Ghostrunners - 141 - Give It Up for the DJ!

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

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Hey, what's up, Brad? Hey, what's up, Jake? Welcome home. Thank you. Yeah, just landed here a couple hours ago. Six flights in five days. Ooh, let's do that math problem. Okay, what's the problem?

Jake is a comedian. He has two of his friends that he flies with, and one of them has a wife. They take six flights in five days, averaging 1,500 miles per day. How did they do it? Delta! Yeah. Yeah, that delta yeah yeah that's right that's right uh no i was gonna say before i took off this past week i went over your house for the chiefs game last sunday it was fun it was a good time uh just the two of us with katherine yeah i was the only one who came

over yeah well that one guy came over to pick up a table right i mean right at 3 30 thanks yeah yeah that was dale dale thanks dale which by the way how did that go? Great. Yeah. It's in Florida now. Yeah. He's awesome. He's so good. Good. Um, it did go well. He did like, well, there's a little bit of a long story, but so he, he delivered it, he got done. And like, once they deliver it, like through the service, you're supposed to then release payment to them. So like, you like, you like police. Yeah. No, you have to like press a button and money falls on them. Basically. I think it's like you, you pay right when you like accept the bid from the person, but you don't actually give them the payment until they've actually delivered it. And so I thought I had released a payment and then

like a couple of days go by and he hadn't, uh, he was like, oh, and just whenever you get a chance, do you mind releasing the payment? And I was like, yeah, sorry. I thought I did that. And then he messaged me back. And I think this was on accident. I think he was like, oh, and just whenever you get a chance, do you mind releasing the payment? And I was like, yeah, sorry. I thought I did that. And then he messaged me back. And I think this was on accident. I think he was messaging somebody else or something. He's an older man. But he just goes, how many hours did you work yesterday? And I felt like it was like this very passive aggressive, like, why aren't you releasing

your payment to me? I want to see a pay stub. How much did you work yesterday? I just ignored it. I just ignored it. And I just went down. And I hadn't released a payment yet. So I was like, just release that payment. Sorry about that. Thank you so much? I just ignored it. I just ignored it. And I just went down and I hadn't released a payment yet. So I was like,

just release that payment. Sorry about that. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. How many hours you were yesterday, but it was like an odd, like how, Hey,

yeah. You're going to release that payment. How many hours you work yesterday? Oh, like, cause he was going to say, you know, I worked 14,

I drove 14 hours yesterday. I'm like, all you have to do is press a couple of buttons. How hard is it? Yeah. So that's funny. Anyway. Yeah. Had Dale come and pick up that So that's funny. Anyway. Yeah.

Had Dale come and pick up that desk. Oh, yeah. Anyway, while you were outside with Dale, I got some quality time with Hattie. It was just me and her in the living room for a while. Then Catherine came in. I learned that she'd been reading Magic Treehouse books, which was my favorite book series. Way better than School Bus. What?

Magic School Bus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did they have books for the School Bus? I don't know either way just magic yeah just magic magic gathering did you ever have those cards uh no i was a cool kid so i had pokemon yeah but i got from joseph at the alley the more i think about it this is like all like these memories are flooding back to me right now

no way you had magic together no hold on i just remembered we all thought mr donovan was so cool because he had magic the gathering mr donovan was a loser but i'm just not realizing he was playing the same game that six graders were that wasn't cool that he had a white squirrel deck it's like the guy who has like uh the mickey mouse shirt and like goes to disney with his wife at 34 years old it's like i don't think that guy's as cool as we think he is he doesn't have kids yet and he's going riding space mountain by himself it's like oh yeah jason has the coolest dad he's like always playing video games with us and like he's always like he's like better than us yeah he like drinks so much red bull and

mountain dew yeah it always looks like he's got a ton of cream soda in his in his right glass yeah he's always got like this like he's always got a drink in his pocket, like of his coat. Like it's just like this little tin can, like it's just like a nice little thing. Okay, none of this is anything that I plan on bringing up. I meant to say Hattie and I, Magic Treehouse,

I guess Hattie's kind of just getting started. She only read one book. Yeah, I don't know anything about it. I've never read anything with her. What I remember from this book, it's Jack and Annie. They have this magical treehouse that transports them back in time

to different eras different time periods okay and it was there's always alliteration like the saber tooth at sunset and stuff like that well i guess the only book that haddie has read in this series which is shocking that this is even in the series is something along the lines of like nighttime with the nazis oh let me tell you a fun little story a little bedtime story hattie i could have swore they were all like fun nature themed or whatever i guess a nazi one slipped in no way of knowing no way of knowing and anyway so catherine's trying to whisper to me so yeah hattie knows about nazis now i had a conversation with her one time she's like yeah the nazis are the bad guys i was like good. Yeah. We don't want to be that.

But it makes me wonder what else is Hattie getting into without us knowing. Well, she slept overnight at my parents last night and she brought home a Berenstain Bears book. And I'm worried. Yeah. There's something about Gestapo in there or something. Yeah. Hattie, what is that Junie B. Jones book you have in your hand?

Oh, it's about Antifa. Oh, good. Good. Well, they're the bad guys. The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar and the food stamps for the butterflies. in your hand oh it's about antifa oh good good well they're the bad guys the hungry hungry caterpillar and the food stamps for the butterflies uh what it's time that you know it's time that you learn about medicaid medicare yeah the whole thing uh um howdy what is that um what is that reading rainbow kind of book you have there what's that one about oh yeah this is um this is q anon

this is q anon for this is the um uh shoot what's it called when you have four kids at a time quadruplets the quadruplets of q anon that's it's a cute little children's book uh-oh oh i do i think this type beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white me too then west best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet Cause this is the Ghost Rubs Podcast Every morning, morning, we're taking ground Ghost Rubs Podcast

Ghost Rubs Podcast Oh man, anyway, long intro, we're back though, been a long week What have you been doing this week, Brad? I've had four different things go out, four different pieces go out this week, which is fun. Look at us. Six flights, five days, four pieces. Yeah, do that math. Started with Dale on Sunday. And then from there, yeah, two other desks and a console table. They're all in the same style that that first one was the waterfall style waterfall. Um, and fun fact about one of those pieces, the console table, it never made it to

the people's home. It was, it was picked up. They were driving away and this woman paid me $900 for this thing, like paid a good amount of money for this console. She released the Kraken. She released the payment and she messaged me like 20 minutes later, my husband, uh, the, the, the console table flew off the back of my husband's truck and it's in the middle of four 35 right now. And I didn't know what to say. She's like, I might cry. I'm so sad. And, and like backstory with this client, is this around before? No. To you, like the table falls out? No. I had a little bit of an issue like two weeks ago with these guys that I hired to move that I don't usually hire to move that like messed up a table and like barely scratched it. And even that was like really frustrating to me.

Okay. But this one, like this was literally like the husband of the wife, the client. Backstory, like this wife had like negotiated with me on price. Like it felt like it was a little bit of a give and take as far as like. A lot of tension in the. Yeah, um, backstory, like this wife had like negotiated with me on price. Like it felt like it was a little bit of a give and take as far as like a lot of tension in the, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like she wanted to make sure it was right. Like we, I gave her like multiple different, um, pieces of wood for stain samples and stuff like different times she came over. So it was like just what she wanted and I didn't know what to do. So like, what do you do in this situation? Who loaded up the table? It was not me. Yeah. I, cause I was, I was by myself on Friday. Catherine has been in Austin

the last couple of days for a baby shower. And so I was watching the kids. And so literally I kept the kids inside in the bathtub, which they could drown in there. And so I was like, I was like, Hey man, I helped him like literally like put it in the truck. But then I went back inside. I did not see how he strapped it down. He had some budgie cords. Uh, he was putting on the couple, my kids are in the bathtub. I would need to get back in there. I told him that my kids are alone inside. Yeah. Great. Okay. That's good. Keep going. And so I was like, yeah, my wife's gone. So I need to get back in there. He's like, totally understand. Um, and, but I, I just like, I feel as a nice person, I feel like I should make them another one. But as a rational, logical businessman, I'm like, no, like you did. There was nothing.

It was not my fault at all. You did 100% of the work asked of you. Yeah. And so I didn't know. I don't know like what to do. Like, and so what I ended up doing is I texted him because he was like, she's like, do you mind if my husband gives you a call? And so he called me.

He's like, yeah, I'm going to circle around and check out and see if it's still, you know, salvageable. Why didn't she give you a call? She's the one who wants this table. She's the one who's been so nitpicky the whole time. Why can't she give you the call? I don't know. That already bugs me. That bothers me. Yeah. I, yeah, I don't know. He just, he was very, very nice and understanding and realize it's his fault completely. Like it wasn't like he was like, do you mind making me another? He didn't say anything like that other than his inability to strap down a table. Great guy, which I'll be fair to him. Like, I'm glad that I didn't say this. Cause so often I'll be like, Oh, it's not going to go anywhere. That's like classic, like, like white male, like in your forties thing to say like, Oh, this thing. No, it's no, it's solid because genuinely

like so often I'll be like, there's no, there's no way that this, like this piece is going to move. Like, unless you're like just driving like a madman i actually had this thought today i was following a truck on the highway that had just a tiny bit of snow like in the back yeah whatever just i was thinking about the physics of like wow i guess no wind touches the back of like a truck in that area that snow is so light so fluffy it's still moving yeah i thought about that for four minutes today because yeah it's so much higher than the bed yeah it's like yeah how did they do this i honestly have no idea how to small sail to it or something yeah i don't know if he like slowed down and then like revved it up too quickly and just flew back or what because he did bungee it a little bit

whatever um so then he said he circled back around the highway and he's like yeah that thing is like obliterated i think is the word he used. And so I didn't know, I was like, how about like, if you want to order another one, you know, I'll give you 25% off the next.

That's what I think. Like, I feel like that's kind of fair, you know, I, you know, cause obviously you're not getting any value from the first one. Yeah.

But I'm like, but I still worked, you know, many hours and paid money for the wood and I'll, you know, whatever. So did they accept, did they, they have not they have not they've said he said I'll think about it and then he said my wife is pretty upset with me right now and I want to be like yeah I understand why but anyway so husbands out there if you're listening strap strap them in strap uh strap them

in keep a hold of your your honeys and your console tables that's right you know uh is that pretty normal like the i guess i shouldn't put you in this instance like you and your marriage specifically but like my wife is so upset she's asking me to call about something that she cares about no i don't think so i don't know why i'm so caught up on that that's so bothersome to me i think i think because he is he was also directly involved, I think is why he, he just wanted to like kind of talk. I don't know. I don't know what, what exactly you wanted me to say though. Like, cause he seems like such a middleman in this.

Like I didn't even want this table. I don't even know who this guy is. You made me strap it down. Now I got to call him and I got to be like, Hey, no, I don't know exactly. Like, I don't know exactly his role in everything, but I mean, it was, it was him that made it fall out. So I don't know if you want me to be like, yeah, you should have done it this way to strap it in. Hey, when you order my next table, I'll show you how to strap it in. I don't know. I don't know

what that conversation, like I didn't talk to him actually like on the phone. I just texted him eventually about it. Uh, cause I was with my kids in the bath. So I was like, I'm sorry. Not, I wasn't in the bath. Oh yeah. Kids were taking a bath. Yeah. Brad wrote another Patreon blog, which you guys need to check out. People are loving Brad's blog on Patreon, but the way Brad worded, like what him and the kids have been up to, I thought that Brad was like, it's been great. Catherine's been God. I've been reading to the kids, took a bath. I was like, you took a bath, dude. Yeah. It's, it's very understandable how you thought that I took a bath because, cause yeah, I think it was like some highlights from the day with the kids, you know, uh, read this,

went to this open gym, took a bath and Jake's like, you took a bath. I think it might've been cause it was right after open gym. It was like, you got sweaty. Sure. I did get sweaty open gym. Yeah. A hundred percent. No, let me take a bath.

The fact that you thought that like, I could, I could find time in my day, you know, where I'm like watching my two kids and trying to run a business to take a bath the fact that you thought that like i could i could find time in my day you know where i'm like watching my two kids and trying to run a business to take a bath is great i that's i wish i had that life all caps you took a bath i was shocked anyway uh yeah thanks for thinking the blog's fun but blog's fun read every word uh yeah yeah you got to be careful with be careful with those bad boys or hire hire some movers to get them get dale involved get dale involved yeah but yeah i had a had a desk go out to florida had a desk go out to california and then a few local ones so we're in california i was in california um oh shoot what's it called los los and los angeles los angeles those spanish words are

all i never know how to pronounce it means the angels the angels in English, but I'm bad with Spanish. Los Angeles. Probably the city of angels. Yeah. It was to this guy. He had a weird name, too. It was like Lebron. Lebron Jameis?

