Ghostrunners - 144 - Madness in the Grocery Store Bathroom

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

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Okay, Brad, I got something for you. Yes. You love a good life hack more than anyone I know. You also love a good life hack when it revolves around food. 100%. Food and money are the two that I get most pumped about, which sometimes go hand in hand. Yeah.

I think your sister was the one who told you, who then got passed on to me, about ordering a tall ice cream cone. Can we get two vanilla ice cream cones? But can we just get them like really big? Yeah. I love the tall ice cream cone okay um right before the chiefs game me and gunner and isaac i think discovered one gunner kind of

discovered one that i'm so excited to tell you specifically speaking of my sister she drove past you and saw you on the way yeah she texted me she's like they're going to the chiefs yeah it was awesome we were like loading up the car and it was like some crazy woman's yelling at us it's insane she must have been the lead in some musicals back in the day. Probably. But we so we go to Chipotle before the game and I am having the hardest time getting any kind of conversation going with the Chipotle worker to the point where he won't even talk to me.

So I'm like, oh, interesting. Whatever. Hey, OK, vibes are up. I don't care. Then I noticed he won't talk to Isaac either. So I didn't know if Gunnar noticed. I was like, hey, try to get this guy to talk. Just kind of like a fun game for Gunnar or whatever okay and so gunner right away asked

him a question they end up talking no problem really yeah anyway what ends up happening i was like so gunner how'd you get him to talk here's the life hack gunner did it accidentally but i think this is everyone needs to be using this okay so you go up to chipotle worker and you say hey what kind of uh what do i get more food in burrito or bowl and then the guy's like i think burrito and then you tell him all right then yeah prove it let me see it yeah that's good that's good because it's like it's like he's now committed to like yeah okay like i told him you get more in this yes so whatever i put in the bowl i have to put even more in the burrito. It's perfect.

I think it happened very accidentally and organically today or yeah, that day. But it's the perfect thing. Cause then it puts the societal pressure on them to like, don't let me down. Yeah. Put your money where your mouth is. That's genius. Because like,

and you can't really compare that to any other thing. You can't be like, Hey waitress, what do I get more food in this meal or that meal? Cause it's like, they might cost something different, but literally fried steak or the two salmon pallets. Yeah. But like literally like the, the price is the exact same for a bowl

or burrito oh i like it i knew you're gonna be fired up so there it is you ask them which one gets more food and then when they say burrito bowl you say let's see it buckaroo prove it someone's walking in right now oh wow hello lucas we got a new roommate in the house. Yes, we do. We have a new room. We have another bedroom filled and he's entering the room right now. Well, now he's leaving the room. They're pivoting. They're using it to come in and come out and scratch up your walls. Is it harder to watch now that these are like your walls? You know what's going to cheer me up?

What? The theme music. Roll it! Every morning we're taking ground Ghost Runners podcast Ghost Runners podcast Rustin, I told you that Rustin and Bree are going to be on the new season. I think Garrett and Peyton too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be nasty.

I think just like the whole basketball team. So Rustin and Bree, Bree is an adamant listener of the Ghost Runners and just kind of relays things to Rustin most of the time. But Rustin was saying that Bree, well, I'll just, I'll just preface the end of the story first by saying everything's okay. So don't worry as I'm telling the story, guys, everything's fine. Okay. Okay.

It's like Peter's cyst. We could joke about it cause it's fine. Yeah, exactly. I think. And so, um, so Bree was listening to the end of the podcast, I guess hadn't been feeling well the last couple of days or whatever. So told Rustin like, yeah, I think I might go on a run today and then we're going to, I'm going to go out to the pasture, to the burn pile and burn our Christmas tree.

Um, because they live out in like land with, I don't know, 40 acres or something like that. Um, and so I'm sure, did you guys burn your Christmas tree growing up? No, I think we had a fake one. So don't burn that because you have to use it over again. Yeah. But Christmas trees burn real easily. And she went out there and started burning up the Christmas tree. And there was a little bit of wind yesterday.

Okay. And Rustin got a text. He was on the golf course and said, it just said like, like multiple missed calls from Bree. And then a text that said, I had to call the fire department. And so Rustin like flew home. He said like when he was four or five miles away, he could start smelling like the smoke and fire. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Long story short, uh, like he thought like 15 acres got like completely like burned, like their grass, like on their property. And yeah yeah their property is like a house you

know their house and then they have a barn then they have their burn pile luckily it was like 15 acres all away from their house if it would have been the other way around it would have been toast your house is gone yeah crazy actual toast actual literal toast and then the cherry on top because everything's fine like i said i preface it all we can have fun with this the cherry on top is that while brie was burning this christmas tree she was listening to our jingle from last week we didn't start the fire yeah the ghost rose pot is fire she's burning this thing and as as chaos is ensuing so uh that that happened that's crazy i and i yeah you always hear like forest fires spread so easily right but also just field fires christmas tree fires yeah apparently so that would that would be so scary to me i don't

know that was always ward reby's biggest fear of canica because it's gonna burn down someday really yeah wow old ward yeah but so uh yeah that man that that would be scary i bet she's a little apprehensive around fire now he's like yeah totally yeah they're like you want to were you making dinner tonight she's like why don't we just order something yeah you know i don't want to get the oven going like i got a gas stove let's do electric stoves next yeah something george foreman grill that's right feel safer around that the old foreman geez that's i'm glad they're okay uh that was okay to show up last night it's fun fun basketball game last night yeah i was like i was like dude that's like traumatized like yeah okay he was like yeah she was kind of shaken up from it but i would that's

