Ghostrunners - 126 - Chettie and Eddy from Boston

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

Jake just got back from Las Vegas and gives Brad his own personal magic show. This episode also features six minutes of uninterrupted northeastern accents and stereotypes. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ghost Runners podcast episode one two six Jake kids say the darndest things that could be a show right yeah don't you think uh-huh uh one of my favorite things that Hattie has started to say is sometimes Catherine will for dinner she will literally make like a crock pot full of beans and Catherine just in the southern style she makes beans and cornbread it's pretty good okay uh but she but Catherine calls it a pot of beans okay but katherine's kind of you know she's got a little country in her so she kind of we're gonna have a pot of beans tonight okay beans and i i learned the other day i was talking to hattie she's like oh beans i like beans but i really don't like all beans i just like pot of beans oh like she

thinks that's like a specific type of bean like yeah like oh you don't like baked beans but you like pot of beans oh uh and so i just yeah i just like i thought that was so cute yeah like are there other foods you could get like oh i don't no i don't listen to country mainly i i only listen to lettuce wrap did i do it sort of no well no like it had food in it like uh like oh i don't usually i don't like french fries but i like it sort of no well no like it had food in it like uh like oh i don't usually i don't like french fries but i like the side of fries oh that's good that's like i don't i don't i don't really want that kind of salt i'd really like humble salt but we don't have any of that but maybe like just a pinch of salt do we have any pinch of salts okay okay so like oh who your favorite like oh i like as far as hollywood goes i

love julia styles ryan styles or if i'm an in and out animal style is that really good that's uh that's funny yeah that's that's that's something i think i'm getting it what about like oh no i don't i don't really enjoy like i like, I don't really like Asian food, except for that one kind of rice. Like, I like bola rice. Can I get the bola rice, please? Not the E-bola rice. No, no, no.

That's something else. Get bola rice. Get that in Dallas. Yeah, bola rice. Okay, okay, okay. What about like, wait, you don't want to, you don't want to drink and play basketball? No, last time I kept getting salt around the rim. me too midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go

ahead get on your feet because it's a ghost from this podcast okay good start it is a late night pod it's 10 p.m for brad and it's 10 p.m for jake which 10 p.m these days for me is like the equivalent of like 1 p.m 1 a.m which one okay yeah 1 a.m 1 1 p.m european time maybe the day before yeah yeah you're waking up real early uh-huh and you were like you texted me like hey what want to see what time we were doing the podcast tonight because i was going to think about taking a little nap. And I was like, gosh, I envy you. I know. I almost didn't say that.

No, no, no. It's fine. I obviously know that we have different lives. And it wasn't like I was doing crazy things today or anything like that. But literally after you texted me that, my world kind of crumbled a little bit. Dang. Because I took Hattie to Iwana. And then I came back.

And Bo was in the bath. Catherine was supervising him, as a good mother should. And all of a sudden I just hear Catherine go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That does not sound good as a parent. And I go, what? And she, she sometimes bothers me because she like will have this huge reaction and then not say anything to me. Like I want some, I want to know right away.

Right away. I got to know. And so then I have to like get a little, little like. You said eight no's. Tell me right now i go katherine what she goes he pooped in the bathtub and so then i was like and i i had just bought we talked about this more later i'm getting into golf and just bought some practice balls i was really excited to use my like little window in between drop off and pick up at a wanted to go practice outside and she comes up very sweetly to me she's like can you clean the poop out of the tub i go i i didn't even like i'm not even gonna act like i

was a great husband at this point because i just go fine i didn't i didn't i didn't say like of course no problem i was just frustrated go fine fine you know i definitely was like frustrated about it but so i was literally scooping scooping my son's poop man out of the tub as you were napping oh man and actually like they were gone like all of last week and i missed them so much i i really did like like like i had a great time with katherine but i was like man i'm excited for them to be home and then i thought about like this wouldn't happen last week. I scooped zero poop last week. I know it.

I know it was zero. Not even a little bit. Yeah. Dang. Yeah. We had pretty different days then. I think about that so often, like when I'm putting Bo to sleep or like, like when I'm about to go over to your house for the podcast after I'm like doing something so chill or

like, yeah, whatever it is. I just think about like, like I'm like, yeah, washing them in the bath or something. And I'm like, what's Jake doing right now? We just have different lives in so many ways, but we're also just best friends, you know? So yeah, it's kind of fun. And maybe that's why people like the podcast. They can find something about their lives. That's at least one of us.

Sure. Probably not both of us at the same time. Yeah. At least one of us. Yeah. And maybe that's why we like each other too, is like you see something that like of your future and i see something of my past of like man i missed those times that's beautiful yeah so like for instance i was in las vegas this weekend do you feel like we had las vegas do you feel like we had similar weekends yeah i was sure yeah let's parallel okay

um you start bedtime uh-huh 9 p.m sharp yeah like 9 30 for me okay so you were a little later yeah yeah no i actually did go to bed kind of late on friday night there was one night recently you texted kind of late and i was like good for brad yeah here we go yeah it was it was out of force because i was doing that thing on saturday that i was getting really excited about but that's that's that's my weekend that's chapter, right. We got to get to it. Yeah. OK, yeah, it's getting a lot of gas. Yeah, I guess people some people on the Patreon know what you're doing in Vegas, but everyone,

all the patrons know. Yes. If they listen, I guess your choice up to you. But yeah, it's coming in either way. So yeah, it's like three or so weeks. I'll announce what what's happening once like their first video is out. OK okay it was uh first video oh i told him last week it was a youtube thing oh it's one of the youtube video channels he's not video youtube he's not doing community posts sure he's making videos for youtube it's not just a gmail account uh so anyway but in the meantime

there's still other stuff to do in vegas i'm sad to say i never got to go to casino royale blackjack switch was not played man i think i might save it for marriage i think well at least save it for for podcast marriage like you and me when we go to i think it'd be really fun like i like i just know we would love it together yeah like you would be freaking out about blackjack switch okay speaking of freaking out i needed you there it was so i found the coolest casino game i've ever seen and this is not and like war no although yeah the stuff in vegas vacation or just like how many fingers am i holding behind my back i would love to find those if those exist my dad claims one time he saw a chicken that you could play in

tic-tac-toe he said he saw that like undefeated in the 90s yeah it's like it's chicken only knows one thing and it's like how to block you in tic-tac-toe that's all it knows how to do um yeah him and michael john were talking about like they wanted to like have this whole thing where like my uncle has like chicken feed and he's like yes throwing it out there that's what i was just thinking it's kind of a way to pull the chicken mentally mess with the chicken yeah do something dance around them yeah push them shove them yeah do something but the coolest casino game i've ever found i had already walked by it twice i can't believe i didn't see it the first time but it is like simulated horse racing but like in real like there's a there's a video board telling you what's happening but it's also acted out in front of you with kind of like plastic

horses and it's like do they're like their legs are moving they're going around an actual track it's almost like a rock'em sock'em robots type technology like it's like a casino yeah it's like it looks like it's from the 70s well i'm thinking about like you know you know those games that like the carnivals and like the fairs and stuff that like but you control the horses like was what i'm thinking of are you talking about a merry-go-round you know but you're on top of the horse and And it's going to pull there and you're holding on to it. It's usually just kids riding it, but you can still ride. You can stand next to him if you want. They have like the bench, you know, like that you can sit in with your honey.

Like, yeah, I think this is a merry-go-round. I'm thinking of like, there's like these ones that like, if you like hit a target or something, your horse moves a little bit. And you're like trying to be the last one. Like you shoot the water in the bullseye. That one too. Same idea. Okay. Okay. That's what I i'm imagining but yours is on track this is just this

beautiful like to scale probably racetrack in front of you are there chairs all around this track or is it like just in front of you it's just right in front of you okay you can go or no i guess there's like chairs on each side so it's you know 360 degrees of viewership and each race is a new race i love this and each race there a new race. I love this. And each race, there's like new odds for like this horse's name is Pharaoh's Delight. He's got six to one odds of winning. And then it gives you that.

And then it's like, but this one is like the goddess of Nicaragua, 95 to one. You're like, I gotta bet that. What a name. And that's- Do the names switch up every time too? Every time. Six new horse names every time.

I love that. And I'll tell you where they really get you or at least where they got me is almost every time there's a massive underdog where it's like 58 to 1 odds that they win so it's like only you have to bet one dollar i can win 58 yeah i gotta at least put one dollar yes just in case and what happens is that horse never wins and you just lose a dollar every time. You just slowly lose a dollar. It's like an Annie. No, it's that's that's how casinos get you in general is like there's that one huge like multiplier thing. Yeah.

And somebody hits it. If they hit it once, they'll do that the rest of their life. Just in case. Yeah. Yeah. I hit it once. One time. Atlantic City.

You know, casinos can be really sad places for people like that have gambling problems. But I've seen people that literally will like hit like a $950, you know, winner on a $5 bet. And then they'll keep playing and lose all the $950. Yeah. It's like, especially if that's a slot machine, like it's done. That computer is tapped out. Move on. There's no way.

Go home. Yeah. Go to Burger King beforehand or go home. Like, just just get out of here. Yeah. So, OK. The horse, it was just so electric like every just like 60 seconds there was a new opportunity to bet on new horses with new odds yeah and you could bet

on the winner you could play side bets you could place like what did they call it like i want to say it's called the quinceanera it wasn't the quinceanera but it was the name of like quesaro okay what was it quinera quinera I don't know. You can say anything and I'll believe you. It's like the name and horse betting. If you accurately predict who comes at first and second. Okay. But in either order. So it's like, who's going to finish top two?

You could bet on that. There's only six horses? Yeah. And the odds were pretty high for that. See that? Yeah. I would be a sucker for this game. I was like, I was going like Moneyball, like Billy Bean.

Like I was looking at all these stats. I was like, wait. Like you would analyze it. 50 races that you know these odds aren't i'm betting just quinceanera from here on out i think that's actually that's a sucker's bet to bet on the winner right whatever and uh i may be both of them yes but either order right um yeah where's the yeah you're trying to calculate because i know you well enough to know you're like a big analytics guy. Like you're analyzing how this game goes. You're like, yeah, look, the odds. I mean, that's two out of six, you know, but you have to get in either order. Trying to figure out the best way to hedge your bets.

Like I'm going to bet on the obvious champion to win. But then these like side bets, that's been a little crazier. And yeah, it was just, I didn't end up winning much money, but I slowly lost it, which was fun. You know, and every now and then you win a big one. That's that's that's like somewhat of a good way to go in Vegas. You look at it like, OK, it took me 45 minutes and it cost $60, but it's so much fun. You get entertained a little bit.

Yeah, you could easily lose that money in two seconds somewhere else. Uh huh. So if you get robbed or if you play blackjack and make two bigger bets i want some money playing blackjack so that was good yeah that was good that's the only place i feel comfortable like actually controlling my own destiny a little bit yeah yeah it was good um it was good so were there other people on the horse track with you like were you getting into it with them there was a pretty drunk woman on the other side of us at the beginning what did she say just like are you guys bet on six did you guys bet on set you know like yeah you know i'm trying to find

them i don't know if this is the woman i want to have fun with yeah right it would have been really fun if it was like a big group of us just like yeah dude come on get here get here you know i would have loved to turn that place into you know just like the kentucky derby but it was uh you know 2 p.m oh it was daylight hours bright outside yeah next to the door too so you can see the daylight so that's yeah it's not the best dude sometime let's just plan like a 24-hour trip to vegas yeah because anything longer than 24 hours at the casino is just like i don't want to be here anymore this is too dark for me no that's great that's awesome i think that'd be so fun to like and like just everyone high energy for those 24 hours yeah because we know hard this has like a shelf life we're only here for a day so just like give it all your energy yep yeah that's great everything you got stayed at the luxor which is the big pyramid

okay turns out it's not yeah yeah okay it's not just like you know oh it looks like a pyramid it's it is straight up a pyramid even on the inside like the elevators go diagonally so not straight up diagonal up yeah so diagonal the elevators are like on a diagonal conveyor belt or something yes it doesn't seem like that was fun to architect no uh so it's pyramid fire playlist though anytime you're walking in the hallway in the lobby great playlist vegas in general just is bumping yeah that was fun good dr pepper great dr pepper dr pepper um you know vegas yeah that's what they're known for baby pop music and the doctor syrup and carbonation combos you gotta go to the luxor i saw you went to a comedian oh yeah yeah i've made it full of myself i'm sitting

there that was in the back and i'm like you gotta be kidding me in las vegas this guy is like he's not stealing jokes but he's like stealing a cadence and more than he's like stealing his voice this guy sounds so similar to brian regan and though he's delivering his jokes sounds like i'm like this is crazy the audacity he's not the headliner but still he's like the second opener like he's probably a decently big deal at the laugh factory which is a laugh factory yeah i was like these are decently priced tickets and um yeah i was like this is crazy so i'm sitting there like kind of enjoying it but kind of like this is insane yeah like this guy's ripping them off and then like he sounds so much like brian

regan and then the host comes back out all right give a big round of applause for dennis regan that's like oh okay that makes way more sense that's pretty funny no way it's like, oh, OK, that makes way more sense. That's pretty funny. No way. It's like you don't know who Eli Manning is. And you're like, well, this guy, I mean, he's audibly at the line every time. He just looks clueless up there. He's like quoting Arch Manning like he was his dad or something. Why does he look up to Arch Manning so much?

