Ghostrunners - 112 - Visiting Chuck E. Cheese

Episode Date: June 28, 2021

Brad gives Jake a quiz about himself and Jake gives Brad a rundown of what he's been Googling lately. Also, the new YouTube/Facebook channel that we're a part of - Jean Shorts - launches today! Check it out wherever YouTubes are sold. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake, we have been doing this podcast for a while. We've seen lots of monumental moments in our lives happen. One of them is just seeing things progress within our families. And within Catherine's first pregnancy, she had some fun quirks. She was really excited and like, oh, this is great. We get to have a baby shower. But she was also kind of a little bit careful with herself. She was like, I don't want to eat too much deli meat. I want to be careful about my sleep schedule. Uh, doing things like by the book. Yes. Very by the book. We had that first baby, like with Hattie, she was like, Oh, I just don't want anybody to hear me like yell or anything when I'm giving birth. Uh, that's very polite of her. Yeah. Like, like very concerned with everybody else. Like the worst pain of her life. She's like, I want to make a scene. Second pregnancy. Not so much where we know what we're doing. And, uh, you know, she's, she's eaten, she's eating subway every once in a while. She toasts it. She's fine. It's hot enough, you know, and you know, just not worrying too much about all the little things. We don't have

a shower anymore. We have a little sprinkle, uh sprinkle uh and you know actually during the pregnancy and during the birth it was like i mean it was it was very beautiful still jake but it was it was it was also like kind of m night chamelani okay chamelani like it was it was just like you you would think maybe she's watching the sixth sense in there or some sort of conjuring movie like she let it all hang out and uh i was just looking at the wall thinking about patrick ewing she left it all on the floor uh so anyway if you're wondering why we're talking about first pregnancy second pregnancy uh oh oh i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white me too midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet

because it's the Ghost Brothers Podcast. Everybody morning, we're taking ground. Ghost Brothers Podcast. Ghost Brothers Podcast. Oh, cliffhanger. Whoa. Today, pod 112. Yeah, 112hanger. Whoa. Today, pod 112. Yeah, 112, baby.

Brad, why do you bring up pregnancy to open up this podcast? I talk about pregnancy for one reason, one reason only. And I hope that you guys can absolutely see why I'm talking about this. It's because our YouTube channel is out. And we have a new video called First Pregnancy Versus Second Pregnancy. Duh. On your feet. Come on.

Oh. That's the only reason why we would bring up pregnancy. Of course. That is it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. We would never just, yeah. We would never. That's it. Okay. But that is true. I can't speak for anything else in the pregnancy world. But last week we teased that alongside Trey, Brad and I are going to have our very own

YouTube channel. Yep. And as of Monday, today, it is live. I'm not sure what time the video is going to be posted. If I had to guess, Trey's habits, you know, 9 a.m., 10 a.m. Central Time. Sure. So mid-morning. Mid-morning.

So be looking for it all day. Help us get to a thousand subscribers. Feel free to be one of the first thousand. Right. This is going to be huge someday. You guys could be on the ground floor. Try to be the first first. Honestly, yeah. You know? Go find it right now. What's it called? We found a name. Yeah. Gene

Shorts. Gene Shorts. Gene Shorts. You guys know I love jorts. Yeah. Gene Shorts. That's the name of the channel. We just wanted something short and sweet. Yep. Almost like non-sequitur that just like doesn't really mean anything kind of like the ghost runners yeah ghost runners or yeah dude perfect or yes theory these other youtube channels like it doesn't really mean anything you just brain yourself around it yeah jean shorts so yeah jean shorts going for it and jake has some connections to jean shorts you were kind of a unofficial endorser for jean shorts for a while there was a time where even before i had much of a following i was like i think i could sell jean shorts as my

own merch and lots of people would buy it yeah i had a um what would you call it just um a thing i was doing where every time i do something new for the first time in my life i would put on jean shorts you know i hiked a 14er i wakeboarded i uh bungee jumped you know i would do all these things in jorts and that part of my life is behind me. Now I'm a digital jean shorts creator. You're a digital jorter. Yeah, digital jorter. So SNL digital jorts. That's right.

So subscribe to the channel. Jean shorts. Please find us on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. Follow us everywhere. You're going to see a lot of myself and Brad and Trey over the next. Well, for sure. Like this week. And then, you know, that's us.

Yeah, we've recorded four videos so far, and I think they're solid videos. I think all of them are really fun. Two of them. I'm like really excited, like post snippets on my own Instagram. I'm like, this is great. So guess which two? We did first pregnancy or second pregnancy. We did a Facebook marketplace video, which that one's really fun.

And then we did a college freshman versus yep which that one's really fun and then we did a uh college freshman versus college senior video comparing those two yep and then oh we did uh one video just called big guy problems big guy or just big guys i think is what we're calling it something like that big boys trade i think trade gave out the tag be like he said big guys be like oh yeah yeah i always forget yeah that's like a thing cuz I think I kind of gave him a hard time like I don't know say be like like He's like I know it's kind of cheesy or whatever, but we should probably say be like you know, whatever so Should be fun. We got more coming. Yeah a lot more Oh, by the way, haven't told you this off the pod yet, but we're good on Wednesday to do everything

Like a lot of wanna oh, yeah Lake it's gonna be Liddy boat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lake. It's going to be Liddy. Boat. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like something to pull behind the boat too. Oh, maybe.

To be pulled from the boat. Sure. Starts with a W. Oh, sure. I don't know. Wiffle ball. What?

Wiffle ball. Yeah. Wiffle board. Yeah. I don't know. We're going to have fun though. It's going to be, it's going to be fun.

We're good to go. Okay. We need to take straight then. Yeah. I was wondering, we had like a little brain fun, though. It's going to be it's going to be fun. We're good to go. OK, we need to take straight then. Yeah, I was wondering. We had like a little brainstorming meeting this past week of like, all right, everyone come prepared with like some channel names. And I end up coming up with jean shorts. But it's funny.

Brad and I both had channel names that involve pizza. Yeah, it's kind of fun. Yeah. What was your pizza one? Mine was good pizza. Oh, yeah. Good. I like that.

Good pizza was pretty good. That was my second place. Yeah. Rectangle pizza was mine. Yeah. Just trying to think of anything that has any kind of nostalgic thing that's why i love ghost runners while i have jean shorts like yeah rectangle pizza you also had food court which i like that too yeah the food court it's just like good memories of a food court right right yeah

also i i literally just like thought of anything like it was like there's no wrong answers in this point in the stage so i had some really random things yeah just try to think as many two word things that sounded fun to say slingshot tank top yeah crushed ice crushed ice i like the crushed ice is fun too i found memories of that yeah still do yeah dude yeah dude i wonder if trey likes crushed ice never mind i don't get it oh i didn't well whatever uh his rider his uh do we talk about that yeah it's kind of funny yeah i think it's funny uh yeah basically when we were in spokane uh you know a few weeks ago performing every night we noticed they would bring in a like a bucket of crushed ice which they didn't bring anything else

like uh if you saw my stories like they had candy galore but we didn't ask for that that's just like the green room there already has a ton of candy and there's always just like beer or red bulls or white claws in the fridge like that's just like standard but every night our server would come in and like bring in a thing of crushed ice and then ask us we wanted to order and then we never used the crushed ice we ever touched the crushed ice it was just like this weird thing was always sitting there it's like the mallard dwight like i feel like it's listening to us like it's not just ice there's a bug in there something's going on with the crush i think the opener wants to hear us talk about it oh wait that's something i don't even know if i ever brought this up does this sound familiar the opener he told us hope he

doesn't listen to the podcast now after the very first show he was like oh yeah or maybe we talked about off the pod off the pod okay let's say it he was just like uh i think he comes off stage we're asking how'd you feel about it man he's like i mean it's a spokane crowd these crowds that come here i mean they're the type of crowd they only care about the headliner it's like oh is that like one i don't know if we can stereotype a city as being like this is how every single person in the city treats live comedy right this is how they view it yeah and two maybe just don't make excuses for yourself and just be better yeah like i mean i look i'm doing my best but this is one of those cities for you you know that's that's downtown spokane right

like yeah you can't afford a house you know that's spokane though you know that's i mean that's spokane that's how it is it's that market you know um they love the they love the zags and they love headliners if anything i would assume it's almost easier. Well, I know they obviously are there for Trey, but it's almost easier for them to really like you a, because you're only up there for 15, 10, 15 minutes. It's way easier to be more entertaining in that short amount of time. Yeah. Like you, you, you do the greatest hits. Whereas Trey, Trey's doing the deep cuts, right? Like he's got lots of stuff going for him. He's got to memorize all this stuff. You're like, let me just take, like, I have, you probably have 30 minutes worth of ideas, but you're like, I'm going to take the 10 best minutes. I don't know. I think that would kill. So don't make

excuses like that, man. Exactly. And I think people have expectations for Troy. They've been following him for years. And you know, 5% of the people in there know my name maybe, but no one else does. Right. I've always thought that too. Like when we go on the road and they'll have this opener, you know, back in the day when i used to host and i would introduce them like how do you want to be introduced like you could say that i'm yada yada as featured on comedy central laugh factory yada yada and i would always be like i don't if i was in that position i don't want to hype myself up beforehand keep the standards low yeah yeah like just say like hey he works as an insurance broker and he's doing this tonight.

Like do that. Why would you not say that? Like, why are you trying to butter your own biscuit right before you go on stage? Every comedian would do that. Yeah. Uh, I guess a few would be like, you can just say my name, man. And like, good. That makes sense to me. Why would you ever want to like hype yourself up? Yeah. Especially because most of the time I kind of, that's kind of in one ear out the other a little bit anyway. So I'm just like, I don't, I, yeah, I'd rather just, just have you come out there and do your thing. Like, I don't, I don't have much expectation for you because you're on comedy central. I feel like everyone's on comedy central. Exactly. It's like you didn't have a special on there. You were part of like a thing where

you got five minutes and it was more or less a commercial. Okay. It was a commercial. It was, I was on a JC Penny's ad last Christmas. I was an extra for a medicine ad in the background playing kickball. I was the old man sitting in the pool during the Cialis commercial. I didn't have any speaking parts, but I was in it. Yeah, I was the doctor for that Cheez-Its commercial where like, can we put more cheese in the Cheez-It? That was me. That was fun.

But it was on Comedy Central, you know, as seen on Comedy Central, Fox News, ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN3, ABC, all of them. Anyway, Crushed Ice. It was, finally, we get to the end of the weekend, and we're just like, we just gotta ask. We ask our server, hey, just out of curiosity, like, what is with the Crushed Ice you bring in every time? She goes, oh, I mean,

you asked for it, right? It was on your rider. But you guys don't know a rider's a thing like an artist or performer asked for, like, to be in the green room. Like, I don't know what green M&M's at a Diet Mr. Pibb. And I guess the only thing on Trey's rider says clean Crushed were like to be in the green room like i don't know what green m&ms and a diet mr pibb and i guess the only thing on trey's rider says clean crushed ice which is just such a pretentious ask and trey's like i swear i have never asked for crushed ice i've never used the phrase clean crushed ice before like this is embarrassing yeah just from his agent right he thinks like

that's probably jack i don't know i wonder if his agent feels like kind of like the comedy central thing like i gotta put something on there to show credibility here. Like I can't leave it blank. I can't let this guy be too like easygoing, you know, put some ice on there. I don't know. Four paydays.

No, no, no. Something that's like slightly annoying to find. That'd be interesting. Like what's, what's like the most easy ask, like one bottle of water.

Yeah. What, but it'd be like in parentheses, but only one, like do not do not let me catch a second bottle of water. Right. It's like, man, what is this guy's deal? What is this? Yeah. You were saying you used to deal with that at K state, right? Yeah. So when I was at K state, I helped like with the music acts and stuff come in and we had Jason Derulo. We had, we had a few different pretty big names, but he was probably the biggest one. And I remember specifically he wanted six or five, uh, Hanes, like plain white V-neck t-shirts like brand new, but they only came in packs of three.

