tagged i said at trey kennedy

you seeing this and and then i but i didn't say like sent or posted or anything like once i i thought i pressed it. And so I tried to like find that response on your comments and it took me genuinely like 20 minutes. I kept, I kept scrolling. I'm like, dude, he's got, yeah, you had so many. It was amazing. It was crazy.

I mean, more than a guy with 2 million followers on Instagram. So shout out to you guys. I can't wait until I announced the next thing in my life. Yeah, really? Just complained about cities again. There were some really good comments. Do you remember any of them? I could try to you guys. I can't wait until I announce the next thing in my life. Yeah, really? Just complain about cities again. There were some really good comments. Do you remember any of them? I could try to find some, yeah.

I mean, who knows how they're going to be sorted. There were some good, like somebody got mad about not being in Salem, Missouri. Yeah, that was good. I was like, that's funny. That was good. There were some about specific, like I'm not coming to the Taco Bell in Richmond, Virginia. That's right. That's right.

Not suburban Boise or something like that. Your coming to the Taco Bell in Richmond. That's right. That's right. Not suburban Boise like or something like that. Your comma is funny too in St. Louis. Yeah, I tried when everyone else was digging. I was going to zoink. You know what I mean? So I was like, OK, everyone's complaining about this. I'm going to I'm going to lean into the fact that they're doing way too many shows in St. Louis.

So I thought about either putting that or three in Missouri, but I don't St. Louis specifically because I'm excited that you're doing one in Kansas that or three in Missouri, but I, I know it's St. Louis specifically. Cause I'm excited that you're doing one in Kansas city. Three in Missouri. Actually you're doing like four or five. Are you doing Springfield as well? Springfield, Kansas city and two in St.

Louis. I think no Salem yet. Maybe though. Um, so here's one comic from Kirstie. Um, Oh wow. That one was great.

Yeah. This one's got a lot to it. No Westchester, Ohio. We got three Hibachi places places but you're not bringing the fire we got 17 churches but you're not bringing the truth we got three skyline chilies but you're not giving us the runs i know alan would i know alan would never shaft us like this i don't remember that part oh that's amazing oh man oh gosh uh kristen olsen said royal oak but no traverse city i'm so not down for that yeah there you go nice i'm kind of having trouble finding them there's just so many there really are if you haven't seen it yet i don't know why you wouldn't but one girl this is a friend of mine and she doesn't listen

to the podcast this is just a confusing comment she says where the heck is providence rhode island how do you answer that in a text like like look at a map i don't know you probably it's rhode island so it's just not very it's most of it So it's just not very, it's most of it. You know where Rhode Island is. You probably know where Providence is. That's yeah.

What do you, what do you say to that? Like East of Philadelphia? I don't, I don't even know if that's true. It's gotta be. Yeah. You would think,

um, anyway, that's awesome. That's that. You guys were great. Thank you for doing that. I felt loved. Yeah.

And the words of AF guy. Yeah. It doesn't matter if it's, you know, Instagram. They showed up. I felt loved. Yeah. And the words of AF guy. Yeah. Doesn't matter if it's, you know, Instagram comments section or in person. Yeah. John Kennedy. John Kennedy. I don't care.

Thank you for the kind words. Trey Kennedy. Less than John Kennedy. Johnny and Kennedy. Greater than. Greater than. MCU. Yes.

Gonna keep bringing that up. Do you ever feel like I'm speaking of acronyms and initials like i'll see like oftentimes it's females one because instagram two because it's nursing but like they're about to pass the test or something and they're always like only two more weeks to tell bsn and rn i never know what like what are you about to be no one knows what these letters are right no one does especially if it's not like rn like i know rn right now md yeah md oh md is um meta direct i think i yeah what is it mighty ducks mighty ducks i thought quack quack quack mr duckworth yeah so yeah i know rn is right now which is confusing when they're like only one more month

until right now yeah it's like it's like living in the present living a moment yeah i don't know about that be a bit see a bsn like rsn uh and just like unless you're in the same class with you no one's gonna know what that means right explain it like i'm five please if i had a lemonade stand what does this mean if you're doing a crowd work, that's when you're BSing, right? I'm BSing then. Yeah. Yeah. Are you BSing full time? You got 25 whole minutes.

You're gonna have to do a little bit of BS. A little bit of BSing. Yeah. That's good, Brad. Thank you. That's good. I have two things from my time in Oklahoma. Just two.

I thought I'd get more. Okay. Just two. That's okay. One, I, Ty Gatewood was not in town. He was in Austin, Texas. Okay. Kyle Brown, other limo guy was in Las Vegas. I was like, this is a bummer, but those are cool cities. town. He was in Austin, Texas. Kyle Brown, other limo guy, was in Las Vegas.

I was like, this is a bummer, but those are cool cities. Good job, guys. Yeah, those are very cool. But I happened to run into Mary Kate Gatewood on accident. Okay. Doesn't listen to the pod, but just a fun fact. Ty's the oldest, right? So they're all younger than him, right?

Ty is the third oldest, and she is the next under him. Okay. There's so many. There is a multitude of them. Ty's the third oldest? I did not next under him. Okay. There's so many, there is a multitude of ties. The third oldest. I did not know that MD, many daughters. Oh yeah.

Many MCU, many children under, underneath that roof. The patriarch. So, uh, we got to talk about a lot of cool things. It was really good to chat with her.