That's so weird. Yeah. So anyway, it was fine. And looking back on it, he was actually my favorite comedian of the night really um yeah the headliner was although the same thing as our boys scarborough in town there are multiple things that dennis reagan said on stage i was like i've seen that on twitter recently okay and i confirmed it with trails like didn't we talk about this tweet he's like yeah we laughed about that i was like yeah he was performing that do you remember the specific like is there a chance that they just both thought of the same

joke like was it specific enough of a tweet that it was like that's absolutely stolen or was it just like oh that's not that original because somebody else said it i don't know it's hard to say i think part of it it's like well i've seen this recently and he's performing it now so you'd like to think that's not just a coincidence yeah his bit was something about like how commentators these days won't say that a guy's slow they'll say that he doesn't move well okay and i was like yeah i saw it on twitter like two weeks ago okay and he had a couple other things to say like if a commentator said this about me they wouldn't say this they'd say this and it was just like uh thank you just because i remember scarborough like one of his jokes was

like uh you know it was really hard to vote for know who to vote for hillary or trump because they're both just so great i like them both so much yeah yeah i'm like i'm sure that was a tweet but also that's not that hard of a joke to come up with you know what i mean like i didn't think it was that good so yeah anyway dennis reagan dennis reagan i wikipedia him he used to write for king of queens which is cool cool. Dude, King of Queens is so underrated. Yeah. Have you watched it? I mean, back in the day, of course. I watched it kind of recently because like we have that Plex thing where it has all these.

Yeah, it's so funny, dude. You really like. I think I think Kevin James, Doug, especially in that role is so funny. Yeah, dude. Highly recommend checking it out. I'm kind of surprised that you can like I think sitcoms are just a little outdated. Just like. No, I love both in the format

and also just like the tropes of the storyline. Like the husband's trying to be the right guy, but he makes a oversighted mistake. And then the wife is like upset at him. Oh yeah. You know, and they have marital strife, but they come together at the end and they have a person of color friends.

Deacon. Yeah. Yeah. No, I grew up like with watching that so stuff so much that i love it and i i don't mind it and of course like yeah the the storylines and the arcs and stuff are pretty similar in all of them but the yeah the acting is what kind of sets apart and i noticed king of queens actually recently doesn't always have like i've heard like it's like they call it a b and c story like you know they have three things going on at any time like with three different stories sometimes they only have two

stories going on which is like that's a little different you know where it's at least not like there's all these different things going on they all get resolved at the end kind of thing so i will say i love uh jerry stiller yeah he's awesome arthur says his name yes yeah so funny he's pretty funny in that i think all three of the main characters are great so and what's her name leah remini yeah it's got nice to watch her before she went to scientology it's like look at her before she got a little wild and then and now she's out now she's out telling her story yeah on netflix documentary dude good for her highly recommend king of queens okay check it out i just i'm just gonna tell you all these things to check out because i know you're gonna have all this like free time now which i don't even know if it's true but we'll see yeah

i don't know what kind of time i'm about to have but how much are're going to have all this like free time now, which I don't even know if it's true, but we'll see. Yeah. I don't know what kind of time about to have, but how much are you going to actually be driving on your tour? Do you know? I think on average, it's like a three to four hour drive from city to city, but we do that overnight. Yeah. So you just wake up a new city and I think you have just the world at your feet. Do you park like, is there like designated parking lots? I think it's just like, we'll go to like a Walmart parking lot or the venue parking lot if it's big enough. So like, do you think that like fill in the blank? I don't know.

Brian Regan like does that like just parks in a Walmart? If they're on a tour bus, probably. You think so? Yeah. That's so interesting. Maybe that's a business idea. Like high end parking lots. Seriously.

Because luxurious parking. I'm trying to think of like a really big deal like uh like with security like nothing's gonna happen to you exactly like you're you're in a gated area but you can still sleep in your tour bus what about this we take it up a notch rather than like i love luxurious luxurious parking spots what about luxurious like vacation style bedrooms where like you get a bunch of bedrooms in like one large building yes it has a parking lot you can have an elevator in there you can yeah it'll go straight up straight up and you can just like rent like a however many rooms you need it'll have one bed two beds up to

you back to full baths the the rooms can be all like different sizes like they can be same theme and everything same aesthetic but like yeah maybe maybe a king bed, you know, for a bigger sum. Yeah. Yeah. And a queen for others. That that's an idea. Yeah. Do you think? Two queens to drop a deuce on everybody. King of Queens. King of Queens.

King and Queens. Kevin James would love it. So there's an idea. And maybe like like if people want to like get out of their rooms, enjoy like a pool, you know, will be fun weight room that no one's going to use. Yeah. Open till 11. We can have snacks there.

And since there's like supply and demand is going to be so tough, like we can just super overcharge for our snacks. I think like a thing of beef jerky for the troops or non-trips doesn't matter. We don't discriminate, but it is $11. I was about to say $11.99. Okay, perfect. Good, good. Let's go up $1.

Let's take it up a notch. Okay. I think we get the luxurious, what do we want to call it? Room inside a building. Let's call it that for now. R-I-A-B, RIAB. RIAB. We get the RIAB up off the ground, literally.

But then several years in the future, what we start doing is- Wait, wait, wait. Up off the ground? Like completely like elevated- It could float. Like hurricane safety. Like you're saying like just in case floods just in case yeah climate change good here in the future we start letting actual people

just rent out their homes to people who are maybe in a tour bus okay so it's kind of like a uh bed and breakfast b&b could be for sure right so it's air b&b yeah like up off the ground like up in the air i like a bed and breakfast i think that could work like i think air bed and breakfast i think we got to make sure that people aren't creepy and like have like security cameras in their bedrooms or anything like that um what about like ring doorbell cameras on the front porch i think that those are pretty good i don't know i i think that people can hack into those and like get um some footage and like send it to people and then hopefully they can post it later.

But besides that, I think I think that it could be pretty solid. Yeah. Just a couple of business moguls over here. I think so. Shark Tank. Here we come, sharks. Yeah. So there's something.

Man, those are some good ideas. How'd we get there? What are we talking about? Just tour buses and oh yeah tour bus yeah driving time um the the main comedians yeah yeah i don't know the headliner this guy named like brian scolaro or something never heard of him okay he's kind of went just on a whim it was just like at the laugh factory i have nothing to do tonight yeah i've heard of the laugh factory before this is yeah, yeah. Normal or like a thing that I would enjoy doing in Las Vegas.

And it's kind of fun to like. See how other people do it. And like. Exactly. Yeah. I feel like anytime you go do any. Like. I even went to a concert recently and it gave me motivation for stand up.

It's just like just seeing people perform. Yes. It's like. In general. Invigorates something inside of you. So, yeah, it was fun. And anyway, yeah, this headliners headlining a Vegas show show and at the laugh factory and it's just it was shocking just like how not funny he was and also just like i think this day and age more than ever to be a performer to to be able to sell

tickets no matter what industry you're in you have to be able to brand yourself like it's so important than ever than like you have to have your own personal brand going for you can't rely on promoters or booking agents anymore like you need to be selling your own tickets this guy has no social media presence you know just like how did you get this how did you get this gig who are you why aren't you funnier i wrote down uh and kept track of it the first seven minutes of the show were all fat jokes seven minutes straight off the top it's already fat or is it yeah he's a big guy yeah and it was just like man how do you not know that we've all heard this before and this is just so just like

the lowest like lowest hanging fruit yeah i'm just like and then i kid you not he spent somewhere between 12 to 15 minutes in the middle of a set 12 minutes talking about farts it was so just like childish and annoying and people were like kind of laughing it was like upsetting that was the question i was gonna ask was like obviously it wasn't funny to you but was it funny to other people like kinda like yeah he wasn't murdering by any means it wasn't like i'm the only one not laughing in here because that's what i'm trying to figure out is like is the uh is like the amount of people that are just funny not there or is it like the amount of people that are just funny, not there. Or is it like the amount of people that find stuff like that funny that we don't think is funny, just higher than we think.

Does that make sense? Like, yeah, yeah, I totally get it. Yeah. Like, cause, cause yeah, that's, that's interesting that this guy can be this successful, you know, without social media presence or whatever. And without being that funny, but it's like, well, who else are we going to put up there? We don't know anybody else so i truly keep going with this guy i walked away being like i think train i can really be comedians if we want to it doesn't see it's starting to seem easier yeah but then again i've heard vegas is tough to play or to perform just because your fans aren't there it's just random people there's no stereotype of vegas it's like who's gonna be here sure no. And most of them are pretty wasted. That might be the one stereotype. Yeah. So who knows? But

I've also heard, you know, a lot of comedians we talk to when we're on the road, they say like, you guys are so great because you're so likable. That's like more than half the battle with comedy. It's just like, if you're a likable guy, people want to laugh with you. They want to like, sure, feel what you feel. They want to relate to you. And so like sure feel what you feel they want to relate to you and so that's so important and this guy was so unlikeable i mean right off the bat ma'am i just got to say sorry ma'am you have got a set of legs on you and there was no joke it was just like hitting on a woman from the audience cool he like brought it back later he was like ma'am sorry i'm getting distracted by those legs again i'm sorry i'm not kidding if you want to come to room 204 later you come whenever you want he's got a ryab he he just it just blatantly there was nothing even funny about it he's like hitting on what

was like this is so unlikable it's about farts get this guy off of here like yeah that guy that made that that big overweight guy that's making jokes about flatulence i'm a hot girl and i would love to go you know meet him later i'll absolutely take you up on that. So there's no, yeah, that's too bad. I mean, I feel like a lot of comedians are overweight dudes that just, just poke fun at themselves. And it's like, we all see it coming. I dare you not to. Or like, just don't fixate on that forever.

Like, yeah, bounce around. Unless it's like a specific thing. Like, like when Hattie called me fatty, I thought that was really funny like when she just like like not even on purpose you know but stuff like that's kind of funny to me but i think that's what makes comedy fun is you're seeing like a unique a unique point of view of something that does feel relatable in a way whatever it is like an observation or a story it's just like you get to see someone's original unique point of view on it and it's just like ah you're big and it's you're able to laugh at yourself because of it. Yeah. That's not unique to me. That's not like new. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like, yeah. You know, in the office, whenever they're like, what's better, a medium

amount of good pizza or a large amount of just okay. Pizza. Like it feels like he went for the large amount of just okay. Pizza. Like, Hey, like, I know this isn't like a plus stuff, but I got, it's B minus. I got to fill up an hour somehow. You know, there's a lot of big comedians out there, literally big comedians like that do pretty well. Larry, the cable guy's doing just fine. Yeah, you know, I can do this. I'm overweight and lazy like people like that a little bit.

So anyway, that's that's motivating, I guess. Exciting for you. It was like confidence boosting almost. It was like, yeah, I think we're doing a good job. Yeah. We'll see. Fly out tomorrow. I know.

It's tough that we're like recording this, obviously, before you fly out. And so like Monday, you're going to have already done like three or four shows when people are listening to this. Yeah, that's true. People are going to be able to hear about the tour. We got to put some stuff on Patreon, I guess. Like if you're wanting to hear some stuff about the tour, how about you put some stuff out there?

Yeah. Just a little sneak preview, you know, whatever, 10 minutes or something like that. Yeah, that'd be fun. Because, yeah, I'm excited to hear about it. You know, I don't want to wait two weeks to hear about this. So I think I would agree. The second night of shows, the Richmond show on Saturday, we're actually flying Derek out to film

like just to capture footage of it because it's like by far the most people we heard are performing for it's gonna be like 1800 people that's awesome in richmond it's like this is gonna be pretty cool and um just get some footage of it so we can like use it or post about like the background tour so derrick's gonna come out and get some some photos some videos and yeah that show will be nuts have you i'm sure you have but i can't think of it 1800 people have you ever performed anything for 1800 people no i think i gave a speech one time for like a thousand at silver dollar city yeah i was that was one of the things i was thinking of really because we talked about the podcast yeah and no way russia's got talent oh that was oh so sorry like i talked about it i was gonna say that was definitely before we had a

podcast i think we did talk about it yeah okay gotcha russia's got talent wasn't that many people uh there's no way i don't really yeah it was pretty small studio it's so interesting how like they deceive you with like how big something looks yeah stage or something no no no really yeah it was like 60 people there no way yeah it was crazy tiny 60 people yeah they whatever they're doing on tv they're just faking an audience in russia i don't know really so you're saying russia like sometimes they fake things i think so okay good to know uh okay 1800 people on your what third show yeah second night no pressure dude yeah i'm pretty fired up it'll be awesome that's awesome are you gonna just go with the hits or are you gonna sprinkle in some new stuff i mean 1800 people you gotta

you gotta be pretty sure of yourself i mean we'll see i mean i mean the plane is you know in charlotte the the first two shows like have a lot of new stuff like at least and i should probably be sprinkling it anymore but there's like a at least as of now the plane is like there's like a seven minute stretch where it's all new stuff so i'm like i hope this goes good because i don't really have like a backup plan dude you said something on the patreon that i was like he should use that in the um in his stand-up oh it was the shoot i can't remember exactly what it was but it was like it's kind of like when someone says i don't like you anymore oh dang it dang it sorry it sounds like it's got potential yeah it was it was it was like something that you were upset about dang it i'm sorry this

is not good podcast material the most recent just jacob yeah and it was like near the beginning where you're oh it's the house. It's the housing market. Like, oh yeah. Yeah. Like how you're like, yeah. Once I find a house, somebody like, oh yeah. It's like falling in love every single day.