Lebron Jameis, I think. If it's Spanish, I bet it's a soft J. Lebron Jameis. Hamas. Hamas. Son of Hamas. Son of Hamas. Yes, that was who it was.

Middle Eastern, maybe. Yes, his name was Bronny. Oh, speaking of... Well, two things. One, Bronny's playing at Springfield, Missouri right now. Tournament champions. It's a tournament that my dad and I would always go to. Oh, I have one thing really quick to say about Springfield, Missouri.

It's getting to Buc-ee's. Okay, my mom told me that, and I was like, really? She's like, well, I saw it on Facebook. That's fair. Somebody sent me a screenshot of it. Yeah, but I was like, I don't think there's a single one in Missouri. That's crazy that Somebody sent me a screenshot of it. Yeah. But I was like, I don't think there's a single one in Missouri. That's crazy that Springfield is getting like the first one. I think my mom said Stratford at the time. No way. I think it, you know, when my mom first

saw that, I was like, really? She's like, well, it's not on Facebook. I mean, it's often off the, it's, it's, it's never like in a city usually like they like build a development around the Buckeyes usually like, so Stratford would be a perfect spot for it. Cause it's like, there's probably enough land for them to put this huge Buc-ee's. It probably is. I mean, we have an 18 wheeler carwash. It's gotta be one of the only ones in the state. It is crazy that Missouri like doesn't have one in Springfield to get into one, but at the same time, that's like the most Springfield thing. Buc-ee's is like perfect for Springfield. It's like a very Bass Pro type thing. People love Bass Pro. They would love Buc-ee's. My

swim trunks to this day are Buc-ee's swim trunks. So it makes sense they're coming to Stratford. Anyway, Bronny, Springfield. Oh, that was just fun. Me and my dad grew up going to this like really elite high school basketball tournament they'd have in Springfield, Missouri. Like we saw Lamar Odom play my very first year going there. Wow. That was when you were really young.

Yeah. I think I started when I was six years old. Yeah. But saw Mario Chalmers play there, you know, a bunch of cool players. And I saw today on Manny's story that Bronny's there. I was like, dang, that's cool. Anyway, the other thing about Hamas reminded me about my doordash uh driver last night uh first of all his name was hermeet h-e-r-m-e-e-t okay so you know insert some sort

of bruce jenner joke there about how they do the surgery turn them into hermeet uh anyway but that was his name and he hermeet he he her, he, her, I don't know. Yeah. Right. They were having a tough time finding me. And, you know, I try to be so thorough. It's sometimes it's like, why do I even try? It's like, you know, in additional instructions, it's like, I am performing tonight at Kingsbury hall. If you could meet me in the East parking lot, I'll be next to the side door you know i dropped a pin you know i'm trying to make it easy as possible can't they just call you well he does call me he's like hey i don't know where it at i'm like well it's at the pin and you can follow the you

know yeah if you're a pin guy or an english guy i got you covered you still can't find me and then so that was phone call number one he's like all right let me try again let me try again phone call number two goes a little something like this. You come to me. I park. You find me. Okay. I was like, really? It's kind of cold.

It's called DoorDash, I guess, for a reason. I will dash to you. Yeah, it's to the door. It's not to the side streets or something. Anyway, it had been kind of serendipitous. It was very fun because this is in between our double header last night in Salt Lake City. Okay. So people are coming in to the next show while I am just running around the parking lot trying to find her meat. And so I just get to see all these fans.

Okay. And some people were like, Jake, are you leaving? Like, what's going on? I was like, just try to find my door dash driver. Has anyone seen her meat? Talk about just like, yeah, just being a man of the people, you know? And it was so on brand because when I was walking back, I have chilies in my hand and everyone's like, dude, you just got chilies? I was like, yeah. It's everything. You can drink pasta. I like it.

Yeah. Like when I would put those things on my story, like Friday here, Saturday here, Sunday, they'll all be at Chili's. It's like, no, that's for real. Like that's where I'm planning on doing Sunday. That's really your life. And so it was really fun. Got to meet a bunch of people before the show with chilies in hand.

Her meat was a great guy. Did you get to eat that meat? Or eat that meat? Eat that meat! It was a great guy did you get to eat that meat or that meat eat the eat that meat it was a little uh chili hey oh yeah um it was pretty cold so i had to eat it really fast couldn't find a microwave that's okay it was i know was it last night that that you had that like a little monitor yeah you loved that i loved that it was it was a quote unquote monitor but it was really like a 1998 like tv every feed from the stage no matter no matter the tv came across that way whether it's an old tv or new tv it came across like it was from uh um what is that movie the ring or whatever where the girl crawls out of the well there's like lines in it or whatever

there was lines and it's black and white on every tv in the entire venue huh so yeah i was just waiting for a girl with long black hair to crawl out of that thing uh but yeah it's good times so that was last night was where? Salt Lake City. That's right. Which is fun. That was a really good show. Last night was one of the shows.

This has happened like four or five times, which I hope, I legitimately hope so bad that you get to experience this someday, Brad, performing stand up where as you're performing, you're just like, I am the funniest guy in America. This is so easy. This is so much fun. I had that happen last night. The second show at Salt Lake City was happening again. I feel like Salt Lake City was a very anticipated show.

I feel like you sold it out. Yeah. Anytime you would post tour stuff, like, no Salt Lake City? Come to Utah. And so it's like, okay, we're here. We're doing this thing. Yeah. Trey said it's the fastest we've ever sold tickets.

It's the most people we've ever performed for in a night. So it set a lot of records. It was fun. And yeah. Big venue then, I guess. 1,800 people. Okay. And then did two doubleheader sold out shows.

Also, it's a drive venue. So the most sober. I thought you said drive in you. Drive in you. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Where are you studying? Drive in you. Drive in you. I just committed. Yeah. drive in you. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Where are you studying? Drive in you.

Drive in you. I just committed. Yeah. Drive in you. It's like a Chick-fil-A. It's true. Kathy is like brainchild. Back when he was alive, you know, he just wanted people to get in and out really quick.

Drive in you. So I'm going to be a manager at Chick-fil-A someday. Yeah. Drive in you. Space in you. But do they have just drinks? Oh, so I mentioned that. that okay so i was talking to trey lucas before the first show and i was like are you guys planning on saying anything like lds

related mormon related tonight and they're like i really don't think so are you and i was like i yeah i don't know if i am either i just like if you are salt lake city resident every concert you go to every show you go to i'm sure people just like typecast you as all mormon or It's just like, I don't know if I want to like lean into that. I don't know. I don't think I'm going to do anything while I get on stage. That all went out the window. I feel like it's one of those things where it's like Kansas city stereotype is good barbecue. But as long as you kind of make a joke, that's funny about good barbecue. People are excited to be like, yeah, you know about good barbecue. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. Well, anyway, right off the bat, I'm talking to a guy and um oh well first of all his name was davante

so right off the bat it's kind of a risky joke i was like oh davante i'm sure there's a lot of other davantes in the crowd tonight luckily they laughed really hard at that i was like okay that felt a little risky and then i kind of doubled up on another risky joke right off the bat once again was not planning on saying this either i was like uh i gotta ask are you a member are you like lds and he was like no i'm not actually i was like no hey that's okay that's why i asked you know i just because you're in utah doesn't mean you're all mormon just like you're probably everybody hold on to me i know you're not all mormon just like i know you're not all vaccinated and that got an applause break like 40 seconds into the show i was like this

this is gonna be fun this is so they were like so excited to be unvaccinated like yeah that's not us this guy gets it yeah i was like wow so that was really fun so yeah i ended up throwing oh i sorry i'm the reason i brought all this up because you talk about just drinks you know i have like a diet really quick yeah did you plan that at all or was that all just like no just off the tip yeah i just came across that way just off the top of the head and i was just like man, glad. Glad I'm saying it. Glad it worked out. Love it, dude.

It was so fun. Okay. So just drinks. Once again, was not planning on saying anything. You know, I have like a diarrhea bit or whatever. And they seem like they were really enjoying this joke, like more than most crowds. And so I made some little like offhand comments like, wow, a very like pro diarrhea crowd or whatever. And then it like clicked with me. I was like like which is surprising for the lack of coffee you guys drink

yeah yeah there's another mormon and then joke but then i was like but you know just more more stops at swig which i know about that because when we talked about just drinks we had all these utah people be like hey just drinks exist it's a thing in salt lake city because they don't go to coffee shops they drink soda a lot right and so i got like instagram story mentions like i still can't believe jake mentioned swig uh yeah or whatever so that's awesome uh yeah knowing the local stuff is always always a hit it's so fun yeah it's so fun that's awesome dude so good times last night what else you do this week um let's see so what do i want to talk about uh you read to hattie about, um, the Holocaust read to her about, yeah. Yeah. Chapter nine. Um, no. Uh, so I also had a delivery go out to California,

like I said, Los Angeles, and I'm gonna pull out my phone real quick. Um, so, so these people, these people were really great. And i told them to listen to the podcast this week and i think they're going to so i gotta be careful about your clients yeah no the uh the delivery people like oh okay um his name's sean i forget her name sorry lady shauna but they pull up their very professional uh massive trailer on the back of their truck okay i'm talking a lot of console tables a lot of console tables could also fit their bed they literally the back of their truck. Okay. I'm talking a lot of console tables. A lot of console tables could also fit their bed. They literally live out of their trailer. Like, Oh, I don't know what to imagine now. This is just like a flatbed trailer, not a flatbed. It's like an enclosed one. They're usually close, you know,

cause they're going cross country. They don't want to rain on it or anything. I still can't quite imagine it. It's just like a, like an airstream, like a trailer, like a live inside of my trailer. No, it's like a cargo enclosed trailer. No, it has a top. It has a top and sides and everything. Cargo enclosed trailer. I mean, it's a thing. It's like if you rent a U-Haul trailer, that's what they look like off it.

But it's like a big, I think it's like 17, 20 foot long, big old trailer. Cargo enclosed trailer. Yeah, the back of it, they literally have their bed. They have a living room set up back there, but they don't have heat or anything. And they're like, yeah, we're driving to Utah tomorrow. It's negative 11, you know? And I'm like, how do you do that? They're like, well, you know, the whole time, a lot of stops at Swig, Utah, the whole time

we, you know, are, are charging this heater thing in the back and it works for most of the night, keeps us warm. And I'm like, okay, man, whatever. All right. Uh, but anyway, before I actually met them in person, so the plan was they were supposed to come at Thursday on Thursday at yeah, whatever. Yeah. Thursday at 2 PM. And we had talked about that like the week before, you know, we had this plan and he had texted me that morning, Thursday morning, like, Hey man, just checking to see if you got it done any earlier.

And we can pick it up earlier because we're already here. Great. And I responded to him as I'm working on the desk. Like, it's like, I think this is like 9am and I'm like working on the desk, trying to get the finishing touches. I was like, uh, not ready yet. I'll let you know, uh, when I'm ready for you to come. Gotcha.

And right away, let me just show you what you responded. Um, how many hours you work yesterday? Yeah, I'll let you know when I'm ready for you to come. Gotcha. And right away, let me just show you what he responded. How many hours you work yesterday? Yeah, exactly. We've had some funny ones. So here's what he responded. So good morning. Just letting you know we're here. Still two or we can get now.

And I said, still working. I'll let you know when it's ready. And here's what he responded. The very bottom. Oh, just a middle finger emoji. What? And I'm like, Oh, I'm like, you know, like the nice, like people, please. Remy's like, Oh crap. Like I read, reread my texts. It's still working. I'll let you know when it's ready. And I'm like, it's still working. I'll let you know when you can come. It's like, like whatever, bro. Like, like like just come whenever like you say you

come when i say you could come it's like the key and peel skit where they're like they're just lost in translation yeah yeah and then right after that like literally minutes later he sent me the thumbs up which if you know me you know how much i hate thumbs up that you might as well just send me two middle fingers um did he even say like oh my gosh so sorry he just said thumbs up. So, so then I responded, ha ha. Thanks. And he responded, oops, dang emojis. So then once we got there, we talked about it. He's like, I deleted the text on my phone. I thought maybe that would mean that I could delete. It would delete for you too. I was like, how old are you? Have you ever used text messages? Like I, but I was like, you know, they should, they should do that. They should give you like a 10-second release and come back or whatever.

But anyway, they were great. And I actually sent them a middle finger later. As they're driving off. Yeah, you know, whatever. Just you and your yard. But anyway, that was kind of a crazy thing. Because A, it's crazy that they live out of their trailer. The reason they live out of this trailer is sad.

