Ghostrunners - 116 - Das Wassup

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

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Episode 116. Here we are. The Reach Records episode, really, is what it is. Jake is my name. My name's Brad. Weird start. Jake is my name. Podcasting is my game. Podcasting is what I do every now and then. That's my game. Correct opinions is my profession. So a few hours ago, I got an email from my universidad.

Oh, congrats. Thank you. It was from the business school. And they said, Hey, we're conducting a survey. Wanted to know what a former business major at SBU thought about his time here. Oh, former business major baby. Yeah. No one has reached out to me at all since I've left SBU besides asking for money. This is the first time. Dean's never said, Hey, just want to make sure you didn't make it after all. Wasn't that the guy that was like, you'll never make it. You're not funny.

And I got something that's on this Just Jake episode about that guy. Really? Like something sketchy is going down with him. Scandi? Maybe. Oh, no. It's more of me predicting a Scandi, which is never a fun place to be necessarily. I don't wish this upon him.

But if it happens, I called it. You want to be in the front of it. Yeah. Anyway, getting derailed here. Basically, I get this email. It's like, what did you think of your time at SBU? And your time as a sports marketing major, which I think I've shared on the podcast before, like how much of a joke my major was. Right.

I was the first person to have that major. I thought that would be fun. You know, being at the forefront of it. The pioneer. Yeah. I literally never took a sports marketing class, which seems like. They didn't even tell me what sports meant. I would have loved to have known that. I feel like a biology major probably took biology.

Yeah. They probably dissected a fetal pig at one point. Communications major probably took a communications class. Wrote an article or two for the paper. Yeah. But sports marketing, I never did. No. And so I just let them have it. And I was kind of like, and I'm sure things have gotten better, but here's my experience. Senior year, I had do an audit yeah for a company and then do pe and uh anyway they said um i was all sweaty during the audit i'll do an audit sure sure but not no for spiring i'm sweating

through my khakis okay anyway uh they said uh do you think sbu did an adequate job of preparing you you know for for your life for your current employment i said i think SBU did an adequate job of preparing you, you know, for your life, for your current employment? And I said, I think SBU did a great job of preparing me for my current employment status as a comedian, because my sports marketing degree was an absolute joke. Boom.

Roasted. Yeah. Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I, ooh,

I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat, too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, because it's the Ghost Rubs Podcast. Every Monday morning, we're taking round Ghost Rubs Podcast. Ghost Rubs Podcast. Brad, hey, let's podcast. What'd you do this week? What are you up to?

The week is my name. And this week I went to the lake. Thursday, I went to the lake. Friday, I was at the lake. Saturday, I came back from the lake. Sunday, I went to church. Monday, I went to basketball. Tuesday, I went to pickleball.

Wednesday, I'm podcasting with Jake. That's your name. My week's been good, man. It's been, I was kind of explaining it to you today or just when I was getting here today, like today was one of those days and kind of the week as a, as a whole has been a kind of a whirlwind of like, I feel like I'm so busy, but I haven't gotten a lot of stuff done, which is that's a whirlwind kind of the worst feeling in the world. Cause it's like, it's like, I don't, I don't know what's going on, but at the same time, i'm not getting very productive results out of what's going on that's how i feel whenever i'm

pretty constipated and like i finally get the job done it's like i feel accomplished but there were 35 minutes yes exactly yeah so i feel it so i've had a constipation of a week yeah okay uh no i've just been a uh all-star dad really is what it's come down to the last you know plain and simple i'm the man I'm killing it. So yeah, uh, really. And, and the reason I'm killing it is because Catherine's been an all-star mom slash all-star Christian woman, all-star Baptist. Proverbs 31.

Absolutely. Okay. No. Uh, so this week at our church is VBS and our churches, the church we go to is a bigger church and VBS. Now, what does that stand for? Uh, vacation Bible school. Now, what does that stand for? Vacation Bible School.

A little accent coming on there. I was about to say it in Spanish, but I was like, I don't know how to say that. That's okay. La Escuela Biblia de Vacacion. Lorna, is that good? Lorna! Go Ducks. Okay, so anyway, so Catherine's been leading like her class for bbs and bbs is like a huge thing in our church it's like a thousand kids there and whoa yeah so there's tons of

classes tons of preparation that has to go into it so like this weekend katherine's been preparing non-stop and so and then this week all more like every morning she's been there with hatt. And so I've been staying home with Bo and just like watching him. And then this weekend she was preparing all this stuff. So Hattie and I were at the lake, Catherine and Bo stayed home. Anyway. So it was just, I was just being a great dad, you know, Hattie, and then now being a great dad to Bo. So, um, yeah, today, especially like, I feel like I hadn't gotten anything done besides just like pouring into my kids and like, who needs that? a waste of time what a joke yeah they're not gonna they're not gonna survive they're not gonna be get fed on you know good values no no no you know they're gonna fit on pretzel sticks right carrots like katherine wants to buy organic you know i gotta i gotta get to work so uh anyway it's it's

been it's been a fine week uh overall uh we to play pickleball last night, which was really fun. We pickled last night. You almost broke the fence last night. Have we ever talked about that on the podcast? I don't think so. Justin also almost broke the fence last night. Justin, our editor, who's been editing our YouTube videos and our podcast for the last year or so, is in town visiting. Staying with me and Isaac.

Heck yeah. And Harrison. What's the nickname for... He's from Wisconsin. What's the... Is it the Dairy State? last year or so uh is in town visiting staying with me and isaac heck yeah and uh and harrison what's what's uh the nickname for he's from wisconsin what's the is it the dairy state it's surely it's not is it that's better that's better okay so badger boy is here badger boy in the house badger boy 55 i think is what he is on instagram um your boy justin 55 uh and so yeah justin came with this pickleball last night he had some trouble getting over fence brad has some trouble almost getting through a fence okay no this is awesome guys like so so this is only the second time i've been to this specific pickleball court and they have all these fences kind of uh you know

delineating the different courts good Good. Like dividing. Um, but the fences for whatever reason, like they have chain links on them, but the chain links on the bottom aren't connected to anything. And so they're very loose fences. And so it's like the, uh, the, the big bad wolf. It's like this fence was made out of straw. That's what it feels like. It was like the first house that they did. Yeah. fence. Yeah. And so the first time I was there, they also have like those like plastic coverings over the top of the chain link, maybe for protection or something.

Justin would get in that later. But I realized later, like last time I was there, that you can kind of go up to them. You know how like a wrestler in the ring will like go up, like go against the ropes and be like, and then like use that as his momentum to lunge forward at these people uh i learned that i could do that in pickleball if i just rocked on these fences for

a second and pickleball is a good sport you know to really get a running start at things to stone cold steve austin yourself into a play yeah so my partner is going to serve and as he's serving i'm rocking up against the chain link fence and chugging forward. So and there was one time where the fence didn't really come back with me. The ground is quaking at this point. And yeah, other people, I don't know if they appreciated it at the courts, but they stopped their game. I don't know if it was in awe or it was a loud noise. Yeah, but overall, fun time.

And then later on in the night, Justin, the ball went out over the court, over the fence and Justin somehow, I don't even know. You just, he just slipped. Just didn't quite make it over the fence properly. Oh, slippery hands, badger hands, badger hands. That's what they call them. Yeah. Badger hands.

56. Yep. That's him on Instagram. We'll get Justin on later. I want to know. I want to know all about your experience with badgers. I want to know. I just want to know. Mainly that, mainly that that's, that's pretty on Instagram. We'll get Justin on later. I want to know all about your experience with Badgers. I want to know. I just want to know.

Mainly that. Mainly that. That's pretty much it. So get some Badger facts going. Yeah, the bad episode. Badge episode. Yeah, hear it a bit. Don't go anywhere because we're going to do a fun game with Justin.

Last week, we asked you guys to send in one-star reviews from your hometown. So we'll get into that here in a little bit. But don't touch that remote. Don't touch that dial. We're going to keep recapping our week so uh how's your week been good very uh you know justin's been here the last three days i feel like we've had a a jam-packed schedule i've just kind of you know i don't know what justin expected out of maybe you know he can share more later out of like hanging out with me for three days but it's kind of just like uh there's been

two mornings now or wait isaac and i are just like playing so many sports just constantly now like we woke up at 6 30 this morning to go to a 720t time and then we also went to the driving range at like 9 45 at night two nights ago and then we pickleballed last night and we had basketball on monday too you know so we're just will you go straight from basketball to the driving range yeah did we was that the same night sunday night or no no no it wasn't yeah yeah we were already sweaty so it's like let's go to the driving range yeah did we was that the same night sunday night or no no no yeah yeah we're already sweaty so it's like let's go to the driving range why not yeah so uh we've been getting after it and been i've just been staying really busy and uh gene short stuff is really fun

and uh we had a video do really well um was it the one video that brad was not a part of yes is it a coincidence trey and i are talking about it. We don't, I don't know. Trey texted me late the other night and was like, Hey, can we talk? And I was like, that's never the text you want to get at 10 45 at night. But then you guys totally redeemed yourself for your love of pools this week. Oh my gosh. Yes. I was, yeah, I was talking to Trey about this. Yeah. This house and you know, whatever, he's going to potentially get another house and Oh, like, and we had to have a. And I was like, dude, I love the pool. I brought it up because I thought it was ridiculous. I'm like, so what are you looking

for? He's like, well, it's got to have a pool. And I'm like, are you joking? He's like, no, I mean, it has to have a pool. It has to. I'm like, what? I'm like, I tell Brad what you're telling me earlier. And then Brad just goes the other way. He's like, dude, I love pools. Yeah. It was, it was like, it was like some, like the way that we would have reacted on one of our videos, but in real life. Yeah. Yeah. It was like it was like some like the way that we would have reacted on one of our videos. But in real life. Yeah, I was like over the top. Oh, we were so excited. They're like, yes, like we could write stuff like while being in the pool.

We can just work in the pool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We were like he was like, yeah, we go to Vegas every year. Me and my friends and like I I always get like clammy and like dry skin because I'm in the pool the whole time. Like, yes, I would be doing that, too. That's what I do in Vegas. So totally redeem yourself. You're back now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like he was like, yes, I would be doing that, too. That's what I do in Vegas. So totally redeem yourself.

You're back now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, he was like, actually, I don't need to talk to you anymore. Pool conversation. It's good. Pool thing. Yeah. Chlorine homies.

But yeah, Ben, let's talk about basketball first. Not much to say other than Luke Hoagland dot com is back. And Luke Hoagland dot com is the man. I mean, it turns out he's an even different beast while engaged. Yeah. So he crushed it. He was getting a little aggressive out there at the beginning, maybe because he was engaged and realizing he's getting closer.

Yeah. It gets harder to keep your hands to yourself. It does. It showed. Short engagements. Advice to everybody out there. Just saying. Five months or less.

Five months or less. I'm serious. Okay. Thank you. Serious. Serious. At one point, pretty early on in the game i think you were nearby i don't know if you saw it happen you tried to set a screen for me appreciate it by the way i don't tell you thank you enough

thank you for the ball screen you're welcome anyway i think you got called for an illegal screen this time so oh i leaned into the guy oh you deserve this one it was real it was a good call okay so they call the foul and i would say a full second or two has gone by i'm still just like dribbling the ball and this old man so this is a team of like guys in their 20s but then one guy is like 55 or something probably yeah it's their youth pastor yeah it's their dad it's gotta be a dad i was thinking it was definitely like because you could sign up as a free agent for casey crew and i was like oh this poor guy just signed up and they got thrown on this team full of these guys like that sucks for

him or sucks for the guys they're like well we kind of wanted to just be our friends now we got old man river with us that should be a fancy football consequences you have to sign up as a free agent and the other the rest of your friends get to pick the sport that's a really good one but you like you like tout yourself as like pretty good like yeah i played in college what's the highest level i can compete yeah yeah in cornhole or something like can you imagine if i lost our fantasy football league and i had to go play like competitive soccer as a free agent yeah you just show up with like huge shin guards like purely brand new do they still wear shin guards i don't know i genuinely i don't think in iraq league they're wearing chins shinny's i think they're called but calvin let us know anyway uh this older gentleman

like the ball screen has been called i'm just troubling it like kind of like looking at the goal but i mean the play is over and he goes to like steal it from me and i'm like you know i kind of move my hand away and then he like aggressively like takes it from me and rips it from me i'm like whoa oh okay old man is a little feisty. Like he must've, you know, I don't know. He's won too many pre-workouts. Possibly. Anyway, the next time down the floor, I've been chatting up my guy that, you know,

I'm guarding quite a bit. We already got a good rapport going a few minutes into the game. And I go, yo, I gotta know what's the deal with the old man. Thinking that maybe he just saw what happened. He's going to be on my side. Like, yeah, well, you don't know who this guy is.

He goes, oh, that guy over there. That's my dad. Oh, that's, oh, okay okay we were wondering who that was oh that man of virtue just throw that salt of the earth guy who is that gentleman over there oh i love it yeah so then i kind of stopped guarding him as much because i don't want to i don't want to get into extra extra poultry with this guy yeah so yeah switch off hands that was a bummer what was your basketball experience like uh well i was gonna say whenever i set that screen i did kind of like like every once in a while i like to let him know like hey big daddy's coming for the screen

like so i think i kind of leaned into it a little too hard sometimes i'm like dude i'm gonna hurt you and so i kind of say like watch out watch out watch out yeah i also do that if your teammates not calling it's like this is gonna hurt yeah you're going to yeah get a concussion real quick so but that time i leaned into it and the the other team was like whoa whoa whoa that'll get a call and and i always get so fired up when they call a foul and the other team's still freaking out about it yeah like like like i literally was like they called the foul you got what you wanted what do you what what am i supposed to do yeah so anyway uh other than that basketball experience was fine it was uh it was just an ugly game.

I don't think any of us would say we played well. I don't even think Luke would say he played particularly. Luke and Josh won the game for us. Yeah, they were nice. But Josh, right? Yeah. That's his name. I was like, we had another Josh.

He's free agent. He's free agent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, the rest of us just did not play super well. I think the craziest thing was that they called so many fouls at the beginning at one point we had nine points and nine fouls that was kind of fun it was yeah they were in the one and one i looked up at the score and i i like like said to the guy next to me i was like have you ever been in the one and one when the score

is seven to five before like 10 minutes left in the first half of the rec league basketball game we were in the one and one they're calling it tight but hey we didn't win it so yeah it was fun and was it a coincidence that was the one game isaac hasn't been at i'm not saying maybe but i texted him later that night i don't know i need to talk to you to meet the pool later so uh wait speaking the pool just reminded me back of gene schwartz i want to talk about i don't know why it's so funny i keep thinking about it i mean we all thought it was funny at the time but we shot a video this week which will be fun i think the ghosties are gonna love it does anything with like i feel like me and like yeah dating i feel like the ghost you just eat it up and whatever so we did a video especially when it's my wife yeah

your future wife baby uh what am i saying i don't know i was trying okay everyone's gonna be like jake was so cute you're so flustered right there oh okay basically we shot this video i figure we're gonna call it honest first dates or like guys versus girls on first date something like that yeah we went back and forth on a lot of things but we get a couple girls involved uh to to be in the video we're kind of asking them like for some input on certain stuff you know like do girls also fart when the date is over and then we're asking them like what's like have you ever been on like a terrible date what's the worst thing and then emily i think she still listens to the pod probably oh yeah emily let us know uh she goes i mean this was i mean right off the bat i mean this one is it's super crazy or super weird

but i went on a date with a guy one time who couldn't stop saying that's what's up everything i said the entire night and we all just lost it it's so subtle but so just like beautifully hilarious oh so oh um i'm actually a elementary education major oh that's what's up that's what's up so like uh like you you think in like uh inner city or like suburbs kind of thing i don't know i kind of grew up out in the country so i might do like something out there kind of that's what's up that's what's up that's what's up uh yeah and what year are you that doing that what what year in school are you for that oh i'm a senior oh really yeah senior that's what's up i just like how like just progressively oh now wait wait you like pools too? Hello? Oh, just a second. Hey, that's what's up on the phone.