But by 5 PM, she's already fallen in love with someone else's dad who paid. Yeah. I think that's funny. Thank you. Yeah. I laughed at that. I have one joke ready for if i do yes the house buying right process yeah i went and looked at house today actually yeah with peter uh solid

house down in olathe yeah um which if you don't know kansas very well olathe is where i grew up and it's like one of the most southern suburbs of kansas city so it's it's literally down there like it's it is down there. It's a little further away, but nice house. A lot of bedrooms. Yeah. Oh, I got a good story about this.

So we yeah, Peter and I are looking at it together. I think it's pretty good house. Like, oh, these ceilings down here are like a little bit higher up than your typical ceilings. Could a golf simulator fit down here? And so then we're like,

I'm trying to like some practice swings like Peter, watch my. Does it seem like, you know you know and peter of course golfing thrift guy he's like all right just imagine 44 inches past your hand so we're like trying to like measure this and then peter's like hold on he like goes in the storage area he like breaks off a piece of like siding he's like here this is like 44 inches swing this so then i'm like swinging this piece of siding in the basement like i think this could work i think this could work what a real estate agent and then i'm like wait I have my clubs in my car. I'll go get my driver right now.

So then I go to my car. I get my driver out. Just a couple of bros. I bring it to the house. And then I'm like, oh, this could definitely fit. I'm taking full cuts in the basement. Like, this is good. Go to the storage room.

Like, ooh, storage room could be even better. This is awesome. And Peter's like, all right, I think we got to head out. There's like more people coming. Walk outside. With your club. With a driver in my hand. Like, what do these people think?

Like, huh. Okay. So a lot of people might bring like a tape measure. Yeah. Maybe a flashlight. Yeah. This guy's got a driver. This guy's got a bomb tech driver.

I like this guy. What did they just do in there? Yeah, exactly. What is he checking for? Like, what is he monitoring that he needs a driver for? Yeah, like what kind of house are we moving into here? Yeah. Hopefully it was like a little intimidating.

These people were like, we can't outbid this guy. This guy's insane. Yeah. He's going to bid a million dollars in this house. He's a professional golfer. Yeah. He literally lives to golf. He doesn't take it, go anywhere without it.

Yeah, he brings his driver over. He must be very good. He's got a lot of money. Oh, wow. Well, let's not even look at the house anymore. Yeah, I would just leave right now. Yeah, so brings his driver everywhere. He must be very good. He's got a lot of money. Oh, well, that's not even look at the house anymore. Yeah, I would just I'll just leave right now. Yeah. So it was fun.

I've got to bring the driver everywhere now. I think so. Every house takes some cuts. Is the golf simulator very expensive? Can be. OK, it's it's like the definition of those things that you get what you pay for. You could get like a fifteen hundred dollar version. OK, and there are views are like sometimes it works.

Yeah. And other times it's like this is a forty thousand dollar one that steph curry has in his basement oh wow like is there like a middle ground yes medium amount of good golf simulators please exactly yeah so i've been doing some golfing lately myself talk about it uh and i've been having fun i get it i get why it's fun i also yeah you also just take your driver places yeah yeah which i think you think is so funny i do it's just like it's just one of those things where i'm so uneducated in golf like uh oh but yeah i i literally was like yeah peter peter bought me this left-handed uh driver because i

mentioned whenever i went to play golf in branson i didn't have a driver or a putter which are pretty big deals now are you left-handed or are you just trying to make golf harder on yourself i'm left-handed okay there was a guy at the uh golf course is like a left-handed golfer I didn't have a driver or a putter, which are pretty big deals. Now, are you left handed or are you just trying to make golf harder on yourself? I'm left handed. OK, got it. There was a guy at the golf course is like a left handed golfer. Wow. And then I realized he's left hand, too. I was like, oh, you're left handed, too.

He's like, yeah, but I talk right handed. I'm like, good one, dude. I don't even get it. Exactly. That's exactly what Catherine said. I was like, there's no joke. It's just it's just nonsensical stuff. Like, yeah. I want to have the confidence to say that to people.

Yeah, it was just an old, I mean, he's probably 70 years old. Oh, you're getting brown rice with your burrito. Yeah. I talk in brown rice. What does that mean? Yeah. Boxers or briefs? Oh, really?

Okay. Yeah. My wife's more like talking to briefs. She's a lawyer. You're like really expecting it, like a really good punchline you're like right right huh uh yeah android or iphone i don't know i my my feet my feet say i have an iphone guy what i don't get it. You get it. Some people have a foot, you know, no foot phone. Anyway, so this. So, yeah, I just go. So Peter, Thrifty Peter, he bought me.

Yeah. Thrifty Pete. That sounds nice. Yeah. He bought me a driver for three dollars at a thrift store. And and so it's awesome. And so I'm like, yeah, I want to go. I just want to drive it every time now.

So literally took my driver into the whatever. i didn't think it was that funny apparently and the lady goes oh that's a new club isn't it and i go yes it is i just got it for my birthday she goes she goes i i knew it i could just tell you just want to try that thing out like get like the eight-year-old treatment i was like sure did you come here all by yourself yeah exactly you drove here by myself yep all by myself um oh that's funny so yeah it's just funny like so the first day i get there and uh i don't i didn't know this but you're supposed to bring your own golf tees and i have no golf tees i mean i have some at home but i have golf t-shirts oh yeah golf tee nothing to put a ball on ghost runs out life and uh and so i'm literally like scavenging around the driving range area like trying to find like somewhat used golf t's like oh that one that one looks like like the bottom

is broken off but i think i could sharpen out hard enough yeah um it's just so funny like like it was similar to when i first started woodworking where like uh like i had i only had pine which is like the lowest end wood like the really cheap stuff and i had like one little scrap of oak and i thought it was like the greatest thing ever yeah like that's exactly how i felt about these golf tees like like i was like i have five golf tees that like seem perfectly fine right now these are my teas you know and now like with oak i like burn it in firewood all the time you know like it's like it's the same thing with golf i'm sure like eventually it's gonna be like remember when i was like thought it was so awesome to have like these five t's like walking around with my driver like there's an aspect of golf that's so fun like

we were playing on a course like finding golf balls is so fun yeah at the very beginning i'd be like oh my gosh people just left their t's yeah i'm gonna pick all these up right three free t's oh my gosh can you imagine and then now i've like now that i've bought a bag of teas like oh these are basically free yeah you get like a bag of them for right 50 cents yeah it's like the old days you get a soda pop for a nickel and i'm like collecting teas off the ground dude i had that thought about golf balls though like they're kind of amazingly intricate for how cheap they are you ever think about i want to i always am so interested how they make things like that they should make a show where all they do is just focus on how they make things it'll be called

how they make things i think that's maybe we should start it it could be that or how it's i like how they make things how they make things and we could we could put it in the tvs of the ryab don't you think i don't know if we should have like normal stuff on television and the raps. I think it's like weird, weird stuff on TV. Like half the channels don't work. Okay.

The ones that do work are mainly TV guides. Okay. Some of them are like channels you didn't know exist. Like it'll say like Jewish television. Oh good. I think that should be one of them. Well, Ryab sounds like rabbi.

Yeah. Um, what about, what about if we do like an N64 controller in there, but it's like connected to the TV and it costs like eighteen dollars for you to play any video game? Do you remember that back in the day? I forgot about that. It was like, oh, they got video games in this place.

It was like Excitebike, $19.99 for two hours. It's like, what? Yeah. Such a rip off. And you couldn't like plug in your own stuff for some reason. Like we tried to bring our own a few times. Anyway, my hotel room this week had like a quite the like built into the wall, which is just a just a area of ports. Just ports a plenty.

OK, just but outdated ports. As I know, the Luxor has not been updated a while. Like the memory. Let's take you back to the PS two days. Just like the red cord, the yellow cord. Sure. Those were like. Yeah.

And then the white cord was like audio, I think, or whatever. it had all those hookups it had a vga adapter yeah on there it had an hdmi had some audio ports but it also had the one that's like for like the old projectors yeah yeah it also had a remember the old iphone charges like the 30 pin adapters like the really long ones you had like pinched to get out yes yeah it had that built into the wall so a little old but so luxor luxor's a little bit of an upgrade from the econological not much it was no one walked in on me as far as i know that's where you know it's vegas deep sleeper anyway golfing has been great uh first day went and was pretty much by myself second day i get there i've been going early in the morning you go to the range just Yeah. Um, I love going early morning. It's like a nice thing to get, get, you know, up and Adam and do we quiet, do we 66 degrees? Right. Uh, second morning was

whatever day that was Tuesday, I think. Yeah. Yesterday. And learned that Tuesday is senior golf, uh, league day. Here we go. And so the entire driving range, I get there, entire driving range is like full of old men. But a bunch of guys just talk left-handed. I'm like, yeah, exactly. Like, well, this kind of stinks. But then I get there, I'm like,

oh, I think there is like one spot there. But literally, once again, only brought my driver. And so, and if you don't know much about golf, it seems pretty obvious to people that do, but a driver, you need to put it, put the ball in the tee and swing it. Off the deck, as they say.

Right. And this time they moved like to these mats. And so they don't have like a place for you to stick the tee in the ground. I tried, which I look like an idiot doing that. Like maybe I could just bounce the ball. And once it bounces. Oh, that's a good idea too.

No. Yeah. And so I like literally was like having the biggest issue like trying to like like i literally was like on my knees like trying to figure out this mat i was like i look like an idiot right now yeah and no one's helping me i'm like surely somebody else out there knows what's going on uh but the biggest insult to injury of the day was that so i went and bought my 1515 bag of large or bucket of large balls, bucket of balls. I love my, my favorite kind of balls or bucket of balls. Um, and brought those over. But as I was buying them, I heard this lady say like, Oh, you know, like talking to somebody else, you know,

on league days, uh, we just put out those balls for free for anybody to hit in the driving range. I was like, Oh, that's kind of a bummer. I wish I, like, obviously like I think I'm not really entitled to those, but I still would life hack that thing. And, and so I go out with my large bucket of balls and put them there, mess around with all this stuff,

finally get it kind of going. Oh no. And as I'm swinging, like a few different old men just come up and just like grab a handful of my balls. Grab a handful of my balls.

And. Oh no. The non-confrontational guy in me. Well. I was just like, in my head, I was like, there's a bunch of my balls and oh no the non-confrontational guy in me well i was just like in my head i was like there's a bunch of other buckets like once these guys leave i'll just grab some of those but i learned that like they basically swing those balls until they run out old men will not let balls go untouched yeah they they every year you have to pretty much and so i luckily there was like at the very end, this like worker came out with another bucket.

And so I went and grabbed some of those, but it was, it was just like one of these things where I was like, I don't know. And finally like the third or fourth guy to come up was like, did you pay for those? Or are those like, you know, keep your hands off. And I go, yeah, I paid for him. I paid for him. And I kind of said it loud enough where like the other guys were here and like yeah i paid for all these yeah and i just felt all these

like you know golf balls just being thrown at me after that i'm sorry just keep it i throw left handed um but anyway the the biggest crowning achievement for me so far in golf was yesterday when all these old men were there i had my driver and i swung and it was a decent shot decent hit and this old man who had literally only seen me swing that one shot he just goes i want him on my team i was like sweet but out loud i go no you don't yeah unless you only want a driver um guys are playing teams good for them but yeah man i'm i'm into it it's so fun it's just it's just fun to get out there and hit a ball and watch it go far yeah so it's a yeah it's one of the only sports where the ball's not moving so like let's take advantage of this yeah it's pretty nice that is nice except it's not it's so hard trey said i didn't need to be at his house till noon yesterday so i was like golfing time

yeah so me peter and isaac went golfing yesterday morning but then at about 9 a.m trey was like hey can you make like this this and this change to the video and i was like dang it i thought we nailed it so i had to leave after the front nine holes but i was shooting a 43 on the front nine that's very looking nice yeah and then i had to go so we'll never know what could have been this is like a pretty legitimate course too i know harder courses i've played so well don't they say like uh the back nine is whatever you did on the front nine times point eight five or something? It's definitely. Yeah, it's not just times two. So it's like forty three times one point eight five.

You shot a seventy nine. I'm going to start telling people I shot a seventy nine. I shot a seventy nine the other day last week. Really? All eighteen. Well, I did the multiplier. Yeah. You know, the back nine multiplier sequence. Yeah, you get it. Yeah, exactly.