They lived in Paradise, California, which I was like I've heard of that And the reason I've heard about is cuz like three years ago They were like one of the cities that got hit really bad with those wildfires So their house literally that's right because it was so ironic that they were like one of the only city I do remember that now Yeah And so their house burned to the ground and they're still waiting on their settlement check from that Like they haven't gotten the money from their house burning down yet dang and so like

they will get something yeah which is kind of crazy because they're like you know we're driving around the country like living in this trailer you know whatever and he's like when we find a house that we really like somewhere we're just gonna buy it we're just gonna because because you know he's gonna have like a however much seven hundred thousand dollar check from this house in california oh my god you know that make, that can buy you a mansion in Kansas city. You know, like it's, so he's just like,

we're just going to buy a house wherever we're at. Yeah. So he was kind of like checking out my house and I was like, like, Hey, my eyes are up here. Like, yeah,

right. Like I would take it if you gave me enough money for it, but you owe me 700,000. I would accept. Right. You can release the cash on me. Seriously. But,

um, anyway, it's just, uh, it was an interesting experience. I didn't know what to do at first i was like whoa this guy's flipping me off like i didn't mean to offend you and i was like i really need this thing to go to los angeles so yeah you know lebron's waiting for it but um

so yeah that was kind of a that kind of reminds me there's some like uh something in the office where something is misinterpreted and it's like, right back at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? It's when they're checking to see if Holly is engaged or not and she doesn't have a, you know,

ring on her finger and so she sticks out her fourth finger. Yeah. Ha ha. Yeah, that's what it is. Kevin's like, right back at you.

I knew it was something, yeah, like that. That's so funny. Oh yeah, that is pretty good. Good stuff. Dude, when you said, how old are you?

That reminded me. So I've had a great week of shows in general but also a great week of just calling on the perfect guy every night it was so fun well i texted you about i called on jesus one night do you scout him out while lucas is going i've done that before but this week i didn't this week i just i would get up there and just pick somebody out maybe that's it maybe that's your don't think about it beforehand yeah um but then again most of the reason i call on them is because then i learned that they have some cool story it's nothing that you could see visually you know so there's no real benefit but anyway calling on jesus was awesome i mean the amount of jokes i did with that i mean half my set was just like

was the fact that jesus is in the yeah san jose yeah you know so i'm just like dude i love your work you know 2 000 years ago and um yeah there's so many other, you know, other than carpentry, um, what do you do for a living? Almost every sentence I said, I'm like, I can relate this back to Jesus being in the front row. It was so fun. But what I was going to say was last night, second show talking to a guy, his name is Jimmy.

Uh, he's a realtor. So I could do my realtor joke. I've been nailing the realtors lately. That's so fun. Really? Um, that's, that's awesome that you're getting so many of them out of like the one person you're choosing two out of five this week. And I think like two out of four last week or last leg, we went out.

Wow. It's, this is actually interesting too. You know, there starts to be kind of a correlation between front row tickets and the job you have. So you see a lot of realtors, you see like, I own a company, I work in technology or whatever, but at the San Diego show, I was like, Chris, uh, nice to meet you. What do you do for a living? I work on the railroad. I was like, Chris, nice to meet you. What do you do for a living? I work on the railroad.

I was like, the railroad? All the live long day, huh? What century is this guy from? Later in the show, I asked him what his secret was to his 14-year-long marriage. And he said, I have a beard. And I was like, this guy really is from the 1700s. He works on the railroad. He thinks the key to a marriage is having a good beard.

Make sure you churn the butter for her every once in a while. I was like, okay, buddy. John Henry. Yeah. Surprised you let your wife out of the house tonight to come here. But okay, Jimmy, last night when you said like, do you even know how the internet works or whatever? I asked him, I was like, how long have you guys been together?

He's like, this is our first date. So I was like, you got a girl VIP tickets to a trade kiddie show? Starting off the standard high. So that was really fun. We had a good time with that. Oh, I'm asking him. So your name is Jimmy, but like you ever think about going, you know, James. Sure.

Jim. Right. And he's like, nope, straight Jimmy. And I was like, I wasn't asking about your sexuality, but great. Hey guys, Jimmy's straight. Jimmy's straight. He's got a girlfriend up front. All right.

That's good. That was very fun. We just had so much fun. And then to top it off, like it just building and building, building. I'm like, okay, so first day, how'd you guys meet? He says, Instagram. I'm like, awesome. Great website. I've been on there. Um, I say, I got like how to happen. Like you follow her for a while. You swipe up on a story, cold DM, leave some comments. What are we talking? He was like, I mean, she just added me. And then we went from there and I was like, she added you. I don't think, you know,

Instagram works. She followed you. I feel like I'm talking to my uncle right on me yeah so i just treated him like he was like 30 he was probably 40 years old but i just treat him like a boomer just like if somebody texted me on facebook the other day i don't know what you know just like stuff like my dad would say or whatever i say just like you almost have it right yeah it's like she added me on instagram yeah it's like anyway that was just so fun i've just seen direct message yeah yeah just my inbox yeah oh wow so yeah good week of crowd work just everyone i mean and trey as well you know there is kind of a stereotype of like mormons like to crank out the children sure if like every single time trey would talk

to someone he would like make a point how long you've been married five years how many kids you have five that happened the first show. And then the second one was seven and seven. No way. Yeah. It was amazing. It's crazy. Cause they can't have seven and sevens. Yeah. Cause that's what Katie was trying to like tell us. She's like, no, that's like pretty much impossible. No, sorry. I was making a joke. Seven and seven is the name of an alcoholic cocktail. That would have been a good joke. They wouldn't have gotten it either. So no, you're right though.

It is like, like it's like hard to get pregnant when you're breastfeeding. Some people think that's like birth control. And so like, and so yeah, to have seven and seven is wild. Something's going on. And just like torture on your body.

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So take root and find that fresh fall perspective in Pure Michigan. Keep it fresh at michigan.org. Good for them. Anyway, good week of talking to guys in the front row. Yeah, Railroad, Jesus, and then straight Jimmy. It was just every night was so fun. I was like, man, I picked on the right guy.

Railroad on the first date, right? Those are two different guys. Oh, that's right. Jimmy was the, yeah, Jimmy was the first date are two different. Oh, that's right. Jimmy was the, yeah. Jimmy was the first date boy. Yeah. Man, that's fun. Oh, and also I was like, oh, I think I said, how'd you guys initially, or no, wait.

No, I just asked her. I was like, Karina, what do you do for a living? I'm also a realtor. Boom. Hit him with that. Well, I'm sure you guys will have a great foundation. Easy. That's perfect.

People loved it. Yeah. It was a no brainer. Yeah. Dude. Someday I'm'm gonna challenge you maybe not right away but maybe in the next year or two to just do a whole set of crowd work i someday it's gonna happen i want to do it too because it's like this is so fun the bar is so low and and if you if

you're struggling just go back to your jokes yeah yeah but just see how long i can push it yeah i mean and if it's going poorly yeah like i'm saying just okay no'm going to think about this sooner rather than later. Like think about like, cause I'm supposed to be up there 20 minutes. Obviously I don't want to go over. So it'd be like, see how long crowd work can go and then have like a 10 minute set prepared. And just kill that 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. And just like the best 10 that I have. Yeah. That could be fun. I, I, I am just such a fan of crowd work because it, it lowers the standard of like what has to be truly funny. And it hires a standard of like, wow, that guy's really witty. And that's hilarious.

He's not just reciting something. Right. He is coming up with all this right now, which is, I think is absolutely you. Like, I think you're so funny. Like, thanks. But like, like naturally funny, not like I have to figure out a formula and write it down funny. Yeah.

Thank you. So I'm, I'm, I'm ready for it, baby. That's so fun. I want to do that now. All right. Let me know when you're going to do it. I'm going to, I'm going to come watch. Uh, cool. Yeah. Thank you. So I'm, I'm, I'm ready for it, baby. That's so fun. I want to do that now. All right. Let me know when you're going to do it. I'm going to, I'm going to come watch. Uh, cool. Yeah. Uh, I want to know about you DJing the wedding this week. Yes. Okay. So yeah, last night was, uh, Luke Hoagland.com and Bailey Hoagland.com. Oh, Isaac just texted us. You want me to respond? Do you want his Jamocha shake?

Jamocha shake. It's pretty full? Yeah. Yes, please. All caps, please. Yes, please. All caps. Why doesn't he want it? Maybe he got drugged again. That's the one thing at Arby's that I'll ever have. I like that you like that caption so much.

We have the beats. That was great. Thanks for liking that. Yeah, young Arby's. Okay, so yeah luke and bailey got married it was awesome it was such a fun wedding um where to start so i'll be honest first of all whenever they asked me to dj the wedding thanks dude what's what you don't want it isaac has entered the room i don't okay i got it you want it yeah yeah yeah i texted back but it was for brad's yeah thanks dude you're

welcome you have fun at the wedding last night i had fun at the wedding isaac had fun at the wedding what was your favorite song the dj played c-r-f-f-12 c-r-f-f-12 isaac's coming f-12 on f-12 what was your favorite song from the dj last night all of them it was the dj was so good jj couldn't have been better right honestly honestly no, like whenever I got asked to do it, I selfishly didn't want to, cause I was like, I just want to enjoy this wedding with my friends. Um, but luckily I did get to enjoy the wedding last night and it was so much fun. So Scott, Scott and I DJed the wedding together. Scott and I've been friends since kindergarten, you know, like just tight and tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. And, uh, you know, Scott

is just such, it was great. Like we're just a yin yin and yang kind, tight. And, you know, Scott is just such, it was great. Like, we're just a yin and yang kind of guy. Like, I mean, he's Mormon, so I don't know what the comparison. I don't know what that would be. That would be. Salamanders. We're Joseph and Smith kind of guys. And so, but he is such a prepared guy.

Like, literally thought that we should have a playlist and just let the playlist run. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, I think it's great to have like a playlist and like have ideas. You got to feel out though. I was like, we got to feel the vibes. Like there's a heartbeat of a dance party. Thank you, Jake. Yeah.

All these things. We've done this a lot. I mean, I like dissected it with him. I was like, cause I don't know if he was, if he was thinking we should do this, but I was like, you can't put the best song at the very beginning. People are still finishing up their last bites of tacos. What I always talk about, you keep three in your back pocket. You got to have back pocket songs. You got to have some back pocket songs. I'm a big fan of like song six is when it's like,

this is where it's going. This is when it's getting there. Same, like it's the same way I made mix CDs back in the day for my girls, like my girlfriends. I was like, six is where you hit your stride. Six is where you hit the stride. Oh, I was, maybe three, four, maybe three, four, three was always my, like one's kind of a nice, like safe song, kind of getting them in the mood. And then like three, four is when you're like, I'm going to show you my really strong feelings. And then six is just like, just bring it home.

That's where you put your Alex Rodriguez, King Griffey Jr. About in three, four, right there. Like you're scared to hit this part of the lineup. I think I said to Scott, I was like, that's why they're the cleanup hitter is because they're number four. You know, so anyway, I was like dissecting some of the songs he was putting on there.

I was like, you know, the song has to be like full the whole time. I was like, that's what a banger is. It's like, it's just like, it doesn't ever really like get kind of chill for the verse. I was like, if you can imagine yourself just kind of like going back and forth like this, not a banger. It's why people like party in the USA so much. Yes, exactly. Thank you.

I, it wasn't even on the playlist. I put it on there. Wow, we are just, we should DJ our wedding together. So anyway, so Scott, like right before the wedding, right before our part of the reception started, Scott was like, so are you thinking like you'll be behind the, you know, the booth quote unquote the whole time, which is a table, or are you going to be dancing?

And I was like, well, I'm getting kind of old. You know, I don't, I'm not planning on dancing. I'm not going to do any Mormon jokes tonight. Exactly. Later on, Erin, who's the matron of honor, the sister of the bride, one of my best friends. She was like, she was like, if you thought that about yourself, you don't know yourself at all. Like, because I, and I literally did. I wore a flannel shirt with a sweater on top of it.

So I was genuinely not planning on like getting down. You were were warm i was so sweaty by the end of the night dude and it wasn't even like oh i can just shed this shirt you know like i could just take a bath later yeah right just soak it up baby get some bath salts in there um but no man it was it was so fun the first song we played you know we're thinking like so i think the first song was dj got us falling in love just like a safe fun a safe fun first song you played, you know, we're thinking like, so I think the first song was DJ got us falling in love. Just like a safe, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, first song, you know, crank up the volume, big fan of like, Hey, volume creates energy. So just like crank it up to a point where it's a little uncomfortable for the old people. Uh, but we need to get the people out here.

