Ghostrunners - 130 - Have You Seen Brokeback Mountain?

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

Brad sat in the very front row to watch Jake perform stand up comedy. The next night, Jake had a very different experience with a man in the front row in Memphis. This is a podcast. Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake, I am a frequent user of Instagram.com, username Ellis Custom Creations. And I've noticed a lot of people when they're celebrating other people's birthdays lately, they will say, happy birthday at Triplet Jake. You are so easy to celebrate. And I just always think to myself, that's such a funny phrase to me. Like, yeah, of course you're easy. Like guess what? Everyone's easy to celebrate on their birthday, on their birthday. You're easy. So when I want to shower them with gifts and words of affection, they receive it. It's very easy to celebrate you. Amazon prime. I can get balloons to you in two hours and pay someone 99 more cents and they'll blow them up for you. Okay. You know, life hack. Uh, yeah, I just, I just think to myself, like you were easy to sell it. Like so like uh what's your neighbor's name uh judy let's give it up for judy judy let's give it up for judy look at her gosh judy you are easy to celebrate i didn't i didn't think twice about i just celebrated you right there

that was so easy everyone look at her judy turn around look what look at her as she stands there as we clap for her see look at that look at her standing there turning around that's awesome she's so easy to clap at and do you remember her uh husband's name bob let's go bob yeah bob look at him it's gonna be like he can't hear you he's gonna be louder than that no that was easy a little bit harder come on bob yeah uh-oh oh i know i think this tight beat means that it's going down Yeah! Sorry to make you scream like that to start the episode. I feel like your voice was kind of gone. I'll never lose my voice. You know, that's just something I'm just so, you know, I talk all the time, so I would

never lose it. Right. Lost a little bit Thursday, though. A little bit. Quite a bit Thursday. Yeah. I haven't listened to the whole episode yet, so I don't know if I've lost it. Like if you can hear it during the recording but like literally right after we

got done recording my voice just went out i don't know what happened um so yeah that that that's a thing i don't know what happened but i'm kind of gaining it back so i think everyone's been hanging out with ladies losing their voice trey had to rest his today scott last night really get him laughing a little bit he starts coughing you know like when you're kind of getting sick yeah that's funny seriously that's funny seriously uh like he's like starting to like get like tears in his eyes a little bit for coffee good cough laugh oh man yeah that was kind of like that's kind of real. So now I'm kind of struggling. Um, yeah, I think it was maybe just like, like there were a few days. Oh, I got like dizzy on that. Easy. Uh, there were a few days last week where I woke up and it was pretty cold outside. And so

I think my throat was just dry or something. I don't know. Just adjusting. Yeah. So it's that, it's that time of year. Happy, happy November guys. Hey guys. November, you're easy to celebrate. November. Yeah. It it's gonna be a good month brad you know best month out of the year yeah it reminds me november is so funny because there was a girl one time who shared the same birthday as you yeah yeah that's oh that's funny yeah uh shout out to that girl though yeah shout out to you that's pretty funny that's hilarious that's hilarious same maybe we'll bring that one back for uh ghostwriters you know clip of the week or whatever we're calling it

ghostwriters throwback yeah yeah it should yeah on your birthday week that was a fun one yeah just looking back just like obviously we're gonna get a new studio here soon yeah in like a month but looking back just so many fond memories of those blue plywood walls blue walls what do you want to do with new walls i think we go blue plywood again like we go back blue plywood yeah make the room a little smaller because we've added plywood on to the inside of it no it already has real walls we just want to put blue plywood around she rocks great where you want plywood on the outside i actually have an idea um that i i'll show you later sweet yeah during the episode i'll show you but like for artwork yes 100 for artwork

you know me i'm ready to ball out you tell me it's gonna cost five grand i say let's do it let's do it let's make it worth it yeah especially because this will actually be more permanent like it's like every other place so we think yeah well then again who knows yeah no it's gonna be great my dad was asking me that. He's just like, he'll go one way or the other. He'll go one week. It's just like, you know, hey, if you end up single the rest of your life, nothing wrong with that.

You know? And then the next week, you know, I'm like, yeah, I bought a house, you know, five bedrooms going to try to, you know, have four roommates who can help pay the mortgage. He's like, you know, well, are you, are you nervous? I mean, what if you settle down really quickly? I mean, what if you find a wife soon? Can you afford, can you afford this mortgage? If you have a, you know, a woman in your life, I mean, what if you settle down really quickly? I mean, what if you find a wife soon? Can you afford this mortgage if you have a woman in your life? Like we jumped a few steps there. I'm not too... Yeah, yeah, yeah. One way or the other.

I haven't thought about that yet, but he's like, yeah, now six months from now, let's say you're married. Can you afford the mortgage? Six months. He knows the timeline. I'm like, I don't know. There's going to be plywood in the basement. So if the cost of that keeps getting higher, yeah, I can resell the plywood. Yeah. If anything, we'll hire some of it out. Yeah. Let Isaac still live there. Like Isaac's like your son in some ways. It's like this weird relationship we have with Isaac where he's like our brother and our best friend and our son all at the same time. But he doesn't know any of the 90s music

that we know. Yeah. Like, like I am a lot older than Isaac, but it doesn't feel like it. I mean, that was so funny last week. Like, Hey, help your dad over there. You're like, Oh, my friend, Isaac. Okay. Okay. He's got more facial hair than I do, but whatever. Oh man, that was good times. Uh, I have a fun story for you to start out the day. Let's get it started. Uh, McLean McLean's Mondays went, went there the other day. It's, if you just have like the mindset to go just be productive at a coffee shop, there's nothing better than leaving a coffee shop a little bit high on caffeine and smelling like it and smelling like caffeine and just be like, I got a lot done today while listening to Amos Lee and you know, whoever else, Ben Harper.

Um, and so, yeah, the other day I was there and you know, always do my classic Eves dropping on other people. Sure. Uh, hard not to people watch every once in a while. There were these two men, um, we'll call them 40 some year old men, maybe 50. always do my classic eavesdropping on other people. Sure. Uh, hard not to people watch every once in a while. There were these two men, um, we'll call them 40 some year old men,

maybe 50, um, businessmen doing like a little business meeting. What are their names? Probably one of them's name is Mark. I'll tell you that right now. I don't know the other guy. I didn't meet him,

but I met Mark and, uh, Mark and McGuire. Yes. Those are their names. And that's why they work so well together. Okay. Big max. And, uh, and they were exposed, like they they work so well together okay big max and uh

and they were explosive like they were just so strong together like a little bit artificially strong sure i mean yeah uh but they never put a cork in their bat they won't go that far no there was one time they said put a cork in it and i was they're like whoa no we shouldn't do that we shouldn't do that that's that's for sammy and sozo other table we hate those guys um so anyway you know did the classic like local coffee shop guy. Like they're like, Oh, what's the wifi password they're struggling with. I was like, it's McLean's 1945 one C on McLean's. Thank you so much. So, you know, we had a little banter there and then, you know, back to work. And then this guy leans over to me and he goes, so are you in sales?

And I was like, uh, not exact. I mean, I own my own business, so I do everything. He's like, Oh, very cool. So we talked about that for a while. I said, what do you do? He's like, I'm in sales. And I was like, Oh, very cool. What, what kind of stuff? He's like food. And I was like, Oh really? Okay. He's like, yeah, I work for Cisco. And I go, Oh yeah. I say, I know, I know a guy, like one of my, one of my friend's dads, he used to work for Cisco and now he's, you know, he's, I forget the name of his company, whatever. But, you know, he's on the phone. He said Sunday's like a big day for him, whatever. And this guy goes, well, just out of curiosity, who's this guy?

And I go, Steve Triplett. He goes, oh, I know Steve. No way. Yeah. Mark McGuire knew it. Mark Daniels. Mark Daniels. He goes, yeah, I trained Steve 30 years ago at Cisco.

Trained him. Trained him. He ran a train on my dad. He just ran right over him. Steamrolled him. Trained Steve. Trained him. He ran a train on my dad. He just ran right over him. Steam rolled him. Trained Steve 30 years ago. Like that whole sentence, like didn't like kind of flew over my head at first. I was like, great, whatever.

But then I thought to myself, like, we know Steve Triplett now at 30 years after he's had this boy, this luscious boy. I don't even beautiful girl. I think Mark might have the timeline a little off here. My dad's not that old. Really? And he didn't start working. I mean, maybe it wasn't the whole 30 years, I guess. Yeah. Mark the timeline a little off here. My dad's not that old. Really? And he didn't start working. I mean, maybe it wasn't the whole 30 years, I guess.

Yeah. Mark might be a little off, but still long time ago. He trained my dad. A long time. I just like, I just like the idea of like Steve being this young whippersnapper. Mark Daniels. Because like Daniels. Daniels.

But I had my, so I, of course I was like, well, I'm going to text Steve right now and see if he remembers. Oh, let's go. And so I say, Hey, do you know Mark Daniels? I love Mark Daniels. And I said, you're just saying that because I'm sitting next to a coffee shop. He's like, no, really? This guy is amazing.

He trained me. Yeah. He was awesome. And he'll never forget your name. And I didn't want to test that theory. I didn't even tell him. But that's a good salesman, right? Yeah, exactly.

He was, he was a great guy, but yeah, I just love the thought of like, yeah, that's, that's old Steve, you know, like just, just a different guy completely, you know, like, cause I was like, yeah, I'm best friends with his son. And this guy's probably thinking like, Holy cow, how old's his son? You know, it's just, it's just fun to think about. And so, so out of all the people, like I didn't get recognized this week. Uh, well, that's not true. I got recognized at your show. Um, but like, you know, I didn't get recognized at a, in public, you know, out your show um but like oh yeah i didn't get recognized at a in public you know out besides that but you know katherine didn't get recognized but i'll tell you got recognized as steve tripling that was the other thing steve your dad was like how in the world did you figure out that he knew me just over you know the one he was dropping you

know the classic you know coffee shop banter wi-fi password my friend's dad works in food sales stuff like that so it is fun to think about that. It's a special time in your life, like fresh out of college. Yeah. Where are you at in life? And then to look back 30 years from then and be like, yeah, no, Peter and I were roommates. Right. Like, no, Brad and I were next door neighbors. Right. Right. I live next door to Brad and Catherine. Yeah. Jake Triplett. Yeah. I lived in that house. You know, I was roommates with Luke Crenshaw. Yeah. The attorney general the attorney general yeah yeah the offensive line coach for arkansas luke crenshaw wow yeah yeah we were roommates yeah he's peter casey yeah the one that's on shark tank yeah that guy you know gutter duckworth

yeah what's gutter gutter is a pro wakeboarder pro wakeboarder first guy to make a million dollars by collecting pennies one at a time yeah yeah that's my friend all together yeah and his house caved in because it was too heavy because of the pennies yeah yeah harrison pollard yeah i used to live with that guy um first guy to e-bike around the entire world you like that yeah have we talked about the e-bike i don't think so let's let's let's uh let's diverge it divulge it to the e-bike real quick so go ahead and tell the e-bike story oh uh isaac and i were somewhere out of town to get no harrison's out of town isaac and i were together in town and harrison texas hey just fyi uh if you're home today i'm gonna need you to sign for something i got a pretty big package coming like oh sweet what's that he like, I bought an electric bike. We're like, really?

He's like, yeah. And this was late September, maybe. Yeah, probably like a month or so ago. And so I was already giving him a hard time, like right in time for winter. That's smart. That's good. Get an electric outdoor bike.

But to top it off, to add a little more context to what is so funny, is Harrison has not had like a working car in like eight months. Yeah. Pretty much the whole time he's lived here. Yeah.

Which is feel bad for the guy. Like he moved here in like March of 2020. So he took him forever to actually see anything of Kansas city. And then he's had some other things go down. And then on top of that, then his car stops working. And it was just shocking to us. I think like we'd never heard Harrison talk about an electric bike before.

I didn't know this is something he wanted. For all I know he was saving up for a car. Yeah. Cars aren't that expensive. They're, they're probably like two e-bikes worth of money like you could easily buy a 1999 accord yeah for an e-bike it was just funny that like oh he wasn't kidding like there is an e-bike in our on our porch right now he's got it yeah and it's pretty he let me ride it it's pretty sweet i mean it's no car but it's pretty, he let me ride it. It's pretty sweet. I mean, it's no car, but it's pretty sweet. And he does have the sidewalks and he has a car too. He went Carvana, Carvana.