I had a I just remember this when you said I was not confrontational. I had a very confrontational moment. Not me, of course, but I went to the driving range. This is probably like a week or so ago. And a girl like puts like her bucket of balls down. And then like I think forget something goes back to her car. I go to like a spot, you know, probably like three over from her, like not even like side by side to her.

And I start to dump my balls out. She comes back out kind of like jogging over to me. Oh, those are mine, sir. Those are my golf balls. And I was just like, uh, no, they're not. No, yeah. And I was like, no, yours are over there. She goes, oh, okay. You're right. I'm sorry. I was like, oh my gosh. Like, I can't imagine being like that confident and confrontational without taking a moment to be like, this seems like insane behavior. Let's double check. It's what I think it is. I would at least get there.

I would get right up next to you and make sure. Like her golf bag is next to her. Like there's plenty of things identify where her balls are at. And the fact that like, what kind of psycho would just come up and not have any balls and just take somebody else. I bet this girl's about to leave right now. Right. When she got here.

Yeah. I'll just take hers. Sure. She jogs over to me. Yeah. Hey, those are mine. Those are mine.

I was going to use those. Like, yeah, these are mine. Wow. So next time I, I need to just jog while I tell these, these old men.

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get the feedback we get it's funny megan too is like loving it really like she texted me yesterday she's like send me more comments and i was giving her a hard time like she's like this like got a glimpse into like the influencer world and doesn't know how it works so she's just like hey can you make like more likes happen can you just like make more comments i'm like that's not how it works make give me more comments can people if you haven't commented yet or if you have comments again on the patreon yeah so like that's fine we've been joking about that she just has no idea how the internet works she's like where why aren't there more comments it's been like several hours like well people have to like think of it and then people work. Yeah sleep at night Megan Yeah, and so it's kind of fun and it's like people really want more which I'm

Megan I've talked about we're like one is this healthy? Should we keep doing this to we only have maybe a few other stories in in the hopper anyway? So I don't think this is can be a regular thing But it's cool to see how many people like I get nervous anytime It's just like even just like for gene sure it's just like we are opening ourselves up to like strangers hopefully they like us and like obviously our community people are like very very nice but i feel like they're being so so nice it's not just like this is fun you guys are great it's like i love the way y'all

tell stories together i feel like a proud mother like they're going above and beyond like i want to hear you guys tell a story together every day it's like oh my god you guys really like this somebody was like you guys need we need her as the other co-hosts of the ghost runners yeah someone left a youtube comment was like where is megan why isn't she on this so it's like that's cool to see yeah and makes me want to like do more of it but yeah we're having the the conversation like should we be doing this um it's a fair conversation to have anyway anyway we patreon those are uh pickleball pickleball tell them so as we're playing so we told the story last week well as we're playing this girl uh you know comes up to me like her ball goes into our court i say hey your ball's in our court and

i throw it over she's like it's league day yeah just take it and no she goes thank you brad ellis of ellis custom creations and i go i was like oh i don't know what i said it went about like that yeah it was just like yeah hey like yay i always i don't know if this is weird or not tell me if it's weird but i always say like yeah what's your like what's your name that's what trey does too really yeah like treat it as normal of an interaction as possible yeah and i want to remember and like yeah no things about them i just don't want it to be like you know me and I don't know you at all.

So yeah. And actually, like before she even said it, I was like, hold on. You're the same girl from Topgolf. You're blonde, blonde Rachel. Yes. I was like, she's like,

I was like, we just saw you at Topgolf, right? She's like, yeah. And we had been playing pickleball for like 45 minutes. This girl is the chillest girl of all time. Yeah.

First, she walks by on the escalator without even stopping at Topgolf. And that's Jake over there. There she is. Cool. All right. See you guys.

And now, yeah, she's just like, I can't be bothered to say anything to them. Like we were we were playing pickleball 10 feet from each other. If the ball had not gone over the fence, we may never exchange words. Yeah. I'd see you, Brad, just on the way out. And so I was like, why didn't like,. Like, were you leaving last time at top? Well, we like got to the bottom of that.

And, and then, or no way. Hold on. Before we get to that. Okay. It was funny too. Cause once again,

I'm on the other side of the court. I've never been within, you know, 40 feet of this girl. Right. It's always Brad and her talking. Yeah. And so you have a restraining order basically.

Yeah. Brad like turns around and this is what I hear. Jake, this day. And I'm like, what? I had a stroke at this point. Yeah. It was just for everything. I couldn't hear. Jake, this is it. It's dead. And I'm like, what? I had a stroke at this point. It was just for everything I couldn't hear.

I don't know why I was so like, This is it. I can hear the tone. I'm like, this is exciting. But I cannot make out any words. I'm like, what? This is it. Can you believe that?

I'm like, oh, no way. Just trying to, what? And then i've i've been like asking what a few more times and then i hear the word top golf and i put together she's blonde got to hear on top golf yes and then you barely even saw her at top golf either you were up there swinging i had to trust you that she was even blonde right and then i think rachel tries to yell something at me i don't hear her either you know she's gone i think she goes i'm acknowledging you i'm saying hi because last time you're like you're right yeah she didn't even really say hi to me what it was an awful interaction it was great yeah i think everyone could hear about me

it was like a unique problem i was having like for real peter was that stinky peter not stinky people thrifty peter was nice to me he was like translate for anyway yeah go on so anyway i don't know if this was the conversation we had just then or yeah i think it was i i just go like i always like asking how'd you hear about our podcast and usually it's it's either like it's i always followed jake somehow i follow jake or i've always been a fan of trey's and have found um we got a new one this is the best story i i challenge anybody to give us a better story than this. I mean, you can challenge him, but no one is going to. I am convinced this is the coolest way. Really?

I don't know. I mean, I guess there could be cooler. There could be cooler ways. But this is the coolest one we've heard so far is it's not that crazy. It's just literally like so cool. She was training for. No, maybe she was. She was mid marathon.

Straight up walking. But Rachel, answer us this question real quick, because I think like she said one day, my friend and I, this is what I heard the first time she said it was like one day, my friend and I decided we were going to walk a half marathon that day. And so in my head, I'm genuine. It's like, this is not a joke. Like, I think they just walked it themselves and like had like a GPS tracker of like how long they were walking. It wasn't like a sanction. I don't think it was like they had a number or anything i think they were literally just decided like hey it's quarantine i'm bored let's just walk for whatever that is

13 point whatever you're right actually yeah yeah i bet you're right and halfway through the marathon her friend or her i don't know was getting like feeling really bad like had what is she a stress fracture or something their feet were bleeding yeah like something terrible like they were so like we just needed some humor and so we like they didn't think about stopping like maybe we should just go home because no one's asking us to do this i really do think there's a neighborhood or something i could be wrong rachel tell me if i'm wrong uh but they're like so we just wanted to like find a funny podcast so we just went to a comedy podcast on itunes and just scrolled for a little bit and just picked your podcast and started listening. And I've been a fan ever since. I was like, what? I was like, no, that's not true. You didn't know. You just scrolled. I don't believe you. Yeah.

You scrolled, got to like 21st and was like, yeah, I don't want to listen to any of the top 20 podcasts. They're probably not as funny. And they had to click on improv as well. Because we're not even in the top 20 of of comedy podcasts we're in the top 20 improv like i think so and so you have to like yeah like you have to go pretty deep to even find us within the charts not super deep but deep enough where like yeah you pass plenty of other options and there they go just yeah i'm looking right now i think for oh all podcasts. Mm hmm. Like no category. We are two thousand five hundred and eighty six. OK, this seems decent. I think we get into twenty four hundred. I think with your guys's help.

Yeah. So I just I couldn't believe it. I just thought that was the coolest, most fun, random story of like, like. And now. And she didn't even she wasn't even in Kansas City. Like she didn't even live there. Like I think she was in Iowa or something like that. I was like, oh, so it's probably pretty cool.

Once you found out we were we lived in Kansas City. She's like, well, I didn't even live here. Like I think she was in Iowa or something like that. Because I asked, I was like, oh, so it's probably pretty cool once you found out we lived in Kansas City. She's like, well, I didn't even live here at the time. I just moved here like a month ago or something. I was like, no way. And now you get to meet us, but you're playing it so cool. Yes, exactly. That's what I'm like.

I'm like, this is crazy. I would be like, oh my gosh. It's so crazy. This is wild. I don't even know that you guys exist. Now I'm seeing you twice in two weeks. Like I don't even know if she would have told us that story if I didn't ask. Yeah.

I'm like, if it were me, I'd'd be like i'm the most interesting person in the world to you right now i promise yeah i don't think this girl knows how like i don't know like fractions work like how this is insane that all this is probability yeah probability she has no clue oh man so anyway it was just really fun just Just yeah, happenstance, like seeing this girl two times in a row, top golf, pickleball. So shout out to Rachel. Pickleball, pickleball. So I saw a magic show this weekend, too, which is awesome. You didn't lead with that?

Oh, this is a fun thing, too. On the Uber on the way to a magic show, you know, the Uber driver's like, it's pretty crowded for like a Friday night here or something like that. And I was like, is there anything special happening in las vegas this weekend she goes yeah nascar's here this sunday i was like you know that explains it because i was like i haven't been to vegas in a while but i feel like it's extra nascar yeah extra nascar and yeah it fit the bill a lot of nascar at the magic show or no so just in general just kind of everywhere everywhere big nascar weekend in vegas nascar is such an interesting demographic of people.

It is like, but I hear that once you go, it's like pretty addicting. Like, it's like, I'm into NASCAR now. Maybe we should. I would, I would definitely go if somebody wanted to go with me. Someone invite us to a NASCAR race in your, like someone who is a fan who can like educate us on NASCAR. Because you can, you get headsets. And so you can listen to like the strategy of the teams and stuff, which I think is really

interesting. That more sports should be doing that. That's I absolutely agree with that. Yeah. So. OK, so magic show. Magic show. Saw a guy.

He was on. Previously on Penn and Teller's Fool Us. And boy, does he let you know that he was OK. He just it's on like all the promotional material. It's on the video on his website. It's on like the pre-roll of videos. When you get to the show during his show, he pauses twice, maybe three times. Actually, I think he, he interrupts his own show three times to show you a clip from when he was on

Penn and Teller's Fool Us. So it's clearly the only thing he's accomplished. Is that like the equivalent of being like, you know, the 11th man on the Golden State Warriors, you know, finals team. I have a ring. I have a ring. so you can't say anything like i am an nba champion you know didn't really get in very much but yeah like i've been on tv but i was on the scout team i i you know guard staff pretty hard i mean i got him ready for kairi yeah i was kairi in practice so he was a very interesting um magician he started it off with just uh like what do you say he's like i have a very interesting uh skill set i can name the capital of anything any country any state any province i can name the capital of it which right away off the bat is like this is like if you let

me be a magician when i was eight years old i would have been this i just would have been like yeah let me show you like the nerdy things i can do that's not magic yeah like that's just that's just being smart this is like you don't have a manager or someone else telling you this is not a good idea yeah and so someone was like finland i was like that's not a good i know that is helsinki that's not even a good one but then he's like okay finland finland capital that is capital f oh come on that's how he started the show so he's a comedian it did not get much better uh-huh yeah big comedian yeah yeah hilarious a groaner did people groan at it like oh no they loved it really yeah i was groaning i actually i might have groaned i might

have groaned actually i could i could hear you be like oh i think you're real quiet yeah ah dang it this guy it's gonna be this kind of show this guy at one point he was literally I could hear you be like, oh, gosh. I think it real quiet. Yeah. Dang it. This guy. It's going to be this kind of show. This guy. At one point, he was literally playing a game that I've played with K-Life kids. He was doing the like, all right. Sit down F.

Basically. Really? It was basically sit down F. He made all of us stand up. He's like, I'm going to flip a coin. If you think it's going to land heads, put your hand on your head. If you think it's going to land tails, put your hand on your tail. and then we did that until we got down to one and then he used her for the magic trick it was like this is so lame just pick somebody yeah who cares yeah the whole the whole

crowd how long that must have taken five minutes kind of because there was a pretty like geriatric front row of people and they could not figure out how it would work he would ask like he kept picking up okay at the beginning of the show i will say i felt bad for this guy as a performer myself i was like these people are giving him nothing yeah and even like questions that should be layups they're answering incorrectly okay he'd be like all right i have an invisible deck of cards ma'am you in the front uh pick a card and then she's like wouldn't pick the card he's like just just pick one like it's it's a fake fake deck of cards and he's just made okay that's exactly so he was like and did you pick the ace of spades and he wasn't's exactly it. So he was like, and did you pick the ace of spades?

And he wasn't like saying it as if it was like supposed to be it. He's like, and I assume you picked the ace of spades. And she's like, yep. He's like, oh, you're supposed to say no. Did you actually have the ace of spades in mind? She's like, no. And he's like, well, why'd you?

All right, let's get a new, let's get a new card in here. It's like, oh, I feel bad for this guy. It's kind of not going well. But he also wasn't doing himself any favors because he kept going back to these old people i was like these people suck interacting with you stop interacting right right find somebody on the fifth row that can hear you better and yeah i will say he did pick on me one time and this is the craziest part of the night this was like the most impressive he picked three people from the crowd from the get-go to go on the

stage and then he said go look through these pieces of paper that are like in this box, pick one. There's like a word on it. Each of you have like a unique word. Okay. Now I'm going to pick three people out of the crowd. They're going to stand up and they're just going to say a word out loud. And if they said your word,

I want you to sit down. He picked on me. He said, gray shirt, give me a word. I said, Jacksonville. And then a woman went and sat down.

