Ghostrunners - 128 - Creating a Bond

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Jakey made a mistakey performing in Buffalo last week. Brad had a spiritual encounter with a potential client of his. Just another typical week for the number 11 podcast in Thailand! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake, while you were gone this weekend, I hung out with your roommates, Harrison and Isaac, Harry and Ike. Oh, those are mates. Uh-huh. Could have been talking about the mice or the raccoons or the bugs. Just all around. Just the great house you live in. Yeah, it's awesome. We went and got tacos at that taco truck that I kind of mentioned last week near our house.

And... Horchata. Had some horchata. I was really trying to convince Isaac and Harrison to get some. They didn't. They didn't oblige, but I did. No oblige? No oblige.

But I got to think, like, I genuinely, like, that taco truck is so, so good. But then I thought to myself, is it that good? Or am I just a white guy going to a Mexican, like, authentic Mexican taco truck? The bar is pretty low. Yeah. white guy going to a mexican like authentic mexican taco truck like the bar is pretty low yeah like like genuinely like every like because i obviously i always go to the ones that i hear are good but every time i've ever gone to a taco truck or like a authentic taco like tortilleria you're like oh it's always so good and i'm just like am i just has such a low standard because i'm a white guy just anything that has culture to us being very uncultured is just the best. I mean, like Taco Bell is good.

So why wouldn't this amazing, authentic taco place be good? Yeah, it just has the slightest bit of culture, like French bread. Oh, baby. I mean, it's like straight from France. Have you ever had French fries? Don't give me anything. French braids. I saw a girl with French braids in.

Oh, she's such a woman of culture is anything with another country in front of it yeah german engineering like it's the best kind of you want to talk about engineering there's there's american engineering but there's german engineering i mean that's cultured engineering you got german engineering yeah that's funny you got uh the Italian job. Just the movie. Yeah. No, no, just just just employment in Italy. Just any kind of Italian job.

Bank robbers or not. Even just like normal citizens. I mean, an Italian job. You are a gondola driver in Italy, Italia. You are doing just fine for yourself, my brother. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. What else is there?

I just think even like it doesn't even have to be like like like just just rap to white people there's like whoa i mean that's really good those are bars like it doesn't it's just hip-hop is like whoa bars that's probably why people always like jake can rap jake's really good i mean i think i'm just you know i think you're just doing it i think i'm just speaking quicker than we normally talk but yeah um the way he left oh it was so cultured it was an irish goodbye oh my gosh like that is hot that is awesome you don't get it like that the food trucks back home no they tell you bye they do well with their potato famines and their goodbyes down there out there you go to texas uh you ever had their toast oh

texas toast bro best toast i've ever had you gotta ask for the texas i mean it's different there it's like french bread but with garlic and butter on it ever had french bulldogs oh they taste so good uh-oh oh i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white me too midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's the ghost all right we're back. This is episode 128, I think.

That's crazy, man. Regardless, it is. Here's what I know for sure. It is an episode of the Ghost Runners podcast. Yeah, it is. A top three podcast for us. Yeah, it is. Whoa.

Yeah. In my power rankings this week, it's actually number one. It's my favorite podcast. As they say, the cool people these days are saying top two, not two. Oh, yeah, they do say that. And I'm going to say it now. Top two, not two. I feel like I mainly see that it's only NFL wide receivers saying that. Do you feel like that's the case?

Oh, the first person I saw was Lamar Jackson. So, yeah, it makes sense. He's a running back. Yeah, right. Pretty close. I feel like I've seen DeAndre Hopkins say that. I've seen Devante Adams say that. I've seen Julio Jones say that.

Those are all receivers. Thank you. And that's like their phrase. Yeah, he's in the top two and he's not too. I don't know. I don't think too much about Julio Jones right now because he is a retired member of Team Ellis goes to guillotine. And those guys are dead to me.

Let's just do a quick shout out. We normally have been doing shout outs at the end. Let's do shout outs right now. Real quick. I'd like to give a shout out to Davis Mills again. Frick you, Davis Mills. OK, Davis, if you're listening, Davis, it off come on the pod no but don't listen to this episode if davis mills comes on the pod i will get up and leave i'm actually i won't even recognize who you are davis mills because you're such a no-button i'd be like hey man how you doing are

you just somebody that we met at church you're coming to get the mice out of jake's house yeah you're exterminating yeah the mice are you anti- house? Yeah, you're exterminating the mice. Are you anti-Semite? Semites? Anti-some mice, but not others. Yeah, gosh. Okay, so last week on the podcast, we were joking. Davis Mills, I mean, he threw for like 70 yards, had four interceptions.

He cost Brad negative points, like negative seven or eight points. Just unheard of for a starting quarterback. And so it was like Brad would have literally been better off to start no one and brad made the joke last week it was like you should do a contest where the winner gets to choose who has to use davis mills on their team that's right i was like that's hilarious and also true like that would be such a punishment to have to start him on your team well you would think you would think this freaking guillotine league i it bothers me that you're out of it because i don't know what's happening in here. Davis Mills, I know most of you guys don't care about football,

but just logically, you can hang with me here. This guy who scored negative seven points a week ago was traded to a team. And in return, that team got Jimmy Garoppolo, starting quarterback, Brandon Cooks, a number one right receiver, and Adam Thielen, who's probably, what, top 25, top 30 receiver in the NFL?

Top 30, not 30. He's 29. Yeah, At least he's really good. Three people. You can start in your lineup today. I don't understand that for Davis mills. I saw that go through and I was like, what in the world's happening? And the guy who got all those players who benefited from this trade is a guy who has $1 left his free agency. So he has no availability to get any solid players unless they're handed to him for davis mills there's some collusion going on talk about bank robbers that guy pulled off the italian job 2021 garoppolo yeah that's right oh yes i so yeah not not not to be super bitter about everything but i was watching football on sunday yeah this was a little insult to injury it was amazing like like i didn't i didn't add it up but i think my team would have had so many points like all my players were doing so well davis mills included we have four touchdowns

he did have a pretty good game yeah he had three or four touchdowns last week like all my guys were just going off and even like the random ones marquez calloway had a good game he had two touchdowns it's like what's happening if you just would have stuck around for one more week. Yeah. Be driver's seat, baby. Instead, I left with almost all my money, you know, still in the bank. And so that's the lesson to you kids. Spend your money.

Spend it while you got it. Yep. My dad kind of raised me that way. You got $10, spend nine. Have some fun. Yeah. And one goes to church, right? That's what he, yep.

And have zero in your bank account. I think that's what the bible says that's what it says can't take it with you so uh i'm happy to say that i uh i finally spent some money in the free agency this week i have patrick mahomes oh the second the second i didn't have to spend a hundred dollars on him either how much 31 and that's awesome two different people text me and say i bid 30 on him so i mean that's perfect that's exactly how you want to do it uh gino smith who's got to be a four-week replacement for russell wilson went for like 16 so i feel pretty good that he somehow went for that much that's that

that's so hard to guess what everybody's gonna go for though i know like how did i get patrick for 31 he went for 100 three weeks ago like i wonder if some people just didn't even try for him because didn't charles kelsey went for like 40 something right yeah it was for 50 50 yeah he went for 50 bucks better than patrick mohomes no he's not more valuable oh boy it just yeah there's no rhyme or reason to it and also people are out of money people are starting to lose money so maybe that's why yeah the bidding is getting cheaper that's which i kind of saw coming i was like you guys are really gonna want to save your money yeah unless you lose in week four and then you regret it so be wise y'all anyway brad just got a dm four minutes ago i can only see the first little

part of it but it says hey jake i'm at church of the resurrection downtown we would like to put on a comedy night in february are you interested oh wow i say i come as a package deal yeah brad deuce and jock j are nothing. That's right. A hundred percent. That's what I'll tell him. Interesting. Doing a little church. The res.

Yeah. I don't know. Just. Yeah, sure. Sure. I don't know. It's a big church in Kansas City. If you guys, I've seen the building.

Yeah. The one down south is big old, big old things like it's it's a true mega church. It looks. Yeah. I was going to say it looks like a building where the pastor drives a nice car. Mm hmm. You know, it's like, like i don't know like to be judgmental it would be like i don't know if they spent their money how i would have spent my money if i was in charge of a church well there's there's no there's no way that guy doesn't drive like if if he didn't drive a nice car you'd

be like what's going on this church yeah like he's driving a camry like i'm not even talking like like a camry is a nice car but it's like that's too reasonable of a car like this guy's got to have like he's got to go to like the dealership that has audi bmw yeah yeah alfa romeo who drives alfa romeo the pastor jaguar jaguar jaguar yeah anyway so that's what i think about the church that wants to hire me yeah i've never been but it's truly just from the outside it's like whoa that is a brand new, oddly shaped building. That'll get your attention. It looks like a building that would like hold the Olympic torch, doesn't it? It is the Olympic.

It looks like the Olympic torch, kind of. Maybe that's why. It looks like a massive torch. There should be some ceremony here every four years. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Speaking down south, big news. Speaking down south.

Yes, I do not have any STDs. With golden day mouth, we ghetto. You don't have any STDs. All my people down south with golden day mouth, we ghetto. You don't have any STDs, sorry. I missed the joke. Do it again. No, I don't want to. Down south, you want to tell them the good news? I'm clean. I'm clean. I was a little nervous. You're clean! Grant Holmes. Yeah, they're clean. They're clean!

My hands! homes yeah they're clean my hands sir we don't do it never mind um i bought a house uh it was kind of funny like you know just in the middle of the the tour and everything else going on and also this last stretch of the tour trey and i are kind of getting after it like we rented an airbnb one day just to shoot content in i was wondering wondering that that mom's video. Yeah. OK. I was wondering where that was filmed. Yeah, I think it was a Cleveland Airbnb. And so in the middle of Airbnb in Cleveland, you got to see them. You got close to their Airbnb. Yeah. They got a little Lake Erie on them. Yeah. The mistake on the lake. But Airbnb's are good. And being that close to a lake called Erie in October is fun. Oh,, sure it is. Extra vibes. Absolutely.

But yeah, we have double header that night. We were shooting content during the day in the middle of that. I'm calling Peter and, you know, trying to figure out, should I put an offer on this house? I'm like, let's do it. Here's my number. Go for it. And the next day I'm on the golf course and, uh, already having the round of my life. It was awesome. I was shooting was shooting uh we didn't get to finish all 18 we had to finish at 17 which is so kind of frustrating he just got so close just ran out of time to be back for sound check sound check it for brad what kind of what kind of sound check do they really need to do for uh one man that's the thing it's like we try to be like on time and like we're there when they tell us to but everyone is like that is the quickest most efficient

sound check i've ever seen what kind of what kind of words are you doing for your sound check i mean i do basically nothing really actually that's not true trey is saying the words like check and he'll like sing a little bit of songs i just i mean it's something new every day now i think about it it's just like alan can you hear me alan alan's five nine he can hit a four iron 175 yards we just got just whatever just whatever's on my mind yeah whatever um but through 17 holes i'm shooting 79 so would have loved to really polish it off and be like i shot at this today but we don't know we don't know what i would have shot that day but there is a formula remember their formula is you're supposed to take whatever you hit just uh through 17 and just birdie the last one times 1.089 i think so 79 times 1.089 that's not that good

86 oh wow i had a rough last hole in the part three there oh no 1.089 i'm at 1.059 my bad i don't know you shot an 83.6 oh 83.6 so it's 83 anyway i just vibes are out. Me and Alan just kicking on the golf course together. Peter texts me, you got it. And I see this text and I'm like, ah, you got it. What is that about? Like, like he's just, he's encouraging you for the next show.

Like, hey, you got it. Hey, come on. Hey, Cleveland tonight. You got it. You got it, man. It was like, got what? Or the right stuff, maybe? You got the right stuff.