I'll say Carvana. And he has a car and an e-bike. He's a two transportation boy now. Yeah. And he saw the old car still on the street. So he's got three cars now. My favorite part about that car being on the street is that it's like a little bit awkwardly far away from the curb. Have you ever noticed that? It's like, oh yeah. Like, like a normal spot on the curb, you know,

six, eight inches or so, like pretty close to the curb. This one's a good two feet away, two feet out. Yeah. Which I don't know if when he parked there, he knew it would be sitting there for eight months. Give him a bit of it out there. I don't know if he knew like this is the last time I'd ever parked this, but yeah, Harrison, big e-bike guy. First guy to circumnavigate the world on an e-bike. Yeah. Yeah. That was my roommate. E-bike. Yeah, I used to do. I used to work out with him. Black Fridays. That's right. In the Instant Pot.

Instant Pot. Yeah. So anyway, Steve Triplett, guest celebrity on the pod this week. That is a fun. That's a fun story. I was excited about it. He texted me actually today and said, did you meet anybody that knew me today? He said, no, just your son.

That's funny, dude. How was it? Uh, Thursday night for you? Yes. Specifically like taking pictures, getting recognized. Cause I had people text me like, yo, Brad is crushing it up there. Oh really? People texted me that. Oh yeah. I don't, I, I wouldn't say I crushed it by any means, but there, it was, it was fun. I probably, I don't know how many people I met. I, at the end of the night, I was like, I probably took like seven pictures and Catherine goes, no, I don't know how many I took. I mean, it was a decent amount of people for sure. I, it was weird. Like I did end up sitting in the front row. Yeah. You texted me, which I thought was so funny. I was like, where are you sitting? I got denied the first people I asked, we walked down to our seats

and as we were walking down, I stopped my strategy, which I look back on now and I think I would do it differently. But my strategy at the time was I'm going to find somebody that's like a huge fan, super fan on like the fifth row and just say, Hey, do you want to switch me? Like you're on the aisle. I'm on the aisle. Let's switch. Yeah. Uh, and I went up to that person. It was an older woman and she seemed a little taken aback by the whole thing. Like maybe I was scamming her, which I don't know how I could have done that. But I was like, do you want to switch me? And she's like, ah, no, the first row seems a little too close. That might hurt my neck. I'm like, we're not at a movie, but, but to her credit, like the, like the front fence or whatever you want to call it. There was a barrier. Yeah. There was like a bar there. Like, cause I

think a lot of concerts are there. I thought about doing some jokes on the barrier. Yeah. So there's not always a barrier? It's only the second time I've ever seen a barrier. Okay. I thought about doing something like, do you guys think Trey Songz was performing tonight? I was like, I don't think that's funny enough. Yeah, that might have been a little too niche.

Yeah, that's not great. But yeah, it was probably like a four foot tall barrier. Big time. And so, yeah, that lady had a point. And then after getting denied, I was like, I don't want to do this anymore. But I should have asked somebody like 15 rows back, you know, you would have found somebody. Yeah.

I think somebody then would have said yes, but yeah, I went back, went to the front row and Catherine immediately had to go to the bathroom. And so I was just like standing there and luckily I saw Rachel Flickinger, um, Iowa, Rachel, she went to the basketball game, um, you know, a while back. And so I recognized her. She said hi to me. So I went and talked to her and her friend. I'm sorry. I don't remember your name, but he's microphone shirt girls. No. Oh, um, no. Rachel shirt. She have on a ghost runner shirt. I think, I mean like, like a little bit like a ghost, like the marathon team. Uh, sorry,

Rachel. I don't remember your next shirt, but, um, anyway, I was talking to them. And then as I was talking to them, some other girls came up to me and I'm sorry, I don't remember the names very well. Honestly, it was hard to hear. I I'm like hard of hearing already, I think. And then I was trying to yell talking to them cause I didn't have any voice. But one of the girls was more pumped than I've ever met. Like anybody, like my, I don't think my mom was more excited when she had me on November 13th, 1990. Like, like this girl, like literally like screamed on your feet, like five times. Wow. Like, Oh, you know, like, Oh, your feet, your feet. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's me. Uh, yeah. So we try to take some pictures then. And then it was kind of like, then I just walked back to my seats and that was, that was

what I always felt a little bit weird of like, okay, are these people like who are these people like the people i'm walking past are like who is this guy the guy in the audience is taking pictures yeah exactly that's weird like maybe he's a chiefs player you're like no like look at him up and down like i don't think so ben neal no ben neal he's not that big but um anyway yeah, the, the fun thing after the show, uh, you know, I was walking, we were walking back up, you know, like to the, whatever, to leave. And there was these one girls that specifically wanted to meet Catherine way more than they wanted to meet me. They're like, we would love to meet you, but man, we are so excited to meet Catherine.

I bet that it's got to freak Catherine out a little bit. It is funny. Like, she's always like, people know so much about me, but I literally know zero about them. It's a little weird. It's a weird, it's a funny concept for sure. Uh, and I don't mind it too much. I think she's less, less, you know, wired that way, but she's still like very social talk, talkative person, but she doesn't know what to say. Like, I think people sometimes are just like, entertain me, you know, whatever. And she's just like, I don't know how to do that. I've, I've never done a podcast before. Um, but even me, I was like, there were times where I was like, entertain me, you know, whatever. And she was like, I don't know how to do that. I've, I've never done a podcast before. Um, but even me, I was like, there were times where I was

like, so do you guys enjoy the show? You know, like, I don't really know what to talk about. Glad you guys enjoyed it. You know, like, like I had some kind of ownership in it, which I did, you know? Um, but yeah, overall Thursday was great. Uh, we went out to dinner beforehand, like I said, with like, you know, whatever it was, 20 people. Yeah. And I was, I was like, kind of anal about like, let's get, make sure we get there on time to dinner and like i said with like you know whatever it was 20 people yeah and i was i was like kind of anal about like let's get make sure we get there on time to dinner and we're gonna order right away like i was checking everyone's location that night which was cool to see so many friends at the same restaurant and then me alongside all of my find my friends were like all the same areas me my sister you isaac you know gunner yeah emily madison i don't

know why i have her location but i do that's fine morgan mitchell, Emily Madison. I don't know why I have her location, but I do. That's fine. Morgan Mitchell. I have her location. I don't know why. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we like the dinner was supposed to be five 30. We get there at five 15 to like make sure that, which was stupid.

Chewy's was dead. Like it wasn't like, I was like worried about like getting that big of a table or whatever. We get there, everyone gets there, we get seated. And right when they're taking drink orders, I'm like, can we actually just order? So I, Catherine and I were the only people to order at this point. Love it. And people were like, oh, are we ordering? Like, and then like gunner prayed for the whole table when we got our food and no one else did. But like, as we were like finishing

up and paying, everyone else was getting their food. So it was like six, 10, six 15 when people are getting their food. And I was like, Catherine, I do not want to be that guy. I don't want to be late. I don't like, this isn't a, you know, a concert or a sports game where you can just get late, get there late. So I appreciate that. Yeah. Uh, anyway, that was, that was fine. And then, uh, Oh shoot. What was I going to say? I don't know. That was, that it was, it was just a great time. I honestly, the show was awesome. I want to hear obviously your perspective on it, but my perspective before I'll just brag on Jake real quick. Jake did amazing. Thank you. And I think i genuinely think so so the the opening act his name is lucas we love lucas lucas comes out and he's like yeah i'm not

trey kennedy sorry he's like how many of you guys are excited to hear trey kennedy whoa how many of you guys are excited to hear jake triplet it was crazy everyone just went nuts like that was i got goosebumps yeah i got so fired up backstage to hear that. I was like, I can't believe this. It was like, let's go. I've never heard anything like this before. That was crazy. I purposely didn't even cheer for Trey. I was like, I was like, I want all my energy. I don't have much of a voice. I want all my energy to go towards Jake. That's cool. It was crazy. Yeah. And so I was just pumped and the show was awesome. I was, I was a little bit nervous for you. Kind of like, I think you said

your dad was nervous for you. I, not because I didn't have confidence in you, but because comedy is so relative. That's like, I don't know how this is going to go for him. Like, what if, what if he, what if people don't like him as much as I like him? You know, like what if, cause in Phoenix it was, it was weird to me when you came out and not that many people went crazy for you. Yeah. I was like, well, you guys don't like, not everyone here knows Jake. That's how it normally is. Yeah.

Right. Of course. And, but, but you killed it. And there was one point I'm not even joking. I like almost cried out of like, like pride for you. I was like, he's like doing it, man. Like, I don't know what, it wasn't like the whole time I was like thinking like, I'm so proud of my friend, but then there was just what, it was the Branson joke. I don't even know why, but like you made that joke. And like, for some reason, it was like,

but it was just like, dude, like, I don't know. I was just so pumped for you. Thanks dude. And yeah. So tell us, tell us from your perspective, everything that went down and yeah. Give us, give us your, your, your thoughts. I know I'll set you up a little bit. I know that you said you were nervous, like, like actually nervous. At least Trey told me that Trey was like, yeah, I've never seen Jake nervous like that. Yeah. It's been a while.

Yeah. I was, the fingers were a little shaky beforehand. I noticed it. Like I held my hand out front of me. I was like, oh, I'm shaking. Really? I don't normally do this. I think it was more of just like an anxious, just like, I'm just ready to be out there.

It's been such a long time coming like i've been waiting to perform for my friends for two years now yeah you know i'm just ready i know they're all out there right i have so many people that i want to just like do my best in front of i just want to do it i just want tip off to be here i get the same way for basketball games um and then once you're out there all the nerves go away but so yeah i was a little nervous but it was just so fun i mean it had to have been a top three top five moment of my life like night of my life i don't know what else is in that top five but just like what how could it be better than that right i haven't been married yet so you know that's not in there yeah you don't have to

like have controversial like top top three moments it's like whoa dude you have two kids and a wife like come on easy all right sorry the basketball game was top five moments of my life i'm just gonna say ku and mario traumers that's a big that was a huge shot memphis was up by a lot of points with not very much time left derrick rose really blew it yeah that's funny but anyway yeah it was just a great night it was then i got started off with goosebumps like you said it's like and who's this guy to reject triplet which is normally like a two out of ten response even to the point where like lucas you don't have to say that that's what I was thinking like don't make it sound weird yeah it's like you don't need to do that but at Kansas City it was very

very cool to hear that so uh just a great night um I got emotional at like the standing ovation at the end knowing like how many friends like I could see you I could see other friends out there when that show was over just like this is just cool like these people are like happy and proud of us and I am just like thankful to be here I'm just's like, this is just cool. Like these people are like happy and proud of us. And I am just like thankful to be here. I'm just so overwhelmingly thankful. This is just cool. This is crazy.

So I also did not stand up until you came out. Thank you. I looked around. People were standing. It's very hard not to stay when other people are standing for ovations. I was like, I'm not doing it yet. I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it. There's Lucas not doing it for Lucas. Jake! Yeah! That was great too. I could, there was one time I was like, I'm not doing it yet. Staying strong. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. There's Lucas, not doing it for Lucas. Jake! Yeah! That was great, too. I could, there was one time I was like, I'm pretty sure. So the whole time I'm doing my set, I do not look at Brad.

Brad texts me a picture of where he's at. Like, I don't want to look at him. I don't want to get thrown off by him. So I would always just glance over Brad. But there was one time during the improv song, towards the end, I heard you say something like, bring it home, Jake, or something like come on jake i was like i appreciate those brad i was trying not to yeah not to be like it's not my show so i'm not gonna like yeah try to dictate anything too much but there were a few times where i'm like yeah yeah yeah stuff like that so i heard you it was so funny and you were in the front row sitting next to a guy i graduated high school with that i have not seen since the

night we graduated high school yeah i've not seen not seen him. Yeah. He came up to me before. Remind me his name? Devin Jones. Sorry. I don't remember people's names very well right now. It's all right. Your, your voice was hoarse. That's right. Uh, Devin Jones was like, Hey man, I love your videos. I actually went to high school with Jake. I was like, tell me everything. Uh, but it was just crazy. Like, like I've met plenty of people that went to SBU with you. Never met a, never met a straffer guy before. That was the first time. And so it was kind of fun to be like, wow, did it check out? Sure. I mean, yeah, sure. I don't know exactly what you mean by that, but he was way different than you. Like, it seemed like,

I was like, you're friends with Jake. He's more someone from Stratford. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got out and went to Hollywood for a little while, you know, got your haircut and everything, but yeah, it was, it was awesome. Like there were a few times, like I felt like we were friends by the end of the night. He was like, he like hit me every once in a while. Dude, this is pretty funny. Like, or like trying to like add, you know, like sometimes you make it, somebody makes a joke and he's like, yeah, that's exactly what it's like with a wife. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. So, uh, yeah, that was great too. It was fun. It was just such a solid day. I think we talked about last week on the podcast, but Trey and I shot two videos that day.