One. Oh, well, this is even what I was gonna say. You're a C-spiracy. You seen that on Netflix?flix no you know what it is no ah forget it then oh i did watch our planet on the way home though oh i was on the planet it was great i watched the walrus episode yeah and i knew it was coming and i kept like like that's all i really wanted to watch it for because of the sweet sweet side yeah the swiss cheese uh yeah it was it was very sad i mean

obviously you lived up to it yeah that's walrus is jumping off a cliff all right but it also like i got very excited about whales in that episode because there's like they talk drone footage of the baby whale next to the big blue whale no i didn't see that it was the killer whales making something up i don't know what i'm talking about that's that'd be a funny thing like a funny thing to like do somebody like like they're really excited to talk to you about something yeah yeah yeah and then you're you just like make something up jumps over the other one it kind of looks at the camera and like his fin kind of waves yeah and it's like no it wasn't that cool he just like came to shore right and like spouted out his bullhole right but that sounds sick yeah no dude

just like the enormity of whales is just fascinating to me and like that how they eat things so quickly and and that was also the polar bear episode where the polar bear would like hunt the little seals oh that was pretty crazy who wins that meh it was it was half and half i'd say the seals are pretty quick for my remember from that episode it was the baby seals unfortunately a little susceptible i want a baby seal uh let's try real quick let's practice um you have to um one up me before i can even start the story so like okay um i was gonna be okay dude did you see that um patrick holmes quote recently that thing he was saying oh yeah yeah yeah okay so he was like yeah if i lived in texas right now i would absolutely um be the

president of the united states talk about bsn did you sleep last night or did i i got three hours of sleep so i'm right behind you okay that's not great three three why because why why three building that table okay yeah all right then i got a big table and then i woke up and i had to do more stuff this morning so okay the old the old the old do stuff before your kids wake up dang that was good improv let's go let's um let's keep that in but let's cut that segment short that was good good. That was good. That was good. Oh, sorry, ghosties out there. Man, if I was in Texas, I'd be the president of the United States. The whole time I was like, okay, well, Patrick, all I thought of was Whataburger automatically. I've just got food on the brain.

For some reason, that reminded me. Last night in Oklahoma City, we went to a place called the Chicken Shack, which I went to last July. And this is like a little bit, bit you know obviously covid's much more of a thing and i remember telling you if you were to ask them what coronavirus was they would thought it was the band performing that's right like it is they sell their own like trump merchandise at this restaurant it is like off the beaten path and luther oklahoma it's just like whatever you're imagining it that's what it is yeah and i was joking i was some friends last night i was like how much would you all give me if i stood up on a table right now i was like y'all mind if i bless the food

and they just said the pledge of allegiance and they almost talked me into it like i was very close oh because we all went in not in character i almost said yeah character but we all just like wore denim i remember the email right that oh yeah sure do the itinerary casual casual redneck yeah redneck casual yeah um do not wear any biden merchandise it will not go well for you that was in the notes in the itinerary and so i borrowed like you know all these like yeah you had to change country boys yeah you had to leave that in the car and so yeah dude i loved having a hat i mean i bet i like i hat tipped people yeah 150 times was this cowboy hat it wasn't but i didn't care. I just felt like a country boy.

I had like duck boots on and jeans and a old shirt. And yeah, just hat tipped people. Oh, it was awesome. Country, country life is kind of nice.

Like I like that life a little bit. Like I was spitting so much and my mouth was dry. I would just spit anytime there's like a pause in the conversation. It was just fun. So is it just a restaurant or is it like a dancing,

you know, kind of place as well like do you two-step it's been like an outdoor restaurant okay so there's a band and there's cornhole and there's like a sinkhole that you could fall into it's got a little bit everything everything you want in oklahoma restaurant to have oh that's funny how did we get here oh mary kate gatewood led us all the way here okay so she was at chicken shack the full circ right here there you go. And. Oh, and I was, I don't know.

I was going to, I was going to try it. If I was in Texas. I was going to try it, but I had nothing, had nothing started. And well, last time I tried that. So. Somehow we got talking about Joe Exotic, Tiger King, you know, he's from Oklahoma. Right. And I'm like, Mary Kate, isn't Ty the one who has like a picture with Joe back in the day?

And she's like, yeah, Ty was like a big fan of Joe Exotic in like 2016 or 2017 i remember that like he uh when joe exotic ran for president or governor yeah president would be ridiculous he's not in texas yeah yeah yeah when he ran for governor and he got like a lot of votes did he i think like way more than he should have like 10 of the votes no i think like 20 maybe maybe let me look it up real fast yeah something like that but yeah i know ty like went to his rally and we're just like a big fan of him back in the day like before he was famous and anyway uh mary kate gay was like did you know about the dm he sent him on twitter and i'm like no and i'm thinking ty sent joe exotic a dm and i'm like what did ty say she's like oh no no joe sent ty a dm i'm like oh i gotta know what this is and so ty oh this is so bad and i somehow ty never

mentioned this to me ever bad friend ty's profile picture was him eating a hot dog and so joe exotic dm ty on twitter and said how many hot dogs do you think you could fit in your mouth? Isn't that awesome? I found that out about 12 hours ago. No way. And he never mentioned this. Never brought it up. And I don't even know what he said.

Mary Kay was like, I don't know what he said back to that. I don't know if he responded. I thought that was kind of a fun story. Yeah. He didn't respond as far as you know? I don fun story. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't respond as far as you know. I don't know. Oh, man.