Hey, you got the right stuff. Um, anyways, like the house moron. I was like, Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right. What a professional realtor. The house, you idiot. I forgot that we did that. That's right. The house I have not seen yet. Oh, that's right. Like the biggest purchase I've ever made in my life. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. The one I haven't ever seen. I went blind nail on this house and, uh, I got it. I won. I got all the right amount of sandbags. I won and i won the blind nil so i'm the spades champion so anyway i bought a house uh on what was that friday or saturday or something i don't know i went and saw it tuesday and no buyers or more so like oh it's great good

cool yeah peter's like do you have any questions like no i don't what do you think i should feel bad we don't have questions like like you feel like a worst person like i've i've been told like if you're in a job interview and they say you have any questions for me you should always ask something yes just to show that you care right in some way but i don't know i'm so bad at like thinking of questions sometimes do you or do you like interviewing people was this fun for you uh so like do you actually sign the paychecks yeah is it a stamp yeah so so you you get the money and then you take it to the bank i'm just trying to figure this out i'm just trying to try to have a conversation dude that episode of the office maybe we've mentioned this before so it's it's the episode where michael goes on this blind date with this landlady oh yeah

pam's landlady i give her a 900 looks and a 400 ability to describe herself and then the real woman comes in and she's like michael michael he's pretending like he's not like hearing it and then his coffee order is the most perfect like that is the funniest part of the entire small detail they're like michael michael and he's like ignoring them they're like michael double white mocha with uh extra chocolate chip or something like that. Something like, like something just so my frilly. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. Uh, so that's how do we get there? Oh yeah. I didn't have any questions. I was like, no, this house looks great. Uh, me and Isaac went over there together with Peter while they're doing the inspection and just kind of looked around and plan stuff out. Um, I love how Isaac's like, kind of like your spouse in this situation.

I kind of, as he goes with me everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of funny how Isaac's like, kind of like your spouse in this situation. I kind of, as he goes with me everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of funny. He's like, now, if we want to commit to this, I think we should do it now. You're so right. Like you sent the, uh, voice memo on the Patreon of Isaac, like describing the whole house. Yeah.

Wasn't it great. Yeah. Like, yeah. Getting like all these like thoughts to you and everything. That actually reminds me, Isaac sent me a voice memo like five minutes ago. Oh, we have not texted all day. So I do not know what it's about. But should we play it on the pod? Why not?

It's a minute and one second. Seriously, I have no idea what this is about to be. So I just got a call from this dude and I answered the phone. And he was like, yeah, you had inquired about wanting a membership at Falcon Valley a while back. And I was like, oh, yeah, because I went online and did this thing. And so I was talking to him. He was telling me about the membership thing. He was like, it's a $3,000 initiation fee. So immediately dollar initiation fee so immediately right there I'm like yeah enough thanks I'm out

but I can say that I was like okay that sounds great he's like we would love to get you out here for a preview round um just so you can see what the course is like uh to see if it's something that you're gonna want to do so I just sounded like I was super interested just so I get a free preview round of this course. All that to say, I mean, let's start inquiring at every golf club, at every private golf course we can. And just get tons of freaking preview rounds, free rounds of golf. I have no interest in joining this club. But he books me for a tee time next Wednesday at like 1 o'clock. So, I mean, that's pretty sweet. Anyway, you should do it because it's free golf.

Nice. Life hack. Life hack. Just lie to people that say you're interested in things that you're not interested in. Yeah. Take advantage of their niceness and willingness to bend over backwards. Yeah. Take advantage of the local small business that is trying to compete with everyone else who has golf uh that's funny all right well that's my wife

there she is always hustling you know you gotta love her though she's a coupon cutter she does that extreme coop did you ever know any extreme couponers i'm sure i've known them i just haven't seen it happen me no yeah i feel like it was such a thing but i feel like that was in the same era as people who were like they had an entire business or like i'll sell your stuff on ebay yeah because you don't know how to work the internet yet like 2006 like that was the era of extreme cubing too high school time yeah yeah hollister people were still shirtless at the mall i was still going to the mall yeah the longest yard had just come out with adam Sandler. I was like, dang, this is a good movie.

Here comes the y'all. Here comes the y'all. Here comes. Y'all don't really want it now. Boom. Here comes the boom. Here comes the ho. Y'all don't really want it now.

Nelly's got one of the best voices around. He can sing and rap. He's got a great voice. Yeah. I mean, I know rap really well. And he knows how to rap. Two things a great voice yeah i mean like it i i know rap really well and he knows how to two things i know hip-hop and hortata really good together that's my blog yeah here comes the boom nelly version while drinking horchata so cool and some french bread put on the italian job hello petting my bulldog french of course is the italian job the movie where most deaf goes

i don't do anything with dogs and they're like why not he's like i had a bad experience do you remember this i have no idea i just remember i love they're like what do you mean he goes i had a bad experience they're like and i just think that i used to quote that all the time i had a bad experience that's a good quote to quote from a movie. I don't remember though. The only thing I remember from the Italian job is him like looking through like a telescope or a laser. And if you like lower the water or lower the boat, then you could shoot to the safe or

something. I don't know. I'm clearly describing it pretty well. But I knew enough to quote it on stage recently though. I talked to this guy in the front row at one of the comedy shows. I was like, what do you do for a living living and he's like i uh work at a bank and i was like okay he said work at a bank after a long pause so this guy's definitely robbed a bank before because i wanted to almost quote the office i was like i don't know yeah you quote a tv show

while doing stand-up probably not or it's like he says he worked in finance but he's whatever or would enough people even get that yeah yeah so it's like i'm not gonna do that so yeah i went the bank robber route and then i kept calling back to like of course this guy's seen he trade candy videos he's watching oceans 11 and the italian job all right whatever i just kept trying to quote all these like bank robber movies and heists and stuff so um came in handy but i don't know the bad experience i just i just texted it to you. I think this is right. Okay, I'm clicking. This dude got dogs. Sorry if it has bad words. I don't do dogs.

I had a real bad experience, man. What happened? I had a bad experience, damn it. There it is. Good job. You nailed it. Yeah, thank you. Most def. Most def def um anyway what were we talking about how did we get here i don't know oh i bought a house yeah i bought a house um

yeah i don't know it's a cool house it's um actually here's what i'll say about the house i'm would your wife or gunner your wife sure i don't know why i'm so set on the wife actually i'll tell you why i'm set on the wife brad thank you for asking i would like a woman's touch when it comes to helping me decorate great idea great tremendous patience um but at the same time it's like i don't think i want to like take like a friend of mine or even like a girl maybe i'm interested in or something it's like we pick out furniture together that's weird one it kind of feels like we're like doing a wedding registry two we don't end up together and like an hour time so this couch thinking of abigail you know that's true like ah she would have loved this i guarantee you picked it out katherine will be in your life forever

that's what i'm saying yeah i want a permanent couch and a permanent friendship with yeah yeah so i think i want like i don't want i looked up last night how much an interior decorator costs. And that's ridiculous. No. Yeah. So not not for you. Some people out there, you need them, but not you. You don't need that.

I'm just looking for someone who would have a good time and has some nice flavor when it comes to interior decorating. Help me out. Catherine would really enjoy that because I want to have a little bit of say, but I need some guidance. Yeah, for sure. That'd be I think she would have fun with that. Catherine was the first person that came to mind, especially if it's like not her money. Like that's the thing. It's like, I'll swipe it. You just tell

me why it looks good. And like, she can give you three options of everything. And some of them are, you know, option A is cheapest option. C is most expensive and B's right in the middle. Oh, that's option B's in the middle. I got it. I got it. Mean median mode option. We could call it option A, B and C or option one, two and three. It's up to you. How about your oats? Urgent A, urgent B, urgent C? What about that? Can we do that? Yeah.

And Brad, I'd like to invite you cordially to join us if you'd like. Okay. What does cordially mean? It just means like friendlily. To quote the dictionary, it's friendlily. Dude, we recently got like a kid's dictionary and Hattie thinks it's like the coolest thing ever. Well, sure.

Because Catherine was like explaining it to her like, we can figure out what words mean and where words come from. And so now she thinks that every word just like has like this huge, deep, like, like origin to it. Like where it comes from. Like, let's figure out why they call it a park. I like that. And then we look up, it's like, you can't really, cause, cause I was, we were talking about Christopher Columbus and how I was like, like in Spanish, it's Cristobal Colon. Yeah. Now, how do you say genocide? Say genocide.

Let's look that up. Yeah. So genocide comes from genus. No. So he was looking for spices, apple spice, apple cider, genocider. It's genocider. It's genocider. You can have it when you're older.

Oh, genocider. Genocider. Hot dog. I'd take Bob to have some gin inside oh bob babs columbus ohio now there's a club as i get behind that's right by erie anyway she's just all about the uh originary yeah that's cool so so yeah congrats on the house it's down south and it's near a lot more golf courses. I feel like a little bit, I mean, closer to where I am now. So yeah, I got a couple of golf courses nearby. I was going to become a member at one.

Maybe he always test the waters and see, uh, no, but we, uh, Isaac and I went to check out the area a little bit. Like, let's get to know, because we're much more in the suburbs, like going forward, like really suburban, which I'm excited about. Like you're in a subdivision now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It's fun. You got to pool HOA. I got to pool. I got to pay an HOA fee now. Yeah. This is exciting. But, you know, just getting to know like what's close by. Oh, Chipotle is so close.

We got it. Let's go do it. And it was a great Chipotle. Good first experience. Good chicken. Got to know the guys. We told them you're going to be seeing a lot more of us. They were really fun.

Yeah. Gave them your like picture. Just FYI fyi i mean at least two times a week right tuesday thursday i'll let you know right um then as we're eating chipotle in there i'm like oh there's a sports clips sorry sport clips thank you sorry you're right pet peeve sport clips i was gonna get a haircut today anyway yeah what about you isaac's like i guess i can i'm like great let's go get haircuts i mean my hair could definitely be shorter and uh yeah anyway Tuesday was just a great day what Trey gave me the day off so I went golf seeing the new house for the first time straight to Chipotle straight to getting my haircut uh home real quick change clothes Hawaiian bros pickleball just filling the sketch baby filling it up yeah why wouldn't you because you have you're leaving tuesday

which is tomorrow yeah this tuesday yeah yeah for your next bit of shows yeah anyway house is fun house is good i like it yeah it's a house yeah you know yeah i feel like i feel like you're just you're so many things are happening for you right now like i know it is kind of strange that like it's like a big season for you right now and And it's like, I think the house is like third most exciting right now. I think it's like, yeah. Third urgency right now is probably the house, which I am starting to get excited about it.

Like looking into designing it in the mid century modern. Do I want to go with that? Sure. Also, I'll tell you what I'm looking into is like, like man cave basement, like it makes, it's pretty bad. I got to fill it with something. Yeah. Should probably be a like man cave basement. Like, basement's pretty big.

I got to fill it with something. Yeah. Should probably be a big projector screen. I don't see why not. Yeah, might as well. Dude, projectors these days are sometimes cheaper than TVs. Are they? I think so.

I don't know for sure. But maybe. Some of them out there are like crazy cheap. I'm sure those are like crappy ones. But like, yeah, I think you could get a pretty good one that could light up a whole wall for. think that's what i want to do why not what else am i gonna do in a basement um i've had nothing but simulator ceilings way too low to the point where like logan's not even gonna be able to have a bedroom down there unless he wants to just have neck problems really yeah there's like one part that's kind of low so golf is out of the question but podcast studio big dime big dime it's basically has like a podcast studio just it's

asking to be potted in okay so that'll be fun we have to we're gonna need a new desk that's why i could talk to my wife about it or you can build us something but yeah um we could sell this one to the to the memorabilia i yeah people we could to collectors i could talk to the church of the resurrection i know they like nice things I could maybe sell it to them. They do. Yeah. But yeah, anyway, it'll be fun. I think the closer it gets to like the closing day, it'll be more fun.

Like what do we want to do? It's about to be a big Black Friday for me. Yeah, dude. I've never really spent money on Black Friday before. Black Friday. Yeah. And the more expensive the thing that you want is, the more exciting Black Friday is because you get things way cheaper.

Like, like obviously the higher dollar DVDs are kind of exciting, but it's like, how many times am I going to watch C-Spot run? Like not very many, but like the, the, the refrigerators and like, yeah, I get $200 off the package. Like you can get a package deal, like all the appliances, refrigerator,

stove, oven, microwave, and get like thousands of dollars off. Now we're talking. Yeah. And I was also thinking, I was like, maybe this is time to get a new credit card really cash in on some points yeah so maybe i'll do that if anyone has any tips um have you ever been a fridge in the garage guy oh yeah i am right now how is it it's awesome i've never done it before it didn't grow up that way i think it

could be time i think it's definitely time it's so great you can because because here's the thing like if your fridge in the main house gets filled up filled up then you can put it in the garage oh it's like extra drink yeah second drink it really is it's wonderful you have all the liqueur you want in there the family that lives in the house now as i was looking at there are three fridge family so so that's the kind of area jake's moving into three car garage three refrigerators three fridges one of them not you sure one of them's not a uh freezer only i'm sure they all they look like what a fridge looks like yeah you know i don't know how else to say it uh yeah i didn't like look into it but um so yeah that's the new standard now

yeah i am minimum two fridge two fridge guy oh i love it dude so yeah i don't know it's just fun i'm gonna be very broke soon but it boy is it fun but it's dude. So, yeah, I don't know. It's just fun. I'm going to be very broke soon, but boy, is it fun. But it's called equity, dude. Oh, okay. Equity. Yeah. You're not going to be broke. You're going to have a house.