That was a jam-packed day. Then I did the show. Then just hung out with all of my best friends in the world afterwards, which that meant so much to me too. It was just fun for us all to be together. Yeah, it was. My sister was there.

Yeah. Just everybody was there. Yeah. And then got done, went back on the bus at one and then started to edit a video for Trey that night. It was just like such a long day, but I was so fired up on adrenaline. It didn matter she was having a great day um can we tell

the story about uh lindsey porter and uh the other spectator remember this um uh oh that story i was like no probably not yeah yeah with isaac i don't know what other way you're talking about but yeah this one yeah with isaac i think it would yeah whatever uh okay so first of all lindsey who is marrying jake someday yeah yeah uh that's the one lindsey we're talking about lindsey also the one in the jean shorts video first dates with jake when i wear the hospital gown shirt yes infamously uh lindsey went with isaac like which was funny because lindsey's like 28 and isaac's 20 uh it's so funny it's like yeah isaac's like 28 and Isaac's 20. It's so funny. It's like, yeah, Isaac's like had an extra ticket taking Lindsay. And everyone's like, Isaac. Yeah.

Okay. Isaac. Yeah. Like came to dinner with them. Like, oh, they're like, Hey, Isaac. Everyone's giving Isaac the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. You've always kind of had a thing for like hot 28 year olds.

Yeah. That's kind of, you've always dated them. You've always said, I want to date my babysitter someday. So he's there. They go with your sister and her boyfriend to their seats because they all got tickets from Trey or whatever. And they had orchestra seats. So they're like, oh, that must be up top, balcony, whatever.

So they're up there in their seats. And the show starts. You're doing your thing. And apparently there's some girls behind them just talking very loudly, not respecting you at all. And apparently Lindsay just wasn't having a 180 whatsoever. Yeah. Turned straight around.

And Isaac said it was the rudest he's ever heard in his life. I tried to have him reenact it. It wasn't it didn't sound that rude to me, but it was just like a very. And apparently the girl behind her goes, oh, really? Oh, really? And Lindsay goes, yes, really? We know him. This is his roommate and his sister.

Okay. Yeah. Like, and I think they kind of respected him, but the funniest part about it was their orchestra tickets. Orchestra is like the main level. Bottom level. And so halfway through Jake's set, these people come up and they're like, I think you're in our seats.

And so Lindsay has to stand up and go down and like miss part of Jake's set. A completely different section. Yeah. But that's a good frame right there. So it'll come to bat for you in the balcony. Yeah, it was awesome. Not afraid to be like, this is a huge moment for him. You shush up now.

Yeah, shut up and listen and laugh. So Isaac said he was like, glad she shushed. Like it needed to happen. He's like, I would never in a million years shush strangers. And Lindsay just in five seconds just went for it. Why you know yeah it was great go for it lindsey so yeah the whole thing was awesome i'm sure your perspective of it was yeah just amazing it was just fun it was just cool to to feel like i had my friends support and like something that meant a lot to me anyway yeah it was nice we had a tunnel for you at the end that was cool jake was

taking pictures and then we were all kind of waiting for him. It was awesome. There was an actual tunnel of just like 25 friends. And it was just, it was overwhelming. I got through the tunnel and I was just looking around. I was like, I know you. I knew. Yeah.

I know everyone in here. This is awesome. I know all you guys. This is so cool. Yeah. People like ghost owners, people were like, we're missing our meet and greet with Trey to talk to you guys, but it's worth it. I was like, oh yeah.

Oh yeah. This is my wife. Yeah. yeah it was it was fun like some like a couple like really big ghosties were like i was like you know like this is everyone from the podcast right here basically like that's gunner that's peter that's isaac that's harrison that's isaac's parents yeah that's harrison like you know whatever like all these different people right there in the room yeah pointing them all out it was fun that's pickleball Rachel, you know. Topgolf Rachel. Or yeah,

I guess both. Yeah, what are we calling, we're calling topgolf TGR? TGR. Anyway. What's that? Ah,

ah, T-J-R, T-J-R, ah, T-G, oh yeah. What is that? S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y,

night. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y, night. I got so off. I thought it was the same three letters. Anyway, fun night. The guy that I tried to do crowd thought it was the same three letters. Anyway, fun night. The guy that I tried to do crowd work with is the worst guy I've ever interacted with ever on stage. Really?

So. And honestly, I think you did just fine with it. If that's the worst you ever interacted with. Yeah, I think it turned out fine. I kind of just had to make fun of him, which is not normally what I would like to do. He kind of looked familiar to me, but I didn't. I don't know why. He just wouldn't.

Nothing that crazy happened. I would just ask him questions. It wasn't just like he was giving me bad answers he would give me no answer yeah and i would kind of like i would say a couple funny things i was like all right kyle i stalled for you what do you got for me right you say i still don't know like really that's got nothing this guy can't get 17 years he'd been married and you're like what's the secret and he's like i don't know and you were like you're like saying some stuff blah blah he's like you're like okay did i stall enough like all right now what do you got i don't know you say anything man yeah i was like kyle you're gonna be a lot to work with this is fun i think i think i enjoy it i think the audience enjoys it

this is good for both of us he was a dermatologist he's a dermatologist made some funny jokes about that like i think you brought it back to that i did i think speaking of you know speaking of skin yeah something like that yeah because you were talking about something. Yeah. PDA or I don't know what you said. But then Stacey, the one we pulled up on stage, she made up for everything that Kyle lacked. Oh, that was great. She had like restless leg syndrome or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Tell me. Rank her on the scale of like best to worst. I didn't know if you guys were hating it or loving it. No, it's what makes it memorable. There were moments where I was like, she is going to like sexually assault one of us. But for the most part, I was like, this is fun. Everyone's everyone's loving her she's loving it she's giving us stuff to work with but she was just like i she's just pretty drunk i

think she was just like having a super fun time and it was like we were in her living room she just felt so at home yeah just like i'm gonna turn around like jake is singing to me i'm gonna turn around and have a personal conversation with trey like i'm in the middle of singing i'm like stacy turn around that was great that was that was the funniest part is when you say stop and look at me and you just you just like it's like eye contact you got like on her like like facial level and just started singing directly to her again that was my favorite part maybe of the whole night dude yeah yeah anyway it was a good show so fun just super a great night just for comedy it was just like a loud auditorium.

It was fun. It was packed. And then the next night was very interesting. It was almost the opposite. Memphis was, it was in Graceland, which is like a very touristy spot of Memphis where like people from Memphis don't- I think, yeah, technically it is. I've been to Graceland, like the house.

Yeah. It's like its own place, like its own- Yes, I think it's like a suburb. I think. I'm still trying to figure it out. But anyway, I think it's just like a weird part of town. Like almost all these venues we do are like downtown. There's bars nearby.

There's stuff to do. This is like, okay, you're going all the way to Graceland. You're not doing anything else the rest of the night. Okay. So it was like our lowest selling venue of anything. So it's just like a lot. Now I will say that it was kind of unique. Like they only, it was like a conference center.

So it was like, they only put out enough chairs for everyone. So it didn't feel half full. Okay. But it was half full. That makes sense. So just like a lot quieter. So it was like they only put out enough chairs for everyone. So it didn't feel half full. Okay. But it was half full, if that makes sense. So just like a lot quieter than what we were used to. A conference center. So it was like a manufactured stage. Like it wasn't always there.

It could be moved away. Correct. But the audio visual was impressive. Two huge screen side stage that like displayed us, like had us video like live streamed the whole time. Yeah. It was like I was performing at Arrowhead Stadium stadium it's like you're giving a keynote speech yeah yeah it's like a ted talk yeah i don't i think everyone could see me pretty okay okay but that

made it special uh but the interesting thing about memphis was maybe it was just quieter but i feel like even once the there was a new standard okay there's gonna be a little quieter show that's fine i wish what had happened in memphis had happened in kansas city because i was doing so much fun stuff with the crowd no love from the memphis memphis and knights like what memphonians is memphonians um the uh just having a lot of fun with like this husband and wife in the front row he said he's retired i said well how did you get your money how are you in the front row he points to his wife i was like oh you got yourself a sugar mama like what does she do for a living and she says fedex i was like are you the president you know and then i'm like i'm

yelling off stage i'm telling trey i'm quitting i'm going to fedex whatever and then i bring that back later in the show but then this is very interesting i i generally would like to know any anyone is fair game to give me advice on what this means okay culturally i'm about a third of the way into my set and this guy is walking third of the way through i'm about third of the way through this guy is walking very slowly to his seats which are front and center so walking in front of everyone which you talked about it last week where like when the microphone's cutting out it's like do i address this is this distracting enough this is one of those things like this is distracting enough i need to address it because he's walking so slow this guy's wearing a hat very low he's wearing like big like aviator sunglasses

he's got like a buff on. It's like a face mask and black hair, about 18 inches long. So this looks like interesting. He's a unique looking character. Okay. And he go. Does he look like a rock star? Yes.

Kind of a little bit. Okay. So first I said like, nice of you to join us. Thank you for coming. You know, just like an easy joke. Everyone's like, ah, whatever. And I was like, I had no idea Howard Stern was going to be here tonight. He was like the first person I could think of that matched that identity.

Fun fact, I think I saw Howard Stern one time in Memphis. Oh. Yeah, genuinely. Maybe it was. He definitely seemed like a guy who wanted to hide his identity. He looked like he was getting on a tour bus though when I saw him. I don't think he lives there, but also not positive it was Howard Stern. Don't know who it was. Okay. So I'm not kidding. As soon as I say the Howard Stern line, it was like we had it choreographed. And this is all part of it.

He pulls out of it very quickly. He reaches into his pocket and lunges his arm at me. It's like, what is about to go down? He throws four guitar picks at me on stage. And it was I can't even emphasize enough how quickly this happened. Nice of Howard Stern to join us. Boom. Guitar picks are at my feet.

I don't know what they were for. I thought he threw dice at me. I thought he threw dice at me. I thought he threw food at me. I was like, what is this? What? I look and I'm like, OK, if you guys can't see, Howard Stern just threw

four guitar picks at me. I don't know what that means. Like, is that a Memphis thing? Like, do you accept me now? It's just like, welcome. Yeah. Welcome to Memphis. Here's four guitar picks.

You sprinkle rendezvous ribs and guitar picks from Johnny Cash's Sun Studios. Yeah, I just had like a Memphis communion right now. You've been blessed. You may carry on. were in you sprinkle rendezvous ribs and guitar picks from johnny cash's sun studios yeah i just had like a memphis communion right now you've been blessed you may carry on bb king blesses you be off um so that was interesting so i tried to make jokes about that kind of like what i was saying now or it's like this feels like a weird word problem like a guy with his hair is 18 inches he's 10 minutes late yeah throws four guitar picks at you he has two lenses and his aviator glasses what how many feet away is he allowed to a playground i didn't say that was it slash from guns and roses that was the name i was trying to think of because that's who he looked like too

and i was like oh memphis used to be good but i couldn't think of it i was like stash no it's not stash it's splash what is his name i doubt it's i'm gonna say howard's anyway so that was just like a very unique thing that i didn't really say anything that funny about. I was just very thrown off. I'm like, no one is really laughing. I think no one knows what to think about this. Anyway, about two thirds of the way through my set, and I'm talking about this time where I went to Las Vegas.

And I'm like, you know, the first time I'm going to Las Vegas, it was very eye-opening to me. I had no idea what was happening. The women there were throwing a lot of things at me, and it was a lot more than guitar picks. So silent. So silent. So silent. I was like, I made that up

from the guitar pick thing earlier. Yeah. Is this thing on? Can you guys hear me? Maybe because he threw the guitar picks at you so quickly, they thought it was all planned. But even then. Then I was just like, okay,

I think Kansas City would have appreciated this. I just made this up, but all right. So there was just a few of those moments. I was like, okay, that's Kansas City would have appreciated this. I just made this up, but all right. So there was just a few of those moments. I was like, okay, that's fine. We're going to power through. I think you guys don't know that I'm improvising this. I don't know how to make it more obvious. Oh man, if you were at the Memphis show, please, if you know who that guy was, let us know.

