Ghostrunners - 105 - Kentucky Coffee Bean

Episode Date: May 10, 2021

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brad overall i think you're a pretty uh pretty smart pretty witty guy thank you you're welcome uh but about i don't know probably once every 10 episodes you say something yeah that really shocks me deja vu uh deja vu is one of them you've just had a couple like statements that have just like resonated with me of just like oh i'm surprised brad said something like that okay today is the day that i have a statement that you get to make fun of. So like, you know, up front, I know this is so dumb. Uh, in the past, I think we were talking about, I was like, yeah, you're actually not supposed to wipe with the Kleenex. And you're like, no, you're, you're not. And I was like, yeah, obviously I'm not supposed to wipe with the Kleenex. Oh yeah.

That's one that sticks out to me more recently. Okay. Okay. Last episode you said, you know, I think because I'm out of shape, I'm not as good at basketball. You're simplifying what I'm saying. That's another one that sticks out to me. So this is me saying the other day I'm in my car and I'm driving. Surfaces came out with a new song. Kind of vibe or whatever. Yeah.

And then I decided to turn it up and it's just like, wow, this song is good. And my revelation was like, if you turn the music up, it's a better time. Yeah. It's better. You can hear it better. Yeah. Once it happened, I was like, man, the music up it's a better time yeah it's better you can hear it better yeah once it happened i was like man this is good yeah i got it like this is like an interesting thought and there's a different feel here when you turn it up and then about 10 seconds later i'm like that's not an interesting thought everyone knows this that's what every single entertainment venue anywhere does i really thought i was onto something though you go to the movies it's like

it's kind of quiet in here why isn't it louder if the if the sound effects was better in here you go to a club it's just like i can hear myself too well here no yeah right yeah i thought i was so honest i was like man i gotta start doing this more i'm gonna tell the royals they're gonna get this and the attendance is gonna go through the roof oh my gosh yeah i was so fired up for 10 to 15 seconds just like more people gotta know guys just just turn your radio up is it just music that this works on like i don't know if people yell and cheer louder does that get the energy i think every i don't know may 27th ghost runners basketball game i got fouled by the wall but come May 27th cheer loud

bring music uh oh I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat too Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet cause this is the Ghost Brothers Podcast

every Monday morning we're taking the Ghost Brothers Podcast. Every Monday morning we're taking ground. Ghost Brothers Podcast. Ghost Brothers Podcast. No, volume is the absolute indicator of energy, in my opinion. Like, 100%. That was Sparky's biggest thing at camp, was like, bump up the volume all the time. Interesting. As loud as you can. That's probably why I was like bump up the volume all the time. Like interesting. As loud as you can.

That's probably why I'm so like screaming all the time is because it's just like be boisterous. Be big. Be boisterous. Yeah. For the boys. For the boys. For the boisterous.

Be a why-stress. I've just never been a big volume guy in the car. Even like by myself jamming. I don't get that loud. I don't either. But when I do, it's like, why don't I do this more often? Right. Wave of you, my services. I don't get that loud. I don't either. But when I do, it's like, why don't I do this more often? Right.

Wave of you, my services. Like, I don't really want to make fun of you that bad for it because I get it in a way. Like, it's like. If you do it rare enough, then it's like, man. And I'm a lot. A lot of times I listen to podcasts in the car, which is a great idea. Listen to our podcast every single week, please. In the car.

In the car or wherever. But when I listen to music, I'm like, why don't I do this more often? This is so good. And it changes your whole vibe. Whole vibe. Yeah. But when I listen to music, I'm like, why don't I do this more often? This is so good. And it changes your whole vibe. So vibe. Uh, yeah. What was I going to, I had,

Oh, I will say though. Yeah. When other people are in the car, I think it has to be like a communal, like agreement. They're doing this. Yeah.

Because in Phoenix, dude, I don't know if Harrison was in on it, but Isaac absolutely bumped the music all the time to the point where we never had a conversation. Like, and I was like getting kind of tired of it. It was like, and it was like too loud. It was like, I'm not in the, I'm not in the mood for this right now. Please just, just keep it a little low. Interesting. I mean, it's tough to say what anyone out there listening right now, I'm sure you're thinking where you're at, but you've never been in a U-Haul in Phoenix,

Arizona. It's hard to put yourself in that scenario and say what would i do it was really echoey you know because the back is so empty it's a cargo van yeah but it was like and anytime like every once in a while i'll turn it down to like have a conversation and anytime i like sing along to the song at all or anything isaac i mean i'm talking seven eighths of the way full like like so loud it is like dude 0 like, dude, 0.875. Yes. It's pretty high up there. It's very, very loud.

So I'm like, this is too much. And maybe it was just me being an old curmudgeon of like, I'm an old man and I don't, I want to talk to people in the car, rack it down. I want to have good conversation with my boys, boisterous. But here's something kind of fun. So about 15 minutes before we start recording, we realized adobe is down we can't like record our podcast down uh how we normally do so i'm on garage band now and i'm just now noticing as we started going it's not in like a time code so we have no idea i've done 170 bars so far bars how long and we're at 120 beats per

minute tempo can you turn the metronome on right now like just to hear us we're c major right now possible hey 120 170 bars yeah so that's the metronome okay well it's 254 now so let's if we do want to remember how long we've been recording yeah i know you love being like okay it's been an hour and 17 okay minutes and 67 milliseconds okay terminate hope you had tempo tempo how'd i do so bad that it was awesome you did great thanks volume is up you know you should come to tulum with me i'll i'll talk to all the waiters for you i'll talk to the gas station attendants rental car people it'll go about like that i think that's gonna be slash quattro catherine i talked about that's gonna be our next uh vacation probably is not tulum but mexico probably gotcha some kind of all-inclusive down there i think it's a little

would be fun to go to just stay at a resort don't do anything that i did don't leave the resort don't get a rental car that's the point yeah don't speak spanish like we kind of did it the wrong way not really the wrong way in hawaii but it was like oh man we should have not done a resort and like because we want to explore the whole time and in mexico we're going to just literally stay there the whole time and relax so that's the next next big thing we're going to do someday going down south going down to the south land mexico uh brad you've got your hawaiian bro shirt on i think you should tell everyone your hawaiian bro's experience yes dude i i meant to write that down and you actually also talked about

the golden scoop which i wanted to also talk about you talked about that in just jake uh episode this weekly uh bonus podcast that i do on our patreon.com backslash ghost runners you check it out that's right yeah for any any tier, any tier five, $10, $15. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. $15 will really get you a hug from us when you come see us on May 27th for the ghost runners.

Okay. Yeah. We went to Hawaiian bro. So Hawaii, is it a nationwide thing? Do you know? Or if it's, is it just Kansas city?

I don't know. Okay. I don't either. So I'll just explain it in case you don't know. It's like Hawaiian food, Panda express, basically like this. Um, yeah. Cool fountain drinks. Really? Yeah. Okay, cool. Um, how, what, what constitutes cool fountain drinks? One, the, just the physical design of

them. Like it's cool. I don't want to get, I don't want to get into it. Uh, and then two, they have a nice cream soda really oh are they the one do they have like the it's not like torches tacos no torches is the best yeah but torches got rid of it yeah they got rid of the like the like the weird root beer or whatever yeah but you know what i'm talking about oh yeah what's it doesn't matter what's called like agave vanilla or cream soda or something yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's good stuff. I don't miss pop at all, you know, so it's fine. But anyway, Hawaiian Bros opening up a new store. And I read that like for the grand opening,

the first 100 people can win Hawaiian Bros for a year. And I was like, this sounds awesome. I told all my friends on my basketball team. You told your Kansas Bros. Yeah. About Hawaiian Bros. Hey, K-Bros, let's go to H-Bros. Yeah.

Which by the way, they put H and then a pineapple and then bros on like different things. It definitely looks like ho bros. Or just hob. It's just weird. It's like, why would you put ho bros? It really does. And yeah, anyway, there's also a brand in Target that's called. Goodfellow and Co. I'm wearing a lot of it. No, I'll have to figure out later out later it's like a kid's brand it's something fort but it definitely looks like fart oh like yellow fort but it's yellow fart is what i read it as anyway i'll talk to our congressman about it also one more thing like that i've been noticing a lot of these uh at top golf we went to top golf and it said balls hit definitely Definitely looked like balls it. So anyway, I've just been noticing that a lot lately.

But okay, Hawaiian Bros, first 100 people. So I text all my K-Bros and one K-Bro decided to come. Who was it? Isaac McDonald, I-Bro. And so it was opening at 11, I think. So I got there at eight because I was like, I was already going to be in the area i'm like i gotta get there early what if there's a huge line uh so i got

there at eight literally there was one other person in line that's amazing and this dude's like yeah i've been here since 4 a.m i was like man good for you uh so we i've just been hanging out there for a while and then a few other people through that guy's process he gets there at 4 a.m no one's there he waits an hour no one else yeah he waits four hours still no one else he's like is it the wrong day like how many times did he double check oh i'm sure i'm sure he double checked and he's like this says it's on there it says today he had a pineapple hat like i think he had a hawaiian bros hat so i was like this guy knows hawaiian bros he's a hobro he's a hobro for sure and so i love that name as well what's's up, Hobro? But he was there since 4 a.m. And I'm like, gosh, I feel like I got there too early at 8 a.m.

I can't believe the remorse that you're feeling right now. So we're waiting in line. And I figured there's going to be 100 people pretty quick. 10 a.m. gets around. And there's probably, we kind of counted, there's like 55, 60 people in line. I was like. When did Isaac show up? He got there like 9 a.m.

I texted him. I was like, there's not anybody else here. By the time he got there, there was like five other people in line. And then I'm looking at the Facebook group page a little bit more for Hobros. And it says, be the first 100 for a chance to win Hobros for a year. That's a big word in there. And I go, wait a second, a chance? Yeah. And they're kind of walking through the line.

Like these people get there like, you know, opening day event staff for Hobros. And they're like, hey guys, you know, we're going to like, I don't remember what they say. Aloha. Aloha. Oh yeah, mahalo. And they say something along the lines of,

uh, yeah, the $500, a gift card is going to be in there. And there's also going to be lots of other, uh, you know, numbers in there for gift cards as well.

And I'm like, wait a second. Wait, even the grand prize is only a $500 gift card. So I learned later they had a hundred gift cards and they were anywhere from 25 to $500. And then there was one gift card in there that was free for a year, free Hawaiian bros for a year. So Hobros for a year. Yeah. And as I realized that,

I was like, dang, this stinks. I was like, but whatever, like we're still going to get better than we started with. And so, but I, but I was kind of remorsing that I was there since eight, um, walk in, you know, get our food and then they give you the card but you have to like look it up online and everything and it says like it does like the google thing where it's like click where there's a stop sign on here okay i suck at those do you suck at those well here's what i'll tell you fun fact for fact everyone it doesn't matter what google is doing that to learn like what a stoplight looks like and it's like imaging and like it's ai so it's like using

humans because they assume you know humans are going to be right 99 of the time but you can get those wrong so i can just click whatever verify click whatever verify like and it will eventually let me through i think so oh that's really cool i read about that uh a while back that's also kind of a punk move by google to do that yeah yeah it's like they want to like have better like machine learning and artificial intelligence and like that's what a railroad is okay so maybe i'm not failing every time it's just giving me a lot of them because i'm doing so well they're like you you're helping us out yeah yeah anyway like where's the sidewalk it's like i think this little square has a sidewalk um anyway so finally get it i had a 35 gift card and i was like bummer isaac had a 50

gift card we decided we're gonna like beforehandaac had a 50 gift card we decided we're gonna like beforehand we're like whatever we get whatever we get we're gonna put them together and divide by two i would i would do the same thing just just in case like one of us got 250 and one of us got 25 or something uh but needless to say i don't know what he got but 4 a.m guy got in and out of there pretty quick and he looked pretty upset oh and i'm like sorry dude he like walks out of there with like some big speech, like a teary filled speech, like, you ain't my ho bro, no mo bro, all right?

Something like that, Michael Scott. Yeah, exactly. Well, the funny thing was Gunner lives or Gunner works right across the street from this new Hawaiian Bros. And he was like, should I come over? And I was like, you can if you want, but it's, you know, this is a situation.

And he's like, probably not worth it? And I was like, you can if you want, but it's, you know, this is a situation and he's like, probably not worth it. And I bet like the person that actually won the free Hawaiian Bros for a year was like near the back of the line. That's not fair. That could have definitely, that's what I felt like.