Yeah. You know, I'll be rich spiritually. That's also true. I will tell, I'll tell the bank that. We'll see if they understand. Listen here. Listen. Commerce bank.

Yeah. Peter had a few things to say about this. I don't need FDIC because i have the god all right whatever anyway what'd you do this week brad what's going on oh man i went to yeah nothing nothing too crazy's going on i uh went to a house to um kind of give an estimate for a table and it's pretty pretty cool thing i think they're going to order like three five foot long tables that when they want to, they're going to put them together and be a 15 foot long table, mega table, which is pretty dope. I've never done anything

like that before. I never got a 15 foot long table. Um, but it was kind of a crazy thing because while I was meeting this woman, uh, to talk about this table, all of a sudden, like this woman's probably in her thirties and there's all of a sudden her mom like walks up from the basement. And I'm like, well, hello, how you doing? And her mom was the friendliest lady I've ever met. It was just a wholesome time.

I got to know her. This woman that is going to order the table, she has a small business that she has started last year during COVID and it was just crazy. And so what's the biz? It's a, uh, endodontist. So not like a, not what you would expect from a small business. It's like somebody who does root canals. Her husband is the endodontist and she's like the assistant to him. Oh.

And so they were originally supposed to think they were going to hire like 10 employees and they've only been able to hire like three. And so because of that, they're just crazy swamped all the time. Huh? So this lady's mom and dad moved down from Iowa to like help out with their kids and everything. Anyway, mom was super sweet. And I like basically like shared my testimony with this woman. And at the end of it, like, you know, we're talking wood types and all of a sudden the mom like peeks her head around the corner. She's like, uh, before you leave, do you mind if I just pray for you? Nice. I'm like, what a Bible belt thing to do.

Like the end of our consultation. So yeah. Prayed with some people on the job. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so that was just a sweet time. I don't know. Nothing. It was, it wasn't like the most amazing prayer I've ever heard, but I mean, she has a gift, you know what I mean? It was top 10, not 10 maybe. No, that's great. That's very awesome. Yeah. It was fun. It was like when you, you're already a nice guy. When you get around nice people, you guys can have a ball, right? Yeah. That's fun. It's I've always, I always struggle a little bit mentally with like, how do I want to be as a salesperson? Do I want to be like the super professional guy? Do I want to be like, show off my goofy or fun side? And I always just kind of err on the side of of like i'm just going to be very nice and smiley and you just jovial with

these people and just just let that be i'm not going to try to be like too serious or too like yeah we could do that yep you know probably could i have to talk to the fellows but uh right yeah let me talk to my team uh you know like, we got a team's meeting tomorrow. Yeah. Like, like sometimes I think like, oh, if I'm too nice or if I'm too happy, go lucky guy, they're going to think I'm not professional enough or I'm not that good at this. Or, you know, they could take advantage of me for my, for prices or something. I'm like, I'm not going to worry about that. Try to take advantage of me if you want to. And I'll just say, no, thank you. No, thank you. I would not like to be advantaged taken out. Yeah. It is tough when you think your brand is like a nice guy

and then it comes time to negotiate and it's like still want to be a nice guy, but want to like, I think we should each, like I have an expectation. Right. Hopefully you get it, right? Yeah, I'm still nice though. You understand. I'm still a nice guy. Yeah. So anyway, that was fun. And I have a few

just stories from my kids. I really like my kids um i think i love them i know i love them um bow and hattie yeah bow and hattie um said in reverse logical orders um so bow first of all i just i just think it's awesome i just like chronicling their lives through this podcast so bow right now is at the stage where he's like a Roomba, but like, but like, you know how Roomba is like, whenever they hit something, they just go around it. Bo just goes, he just, he just goes straight through everything. John Henry. He just, dude, we just watched John Henry. Oh, how was it? It was awesome. This is probably where Bo got it

from. Yeah. Well, had he watched it with me, but, um just like like there was like this like all the bag of random stuff on the ground and he just like walked and just walked right on it and just fell right on top of it didn't even like cry or react at all just stood up kept walking over the aldi bag just kept walking right through it's like an off-road roomba that's awesome i love it it's it's so sweet it's so awesome and he's just so boyish. And so that's, that's him. And then Hattie, um, a few different things happen with Hattie. First of all, in Texas, they were there for the state fair last week when I was home by myself, uh, with the windows open, which was great. It sounds nice. It was awesome. Um, and apparently like they got done with the state fair really late uh but they went back to katherine's sister's house to katherine's youngest sister who's the

single one katherine's youngest sister who's a single one they like took baths there oh and they weren't planning on it and so they didn't have their pajamas and so katherine's like caroline can we just have like you know maybe like some of your smallest clothes you know to put on you know and i'm like that's a bad idea. That seems weird. That seems sketchy. And, uh, Caroline's like, uh, this is, this is like my smallest shirt. Are you sure it's okay for how you to wear it?

And Catherine was like, yeah, sure. Like didn't even look at what it said or anything. And Catherine looked later as she like buckling Hattie into this car seat and it's got a ghost on it, which I'm like, that's, you know, right up, right up our alley. Yeah. But it said, I'm just here for the booze. B-O-O-S. And so Hattie's like, it's like 9pm after like a day at the fair, like just like sun

beaten and so tired and stuff, just looking hung over. Basically this four year old just says, I'm just here for the booze. So that's fun. And then let's see what else. and hung over basically this four-year-old just says i'm just here for the booze so um so that's fun and then let's see what else oh the other day i was talking to her about uh some kids at her school uh and i was like well like she was saying that she has this really good friend named oh my god journey i think is her name uh and i was like well what about what about these other girls you hang out with them she goes we don't talk much only when i like say like i like your pants or something like that that'll usually start a conversation okay good for you like

complimenting other people's pants she's pretty quiet until i get the pants involved right and she gets a little more energy uh and then last but not least people enjoyed uh the hearing about the flighty hattie last week that was so funny so oh boy oh boy, oh boy. This week, uh, actually just like a couple hours ago, I was working out in my office, in my shop and my desk like faces towards our back door. And so I see how he, how he loves to come and visit me and like help me in all these different ways. Um, and I see her come out to, uh, like start running towards me. And then she looks down and she had one foot that had a sock and a shoe on it. And one foot that had nothing on it.

It's not even close. Not even, yeah, not even like a sock, but just forgetting the shoe. And she just goes, okay, just a second.

Just, I'm just like, what's going on with this day? That is fascinating. Yeah. And never got the shoe and sock on by the time i left oh really i don't even know what's going on with her just go into a little bit of like a weird airhead phase or something yes it's just really funny so or just like i don't care i don't need

two shoes yeah that's fun i mean it's nice to know like for every one of those moments she still cares about the dictionary so it's like we're fine she's crazy smart yeah yeah we're fine it's nuts like we you know she memorizes a verse every week for um awana and i'll tell it to her once and then i'll ask her like three days later and she'll know exactly what it is wow like that that's telling in both ways it's like it's telling that she's very smart but it's also like be very careful what you say around this girl because she's consuming everything big sponge yeah big old sponge so uh but yeah all together not nothing too crazy. Just,

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The future is clear. It's happening now at BHP, a future resources company. To discover how, visit bhp.com slash better future. We posted the minivans vid, which is great. Yes. It's fun that you did all that without us on the road and it's great. Yeah. It was like, like I was hoping, well, not hoping, anticipating that we would have some jokes that we wrote together. And then it ended up just being

like, yeah, it was all you. Yeah. And I was like, that's fine. Um, so yeah, it went pretty well. Um, Scott loved it. Yeah. Scott, Scott, I love anybody that will send us any kind of feedback, but Scott live tweets us, basically. Yeah, yeah. He's like, just got to the suction part. Dude, the vacuum. Somebody sent us something on Ghostrunner's Instagram yesterday. I don't know if you saw it, of their whole family sitting around the living room

watching a Gene Schwartz video. It's pretty good yeah i saw that one dm where it's like i was listening ghost runners i go upstairs and my sisters listen to it they go downstairs like my parents listen or something like that it was like yeah three different members of the family were listening at the same time yeah without talking about it so so fun good for the whole family what's that what's that company that's their tagline fun for the whole food for the fun for the whole family sounds like a thing yeah maybe it's dave and buster's break me off a piece of that whole family yeah yeah i think that's it that's it it's cat food so yeah what's what's uh latest on the tours tour was fun it was a big stretch this week and it was so fun we went to uh milwaukee which is of course in wisconsin

yeah just like offering up like say whatever you want yeah go ahead and then next we went to joliet which their slogan is of course we're not romeo you like that one that was good that was really quick okay real quick as we stop here i want i want the ghosties to tell me genuinely honestly about this joke that i made yesterday that trey and jake just hated on i didn't hate on it i just was quiet i didn't say that is hating on it uh we were talking about what it was we're writing a video about city versus country and uh we were talking about like how city people when they go on vacation like to go to Turks and Caicos and I was like the country people like to

go hunting for turkeys and drink hot chocolate they call it turkeys and cocos and train are like yeah yeah I was like that's that's gold guys Turks and cocos turkeys and cocos

it's pretty funny. Right, guys? It ended up being Branson or Gatlinburg, I think. Yeah. Which are funny words to say. Also, fun behind the scenes for you. I believe that whenever... I haven't even filmed the country part of it yet.

It's going to be so good, though. But I believe I figured out today as I was eating an atomic fireball that if I put it down in my lip, it looks like I have dip. Oh, just throw one of those in so I'm gonna have I'm gonna be that guy that's perfect So if you ever see you're gonna be like how'd they do that not dip comic fireballs not dip That video is gonna be awesome train our time of the day. We feel very good about both videos We shot yesterday, especially you too. Yeah, we wrote two shots. Oh, yeah, you're right Holy cow, it's always a fast day and then today train I shot three wrote to getting after it. That's crazy

Oh, yeah, quick pause one of the video we shot three brand deals today DraftKings Candy Crush and Helzberg diamonds to you know, sometimes these brands are like hey if you're gonna use make a fireball video We'll send you like a little like shot class It says fireball on it. Diamond. This trade doesn't get to keep this. But for the sake of the video, they sent him a twenty five thousand dollar bracelet. Whoa.

And I got to see it. And I was like opening it up. I was like, this is great. It's just like a diamond on every little like stone that goes all the way around. And I had to like put it down. I don't even like I don't enjoy. I'm holding a new car. This is crazy. You just hold the new car

and just like walk around with it on your wrist or whatever. So I make that little comment. We start shooting the video. Trey's got the bracelet out. And then not even on purpose, while we're filming, he just drops it. Borderline like throws it. And like, when's the last time you've dropped anything?

How do you drop a $25,000 bracelet? Like it was still in its case. But truly, I just, I i'm like i can't even think of the last time something fell out of my hands and it's just like the most expensive thing so that was terrifying but everything was okay though everything was okay um yeah i guess i don't know yeah we're gonna send it back to him and hopefully it's all good but that's pretty crazy i remember whenever i bought uh katherine's ring like i bought the diamond separately and i just held it in my palm and like it was it wasn't very big but it's like a you know ten thousand dollar diamond yeah my hand

three-year salary oh yeah exactly I remember being the best man at wedding and having the ring in my pocket all day hated it all day they give at least like the afternoon into the into the night yeah dude that reminds me uh dim check you're the that's the wedding you're talking about yeah he messaged me the other day he's been messaging me he has all these connect it's crazy all the offers that we're both kind of getting yeah i i don't know i don't know what so he messed me was like hey last minute but would you be willing and interested yeah to go down to texas tech and speak to a sorority for an hour yeah they pay you 1500 and i'm like i don't know what i would speak about and then he's like it's about creating a bond yeah creating bond like a bond

in relationships i'm like an hour is too long i couldn't do it i talked about this on correct opinions but yeah i was like the the offer slowly got worse it was like do you want to um do some comedy in texas next weekend i was like that'd be perfect. I have no plans. And then it became, uh, it's for a sorority. I was like, Oh, that's scary. That scares the crap out of a 30 year old guy. I'll tell you that right now. And then, uh, I find out it's like an hour and a half. He talked her down to an hour for you. Cause it was originally, it was 90 minutes. I was like, okay, now I'm definitely not interested. And I was like, out of curiosity, when is it? He's like 9 30 AM. I was like, okay, I'm'm not so like i don't want to do comedy riveting yeah a bunch of college girls that don't want to be awake on a saturday morning yeah they have to

be there for the booze you know like and they're going to boo you like yeah i might get booze uh so yeah what did he text me the other day i don't even think i'm texting him back just because it's like it's these officers are amazing and it's like i wish i could um would you be available to do a zoom call on october 21st at 10 15 a.m um i won't say like the price because it's insane that i could get paid this for a zoom call but it's some startup company out of california 70 people just like zoom comedy for a startup oh comedy i mean i assume he's not wanting me to talk you know you don't know okay you guys ever heard of undodontist? Indodontist?