And just let me know what that means. Four guitar picks instantly at my feet while performing comedy. Oh, it was four? I thought it was three. It was four. Oh, never mind. I had a theory, but I'm just kidding. Oh, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. instantly at my feet while performing comedy oh it's four i thought it was three it was four oh i had a theory but i was kidding oh never mind never mind never mind four what kind of picks were they i couldn't tell they have turtles on them dunlop could have been dunlop yeah i like

dunlop dunlops are nice uh so yeah that was special and then um what a weird the first time anybody's ever thrown anything on stage for you yep yeah you always think it's gonna be a woman's bra not Howard Stern's guitar pick

not guns not roses but yeah guitar pick from Guns and Roses yeah from Splash after that show we received some

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That's your thing. Anyway, she got us each these t-shirts. Pickle? What is this? Okay. It says, fear the okra. Delta State University. All right.

Let's go Delta State. Let's go DSU. Let's go okras let's ddssu fight them yeah i'll wear this thank you i forget her name i'm so sorry she was very sweet woman this is cool fear the okra fear the okra i've never had a shirt that's even close to that then she had a picture gave me like i don't know what we have in here five double decker oatmeal cream pies double decker oh yeah good for them yeah double delta i think they came up with that now why do you think they came up with that name um so she gave me all that and then i forgot about this this is just in the bag already someone else was like can we get a picture with you

and then they're like we have a polaroid i was like oh i'm honored that's that's expensive and we took a picture of the polaroid and then they're like here you have it oh thank you so there it is so this is me and them let's see it's just me and them honestly i i'm in the middle you're good the dimples are out to play in that pic it looks good it does i'm glad i have it i can imagine what you look like as a kid in that picture for some reason 30 years ago when i knew mark mcguire mark daniels mark daniels shout out daniels daniels so are these all the same people that was all the same or no wait fear the okra polaroid is different uh the rest is all one woman oh that's fine who listens to the ghost runners and i've heard her name but i'm sorry thank you also i got another

shirt i'm gonna uh julie belty just if you're listening i'm going to wear that shirt someday someday so don't think I haven't gotten it. I just keep forgetting to wear it. Can't wait. It's pretty cool. Can't wait. I don't know if it's fear the ochre cool, but. Anyway, Memphis is cool.

Memphis was fun. And then lastly was the Springfield show, which is very cool. Kind of equally similar to Kansas City was like a little nervous. My family's here. My grandparents are here. All four were able to come. A lot of good friends from college. They are friends from high school there. So it so it's just fun uh fun interaction with the crowd

that night i'm talking to guy brian and i say brian uh what do you say oh the key to marriage and he said uh just having more kids something like that i was like okay nice so i crack a couple jokes about that and then i was like you know what should i ask yeah yeah i should ask i should ask okay brian i gotta ask like how many kids do you have sets it up like i'm so glad i asked because i'm like you say it's the key to marriage how many kids do you have one one brian that's not good you seem like you're yeah you're not because was he young uh he was bald you tell me eli mcdonald yeah he's young anyway so that was just like another one's instance like this is a walking punch line i don't have to say anything

this is just so funny this worked out great for me the key to marriage and you're doing very slowly i even threw out i was throwing out the transit of property i was like brian i don't know if you're familiar with transit property but it's not looking good for you as far as your marriage goes. A plus B, not equal C. Yeah. Oh yeah. Brian, that's, that's, I don't know. Like ask me another question really quickly and I want to see if I can answer it. Cause that's kind of a hard question. I think people get put on the spot and they just say anything.

Like ask me something similar. Okay. Brad, what was the best moment dating Catherine? That's tough. Yeah. Uh, best moment dating Catherine was when we tough. Yeah. Uh, best moment dating Catherine was when we went on a slip and slide. Oh, on a date. Okay. If you know what I mean? Yeah. Uh, yeah. I don't know if that's really the right answer, but that was the one I could think of.

Yeah. That's kind of hard. Yeah, no, I get it. And I think I, I, it's somewhat purposeful. I don't want them to have an easy question where they know the answer. I want them to say something like, I shouldn't have said that. Like, Jake, what is the key to being a comedian? Oh, likability. Boom. Give me something hard to sell.

You sell those two printers already, Dwight? Child's play. Jake, what is the key to being a good comedian? Oh, being funnier than the guy before you. There you go. I don't know. Yeah, that's not a good answer. It, being funnier than the guy before you. There you go. I don't know. Yeah, that's not a good answer. It's hard.

It is tough. OK, but Springfield. Yeah, I'll wrap it up. Basically, it was just cool. It's a cool moment for me. Just extra sentimental. My grandparents were able to see me. So I'm already thankful

that I have all four grandparents alive. I'm glad they were able to see this before they pass away. This really cool moment in my life. So it was fun. Afterwards, my grandma, sweet grandma goes,

Jake, when did you get singing lessons i was like when am i going to or when did i she goes no you were so good up there and i was like trey or no you at the end when he doesn't realize which one's which and i was like oh thank you that's too good it was sweet it was it's just like it's kind of beautiful her eyes, like she's so jaded. She's like, Jake is the best. Anything he does is amazing. Right. He can sing great. Like you are just incredible up there.

You, no wonder your initials are JT. That's right. Justin Timberlake up there. Yeah. Yeah. Like I, I, I feel that way sometimes I'll like, you know, somebody will perform a song at church and it was, it was fine. Like you did, you did throw any guitar picks at him, but you should, somebody will perform a song at church. And it was, it was fine. Like you did, you did. I didn't throw any guitar picks at him.

And, but you should, yeah. Some of the old people come up like, wow, that was incredible. You know, my, my grandma being one of them, like just, which I appreciate that about, maybe that's what happens when you get older is you just, you appreciate maybe, yeah, maybe it's lower or maybe you just appreciate things more, which I guess maybe is because you have a lower bar, but like you just appreciate the fact that your grandson's singing no matter what it sounds like he's up there singing he's doing it yeah you are more confident up there it seems like singing yeah i think there's almost like a the key to singing bad i know you're wondering is if you if part of the shtick is singing poorly then you don't even have to think about how you sound it's just like what is something that rhymes with this what is something wrong with this and

you're like oh yeah oh people are laughing because i'm singing bad oh right right right i forgot about that i'm just singing normally right it's nice to not have to worry about hitting a certain note oh your first two notes catherine sorry busting up laughing yeah yeah i tried to make the first two a little like tracy tracy or whatever her name was. It was great, man. So, um, only the things about that show were the ushers afterwards.

Don't like them. Very good. You guys can know the stereotype, but no, I mean like trying to kick out my family, trying to kick out my friends and people I have not seen since high school. Like, Hey,

we got to go. We got to go. Like what is so important? And I, I don't know how much pull I have here, but I'm just like, like, Hey, is it okay if they stay i haven't seen them in 10 years they came to my show like but i'm not trying to be rude i'm just trying to generally like maybe they don't understand the situation like these people want to see me i want to see them you're not doing me

a favor if you think you're doing me a favor no i want to see these people right i said they're saying they kept oh it was it was very frustrating actually and like well i don't know about all these venues but like the one in kansas like that hosts concerts all the time i think nelly was literally the either the day after no way yeah i didn't know that no seriously and so like concerts are way longer than whatever you guys do two hours there's no setup there's no tear down there's no production value we have do we do nothing like don't act like yeah it's 10 30 like my my crew has to get home they're used to getting home by 10 45 guys come on let's get out of here all of nelly's it's like there's no way yeah compared to the yeah

the whatever the nelly's show the next day so so it's a little frustrating but it was cool because i was kind of sharing this with the people afterwards and tom two managers for tom was like dude i didn't know that was happening next time if that ever happens you give me a call i'll take care of it i was like dude thanks tom that's awesome that's cool that's what you're here for i want him to take care i want to see what taking care of it looks like just tom against the ushers yeah just i think fist out is helicoptering it's physical combat bring it on yeah playing uh what's it called uh oh what's the game where you you lock arms and then red rover red rover he's playing red rover against solo rover red rover red like i just imagine imagine him having a Northeaster accent.

I know he probably does. Red Rover, Red Rover. Send Clarence right over. Come on over here, Asha Clarence. One at a time. Come on. Sorry, I'm texting Isaac back. Y'all need anything from Sonic?

No. I'll take a strawberry lemonade. Please. Good. Easy ice? He knows. Does he? Hopefully he knows. He knows. We'll knows he knows he knows um oh one last thing

this is a unique thing not about the show but about the pre-bathroom pre-show bathroom break i flushed the toilet and i start to notice um it's going down we're good toilet is flushing okay good we cleared it toilet is flushing toilet is still flushing i sat on the toilet like i'd say 10 seconds go by like this is a long time when is this when is it going to stop flushing pretty good power like i'm in the splash zone and we're getting some spranks upwards sure i mean 20 seconds go by at this point i'm like i'm looking around as if i'm gonna macgyver my way out of the situation like hmm what do i have nearby like obviously none of this is gonna like none of this is helpful i keep looking around um it keeps

flushing i bet it went on for three minutes i it was a weird feeling to just i'm just stopped and then it finally stopped i'm just sitting on the toilet just being like i do what do i do have i broken this why didn't you you didn't stand up because you were worried it was gonna splash too much no like it was it wasn't a sensor i had to manually flush it anyway no i know but then why didn't you just stand up i wasn wasn't done yet. It's courtesy flush Sorry, so I'm just sitting there like kind of waiting for it to be done so I can carry on It was just like a weird things just beware. There are toilets out there that exist. This is Springfield This is Springfield Springfield sketchy bad ushers bad toilets. I don't know what to think about that place, man

It was a weird sensation to be in. It's just so loud Like I can't do anything about this. This is funny. I don't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a guitar pick. How has it been lately? Have you had many of your own, like, rooms?

Like, dressing rooms and stuff? Oh, gotcha. No, recently it's been smaller. Like, Trey gets his own. Me, Lucas, Alan. The boys. The boys. It's been fun.

I haven't uploaded this to Patreon yet just because it's like one of those like, I don't know this is gonna be funny to everyone else. But before our last show in Springfield,

we're like, Alan, what if we have you say a little something before the show, like offstage, like thank you all for coming. So excited you guys

are here tonight. Make some noise if you're excited. Just like so boring, so basic, just like two to three sentences. So we're trying to brainstorm what Alan's going to say.

This was on for two or three minutes and we have not concluded what we're saying yet it's so funny how like genuinely picky everyone's being so like this is hilarious so after two three minutes then i start recording for a patreon video and then another five minutes go by of everyone like all right why don't we try this thank you all for coming make some noise if you're excited alan's like i think i'd rather say make some noise at the end of the sentence like all right all right let's try this let's try this so yeah it's a pretty boring video but it's funny just imagine like comedians backstage we cannot decide on just like just being so meticulous it does not matter no one's even paying attention to this no one yeah no one is thinking twice about anything you just said like i will say that i think that you guys

should have i told you this already but like have more of an intro which is funny that we kind of talked about it already like last week yes yes so should we do shout outs that was gonna be one of my shout outs i was gonna be one of my shout outs let's talk about the people let's give some shout outs shout out first of all go ahead um two i don't have it pulled up yet so i'll do my okay i'll give a shout out okay shout out to terry you guys know him back it up terry we all love him him. I sold Terry some cedarwood the other day and I was just trying to get rid of, you know, not rid of it, but you know, I was trying to sell it for a good price. So

price was $250 for the cedarwood. I go deliver to his house and he counts out $100, $200, $300. And I go, oh, Terry, actually it's supposed to just be $250. He goes, I know what it is, but this is my hobby. This is your living. So I said, that was awesome. Thank you, Terry. Terry. So shout to Terry for giving me 50 extra dollars. He's a nice guy. He lives right up, like literally less than

a mile away from me, but it's in this place called black Swan estates. And it's like this other city that I've never even like, I it's like, it's like this other world, a couple of different ghosties actually live there. Um, and yeah, I just, I don't know what to think of this place, but it was awesome getting to meet them and getting $50 extra from them. So thanks Terry. Let's go Terry. Yeah. Shout out.

Shout out. Uh, yeah. So shout out to our ghost runners, listeners, the people who commented potential introductory lines for me to enter the stage with. They were hilarious. I have a few written down. Okay, I'll say some and you capture the ones I miss. Okay.

Please welcome to the stage, this is from Ashley McCall, please welcome to the stage, Macklemore's second cousin, Jake Triplett. Yeah, that was a little, yeah. Andy Johnson's rattled off a few he just burned down the last remaining blockbuster uh this one's funny too yeah he has one glass eye but forgot to bring it with him give it up that's that's a good one that's perfect I mean just imagine imagine you walk you up on the stage ladies and gentlemen please welcome our next comedian to the

stage he has one glass eye but forgot to bring it with him jake triplet and he also said uh welcome our next comedian to the stage this is his first time ever wearing shoes you're gonna love him jake triplet you just kind of walk out weird whoa okay like when you put socks on a dog and they're just kind of hopping out whoa i don't like this um sterculis said his comedy idols are shaquille o'Neal and Betty White. Please welcome to the stage. That was a good one. Yep.