I don't know. Oh, no. That's what's up. That's what's up. Like I've been texting it to people who don't even know the inside joke. I just can't stop saying that's what's up. I think it's so funny. I've been playing around with different spellings too.

I've been trying to figure out what works, what looks good. I like D-A-S-S-W-H-A-S-S-U-P. I've been playing around with different spellings too. I've been trying to figure out what works, what looks good. I like D-A-S-S-W-H-A-S-S-U-P. Das wassup. Das wassup. Oh, no. Das wassup. Das wassup, dude.

I think that's a whole different video we make sometimes. Like maybe a short where we just like start out kind of simple. Like das wassup. Oh, that's cool. Das wassup. And by the end of it, we're like, you know spin move guys what's up something just crazy hey ghost runners throw it throw a reel up we'll do it someday someday so um so anyway that was fun that was what was up that was up that was what's up i did i can't hear oh there we go okay yeah uh well the funny thing was that that didn't make

in the video did it i we yeah we forgot about it like until the very end i was like oh we forgot that oh well this video is already pretty long yeah um but i'm excited to see how that one gets edited because i think that's gonna make or break that one there's a lot of gold in there no pressure derek but uh because yeah it was like and as we were going we kind of like switched a little bit of how we were doing it and so we'll see how it all ends up going but see how it shakes out but yeah we laughed out loud a lot during the filming of that one yeah there were times where it's like all right lindsey maybe say this you know about me like you know as an actress and as a voiceover and then you look right at me and say something pretty mean like all right hey please don't kiss me like or whatever she said

some lines she's like maybe i should kiss him it would really make his night i was like we didn't even tell you to say that why are you looking me in the eyes for this voiceover she said it so believably too like it would really make his night you know what he needs this or do you work at subway all of a sudden lindsey geez come on we've been friends for eight years i don't need that oh my gosh dude yeah she did awesome so yeah that's great it'll be fun it'll be fun to see see the response so thank you guys all for all your responses all the comments it's always so fun to like see the uh what's it called the engagement yeah interaction but like the intermingling of like ghost runners jean shorts together trey and derrick have both mentioned it they're like there are so many ghost runners

commenters like they can tell yeah yeah like who you guys are so it really is cool keep it so cool it's so cool so and i don't know you but i know i'm at a point where gene church isn't big enough i've seen every comment on the videos i mean even there's like 350 on some videos but i've still seen all of them i'm still checking back out like the old ones like every day yeah it's almost like an addiction at this point like i gotta stop i know yeah this is gonna i'm just gonna be transparent here i'm a little addicted to the YouTube revenue just because I'm not even logged into that. So I don't know that. I'll text you.

Okay. Yeah. Just with Trey, I've always been in the dark with it. And even Josh, I never knew Josh just like cut me a check every now and then. I'm like, okay, I just trusted him. Yeah. Right. All right.

I never knew. So this is my first time really seeing like our views, our CPM, our revenue, you know, what we're taking in. And it's just, oh man, I'm a little too into it. Really? Command R. Yeah. Oh yeah. Holy cow. Whoa. $12. use our cpm our revenue you know what we're taking in it's just oh man i'm a little too into really command r yeah oh yeah holy cow whoa twelve dollars yeah that's a couple chipotle burritos yeah it's really not much oh that reminds me yeah i today chipotle yep yep i uh i go to chipotle and uh i order my typical and this is embarrassing but whatever brown rice

i'll tell you yep brown rice chicken queso booyah it's already in the flour tortilla oh they have different tortillas only for no maybe not anymore they used to have corn taco tortillas corn taco teats um careful they've asked me to stop saying that when i go there that's my beef they won't let me say tarts anymore. Let me say teats anymore. Give me some of those milky white teats. Flour. Yeah, so I can't go to the one on 75th in Waldo anymore, but I have to bounce around. But anyway, I go today and yeah, I order my brown rice chicken queso.

Yeah. It's a three pointer. It's a three pointer every time. It's great. Tell me what that means. It means you only get three things in your burrito and it only costs five dollars dude that's nuts it's nice especially because the queso is usually additional money yeah yeah that's a hack yeah so it's awesome and i get it every time that's always the the order that's always how they bring it up and then today some some woman i've never seen before we never even

talked to eats before this is the first time and uh she goes all right chicken burrito or with a large drink that'll be 12 63 i don't think so and then i go i wasn't as direct as i could have been i go ah i think that's a three-pointer he goes uh you're like oh you crossed her over real quick three-pointer i did not know where you're going with that. I was dribbling the ball, dude. It's kind of hard to do in my chair. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Pass to me, pass back. Three-pointer, right? I did all that. That sure reminds me. I saw TikTok last night.

It was pretty funny. It was like when girls say they're literally balling right now, and it was spelled like B-A-L-L, because the girls will comment that with the wrong homonym of that. And so it was a TikTok of this guy just balling his eyes out with a basketball like literally bawling right now okay anyway this chipotle yeah she's like ah no i think it's a what'd you have on there and i already didn't like her like i'm not willing to go talk to anyone i'm not gonna ask anyone i'm gonna i'm gonna figure it out yeah and what you have in there i go chicken rice queso just those three

to kind of you of make it easy. Just those three. So one, two, three, I think. Are you familiar with the Jackson 5 song, ABC, one, two, three? Are you familiar with how they count through those? And just those three. She goes, ah, okay. So for the three-pointer, that's only for two things.

Well, I don't know. Exactly what I said. I go, well. Like the third point is the tortilla around it. It's like, Oh, that's not true. I literally said, I go, that's what, that's not what's up. That's not what's up. That's not what's up.

I've seen what's up. I've seen it. That's not what's up. I've been to what's up. That's not what's up. Yeah. I'm taking my family to what's up. No, we all go to what's up every year.

Vacation to what's up. We get the what's up discount. 20% off what whatsapp all day long and that is not it i guarantee us all that to say that's not no anyway yeah i go well i think that's probably what they call it three-pointer isn't it and she goes huh i don't know why they call it three-pointer she had the nerve to look me in the eyes and say that i don't know why honestly yeah i thought about it three points huh i guess no reason probably well why do you think they called that in basketball maybe then

tina um do you think it's because you think that's how it is there yeah yeah it's a three pointer and the scorekeeper's like okay three point three point i have to always remember three pointer is the same so i'm i i grew up learning spanish so i say trace three so it sounds kind of similar so that's how i know it counts as three points and then a three-pointer i just look at that up every time when they score three and that's how i know and yeah and so i just i i rolled over no you didn't yeah no dude why oh jakey i know you're gonna be disappointed in me because did she also charge you for the queso then? Yeah, she must have.

It was like $12. That is so not what's up, dude. Because it's like a $7 burrito. And then she charged you another like $1.52 for the queso. Yeah. So you lost $4, dude. Yeah. You lost basically another burrito right there.

I heard, you know, like 15 seconds of refresh time on our YouTube page is what I lost there. Exactly. I was about to say, if you are listening to this, watching this, click over to Jean shorts, watch every one of our videos in succession real quick. Get my burrito money back and comment on every single post. We're getting Jake's burrito money back. Okay. Cause I think every comment is 75 cents. So yeah. Um, so Sergei's new campaign, 75 to 75 and a half depending on how you um you know the canadian yeah you get it so but yeah i rolled over i don't know i just wasn't in

the right mood to fight it or something and she was just so like weirdly firm like not even willing to budge at all that i was like man i don't even know if i want to get into this yeah and no i don't no it's only two things actually oh i guess all See, so if I'm like a listener out there and I hear like, oh, you go for the three pointer thing, I'm going to get exactly what Jake gets for five dollars. And it's my first time going to Chipotle. Like and like I've I've never gotten it myself before. And they say it's nine dollars. I'd be like, maybe Jake was wrong.

Maybe that's just Kansas City. But you go all the time. Three days ago. That's what I said. I said, I get that. I'm like i i understand you think this but i i get this like three or four times a week and it's always five dollars can you please talk to somebody but then again you don't want to be that guy to the 15

people behind you either i think i'm so conscientious of other of someone else hearing me yes you know just there's a guy right next to me and i don't want to like even be somewhat of a karen you know i just want to like right hey i'm a Karen, you know, I just want to like, right. Hey, I'm easy going. I'm cool. I'll pay $4 extra. Do you think, yeah. How would you do, would you describe somebody as a Karen? If they're just trying to get their justifiable money? Like to me, Karen's are the people too. To me, Karen's are like the service sucks or like the, like, like you, you just didn't treat me right. Or you're being rude to me and you know, whatever, not getting, giving me an extra free drink or something yeah karen's almost like having an unrealistic expectation and being mad that it's

not being met right yeah so that's a good point but they probably in their heads think no this is justified too yeah so so yeah well i'm trying to also do similar things uh as far as being a karen i guess or just getting justified i rented a uHaul the other night because I bought a storage unit. And my dude, I always do that when you have storage units. I've always said like, if you ever get a storage unit, I'm going to do an ASMR on the Dr. Pepper. You got a storage unit though. That's fine.

I got a storage unit. Your tabletops, your table teats. Yeah. My, my, uh, good old, yeah. They're round, um, tabletops. And so, uh, they really are, but well, octagonal, but you know,

you know, if you look at them, we'll, we'll smooth them over. Yeah. Uh, anyway, uh,

a long time ago, like a year ago, I bought all these tabletops. Stop. Don't say whatever you want to say. I could tell, I could tell you to edit yourself right there. My,

my hands went up and I was like, that's probably not a good sign. Both my hands went up. So I put my hands back down, but I bought all these tabletops, uh, hoping to sell them. And by God's grace, just been very busy with the tables that I'm getting orders for. Oh, he is good. He is, you know, shout out to our creator all the time.

Um, that's right. And so, uh, anyway, um, so, but this guy, like I bought all these tables probably only sold, I think like three of them. And I think I bought a hundred of them so far, but I like, if I sell the, the a hundred that I sold, like the three, four, I'm going to be very rich. I'm, I'm, I'm going to install a pool in my house. Oh yeah. Okay.

Margins are nice. Very nice. That's what's up. That's what's up. Like I, I think I've like for the three that I've sold so far, I think I've sold them for like 12 times as much as I bought them for. That is we like to call markup that is what we like to call what's hot so anyway um but this guy was really nice and like has been letting me basically store all these things in his house for a year and it's finally like hey man hey i

want to see my tv yeah he's in his living room you know there's a huge like back you know house hey i can't see my daughter right you come take these uh so anyway first of all funny story about i guess the karen part is that i rented a u-haul long story short rented a u-haul filled it back up with gas and they said i didn't fill it up with enough gas i know i filled it up i absolutely did i i gave it an extra half gallon that's what's up okay that's what's up so i i've been trying to reach out to them that's that's's the caring part so just trying to be like hey just because it was like 29 extra for like they're charged that's not what's up that's way on what's up that's not it so uh it's so anyway but the other funny thing was that these this guy like i came to like move all these tabletops out and i

had already picked up the first time that i bought all this stuff from him. I picked up like a huge U-Haul trucks worth of stuff. So I had gotten a lot of stuff. And whenever I picked up the first time, this guy's grandson helped us put all the tabletops in. It was me and Isaac the first time that went and got them. And so Isaac and I like resonated with this or like laughed about this joke later because his grandson is I think the same age as Isaac or maybe a year younger and super strong guy great worker but for whatever reason farted like 10 times okay whenever he was moving and like pretty unabashedly like pretty just like let it go let's let it rip to the point where i'm like yeah does he like can he not control the hearing problem maybe yeah maybe he's deaf um

and like he was just letting him go let him fly and i'm like like i've never i've never seen somebody with that kind of confidence honestly i had never seen anybody like just let him go not not comment on him not say like oh excuse me guys are like oh man dude same thing this time when i picked him up he's got mo that's his thing and this time it wasn't even like and i also thought like it was just me isaac and him like moving most of the stuff in i was like maybe he's just like comfortable around this younger dudes this time it was me and him and his grandpa and like his two uncles moving all this stuff in and yeah just letting them rip like nobody's business

just hey man the uncle didn't say anything so maybe this guy's got an issue but did isaac i feel like isaac would have a tough time not giggling with every little fart that comes out like i've seen him at an open mic night right some terrible jokes and isaac can't hold it in well yeah it was one of those things where like we weren't necessarily we were we were in different stages of moving the tables the whole time like you know so he was at the end of the truck so it wasn't like we like talked too much next to each other but then as we got in the truck he's like dude we gotta talk about this yeah he's like that guy was ripping a the whole time so i texted isaac right when i left i was like dude i just picked up the rest of the tables old drew's doing it again so that was fun um anyway we got a storage unit i feel

like an old old uh adult now no that's awesome so yeah i look forward to like having stuff like that like someday i would like to have a shed that i put right you know my lawnm in there's something, I think it's a manly thing like where it's like, there's something exciting about like a blank space. Like I got really excited when I opened up the storage unit and I was like, I can put it however I want in here. Like I can, yeah, I can put the tabletops in any organizational pattern. I want sets of twos, maybe stack them up. That's what's up stack them up that's what's up t-shirt idea um so anyway yeah but i worked it was awesome like they had those four guys helping me load the truck had zero guys helping me unload the truck and katherine's like are you gonna ask anybody i

was like i i hate asking people for stuff like that anyway and it was sunday night at like 6 p.m and so i didn't and so i worked until like 10 p.m by myself that was not what's up so uh but anyway it was fine time well congrats on that thanks man the uh the whole like chipotle story that i told her there reminded me of another story that um i'm just never gonna get to anything i actually wrote down i'm just gonna one story is gonna keep spawning another but also this past week I went to a messenger coffee. I think train, I went there to get some work done or something. That's what's up.

And the, uh, the barista, uh, I ordered some, some raspberry toast or something like that. And a coffee. And she said,

I stopped you. Does that, is that raspberry jam on regular toast or is that raspberry bread with butter? Good question. This is raspberry like jam reserves. Yeah. On the toast or something that raspberry bread with butter good question this is raspberry like jam preserves yeah on the toast or something like that good for you thank you and uh she goes after my you know i ordered toast and a coffee but at the end of that order she's like all right now and uh can i get a good name for the toast a good name yeah yeah so i i kind

of like i was like all right let's you know let's be a little fun. So I go, ah, you know, I think Toast works fine. And she goes, I'm sorry? I said, I think Toast, you know, is doing a fine job. You know, I think that's a good name for Toast. You call it SBB? What? Slightly burned bread? I don't know.

What do you want to go? And this time I did not roll over. I wasn't like, I'm just kidding. Yeah. So I just go, I think, you know, I think Toast does the job. I think everyone knows what Toast means. Were you pretty serious about it? Yeah, no, I was like deadpan. And there was no one around me. I think that roll over. I wasn't like, I'm just kidding. Yeah. So I just go, uh, I think, you know, I think toast does the job. I think everyone knows what toast means. Were you pretty serious about it? Yeah,

no, I was like deadpan and there was no one around me. I think that's why. It's because I'm not worried about whether people are thinking, just me and her. Not the timing of like, oh, these people are behind me.

They're waiting or these people, I'm a jack wagon. I don't have to worry about that. Right. And you know, I'm like, no, I think toast,

I don't know. Everyone knows what toast is. I think it's a great name. Yeah. You've heard of it. You know? Yeah. I think it's fine how it is.