I'm not even sure if I'm pronouncing it correctly. I'm going to pray for you guys. I need to text it back. But yeah, it's crazy. Once you get in that pipeline of like public speaking, I think these offers are just so easy. I'm sure if you had the time to do it. Yeah. It'd just be brutal though.

And I almost would feel guilty. Like, let me give you some of this money back. Like, that's what I was like. I was like, I have no expertise in creating a bond. Just be yourself, I guess. Ionic, covalent. What are we talking? Yeah, right.

Yeah, I'll just read from a textbook the whole time. Yeah. Let's get into stocks and bonds. FDIC, more like G-O-D. You guys have listened to my podcast. That's right. Glorifying God. Yeah.

Through the bond game. Let's talk barry bonds yep pirates mccovey cove should he be in the hall of fame i think so i mean he still had he still had to hear all those coordination you know here ma'am take some steroids right now i'm gonna throw 98 mile per hour fastball you see what happens if you can hit it let's create a bond that way jeff kent didn't do it he couldn't do it yeah okay yeah buster posey rafael palmero kinda kinda but kind of went off his rocker afterwards though yeah oh john rocker sure that guy level-headed yeah normal i wonder what he's up to um yeah anyway back on the uh i had a little piggyback

too when it comes to weddings uh garrett gibson is back in town yes texted me and it's like dude i'm back let's hang out oh you know what he said he said is there any openings any basketball league coming up and i was like so he's like back in town back in back down back down oh i thought he was like he moved over to the turkeys and cocos yeah wherever uh he's back back back kind of like momentarily i was like do you want to live in my basement there'll be like four other dudes he's like i don't he's married yeah butarily. I was like, do you want to live in my basement? There'll be like four other dudes. He's like, I don't know. He's married. Yeah. But anyway, I was like, try to figure out a time to hang with him. He's like, I got Nolan's wedding on Saturday.

I was like, Nolan. Wait, Nolan. Like, OK, hold on. Nolan, the guy that like was my best friend in college. Is what you're saying. Oh, no, not. We're not that tight. But I jog this memory.

I was like, wait, a few months ago, Nolan asked me for my address that had to have been about his wedding i never got anything in the mail so then i have to now i'm like awkwardly like hey nolan it sounds like your wedding's this saturday um i don't know if i was supposed to get invited totally cool if not maybe you just no pressure you work for the census or something you just want to know where i live but if i was supposed to be invited and it's not too stressful, I will come. I will come. I will dance. I will get you a gift.

You know, like I will be a full on wedding participant if I'm invited. It was kind of an awkward thing. And he's like, dude, yeah, of course. Honestly, I feel bad for him. He's like, dude, something happened. Our invites. A lot of people said they didn't get them. Oh, really?

Oh, so you need me now. Yeah. I got a plus five. Right. Yeah. Right. I can have some people there. OK, so that's good. Go to a wedding in a couple of me now. Yeah, I got a plus five, right? Yeah, right. I can have some people there Okay, so that's good. Go to a wedding in a couple days now. Okay, I didn't know about till yesterday Wow kind of fun kind of fun. That'll be fun to just go to a wedding. I haven't been to a wedding in a while

Yeah, I would Hubert's yeah you you're on a tri streak. I'm doing solid, but every two months I guess I'm kind of past that age where like I have a lot of friends that are getting married I think so past the age of just caring about it. I just. No, it doesn't do it for me. I care. We're going to a wedding in December in Austin, Texas. So if anybody wants to come.

Hey, that's all the information I know. Keep a good eye on Catherine Spurce. Oh, that's right. Austin will eat it up. Yeah, they will. It'll be tough flying home. Yeah. OK, I think we were at Joliet.

Romeo. Romeo and Juliet. I got a little off topic okay so milwaukee wow turks and cocoa okay so milwaukee was in wisconsin juliet was not romeo i'm not romeo next we have uh cleveland cleveland i hardly know her that's really funny and then next we have buffalo new york buffalo new york named after the bills and then there's reading reading pennsylvania reading railroad reading railroad yeah that's a little tough for me to say ready railroad that's right brent

it actually was named after though did you know that i learned it it's named after the reading railroad like from monopoly all that or like monopoly was named after i was gonna say i don't think it's sorry yeah yeah there was a thing called the reading railroad yeah and then other things were named after that and they're all called reading except for the city which everyone is kind of just mispronouncing like really yeah it's called reading but not it's not supposed to be its origins are reading so if you were really like wise you would call it reading and everyone would be like it's reading and you were like actually idiots you're wrong actually yeah you got it and it's not a house this time it's a mispronunciation that's right anyway so this is the cities i went

to and they were so fun like came off the stage in milwaukee being like that was my favorite one yet that was so fun did you run or did you walkie i'm starting to not sprint out there but i'm it's still like i'm ready to be doing this i'm ready to like i'm on the hop a little bit have you ever thought about um um phantom slip and sliding like there's no water but you just slide down like a basketball move where i kind of don't get all the way down like i take a basketball out there and do the slip out there yeah i've thought about that slip and slide that's like the nba street move yeah it's so great alan irison pulled it out in the game it was nice um no but milwaukee was so fun um turns out they're big jeffrey dahmer fans in milwaukee that was where he like did his stuff oh isaac just texted us. Do we want anything from Sonic? No.

No, thank you. You got it. You could say no, thank you. So, like, our Uber driver is like, yeah, if you want to see you or Dahmer, put that girl in a fridge. There's a museum over there. It's inside of the hotel.

He had two fridges in the back. I like that you all caps no thank you to Isaac. No, thank you. So, I threw in a bunch of Jeffrey Dahmer jokes. Those were hitting hard. That was fun. I don't know. I don't know anything about Jeffrey Dahmer, except for that. He did bad things.

And was he cannibal? Yeah. OK. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Did something with the fridge. There is a there's a country part of Milwaukee just outside of it called Cudahy, which I

thought was pretty hilarious because it's already like a country sentence. Cudahy. You know, like, where is it next to milk a cow or whatever yeah um that night when we called a woman up on stage she had such a wisconsin accent so then trey and i just laid into her like oh don't you know up here on this stage oh throughout some making a murderer references people loved it okay that was fine and then the very next night in joliet i probably should have done more research going into this like let's just make sure there is a prison here. But I remember from prison break,

Michael Scofield was locked up in Joliet, like this huge state penitentiary. Yeah. So I go up there, I was like, so fired up to be here in Joliet. You know, I've always wanted to see the prison. And it just got a massive applause. Like, oh, thank God.

Okay, okay. So I nailed it. I was like, actually, it wasn't even positive. I just seen prison break. And then everyone like applauded. I was like, we got a lot of prison break fans in the house. Well, I mean, how many, you know, shows are based in joliet yeah so i was like i just didn't expect that because i was getting the vibe that no one lives in joliet

it'd be like us doing a show here in leavenworth it's like we've all heard of it yeah there's a prison there but no one lives there yeah um anyway so it was just kind of fun just like every night just finding those things that make it special to make it different to make people in the audience feel like uh this is a different is a unique show for them too. Yeah. I think it'd be so fun if, yeah, if I had an accent or anything and people tried to impersonate that accent, like you're saying,

like, like, especially like, like anytime I see, you ever see like non American people do an American accent. It's fun. I think it's so funny. Yeah.

It's awesome. Like when I was in England, like they would like try to do like different. Hey bro. Yeah. You know, it's like slightly off. All right,

y'all like all this stuff. And it was amazing so i'm all about that yeah it's a great idea uh let's keep going through them cleveland which podcast we came up with this joke the middle east i was like yeah yeah i'm gonna go for it i'm gonna go for it on stage and see how it goes and it went great it was so fun and so i even ended my both sets in cleveland like i would open with like we're so pumped to be here in cleveland for meeting a couple of guys it seems like you don't want to be called the north you think you're midwest but geographically i mean i feel like we're in the middle east do we not does it not feel like you know and that would get some laughs it's like i don't care what

anyone says it's so it's so great you know yeah and then when my set was over i was like thank you guys i love the middle east it's awesome here you know and so love that a bunch of people after the show were like love the middle east i've never thought of that i love that so that was cool um dude maybe we should just make a shirt that has ohio and just put the middle east on it that i only sell at ohio shows no just online i see what you're saying go start life yeah that's a good url yeah that is great url um charl or sorry, Cleveland. I think I got my biggest, uh, laugh ever. It was so fun. Okay.

It was borderline inappropriate, but I think this guy that'll do it a lot of times. Yeah. And it was like improvised. It was, I was doing crowd work and this guy, um, worked at, he was giving me nothing, which is no surprise. Cause he worked in it. Just one word answers. What do you do?

I T. Okay. Uh, you know, whatever. He's, he's a boba maker he's he says it it i make the t yeah i did it it and kakos and anyway i am kind of like building this whole like joke set up all this stuff was your wife do this ended up we said some things that involved the word hard drive okay in a you know any window sense and uh it was really fun got a huge laugh it was so fun

um i feel like maybe those those things would get even better laughs at trey kennedy type shows because the audience is a little bit cleaner like you make that joke at like an open mic night people are like okay good one bro like we've heard we've heard 15 other things that are way cruder than that yeah i think that's very on point yeah we had some celebrity sightings at the cleveland show lebron james akron's finest lebron james was there cleveland i hardly know her you get on stage at his famous line uh baker mayfield you're gonna have to shoot a little lower um the black girl from room of titans perfect yeah but slightly adjacent uh the guy who does the voice in the general insurance commercials that's awesome yeah no way for a great little right you would get online so he just how

did he how did he segue into that like well his very proud wife just comes up and tells trey hey you know what my husband does trey's like no he's the voice of the general and that's all he does yeah trey's like oh nice she's like do it honey so did he oh yeah he busted out he seems like not embarrassed at all that his wife is making him do this he seems like he loves it like like he's like kind of nudging her forward to tell Trey, tell him I do the thing and I'll do it. Tell him I'll do it. I,

I, I warmed up my voice. I'll do it. I had honey earlier. Yeah. In the, in the stall. I was going for it.

Right. Right. So he did it. And Trey's like, yeah, I mean that, that's it. I believe I get,

maybe that's a prank that we started doing. Dude, you know who this guy is. This is the guy is this is the guy this is the guy that does the ea sports thing yeah he does do it do it ea sports it's in the game you hear it's been doing since he was seven years old yeah i don't know he took hormone pills look at barry bonds i talked to texas tech about it 9 a.m yeah oh that's funny yeah what else can we like who else is like a famous voice i don't know dude um the ea sports guy is great uh oh this is the the um

hold on what's it called the uh it's my money and i want it now guy this is him he's the one who does that you know what i'm talking about no really no idea huh i mean i think it's my money and i want it now and i want it now i kind of i guess that's a girl who says it like in the window that's what you that's what they want you to think but that's a it's a voice actor i i dub it over dude you know what i've i've had like a poultry of the week towards um the new mcdonald's commercials okay where uh like you know how like mcdonald's goes i'm loving it there's like these new ones where this guy like kind of like like has like this song sultry like have you ever heard that it's so weird you don't like it says he's like

i don't know it just bothers me it's a little too quiet yeah you don't you you gotta recognize it okay look it up sometime or or watch football on Sunday sometime. Watch football sometime. Not in a bar, you know, where you can't hear things, but. It is great. We watch this bar like right outside of Philly, not right outside of Philly, but in the Philly area. And Trey and Alan both have Jalen Hurts on their fantasy team.