I can't find this answer here, but I think it was. I just remember watching the documentary and thinking there are way too many people in Oklahoma for him to get that big of the vote. And maybe it wasn't that much, but I'm not I'm not even finding an answer on here at all. So anyway, one other thing from Oklahoma is I was stopping at a gas station on my way down there to, or in Perry, Oklahoma. And this ATM caught my eye because it wasn't any normal ATM. Wow, I'm having the, I can't. Articulate, articulate. This ATM was selling Bitcoin in Perry, Oklahoma.

It was the most out of place thing I've ever seen. I i mean these people don't even know what a face mask is they're you know they're not you can get the bitcoin not there's no way anyone has ever bought bitcoin at this like yeah they definitely they definitely put the in front of it even though you don't need to like yeah you can go get you can go get one of them the bitcoins over there yeah they put the and they pluralize it yeah the bitcoins are in the gas station now you believe that you want to get a bitcoin yeah oh i mean this thing had to like fly in from out of town like there's no way it like ended up here like a tornado tornado brought this in like let's just set it up here and see what happens can you imagine like i can imagine somebody being like it's broken it didn't it didn't give me any money

i got nothing out of this i wanted one bitcoin one of the bitcoins i want to put in my pocket where is it yeah i was gonna go use it to go to the casino later what in the world yeah i mean they might as well they have a better chance selling hand sanitizer and face mask there than they do bitcoin yeah because no one in oklahoma is interested in either but at least they know what sanitizer is. You got a better chance selling contraceptives at a LDS church than, than Bitcoins at a Oklahoma city. Yeah. You're better off. That's funny. You're mean atm at a joe exotic rally just giving out hot dogs right i don't know might have said that one backwards yeah whatever they would have liked the hot dogs oh man i don't yeah just a weird uh funny observation if anyone's ever like been there or is from that area

Let me know if that's like oh, that's pretty normal in rural, Oklahoma Yeah, every ATM has Bitcoin in it. How much is a Bitcoin? One coin is like $60,000 right now at the time of recording this it changes one coins. It's volatile. Yeah, one of the bitcoins Yeah, you're right 59.6 thousand. And 20 cents. I just need one. I just need one coin. I'll just take one if you got it. That'll be 60 grand plus a $9,500 ATM fee on top of that. Yeah. The fees, that's what gets you. That's where they get you.

I don't mind buying the coins. I love that idea. I love the idea of Elon Musk being like, this is where I'm buying. This is where I'm investing in my bit Uh-huh. He's like I want to start let's start making cyber trucks in Austin, Texas and Bitcoin ATMs in Perry, Oklahoma. These are my two things. Oh, dude. Tell them about the Tesla that the Developments that Tesla's doing with the semis. I guess I kind of said it but oh I think with the neural link thing Have you seen that video? No with the follow him very follow him very well no oh this was just like all over the internet baby oh really like two days ago this um yeah sorry i'm not even gonna talk about semis sorry semis are coming in tesla maybe yeah they've started making tesla semis but uh

i'm not gonna explain this very well probably because i wasn't i wasn't prepared sorry but they put this like neural link thing it's like this elon musk little brainchild thing they're like kind of a brain like this chip to be able to like use like your thoughts to control different like actions potentially whoa in the future and so they're trying it on this uh monkey i forget the type doesn't really matter that much but so they're this monkey is playing pong the old atari game and so this chip in his brain is like looking at what like synapses are firing for up and down like all right when the monkey wants to go up what's happening when he wants to go down because

it's very simple and then once they have it figured out they unplug the controller and the monkey's still moving the controller with his hand he still thinks it's controlling but it's not plugged in anything it's just his thoughts moving the like pong controller up and down, like with Neuralink. What? It's like a pretty massive step. Yeah. In like technology. Holy cow. Now, obviously that's very simple. It's a monkey that just pong, but it's like, once we start to like map the brain more and figure out. Yeah. Just like computers, you know, you got to start at the beginning, you know, like back in the day computers were incredibly simple. And now look what they can do.

Yeah. So, wow, that's something. Is that scary a little bit or is that just really cool? Like, I feel like in the wrong hands, something crazy like MCU, you know, there's there's a villain out there that like you get that in the hands of someone who knows how to knit. Oh, good luck. Can you imagine? Good luck. Your hands imagine? Good luck. Your hands are just like free, and you're looking at this thing, just moving around.

Next thing you know, you're tied up in the knit sweater. That's right. They've bundled you up. I mean, imagine the scarves. Imagine the scarves all around for that. Superhero. Wow. Super talent.

Whatever it's called. What's your superpower? I knit. What's your superpower? I floss once a month. Okay. Hey hey that's that's better than me sorry one other uh oklahoma thing and then i'm done uh that i should mention is from an old story on the podcast i talked about grant hederberg my good friend who got himself a

lady friend from offering his watch this like incredible story that seemed like it was out of a movie oh awesome yeah like hey no, hey, no, I'm serious. Like, I want to pursue you. Take my watch. I'll come pick it up in Chattanooga. Whatever the line was. Yeah. That's the engagement that I went down to Oklahoma City for.

Amazing. It worked out. They are engaged to be married. That's awesome. So cool. So you're just leaving garments of clothes every time, everywhere you go. Like, hey, Jake, you forgot your socks. Did I? i'll pick

it up in perry oklahoma meet me by the atm wash it for me and i'll exchange it for a bitcoin yeah so that that was cool and lauren his fiance is a big ghosty i had no idea okay yeah shout out lauren grant was like hey if you can like you should bring down some merch for her i'm like oh we don't have that offhand yeah Yeah. But that's a great thought. We should. We should have some merch. Lauren, the thought was there. Grant wanted to.