That ain't right. I was like, the first 10 people should be guaranteed at least like $100 one or something. Yeah. You know, the people that were there initially,

but whatever, it's hard to be, bakers can't be choosers whenever you're not entitled to anything you're sitting in the line yeah um so anyway got a shirt i really like this food though it's it's really good food um but just a mediocre ending to a fun day with isaac we've got good conversation in good conversation the music wasn't too loud yeah exactly he didn't crank up the music too loud but nice you got to talk uh just a update. We are now on to 433 bars.

Oh, bars. Bars. Okay. Let's predict what we're going to get to by the end of the episode. That's going to be a lot. I mean. 17,000. Oh.

Bars. 438. We went from 170 to 438. I'm not going to think about it. 12,800 bars. Okay. About 300 bars per 10 minutes. Anyway, uh, Brad, how was your week? It's been good. It's been great. Uh, I actually wrote down something I'd mediocre. I mean, they're not all great updates, but every single day this week,

I have an update for you. Cool. Um, let's start with, uh, wait, how do your weeks start? Like in your head, when you imagine the weeks, how do they look? Since we recorded last, actually. But normally I think of Monday as the beginning of my week. Same. Yeah, even though it's Sunday, blah, blah, blah. Sunday, Monday. Yeah, we've been trying to teach that to Hattie. Anyway, I actually went back to Thursday.

We recorded last Friday, but I forgot to mention this. Thursday, Hattie went to soccer for the third time. First time she actually participated. So we're very excited about that. Felt like we conquered a hurdle with that. that okay um yeah it was just a great time she of course katherine went with her this time and it worked you know with with dad she she knows that i'll just be too nice to her but katherine lays down the law and so she played so uh but yeah it was beau's birthday on yesterday but we celebrated it on saturday so a lot of the stuff has to do with that.

So Friday we went shopping and cleaned up for Hattie's or for Bo's birthday. Um, and that was fun. We went to target and she bought him a little, like it was like, how'd he got to choose these gifts for him? And so she bought him a cars, like a hot wheel kind of thing.

And a little soccer ball. She thought that he would really enjoy those. So it was kind of cute. Nice. Um, I don't have to go through all these you know right off the bat but saturday was her his party so hattie and i went to we had a little datter day beforehand to get out of katherine's hair so she could clean we had some people over for his party um oh but while we were at the park like for this little datter day's date hattie I, I overheard this girl as I'm walking past somebody in Meadowbrook. She goes, I wrote down, she's got a lot of Jessica's body hair situation, but she does not have her head hair. Oh, what do, what do we think

of that? Stinks for Jessica really stinks for her friend. What do you ever analyze other people's body hair? Oh, sure. Do you? Yeah. You're like, oh. Yeah, I was talking on Train Eyes podcast about Scott's legs. Really? Yeah, it's actually a pretty funny. I think we exported it to YouTube. It's called the clip is called Mormon Leg. Because Scott, you know, for two years straight on his mission, every single day he wore dress socks.

Oh, yeah. So you like lost his. Yeah. You ever look at Scott's legs? I haven't noticed. Smooth. The whole thing. I like your legs, actually. Yeah, I don't have much body hair. You guys swim well, probably. Oh, very. look at Scott's legs? I haven't noticed like smooth the whole thing. I don't like your legs.

Actually. I don't have much legs. You guys swim well, probably. Oh, very, very, very buoyant. Um, B O Y. Uh, we have swam together before. Yeah. I would like to do it more.

Scott, if you want to after, before, after golf, uh, we can go swimming. I love a pool, man. I'll never say no to a pool. Yeah. Big daddy likes a pool. Big daddy likes jumping and spinning in pools. I love feeling weightless. You know, I just, I've been weighing down my whole life but in the pool i float like a dream so anyway yeah i've noticed other people's uh body hair that's funny scott's got that mormon leg it was just like a group of them talking about yeah she's

got jessica's body hair whatever but not her head hair. I was like, and what does that mean? What is, doesn't have her head hair. You know what it means? She's bald. No. Uh, no, that's fun. That's a fun thing to overhear. Um, so that was kind of cool.

And then there's another thing like Bo's party was fun. It was great. It was whatever. Um, Catherine did a great job with all the decorations and everything. And it's crazy how much like we like stressed about cleaning everything beforehand. And then it was like, Oh,

these are just our friends and family over here. What's the big deal. Um, I don't know if I've ever stressed about cleaning before. Well, you just stress about like, I mean, it's not just cleaning,

but it's logistics. It's like you got to clean and then you got to get the food and you got to get the presents and the balloons. We had to go buy. Okay. I bought a balloon. That's the number one. Guess how much it

cost i bought i bought one of these balloons before when josh and i hit 100 000 subscribers i would got those balloons but i'm trying to think i remember not liking how much i spent on it i remember like i went there and i was like that's that's a little too much for this i remember thinking like it's not crazy yeah but it's like okay it's our joint channel so we're gonna split the venmo for these balloons, right? Yeah. I don't know. Like 20 bucks a balloon.

No, it wasn't that much. It was like 13 bucks, but still there's a shortage of helium. So that's, that's where they get you. That's what it is. Yeah. Anyway, uh, filled it up. I got the balloon for also took me 45 minutes. They're like, okay, if you want that balloon, it's going to take 45 minutes to blow it up.

And I'm like, cause of the shortage of helium. What's up with that? I think there's had a lot of people that day. We got the balloon, tied it to Bo's little, you know, high chair that he was going to sit in said number one. And within five minutes,

it was a windy day and it just blew off there. It's awesome. Floated up in the air. Cool. Cool. So it was like, cool, cool.

$13. Awesome. That's two Chipotle burritos that I just lost. But, uh, the highlight of that for me was at the end, Gunnar was there, Isaac was there and we played catch with the football until genuinely like 10 45 PM, like way past the point where we could see the ball. That is pretty fun. It was kind of like, it was like a huge challenge of like, who's going to

quit first. And I think all of us were like, we're not, we're not going to stop. And so we just like through the, and that's also like just such a guy thing. Your house. Yeah. So you got some streetlights, a little bit of streetlights every once in a while. Gunner would get close enough to our neighbors where the motion sensor would get off, you know, whatever. There's some lights in the background for my, you know, nice deck, but, um, it's adequate. It's adequate. But anyway, it was just like such a guy thing. Like if you get up, give a football or any kind of ball to a guy, that's all you need. Yeah. Like you go to the beach and you have a guy thing. Like if you get up, give a football or any kind of ball to a guy, that's all you need. Yeah.

Like you go to the beach and you have a splash ball. That's all I want. A nice pool with big daddy with a splash bomb. We can have any kind of game with that thing. You know, when was this? This was Saturday. What was I doing? Catherine didn't know if you wanted to come.

So I didn't invite you. So I'm sorry. Oh, that's okay. She's like, I don't really feel like, you know, she said Jake and Isaac, first of all, when I was like, and then Isaac randomly texted me. He's like i don't really feel like you know she said jake and isaac first of all when i was like then isaac randomly texted me he's like what are you up to and i said well i'm having this party for beau you want to come oh wait wait it's all good i know what i was doing saturday you were busy i was doing stuff okay good yeah i advise you totally i also i was like isaac whatever you you think beau's fine but you don't have an emotional connection with beau

he hasn't said anything to me yet. Isaac loves kids. I think he just loves that anymore. He texted me. He's like, I might stop by. Then I laughed at that text later because he didn't leave until 11.45 that night. I might stop by. He got there at 4. Didn't leave until 11.

It's been eight hours there. It was so fun playing catch. We couldn't see the ball until right when we got to it. Every once in a while,'d like fake a hard throw and somebody was like anyway that reminds me whenever we would play uh uh i think i've talked before in the podcast just the infamous uh triplet full bright with a ball uh in our front lawn growing up my dad would like mow the infield he would stripe it love it it was awesome yeah yeah that's awesome those are like that was like fourth of july like grandparents are to come out for the game.

Like he's going to stripe the infield. Like for real. Did he have like a machine or did he do it with spray paint? No, I think he just did it with his lawnmower. How do you do that? I don't know. Send him another video. I was texting him right before this.

I said, you need to come up to KC soon. He said, May 21st. Yeah, yeah. Sister's graduation. So we'll have to get him on the pod. Okay, perfect. Okay. Okay, perfect. That's a Patreon inside joke right there. said may 21st yeah yeah sister's graduation so we'll have to uh okay get him on the pod okay perfect okay okay okay perfect that's a patreon inside joke right there is it okay perfect yeah that's with uh harrison's episode is it really yeah i didn't know that yeah what was i talking

about it was uh you i was on customer service yeah yeah and it was like that's how they were trained to like respond to anything you said no matter what i said what's your last name triplet okay perfect yeah it was used to be issue uh my google fiber okay perfect my google fiber hasn't worked for 15 days okay perfect adobe's down to having to use garage ban okay perfect how many bars are you at 672 okay okay okay okay so 672 hold on i was i know that's what i'm saying oh okay yeah uh football yeah with a ball infamous time out there and but what would happen is you would try to like there was a certain strategy and like the sun is going down you do not want to be in the field right once it gets like past the point of too dark like once it's going sun goes down you have like 10 more minutes yeah and it's so much easier to hit uh than field yeah depending on where you're looking yeah yeah

i forget if it's like you want to be with the sun or against yeah whatever it is and it was just oh we would just get giggling so hard because you you can't you can see like the yellow bat right and you know who's batting right but then once the ball goes in the sky you kind of have an idea so you just run and you just wait you just like wait to listen You have your arms out and you just wait and it'll land like six inches from you right? Dang it. Oh, it's so close in this throw the ball. You have like no time to react It's like cuz like you can usually see it like right before it gets to you So fun

We would also do like you know where we pretend like the throat really hard and they just like barely lob it and so they people Would like flinch from that or something oh it's so fun but yeah anyway i was like ghost runners i was like somebody somebody's gonna be a jerk out there at one point and actually throw the ball really hard when we pretend to throw it soft or hard and like through us off but anyway let me let me pause on my stuff you give me some updates and i'll come back okay uh monday was a really fun day for all of us oh yeah that was on my list, actually. Yeah, we had the big wedding shoot, which, first things first,

if you try to plan coordinating dress with Brad, just be ready. No, no, no, no, no. Just be ready for it to take a while. I know. I had that written down on my thing. I was like, I worried way too much about that. Let me just, for the listeners out there, somebody's going to be like, yes, I get what

Brad is saying. So go ahead and give your case. I'll let you say most of what you need to. Here's what I'll say. I texted four bridesmaids, which I think girls have the reputation of probably asking a lot of questions and making sure it's all perfect yeah i text each of them individually they don't even know the other people i just say hey this day this time would you like to great come at 12 30 do you have a long black dress yeah black yeah long dress good idea with the black and they uh all said yes they didn't ask like well how nice is the other girl's gonna be it was just like it was kind of crazy how easy it was so i mean like nine texts later, I got four bridesmaids all ready to go.

I don't even need to text him again. And then meanwhile, the boys text my three best friends and my goodness, my phone almost died. I mean, I'm trying to coordinate all this. In addition to everything else I'm coordinating, I got to coordinate Brad's sport jacket.

I tell you what, I tell you what. So first of all, he said, what did you originally just, did you say any color at first? I think right off the bat, I knew that Isaac had a Navy suit. I knew that Isaac had both had Navy suits. It doesn't have a Navy suit, by the way. What do you mean? It's not Navy.

What is that suit? Like royal bluish Navy blend. Dang, my bad. What was I thinking saying that? I'm just saying it's not a navy suit what was i thinking that's that's part of the problem that's part of the problem the problem yes see there's no problem going on because it's such a small part of this massive video yeah i'm like it doesn't matter to me just just wear a navy suit so i knew isaac and i had navy suits like you guys all good

on navy suits and uh peter's like yeah isaac's like yeah and then brad's like don't have a navy suit yeah so now we're all right all right peter and isaac don't have black suits right which is kind of surprising but uh so then uh brad's like will you text trey and see how committed he is to us wearing sports coats or like wearing you know blazers because i had blue pants brad has navy pants yeah so i was like i'll text trey and she's like i mean i think it would be nice if everyone had a coat that matched or, you know, whatever. Which Trey was in black.

Yeah. In hindsight. Yeah. Anyway, basically it just, a lot of texts back and forth. I'm like the middleman between these guys and Trey and trying to coordinate it.

He's like, why don't we just go black tie, which his suggestions too. I was like, are you sure? I mean, you're more than I do, but I was like, black tie, brown shoes. It was like, why don't we just go black tie, which his suggestions too. I was like, are you sure? I mean, you're more than I do, but I was like, I was like black tie, brown shoes. It was like, like I just, when I was in college, like we had to dress up all the time for our fraternity

stuff. And so I learned a lot about dress things that I didn't know before, but there's just certain things like you don't wear brown and black together. I didn't think you don't wear black and blue together. I didn't think so either. And so he goes, yeah, we're a black tie, blue pants and brown shoes. And it's just, there was just too much of me.