So, I mean, they're high five and everyone ride along with them. They think that they're just massive Eagles fans. Like we really, we cheer against rushing touchdowns here. Actually, I don't, I'm not an Eagles fan or Jalen Hurts fan. So the general was there. General voice was there. Also. Also,

he got more. Just from one show. The bachelorette in 2005 was there. The, oh wow. Like the girl. Wow. And I didn't even know it.

Trey told me that. He's like, dude, you, you took a picture with the bachelorette in 05. I was like, did I? 2005.

I bet I hover handed her. So good. I'm glad I was respectful. You Keanu'd that thing. Yeah, I did. Wow. So yeah, I've hover handed the bachelorette in 05. I was like, did I? 2005. I bet I hover handed her. So good. I'm glad I was respectful. You Keanu'd that thing. Yeah, I did. Wow. So yeah, I've hover handed a bachelorette officially. We have a picture together.

2005. I know it's been going on for a long time, but. That's a while. Yeah. Yeah. How did she look? Okay. For me, that's.

I don't even remember. Oh yeah. I don't even know who it was. That's 16 years ago. Yeah. So like she's in her forties now. Yeah, probably. Yeah.

Wow. Not that you can't be beautiful in your forties. You can. I think you're. Yeah. I even know who it was. That's 16 years ago. Yeah. Like she's in her 40s now. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Wow. Not that you can't be beautiful in your 40s. You can. I think you're. Yeah. I've seen my mom's very beautiful. She is in her 49, I think so. Yeah.

Just there still. Mm hmm. Next is Buffalo named after the Bills, I think you said. Yeah. Which go ahead. This would have been such a great podcast story. But I was like, I got to put this on my Instagram. Still tell it in the podcast story. on this episode okay uh yeah i put this on a

story but basically and i was listening back to last week's episode and i forgot that i said this yes it is it did you know erase my mind i was like maybe i should say something about the bills or maybe i probably should say anything about the chiefs i think it's what i said last episode anyway i'm doing my set it's the very end of it and i'm like i don't know how they do things up in new york but in kansas city where where we live and right as soon as i say that this girl in the audience just goes whoa and i couldn't help it you know just like i'm taking it back like whoa we have someone of kansas city in the audience i go oh go chiefs which is what i would say anywhere right i'm just like it's a fun thing to say because the chiefs are good right kind of you

know so go chiefs and as chiefs is coming out of my mouth it like i recognize that it's a fun thing to say because the chiefs are good right kind of you know so go chiefs and as chiefs is coming out of my mouth it like i recognize that it's a bad idea but it was too late and they i mean this audience turned on me so fast i mean playfully but it was just like a oh you know it wasn't quite booing it was just like angrily yelling kind of just like oh no whatever and it's all just playing it up i'm acting you know just like i've said the worst thing possible so embarrassed i'm kind of like i'm like genuinely laughing too that i said this and i'm explaining it to them it was like you know i knew that was not a good idea and i was like guys hey listen you know i'm like trying to settle them down and i was like i will jump on a table right now for you and then it was just like which you know

you kind of got no football bills mafia culture whatever but um, whatever. But then it was just uproar. It was like, they're back. They still like me. It was so fun. That was one of the loudest things I've ever heard. It was weird. It felt like I was almost back at Canacuck

where it's like, now I think I can just say certain words and they're just going to love me. So then I just doubled down. I go, look, I'll be honest. I have Josh Allen on my fantasy team. And then another huge. Oh, it's like,

should I just keep going? This is the next five minutes. Just talk about Stefan Diggs. Stefan Diggs is great. Yeah. I don't think OJ did it. Yeah. Like how far back do I go? Right.

Jim Kelly. Bill Morsell is a saint. How did Jim Kelly not ever win one? Right? Oh dude. I wish you would have just like leaned into it so much and just been the heel. Like, like what?

Be like, Oh, sorry. Just, I know you guys are upset but just curious would you be as upset if the chiefs didn't beat you and then when the super bowl last year if we didn't knock you out of the playoffs would you start this reaction right what if we weren't playing you tomorrow night in prime time yeah is that what it is

like how would you like it's okay because we have the you guys have like the second best quarterback in the league but we have the best how does that make you does that frustrate you is that better yeah am i making it better oh man so that was just so fun it made that show very unique that'll be a show i don't forget for a long time um just because it was like to go from booed to applauded and you know 20 seconds it was just such a night and day it was so funny um after the show i'm going out there and i almost didn't go out in the lobby that night just because it was a very small lobby and we Had a double header that night. It's like the ushers always yell at me when I'm out in the lobby

They don't seem to like every city have been to it's always like and I guess they have a job to do too But I don't know I would like a little more like Acknowledgement of like you did a great job tonight and these people want to meet you take as much time as you want I've not heard that yet So it's kind of just like is this done the specific for the double headers or is it like always some always double headers sometimes even just i think they're ready to be done for the night and they just kind of shoo me out of there so i guess i can kind of see either side of it but anyways like maybe i shouldn't go out there it's going to cause like a nuisance but i was like i'm gonna go and i'm so glad i did this woman comes up to me she's in a

crew of like five or six moms mom's night out, Hey, I would normally never say this to anyone. She was like, Oh, what a great preface. Uh, what? She's like, you can ask my friends. Like I would never just come up and tell someone this,

but I feel like you need to know what my husband does for a living. He is the head coach of the Buffalo bills. He's Sean McDermott. And I was like, no way. Unbelievable. The one show where this is ever going to happen. Yeah.

The one show where it's like the perfect city for this to happen, the head coach. And you came to the early show, you know, there were two options. You came to the right one and just, you were, you were an NFL head coach's wife. There's only 32 of you in the world. And I met one of you. She's like royalty in Buffalo. I'm sure. Like, and that's the thing. Yeah. Cause I was like, can we make an Instagram story right now? This is amazing. She's like, yes, I will have to keep my mask on. And I would say, I was like, Oh, that makes it, you're like a public figure here. Like they need to see you with your mask on. She's like, yeah, you know.

Yeah, like I was explaining to Catherine after you posted that Instagram story. I was like, it'd be like Andy Reid's wife, but like Buffalo is even smaller of a market, I think, than Kansas City. And they love their team. And they only have the Bills. They know their sports, know their anything.

And Sean McDermott, like the Bills have been really bad, like all our lives. Until he got here. Until Sean McDermott got there. He won national coach bad, like all our lives. Until he got here. Until Sean McDermott got there. He won national coach of the year, I think last year for the NFL. Yeah. Like he's a huge deal. And he's like young, like you would recognize his wife.

Like everyone knows, you know, like a wife at her whatever, 40s probably. Yeah, it's crazy. And so it was like, we got to make an Instagram story. We did that whole thing. And it was fun. And then like the night after the game like the next night she was dming me so i think we're friends now that's awesome i think we're friends that's awesome she was talking some trash and i she should have yeah i was like yeah

trant it was such an interesting sentence to type out i literally typed out tell your husband he did a great job coaching tonight or something that was like i can't believe i'm like sending affirmation the way you know towards yeah the guy who coached against patrick mahomes tonight this is a weird sentence do you feel like i don't believe in curses but do you feel like you kind of curse the chiefs by saying let's go buffalo i in the night before i was in lake erie of course i think so spooky time yeah uh so that was really fun also that show uh during the meet and greet that trey did with the vips he saw his first proposal happen in a vip meet and greet that trey did with the vips he saw his first proposal happen in a vip meet and greet what's this guy so probably around the same time that a woman is telling me

look i never say this a guy is telling trey you mind if i do something real quick trey's like uh that's how he prefaced it yeah he's like hey trey you mind if i do something real quick he's like pulling something out of his pocket like i, I don't know what that means. So anyway, he's wearing a Bill's hoodie. Drops down right there. Proposes no ring. So in the midst of him proposing like, hey, I want to love you for the rest of my life. That's one promise he's making.

He's additionally he's he's compounding his promises by saying, I will have a ring for you as well. You know, I'm good for it. Trey, give me the Helzberg. Give me the Helzberg. Just as a placeholder. Give me the diamond. Give me the box. So he didn't have. What?

He didn't have the ring? He made two promises that night. One was like, babe, I'm good for you. I will get you the ring. And two, I will love you for the rest of my life. I would like to marry you. I don't know how I feel about it. Because at one point I'm like, hey, good for you for going for it, man.

But surely you could get a ring it doesn't have to be like the nicest ring ever just just have something let's put the money on the v2 vip tickets i guess true maybe um that's so did you see it as well no no separately i also wrote down help me interpret this brad i truly i've been looking at it for the past few minutes i don't know what this means so at the end of all these things i jotted down i wrote come to second show right after this did somebody go to two shows oh yeah you nailed it dang it that's good yeah one guy was like dude excited to see you guys again i was like yeah i don't know when we'll be back he's like no that's that show like right now he's like yeah or he's like oh why yeah yeah so he just saw the same exact thing i thought

that was very strange of him did you feel a little self-conscious for that one guy because i think i would have yeah and a little bit of like there's one guy in here that knows exactly what i'm gonna say i hope he doesn't ruin it it's gonna look like i'm being spontaneous by saying this but really like i said the exact same thing last time i didn't say good chief so he got a pretty different show okay that was a pretty disruptive but um that there was like there were campers at canna cook that would go for four weeks but oh yeah like two weeks at a time you're gonna do the same thing you're gonna know the party like you're gonna know that we stole all the balls from camp and then we get it back don't worry guys we'll get the blob back don't I have a funny feeling about this look at the blob back that's

so true you gotta have a party where the blob gets stolen yeah that's a classic the blob's gone oh no um okay last show and then i'll get done yeah i'm excited but reading was unreal i i think i texted you afterwards yeah um because we were already texting about something i don't know what we were already talking about but nfl football i think was it oh yeah that was so funny i guess i can't really talk about it but we're talking about oh never mind someday on a patreon video we'll talk about it, but we're talking about, oh, nevermind. Someday on a Patreon video, we'll talk about it.

Our string of texts were still like something that I'm pretty excited about, like in my private life. And then I hadn't texted you back yet. And your next text was like, man, I miss Kareem. I was thinking back of that. It was just pretty funny. I do.

But then. You're so good. I texted you afterwards and I was like, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. Yes, Kareem Hunt was amazing. I loved watching 2018 highlights. Also, I just had the set of my life.

It was so fun. And it worked out that there were so many Ghost Hunters fans in the audience. I think they have a very inflated view of how good I am at comedy because it was just by far the best. And what made it the best was just like, it was sold out. You know, it's a good theater. So it's obviously going to be loud. But the people I talked about or that I talked to in the front row oh peter's calling me

shall we yeah also see his name yeah taylor swift that was for an instagram post six years ago haven't changed it peter hey how's it going good brad and i are recording a podcast right now and you're our special guests oh i can I can't wait. This is fun. Um, speaking of podcasts with you, I like to play golf tomorrow with me and Bo Merrill. Speaking of podcasts, uh, Trey and I, I'm going to Trey's house at noon. What time are you guys? That is our tea time.

No early morning, huh? Can't fall on Trey. No. Oh, dang it. He's more of a mid, midday golfer. it um okay well yeah sadly that's really poor timing but thanks for asking me i love that bo still wants to play with me even though i mean he is so much incredibly better than i am so that's really nice it's a big compliment um do you think any of your viewers would like to play yeah too bad unless we upload this asap yeah um i don't know but good luck okay gotcha and i'll text you about golfing maybe this weekend

or something sometime we can make some plans perfect all right hey thanks anyway dude bye peter we'll talk to you later. See you later. Here's a fun story real quick about Bo Merrill. He visited our church the other day. Didn't even know he was going to be there. Cool. I hear him go, Brad Ellis. And I was like, dude, what's up?

And I was talking to him and he gave you a very high compliment. Oh, he said he golfed with you and Peter the other day. So Bo played golf in college. Division one. Division one. Maybe not. I don't think so. Urgent A, urgent B, urgency. Maybe division one, double A not i don't think so urgent a urgent b urgency which one division one vision one double a whatever he was at pit state

ah that is division two is still really good still urgent be a great division in my double a conference very good golfer and he just looks like a golfer you know he's very good carries himself like a golfer yeah um he said he said i can't believe jake's only been playing three months that is the best I've ever seen somebody after only playing for three months. Let's go, Bo Merrill. That's a great compliment. Dude, that lifts me up.