She's like, I'm sorry, but like the name for the toast. I'm like, yeah, no, I think it's a great name yeah you've heard of it you know yeah i think it's fine how it is like i'm sorry but like a the name for the toast i'm like yeah no i i think that's great and it just it never went away and then like i'm sorry what dude i love this yeah and it just i think eventually i guess i did roll over but i stuck with it for a while i was like oh for the order yeah oh for my order let's just good name is jake right let's just go let's just go with my name i liked i want them to learn a little bit yeah to speak better from now but but even if they said can i get a good name for the order i would just say the order like the order is good i think that's a funny

joke too what's a good name for the order i mean either the number i have or just the order yeah i mean you can just go with the order like like yeah can i take your orders fine you know so the order um i thought it was good how we had it oh just i'd say no need to switch now i like a good name for the toast if they would say can i get a name for the toast that would have been kind of funny too because you'd be like i don't know regina like whatever you want to call the toast i'm going to eat it so it's not going to have much feelings in a second but like yeah a good name for toast yeah that's a good name for the toast yeah are you gonna write that in your stand up?

Because if not, I'll steal that. Oh, you think that's good? I think that's really funny. I had written down in my stand notes beforehand. Hey, you don't have to say no pressure. No, no pressure. I need it. I think earlier I'd mentioned on the podcast.

I had to write down my stand notes when they say, like, what's a good name for that order? And you're like, you know, Reagan's good or whatever. Gandhi would be a good name. But you think for the toast was maybe the toast is funnier yeah okay or yeah it doesn't have to be toast maybe you can think of something funnier than toast because toast is like you can't order toast at every coffee shop hey good name for the pastry this is me passing it off you take it you take it that's your that's your bit people are gonna know me for that toast i'm gonna have t-shirts yeah jock james toast guy he always does the toast bit right for the jock jams dude i can't wait to do jock jams worldwide i think it's i seriously i

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That reminds me, I went to a Royals game this past week. And I went with my buddy Joel, who I live with. No, different Joel. Oh, Joel Harney. Yes, Joel's team was texting me, trying to hang out. I was like, I don't know. He's like, come on, it'll be prosperous for you, brother. Yeah, I just got a new Ferrari.

You want to hop in? Come on. I was like, no. Come on, we can use your mom's 10% that she tied died last week um yeah dinner's on your mom come on uh that's not what's up no joel he was the dallas version of brad is what you he was my dallas brad yeah uh just uh knew the office really well great sense of humor really fun guy to hang out with and do you live with you and then for a moment him and uh his wife uh bailey lived with josh and cassie and myself so full house there for a party but um joel's back up in the kansas area went to the

royals game i went with him and his like youth group of children was it faith and family night no it was country music night so it's even better kind of yeah one in the same brother uh so that was a good time but uh so many things uh that i jotted down for my time patrol one of them was so he's he listens to the podcast but he's only on like 90 or something right now oh fun so he's like has brad ever considered doing stand-up and i go oh you're in for a treat when the time comes i was like you gotta be getting pretty close to yeah yeah we start talking about it a lot so it's cool that he like thinks i can you know he has confidence in me he had he had so many good things to say i wish you could have been there he had like all

these ideas for us he want he would said he would love to see a youtube series that we do called like jake and brad try you know and it's like we're gonna try you know snorkeling you know like jake and brad try you know unicycling or whatever it's like we just go and do all these like random things like we try toast making i don't know that's a really fun idea yeah and like it's got to be something that neither of us have done yeah yeah together and like in the common person i think is like how hard is that to do i think there's a little bit of element of like is that difficult right and it'd be interesting like some things i'm sure i would be better at and you'd be better at and neither neither of us would be good at so you even try food i was gonna say yeah just be like

what is this stuff i remember watching like survivor back in the day or even the amazing race and you're like oh they're to be so good at this challenge. And then they're not like, wow, I really thought I knew these people. So we can have that aspect to it. I really thought I knew them. They've been on an island for 15 days. I bet people would be able to predict accurately if I could unicycle or not. Like if you're if you're thinking right now, like one way or the other, I bet you're right.

I'm not going to say which way. And you might I don't want to say which way, but I'm'm just gonna say you might be off the hook because i might have already done it so really bummer if you're really looking for a unicycle i also think you could unicycle true uh it's pretty tough i would slam myself in the shins pretty often in the shins like with the you know the pedal like it would come up or i would i'd fall off the unicycle oh i see like as you're falling you would slam yourself in the. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like while pedaling. Yeah, I was like in the midst of it not going well. My shins were hurting.

But yeah, that that terrifies me. Like anytime. It's not great. Like I never even want to go no handlebars on a bike. How do they do that? I don't know. Literally yesterday going no handlebars. He was crushing it.

Did he have his shirt off with like tattoos? No, he had a shirt on with a backwards hat. Dang. That's cool move, though. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Remember that song? I can ride my mic with no handlebars i do handlebar justin put that in right here i'm just gonna make justin put in a lot of stuff um uh a few other things from joel real quick yes thank you at one point he said uh i think it just recently he watched the infamous

spelling bee between me and harrison he's like dude that was some of the best content i've ever seen. It was awesome. And he goes, I can't believe you haven't made a t-shirt that said Harrison blew a three, one lead. It's like, that is pretty hilarious. Oh, that's a good one. That's like a patron only t-shirt. Like, yeah. Oh, because they're the only people who've seen it. Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Joel, I'll Venmo you if we make any money off that. Please. Um, at one point we were talking about, you know, cold sinuses, yada, yada. And he said the sentence, why don't we just call a fever a hot? And I think that's a pretty clever statement.

I think that makes a lot of sense. Why do we call a cold cold and a hot fever? A hot fever? Why don't we call a fever a hot? You're right, Joel. I don't know. That sounds weird. That's why you don't call it that.

I think I'm getting a hot. Getting a hot. I don't know. I had a cold last's why you don't call it that. I think I'm getting a hot. I'm getting a hot. I don't know. I had a cold last week. Let me feel you. Are you fever? Yeah, I've got a hot. Yeah, I think I have a hot.

Okay, let me feel you. Are you fever? Anyway. Get it started. Start calling it a hot. I just need my hot to break. And then I'll be good. Yeah.

Yeah. I got disco hot. Nice. What else? What else has fever in it? a disco hot. Nice. What else? What else has fever in it? Cabin. Cabin hot. There you go.

OK. One last thing for the Orioles game. Being amongst a youth group, it is an interesting experience sitting behind two rows of Generation Z. I'm just I'm on camera constantly like on their Snapchats. I mean, I just I see myself 40 times an inning. What's your what's your strategy? Do you look at the camera or do you just try to ignore it the whole time at a certain point it's like i can't just keep photobombing it's never gonna stop

and photobombing is the worst too maybe i shouldn't have started yeah you know and not even really that photobombing but just like trying to like you know like right right right because this girl's just firing off snaps like these are more for the people that are receiving it she doesn't even see this picture she's not people still kids are still snapping oh big snaps i know that makes me sound 50 years old but like why are the kids snapping what do you mean why are they snapping but like like the way that they're snapped like she's just like a quick picture not even like really no text yeah just faces yeah it's still happening oh i don't get that i don't i don't get it you would you would consider it not what's up that is absolutely under the radar of not what's up um so well yeah because it's one of those things where

like i don't really like the way i look right here so i don't really want a bunch of pictures getting shot off of me right here but i also don't want to be like staring at the camera the whole time so what like what like in your position is what i'm saying like your position you're you're in the background of all these pictures oh yeah i guess it it was just fascinating to just see myself over and over and over again and like then it got me thinking like how often is this generation seeing their own face like they're seeing themselves way more than any generation has ever seen themselves before like what's that doing right you know i don't know i don't know could be what's up uh kind of on the same lines not really but like there was a netflix

thing that i watched uh where this guy got accused of murder and he was his always at the dodgers game yeah he's sick that's from the curb your enthusiasm episode and so it's like kind of the same idea of like yeah all these people are in the backgrounds of snaps some days i'm gonna use snaps to like yeah solve a murder i'm accused of something i'm like joel i need you who is that girl who's sitting right in front of me right i need you to ask her everyone she snapchatted that night and if anyone screenshotted anything she sent right there's my alibi yeah i did not steal and kill that donkey they're they're accusing me i did not i know that's not what's up i did not yeah so um i am going to Philadelphia with Sammy.

Cool guy, Sammy. I think it's in like late September. He's got season tickets to the Eagles and the Ravens somehow. I don't know who this guy is, man. I mean, I don't know how he's getting these connections.

Uh, but he's a listener of the podcast. He's become a friend of ours. We play basketball with them. And he told us he was proud of us. He did in the text. Oh, our basketball team like yeah great win guys proud of you guys thanks sammy he's he's the new scott like he gets into it more

he's pretty fired up yeah he's like looking at like the team standings and the you know league and everything but uh yeah anyway we're going to two different games we're going to the eagles game at noon that day and then we're going to the chiefs Ravens game Sunday night. And so it's going to be awesome. But he asked me, he's like, Hey, when are you going to be in Philly? Because I'm thinking about getting a tattoo that weekend, but I won't, if you're going to come. And I was like, what? Like, I would love to go watch you get a tattoo. You don't think I want to watch teats tats. Sorry. I mean, I was at Chipotle, but like, I don't know. I I'm, I'm kind of, you know, Chipotle. But like, I don't know.

I'm, I'm kind of, I'm maybe more excited to go to the tattoo parlor than the football games. Like I've never been to one and I've definitely never been to one that Sammy's been to, man. I mean, he's, he's,

he's tied up. Like that guy knows his way around parlors. Yeah. He's inked up. Yeah. Like if you were to weigh him with ink or without ink, there would be a difference. Absolutely.

Yeah. Like he's thinking about going on Weight Watchers, but he might just go ink stop. I't know it'll be immediate i don't know like shake your head i don't know yeah anyway so i don't have much more to say that he's like he's like you should get a tattoo too and i was like oh that could be fun like that's i i could never pull that off is what i told him and i can't but i also don't have much more to say that. He's like, you should get a tattoo, too. And I was like, oh, that could be fun. Like, that's I could never pull that off is what I told him. And I can't. But I also don't want to pull that. And you got to think about your skin post string being 100 percent.

Oh, it's going to tighten up idea, though. It's like when you draw something tiny on a little balloon and then you blow it up and then it's like, whoa, it's a face. You do the opposite. We're like this tattoo is meant to shrink. And then it's like pangea opposite opposite pangea but you just do you get yeah you get pangea on you what's pangea backwards and i'll just put that in sanskrit on my a e g n a p nice i can't you could put that on you put

that on there but really spaced out letters slim down gosh it's gonna be amazing pangea and people won't be able to see it really very well no because i'm so skinny yep and so tiny so stringy so string string beanie yeah anyway uh something happened to me this week uh went played been playing a lot of golf i actually had so much fun playing golf i think it was thursday friday night uh did like a scramble it was so it was me and harrison versus scott and isaac nice it was so fun because scott and harrison are very good golfers and isaac and i are just starting so you know a scramble it's like every shot you you each hit like you know a drive and then you take the best drive and then you each hit a shot from that next ball and then you take the next one so it's like less

pressure in a way yeah yeah for the people that aren't as good especially yeah when you're you're not really letting your team down as much exactly it's awesome's awesome. And usually golf is just you on a team. You're just always letting yourself down. So this is great. And, you know, if your teammate played college sports, then it's really awesome. Sure. Yeah.

And we just had so much fun. It was such a close game. And, you know, Isaac and I were still somewhat contributing from time to time. So it wasn't like it was just, all right, this is just one-on-one at this point. So had a blast. We go to Shake Shack afterwards.

And then who do I see there? But freaking Adam Hall. I can't get away from this dude. He's the dude that I met at the plaza like two years ago because we made eye contact on the sidewalk. And then I saw him again. Oh, really? That was when you met?

Yeah, it was that day. Did you also meet Luke Hoagland by making eye contact? Yeah, I was in Pilgrim Coffee. You just look at guys a lot. It's always dudes. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, then bumped into him the day uh i filled my tire pressure up to 64 psi he was at the quick trip that day and then now i saw him at uh i thought i told you

that maybe you did i thought that's a stretch that's rad maybe you did yeah and uh so i just i keep seeing this guy and that's really fun quite the quinky dink yeah and uh we're kind of talking we're in line at shake shack and he goes dude you know who that is behind us i was like looking at this guy looks like you know some five seven guy that i don't recognize i'm like no he's like that's a spider-man guy like what tom holland i think the actor no he goes that's the guy who was always like running around like the plaza like a spider-man costume that's him i. I was like, okay, hold on. Didn't know about this. Yeah. And are we okay with this?

Spider-Man. He just runs around the plaza in a Spider-Man costume. I guess this is a thing in Kansas City. Is this a Shake Shack on the plaza? Yeah. And he was right behind us. I felt so lucky. I was right in front of Spider-Man.

I thought you guys were like Travis Kelsey or something. Yeah, no, it's just, I was excited too. You know who that is? That's the guy who doesn't have a job. That's the guy who no one knows his name like no one that's the guy who can solve one of those crazy rubik's cubes probably yeah maybe so yeah that's the guy who plays uh four person sorry by himself on the weekends uh you know who that is that's the guy who has the dance dance revolution record at cave and Buster's. That's right. Yeah. Like these are all the same thing. Like.

I'm almost done. Yeah. Oh, I kind of hurt my knee right there. Be careful, baby. So. That's funny. Huge night for me. Golf scramble.

You saw the Spider-Man guy. Yeah. That's insane. Out of costume too, which is way cooler that way. Yeah. Because a lot of people don't even recognize him at that point. No. No.

That was sick. Oh, no, no. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, should we get on with our game? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's about time.

We've been going for like 45 minutes at this point. All right. It's time for Justin's here. And we're going to play the one star review game. Justin, Justin, Justin. Ormy? Is that how you pronounce it? Is that your legitimate guess? Yes.

No. Really? No. Did you think that's how you said it? Orm. Really? Yep. Dang it.

He is silent. Is this going to pick me up? Yeah. You're talking a good volume that sounds great um so it worked out

that we asked you guys for some emails last week for one star reviews from your hometown and then we gave you super clear directions on how to send them in I was a little worried

about it it was gonna be tough to do this for Rad9 I'm sure you guys did great but it works out perfect that Justin is here he is gonna be our goody proctor

of uh this game little crucible reference for everybody out there. So, yeah. Yeah. So, Justin is going to... Let's talk to Justin. I don't know if we need to get right into the game.

I don't think we need to get right into it. We can find him dinner first, you know? Yeah, at least buy us something. We can at least get him a three-pointer. Justin, you got any badger facts? First of all, have you ever seen a badger? I thinking about that and i don't think i have oh i don't have either what's but yeah i mean i basically i live in wisconsin but i'm basically in minnesota like that's the whole culture that's the whole yeah like vibe of where i live do you so minnesota is not the

badger state last time i checked it's not it's the lake of 10,000 lakes. Yeah. Um, that'd be a fun quiz. I think I could get at least half of the. Really? Oh, like process of elimination. Half of them. Not like, not like, Hey, what's Kansas?

Can you send some flowers? Like I wouldn't, I don't think I would get that. Um, so do you claim Wisconsin? Like, are you proud of being from Wisconsin though? Are you more like, yeah, I mean, I'm a'm a minnesota guy no no i definitely claim more wisconsin um i live there most of my life i was actually born in hawaii oh that's right and your dad's a cpa yeah that's right because we talked about one time on the podcast like yeah what are people doing like that are white that live in hawaii like yeah like do they have jobs like it's like exactly what

pertain to me is like, yeah, yeah, it's time a little bit today. And they just like move there just because. Right. Yeah. So my mom. Gosh, that's nice. That's a dream. Are we doing it with the pool? Us three and Justin's dad. Let's do it. Don't make all the money. No. Yeah. So my parents got married right after college. Went to the same college in Minnesota. And then they basically said, okay, whoever gets the first job, we're going to move there.

Oh. And then my mom got a teaching job in Hawaii. Oh, man. And so they moved there. And then eventually my dad found his own work for his own major. But he had to do some other odd jobs. He worked at a bowling alley and all that kind of stuff. You know which island?