And I was like, I know this is not a big deal, but are you sure? Like, is that really what we should be wearing? And I said, yep, that's what he said.

Yeah. And so then I tried really hard to find a blue, blue suit. Well, what happened is then a couple hours later, uh, I was like, Trey said, we might do like an over the shoulder shot of what happened is then a couple hours later, I was like, Trey said we might do like an over-the-shoulder shot

of like a, you know, all the guys just throwing their sport coat over their shoulder. And Brad goes, oh, I'll bring my Navy sport coat. Blazer, blazer. I don't even know the difference. Okay, sure.

Brad said, I'll bring my Navy blazer. Yeah. And I don't respond at first because I'm just waiting for Brad to be like, oh, sorry, I meant black. Yeah. That text never comes. Brad has had a Navy blazer yeah and i don't respond at first because i'm just waiting for brad to be like oh sorry i meant black yeah that text never comes brad has had a navy blazer and navy pants this whole time oh this whole time it's been like 48 hours there's somebody out there that's gonna be like two days of texting the groomsmen but think about a navy blazer and like navy suit pants that don't match the two different blues that that looks way more ridiculous see i

i think people out there are gonna be like oh yeah that makes sense a blazer is not something you wear with suit pants but i think this isn't an actual wedding this is a wedding spoof where you're like blurry in the background for like most of the shot and i said that multiple times i was like okay i know that this is too ridiculous i'm worried so much about this i'm sorry we're gonna be on there for like 0.7 seconds but anyway i have looked at the shots and they are amazing though really like they're so funny like when we're throwing trey up and he's it's so funny it was the whole thing was just unbelievable it was like we are so weird right now and yeah the whole thing was awesome well i mean two and a half hours before you guys got there, it was just me, Trey, and Derek. And most of that was Trey in a wedding dress.

There's like landscaping crews just like weeding next to us. It's like people walking around. What is this all about? Yeah. This one girl pulls up in a car and I was like, that might be Lindsay just like two hours early. And so she like pulls over and she's just like staring at us with her window down. Yeah. And Trey's like, it's 2021. What are you looking at? Then it wasn't Lindsay. We don't know this girl. and uh and so she like pulls over and she's just like staring at us with her window down yeah trey's like it's 2021 what are you looking at then it wasn't lindsey we don't know this girl

she just drives off no she never came back yeah i don't know who that girl is it's like whoa missouri is weird i gotta get out of here but trey looked good in the dress he did it formed it formed well to his form form fitted and he had a lot of nice things to say about all the bridesmaids and the griezmann he was like hey you got good friends they all did great on camera he's like we'll have to use all these people again and we went on afterwards he bought everyone's drinks and lunch and amazon gift cards yeah what a guy i was very shocked i know he takes care of people i was like is this the like most you've ever done for a video besides middle school maddox and he said yeah i yeah, I think so. Yeah.

But we're going to probably do more of these. So I was like, great. Yeah. It was a good proof of concept and we'll see how the video turns out. But yeah, I felt like it was crazy efficient and just super fun to knock a bunch out and just,

yeah, he hired two different people. Oh yeah. We got to talk about this. Yeah. Scott and oh gosh, Nancy, Nancy.

Thank you. Um, and they were his, the bride's parents. Yeah. It's his parents. I keep forgetting that. Like we have, it was the bride's parents yeah which is his parents i keep forgetting that like we have was the bride we have groom trey and bride trey yeah and so get there nancy's there and i figure nancy is like working for the venue and so uh we actually get there alongside

with one of the bridesmaids bridesmaids like can you tell me where the dressing room is and she's like i don't know and she's like what's okay not very helpful venue worker um but they don't really know trey like personally or anything trey got them you know through a friend of a friend that's also an actor and works with film he mailed him on like friday they had like no notice of this um and so then we we go up to like the groomsman room to take a few things, you know, a few shots, if you will, uh, a few picture shots of us taking shots. Um, and you know, after we get done, you know, they're like, okay, Trey's going to do his stuff with the bridesmaids. You guys just hang tight. So we're sitting there with Scott and I'm like, so Scott, you ever done anything like this with the YouTube guy before? He's like, honestly,

I have no idea what I'm doing here. I don't know. What kind of video is this? Like he had no idea. And I just had to explain it to him the whole thing and he was looking it up on tiktok or wherever he was like on tiktok the whole time when i walked in he was on tiktok trey had kind of a funny story do you remember that when you're at lunch oh yeah he said that he was just like basically looking at some good-looking girl on tiktok like some bikini girl and like but he didn't like scroll away when trey walked in he just like sat there and kept staring he's like i'm not done yet just like i don't want to lose it i don't know this girl's name so i'll be able to find it later but yeah they were they were awesome they were really fun nancy actually knew who trey was so i think she was more excited excited but it was so

funny to watch them go from like just these normal people to like in character they could turn it on yeah and like i asked them both can you cry on demand nancy's like oh yeah absolutely that was awesome i was like what do you think about she's like you just gotta think about something sad like dead puppies and i was like oh gosh that'll do it and then i go hey scott can you cry on demand and he cried right there yeah you see that yeah it's like yes i can it's like golly the range yeah so uh it was fun talking to them we learned afterwards at lunch that two of our friends, two of the bridesmaids, Kelsey and Lindsay, both thought that they were your parents. That's right.

They were like so convinced. Yeah. They're like, Brad's parents are so fun for being here. What? Yeah. And I was like, wait, what? No, those weren't your parents. Yeah.

And some of the, yeah, I thought it was too. And then we couldn't backtrack it. We're like, how, how they just assumed did you think that those were brad's parents she's like someone said brad's dad at some point let's be real scott and nancy were both a little heavy set so they figured it was the gene pool and just assumed oh those are brad's parents yeah lindsey was like i almost said something to you brad about like how much i liked your mom's shoes today that was amazing but anyway yeah it was a lot of fun it was it was insane so so goofy yeah it was a good time i this is like my first time like really being excited to edit a wedding you know

like i can't wait to see the shots i got and uh yeah i think it's gonna blow people away yeah just from there's a lot of like kind of trick photography and stuff like trey yeah kisses himself as the bride and groom and he's like holding his own hand. He's like dancing with himself. There's a lot of stuff like that. How did how did the those shots look like? Or have you done anything? I haven't done with those yet. Hopefully they they turn out all right, because you kind of don't know.

This is my first time making a bride and groom that same person hug and kiss each other. So we'll see. But you should explain how how the kiss worked. I think that's kind of interesting. I think I want people to try and figure it out. OK, OK. I don't want to spoil it. OK, I want to save it. Great. Yeah, that's fun. But later think i want people to try and figure it out okay okay i don't want to spoil it okay i want to save it great yeah that's fun but later yeah i'll tell you guys it was a good time good time in our blue suits blue blazers and suits that's the other

thing blue blue navy so many shades of blue subjective navy's too subjective because i i found a suit jacket that fit me in what I would consider Navy. But then I took a picture and I was like, is this the Navy that you have? And Isaac's like, oh, that looks Navy. What I have is not looking like that.

It's more blue. And then brown too. We all had very different shades of shoes on. Anyway, in my opinion, that's why the girls were like, oh yeah, black dresses. Got it.

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Was it nice? It was pretty cool. You have to order in advance for it. But I really wanted to be able to walk in there and drive up there take uh yeah chicken bowl um but anyway that was not too eventful uh tuesday went to top golf you want to talk about that top golf good time top golf tuesdays is gonna be a thing we spent five bucks on top golf for an hour and a half it was awesome such a great deal yeah it was truly yeah so amazing and i learned that i have a long way to go in golf which i think i knew

i was shocked of your lack of like knowledge of golf yeah i was gonna say like i learned like that i really am like very elementary to the point where i don't even know any of these things and apparently that was yeah shocking to you i was just surprised like my dad taught me a little bit of golf growing up but also i just played tiger woods pj tour like that taught me so much about golf like when do you hit certain shots you know a flop versus you know i don't even know what's a flop mean it's just like a type of like chip shot and like how it like how like high it goes and how it like bounces and like settles on the green okay i've heard of no there's like a chip or a flop or like yeah yeah whatever yeah no i i think i played tiger woods once okay so

yeah didn't really get into it but yeah didn't do too hot but it was still really fun to to play with the boys plenty more weeks down the road plenty more macaroni bites um injectable donut holes i'm never gonna get the injectable donut holes again i learned my lesson it's literally what it sounds like it's like you get this icing and it has these little holes in them and you take a syringe and just put it in there and then eat it but they're not like donut hole like a donut hole is like it it feels like a glazed donut yeah what did you describe them as uh peter said they were like hush puppies yes which they were they were like deep fried tough batter yeah it was not a donut and they were really expensive too right

so expensive i dropped so much money yeah you've spent five dollars there i spent like 23 yeah oh wait i think i still need to Venmo you for those donut holes. Yeah. I owe you for that and the smoothie. Perfect. You got it. It's a good podcast for you. I'm rich.

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we don't have to do bulk orders of any of this stuff. So if you want it, order it and it'll come to you quickly. So very excited. Very large company is taking care of it. We should have no issues. Yeah. Everything looks good. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like made to order. So as soon as you buy it, they'll get to work on it and you should have it like a week later, probably. Yeah. Ghostrunners.life. It's going to be gonna be sweet i think it's gonna be really fun between the designs and color options t-shirts alone how many options do you think they have how many choices uh 70 okay i don't know i don't know how many colors certain ones only have like one color available other ones have you know seven so gotcha but lots if somebody gets all of

them even if it's not every color or or if you get all the colors of like one shirt that will yeah every day you just wear a different grkc shirt i would suggest maybe seven designs seven purchases yeah uh but yeah a lot of t-shirts mugs stickers and maybe more coming what hey who knows name an item yeah we'll put a we'll put a design on it yeah yeah we were talking A lot of t-shirts, mugs, stickers, and maybe more are coming. Hey. Who knows? Name an item. Yeah. We'll put a design on it. Yeah.

We were talking blankets earlier. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to figure out what would be the best thing for a blanket. Our face? Or like our faces? You just sleep next to us? That'd be fun.

Yeah. We'll think about what to put on a blanket. Yeah. I got some other ideas too. It's pretty addicting once you get into it, like designing different things. So it'll be fun. But yeah, that was fun. Check it out right now.

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So that's kind of fun. Right in time for summer. Oh! Just wear it at the ballpark, on the beach. Slow pitch softball games. Yeah. Playing Frisbee with the friends. County fairs.

Oh, sure. What else is summery? Mowing your lawn. Yep. Scooping stuff off the sidewalk. Cutting your daffodils. Just waving at your neighbors. Yep. Just looking, you know, having a s'more on the deck. Oh, power washing the deck before you have s'mores. Pre-smore power wash, yeah. Those are all fun summer activities that you could do. You hear the crack of the bat, you look down, you see your Ghostrunners shirt on, that's summer for you. Royals are in first place. Are they still?

Crack of the bat. Let's go, baby. They're in first place. Their record's like 16-12 or something, so it's like, well, not really dominating. But they had the best record in baseball, and it was like 15-8 and 8 and i was like that doesn't seem like that good of a record right oh that seems great yeah two thirds uh yeah oh that was the other thing so two different things that i forgot to bring uh to the filming with trey okay first of all i told you i i have these

artificial tears i'm supposed to put in my eyes after LASIK. I thought it would be awesome to have a shot of me crying or whatever with the artificial tears. Left them on my bed. The other thing I was going to bring were my glasses from Santo Mac. And wear the Santo Mac glasses. That's so great.

But I forgot. Wear them next week on the pod. Wear your burgundy suit too. It's red. It's a red suit. No, I'm just kidding. Anyway, Topgolf was fun. We had a good time. Topgolf was fun. That was Tuesday for you.

That was Tuesday. You want me to keep going? I got two more days. Sure. Okay, Wednesday, not a whole lot going on. It was Bo's birthday, so we celebrated his birthday. Pancakes for breakfast. Went to Aunt Cindy's house for a little Cinco de Mayo, you know, Bo conglomerate.

Cinco de my Bo. Yep. Yep, and then, what were you going to say? I was going to say it. And then last night we went to the awards night for Awana, for Hattie. She completed her first year, memorized all the scripture verses, did awesome.