fair yeah anyway uh but yeah we're two and i went basketball just get used to it get used to it we had what what a start did we have i mean i don't know if you could script a better start than what we did yeah so seven points and you know the first 12 minutes i don't know if two teams have ever shot the ball poorer than us and the team we were playing last know, the first 12 minutes, I don't know if two teams have ever shot the ball poorer than us and the team we were playing last night. It was 20 minutes. Oh, it was awful,

but it wasn't, it wasn't like completely ugly basketball, right? Like it was like, we were shooting the ball. We just missed it. It just didn't go in. Like,

it wasn't like dribbling off each other's like feet and like, you know, bad passes and stuff like that. Yeah, no, it was fine. And that's why I think no one is worried. It's like, like we're gonna end up making these shots and we end up winning by 15 or 20 but yeah um kind of some fun things to talk about last night at the game yeah we had i i told

i told the first story to catherine right away i was like i was like i'm gonna go to bed soon but i gotta tell you this story there's there's two main stories to tell one is uh i got there kind of late uh from something that i will tell you about later but i i got there late and so um i like barely have my shoes on i'm like you guys you go and start i'll start off on the bench so like five or six minutes goes by i get subbed in i hop in the game and uh immediately i think the ref already stops and like it's like hey whoa whoa gotta take the watch off gotta take the watch it's like a running clock and he like stopped the running clock to like talk to jake yeah yeah kind of like blew his whistle and then kind of like came towards me i was like oh gosh sorry my bad trying to link my loops you get it right you know right you know

guys and so i run over back to the bench like already like oh gosh i made this awkward okay throw the watch off run back onto the court all do this. Hey, hey, gonna need you to throw in a penny, which a penny is just like an old football jersey, basically, that, yeah, it's just disgusting and nasty. And like, this is the first year we've ever had to wear those. And you sign up as a team

of what color you're going to wear. And then you just tell the ref your number. Yeah, because remember last time, cool guy Sammy was always like, Jake, I put you down for 23 i was like don't i don't want to be 23 because yeah you don't you just you know just some sort of uniform looking or just like a solid color yeah whatever the other team was royal blue and so they were blue so we were all different white and grays yeah and so he's like whoa whoa whoa also gonna need you to throw on a penny it sounds like all right red i didn't like think much of it until i'm like once i've got the penny on and i look around brad is in a plain gray t-shirt isaac is in a white t-shirt rustin

is in a long sleeve gray t-shirt i i'm just like why i got so discriminated yeah i was like come on dude seriously come on, dude. Seriously. Come on. Like, just give you such a hard time. Jake. The funny thing is that you didn't notice until like later. Like immediately I would have looked around and be like, what is happening here? Like what?

I was just like, oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. So sorry, sir. And I was like, hold on. I was yelling at you as you were going to get the penny. I was like, just, just, just say a number. Like, why does it matter?

It was so weird. So our team was just a weird mix of white, gray, and red. And yeah, I just felt so discriminated against. It was a few hours before Black History Month started, so I don't know if that had anything to do with it. Maybe. But that was just kind of a funny start. Yeah. And then the game got going.

It was really fun. There was a guy on their team who I would say his body type resembled Shaquille O'Neal. Okay. Do you agree? Just like very large, both up and sideways. You're talking about eye patch? Yeah, eye patch. Yeah.

Like he didn't really have an eye patch. Yeah, no, not right. This is the team I saw last week. I was like, there was a team and I don't know if they're going to be in our league because they look different than us. And that's what I mean. Just like they're just way bigger than us. He was a big dude.

He has this massive black eye and not like a healing black eye like oh it's kind of yellow and no no like like to the point where i didn't make fun of him because i was like maybe that's a like that's a permanent part of his face like it's like a burn or something i almost called him like you know a pirate name or something but i was like i probably shouldn't call him shiver me timbers like just in case uh yeah it was like a bright purple like it's an interesting look fresh uh black eye it kind of like that well it's that old guy on the vikings who used to like cover his face and eye black jared allen was it him i thought it was

someone else either way it was intimidating like that yeah and uh right off the bat i was talking to a guy who i'm guarding at the free throw i was like that guy when john randall was it john randall was he black guy no he's a white guy okay jared og he was like uh or i said how'd he get that black guy he's like oh last week uh he like got elbowed yeah and i was like oh i was like did things uh was it like an accident or things get chippy he's like things got pretty chippy i was like okay stay away from that guy or whoever was guarding him yeah yeah fast Fast forward. I would have loved, let me just say, I would have loved to know that fact. Yeah.

During the game. Sorry, I kept that to myself. Anyway, fast forward. Brad has started off the game. I think he missed his first three threes. Two. I missed two. Okay.

The other team starts to lose a little respect for Brad's outside J. Well, yes. Yeah. They lost respect. Well, go ahead. Go ahead. Well, yes. Yeah. Uh, they lost respect. Well, go ahead. Go ahead. Well,

next thing you know, big daddy's not done firing. Yeah. One goes in, two goes in after the second one, you wanted to do the Steph Curry turnaround. You almost did a full Steph Curry turnaround. You didn't quite get around,

but I was loving it. Not quite quick enough. Yeah. But I think Brad made like three in a row, maybe. And so he's starting to heat up and he's starting to talk about, cause I think that big guy, it says I'm quick enough, you know? But I think Brad made like three in a row, maybe. And so he's starting to heat up and he's starting to talk about it. Because I think that big guy says, I'm to you, right?