Okay. I didn't have any. I'll get it to you for your wedding. Oh, wedding present. It's going to say, the wedding is going to say, Grant and Lauren, let's make it happen. What if we made merch, like just in order for us to like make a cool shirt, we have to like, you know, sell 50 of them. So let's just merch that say grant and lauren on them or something like that okay and then people out there would buy them just to support a special event merch yeah for any any

event in your life oh that's awesome congrats lauren yeah good job you guys way to say yes yeah you did great you did great were you there for the actual engagement or were you no because i flew into phoenix or flew from ph flew from Phoenix to Kansas City that day and then drove straight there. And so I was like three hours late. Oh, OK. But people were there like to watch the actual engagement. People were there for it.

OK. I was not. How do you prefer if it's if it were up to you? Don't worry about your future wife. Would you want people to be there while you got up down on one knee or would you want to meet people afterwards? Oh, I might have answered your question wrong want to meet people afterwards oh i might have answered your question wrong they met people afterwards which is how i'd prefer it yeah yeah

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What do you got for me, Big Daddy? Oh, man. Let's see what I got in my notes. I don't know why, but I love being called Boss. Yeah? Yeah. Just love it when they're like, what can I do for you, Boss? You like that.

Or, yeah, Boss. Yeah, we can do that, Boss. You feel like Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, I do. And then I... you like that or yeah boss yeah we can do that boss you feel like bruce springsteen yeah i do and then i was born oh he's got a raspy voice like that okay um so yeah that's that's a random thing that i wrote down you have like i've been being called boss a lot lately it's not probably a haircut yeah for sure do you have like because i assume once i become a dad i'm going to start having words like pet names for other men not a big pet name guy when it comes to the lady folk but once i start going into places like home depot what's up chief chief boss like

what do you do as a dad get more of the chiefs the sports what about you ever go hoss hoss hoss is a good one hoss is a good one for like a real blue collar, you know, construction worker kind of guy. Yeah. How are we doing Haas? Lunch break? Haas is like if somebody were like renovating my floors when I got a prime lending loan from LukeHoglund.com. Sure.

And, you know, he's been working for eight hours and I come in and I say, man, you're doing good Haas. Something like that. But I'm mostly, shut up. I'm mostly a man guy, honestly. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, man. Hey, man.

Yeah. I'm trying to think of anything else I say. But yeah, I need to get on those levels. I don't, Champ was a, Champ's, I think Champ's a little more of like, I'm looking down on you. Okay. Like, hey, Champ. I think I more of like, I'm looking down on you. Okay. Like, hey, Champ.

I think I'm going to start trying out Slick. Ooh. Howdy, Slick. Slick. Like paired with Howdy. Okay. Paired with your hat tip. Howdy, Slick.

Slick. Slick. Slip. Slip knot. No, that's good. Yeah. I don't know why, but maybe I'll start doing boss some too. Boss is nice.

What's up, boss? Hey, boss. I don't know. I don't know if I could pull those off very well, but I'll try. And then another thing I had was flying back from Phoenix. First of all, Isaac and I are dumb and we both forgot to check in again. And so we got C32 and C33 or something that's a middle seat you would think i would um but in the very back of the plane we got isaac got a window seat i got an aisle seat

yeah um but i like and it was kind of like a choice for me i could have either gone window or aisle uh i chose aisle because then you you can kind of do the extension with the one leg out the... Be careful with that cart, though. Be careful with the cart, though. Don't fall asleep with your leg out. Yeah. Don't drop to soap. It's a very, like, every once in a while extension. Not consistent. But I made a mistake

because the guy in the window was pretty similar in stature to me. Maybe bigger, to be honest with you um you don't think people are calling him string bean not yet not yet yeah not yet he's over 140 pounds look out for it yeah um he was a big boy and he but there was there was no one in the middle seat and so i was like sweet like this is great and so i sit down he's like uh actually that's my wife coming down you know in just a second And his wife was a normal size lady. And, but she came and sat

down and I just felt the tension. Like, I felt like she was like this the whole time she squeezed and I was squeezing. I was like trying so hard to show her, like, I am doing everything I can to get as far away from you as possible. luckily it's her husband though it's not just like a random woman squeezer yeah you don't want that there was one time i flew home from orlando michael sloan's wedding and apparently orlando is where the wwe wrestling like oh yeah yeah headquartered did i talk about this on the podcast no it's just always late april yeah sure no i have no idea anything you're talking about but uh yeah um the there were these two huge wrestlers i mean wwe wrestlers and they got the window seat in the aisle seat

and we were about to like take off and this dude comes in at the last second and that was the only spot left and you should have seen these wrestlers and the faces they were giving this guy and he was like not a small guy but he wasn't a big guy either but just i mean these guys one of them was seven feet tall like genuinely in an exit row kind of thing seven feet tall the other one was probably at least 300 pounds like big boys and this guy just like squeezed it next to him uh like someone from the back is like give him the chair the middle chair get it guys but um cha it's pretty funny yeah that's pretty good are you an exit row guy oh if i could be like in life yeah you're like ready to oh help help others where would you go

if you exit i'm saying like oh yeah yeah that's how you lead them to jesus if you had an exit bridge i use the exit if you had an exit row tonight do you know where you would go it rhymes i don't know i'd help you get out of this plane and get to safety one way or the other um yeah it's like oh yeah actually yeah i think i'm too tired to make an entire tivo yeah it's there yeah there's a devo in there somewhere yeah uh but no absolutely like a i'm not really worried about the plane crashing and b if it did yeah i could totally help i would more i just can't stand the verbal yes really i can't stand it you know you have to yeah you have to say yes i need to see it pull your mask down and say yes okay are you willing to help yes yes yes yeah yes oh i just it seemed say, yeah, we need a yes. Yes. Nothing, nothing informal, please. Yes. Queen. No, no, no. Just yes. Yes. What did I tell you about yippers?