Dude, that picture, that was a cute picture. That was a cute picture. Check it out. Ellis custom greatest Instagram, um, on the story, which was yesterday. So you're not seeing it anymore, but, uh, check me out anyway. Ellis custom race.com. Um, but it was, it was like classic Hattie. I don't know what's going on with her these days, man. But, um, you know, they, they call all the Hatt the, they're called cubbies, all these little kids. And they call all the kids from cubbies up to the stage to go like memorize or, you know, say their verses and sing the songs and stuff. Every single kid goes, except for my child. Really? She just gets nervous. And she wasn't even with us. Like,

it wasn't like, she was like, I don't want to leave my parents. It was like, she just didn't want to go up on stage. And I don't know if it's nervous. I think it might just be like completely stubborn, almost like in a way getting more attention for not going. I don't know. Yeah. It's interesting, but it's hard. It's hard to truly analyze that because I want to have grace on her and be

like, maybe she is nervous. Maybe we need to be sweet to her. But then Catherine's on the other side being like, I don't think she's nervous. I think she's just being stubborn and disobedient and not participating. And she needs to part. And so it's like this, like her parents are a little stubborn tug of war.

It could be a little DNA trickling down. Exactly. Oh, it definitely is. So could also be, you know, that I am a licensed psychologist. So if you would mind me diagnosing your daughter could be a little, uh, performance anxiety, like between soccer and that, like, just doesn't want to like have to perform. Doesn't want to like mess up or something. Yeah. yeah because we we like practiced her verses five times before we left and she knew him easily i mean forwards backwards german pig lat yeah she went latin on him

yes uh but just did not want to do it and so i'll talk to her we tried not to make too big of a deal about it but but we did. Hey, SBS. Yeah. We weren't mad because we were still proud of her for doing the program and getting it done and stuff. But we're like, if you don't participate, maybe we won't do it next year. But, Hattie, you got to go up there and show off.

You got to. Yeah, you can't just memorize the Bible for your own good. You got to tell other people how good you are. Let your light shine before men so that others may see how awesome you are. That's the verse. That's the second part of the verse. Let them see how good you are let your light shine before men so that others may see how awesome you are that's the verse that's the second that's the second part of the verse see how sick you are i think that's new king james maybe um but yeah yeah when he's on the lakers okay and then uh oh i get it i made a joke yes last but not least today i didn't have two eventful of a day but my neighbor henry did come by and Henry just has some quirks,

man. Mac Baxter today posted on our Patreon or sorry, on our, uh, subreddit about, uh, Henry. Do you see that?

No, it was just like this. Uh, it's like a meme of this like angry soccer fan. Just like standing there with his like, uh, hands on his hips. And it's like Henry,

after he binges the first two years of the podcast, just like having to hear all these stories. It's true, dude. Like it's going to get back to him because he's got a son in Arkansas. Like we got Arkansas listeners. Like somebody's going to be like, I think that might be Henry's son. There's only so many people on the baseball team that Henry is. So anyway, first of all, I think I said it last week. Like Henry never says hi to you when he comes in. He just, he starts talking right away. Like check out this board. He like comes in like with a board.

See, I think that's great. That's a uh tip for anyone trying to make like instagram stories yeah don't say hi don't say hey hope you're having a great tuesday um i'm here today just get hey look at this board start your instagram stories with that hey like aaron bowling story today it started off with like last week we had an alligator in our parking lot and like i was hooked you know there was no like all right you guys know florida can get crazy yeah it was just like last week we had an alligator in our parking lot and like i was hooked you know there was no like all right you guys know florida can get crazy yeah it was just like last week was an alligator look what we have this week i like that you're like sucked in before you could even realize you're sucked in yeah yeah it's to suck um so anyway henry's just a goof and he started talking about like that but another idiosyncrasy is that the right word for it another weird thing that he

does good word uh is that he, so, so his son's on Arkansas baseball team. Arkansas is number one in the nation. So they're really good. That's pretty good. So yeah, I think that's like the best you can be.

I think, I don't know. Yeah. But, but at the same time, like, I don't think, I don't think he truly assumes that I watched the Arkansas baseball team,

but if I, I mean, it would be a strange thing to assume. If I'm a college baseball fan, of course I would know some, but he like, there's like 60 guys on the roster this year because of COVID. And he just tells me like, I was like asking how his son's doing.

And he, he like gives me a, an in-depth analysis of all this different stuff and like talks about all these guys. Like I should know that like they're the, the, you know, Joe DiMaggio Yankees or something like, and I wrote down some of his name. He's like, he's like, yeah, you know know i mean they got zach morris but zach morris got whooped the other day you know got hit for you know he only lasted one inning gave up five runs and i'm like okay like you know like like that's zach and he kind of like he's like you know he's got that reputation of zach you know and uh he's like and then there's peyton palette you know oh palette he's pretty good he's pretty, and then there's Peyton Palette, you know, Palette, he's pretty good.

He's pretty good. Lefty out of South Bend. Yeah. I mean, he's a freshman. I mean, what are they going to do with the freshman, freshman outfielder? You know,

it's like, yeah, right. Of course you're right. And then he, then he just like, just didn't even go for the first names anymore. He's like,

and then there's Wiggins. I mean, Wiggins isn't even going to travel with the team anymore. I know he's like Wiggins and rinse. I mean, rinse Brad, it's team anymore. He's like, Wiggins and Rince? I mean, Rince, Brad. It's Rince. And he's like going off.

This guy's social awareness is so low. This is amazing. This is so funny. How am I supposed to know who these people are? I can't believe this is a real guy in your life that you talk to once a week. And then there's Tyler Cacciatore. I mean, come on. That guy?

Tyler Cacciatore, Brad. I mean, his son, I shouldn't say his name. He throws 98 miles an hour. I don't know how Tyler Cacciatore is even making the roster. More like Cacciatore rape. This is crazy what he's doing to these young boys out here. He's just standing there, right there. Statutory Cacciatore, you know?

That's what they call him. Anyway, it's just like, I was just like, how do you not know that i don't know these people you got to explain them a little better to me if you're going to talk about them by name and just find some middle ground i mean that is just like human interaction 101 like i did ask how's your son's baseball going so i was curious but of course i'm not watching their games on the sec network like i don't have that channel i know robert moore that's it i'm just trying to like i don't know for some reason i'm like frustrated for you like thank goodness you have this podcast or else like this would just be i think this would be the most frustrating thing in the world it is hard to get work done sometimes because he comes by for like

an hour it's like what if i just talked about my world to everyone else like it was their world as well yeah we saw what nate vargazzi's doing with his podcast right they did the live show but it looked like aaron weber did some stand-up beforehand aaron weber's got some good stuff but then you wouldn't even start you would you would stop saying aaron weber you say you know but then weber came out he's okay he's okay you know weber weber does okay but he's a little big he's not that funny uh it kind of reminds me of you brad uh and you know then they got then they got that bald guy. What's the bald? I don't know. That guy's name.

Brian? Yeah, Brian. I don't even know that guy's name. I mean, Brian. I think his name's Brian. I mean, he's like a 50-year senior. That guy's old. You know, whatever.

Yeah, it's just. Like, what if we just talked. What if you talked about, like, specific things about wood. Yeah. With just, like, I don't know, anyone else who's not a woodworker. Right. Oh, yeah. I got the Festoolool ac19 this weekend yeah yeah if i was like brad how's work going yeah you know i gotta i got i'm not gonna say that it's like it's like so abstract yeah i

got a festool um you know ro 150 recently so that's making work a little bit easier oh and that's like that's like a table that you made for someone or that's like no it's a festival ro-150 oh oh right awesome okay and they're pretty expensive they're like 700 bucks but they're they're worth the money oh okay cool and you have like several of those i got an ro-150 and ro-90 uh ro-150 eq oh um so that's about it that's about that's all i need for that okay it's like oh cool cool cool yeah I totally know what you're talking about. I feel included. Thank you.

I feel awesome. You have a lot of respect for me. Yeah, right. Thanks. I have so much respect for you that I just assume you know all these people and all these tools, literally. Anyway, so that was like the highlight of my time with Henry. It's just him talking like I should know all these people from an SEC baseball team when you're in Big 12 country and don't watch college baseball.

Dang, that's awesome. Yeah, we need more of that. That is pretty funny. It's funny that you can tell the story in the time or in the moment. I'm sure it sucks. I mean, it's fine. I don't truly mind it,

but he actually teaches me some stuff about wood every once in a while. He's very obsessed with trees, and so he knows all this stuff. One more story about Henry. So he comes in with this piece of wood. He's like, he's like very obsessed with trees. And so he knows all this stuff. You ever, Oh, this one more story. So he comes in with this piece of wood. He's like, check out this wood.

Check out this slab I got. And he's like, I just got this out of the scrap pile from Tom, the Sawyer. And I was like, creative name, Tom Thomas. So yeah, cuts up wood and calls himself Thomas.

Sorry. Um, he's like scrap wood. He's like, you'll never guess what this is. Guess what this is. And I was like, okay.

I was like, can I, can I try to sand it down and see? Because I didn't think he knew what it was. And then later on, I figured he did. But I sanded it down and it looked like oak. And so I was like, I think that's probably, you know, probably red oak or something like that.

He looks at me with a little smirk on his face. He goes, Kentucky coffee bean. And I'm like, what? That's a type of tree? He's like, Kentucky coffee bean. this is about as west as they come they don't they don't grow very much over here uh but it's kind of a fun fact he explained to me like the origin of these these trees sounds like a horse that won the kentucky yeah right huh kentucky coffee bean coming around the last leg yeah for the cook dairy uh but he explained i think it's kind of interesting so if you're from kentucky here's a fun thing to say at dinner parties to people but don't don't give any

non-sequiturs just be like you know how kentucky cough or no don't even say don't even say that just say so kentucky coffee bean got its origin from uh the early settlers to kentucky uh they got these beans and they tried to roast them like coffee but it doesn't taste like coffee and just end it i thought it's kind of of an interesting thing. But they have trees called Kentucky Coffee Bean Trees. I love the smirk. Yeah. Nope, not even close. Kentucky Coffee Bean, moron.

Like I was using my RO-150. I was trying to sand it down for him to show him, like help him. Like I didn't know he didn't know. And he's like, yeah, you idiot. I'm going to call you Huck the Finn. You don't deserve Tom the Sawyer. I'm going to say, I don't know you Huck the Finn. You don't deserve Tom the Sawyer. I'm going to say, I don't know.

Huck the Finn. Anyway, so that's all I got written down. Those are all my things. My mediocre life update, but it did feel pretty good at the time. I heard two words that I've never heard before in my life. I was very excited. You guys know I love Chili's. Three for $10 deal.

It's amazing. I call this time. I'm like, hey, what can I do for you? I'd like a place to go order awesome what's your phone number tell them uh and she goes jake and i was like yeah she said the usual yeah the usual i got it yeah baby never had it that's awesome never had it anywhere and it's only going to be when that girl is working don't know her name bless her heart heart. Yeah. But I think so. That was like maybe if she's not working enough, though, maybe you'll get another the usual guy.

Yeah. I guess if I'm calling it enough. Yeah. There is one guy who very soft spoken. We don't I don't hear a lot of his words, but he's there a lot and he's got to recognize me by this point. OK, but yeah, she said the usual. I was like, I cannot believe you just said that to me.

Yes, I would love the usual. And I love so much. You believe you just said that to me. Yes, I would love the usual. And I love so much. You said that to me and she didn't like, she didn't really match my energy, but I was like, did she get it right? Oh yeah. She nailed it. Yeah. She knows.

Yeah. And so I think the next level, like that was a huge step for me, for us really for her and I, but the next step is like, she recognizes my voice. That's where we need to get to the phone number. Maybe she can see your phone number when you call in. Well, they have to ask every time. So I assume they don't see that. Yeah. But yeah, I'm like, Hey, I'd need to get to the phone number maybe she can see your phone number when you call in well they have to ask every time so i assume they don't see that yeah but yeah i'm like hey i'd like to place to go order and then she says is this jake you want the usual then oh i'll go to chili's i'll kiss her right on the lips or if she says hey welcome to chili's my name

is melinda how can i help you and you say hey melinda it's jake melinda's jake hey hey jake you're ready for the usual yep okay be there in 10 minutes oh hot dog i need to talk to her and be like, hey, from now on, when you answer the phone, can you say your name? Because I don't think that's company policy right now, which it should be. Sure. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Yeah. It's a nice touch.

It is nice. Dunder Mifflin, this is. See? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I get it. Oh, I didn't. Oh, sorry. You have more things.