Yep. Janelle Bonneal had some good ones. Oh, Kelsey Friend. Oh, who we'll get to. She gave us gifts as well. Oh. Kelsey Friend said, he loves splunking and collecting buttons.

Which is fun. I like, let me, let me read a few. Okay. Elijah Beer said, he screams in terror when he hears the ice cream truck go by jake triplet you gotta try some of these uh please welcome to the stage he doesn't know what gets snipped in a vasectomy he's like oh you're like walking out oh i oh snip snap arlene thompson he said

she said all right please welcome to the next comedian on the stage he gives out free piggyback rides after each show everyone give it up for jay triplet i would not want to do that yeah tracy would be too excited about it um let's see oh this is good olivia guthrie he's had a one night stand with a golden retriever everyone's so funny no this one i like this one emma cute cuney keenly said uh you know whatever our next comedian to the stage please welcome he was sponsored by his hometown gospel choir please welcome jake triplett i just i love the idea of that. And then Janelle Bonilla was the last one I had written down. Go for it. Two of them were really funny to me.

First one was, or let's imagine it. So next to me in the stage, give it up. He once set a world record on a pogo stick, but it wasn't for what you think. Give it up for Jake Triplett. That's so funny.

And then the last one I think was just so, this one made me laugh out loud. Please welcome our next comedian to the stage. His last Google search was, what would a chair look like if knees bent the other way? Give it up for Jake Triplett. Like that's just the most random. That was great. Funny thing I've ever heard.

So Leanne had to go with two. I like this one great because it, it's not really an inside joke. It was like, she brought something to our attention. Welcome the stage this next comedian all of his friends bump into shelves yeah what was that it's every time like isaac or anyone comes on here i was like they always bump into that shelf behind you like 100 of the time but we've never really talked about that's good yeah so leanne good so just you guys are hilarious you always deliver

appreciate all the the funny words uh brad another shout out oh yeah i got a shout out to luke hoagland of lukehoagland.com um luke hoagland just recently this week uh made me the official uh cutting board person for uh his gifts so whenever he gives out a home gift so if you're ever interested in getting a mortgage from lukehoagland.com you would also be getting a gift of a l Custom Creations cutting board. I didn't know the mortgage lenders gave gifts. I was expecting to get one from Peter, perhaps. I feel like that was pretty normal. Didn't know. I mean, that's a LukeHoglund.com special there. Bending over backwards. That's right. With Alice Custom Gifts. So you will get a custom cutting board. You will not actually. He

said he's going to give you something else because he doesn't think you're going to be doing too much cutting in the kitchen. Yeah, Luke, do not give me a cutting board. But most people, if you get something from LukeHogan.com, get a house, get a cutting board. Get a house, throw in the cutting board. Yeah, you'd be supporting two local businesses with that. So shout out to Luke Hogan. I'd like to give a shout out to two specific girls. And by specific, I don't remember their names, but you know who you are.

They were wearing our old timey microphone merch. They were at our basketball game. Really sweet women. They're great. I'm so sorry I don't remember names. But oh, what do you are there weren't our old-timey microphone merch. They were at our basketball game really sweet women They're great. I'm so sorry. Don't remember names, but oh my god, sir. My next shot out. Okay sick They had really kind words to say afterwards and but it was like a little different than what other people said like heartfelt Yeah, extra heartfelt, which is not different. Sorry that that's not the thing. It was just like't know i just really resonate with what she was saying i didn't basically she said which people tell us this pretty often but like the community around ghost hunters is so cool it's so fun she was just like it's just crazy like i am so attracted to being around other ghost hunters listeners essentially what she was saying

she's like any time there's ever an event if you do the olympiad if you do anything else another basketball game anything you do a poetry reading and ghost hunters fans are going to be there i want to be there too it's just so fun i love wearing your shirts out in public i love when people would come up and talk to you about it everyone is so nice and so fun like it's crazy the community you've built i'm like i don't know if we can take credit for that it doesn't feel like we've we've built it at least not purposefully in a certain way right but i was like that is so cool to hear that's like i don't know it's just fun yeah among other things it was it was very sweet yeah she she she shared that with me too and it was like you could tell she really meant it too yeah

it was very well spoken she said it a lot better than i did but i was like dang i hope i don't forget that yeah that's really cool yeah and it's cool yeah just to see how it goes past us man it's it's more than us bro uh okay my next shout out is from Mrs. Fluent's class in Wilbur, Nebraska. Oh, Morgan Fluent. Morgan Fluent. Yes. I met her in Lincoln. Yes.

She was like, I had all my third graders make you stuff today, but they didn't get it done. Yes. I was like, you didn't just want to like, like, all right, that's good enough. I'll just take what you have. She's like, no, I want them to be done with it. If this is, if this is what it takes to do it in two days, I want to know what it took in one day. I'm just kidding. No. Um, Mrs. Fluent, I'm just going to read some of these and I'll probably do an extended, uh, read on the Patreon. Oh, sure. Because there's, I mean, she has a lot of students

in her class. Uh, but just a few of these. Yeah. So like basically they wrote us, uh, notes, like letters for, uh, the ghost runners. Um, Morgan was sorry. Miss Fluent was telling me, she's like, you guys are like celebrities in my classroom she's like i play a lot of your stuff in the class she's like uh what segment oh she said the instagram i know exactly which ones she played because they all say the same thing oh really is it the octopus one wait octopus one i there was some instagram clip that we uploaded where i was like i'm pretty sure an octopus can fit through a quarter-sized hole i don't remember the jokes we said, but I remember editing that. Yeah.

And whatever. Whatever that is on Instagram, she said her kids love it. Oh, really? I was like, cool. Thanks. No, it's the exploding ball one. They all love that one. Exploding ball.

The one where you're by the campfire. The one that Catherine also loves. Yes. Cool. So Catherine loves the same things as third graders. So this one's from Anna. It says, hello, Jake and Brad. I really love your vids.

Keep up your good work. Make people laugh.a-h-f-e laugh oh it's probably an acronym from anna this one kc chiefs jake and brad exploding and laughy taffy jokes i like that yeah it doesn't even doesn't even sign it doesn't even sign it. Doesn't even sign it. We can't shout him out. Yeah. I'll just read a few more here. Jake and Brad. I love the exploding video.

That's us. V-I-D-O-E. V-I-D-O-E. Nice ghost runner, though. That is a nice ghost runner. This is awesome. By the way, this is what I think we should decorate our next studio. I'm serious.

KC, I like when you exploding. I like when you D-U-L-D-J-O-Y-S. Dual joys. Dual joys, yeah. Dual joys. Dual joys. And then one more from Lizzie here. This is what you want to design our studio with?

100%. We frame it. Yeah. What is that in the center? What? Oh, give me a break. Get your head out. I got her. Give me a break. That's a fun phrase.

Give me a break. I heart your Laffy Taffy videos. Laffy Taffy says, why did the lady get fired from the calendar factory? How come? She was out of date. What does that even mean? Give me a break. Give me a break give me a break all right anyway shout out to

mrs fluid's class for the amazing things i will read the rest of them dang that's awesome kids say the darndest things uh my last shout out goes to kelsey friend kelsey gillespie she was a sbu looking bear cat with me although we didn't know each other super well we just worked at concession stand together one time but she was at the Springfield show and which post Springfield show was a little stressful for the people pleaser in me. Not only were the ushers on my hiney all night, but also I obviously want to spend this time with my family and my parents, but also there's people who want to meet me. There's high school friends. There's like some of my best friends from college. I haven't seen a couple of years or their Lewis Davis, Jay wheels, Jay wheels, Jay wheels,

his real name, Jessica Whe wheeler that was her maiden name okay jay wheels jay wheels i thought jay was this was a guy's first name jay wheels yeah fastest kid you know you put him in like he's like the kid in backyard baseball you only put into picture jay wheels jay wheels is pretty quick though okay quick soccer player good for her um but yeah whitney coats it's just you know the whole crew from college is there. And amidst all that, then there's just everything. Family, ushers, whatever. But amidst all that, Kelsey Fred's like, hey, I'm like, oh my gosh, Kelsey, good to see you. She's like, I brought you this huge box.

It got confiscated. I don't know where it's at. I think someone is going to give it to Trey at some point. I'm happy to say I did end up in my bunk that night. Didn't know it was in my bunk. I crawl in bed, kind of throw myself in bed. I'm like, ouchie. There is a big old box in here.

That hurts. A ton of stuff. There's gifts for Bo and Hattie. I think this is Hattie's gift. No way. This is for us? Wizard of Oz. Oh my gosh.

It's a Wizard of Oz pop-up book. This, I can't tell you how much Hattie is going to love this. It pops up, all right. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And it twirl, all right. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And it twirls. Oh, oh my gosh. Catherine is going to die.

Hattie's going to die. Everyone's going to love this. I think you don't need to get the golden retriever for Christmas now. You just hang on to this until Christmas. Dude, she's going. You have no idea, Kelsey, how much she's going to love this. Thank you. Wow.

OK, next from Kelsey. Oh, hats. Lots of hats. What kind of did she explain them i guess not because they got confidence there might be a card i'm not sure uh here we have bow's gift i've not unwrapped it oh fun maybe you can let bow unwrap it i don't know totally your call i'll let him unwrap it it also feels like a book of some sort but thank you i'm sure he'll love it a lot of t-shirts a lot of t looks like they do their own fitness thing that could be what the hats are that's what the hats are from.

Friend Fitness. Mine's in XL. What's that supposed to mean? You know, normally wear double X, but I guess they're pushing me towards, you know, getting more fit. I'm just kidding. Cool. These might be shirts for your whole family. There's a lot.

There's four more. Sweet. We got shirts. So many. Shoutouts. Oh, Friend Lumber Company. What? Now we lumber company right now we're talking now we're talking cool so we got all sorts of stuff and then there's one more thing in here seriously oh there's a card too okay sweet we got our own dundee award no way look at this it's like an

actual like guy from the office office with a briefcase. How about that? What? Put that right here on the focus right. Wow. Okay. Here's the card now. Brad and Jake,

that's us. There's a shirt in here for Kat. Wait, is this the start of the... Where is the start of the... That's good. Okay. There's a shirt in here for cat wait is this the start of the where do i where's the start of that's okay there's a shirt in here for katherine too share the extra hats with anyone you'd like i know lime green isn't a trustworthy business color but hopefully the fact that our name is friend offsets that and makes us trustworthy also i know you already have a dundee but i bought this

a long time ago before you had the other one. You both need one anyway. That's right. Hopefully, Hattie and Bo don't already have these books. You guys are the best. I'm going to go ahead and assume that Jake killed it at the show and say awesome job. Go see Forever, Kelsey. Wow. And then in here.

Oh, it's a cartoon from a newspaper about pickleball. This guy in a suit says, look at this. A little plastic ball with tiny holes how fun i'd love to play if someone was interested oh max bradden pickleball hustler that's the end of the comic strip i think so i don't know if there's more or maybe the back is what i was supposed to see no surely the pickleball thing republican party doyle heine got 1905 votes john votes. Johnny Mitchell only got 265 votes. Johnny?

Why'd you even run? You'd lose it. You had to go against Doyle Heine. I mean, you're going to lose that battle. Nine times out of nine. Look at Doyle Heine on the back. Kelsey Friend. This is so kind.

This is so fun. Wow. Thank you, Kelsey. And others. And this says howdy. I think it was just to go on the book. Oh, perfect. She's I can't imagine how much she's going to love it. I'm going to try to film her reaction.

Ooh, that'll be fun. Thanks, guys. Shout out to all you. Shout out to you guys up and down the river. Let's do some currently trending. Shall we? Let's do it. Currently trending for me is iced matcha. Matcha.

Ever heard of it? Ever had it? My gosh. It's green. I've never had it though. I really, really like it, Jake. More than horchata? More than, yes, I think.

I'm going to say it. I think I do. More than horchata. I had it the other day at the McLean's Mondays and man, is it good. I got it with pumpkin spice in there. Isaac, you ever had matcha? Like the green stuff? Yeah.

That's about all I know about it. Hey, that's all I knew too, is that it's green. Real quick, can you reenact? Watch out for the shelves. Can you reenact Lindsay Porter's Shush? Is that good? I don't know. You weren't there, but I thought it was good.