Yeah, I, I'm absolutely like, I mean, you're, you're just planes. Planes are kind of a point of stress for me, especially when you get C 37. So, you know, like if I i if i have the opportunity to get a little extra room in the exit row i'm absolutely taking it yeah i think i did the early bird check-in for hawaii i better double check on that uh but i'm pretty sure i did just because i'm like we're gonna be in that plane for so long let's go ahead and good for you check in trey started paying extra for that too really yeah that's pretty nice it is pretty nice did you get an exit row then or i guess i did i'm not paying for it. No. No.

Oh, Trey. I thought that Trey would buy your ticket. Did he not? No, he did. We have a companion pass together. Oh, that's cute. He got a companion pass and Katie, I guess, was like, oh, that's awesome. And he's like, da, da, da, da, da.

I'm going to use this on Jake. It makes way more financial sense. Yeah. You can switch it three times in a year, FYI. So if he ever does want to go on trip with katie i don't think he does all right i asked him yeah it's just us just just us just us just um cool voice memos let's do them let's do them baby let's do oh wait i have some i have another story oh there's a nice cricket so before that's where you start okay it's a really

terrible story apparently um one more thing at the airport, just, just a shout out to Harrison more than anything. Uh, this kid, like I could tell, I've already got a lot of the story. Really?

Yeah. Well, Harrison wasn't in it. It's just kind of about Harrison though. Nevermind. This kid did the thing like, you know, when you like get,

uh, you know, you land on the airplane, but you can't get up yet. Uh, the kid did the classic, like take off the seatbelt and like lean on the back of the chair and like, look at you. Um, this kid was probably five or six and he was a, a very good conversationalist. Like,

like was like asking us questions. Uh, first of all, he asked us, he's like, are you tripping? I was like, what? He's like, are you tripping or are you coming home from tripping? Oh, okay. And I love that. Yeah. First of all, like, Hey, let's go tripping, you know? And I was like, no, no, I'm coming home. Uh, this is my home. I'm in Kansas city. What about you? Yeah. I'm from Kansas city. And he's like, where were you before this? Um, and the people next to me, you know, big boy and his wife were like, we're in Las Vegas. I was like, I'm in Phoenix. Oh yeah. I was in Scottsdale.

Is it hot in Las Vegas? You know, he's like having this like great conversation. I was like, wow. Like, I hope my kids are like you someday. Wow. But then like kind of the conversation died out a little bit. And then he just looked at me. He's like, I like your hat.

And I was like, thanks. It's just like an Adidas hat. And then he's like, I like your shirt. What does that say? And I looked down and it's my uh shirt from harrison the vibe shirt yeah the one that's like the supreme vibe i just go it says vibes so it basically just says vibes in english uh that's about it and he goes oh no that was his reaction to it okay so didn't really have a positive or negative reaction to vibes um so then i was like no it says vibes dude can you do can you do the vibes like when we get done tripping let's get

some vibes up in here let's get some vibes up in here dude who knows right now he could be talking about this vibe shirt on his podcast that'd be amazing his twitch i'd listen to that for five minutes that's pretty good yeah that's not bad um but yeah anyway harrison's selling the vibe shirts and killing it. So if you're out there and you want one, check it out. I wore it last episode in Phoenix. That's right. It's hot there.

Kind of like Las Vegas. Yeah, that's right. All right, let's hear those crickets again. Hey, guys. My name is Sophie from Napa Valley, California. And I'm a senior in high school this year graduating as a homeschooler. There are six people

in my class and we have a yearbook. We're supposed to submit our senior quote pretty soon. I was wondering if you guys had any ideas for what I could say for my senior quote. Thanks so much.

And I really admire your guys' dedication to the podcast. Oh, if you only knew. Oh. What a foreshadow. You should even know. Yeah. The dedication. Oh my gosh.

Thank you, Sophie. What would last longer, reading a yearbook with six people in the graduating class or a podcast for six-year-olds? Made by a six-year-old. I'm pretty thrown off by this entire scenario so catherine was homeschooled pretty positive she did not have a yearbook though and if she did would there have been other students in it not her like siblings

family photo album yeah i love the idea of just like the yearbook just being like uh you know look down memory lane like it's just like yeah yeah, pictures of you dressed up for Halloween when you were four years old. Yeah, my mom calls this a yearbook. Yeah. Oh, look at our baby pictures at the last page or something. Okay, so senior quote. Just put something on there that says like, if my mom would have put me in public school,

I'd have something original to say. Something like that. I'm just trying to think of like like just attributing every single thing to your mom as far as like lunch lady is your mom the principal is your mom in jean shorts uh the whatever like all these different things thanks to my um i don't know that's something with the siblings just like i just say something weird my brother was the hottest one so i had to take him to prom. Yeah. Some,

you can rephrase that better, but you know, something good. Yeah. We'll always, we'll always have prom 2021. It's like, love you,

bro. Yeah, that's good. I don't, I don't know. A great senior quote as far as homeschooling goes, because I don't have too much from, I mean,

besides Catherine, but I don't, Catherine did like graduate in a class, but by, by the time that, by the time they're, by the time they're in high school, man. Amen.