And so we had to like take, you know, two packs of three and like take out five and like put them there. And I think he had some other stuff too, but that was like the most like vivid one that I remember him being like, I need five T and he didn't touch the things that's the thing like with those writers they never even use them I've seen his tiktoks he does not wear shirts often so it surprised me he would ask for five of them for five of them what's he need five for I think he planned on having five t-shirts to last him the entire year he's like this is good for me this is all I wear that's a year's subscription of shirts right there baby that was before he was dancing with teenagers though so maybe things are different perfect uh we played a basketball game this week yeah we were in last

session we played in the recreational league which is as low as it gets we spat on those guys we spat and spanked him kidding yeah and um and then we moved up to intermediate uh thinking that we were gonna have jordan on our team which jordan hurts his knee. Jordan is like Michael Jordan. He is. Yeah. Same name, same skill. Uh, but we pick up cool guy, Sammy. Yeah. Which is exact same skill level. Sammy, you know, you are. And, uh, we pick up Luke Hoagland.com. Right. Huge pickup, huge pickup, huge pickup, basketball IQ, rebounding everything. Have I ever told the story about huge for the program? That that's that inside joke. Have you heard that? No. I just, one of my friends at Kanakuk, he was a D one soccer player for Furman university. Oh, Greenville, South Carolina. I was going to say, I was going out to dinner with

Catherine Jones. She's with a Furman, Catherine Jones, D one school. Uh, but no one thinks about Furman, like a powerhouse, anything, uh, especially the soccer program. But I think like it's a pretty good soccer program. But anyway, uh, you know hear like whenever texas a&m gets a really big recruit to sign they're like whoa that's huge for the program it's huge for the program so it was like an inside joke between the the team like hey man you forgot your cleats back at the field like the practice field i went ahead and picked them up for you'd be like oh dude that's huge for the program yeah that's huge for so anyway i love saying that for like we we picked up luke hoagland that was huge for the program yeah yeah i got it from i think matt kelly or someone yeah yeah you say for any like team aspect there is for anything right you act like it is

huge for the program as a blue chipper that's huge that's huge anyway so we got luke hoagland huge for the program sammy huge for the program too don't don't feel left out so uh but yeah intermediate league a little nervous especially when you roll up and see who we're going to play with. Visually. Yeah, we were the underdogs. Yeah, visually we were Aerosmith. They were the roots. Sure.

What were you going to say? I was going to say run DMC, but yeah. Oh, that's good, too. That's good, too. That makes more sense. We both walked in the same way. We both walk this way, but there it is. They added a little more flair to their walk and they were kind of flopping at times i was like hey quit

file quit dang it why did i say it like quit fouling quit fouling over there we go i didn't even know what you were going for a jimmy fallon poem with the roots dang it oh i love it quit foul why did i do that okay anyway uh puns aside they were uh pretty intimidating looking they looked like they'd be very good at basketball huge like looked either like they played linebacker or running back in college like a lot of them yeah and uh one guy was six five six six easy oh he was taller than that. Really? Yeah, I think so. But anyway, we won. Yeah. Won somewhat easily.

Yeah, they were pretty soft. They weren't they weren't very physical. So that helped because we're not very tall. It was fun. Isaac and I in the whole like drive home kind of just kept normally like I think the last couple of sessions basketball has been like a fun opportunity to see my friends. And it's like good cardio. Yeah. But we were kind of just like it's just so much better than everyone that it wasn't as much fun or i don't know it's like at

any time i feel like we can just kind of do whatever we want in this game but this i don't know it was refreshing it was like wow like we all like played up to their level and like we played really well and it was just fun yeah i already can't wait for next week i'm excited too which was not how it's been in the past but uh one quick story from the game let's just say so yeah imagine this team the roots but one of these things is not like the other. There's a certain guy on the team doesn't look the same. He was a good three point shooter. We'll say that.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. Well, it's getting into the ball much. This was like the whatever. Doesn't matter. I'm not going to describe him. I was just saying, stereotypically, he would be a good three point shooter.

You wouldn't give him an alley-oop. Is that fair? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. OK. You'd probably see more in like martial arts type. Sure. But. Oh, gosh. would be a good three-point shooter you wouldn't give him an alley-oop is that fair sure yeah yeah okay you would probably see him more in like martial arts type sure but oh gosh that guy that guy oh yeah he there there was in rush hour there's there's chris tucker and there's jackie chan right is that what you're saying yeah yeah okay okay yeah so this guy is uh he was bad

he was real bad guarding me very briefly. And they were very fun times. So whenever he was guarding, it was a, it was a good time, but there was one time in the second half where I just gave him like a little pump fake and he kind of like, uh, I don't know exactly how it happened, but he falls over on the ground and he kind of injures himself. And so I'm like helping him up. He's like, oh man, that's dang.

I stepped on your foot. I'm like, did you, did you step on that's dang I stepped on your foot I'm like did you did you step on my foot I think I would have felt that yeah so anyway I don't think much of it then after the game and then Scott Peck heard it too because he asked me afterwards he's like dude what was with that guy saying that over and over again yeah afterwards you know we're all shaking hands hey good game good game he comes to me dude once again I just want to say sorry for stepping on your foot like that was such a bummer that like i stepped on your foot i was like all right dude i got it like you really want to emphasize like more than anything my pride is still intact i just stepped on your foot look hey i you know

i'm a sure-footed guy i stepped on your foot i don't fall over just on my own nothing you did made me fall i stepped on your foot and and i cannot emphasize enough how bad i feel right i feel bad how's how's toe? How are you? I'm sorry. I stepped on your foot. Metatarsal's okay. Like, yeah, what's going on? Do you remember?

You know what I'm talking about? It's the time when I fell over. Yeah. That was the time when I stepped on your foot. The time where I fell over and I cried a little bit at the end of it. Like, do you remember that? It was because of the foot. It was because my feet were on your feet.

And then I fell. It made me off balance. It's to the point where I'm fully expecting next game. Like, we're not going to play each other. He's going to stick around. I'm like, hey, hope you have a good game, man. And once again, sorry for last last week i stepped on your foot hey how's your foot dude you all right you're all right you recovered you recovered from that okay

because i feel like i stepped on pretty hard i i mean yeah like i have pretty big feet and i stepped on yours you know so like do you get any scuffs you need some you guys got like a scuff remover for if anyone else steps on your feet like last time when i did it it was awesome it's just the cadence and the way he approached me scott was even just like what was that you got some shoe cleaner from a finish line so if you need some holler at me uh got an uncle worked a footlocker he could probably work his way right get the graces out yep because of when i step here foot yep but uh hey basketball come watch us you know where to find us yeah we had some people for the game after us watching us

that were pretty entertained oh that was fun you know oh wait i call them the tiktokers because they looked like they were 18 they looked like they followed they looked like they were tiktokers for sure yeah they uh like the crop top shirts and all that yeah girls and guys no i'm just kidding yeah kind of like an odell beckham jr it's kind of a juju smith schuster type guy there yeah yeah and uh anyway yeah oh he loved so i'll brag on jake real quick that fast break uh it was like a two-on-one fast break maybe it was one-on-one fast break oh yeah i think i stole it and then you just pulled up for three and it wasn't even like a like it was kind of an off balance like fade away through i made it sexy it was awesome it was it was like

and i will i will be fair here there was another time where you pulled up for three and missed it pretty handily. I thought it was, I thought it was, I was backpedaling. That was, that was a little long. It was a little long. Let's just say you were too strong. Too much weight room probably for you. Too much. Uh, what's this called?

The, uh, the, the juice, the juice factory. Just, uh, what is it called? The sweat lot. Sweat. The iron Dutch oven. The something easy to make oven. The sweat factory. What is it called the sweat lot sweat the iron dutch oven the something easy make oven the sweat factory what is it um sweat press juice oh everyone knows everyone out there knows what do we call what do you air fryer no it's close to that the pressure cook no the other pressure cooker the um oh it's it's like though. Yeah, it's like air fryer.

Dang it, dude. Juice box? No, it's not close to air fryer. What do we call the pressure? You get hot for 45 minutes. You come up. Dang it. What's that thing called?

The thing that makes the air fryer. Not air fryer, though. It's the... Harrison! Isaac! They'll know. We'll figure it out okay anyway you've been you've been too strong so you missed one but the second one you just drained it i jaded and they even they did the classic like call the time out afterwards they were dj yeah that felt good and the guy in the stands behind us was all about it like that was awesome dude it's like, if you shoot like that, you better be shooting more often.

Right. I was like, well, you know, I'm a pretty good shooter. No one's on me. That's kind of my thing. So anyway, and cool guy Sammy on our team might be more emphatic than Scott. Pressure cooker. Is that what it is? No, Isaac.

What's what did we call when we were working out all the time? What do we call this? Because you come down, you get hot for 45 minutes and you come up looking better than you were. Remember we had a name. Harrison came up with it for the name, for the basement, like a workout room. What do we call it?

Instant pot. Yes. Of course. Of course. Thank you, Isaac. He can fix the light bulb and remember things. That's right.

Um, we're bigger and brighter this week. Did you guys notice? I've been trying to slip down, actually. So no. Yeah, it was fun. Anyway, ask me about my week because I have something to say

for every single day. Instant. And I wrote it down. OK, Brad, how was your week? It was a great week. On Sunday, I had Father's Day. On Monday, I played basketball. On Tuesday, I went to soccer with Hattie.

On Wednesday, I went to the sporting game. On Thursday, I went to Chuck E. Cheese. on Friday. I'm recording a podcast with you. Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah. So how's the rat doing? Yeah. Yeah. So everyone grew up going Chuck E. Cheese and I'm sure not very many people have been back in a while. So I'm just going to let you know how it's going. Chuck E. Cheese. It was, it was completely different than the Chuck E. Cheese I grew up with. This is not even Chuck E. Cheese. It's like Charles cheese. Yeah.

It's like, yeah, it's like, it's like nicer. It's like, it was like a, it was weird. I'd like to compare like my true experience at Chuck E. Cheese as a kid to this, because it felt like this Chuck E. Cheese had five things in it. Like it feels so small. And so like, like a small area, not very many games, but maybe as a kid, you're just a littler person. And so you look around and you feel like everything's bigger. Yeah. But once you've

been to like a Dave and Buster's like a main event. Yeah. March madness. I just, I truly think like this. Yeah. I think. Oh, okay. I'm going to gloss over march madness but you guys would love that story someday that is a if we ever have a top tier patreon a subscription of like 45 that's a 45 story i gotta find the right time to tell that story um it's amazing though just comment march madness enough and maybe jake will uh say something about it but um anyway chucky it's just, it just feels like there's not as much going for it. And this was a newer location. This wasn't the one I grew up going to.

So it wasn't completely comparable, but it was like too bright. Like when I envisioned Chuck E. Cheese, don't you envision it kind of dark? It's dark and then bright lights, right? Like kind of like Dave and Buster's. I envisioned it kind of dark. Oh, really? Yeah. I have a Chuck E. Cheese in mind that's well lit.

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. This one was also well lit. So maybe Yeah. I have a Chuck E. Cheese in mind. That's well lit. Oh really? Yeah. Okay. This one was also well lit. So maybe it's just, you're kind of, but it was like very well kept. Um, and it was all, they almost fooled me to think like, this is a nice establishment, but then the workers, they're not so, not so well kept. I mean, I mean, just like the classic, like everyone knows the guy who works at Chuck E.

Cheese when he's probably 19, 20 old he has a ponytail has he had a mullet and a peach fuzz like a nice okay like like to the point where i'm like do you know you have the peach fuzz though you know what i mean like like it's like a full-on caterpillar of a mustache up there but he it's like adam morrison like it's like what's going on up there you should figure someone in your life should tell you that that's there someone needs to tell you but um the they don't know they don't longer give you like physical tickets which is kind of sad to me um you don't have to have like tokens to play you get a wristband that's like a like a qr code or something like their own like rfid or something like that or like their own crypto chucky coin oh yeah chuck coin yeah but you just and so like it's kind of

cool because it was like an hour of of playing so you could play anything you want for an hour unlimited that's hot which is sweet because that was not how it was in our day uh but how do you like literally just like takes her like watch basically look what does it look like and like this band like puts it up there and then the game starts you know it's like the weirdest thing but and then it's kind of like dave and buster's where you don't get tickets you just get it like on your yeah check later yeah at the end you check so um that was fine uh dude that's too bad kids are never gonna know what it's like to hit a jackpot and then tickets are just exactly now like you don't know like i have no idea why it isn't stopping like i don't know what i did and then other people are looking over

like dude what'd you do and you're like yeah i got the jackpot i think and that's how you know like uh like like some of those smoking token you remember that game smoking token was like this game where you drop the token in and it was like this revolving wheel and like depending on what slot you made it into that's how many tickets you got and smoking token on the outside looking in looks like the crappiest game ever but when you see some kid you smoke 350 tickets coming out of there it's like how do i get on smoking token like you know get in line over here no one's playing skeeball anymore whereas now you don't even like how do you even recognize that she was getting you don't even know like we go get up to there

and she got like 150 tickets she was like you know nothing compared to some of those kids but can i ask you about a game yeah okay i don't know what to call it. I'm just going to describe it. It's those games where you put a quarter in one of the slots or a corn, coin. Corn, maze, Milo, whatever you want. Maze. And then it'll like, this thing is like, this almost like sliding thing is going backwards and forwards and it pushes quarters up. I love that one. And then it pushes quarters up.