There's no way I, I don't know. It's gotta be some sort of like subconscious group think, like some subconscious like people pleasing like i don't want to let everyone down type thing like that's kind of how hypnosis works like a hypnotist obviously they're not actually hypnotizing you they're like prey on your ability to want to please people like please an audience when they say you're playing the violin people start playing the violin they're like pantomiming it it's because like subconsciously you want to like believe that you're like you're the performer so you think that you subconsciously wanted to say jacksonville no i didn't i think the

woman on the stage was like that's close to what i had i'm gonna sit down anyway oh i see i think she never showed you the word jackson no i never saw it she just sat down oh that's lame yeah i know like it's part of it's like i guess i just believe them yeah i guess like they they were staged beforehand like hey i'm gonna have you come up on stage later just one of you you're gonna sit down first you're gonna sit down second you're gonna sit down third yeah okay yeah i thought i thought he literally like turned the page around and he said jacksonville nope okay and if that tells you anything about the show that was the coolest part that was like whoa that's kind of crazy that's kind of crazy at one point they seem really surprised? The people on stage?

One woman, I was reading her lips as she sat down. She sat down next to her husband and she goes, that was actually insane. Okay. That made it a little more believable.

Could be a paid actress though. We don't know. Vegas, you know. He had some terrible tricks though. There was one, I've never seen a magician do this. It was like the sign of a bad comedian when you have to explain the joke.

One time, I kid you not, he explained the trick. He like shared with us why it was a good trick he's like that's actually crazy because like i could have picked anyone in the crowd first of all and then i chose her and then she chose this the odds of her then eventually saying this like it's truly remarkable you know it's like yeah no i get i get that it's crazy i just don't i just the illusion aspect he kind of lost me you know whatever so, I'd never seen a magician explain this trick before. Just like.

It's kind of a bummer. So it was like you're up there, you know, in Richmond. 800 people. You probably didn't think there was a rabbit in the hat. So the funny thing that I was saying in this joke was like my mom, like it's not my girlfriend. Like I was making the joke about my mom. So that's why it's funny. Same perfume.

You like to set up. Yeah. You're expecting one thing. Right. Misdirection. And that's why it's funny is because you thought it was gonna be one thing and it was something else instead do you get it i think you guys are getting it all right richmond you guys have been awesome everyone say hi to derek he's out here capturing how funny i am yeah don't you think everyone laugh you should do like i have a pet peeve i love ben rector but i have a pet peeve

that he does at his concerts have you seen this where like on social media he will oh yeah yeah he will like stand like like with his back to the audience and like on the count of three i'm gonna raise up my hands and everyone go crazy i think you should do that uh with derrick there like on the count of three i want everyone to just die laughing that would be funny like like a non-sequitur like that's not a pirate that's my wife and then just everyone goes nuts like just get their involvement like ah like people are like scream like don't even laugh just like cry almost shriek yeah like just dying laughing that that's such a funny idea if i'm kind of like crushing it i'm confident enough like all right i don't normally do this i'll probably never do this again. But we have a videographer with us. We're trying to capture like some documentary footage.

I'm going to try to say the lamest thing possible. And on camera, you guys just die laughing. Oh, yeah. And like left handed. I talk left handed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should do this. Like, like on the count of three i want you guys to all chant jake jake jake like applause break my name anything oh man that's amazing um okay we're

gonna do something real quick here brad okay uh there was one point in the magician's show where he was doing a trick with a calculator and i was like i think i know which trick he's doing like i know how to do this this is like the coolest like really the only magic trick i know how to do and this trick actually is really cool okay he's gonna do it this is gonna be so fun okay he ended up doing something not as cool at all to the point where it's like you should have explained this one because he lost me i don't know what i know how this one was supposed to be impressive okay but because he didn't do it brad i'm not gonna do for you my calculator magic trick i love it youtube feel free to uh or if you're not if just watch it watch it like

subscribe here's the calculator app it says zero right now it says zero it's a normal calculator like i love that like we're just like normal deck is iphone 12 pro iphone 12 it's got about uh i don't know 60 battery or so yeah on wi-fi wi-fi connection wi-fi right now it's 11 02 p.m all right brad i want you to give me a two digit number 27 27 27 we're gonna be multiplying today brad so 27 times now give me a three digit number 521 521 there we go this is kind of hard to type and whatever. You guys believe me. Now I'd like to give you a, or no, you give me a two digit even number. Okay.

62. Thank you. Six, two, multiply. Brad, now I need a four digit, if you can handle it, odd number. 89, 65. Eight, nine, six, five times. A little square there. We're doing one more. We're getting up there. We got oh yeah the carrot

Uh-huh all right one more just give me a Number between 10 and 50 10 and 50 yes, please 49 49 okay times 49. I'm gonna hit equals you chose all these numbers on this normal calculator It's a I really isn't just the calculator. I'm going to hit equals. I've got a big number. I'm going to turn it to the side. Do these numbers mean anything to you?

Shut up. No way. How about that? No way. How about that? That's my phone number. Wait. Now we're doing magic, baby.

Maybe you should do that in Richmond. I would. I would. Cool trick, huh? No, it's not a cool trick. I want to know how to do it now or what the frick that is. It's really just, I mean, like I could show you, it's really just like the calculator app.

There's nothing special. No, I know. I know. I just don't know how that happened. Magic, magic, magic. Oh my goodness. I'll tell you off the pod happened. Magic, magic, magic. Oh, my goodness. I'll tell you off the pod. I'm so intrigued.

Yeah. That's really cool. Come see my show in Charlotte this weekend. Also, text me if you want a cutting board, guys. Oh, yeah. There's Brad's number. It's on his website. And now episode 126.

Wow. Text me if you want a cutting board. Speaking of cutting boards, how'd it go Saturday? It was good, man. Yeah. It was fun. So yeah. Spot number one, as good as it sounds. Spot number one. Uh, I'm actually doing it again this Sunday. Oh, so yesterday, if you're listening to the pod, um, you missed it. Uh, yeah, it was fun. Uh, there was like, I think there was like 10 booths set up.

So it wasn't anything crazy. It was like the first time ever doing Shawnee. And at first there wasn't very many people there. And I think probably the first like 30 or 45 minutes, nobody actually even like walked into my like tent. And so I was like, you know, like I was, I'm such an optimistic guy. So like, like I was trying to keep my expectations low, but I was like, I think I might do really well today. And then like, I was quickly, I was like, Oh, I just hope I sell one. Like just let me sell one. But, but I bet I sold like 20 of them or so. So like, yeah, I sold a lot. Like I got on a streak and I was like doing it, you know? Um, so what time of day? Uh, it was from 10 to two and I bet it was around 1130 where I hit my sweet spot. People get hungrier. They want food. Maybe

so they want to buy something for food. Yeah, maybe so. So it was, it was cool though. Uh, some of my friends came out, uh, and some uh some ghost runner fans some ghosties out there it's awesome uh i wrote down i think i wrote down all the names i'm sorry if i didn't guys uh we got aubrey alissa alex all a's you know and then we got rachel and chad and then uh some girl who just came up to me i'm almost positive does not listen to the podcast but just knew me from jean shorts oh let's go yes well you're getting a lot of those recently yes also mario at quick trip the other day shout out mario i don't know if he listens to me otherwise or not but uh probably not jean shorts alone yeah mario that was funny at quick trip

because i was filling up katherine's car with gas her new minivan and he like as he was like leaving the conversation he's like i want to say like, you guys are making Kansas city look cool, man. And I was like, all right, dude, thank you so much. I really appreciate like you watching have a good day. And I go get in my minivan, anything I can do to help. All right, buddy. But yeah, I think this girl like literally doesn't even live in Kansas city was just in Kansas city. I don't know for something. i don't know what she was there for and went to this random you know pop-up thing wow and sees me there she's like are you brad from jean shorts that's what she said she's like because she was like so you have like a like you have a woodworking this

is what you do full-time i was like yeah like she had no idea of any of that stuff so uh so that was really cool everyone that came was really fun um did i hear you say rachel was there uh rachel yeah top golf rachel nope different rachel gosh i hope your name is rachel i think it's rachel yeah just call it different rachel now yeah no different rachel rachel and chad they were awesome they talked to us you know had a good time posted on their uh instagram about us so fun um yeah it was a good time it was it was it was one of those cool things like i'd never i'd never really gotten direct immediate feedback from anything i've done before it'd be kind of like if someone were watching like a crowd of people were watching your video live you know like something like that where it's like like

people will either like this or not like this right away and some people literally just saw it and walked by some people looked really quick and then left and then some people obviously were like this is so beautiful wow you know like you've never offered up your pieces to window shop before so it's like yeah it's always it's always been custom made like made to order stuff and so it's kind of a fun like it was kind of me branching out a little bit and trying this thing i also learned like like, uh, that like as a consumer, whenever I go to any like kind of things like that, I'm always really uncomfortable going in a,

like a tent and like not buying something. Yeah. I don't think I will be uncomfortable with that anymore. Cause I really didn't mind if people just came by, looked for a second and just said, have a good day. Or like didn't even say anything to me, just walked away. Like didn't offend me at all. Yeah. It was like, if anything, I appreciate you at least coming in here. half the battle you know and so um but yeah overall it was fun there wasn't anything like too crazy that happened it was it was really cool

uh so my in-laws watched the kids this past week like i said and so uh that was like such a unique opportunity for katherine and i to do it together yeah you know like like normally it's like me doing it by myself and she's supporting me by doing everything with the kids. And so this time it was like, no, she's, she's like, they're like helping me set up. She's like helping me like with different marketing stuff. And like, do you think I should use this picture of this picture? Like she was like power couple. It was, it was awesome. It really was like so much more fun having her there. Yeah. Brathren. Um, so yeah, overall, uh, uh fun time doing it again but i have a bunch of cutting boards so gift giving season's coming up guys just a quick shout out to uh custom

ellis custom creations so check us out i got got lots of cool boards to to order cool boards for cool boys and girls um yeah should we talk guillotine league real quick let's talk about it let's talk about it um it was a nail biter this week it was separated by 0.6 points and uh that's crazy that's that's got that's literally if you don't know fantasy well that's about as close as it's ever gonna get pretty much unheard of for it to be that close and especially when it's guillotine and it's like if you lose you're out like yeah yeah and there's a few teams i mean every week you're still nervous but there are like there's a few teams where i'm like i think i'm good for a few weeks there's a few teams i mean every week you're still nervous but there are like

there's a few teams where i'm like i think i'm good for a few weeks there's like some teams that are kind of struggling right like every week they're they're scoring single they're double digits yeah yeah yeah um you're like yeah they're they're just a matter of time i think we're gonna be all right but then again like they could be they could all beef up their teams this week we don't know it hasn't happened yet yeah this that team that lost had some he had Aaron Rodgers, Nick Chubb, or was it a girl? I don't know who lost, but Aaron Rodgers, Nick Chubb

and Mike Evans, Gronkowski. I'm feeling like a like a team like that's a that's a formidable team. And he was the one who just spent so much money on Gronk and Thielen and didn't start either of them. Oh, and then lost. Oh, OK.

So so maybe that was why there's a little bit of incompetence. Yeah, I think I think that was why. There's a little bit of incompetence by the owner. I think that I'm having to mentally readjust what my standard for a good team is. Because right now, I'm like, I have a pretty good, pretty solid team. But I'm like, no.

I have to really set my standards. If I'm going to pay a lot of money for this player, he has to be the best player, the top tier, or else I should wait. Yeah, like that guy who spent $100 for this player. He has to be the best player, like the top tier, or else I should wait, you know? Yeah, like that guy who spent $100 on my homes. He literally cannot get another player the rest of the season. Yeah.

And his team, as it is, is not good enough to win for 16 straight weeks. Right, right. Why would you spend $100 on a player? He's regretting it. You're regretting it, Brock. But he just wanted to get on the podcast, basically. Yeah, he's like, if I do something crazy enough, he'll talk about me. Yeah.

So, yeah, we live to about me. Yeah. So yeah, we live to, I'm so confident right now, which is probably not this place you want to be. And now I'm probably going to lose, but I'm like, I got the most points scored in the league. I don't even have a second quarterback and I still have the most points

scored in the league driver's seat. I, you know, but now I'm like, I don't know. I'll take one bad week. That's true. That's,

that's the beauty of the guillotine league, but it is truly like, like, I don't want to do any other things. I know like from this point forward for the rest of my life yeah i don't want to do anything else maybe like just do like three guillotine leagues just in case you lose out one like early or something oh it's fun but luke holden today was texting me details about guillotine he's like hey are you doing a guillotine league for free i was like yeah i'm just doing espn doing

all he's like how much work is that i'm like dude you feel like work it's so fun because you're like wow aaron rogers is available now and so i think that means he is like hearing us talk about it's like i should do this and you can start now if you want to sure you maybe it would even behoove you as a as a like a friend group of 10 like you can't do it for the whole season you know i mean perfect yeah you got to wait till week nine or whatever so try it out guys try it out for yourselves guys you you found a like a page on on Reddit or something that explained how to set it up, right? Yeah. Yeah.