Yeah. That fires me up. That is now the third most exciting thing in my life. House just went down to four. Urgent D. Urgent D. That's wedding night is what that is. Yep.

That is what, hopefully my fiance's in that position. That position. No, not like that. Well, hey. Maybe. Just screaming maybe um dang that's really nice oh that's awesome yeah people have been so nice to me quick pause on the writing like not just like quantity of compliments but i've really enjoyed you guys know big words of

afgai just like i am loving any like specific thing you have to say about like my set or anything it just means like even if it's like no one's really done this but i would even welcome constructive criticism i'm just so new at this that i'm like anything anything you have anything specific i will take it but um there's multiple people uh who've been like dude i can tell that like trey maybe likes this comedian and like lucas i could tell he's like a john mulaney fan but you just you seem like you had like your own like original voice up there you seem like you were just being yourself like thank you that's so awesome it's not necessarily that intentional i think it's just like out of one a lack of interest in comedian i just don't watch that

many comedians i have no one to really be inspired by and two just like yeah i guess i am trying to just be myself so that's been a really cool compliment to hear and um i think i had more to say about that but i don't remember what the other thing was just people are being so nice and it's just it's crazy they get to do this like i was having this revelation the other day i was like i'm doing basically what a what a teacher does every day but there's just like people are appreciating what there's way more people in my classroom and they're so appreciative afterwards teachers have to do this you know they're like crack at jokes you know for time they're like giving what the audience gives them or whatever and you know they got 20 kids

who like may or at the end of the year they might be like that oh you were good all right have a good summer yeah you too so um i'm glad they're being nice to you anyway yeah just everyone's so nice thank you for being nice but um is anybody said everybody clap their hands yet? No. OK, good. They better not. Don't even remind them. Good.

No, no. Oh, it's just making sure no one has. I'm reminding them not to. What do you mean? Guys, you mean say it again? Make sure they make sure no one says everybody clap their hands. Is there a certain spot that like would be the worst spot to do it in? Any part.

Any part. OK, so not right when he walks out not again two minutes into it not 10 minutes into it not when he pauses to say anyway uh no no time would be good for everybody no time right there would be no good time okay i think good just making sure no one's done it yet thanks for reminding me sure that no one has done everybody clap your hands yet because me. Just making sure that no one has done. Everybody clap your hands yet. Cause I don't think the rest of the crowd would get into it ever. Like they would never respond. Instinctively clap as well. You would look weird. Like you wouldn't look like a hero in that situation.

You'd look like a fool. Okay. So now I got to have something prepared. Like, all right, if someone does say that, I got to be able to just roast them. I got to have some,

just bury them. Okay. I'll wrap this up. What made the writing show so great. No one's going to though. No one's going to, no one's going to do do it because we're telling them not to need to be worried about i don't know why why you would unless you're just super disobedient and like think that you would be funny but unless you want to upstage like a new comedian

that has no uh prior you know influences like he's just himself he's original and also no prior hecklers and would have little to no idea what to do in that situation with anyone disrupting his show. So yeah, I should be fine. I'll be fine. Okay, ready.

What made the writing show so great or what makes shows different from night to night is typically the improvised stuff, the stuff that I can't plan, the stuff that like the go chiefs or just the crowd work I do. And this was so great.

And I feel like it taught me a valuable lesson. Just like, I need to get so, I should be getting, gathering more information from the audience because I can use it. Like all I'm doing is gathering ammunition that I can use later. And it was just so fun.

I mean, right away, I was like, what's your name, sir? Front row. He said, Rich. I was like, that makes sense. You're sitting in the front row. Classic. That was just such an easy joke right off the bat. Yeah. What's your wife's name? Wealth row. He said, rich. I was like, that makes sense. You're sitting in the front row closet.

That was just such an easy joke right off the bat. Yeah. What's your wife's name? Wealthy. You know, just two jokes. Bam, bam. Right there. And then I'm asking him what he does for a living.

There's a joke there. I ask him, who are you here with? Or why are you guys here? He says, I forgot her birthday. That's kind of funny. The whole crowd is like, you know, oh, OK, good for you. You know, whatever. So I'm getting all this information out of him.

Not even that much. But his wife's name was Paige. So he really only gave me like four answers, but each one of those, as I'm doing my set, it felt like I was on like some drug or something. I was able to like think through like something very like punny and clever while doing my set. Like I cannot wait to say this because I can use Paige, like Paige in a book as a pun. Right. When I get to this joke later, that's already talking about ending up with a woman like it was just like this is gonna be so great and I pulled that off and using his name I'm in the middle of one joke

I'm like oh I could it's normally I do anniversary I could do birthday for this that way I bring it back to Rich's wife again there's like five or six instances of like this never happens in a show and I'm just like calling back to this guy and I know it probably sounds like i'm bragging to myself right now but no one else is there to talk about us i'm just trying to tell you objectively what happened it was just so fun and i came away from that night being like i think i can do this for the rest of my life i am so confident right now and i know i know a year from now i'll be like jake you knew nothing yeah sure you don't know what you're doing i can't believe you said that on a stage but right now it's like you're always gonna think that though like everyone's gonna think that for the rest of

their life that like dude you didn't know anything back then now you know something and then a year later you're gonna be like you didn't know anything now you know something yeah so so trying to be self-aware of that and have the perspective of it but man reading was awesome and such a line of people to see me afterwards like i think this is a testament i think i crushed it to mind everyone it seems like everyone in here wants to take a picture of me afterwards so many goes i bet i took pictures with 15 20 people on ghost runners merch that night yeah so awesome there was a bunch of pictures on instagram our pennsylvania girls who came to the basketball game yeah they all came there all wearing pretty much the same thing like

a gr casey shirt all different colors jean jackets jeans i was like look at you guys like we planned the shirts didn't plan the other parts they were matching didn't know it oh they were really matching yeah um they were like oh this is my i think it was michelle she's like oh by the way this is my brother back behind us and there's there's been this guy just sitting on the steps with an eye patch for the past 10 minutes i patch i patch yeah i was like oh that's the guy who's sitting on the steps with an eye patch nice to meet you yeah so how are you he kept his distance but it was nice to meet him okay um i have something to say real quick yeah i think that uh the reason that you did such a good job with that ready one or, you

know, whatever, like as this goes on, I think you're gonna have a lot more stories like that one because you've prepared so much, like you knew your set so well that you were able to think twice. Like you were able to do twice. Like, it's like one of those things where it's like, you are able to improvise because you put in the work at the front, front end. Like, exactly. You know, and that didn't register with me until after that show.

It's like, I think, yeah, I'm in a position where I know my material well enough where I should gather more information. That way I can interject it. Right. Like that, that first part is just like muscle memory, almost like brain, brain memory or whatever. And then the rest of it's just like, but I can be thinking of two things at once. Like, yeah, yeah.

You know, that's, that's awesome. Yeah. Thanks. Hopefully it's going to happen more and more now that like you're repeating the same set over and over again. Yeah. It's like that's old hat. But while I'm doing that, let me let me look around and let me try to find somebody else

that would be good to pick on or, you know. Yeah. So exactly. That's awesome. At the same time, though, I came away from that show. So. Just like motivated like this whole like last stretch of shows. So like I went through my entire

set like wrote it all out and gave myself like scores like b plus b like the laughs it's getting and anything like below a certain level is like i gotta improve this so um i love it i'm just so excited because we got kansas city shows coming up we got springfield shows coming up like i want to just better and better and better every time and so um yeah now, yeah, now I'm so excited. I'd like, I have like all these new jokes now, like just from last week to this week, I'm like, I cannot wait to get to Iowa city for the first puberty versus second puberty

bit that I just wrote. Um, that's awesome. Yeah. Thanks. I think, yeah, I would be the same way.

Like never, you know, whenever, ever stop improving it, like, okay. Like, I don't want to just become complacent.

I'm like, yeah, that joke's not that good, but helps. But that's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. And it makes it more fun if it's like i gotta be a little nervous tonight because i'm trying out something new i gotta be i gotta care you know but but if you try a few things that are new and you have an a plus and a plus sandwiched in there it's like i'm fine with the one new thing because those other things will carry it just in case

yeah so it's just so fun dude it's just crazy so we got iowa city we got iowa city we got lincoln we got kansas city memphis springfield well that that's gonna be a it's hot hot show i think no double headers i think it's all just one show and yeah kansas city and springfield's gonna be nuts yeah it is it's gonna be i can't wait did you secure a ticket how were you i still got no i i i think i secured a ticket it's just a matter of which ticket i would like to secure there i have a few different options oh cool trey's told me multiple times that i can get tickets from him oh right on and so but i also have those front row that front row option and i don't know i don't know which one to do you know what i mean so what would be the alter like if you don't choose the front row option would sammy just sell them i don't know i i haven't i haven't talked to uh specifically with him gotcha okay um yeah yeah so just excited every

night i i'm i'm just in love with the variety that every day brings i think you know this like i love change anyway so yeah we get up a new city every day it's so fun right new snacks i don't know cream pies this time oh oh um is everyone else starting to like it more? Like they are starting to like it a little bit more. Yeah. I think, you know, if I told I was telling Alan this, I was like, it's shocking. On one end, I'm sleeping better.

I think I mentioned that last week. But on the other end, I think any of my friends back home would be shocked if I told them I was like, you know, surprisingly, my eating habits have gotten worse. Like, really? How is that? How is that possible? But they are worse. But it's great. surprisingly my eating habits have gotten worse like really how is that how is that possible but

they are worse uh but it's great and how often are you like in the main area of the bus that's not the sleeping cabin and do you have specific seats that everyone sits uh i've seen you know yeah i've always sat on the right side of the bus okay what and what side is that like what's on the right side i don't nothing that's i don't know i mean like like a couch yeah because there's are there on both sides have couches i don't know why i've always been on that side but um even if there's no one else there you always go there yeah i now that you mentioned that i've just always sat on that side by right side you mean driver's side shotgun side shotgun side shotgun side okay um so yeah that's fun i uh dang i was just about to say something else i don't

know but like oatmeal cream pie what was it i don't oh i know it was i'm never really in that area though i was sending our editor justin a voice memo i was like sorry i haven't gotten back to you in a while like i feel like i'm never sitting down i'm either standing or laying down like this whole like the whole week it's like stand or lay down there's no like sitting down it's weird i'm rarely ever on a computer or doing anything yeah like i know that originally you and trey were like well i guess you did film that one thing in cleveland i was standing up but like beyond that i know you guys were like yeah we might have time to write some stuff or to film some stuff like do you feel like most of the time you're just relaxing or not relaxing but like yeah i've been filling my time

with golf quite a bit so there's like four hours right there maybe more so i just like woke up golfed get back sound check now the show is here you know it's like there's not that much like time is there like if you didn't golf would you just be hanging out in your bus all day i don't know what i'd be doing i'd be walking around i don't know he went to niagara falls one day with katie okay he's like you guys can come if you want i was like oh maybe have you ever been no i don't know. He went to Niagara Falls one day with Katie. Okay. He was like, you guys can come if you want. I was like, oh, maybe. Have you ever been? No.

I don't think I would like to go sometime. I've seen a water faucet. I'm kind of familiar with how water runs down. No, I'm sure I would like Niagara Falls, but I did not want to go. Cool. Anyway, I have another voicemail from Isaac. Okay. Let's see if this one's better.

Oh, not to mention the email says, for you i guess oh yes please you're trying to golf on wednesday for free come on dude this is awesome we're gonna do this at can city country club uh indian hills country club uh mission hills country, maybe see Patrick Mahomes, maybe see Patrick Mahomes, Brookridge Country Club, all the country clubs, all of them. You got country clubs? We're playing there for free. Free view round.