I think that they were basically like going to like this other school that like, like it was almost like they were out of school. So maybe that's what she's talking about with the six people. But I think she had like 20. Huh? Anyway, senior quote,

what's a water fountain? Yeah. Something like that. I'd always tease homeschool kids. Like really excited to learn how to use a scant water fountain? Yeah. Something like that. I always tease homeschool kids. Really excited to learn how to use a Scantron in college. Something like that. Catherine said she didn't know how to use one of those going to college. What an idiot.

Or maybe it was ACT. I don't know. Whatever she. Yeah. I was like, come on. Come on. This is first grade math. Yeah.

Never had to do it. Kid on a plane could tell me how to use one of these things. Hope that helps. Sophie, good luck with the mosquitoes out there. This next one's from Melody. Shorty. Hey, Jake and Brad. This is Melody coming to you

from Bluffton, South Carolina. I just want to say congrats on 100 episodes. Huge fan. Thank you. Jake first started listening to you at Do Less, God Bless with Trey Kennedy. And I just knew I had to have more of Jake.

Amen to that, sister. Found your podcast and Brad, it's so nice to meet you. You too. You guys just, you make me laugh. I've been having to work from home for the past year. So you guys have brightened up my day. Anyway, my question is, what's your best hidden talent? Like I know Jake loves pickleball. Oh, that's not hidden.

Brad, you're pretty good with voices. But what's a hidden talent that you don't necessarily tell everyone that you have? Anyway, thanks for all that you do. And good luck on the next 100 episodes thanks bye thank you kindly thank you slit thanks hoss don't call don't call a woman hoss right like that's probably not might as well call her sturdy or something sturdy thanks stout um thanks pork chop thanks homely yeah um okay what was the question uh yeah, I feel like it's a hidden talent. I'm trying to keep it hidden.

That's the whole point. I don't want people to know that I have this inside of me. We're pretty transparent with everything we do on the podcast, so I don't feel like there's much hidden about us. You would never hear me tell people that I can freestyle rap, even though, like, I know that's something I could probably do above average-ly. Right.

Average-ly. It wasn't great on display there well you were rapping though you're talking there was no there's way different yeah you would never hear me say that because what's going to come next oh you should do it and then i obviously don't want to yeah so in a way i guess that's hidden yeah same way with impressions like i hate when people are like do you do a donald trump impression do the one where it's patrick holmes running for president texas. That one's great. Exactly. Because then everyone has this expectation of like,

oh, this is his thing. People know him by this. It's gonna be great. I don't know if it's really a talent. Maybe it's kind of in the same realm of the impersonations kind of thing that I don't feel like I'm like crazy talented in that, but I am better than a lot of people. But I think I just hear, I think I just have like a very sharp ear, whatever that

means. Like sharp ear. Like I'm just sensitive in one way or the other. I don't know if that's a talent, but like if, well, and maybe this is like everything, everybody has this, but like if a TV is on and it's just like on the AV, like,

can you tell that it's on? What do you mean by the static sound? Or? Yeah. But like, yeah, but like the, like there's just like a little,

like it just sounds a little different when it's on versus when it's off oh i know you're talking about yeah usually i can yeah like stuff like that is like i'm like kind of hypersensitive to that stuff a little bit you're like a dog around a dog whistle or something like don't blow that around brad like it's like like if if i i would have i would have a hard time sleeping if that were yeah like stuff like that um and i don't know if that's really a talent but just stuff like that like i think i'm hard of hearing but at the same time i have like sharp here yeah sharp here i think i have randomly discovered the more you live with roommates the more i've discovered that i have like a at times like a subconscious kind of like i don't know yeah photographic

memory that sounds a little extreme but it's like i can tell if like my toothbrush has been moved even though i didn't like ever make the effort to like memorize where my toothbrush was really it's in there somewhere and then i come back i'm like i know for a fact that's not where my toothbrush was like i know this isn't how my room was when i left or like i know this is not oh that's that's a good that's a good talent to have oh i i always know if anything's ever been moved and i would assume that you're probably not so much of a creature of habit that it's like obvious that your toothbrush has been moved because you always put it back in the exact same spot correct it's on the same spot and so but you still like have like something in you yeah interesting like i

knew that harrison had been in my room recently with like a phone charger or something because like the way it was like draped was like in a different spot right right interesting but that's not really like cool or anything it's just like this thing i found in myself that's why you hide it later like i'm never gonna tell anyone right interesting i like that so there's something okay cool okay that's it yeah good yeah good question thank you shardy like a melody hello jake and brad this is caroline from redding pennsylvania just wanted to say thank you guys for having such a funny light-hearted and clean podcast. I was getting really fed up with what I was seeing on Netflix, and you guys have been so refreshing. It was a Netflix podcast.

I found you through Trey Kennedy's correct opinions, by the way. I have a joke that I want y'all to hear, and then I have a question following. So my joke is this. What is the most agricultural piece of furniture that you can own? A lamp. Like L-A-M-B dash P. That's $5 worth of crowding right there.

But truly, I have a question. My question is I feel like the hardest part with pun jokes is setting up the pun so that the question makes sense and the answer is obvious. How do you guys kind of paint the picture up the pun so that the question makes sense and the answer is obvious. How do you guys kind of paint the picture around the pun so that it's a funny joke? Because I feel like I thought too hard about mine. Thanks.