First day basketball tryouts. So we're going to weed out anyone who doesn't deserve to be here. Absolutely. Get out, get out. Keegan, just go, go do a science club. All right. It was just funny. Cause Keegan growing up was one of the best athletes at our school oh well so anyway uh i don't know who would bet you'd be bad tyler um anyway so uh but people weren't coming to the

dance floor very quickly oh are you getting nervous scott and i kind of panicked and we're like all right we gotta get out there we gotta we gotta set the tone okay and so that's when we started dancing. And, um, the, the best thing I think that you would really appreciate from the night was this inside joke. After every single song, uh, I, I would just go, let's give it up for the DJ. Yeah. DJ. And we would clap.

And like for the first, you would say it off the mic, just kind of yelling on the dance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the dance floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's give it up for the DJ. But I would kind of yell. I'd be like, DJ, good song, DJ. Good song. I do appreciate that. And the first like 15 songs, it's just me and my friends yelling it.

Like, you know, Scott got into it. Isaac got into it. Because it was like Scott, Isaac, Harrison, our friends Rustin and Bree, Aaron, her husband, Harrison's girlfriend. Like, it was a fun group of us. But then there were all these other people we didn't know that were like, okay. But then by the end of the night, everyone was like, DJ! Like there were a few times where I didn't say it and they'd be like, yo, DJ!

Great song, DJ! Dang, that sounds so fun. Isn't that a great – I just like – it was just like an organic – Like you started something. Yeah, yeah. That's so fun. And so it was just a goofy thing. And so, yeah.

So if you know Scott, you know, like he is, I think even if you listen to the bonus episode with him on the Patreon, he loves the song. Me hint day. He loves reggae tone.

Like he, I don't know. He went, he did his like mission in Portugal. So I don't know if that inspired all this like reggae tone thing. He like plays it for Palmer. She's like going to bed. Yes.

It's like, I'm sure. Little baby. Don't you cry yeah it's like it's like a very slow version of a daddy yankee song yeah like like she's about to fall asleep but you see him go mr worldwide you know for pitbull or something like the slow version of rompe rompe as he's rubbing her back you know whatever um but yeah so he loves these he loves these reggae tone songs uh infamously the last uh wedding we dj'd together was bailey's uh who was a bride last night, Bailey's older sister, Aaron,

who were best friends with, um, and Scott played me. Hintay is the name of this song. It wasn't very well known then. I think people know it a little bit better now. Sure. Um,

but it was like a classic, like he thought everyone was going to get so into it and it like cleared the dance floor. I was, the dance floor was already a little bit dry and it just, it just made every, it just, it was like cockroaches when you turn on the light, it's like, boom, like we're

gone. Yeah. We're out of here. So it was last night. He's like redemption arc. Like he has. So last night he's been, I mean, he's been thinking about this for four years. You know, he's been like, he's like imagining in his head, like I'm going to find the perfect

time to put me Hintay on, play it. And, um, me Hintay, we did play and it was a pretty, pretty widely like accepted thing. Like, um, you know, remix or straight up straight Jimmy. Uh, I don't know which one's the, which one, the one, not the one that has Beyonce. Cause I think there's like a million remixes of it. Yeah. Um, but it was a, it was the one that I've always heard, but, um, but then there were a few other ones where he's like, dude, let's play this one.

Let's play this one. People, people love it. I was like, are you sure? Like no one's heard of it. Um, you know, like that's my big, that's my big belief is like, we'll need to know the words. If you don't know the song at all, like you can't dance to it very well. You know, um, unless you're in Las Vegas at the Haka song, then you were like, Oh, just, that's what I said. I was like, I was like, if it's a bunch of white people, like there was at one point I pointed this bridesmaid who was just jumping up and down,

not even dancing, just jumping up and down with their hands in the air. I was like, that's our clientele right there. Those we need to think about her when we're playing these songs. And so, so let me, let me back up just real quick. There was, uh, so this venue was like brand new, just opened in October out in the middle of nowhere, Lewisburg. Good for the Hokans. Yeah, I know.

Right. And I think it was an automated thing, but like they had this, this like light show basically, like whenever, whenever the dance party came on, they turned off the lights and they had all these lights. Just, I think it just basically bumped with the music. You know what I mean? Like one of those kinds of things. Um, both times that Scott played these like reggae toneeton Hispanic songs that no one's ever heard of. Oh no. For whatever reason, the lights like turned halfway back on. And so, and so Scott, the first time Scott's like, you know, like, like that's not fair. People scattered. Yeah. It was, it was, it was like truly like exactly like I planned it. Like, yeah, of course they scattered because the

song stinks. And he's like, dude, no, it was because the lights turned on. I promise if the lights were off this, it would have been great. And I was like, I was like, no it was because the lights turned on i promised if the lights were off this it would have been great and i was like i was like no i think it's just this thing and and then and then the next like reggae tone song comes on for whatever reason there's i think it's truly happenstance the lights turned back on again and he was he was like visibly mad he's like why are you turning the light like he was like yelling like why are you turning the lights back on and i started like bawling laughing like laughing so hard to the point where he's like you slipped the guy a 20 bill he's like you you pranked me this is a prank i'm like no i promise i don't know what's going on maybe it's something with the reggaeton music

that doesn't get the lights going as much well i've made fun of reggaeton music before because it's an entire genre dedicated to the same beat and i think these light bulbs know like hey we can't keep supporting this this is the same beat like i'm taking crazy pills monotonous yeah we got to turn the lights on that'll stop him from playing it so yeah that was that was pretty great is that scott just and to this day and i was like i was like it's kind of convenient for you that the lights turned on. Cause that's going to be your excuse until we do another wedding together, which is going to be never probably, you know, like, um, so that was awesome before the show. I, uh, like for the show, for the wedding, I had, I had shaved, I hadn't

shaved like all week. So I had a little bit of something and I had shaved everything, but the top of my upper lip, like, okay. And it was a very weak mustache, like just a, just a predator's mustache. Not even your upper lip, just the top of your upper lip. I'm sorry. The no, just the whole, whole upper lip. Okay. I mean, so it was like a very faint mustache. Like no one the whole night commented on my mustache. Okay. But I told Scott beforehand, I was like, FYI, I shaved everything, but my mustache, I think you should do the same. We call ourselves Mario and Luigi. And I'm so frustrated that Scott did not oblige. He's like, he's like too much of a manscaped guy.

He's like, oh, I just can't, I just can't do it, dude. You know, and he's like, he like gives him the peer pressure so bad. So I like pushed him a few times. You got to just text him. It sounds like you don't want to do it. Cause that's what it'll give him. I was like, I just think it'd be more fun. I think it'd be a memory. I was like, there's no way you're going to regret them sounds like you don't want to do it because that's what it'll give them to come i was like i just think it'd be more fun i think it'd be a memory i was like there's no way you're gonna regret it tomorrow that you that you they had a mustache

for one night you're a married man yeah exactly you bagged your dough yeah you know whatever but and so instead it was just me having this terrible mustache by myself wario by himself wario and waluigi over here. Princess Peach. Yeah, Wario and Toad hanging out. But I will say, my favorite part of the night, besides them getting married, obviously,

was the dance floor was kind of drying up a little bit. They did this weird thing. What's this? Reach into your back pocket? Reach into my back pocket? I have something back here. Let me tell you real quick. Before I get into it. So Scott, like I said, was very thorough to the point where he was texting Luke and Bailey reach into my back pocket back here let me tell you real quick uh before before i get so scott like i said was very thorough to the point where he was texting luke and bailey so much before the

wedding like many weeks before like kind of micromanaging this playlist with them and they they said like you know we want this song we don't want this song we really like wobble but like please whatever you do don't play cupid shuffle oh look what i got in my back pocket i i i'm like scott the the dance floor is dying out i think we need cupid shuffle he's no brad dude no no do it and i get on the mic i say everyone to the dance floor right now if you know this song get out there oh gosh so many people biggest biggest crowd of the night it's a cheap way of getting people on the dance floor 100 and it works you gotta earn it you gotta earn it oh it was wonderful and then from there we got it scott goes dude i'm gonna be honest cuba shuffle best decision of the night let me ask you this did you play the whole song always oh brad no no brad

oh no what did i i text such a long song let me find let me find the exact i said i said we never play half songs let me find it we got a lot of text back and forth because you wanted time to be able to compliment the dj in between songs like we don't crossfade 100 let me find this the cupid shuffle is four minutes at 40 seconds long yep that's insane the same thing over and over and over let me oh yeah and people love it and over and over uh he asked me he asked me if we should crossfade and i said if the whole length isn't worth it then why even birth it we were you and i were on the same page for so many of this until i got to the cubit shuffle no i'm a huge fan i i do not like i do not like cut it off early it's like it's like okay if it's

not if the whole song's not worth it then we don't need to listen to any of it good don't ever play cubit shuffle then then we always play cubit don't play cubit shuffle don't play wobble don't play cha-cha slide let people dance how they want to dance I can't wait at your wedding to slip the guy a hundred dollars and say, play, I will give you a hundred dollars extra for every time you play this in succession. Each minute of the song that it goes on. Nope. Each iteration. I want him to play it five times in a row. It's kind of like that. Uh, John Mulaney bit where he talks about playing over and over again. Um, I gotta be wary of that now at my wedding i'd be like hey whatever you get offered i will match it for you to do whatever people are offering you to

not do okay that's pretty good too so yeah anyway all together really really really fun time that does sound really fun i'm glad we got to have such fun saturday nights yeah it was it was a lot of fun i'm i'm genuinely like sore and i feel like i'm hungover but i'm not i just stayed up too late and i dance too hard and i'm like i'm like sure i have flaws yeah sometimes i stay up too late i dance too hard sue me i get the party started too well um oh another great thing so first i i said this off the pod uh earlier to him but harrison is a showstopper dude. He is someone you want in your house. You want him as a roommate, you want him at F12 and he's going to be at F12. Like if he, if he decides, like, I think he's genuinely a, I say I'm primetime, not pay-per-view he's pay-per-view

like it's like Harrison turned on. It's like Harrison turned on right now. You will, you will stop the show, you know? And there was one point where we were, uh, you know, on the dance floor, listen to bye-bye-bye dancing to bye-bye-bye. Okay. Fun. And, you know, on the dance floor, listening to Bye Bye Bye, dancing to Bye Bye Bye. Okay, fun. And I brought the wireless mic out with me. Oh, you had a wireless mic? Oh, baby. A lot you can do with a wireless mic.

You can compliment the DJ a lot. You know, but like just shoved it in front of his face, and he just belted out the, you know, like the end of the bridge and just dominated it. It was wonderful. Do we want to get give any previews to f12 i think we need to we need to at least talk about the location we've settled on that oh yeah yeah and then from there sorry i meant more harrison specifically while we're

still talking about him but we can switch and just talk f12 if that's you want to harrison's a man harrison's a man yeah that's all i have to say um so yeah f12 okay we have a new location yep we are saying we are we are not going to perform at city hall which i know people were excited but obviously we wouldn't uh go somewhere if it wasn't going to be very cool and very awesome so brad found a place it looks amazing it looks like it's got everything we need city hall was like gonna be kind of fun kind of like dorky fun right but this place is like a genuine like venue it has an actual stage it just

it's gonna be nice so it's called it's called PlexPod and it's the Lenexa location P-L-E-X-P-O-D L-E-N-E-X-A L as in

no I'm just kidding remember remember that bit from the yeah as pariah is it a riot we recorded a g shorts video about grandpas oh my gosh i was in tears yeah jake i was in actual tears it's so funny um anyway but yeah lenexa f12 uh lenexa plex pod um yeah i don't

know i don't know what else you really need to know about it just come there on February 12th we have sold over 200 tickets keep buying them keep buying them keep buying them it's going to be so fun I think the more generally the more

people I see coming the more work I want to put into it so it's going to be great and people along with volume creates energy you know

so get more people in the room yeah it will be a drive-in you drive-in you drive-in university yeah drive-in you it's four year college now drive-in you drive-in you drive-in university yeah drive-in you it's four-year college now um you yeah i have unofficial aspirations to uh have an after party at the

lindex of chick-fil-a yeah i think that's fair i have aspirations to reserve some into our pickleball courts the day of the event and just invite anyone who wants to go play pickleball yeah go do that you can wear a flannel shirt and sweater. You might get a little hot in that, but either way. I think it'd be fun to kind of take some of the money that we get from the ticket sales and do whatever we need to do. Like, I don't know if we need to buy everybody's ticket play, but like reserving pickleball courts or things like that. Like, yeah, we'll put together kind of an itinerary.