Like, let him shoot. Well, okay. So what happened was I got fouled one time and I went to the free throw line. And I shot a free throw and then they called timeout after my first free throw. I thought that was really odd. I said the kicker.

And then I came back out, yeah, after the timeout. And the bigger black dude was like hey who's got shooter who's got shooter and i like just jokingly was like hey you don't need to give me i'm gonna make it it's gonna go yeah um and he's like yeah right with those shoes you're wearing there's no way you're making this shot i just have like some old like blake griffin nike hirachis from like 2003 probably you know whatever like they are not nice cool shoes but i'm like they're fine they're basketball shoes and i end up missing the free throw but i was jawed with that guy the

rest of the game like because so i made a shot when he was guarding me and i was like not bad for somebody with stupid shoes on or something like that and then he bricked a three-pointer one time i was like so i guess you don't have to have good shoes to be able to shoot the ball huh you know all that stuff so it was a lot of just like fun chatter going on yeah not a lot of it coming back our way but a lot of us i mean like always right isaac and i brought the mentioned that on the way home he's like why do teams not talk not even talk to us but they never talk to each other like they just don't look like they're having fun it's it i always wonder do you guys know each other that's what i think are you from work like how'd you find out about this team you see it feels like you guys aren't even like comfortable enough to like get up, get

on, like get mad at each other or something. That's a good observation. You don't hear a lot of like names being called out. Just nothing. No, you just don't hear anything. Right. And we are just, I mean, like, I just hooping and hollering the whole time, you know, just like we missed by 23s in the first half and we start the second half.

And I think Luke Hoagland made a three and we're going on the court, right? Guys, that's that. We just got to shoot more threes and make them right. You know, we're not even playing defense. We're just like having fun with each other. And yeah, you don't see that from the other teams for some reason. But a lot of John, a lot of talking anyway. And I was enjoying playing this big dude.

I'd much rather play a big guy like that than play like, you know, the smaller guy that's shorter than me, but it's way faster. You talk about white Shaquille. Yes. White Shaquille. Okay. Yeah. So anyway, near the end of the game, it looked, it was looking like we were going to win probably, probably five minutes left. Yeah. And he gets the ball down low

and he's a big dude and likes to, you know, flaunt that like he's, he's a physical guy and he kind of was like moving me back. And then he, he missed his first, like wide open, like under the hoop layup. And then he got the ball back. And I don't know. Do you remember exactly? What is your memory of this? I don't really remember exactly. It happened so fast.

Yeah. But long story short is he missed one. He missed one. He gets the rebound. It gets blocked out of his hands. Then he grabs it again, shoots another layup. And I'm kind of laughing at him at this point. Kind of just like, whoa!

You know, whoa! layup and i'm kind of like laughing at him yeah we're kind of kind of just like whoa you know whoa and after the second one i i just remember him catching the ball and throwing it at my face this guy has the ball above his head you can imagine it and we're kind of like giving up on the play we're like 15 so it's like just make the shot yeah and before he goes to make a layup he just reaches over and bonks it off brad's forehead just a quick bunk and then he gets yeah gets the ball back shoots it misses it again and then i think he gets the rebound again he goes up to shoot it and then one of us foul him on like his fourth shot and that one misses too and we're all just dying laughing because this is just i don't know what just happened like i've been so fast yeah and so i'm like we're kind of clapping and i like clapping his face we're just like i was clapping like that

was so funny and i make some comment i go i have never seen that before on a basketball court and brad goes yeah a guy like that missing three layups from two feet away you're like yeah i've never seen that either and then yeah luke said something like i yeah immediately i said that it all happened so fast and then luke goes yeah he's kind of like did like the big brother to little brother thing to you there and i was like yeah but usually the big brother wins the game oh it was awesome it was pretty fun the the big boy boink yeah i've just never seen yeah it looks like something you do you're playing in a living room or something you're just like gotta like put it up your back your brother's shirt or something.

Like mess with him. Like throw it and then he turns around thinking you passed it and you didn't. And then he turns around and you just hit him on the head with it or something. He hot sauce me. Oh, it was great. They just bonked you on the head and then missed a wide open layup. Three times. Three times he was right there.

And I wasn't like, yeah, like you said, I kind of gave up on it. It wasn't like I was really trying to guard him. I was like, go ahead. Stuff like that makes me think like man maybe we do need to invite people to our next championship game it's so funny yeah anyway we're gonna go championship again this time so far two and oh uh two and oh you're gonna miss next week though oh yeah so maybe two and one after next week probably also yeah dawned on you last night that we're gonna miss each other for a while uh-huh long time yeah i'm going you're leaving today or yeah today tuesday getting back sunday i'm leaving sunday getting back thursday thursday so we're going like nine

days without seeing each other pretty much the nine days leading up to f12 weekend yep good luckily these days you can communicate over uh electronics 5g 4g lte uh wireless fidelity um anything really works is that what phi stands for huh i think i saw that somewhere i mean that sounds right there's no way of knowing high fidelity is hi-fi i've heard that okay probably wi-fi same thing lo-fi beats is that low fidelity i don't know for sure but let's say yes yeah probably let's say yes so um it'll be fine. Yeah. Uh, we're sold out of F12 tickets sold out, dude.

It's going to be bumping. Yeah. If you're coming just right now, when you get there, just sit next to the other person. Like don't, don't leave a seat. Cause there's not,

cause there's not gonna be any seats, which is awesome. It's great. It's awesome. The guy said, we only have what? 307 seats. He said,

we have 307 chairs. And because originally I said 250 people, because I wasn't sure how many tickets we were going to sell. And then tickets kept going. So I was like, hey, can we bump this up? He's like, I don't know. We'll see. 307 chairs, I said.