I have one more story that I need to tell at some point. Go for it. Last week, I forgot to say this on the podcast. We helped out and had a Sunday school class. Okay. And there were two little twin boys in there and they were kind of rambunctious and I was trying to like settle them down. And I tried to kind of intimidate little kids, but I don't do a good job because then I'm also trying to play with them and be fun. Uh, but then after we do the lesson and everything, we go out to like the playground area and I'm running around like, you know, being this bad guy, I'm going to get you guys. And then this kid like runs around and then he turns back and he looks at me and he spits right on me. I have a spitting

story. Really? Yeah. Oh, I was, I was mad, dude. I was like very mad. And I learned, and this is probably not the right thing to say, but I learned that like my first instinct, I didn't, for the record, I didn't do anything bad to this kid, but my first instinct was to be like, okay, I'm going to take this kid out. Like, like I was so mad at him and I just, I just took him like firmly, but to the side, I said, you do not ever do that again at Sunday school. Yeah. And I was trying so hard to like intimidate him with this like tone and like this voice. And it was like a couple of days after I had my LASIK done. And so I had like a, like a blood, whatever it's called. Yeah. I had a, what is that? Blood, not blood clot,

blood bursts, blood diamond. Yeah. I had, I had redness in my eyes and he just goes, your eyes bloody. And I was like, dang it. This kid is intimidating me. Yeah. So shout out to that kid for spitting on me and then getting away with it dang i never spit on but that seems demeaning oh it did not feel good but i i like tried to like feel for it on my shirt and i couldn't feel but i'm like 99 sure he was spitting on me so it definitely the the motion was there i'll tell you that i uh this just happened to me a couple hours ago but i was at like a four-way stop and this guy on the right in a truck clearly got there before all of us it's so i could feel like we're all looking at him like waiting to go go ahead bud and like he's at his like yeah stop

sign his window is down he kind of spits out of the car like out of his truck kind of towards me but you know he's just spitting he's just a boy in a truck yeah and so i like i wave him on i start with just the hand just the wrist is waving and then i'm like i'm not gonna go we this is a nation of laws and rules if we don't apply or abide by them we're just animals we've been saying that since episode one you got here first you will go first sure them's the rules that's how it works so then i move on from wrist i go shoulder oh i'm a big sweet come on son i'm all in come on i'm all in on these chips yeah get in there yeah yeah yeah get in there and so then what does he do ben he like looks at me and spits again

this was like a spit at me oh yeah and so then i drove off yeah i'm scared of truck spitter oh yeah that's the end of the story but i did get spit at as well that's all it was weird though i was like why don't you want to go why are you spitting why why is why is it such this is such a reaction like you're trying to be nice and letting him go and he's just so mad that he's like okay i'm gonna spit at this kid yeah it really was the first spit seems so innocent just like yeah i got some seeds in i'll see it and then the second one was like look at me in the eyes and like spitting at me i was like but didn't ever use didn't go wrist or full arm or anything at you no he's just you know just one arm up on the steering wheel and so i just i'll just drive then

okay and that was the end of that but yeah when you said spit i was like oh yeah that happened a couple hours ago wow i got spit at that's the first uh one last thing i want to talk about well actually let's just make sure we mention guys come to our basketball game yeah come to our basketball game 27th may 27th we don't know the time yet you don't need to worry about time it'll be evening time yeah just come i'd say order merch now have it you know i would say yeah you if you order a merch now you'll have it in time i think i surely it's not gonna take like five six months to get to you right surely someone did dms yesterday and say hey i still haven't got my merch from this if you haven't gotten your merch from this fall and you can prove it i I'll, I'll believe you probably DM us and we'll give you like a credit for this

new merch or give you your money back or something. Yeah. Yeah. We can give that's ridiculous. Yeah. So, so come to our basketball game and probably sign up for patron. It's been a good week for patron.

Yeah. We went, uh, back to back, just like some good stuff. Yeah. Me, you,

me, you, me, you, you, you, him, you,

you, me, you, me, you, you, you, him, you, you, me, you, me. But you sent a video to my dad out of nowhere. Just texted a video to my dad. And then he sent another like minute and a half video back. We got we got to the bottom of the warehouse story with your dad. Yeah. So if you want to know why my dad's spinning at least once a night a week now, he's been doing this for like months.

Yeah. At a warehouse. It's on. It's on Patreon. Yeah patreon yeah that was fun and that was really great but uh well that's the thing i want to talk about i just thought it was funny wait wait can i say something about the basketball thing you may i think we should plan either either and or and or we should we should plan hanging out with the people before and after the game like have like a either pre-game kind of thing or post-game or both yeah with everybody it'll kind of depend on what our schedule looks like that day but i mean definitely something afterwards right i mean i'll be sweaty as i'll

get out but yeah yeah we'll go somewhere it's open late and yeah definitely hang out afterwards maybe do something before too oh i think it'd be awesome cool make it make it like a real true event of like yeah we can do things beforehand whatever or at least some kind of hosting some i don't know we can flesh it out but just know that if you're gonna come we're gonna try not to just make it like oh you came for a game a 35 minute basketball game you didn't get to talk to us at all see ya right we're gonna make sure we make it worth it so very least andy's i mean that is the bare minimum very least we're going to make sure we make it worth it. So very least Andy's. I mean, that is the bare minimum. Very least we're going to Andy's afterwards.

Yeah. I'm willing to commit hard, commit to that right now. Hard commit. Yeah. Oh, it'd be awesome. It's going to be so cool. Even if five people show up,

it's going to be so fun. I think. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it'll still be a good time. It's like, that's awesome.

It's five more than we had last week. I just always get so blown away. Like as I was making these t-shirts this week and people were like so excited about them a it was ridiculous that we were making t-shirts for a podcast that we have like yeah yeah b it's crazy that people are like so excited about it yeah you know it's just it's just wild so it's just crazy to me now that people are coming to my basketball game like i'm like a 30 year old yeah seventh grader or something and you have a crush on me um anyway it's really fun so yeah it's like the equivalent of like when i play high school football like you

give a girl your jersey like you're a way jersey to wear at the home game it's like that's kind of what we're doing with our march it's like hey you can wear my jersey to the game you want right like all of my real jersey on but you can wear like my you know my whatever jersey i love the idea also of just not telling the hyvee arena people and like all of a sudden like there's an influx of like a hundred people like whoa they all seem to be wearing like similar themed clothing right this is interesting did they rent out a space here no i don't think so they just keep walking in saying i'm here for the ghost runners so i think you just i mean our team name is the ghost hunters we talked about that you know because we need the publicity that's right you just hold up your shirt like hey right here what's court seven got it that's right that's the other thing it is gonna be a little

tricky to find the court but you'll find it eventually yeah you'll be fine it's tough yeah you'll be fine the last thing i wanted to say was uh bridesmaid and our good friend lindsey porter we got to hang out with her a little bit afterwards she should be a guest on the patreon sometime i think you think so she's got some funny things to say dude she is like she brings out some good energy in us too full of personality in fact i yeah i think i can say this brad has wanted me to marry her for a long time all right and i wanted me to marry but it's like i think you're gonna know i predicted it i was like you and lindsey you guys just keep like stuff keeps happening you know not not like that like you you guys keep hooking up and i mean come on come in already no like you make videos of her with her stuff like that i'm like you guys keep hooking up. Come on, come in already. No, like you make videos of her with her stuff like that.

I'm like, you guys, you guys have a little connection anyway. Yeah. But, uh, anyway, we know,

what am I saying? A little flustered. How'd you know? We haven't talked so many times. No, we've, we've been friends, friends for life.

And I've only been friends. It's kind of a, it's a nice relationship actually. It's like, we both been single for such a long time, i've never like crossed that i've never been like hey so have you ever like thought about like we've never had any kind of tension it's great it's just nice and easy but until now but it's over now this is a little different but whatever uh she was saying that uh her and her roommates are moving to a new house like oh where are you

moving and she said it's literally across the street that's right or next door yeah it's like yeah across the street in a neighborhood you know so it's not even a major street and it was so funny to think about she made the point too of like my dogs are gonna be so confused and i think that's so funny of just like having to retrain the dogs like no this is not our yard anymore you can't go to that yard and then also just like anyone i mean yeah oh my screensaver just went on i was like oh how many bars we got on bars uh our guests are gonna be way off we're at 1800 bars oh okay so we're not gonna get to 12 000 probably but i mean even just think of the mailman he's like now i've seen this name lindsey porter but now it's i mean she's not gonna have it wrong on here yeah yeah he's gonna

farm had a typo gonna keep like delivering mail to the wrong place. Like anytime anyone comes over right from now for the next year. Like, oh, I know how to get your place. Like you send them the address. Like, oh yeah. Yeah. Right. No one.

Cause no one ever knows the numbers of the address. No, it's just like, yeah. Oh, I'll recognize it once I get there. Right. Like, you know, you might know the street that they live on or something, but yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. I just think that's so funny. If you've ever like moved across the street what was that like like what

other problems are we not thinking of that are probably like yeah also part of the issue like could you just that's be so annoying just like move like and how do you do it services and wi-fi but it's like we're barely even moving can we we just... If you... Right now, I think I know the answer, but let's say you have a family. How much would you hire a moving... Would you get a U-Haul for this move? Like moving your bed? If you're literally moving next door?

Or would you just be like, nah, we can carry that thing. It's a two-minute walk, we'll say. One-minute walk. One minute's kind of a long time for a big dresser. I would say, yeah, one-minute walk from your bedroom

to your new bedroom it'll take you a minute to walk freehand yeah but now you got a bed it's like that might take you know one minute 47 seconds or so with friends yeah you don't need movers probably but you do need it would be nice to have a we should help lindsey move if let's go if you have experience moving like that i want to know because right now i think if i asked you you'd be like i don't have enough stuff. I'll just, yeah, I'll just move myself. No problem. Yeah, I could.

Yeah, it is so interesting. Like literally moving houses, but you won't need a truck for anything. That's funny. Probably. Probably. Let us know, Lindsay. Come on the pod. Let us know, Lindsay.

She also talked about her tanning bed that she rents out. That was so funny. I was really intrigued by that. Trey was too. Yeah. he had so many questions afterwards i was like we're even listening to the story he's like so she like she does like freelance spray tans like full-time i was like what no trey's got a wife so he doesn't talk to girls he doesn't really listen to girls i was like no i thought the whole point of that story was that how she charges her friends ten dollars. You know, that was what was so funny. Yeah, that was that was the funny part because she's like, yeah, I don't charge very much for it.

And then later on the conversation, they talked about how she was. She did a few bachelor audition videos and Jake recorded those for her, edited them. And in response or in return, Jake got a few times through the tanning bed. And I was like, oh, once. So I made her. So you got a $ dollar value for your however many thousand dollars of value you gave her i don't know why i thought spray tans were gonna be so expensive she's like hey if you want to make a video for me auditioning for the bachelor

i'll give you spray tape before your hawaii trip like win-win training services that's what good friends do with no romantic tension that's great so i just undress and get in this bed that's it yes oh and i need to be unconscious? Okay. Okay. That's what, hey, you're the pro. That's why you do this full time. Yeah.

So yeah, I give her like a eight minute video and then like a photo shoot with like three different outfits, four different locations. Yeah. And then I find out later, I charge my friends like 10 bucks for a speech. I'm like, man, I'm a good friend. You better get on The Bachelor or you just owe me. Oh, man me but yeah I had fun talking to her she's fun yeah yeah so good stuff and then that one more story about tanning beds then that led into Peter's story about tanning beds which is just the most classic you guys ever heard I got totally tricked yeah you

tell it you're a bit better uh Peter, yeah, I've been tanning before. I got, where was he? It doesn't matter. In Kansas City. Oh, he was here, but he didn't live in Kansas City yet or something, right? It's like we still live in Balver. Anyway, I think he lived here, but then he moved away. Anyway, he's like, yeah, I got tricked by this tanning company.

They said if I sign up, then I can have unlimited tans for one month for free and then they'll charge me the next month as long as i cancel so i sign up a kid city and then move to branson and what do you know i i forget to cancel it and they charge me for two years like waiting for the part where you get tricked like so wait when did they trick you sounds like you forgot you were paying for this and it was like what you say $750 or something like that? Something crazy. Which is the most Peter move to just not look at his bank statements. It really is, because literally the week before that, I don't even know if you know this,

Peter was kind of Isaac and I's and Greg's landlord. It was his house we lived in. He told me about this. We would pay, Peter would tell us how much to pay for electricity and water and everything. And yeah, we were at Peter's house last week. He's like, so do you know about wastewater? They don't charge you like they do,

uh, utilities. They only charge you about once every six months. And I hadn't been paying it and I didn't charge you guys for it. And I'm not gonna charge you guys for it, but I had to pay $800 in wastewater. Oh, geez,

dude, I'm so sorry. And would Peter and I were roommates? I mean, he would, the day he moved out, he found seven red boxes. Yes. We talked about the red box. We talked about him about him uh running out of gas and filling up a water bottle to go put the gas in he just doesn't monitor anything his bank statement his

fuel nothing if you're curious what peter is like or what he looks like he's going to be on the new trade kennedy video so yeah voiceover and in person he will be the pastor voiceover and you'll see his face navy suit navy navy blue yeah i was with peter uh a lot today we went look at some houses no way yeah really yeah we did tell me more the second house we looked at i'm like flipping through the binder or whatever i'm like oh the listing agent is becca hagavan oh fun i know both sides yeah you can make money for all friends yeah i don't know how this you know just you guys should talk or i know both you guys this is fun i don't know how this, you know, just, you guys should talk or, I know both you guys, this is fun, I don't know what to say now.