And I was a sucker for that game. Oh yeah, because like. You're like, it's so close. Yeah. And the more you put it in there, the more likely it is to overflow. Yeah. that. Oh yeah. Because like, it's so close. Yeah. And the more you put it in there, the more like likely it is to overflow. Yeah, absolutely. Oh yeah. Those once it paid off for me once in my life. And I think there was a small earthquake is the only reason why like it worked out for me. Yeah. You see like the kids like shaking it or something. No, I was really into the one that was like the light up one that went around and around and you tried

to like stop it on the right one. You know what I talking about yes oh i played that over and over and over again there was one time josh and i were making a video one of our first videos that went viral was just like a arcade trick shots video or whatever so like okay let's do a part two of this and i'll never forget it we weren't recording i was just being an idiot and i was like it was that game and i was like no no i'll show you how to do i'll show you do it and i got down real low like i was about to smack it and then i moved my hand and just smacked my forehead on it and i got the bullseye or like i got it like i nailed it i was never able to do it with my hand but just being dumb smack with my forehead and got it and i was like no way he's like oh i wasn't recording dang dang dude you

gotta always record right always record no matter what um Um, that's funny. So anyway, so Chuck E. Cheese, it was great. It was fun. Uh, you know, they used to have like the robotic, uh, band come out and play creepy mouse. Yeah. The Hannah Hinn or whatever the girl's name is. Um, wait, you know, their names. Yeah. They had them on there last night. So it was like Henny Hannah or something like Hannah, the Henny William Hannah. Yeah. Old wild bill. Shout out to him. Um, anyway, they don't do that anymore. And my, my niece who's eight last night was like, explain it. She's like, yeah, it's all virtual now. And I was like, I hate that you're you as an eight year old knows the word virtual and can explain it to me that way. Like it's all virtual on the screen. So like Chucky comes out on the screen and like plays them a song, not the same.

So yeah, it's, it's kind of sad i i miss the robotic things but uh overall pizza we'll call it a four and a half out of ten you know edible pizza is usually pretty good piece is good about being edible yeah uh but not great and cotton candy machine good as ever uh i haven't had cotton candy in a minute is it still doing all right it's great yeah it still melts in your mouth it's wonderful uh yeah so anyway it was a fun time. So fun time. Uh, yeah. Also I'll just gloss real quick. Father's day was great. Uh, basically all day, like Catherine asked me what I want to do. And I was like, I just want to nap in the afternoon by myself. And then I want to go to Chewy's at night. And so the majority of my father's day was actually spent like celebrating

that I'm a father by not spending time with my kids. Like I just had a nice nap and like Catherine, like set it up for me, like turn on the sound machine. So I couldn't hear the kids. Like it was great. Uh, nap too long though. I don't like napping more than an hour and a half. Okay. And I probably not for a solid four. Yeah. I'll set you back. Really needed it. Yeah. That was, I think that was the day after. Yeah. We had recorded at Saturday night. Yeah. And I had like gotten up really early that Saturday morning and then recorded till one 30 or whatever.

So I was, I was a little deprived, but, um, father's day was great. Uh, Tuesday was last soccer practice game, whatever for Hattie. And so she got a trophy participation trophy kind of thing. Come on coach. And I'm here to say, maybe i'm okay with participation trophies i know it sounds kind of crazy they're really young age yeah because it like made her want to do it again i think yeah which i know sounds if you're four i think that's fine yeah but she only participated like genuinely 70 of the time so it's like you'll shave off some of the trophy then that's not a bad

idea like just a visual representation yeah i should do that get like a you got some max grit sandpaper in there somewhere she walks in the next morning like where's where's part of the soccer ball well you don't deserve it all yeah um so that was fun went to andy's afterwards with her kind of celebrated that uh wednesday went to the sporting game cool guy sammy hooked us up with the tickets my friend was in town and we were sitting there all of a sudden, guess who rolls up two rows in front of us, Jonah and his wife, Hope, Jonah Hope. Oh, okay. And all, but like 10 other people that I knew, it was Greg Chalice's birthday, old roommate, Greg. They were all two rows in front of you. They were literally like, yeah, Greg was right in front of us. And then Jonah, like they had like two, like a section. That's awesome. There's all of a sudden there's like 10 people that I know,

like right there. That's a fun time. It's fun to like go to a big event like that. And's all of a sudden there's like 10 people that i know like right there that's a fun time it's fun to like go to a big event like that and then all of a sudden you see all these people right there kansas city's best it is the best so uh soccer games are fun good times and then yeah thursday was turkey cheese friday is now so that's what i did that's what i did i know everything i did this week guys you did so good ah thank you you did so good thank you i had something every night this week which is a lot for me busy brad busy brad i'm feeling uh i feel good today uh played around golf this morning still my golf clothes yeah my golf hat my golf polo i like it uh it was fun played with isaac and lukeogland.com uh however slept two and a half hours last night shouldn't have done that probably oh that's why you took a nap yeah i needed that nap why you did what i just i get so behind on editing videos and this one i'm still editing that freaking uh

whatever video the one we're doing like we did like logic and now we're doing like a remake of it because what happens one it takes forever to edit anyway there's all this green screen stuff what happens is in one hour i'm doing anywhere between 30 to 40 google searches for like the item i need but one and every one of those 30 just leads me astray oh really you know like i'll google something rabbit trail yes that's actually pretty good yes i can't help it like we were doing uh we were doing some jokes about like celebrity pastors and kind of like okay you know you drip drip while you worship but then also like it's interesting well whatever i don't need to get into the video but so i'm googling like celebrity pastors so the next thing you know i'm like well who is

steven furtick really yeah what is his deal and they're like whoo it's been 25 minutes let's get back to the video and then 30 minutes later you know i'm searching up something else and like oh right that's what ellen did before comedy okay oh cool yeah uh so it just takes forever and i really wanted to finish it last night. So I'm like, I'm gonna stay up as late as I need to. Yeah. Didn't finish it. So I just went to bed.

How close are you? What do you think percentage wise? I am an hour and a half away. Oh, okay. That's a good percentage. Yeah. That's good. So yeah, whenever I did like, like work so hard on my website for probably two weeks,

like on my computer, it was so easy to stay up at night on my computer for probably two weeks, like on my computer. It was so easy to stay up at night on my computer for some reason. I don't know if it's like, obviously it's different working in the shop versus working on a computer, but like maybe it's your eyes. I get used to the light on the computer. I don't know. Like, like I did not mind at all. Like I would stay up till three or four sometimes and not feel that tired.

And I don't know. I don't know if you experienced that. Like, are you not tired? Like when you're working? No, I don't feel tired. And then eventually you're like okay but look at the clock i should probably go to bed now it's one of those things yeah if they didn't have a clock i would probably kept working because i didn't feel yeah uh i will say i went to bed at 4 45 and the sun was starting to come up so i'm like oh it's time it's time that's when you know starting to

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Certain conditions apply. Details at fizz.ca. But I wanted to give a follow-up on last week. Two things. I said I was trying to buy golf clubs. I got ghosted by a Facebook marketplace guy. He was trying to scam me, but he was bad at it. He sent me a message today. He found on facebook okay so he like bypassed the marketplace

messaging just messaged me personally messenger let's let's uh get into this we got a name for first name let's call him landon okay that's his name okay he says hey period comma okay sorry but my phone broke and i just got my replacement phone a couple days ago kind of guy you want to get golf clubs from i don't have a laptop or computer so i couldn't contact your regarding the golf clubs your they are still for sale if interested i'll knock off dollar sign dollar sign off if you still want them don't want you to think i ignored you or blew you off that's crap he he his phone broke but he took off the listing i right i don't buy that for one millisecond landon doesn't have a laptop or computer willing to knock dollar sign

dollar sign off though doesn't want to make me think he blew me off what if he's a nice guy so what'd you do i have not messaged back i've been waiting uh for us to respond did we you think he's he's full of it you think he did not break his phone i don't buy that like just like yeah just just an overarching like feeling of things like sometimes i mess up sometimes i like don't respond to people for my business, but I never make up a phony excuse. I just say, I'm sorry that I haven't responded to you. Like, like Paige Cuco, she's, she's ordering a table from me and like, she emailed me and I didn't email her back for like two days, which is a long time in my opinion for me, for my standard. And I just said, I'm really sorry for the late reply. Like, I didn't say like, sorry, he was throwing up last night. Got my COVID shot again. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah,

exactly. Like got my third shot. And it's like, no, like, yes, no, I don't think, I don't think his phone broke. And he also simultaneously was able to like make it so that you couldn't message him. Yeah. I actually didn't put those together, but why would that make sense? It doesn't make sense at all. Especially if he's like what you're like, okay, maybe his phone broke. So he like got on his laptop and took it off. He took it out of the way. He took that excuse away. There's no way I don't buy that. It is. I think this goes back to the theory that he is trying to scam me, but it's his first time and he's not very good at it. Or, or maybe like, let's say, I don't know, it was like $450 or something like that for these

clubs. Yes. Let's say somebody else said, Hey, those are really nice clubs. Will you do five 50? And then he was like, yeah, I'm going to take off this listing and do it with this other guy for five 50. Tell you that. And then the other guy like ended up being like, actually I looked at the clubs. They're not worth five. Use it as a bargaining chip. Yeah. Like don't tell me your phone broke. Yes. Just be honest. Yeah. That's just's just that's just that's how i feel about those things so that was that was a good uh analysis and maybe he was being honest maybe he broke his phone but how often do people break their phones like to break your phone beyond usage i don't know if i've ever like seen that necessarily like anyone in like my my circle

of close friends like oh i'm sure it happens but yeah not not it's not a like a normal relatable thing crack screens all the time but can still type but you can always like figure out like you can like look at the bottom of the screen and like try to figure it out and stuff like that landon we don't buy it we don't buy you uh and to top it off i already bought new clubs anyway i already moved on from him let's still have some fun with it though uh we should still message him back oh yeah yeah yeah yeah um be like uh actually i want to take off dollar sign dollar sign dollar sign you know what i hear your two dollar signs i'd like to raise you another dollar sign what do you think about that yeah or just like let's let's get some more photos from him because if he doesn't have the clubs uh you know i would i would like to reverse image search tyne him yeah and you know figure out that way like really call him out on his bluff

i think yeah i'd like to ask for a couple more pictures of the clubs and a couple more pictures of him yeah i'd like to see him i'd like him to look me in the eyes over the phone have we looked at his profile at all not a lot going on okay profile pictures from 2016 well at least it's it's a like a a longstanding account. It's a normal Facebook account. Yeah. I think he has like less than 300 friends total. I don't, I don't care about that too much.

I mean, it would be nice if he had more, like it would help his credibility, but I don't think 300 friends is that big of a deal. How old is he? Uh, you want me to ask? I can bring that up. No, no, no. Just estimate. Hold up a picture of your birth certificate.

Let me see me. Um, does he look like a golfer? I'm actually, I don't have it pulled up right now, but when I had it pulled up and you couldn't get like a good look at him, like it was like a picture of like his dog and his arm. Okay. And that's one of the things we do this in one of our upcoming videos on jean shorts. Um, but it's amazing to me when people have blurry pictures on the internet. So like like where are you getting the blurry picture filter like it's like how do you take a blurry picture take one my dad acts like his phone is an atomic bomb and he's trying to dismantle it when he takes a picture and he he like moves up and down to like click the button and he can still take a perfectly fine picture like i don't understand how people are struggling this bad. Sorry, now I'm looking at.

Okay, now we have a picture. He looks in 2016. He looks like he was maybe fresh out of college. Okay, which does he look like a golfer? Hard to tell. What does a golfer look like to you? White. He's white.

Sure. Clean cut. Clean cut. Okay. His second most recent profile picture is of a goat just straight up like a stock image of a goat not like his goat but it's like a funny picture of a goat on the internet oh well oh that that's not my stereotype of a golfer but each his own i don't know um all right i'll ask him for some yeah i was asked for some extra

pictures and ask how much he's talking maybe maybe you can turn a profit on this guy maybe just yeah buy them and sell them buy them and sell them that's called flipping oh yeah you flip them around and then take another picture with the head take a different picture of the club so yeah uh i end up buying some golf clubs though off of a uh facebook ad which uh apparently is not what you're supposed to do according to all my golf friends golf friends. Target ads. I'm getting targeted ads for golf. Are you getting like, are they just up the wazoo for you? All I can see now. Instagram, Facebook.

Like there's so much about golf that I didn't know they sold. Yeah. Range finders and all this other stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah. I know. I know about the range. It's in yards now, not meters.

But, uh, the, I got a, uh, a voicemail. I didn't even see that. I had a missed call. It took me a couple of days to see. I was like, Oh, who's this voicemail from this number? And it was from the CEO of the company saying, Hey, just, Hey, this is Sully. Just want to say, thanks for your purchase, Jake. Like we really appreciate it. You know, um, should have your clubs out to you here in a couple of days and I hope you enjoy them. Give me a call back if you need anything, which is a nice touch. Sure. A little too small of a company for, for me.