I'm sure you do. Yeah. We were on the big island okay of hawaii yep lived in kaluakona yeah nice dude yeah i'm we moved when i was four though so i don't remember a time and like that's why i don't really claim hawaii usually yeah it's just like a fun fact i throw in there so i usually say i'm from wisconsin okay that's a good like freshman year college truth truth said a lie when you throw in there i was born in hawaii yeah right there's a silent e in my name you know yada yada those are the those are the facts but i wonder how many people have gone that route you know the the old hawaii wisconsin route you know like it doesn't seem like a very common one you know i mean talk about a letdown i mean i that's why i love traveling so much is because I grew up on a farm. Right. I live in Kansas. It's like even palm trees, you know, or anything.

You just mount heights. Yeah. Or just like a nice climate. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. This is refreshing. This air.

Yeah. This is so, so awesome. Yeah. And so I can't imagine going to Hawaii to Wisconsin. That must be tough. But she's from there originally. Yeah. My mom is from where we live now.

So it was more like going home. Still. I don't know that 'd be tough yeah um justin what have you thought of your time in kansas city being honest it sucks no i'm just kidding okay what was your yeah expectations versus reality oh he's he's learning all the all the keywords youtube video learn the youtube culture yeah um no i mean i mean in general i try to have like zero expectations about pretty much everything yeah just because it's easier it's good it's

healthier yeah um but no i mean i i knew obviously i'm staying here with jake jake's gonna have to work i have my own work i have to do so and i'm i'm really flexible and i have like i have disc golf as a hobby so i can just go play disc golf for an hour. I just have an hour to kill. Um, and so. I can attest to him being flexible. I walked in on him and his both of his legs were behind his head. I was like, Whoa, what is going on here? I'm a flexible guy. I was like, okay. Um, no, but yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's nice doing, doing things on a whim,

like going and doing Darden range or just playing golf this morning. That stuff is fun. I don't always think to do that kind of stuff, but I like that. That part's been really fun. I've just thrown in a couple of things like, okay, I want to go to Oklahoma Joe's because I hear about that. Boom. They got it done, and I really appreciate that.

Honest review of Joe's. What do you think? Very solid. Very good. I give it an 8.7563. Thatest review of Joe's. What do you think? Very solid. Very good. I give it 8.7563. That's good. That's good. Those aren't rookie numbers.

I have 10. I have 10. Yeah, thank you. Not 11. No, my favorite thing that I asked Justin last night, I was like, you get the Zima?

He's like, oh yeah. I was like, did you get the fries? Like, actually, I went to the baked beans because I knew Jake would order fries and he wouldn't finish them. Oh yeah,

they give you so much fries. I was like, what a pro move. Yeah, you get it. That's smart. Yeah, get the three pointer. Yeah, that-pointer yeah yeah that's great man uh yeah we're cool what's like the weirdest thing that jake's done since you've uh met him gosh too many things no i'm just kidding you don't know yeah i'm sure he's very normal guy i played it so cool

yeah did you i wear backwards hats now i'm a new new man. You are. Yeah, I walked in the messenger today with the backwards hat. I was like, okay. I'm a backwards hat boy now. Backwards hat guy now. Raspberry toast, backwards hat. Golly. Get a little of this guy. Who is this?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. He must have went on a date with Lindsay Porter on a video recently. He's feeling good. Jeez. Tell us about your, I'm always just curious how you became a fandom of, or fan of ghost runners. Oh, this is a pretty cool story.

Yeah. I was telling Jake and Isaac in the car the other day. Um, I'm going to go way back to, it was early YouTube days. Dude. Perfect. Everybody knows do perfect.

Oh, sure. And so, um, watch dude. Perfect. And then from there I found Brody Smith. Um,

Oh wow. Frisbee frisbee player turned disc golf now yeah he's a professional disc golfer yeah one of yours yeah good brad good pdga exactly nice um and so i played frisbee a lot growing up something i've done with my brother and my dad a lot and so i was really into his videos and watched a lot of his stuff and then one apparently fateful day um youtube recommended a video that brody smith did with jake and josh yeah and so then started watching them and their channel and then um they when they um broke up tragically um yeah uh just saw the stuff on jake's instagram slides he was doing a podcast and then i started

listening um first time i listened was i was running for high school and doing training in summer and so i remember like the specific trail and like running and listening to this first i was on hearing you first i'm like trying to imagine like what you look like that's funny stuff like that like it's like i want to learn more about this guy right and that i i summer got or summer was gone and then school got busy and I stopped listening. But then I got a job at a convention center and I was doing a lot of stuff by myself. So then I kind of caught up and listened to all of them. Yeah. And then, yeah.

The rest is history, man. Yeah, the rest is history. Now you're not in Wisconsin anymore. You're in Kansas. That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I wonder what percentage is the Josh Horton trickle down. You know, we got a lot of trickle down trays.

I bet we got like 2% Josh. Maybe more. I have no idea. That's awesome though. More than I realized. Pretty cool story. It's kind of fun. I love it, dude. There we are. Thanks for editing all our stuff. For sure, I love it. You've been patient with me. There's probably like five times

where I haven't uploaded my stuff and I've been in a lurch. I just don't have Wi-Fi or something. I'm like, dude, I'm so sorry. Yeah. I'm struggling. Can you, can you get the video this way or maybe this way? And you've been very kind with me. Oh, thank you. I'll just film it again.

When I said it, how I said it. I'll lip sync the whole thing for an hour and a half. Yeah. Green screen. No, you guys have been awesome. I've worked for a lot of different people and definitely you guys have been the easiest to work with. Oh, let yeah wow that's good a big voice memo guy is that does that help is that nice for sure yeah okay yeah definitely i'm sure it's a lot faster for you yeah and yeah i can get the information quick i can always reference it back

yeah that's good let's go let's go yeah all right especially nice having somebody that kind of knows like is a videographer and editor like that's always nice yeah you know the lingo and like i'm sorry this is gonna take you a while but you do this or you know yeah that's cool that's good to know appreciate the the f back there that's cool what about what about um just like any other interesting personal tidbits about you either i just think it's fun like as a listener to like learn more about the community around us like you're going to Liberty Online? Yep, Liberty University Online for IT. You're a sophomore?

You're going to be a sophomore? I'm going to be a sophomore on the call. Yep. I work for a church, which is fun. Yeah. And not too often you see something like that at 19 years old. Yeah. But yeah, that's cool.

I just told Brad this this before he started but the church um it's a church lot um that i grew up in and i've family in that church for over 100 years oh my gosh that's sweet that's like pilgrim style or something it's like cool to like be working with them and for them yeah like yeah i have this whole legacy right carry on that legacy like your great great grandpa was also editing on adobe premiere for the church that's crazy that's so impressive wow it's every kind of tablet but adobe premiere 1.0 yeah right that's awesome dude good good good fun fact good anecdote yeah i like that cool well anything else you want to say before you uh say all this stuff man no i i mean you guys have said this but it's it's just so cool like this really tight-knit community and i know i know you guys talk about

all the time and like but as as like a fan coming in and then getting to meet you guys like it's so cool seeing all the comments all the time and like yeah like fans are legitimately funny yeah i know yeah they're like clever and witty yeah it's like yeah like i humor is a big part of my kind of life and my um like a lot of stand-up and um all that kind of stuff yeah but yeah and but being a community where humor is very important and valued is super cool and and yeah just people people are naturally funny it's just so nice to be around and yeah and so obviously you guys are naturally funny and so you bring that and so you get those types of people and it's just that environment is just so fun it is fun man yeah i was telling jeff bauer the other day was

messaging me about something and he like he sent me like a lot of feedback about the episode, about different stuff. And like, it wasn't necessarily like hilarious, Jeff. It was just, it was just very kind, but I was like, dude, like, he was like, sorry for all the, I don't know if he said, sorry, but like, I got a lot of things to tell you or something. Maybe he apologized. Cause I was like, dude, don't apologize. Like half, half of the joy I get from the podcast. Like, I don't think I would enjoy the podcast nearly as much if it weren't for all the amazing people around us. So, and all the,

all the fun comments that we get, like, like the podcast recording, the podcast is so fun, but then like Mondays are so fun too. Cause you get to see all the comments. Yeah. That's a good point.

See all the messages come in and everything. So anyway. Yeah. But with like, with the hundredth episode and like, uh, neck bags, you know,

like, like that was super cool to just see from the back end too. Like, sure. He just messaged me out of the blue. He said he like lied to like somebody else to give my number like no way he was like it was either i think it was i think it was isaac or something okay or it was you he no he said it was you he said he said it was like uh yeah i just told brad that i need like somebody to work

on and so i didn't remember that oh that's awesome yeah i just i was just very trusting of you knack so you lost that nice try yeah oh that's awesome dude uh your feedback from jeff remind me i had a friend send me uh notes as like a good friend of mine shout out megan what up megan she listens podcast she's like i always think all these things when i'm listening and i never like remember them when the episode's over it's like this week i'm just gonna like write down what i'm thinking okay you know and it was so fun to look back because early in the episode she goes since when does jake triplet wear a tie-dye and like several bullet points down she was like uh oh i just got to probably spray lululemon

good for you i didn't expect that you know i was like this is fun feedback or whatever like in real time that's good any other good ones uh so she was actually there when i was excited for her to listen to this episode because she was there for the sarah jackson thing and like you're gonna love this episode like i just can't wait for you to remember like this i don't want to spoil it but this one specific thing that happened we were in vegas and then she replies i don't know where sarah jackson like dang it that was so fun for me i don't remember that at all but that's funny anyway love the feedback from everybody.

Yeah. Thanks, Megan. Thanks, Jeff. Let's play a game. Let's play a game. All right.

So, Justin, read us a one star review and I guess you can tell us who it's from and then Brad and I will try to guess what place of business.

I'm not going to say who it's from because if you recognize some people, because wait, what are you guys trying to guess? Just the type of business. Well'm not going to say who it's from because if you recognize some people, because wait, what are you guys trying to guess? Just the type of business. Well, that's it.

Okay. So then I can say who it is. Yeah. Yeah. You're not guessing where it's from or anything. I want to know where it's from to help. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got it. All right. So this one, I'm going to apologize right now for trying to pronounce some stuff here.

Orm. Yeah, exactly. Broad nose. so this is from sarah statfeld okay um small towns in michigan oh okay sometimes they call them townships in michigan i've learned yeah okay that's kind of like the technical term yeah really okay you're off to a good start yeah page cuco shout out so okay okay. So this review is from John Miller in parentheses Jedi ninja night. Sure one star drug dealers at their finest

Is that it that's it Dealers at their finest. Yep There was always some shady stuff that went down at the McDonald's in Olathe The first thing I thought of was Walgreens, but I don't know if that's my final answer. At the Redbox. Oh, yeah. The Redbox at Walgreens. Trying to, yeah.

My other thought is, oh, what's up? Oh, that's what's up. That's what's up. Are we still going? Oh, yeah, we're going. That's what's up, dude. That's what's up, dude. That's what's up.

That's what's up. That's what's up. That's what's up! That's what's up! That's what's up, Isaac! That's what's up! Harry's home! Harry's home! That's what's up! That's what's up! Come on in, guys! We need cameras. More cameras.

When they're up, when they're... Yeah, everybody does that. They come out 12 inches. Alright. We're trying to guess... Come have some. Everybody does that. They come out 12 inches. All right. We're trying to guess. Let's share. Yeah, let's all play together. We're trying to guess where what type of business this one star review came from. The one star review says drug dealers at their finest.

You're good now. You can see it. I think my answer, which I don't know how small this town is or if it's going to have it. But my answer is going to be laundromat drug dealers at their finest. OK, I forgot it was a small town. So I'm going to change my answer to the Dollar General. I'm going to say, hold on. Can I guess and say that your first answer was mattress firm?

No. My first answer was McDonald's. Okay. Whenever I go by a mattress firm, I read it like a caveman would. And I'm like, mattress firm. Did y'all ever do that? Yes, I have. Like if they named

other places like that, like nachos. Tasty. That was the name of the restaurant. It's like the crude business. What are your guys' guesses? What type of business is it? A mattress dealer. Okay, mattress place. Drug dealers are the finest.

Harrison? It could be detergent or it could be cocaine. Who knows? Oh, you're gonna just agree with that? Wait, am I allowed to do that? No, of course not. I have to get my own? Yeah.

Oh, I don't know. You're not allowed to do that. A gas station, a gas station. Gas station, all right. Final answer? All right, the final answer is Remus Pharmacy. So you're- Oh, man.

Yeah, whenever you said Walgreens, I thought later like, oh, drugs. Yeah. It's a pharmacy. Nobody got it. So it's a drugstore. Yeah, it's a drugstore. Okay. Harry, don't look. Okay.

Let's do... It's a full house today. I love it. All right. This one's sent by Aubrey Magoon. Oh, the Goonster. She's from San Diego. Yep, exactly. I think Aubrey's on the wall over there. Yeah, Aubrey did sign the wall.

Oh, nice. Wow. On Harrison. If we could just pan over. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Yobri. All right, one star. The staff is more suitable to work with hardcore prisoners than with kids.

Michelle is probably the worst customer relations person ever. Dealing with her is about as fun as breaking a hip bone. I'm extremely disappointed. Never go back. Is that like a hint or is that just like a weird reference? No, that's just what they say in California.

It's not fun. That's not fun. Talk about the kids. That's like chipping a tooth. They just say weird body pains when people go out of the way to mention somebody by name you've had a tough time you know Michelle okay so it's a children's place

probably they were better off they would treat prisoners better than they would kids and what place is like maybe a daycare daycare seems like the easy. But no, Michelle's a customer service person

or whatever. Yeah, I know. She's probably talking over the phone. Customer relations. Yeah, has a good... Customer relations. This is tough. Charles Cheese?

That's what I was going to say. Oh. Harrison, you got to be quicker. That's two in a row. All right. What's another version? Charles Cheese is my answer. You can go with Chuck E. Cheese.

How about that? Brad will say Charles Cheese. You go Chuck E. Cheese. Charles Edwin Cheese. answer. You can go with Chuck E. Cheese. How about that? Brad will say Charles Cheese. You go with Chuck E. Cheese. Charles Edwin Cheese. I'm going to go with Toys R Us. That's good. You guys want to guess? You guys want to guess?

Hey guys, we're not used to this. We're not good at coming up with things. There's only so many kids devoted places that you can go. Schools. Church. Customer service though pediatrician business you already said to his arrest and you said Epstein's Island yeah no just places kids have to go the movie theater okay

let's say that movie theater all right I'm gonna go a like some some like kids sports program. Oh, okay. Okay. Soccer academy. Yeah, like some sports academy. Okay. Youth sports academy. That's a good guess. Isaac is the closest.

Nice. It's rock and jump San Diego to trampoline park. Rock and jump. Rock and jump. Rock and jump. I feel like we're like all on family feud right now. Like good answer, good answer. Services.

These are tough. Yeah, this is kind of tough. All right, don Good answer. Good answer. Services. These are tough. Yeah, this is kind of tough. All right, don't look. All right. Harry's looking. Wait, don't look at Harry's. I'm not looking. I'm looking through.

He didn't see anything. All right, this is. I'm looking through. What does that mean? I'm like zoned out. I'm just looking at the letters, but not connecting them. All right, this one by Ansley Adams from Athens, Georgia. Go, dogs.

Yep. Okay. Harry, you can't look at this at all. All right, Ansley. Okay, why not? Because I have to not say some of the words. Harrison's lived in Georgia. I might actually have been to this place.

This might have been your review. Yeah, so I'm going to say blank for words that I'm... Okay, okay, okay. it's a redneck blank no idea why anyone would want to go unless you wanted a blank in a cow unless you wanted a blank in cow mating techniques oh cow why don't you have to say blanks because it gives away unless you want to know whoa a lot of information that one unless you wanted unless i read again yeah yeah i was Oh, okay, it's not cuss words. Unless you want to know. Whoa. That's a lot of information, that one.

Unless you wanted. Read again. Yeah, yeah. I was confused. It's a redneck blank. No idea why anyone would want to go unless you wanted a blank in cow breeding techniques. Like a petting zoo. Like a sketch petting zoo. Oh, that's a great answer because cows are going after it and you're like, this is for kids.