Sounds good. Let's pack the house. Let's pack the house. So hashtag pack the house. Pack the house. Yeah. Pack some heat. That's where I go.

Pack a gun. Pack some heat. One's where I go. Pack a gun. Pack some heat. One thing I'm a little worried about when it comes to F12 is, you know, last week, I might have said some things. I might have said something like, I don't know, hey, Scott and I will give you $500 if you do some pickleball. Yeah. I was the one to break that news to Scott yesterday.

He hadn't listened to the podcast yet and that basketball. I was like, yeah, I'm going to take $500 for 500 for you guys well when i texted scott it was a thousand so you're welcome scott for lowering it when i said on the podcast but so wait are you saying now a thousand is that hold on that's what i just heard what i'm saying is uh well yesterday i see this like instagram tag and i someone who listens to our podcast tagged uh someone that i kind of know and he's this guy who's been kind of moving up the ranks he's like starting to play in professional pickleball tournaments oh rob reason i huh no okay the reason i know who he is is because he's uh friends with some of the guys i went to new zealand with he's an oklahoma guy

whatever okay anyway he just tags this guy in one of our Instagram posts and just has the side eye emoji a few times. And I was like, oh, oh boy. I was like, I didn't think about people just going into recruiting. Yeah. Like professional pickleball players. Like, hey, I'll split this with you. I literally said that on the podcast last week. I know. I said, give me big Johns. That was a good point, I guess. I just didn't even think. You're like, but pickleball players, they're so inaccessible. I mean, everyone's hitting them up all the time. there's no way they're going to respond have a free weekend in february so i told scott this last night i was like hey i might have made a boo-boo um and anyway scott's uh thing he's like you should make them have to take a ghost runners trivia thing oh like they have to know a certain amount of ghost runners lore that's to be able to win the 500 i mean i i no ringers i

don't think that's a terrible idea uh i thought you were gonna say like you're gonna take back like you had to play a game of 21 instead or something like no no no no i was like no no no i said what i said i'm not gonna take it back it was just funny that scott and i were both kind of backpedaling it's like oh uh that turned around pretty quick. So we'll see. Guys, I don't even know if I can make it Saturday. I mean,

if I'm there, yeah, would love to play for $500. But, you know, Omicron is serious, guys.

I don't even know if I'm going to make the F12 anymore. Honestly, yeah. Might just be Brad. Yeah. Yeah.

I might get a booster shot that day, and then who knows how I feel. Yeah. I have that going on. So, just wanted to address that.

Could be some high stakes pickleball. Could be a bunch address that could be some high stakes pickleball could be a bunch we could be hosting a professional pickleball tournament not even know it i don't know how much the word's getting out what is the uh i mean let's get in the weeds a little bit on this bet or this this contest if five people beat you oh what happens then i don't even consider that like it's just like i'd like the purse is $500. First team to beat us gets the $500. So is it just first come, first serve?

Should we start camping out there? It's like Black Friday. Do Isaac and I need to get there at 7 o'clock in the morning just to get our spot in line? You can have first game. Okay. You can claim that right now. Okay.

Yeah, I might need a few minutes to get warmed up. I imagine I probably won't even play that much pickleball. If someone is genuinely like, hey, we want to play you and Scott, it's like, okay, yeah, I might need a few minutes to get warmed up. I, I imagine like, I probably won't even play that much pickleball. Like if someone is like, generally like, Hey, we want to play you and Scott. It's like, okay. Yeah. But I think it'll be so many fun people there. Like I can play pickleball all the time. So this will be fun to just like, right.

Get all the ghost runners together. So yeah, we'll see. But might've messed up. Might've made a little boob. Maybe. Yeah. Uh, what do you want to talk about brad um i want to talk about sports okay and how they're uh not fun always oh it's fine um so

saturday i went to a big ku game ku basketball they were hosting espm was hosting college game day at ku all right because it was ku versus versus Kentucky. And it was like this huge, big, like, uh, you know, very hyped up game, uh, KU, uh, you know, just, they're both historic teams, like in, in so many ways. And Kentucky, like for, I don't even know how long, 15, 20 years has, has had the record as far as like most all time college basketball wins of any program. And this is like the closest KU has ever gotten to them. They're like three wins away right now. Nice. Uh, and so it was like, if KU wins this game, they could be two away. You know, it was like really exciting. You know, my dad and I are there early college game days. They're Wendy's is they're giving out free burgers and milkshakes

called Frosty's. And, uh, there were so many people there that were like, yeah, we're from Kentucky, but we're like near Cincinnati. So we're going to the, uh, you know, Kentucky game today, Bengals game tomorrow. And I said, well, I hope you guys have a great time, but I hope you guys leave this weekend. Very disappointed. Could not have had a better weekend for them. You know, they must've had the weekend of their lives. That does sound fun for them. Um, KU got absolutely dominated. This is the first time I've gotten to a lot of KU games in my life, at least one every year.

This is the first time since 1998 that I have witnessed them losing. Second time in my life. It's the first time since 1998 that I've witnessed them losing in Allenfield house. So it's just crazy. It was like, it was like a traumatic experience for me a little bit. Like this doesn't happen. What is happening right now? Sorry.

And then the chiefs just, just, just lost too. Yeah, they did. It was, yeah, it was interesting.

It was like definitely sad that they lost. It's like, oh, that's a bummer. But then it was also like, well, I don't play on this team. Yeah.