No, it's custom dude i think i think small companies that make custom products are like actually like the backbone of this economy and so i would check out those locally or they could ship them to you probably sounds like but maybe too small for a golf yeah it's like if you're there's manufacturing involved but you're still like the ceo is calling me and then the clubs didn't get sent off and what he said over the voicemail. So I sent him an email. I was like, Hey, I just want to check in.

Like how long does it take for an order to get processed? Emailed back at three minutes. Hey Jake, thank you so much for your email. I was like, Whoa, this is, it's impressive. And I do appreciate it. Right. But I feel like this might be a guy in his garage and he's done. Anybody knows his way around some Facebook ads.

Maybe. Yeah. So, so what sold you on the ad? 50% off on father's day. That's pretty good, right? it dude that's the worst answer you could have said look everyone else has already said anything you're gonna say all right all my golf friends are like what's the company called bomb tech yeah i got bomb tech clubs bomb tech uh using the titles or Callaway? Neither. Bomb tech.

Yeah. And I didn't love how much the website was like bomb themed. It was like, place your order today. Pull the pin. I was like, I don't think Callaway is doing this. Yeah. They have like a driver. It's like, this is the grenade.

Yeah, absolutely. I'm like, can we just buy some clubs i don't need it to be themed okay it's a kid's birthday party right we call this one hiroshima because it'll it'll get you anywhere on the course it's got a huge radius yeah right oh my gosh no dude that's amazing i love 50 off those things don't ever, I don't ever play into those. Don't if you're out there, don't buy any of those. Cause I guarantee you people just hike up the prices. Like, yeah, no, this is what it used to be. We'll give you 30% off with code ghost runners. It's like, no, you won't. Everyone gets 30% off or else you're a sucker. Sucker, sucker. Um,

my clubs are also, it's the only color they come in. in uh they got a little lime green on them yeah yeah that's awesome dude you gotta sell out for lime green now get lime green shoes lime green brimmed hat what do you have like it's funny you say that they have bomb bumps like bomb uh themed shoes just everything is bomb thing that's like the bomb and mario kart it's all like you can decorate your golf cart to be a bomb your shoes bomb no when i bought uh golf shoes probably two weeks ago i was between two of them and one of them was like nike air maxes they look pretty nice they look like real shoes they look awesome and they had some like lime green accents to them they look for the most part pretty cool shoes yeah but i was like you know what isaac already has the same

exact nike air max like golf shoes or he had a different color. I was like, you know, we were already doing a lot of the same stuff. We got the same pickleball paddle. I can get some different shoes. And so I didn't go with the lime green ones, which now like, thank goodness. Like I show up to the course, like lime green is my favorite guys.

Yeah, you're that guy. We playing the ladies tees today. It's like this 14 year old is out on the course. We should listen to Sandstorm on the way to the tee box. Lime green is just the color of inferior brands, in my opinion. Like name a good company that box lime green is just the the color of inferior brands in my opinion like name a name a good company that's lime green seattle seahawks that's a good answer those those jerseys are sweet that's the only one i can think of lime green accent that's

not like well they do have a lime green jersey but the lime green jersey is not that cool yeah i would rather have the dark that was a good quick answer though i was impressed by that no i just think most of the time like ryobi is like a big tool brand that's right and it's like it's fine but they're like the cheapest ones that home depot has to offer you know and i'm sure there's psychology to prove people don't trust lime green as much i think so or maybe they think oh that looks more affordable so i should get that if i'm a beginner and trying to get a little more serious something if it has to be father's day and you text your girlfriends, but it's late at night and all of them are asleep. So like,

well, it's 50% off now. I guess I'll just pull the pin and get these now. Yeah. Especially if it's explosive, you know, centered, like themed,

like that's what I want. Uh, that's too good, dude. I love the 50% text dude. Like I have to get him today. There's no way I get this deal any other day because father's day is the best day for deals,

dude. They got me. Everyone knows that for deals dude they got me everyone knows that okay they got me good okay well that's okay so you want to follow up on in you were following up on the clubs do you have anything else you want to follow up on uh it's not a follow up but just kind of a fun thing that happened this week uh isaac and i were hanging out with some friends oh we went to andy's this week too yeah andy's a couple times this week and we went uh i don't know what we were doing before and we were getting sporty i forgot what we'd done but well you don't remember everything about your week we do this is our 112th podcast jake it's not the same i know i'm gonna bring it up like five

more yeah yeah it's cool it's cool it's cool every time you don't remember like a small detail like dude dude you don't remember everything come on check your diary you don't remember anything but you don't remember everything yeah uh we go to andy's it's isaac and i uh our friend brie and our friend rachel okay rachel is a teacher at shawnee mission east okay um a little younger than me but obviously you know a little older than isaac isaac's young isaac is you know almost constantly hanging out and keeping up just fine with a much older friend group. You know, we're 29 and 30. All of his friends are in their upper 20s for the most part. So you don't think much of it until you get in this situation where we go to Andy's and Isaac's former classmates and some current students at Shawnee Mission East

who are then putting together, oh, Isaac, good to see you, man. Wait, what are you doing? That's Kirby. Wait, what are you guys? And they kind of like walk in together. Oh, this is good. Right. I mean, they just get out of the way. I just dart just to like, let's just see what happens. Let's just let it simmer. Yeah. So that's good. I think I don't know what kind of, you know, maybe things are being said about Isaac now in group text behind closed doors. Isaac Paul, paul's dude he got miss kirby talk about special education special treatment if you know what i mean yeah that's awesome yeah um anyway i'm against relationships with your teachers even after high school nope okay after high school i'm for Okay. After high school, I'm for it. You're okay. Dating teachers. Just not. Oh yeah. Like if you're a teacher, I would be into dating you.

Okay. Hypothetically. But if I, Jimmy Fallon. Okay. I have something to follow up with from last week. Okay. So we talked about what women want and on the, uh, you know, ghosties came through as always.

Uh, you know, somebody, I forget your name. I'm sorry. Susan, I think is your name. Actually. Uh, Susan messaged me and said, Hey, I'm actually, uh, just starting. And on episode 44, Jake talks about what women want. And, uh, so we found that clip and yeah, I, I believe I said last week that it was like six or seven episodes ago. So people like, like to point out that that was, but I think it was kind of a double-edged sword of like, I was wrong about the small thing. I was right about the big thing, but I remembered things about a long time ago on the podcast. You have said that you're bad with dates. You do it pretty consistently. I don't even call you out for it really. But you're like, yeah, a couple months ago we were doing this. I'm like, Brad, I think it was

two or three years ago. No, no. We were at church probably like two months ago now, but it feels like it was like last week we were at church a few months months ago and somebody was like, have you guys been here long? We're like, I was like, Oh, maybe a few months. And Catherine's like, we've been going here since October. And it was like, it was like at least, yeah, whatever. That was February. Yeah. Um, and, uh, what was another thing I was going to say?

Dang it. You're as bad with time with dates. Yeah. Oh, Oh, I, I went to, I went to the sporting game with my friend Logan. Who's on sabbatical right now he's on sabbatical for 12 weeks so he said he was halfway through i i went to manhattan like to see him like uh you know that right before he started his sabbatical and i thought that was two weeks ago like i felt like i was just in manhattan he's like an entire month i was like yeah you

what are you like three weeks in now he's like no like six i was like oh my gosh like time oh my gosh. Like time just flies for me, dude. It's crazy. Like it's almost the end of June and it feels like the beginning of summer to me. Hey, you're consistent. You're consistently a little off with your time. So anyway, so I wanted to play a game with you. Um, it's called trivia of things you've said about stories in your life from a long time ago in the podcast. That's what it's called. So this is fun. I have five questions. Play along at home if you want to. In the episodes range from episode 39 up to episode 66. So I wanted to make sure we get at least half whatever episode we're on now.

Now that was just a coincidence. So does it matter which order I go in? Well, no, that's those. Those are the answers. So don't play those yet. Oh, that's the audio of the answer. So I'm going to ask you the question. I'm probably, I didn't write down the question exactly.

So I'm probably going to botch some of these wordings. But in episode 39, Jake, here's the first question. Episode 39, you mentioned that you are not usually a bad person, but that you enjoyed being kind of a bad person in this instance. You were at, well, I don't know how specific i want the answer to be oh yeah sure you were at uh oil change and this guy had a hard time saying something do you remember what he had a hard time saying oh i just let him go you like you're like i'm okay just let this guy talk yeah i'm just gonna let him just remember how to say a word, basically. Dang, that's good. I do not remember at all.

Okay, play along at home if you remember. Answer out loud now. Okay, here's the answer. It was episode 39? 39, yeah. I got to really zoom in here. These thumbnails. Okay.

This was, you know, I'm rolling my window down. They're doing some checks. Like, all right, turn on your... Okay. This was, you know, I'm rolling my window down. They're doing some checks. Like, all right, start the car for us. Turn on the headlights. Okay, now you're bright. Okay, now go you know, I'm sorry window down. I'm sorry checks like screenshot turn on your start the car for us Turn on the headlights. Okay. Now you're bright. Okay now, um, go ahead and

You remember this now? Click click down make the light go Put put down on your driver's side. I mean seriously like struggling this back and he's like, uh, you're uh, turn on your blinker I'm, like oh, okay That was it the whole time struggled for like maybe nine seconds long enough to ride a bull. There you go. That's a good line. That's a good line. There was a point in there, like for like a half second, we were like, like it sounded like you were like trying to do some trap music or something, or it sounds like the beginning of that. Yeah. Yeah. Coming in. Okay. So you're over one right

now. That was good. I, Brad, I'm honored. This is a little love language language here you took the time to make a quiz about myself it took longer than i expected honestly i just kept pressing the 15 seconds forward and backwards like trying to find something like hear me tell a story because a lot of times we're just rambling about stuff that's not like factual you know so i wanted to get some factual things okay so this one's going to be from episode 38 we'll just go in chronological order here so find that one got it um so uh you told a story about uh yourself going to a you you participated in an indoor soccer game oh okay okay there were you mentioned four different people uh at the indoor soccer game oh uh i want you to name three of the people that were there okay at least can i can i throw some out that maybe weren't there

some options okay garrett gibson was there correct shyla beef is what you called him shyla beef garrett gibson was there johnny lambert was there cup to cup yeah cup to cup was uh underhanded scoop carson there underhanded scoop carson was not mentioned no dang it okay he may not have been there we'll give you three strikes okay i think davis finley's brother timothy finley was there that mentioned him it was not mentioned dang he was there though timmy you know you're there all right who was nolan there nolan okay let's listen to the clip let's listen to the clip okay i saw nolan at pickleball last week uh a guy named nolan oh wait sorry i i tried to edit these uh you play it i i went back i like screen recorded these so wait what just play it just play it okay podcast shy of the beef

yeah yeah yeah um johnny from mexico who i sent to the moon when i went over the uh cup to cup on the highway yeah uh a guy named nolan who was a part of our ellen we bought a limo episode when we came through kansas city and we made the bat we made a limo love and made a dating rally show. Yeah. He was on there. Hadn't seen him since. Yeah. He was at the soccer.

Do you remember the fourth one? The who's who of rec league. No. Is there a fourth? And then we have, oh, the guy from, okay. Do you remember the team that we lost in basketball? Oh, that guy. Three brothers and their dad came and watched them play.

Oh yeah. One of the brothers was on my team. On team Yeah, which one the biggest the biggest one who was not as good who I think you got in the most beef with Sorry poultry. I That's pretty common for me Yeah, yeah, okay. Do you remember when those guys? Dads came to the championship game and we were like, that is so lame. Who would ever have anybody come watch them in basketball? Their parents just pull up lawn chairs to a basketball game. Wow. What a weirdo.

You gotta go all or nothing. You can't go just the parents. Right. Okay. So one for two. Okay. I tried to trim like, so what I did was I screen captured these and I tried to trim them down and they're not, I don't know what happened.

I tried to save video, not as, not as a new clip, just say video. And it's been, I always go save as new clip. Do you seem to work better? I just have, I have storage issues. Look, it's adequate. I store it here and in my thighs, you know, I'm just kidding. Okay. So that was episode 38.

So next we have episode 41. So in this episode, I'm going to try to keep this somewhat vague because I think if I ask too specific of a question, it'll be too easy. In this episode, you talked about how you were initially supposed to be hired for something that then they backed out of and how, I don't know if you were necessarily frustrated, but how you didn't understand trading a, I think the words were a digital thing that would last your entire life for someone that something that lasts 48 hours i got it what is it they were like hey we're gonna allocate our budget instead of wedding biography we're gonna have more flowers okay let's let's listen to the clip weeks later i was like hey i've actually decided i was kind of on the fence i i think i'm gonna go with the higher

flower package with my tourist and we're gonna something has to get cut so we're gonna cut videography it's real it's a real thing for sure and so it wasn't that i was like offended necessarily because you know it's like whatever i got plenty of work i don't need wedding videos to sustain my you know financial things but it was like whoa that's just crazy like you traded something that you can have for the rest of your life this digital time capsule of the greatest day of your life yeah you traded that for something that will last 48 hours right right that was what was so crazy it's like well what an interesting decision to make there you go all right two for three two for three on knowing your

own stories uh pretty smart okay so next we have uh episode 48 someone sent in a voice memo sorry i don't remember who you are it's a long time ago but uh and let's call her we'll call her jane she's going to Dan. Hey, Jane. Thanks for calling us. Thanks for calling us in and leaving us boys with us. So she left us boys with us asking if you had a bucket list for quarantine. And you answered.