Find some common ground. Yeah. You guys should talk about SEC baseball. Oh, wow. Becca did go to Arkansas, so that would work. There you go. Hey, Becca, real quick, what do you think about Peyton Pallette? Do you think he's going to make the team next year?

A freshman outfielder? And Wiggins. How's Wiggins going to do next year? I mean, he's going to, he can get four innings easy, but that fifth inning for Wiggins is always an issue. Rents. Becca, rents. Anyway.

So, okay, tell me more about the houses. Did you get excited about any of them? It's nothing exciting. We'll see. Yeah, just, you know, house hunting with Peter. And yeah, I'll take you off the pod. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, it's just kind of boring life update stuff. Okay let's get some voice memos though okay we're gonna play

four this week brad four four up to a four you ready yeah here we go what up jason bragg this is isaac taylor coming from draper utah and i just wanted to leave a voice memo because i have an idea for just drinks. Yes. Yeah, and the idea is you make the ice cubes out of the different sodas. So when the ice melts, you just have more soda. And then it won't be as watery. I don't know, just an idea to maybe give you an edge over the competition. Yeah.

And just wanted to let you guys know. Consider it a friend. Love the pod. Yeah. And just wanted to let you know, let you guys know, consider being friends. Love the pod. Thanks. Have a good one. You too, Isaac. Isaac.

Isaac. I love that idea. I think there's probably a lot of opportunities just within the drink industry to do proprietary things. We've been drinking things the same way for a long time. Yeah, we have. Let's use our nose. Use it.

I don't know. You mean suck through the nose? That's just one of my many ideas. Okay. Horse boat. Nose straw. drinking things the same way for a long time let's use our nose use it i don't know you mean suck through the nose like that's just one of my many ideas okay horse boat no straw uh i like it okay okay that's funny i i had the exact opposite answer that we've been doing it the same way well that that we just we we're all about efficiency we're all about being quick and uh we already have something that's very exciting for people it's called just drinks it's here's the thing it's just drinks it's just drinks like people cannot the people be floored by the business concept of just drinks because it's just drinks i think the ghost runners listeners are gonna be floored by the just drinks newly designed t-shirt pocket tea and coffee mug

ghost runners dot life available now yeah um but yeah i just i just think we got to get them in and out and i think that maybe maybe like for a limited time, like a week or something, we could go with the ice cubes. But Brad, you're kind of a science guy. Yeah, I am. Big science guy. Brad and I are the science guy. How difficult do you think it would be to freeze Dr. Pepper?

Like if you're freezing syrup, is that going to be pretty cold? I think under 32 is what you'll need for that. Okay, Fahrenheit? 31, yeah, probably. Yeah. But beyond that, I'm not positive. Under 32 is what you'll need for that. Okay, Fahrenheit? Yeah, probably. Okay. Yeah. But beyond that, I'm not positive. But, oh, you're saying, like, less than or equal to 32 degrees.

Correct. You know it's on that side of the road. It definitely needs to be cold. 33 will not work. Okay. We can do something else called slushies with that. Okay. That'll be proprietary as well. Kind of between 32 and 34.

I think. Or we could, like, like you know slurp them instead of slush them we call those slurpees slurpees uh in the game fortnight they had slurp juices we could do that we could have slurp juice just juice just slurp juice just slurp um yeah i i think you just have to do that manually that's the tricky thing you can't buy dr pepper ice cubes not that i know of then again you can't buy an ice cube maker that will take syrup rather than water maybe maybe that's a proprietary thing cuban yeah you listen come on wiggins wiggins hey you're supply chain management major sophomore i do love the come on you're gonna get there you're gonna

get to those core classes soon you. You'll figure it out. It reminds me of Rookie of the Year, where Mar from Home Alone is like, hot ice! I had that exact same thought! Heat up the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds! Justin, put that in there right now. Hot ice. That's right! Hot ice! I heat up

the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds. I love that. Dr. Pepper, ice cubes. You heat up the ice cubes. What else does he say?

I can't remember. I haven't seen that movie since I was 13. Yeah. I think that movie was so underrated. I feel like, anyway.

I feel like my friends didn't watch it. I just like, happened to see it, but it wasn't like a thing we talked about. why aren't we talking about this one? Yeah, like, has anyone have anyone else even seen this there's like a lot of famous baseball players in it barry bods in that yeah dick jeter sure is he i don't think so it was way before jeter but it was when bonds was with the pirates nice um fun for

just do you have an image of where just drinks is in your head yeah where is it uh okay i can think of the street it's um i think it's 95th like between like knoll and like mission somewhere in there really yeah not really close to mine mine just because you had the idea in the pickleball after playing pickleball mine is literally in like the parking lot of meadowbrook park in the parking lot i know it doesn't make sense but that's always where i envision it is like a little little quick parking lot boom just drinks yeah mine's pretty close yeah somewhere like 95th and all yeah something that's so fun that's kind of what i was imagining because i'm imagining it in like a strip mall parking lot like a scooters exactly like a scooters yeah but not exactly because it's just because it's just drinks and they sell um cookies and certain other things that's right um okay cool we have our location down thanks isaac

what's up jake and brad not much amelia from new hampshire amelia uh i just wanted to call and declare myself her dad's name stavin ghost runners barista stave um i know that that title can be taken from me at any moment anymore and moment. And Isaac might fight me on it. But I'm here to answer your questions. So you guys were wondering if it's annoying to customize your order at a coffee shop. And my answer is no. I actually love it. I think it's cool.

I mean, we have all the options for a reason. Yeah. And I think you should live your best life and order whatever the heck you want. It's kind of fun when people mix it up and want to get something like funky and fresh. Also, if you're going to pay money for coffee, like definitely get exactly what you want. So no worries on that. Kentucky coffee bean. If you're ever in the New Hampshire area, I'd love to make you some coffee.

My question is, what do you look for in a coffee? And I'm running out of time, but thank you so much. I love the podcast. Bye. I like this girl. That was perfect. Amelia. It fired me up. Like she was absolutely right like everything she said yeah i loved everything about that even like i think more people should be declaring themselves just anything she's the

official barista now of our podcast i mean it could get taken away at any moment which i love the self-awareness that she knows that can't be taken away next week that's right but right now she's official barista people should be declaring themselves anything i think so too be our dentist be the president be our just um pr just give yourself a job right we need more people in the ghost runners umbrella so we need it yeah uh that's all yeah i love how she's like yeah it's fun for the barista it's like oh yeah why wouldn't it be fun to break up the monotony of a vanilla latte and like do something a little different or whatever and you're ordering food slash drink get it exactly how you want it yeah yeah everything she said i was like yes girl yes amelia go off queen oh yeah yeah hey uh did you get that check in uh earlier today oh oh you

didn't i'll mail it to you later um what do i look for in a coffee i look for it has to function for me first and foremost like it has to be caffeinated. Like it has to, like, I want espresso. I don't really want just regular coffee. I want some hard, hard stuff. And it has to taste good. I mean, that's pretty simple. Now this is just me.

It's crazy, I know. No, but I don't like it black because I don't think black tastes very good. Racist. Okay. I won't stand for that okay sorry you liked it to taste maybe i shouldn't have said that i didn't mean it like that you don't mean it i'll stand you're a hobro all right i'm i'll stand anyway um i like my i like i like

just a simple latte whatever it is or caramel macchiato whatever that is that sounds good caramel you. Or caramel macchiato, whatever that is. That sounds good. You would love caramel macchiato. Maybe before the basketball game, and I don't get one. Maybe. You think that's a good idea? It's pretty milky.

And we only have six guys, and two of them, me and Sam, pretty big boys. Actually, I had that thought. I posted the vlog on patreon.com, backslash ghostrunners, of our basketball last week. Someone commented, I think it's my favorite video ever. I'll just say it. Someone said that. That made Jake feel goodrunners of our basketball last week. Someone commented, I think it's my favorite video ever. I'll just say it.

Someone said that. That made Jake feel good. That was a comment. Yeah. But I got to look at myself and I was like, I am so sweaty. I am so gross.

I need to do a better job of hydrating before my basketball games. I think there's so much sweat leaving my face. It grosses me out. I can't imagine you guys having to look at me.

And if we're going to have ghosties coming, I got to figure this out. I got like three more weeks to figure out this sweat issue before people see me all right you've been sweating from episode one though the the trickle i do sweat a lot i always have i just seem to be sweating more than other people but i just would like to be more regulated i'll take a little leg sweat a little foot sweat less on the face right you're really concentrated one area so wait are you saying that if you drink more water you'll sweat less is that where you're i honestly don't understand how sweat works like that are you saying because you're less hydrated you're sweating more

dude i don't know that doesn't seem like it makes sense but i don't i don't truly know if i'm right or wrong on that here's what i do know not much but i do know it being well hydrated is never a bad idea of course not yeah so oh speaking of that i went to a bonfire or saturday that was you know sorry you were throwing footballs in the dark you and me throwing footballs in the dark i mean while met a bonfire in the dark and the where the smoke goes in my eyes you forget about bonfire smoke it is the worst thing i'm done with bonfires stock down on bonfires it's just the smoke no no no it's in your clothes i got an idea in your skin are you ready for this are you ready for this idea it's a great idea it's for summer times

coming hot smoke hot hot fire um no this is my idea new merch thing it's gonna be on there it's just a plain shirt and it's going to be called bonfire tea you buy it it's as cheap as you can get it you buy it you wear it you dispose of it it's like aaron like it's like a disposable camera like yeah disposable cameras are fun but i wish you could see him later sorry this is a disposable t-shirt maybe maybe i'll literally put bonfire on the shirt there's bonfire tea but but you you wear that for one purpose and one purpose only and after you wear it you're done you throw it in the bonfire you throw it in the party gets really wild it's like yeah like a what environmentally friendly made t-shirt that you can burn yeah i don't know if those exist oh for sure we'll find one there's lots of they everything

exists these days that's one option or two it's just like you you take this shirt you wear it at bonfires and you have you like put it like the crawl space in your house or something and you only break it out when it's bonfire time yeah it can be reusable if you wanted to but just know that you don't ever have to want to wear that shirt again unless you're bonfiring and so therefore it's okay to smell like a bonfire at a bonfire and what you do when you buy this shirt you keep it in your like your trunk at all times you're going over to get together it's october it's kind of nice next thing you know someone's like i'll run to the store and get some more stuff you guys want you guys want to make a bonfire you say you're on the store let me go get to my truck let me run to my truck i got a bonfire

tea in there right been waiting for this that's right been raring to go so i think we definitely do not say bonfires are out i'm done with bonfires no bonfires are great and everyone needs to have them and go buy a bonfire tea. Go buy a bonfire tee. Now available at ghostwriters.life. At least one person is going to buy that t-shirt. I guarantee you. You think you can have it? You're going to find...

A million percent. I'm going to have it by the end of the episode. If you talk long enough. Okay. Bonfire tee. Bonfire tee. That's a great idea. Dang.

Cuban. Man, I hope he still listens to the podcast. Yeah. He was an original ghostie at least. Yeah, at the beginning. He bought the GRK t-shirt. I haven't heard from him since. He got really into like, oh, I drafted Luka Doncic. cuban man i hope he still listens to the podcast yeah he was an original ghosty at least yeah at the beginning he bought the grk c-shirt i said i haven't heard from him then he got really into like oh i drafted luka donchic and i'm just a really good owner yeah but anyway yeah i went to bonfire saturday and just forgot how annoying smoke is especially when there's not consistent

wind i'm doing 360s on this fire i'm like i'm done with this and then it gets in your clothes then those clothes like make your other dirty clothes smell like bonfire and then you're like it penetrates is this even gonna come out with one tide pod maybe better go to even that i don't know but then is there adverse effects to two tide pods in this in this washer i don't know it's binds america i'm not that science guy ish it's america bless so i played pickleball uh yesterday uh with some friends we're about an hour into it. And as you know, I start to get a little sweaty.