You can't pet a cow. Oh, it's a bar. It's a redneck bar. A honky tonk. And it's in Athens. You know how many bars are in Athens? So many bars. You think there's any zoos? Six zoos. There is a bar called The Zoo. My guess...

My guess is it's some sort of city capital building. It my first and it's like this is the redneck capital i think that's the first blank that's why i had to blank it out because it says the word capital dude in athens is the capital not really that's why i said city capital you know let's go to the capital house of the city you got to get a new license plate go to the capital city hall capital i don't have any answer besides i think it's zoo so my real answer is gas station i think nice all right what if it's gas station i'll read i'll read the full thing and then i'll say what

it is it's a redneck school no idea why anyone wanted to go unless you want a degree in cow mating technique oh that's good university of ge techniques. Oh, that's good. University of Georgia. Go Jackets, man. That's good. Okay. That's funny. Or point. Go point.

I don't look good. Dang. Let's go point. We are not good at this. This is tough. This is good. This is fun. I think it is fun

if you're listening. Like, everyone listening gets to guess in their own head. Yeah, you're playing along. Yeah. Right. You guys having fun? Yeah.

How many more do you guys want us to do? It's hard to tell. All right. We'll keep doing this. All right. I want to know Yeah. You guys having fun? Yeah. How many more do you guys want us to do? It's hard to tell. All right. We'll keep doing this. I want to know if anybody got them right. Like, be honest.

Tell us, tell us for real. All right. This one is sent in by Laura. Janae. I didn't look baby. You only say that because we all saw you look. I didn't.

I haven't looked. Okay. All right. This one star reviews from Grace Calamine. And it says Lauren Janae. No, that's a good review. Yeah. Okay. I was't looked. This one-star review is from Grace Calamain. I thought it was Lauren Dene. No, that's a good one. Yeah, the review. I know it's kind of confusing.

All right. Where's she from? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is from Wayland, Michigan. Oh, that helps. That helps. That helps. This one is really hard.

Just, you know. This is all it says oh finally finally this is all it says they're stealing my friend and i'm upset oh oh this is the one i actually got this email and somebody responding said we're sorry for like not like yeah it has a response from the owner but it's a pretty typical response from the owner yeah it was just funny like we're not in the business of stealing your friends we apologize for this yeah they're stealing my friends we would love for you to visit our store and see for yourself that we are not the friend stealing type of people okay okay i think it's like something like the friend is getting obsessed which just means they're spending too much time there like

dave and busters like hot yoga yeah isaac said hot yoga right off the bat lifetime i was thinking of a jail at first. Like they stole my friend, but now it doesn't sound like it's jail. But they're calling it a store. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's not that. I don't feel like hot yoga

or Buster's is a store. That's a good hint. I mean, that's not too... Target. Ooh. Okay. Bed Bath & Beyond. Bed Bath & Beyond.

Harrison's Kiss. There's a lot to look at. Maybe it's just... Not just the candles. They go so high. Yeah, I know. A lot to look at. Maybe it's just the candles. A lot of selection. I think it's just that because the fringe is working too much because it's Walmart during

holiday season. Because Walmart's really busy during the holidays. And it's like it's an employee. Michigan's known for their Walmart. Yeah, I think it's Orange small town. Michigan's known for their Walmarts. Yeah. I think it's orange theory. Good. Pretty specific.

That's your theory? Okay. All right. Any other guesses? No, we all said them. No, we said them, yeah. All right. It is family farm and home.

It says farm equipment supplier. What is she doing with her friends? Michigan. What's going on out there? What's she doing there? Yeah, what happened to her friend? Tell her to get some new friends. It's probably good she doesn't have that friend anymore. Family farm at home. Jeez, that was a tough, okay, go to the easy ones. Cattle wire.

You gonna look at this one? No, I'm not gonna look. I really have not looked I just All right, all right here we go. All right, so this one is sent in by Brittany a Okay, this is in Pennsylvania Oh They have towns there. Yeah, that's right. Yeah Amish countries. All right, so this has two reviews. Cool. Yeah, okay.

So the first one is from Chuck Norris, and it says, one star, the pizza is good. The second one is from Mark Doble. One star says, not enough pencils. Oh, pizza and pencils, Dave and Busters. Oh, Charles cheese. I was going to say, you had it earlier, yeah. Charles having cheese earlier yeah charles edwin cheese is edwin the middle name yeah wow in pennsylvania did you not know that no i did not know that i can't tell you i don't think you're what i don't believe you why not

why not okay the pizza is not good and not enough pencils. No, you see, the pizza was good. Oh. Pizza is good. But one star. Golf course? Yeah, yeah. I was going to say putt-putt. Putt-putt, putt-putt, putt-putt, putt-putt.

Wait, why bowling for pencils? I don't know. Maybe like one of those like conglomerates where it's like putt-putt, bowling, batting cages, go-karts. Like Kid Taco Hut. Laser tag. I love laser tag. I hope laser tag's in there.

Oh, yeah. Just writing down my scores after laser tag. I hope laser tag is in there. Oh yeah, just writing down my scores after a laser tag. No. Can you imagine if they combined laser tag and go-karts and you played laser tag on go-karts? Oh! What are we doing? That's one of our businesses. Just drinks and laser cards.

Yes. Laser cards. Holy cow. Let's make it happen. Alright, what was it? Alright, this is Emmaus High School. Dang it. What? Okay.

Easy ones. Easy ones. I like this. This is good. Bring your own pencils. Not enough pencils. Yeah, that's great. How was your high school?

It was good. But one star. That's classic high school, right? They didn't provide enough backpacks for us. I love that kids can rate their own high school Let's do that let's go back to her yeah, we Are this one is from Lisa Glock so she's from she's from Minnesota Girl all right, so this review

That's okay. I gave Harrison a look when he said big twins girl. I was like, oh. Twin cities. She is a fan of the baseball team. Jake's face. Big twins on her. The t-shirt.

Oh, shit. Cut. All right. So this review is from Uncle Bacon Face, who is a local guide. Okay. One star. I'm going to also blank out some words here, but maybe I'll throw a couple in. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Pepsi products? Yuck. Need a policy allowing you to carry in Coke products so you don't have to sit there and suffer. Oh, I have my guess.

Movie theater. Oh, I should have said it. Dang it. That was my guess. Coke smooth? So thirsty. Send help. Send Coke products.

SOS. SOS. Okay. movie theater is the one that makes sense but so far they haven't been making sense yeah just say anything it's a good guess i said zoo if i know lisa gluck she absolutely googled target field or whatever the metrodome is called and that's what dang it that's a good guess too it's got yeah i gotta really go off the wall here it just something that's this one's gonna be a uh oh what's that store by the chilies here it's called like um scrubs and beyond i'm gonna guess it's scrubs and beyond because they have just so known for their pepsi products that's true i'm gonna guess that yeah it's a it's a place like that for nurses all right what are you doing i guess oh yeah it's a movie theater well you it's good well it can change, you... Well, it could change. Well,

Brad got it right. Target Field. Really? Nice. There you go. Brad is winning one to zero to zero to zero. Let's go.

All right. Let's do one more. Oh, boy. Only one more. Okay. I got... I'm going to do one short one and one long one.

That's what I'm talking about, Justin. That's what's up. Sorry, Jake. You dictate the game, baby game baby it's your game I'm the boss now okay this one is from cool guy Sammy and so he said hometown Horsham PA one star no stuffing on my gobbler

what's a gobbler. Uh-oh. What's a gobbler? Is it seasonal or is it at nighttime? Can you get him at the Twins game? What did you say? Can you get him at the Twins game? How much is the gobbler going to run me? Big Twins guy.

Doesn't have much stuffing on his gobbler, though, if you know what I mean. Wait um wait was that it or did we just cut you off no that was it not enough stuffing on my gobbler it's it's just a down-home country restaurant yeah i'm gonna say county fair oh uh oh cracker barrel cracker barrel is good too do you they might sell it maybe i'm maybe i'm in the dark do you guys know what a gobbler is i don't know what that means i would imagine it's like a nickname for a turkey. Yeah, I'm thinking like it's like a... Or a turkey call. I'm thinking his mom does not make a very good turkey on Thanksgiving.

It's his mom's house. He could be reviewing his mom's house on Thanksgiving. All right. Oh, these are Google reviews. Nice. Got it. All right, what is it? Sorry, I have to go back.

It is Wawa. It's a convenience store. Oh, Wawa have to go back. It is Wawa. It's a convenience store. Oh, Wawa. It's like, dang. People love Wawa. They love it. I had it once in Philly. What'd you think?

Oh, good. QT's better? QT's better. QT's better. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The Gobbler.

So Wawa has Gobblers? Not enough stuffing. I think we probably should look up what the Gobbler is. Go ahead. I'll look it up. I'm scared. should look up what the gobbler is. Go ahead. I don't know. I'm scared. Do I need to go incognito mode for that one? Be careful.

Type in Wawa gobbler. The gobbler's back at Wawa for the 2020 holiday season. So obviously they thought it was better than this guy. Okay. Now these three, which one do you think is the gobbler? Probably that one. Justin, edit all this in. All right.

Yeah. The gobbler hoagie. Oh, they're all different. There's a gobbler bowl. gobbler hoagie oh they're all there's a gobbler bowl gobbler hoagie with sweet potatoes gobbler that's hard to say try to say gobbler hoagie okay let's just let's just get on with this all right last one this one was sent in by margaret. Okay. This is from Middleton, Massachusetts. And it has a picture attached with it, which doesn't really help, but it's a cool picture. Kind of.

It says, one star. I asked them to dunk my hot dog in chocolate and they didn't. Dairy Queen. Okay. We're looking at the photo Oh That's a good guess That's a good guess

Yeah picture's not out of all Okay Mozzarella It's good They asked I asked them to dunk my hot dog In chocolate Dairy Queen

I'm gonna I'm gonna go for the guess Strip Club Were we all thinking that Or no Were we not thinking that Was no were we not thinking that was anybody else thinking that right before I thought Dairy Queen

I'll just say it it's either Dairy Queen or Bazookas let's see were you guys thinking that none of us were thinking that I wasn't even in that realm at all I thought the eye contact we shared was that kind of eye contact I was thinking like...

I was with you on the twins thing, but... I'm going to think... Yeah, Dairy Queen's a good one. Dairy Queen's really good. What else has like hot chocolate... Like chocolate ready to go. In hot dogs. Oh, Golden Crow.

Oh, Buffet. Buffet's nice. Okay, okay, okay. I'll go Target Field. Double up on Target Field. Double up Okay. Okay. I'll go Target Field Up on the twins All right, it is It's it's an ice cream store, okay, I think was like Richardson's

Richardson's ice cream the Dairy Queen of Mass. The Gentleman's Club, then Dairy Queen, then Richard. I mean, it's called Richardson. Richardson seems a little closer to my guess than it does Isaac's. I mean. Okay. Yeah. Well, thank you, Ghosties, for sending in all your one-star reviews. It was a great time. Thank you, Justin, for being our proctor of the game.

Brad, you won. One to zero. Good job, Brad. Thank you, Lisa. Don't feel so done without your Twins fandom. Anyway, do we have a story with these guys. Yeah, thank you Lisa Yeah, yeah Isaac if you want to I know you got work to do but I think sir, are you okay? Well Isaac flex flex real fast about where you're delivering to tomorrow. Oh Exciting okay. I'll explore you. You know, I think it's awesome's awesome yeah i am if any of you ever watched the show duck dynasty ever heard of it ever heard of it it's not about airing anymore but

back then on any i'm uh delivering a kennel to the eight year old from the show the youngest who just got married uh so i'll be staying at willie and cory's place they're friends from a camp that i went to in high school. Do you think you'll hunt while you're there? Probably not. What if you did? What would happen? Have you ever hunted before? How uncomfortable would you be is what I'm saying.

I would not know what to do. Let's go get a gobbler real quick. Do I need to get my gun or my shoes? Do I bring my own Wawa? Do I bring my own huggy bun? That would be tough. We're going to drive down to West Monroe tomorrow. Good job, Isaac. It'll be fun.

Good job, Isaac. Good job, Isaac, guys. Real quick while we're all here, and we were just talking about Wawa and gas stations, I want to recap what the quick trip last night at I don't know, 10.30pm looked like in a certain part of town with a cue to all my upper midwest people okay oh yeah we got a different oh really now

it's in that realm that wall around quick stop or whatever yeah brad we were all there so i need you to really imagine this this is the most um close your eyes please uh i i would say like pretty blue collar industrial quick trip. Absolutely popping. What side of the state line? Just curious. This is. Just curious.

This is Missouri. Is it? Right before the river. Okay, it's close. We didn't really know where we were. Yeah. Anyway, it was. I've never been in a room full of people walking with so much purpose in my life.

I felt like it was my first day of high school and I did not know where to go. Harrison, would you like to share your side of the story? Well, Jake just walks up to me. He's like, I'm so overstimulated right now. So, but then as soon as Isaac stopped rubbing him, then he was like, okay. But no, he was like, there were so many people walking around that he couldn't, like, we couldn't, you couldn't stop yourself because you would be, you would get overrun yeah stockroom floor at one point i walked four laps around the rolly dogs just to stay out of people's way i had my slushy i got my slushy right away yeah what flavor you think i got what flavor you get why cherry oh i didn't have it oh i got orange cream orange cream is so good orange cream orange cream with a little sprite next time oh okay i did the uh the power

right one with the orange cream, and that was nice. Good for you. But I'll do that next time. Okay. At one point, I walk over, and I find Jake hiding in the corner. Hiding at the end of an aisle, basically. This chocolate milk? On the end of this aisle, it's just bean dip and roses.

Who knew the bean dip was such a great aphrodisiac? I don't know know you get them both together it was my happy place yeah you were making yourself so small he's just like kind of like this it's a bunch of guys that live in johnson county like us and then the quick trip that we're at is like a huge quick trip meant for like cargo to stop like trucker trucker quick trip yeah and so truckers were on's 35 yeah oh yeah i know exactly what you're talking about yeah it wasn't like scary i was just like just intimidated and just constantly sure in the way of people well how it felt like they were seeking you out they

felt it felt like as soon as you moved to a spot they were like purposely turning and coming towards people are constantly trying to set a screen on me it's like it's like a joke was on us and you're trying to get away from all these like things coming at you right oh wow it's hard to describe but it was a very very unique experience and i'm glad we all got it together because i came out of there just like oh like you just couldn't just got it well i find it so i actually ordered food he ordered a pretzel and we just left him like once you go like you're on your own just get some air yeah we had to get outside yeah i moved i moved spots when i was waiting so like a Trip, they have a kitchen and you can put in like a custom order or whatever. And so I was standing outside waiting for my pretzel to be done.

And I moved spots seven or eight different times waiting for my pretzel to come out because people were just swarming. Tuesday night too at 1030. Why is it? It's popping. Truckers, dude. They don't quit. But anyway, there's that. Thank you guys for joining.