At first you answered no. And then you said, actually, no, I do have one thing I'm trying to do. And it is to go on three of these. Hmm. My first thought was going to be, I sometimes get annoyed at the word bucket list because bucket means- You did in the clip as well. Did I say that?

Yeah. Okay. I was going to say that annoys me. Before I die in quarantine is what you said? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bucket list means before you kick the bucket.

Right. Like people are always like, what should, here, comment down below, what should my bucket list for the summer be? Yeah. It's like, hey, we're optimistic. You look healthy. You'll be fine. You're're fine heat exhaustion probably should not be on the list But I mean yes stay out of Phoenix, but you're right. Okay. I said I wanted to do three of these Mm-hmm

During quarantine. Oh walks. Let's play the clip. I say walk. I finally answer walk. I guess the short answer is no I've not made it actually. Nope. I did today. I told myself This week. I'm gonna go on three walks. Oh, okay, because I haven't been that one I didn't know that was a guess. Yeah, that felt good. Yeah, I don't think I accomplished it I think I went on to hey walking's hard dude. He's hard What do you think about that as a stand-up bit like like like the one thing I'm trying to do to lose weight is walk Is that it's so hard for you And it's like I think that's sufficient enough like like it's like the most simple thing that we'm trying to do to lose weight is walk. Is that, is that still hard for you? And it's like, I think that's sufficient enough.

Like, like it's like the most simple thing that we like have to do utilitarian Ali anyway. And you've like convinced yourself that it's like a good workout for you. Like that's going to really like change, like raise the bar, you know, it's going to move the needle for me.

That's going to push the needle. Yeah. That can be funny if you compare it to like, I don't know. You got to stay away from like, I feel like the classic joke is like, classic joke is like yeah i work out i uh i run from my fridge to my couch sure you know you don't do that but yeah it's got some potential i think so um it's just funny like like oh i'll walk and then i'll just shed the pounds like it'll be any second now i'm gonna wake up so skinny string beam i'm still gonna i'm still gonna eat the same but i'm gonna go

walkie a lot uh okay so three for five, you've, you officially won the game so far. Uh, okay. Last but not least, I think this one's going to be easy enough for you, but, um, episode 66, you talked about when you played in the Branson pickleball tournament with Isaac and there was a special guest there. What was significant about the special guest? His name was Tyson and he was on survivor. Very good. Thank you. Well, let's play the clip it's there i did not know there's a special guest strafford's own oh yeah no but we get um you know we went first we go over to like get our medals i'm like let's take your picture in front of the banner so they get first second third and then like and one with tyson it's a make-a-wish thing he looks healthy i don't know yeah tyson comes in between isaac and i just

stands there we take a picture with him he's like all right thanks guys tyson apparently wants survivor and he's the big special guest there you go yeah i saw this that wasn't funny all right you guys gotta get a picture with tyson who yeah of course i'm sure why you think we're here who's okay point me point me in tyson's direction though yeah just in case i forgot just in case what's going on here yeah okay so that's the end of the game that's called does jake remember things about his own about himself i got off to a rough start there i was a little nervous they're gonna be pretty difficult yeah i'm gonna try to stump you some of these one of these days stop the schwa remember that yeah oh yeah that's tough yeah tough stuff um okay i

think uh should we go on some voice memos yeah i i got i got two quick ones oh yeah i have a quick one too actually before you get into them there's no follow-up to this it's just a cool thing i saw today i saw a dude on a motorcycle with a sidecar next to him dude was a normal looking guy probably in his 40s sidecar was a grandma and it was awesome it was the coolest looking thing i'd seen in a long time and she looked like she was having the time of her life in the sidecar that is fun yeah it was really cool good for them so that's one okay so then i saw uh oh fun little update three i have three this will be our last episode ever shot on a cell phone we're finally gonna buy a camera i already bought the camera yeah and it's gonna be here next week which is very exciting but in my research on amazon uh i

was you know reading a lot of reviews i'm trying to figure out which camcorder to buy and there was one that was like i didn't even go that deep like this is one of the top three reviews this is amazing so i don't want to read the full review i'm just going to give you like some of my favorite sentences from this review okay the title of the review for this camera says there is no nightshot button not good for ghost hunting. I was like, now you got my attention. Yeah. Now, now I got to read more.

So that's the title. That was the title. Not good for ghost hunting. Okay. We're looking for different things, but in a similar way, I think we're looking for the same thing. So, uh, the first sentence says I purchased this handy cam camcorder with the intent to use it on paranormal investigations

and then they go on this guy's from vermont patreon.com slash ghost hunter shows and he goes on to say you know but i had all these troubles the low light performance is so bad the lens cap doesn't stay on very well the sd card slots and you know whatever he's complaining about a lot of camera stuff and then he ends it you think he's done with the ghost stuff and he says you know so all that to say that's why i'm leaving a one-star review this is a step backwards for the ghost hunting community final sentence we really thought we were progressing here but i guess not this is a nail in the coffin for a spirit that may or may not still be in the coffin we don't know because

your camera sucks yeah the nails are yeah. These things can penetrate nails and coffins. Oh, I actually, when I was, I studied abroad in Spain, you know, and I, uh, visit Edinburgh, Scotland. And, uh, one night I was just walking throughout the town. I went on like a two week trip and like for eight of the days I was by myself. was awesome i really enjoyed it that's awesome uh and there was like but i visited people in the city so whatever uh but i was walking by myself at night one time and there was this ghost tour like going on and like these people were walking around and i just like went and joined them really yeah it was awesome like they went to like all these places that were supposedly haunted because edinburgh is super old you know

it's europe so everything's is that where ed sheeran's from uh yeah sure yeah there's probably no way i have no idea yeah just every like he looks like a ghost is that you know he looks dead sometimes honestly he looked like he'd definitely be from scotland or whatever but uh anyway there's not a huge story to that but there were it was like a ghost tour but then they also had people like pop out at you and try to scare you throughout the ghost tour it's like a corn maze but like let us know if you see something that's not supposed to be there it was like kind of like light-hearted funny scary it was this weird thing but i enjoyed just hanging out in the back who was i talking to i think it was luke hoagland he was like you guys ever heard of a uh an escape

house and we're like in this like an escape room he's like yeah but imagine the whole house we're like okay and now i can't remember if it was like a thing he had dreamt up or if it was like something he saw i i don't think i ever planned on talking about it again so i didn't really like memorize it but i just like the idea of like taking it like one thing and like just making it a little bit bigger and just making it like yeah and saying it like it's like something like like it's a ted talk you guys thought about bubble soccer imagine whatever bubble arena soccer i don't know that was not good but you could get the joke there's other jokes to be made besides that one. But okay. You know, there's base jumping. What about bridge jumping?

Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There's bungee jumping. What about double bungee jumping? We make it twice the length. Go even farther down there.

So anyway, the Sony AX43 is not good for ghost hunting. It's a huge step backward. I love that. It was fun to discover. Usually you see those things online like someone will tweet out, like, look at this hilarious review. That was my first time stumbling upon something like that myself. I was like, this is awesome. Because you weren't expecting it. That's the thing. You didn't get the credentials of like, this is a hilarious

review. This guy's been on Comedy Central. It's just like, yes, I had no idea. Here we are. And he deserves to be on Comedy Central. He does. This guy's hilarious. That guy's funny's just like, yes, I had no idea. Here we are. And he deserves to be on Comedy Central. He does. This guy's hilarious. That guy's funny. On the commercials.

Oh man, that's awesome. You had one less nugget? I got two. One of them was kind of short or small, but got recognized as Smoothie King today. Not recognized. I got, oh, the guy goes perfect timing, Brad. He like knew who I was when I walked in.

Ooh. I take it. I'll take it. Oh, so he didn't know you from Ghost Hunters. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah yeah i was the smoothie king though like if you get recognized as smoothie king you are the smoothie king uh so that's small real quick that reminds me i was gonna say something earlier and then i think we

just got talking about my jump shot or judy smith schuster or something the tiktokers that were there also they uh afterwards i don't know if you even caught this but uh we're talking to them and i'm kind of joking around it's like you guys were awesome like hey you we play at 8 30 next week i want to see you guys all right and like you know we're laughing we're talking whatever and then this one girl's talking she's like all right you know hey we might show up wait like interrupts herself she's like wait what's your name looking at me so i'm like here we go oh classic yeah can't go anywhere yeah can't go anywhere and uh i'm like i'm jake what's your name she goes ah we were giving fake names for you guys i thought yours was landon no landon's the guy that i buy uh golf clubs from actually so yeah uh so that was pretty humbling

yeah i mean i really was like here we go gen z see on TikTok. I get it. Yeah. I'm the guy on TikTok that, you know. Like my phone's already up to take a picture. Oh. And then like slowly put it back down in my pocket. Okay. I listened to correct opinions the other day, yesterday with Trey talking about like, Hey, can you take a picture? And he was like, yeah, of course. You know, being nice to them thinking like they want a picture with them. And they're like, they're just posing. They just want to try to take it. I love that. That's the number one thing you got to do. If you ever meet a celebrity, absolutely. Ask John Mayer to take a picture of you and then have somebody else in the background taking a picture of that person. Yeah. Yeah. Cause then you can prove like, Hey, I did this.

Yeah. It was funny. So, all right. Third thing was the new services album came out today and it reminded me. So I listened to the first couple of songs and I was like, just okay. Like, like I'm like, they might be my favorite band right now in the world. Like I listened to them almost exclusively. Like I, if I listen to music, it's almost always services or forest. They got, it's like the lead singer of services. So really excited about this album. And the first couple of songs were like kind of underwhelming to me. And it reminded me of, do you remember back in the day when you bought CDs and a, you invested, you know, 12, $13 in a CD B like, you just felt like you wanted to like it. Cause it was like your band that you were buying it for. But do you remember like that anxiety of like, I don't really like this CD. Yeah. I hope there's

a good song. A lot of money for this. And like, yeah, you had heard like one single one single and you're like that was really good so i'm gonna buy the whole cd and then all of a sudden you get to track five and you're like none of these are good yet i don't like i'm not enjoying this but i feel like i need to try to enjoy it or else i just waste all my money yeah like you don't have to feel that way anymore you can be like that cd is not good next you know i'll go back to the old one yeah i didn't pay any money for this new services cd you know it's not even even a CD. It's an album. You know, music has come a long way. That's a good point, right? I've already thought about how we used to listen to music. Yeah. Cause like, like back in the day, like postal service, Scott talked about that on their bonus episode on patreon.com slash that he hated the postal service when we listened to it growing up. And I did not like it when I

first bought the CD as well, but I kept listening to it because I'm like, I have to, I spent all this money on it. Cause I had a, I had a choice. Like I had like $15 and I was like, I can either buy the new death cab CD or the new postal service CD went with postal service because it was a little bit different. And then it was like, dang, this is not good. I don't like this. It's not it. But then eventually I got into it. So, uh, maybe that's, maybe that's like a microcosm of society. Like we're not giving things enough of a chance anymore because we have so many options. We're not investing as much in things. What do you think?

I think that is astute, Kevin. Thank you. Yeah, that's good. Anyway, but the new service I have listened to it a few more times. It's fire. It's nice. Yeah, it's so fun. They're so fun.

If you ever just need like uplifting, positive, warm music, that's services is perfect. Yeah, the music isn't really about anything. It's just about like, I'm having a good day. Exactly. I'm at the beach. There's not any. Now I'm in the shade. And that's perfect for me.

You know, I'm not a big deep meaning guy anyway. So I don't listen to the music. You don't even know. Yeah, I don't. Like, I would probably be able to recognize if they're saying really mean things, but they're not. You know, so I'm like, this is a fun song. Like for all you know, they're just like,

like singing about Nazi propaganda. Like, it's just like warm. It's this good vibe. Like, it's kind of like pop calypso. It's kind of this new, like new style. Oh yeah. In the Air Tonight was just like warm. It's a good vibe. Like, it's kind of like pop calypso. It's kind of like new style. Oh, yeah. In the Air Tonight

was just like this great song to me for the longest time. And then I learned about like what it was about. I was like, oh, this is kind of heavy. Yeah. You got,

you would like Nine Inch Nails. Right. Their stuff is just like Finger Eleven, dude. Oh, dude. Thousand Foot Crunch. Put up your rock face. You feel it when I drop this.