We could probably entice Drew to keep Chick-fil-A open a little bit later. Maybe something like that. Like, hey, we'll pay your guys a little bit extra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but yeah. Any other previews you want to give them? I'm trying to think what else. I mean, we're putting a lot of thought into it,

but at the same time, we want to keep it what you guys like about us and it won't be anything too crazy. But I think it's going to be an entertaining night that you don't want to miss. If you can make it here, make it here. It's going to be fun. And I talk to people almost every night of the shows this week. You're like, we're going to come,

you know, from California, Idaho, Salt Lake city. So that's awesome. Yeah. It's pretty cool. It's gonna be so fun. And just to, to meet all you guys, to have, you know, time to meet each one of you will be great. And then just for us to put on a little show for you too, it'd be great. I think if you are flying there, like, and you have multiple different items of merch, where one of them on your plane, just in case, because you know how, like, it's like kind of today. Yeah. Flying to Kansas City, there are so many Steelers and chiefs jerseys flying to Kansas City today, which is fun. Isn't it crazy? Like, yeah. How many, like, and that's obviously a way bigger thing, but it's like, it's sometimes it feels like everyone on your flight is going to the football game or something that's a great idea wear two pieces of merch one of them for

the plane ride there yeah that's so fun and we are gonna have f12 merch i'm working on it right now cool yeah hopefully we get that out soon so um yeah i feel like i text you something about f12 whatever um oh you had one you had an idea for uh for a shirt oh okay yeah i wish brad were here yeah take it or leave it i don't know just a thought that's a fun shirt yeah like something that you're clearly at yeah just uh f12 was fun swiss brad was here brad was here uh i was worried about scott this happened a week ago tonight i've just been sitting on it waiting to tell you so it's week one of our co-ed pickleball league that I've just joined in. You guys are playing each other tonight.

We are good for you. Yeah. You know the schedule. So Scott and his wife are playing me and my team. And last week, Scott's got a game and Scott's got a game. And then he's got like a little off time. So then he's watching us play. And so I'm telling my partner, I'm i'm like all right little scouting report about this

the guy we're about to go up against i was like i don't know much about him but we are both in the kansas city pickleball facebook group and every time i see him post it's about his like knee replacement he got he is so excited about this new knee he has that's all i know about him you know so we're kind of joking around scott kind of chimes in he's like so if you can uh let's tear an acl out here all right you know whatever it's like, so if you can, let's tear an ACL out here. All right. You know, whatever. It's like, yeah. Break a leg. That's the scouting report.

All right. And that happened so quickly. Like while Scott is almost saying that, they're like, you guys ready? It's like, oh, sorry. Yeah, we were talking. No, we're good. We're good. Serve it whenever. Seven seconds later, they're serving the ball.

They serve it to me. I hit it to the guy. He goes to run after the ball. Falls down. He tears his ACL. No way. And it was like shocking. Like, obviously I didn't like laugh a ton, but it was like, are you kidding me? Like Kevin in the office? Are you kidding me? It was one of the crazier

things. Like I looked at Scott and then I'm just looking around like, oh my gosh, did we, did we do this? Yeah. Oh dude. That makes me so sad for that guy. It was so just like. Because I've torn my ACL before until I get like to rehab back and then mess it up again.

And it was his good knee, he said. Right. He's like, this is my good knee. Which that happens a lot because you overcompensate. Probably. Yeah. For your bad one. I mean, it was the first hit of the game.

I mean mean 10 seconds after scott said let's tear an acl out there it was just like oh my gosh so he was done he didn't play anymore he tried to play the rest of that first game and so you know i think we won 11 to 1 and i was still like trying to hit him the ball but not i'm not just like lob it over i'm like run for it you know so like i was trying to keep him involved and not make it too hard for him but then he like kind of bowed out and got a sub in there so oh dang that was a bummer but dude I've never seen anything like that I'm just like you know sometimes stuff like will have will happen like oh he almost did that thing you just said right after he said he never missed a field goal he almost missed it like literally right afterwards

oh my gosh that was a bummer. Oh my gosh, dude. Yeah. Poor guy. So we'll see what happens tonight. Yeah. Right. That's going to be interesting.

We got the, the chiefs play tonight as do the pickleball games. They didn't reschedule and they didn't move them around. It was like, sorry, we're pickleballers. We don't care about local football. Yeah.

Pickleball. I mean, is rising sport. The NFL is declining. Yeah. They didn't see like a 20%, you know, change in viewership this year or anything. Um, I mean, is a rising sport. The NFL is declining. Yeah. They didn't see like a 20% change in viewership this year or anything. But anyway, so I think we're just going to play in pickle or watch.

We're going to do a couple things once and then come to your house, baby. Yeah. It'll be fun. What can I expect? Catherine, make anything nice? Any desserts? I don't think so. That's great.

Isaac kind of asked that too. I don't think there's anything officially planned. That's great. that too. I don't think there's anything official, officially planned. That's great. We talked about some, no expectations, some sandwiches that like some that we really like, but I don't know if she's going to be able to get to the store. Okay.

So I'll let you know. Okay. Um, there's one thing, uh, one more story that I have written down here. So Catherine and I helped out in the nursery today at church. We do it once a month with all the plants.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Cool. With all the plants. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. The greenhouse. Yeah. Is what it's called because the kids are just right for the picking. Yep. Through the spirit.

Laborers are few. That's right. Harvest is. Nursery. Los Angeles. And so, yeah, whatever. It's Bo's classroom. Actually, Bo and Hattie were not there.

Like I said, they were with my parents because last night we didn't get home until later. It was nuts. It was insane, dude. Holy cow, people are talking about it still. The DJ at the wedding was just amazing. Dude. So anyway, but it's Bo's classroom. So it's like one and a half, two-year-old kids.

And so most of them don't talk yet. Every once in a while, somebody will say like, baby, or something like that but like very little like vocalization but there's this one girl uh who who has some good vocabulary i think she's like the youngest of like five or six kids okay and so maybe that makes a difference um and maybe she's a little bit older maybe she's two plus or whatever but um you know usually it's like she just says like yeah yeah no no boy you know, usually it's like, she just says like, yeah, yeah, no, no boy, you know, stuff like that. Like, uh, but today I don't even know exactly. I think, I think there was this one kid who was pretty stoked the whole time, but he had

this toy and like pop up and I would, I would kind of like react and be animated to it. I was like, Whoa. And, uh, should I say her name? I don't know. Justin bleep that out. The girl says, let's use, let's, I don't want to say the actual word she uses. Okay. But when you don't have a dad, when you're, when you're the baby of an illegitimate child.

Inglourious. Inglourious hamsters. Let's say hamsters. Yeah. Oh, Michael Scott. If it isn't you, you old ham hamster uh yeah i don't know oh on uh austin powers you remember fat hamster no i don't either i've never seen it but i know there's a there's a guy named fat hamster good um so dang it sorry sorry i haven't just edited this on like sunday night before the episode comes out

all right girl uh after i'm like making all these animated uh faces just looks at me she goes you're a silly hamster oh and i was like i was like what did you say you're a silly hamster but she's saying the b word i'm looking yeah yeah i'm looking at katherine like are you hearing this like you're hearing what i'm hearing right are you seeing i'm like i'm a silly what hamster i'm like wow and i didn't know what to say i was like let's not say that anymore no i'm not just say i'm goofy you know whatever so she's learned that word from somebody something yeah i just it was one of those things where it's like maybe that's not what she's saying but that sure is what it sounds like silly hamsters are you worried about that being beau's first word no okay his first word he he's already he's already saying some words he's every time he sees the chief's logo

he is so excited uh football football okay uh he has a book actually given to us by the Swick family called Born to Ball. He can say that. Born ball. Born ball. Yeah. Born to ball. Blind turn ball. Born to ball.

You would be the born of the ball. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm a silly hamster today. Got insulted by a two-year-old. I haven't seen you this morning. Yeah. That's so funny. It truly was like Catherine and I looked at each other like, that's what she's saying, right?

It's too bad. Also in our Sunday school nursery, we have a high school girl that helps us out. And this kid, she was like looking at something on her phone. So some help she is, but no, she was on her phone and this kid comes up to her and like points to it or whatever. She's like, yeah, I'm watching a video on my phone. She shows it to him. And then she kind of like shows it to me. It's a jean shorts video. And I was like, what, what video was it? I think it was the most recent one, the restaurant one. Oh, cool. Good. But she had never acknowledged or told me like, I've never told her that I was like, how old is this person? She's a junior sophomore, maybe high

school. Good for us. And I was like, what? like what she's like yeah my sister watches trey stuff and you know one of the recommended videos was this and we watched it and we're like holy cow whatever you know and i was like cool so did she connect that it was you in the video like did she oh yeah for sure that oh yeah yeah she had seen like all our like she's like watch all our videos now okay uh i think she was like kind of show it to me i was like trying to be fun like check this out uh cool what's your name olivia olivia thanks for listening live live dog live strong she didn't she i called her live strong today she's like what's that she didn't get it i had to explain live strong to her isn't that crazy you old hamster we're getting we're getting we're getting to be some old fat hamsters uh that's funny anyway uh i got some things this

week brad i got one this is last night although i had some usher problems this week i can maybe talk about that later oh i didn't have any usher problems i played dj falling in love again and yeah probably yeah oh my gosh this is from sarah taylor um jake and brad thanks for all the laughs the jingles and of course the vibes y'all are the best. She was at the show last night. She's $15 patrons. I got her free tickets. And she got us this. This is a very well-made, I don't know what you would call it exactly.

I think it's a cross-stitch. Yeah, I don't want to just assume it's a cross-stitch. But it's something stitched. It's wonderful. It's wonderful. It's very, very well done. It's like, I mean, a perfect rendition of our logo. So she said it's for the new studio.

Yeah, it is. That's here. This is it. We're going to hang it up. It's going to be the first thing we're going to hang up probably. No, that is so cool. Very well done. I got something else this week, a little different than that.

It was actually, so something was given to Trey during the very first meet and greet in Boise. And Trey handed it to me and he said, hey, some guy in VIP said that he was a huge fan and wanted me to give you this. It was a save the date for a wedding. I'm looking at the save the date and Sharpie on the back. It says to Brad. Which Brad was here? I don't know, but he gave it. He had Trey give it to me.

Okay. So I think you and I both maybe. Oh yeah. Are invited. We're a package deal. It's a wedding in like Solana Beach. It's like San Diego. May 6th.

Okay. 2022. That's the day after Bo's birthday. It's two days before my mom's birthday. It is the day after Cinco de Mayo. It is near Mother's Day probably. Other than that, free. That'd be really fun.

So yeah, I don't totally understand the invitation. And it was only the save the date. It wasn't even an invitation yet. But then a guy after the San Diego show said, hey, my name is Brad. I think my brother is the one who gave you the save the date. So I was like, oh. Maybe he gave you the wrong save the date.

I don't know. Maybe that one was supposed to go to him. But he does listen to the podcast, I think. He's got to. He said he listens every Monday morning, but then he saw someone else in line wearing merch. And he said, I didn't know you guys had merch. So I'm all over the place with what these people know,

who's been invited, who is Brad? Dude, that happens more often where I like, here's somebody that says they listen to the podcast. And then I'll mention something that I'm pretty sure we've talked about 15 times. And they'll be like, Oh, I didn't realize that. Yeah. Really? Like with Harrison, I feel like that happens a decent amount where I'm like, okay, you listen to the podcast, but it's probably you zone out half of it, you know? Uh, okay. So he's all over the place. So I don't know. That was just something I got. I have to

save the date in my backpack for us, May 6th, or at least for me, maybe for you, maybe for the other Brad. I mean, anywhere that it's like tropical maybe for the other brad i mean anywhere it's like tropical in may you know it's it's really cold in may everywhere else besides california so that's what i was thinking excuse to go out there and one other thing i received last night uh from a woman in line which several ghosties can attest to viewing this she was not a ghosty she was a correct opinions listener trey and i have this bit it's probably like two or three months old where i i brought up like the Call Her Daddy merch. Like they literally have merch that says.

Yeah, yeah, choke her. Yeah. That's what you guys said maybe. Well, yeah. Like their shirts say like degrade me. Yes. You know, like they have just like anti-women merch. And I was like, we could never get away with that as guys. Like we can't sell merch.