Thanks for all the fun, all the energy. the shirt that said good energy oh yeah the ghost artist broadcast merch shirts are great to be here god justin got to be here stay at the house yeah use my pillow that's my favorite part oh oh yeah i don't think that heinie gonna Yeah, you gotta go below the surface there Bye guys! Hey, bye y'all! Love you guys Love you! See you guys! Bye bye Hey, thanks for being here Everyone give Justin a round of applause in your car right now

Thanks Justin. Good game. Brad, congrats on the win You good? Yep, yep, I'm good Hat isn't good, but I'm good Brad, I can't remember if we've talked about this before It sounds like something I've maybe said to you off the podcast but maybe it's on you just let me know okay isaac and i were having a conversation today you know he was probably where i was two years ago or so i was like is there's got to be a way where i can like it would be so nice to have

some sort of consistent money coming in just something i can count on every single month you know we're trying to think of ideas uh for isaac And I was like, dude, I had this idea. I think I was at late high school or early college. I remember doing an entire Excel spreadsheet about this. And I would now, I want to see what you think about this idea, Brad. Okay. So it is a business idea. It is set up exactly like a pyramid scheme, but it's like, it's transparently like, Hey, this is a pyramid. Okay. This is, it is a pyramid. It is a triangle. Okay. And everyone knows that it's,'s it's out in the open and so it's basically like i start it and we say hey to be a part of the club the pyramid club we even call it that to be part of the pyramid club lean

into it as much as possible yeah i want people everyone needs to know what they're getting into it costs 20 bucks a month okay to be in pyramid club okay so i pay the 20 bucks to myself essentially you know to the business i I get all 20. Okay. Every person that I get beneath me, I just take a dollar of their 20. It's like, uh, yeah, I understand. Yeah. Basically. And then, but every person they get beneath them, then they are also incentivized, you know, they get like, um, you know, $3 of that 20 bucks. So all you have to do is, you know, you get, or maybe they get five bucks, whatever. Where's the rest of that money going to the top? Okay. Okay. There's like a

trickle down. Okay. Every person in front of you gets some of the money, you know, from the person beneath you and they're not getting anything in return. Well, once you get like five people to join, then you've made your money back every month. Now you're making money. Yeah. It's like, I only pay 20 bucks, but because I get five bucks per signup, all I have to do is get five people to sign up for the pyramid club. Now I'm turning a profit and each one of them have to get five people to sign up to the, for them to turn a profit. Yeah. And then if you're at the top baby, which I will be, I started the pyramid club. Yeah. Then I'm just raking it in. Why would it not work? You know, maybe it's not 20 bucks. Maybe it's

only five bucks and you know, I'm only taking 50 cents from each person or something. Sure. Easy buy-in. I mean, it sounds a lot like a multi-level marketing. Oh, well that's, that's what I've been saying. Yeah, exactly. But they just don't have any,

the person on the bottom has less incentivizing or they're less incentivized to get in. Cause there's no product. Yeah. Like why would the person, you know, a hundred rows down want to get in? Because they don't have to sell it. It's to get in? Because they don't have to sell.

It's booming, you know. Well, they don't have to sell any like number of products to like start turning a profit. All they have to do, no matter where you're at in the pyramid, all you have to do is get five people to sign up and you're making money. Right. I just think the MLM thing kind of works because I think that some of the people don't necessarily want to do the trickle down. They just want the product that they're signing up.

Like there's like an exclusive access to something else that's my that's my critique like like people are generally wanting like oh only arbonne has like skin yeah catherine catherine is like uh in young living like the essential oil stuff but she doesn't try to sell to anybody i mean if anybody i'm just kidding uh like i think she sold like one thing ever to somebody but only if you're like a member can you get the essential oils from that company that's that's like how they get you in i guess this is all about like making money though doesn't everyone like want to like make like if you're even somewhat interested in this you would be incentivized like oh i don't have to do anything to make money all i have to do is just get five friends to sign

up for this yeah i think it's way there's a way easier barrier to entry to this than like hey sell these like off-brand cleaning products like well this seems way easier yeah definitely the cleaning products i think that's what all my friends back in the day were well not friends just like people i knew in college working for amway like dude you've got a great personality you know what you should do which one's amway i don't know i feel like this guy was trying to get me to sell like i don't know off-brand windex and paper towels and stuff like that. And I was like, I'm good.

That's miserable. You know, the whole textbook thing, like that's going pretty well. So I'm probably gonna stick with that. Oh my gosh. Anyway, pyramid club.

Let me know what you think in the comments. PC had this idea like 12 years ago. So I don't know, you know, I'm not married to it, but I forgot about it until this afternoon. So one other thing in the realm of money, a couple months ago,

I told you I bought that new DJI FPV drone. The app never worked. I was never able to practice it. And they have like a 14 day return policy. But I was kind of waiting. I was like, well, they'll fix the app once they get the bugs fixed. Sure. They still have not fixed the app.

I mean, every one of the reviews is one star like the app doesn't work. So I can't really practice flying my drone. So I have tried so many times to get them to refund my money i i'm having the hardest time getting someone who like seems to fluently speak english it's never over the phone it's always over chat yeah it's so annoying so brad i would like to offer you you're ready you might not want to take a sip get ready three hundred dollars the fake fake i couldn't commit to it i was like yeah uh but let's jump off her i I'll give you $300 if you can get my money back from DJI. OK, I'll give you all the info you need.

There's a business idea like like you just like get people. You get some of people's money back. Basically, they're like a bounty hunter for returns. Yeah, OK, OK. Let me know if you're interested. I'm I'm traveling to Colorado this past or this next week, and it's going to take like 11 hours to get there. So I got time to be something.

OK, that'd be a great project. 300 bucks. And if anything else, it's a good story for the podcast. That's what I was thinking too. Like next week you can update people on like how it went. Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. I'm I officially accept. Okay. $300 is a lot of gas money too. You're welcome. Okay. Times are tough. That's awesome. I love it. Um, we got some good voice memos. We got a lot of good voice memos. I was going to talk about something else. I'll just say real, well, just real quick. Lake was really fun.

One of the best feelings, I'm going to start like documenting like best feelings in the world that are like very specific and intangible. Last bite of a waffle cone. Ooh, first bite of a piece of pizza. Love that. Last bite of the waffle cone is nice. It's awesome. That's a good one. It's what's a good one it's what's up uh that's what that is definitely what's up uh late night or no

sunset boat ride when you're holding your daughter next to you what about your honey though it's not the same it's not the same it's just something about like being a dad like love you we can't talk because it's too loud, but it's just like, we're both just enjoying it. The wind's going, it's like nice, nice light. That sounds really lovely. Yeah, it was great. So anyway, do you want to rub any aspects of your life that I'm unable to achieve right now in my face? Nope. Because, because you have plenty of aspects. Yeah. You're adequate. I'm adequate. Yeah. No, that's awesome. That's a good moment. Keep, keep doing those precious little moments. I can't wait till you get married. And then I'm still going to be like, no, it's not anything like having kids though, dude. Yeah. Like you think, you know, joy,

like wait till the third one. I'm like, well, I'm never going to catch up. Dude. That's a, that's a huge pet peeve of mine is whenever somebody has their second kid and they're like, Oh, it's just like, or somebody has their first kid. It's like, Oh, it's so busy or whatever, or back it up. Even one more. more somebody has a dog and then somebody else is like somebody has a dog they're like oh this is so hard person with the kids like what it's not even like yeah having a kid and then somebody has two kids are like oh it's nothing like having one kid just just let people feel overwhelmed just if they're overwhelmed they're overwhelmed they don't have any other standard to go by so it's good policy i don't like it i don't like when people are like yeah you're you're not as bad as me it's like okay i still feel overwhelmed

i'm still stressed please please sympathize for me a little bit yeah so all right let's get into voice memos let's do it what is up jake and brad this is abby um i'm here to tell the story about how i met patrick holmes i don't really have a question but this is circa 2018 I'm at my regional basketball tournament up in Dallas and one of my friends comes up to me and was like hey there's an NFL football player here and I was like what he's like yeah Patrick Mahomes is here I was like I at the time I actually did not know who that was so I texted my brother I was like hey um there's an NFL player named Patrick Mahomes. Should I get a picture? And he texted back and was like, well, he's a rookie, but he's going to be really good.

So yes. Brother gets it. So then we went up and me and my friend asked him, hey, can we get a picture with you? Both of us had really no idea who he was. And he was like, yeah, sure. And then he told us to have a great game. Yeah. So that's how i met patrick

mahomes just thought i would brag about that a little bit but yeah dang brad one two three through the dang in there dang uh abigail that's pretty sweet that is normally we don't play voice members that don't have a question because that's kind of the whole point but that one deserves to you know stand by itself yeah And I want pictures with people more than I want autographs these days. Oh, definitely. Agreed. When anyone asks me for an autograph, I'm like, what's the point? This has no value. You can't prove it either. Like that's what I'm always like. You don't know what Jake Triplett's autograph looks like. Yeah. You probably change it up every time. Yeah. Baby Ruth, a wimpy deer yeah wimpy deer who is this so that's pretty

sweet sounds like you remember that date pretty well too yeah for not really knowing who it was or probably didn't mean that much to you at the time so i would imagine i can't imagine patrick mahomes ever getting too big to like take pictures with people i think he's i think he's a awesome dude i i hope he just seems like a very down-to-earth guy. Yeah. I mean, yeah. We'll meet him someday. He'll be sitting right here someday. Holy cow. We're going to be playing the five-star review game with him.

He's going to be asking us questions. That's Arrowhead, probably. They always come to play. Awesome. Thank you, Abigail. Cool story. Chiefs. Hey, Jake and Brad.

This is Juliet from you, Abigail. Cool story. Chiefs. Hey, Jake and Brad, this is Juliet from Dallas, Texas. I was leaving a voicemail for two reasons because one, you guys were just talking about never seeing anyone get hit by a cop car or a cop car being in an accident. And I have a story for that. In high school, I knew a girl who was with her mom in their minivan and they were stopped at a red light and got rear-ended by a cop and it flipped their vehicle and obviously totaled their van. Uh, so there's one. And two, my question for you would be, you were talking about weddings and you were talking about speeches and the pressure it is to be funny during speeches and my pet peeve is when people are loud during speeches so i want to know what is y'all's wedding pet peeve that's all bye-bye yo the force

it takes for a police officer yeah to hit a stopped mini man so hard and then flip it over oh yeah i don't know what to think about that at first i was just laughing because i was i was a mad i just think it's funny like a police officer rear-ending somebody but then she says and then flip it over. Oh, yeah. I don't know what to think about that. At first, I was just laughing because I was imagining... I just think it's funny like a police officer rear-ending somebody, but then she says they flipped him out. I kind of felt bad for laughing.

It is kind of funny to imagine a police officer just like for some reason scrolling Facebook, not even like the database he's supposed to be in. And then she's like, boom! Just smacks a minivan.

It's kind of like whenever Michael's like, it's okay, we'll get somebody to clean that up. And Daryl's like, we're the ones who're supposed to clean that up! Say, hey, we'll get someone to write a report up. Justin, it's okay. We'll get somebody to clean that up. And Daryl's like, we're the ones supposed to clean that up.

Say, hey, we'll get someone to write a report up. Justin, put that in. We'll get somebody to clean that up. We're the ones that got to clean that up. So anyway, the wedding thing is fun. That's a fun idea. I do also get really upset with people that just seem like they're disrespecting the people giving the speeches. Oh, yeah. That's just very frustrating.

Anything like that. Like first dance. i want people to pay attention you know all that stuff i just want to respect the the you put so much time and money and yeah everything into planning a wedding that you just gotta gotta embrace it for what it is but i think part of it i mean a lot of it is just hey be a good human have self-awareness but part of it can also be a volume thing like if the music isn't loud enough to the first dance people don't necessarily know what's happening you know like you've got to fill the room so that other people are aware what's happening so let's get let's give a few pointers to djs and or speech givers real quick i was gonna say just and i were talking about this earlier i have my pet peeve it's with the speech giver so frustrating

not putting your yes i i knew right when you said that yes right when you go i have my pet peeve it's it's the worst when you're running your belly. Right when you go, I have my pet peeve. It's the worst. When you're running sound. Don't put it in your belly button. No. Yeah. Because then you crank it up and then it goes too much feedback. Yeah. And then everyone looks at the sound guy like he's the idiot. It's not my fault.

He doesn't have a Bob Barker microphone. He should be holding it at his waist. Exactly. All right. Hold it up here. Yes. Kiss the mic is what we always say. Be a rapper.

Kiss the mic. Put it right up there. And usually like the first couple of words, just say them very normally and get the gauge of the noise, the volume. Yeah. Yeah. And then from there. Yeah. Justin gets it. That kind of scared me, but yes, you get it. Yeah. That is a good one though. That's a really good one. Yeah. We were talking about that. And

then for DJs, I think volume just creates energy. So make sure you have it loud enough. It's okay for people to tell you to turn it down, but you never want somebody to tell you to turn it up. Like that's just, that's just demoralizing. Oh yeah. You've done a terrible job. Hey, can we get the same song, but just louder? Right. Like, Oh dang. Can to turn it up. Like that's just, that's just demoralizing. Oh yeah. You've done a terrible job. Hey, can we get the same song, but just louder? Right. Like, Oh dang.

Can you turn it up a little? Like if you're, if people are having conversations on the dance floor and they look like they're like serious, like in depth, like how can I pray? Like how's your heart? Yeah.

Like you need to turn it up. Flo Rida isn't loud. Like little John in the East side boys is not the time where you share your testimony on the dance floor. No, I'm just saying, um, my pet peeve is actually on the wedding party side.

And I hate it. I hate the new precedent, the new pressure that it is whenever you are getting introduced as the groomsman and the bridesman. This is so good. And you have to do like some choreographed, stupid dance. Oh, it sucks. I always kind of give a speech to the girl that i'm going like into the uh place with and i just say hey just fyi i just want to walk in and smile is that okay with you yeah and usually they're okay with it but it's just like i i do not like it when

they're like doing some wobble thing or football yeah go out for a pass you're doing the rope pulling in pulling in oh i almost threw up last wedding. I saw that. I, I, I can think of like 1% of people that can pull that off. You know what I mean? Like, it's like Jim Carrey. He's the only one. Yeah. And it's gotta be a good move. Jim Carrey and Kristen Wick. They're the only two humans who could do that. Yeah. And it's got like, like if you're going to do it, do it like so overboard, like take two minutes to do it. And then maybe it would be worth it. But if like, like, like go out for a little much, I know not really not two minutes, but you know what I mean? Like, don't do it where it's like, wait, what'd they do? What'd

they do? It took two seconds. Like if you're going to commit, commit, but don't commit. Just, it's not about you at that point. There's just walk in. You're just a secondary person to the bride and groom. That's such a good one. Yeah. It's getting so annoying. Like, I got to like most things about weddings. I'm a pretty cheesy guy. I like the first dances and the cake stuff and all that stuff. But like with that, it's just like, just walk down. Yeah.

We just want to know your name. Yeah. You know, we just want to know your name and then we want to eat. Like we're waiting on you guys. Yeah. Get it over with. So that's a great answer. Weddings are fun, though.

I haven't been to one in a while. I don't think so. Thank you, Juliette from Dallas. Hey, Jake. Hey, Brad. It's Seth and Jack from Arlington, Texas. I was kind of cheating. Anyway, we just listened to episode 113

and it was about tattoos. I have this very special belly bun that looks like a cinnamon roll. My dad always said if there's one tattoo I'd ever get, it would be being able to get a cinnamon and fill in my belly bun to make it look like a cinnamon roll so you know my dad always said if there's one tattoo i'd ever get it would be being able to uh get a cinnamon fill in my belly button to make it look like a cinnamon roll so my dad always said that i think it would be beautiful well you're here to hear folks anyway for you jake i have a question what tattoo do you want to get and for brad what do you that's my new favorite quote you you say you hear it here folks you hear it here folks

i just looked up belly button that looks like a cinnamon roll and i guess it's like kind of it's like an audi kind of like having a heart-shaped face like some people have it if you tilt your face that's a cinnamon roll dude i see the cinnamon roll, you heard it here, folks. Right, Jamie? Jamie, you get it. Right? Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's one of my new favorite quotes. That's what's up. And you heard it here, folks. That's what's up. That's what's up. You hear here, folks. Because it kind of can you play to get it kind of sound like he said, you hear it at her. Yeah, I guess it's so you're able to fill in my belly button so jack what are your thoughts on that i think it would be beautiful well you're here to hear folks

anyway you're here to hear folks you're here to hear yeah you're here to hear hey you're here folks you're here folks okay gosh that's amazing seth that was great i needed that that was a good time. What did he ask? I don't know. He wants to know what kind of tattoo you're going to get or want to get. Oh, I'd probably get the yin and yang sign on my arm. In Sanskrit. What?