All right. Looks like you're golfing next week. He's going to get on the blacklist. Yeah. This man is a pervert with golf. Oh, man. Okay. Well, that was fun. sorry about your voicemail from katherine yeah it wasn't even like kind of like playful at the end basically katherine just was like hey you need to move all this stuff from the garage because it's taking up

too much space some stuff is i'm annoyed with it i was like okay love you um sorry i forgot a few quick things that made redding special so many ghosts he's won uh jason romell he's in our guillotine league got to meet him yeah he had kind of a funny story he said he's like i know you have trouble pronouncing rural it was the word that got me out in the spelling bee when i was like in grade school okay he's like an interesting enough like the proctor couldn't say it and i was like that's like a funny sketch where it's like you're asking someone to spell a word and like he's in a sentence you're like i i'd rather i'd rather i can we not let's just why don't we all just skip and we're all good with skipping this word it's kind of tricky to spell anyway it's a great sketch

like we're just a shire anywhere that's like refrigerator whipper will whip you know like anywhere or just like there's a girl who has a lisp who's like proctoring the spelling bee and she can't speak i was like that's a pretty good sketch like the guy couldn't say rural as you were trying to spell it so it's funny he also uh gave us chief socks and i forgot they're in my room right now oh cool we got socks we we two pairs or just one each or four total wow yeah sweet um i met a guy named alex big ghost runners fan uh was wearing our uh like a hoodie that just said grkc in the corner and i was like dude i haven't seen that one person that looks crazy soft. He said it is crazy soft I said which one is it cuz I want to order that one for myself was like the light tan one Yes, light tan like some sort of fleece. Yeah, those ones are sweet. I order those

I'm not even just saying that like it looks so soft like I gotta get that's like literally exactly what I want to order cool I don't have a hoodie in that color yet. So perfect ideal and then one last thing I My VIP earned sorry my meet and greet lasted like 30 minutes longer than trace it was awesome also i just love talking to people so it's like i've tried to go through this line quick but like why would i not have a four minute conversation with you about something going on in your life yeah of course anyway so trey text me he's like hey if you're still in the theater if there's a book on stage can you grab it i was like what in the world does that mean whatever so i go grab it i got all my stuff also my almost jam suitcase uh broke so now i

really got it you know between the because of the jam you think it somehow broke the handle yeah it was the weirdest thing yeah the handle broke off so i'm gonna have to get new anyway i'm sorry but uh i go get the book on stage i'm like i don't know what this is the woman who we happen to call out of everyone there 1200 1200 people, whatever. The woman we call up to sing to was also in Trey's VIP meet and greet. She happened to have written a book that Trey is in. And she brought Trey the book.

Really? And then Trey forgot it on stage. So I go, I snag it. I don't even know what it means. I bring it to the bus and everyone on the bus is like, yeah, you got the book. And I was like, what in the world is going on? And so we start flipping through it. and this book is about this woman's

like i guess she got covid it got pretty sick with covid it got pretty scary but then i think each chapter of the book is like either something that got her through covid slash just like things that were going on okay because trey was talked to between the chapters i think one was kane brown and the other i think he's a country music artist okay i think no i believe i mean i just wouldn't know who that was and then the other chapter right after him was ellen degeneres so he's like we beat ellen um maybe he's not country whatever he's a singer-songwriter okay um so he's in there but also like one of the chapters so yeah one of the chapters is called trey kennedy it's like this is hilarious to just see it he's got a whole chapter dedicated to him one of the other chapters was called race

which just like like nascar every sunday yep it got her through and uh that was interesting i don't know if barbara really had the means to tackle that subject but she white she oh yeah okay um but it was great it was like the woman we called up and sang to uh wrote a book about trey small world it was awesome okay so i think that's called up and sang to wrote a book about Trey small world it was awesome okay so I think that's everything I'm done

I'll shut up now you got the book that's good Trey has the book that's every night just something every night you know that something unique

is gonna happen and it's like this is so memorable and trying to take diligent notes and everything also one night after the Milwaukee show

Isaac and I booked a flight to Kauai I heard that. It was so fun. It was electric. In January, February. Who knows? Who knows?

Hopefully Southwest won't cancel the flight. Nice. Topical joke. I did get recognized once this week. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a celebrity. I got kind of a celebrity. You're crushing it. Uh, yeah.

The other day, my parents and I, when Catherine and the kids were out of town went out to dinner cactus grill oh espinaca love me some cactus grill dude don't do anything afterwards though it's good tex-mex yeah uh got done with our meal pretty quick but we wanted to still talk so we went out to like these little tables they had outside and just kind of hung out we're sitting there and this this lady comes by lady she's my age uh and said hey i think you're funny i I said, thank you. She's like, you're, you're from Jean Schwartz, right? I was like, yeah, that's where I'm from. And she was like, I was just telling my husband about that joke you made the other day on that vacation video about your sister would have the belt for you. It was a good joke. That was really funny.

I was like, well, thank you. My parents thought it was awesome. Dang. Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. Um, double down from there this morning trey and i we shoot you know we go go to town on hellsberg shoot all these videos and then we go to a messenger coffee to go and write some videos and this guy comes up to us just goes hey trey and she was like oh what's up man and he goes dude i love your videos and she's like oh thank you man um this guy never looks at me doesn't address me just like yeah man just wanted to say that wish Brad was here and then walks off there was no like acknowledgement of me yeah like that that I'm a part of the team or that I do that we work together I wish Brad was here oh Jake works with Trey four days a week

on tour I was like did he what did he say and trey's like i think he said i wish brad was here that's what i thought it was it was tough it was tough yeah that's tough one to come back from and you should have gone up to him be like hey wait hey you probably just didn't see me you know me right right it's like the top golf rachel incident like you probably knew. Anybody here know who I am? Like, that's Jake Triplett. Come on.

You recognize him. And so, yeah, that made me think, like, what if you just go up to just, like, a band and only acknowledge, like, one of them? Or, you know, go up to a football. What a power move. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Oh, Randall Cobb.

Huh. Yeah. Wish Aaron was here. Wish Devontae. No, no, Aaron Rodgers is right there. You say, huh yeah wish aaron was here wish devon no no aaron rogers right there you say i wish devante was here it'd be so funny it's been the right group of people yeah that's too good dude i could yeah it was it was shocking and he loves you he's somehow seen you somewhere there's no way but he couldn't see you without me i wouldn't think yeah

unless he's seen like three of our videos. Like there's a few of them. He's only seen minivans and truck guy and DIY. Pregnancy. Pregnancy. Yeah. There was one other one. I think Trey and I did.

Oh, the coaches one. Sure. And what other one did we film that day? Coaches and. I don't know. I can't remember either. Wasn't that good. That's why i can't remember i haven't posted it yet maybe that's so funny but yeah that was awesome too bad brad isn't here

all right have a good one like wow that's that's shocking i can't believe that oh man i like that story a lot i think it's really funny oh that was great um all right well i think here's the situation i know last week we tantalized you guys said we got a lot of good voice memos but we don't have time for them this week we're also in a situation where we're not that good well we have time for him kind of but also brad and i are going to be recording another podcast in like three days so there's a chance there's not that much that's going to be happening in our lives between now and then so it could just be a massive voice memo episode yeah so get your voice memos in right now because we recorded these yeah if

you're listening on a monday we're probably recording a podcast that day so like hours later so yeah feel free to send some in but also we got plenty in the hopper so i think we'll bypass voice memos once again do you want to do shout outs do you have any of those oh nope already said my one let's do shout outs let's i'll find something all right i'll start uh i want to give a shout out to the get in line function at the dmv oh yeah wonderful uh it went from like i i put the get in line thing at like 7 45 in the morning and i didn't have to go to the dmv till like 11 o'clock so it worked pretty well it's like pretty accurate yeah but but the fact is if i would have gone there i would have had to sit in line for three hours. Yeah. I always wondered how like people with regular jobs, how do you run errands? How do you go to the DMV? How do you,

seriously, how do you do this stuff? I mean, you just have to understand that it's going to take way longer than you think it's going to, but like, even like there was one, the first time I was like, Oh, I'm not going to make it quite in time. You can even say like, I need 10 more minutes and they'll push you back, but only push you back 10 minutes so you can literally shout out like i literally like parked went inside did my thing left five minutes so shout out to the get in line function dang yeah um i've got another one i'd like to give a shout out to my to my confidence and to my patience tremendous tremendous patience one night. Tremendous patience. One night after the Romeo Not Juliet show,

I was already hungry and we talked about the podcast. There's nothing better. Better than eating pizza is suggesting pizza. And I come away from, this is the Patreon, this is right after the Patreon video where those girls, which by the way, they were awesome. Delaney, Sarah, Mara, can't believe I just remembered all your names just there without writing them down, nailed them

that's how fun you guys were, they were super super fun what did you say nailed, excuse me? nevermind, I actually don't know what I said but they oh yeah they had all these theories about Megan that posted on Patreon check out Patreon patreon.com

it's good, it's nice after that I'm starving, I didn't know that Trey was starving we walk out of the bar at the same time he goes is it pizza time and i said oh yeah oh what a feeling it is pizza time well long story short we have trouble like ordering it this guy like can't figure out our address he says that you can't pay when he gets there it has to be credit card over the phone but then the credit card machine isn't working so trey's like okay i'll pay cash when you get here and then we've been waiting for 30 minutes. At this point, it's past midnight.

They're closed. We have no way of contacting them. He didn't get Trey's phone number. Like Alan's like, I'm going to bed. Trey's like, I'm making a sandwich. Tour manager Tom also making a sandwich. I go, no, no, I'm holding out. The pizza's coming.

10 minutes, 20 minutes. I mean, probably 30 minutes go by. It's like an hour after we order this pizza. You're on your right side couch. And I am not going to bed yet. I'm just sitting there. And then Trey gets a call somehow. And I don't after we ordered this pizza. You're on your right side couch. And I am not going to bed yet. I'm just sitting there. And then Trey gets a call somehow. And I don't think we had a call.

I think we just saw them pull up outside of the bus. And it was awesome. It was worth the wait. It was awesome. Yeah, it was worth the fast I did. So I was rewarded. And I took down that pizza. Let's go.

I think it's one of the greatest feelings in the world when you and a friend are both like communally on the same page about how much you want to eat and what you want to eat. Yeah, it's fun. It's a great. It's fun. It's like, dude, Chipotle. Oh, yes.

I was just thinking Chipotle for lunch. Like right now. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Yes. Oh, I'm so hungry. That is a great small joy of life.

I mean, I could write a 60 second or 60 minute talk about bonding with somebody right off of that. That's how you form a bond to somebody. Creating a bond. It's just food. Yeah. Figure out the right time to suggest the right food. Okay. I'm gonna write that down. It's at least 10 minutes of material right there. Like just give like 10 examples. It's like Chipotle. Subway for dinner. Pizza. Yeah. Okay. I want to give a shout out to Peyton Manning. Okay. I think he's one of my favorite entertainers in the world um he has two different shows on espn one of them's called peyton's places one's called detail and details not even supposed to be that entertaining but i'm obsessed with both

of them it's awesome i think he is so like effortlessly funny and now he's doing the espn like monday night football broadcast sometimes i love that with Eli I just I think Peyton Manning is one of my favorite people in the world so shout out to rush for people you take to dinner yes I figured out my four I I know like I feel like people ask you that a lot like okay four people um they would be Peyton Manning Bing Crosby Bing Crosby Fred Astaire and uh yeah no sorry Peyton Manning, Paul McCartney. I was close. Shaquille O'Neal.

Okay. And Matthew McConaughey. If you go to dinner with Shaq, can you ask him if he got to meet the Save Some General or Save Some Time general guy? Because I know they work together. He always talks about how he only endorses companies he really, truly loves. And so does he? Because he's everywhere.

No, I believe it. Frosted Flix. That's believable. Actually, I believe it really like jack a lot fast acting or no a bear bear back pain i see hot i see that too i don't know he's all over it he is he's doing great he's he's getting that bag uh i mean think about how many how many things you could endorse if if people wanted you to smoothie king t-shirts shoes sure there you go right away oxygen houses computers zippers yep toothbrush um the buttons like but only the buttons on the front of the pants right side of the buses sleeping on your stomach sleeping on your back if any

companies are that's your brand i'll i'll work you. I kind of have a little like, like a manager, like a girl I went to the Yosemite trip with a while back is like a talent manager. I somehow didn't know that. She hit me up. She's like, do you want me to represent you? Like, I was like, sure. It's better than nothing. We have no deals have happened, but I thought about hitting her up like, hey, about to furnish

a house. If you have any connections, Nebraska, Ashley. Yeah. Best Buy. I don't know. Sure. Anything. I will take it.ish a house. If you have any connections, Nebraska, Ashley, Best Buy, I don't know. Sure. Anything. I will take it.

I will sell, not my soul. Good. But just short of it. Golf is your life. Glorifying God through the game. FDIC, G-O-D. Do you have any more shout outs? Nope.