Boom, boom. You got to feel me. You got to feel me. We used to listen to that and be like, this is so good. This fires me up for JV football. I'm so glad I bought this whole CD. We were like, this is so good. Right.

And I can listen to it at church and with my friends on the weekend. Because apparently it's Christian. And I can listen to Under Oath too. And that's fine. I'm going to pitch myself out like this even though it is maybe some of the worst music I've ever heard. I'm sorry.

Cool Guy Sammy loves Screamo and that's like the one thing I cannot connect with anybody about. Like when they're like, I like really hardcore metal rock, Screamo. I'm like, no, thank you. Yeah, you want to talk sports? What do you think about the Celtics this year, huh?

You're finally going to get over the hump. Kimmel Walker, huh? Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, that's my last thing. Get a logger. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, that's my last thing. Okay. The CD. That's great.

So astute observation, Kevin. We got, I know I've been saying this a lot, but they keep saying true. We got so many voice memos and a lot of good ones. We're going to try to knock out a bunch and let's do it quickly. Brad, you feeling quickly? Yep. We're like an hour. Yeah, we got this.

We got this. We got this. Here we go. What's up, you feeling quickly? Yep. We're like an hour. Yeah, we got this. We got this. We got this. Here we go. What's up, Brad and Jake? This is Kenyon, long-time listener of the pod since like day one, so I'm a bit ashamed this is the first time I'm leaving a voice memo. I've been doing some thinking about brushing teeth, and I don't buy it. You're telling me that all these animals can get by just fine without a good old-fashioned yes yes and i gotta take two minutes out of my day twice a day every day oh so anyways i'm going to dental school in kansas city to figure out the truth i'll be moving up there at the start of july and i've got two questions for you guys number one what should i name my future dental practice you guys are the best namers in the business, so I have the ultimate faith in you.

Easy. And number two, I'm deep in the pickle game, thanks to you guys, and need a crew to play with in KC. So are there any openings in your ghosty pickle crew? Anyways, love you guys. Bye-bye. Love you too, man.

Kenyon, that was a solid voice memo. Funny, edgy, good question. That's exciting. Kenyon's moving to KC Kenyon Kenyon also I mean first thing comes to mind easy Grand Kenyon oh really Grand Kenyon dental practice that's better than mine mine was going to be a pediatric dental practice

and it was going to be called Kenyon's Minions and it was going to be Despicable Me themed I think kids would go just you know gangbusters for that. Kids would ask for it. Yeah. Come on.

Can we please go to the Kenyan's minions? I mean, it's good to have a theme if it's a kid's product like bomb tech. I mean, the best dental practices. Yeah. The best dental practices are always like very well named, you know, they have never just like their last name dentistry. No, that's what draws you in is they have, you know, fun signs and a marquee board and a punny name.

Like if, if, if my dentist is not that qualified, but he's fun, please. I'd be there in a heartbeat. Yeah. I'd pay extra for that guy. Maybe. Yeah. Uh, Kenyon, I, I have thought this before too. How are dogs mouths cleaner than ours?

I've seen what dogs eat. I've seen what they lick. I've seen what they sniff. Not that that's a part of your mouth, want to know what it means to be cleaner like germs per square inch yeah yeah i don't know yeah i want to know too oh yeah that is crazy but yeah i think it's i think it's well here's what i've seen before too and i've you know read half an article to back it up is there's not that big of a difference let me know kenyan in three years if this is right or not not that big of a difference in brushing

your teeth with water versus brushing your teeth with toothpaste okay like it's important to brush your teeth yeah but the main thing is just to like get it get it moving get some water moving get stuff out of in between your teeth okay that's fair i also had the thought and i truly don't believe this bullcrap of like don't brush your teeth but you know how like if you don't wash your hair for instance or you don't wear deodorant if you don't wear deodorant you won't sweat as much like i wonder if it's the same if it's the same principle like if you don't brush your teeth you won't build up as much plaque probably not probably not like it's malarkey but that seems like it's just going to add on and on but i also read something recently as well i guess i've just had a lot of oral care

you know come across my my screen late at night you're googling things and all of a sudden you're reading about dentistry stuff i need to go pull up does my recent google search well actually i could pull up here probably but another thing i read was uh most dentists would agree there's no difference in toothpaste as long as they have fluoride like it's kind of all the same see fluoride's even a thing now like katherine's like anti-fluoride oh really yeah i don't i don't know why but i just listen to whatever she says because she's my wife she's my wife i don't ask yeah uh anderson's probably listening and being like dude have some fluoride in there but the last three google searches it won't show me that many this is annoying i don't want to go through

all my history or even try to find it but uh kevin hart cheating pregnant wife jk rowling yeah that's a natural progression there alan degenera shrugging shrugging yeah and i needed that did you find it actually yeah sometimes yours is it's shocking easily yeah oh okay cool well Kenyon welcome to Kansas City uh we're a golf podcast now we're not playing pickleball very much anymore no that's not true oh yeah sorry yes I'd love to play dude yeah I'd love to meet you yeah it's definitely play pickleball especially if you're as deep in the game as you say you are yeah uh i found more google searches real quick um student loan forgiveness that was for the video not for me life jacket on land democrat logo logo like the nba yeah

quesarito oh yeah vaccine fear how are those related? Don't you love the algorithm right now? What does this guy want? It's like running this way. It's like, okay, we get it, we get it, we get it. And then it's like vaccine fear. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like Casarito. It's like, oh, my gosh.

Wait, hold on. Where am I supposed to go now? Your targeted ads are going to be so like struggling. It's like, I'll just go back to golf. Yeah. Dixie flag house. Oh, my gosh. Vaccine fear and Dixie flag house i don't think those

are related at all uh ordering one shot okay uh logics parents ethnicity so you have 30 of those an hour you're gonna get sidetracked at some point yeah just one after another um all right we'll end it there or not end it but get on to the next one you guys oh love you see you for the next voicemail hi jake and brad my name is brooke and i'm a wedding planner in upstate new york not to be confused with new york city definitely two very different places we know what upstate new york is bro i'm a new ghost i've loved going on long walks and listening to your podcast after hearing that brad you have taken up long walks as well i was curious what podcast you listen to if you do listen to podcasts while you're walking

or do you listen to your own podcast the way that i sometimes weirdly do with the podcast i have with my sister but this is not a plug. That's not why I'm here. Oh, plug away. I asked Brad a question and not Jake. This is called Evening It Out. I'll do it. I used to listen to Do Less, God Bless. But since that stopped, I had to find more hilarious Jake content and happily found Brad

along the way. Hello. Anyways, thanks for the solid content, you guys. Jake, I saw you and Trey are coming to Buffalo in the fall, so I'll see you there. All right. See you there. Lower Manhattan.

That's where she lives. Upstate New York. New York City, baby. The Big Apple. Yeah. Brooklyn's upstate, right? Yeah. Brooklyn.

It's a little north of Manhattan. It's up the state. Yeah. Okay, Brad. So what do you do on your walks? What do you listen to? What kind of pods are you doing? Listen, uh honestly i did listen to myself on monday like like we we i always listen to the new podcast every monday morning with jake and brad and so uh our last two have been good

podcasts listen to they're fun i i enjoy listening to them i you know it's kind of like watching film but you listen to the film and um i this this week i did listen to uh nate bargetzi's podcast nateland yeah with john john chris was on it and so i thought that would be kind of interesting to listen yeah we both did listen to his stuff yeah that was funny like we got in the i got in the car the other day like wait my phone syncs like how did my phone get synced here because we were like almost like like within 15 minutes of each other like where we were on the podcast and everything so um but yeah most of the time i'm not a big podcast guy. I do like correct opinions with, uh, Trey Kennedy featuring Jake triplet. Um, I like that you've been listening to that. Yeah.

I think the episodes have been good recently, so it's not like, I don't think you're right. I'll be honest. I didn't listen before Jake triplet was featured on there. I didn't, uh, but I'd watch all the videos that Jake triplet, uh, wrote and edited. Thank you. Um, yeah, there's not too many more answers than that. I like pardon my take, which is pretty inappropriate sports podcast. Um, but they, they, they, I do it for the articles. So, um, I'll do it for the interviews. Honestly, I really do.

I like their interviews. So anyway, um, that's about it though. I don't have too many deep, deep tracks. I used to listen to Dave Ramsey a lot. Don't do it anymore because I'm just super rich. So I don't need to's about it though i don't have too many deep deep tracks i used to listen to dave ramsey a lot don't do it anymore because i'm just super rich so i don't need to worry about it um thank you patreon no uh that's about it uh brick thank you for listening to the pod and excited to see you in buffalo i don't know how upstate you are where you're at exactly maybe buffalo's already close but i think we're coming to albany at some point too so be on the lookout for that yeah buffalo and albany are on the other sides of the states are you looking at a map right now? Cause I said Albany. Cause I was like,

maybe that's upstate. It's kind of in the middle, which I don't know is everything. That's not New York city upstate. Yeah. Let us know. Uh, I've been getting kind of uncomfortable. And if you notice like with the hat and headphones and it made me think I would like, this is going to be a pretty visual part of the podcast, but whatever. It wouldn't hurt you guys to come over to youtube.com. Uh, I don't know how to wear a hat backwards oh really I mean this genuinely okay so I would like some help okay so that's perfect what do you mean really are you worried about the hair yeah I think this is weird like yeah it's fair in five minutes no no it wouldn't no it wouldn't it wouldn't you don't

think so no why would it unless you're unless you're picking at it. Like mine kind of comes out every once in a while because mine's shorter than yours. Yeah. Like, but no, yours is fine. Yours is already like swooped up. And that's good. Yeah. I don't I don't think you should try to intentionally have it.

How about that? That I'm trying to think of what that looks like. That looks like a rock bed in the garden. And then you got some weeds sticking out of it okay where we go higher up um some down here some up here yeah that just looks like um like you really have some weed problems okay not in the rock bed kind of way okay 420 style i like that is it too low? That's very Trevor Lawrence Or not Trevor Lawrence

What's the guy's name? The guy that does this all the time On YouTube and stuff Is his name Trevor something? Trevor Wallace Yep Looks like Trevor Wallace dude You think I can pull this off?

This feels This is like the right height Like if I were you right there I would probably Go to Taco Bell And order For you and your girlfriend You know like

In some sweatpants. Like, do you look like that kind of guy? You're saying this? Yeah, I think it's nice. It's good? Yeah,

it's kind of funny because I don't see you with a backwards hat very often. Let's try it. I think you can pull it off. Yeah. Backwards hat boy, the rest of the episode.

And I give you full permission to let me know if I'm ever like poofing. If you're, if you're slipping. Because I know I do. Like my hair, I cut it so short last time and so like,'s just tough go backwards it's just tough it's tough

anyway what's up jake and brad hey boy sam in dallas texas your boy hey hey um last time we talked i asked you guys for advice on how to make a wedding about myself as the officiant. And he told me that I should, you know, wear a referee's jersey to it. And so I did it to the rehearsal dinner because I'm not a savage. I'm sorry. But another friend has asked me to DJ a wedding. And unlike Jake, I'm not past that at this point in my life. So I said yes. So I just would love some tips for that. That would be awesome. How to make that about myself as well.

And then lastly, I have this recently trending that is every time I am interested in a girl, she decides she's going to move across the world to be a missionary. Got any tips for that? That's great. Love it. Okay, bye. That's called missionary dating, the world to be a missionary. Got any tips for that? That's great. Love it. Okay, bye.

That's called missionary dating, right? Yeah, bye again. Seriously, bye. Seriously. Yeah, that's what missionary dating is. They say not to do missionary dating. Don't date a girl who wants to be a missionary. She'll leave.

Great question. Sorry that you haven't asked that question. Seems like it is a trend. Yeah, that is a bummer, but you're, you're finding the right girl. I think any girl that's a missionary is probably a pretty solid girl.

So, uh, you're finding the right ones. So it's like, you're just not as good as Jesus to them. And that's okay too. That's what it should be. That's fine.

Like your rubric. Whoa. Yeah. Your will book is good. Yeah. Your will book is incredible. Like you're like the qualifications you're asking for. You're getting the right candidates for the job interview.

Yeah. They're just going to, you're going to someone else right now. Yeah. Which is the Lord, which is hard to compete with. I wouldn't try. What does Sam have that the Lord doesn't?

Sin. Yeah. Sin in his heart. Have a wretched spirit. So Sam, I guess if there's one thing to take away, it's just, you know, stop. Stop doing it it stop doing whatever you're doing you know what it is all right stop

repent turn away 180 okay sam who's steven furtick anyway um stop it sam uh tips on being a dj and making it about yourself i'll tell you one one way is to accidentally say the bride's maiden name whenever you're introducing them and they walk up the stairs. You mean like during that kind of like an unimportant part of the wedding? Probably like introducing them for the first time as bride and groom. Chad and Jackie Burton. Who would do that? I don't know.