Thought too hard? Thought too hard, Caroline? She said agriculture instead of farming. So, yeah. Was that a joke? Yeah, dude. Was that even? i don't know lamp i don't think i don't think that's even a joke what's better that or daniel and goliath

that was awesome that was a great that's a great setup that's how you set up a pun right there okay do it six or seven times with the wrong name in a different accent every time yeah refer back to last week's episode that's a fun question i guess um i would say don't if you wanted to actually be funny don't ever do a format like that like that's not a joke or don't don't use puns puns are yeah it's only funny if you're like knowing that they're terrible which maybe that's kind of what she was like it's gotta be ironically funny yeah um there's gotta be like a mystery if you're gonna do like kind of like question and answer type joke It's got to be ironically funny. There's got to be like a mystery. If you're going to do that kind of like question and answer type joke, it's got to be like misdirection. Kind of like,

yeah, I don't know how many, how many hot dogs. All right. Nevermind. Well, okay. So what if you're,

yeah, go ahead. What did Bill Cosby say to his girlfriend? nothing because he drugged her and she was tied up in his basement oh gosh yeah a little bit of shock value yeah there i'm just making you know obviously just you know yeah yeah yeah no don't do puns there's no there's no good way to do puns really really funny like people will maybe appreciate them because it's like, that was terrible, but that's usually why they appreciate them. You know what I mean?

Um, and as far as if you're going to be a professional joke writer, I usually just use synonyms. So, so that's all you gotta do is like kind of like what you did with agricultural, but not really, I don't know about that,

but like, I don't think that's the right word. Um, yeah, I, I don't know. Just like, like I'm trying to think of a good example, uh, whatever. Um, yeah, I, I, I don't know. Just like, like I'm trying to think of a good example, uh, whatever.

Um, okay. So I don't know if these are synonyms. Maybe I'm saying the wrong thing. Like what's a real estate agent's favorite movie. So real estate agents kind of the key word. And then the answer is home alone. What a groaner. Uh, what do you call a home with no doors? Okay, that is a synonym. So the answer is going to have something, another word for home. So a home with no doors is called an open house. Something like that. Make sense? Synonyms.

Synonyms. But bottom line, no one should be able to guess your joke. There you go. What do you call the best grandfather? The grampianship winner. Oh, that one's really bad. Yeah, that's real bad. It got through, though.

Okay. Well, Caroline, best of luck with your joke writing. Sorry if I didn't respond the way you wanted to, but I haven't slept. So that's... That's fair. That's my excuse. We're going to do one more.

Hey, Jake and brad it's may from missouri back at you with another voice memo um first of all i just wanted to say that with the past few episodes y'all have been making me a little emotional between heatherly's song for jake and last week's 100 episode tribute no little I'm not going to lie. My actual question, though, is I have never been to Chick-fil-A before in my entire life. And I'm just wondering what should be my very first order. You know, as my favorite Chick-fil-A experts, what is your expert opinions? All right, thanks. Chick-fil-A?

Why haven't you been to Chick-fil-A yet? That's what I want to know. Um, do you have an answer? Just get anything like this is not going to be the only time you go to Chick-fil-A. Sure. So just get anything. You're going to love it. And you're going to keep coming back and keep trying stuff out. You're going to keep trying new sauce. Um, barbecue sauce is really good. Yeah. Chick-fil-a sauce is like what sold me on chick-fil-a was all the sauces honestly like i was like i don't really get why people like this so much and then next thing you know you got lost in the sauce lost in the sauce i get it now but if you're gonna go for the first time yeah obviously get their most popular thing which is the chicken sandwich probably no pickles unless you pickle i don't know i like pickles i don't know me um i've

been really uh loving the half power right half half lemonade drink. That's a good drink. Like, that's just a good mix of flavors. Their lemonade is fresh squeeze, like real, like real lemonade. Have to pay a little extra for it. Oh, it's so good, though. That's so good, though. Yeah. That's all I got, though.

So. LeBron. Great question. That's what they call that. And really fun answer, I think, by us. Yeah. I could just go. Just the most original thing.

Go order some chicken. Yeah. Let us know what you think. In a five-star review. Best of luck with that. Okay. Let's get on to our reviews of the week. All right.

Mine is from Abby Kurtz. Okay. The title says, Sneezy Anti-Sleepy Boy. Hey, this is Abby Kurtz. Long-time listener. Second-time reviewer. Just want to say again how funny you guys are. I'misting to the podcast i'm on episode 58 jake you explain how you didn't get much sleep because you were sneezing all night hence the title of this review those are

your exact words thank you for bringing your best every week also i bought some zycam because of you jake haven't used it yet but i look forward to seeing how great the zy boys are brad and jake you're awesome okay bye-bye i'm just gonna say you gotta start taking the zytec before like you know you gotta see it coming a little bit yes okay so just immediate stay woke on the onset of early onset simped yep if you're simping for allergies yeah get some zyboys in you yeah i know simp i know simp i zyboys big simping my review is from VTMaggie22. So, so, so funny. I love Brad and Jake in this podcast almost as much as I love Chick-fil-A. Hey, show... Oh, May.

May, your Chick-fil-A. They make me laugh so much. I'm currently catching up as I started in the middle. I also like randomly... It's fun to hear somebody be like, Hey, I started from this episode. Or, you know, this is the episode that got me hooked. I heard about you guys from Correct Opinion. I think that's really fun to hear somebody be like, hey, I started from this episode or this is the episode that got me hooked or I heard about you guys from Correct Opinion.