I got a shout out to the patrons out there because they're helping me name some cutting boards. Yeah. Comments are plenty today. Yeah, which was great. It's cutting board season. It's gift giving season. So I'm posting some cutting boards that I'm for sale for selling on at Ellis custom gifts or on Ellis custom creations.com. And they're going to have, a lot of them are going to have the names of Patreon members and or where they grew up. Yeah. That's awesome. So there's a lot of good suggestions in there. Yeah. It's fun. I just. So there's a lot of good suggestions in there. Yeah, it's fun.

I just saw when they came across the Chicago. I like that. Yeah, it's nearby Romeo. That's exactly right. Yeah. Thank you, Nolan. So shout to them. A few more shout outs.

Shout out to the Chiefs for figuring out a way to make everyone think that they're bad this year. Yeah, they have. They have turned the tide. I guarantee you they're not. They're going to be so good still. We'll figure it out. I have the utmost faith in

patrick levon mahomes andrew levon reed and that's it like that's all we need but them too that's all genuinely i have confidence that's like put any other players in there we will still be very good and we have tyra killen travis kelsey we're going to be fine i was thinking of it this morning i was like we've played uh, who do we start with? We played very hard. I think the five best teams, the AFC is who we've played. Right.

So far. Oh no, we played the Eagles. Oh, okay. So for, yeah, we were in the top five.

We played the other four Ravens, bills, Browns charters. That's crazy. Yeah. So no wonder we're two. And it's not like, like,

which I know this is the NFL. So whatever it is, like, there's no moral victories, but like we could have won all those games pretty much except for the Bills. The Bills whooped us. The Ravens game was like, okay,

we probably should have won that one. Ravens and Chargers too. I think we could have won. I'm not saying we should have. I don't like being that fan that's like, we should have won that game. I know, I know. I'm not trying to be like that,

but I'm just saying like, people are counting the Chiefs out. Shout out to the Chiefs for like, somehow going to the Super Bowl two years in a row. And then people are all of a sudden being like, they're probably like the 15th best team in the league. Great.

Think it. Good. I dare you. We will be awesome. And don't forget the little bet that I put on. I said, as long as Patrick Mahomes stays healthy, if we don't make it to the playoffs, we have to stop the podcast or we don't make the Super Bowl. So I don't remember me saying that a few episodes ago.

That's still intact. I think that's a very safe bet, though. We'll be fine we will be he's as long as he stays healthy he is he will be he's fine yeah he drinks his milk lastly i gotta give a shout out to my neighbor henry okay he's back dog um he came by the other day and i was like oh my gosh every time he comes by i i just like i'm like i should have shut the garage door a minute sooner um but he is going to give us an english oak tree to plant. So we're just having trees aplenty in our backyard from Henry. Apparently English oak is a pretty rare tree and Catherine's all about it.

So shout out to Henry for just blessing us. He literally took it from an almond. Acorn. Acorn. He planted an almond. And like is growing it, has like grown it into this tree good for him i think it's pretty cool i think it is so that reminds me now i have a shout out great i like to give a shout out to buffalo buffalo golf course that i played uh the the pro shop

guys really nice like hole eight we we have the oldest uh tree in all of buffalo it's right in the middle of the fairway. You can't miss it. It's a big old white oak tree. And I thought of you and Isaac. That's pretty cool. They like white oak. That must be a nice tree. It'd be a nice table.

Yeah. Isn't that kind of expensive? Yeah. Anyway, it is big old tree. It's in high demand right now. You just look at it like, dang. Yeah, that's for sure. The oldest tree in Buffalo.

Mighty oak. Also right in the middle of fairway. Got stuck behind it. At that point, I did not like white oak as much, but otherwise it was fun. Yeah. I don't know if this should be right here i hit a very good drive probably not marveling at the trees very much on the golf course uh did you try any buffalo wings in buffalo we had just like regular wings from i don't know if they were technically buffalo wings

like got like a famous like buffalo wings place i don't know tom ordered us a barbecue from a restaurant called dinosaur okay you know about them yeah sorry i wasn't i don't i really don't know if they were authentic wings or not i would i would recognize like two or three of the like the top places but i don't know i'm off the top of my head gotcha i just know that they're like obviously you gotta go yeah uh one last shout out i'd like to give a shout out to john gruden um just for somehow finding a way to be racist in an email yeah how racist do you have to be to where it's coming across in your emails i mean yeah i don't uh he he did more than just be racist i think oh he hit every every single topic that's been talked about the last five years he's had the

opposite stance on how you should be he's like yeah when you get to me man yeah i was just like i that dawn on me i was like it's one thing to maybe have these like private thoughts or these like yeah prejudices that you can't get rid of but like you're sending him an email like that you're a such a bad person john gruden just confirmed he's as crazy as everyone kind of thought he was he's like i can type this out and he's he's probably a two-finger typer too yeah yeah like so that took him a while to type all that out and he didn't think for even a little bit like i probably shouldn't press send on this maybe they shouldn't go on the internet yeah

yeah how bad does it have to be yeah pretty bad probably uses yahoo too or something hotmail actually i think okay anyway any more shout outs shout Shout out to the end of shout outs. Shout out to that segment, which is called shout outs. OK, it is jingle time. Do you think it is? Dang it. I used to think it was like, there's no way. But I do believe there's a way that you just don't remember the reviews of the week. We had so many good ones this week.

Oh, boy. It's not that I forget them. It's that in my head, jingle goes first every time. It's that in your head, you've already got one shoe on. That's good enough. That's fine. Let's go see my dad in the garage. I'll give my review of the week first. It's Jake. It's not quite ready. How do I not? There's so many good ones this week. Um, actually I, I almost chose one and I'm going to change it to a different one. So why don't you go first? This one says words of aff right away. That gets my attention. It's from Anna from Lank.

Oh yeah. I threw a lot of Lancaster jokes in at writing, which is fun. It's just a, just no brainer walk in the park. This is a review. Just met Jake and writing PA and realized I didn't even share any good words of aff and are quick interaction after the show.

I've been listening since 2019. I've been so grateful for your consistency throughout a crazy couple of years. What do you think she's referring to? I don't know. Housing market? Probably. The wood. The price of wood has really gone up and down. Plywood. I mean, it's like four or five fold. When I listen to my drive home from work,

it feels like I'm just catching up with a few good friends. I find myself laughing out loud, and it is a great de-stressor after a long day. At the show in Reading, it was cool to look around the theater and the variety of people that were there. But what was really neat was to see how happy and encouraged everyone seemed by the end of the show, laughing their way back to their cars. Just wanted to remind you that God is definitely using you both to bring joy into the lives of countless others, whether it's through everyday interactions, weekly podcasts, or sold out shows. Thanks for all you do. Thank you, Anna from Lank.

All right. Appreciate it. Thanks for coming to the show. Mine's coming from Devin M55. Review from the Gooch. The Goochland. Goochland. Gooch in the Booch. It's a nice area. I've been listening to Ghost Runners for over a year now, and it is so good. Brad and Jake are hilarious and just seem like genuinely good people. I especially love when Brad talks about his wife and kids. His stories about Hattie and Bo are so relatable, and I'm almost embarrassed to say that his genuine love for his family sometimes gets me teary-eyed. I had the pleasure of seeing Jake on our tour in Richmond, on his tour in Richmond, and

was laughing so hard my face hurt by the end of the show. Oh, boy. Also, hot dog, he's a stud. Oh, Lady Devin, maybe. Let's hope so. Looking forward to seeing brad and jake perform together one day keep it up y'all heart heart emoji dead giveaway lady devon i think so thank you devon only ladies have hearts just kidding yeah thank you that's very sweet and

we appreciate it all right so is it now so yeah we do the review and then we do the jingle so jake are you ready to end it with a jingle? Let's both together in this with a jingle. Before I forget, this is Danielle Benyels. She wrote this back in July. Janelle Benyels in July for the P.I. Janelle Benyels. And it's a well-written jingle. So great work.

Don't mess it up. Don't mess it up. Don't drop the soap. Don't. Don't. Yeah. Jolie. OK.

Julia Benyels. You. Julia Abagnale. You ready, Brad? Yep. Mmm. Oh, I've been searching for a pod this round. A punt for the Olympiad. Oh, oh. Compete with Jake and Brad.

Jake and Brad Jake and Brad I said, oh I've been searching for a pod this rad I'm pumped for the Olympiad Compete with Jake and Brad Jake and Brad Used to dreading Mondays they felt so long We can just start it and now it's gone

Back to work, fight the yawn Feeling less than, like a pawn Not talkin' chess, against Tavon This game full of life, full of frustration But all, little do you know, you're out here crushin' This little game piece is, key to winnin' Now it's changin', ghosties makin' First day of week feels like a vacation Jake and Brad standing ovation Spout in the office, mad quotations Tryin' impressions and different accents Just think it all started in Brad's basement New sewed Monday, never skip a day, more videos, pods, even merch if you pay

These guys have a way of making our day, having us all crave some Chick-fil-A Some fans are here from that first May, others follow Jake because of Trey Trey who we're here for, Big Daddy, Hattie, Bo, and the Atlas family And for Jake, for Isaac, and Harrison, check out some custom patients No more stress, now I see Jake triplet one P2Ts. One more time for Big Daddy, the best of friends, great poopsies, the vibes are up as you can see and we're all down as Traverse City.

No regrets, I'm blessed to say Kansas City on your feet. Oh, I've been searching for a part this round. Yeah. A part for the Olympiad. Oh, yeah. Compete with Jake and Brad. Jake and Brad. Oh, oh, oh.

I said, oh, oh. I've been searching for a pod this rad. Oh, yeah. A pod for the Olympiad. Compete with Jake and Brad. Jake and Brad, Jake and Brad This pod is like Seinfeld, except less Jewish All the inside jokes, tremendous patience

Occasional segments like, that's the context Or are you smarter than a greasy contest? Currently training or MLUs? We'll listen to it all, several times through We're all invested like when Jake has a date Or when Brad decides he wants to lose weight But whether it's Stringbean or Big Daddy Or if Jake has a new babe of the week

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the vibes are up as you can see, we're all down as Trevor City no regrets, I'm blessed to say Kansas City on your feet Oh, I've been searching for a pod this round Yeah Puffer the Olympian Oh yeah Compete with Jake and Brad Jake and Brad I said, oh

I've been searching for a pod this round I'm Puff for the Olympiad I'm gonna compete with Jake and Brad Jake and Brad I turn my head to the left, Jake Triplett by my side I turn my head to the right, there's nobody inside And I tilt my head upward, give thanks to the one who gave us life Look where we are today, couldn't plan it if I tried.

I turn my head to the left, Jake Triplett by my side. I turn my head to the right, so there's nobody inside. And I tilt my head upward, give thanks to the one who gave us life. Look where we are today, couldn't plan it if I tried. Oh, I've been searching for a part this rad. This rad. Over the Olympiad. So sporty.

Compete with Jake and Brad. Jake and Brad. Uh, uh, uh. Oh, oh. I've been searching for a pod this rad. Over the Olympiad. Compete with Jake and Brad Jake and Brad

Yeah, yeah Woo! Danielle, Danielle! Thank you. That was fun. Thank you for writing that. That was fun. That was good.

That was awesome. Also, I have some, uh, like, history with this song. I remember this was one of the first songs like when i first noticed i had synesthesia this is one of the songs it was popping at the time and i didn't like it because it was a very nasty orange color oh really and i was like i'd rather skip this song and when it would come on the radio like no thanks i do not like the orange it wouldn't change like couldn't if you ate healthier it wouldn't go you know like green

or something like my plasma or something like maybe if i more hydrated it'll change but um thanks gentleman and i'm also looking in the email she signed her name and it said sent from my toaster it's kind of a nice touch that's funny funny you're free fun yeah we got your shirt up here you earned it pretty good pretty funny also in the middle of that line i'm like looking to the next line i'm like oh this rhymes with jingle and the next is her last name do those normally rhyme have we been saying it that wrong jingle janelle benigno i think think she says it. We say it right. Janelle Benigno. Janelle Benigno.

Yeah. I don't know. Awesome. Cool. One of our favorite podcasts is done with this episode. Yeah, that's right. Episode 128. Thank you guys for listening.

The views and the listens are going up, you know, for some reason. Oh, good. We never know why necessarily, but I think people are just telling their friends um it's just word of mouth so keep keep using your mouth for our benefit please we will try to reciprocate towards you yeah and likewise we will also use our mouth for you guys so um just thanks for all the kind words whether it be in person in a patreon comment a review a youtube comment we're still reading them all we're still reading them all. We're still loving them all. Thank you guys. We appreciate it. This is fun. Life is fun.

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