Okay. Yeah. Lindsay, if you're listening, was that good? Lindsay, if you're't there but I thought it was good okay yeah Lindsay if you're listening was that good Lindsay if you're listening how was your date with Isaac was it nice that's when you remember

Isaac's 20 when he said something like that what do you mean don't act like you've never said it like that oh man of course I have

of course I have anyway this is nice thanks dude this is nice This is nice. Thanks, dude. This is nice. This is nice. Nice. So nice.

I really like... Nice, nice. Isaac just tripped over this fan that's on the ground over there. Yeah, really liking matcha these days. I don't know what it is about it. Put some pumpkin spice in there, and man, it is good. I don't know. It just tastes right.

So just a shout out to matcha. Shout out matchaa shout out sorry currently trending matcha great yeah oh here's something sure i'll do it okay uh katherine just texted me and said are you gonna tell uh the ghosties that i'm pregnant we're having a baby what's up i'm gonna text her back i just did all caps um yeah guys uh catherine is pregnant once again with a child with with child pregnant with emotion yeah i wasn't planning on telling you this week but here we are it's that time here's a fun fact i actually currently trending pregnancy currently trending trending Catherine's, uh, uh, fetus. Let's try to think of what's the right word here. Yeah. Um, yeah, I, yeah. The fun thing was that I was really, Oh, this is fun. Look at, look at Leslie Knope on the screen. This is what Catherine just sent me back.

She's so fun guys. She's so cool. She knows how to how to do gifts um so i was actually going to tell like wait and tell jake on the podcast like like that was going to be the fun thing is that like yeah katherine's been pregnant i i don't know how far along she is i'm sorry i think she's like 17 weeks maybe i don't know i'm terrible at that stuff i'll we're doing april 30 years ago uh we're doing april and i was gonna i was gonna tell j, I don't know, four or five weeks ago on the podcast like that. We were pregnant. And-

Give you one guess who screwed it up. I'll give you a hint. He just goes, nice. We were in a bind and we needed somebody to watch our kids for like an hour when we went to the doctor. And so we asked Isaac and I think I told Catherine like, Hey, just tell Isaac, like, don't tell anybody or whatever. And I don't think she communicated super well not to tell you, but she's like, Hey, just don't like not very

many people know about or whatever. And he comes home and basically told you, right? It was like, he said that he'd just been watching Hattie and bone. I was like, Oh, what for? He's like, Oh, Catherine had some like doctor's appointment. I I think Brad went with her and me obviously like I'm so in the dark I do not know anything but I made some comment I was like oh good for them like I just something like dumb comment but I think from Isaac's perspective he's like oh Jake knows that's why he said good for them he knows he's like or like or like oh he figured it out oh he solved it which I think I was just like eating not paying attention oh doctors hey good for them which I think I was just like eating, not paying attention. Oh, doctors. Hey, good for them. That's fun. I was not putting it together. And then Isaac's like, so I guess, you know, I was like, what? He's like, they're pregnant. I was like, what?

And then I felt bad. He's like, yeah, I told Jake and I was like, dude, no, no, I felt bad. Like Jake didn't know. Like I didn't tell Jake myself. So I was like, oh, I feel bad for whatever, you know, a third kid. It is kind of like that thing. Like, like the first one, like we did a, not a gender reveal, but kind of like, you know, we like put a little girl's shoe in a pinata whenever we hit it or not, you know, and all this different stuff. And now it's just like, like with my parents, I was like, yeah, uh, Catherine hasn't been feeling well because she's pregnant. And my mom was like, what? You're like, yeah. Also, you got to try matcha. Yeah. But matcha, mom. I mean, come on. Anyway, yeah.

Just shout out to Catherine. Currently trending, whatever it is we're doing. Motherhood. Yeah. I'm just really excited. We are thinking, we're considering not finding out gender. We're thinking about it. What a wild ride.

I know. Because they're zany. I know. So we've had kids during that time of year already in both genders. So might as well not figure out and we'll be okay like because a lot of things like oh i don't know if it's a boy or girl and they're going to be born in the winter and we're not going to have winter clothes for them if okay i was about to ask why you brought the seasons into it yeah yeah so we've had a we're hoping for a

capricorn again we got a march girl may boy so no matter what they'll have clothes for the right season i thought we're going horoscope there boy Boy or girl, she'll be a Pisces. Thank God. So it doesn't matter. That's right. That same week that Isaac spilled the beans, my other roommate, Harrison, also spilled the beans. I won't say about who,

because it doesn't seem like it's our place to announce that. He also spilled the beans to me. I think he kind of enjoyed spilling the beans. I think he likes beans. Yeah. He's like, wait, you know, right? And I'm like, no. And what's funny is he had a perfect out with me because when the male, um, was like, I guess telling people that they were pregnant,

he also had COVID. So Harrison goes, we're talking about something else. He goes, oh, by the way, did you hear about so-and-so? And I was like, yeah, it's crazy. And Harrison goes, no, they're pregnant. Like you could have just said, yes. I clearly don't know if, if I'm not like, yeah, he has COVID and they're pregnant. If I don't give you that they're pregnant like you could have just said yes i clearly don't know if if i'm not like yeah he has covid and they're pregnant right if i don't give you that they're pregnant yeah i don't know yeah it was so funny i got a movie or like that was like a michael scott thing right you hear oh yeah no no it's a different thing it's okay stanley cheated on his wife it was like that episode no no that's not the rumor yeah yeah yeah i like it i like it when uh whenever jim's like

told michael about his crush on Pam. Oh yeah. Like the P situation P you know, P I am. It's okay. It's okay. We're talking in code. Talking in code. Anyway. Uh, yeah, we're pregnant guys.

So we're excited. Um, we, I'm sure you guys are going to be excited for us and thanks in advance for your kind words to us. Um, yeah. We have another, another child. More Patreon content is what I'm hearing. That's right, exactly. That was not supposed to be my last Currently Trending,

so I do have one more. Okay, go for it. Currently Trending is about one of my children who is outside of the womb. His name is Bo, and he's hilarious these days. I mean, they're all fun, but he started, he doesn't really talk, but he's trying to say words, but he's just babbling, but he'll say like a question and then like, just start nodding his head like this. I like that. And it is the most like,

like, it's like a sales technique. I think like, I need to start like nodding my head. Like, it's like a physical thing of like, yeah, I want to say yes to you because he'll be like, like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like reaching out to like, try to get something like some food or something. He's like, bop, bop, bop. Just nodding his head. And it's the energy that I think we all need.

It's just a Bo Ellis nod. More nods. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I want people to come up to me after a show. Hey, you did good tonight. Yes. Yes. Seriously, nod that head.

Up and down, yeah. Nod that head more. I guarantee you things are going to be better you're gonna get better reactions you're gonna get a lower price yes on that used car you're gonna get a higher price on that table you sell seriously okay um let's think you're a used car salesman i'm willing to buy a new haunt or use a honda odyssey from you will you take 800 less for that no as long as we can go with $7,500. How about $800 less? Sorry, I can maybe do $7,300. $800. $800 less. I could talk to my buddy. I could maybe

do $7,000. Can you do $7,000? Jake, $800 less. It's hard to not laugh. Right? It's hard not to say yes. I want to give you more than $800 off. I know. You deserve $1,000, sir. Because I'm doing such a good job. You're so up and down naughty. Oh, man. I need to take a video of Bo doing this. I think that's what we call it.

It's getting naughty. Oh, with a D two D's. You've been a good boy or you've been naughty. N O D D Y. Yeah. Oh, I've been naughty for Halloween. Thank you for the candy. The way he said, because for the longest time he say uh uh to everything.

And I say that on the podcast before, like that was like, his thing was like, no matter what you asked him, he would just go uh uh. And like, obviously he doesn't know what he's doing it's tough to and so we've i think had he or katherine taught him like nod and so now he but he doesn't just nod like like he kind of just like has some attitude to it does it yeah it's so cute it's so fun and uh yeah just um yeah that's one of my currently trendings i i have one more too sorry but dude that's great just your children are already great you're having more of them yeah i can see why it's got to be fun it's so fun dude especially we're like so far so good why would we stop yeah that's what i think yeah let's wait until we don't like it anymore to stop and then stop yeah i mean the key to

marriage is having more yeah so blessing from the lord you know do you care one way or another like are you leaning one way or another, boy or girl? People have asked me that before, and I don't think so. I really like the idea of, which obviously- Something in the middle. Well, obviously, if we have three, if we have four or five or whatever, it's probably not going to happen. But I think it's kind of fun to have like one boy or one girl. Like, it's kind of fun if like Hattie is my-

Three girls? Hattie is my little princess, you know? And then I have two boys. Yeah. Like it's kind of fun if like Hattie is my little princess, you know, and like, and then I have two boys like, or, you know, Bo's my, Bo's my buddy that we, we share like boy stuff with. And these two girls are like, that's a good thought. I like that. I mean, but I, I do think we're probably going to have a fourth kid probably, hopefully. And so, um, I don't, that might not come true, but so I don't, I don't really care.

I think if Catherine had to say, I think she would want a girl. So I guess for her sake, I'll say girl, but I it's, they're so fun no matter what. So, um, I, I don't really care too much one way or the other. It's getting your boys are a little more of a handful. I'll say that Bo has been more of a handful than so far. So far. Yeah. Just like physically, like just running around and throwing stuff down.

Like he's like the Roomba. He's like the off-road Roomba and Hattie was so much more careful. And she was just like an actual vacuum which is very very stationary yeah she had her own you know cleaned out her own filters and everything yeah I stayed in the closet a lot that's right yeah yeah so good for you guys third

guitar pick coming soon that's right hoping to get four dang yeah what was my other currently trending finally uploading jingles to patreon oh Yeah. What was my other currently trending? Finally uploading jingles to Patreon. Oh, good. I kind of forgot about that.

Yeah. The bus does not have good Wi-Fi. Okay. It does have Wi-Fi? It does have Wi-Fi, which is nice. Enough to buy a couple sweatshirts, but not enough to upload videos. So every time, like, yeah, it just never worked out. But we're good now.

Uploaded four in a row this week. I'm all caught up, guys. Dead and Gone. I don't know if we've talked about this yet, but Dead and Gone was, like, maybe my favorite jingle we've done, at least in a row this week. I'm all caught up guys. Dead and gone. I don't know if we've talked about this yet, but dead and gone was like maybe my favorite jingle we've done at least in a long time. Wow. I still need to listen to it. I haven't even listened.

I haven't either, but I just remember at the time, at the time I was like, this is going so well. So, uh, okay. My last one is currently Trinity is an intentional family podcast.

I actually, Oh yeah. Did a little excerpt on it on Patreon last night. Just kind of, uh, but it's Jefferson Bethke and another Jefferson Bethke. If you guys don't know, he's like this popular writer, author, speaker. Yeah. He's the one that you and Trey went to somewhere with. We were in like Los Angeles with him. Lives in Maui. Nice guy. He's like friends with Jake. I would say we were friends. And anyway, it's Jefferson Bethke and a guy named John Tyson, who John Tyson is a pastor

in Manhattan, New York. And they just- This is John Tyson. That was great. Yeah. But I did Mike Tyson one time for a skit at camp and I had my friend Jake Seisler. He like painted a tattoo on my face. That's amazing. It was awesome. And he was like, he was like my trainer and you know, we were,

we were doing all this. Oh, it was awesome. It was so funny. I would love to see that again. That's so funny, dude. Dude, we should do more like live skits, live theater. Yeah. We should get into that more. I'm still convinced the peak of my comedy was when I was working at camp. Like you were Mike Tyson. Oh man. Performing for eight year olds. I was Mike Tyson. I was working at camp. You were Mike Tyson. Oh, man. Performing for eight-year-olds. I was Mike Tyson. I was Bill Romanowski. I was Father Time. I was all, but we called myself Papa T.

What was Catherine's one character that she liked so much of you? Oh, of me? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Lucky. Lucky the Pirate. Lucky the Pirate. I was Bo.

I was Bo, I was a sheep named Bo one time. Yeah, it was all these different things. John Tyson. This is Mike Tyson. So anyway, Jefferson, um, John Tyson, this is Mike Tyson. Uh, so anyway, Joseph,

Beth, you, John Tyson do this podcast. They're like 20 minutes long. They're great. Uh, I was telling my mom about it. I was like,

they're like 20 minutes are really short and really easy to listen to. She goes, Oh really? Like making fun of how long ours are. I'm like, you don't have to listen. Hey, totally your call.