I'm just kidding. Or some sort of tribal tattoo across my calf. Oh my gosh. That'd be cool. It would look good on me. You would play pickleball better, I think. I would play pickleball better and I would definitely definitely i would stop looking at guys on the sidewalk and i would start looking at women it'd be the two main things there's a decent demographic of people

that i feel like would have a calf tat that played pickleball you feel like that's true like kind of kind of like the kind of like the 40 to 50 year old men like i could see some of them having some calf tats yeah maybe not like a tribal calf tat but something in there but they have like pretty like toned calves like i think they also cycle and they're pretty tan like i think they might have a boat like that they go out on and if i had a calf tat that i would focus on the calves yeah you're gonna you're gonna change your calves yeah you tap the tan yep names the rules all right we got a uh i'm excited for this one looks like it's a voice memo uh from who's this from Sarah Yocum.

It says, camp question with a K. That's fun. Sarah Yocum. I don't know who it is. That sounds familiar to me. Okay. Hey, Yocum. Hey, Jake and Brad.

This is Sarah and Isaac. And we are at K7 right now. And we were wondering what was the weirdest or funniest thing you ever heard or saw a camper do when you guys were at k west and k country we love the pod we love hearing stories from your time at camp especially because we are currently living that dream as well i like how they just ended it that was nice yeah i also like when people say nice things but like it's kind of just nice to be like we've had some good voicemails everyone take notes especially i like juliette's i should have said that at the time but it was like a quick story

that had something directly to do with last week's episode and then a quick question she's out of there boom boom that's how it's done sarah yocum i've told the licking stick story haven't i yeah yeah okay uh that was a good one it's hard to remember direct quotes from care i mean brad and i it's been a while since we've done this so i can't yeah there's a licking stick and yeah the um the ragweed i told that one too right yeah i told them both justin put it in i'm just. You don't have to. Well, whatever. Judgment call. I'm trying to think of other good ones.

Can you think of any good ones? I mean, unfortunately, the most memorable kids to me are the ones who just annoyed the daylights out of me. It was just like the kid who just would find me between every period. Hey, what's for lunch? What are you doing after lunch? Yeah. How often do you kayak at home?

Yeah. Do you want to kayak with me fifth period? Oh, you have basketball? Well, often do you kayak at home yeah do you want to kayak with me fifth period oh you have basketball well maybe i can just come play basketball with you i know you probably well maybe i could what are you doing after basketball really they would they would they would do that to you oh yeah there's like i remember their first and last name still it's so funny because like the oldest kids at my camp were like the youngest kids at your camp and usually the oldest kids that were going to our camp were like a seasoned veteran kids and so they're really great like mature kids yeah and so that's what i always assume like only the best kids go to k west but that's obviously not true you got first year people

oh yeah and you got some weird got some dorks got some wieners um uh here's one i guess it's kind of funny uh it's not really a weird thing that kids say necessarily, but, uh, uh, some advice that the assistant director gave to us my first summer was like, Hey, you can always loosen your, you know, metaphorical leash on these kids, like as far as rules and being fun go, but it's really hard to be like the fun guy. And then all of a sudden try to discipline them. Come on guys. Yeah. Yeah. And so like, they were like, we really recommend that first night, like, uh, really laying down the law and being like, Hey, this could either be like a super fun week or this could be, you know, not a fun week. It just depends on how you guys are. Cause we're

going to have to have rules. Um, and my co-counselor and I, we were like, okay, let's be like really intimidated. Let's have the talk with them. And my co-counselor, the Knox, he's the one that said the ragweed stuff and all that stuff. Super guy six eight probably like huge dude baseball player and he had his baseball bat in his hand and he's just smacking against he's like he's like this could either be the best week of your life or the worst week of your life and i'm like dude this is kind of sending off a weird message some of these kids are like brand new to camp yeah and uh he's like he's like there's he's like he's like if you do something wrong there will be consequences and i'm like golly dude and and one of the kids like near the end like raises his hand he's like

he's like yeah question and he's like what's the bat for and he just goes don't worry about it like didn't have an answer nothing just both first year guys like not knowing what to do i don't know but i'm serious dude like our kids were great they were very well behaved they didn't need the bat and they loved us well i don't know if they didn't need the bat though i think maybe like prefacing it as like hey we're gonna like run a tight ship but we're really fun guys like we can either be very fun or we'll have to be lame if you make us lame because of you know following the rules and stuff so that was one thing i'm trying to think of another i thought of two opposite ends of the spectrum here one was uh

i got back from a day off and i'm asking the kids hey how was it how was you know sorry i've been gone he goes it was good grant who was my co-counselor at the time who was terrible he goes good grant let me waffle stomp in the shower yesterday. That sounds like pooping and then putting it through the drain. With your foot. Oh, yeah. I was like, oh, that's it. Which shower was it? Because I'm never going to shower in that one.

Please. I've never heard the term for it. No. That term. Oh, yeah. You heard. Really? Oh, big time.

You freaks. Waffle stuff. Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, it was too bad. And Grant was just like, just go for it, man. Oh, yeah. i don't want to say it on the podcast but i got some stories for you about grant well okay on the same realm of uh defecation i was with seven-year-old kids like the young kids maybe he was even a six-year-old kid and maybe i've told this story on the podcast sorry if i have but this kid like we were we were always like trying to be on time. Like our main director is like very type a, just like your main director.

Yeah. And like, always like, if you're not on time, like that's, that's a huge no, no, like be on time, be on time. And so of course the youngest kids, it's so hard to like get their shoes on. Oh, socks take 15 minutes. And there's this kind of overweight seven-year-old kid named Jackson just in the, in the stall. And I'm like, Jackson, let's go, let's go, let's go. And he's like, he's like, I pooped. And I was like, come on. Like, okay, let's go. Let's go. He's like, I need you to come in here and wipe. And I'm like, Jackson, I can't. Yeah. I was like, I cannot do that. I'm not doing that. He's like, I need you. I remember him like straining. He's like, I to do it i'm like i'm like i'm like not knowing what to do and i can hear sparky in the background be like let's go board one where you

at let's go meanwhile jackson jackson's like you have to wait i was like dude i can't i can't i don't know what to tell you like i was trying to like explain to him how to do it like he didn't know and then i was like i don't know what to do so i like left my cabin and like told our assistant director what was going on same director that told us like hey lay down the law that first night and he came in and basically just pulled like the celebrity camp card like hey buddy it's me austin the assistant director would love for you to wipe your butt this is such a weird like line that he said but i swear he said this out loud he's like could you could you go ahead and wipe for me which sounds so odd out of context or maybe even his content he comes like in character look it's me rodrigo rodrigo would really want you to wipe

your butt rodrigo thinks butt wipers are the coolest uh you ain't cool unless you got a clean hiney but i swear jackson like changed like that and he was like oh yeah i can wipe he had a bidet out of nowhere yeah yeah he he unwaffle stomped that thing and just went right down the toilet and got on to trampoline and i was like what do you do it for me man uh that just reminded me that i have a story about wiping in camp real quick and i'm only saying this because i know that this guy's wife listens to the podcast so this is a little specific but hey uh darby oh sure ask skyler why we called him the undertaker back back at canicuck back in the day and uh we can go on for story yeah yeah maybe i'll tell you guys next week why he's called the undertaker you guys

can all guess here's a fun fact so um yeah i'm trying to think how to exactly explain this so like it's like k country we had a lot of bedwetters i don't know if you guys have many of those at k west i had one co-counselor but that was it i was kidding the undertaker um no we like like almost every single like term it was pretty uncommon we didn't have yeah so like there was like a specific way like you're supposed to put a you know uh sleeping bag on top of those sheets to like tell the nurse yeah and like you tie something around the bunk bed and you take the sheets off to tell the nurse and you bring the sheets in and then you like label them everything you don't want to embarrass the kid it was like a lot of good like policies and yeah like trying to like make sure like why don't you have sheets on your bed yeah oh you wet it you

loser jackson i didn't want to wipe no and and so um there was one night though or one morning where i was bringing these sheets these wet sheets to the nurse because that's who like would wash all the sheets and i noticed like in the in the clean pile is some like uh like a little bit like adult girl shorts like folded up clean and it says katherine hansen on them which is katherine ellis that's your babe and this is like before this is like when i had a crush on her but like was not dating her anything we were playing four square but that's it i was like does she not know how to wipe either like is she does she does she have an actually so i had i like i was like what's going on here i gotta get to the bottom of this apparently she was like like i don't know like a girl was on her

lap or something peed on her but it was pretty it was a pretty yeah a lively story yeah chicago yeah that's pretty funny you found You found Catherine shorts and like the P the P pile. Like what'd you do? Like I've never seen adults like clothing in there before. You know, it's usually always bedding or whatever. So, uh, we had lots of things like that. Lots of kids waking us up in the middle of the night saying they peed and it's like, gosh, are you sure? Just, just go back to sleep. All right. I have one last one that just spawned another one. This is actually not even funny. This is like oh wow kid said this This is when the Catherine I working at k-life, so you have to let me know if Catherine remembers this

I'm sure she probably didn't forget it. This is uh, we're doing k-life Club for super cases like 12 and under Yeah, everyone loved super cake. I mean what it just a blessed time on a Friday afternoon There was always like a hundred. Where are you coming from? Who are all these kids? We have the biggest Super K in the country. All these moms just loved like raking their kids. Friday afternoon, I would pick them up till five now. Great. Anyway, we have this kid and we're playing some, you know,

kickball or something. He's like, I want to kick again. It's like, no, you know, you just kicked. He's already being like, you know, snot nose little kid the whole time. And like, no, you know, you had your turn. You need to let someone else kick. And he looks right up right up at me he said if you don't let me kick i'm gonna tell my parents you touched me what yeah i was terrified that's messed up yeah i was and it's like you

don't even expect a kid even at least at that age at 11 years old to like have the wherewithal to know what that means or what you know or use as a threat seriously yeah oh my gosh oh my yeah it was i don't know what to i mean i just completely was like you punch him in the face and said getting for get to first yeah i'll touch you you know touch it right here boom oh man i think peter or katherine or someone handled it because i was like i don't know what to do you're like i need to go to jail real quick i wasn't um trained on how to react to this yeah seriously like what do i even i don't know yeah it was terrifying but yeah i'll probably never forget that yeah that's like the your fate of life is held in the 11 year old's hand oh and at that point you know i'd work to camp four or

five summers like i i was you know i always had the rule of three down the child protection plan knew it front and back like i know how to put myself in a position where there's you know above reproach all that and. And then like, I'm just so terrified of anything like that. And to have a kid look you in the eyes, like, if you don't give me the ball, I'm going to tell my parents,

you touched me. It's like, you have no idea. Like that won't like what that'll do to someone's life. Like, don't say my dad's a lawyer. Yeah. Oh,

it sucked. That's too bad. Anyway, let's get on another voicemail. Hey, Jake and Brad. It's Corey from PA. Hello. I want to ask you guys about some 90s movies.

I was just talking with my wife recently, and I realized growing up in the 90s in that era of VHS tapes, each kid or each family kind of had their own bubble of content that they consumed. Because you own a VHS, you watch it over and over again, but some other kid may not have had that same experience. Dang. So for me, those tapes were like Dennis, the menace Indian in the cupboard, Georgia, the jungle with Brendan Frazier,

which is hilarious. That was with Britain. So I was wondering what some of those, like with Brendan Frazier, Dudley do right. Those VHS tapes that you guys had that you consumed a ton, but maybe not everybody else did. And also Jake,

I'm going to Maui to visit TJ in the end of August. So you should come. Okay. Bye. Whoa. Do it. I, I am.

Really? Yeah. To visit TJ or just to go. Corey. Whoa. That's, that's crazy. Actually.

Do you know Corey? I don't know. I don't know Corey, but yeah, we both know TJ. Okay. That's crazy. Sorry. Corey. Whoa, that's that's crazy. Actually, you know, Corey. I don't know. I don't know, Corey. But yeah, we both know TJ. OK, that's crazy. So, yeah, I already have I already have flights booked for Maui in late August.

Oh, wow. OK, Corey. Oh, wow. Maui. Oh, Maui. Maui. Maui. That's fun.

Dang, Corey. I already liked you. That whole voice memo was very profound. Astute observation. And then you throw in I get to meet Corey in like a month. That's awesome. Dude, you're going to maui yeah dude it's so fun isaac and i

oh i didn't know isaac was going to we're just going to maui to see cory see tj we're gonna watch a movie in the 90s uh what a great question though yeah at carlton landing we were there like the place we stayed upstairs they had a tv vcr combo and it had like all these vhs's behind it and it was like like just the look of a vhs is something like something and there's something there that like elicits emotion to me i just had a vision right not like that's a raven vision but like our next podcast studio it'd be so fun to decorate it 90s theme like a giant a giant vhs tape behind us love it something like that okay that was just a quick little. Oh yeah. Idea I had.

I like that. 90s theme. Yeah. Just VHS. VHS is everywhere. Yeah. Cassettes. Oh man.

Yeah. I like that. Blockbuster. There's, I found some account on Instagram, like only 90s. No, or stuff only, whatever. Something like that. And it was almost like it was, it was a weird, it was the same feeling. I think I felt when I went back to K state where it was like, I like this, but I don't like like

it was like giving me these weird feelings of like, oh, I love that time of my life, but also like I miss that time. I can't have it anymore. I can't be back there. So anyway, you have any movies off top of your head? I can give you some of mine. Yeah. I mean, I remember like we had almost every Disney movie that, I mean, Disney was cranking out some of the best stuff back then. Thank you. I agree. I mean, it was so good.

I mean, we're talking, you know, Lion King, obviously, A Bug's Life was phenomenal. Did you have Bug's Life? And it was fun too, because, you know, there are five different covers for like each of like the different bugs.

I was like, which one did you get? I got like the chunky caterpillar. We had that one on the cover. A beautiful butterfly. Yeah, so we had a ton of disney movies and then my parents at an early age taught me how to record onto a blank vhs so i did that like crazy that's what i was gonna say we had tons of recorded stuff and my dad also let me watch a ton of comedy when i was really little and so that's what i remember i mean you know i

remember writing tommy boy okay on a cassette or a vhs i remember writing dumb and dumber i remember writing nothing to lose which i watched that a little too early of an age i learned a lot of words in that one really um you know i watched a lot i remember writing liar liar down and all that stuff so yeah see it's funny because you're the obviously the oldest i'm the youngest so i had lots of like recorded vhs stuff from my sisters like have you heard of buttercream gang sure or uh yeah where the wild fern grows where the red fern grows where the where the wild things are as a book turned into a movie where the where the red fern grows is his own book and movie where the red fern grows is what it was or bed knobs and broomsticks don't know that one that sounds like someone's blog or podcast maybe that's a nice yeah uh like stuff like that that like was before my

time i think but like because i was the youngest yeah but man of the house do you remember that one with johnson taylor thomas and uh oh no that's first kid oh first kid was Yeah. But Man of the House, do you remember that one with Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Oh no, that's first kid. First kid was great. No, Man of the House was Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Chevy Chase. Cool. Yeah.

I remember like getting for my birthday one year, the Toy Story VHS. Toy Story was good. And freaking out. I remember being like, like almost crying. Like I was so excited.

But yeah, we had Toy Story, Lion King, Mulan. Those were like, and Sandlot was like the big, I watched all the sports movies yeah did you have any like sports highlight films i had some like nba like best dunks oh stuff like that i had some and one mixtape stuff recorded oh wow yeah so you're like like we're like one year apart but we're so different like generationally yeah seriously like i was more like early 90s like i was watching movies of hakeem olajuwon you're like watching stuff from the professor future yeah his name was the future he was my

favorite um one thing that's gonna definitely hit home for just like certain amount of people out there the movie i maybe watched the most from ages like six to ten was a movie i mean maybe sold nine copies total in the world but it was called like pistol pete the birth of a legend dude i love that movie it's a it's amazing was so good. I've never heard anyone talk about it since my childhood. Yeah, I don't know. Like my cousins loved it. And like my cousins were older than me. And so I remember I didn't own it, but they owned it.