There's there's resources out there. And also, it's pretty simple. Just use your league manager permissions and kick the other person out, basically. Drop all of their players. Yeah. And hope that they don't mess it up later. Anyway, I wrote down I forget what exactly this meant, but I just wrote down Gene Schwartz was fun today.

OK, do you remember what specifically we're going to talk about with that uh your character mr mr lamping oh yeah it was fun today brad introduced kind of a new i mean not new to the podcast listeners old school to the podcast listeners from like the episode where we drove to chick-fil-a but went to the drive-thru yeah brad was playing the character of like your teacher that you've had who's like a really old teacher who's like oh i had your dad in class yeah and yeah, Brad took on the voice of Mr. Lamping. It was pretty fun. It was hilarious. It's always fun.

Like if you can see in the background, you know, Derek or Jake or Trey laughing like that, that's like the biggest. That's like my goal every time is like get them to break in the background or something. And I could I don't even think Trey was Trey had to take a call or something, but I could tell both of you guys were like, like anytime that Derek, like I, you see the corner of his eye. Yeah.

He looks away or he looks like that's when you know that Derek, Derek got one. Oh yeah. That was good. So yeah, just like, I don't know. Gene Schwartz was fun today.

It was fun. Yeah. Both those episodes or both those videos are going to be fun. I think types of teachers and like things you see at a restaurant. Yeah. Restaurant one, I think was going to be really funny too. Yeah. Like when Trey got up on that table, it's so funny to me. And like, I'm excited to see me grading the cheese too, which I realized on the drive home, I forgot to get all sweaty. I forgot to douse it. I was going to get all soaked and do it. I mean, maybe just do it in your bathroom or something. Um, yeah, that's right. and i thought like the comedian one

like when i was just laughing like if people enjoyed my like laughter at the same birthday thing that i did a long time ago on the ghost all these fake laughs it's kind of like that yeah and so yeah i just think there were some funny characters in that one and and it's just fun to hang out derrick got stuck at traffic he was about 45 minutes late so we just got to kind of hang out beforehand and chill and chat yeah Yeah. So good times. Should we do some shout outs? Let's do some shout outs. I got one.

I'd like to give a shout out to Walgreens. You almost just went singular. You're like, no, plural Walgreens. I'd like to give a shout out to Walgreens for somehow functioning as a business without any employees. Really? Every time I go in there. Two people? Zero people.

Like there's people in the pharmacy, but there's no one amongst the people. Yeah. That's why they make all their money is pharmacy probably. Luckily in the last like six to 12 months, if like Walgreens and CVS has started to have self-checkout.

But if not, I mean, I don't think anyone works there. They have self-checkout? They've started to. They need it. Yeah. No one works there. So just self-checkout. They've started to. They need it. Yeah. No one works there. So just shout out to them for just finding a way to just function.

Like, what if no one works here? People won't stay. People are generally good people. Yeah, they'll wait. We have those big, like, electronic doors that don't do anything. So it makes people think we're monitoring. Yeah. No one's inside of a Walgreens.

OK. Shout out to them. Sorry to hear that. I got a shout out. I was driving past a tanning salon, tanning place. I was driving past it, Jake. I wasn't in there. I promise.

Okay. I was driving past a tanning place. Shout out to the guy that came out of the tanning place. He looked like a biker. He looked like the most rough and tumble guy I've ever seen. Oh, like motorcycle biker. Yes. Oh.

Yeah, not a bicyclist. Not a cyclist. He looked like a guy that just got done at sturgis yeah and apparently he's a tanning guy i guess yeah your face and your your hands get kind of tan on the bike but the rest of your body's covered up he's chapped yeah he's got his chaps on so i couldn't believe it i was like like out of all the people i would never expect to come out of a tanning salon. Tanning. Is that what they call it?

Yeah. Yeah. Tanning place. It was not him. Like, just unbelievable. Shout out to that guy. So shout out to you. Yeah.

That doesn't add up. Yeah. I'd give a shout out to Cool Blue Gatorade for just sticking with the recipe, sticking with the flavor that they've had since the beginning of time. It's so good. Amen, brother. I'm glad they never changed. It's so good. good okay it's just a nice gatorade flavor no adjustments no like yeah and nothing's wrong with it don't fix it no spin no fuss yeah i like it uh have you

ever i'm sure you haven't and i'm sure you won't and i don't really expect you to but people out there tried the cucumber lime gatorade oh yeah yeah no no. No, no, no. I'm a believer in it. It doesn't sound good because it's cucumber. But are you talking to you? We were with somebody the other day. I'm like, Oh, that is,

was that Trey? Probably. He was like, Oh, I love the cucumber line. Did he say that? I think it was. I try to tell a lot of people because it's like,

because no one's going to try it without having a recommendation. Yeah, but it's good. It's refreshing. You try it just, you know, on your own. I think,

no, I think somebody might have said something to me. That's how I get started. Do you trickle down the ghost runners gross gross runners um i got one you just did one oh you're right my bad cucumber lime but shout out uh to papa murphy's for just being like yeah talk about another business model that's just like stealing money like hey we're gonna make a pizza for you and we're gonna charge to charge you the same amount, maybe more than you can if you like buy the entire pizza ready. And you just have to pick it up

and you just go home and make it yourself. That's ridiculous. And we do it like once a month. Yeah, it's like, but what's going to get them is if we have a cool rhyme, take and bake. There you go.

Now people will be excited. Take and bake. Yeah. We should take and make a pie from Ernie's. Like you can literally do the, like you can get a take and bake pizza at any grocery store. Go to Walmart, get a Red Barons. You'll be so satisfied with Red Barons. Sure. Get six Red Barons. Now you don't have to go to Walmart the next time you want a pizza. Exactly. I mean, Papa Murphy's is great. It's

tasty, but it's like this, I'm frustrated that this is so successful because it's like, it's like, gosh, you're just, you're, you're, you're taking away one piece of the process. Yeah, that is true. There's a lot of businesses when they pop up, you're like, how did I not think of that? That's such a good idea. Right. Papa Murphy's. It's like, how did anyone like, that's not going to last? How did anyone like invest initially in Papa Murphy's pizza has been around since the beginning of time. Like how do you even compete with other pizza companies being like, we're not going to gonna cook it let's deconstruct another business real quick like one step closer to you know nascar but it's going the speed limit right nascar but uh it's like the cars are all just not put

together yet it's kind of like ikea actually if you think about it like ikea kind of did that too where it's like yeah you can buy the furniture but you have to put it together yourself you can buy the pizza but you have to make it yourself yeah you You can buy the pizza, but you have to make it yourself. Yeah. You can. Let's let's do like a I don't know, ice cream store. But you it's but it's not frozen yet. You have to go home and it's cold stone. But you're on the other side of the aisle.

You have to like make it yourself. You have to make it there. Yeah. And sing the songs. If someone tips you, you do have to sing. Sorry. Company policy. Yeah.

Just I just think it's ridiculous. Like, oh, it is. And you pay the same amount. That's the thing. If it's like, it's a great deal. It's $5. Because that's Ikea's thing. It could still look nice-ish, but it's pretty cheap. Right. Papa Murphy's is just as expensive. Yeah. Anyway. Shout out. Anyway. They figured it out. And it's going for them. So shout

out capitalism slash Papa Murphy's. I'd like to give a shout out to girls on Instagram who think it's insane that a big dog would want to sit on their lap i feel like i see that on instagram all the time like oh my gosh all this room and he wants to sit here this dog's crazy he just he still thinks he's a small dog he's a lap dog yeah this dog's insane this dog's so crazy look at all this room on the couch he's sitting on my legs putting his head on my shoulder that is real that is so true i i see it all the time and every time like i don't think twice about it but now that you said that i'm like it's yeah it happens all

the time yeah like that's what dogs do you're a very affectionate domesticated animal right they want to be with you doesn't care how big it is yeah it's like it's like a dog's be like you know what i've gained a few you know scoot over yeah i'll just i'll just get on the floor no problem my bones down here anyway yeah big shout out to girls they're like this is so crazy i have to post this go ahead and put this on your instagram dog on the ground nothing to see here nothing to see here just a dog watching turner and hooch on the ground oh side shout out to abby ragoon her story today i just not thought of this this is unrelated she had a story today that her like which you've seen her stories she got like this cute little golden retriever puppy i'm so jealous every time yeah but that dog was like laying on top of

her and she didn't post anything about this is so crazy that a puppy would want to be laying on me it was just like this is going to though eventually now she has to she's got to get there yeah once the dog grows up um we're thinking about getting a don't tell hattie but we're thinking about getting her a dog for christmas how do you know that it's gonna be both of theirs i love that you gotta put it in a box with a bow on it let it like jump out of the box yeah that'd be fun or maybe like like my my shop's heated so maybe we keep it in the shop and we're like we do a little scavenger hunt to take him to the shop oh my goodness

and then you open up the doors dude if there's snow on the ground you gotta like walk through the snow to get to the puppy yes it's kind of like those Lexus commercials but realistic

who actually does this but you you dude does this and I'm gonna be playing that music dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun and oh

it's gonna be great not Trans-Siberian Orchestra dun dun dun dun dun dun dun yeah any of them really i'll just play the hits what kind of uh breed i really like goldens uh katherine really likes labs so we're gonna go with goldens i think so katherine come on i think most of the time anything gets brought with you and katherine i'm like oh i totally see katherine side right get it katherine come on golden is are amazing she just had she grew up her favorite dog growing up was a black lab and so that's what she loves she likes that they don't shed as much but I'm like hey it's a dog it's a doe Bo's gonna be old enough soon enough to vacuum he'll be fine uh so we had a black lab and then

he tried to play Frogger in traffic so he he did play Frogger he actually did he did play. He actually did. He did. He just wasn't that great. He just lost pretty quick. Too bad. Sorry. OK, I have the shout out for the McLean's visitors, all the people that came. OK, yeah. Shout out. What's the word? Preemptively slash in the past about the people that came on Sunday.

I'm going to post something. I got it. I got it. Shout out to those people as well as people who think it's going to be Cedric. Probably Cedric. Cedric. Shout out to those people as well. Those people. Who do you think is going to be there? Cedric, probably. Cedric. Cedric, Moses, and Abednego. Shout out to you guys. Shout out to the Fiery Furnace.

So, and then I got a shout out for Parks and Rec, the TV show. And I mean, the golf course I've been going to is Shawnee Parks and Rec. But shout out, I just, I think Parks and Rec is like so close to being as good as the office when i've watched it i've enjoyed myself like katherine and i watched a lot of that when the

kids were gone and it is so like there is a string of like like when leslie goes and like runs her office there's a string of episodes for like 15 episodes they're just like this is amazing really this is so funny yeah and there's so many good characters and it's just so well written so shout out to parks and rec for being 1a as far as my favorite show slash maybe one of the best shows ever okay so my last shout out is uh i'd like to give a shout out to guys who are now typically decently fit but grew up chunky uh shout out to them because it's almost like the the classic joke like how do you uh tell someone uh how does the classic joke go okay no i got how do you know if someone does crossfit don't worry they'll tell you or something like that like every single person who grew up even just slightly overweight will find a way to weasel it into every conversation

that they have with you and that's the thing they were slightly overweight like We'll find a way to weasel it into every conversation that they have with you. And that's the thing. They were slightly overweight. Like I've never seen somebody that's like, dude, whoa, you, that was you except for Lou elastic. Yeah. He deserves it. Yes. The guy from remember the Titans. Yeah. He's, he's bulked up. Uh, but most people it's like, Oh yeah. Oh, it's like you went through puberty. That's what happens. You're 14 and you're a little chug. Like, like you had like 10 extra pounds on you and now you're happens. You're 14. You're a little chubby. Like, like you had like 10 extra pounds on you. And now you're like, yeah, dude,

I was a tub. Oh, no, you weren't. Yeah, you weren't like you look at your genetics. You were not like your parents. You had nothing to be worried about.

Right. So shout out to those guys. They can, they can make it like a point to get into every conversation. They're just like, you know, I used to eat that when I every conversation. They're just like, you know, I used to eat that when I was younger. And,

and, and as a, as a fellow big man that hasn't quite graduated to that next step through puberty yet. Um, yeah, pretty much. I still don't really shave ever.

So, uh, but I just, I get frustrated. Cause then I feel like they can make the jokes. Like they can like, it's like, you don't get it.

It's like, no, dude, I'm a fellow. I used to be like you. I used to be a can like. It's like, you don't get it. It's like, no, dude, I'm a fellow. I used to be like you. I used to be a big guy. It's like, no, you didn't. We don't make the same noises when we sit down.

Right. We are not the same. You don't struggle. Like you don't think about like, do I really need to get up like to get that? Like, like maybe I can reach out with my foot. You don't like start swiveling your body to start getting the momentum to roll out of things.