You're like, that's, that's fine. I don't think the chiefs players get upset when my work doesn't go well. i'm not gonna dwell on this i think that's the fun part of being a sports fan is you get really excited when things are going well but you gotta you can't let it like negatively affect you who cares it's a game you know like yeah i definitely i i think yeah i have a few different so i want to hear your experience because you went to the game yeah um but i'll say after so so in our last whatever five six five, six years, we've seen our

baseball team win the world series and our football team win the Superbowl. And like, after every single time, it's like, so, so exciting when they win for like a day or a week or something. And then it's like, is this it? Like, do you feel that way? Like, like I remember always thinking like, this is going to be the greatest thing ever if we win the super bowl and it was like this is awesome and it was like like it was it was just a classic like not trying to be like jesus juke all over the place but it's like just a classic case of like oh you think that this world is going to be so satisfying yeah and then it's like buying the things you acquire oh yeah exactly it's like okay that was cool i stopped to go to work that shiny thing was fun for a second but i was like i'm not gonna put my hope in the tree so it's like yeah it's it's kind

of honest it's a blessing that we have won the super bowl recently because it's like i remember that was awesome but it's also like not that big of a deal if we lose you know yeah exactly more so what just what you feel like you're missing out on is the anticipation it's like oh we would have two weeks to talk about super bowl that's what's so fun when everyone's coming into town for f12 we could have talked about the super bowl that's what we're missing out on it's not the grown men playing in this game for three hours two weekends from now it's just like oh it would be fun to like for the city to feel a little more fun but right peter said he's like well silver lining is i'm gonna be a lot more productive at work this week so but i i i say that and i have like i try to have like mature perspective on it but at

least like three times yesterday i thought about it i was like we lost to the freaking bangles you know like like over and over again i'm like oh like yeah that that stupid play at the end of the half like oh that chris jones sack that he didn't make you know whatever like all these different things was like we could have won that game you know yeah so but yeah what was it like actually going give us some uh yeah i had made a chiefs game in a long time i think i went to one last year and it was limited capacity because i'm talking about like i could hear my homes from the upper deck it was wild but uh this is very fun um joe burrow made some comments before the opposing team's quarterback back made some comments before the game being like nfl stadiums aren't that loud if you don't

know can't see chiefs have the record for loudest outdoor stadium ever yeah and so i think he's got the record for the largest indoor stadium loud people in these loud people over here and so it was just kind of fun to this the stadium it's playoff football it's like extra loud because i think everyone's aware of that so that was fun now granted i was sitting three rows from the top right so it wasn't crazy loud up there because you're kind of all just yelling down, but, uh, you know, it was a fun atmosphere. The first half was so fun.

Oh my gosh. A lot of high fives. Oh yeah. The first half. Yeah. And, um, we are,

there are a lot of Bengals fans, some pleasant, some not so pleasant. Okay. Just kind of how it goes. Yeah. Cause I think we'll say the unpleasant ones were from Kentucky. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Nothing against Ohio. Yeah. Uh, and I think that's probably normal. Like if you're the type of person to care enough about a sports team to drive 18 hours round trip to spend that kind of money, it's like, yeah, you probably are pretty passionate.

You probably do want to yell a lot. I think that's a great point in, yeah, in general, like when you go to a sports game and yeah, you see the like visiting team fans there, like don't judge their fan base based off those fans. Because I think, I think usually the people that travel are the most annoying people. Right. Yeah. Like, like when I went to the Ravens game in Baltimore, people were very kind and normal and like, cool.

But I, but I feel like if, if Ravens fans came to Kansas city, you know, there'd be like 20 of them and they'd be very obnoxious because they're the kind of people that like go all out for this game. And that's what I was trying to tell myself because the Bengals fans around me were not very fun, but I was like, this obviously is not a representation of the people of Cincinnati. It's just the type of people who, you know, whatever. One of our biggest fights when we were dating, not truly a fight, but kind of, uh, yeah. Um, no, in college, Catherine went to a Baylor KU game in Waco and there were some like jerk KU fans and she thought she's like all KU fans are just total jerks oh okay and I was like

no they're not she's like yes they are like KU fans are jerks I was like I'm a KU fan and we like it was like it wasn't like a true fight but it was like I'm upset that you're saying I need you to realize though I really like this team so oh that's funny but so yeah there was a guy i mean he was next to us and then he was sitting in the wrong seat so he had to move okay um which was kind of good but then he was illiterate he moved right behind us i was like now it got louder but he was just yelling so much pre-game that i was like this has got a he's got to wear down eventually right and then the first half was going so well for us i was like, this has got to, he's got to wear down eventually, right? And then the first half was going so well for us. I was like, okay, finally he's quieted down.

But anyway, so the Bengals big like phrase slash like saying that comes from a song or a chant, clearly I don't fully understand it, but is who day, who day, which is great. Every team has like the, you know, their stuff. It's fine. Well, it used to be blowfish. And so they would say say who day blowfish

who do you in the book got it yeah so that's the thing they like to yell to scratch that out okay that's the thing they like to yell almost constantly is yeah just while the chiefs were getting announced on the field you know this, this guy behind us. Who day? Oh, man. And he's just like one of the only people yelling. Yeah. You know, while we're all just like, yeah, go Chiefs. And so Isaac, which is very like logically like, it's the Kansas City Chiefs.