And you know, Trey was joking like, I'm not going to sell a t-shirt that says hit her on it. Right. Last night, girl comes up to me. It's like, I got you something. a t-shirt that says hit her on it right last night girl comes up to me it's like i got you something it's a hat that says hit her on it and i was like oh my um forgot about this joke uh i'm excited to show trey that's funny uh but she's asking me she's like isn't it great my husband made it after i told him the joke i was like yeah i'm glad he's being a good sport she's like can i get a picture with you in it and i was like absolutely not not even a little bit but there's a talk to her meat and maybe he'll let you hit her me hit her meat that's not that's not good either but i mean there's a line of 20

people very closely hearing this entire conversation they don't get to see the front of the hat they just hear me say i cannot be photographed in that that's hilarious that you put on a hat but i cannot see that i know they ought to be dying like what in the world is on this hat and so she's like really you can't take a picture with it and i was like you understand right you heard the podcast you understand why i can't be photographed in this no one else is gonna know the contact no one else is gonna know the joke or whatever so i'm like but i'll still take it back i'm gonna show trey he'll think it's hilarious. I show Trey. He thinks it's a little too hilarious. He kept it. I was like, all right.

Me and Katie were both like, Trey, you should probably throw that away. It's not worth it. Who cares, right? He's like, no, I'm keeping it. That's hilarious. Yeah. Best case scenario, it's kind of a funny joke. Worst case scenario.

It gets posted on the internet of you in it somehow. Yeah. So, yeah. That was scary. Scary times. You just never know like with people like in their humors like yeah i think that's hilarious it's like i would never i would never even touch i wouldn't even i would even look at it i'd be like i'm sorry just like step on it i'll let i would have let her take a picture with it on her backwards and you could say on the other side of

that it had this joke that they said. That's as far as I would go with it. The back has a joke on it. Trust me. It's really good, kind of. Okay, so where are you going this week? This week we go to the south. We do Charleston, South Carolina, Chattanooga, Tennessee, Atlanta, and Durham, North Carolina.

Where's Chattanooga? I assume East, and Durham, North Carolina. Where's Chattanooga? I assume East Tennessee, but I do not know. Cool. Actually, maybe closer, because I know we're flying to Nashville and taking a bus to Chattanooga. So it might be more central Tennessee. Cool. Either way, we're back on the bus this week, which would be nice. Yeah.

I mean, I could sleep on planes, so I was doing fine this week. It was like, it was a lot of airports, you know, obviously a lot of flights, but I'm taking an hour and a half nap every time. I feel great. Everyone else is pretty tired by the end of it. I really miss the bus. I was like, see, bus ain't that bad, right? I've been telling you guys. Right.

Did you have any fun in the hotels? Was it just like indie hotels? And just get there and sleep? I'm trying to think. Continental Bs? I didn't hit up a single continental being any weight rooms any any any laps in the swimming pool oh that reminds me i didn't have this written down this was i'm glad you just brought that up yesterday in the hotel like such an idiot

this woman is talking to she's checking in alan and then we got a new crew member dj travis i love travis what a gangster he's the man already. He went to college with Alan Atreide. He's actually like a part-time DJ. So yeah. How's that been going? It's fun. Yeah. I think it helps Lucas out a lot.

It just, it brings a lot of energy in the room for Lucas. Totally. I don't get to do the intros with Alan anymore. Yeah. Just because. It's fun. I think we're just going to keep it more simple for Travis. I don't know.

Maybe we'll mix it up. So DJ Travis up there the whole time? No. He'll just comes back on stage when Lucas is over. give it up one more time for Lucas now welcome to the stage he plays me a little song or whatever gotcha um wasn't that originally what you were supposed to be for Trey yeah good memory funny yeah you were gonna be the emcee of the night basically and like and then yeah it turned into like what if you tried doing stand-up maybe maybe you could do five minutes and then 10 minutes and then now 20 and headline headline for Trey someday. Trey, why don't you come out and be a DJ for me? Yeah, come on, dude.

You can do it. So Travis and Alan are checking in their hotel room. I'm kind of behind them, you know, kind of in the conversation, but not really. She's telling them now the weight room's open until 10. The pool's open until 11. Pool's actually open right now. And do you guys like water? And I'm like, that sounded kind of weird or whatever. Then she like addresses me. I'm like down to my phone. She's like, do you like water? And I'm like, that sounded kind of weird or whatever. Then she like addresses me. I'm like down on my phone.

She's like, do you like water? And I was like, I didn't know what to say. I was like, if I say yes, does this mean I have to go swimming? Or like,

I don't know. She's going to give you a bottle of water. Yeah. It was right after the pool comment. It was directly after the pool is open right now. Do you like water? No one was coming to bat for me. I mean, I was just like, sometimes like, I'm not really in the mood for open right now do you like water no one was coming to bat for me i mean i was just like sometimes like i'm not really in the mood for it right now i don't have my buckies on

yeah right but like like like i guess i could go in my underwear what's the policy on like long boxer like i don't wear briefs or anything weird yeah yeah there's boxers they kind of hug the wrong places though sometimes if i were like seven inch inseam shorts they're like just as long as the boxers so like that would be fine to wear right that's fine right how much do you like water uh oh i was thinking either osarka or aquafina i don't know whatever oh yeah oh i would love to go back in time and see how i answered that question because it started with five seconds of stuttering and then then eventually it was just like, I mean, I don't need it right now, but may they,

you know, and she's like, no, she just holds it up for me. I was like, Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know.

I don't know what you're talking about. You're on your phone. It sounds like, I just, I thought we were in the midst of an amenities list. And then I get, you know, I mean,

you put on the spot. An amenity is free bottle water. Do you like water right now? Gosh, just telling that story made me hot. I got to take off the shirt up here. Gosh, I mean, you put on the spot. An amenity is free bottled water. Do you like water right now? Gosh, just telling that story made me hot. I got to take off the shirt up here. Gosh. I'm glad you brought that up. I forgot about that story.

Hearing you like water reminds me. So we're also this week, what we're doing for the next like eight weeks, we're like doing two different like Bible study kind of class things. I know. Just say yes in 2022, you know? So I talked last week about biblical. Just say citizenship. That's right. How about that? Uh, biblical citizenship is on Thursday. Now on Wednesday, we started doing a marriage class with the book of love and respect. You

heard that book? I've heard of love and respect. Just the idea of them. Ooh, that reminds me when we're done with the podcast. I let me, or I got you. Do you like water? Remind me to tell you about a book that I just bought. Okay. Okay. Go on. I'm excited. I'm trying to read more of this this year. Cool. So I would like to read it maybe. I don't know. I don't know the book. Anyway. Uh, love and respect. It's, it's cool. Um, marriage study that we're doing. It's sick. Um, Oh dude, it's just like so rad. Um, but it's like, like literally the whole class, almost the whole class. Sorry.

Andrew Schuette is one of the guys that's in the class. He's a ghostie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I still get to meet this guy. I'm pretty sure. Also he works with the chiefs and he's giving us free tickets next year to

any game we want to. Whoa. Yeah. Hold on. Yeah. It was, he was like, it was like for my Christmas gift to you guys this year,

you get to choose a Kansas city game to go to next year. One game. We get to get free tickets? Yeah. What about next week in the AFC division? I don't think so. He did say. We beat the Steelers tonight.

He did say. He's like, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to come to F12 because the Super Bowl is the next day. And I could go to it like for a cost or whatever. So I was like, Jake and I were looking into tickets. We looked at tickets. Very expensive. I don't think we're going to make it. The service fee alone was like 900 bucks per ticket.

Oh, yeah. I thought it may have been four digits, but it was crazy. It was wild. We're not going to Super Bowl. What does he do for the Chiefs? He's the one that called in and did the voicemail about like, he's like the money ball of the Chiefs. Oh, yeah. The stat analyst, data analyst, I think is what he calls himself.

So anyway, he's in the class among other couples, love and respect. And the whole class is pretty much just like you watch a 45 minute video, you know, that's goes along with this book. And then you talk about it afterwards. And the first four minutes of this video for the first week alone, I think was like painfully, painfully slow. Like this guy, literally you could tell he was like sitting on a in this adirondack chair on like a deck of like a lake and like there's like beautiful setting but he

was talking so slow and he was a tall guy yes it was it was like robert and we're gonna have we're gonna have some fun with love and respect today and and then he would like go to his next and but he told a story he's like kill me he's like uh he was talking about oh something with churches and like oh crap now i can't remember the entire story who likes water here huh it was who who likes water is this is the punchline of this but not truly but like same idea it was like um oh i remember they were they were trying to do a marriage series at his church because he's a pastor. Okay.

And they were handing out flyers back in the day to people in the neighborhood. And the flyer said the difference between men and women. And some woman, like her mom was visiting from like Eastern Europe or something like that. Okay. And saw this flyer that said the difference between man and woman. And he like tries to impersonate this woman and goes, you just figuring out the difference now? It was so bad.

And it was like, am I supposed to laugh at this? Am I not? And he was like, he was like so slow with everything else. You just trying to figure out difference now i hate that yeah luckily that that intro slow part was only like three four minutes and then the rest of it was very good he was very engaging and very entertaining and much faster and like did a really good job but the first part was like that is such a bad joke so you like water you're just figuring out this now whatever so anyway um that's all i got written down i got a ton more but let's go have to talk about everything uh i finally got my first uh

comedy gig i wasn't the first one to get it you were you beat me to the punch stanberry i don't know about that i feel like i feel like you've had a few comedy gigs in your life my first outside my first third party gig right um go Go to Fargo, North Dakota. Yeah. February, like 27th or something. If anyone's in the area, come to the church. If anyone's in the area, yeah. Yeah.

It'll be fun. What's the connection? A guy who, he was just at the Minneapolis show like a month ago. Oh, really? I thought it was a friend of yours. No, I don't know. Steve, I don't know. Oh, heck yeah.

Okay. Called him a couple of days ago and confirmed everything. So yeah, excited to do that to perform for a church yeah uh and he was like it probably won't spoil too much because it's a joke that i initially did i don't know if people like know this or whatever remember it but my closing joke like my best joke that i have came from the podcast which is kind of fun anyway that joke about being covet swabbed, he was like, I think everything should be good, but maybe don't say that last part. I was genuinely, I'm not, but right before you said that, I was going to ask you, are you going to say that joke? I was definitely planning on it. I mean, everyone's an adult. It's not like there's like eight year olds there. I just, maybe I'm too like

liberal in the things I think are appropriate. But I think once you're in adulthood, I'm like, it's fine. But obviously I'm not putting up a fight. I'm like,. But I think once you're in adulthood, I'm like, it's fine. But obviously, I'm not putting up a fight. I'm like, no, totally. You're in charge. You don't want me to say that. I won't. So I have to rework that.

But otherwise, so excited to go up there and do a gig. I'm excited. I also have a feeling, because this was not brokered through Alex Dimchik, that you probably got paid twice as much as me to do your gig. Yeah, Dimchick just freaking.

I know. I got to actually, how can we figure? Let's, I'm going to, I'm going to type out a number and you tell me how many times more. No, I don't want to do this. All right. All right. No, no, no. They won't, they won't get to see the number.

Okay. This is just for me and you. Okay. How many times more did you get paid for your gig than this? What? All right. Let me calculate that real quick quick just pretend like it's hard to figure out six times no dang it i should have asked for way more money dang it i had a feeling i didn't think it was gonna be that much more i'm sorry i'm two okay

two times that that's not bad that's bad. That's worth it. That's worth it. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. Originally he was wanting to do 10 times that. Good for you. Yeah. I think that's what, I think he got paid 10 times that. Stanbury. Yeah, dude. Dang. Okay. That was fun. Hey, good for you. Don't worry about that waterfall table. Yeah, exactly. They'll be fine. Um, no, that's exciting. So what's this? Is it like'll be fine. No, that's exciting. So what's this? Is it like a Valentine's?

No, it's after Valentine's Day. It's just a... Right? Yeah, yeah, February 27th. It's just like a young adult tonight at their church. It's kind of like... He was kind of giving me

the background. They got a new pastor like six months ago. Former pharmacist. So there's some jokes right there. Former pharmacist from Fargo. Pharmacist from Fargo. I guess pharmacist came in.