Exactly. You just stand up. Yeah. You don't know. Like, yeah, you have to go to the bathroom. You don't think maybe you don't know like yeah you have to go to the bathroom you don't think maybe i don't want to get up from bed right now fine i'll get up maybe i can hold it for nine hours yeah yeah 100 i'm just like come on dude you don't you don't understand the struggle just because just because you had a slightly overweight like

14 to 15 when you were reading shakespeare Lord of the Flies and learn algebra too. Yeah. You're calling it bullying. Like, yeah, I used to get bullied. No. You know, like I was a little self-conscious in gym class. We all were, bro. Every one of us. I don't care what you look like. We had to get naked in seventh grade. I don't care if you're Troy Bolton out there. Like if it was swimming day in PE, you were shaking your boots a little bit. One of my favorite jokes that we've ever done

on jean shorts is the second one ever. It's like, Brad, you got a farmer's tan. You've been golfing a lot? No, I've been swimming. I've been to the pool a lot. Yeah, that was funny. I've never been that guy. I've never worn a t-shirt in the pool. You're a confident boy. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, I've been swimming a lot. Oh, that's funny yeah that was a great one that was another funny thing was rachel and chad said that their favorite uh jean shorts episode or whatever video was the diy one and i'm like that has like 15 000 views all of other ones have like almost eclipsed 100 000 that one's like pretty consistently the cellar dwellers they're like we love it it's our favorite one we show everybody it's like by no you don't the least watch if it was everybody to you is five people then you're not showing pretty consistently at the cellar dwellers. They're like, we love it. It's our favorite one. We show everybody. It's like, by far, the least watched video.

If it lists everybody to you as five people, then you're not showing everybody. Like, I bet it's up to like 25,000 views now. Oh, well, it's actually doing better

than I remembered. It's 57,000 views. Still. Still our lowest. And that was a long time ago. Like, we put out that coaches one like a couple days ago.

It's at 55,000 views. Yeah, it's still by far lowest. I'm trying to up pickleball is at 56 and that was like a week two weeks ago yeah yeah so anyway it was just funny that shout out to them shout out to them so and shout out to us when you say it out loud it's like that's kind of a lot of people watching these videos like we kind of just started this yeah and we're like well only 57 000 i know it's so hard for me to know how to like gauge things because i always just set like compare myself to trey and like trey gets a million views on stuff yeah and so compared to that it's like yeah you get one percent you know but that's not the math but i don't know you and rachel not big fraction people no not really um okay those are my shout outs uh what should we do now let's do some voice memos that sounds good yeah all right hi um brad and jake decided to switch it up this is katherine

from new hampshire currently living in pittsburgh um where my fiancee lives two uh comment or categories i'd like you to comment on one One, I am a New England Patriots fan and when I moved out of New England, it was the first time that I realized that not everyone loved the New England Patriots. I thought they were beloved by everyone. And two, have you guys seen the movie Bridesmaids?

It came out 10 years ago. I think it's one of the funniest movies and I'd love to get your opinion. Hope you guys are doing great. Thanks. Bye. It came out 10 years ago. Let's not even address the Patriots thing. Of course people don't like the Patriots. Belichick, Brady.

They're good and so people don't like you if you're good. Second off, that was the funniest. I have one opportunity. What's her name? Catherine. Catherine, thanks for the voice memo. And I don't want to be rude to people that often. That was just a funny question because you just chose, like, in my opinion, I don't know, a let's let's call it.

Let's call it a B solid B movie. Maybe a B minus of like, have you ever seen it? It's on par with the B movie, I would say. Winter Exile. Like, I've seen it, but it's it's it's it's like, hey, have you ever, you know, ever seen Ocean's 13? I gotta know. Like, did you have you seen that one?

It was like it's like nine years old. Hey, like, have you ever seen Sahara? That's gotta be Matthew McConaughey's best movie. Hey, OK, so I wanted to call into this radio show. I know it's crazy that I'm even on the air right now. I have one opportunity to ask the host a question. I got to know, did you ever read Bridge to Terabithia? It was when I was in ninth grade.

I loved it. Have you guys read that? Yeah. I got to know. Oh, you're a history war buff. Favorite movie. Some of all fears. Have you ever seen that one? hawk down like it's like all

these like yeah those are good yeah they were they're good i think i saw once sure like a very fine movie just i don't know like oh okay i gotta know those are the those are the movies that are in the five dollar bin on black friday you know yeah yeah oh yeah like all day like hey romantic romantic fan tuck everlasting what do you think it's like yeah sure that's funny um i think we kind of grew up in the same way i gotta know you guys ever listened to matt garney did you i love matt garney you watch your mouth you ever listened to uh yeah i don't know somebody's just so so just tepid uh sean mendez that's not that's not that great jason mraz jason yeah i love jason mraz too though really what's he up to i don't know

not much mr a to z was my favorite uh album of up to? I don't know Not much Mr. A to Z was my favorite Album of his From then I don't know If he's done anything I feel like he had like Three hits and then he bounced Yeah He did well though

Yeah And then I'm yours Was like too Boring and dumb You didn't like it No You did? Yeah

No that's like That was like Everybody's introduction To Jason Mraz No Yeah No It was everybody's introduction Don'tason morass no yeah no it was

everybody's introduction don't say that you're a music guy okay you knew where anyone else did i don't know guys tell me if tell me if you listen to mr agency i have no idea what that is um you should listen to it he's is that a song or an album mr is he is the album because it's mraz right morass oh mr a to z yeah yeah oh it's good, it's good, dude. It's like, it's like, yeah, it's like kind of rappy, hip hoppy. Oh,

let us rap. Let us rap. Let us rap. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, Catherine, for the great

voice memo. Thank you, Catherine. Also, I have not seen Bridesmaids. No. Maybe someday.

Hi, Jake and Brad. My name is Kaylin. For your reference, I left a voice memo with my brother speaking in tandem asking about what books of the Bible could be used as curse words about a year and a half ago.

Anyway, I'm from Philly, born and raised. And Brad, I always forget that water ice isn't a universal thing, and your reaction to it was actually the exact same as my boyfriend's the first time he ever visited me in Philly, before he married me and moved me to Arizona one year ago today. Happy anniversary to us. Thank you. There is more than enough good pizza in Philly at he married me and moved me to Arizona one year ago today. Happy anniversary to us. Thank you. There is more than enough good pizza in Philly at this point, but Jake, if you must get your

pizza from a gas station, I'm pleased to inform you that as of September 24th, 2014, Wawa does indeed have pizza. My question for you as someone who has now lived on both sides of the US is what are some misconceptions you think you have about people in the Northeast? Maybe I'll leave a voice memo in another year and a half to let you know if you're right or wrong. Thanks guys. Love the pod. Dude. Oh my gosh. That was like, there's so much information. Let's say, let's say you are going downtown to a Chipotle and you get off the highway and then the Google maps is like giving you directions every five seconds. That's what it felt like.

That voicemail was. It was like it was like, so I have one thing and then I'm here. Take a right. You turn backwards. Go up. Take a left and then take your first right. And then it was like so much information so quickly. That was like I just like when you hear the phrase drinking out of a fire hose.

That's what it felt like intellectually there. Sure. I'm taking it. So I don't even have time to process everything she's saying. Yeah. Wawa 2014 pizza. But there's lots of other year and a half. September 24th.

Yeah. Happy anniversary to me. Thank you. I love how she goes. Thank you. That was fun. I like that. That was jam packed.

Yeah. Kalen. I mean, we took four or five turns in that. Yeah. 55 seconds right there. I guarantee you. What are, what are we, what was the prompt? What are we supposed. Yeah. 55 seconds right there. I guarantee you. What are, what are we, what was the prompt?

What are we supposed to say? Northeastern, uh, stereotypes. I think just like stereotypes. I'm walking here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like just kind of blunt about it, you know? And, uh, and just like a blue collar guy just going out in the construction site.

Yeah. With my, with my lunch pail and my hot hat, just going out, getting, getting the job done because, because Joe Schmo down the street won't do it. So I got to do it for him. You know?

Yeah. Don't get paid as much though. The union's nice. Up in his ivory tower. This Ebony Tower. Yeah. I, it's cold all the time up here, so I'm a little bit more grumpy. I'll tell you who's not cold.

Matt Damon. That man is hot. Matt Damon was good. Good Will Hunting. Good Will Hunting. I tell you. Anything that, what's his name? He's with J-Lo now.

Again, what's his name? Affleck. Affleck. Anything Affleck does. Yeah. Don't tell my mother I forgot Affleck's name. Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor.

You ever seen that? I know you're a big history buff. Josh Hartnett. Josh Hartnett. Hot dog. Hot dog. I mean, the gin and tonics up there are just hot dog. I mean, I have my favorite deli that I go to.

It's got salamis. It's got pastramis. And it's got hot dogs. We call them hoagies up there hoagie before that though i start my day with dunkin dunkin donuts get that starbucks liberal crap out of here i want don't get it i want it now okay don't give me any cream don't give me any sugar i want it black i get sugar from my wife okay from my wife my not my first one anymore i get it from my second wife what's your wife's name barbara barbara we call it babs hey babs get over here and give me some sugar in my in my tiny house that's right next to another tiny house yeah go Patriots

but go Pats this is our year I think Mac Jones is going to do it go Pats go Bruins go Celtics that's right the triad

red hour box for life go Sox huh that's what I say call Yastrzemski a heck of a catcher love me some Yastrzemski so those are some things

that I think. I'm Catholic. I don't know. What other stereotypes are there up there? I'm Kev. I get angry even though I don't need to. I probably use my horn a lot. Yeah, I honk, but it's just a communication kind of thing.

It's like how monkeys honk, like howl at each other. Yeah. I got one of those one of those vests that goes over my working shirt and i have a hard hat and i go to work you know uh that's it in my house we have that famous picture in a frame of those workers setting up new york city where they're sitting on the rebar. Where they're eating their lunch. Eating their...

Right there. Sack lunches over the city. The Industrial Revolution. Normally I wouldn't support New York because I'm Boston born and bred, but I love that picture. I tell you what. Reminds me of the boys. The boys. I have friends.

Their names are Vinny, Tommy. And Skinny Tom. And Skinny Pete. And Thrifty Pete. And Thrifty Pete. And Thrifty Pete. That's my stereotypes. I hate soccer. And soccer.

I hate soccer. Why are we even kicking the ball? The only guy that should be kicking the ball? Adam Vinatieri. You hear me? In the snow. My pops and I watched that game together. AFC Championship on a 13-inch TV.

Suck it, Vanderjack. Suck it, Vanderjack. Suck it, Janikowski. Just having to kick her beef. I forgot about Vanderjack, dude. Oh, man. We watched that. Babs was was crying she thought it was over i said babe this has been a theory we're talking about you like make a picture to italian because

you're boston this has been a theory we're talking about having a little bit of faith in the so i did what i always do I put my hand down my pants and left hand on the matzo sticks. And I said three Hail Marys. Three quick Hail Marys. For the Celtics, come on. The Irish in there. I love St. Patrick's Day.

St. Paddy's Day is the best day of the year. We go down the parade, me and Tommy Jr. Yeah, named it after Brady. Didn't know he was going to ditch us. Thought about naming him Mac, but that's a dumb name. Best day of the year, St. Patrick's. Worst day of the year, the day Tom Brady left us.

Every year, the anniversary of that day. The flag should be in half-mast on that day. I tell you what, Tommy. I'm never going to Tampa again. I got a timeshare down there, and I got to sell it. I don't know. Yeah. I do love Tampa, though. Tampa's nice.

That would be a place a guy from Boston thinks is really nice. Yeah. Oh, I'll go to Tampa all the time. It's too bad Tom's down there. We have a nice timeshare at the Econo Lodge down there. Love it. I love soup. I love the Jerome Bettis commercial.

There's nothing like a nice chowder in November. Chowder, that's good. We don't stop just because it snows. We fill up our thermoses and go to work. With our chowder. With our creamy tomato. Anything Jerome Bettis was selling those commercials. With McNabb.

Yeah. He's a Northeast guy. He loves it. Oh, man. Go down to the docks. Yeah. Get some lobster. Go to the, what is the name of that place?

The bagel. The place. What do they call those in New York City? The market. I want to keep saying Winnebago, but that's not the word. The bagel, no, bodega. The bodegas. Not the Winnebago.

You know the best bodegas down with Lenny. Bodegas. Down with Lenny down there with the hot dogs. He gets nice. He makes his own relish every morning. Lenny and his wife, Therese. Yeah, Lenny. He used to be a cop.

His father was a cop. His father was a cop. Uh-huh. Good family. Good family. Good, good shout out. How's your mom?

How's your mom? I think that's good. Is that good? I feel like I wouldn't like silicone wedding rings. Feels like something that I'd get upset about. Get that Quelo off my finger. I won. I, I won. I either, I either go 24 karat that quail off my finger. I won. I won.

I either go 24k gold or I lose my finger for Babs. That's what I always say. I put silicone around these sausages. No way. No way. That's it. That's all. That's all.

My northeast. Did we get it right? Was that northeastern? Yes or no. You lived on both sides. Next week, we'll do Phoenix stereotypes. Might be be a little shorter not as fun they like golf yeah they have shorts on i think it'd be kind of fun to be from a place that has so many stereotypes yeah you can break some or you totally live up to some right like there's at least three of those that what's her name kaylin lives up to. Yeah, probably. Probably Chowda.