Who day? The Kansas City Chiefs. So who day? So that's Tyree Kill is number 10. And then my homies are quarterback. Do you really not know who day? It was just it was a lot of that so were they usually yelling it like at the chiefs like team is that what they would like i think it's just a thing to yeah like rock chalk or roll tide it's just like if you want to show who you're cheering for and you happen to cheer for

the bingles you just yell who day it doesn't need to be at a certain time gotcha it's just whenever it was funny texting the swicks because uh we were in a group text with them and i was like game hasn't even started and i am so sick of the phrase who day and kirsty swick was like you know what i don't love it either who they think they're going to beat them bingles uh literally everyone before the season it's like yeah seriously that's how i won four games last year. So, I'm trying to think of what else. I mean... You said that at the end of the game, was it that same guy that was heckling Isaac? Oh, yeah, he would...

Yeah, he was just like yelling at Isaac, why you biting your fingernails? Why you biting your fingernails? And then we're all doing like the tomahawk chop, you know, Brad demonstrate. You sound like you crying you all sound like you taking a poop or something just yelling to the abyss like no one's laughing no one's like egging him on other bingos fans aren't like yeah man he's just screaming that takes a certain kind of person yeah it's like like in baltimore i was so. Even when the chiefs were doing well, I was just like,

I don't want to, I don't want to disrupt anybody. I'm enjoying myself. This is just, I'm just here, you know? Yeah. And I don't want to sound like I'm salty or bitter.

I was just like, I'm sharing my experience. It's just an interesting archetype of human to be like, bring on the confrontation. Right. Like, I don't, people are not going to like this and I don't even care.

Like it's all quiet. You know, the chief's loss as we're leaving. He's like, I told y'all, I told, I'm like, Oh,inging on the inside like don't get in a fight don't get in a fight please please no one be belligerent no one yeah i'm like you're really egging this on everyone is really drunk and upset right so i don't know if i'd be yelling at them like this is arrowhead arrowhead's like known for like bad things like that happen so um we probably need to talk about

it anymore or whatever oh actually one last thing about this guy during the national anthem so the the microphone cuts out some technical difficulties ashanti um ashanti was performing this kind of this really cool moment ended up going viral because all of arrowhead stadium starts singing nationally it's like chilling it was really cool 80 000 people singing the national anthem together while we're singing the national anthem this guy is like y'all had a week to figure this out y'all can't figure out a microphone y'all had a week it's like the most anti-american slander coming from the top row this guy just hates that we're coming together as a country it's like this magical moment for everyone except for you guys because of your section that you're in yeah yeah but it was fine it wasn't like he ruined

my experience it was funny the guys in front of us sorry i guess i'm gonna talk about it more um early in the game the bingos were like the 45 yard line or something and isaac and i were just having a conversation like i wonder if they're in field goal range this guy in front of us turns around bingos fan yeah they're in field goal range and i was like honestly they probably are i mean money mac he's he's great you know we're having a cordial conversation and then we learned this guy he would only talk to us if it was about the kicker this guy loves the kicker so once we learned that then isaac and i had so much fun you know they'd be on the 20 yard line like all right if we get a stop here they got a punt and this guy never picked up on the sarcasm because he would turn around like we would kick the field goal

like oh you think well hey i guess what hey if they don't get it we're not all used to having those kickers like you are man you guys are blessed you kick 33 yarders we're not all like that oh what's we i mean he only really like cheered for the made field goals he was just so on board with the kicker man which uh once again wasn't annoying it's just this funny thing it's like this is hilarious this guy's just like huge special teams guy i love that he doesn't pick up on you guys like messing with me no i mean we've been joking around the whole game he's like nope everything they say i'm gonna take literally and i'm gonna assume they don't have a sense of humor oh it was awesome these guys don't know what they're talking about with football because they spent so much money to get there this game

joke we had whether it be the coin toss you know isaac was like uh i think both sides are chief so we should win the coin toss you know this guy's like no once heads once tail you know just anything he didn't pick up on it it was fun it was a good time except when we lost no why would why would that guy believe that you yeah both sides are the right coin toss yeah i don't know that's great big kicker guy um also texting the swicks we put a little wager on the game yeah before I thought we had some good ones going. And then Jake just decided to pull a U-turn at the last minute here. I'm sorry. I couldn't believe they accepted the bet. I thought we had it.

Bro, I was so confident we were going to win. Yeah. I really was. We had all these fun bets where it was like, hey, if the Chiefs win, you guys have to pay for us all to go on a double date. If the Bengals win, we'll pay for the Swicks to all go out. We'll pay for a sitter, whatever. Different options. go on a double date if the bingos win we'll pay for the swix to go out and pay for a sitter whatever right different options and i was like or chiefs when you guys come here bingos when we come there they're like deal i was like oh great swigs are gonna come to kansas i know i was like

that's fun i like like i was and still am so optimistic towards both my teams from that like past week like yeah i was like i was like we're going to win these games like i just know it we don't lose now field house we don't lose an arrowhead to the bangles i was so i i still think that the chiefs are amazing but um yeah could not believe that we lost those games yeah so baseball is finally back get in on major league action and swing for the fences with bed mgm the king of sports books log in or sign up to play along as bet mgm brings the real-time action embraces season's worth of swings with bet mgm your one-stop shop for all things baseball bet mgm.com for t's and c's 19 plus to wager ontario only gambling problem call connex ontario at 1-866-531-2600 bet mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario.