Um, anyway, it just talks a lot about being a dad and being a parent, uh, to kids obviously. And just, I've been learning a lot from it a dad and being a parent uh to kids obviously and just i've been learning a lot from it so anyway intentional family podcast encourage people to check it out currently training yep that's cool uh i know more training things one other just quick thing i wanted to say about the kansas city show it's 6 45 show is originally supposed

to start at 7 we ended up pushing it back because people were late getting there but people were at chewy's too long too long chewing and at 6 45 i get a dm from my friend garrett clark golfer youtuber talked about before at gm golf replies like dude i would love to come what is the king city show it's like about 20 minutes he said i was like are you in town he's like yeah we flew back today to shoot some content like i'll come if you give me tickets so i was like well maybe so i go to like tour manager Tom, like, Hey, I just had a friend say he could come. That's probably ridiculous. Right? I was like, can you get four seats next to each other? And he's like, if he wants to sit next to the sound guy or something like that, or like right behind the sound guy, I was like, great callback gear.

I'm like, get here right now. And so they left from the golf course, him and like members of good, good. If anyone follows them or whatever, they're still in their golf gear, came straight to the show, saw me perform. I i get done performing afterwards i'm high on life it's so fun i'm like talking to trey we'll get real quick during like three minute debrief like kyle the dermatologist don't talk to him he's like front left i'm pretty sure brad is front right just FYI if you want to avoid that um other things i need to debrief with him yeah and then i go off side stage and garrett and and Bubby and Grant are just there. They are backstage.

Just hanging out. They got the keys from the sound guy. Like, get back there. It's like you guys get some subscribers on YouTube. You do anything you want now. They were just side stage. Like, dude, you did awesome. I was like, first of all, thank you.

Second of all, how are you guys back? How did you do this? How did you get here? Like, did people see you? Did you sneak? Like, we just walked back here. We wanted to find you. Like, these places are impossible to navigate. How did you find me? How did you get here? Like, did people see you? Did you sneak? Like, we just walked back here. We wanted to find you. Like, these places are impossible to navigate.

How did you find me? No, you don't feel weird about this. Yeah, it was awesome. It was so good to see him. And what what strong security they had. Everyone was too worried about ushering people out at the end of the show. Like, look, these guys golf for a living. How harmful can they be?

Yeah. And then what's funny is they're kind of a little quinky dink. Not only is one of the first guys I ever met at CannaCuck in 2011, it was the cabin I lived in before campers get there. He was my shepherd, as we call it. He was like the veteran camper. His name is Joe Gilliland.

He is now their manager. He manages like talent and like golf influencers or whatever. So he's their manager in Dallas. And then further coink-a-donk is, I guess, Trey reached out to like his agent, his manager, Jack, and was further coinkadonk is i guess trey reached out to like his agent his manager jack was like hey if you can get us any like hookups at golf courses as we're traveling like that'd be cool or whatever yeah joe gillen now hits me up he's like hey do you know this guy jack reed i was like yeah why he's like oh he just emailed me wanting like golf

hookups i was like what i was like yeah i know he's like oh i just heard of some guy like trying to get trey's attention like hey trey if you want to work with me I can get you golf stuff I was like no that's like Trey's guy or whatever manager yeah yeah so it's all just getting so connected golf and comedy and life and love and laugh spelled l-a-u-f-f-t or l-a-h-f-e I think laugh laugh oh that's great so fun little story these guys are great love it check out good good if you like golf stuff on youtube or cool hats or cool hats don't put them in the washer though it will it'll switch the shape of them one of the things I am is onto the house today when it was like plastic okay uh yeah sure that you know you yeah like molds to your hat to help

yeah you put your hat in a plastic apartment oh dishwasher oh is it in the regular washer i go wash a machine all right that's what i would think i don't wash my hats very often i'll go microwave katherine washed my hat kind of recently and i got kind of frustrated with her i was like don't wash my hat but she she had good intentions they were very dirty and my hat was dirty try to keep the dirty hats dirty and the clean hats clean sure um okay that's probably enough of that of the show yada yada um everything happens this week let's get into some voice memos let's do it shall we let's see i want to start off with this one hey jake and brad this is bailey

calling from the milwaukee show um with the correct pronunciation to the wisconsin cities so here they are sheboygan manitowoc wasa kakana ashwabinan waukesha okonomowoc menominee wauwatosa and wayawega um so it's pretty funny we enjoyed listening to that one laughed pretty hard at that um next thing is I have a question for you guys wondering if you can recall any times where you were laughing at something, but it was too inappropriate of a time to laugh. So mine would be at my grandpa's funeral and the Catholic priest started singing. I was glad I was wearing a mask so I wasn't laughing out loud um so wondering if you guys had any um scenarios like that thanks guys love the pod i like i like to think that she wasn't wearing a mask because of covid i like to think it was like a halloween themed funeral or something there i am i have my scream mask on

i just got a bill clinton mask on like yeah my sister went as hillary and this was the exact girl who gave us the list i just now put that together hayley drescher we got like half of those right we got the easy ones right i really like how to i really like how to say a schwab on that one just sounds nice i had the emphasis the schwab and then uh they're so hawaiian she made no comment about the hawaiian connection you put together last week i liked that theory has justin told you about it yet i have not heard back from justin either justin let us know people don't want to tell us the truth but we got some any of the au's we got a little off wasao and kakona or however she said them got those wrong but we got

wawatosa wakesha we got some as far as her question goes i'm sure i have kind of tough to recall that off the top of my head the one i can think of i'm sure i've done it so many times but not like super super inappropriate times but like i remember one time at canada cook staff training week i just texted you a movie that katherine texted me i want to you play it later cool um there was a a guy giving this speech. It was like staff training week. So there's, you know,

tons of people there. And for whatever reason, he was black guy, but he didn't say donkey. He said donkey. And one of my friends thought it was the funniest thing the way, and he kept talking about donkey

and donkey and donkey. And like, and my friend thought it was the funniest thing. And so then like, because he was laughing so uncontrollably

and like trying to hold it in watching him lose it made me lose it yeah and then we're just laughing at each other and then like we kind of get over it and then all of a sudden he's and don't get you know he says it again it's like oh my gosh there he goes again and so that's the one time i could think of like that that's pretty good i that's my same friend by the way that um he he laughs when he's embarrassed which is like terrible gosh and so yeah he'll just say something that he shouldn't have said and then he'll laugh at somebody like to their face and yeah it's just the worst of every habit so yeah i don't really i can't think of a very good answer right now and i've even

already shared this story on the podcast but when i when went to Las Vegas for Matt Kelly's bachelor party and my friend Sherman and Grant Huterberg, we go into the bathroom of like the Hakkasan and yeah, they're just acting like they've contracted some things from some, some escorts in Vegas. Yeah. Careful third graders might be listening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Some things like, uh, you know, you know you know milk duds sprees milky milky cocoa yeah yeah so that was a time where i was like i don't think i should be laughing but boy this is funny this is taking me by surprise um okay so that was from hayley thanks hayley thank you hayley hey jake and brad this is andrew um to give you some background on myself um i used to work for kansas state baseball and i did some baseball analytics for them go cats um i currently work for the chiefs as a data scientist i'll give you this background because tonight while i was playing basketball with some guys i told them about my background and what i do the first question i got almost immediately was, oh, have you seen Moneyball?

Yes, I've seen Moneyball. Thanks for asking. I get this question every time I tell someone about my background. It's like your exact job. That's very frustrating. I can guarantee you every time I tell someone about it, they ask it. That's funny. I'm just curious, what questions do you guys get about your jobs when you tell them you're a woodworker or comedian? Um, just

never fails. You get that same question. Um, Jake, I got tickets for the show in St. Louis. Super excited for that. Brad, I'll see you Sunday morning at LBC. Yeah, baby. So he lives here, but he's coming to the show in st louis he's trying to reach the lost yeah that's it needs it that's part of lbc's mission is you know go to st louis to go out to the centers and yeah teach about teach about christ so um that's such a great question and it's so funny like he has a specific job there's only been one movie ever made about that specific job you do data analytics have you seen the one other movie that talks about this but baseball analytics yeah yeah like you know i've been meaning to i've heard about it yeah yeah like what yeah there could be like other examples of that like i have an iq of

75 and i played football for alabama have you seen forrest gump yeah yeah but because i also work for a shrimp company not because of the football part like they didn't even connect that there was you'd be surprised how accurate the shrimp parts yeah right right like yeah i started this uh social media network uh that's like huge it shut down like a server i'm getting i'm getting sued a bunch oh have you seen the social network i was the social network yeah all these different things different things. Hey, nice to meet you. I am a gay cowboy. Really? Okay.

You've seen Brokeback Mountain? Surely you've seen Magic Mike. No. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. What else? My skin is green. And my friends with a donkey.

And my wife is hot. Yeah. Oh. And yeah, I am friends with a donkey. And my wife is hot. Yeah. Oh. And yeah, I'm friends with a donkey. That's good. That is a funny thought. I don't have any like... I got bit by a spider.

Sorry. Okay, I'm done. Yeah, you can keep going. The one question that people always ask, and I don't know if it's just like a small talk question or if they really care. I doubt they really care, but people always want to know where I buy my wood. Oh, friends lumber. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, maybe, but like, uh, like, like it's like, like I'll, I'll answer you, but you're not going to know. I was gonna say,

I would have never thought to ask you that. Cause I do not care. It doesn't matter. Or name a hardwood store in Kansas city. You know what I mean? Oh, Lester's Lumbee. Exactly. Yeah. Bloomer hardwoods. Yeah. It's like, oh, okay. Like, where's the conversation go from there? Nice. Do you like it? Like, that's all it's going to go. Is it cool? Oh, are they good?

Like, it's good. Long, straight. Yeah. Pretty wooden, huh? I think everyone wants me to say like Home Depot or Lowe's or something, you know? And so like, they can kind of relate to that. Like, oh, I didn't know if you went to Home Depot. I was like, oh, I used to, whatever, you know?

But like, people always like ask me like, where do you buy your lumber? Where do you buy your wood from? You know, I don't have a straight answer. That's even common. Yeah. Cause it doesn't seem like,

why would anyone care? It is, it is a weird, a weird way to like, or weird question. I don't know. Yeah. Um,

for me, if you don't know enough, sorry about, uh, the trade or whatever, like you don't know where to start. I don't know what to ask. Like, uh, Jake, what, what f-stop do you use what what brand f-stop do you use on your apertures on your isos yeah you're like um so you make tables but do you eat off of them do you can

you you can are these the tables that you eat off of or you sit down on them because there's a back there's a back to the table yeah you make a table but you don't or you make a chair but you don't sit on it uh for me if they haven't already said jake from state farm you know those commercials right yeah then i think i get somewhat off and it's like okay now youtube how does that work how does that work how does like how do you get money yeah how do you get money so you guys get paid from YouTube. YouTube pays you guys. Or, like, how many subscribers until you start getting paid?

You know, you just tell, like, they are inquisitive, but with those questions, like, oh, they have no clue. I'm gonna, they, I don't even know where to start. Yeah. So, I saw a woman last night

playing pickleball, older woman, but nowhere, just strictly from pickleball. This woman loves me. Scott even calls it out. He's like, yo, so-and-so like she was talking about you when you got it, but she saw you in the parking lot when you walked up. Haven't seen this woman in 10 months. She's got one question to ask me last night. She goes, Jacob had seen all her stuff. It's good to see it. What job did you

quit to do what you're doing now? And that was a brand new one. I was like, okay, that's different. That's fun. Yeah. That was not what I i was expecting but for the most part it is uh yeah just like you know how does that work how many what is one view how many yes like is that a dollar or whatever right yeah that is a question i've i've started getting the ass out like like how do you get paid like that's what they always ask i say well watch the whole video and we get paid for the ads. That's a fun question, Andrew. See you at Churchman.

Very fun question. Go Jesus. Hey, Jake and Brad. I was just listening to your most recent episode. And Jake talks about meeting a NFL football coach. And that reminded me of the summer. I was working at Hanukkah. And I went to a cabin each night and I was a kitschy at the time. So I went to this cabin and this group of girls and there was this one girl and she was really fun, really bubbly and just really hilarious.

And I remember one night she was wearing a chief's hoodie and I was like, huh, like that's interesting. And I was going to talk to her about it and then later forgot. And then the next day I hear from someone that she is Clark Hunt's daughter. So then I go to her the next day. I'm like, you're Clark Hunt's daughter? She's like, I am. And that was just wild. I was like, how in the world did I not know that? And just how humble you are, not even being like I'm, you know,

she wasn't prideful of that, which is really cool. But what was the coolest interaction you've had with a famous person? Bye. Bye. Thank you, Jewel. Nice to meet you. Your sisters are great. I met Lucy Min.