She likes Chowda. Who doesn't like Chowda? Cool, Chowda. I mean, if you don't like Chowda, it's because you haven't had a good one. You haven't had a good one. That's what I always say. Come to Teresa's.

Yeah, I've had a good one. St. Teresa's, you know, Christmas morning. Yeah, God bless. God bless. We volunteer there. Get your Chowda, get your Eucharist, and get on out of here. Get back to your family. Your Eucharist, and get on out of here. Get back to your family. Your Eucharist.

Oh, man. I like that. We could do that way longer than people want to listen to it. I guarantee it. That is too fun. Podcast episode of just dumb stereotypes. What was your name there? We'll come back to that sometime.

We should have names that rhyme. Chetty and Eddie. You cheddy are you eddie i'll be cheddy okay cheddy and eddie cheddy and eddie yeah real name's chedward chedwood but it doesn't ring up but my real name's eddie it's not edward no no eddie yeah that's good fun. All right, let's do one last voice memo. Hey, Brian and Jake. This is Jasmine from Baltimore, Maryland. I'm so glad to be invited on the show today. In elementary school, I invited myself to a classmate's birthday party and sleepover by calling the night of and asking her mom. So, Jake, I'm taking this moment to shoot my shot.

Can I come to your wedding? Or do I have to contact your mom and ask her? Anywho, how often do you both invite yourself to things that no one i have to contact your mom and ask her anywho how often do you both invite yourself to things that no one asks you to okay i gotta go that was nice that was short and sweet also a little misdirection there i'm gonna shoot my shot and then it wasn't it wasn't the her name was jasmine so i at first i was like oh she's just like pretending to be a jasmine i think her name is just jasmine yeah i didn't recognize that i also think it's a it's a northeastern thing to say like uh like i i know like a podcast listen to where they're from new

york and he says like axe like i got some of the axe you oh really whatever i kind of like that yeah it like gives a little twang axe yeah so like does anyone about me yeah i got a question to ask you axe you whatever yeah you can't even do it it's hard to do you're not from there you gotta be part of it what about the i think it's pittsburgh they say yinz instead of like you guys or y'all are yinz coming i don't i can't i can't get behind that that sounds more southern i'm surprised that's a phil or pittsburgh it doesn't it doesn't roll off the tongue y'all just rolls off the tongue y'all's nice y'all coming yinz coming yinz coming it's hard to say the next word is that one of yinz's yinz's that's not no it. It sounds like someone who's like, that's how they identify.

They're non-binary. So it's like, it's not he or she, it's yinz now. Right, right. It's yin or yinz, if it's plural. Or yangs. Yeah, if it's like kind of a... Asian person. Uh-huh.

Okay. What have we invited ourselves to? I invited myself to work with Trey, I guess, in a way. That was shooting my shot in a different way. I kind of did too. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't invite myself. i'm pretty self-conscious with that kind of stuff like like i want to make sure they really want me there yeah i don't want to ever impose on people because most i like being by myself just fine so i'm like you don't have i don't have to come i i'm

content here yeah uh i'm big on like if i'm aware that like all right it's probably time for me to go for me to leave a situation i start to like grab my things even before I'm like it's probably not even time to leave but I'm gonna grab my things to try and get a gauge like a vibe of the room if you were like yeah we should probably head out that's like all right I timed it perfect then there you go or if you're like what are you leaving for if it's like okay all right I got 30 more minutes then okay as the host do you like hearing what are you leaving for? As the host? Like as if I'm in my position and you're the one that's about to leave because you think you're being polite or whatever, like I then don't want to like make you feel like you have to stay.

That's true too. But I always, but I love people. Like I want them to stay as long as, and as late as they want. But I also don't want to be like, like if you're trying to be like, I'm trying to be disciplined. I got work to do. I ain't gonna go like oh okay that's good like but i don't want them to make me tell them that i think if it's a good friend i let them go i trust them they don't want to be here anymore they got something to do but if it's like kind of a fringe friend it's like okay they're trying to be polite like dude you should like stay if you don't have

anything going on right you should definitely hang out more yeah are you sure like no totally dude we have another chowder center there's a fat chowder over here okay we didn't really answer a question i don't i don't know if i've done that very often i'm sure i have but not very many times i feel like back in the day did you ever do that uh like if your friend's house was cooler than yours or like they had like the new video game or something yeah it's like we should go over to your yeah to your house hey sam are you busy um Like, can I come over? Do you think? I definitely did it back in the day.

Is anyone using your trampoline today? Yeah. Oh, so we could use it? Like Sam Dwyer had high speed internet before we did. DSL. He had a PS2 that had Guitar Hero. Okay. He had a big old basement that was nice.

And he knew how to wield it. Yeah. And then he had three backyards in a row that didn't have fences. And so we could have a long baseball game there. So we used a tennis ball instead of uh wiffle ball ebbets field yeah it was great so that's shout out sam dwyer okay thanks jasmine yep that's it and yes you can come to my wedding okay in the audience that's all it guys. So just keep sending voice memos to ask Jay. That's great. Make a list.

Okay. Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle? Actually, let's do reviews first. How do I not have this down? How do I not have this down? That's okay. I'm going to do this one from... What's her name?

Diane Dash 8. Love it. Just discovered. Oh, best podcast out there. A is the title with the Canadian flag. Five stars, by the way. Just discover your podcast from my cousin, Julie underscore K-10. You remember her?

Julie K. I was actually thoroughly upset. She didn't tell me about it sooner. I had zero hesitations once recommended because Jake is easily the best thing to happen to Trey. And then Brad entered the scene fire emoji. This podcast is the best of both worlds. It's been a week and I am 30 episodes in. Wow.

I, that's crazy. I have that excited feeling of discovering a new show with multiple seasons, pure bliss. Favorites of the pod include poultry of the week, Brad Spanish, babe of the week, Jake pick Jake's pickup lines that fall flat, impressive Shrek Cold Open, and the list goes on.

I forgot one time I did that. Oh, that's right. I tried to like, I think I was Eddie Murphy. I'm making waffles. I don't think I did a good job. Donkey. That's great, Diane. Thank you.

Thanks, Diane. 30 episodes, one week. That's awesome. That's really cool. Thank you. This review, the title of it says, I Sneezeded when jake sneezed which i think was pretty cool and then the review doesn't talk about that at all but i would like to know more about our synchronized sneeze that we had um says this podcast is freaking rat monday morning is started with jake and brad it is true that it's not there's not a lot of grammar

hold on how does this go i can't tell whoa uh you know what I'm just gonna this podcast is freaking rad Monday morning is started with Jake and Brad it is true that it's not bad oh is it trying to rhyme yeah inside jokes it's a rap

you want me to beatbox for you yep hey I sneeze you sneeze together we all sneeze achoo

this podcast is freaking rad Monday morning started with Jake and Brad it's true it's true that it's not bad inside jokes

games and puns make this podcast worth the crumbs this inning is the best with some drums vegetable ball and pick up limes makes these guys

have really fun times all complete with cool merch designs good job poopsies one person of my fans started listening then two then we went to florida now it's four i don't think it stopped rhyming p.s you should really go catholic it was great that they did him in uh lines of three because

that's how music always goes it's always three three three three measure yep and uh yeah just overall the amount of grammar helped big time. I somehow reading that review the first I didn't catch that things rhymed, but that's funny. I had no idea. I really did. Really? I didn't catch that. It's pretty easy.

Fun review. Good beatboxing, too. Thank you. I was like it was I mean, this had a compliment. It was wet. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not true at all. My mouth is very dry. Like I could have done so much better.

Let me feel. Let me feel like like, you know, could have done so much better, bro. Let me feel. Let me feel. You know what I'm saying? There's that dry. Of course. It's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so dry.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to. That's wet. Yeah, now we're talking that is uh check my pants oh my gosh that's how i imagine like you pulling up in the hood like it's like a sweet sound system, bro. We're listening to Disney storyteller Beauty and the Beast in my minivan. Keep it getting city cool. That's right.

All right. All right. Now it's time, Brad. Would you like alongside me to end this episode with a jingle? Let's do it. Emily Schmidt, shout out. Come on.

Emily Schmidt. I'm not feeling super confident about my part, but let's have some fun. Here we go. All right. This is a jingle. Wait, wait, wait. I think we need to, about my part, but let's have some fun. Here we go. All right. This is a jingle. Wait, wait, wait. I think we need to, I think I need to like count you in.

I think it starts right at the beginning. Oh, you need to start singing. I think so. At least according to the like audio version. Let's try it. Okay. One, two. I'm at a drive through trying to reach you.

Chick-fil-A scam won't work with one car. Where is my best friend Poopsie? There's no cars. They had a tent stacked on and just two. Yeah, I know

it's hard to remember which one where you meet me. It's even harder to picture in order for 53. You say It's even harder to picture In order for 53 You say it's too late to make it But is it too late to try? And you'll just order a water I think I'll get two large drinks

And maybe a cookie You want a milkshake? I'm writing this down Still want number three With large waffle fries Honey barbecue I'm riding this down still want number three large waffle fries Honey barbecue just on the side I'm at a drive-thru

Trying to reach you chick-fil-a scam won't work with one car Where is my best friend? Poopsie, there's no cars. They had a tin stack done in just two If a suburban pulls up really quick Just explain that you're not hungry Yeah, then dip Then all those big families won't make us rich A $90 order, It'd make me sick. Oh.

Got pickleball in an hour. Don't want to cramp up before. Let's go scam one sweet person. Then play with Isaac at one. Just drink this sweet tea all down. Eat your food when you're done. I know I've said it before, but I think I'll get two large drinks and maybe a cookie.

You want a milkshake? I'm writing this down. Still want number three with large waffle fries, honey barbecue just on the side. Yeah! I'm at a drive-thru

driving to reach you. Chick-fil-A scam won't work with one car. Yeah! pulls up really quick. Just explain that you're not hungry, then dip. All those large families won't make us rich. A $90 order, it made me sick. Now I'm at the drive-thru. Brad, come on down. I'm right here saying this court while you're sitting around wondering. So we could play devil's pick, then are you stuck talking to your neighbor? Henry made him a new item. item now you stuck explaining your shop and

all your board startup price is so stunning well let me know you're coming or if catherine says you're not i'll make friends on courts alone so come or forget it don't need my name on a shirt you can tell that i'm balling swish what a shame that you could have got picked had a really good game but you missed your last shot so you talk about who you see at the top what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for Brad Doosan, Poopsie on the court, like, go away got what she was looking for, now instead of saying who they were, go ahead and take away this little trophy with you

I met the drunk, thrilled, I am the rich, you trying to scare, won't work with one car where is my best friend Poopsie, there's no cause they had a tin sack done in just two. If a suburban pulls up really quick,

just explain that you're not hungry. Then dip. All those big families won't make us rich. A $90 order, it made me sick. now i'm at the drive-thru brad you did great i don't know if that was an adequate representation of my talent there um i had some struggles finding the the that was hard that seemed like there were way too many syllables for me to fit that in there and And to be fair, like I usually forget about the jingle until 30 minutes before I was supposed to come over here.

And so I texted Jake, like as I was driving over here, like, do you know the rap to this song? And you're like, I think I could make it work. I know the song. Yeah. So good job, man. I'm more of a magician anyway, not a musician. I'm very curious about that thing. Do you know the name Rick Smith Jr.? He's the guy he's more of a magician anyway not a musician i i'm very curious about that thing

uh do you know the name rick smith jr he's the guy he's kind of a youtuber smiths yeah the seven footer for the pacers yeah rick smith jr is like a magician but he's kind of gotten more famous because he he's like the card thrower he has the world record for like okay how fat he'd throw like he used to be a college baseball pitcher he could throw a playing card like 98 miles an hour or something anyway uh he taught me this trick So it's like the real deal. Oh, wow. It's like a real magic trick. Yeah, I'm very curious how it works.

Awesome. Because like, ah, I got to know. Got to know. Okay. Any final thoughts? Thanks to everyone who came and saw Brad yesterday. And thanks to everyone who saw me tonight. Or no, yes, the past few days.

It's just fun. It's just fun. It's just fun. Anytime you get to meet somebody and they say nice things about you, because I have the same nice things to say about our fans. Like we just it's just so fun to have a community that loves each other and supports each other. And yeah, one of the most recent. Did you see one of the more recent YouTube comments we got actually on Ghostrunners? Let me try to find it real quick.

Sorry, I shouldn't have interrupted you if I didn't have the comment pulled up but i can go fast we got good wi-fi here it said uh the pot is from chris loose l-o-o-s oh yeah lose the podcast episodes on youtube always have the most insane view to comment ratios best community in the game fire emoji it's called like he even noticed it like oh wow there's like not that many views but there's so many comments yeah it is cool like it just yeah every week yeah and so and we don't take it for granted i hope you always feel loved and we try to respond to most most messages and things so just know that we really appreciate you guys and it's not nearly as fun without you so yeah keep keep engaging with us and having fun um we really appreciate it. Shout out Michaela

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