I also spark start to get a little smelly, specifically bonfire. I've had three showers since bonfire, but your hair, I think it was the BF. I think it was hair. And also I was like, is this coming out of me?

Like, is this coming out of my skin? Is bonfire smoke in my skin? It's coming out of me. I've done a scientific study on this. I thought so. Bill is a bad guy at a science night. Yes.

Bad guy at a science night. And so I was like, smoke is coming out of me right now. I think this is crazy. You were playing really well. They're like, Jake, you are smoking. You're on fire. You don't even know, mama. You have no idea.

I hate how I smell right now. Oh, wow. Yeah, bonfire and sweat mixed with Nautica No. 5. Oh, yeah. Perfume Galaxy. You gotten any compliments? Like Jake? No.

But have you had anybody that says, you know, like he's got a nice body smell, but not as good hair smell? You know, like no one's talking poorly about it. No, I did get one nice compliment. But more than anything, it seems like, hey, I like this smell and I like how I smell. And that's OK. That's good. That's OK.

Yeah. But when I was listening back to last week's episode and you were like, hey, I like this smell and I like how I smell. And that's okay. That's good. That's okay. Yeah. But when I was listening back to last week's episode and you were like, Nautica number five, I was like, how did I not go into like a Mambo number five or whatever? I never, I never crossed my mind last week. You want to do it now? No. How did we get there? What were we talking about?

We were talking about bonfires and Saturday and. Amelia? Amelia. Wow. Thanks, Amelia. And her coffee. What do you look for in coffee? How did we get there? Oh, we talked about sweating. Sweating. That's how we got there.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to have a macchiato for a basketball night. Wow. Talk about long-winded. Goodness. Not the bonfire. Stream of conch. Yeah. Macchiato does sound good. Dude, it's really good. Okay. It's not a frappuccino. Frappuccinos are like

the girly like that's more of a milkshake kind of thing yeah milky milky cocoa yeah caramel prep sorry caramel macchiato is espresso on top of like milk and caramel so it's like it doesn't seem that different than an ice latte to me it is the exact same thing as an ice latte but they don't mix it up i think that's probably not true to the to that but that's that's simpler because i think they you can drink it like separated a little bit so you can drink a little strong coffee and then be like that was strong let me go get some milk and you just drink just straight milk huh it tastes really good though and they stay separated they're not a homogenous blend science guys sorry look at you jake nye the science nye um yeah i mean they katherine anytime she like takes a drink she'll like mix it up and i'm like stop

i want my caramel milk yeah so yeah but it's really good dude okay i gotta say now you described i'm like i think i want it mixed of latte but well you can't that's the thing try it try it one way and if you're like i'll mix this i can just mix it i could be the barista yes of my own life you got to take charge of your life, brother. Are you going to have your drink stirred for you by the Amelia's of the world? No. You're going to start mixing your own drinks. Sign up now.

jaktrippa.com backslash take charge of your own life. You think anybody insults him because he goes home to his own lattes at night? No. No. Sign up now. Take charge of your own store you never said what you look forward in to in a coffee i felt like we talked about that plenty uh caramel latte right caramel latte that's what i get that's what i like it sounds nice uh okay two more hey brad hey j Jake my name is Celia I'm from New Hampshire love the pod

two in a row my friends and I have a debate to settle and wondering if you guys can help us out so Jake what color hair would you say that you have don't get Brad started what color hair would you say that Jake has my friends and I do not seem to agree on this.

So wondering if you guys have an answer for it. Anyway, hope you guys go on tour someday. I'll see you later. Bye. Hold on. That part at the end. I think that's so funny. Just like slipping in at the end of a conversation,

slipping in like your biggest life dream. Obviously, it makes sense within the context of comedy podcasts. We've talked about this before. like all right brad all right good to talk to you hope you have a beautiful unhealthy family with four or five children all right yeah just like slipping hope your kids accept christ someday we'll talk to you later yeah okay bye all right man good to hear from you good to hear from you yeah i hope uh you keep succeeding at work and someday we'll see you go see ya all right dad love you too yeah hey you're the biggest mentor i've ever had in my life and i really respect you a lot okay bye just at the very end i know i never said to your face

but i love you like a sister and i will always love you for the rest of my life all right see you you're the first example ever of a godly mom for me bye mom love you yeah i know you probably didn't think about that conversation i've been a freshman year college really changed my spiritual life all right right, thanks. Bye. See ya. Yeah, I love that. I love that. Or like the adverse. Be like, hey, you actually really hurt my feelings the other day, and I was crying for like four hours earlier, but I'll talk to you later.

Okay, bye. Okay, see ya. Hey, I know it would be weird and passive aggressive to bring up, but you still owe me $15 for my sophomore year. All right, see ya. Yeah, Topgolf, you never paid me for that, and you owe me for the smoothie. Okay, bye. That's funny.

So, Celia, great voice memo. That was really fun. I hope you guys go on tour and fulfill your biggest dream together and make this podcast awesome. All right, I gotta go. It's been 30 seconds. I gotta get out of here.

That's awesome. Celia, two in a row from New Hampshire. New Hampshire. So Jake's hair, we did talk about it. And I got into a pretty heated conversation with- And that's what we talked about, you and Conor Lamb. Yeah. Which I'll get to see him tomorrow.

No. Yeah, he said he was in Texas tonightas tonight he's coming back guess where i'm going tomorrow that makes sense i was thinking he was gonna be i was thinking he was gonna be because we asked him to play basketball with us tonight and he was unavailable and he's like i'm gonna be in texas you're like he's a liar that guy we we found out never mind i'm not gonna bring that up just Just Jake episode. The second, that was nuts. That is the new dog.

My, my homework. Um, anyway, uh, Jake's hair is in my opinion, strawberry blonde. And that is what I hear most often. So I'm like, all right, great. I'm great with strawberry, which may be strawberry blonde is a lot like the Navy of hairs, which people have different opinions of what that means. Big spectrum. I don't know. I think it's like,

if you want to, cause, cause the argument with Connor was, is Jake's does Jake, is Jake a redhead? And, uh, then I called you and you said,

I think my hair is strawberry blonde. I said, I agree. That's, that's a red, that's a shade of red to me. Yeah. I think it just,

it's on the spectrum of blonde to red. It's somewhere in the middle. Yeah. Uh, which I don't even know. Like people tell me that I'm strawberry blonde, but to me it's somewhere in the middle yeah uh which i don't even know like people tell me that i'm strawberry blonde but to me it's always been confusing like it's a fruit and then a hair color like brad did i tell you about that girl i've been taking out she's got that she's got that coconut brunette yeah actually i don't know if i said coconut she's brad she got

them coconuts oh the melons on her her hair i'm talking about her melon yellow hair melon blonde she's got beautiful yeah melanome bray hair she's she's melanome bray all right oh you have melanome bray hair oh yeah yeah the coconuts on her oh boy yeah oh she's coconut brunette it's this new shade strawberry brown does not sound very manly either but hey when it comes to like uh like the dainty parts of my body i'll take like some feminine compliments sure yeah yeah just flowy strawberry blonde baby but anyway that's what i think i think it all depends on the lighting because connor would try to pick pull up all these pictures i'm like well yeah in a dark room objection your honor yeah that was uh we don't know the color balance of this photo

exactly because then i'll pull up five more i'm like look at the lighting here look at the beach Like dark room. Objection, your honor. Yeah. That was, we don't know the color balance of this photo. Exactly. Because then I'll pull up five more. I'm like, look at the lighting here. Look at the beach. It looks strawberry blonde. Yeah. So that's a fun question though. I don't know who said what.

What's this girl's name? Celiac. Celiac. Celiac. We got Amelia and Celia. Amelia Badesalia. Celia, I think it's strawberry blonde, which is a shade of red. So that's my thought.

There you have it. We'll ask Steve next time I message him. Yeah. Wait, what was the other thing you were going to message him? I guess we'll hear it whenever we listen to this back. Okay. All right, cool. Hello, Ghostbusters podcast and Jacob Brad.

This is Elizabeth. And Jacob Brad. I am so sorry i have been sending voice memos to you on your instagram for like a month or two now and i've never been on the show and i was wondering why until i realized when watching or listening to one of your podcasts the one that you actually explain how to send in a voice memo that i've been doing it wrong so i I'm sorry for that. But my question or like suggestion for you guys is you should do a segment. I promise this will be better than and one. You should do a segment called the 10 commandments of blank. So you can do like for

10 rules for the blank of the week. So one I thought of was the 10 commandments of being on someone else's phone and so for me those would be don't look at their photos or do anything that they have not authorized you to um do that what you wish thanks so much bye okay elizabeth all right a few thoughts one i am i do continue to be shocked that people can't figure out the voicemail thing it's in the description of every podcast we've ever posted. People have said it's difficult sometimes when they get on the website. Like sometimes you have the software has trouble,

but finding it, I'm like, it says it in English. Instagram bio. It's everywhere. You can find us. You can find it. If you'd like to leave us a voice memo,

go here. Yeah. But I'm glad you figured it out. Second thought. I first thought, I don't know how it felt about this segment idea, but once you gave the phone example, I do like that. You have some opinions on that or not that one specifically but i think we could think of like social dynamics and like there are unwritten rules okay let's talk

about um eating dinner at eating dinner at chili's with a group of people like where are the 10 commandments with that the 10 commandments like like like if someone like, like how long before, like one person gets their food, you have to, if you don't have your food, first commandment, you have to say, Hey, you can go ahead and eat. You have to say that. You have to say that. Right. It's like, but then on the flip side, you have to say, no, no, no, no, no.

I'll wait. Second commandment. How about, actually, how about this? I don't want to change it too much, but the 10 commandments of being a dad out to dinner at Chili's. Oh, okay. Like a cheesy dad. Okay.

So I'm thinking like when you're done with your meal, when you completely finish your plate, you have to tell the waitress, I hated it. Yeah, I didn't like that at all. Yeah, and when they ask, did you save room for dessert? You have to act like you've never ate such a big meal in your life. You're like, Oh, I don't think so. I would. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and then if they say like, Hey, I'm Melinda and I'm going to be your server or I'm going to be taking care of you today. Uh, then you have to introduce yourself right back. You say,

Hey Melinda, I'm Brad and I'm going to be your customer today. I'm going to be eating with you today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, when they come to bring out the check, you start fake looking for your wallet. Oh, somebody else. I'm just kidding. Yeah. My dad actually wasn't the cheesy dad at all. I'm just trying to like, yeah. Think of what a cheesy dad would be. I I'm kind of a cheesy dad. So just think about me. Okay. Let's see. What else would they do? It's all just interactions with the waitress, you know?

Hmm. I don't know. You could, you could just be like, you know, the quesadilla and be like, well, you know, and pretend like you didn't order this or something.

Like I didn't know it was going to have cheese in the middle of it. You could do like a, it's like, uh, they warned you. It's really hot. And you talk to like, that's hot. it was going to have cheese in the middle of it. You could do like, uh, it's like, uh, they warned you it's really hot. And you talk to like, Oh, that's hot. You should have told me. Just kidding. I'm fine.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll play it. And you like get close. Oh, just kidding. Just kidding. Yeah.

Okay. That was fun. Let's try to get one more. The 10 commandments of, I'm trying to think of like kind of like an awkward, like social dynamic. Okay. So what about the 10 commandments of group text? Ooh, I like that.

10 commandments of group text. Group texting. Don't have an Android. I think that's good. That's commandment number one. Keep it blue. Keep it blue. Harrison got an iPhone this week.

It's exciting. Do you think it was from social pressure? I think Trey and I put out a video called that one person who has an Android and two weeks later he's got an iPhone. Looking at you knackbacks. So yeah, have an iPhonehone that's rule number one i will say one that i don't always adhere to is don't make any jokes in the group chat most of the time i can't help it yeah i know sometimes it's just too funny or limit the jokes i don't know something like that like like like sometimes read the room with the jokes if you you, if, if you're trying to

make plans, if somebody's trying to make plans, don't make a joke. That's, that's the key. Yeah. Like don't derail the momentum. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. That's a good commandment. Yep. Don't derail the momentum. Respond as quick as you can. Yeah. Even if it's, I'm not sure yet. Let me get back to it. I will think that's a good commandment because there's momentum within the responses. Don't, if you are like eight hours behind on the group chat and that the conversation's already will think that's a good commandment because there's momentum within the responses don't if you are like eight hours behind on the group chat and that the conversation's already died don't go back through and react to message that messages that you ha ha'd and loved and whatever yeah i think you can do that like once but don't like give people 15 notifications of a conversation

already done with that's fair yeah like be done with it we're done yeah yeah that's good um hmm i think in general like if you are group texting people that don't know each other just don't do that like like keep it within people that you probably either they're going to have their contact or they're going to want their contact like it's not like it has to be like there's like like if they don't know each other but they're all if we're on the same basketball team it's like okay you if they don't know each other, but they're all, if we're all on the same basketball team, it's like, okay, you're going to get to know each other. So go ahead and get the numbers. But like, if it's like, you know, like I think this is a long time ago. My niece is seven years old now, but my brother-in-law texted me and like 45 other people like

Elsie was just born today. And you're in there with strangers. Yes. I don't know what to say. And you should have seen, I mean, it was, it was notifications for days. It was before you could like do the do not disturb on a group chat. And so it was like, golly, I just want to get out of this. That's a great example.