When? Thursday. She was there. This Thursday? Wait, she was at the show? Yeah. There's so many people who like didn't ever say hi. Oh, really?

Lucy Min. Lucy Min. You dog. Came from Lawrence. You didn't say hi? Dang, she's sneakyrence you didn't say hi dang she's sneaky hi that's too bad that's like the top golf rachel just like playing it's so cool you know it's like yeah i mean it's fine it's just something to do i just want to meet katherine um okay first and foremost can we do a pulse check on the chiefs what do we think how are we feeling pulse check um you know here's where I'm at. It's a high pitched. They're three and four.

We're fine. It's a high pitch. We're fine. Okay. What about you? No, 100% gas pedal. I'm still so confident. The chiefs.

Okay. I, my confidence will not waver until week 18. I am so confident. I, I, I, I, I'm not confident that they're necessarily going to win the AFC right now, but I'm confident that they will still go to the Super Bowl. That's good. Because a lot of people are getting worried we're going to have to shut down the podcast. Nope. If you guys remember.

People are like, renegotiate the terms. Chiefs don't go to the Super Bowl. You don't go. Nope. No. Gas pedal. The terms are the terms and we are just fine. The terms were two months ago.

I said, as long as Patrick Mahomes stays healthy and we don't make it to the Super Bowl, we will quit this podcast. Yeah. So far, one of those things has stayed true Andy and you're reading Patrick Mahomes are on the Chiefs therefore we are fine we are fine not worried one bit you can they can lose the Giants this week they look if they lose the Giants tonight it's on Monday Night Football Monday Night Football still still won't be scared I'll get I'll be honest I'll be I'll be I'll be a little higher pitch as well I'm not that scared I think it's fine we're saying have team this is just fine yeah but but i i'm confident so yeah it is fun and it's nice to be like balancing out like everyone on the internet is really turning on the chief so it's nice to ride the optimism like

we're the we're fine yeah how many people are truly turning on the chiefs and how many people are just like hey let me have a hot take. Patrick Holmes. Isn't that good? It's like, you're, you're just doing this for class. Give me a break. Give me a break. Give me a break from that.

Yeah. Give me a break. Um, anyway, back to the chiefs. One of Brad's favorite chiefs is Gracie hunt. Loves following her on Instagram. Give me a break. Give me a break. I stopped following her cause you guys guilted me out of it.

All right. Like it was at two years ago, last year? I don't want to talk about this. I'll tell you. Okay. So first and foremost, let me tell you, have I told the story in the podcast about Noble and the Chiefs? Yes, I think so.

Because you had him in your cabin, right? I didn't have him in my cabin, but like he was at our camp. It was like, my daddy owns the like. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He was like, you like the Chiefs? I like the Chiefs. I was like, no way.

He's like, yeah, my dad owns them how you have like you like the chiefs i like the chiefs i was like no way he's like yeah my dad owns them whoa so so i know i know the hunt family i have tavia the mom's phone number in my phone okay talk about famous people you know and so yeah follow the daughter who happens to be a cute girl and it has started to be like modeling things and whatever i don't i think i I found out like Brad is like, you guys see Gracie Hunt's Instagram post today? No, I didn't say that. I never said that. No, I would never have said that.

There's no way. There's no way that's how I brought up. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way I would have said that. Granted, I don't remember the interaction at all. There's no way I would be like, hey dude, you see her pictures? There's no way. Did be like hey dude you see her pictures there's no way you

see her pumpkins she's decorated happy halloween you didn't have her mask on there's no way i don't know how you brought it out i think i just said i was following her and i was like i know i know exactly i remember the conversation now because i was like i was like it's interesting to watch like the behind the scenes of how they get to the game and like how they're in the tunnel after the game and like that's why i follow her and you guys were like yeah sure that's why you like the articles too don't you yeah exactly i bet you just read that for the articles um behind the scenes i was looking at her paddle behind her scenes no uh whatever um i think that she was talking about tight end day i don't even know she was talking about crazy hunt she might have been talking about the other sister there's two girls anyway the hunt family seems awesome

they seem awesome noble is really great yeah he's gonna be the owner someday and i'm gonna say i know that guy i know the owner i knowous people. Honestly, Noble Hunt's probably the most famous person I've ever met. Noble and Tavia. I mean, yes. Yeah, exactly. I don't know.

You have a million answers for this. Jamie McDermott, Buffalo Bills head coach wife. Yeah. You know, she's number one right now. I mean, that's the general woman.

Go to the general and save some time. They're the most recent ones. Catherine loved that. I told her. Yeah. I like both of y'all's like love and affinity for like uh like celebrity yeah yeah yeah yeah it is just funny because there's only one guy that does that you know just him just him and ever like more people know that

than jamie mcdermott yeah you know and there's only yeah i've had i guess a decent a fair share of celebrity interactions but none that are like super noteworthy. Like Ryan Seacrest is so acrobatic. He can do, he can do backflips, you know, like that would be cool. I don't have anything like that. I was like, I haven't heard that part. Yeah. Yeah.

No, everything is like, yeah, people I've met are like, cool. They're about what you would expect. There turns out, get this pretty normal people. Are they almost like boring? Normal though? Like, is that that is that a hot take is like celebrities aren't even fun don't be yeah don't meet any of them like i'm kind of trying to make sure this podcast doesn't get up to 700 000 listeners every week i don't want to

get to that point because then we won't be fun anymore maybe that's it i'm trying to think if anyone was like not anything other than ordinary logan paul was pretty like oh okay you're pretty high energy off camera you do some interesting things off camera. Really? Yeah. What do you share? Nothing crazy. It wasn't like he was like doing Molly off camera or anything.

It's just like his energy sending an email was like, OK, you are really pretty like eclectic person. You're pretty like high energy. Like you just like it's like intangible or like what do you mean by energy? I remember him sending an email and then he got done and he was like ready to be shooting a video now that he's done the email he slams his laptop shut and just starts screaming he's like whoa all right let's shoot let's shoot baby come on okay which is like very much the opposite of trey where it'd be like all right should we do this thing or i'm gonna be like yeah that killed me today we were we were waiting too long i was

like let's go let's film this thing um no i have nothing but good things to say about logan but it was like oh he wasn't just like um just like normal and chill and played it cool it was like even when the camera's off he's very intense very high energy very hard working very much like enjoys what he does cares about what he does he's very into it it was like it's fun to watch because he wasn't boring cool everyone else been pretty boring okay fun fun question yeah good question uh all right let's do our five star reviews of the week sure i'm gonna start oh do you want to play that video i'm i'm sorry uh i asked kathleen can i play that on a podcast she said you can just shows how spoiled our kids are with your job i want to know what that means. Let's see what this means. Say that again.

I haven't seen dad all day and he's not home right now either. I'm sorry. Besides, he said he was home in the afternoon and now he doesn't remember.

Oh, did I fool remember oh I bet he remembered he's busy he's recording the podcast he'll be back soon I bet oh that's cute I thought it was going to be like a funny just shows how spoiled they are they're singing the ghost verse theme song or something I did tell her

because I've been throwing her up in the air and she thinks it's so fun so I said when you get home later I i've been throwing her up in the air and she thinks it's so fun so i said when you get home later i'm gonna throw you up in the air i'm gonna throw i was telling i was like i'm gonna throw you both up in the air she's like okay that's cute she's ready to be thrown she's got a rain jacket on some boots on she's ready to be outdoors uh sorry how to come that's adorable uh review of the week let's see Do you have one? I have, I have, I like to go for it. Okay. Um, uh, mine's from S A S T C sasked. I bet you're probably wondering how I got here earlier this year. Sometime in February, I think the stars aligned and I found the ghost runners podcast. I was instantly hooked and pleasantly surprised when I heard the voices of my good friends, the I'm down boys for the better

part of the next two weeks. I listened until I was all caught up and I've been listening every Monday ever since my dad quit his job at the end of the summer to pursue his dream. So this school year has been a little extra chaotic, but it's given me a chance to show him ghost runners. And now we watch every Monday morning together. Anyways, I just wanted to give you guys some words of F. So here it goes, Jake.ake hey you remind me of my friend mason and he's pretty cool mason ramsey probably welcome maybe brad you are very funny an amazing singer thank you you guys are absolutely killing it and i really look up to you guys sincerely thatcher from young martian oh young martin martin thatcher young mart. Is that a city? Go ahead.

Okay. Next review comes from Floppyfish. Hi, Jake and Brad. I'm writing this review appropriately, probably approximately, one hour after meeting Jake at the Lincoln Show. I feel like I didn't scream five stars in our quick interaction, so I'll try again in a five-star review.

I've been listening for almost two years, and it's odd that I love following the lives of two Midwest best friends, but I adore it. I love that I'm a part of your life events that you guys are a part of mine in a way thank you for making my monday so much better also i want to congratulate jake again on the awesome show i can't wait to see brad live someday love kate whoa throwing down the l word floppy fish i remember when claire bouldry wrote love claire in a note to me for my birthday party

in second grade and i thought hot okay claire okay meet my mom i see you love kate thank you claire kate kate bobby fish oh geez yeah someday someday we'll make it happen brad do you want to end this episode with a jingle yeah with you i would want you to you want me to do the last part in the beginning okay you're you're the first one to sing this one's coming from Rachel Phillips. Do you know that your first one sing? Like when that, no,

you'll meet it. You'll meet it. Start it. Yeah, sure. So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I want to, I want to,

I want to, I want to, I really, really want to zig, zig. Ah, sometimes on Monday, got it. I get. I wanna. I wanna. Oh, I thought we were gonna. I really, really wanna zig-a-zig. Sometimes on Monday. Got it. I get real sad.

We'll do that next time. Okay. Then I remember there's Jake and Brett. That's us. So don't go wasting your precious time. Get on your feet.

It's gonna be just fine. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. So tell me you what I want What I really, really want So tell me what you want What you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really, really, really Ziggy zig, ah

If you wanna be Augustine You gotta listen to my friends Inside jokes forever Friendship never ends If you wanna be Augustine You have got to give Taking is too easy But that's the way it is

Oh and just like that Now you know it's for real Say Alice Castle Creations Has some really good deals Now don't be lazy Give them a try If you're like Tony You'll never really say goodbye

I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want So tell me what you want What you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna, I wanna

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna, I wanna If you wanna be a ghostie You gotta listen to my friends Inside jokes forever Friendship never ends If you wanna be a ghostie, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's a story from J and B You wanna be a ghostie, gotta listen every week We got Brad in the basement who likes taking walks You got Isaac upstairs, working like a boss Scott Sell is good at golf We're talking no boogie, and for me I do stand-up comedy somebody down and by all of them if you want to be a ghosty you gotta listen to my friends I got to say, you have got to give. To Patreon. Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

If you want to be a ghostie, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to slam, slam, slam, slam. Slap your money down and buy all of the merch. Slap your money down and buy all of the merch. Slap your money down and buy all of the merch. Slap your money down and, oh, merch Slip your money down and oh how's your mom If you wanna be a gossy gossy gossy gossy gossy Good self reverb there at the end

That was good Yeah that was good That was good i did not know the end of that where it gets a little faster the rap that was good that was fun thank you rachel phillips phillips for writing that for us that was very fun sister screwdriver that's right um man what a fun episode this has been episode 130 of one of brad and i's favorite podcasts that we do together this is is Ghostrunners. To all of our fans out there,

thank you for listening. To all of our deaf fans out there, thank you for watching. Let me... To all of our Navy Sea captains, thank you for listening to that Morse code. That's right. Shout out to Admiral Anthony.

Sure, he's the captain now a.a um thank you for all the people that continue to buy merch on uh ghostrunners.life as well it's really cool and a faucet that drips yeah at this point it's like are you even gonna go to a jake triplet show without ghostrunners merch you gotta you gotta apparently you gotta you gotta uh apparently there were people in iowa city i was mistaken who were ghosties yeah there was just no merch and also no one told me that they were ghost owners but you gotta have the merch on then it's a no-brainer you gotta you gotta you gotta i can't not hear it now you gotta slam yourself down and buy some merch you know the song oh awesome good stuff let's go be good dads and good whatever i am like Like, you're going to go see Hattie. I'll figure it out.

I'm going to go throw my daughter up in the air. I'll go throw Isaac around. Throw Isaac around and find him another round. Cool. See you guys. Love you. Love you, Catherine. She wanted me to say that.

No, I shouldn't say that last part. No, she didn't. Love you, Catherine. Congratulations on being pregnant. You're welcome.