All these young adults start flooding in. Drug dealer. Yeah. Yeah, he's not just preaching money trail there yeah and uh anyway so he's like they're just gonna start doing like they want to do like four of these a year where it's like cool they put a lot of money and time into it yeah and so not that much money into but not like a reasonable like midwest amount of money okay i gotta get div check involved dude that's cool like so maybe you could do all four oh that would be fun yeah just have a new material every four months like a new 30 minute set yeah it could be good yeah so is it 30 minutes he said he'd let me know between

20 and 30 minutes okay so it should be no problem the fact that it's gonna be a church i think there's a lot more i could tap into yeah it's a dude church joke so should be fun uh just wanted to say publicly brad i'm i apologize for at some point stopping sharing my location with you i don't know when that happened i had to reshare with you today did you really yeah i looked and i wasn't sharing my location with you i was like he has no idea when i'm leaving chipotle no so i had to reshare oh well thank you for being uh up front about that i don't know when it happened i'm so sorry i know you like checking in dude yeah i think that's like sometimes like a actual thing with girls like she stops sharing her location with me what does this mean maybe she texts jeremy like yeah where yeah her her last location was this and then she hasn't shared location ever since like okay i don't

think i ever noticed but it's funny because oftentimes i will like get on find my friends and and like see where you are not on purpose but like while i'm there yeah you know whatever and it's it's funny because i'm like oh what are you what are you doing there i'll text you or something yeah like you just follow me all the time yeah what are you doing at doc greens's? They have good mashed potatoes. Yeah. Fazoli's is good. Whatever. Thank you for that. Thank you for publicly saying that.

I didn't want to just do it behind everyone's back. I stopped sharing my location with Brad, guys. I can't wait in three years when you publicly apologize for thinking that Cupid Shuffle is a bad idea. Because that's going to happen. I'm going to switch my mindset on that. Yeah, that's going to happen. That's what the book is about. It's readjusting your mindset to the Cupid shuffle is a bad idea. Cause that's going to switch my mindset on that. Yeah. That's going to happen. That's what the book is about. Uh, it's readjusting your mindset to the Cupid shuffle.

Right. Um, but I know at some point you're going to end this episode with a jingle. I'd like to do a little jingle now. Just, um, kind of more just poetically. Um,

just something on my heart. Um, good. Well, me and pink's heart. This is just something on my mind. I was eating a shake shack in Shack in the Denver airport. And I was like, you know, I never liked this song when it was popular.

And now that I'm listening to it, I think this is the dumbest song ever written. So I'm going to read you guys a little bit of it right now. Okay. Oh, read. Right, right. Turn off the lights. We going to lose our minds tonight. What's the dealio?

What's the dealio? What's the dealio? I think we should put that in a song. I love when it's all too much. 5 a.m. Turn the radio up. Where's the rock and roll? Party crasher.

Panty snatcher. Call me up if you a gangsta. Don't be fancy. Just get dancey. Why so serious? So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways. All my underdogs, we will will never never be anything but loud and nitty-gritty dirty little freaks won't you come on and come on and raise your glass just come on and come on and raise your glass for me for me that's so funny because you know how not you never listen to the words lyrical i am i

can't help it it's so bad like but once you started singing all those or saying all those words i was like oh yeah i know that song i know he's talking about yeah yeah but i've never thought twice about like it's all just cadence to me it's all just like oh that is ridiculous it makes zero sense that verse especially the beginning of that verse was like what what's the dealio 5 a.m turn the radio up whatever where's the rock and roll yikes i love the i i love you know how she likes to spend her life yeah hey it's nothing but rock and roll 5 a.m turn the radio as loud as it'll go. It's 5 a.m. That's what everyone wants to do. I want rock and roll.

I love it when it's all too much. Of course. And if you don't, then get out of here because we have glasses to raise. Yeah. If you're wrong. And specifically right now, I want to talk to the dirty, gritty, nitty freaks. The nitty gritty, dirty little freaks right now. Yeah.

We will never, ever be anything. Never be, never be. But loud. That's how I want to be defined. Never be anything but loud. Hey, what's Jake like? He's loud. He's real loud. Anything else? No, he will never, never be, never be anything but loud. Wow. He is real loud. If someone only describes you as loud, you are a bad person. That's how I feel like you are not you are annoying to everybody oh what's jake like i mean he's loud if you like loud you like him loud it's like no other no other redeeming quality he's loud i have two things to say just off that but one i might have already talked about the podcast before when someone describes their friend as like what's

oh what's uh what's you know jayden like, Oh, he's, he's nice. Yeah. Nice is the worst. Oh, especially if a girl says about another girl, it's like, why, why do you hate her?

Tell me what you really think about this. Nice is the fallback. I mean, she's nice. I mean, she's nice. It's like, okay,

so she's not getting a bid in your sorority. Probably. No, no, no, not going to happen. No, I mean,

she's nice. Oh, but the loud thing reminded me, there's this very eclectic comedy club owner in the northeast we've dealt with him twice and our very first time ever meeting him and we don't know this guy we're doing our comedy club run you know we're kind of new to comedy anyway and uh he's talking to trey just like a new jersey kind of guy his name is vinny he talks like that he acts Yeah. And he's like, Trey, we were going to have this girl open for you, Alyssa, but I don't know.

She's real loud. You know? She's real loud. So I'm going to bump her, and I think I'm just going to do 10 at the top. We just trust Vinny? Well, we don't know what to do. I was like, are we in charge? It's called Vinny's Comedy Club. His name's in it. Don't bother Vinny. Yeah. Don't upset Vinny? So, well, we don't know what to do. I was like, are we in charge? It's his, it's called like Vinny's Comedy Club.

Like it's his name's in it. Don't bother Vinny. Yeah. Don't upset Vinny. He is the one in charge. He's like, hey, I'm not going to do her. She's real loud. So I'm just going to do 10.

We learn later. There's no way Vinny's not loud, right? Well, it's funny. What's ironic is that Vinny has a, or not. Yeah, I guess it is ironic a little bit. He has a hearing aid in. Oh, so he is a little extra loud yeah when he doesn't need to be sometimes so he's real loud he thinks everyone's

real loud a lot's pretty loud to him uh we've been out later from uh one of trey's like wme guys marcus he was like vinny did what he's like we literally put in the contract vinny cannot perform no way he does this he always does this We put in the contract And That's hilarious That he has that personality Like that People know this He's got a reputation about it

Yeah in the industry Because then someone else came in Like I forgot who it was But some like other third party Is like So what's going on tonight And Vinny's like

Alyssa's not going to perform It's just going to be me I'm going to do it Trey that's cool right Trey that's cool If I do 10 Yeah Like Trey said it was cool

Yeah Trey that's cool right You know she's so loud oh so we we laugh about that i mean we've got characters from all over the world so how did he do he's really not too bad of a uh of a comic but what was just kind of like strange what's the most like memorable thing of that night was we have a really good show me and trey both you know it's a great night vinny goes back on after trey and it starts off as like announcements and then quickly turns into uh just a five minute comedy set that's not clean either so you know people are like standing up and like wait do we

have to like sit back down now he's like telling jokes he's like plugged his instagram like four times and how old is like dropping bombs i don't know 56 yeah vinny i kind of want do you remember the uh he's loud i think his name is bruce chandling the um snl is that kyle's character i kind of want to do that for f12 for vinny where it's like so yeah it's like this character where he's like i would love for you to do that he's a comedian but he's like so bad but it's like it's like a it's like a skit where he's like a comedian. I would love for you to do that. He's a comedian, but he's like so bad. But it's like a skit where he's supposed to be bad. It's like the movie Dumb and Dumber. It's like, can you write characters that are so dumb that they're funny almost?

It's like this guy is so bad at comedy that it's funny. It's not like open mic night where it's like, I can't wait for how bad these guys are. And it's like, no, really, you don't want to sit through this. It's like he's hilarious. So I think it'd be kind of funny if I like came out as Vinny and tried to make some jokes. But really, it was just so bad. I think it'd be hard.

I'm not committed to it right now because I don't know how easy it would be to write a set that would be funny because it's not funny. I guess it's bad. Yeah. Do you know Sherman, Sherman Young? Yes.

One time we were on a ski trip uh at the dodds place okay wherever colorado yeah and we had like a little speaker and microphone and one night he just grabbed it and started doing really bad stand-up comedy on purpose and it was so funny i don't know it was just so like you know it just it happens organically and that's why it was so funny because we're not at a show right but oh my gosh it was so funny i mean just the things he was saying you know just like he was doing everything you would do as like a beginning comic he's like yeah first guy who ever thought of a boat what what was that what was that guy thinking yeah he's like let's build a car but put it on water

just like stuff like yeah it's like there's no punch lines it's hard to do though because it's like it's the same idea of like uh somebody who can't sing trying or who can sing trying to not sing well yeah it's like how do you do that because you're like you have to like retrain everything in your instincts yeah not not that that's the exact same but you know whatever anyway that could be fun okay vinny from new jersey or yeah somewhere up there that's great man um so i was raised your glass lyrics uh i have plenty actually let me check my schedule see when we yeah i'm gonna record next week we're not big planners so every once in a while it's like wait crap we need to record now it's currently sunday uh afternoon at 5 43 we'll probably have to record

next sunday again okay so that means i can say these things now because i don't need to save It's currently Sunday afternoon at 543. We'll probably have to record next Sunday again. Okay. So that means I can say these things now because I don't need to save them for the next podcast because I'll have plenty of stuff to say by then. Okay. I had a little bit of a, well, I'll just tell you what happened in Boise. I'm out in the lobby. Only one show that night. So, you know, I understand if there's a double header, maybe they want to really get people in and out because that happened last night.

This guy was just like, you was, were you at the seven o'clock show and i was like yeah were you i thought he was a fan and he's like you got to get out of here i was like oh well i'm going to the 930 show too anyway so that was a miscommunication he obviously is not watching the show no and everyone else had red coats on and he didn't have a red coat on so i was like well you can understand why i didn't think you worked here but sure and boise i go out because there's a lot of ghost hunters fans and i did get to meet a lot of them it was really really fun a lot of people you know like ghost hunters like oh yeah i recognize that name that's you it's so good to meet you finally or whatever right um but there's one woman who i dm'd before because i saw d was like will you be on the lobby

i'm like absolutely i recognized her as i am like meeting fans. I'm seeing this woman, uh, being escorted out like a policeman and the manager of like the house or like grabbing her and escorting her out. I'm like grabbing her. Yeah. Like what in the world is going on? I can't like, she didn't seem to be like drunk or belligerent or anything. I'm like, what in the world? Uh, that was weird. Um, I have probably like only five or six people left in my line. This is like five minutes later or whatever. And this usher is like, all right, folks, that's it. Wrap it up or grab a broom. And I was like, oh, he's just kidding. And he's like, no, I'm not. And I was like, I was like, okay, can I just get through these? And literally I will grab a broom with you. Like

I will help. I just, it means a lot to me to do this. He's like one more picture, then that's it. And then he kind of walked away. He's like, let me just like get through these or whatever. So I started taking more pictures. People like, Hey, let's go fast. Let's go fast. He comes back. And then he stands in between me and the people taking pictures. He's like, no more pictures. Cannot do it. Got to get out of here. And so I'm like, please, I'm like having to beg. It's such an interesting situation. I find myself, I'm like, it's like this power dynamic of like, I'm the, I'm the performer, but yet I'm like having to beg. It's such an interesting situation. I find myself, I'm like, please, sir. It's like this power dynamic of like, I'm the performer, but yet I'm also like pleading with you. Yeah. It's like, can I please take a picture with my fans?

Yeah. I was having to beg. It was weird. Yeah. I was like, I just think like, it's going to be what? Three more minutes. If you were in my position, you would want to take a picture with people waiting in line for you, wouldn't you? He's like, all right.

So that worked. Anyway, I get on with that. And now the guy who just escorted the woman out, purple shirt guy. Now he's back. This is the house manager. We talked to him earlier. He was kind of a weird guy in the green room to start the show. But anyway, he's like, we good here? And I was like, yeah, it was a great show. Like, thank you for having us. Like, that was so fun. We talked like we really want to come back to Boise on our next tour. And he's like, no, I mean, like, are we good here in the lobby? And like, didn't accept any of my comments, anything. I was like, oh yeah, no, we're straight here.

I was just saying like, we had a good time tonight. Like everything was super smooth. And then never had this happen. We have a firm hand placement on the back. Just like a, all right then let's, let's go ahead and head on out. I would say it was like a seven out of 10. Is he, is he parallel to you looking the same way? We're looking the same way.

Like we could almost take a picture together. Yeah. Like hits my almost take a picture together. Yeah. Like hits my back. It was like, all right then. Good to hear it. And it kind of like bumps my like torso forward.

I'm just like on the inside. Did you send him in your head? Sorry. Dang emojis. Listen, you hamster. What emojis? Yeah.