I think that's really fun to hear the origins of your fandom. Yeah. Yeah. If you're out there and you're like, I don't know what to tell Jake and Brad, that's always a fun thing to hear because you never know how people find us.

Like Lauren, Grant's fiance, watch girl. She was telling me, she's like, I started listening when I heard you mention me on the podcast. And then after that, I was like, this is really funny. Okay. I just been listening ever since. That that's cool so he's got to mention more people yeah okay mark zuckerberg is one of my favorite ceos neuro neuro link neuro link elon musk gonna

listen now dude yeah it doesn't neuro stink now we have something to tweet at him oh that's good okay um that was that was not part of the review um fun love you know them better. Fun listening to them knowing what's already happened, like the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. I can't think of any funny office puns, but I will say, my husband looks at me funny when he catches me talking to myself and laughing. I just tell him, well, you wouldn't really get it, my little poopsie. Which is obviously just such a turn on to guys to call them poopsies. So I'm looking forward to seeing Jake as he tours with Trey in the fall.

Yeah, to huge stadiums. So see you in jacksonville you redhead you okay okay god bless you both also go check out ellis custom creations.com a whole bunch of wood tables every kind of species you can imagine a whole bunch of wood tables and i just delivered one to jacksonville a couple weeks ago hot dog joe exotic shout out charlotte so um was it charlotte or jacksonville charlotte was the name of the customer oh jack the ship's name was charlotte yeah the horse's name was friday we need more heat that's right the secret lies with charlotte i love when they just make eye contact and then blow on the oh yeah dude just like a week ago i re-watched our limo version of like remaking natural treasure it's's just so,

so ridiculous and so good. And I was like, man, I'm going to get to see these guys soon. Not, not, they went to more crazy places, more liberal places.

Apparently. Yeah. They wore a mask. Okay. Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle? Oh yeah. I'm going to click on the one where she's got the rubber glove up. Yeah.

That's a good way to describe it. Just keep it there. Yep. It sounds good okay you ready yeah okay oh my youtube.com account was muted and five six seven eight oh let's wake up Isaac All the ghost things inside Joking, they make no sense

Except to our fans Ghosties, you know Buns waving at Jake's show. Entrance, silence, tremendous patience. Weekly poultry, Santo McCloskey, driving home Sloan, Ike's bloody nose. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- All right, this is a good one. Tournament, pickleball, crisscross, applesauce, eating a burrito in the grass. Portrait fist bump shows her I have class.

Babe of the week, Sunday you can't sleep. Monday's too fun, can't wait to ghost run. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Go, go to Ghost Runners Podcast. Every Monday morning with JJ, Jake, and Brad. Here it comes Come on now, get it I pledge allegiance To the flag

Of the United States Of America God bless America. I bloody knows. And baby, the week Sunday can't sleep. Monday's too fun. Monday's too fun. Can't wait to go. Let's run. Nice.

I'm out. See there. Just kidding. Heather Lee again. Brought it. Yep. And you brought it as well. Thanks, guys expect surely do he moves around a lot in his sleep does he yeah we never slept together like i think we're waiting uh harrison got his own bags his 30th birthday that's what you do that's what you do okay and so it was me and isaac and the dude like does like 360s in his sleep and then the

last night when ericson wasn't there we obviously did not sleep in the same bed again and his bed was like scooted over when i woke up the next morning like it like he like convulses or something and could be why his back problems i would not be surprised so uh while you're seeing that bread i just saw they emailed us our basketball schedule. We play this Thursday. Yeah. At 930 p.m. Oh, bummer. I'm going to miss that one.

We play against the Flackens. Flackens. I think they spelled Falcons wrong. The Flackens. Please go there and like and like be like confused about what court you're on. Hey, so are you guys the Flackens? Falcons. Oh, shoot. OK, we play the Flackens flackens okay dang we must be under the court or like they get there and they're

like hey we're the falcons we're here to play you got no sorry this is this says flackens you got on to the schedule no that's what i meant falcon well if you meant it you would have spelled it yeah likely story buddy nice try yeah i don't think so i know about basketball crashers like you yeah nice try buddy nice try you gotta pay like the rest of us all right about flackens anyway all right we did it jake thank you so much man you're the man one last thing i wanted to say is our patreon right now has like my favorite video we've ever posted i've watched it 15 times really 15 times at least it was right at the end of last episode. I was like, all right, we got to go. Brad's got to take his shirt off and jump in a pool.

And this shot of us doing it, like we did it in one take, we didn't really plan it. Like we didn't really go over like on this. Yeah. It just like, it just worked so well. And it's so funny. Well, thanks. And by this time, it's already out in Trey's video. I don't think our patrons really know.

I didn't explain it. So. Yeah. Right. Understandably, they didn't really know what it was for but like a million people are gonna see this video clip and i can't wait oh it's awesome i hope i hope people have a reaction i hope somebody said somebody comments something out of a million people oh the ghosties oh yeah they're gonna freak out it's gonna be so good that's awesome check it out this month on patreon and you know

then just maybe cancel next month if that's if that was the only thing that satisfied you. Yeah. Or support us because we like that. Episode 102, I am not even going to eat. I think I'm just going straight to sleep. I would do that if I were you. I'm going to wake up tonight and maybe record an episode of Just Jake because I haven't done that in a while either. You're the man. Yeah.

You're the man, dude. Thanks, dude. All right. If you guys are in Hawaii, come say hi. Come say hi. Yeah, there you go. All right. Love you guys are in hawaii come say hi come say hi yeah there you go all right love you guys