Some guy that's not very well versed in like being up in front of people and talking and stuff like that. It was 2016, maybe 2050. I don't know. Some guy that's not very well versed in like being up in front of people and talking and stuff like that. It was 2016. Uh-huh. Maybe 2050. I don't know when it was, but I didn't really know Chad. We call him Juice Man Chad. I don't even know his last name.

I knew Jackie Burton. Yeah. I knew Jackie Burton. And, you know, I said, Chad and Jackie, obviously what's going to come next is Burton. Yeah. We've probably talked about it before in the podcast, but that was a great memory for the first time as a couple. Give it up for Chad and Jackie Burtonie burton oh crap that's houston you guys know all

right no i don't think you even remembered like that you or i didn't even i don't think you recognize that you messed it up i remember saying something maybe i didn't recognize or oh you did maybe i didn't remember houston in the moment i was like oh that's the wrong name you get it though i think i said something then i was like all right right, shut up. Don't make this about you. All I remember from that wedding is that and they had wooden forks and they were just miserable to eat with. Really? Yeah. You don't realize how much you value like a smooth exit from your mouth until you have

splinters coming up. Not really. They weren't splinter, but it was just like, yeah, it was hard to like have a nice glide out slip and slide. I remember Zach Graham wearing some khaki pants that were like a little too snug in the bum. Oh, really? He was throwing that thing around on the dance floor. I don't even remember Zach being there. You were in the bathroom with splinters in your lips. That's what it was. I was trying to get those bad boys out

the whole night. Um, also he said the word savage. I think that's one of those words that I think is, is too young for me. I don't think I can pull off savage. I think it's pretty much ran its course anyway. It's like I think it's like fleek or whatever. Like I never I never like when people said epic, like, yeah, fleek lit, whatever, all those things. But even saying all those words out loud right now make me feel good. Yeah.

Cap like us cap. But any like white dude, 30 and stop saying cap well yeah why'd you ever start yeah yeah yeah definitely like just stop it in general turn away repent see savage is savage is biracial i think savage is fine for any race but cap cap's never been a white guy thing we've never had that one not really but especially 30 and. It's like I know people. I know people making like Instagram stories. Seriously? Yeah. And they just say cap or that's cap?

Yeah. Dude. Yeah. Turn your cap the front way and stop being a loser. Get a real job. Sam. Thanks, Sam. Thank you for the voice memo.

Good luck with the ladies. Hope it gets better. What's up, Jake and Brad? Hannah Joy here calling in from Oak Ridge, North Carolina. First off, just want to say thanks for creating a podcast that is just super fun and funny to listen to. I was at work the other day, and I was kind of having a rough day because I had a guy cancel a date that we had planned out, and I was really bummed. But I basically listened to the whole entire shift, and I just felt in a better better mood and I was just laughing at all of your stories and things. So thanks for that. Um, I started listening maybe around the 90th episode.

So my question is for you, what episode should I go back and definitely listen to off the top of your head or just give me a random number and I will go back and check it out. Thanks for all the fun stories and just the pure honesty in this podcast. Y'all are great. All right. Have a great week. Bye. Pure honesty. Don't say your phone broke. Pure honesty. Pure honesty. Just say give it to you straight. We forgot to record this week. No, I'm just kidding.

Hannah, I appreciate the story on the front end. Her name here says Hannah Joy Thompson. We have Hannah some joy. I wonder if that was her middle name before she listened to our podcast. Or if it was just like Hannah just kind of sad. Hannah Content Thompson. I wonder if that was her middle name before she listened to our podcast or if it was just like Hannah, just kind of Hannah content Thompson. And then she changed it. That's probably the case. Probably.

Uh, one of my favorite episodes pre 90 is episode 56. I don't know. Brad loves the top of your head. Karen in the airport, which I think was 62 56 was identical twin reality show. Yeah. That was all. That was the apples to oranges episode. There was a bunch of good stuff in that one.

And yeah, I think 62 is a good one. And then apples to oranges episode there was a bunch of good stuff in that one and yeah i think 62 was a good one and then right around there was a good stretch like 10 episodes in order it's pretty solid whenever i went to oklahoma for the fourth of july whenever we were doing like booms i think that's karen at the airport is it okay yeah okay i think so oh my dad's calling me put him on on. Hey, Brad, this is your dad. He's supposed to be... What's up, dog? Brad? Hey. Hey, Eddie and I are leaving right now. Okay.

Thank you. All right. Hey, we'll see you in about half an hour or so. Oh. Okay. I'm actually recording the podcast right now. Do you want to say anything to our fans? Hey, it's good to see everybody.

It's raining pretty hard here in Kansas City. Go Chiefs. Go Chiefs. All right. Have a good one. Love you. Bye. Bye.

Did he just do the news in five seconds? He gave a weather report, a sports report. I'll see you later. Good to see everybody. I like how he said good to see everybody. Good to see you. He can't see them. They can can't see him i think i was talking about this with you just the other day how my dad every time he leaves a voicemail and i think he's doing it kind of as a joke but he always tells me it's it's your your dad hey brad this is your dad calling dad of course

a i know your voice b i have a phone in the last 25 years that says your name on it so anyway uh amish jams is another one i don't know if the whole episode is that great to be honest but i think that is like one of my favorite bits that we've ever done was that pre-90 that was 73 yeah okay hannah joy get in there get some joy tonight is glow night yeah they're just some fun ones there's just a lot of we have fun on this podcast joy guys we joy, guys. We do, Hannah. Okay. Karen in the Airport, was that also the first one that we did like the live studio,

or not like the YouTube premiere thing on? Was that the one where we were driving in the rain? Oh, I don't know. Maybe that was the one we were driving in the rain, not the one that we were... Either way, just listen to all of them between 54 and 62. I think if you're on youtube right now you can live comment or you can comment below comment your favorite episode between 1 and 90 because

i'm curious to hear and hannah joy can check it out yeah because i think that's fun too just to see feedback from other people and collaborate with others so hey jake and brad this is lindsey from indianapolis love the pod. Huge fan. Thank you. I was just calling to let you guys know that I pulled that Chicago-y prank on my husband and it was fantastic. We were out in Colorado visiting some friends. It's a winner. And he was laughing so hard that he couldn't even deny it. Yes.

Until I finally told him it wasn't true. No! So thanks for that joke. Lean into it. until I finally told them it wasn't true. No! Thanks for that joke. Lean into it. But since we were just out in the Denver-ish area doing some hiking, I've just gotten the itch to do more. So Jake, I know you've been to all the different states and to a lot of different national parks,

but where do you think we should go next? Whether it's a national park or not, just really into that mountain hiking right now and being in flat indiana i need to get to those mountains soon so thanks for all you do let me know what you think and yeah bye bye i've never been to a mountain or a national park so that's cool that they just asked you awesome thank you thanks lindsey i was kidding i mean you're the you're you're walking more than i am these days. Yeah, seriously. I get the golf cart on the course. Do you? I don't walk. Heck no. Lindsay, here's my suggestion. Flying to Las Vegas. Doesn't matter. Even if you're not a Las Vegas person,

it's just a pretty centrally located spot for what you're about to do. Flying to Las Vegas, get a rental car, get a U-Haul. If there's not a rental car, make sure it has AC and go in a circle. Okay. Go to like Bryce Canyon Zion National Park Grand Canyon Page Arizona back to Las Vegas it's a nice four or five day trip plenty of hiking plenty of fun pretty easy road trip it's everything's about three hours apart I kind of I told my parents to do that they did it loved it I've never done it per se but I think I will probably and I've seen those parks just at different times so anyway that is my tip to you or anyone else want to do a bunch of national parks in close proximity and in a short amount of time quick tip great tip okay qt that's great there you go lindsey i love the sakagawi thing

if you guys don't know what it is perfect prank long story short we talked about it way a long time ago but yeah just say that somebody thinks that they pronounce sakajewi sakagawi and they'll deny it but you just you just keep going with it it's so, it's a small lie that people can't like justifiably say anything besides no, I don't know. I don't ask me like, yeah. And so it's just really fun to like mess with people. It's so innocent. It's just a great innocent joke. So Catherine rolls her eyes every time I do it, but it's awesome. Okay. We're going to do two more.

This next one's from Knack Bax. Knack Bax. Come on. Hey, Jake and Brad. It's Knack. Jake, can I agree enough with the annoyance, the pet peevey-ness at clapping when a waiter or waitress drops something? Thank you.

I think that is possibly the most annoying American tradition. I had never heard of this before. I was going to say, yeah, I think it's pretty partaken. I hate it. Thank you. Um, anyways, my question, we were, uh, pickling the other day, uh, and a couple other people. Um, and it was like our second time pickling. There were three courts on this place, a, uh, aisle court, middle court, uh, window court. And we took the aisle court and these old people come to us and they're like hey like we're you're supposed to rotate courts and i'm like what are you talking about and he's like yeah you guys need to move and i'm you know ready to throw hands at this point like what are you with the old people eventually you know they move on to a different court but my question is

when you started pickling were there any like weird etiquette pickleball etiquette rules you have to follow it seemed like he was only about a quarter of the way through he was just getting into it he was like i'm just gonna record this until it cuts me off that's interesting i i cannot even think of why you need to rotate courts like you're not rotating unless you're rotating off yeah i was gonna say unless it's like once you're done but then you gotta wait for people along the way like because games don't get over the exact same time yeah that seems like a weird system there's a couple places in kansas city where they employ paddle stacking where there's like a system of places where you put your paddle and then it shows who's up next so maybe that's what they were trying to say but like

yeah so it's like once you get done with your game you go off like you go off the court and somebody else comes on but like but just switching rotating yeah i can't think of that at all of why that made sense i know the biggest thing the two things that we encounter we first start playing one was that lady at uh our park yeah she's still at it dude she yeah i know she has like a really sweet like hobby lobby kind of sign on her front door because like that's where we do all our soccer uh games wait what do you like a really sweet, like Hobby Lobby kind of sign on her front door. Cause like, that's where we do all our soccer games. Wait, what do you mean a really sweet Hobby Lobby sign? Like, you know, like not like live, laugh, love, but something like a sweet saying, like,

you know, something like that makes it look like, oh, this cute little old lady lives here. Oh yeah. But she's almost where the heart is. Yeah. Something. Don't cry because it's over a smile because it happened. Sure.

Yeah. In this house, we serve the Lord and tacos. Yeah. It wasn't anything that gin, gin Z, but it was, yeah, something like that Lord and tacos. Yeah. It wasn't anything that Gen Z, but it was, yeah, something like that. Those are Gen Z. I don't know. Something newer. Serve tacos. I don't think, I don't think your grandma has one that says we serve the Lord and tacos. Maybe not Gen Z. Maybe that's more millennial. Yeah. Millennials love like letter boards and, and just like, I feel like Mexican things things yeah like spanish culture it's like just

food and drink yeah margaritas guacamole and tacos millennials have just acted like they're brand new so too girls love the queso hey don't talk about i like queso okay that's fine no i like all those things i'm just kidding yeah i'm just talking like hey hey i like that thing i like hey you don't like chill chill chill not like guacamole hey. I like queso, dude. That thing I like. Hey, chill, chill, chill. Do you not like guacamole? Not as much as queso, dude. Really? Yeah. Man, I think they're right up there with each other.

I like them both a lot. Oh, so that was one thing we encountered. Crazy lady at our park who thought the pickleballs were too loud and just assumed we would stop playing because she thought it was too loud. Yeah. And then the second thing, I remember talking about this a year ago when we first started playing, but Isaac and I couldn't get anyone to play us. Us two would show up, felt like we were pretty adequate at the game, pretty athletic boys and no one would play with us.

So that was so annoying. We felt like, uh, like the annoying kid, like the new kid at school, which would kind of where everyone knew each other. And, uh, now we're in, you've had some people, uh, get frustrated that you talk while playing. Oh yeah. Right. Yeah. That's, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just can't help it. I mean, I'm the basketball court out there. Like oh yeah right yeah that's that's a good point yeah

yeah i mean i just can't help it i mean on the basketball court out there like you can't that's distracting we're in the middle of the point what are you talking for yeah like i don't know it doesn't seem to affect my dinking or another thing i think by the same person is like you guys would pretend to like one person would try to swing really hard and then the ball would bounce the other person would just lightly tap it over isaac and i are big on the fake swings yeah and i can't say we've seen anyone else do a fake swing in a over a year of playing it's a good idea though why not it's a pump fake yeah it's a no one else's pump faking right we're trying to reinvent the game but people brown upon it yeah they don't like the pump fake oh it's so funny just to see isaac like step in the kitchen where

you're not supposed to step take a full swing of just like swatting it like he's trying to do June bug in the air. And then like right as he swings, I just like hit it real soft right behind him. And your natural reaction whenever somebody is going to swing super hard at something, even if you think it's illegal and it's like they're going to lose the point. You still back up a little bit. You wince and maybe turn your head a little bit. Carson wince a bit. Yeah.