I was, it was purple devil horns is what it was. Yeah. I was like, Oh, sorry. Sorry. Purple devil horns. what it was yeah i was like oh sorry and um i don't know i just never find myself in anything close to a physical altercation so i was like i just feel like i was i was buttering this guy's biscuit i was like thank you so much for the for tonight you know and also you baited him by that you were i guess yeah you were just like complimenting him too much he's like okay watch this so he like hits my back and i try to like keep my ground to like be like a man you know like that didn't knock me over too much even though

i was not expecting it so i stand my ground a five-starred and you're like no it's fine it's fine and uh so he starts to walk and i stay put just to try and be difficult at this point i guess i was just like i don't want you know whatever and he was just like we got a problem and i was like no do i need to like vacate the lobby immediately he's like yeah why don't want, you know, whatever. And he was just like, we got a problem. And I was like, no, do I need to like vacate the lobby immediately? He's like, yeah, why don't I walk you this way? It was like I was being, it was getting in trouble for something. It was so strange. There was no appreciation of like, even though it's not me, I'm not the headliner, but there

was no like, hey, thanks for selling out a show on a Wednesday. We don't normally do this. Weird. There's, it was so strange. And so then afterwards I get a dm from this woman and she's like i am so sorry i'm so embarrassed i got kicked out uh based off like a mask miscommunication i'm such a good person i'm such a real follower i'm so embarrassed like she just seemed like it's like a sweet woman like she seemed like any one of us to be like there was

a miscommunication about the mask and they just kicked me out and got a police officer mass communication and so it, it continued every time. I'm like, how, how is this such a consistent thing? This isn't just like, yeah, Portland. They must be like an industry thing. Yeah. It's like an industry thing. It's like, do not show appreciation to your fans.

Do not. Hey, ushers. Do not show appreciation to the talent. Don't smile at them. Don't let them see everyone they want to. It's nine 40. Let's go home. Come on guys, let's be responsible. You know, they say nothing good ever happens after 9 PM Boise.

So just another example. I could probably tell a story every night. It gets a little old, but that was just a unique one. Cause I got my back hit. It was kind of fun. I was like, Whoa, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not positive. This is going to happen to you, Jake. I don't know if you're going to become the next world's, you know, Jim Carrey or anything. I don't know. But someday I hope that you're big and you're really popular. And you look back on these moments and you're like, remember when people used to kick me out? Like, you know, like remember back in the day when, you know, like not, not in like a totally like, you know, tool kind of way, but just in like a, remember when people like people used to have to ask me like because they didn't know he made the schedule you know like it's like no

watch this i make the schedule or i thought you were gonna say i get big enough to where i'm able to change the culture of like no sure you shouldn't be so thrown off that the talent wants to see his fans sure tom shouldn't say i'm the first one in 20 years he's seen do this this can't be that crazy that's wild yeah anyway you'll be there soon yeah yeah a couple more fargos couple more fargos baby a couple more tractor pulls um speaking of mass just one other quick thing i saw uh this is just another little ironic thing to see woman on a flight she's wearing a burka a middle eastern woman okay and she is getting in trouble for not wearing her mask and if there's any sign that we are all ready for this pandemic to be over it's like the woman who has to wear this

all the time she's even struggling to wear it so give us all a break right if she's having trouble wearing it we all we all struggle wearing it you know sometimes in the fight it falls down or whatever i did feel bad for her though she like she got like worn twice and they were i didn't hear the threat it but it was like, if I have to come over here again, and then she kind of leaned in close. I was like, what,

what, where do they take her? Shove her in the bathroom. Do they always have like a Marshall on every plane? No way. Sometimes I walk through and I try to size them up. Like fine. Hey,

who's that Marshall? Yeah. It's him. It's a nine, you know, whatever. No, like, isn't that kind of a,

I've heard that it's on in Hollywood, but I don't, I don't know about that. Um, you know, whatever. No, like, isn't that kind of a, I've heard that it's on in Hollywood, but I don't, I don't know about that. Um, so yeah, I don't know if there's a Marshall. I don't even know what they would do. Yeah.

Like I said, I really wanted to hear the threat. It was like, if I have to come over here again, I'm going to give you rights. That is one of the, Oh, thank God.

Yeah. This is one of the more terrifying ideas though. In like life is like something bad happening on an airplane because it's like, you are stuck. Oh, I remember I, on flight to australia i was getting plane sick which i was something i made up it was like i was getting car sick we were going side to side so much like if i if i start bombing on an airplane what a just awful places place to do it well yeah yeah that's also true sorry it's in the realm of bad things like altercations or something like that like it's not like you can be like hey let, let's, let's take this outside guys.

Guys, let's take this on the wing. Like, come on. Yeah. Where do you go? How much room is there? Let's take it to the lab.

Come on guys. Hit the head. I don't know. Yeah. It's just, it's just a weird thing of like, if you guys, if you get in a big fight,

like I've never experienced any kind of dissension on a plane, but you know, that'd be bad. Anyway. Now I'm thinking new new bit new premise is a very oppressed middle eastern woman has to be read her rights and she's like this is awesome i've never had so many rights before the right to remain silent this is great this is awesome this is what keep going yeah keep talk dirty to me. What else? Okay, Miranda.

Give me those rights. Who's this Miranda girl you're talking about? Sounds hot. I wouldn't be allowed to talk to Miranda back home. Right. That's pretty good. Anyway, just a fun observed thing. What else did you say?

Something about the airplane. Oh, I got to fly first class this week. I can't believe I forgot to write that down. Not because we asked for it. Not because we earned it. Not because the woman who's in charge of organizing our stuff is not the most organized and did it very last minute so uh so trey paid for it probably yeah so he has to pay for it now which sucks for him um so yeah we got to fly first class on alaskan airlines it was like an hour and 40 minute flight i was asleep for an hour and 30 minutes of it you're like michael scott

going first class international to uh vancouver or toronto i think is where he goes it's always like yeah i will have the steak with mushroom sauce like we actually don't serve food on flights under two hours um so you're sleeping for most of it but yeah it's because it was such a comfy seat you don't always sleep yeah no i definitely did it this morning in the four days before that the The only benefit was that I got both armrest. Nice. So if you're a big armrest guy, consider first class.

I would love to consider first class. Yeah. I don't know. I don't even, I fly Southwest so much. So I don't even know like what to realistically expect as far as the difference in price between first class and normal. Do you have any idea? Like, like let's say normal flights three hundred dollars is first class five maybe

seven seven no way would i ever do seven unless it's like a real long flight i know trey and katie on the way back from kawaii a few weeks ago somehow it was the same price like whenever they booked it interesting and so they're like why not yeah so they got like the lay down seats oh those look amazing someday i was randomly scrolling through tiktok the other day which is just the worst i hate it it's okay hey it's work exactly i get on there to post something and then i go to like the for you page and i'm like i do want to watch this stupid video but there was some video of some woman like reviewing some very high class airline thing like where they had like their own pod emirates uh dubai maybe or qatar cutter cool cutter air whatever it is um yeah it was so cool looking though i'd never seen anything like it

yeah casey neistat has made a few like first class videos yeah and they're so awesome yeah it might have been that girl because i don't even know who that is. Is that a guy? That is a guy. I bet. I haven't heard much of his music. I don't know if we talked about this on podcast before, but I bet four or five times every time Jake and I hang out with Trey, like in writing stuff, Jake and Trey will be like,

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Oh, okay. I don't know if it was like wings or yeah. Yeah. Um, I think there was one other thing I was going to mention. My notes are all over the place this week. Um, you know what? No, don't do it. I'm done.

Tapping out. Uh, let's get onto our reviews and jingles of the week if that's okay with you brad of course of course okay um got it all right cool go for it unless you want it go for it uh awesome podcast everyone should listen says harper vandervllucht hey jake and brad i've been listening to the pod for a few months after being recommended it by mr brant blodgett and always having fun listening i was watching trey for a good while before listening and it's interesting learning about the people behind the camera also i was at the show at grand

rapids which was super fun always enjoy listening and rock on nba jake and lil brad thank you harper harper i like to name harper yeah let's kill a mockingbird is what i always think of harper lee oh yeah it's like one of my favorite books have you heard bargatze's bit on that we're like oh wow did you name her not after harper yeah harper lee that's right um mine's from storm and normorman underscore 07. Best pod ever, he or she says. You will love this pod, unless of course you don't. If I told you it was hosted by someone who is called a lesbian truck driving guy and a guy who says March Madness at random times, you probably would think this is bad, but you would be wrong.

You may die a few times from laughing. Just kidding. It was only once. But FR. How do you read that when you see the word fr for yeah i always say for but for real yeah it's like quicker it's like a quick but for hey man but for real hey but for there are a couple of celebrities basically brad might get confused as a dad for a full-grown man oh as a dad for a full time out isaac got it let me hey Let me start again. Brad might get confused as a dad

for a full grown man. No, I read it right. You read it right. You just did flexion. Brad might get confused as a dad for a full grown man. Brad might get confused as a dad

for a full... Wait, hold on. Brad might get confused. I was for, for a full, wait, hold on. No, I got it. Brad might get confused. I was actually lost. I think I got it now. Brad might get confused as a dad. No, hold on. Brad got, hold on. Brad might get confused as a dad for a full grown man. There we go. It's crazy that, cause you're not a full grown man. And Jake might have an awkward moment on a plane here and there, but this is the the best it's really up to you to decide if this is good or not but i'm literally never wrong so read the title and you know if it's the best or not wait do you know what he's referencing when isaac was uh yeah yeah but still i didn't know how to word it or how to say it

oh man you know how much i love when jake jake struggles through something that was just as much storm and norm Norman's fault. Thank you for all the reviews. We got a lot this week, actually. So those are just our two favorites. And once again, thanks for all the voice memos. We just have so much to talk about. I think, obviously, we like when you guys send in voice memos.

But we don't have so much time. And I think we would rather just catch up with each other. And use voice memos to fill time if need be. You get it. Let's do a jingle. Brad, you want to end this episode on a jingle? Yes. Katie Bennett, thank you for the jingle.

Let's do it. Katie Bennett. I don't have headphones. Is it playing? Yeah, it's good too. Really? Here, right here. Cool.

Thanks, dog. Can you turn me up just a little bit so I can get a little more energy? Volume creates energy. Good song, DJ. I know this older guy who comes over all the time, a generous and frequent client. Sometimes he talks a lot when I'm working in the shop How do I kindly say to him, please stop? I'd like to hide in my garage when neighborhood Marie stops by

It's hard to stay and talk to him when I've got work to do But he provides great content for the pod He tells me about his son His pitches and his home runs Lists off his teammates But there's a ton They practice by the front door off his teammates. There's a ton.

They practiced by the front door. His slider was bad before. He went down south and brought it up to a four. Four. Four. Four. I'd like to hide in my garage. When neighbor

Henry stops by. It's hard to stay and talk to him when i've got work to do but he provides great content for the pod i crap i hope we see him at F12. He doesn't realize his fame. Am I sucking this up? No, you're good. If he ever listens to the pod,

we'll have a lot left to explain. Good. For such a friendly guy, it's weird that he hates goodbyes. Suddenly the conversation's done. And even though it's strange, when Henry abruptly leaves, he's coming back tomorrow with a treat. Yeah. I'd like to hide in my garage When Neighbor Henry stops by It's hard to stay and talk to him When I've got work to do But he provides great content for the pod. I like to hide in

my garage when neighbor Henry stops by. It's hard to stay and talk to him when I've got work to do. But he provides great content

for the pod. I like to hide in my garage when neighborhood rain stops by. It's hard to stay and talk to him when I've got work to do. But GRKC wouldn't be the same Dude, you killed that one. Thanks. That was a good one. Had to get a little emo there at the end.

That was great. That was really fun. Katie Bennett, great work. KB. Brad, great work. That was really fun.ie bennett great work kb brad great work that was really fun thanks man gosh oh f12 i have a real quick shout out f12 is gonna be great uh go stores.life for the merch here next week probably and tickets uh heather lee aubrey magoon jill harris all hung out did you see that yes i hung out with them that's right they came

to the show yeah i. I saw them. Crazy. Literally the reason they're hanging out is because they all listened to our podcasts and found each other through our podcast. Yeah. Jill. That's wild. Yeah. They all, Jill and Heather, they both flew out to San Diego to hang with her for a weekend,

come to her show. It was great. Yeah. That's, that's just really cool. It's just cool to hear that there are friendships being made. Yeah. They're hanging out on swings together. I mean, that's when you know. That is when being made. Yeah. They're hanging out on swings together. I mean, that's when,

you know, that is when, you know, uh, cool. Thank you guys for listening to our podcast that we record on Monday mornings. Yes.

We record it. Not on Monday. Sorry. It's crazy to be a grown man. The dad. And when a dad records it with, with his friend and then, and yeah.

All right. Let's get out of here. Love you guys. Go chiefs. And then, yeah. All right. Let's get out of here. Love you guys. Go Chiefs. Love you, Catherine. Chiefs to the Super Bowl. How'd that feel, Big Ben? Go Chiefs.

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