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Like, what do we need to know? And they hit us with, I mean, the zoo's pretty cool. I was like, what did you say? You're like, that's like a thing that a city says when they don't have much else to offer. It's like the city, like the city of Cincinnati, like tourism department, like, Hey, what do we, Hey, what do we say to these people that are like wanting to maybe come to Cincinnati? Like,

I don't know. Like we have this nasty, like spaghetti chili stuff that we can kind of talk about. Uh, Oh, we have a zoo. We can say it's the best zoo. One of the best zoos in the country. Is it? Oh yeah, totally. I think it's got, it's got lions and tigers. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Call it best, best zoo in the middle East. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Like, I mean, easily one of the top 10 zoos in the nation. I mean, all of them. I mean, somehow I've been to a multitude of zoos. Guess what? They all have the animals. They're all there and they're all laying down and none of them are moving. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Like the lion's always laying down. Yeah. Unless you give your animals Adderall, don't say you have the best zoo in the nation.

Because every time I go, I i'm like that's a cool exhibit let's go see the lion and the lion's just chilling there majestically yeah but not doing anything every elephant exhibit i've ever been in they are six football fields away from me they're standing up they're standing up they're in the opposite corner right it's almost like they don't want to be around humans trapped in a little cage they want to be far away this is not how they're made to be yeah oh my gosh yeah they're all the same and they all claim to be like that like Des Moines is really proud of their zoo you know yeah I've been to Omaha I've been to St. Louis I've been to San Diego I've been to Springfield Dickerson Park Zoo we've all heard of that one yeah it's just funny yeah I was like yeah no that's awesome like what does it what does it

take to have uh better it's got to be set apart somehow i don't know is it is it just one animal is that all it takes like oh you have a um i don't know if it's if it's the type of animal as much as the behavior i think i think if you can get those animals like maybe maybe put a lion and a tiger in the same cage hey see what happens every day at noon you don't want to miss it yes every day at noon like like somehow figure out how do you get a rivalry going between them yeah even if they don't fight i'd probably be ideal if they didn't fight but if i saw a tiger and a lion just growling at each other for five minutes best experience of my life i would say that cincinnati zoo is amazing i mean just the yeah the idea that they could get in a fight yeah it's so fun it's like

just today the day like the intrigue behind it yeah like we're gonna put chimpanzees and a giraffe in the same yeah you know field and it's like now they should get along right they should but then but as you're watching it then you start drafting up in your own mind like who would win yeah if two if two giraffes i think so to five monkey how many would it take i think and i think you add variables every day so it's every day is different like like some sometimes there's like a huge like bucket of like raw meat in the middle of the ring yes hunger game style it's a quarkopia yes and it's like it's like are you both gonna share you know you go 50 50 on it like it goes first and the hyenas get in there i mean that's why they call it the lion's share like he goes first but then the hyenas are like what do they do you know yeah there's more of them yeah yeah i like all sorts of variables like it's going to be um polar bear verse four

grizzly bears you think oh i know where this is going right but they're fighting on ice and the grizzly bears are blind so what's it gonna be what are you gonna do yeah come tomorrow at noon i would watch it yeah i mean that is what's gonna put you over the edge and you know like if other animals are hearing you know rumblings of this incredible zoo why is no one coming over to the the cockatoo exhibit yeah, you're not fighting other animals. Yet. Yet. Or, a new idea. Uh-huh. We throw Jake Paul in the mix.

Okay. I know that he's a pretty ambitious guy. He's been boxing a lot. I saw that he says he wants to try and be a safety in the NFL. Okay. What if he's on his way up there? Yeah, a couple meerkats at noon. Okay.

Him and 10 meerkats. That's fun. Make it 15. Make it 15? You got a deal. I think it's 15. Yeah. And when you said the cockatiel thing, that made Make it 15. Make it 15. You got to do 15. Yeah. And when you said the cockatiel thing that made me think like, it doesn't have to be always fighting.

I, that would be best, I think. Yeah. Uh, but I think Michael Vick maybe didn't like do too well with animals fighting. So maybe like, uh, like it could just be like really beautifully singing birds in harmony. Like if they figured out like how to do an acapella group, like if they hadosh groban every other weekend performing with josh groban sang with birds i would watch that too now we're talking yeah while we're still at the cincinnati zoo new idea this would get people in we call it the reverse harambe okay there's a pit of humans yeah you throw in a baby gorilla yes let's see what happens yes and the mom gorilla is the one that throws it in yeah and

she has to watch on. Yep. And then she calls management afterwards. Yeah, I think that's good. Reverse Harambe. Oh, I like that. A lot of zoo ideas. I think I would get killed by a baby gorilla. Would you?

Yeah. What? Like, I'm thinking of the ones like on Tarzan that Rosie O'Donnell was the voice for. Trash in the camp. Yeah. How's that go again? Um, I just remember that hitting the spoons.

Shoot it up. Dab it up. Do it up. Dab it up. Do it up. Ship. Yeah. Stuff.

Great soundtrack. Third grade, man. That's all we listened to every single day. And Mrs. Ballinger's class. Who? Ballinger.

Ballinger. She was great. Every single day. I mean, that is a Harry Who? Ballinger? Ballinger. She was great. Every single day. I mean, that is a really- It was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with Tarzan soundtrack. It's a really, really good soundtrack. It's a very good soundtrack, but it also, you don't like it

if you listen to it every day. I guarantee you. That's totally fair. Totally fair. Phil Collins. He, yeah, I didn't, I hadn't heard In the Air Tonight when I thought that Phil Collins was lame.