Yeah. And the next time they're wincing, Isaac does hit it. Boom. Yep. Throat. Yep. That's exactly what happens. Anyway. All right. Yeah. Yeah. And the next time they're Winston, Isaac does hit it. Boom. Yep. Throat. Yep. That's exactly what happens. Anyway. All right. One last one. Here we go. Hi there. My name is Melanie from the central Texas area. I'm a first time caller, but an OG ghostie. I just recently ordered some merch. I got the U-Haul vibes t-shirt.

And then I cried when you called me out and then messaged me on Instagram. So as a native Texan, my question for Brad is, how on earth did you get a Texas girl to move out of Texas? And then as a single 20-something person, my question for Jake is, how do you handle the question but why are you still single? Then as a dance teacher, I was wondering

if I could possibly request a clip of Brad yelling get on your feet and a clip of Jake yelling pew pew pew so I could add it into some of our mixes. And then my very very last request is i was wondering if you might possibly be able to good classic melanie at least you did possibly

be like that was kind of nice melanie oh that's good um here's a fun fact i screenshot it to post on our i sent it to you the other day but i sent something to simply fit page i said i'm ready to dance so that's gonna come up sometime the patreon so have you ever chatted no not really okay not too much she sent me a video like a dance video i just haven't done it yet okay i'm gonna do it probably in the park someday after i'm done walking 25 miles um okay hold on okay she asked how do you get a texas girl from texas how why are you saying this is single and then guarantee people which i'll just say right now, Hattie loves, like, I'll be like, Oh, how do you want to be like, yeah, maybe get a Hattie to say

it. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Uh, okay. The Texas thing, it's kind of like, uh, Sam was going through the other or earlier with the missionary thing. Technically Catherine moved to Kansas city to do missions. She was working for K life a year before I even graduated college. She's a year ahead of me in school. And so that was the real reason it was Jesus. Like literally, you can't get somebody out of Texas without Jesus on your side. So, uh, and Catherine's, I just laughed so hard when she asked that question. Cause Catherine's like, yeah, seriously, I think she was expecting to be here for her contract duration of three years and then hightail it right back to Texas. And now

she's been here like seven or eight years or something like that. So, I mean, Ted Cruz tried to leave Texas a few months ago and everyone got so mad about it. Like, Hey, come on, you're Texan. You got to stay in Texas. He's like, okay, I'll turn around. It had nothing to do with anything else. All right. Is that pretty good? Ted Cruz? Anyway, I don't know. Uh, do people ask you about like, why are you still single a lot? I would never ask that. Just like I would never ask like as a married person, I would never say like, why aren't you guys pregnant yet? When are you going to have kids?

Cause you never know the things that are going on behind closed doors. I would assume. And truly I'm assuming that maybe some tone deaf people like within the church, they don't know that that could be like seen as rude. It's like, girl, why are you like still single? What's going on? Or maybe it's like, they think it's a compliment like yeah you're so beautiful i can't believe you're still single and then it's like if you hear that a couple times a month it's like i'm kind of tired of being asked this yeah um i've asked someone that before but

in the context of like i am pursuing someone they seem phenomenal they haven't really dated anyone like explain to me like what what is your dating history look like why why have you never had a boyfriend like what you know it's the story there yeah but never just like casually like girl thanks for coming to church today why are you saying look at you in that dress why are you still single uh so but do you get that question very often no not super often i bet it's more of a girl thing unfortunately probably so i think it's less uncommon for guys to get married late you gotta sow the wild oats but later in life my sister one of my sisters didn't get married till later on and she's doing

just fine so just fine yeah god has a plan i tell people i think when i i think i tell people the truth i'm like uh i'm picky for one two i don't brush my teeth very often. I'm pretty anti-oral care. That seems to get around. Yeah. And no, but I also tell people like for my first three years of adulthood, I was working in K-life. I mean, I didn't have a moment to myself. I didn't even meet a woman for like months at a time.

If you went on a date, like five other high schoolers would be there with you. I couldn't get out of Prairie Village. Yeah. The only women I was meeting were either high schoolers or moms. Yeah three years so you know i had a three-year just sabbatical from women so you know i'm just getting back into it yeah so that's part of it and then moved to doubt well whatever we don't need to get into it and i mean think about trying to get a girl out texas like yeah they'd only care about the headliner now you know i was just the backup guy it was jake and josh he was kind of the main guy you know they only care about the headliner. Yeah. You know, I was just the backup guy. It was Jake and Josh. He was kind of the main guy.

You know, they only care about the main Instagram star. Oh, yeah. OK. I'll send you a video, Melanie. Send me something on Instagram to remind me. I'll say I'll say something. I think she just wants a soundbite. Right.

Oh, right. Give it to her now. Do you think she's that savvy to take that away? It'd be just as easy as taking it from a phone, right? I don't think so. I think you could right click or whatever. Hold down and save. OK. Melanie, we'll get to you melanie brad doesn't believe in you oh i do i do she did she did bring up a good point about merch uh we did talk about how in june whatever state did the

most merch and i forgot to like update this ever i keep thinking about it and forget keep bringing a text you about it so this is going to come out june 28th so like right june whatever it's going to come out like two days before the end of the month so these are somewhat live numbers here and i'm just going to tell you it's a close race y'all so if you want to come if you want to come to your state you holler because so so right now shout out texas texas pennsylvania missouri are all tied at seven pennsylvania missouri yeah i'm gonna give you the exact numbers just to know that like it is a. It doesn't take much to move. It's a race. Yeah.

So Pennsylvania, Texas, Missouri tied at seven. Are these orders or like items? These are orders. OK, OK, OK. So if you want to buy multiple things. Hack the system. Yeah. Order a sticker, like a bunch of different stickers and different orders.

Just pay way too much for shipping. So those are seven. We got Ohio coming in hot at number six. With six. With six. i'm sorry with six then we got iowa and washington at five wash is pretty far juliano been ordering a little bit i like the way you say that like you almost can't get a wash yeah and then with four we got illinois kansas illinois kansas tennessee and then we got kentucky south carolina oregon indiana utah colorado oklahoma with three what were the top three again missouri pennsylvania texas two of those are way easier what's yeah what's the tiebreaker

here is it the uh amount of money ordered from that place from that slash maybe a little preference given to what we where we want to go what's convenient yeah hershey pennsylvania we've always wanted to tour the chocolate factory todd f packer what's the f state before uh yeah cool so that's that's pretty much okay merch race but honestly like it's anybody's game seven orders is the max like it's not gonna take much the leader yeah five different people right now in utah could buy something and now you're first yeah y city or whatever that girl's going to what why she's like i'm going from i'm living here now but i'm moving to y city utah arkansas you almost had upstate arkansas arkansas shoot almost almost hey utah ark, both in an ah.

Ah, shoot. Oh, and then Kansas is the land of ahs. Oh, that's good, Brad. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's nice. Bars. Tied a bow on it. Good.

Okay. This has been a fun episode. Brad, would you like to start us off with the reviews of the week? You start us off because I haven't read any yet. Okay. We got so many. There's so many good ones. Like, we're back, baby.

Yeah, we are. We're back. It's awesome. Ghost Runners. there's so much to be said i've been working my way through the old episodes whilst keeping up with the recent ones and it's been a blast these guys are genuine and fantastic dudes to feel like you're hanging out with i've gone through the four stages of culture shock while going through these epis honeymoon stage i've been enjoying every single moment of the pod to being increasingly frustrated that we couldn't have Jake and Brad and the fam over for a game night of riveting catchphrase to just adjusting and accepting that they are strangers who feel like friends

and life is still great that way. Although still a little sad. That was a run on. Anyway, so grateful for the laughs and I look forward to seeing what more is to come. P.S. Did y'all ever get our gift of the week or did someone steal it from your porch? Just wondering. That is on me. Yes, we get it. Yes. Okay.

And we loved it. Yeah. I can't stop. I sleep on it. Oh, wait. Yeah. I was trying to guess. No, I need to bring that over.

I need to bring that over. Hey, thank you for the gift. Coffee gift basket. Celia Mo. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. that over i need to bring that over hey thank you for the gift coffee gift basket celia mo yeah thank you uh okay mine is from madison lienne uh and the title is would you like a cookie this airplane story is priceless i agree i think that story was so funny i'm glad you guys liked it i was nervous the quick the quick reference to 11th grade homecoming and not knowing where

to put your hands on the 200 year old titanic lady was almost too much to take i was doubled over laughing meanwhile the johnson county mom was walking by i didn't know what to think so thanks for that so she must be a uh little hint like hey i'm around you're around okay i see you so thank you madison uh for the awesome review it was five stars too whoa and what's the highest five and how do you pronounce her name madison liana mad guys. Really, though, it does make... We read them all and we appreciate them all. So thank you so much for the awesome five-star reviews.

Thank you. Yeah, baby. We got another one from another classic from Janelle Buniel. Janelle Buniel. She went from R. Kelly to another just classic. Similar genre. Very similar. So let's do it. The dance in your door From your pitching sun

Shocked me Why'd you stand there Took ball after ball It shocked me. Why'd you stand there? Took ball after ball. Straight towards the house. Buzzing right through the air. And tell me more Razorback stars. Call them out.

Another name drop drop I'll be captivated take notes on what you say talk baseball and treetops don't stop it's great for the pop and Henry

you keep coming over Henry, you never say hi And Henry, let's check out that shimmer Henry, I'm glad that you live nearby Dang, that's good. Meow meow. I'm glad that you live nearby Dang that's good. Meow meow This is well written. It is and well sung. Thank you and Petri

Kentucky coffee bean about as West as they come Imagine the hug test At dinner with Ginger 22 inches minimum Hey! And tell me More Razorback stars Call them out

Another name drop I'll be captivated. Take notes on what you say. Talk baseball and treetops. Don't stop. It's great for the pot. Come on! And Henry, you keep coming over Henry, you never say hi And Henry, let's check out that shimmer Henry, I'm glad that you live nearby Well, there's Wiggins, Powlett, Zach Morris But he gave a five runs Chateau Yance Remember the things that you said

And Henry, you keep coming over Henry, you never say hi. Henry, let's check out that shimmer. Henry, I'm glad that you live. And Henry, you keep coming over. Henry, you never say hi. You never say hi Henry, oh check out that shimmer Henry, I'm glad that you live nearby Oh, I'm glad that you live nearby

Duke Silver on the saxophone, baby. That smooth jazz right there. That was fun. That was a good one. Dude, your voice sounded nice there. That was a good one. That took me back to LPC there. Oh, your voice sounded nice there. That was a good one. That took me back to LPC there. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm like, I've heard this note before. So it helps when the original song is sung by a man. Yeah, sure. Twain makes it a little more difficult. Sure. Carly Rae Jepsen, a little high. But yeah, thanks, dude. Fun times.

Well written, Janelle. I also love the idea of like, it's not impossible that this like podcast gets to one of those Arkansas baseball players. You a hundred percent are reading my mind. I'm very nervous about that. And like one of the, wait, I don't think you need to be nervous.

Oh, I don't know if Henry would love it. Oh, because it would get back to Henry. Yeah. The sun's not, it's not just going to stop at the sun. It's one and only child.

A hundred percent. I'm nervous about like, if he brings receipts and he starts saying like, now you said this about me? You might lose some business. Now, Brad, what do you mean about this? I might lose some fingers, dude, some digits. Hey, I know I stepped on your foot last week, but I'm just going to go ahead

and cut off your kneecaps this time. I wasn't even thinking about henry i was just thinking about like an arkansas baseball player like wiggins being like wait i'm in like multiple episodes of a podcast and now i'm in a song right like people know oh yeah me kind of we have plenty of listeners that go to u of a like someone knows somebody's in yeah intro to communications with wiggins or i think becca harper's telling me she's like yeah i grew up across street yeah. But even the other ones, Pekowski or whatever.

Oh, Zach Morris. Zach Morris. All of them. Okay. Well, good. Good. So I was, you know, really want this to be a quick one. Like, man, I'm only

on a couple hours of sleep. Let's just knock out a quick one. And two hours right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty lengthy, but it was good. So thank you guys for listening. Make sure to check out

Jean Shorts wherever you like to consume content or, you know, feel free to follow us everywhere. Let's say it does come out at 930. You start listening at 730. It's out. It's out now. So go right from here. Yes.

Go right from here. Jean Shorts. Check out Brad's big debut on the silver screen. Yeah. We got more coming, too. All right. Love you guys. That was my line, dude.

Well, all right. Start over. Love coming, too. All right. Love you guys. That was my line, dude. Well, all right. Start over. Love you, Heidi. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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