Yeah. So, so if it's like something like that, where it's like different, different worlds, like if I'm, if I'm having a birthday party for Bo and I'm trying to invite my family and Hattie's family or in Catherine's family, don't put me in that text with your family. Right. Because then, yeah, you're going to see stuff from my dad making jokes dad making jokes it's like dad don't make jokes in the group chat anyway jake's in here he's kind of a comedian all right they gotta be good they're like come on uh on that same note if it is so for instance this past week i i coordinated everything with the bridesmaids

individually but it was finally time like hey just a reminder yes details this this this and they're about to meet i had a kind of a pleasant time introducing all of them to each other like they didn't have to introduce each other like all right 913 whatever this number is you know lindsey yeah uh she's made uh she's made me make her two different videos for her auditioning for the bachelor and so i knew she'd be an obvious choice because clearly she likes attention something like that yeah yeah this is kelsey brad and i met her at a casino two years ago and haven't seen her since this is kinsey you know whatever like i just had all these like fun introductions for everyone yeah so at the minimum so the commandment is introduce how to introduce

your friends to each other that's good at the minimum just say here's the different numbers because i think that's like a more societal norm now for like younger kids i've noticed especially like like logan cleaver anytime we're in a pickleball group chat with him he's always like who's 417 like that's all he said like no no punctuation or anything it's like it seems mean to me like hey hey who the heck is this who's the new guy or yeah like somebody will say something like scott will say something funny and logan doesn't have his number he'll be like who's who's 816 like okay just just it is kind of funny it's right after someone says something kind of funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is this?

Or he'll just say, who is this? Logan, I think you still listen to the pod. Are you doing that in real life? Someone says something funny and you're like at a tailgate. Who are you? Who are you making jokes? Why are you cracking wise jokes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What house are you in? What house are you in? You got a bid? Huh? You need a house? You know the handshake? Yeah. You got flags?

Anyway. Okay. I think that's all the voice modes. That was good. I think we ended strong there. Ten commandments of a group text. I do have one more thing that you said about like, are you doing that in real life? Did I talk about this?

Did you? Doesn't matter. I'm going to talk about it again. When I was in Hawaii, I went to the concierge near the end of my time. Did I tell you about this? I don't remember a concierge. And I was just asking her about, um, shuttle services at the airport. And she, she was just on the phone with somebody and then talked to me in person. And so I think this is

why she did this, but it was kind of a weird thing. Kind of like, hello. She said bye bye to me, but she said, okay, bye bye. And it was like the most awkward way of like leaving a conversation ever. Cause it sounded like she was on the phone, but she was face to face with me. and it was like the most awkward way of like leaving a conversation ever because it sounded like she was on the phone but she was face to face with me and she's like i was like she's like yeah just get back to me let me know i was like okay that sounds great she's good okay bye-bye and it was like it was like okay i guess i guess i gotta leave i have to walk away yeah and she kind of said it in like a condescending way like okay bye-bye now once i started to imagine it it is kind of funny it's kind of weird someone looking straight at you saying bye-bye. Now, once I started to imagine it, it is kind of funny. It's kind of weird. Someone looking straight at you saying bye-bye.

Bye-bye. And like a hand gesture. See ya. And she's sitting down. And so it's definitely not her that's leaving. It's like this conversation's over. I'm hanging up the proverbial phone and you're out of here. It was like me at the stop sign.

She's like, run along now. Bye-bye. With the shoulder. Yeah. See ya. Don't make me spit on you. Right. Get out of here.

Get out of here, kid. Aloha to you and your family. Aloha means family. Yeah. Hope you have an aloha time. Aloha. Aloha Hey, if you haven't had it get that aloha sundae at the at the shack by the beach by the beach, right? Ask for no alohas on top. Thank me later Like all right, everything is just I'll take no aloha extra aloha. Yeah, you know what I mean, right? You get it. No nuts extra strawberries. All right, Cool. Cool. Cool. More strawberry, less blonde. All right. Solid episode. First episode of year three. And we're dropping merch. We got bars. We got bars. We are at two nine one zero. Oh, so close. Almost got to three thousand bars. So that's fun. Our first garage band episode.

Hopefully it sounded the same. I think it probably probably will and uh yeah thank you guys for listening year three of the podcast and a lot of you guys have been here since uh very first episode so really appreciate it check us out on patreon check us out on instagram i'm gonna finally get around to editing some videos for instagram here soon uh but we're always popping on the stories you know always have stuff going on there so check it out anything else brad ghost runners on life i guess our life are we gonna do the things we do at the end oh my gosh it felt like you were like wrapping up i was like i think he knows that we do the thing what's wrong with me i don't know you're three no karma macchiato in the system what in the world get some more water i was like fully ready to be done oh my

gosh let's end with review of the week all right my review of the week is from oh my gosh i'm thinking about the macchiato i haven't even sang i know so we usually we do with review of the week all right my review of the week is from oh my gosh i'm thinking about the monkey i haven't even sang i know so we usually do a review of the week and then we sing a song just fyi okay review of the week for me is coming from gavin's mom has got it going on i'm just teasing amazing podcast so funny i found you guys through correct opinions and dlgb subscribe like and subscribe i thought thought Jake was already hilarious, but paired with Brad is just fantastic. I agree. Jake is way funnier, you know, just with me for sure. So funny. I'm only on episode 39, but it's great so far. I'm a new mom. So I listen at night when I'm feeding my son. Sometimes it's hard to go back to sleep because I want to keep listening.

That's kind of fun. You're welcome. Also, Brad, I was pretty excited when you said you started saying I'm just teasing because your friend says that It has always been a catchphrase of mine. Yeah, shout out Jeremy Holiday for that one. Keep up the good work. I appreciate the laughs. My nine-month-old son is in a body cast for his hip dysplasia, so it's been a tough few months, but this podcast, Correct Opinions, and DLGB have really kept my spirits up.

That's really cool. Obviously, we did not start this podcast with that in mind, but it's so fun to hear stories like that. So thanks, Gavin's mom. Has got it going on. Has got it going on that is really cool it is speaking of just teasing uh trey and i were at a tj maxx early yesterday morning as soon as they opened up it looked like the running of the bulls all these like moms like rushed to the door i was like i can't believe i'm watching this this is crazy but there was a brand of tea kettle called just teasing oh that's fun it's like good name that's good good name i'll get this for brad yeah i didn't that's how it was when i was waiting uh in line to go into cole's before like

trying to get a suit for this this video a navy suit people were rushing in there was like probably 12 people just yeah that's about what i saw too gosh yeah it's like 12 to 15 moms yeah anyway just chopping it a bit just just ready to go to get their jay farrar go go see tj go get their you know van hughes and my review of the week comes from hmw62293 we all know her yeah sounds like they have some bars of their own they've been counting bars i live alone and i'm an extrovert so when i'm home doing laundry or cooking dinner i love listening to these two it's like having friends over to keep me company every monday that's kind of nice yeah sure it's sweet wholesome sweet yeah yeah i lived alone for six months i'm decently extroverted and yeah yeah i hear you yeah

uh here yeah it is it is just like friends it's just drinks just drinks but it's with friends all right uh thank you guys for all the reviews bro just like this episode so anyway just ghost friends out life and anything else seriously seriously episode 105 uh season three yeah or just year three okay let's do it i think this will work with garage band also uh jingle wise our jingle queen heather lee has decided to take a leave of absence unofficially like pretty much done she says hey she earned she's ready to step down yeah she she earned her tenure she's she's got it you know she's got so many pension yeah and so she's done and so if you are looking

to write a good jingle and ready to go you can either send it to us on instagram or anywhere else that you can find us uh bls30.com yeah bls30 at gmail.com yes or anywhere else so potentially ghostwriters.life i think there's a contact form ghostwriters.life for sure do we check that email though i think it forwards to mine okay um cool anyway so this one you wrote brad you wrote this jingle yeah i wasn't gonna say that oh because i've kind of i don't know if it's that good okay so anyway we got anonymous so brad uh the deuce is loose wrote this one i don't know that's what he wanted me to say so you ready yeah i'm vibing with this good choice thank you thank you one day jake had an epiphany brad check this out yeah are you listening yeah you know dude sometimes i just want a quick sip don't want to waste 30 minutes on

this trip mcdonald's drive through some coca-cola or dp then fizzies they get me so tingly this idea comes right from the heart so it's about time for me and you to say that I do so let's create a wild world franchise trip for a sip open up people's eyes I can see us on the downtown side standing at the booth putting drinks in the ride it might sound crazy

slinging sips on the daily it'll be tasty doesn't need to be crazy all I want is a restaurant that's called just drinks just drinks just drinks Doesn't need to be crazy All I want is a restaurant that's called Just Drinks Just Drinks Just Drinks Just Drinks And the one that'll take your spot

Just Drinks Just Drinks Just Drinks Just Drinks Just Drinks It's pretty long Drinks Just Drinks. Drinks.

Just drinks. Just drinks. Just drinks. Just drinks. Now you know I have had EMBO. And my wife Catherine that I'm B-tro too said that I do. I might get nervous to change my scene. For some green sugar and caffeine Mountain Dew. What's the point of waiting anymore?

Cause Jake, I've never been so sure of a business with you. The seed money is from the heart. So I think it's time for us to start to entrepreneur so let's let's create a wild world franchise quick trip for a sip

open up people's eyes I can see us on the downtown side standing at the booth putting drinks in the ride it might sound crazy slinging sips on the daily it'll be tasty

doesn't need to be crazy yeah all I want is a restaurant that's called Just Drinks hey Just Drinks called Just Drinks Hey, Just Drinks Just Drinks Another one that can take your spot

Just Drinks Just Drinks Just Drinks Drinks, Drinks Just Drinks We'll serve Just Drinks Our business plan will just say Just Drinks Just drinks. We'll serve. Just drinks. Our business plan will just say,

just drinks. Our mission statement is, just drinks. Say, hey, you know, I'm a fan on the move once again. Yeah, we'll have fans from Louisville to Japan. Listen, JT,

I'm all in on your plan, but if you don't mind, let's stay away from the cans. Ghosties worldwide, throw their hands up high. get drinks, let's stand up Guys, you don't really wanna let the chance go by Cause you ain't been seen with the biz so fly Mouth so dry, I don't feel fly

I'm quenched cause I can't find my J.D. That's local to my pride Where Casey, cause I am so wise I hate to monopolize the drink Can't deny this I feel so right Every city, yeah, that be tight I hate to monopolize the drink. Can't deny this idea. It feels so right. Every city, yeah, that'd be tight.

Galation, what you think? Join in for the ride. Merch Patreon. It all helps us to fight toward the big goal to see the light. Just drinks in every corner, in and out, fly by. I ain't gonna lie. It just makes sense. No more suspense.

Let's get this done. This idea, yeah, it's the one. Hit it out over the fence. Big Daddy Home Run, hey! You can create it while your friend tries. Quick quick trip for a sip open up people's eyes i can see us on the downtown side standing at the booth putting drinks in the ride it might sound crazy slinging sips on the daily it'll be tasty doesn't need to be crazy say all i want is a restaurant that's called just drinks just drinks just think just. Just think about it.

Just drinks and drink, drink, drink. Just drinks. Just think. Just drinks. About just drinks. Just drinks. Just think about just drinks. All I want is another one that's called just drinks.

Don't blink. Hey. Just think. Don't stink. Ghostrunners.life records. You know where we be. Buy some merch to support this crazy podcast.

Hey. Great job, Brad. You wrote a full song. I did. It's not that hard. And then you performed it. Yes, I'm a singer-songwriter. That's what they call me. Ghostrunners.life records. Yep. Awesome. Awesome. Fun times, guys. Well, I've already ended the podcast once, That's what they call me. Ghostwriters.life records. Yep. Awesome. Awesome.

Fun times, guys. Well, I've already ended the podcast once. I don't need to say anything. Yeah, redo that. Now it's just done. It's just done. Thank you guys for listening. You guys are the best. Episode 105.

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