And I loved watching it over there. I watched it. I mean, like once a week. That makes sense because you are Pistol Pete in real life. Oh yeah, I love it. I want to do everything he did. I want to learn all of his drills. I wanted to, you know, yeah.

All those drills that he would do. I can't remember. Like, I'm sure you do like all the different different he would like slam it between his legs with two hands he would like throw it up and clap and catch behind his back things that didn't even really help you in basketball like all right but it was cool he's like spinning the ball on his finger while he's riding a bike i'm like i want to do that i feel like the sound effects back in the 90s are different than they are now i know that sounds ridiculous i know it sounds ridiculous but like the the way it was filmed or something like i'm serious go back and watch that film and i feel

like the way he catches that ball is different just slap call me crazy it does it slaps different i'm serious i think it could have just been like they were trying to well yeah maybe yeah it seems like an old-fashioned ball too i think there's like a leather ball in that movie maybe so yeah anyway so yeah i'm glad you love that movie it's awesome uh i was also i didn't like watch any cartoons growing up like the only card like if i was watching arthur oh okay that's it yeah not like looney tunes yeah uh but i really the only cartoon i did watch so i guess i watched one cartoon it was recess oh and i really i was big tj detweiler fan so i had the vhs they made a movie called recess schools out oh yeah it was great they pulled a prank on the school. Oh, you guys.

Oops, all berries. That's right. It was like a Captain Crunch knockoff. I love that. Anytime you guys want to ask us questions about 90 stuff, we're all in. Let's talk sound effects.

Yeah, seriously. OK, thank you guys for getting a bunch. Put it put them down in the comments. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot to give some feedback on this episode. Oh, wow. We've been going for a while.

Really? Yeah. Good. People love it. Thank you guys for the voice moments. They were phenomenal this week. Really good. And if we didn't get to yours, we might get to it next week because there's so many good ones. Let's go into our reviews of the week,

which were also way better than normal this week. I don't even know. It's going to be hard to choose. Yeah. I think they're the best that I can remember in recent weeks, for sure. Oh, yeah. We were texting about it. Yeah. And we texted the same thing. I was like, holy cow. Yeah. I texted Brad.ad to say i think this is the best week of reviews we've gotten in all of 2021 and then he said i was gonna say that on the podcast i call dibs so here we are

here i am um all right i'll start with uh one of my favorite ones yeah what go ahead i don't know which one to choose from samantha she says saddle up it's long review, which maybe that's a dumb and dumber quote. Love it already, Samantha. Kind of. Never would have thought watching two guys in a basement talk for two hours would be so entertaining. Sorry, pause. Should I go watch a movie?

Nah, Jake and Brad. Should I catch the last half of the baseball game? Nah, watch some Ghost Runners. I thought y'all were funny when I was just listening on Spotify. Catching myself looking like an absolute goof as I smiled or cackled at myself while listening in public. But watching on the YouTube slaps different, for real.

I've been a listener since close to the beginning, but I've been hesitant to say anything until episode 107. I got behind a bit, which I know is lame, so who knows what y'all are talking about these days. But back to close parentheses. When a long-time listener left a memo, you hadn't seen their name before either. So I thought it was about that time to introduce myself as Sam Moon from Des Moines. Hi, Sam. Des Moines, Iowa. I'm far away though for an internship this summer and I'm about

to graduate from college in December and in parentheses a semester early, you know, gifted. Jake gets it. Good for her. But seriously, you guys have given me something constant to look forward to every week and I appreciate the faith that's sprinkled throughout the humor. Sammy Moon. Come on. the humor. Sammy Moon. Come on.

Thank you. Sammy Moon. Saddle up, partner. You see the moon last night? The moon is nuts, dude. Isaac couldn't stop talking about the sun and I couldn't stop talking about the moon. It was magical.

It was like, it was a cotton candy moon and I thought it needed to be appreciated a lot. All right, what's your review of the week? I'm, I gotta,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna go unprecedented. I'm gonna go two reviews. Double up, baby. Yeah. For the twins. to go unprecedented. I'm going to go to reviews. Double up baby for the twins. We're twos. Uh, first one's from MSD. Oh,

six days and confused in a good way. It says new listener here. I had a friend recommend it after ignoring her for roughly two years. I finally gave in. I won't share her name because frankly, she doesn't need to know she was right. I love that. I get that.

Here's the corner into which I've painted myself. I started listening backwards. She went from one to 107, et cetera. Then around episode 100, I find the YouTube. So now I have a YouTube episode going in the office simultaneously with listening to a different episode in the car. So now I'm going 99 to 97, 95, et cetera, on audio and 98, 96, 94, et cetera, on YouTube. That's so confusing. Each Monday we have to throw in the new episode. Each Monday. Yeah. We have to throw in the new episode. And I just want to say I'm super confused.

I'm far enough back now though, into the seventies that I feel like I've committed to going all the way. I feel like maybe the origin of life will be revealed when I get to episode one, learning the origins of the inside jokes is super fun though. I still laugh at them, even though I'm several YouTube and or audio episodes away from learning what they mean i just want to be a part of the club for crying out loud i also read magazines backwards not completely i read the last article then go to the second last etc read the entire magazine backwards would be silly anywho got to give five stars forwards backwards or sideways thanks for the chuckles out loud

so that's from msd that was yeah that was awesome that's pretty funny yeah i love that one uh and then i gotta give it up for duck duck kelly saying i gotta get down the way with the kelly too there's so many good ones yeah disney world on your feet this one says it says after completing a recent family trip to disney world i can confirm this is the best podcast to listen to before entering those long lines throwing out and on your feet to the crowd. When the broken down roller coaster started up again, got the crowds clapping and cheering.

Hilarious. We all channel our inner Brad Ellis and cheered loudly and ridiculously at the start of every ride. And when other people rode by starting their rides and the people absolutely loved it, we had people tell us we made the rides way more fun. And it's all because of this podcast. I think that's just a cool thing of like,

yeah, we somehow affected them and inspired them to be more fun. That is really, yeah, it's really cool. Yeah, let's just be more goofy. Yeah, that's really cool to hear. So glad your day at Disney World was a little better. Disney World, out of your feet. And it's all right, guys,

but I got to give one last one to Zach Kelly. He says, I've come to notice a new trend in my life where I typically don't stick with the podcast for longer than a year or so. Maybe it's because I'm afraid of getting hurt. I'm just too picky when it comes to finding the perfect pod. Whatever the reason, I seem to bail out after several months at most, but the Ghost Hunters podcast has made me an honest man. I'm thrilled to announce I've made it past the one year mark listening to this podcast every single week. Jake and Brad are generally funny, clean cut guys with a gift for inviting the masses into their circle of friends.

This is the first and probably only review I'll ever write for a podcast because I've never met a podcast I felt confident I could like. I could. That sentence got tough. I felt confident I could put.

Yeah, just put the bit of review and call my own. Thanks, fellas. Now I'm finally a committed man. My wife will be so proud. That's awesome. Kelly, thank you. Really appreciate it.

Thank you to everyone who left reviews this week and has left reviews before. Sheesh. Yeah, they're great. We always read them. We always appreciate them. Yeah, buddy. Yep.

Brad, would you like to end this episode with a ding-dong? Let's go. You want me to turn this down a little bit? Maybe. Your call. Your call. Oh, wait. Sorry.

Oh, oh. Stop. Oh! That's what's up. I like it. Okay, okay, okay, okay okay okay okay okay check check mike all right one two three uh brad ellis don't mess around because he works with wood and this we know for sure and jake is really vibing houses now, a real estate mogul. Am I?

Don't get a tick by Jake, said just because I can't eat chicken on burritos now. Thank God for Jake and Brad for sticking to podcasting because we love the song. Say it. Come on. Hey, mom. Hey, mom. Hey, mom. Hey, mom.

Hey, mom. Hey, mom. Hey, mom. Hey, mom. I forgotor was there for a second. I got kind of scared when I just saw him. Hey, Mom Yeah Yeah, Brad has two kids

Oh, he bagged his dough And he'll do this pot till he's got six kids in all Jake plays in teams Oh oh he plays all week goes to kansas and missouri to play pickleball now what they say it's chick-fil-a forever then what makes then what makes then what makes then what makes what makes what makes just drinks are reality so why oh, why oh Why oh, why oh, why oh Are we still buying One dollar drinks From McDonald's here

I said Hey mom Oh hey mom Hey mom Hey mom Don't want to meet my Jasmine Hey, Ma! Hey, Ma! Don't want to meet my Jasmine She'll see I'm not her has-been Hey, Ma!

Hey, Ma! Hey, Ma! Alright now! Alright now, Pussies. Yeah. Now, what do we say to my homes? Go Chiefs. I can't hear you. I said, what do we say to my homes?

Go Chiefs. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Okay, now, Brad Deuce. Yeah. Now, we're going to build some furniture for just a minute. Now, don't have me building for nothing. I want to see those custom creations. I am your neighbor, Henry.

That's great. Here we go. Now build it, build it, build it. Oh, oh, build it, build it, build it, build it. Oh, oh, build it like an Isaac Dog kennel Hey mom, build it, build it, build it, oh oh Build it, build it, build it Build it like an Isaac Dog kennel

Okay, here we go. Build it, build it, oh oh I don't know where I'm going now Just the time for the building. Yeah, what song is this now? Hey, we're back. Hey, mom. Hey, mom.

Brad, you're getting a call. It's from your mom. Hey, mom. That's what's up. I said, hey, mom. Hey, mom. Hey, mom. Hey, mom. You did great.

Guys, you don't know. Brad's headphones fell out and he kept the rhythm. We call him the human metronome. Yeah, the human gnome. Some people think it's metronome. Some people think I just love Expedia. You be the judge. I really thought my mom was calling.

That's how silly I am. I did. I was like, oh, really? that's fun that's like so perfect how in the world you bought you thought my your mom was calling me at 11 i didn't see that it was your phone and when you said someone's calling like when you said someone's calling i definitely believed you and then you said it was your mom i thought I believed it a little bit less, but still like, this is amazing. During the home song. She doesn't even know.

Oh my gosh. What are the odds? Who wrote that one? That was awesome. Emily Schmidt. She's a, this is our three timer. We got dirty little secret, toxic and now,

Hey, yeah. So she's on the Mount Rushmore next to Kirstie and Heatherly. Dirty little Schmidt. That's a great, you're crushing. I feel like every time I ask, cause it was ask because it was well written, it's Emily Schmidt. Yeah.

So she's on a roll. We'd love some other submissions from anybody and everybody. I know Justin's cooking up one. He's driving back to Wisconsin soon. So he's going to nine hour drive by that thing. So, yeah. Do you have any requests, any songs you'd like to have written for you? I can't think of very many.

Bohemian Rhapsody would be a really great one. That's a tough one. I've heard that just like no no one enjoys like playing that or performing that or doing covers of that but that's why we do it baby good luck doing covers of it i can't imagine like like doing an actual like musical cover like yeah because it's just a ballad of things uh i'll put it on patreon slash maybe the youtube comments or something some because i do have i had a list one time like of things i was thinking about writing myself so cool i'll send them out right on well i think that concludes episode 116 hope you guys enjoyed it we had a little bit of everything we had harrison isaac justin join us wow a little game in the middle

and uh yeah continue uh you know leaving comments leaving reviews whatever you want to do voice memos you do all that you know link in the description buying merch from us which is awesome thank you for everybody like yeah it's a merch every now and then there's not life yeah thank you guys all the support has been so fun so and of course if you're new around here and you don't know what we were talking about the beginning we were saying jean shorts it's like this youtube channel yeah that brad and i are a part of so if you want to see us on video, we do comedy sketches there. So check out jean shorts wherever comedy sketches are sold.

Which is... I don't know. That one farm supply place for sure in Pennsylvania. You're losing your friends to jean shorts. And scrubs and beyond. So thank you guys for listening.

Hope you have a good week. All right. Love you guys. Bye. Can I tell... I have a story. You should write that snow. I have a story about like camp that snow i have i have a

story about like camp being somewhat inappropriate i'll put let's put a bookmark in two friends two friends two friends yes um so first summer worked there my friend i think i've told you my friend nox was my co-counselor nox was the oldest brother of six so he was awesome with kids because we were like with seven to 11 year old kids. Amazing with kids. It was my first summer. I got so impatient a few times and he would just like be loving it. And I'm like, how is he doing this? He's so impressive. Um, so just like so patient with these crazy rambunctious kids. Um, but we had this pretty tough kid, uh, named Jonathan. And I'm going to tell you two stories about Jonathan.

We're going to have to edit some words, just FYI. But the first one, so it's a big thing at K country. Whenever we're eating, and maybe you guys do it too, whenever we're eating at the end, we pass around our silverware and we say we lick it and then we stick it into this whiffle that you put all the silverware in just to kind of help consolidate them yeah to get washed um and with seven-year-olds you know you gotta hey don't don't forget to lick and stick blah blah and we had this super super sweet camper and the sweet camper uh was going around jonathan don't forget to lick and stick and jonathan with just like like no hesitation um just goes how about you lick and stick my and like it just like took me by surprise because like camp is like this

utopian society where like every person is like behaving the perfect way you know like we're just all focused on the right things and so you just never especially k country yes you're not hearing those words unless it's a like King James version of the Bible. Then you would hear that word. Jesus might ride one of those. Right. But he's not looking at sticking it. Right.

No way. Exactly. Like if you're singing, what child is this? And you're doing the third verse, maybe ox and ass are feeding. But besides that- You don't say it. No. And so we just, I couldn't believe it, but I was also like, that's hilarious.

I just said that. Like, I can't believe a little kid just said that. But we were like, hey, you, but I was also like, that's hilarious. I just said that. Like, I can't believe a little kid just said that. Uh, but we were like, Hey, you can't say that. Like that's really inappropriate. Um, so anyway, Jonathan, pretty troubled kid struggling, you know, the rest of the week with behavior issues, uh, near the end of the week or two weeks, we are on camp out, which at K country is kind of a joke. Like camp out just means we go down to a different cabin and sleep in that cabin for the night with the, with the campfire. Yeah. Um, but one of the traditions of camp out is there's a boys camp out and a girls camp out. And you always, the boys like always, no co-ed, no co-ed. I see you over there with Mary Jane,

you know, uh, but the tradition is that the boys always go sneak across this field and scare the girls. And so all the boys wanted to do it, you know, eight-year-old boys. So we're all like sneaking, trying to be quiet. Like, hey, hey, hey. And I think somebody was poking Jonathan with this thing they found by a bush or something. And, you know, poking Jonathan, we're all trying to be quiet. I'm in the very back, Knox, my friendly, gentle giant, 6'8", probably a huge baseball player in the front leading all the kids.

And I just hear this kid kind of being like, stop. Like Jonathan says, stop, stop. And then I hear him say, stop. Stop poking me with that grass. And some kid just like snarkily goes, it's not grass, it's ragweed. And he goes like, without Jonathan, without hesitation, how about I stick that ragweed up your and, and Knox, you know, we're all trying to be so quiet, like going throughout this field, Knox turns around and just said like screams at this not screams but talks very very very proclaimed what did you say and jonathan's like uh i i don't know

and you know noxious noxious goes i know exactly what you said you said you were gonna stick that ragweed up his and like went for you just don't say that at camp like you don't say those words at camp even if you're repeating something nox like this super patient brother of six like so sweet like huge guy like big personality just yells this at this kid when we're trying to all be so quiet and it it was just like, I could not believe it. I had the biggest eyes. I was like, okay. Knox, calm down. Anyway. Needless to say, we did not surprise the girls.

Girls saw us coming a little bit. Think Normandy Beach. D-Day. They were ready for us. Now he's got a Richard for his ragweed? What's going on? I think it was Jonathan. So those are two pretty pretty studly stories lick and stick my behind ragweed up your muffler pipe