And I heard In the Air Tonight later on. Now you're back. Yeah, I like him again. Yeah. Learn learned that he plays drums and sings at the same time that's impressive it seems hard to do it seems very hard to do i did uh the drums on rock band and that was kind of tough i can't even drive stick shift like and have a conversation you know that's impressive um yeah anyway Anyway, Zeus, just mediocre. Also, Skyline, I like that chili. Have you looked up what it looks like?

Yeah, I've had multiple opportunities to eat Skyline chili. And you haven't? I've never looked at it. No. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't I don't get the appeal at all. I would like a good chili.

Like if somebody was like, this is the best chili. Yeah. OK, I'll try that. But I don't need that spaghetti. It just looks moist and wet. I remember when we were on the limo trip, we go all through Ohio. Everyone's trying to offer us, Hey, while you're here, can we hook you up with some skyline chili? Like, no, no, no, whatever.

Actually, I think Ty and Copper, I've tried it, but anyway, they didn't like it. We're tired of people offering it to us. Two months passes by. We're in Yellowstone national park and um someone offers us skyline chili like we can't get away from this thing there's some guy in the park he's like i'm from iowa i keep some of my car at all times i see you guys are traveling all times take a little bit of home from me and we're like dude we already had this we didn't really like it really yeah so see yeah and you think he had the spaghetti in there too yeah Yeah, it was like all in a can. What? Yeah, he's ready to go.

Good for him. Yeah. Nice guy. I mean, yeah, whatever. That's fine. Might've felt bad for us. Okay. I want to hear, you told me last night that you had a little experience before the basketball.

Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right. This is why I was kind of late to the basketball game. So, uh, we had a busy day yesterday. We, I podcasted with Trey. We shot multiple videos. While we were shooting the video, Harrison rolled up.

That was kind of fun. Yeah. Harrison just sees us from the street. We're shooting in this parking lot in a random part of Kansas City. And Harrison just rolls up the window down. He's like, you guys think you could film

without me knowing where you film? Why in the world was he there? Like, he said he was going to a car wash down the street, but that's not even very close to his work and it's not close. Maybe I guess kind of towards Abbyby's house i don't know i have no idea it was like harrison this is so random that you're just driving by we should have tailed him he's up to

something maybe yeah trying to find a new house to live in yeah um but i started off my day with a little coffee and then we went at 5 p.m and did a shoot for our coffee shops video part two jean shorts yada yada and they're like hey we got free coffee i was like all right might as well can't say no yeah well next thing you know coffee's hitting me pretty hard i'm trying to get on with my night and i can't i'm like i'm not gonna i'm not gonna make it home so to the point where i have to stop i'm serving my options i'm like where can i stop okay on the way home to uh brad deuce it up drop a deuce on everybody that's right uh i decided to go grocery store just seemed i don't know why it just seemed like uh it just seems like the place that has like really conveniently located

restrooms in the very back of the store it's funny you say that because i had a little trouble well yeah i was like for some reason it just seems cleaner than like a gas station or like mcdonald's and i don't feel comfortable going in like a hotel lobby that hey i haven't earned it yeah that's fair grocery seems like that was just like the sweet spot like i've earned this yeah okay i'll get something on the way out okay i'll pay for something here um so for one uh oh yeah i'm walking all aroundVee. I cannot find where in the world the bathrooms are. I have to ask this like 16 year old employee, you know, and also in the middle of it, the news is there.

I have to go so bad. The news asked me to be on the news on a story. No way. And I said no, because that's how bad I had to go to the bathroom. Are you serious? You know, it's bad. If I'm, if I'm saying no to attention, you know, I must've had to go to the bathroom. Did they preview like why they were out there? They were there. Like why, what'm saying no to attention you know i must have had to go to the bathroom did they preview like why they were out there they were there like why what they were gonna ask you i

don't they might have said something but i don't even know what the story was you couldn't think straight yeah i know exactly what you're talking about like like when i when i have to go i gotta go i mean yeah my head is on a swivel i'm just looking for any kind of signage that or any kind of corridor that looks like maybe i keep in the being in the back room with the deli meat like where is the bathroom in this freaking place so i say no to being on the news i finally yeah i asked someone he tells me it's back there beyond the pharmacy i'm like i would have never guessed all right good okay i go back there and i'm walking in at the same time as a guy who has a laptop in his hands in the bathroom okay we go into the end

of the bathroom together he goes in one stall with his laptop i go in one stall by myself so okay the next part of the story uh is actually actually the rest of the story not shocker not about the laptop guy really yep do you don't hear him click or anything no no clicking i don't know what's going on just try not to think about it trying to focus okay probably three minutes goes by we hear a door open i'm already feeling like ah shoot if you are going to the restroom in a grocery store you probably have to go to the bathroom we're taking up the only two stalls yeah you know whatever and then i start hearing what sounds like chanting And it could be in a different language or it could be just like, I don't know. One person chanting, you think?

It is one person chanting. And it just is like the same two phrases over and over again. It's kind of like onza, onza, onza, onza. Aria, aria, aria, aria. Onza, onza, onza, onza. Aria, aria, aria. This goes on. I want to be completely honest.

I bet this goes on i want to be completely honest i bet this goes on for two minutes and then i'm like i guess i gotta start recording this like this is now becoming a story oh my god this guy is doing this for two minutes so i just have like some audio of it happening and it just went on's just chanting that for a long time and i'm really what are you thinking are you like scared to come out of the bathroom yes yes i'm like very curious what's happening but i'm like i don't want to come out i don't know i can't tell where he's at in the bathroom i didn't get a lay to land when i came in here i was really focused on laptop boy sure avoid him yeah and so then the chanting stops i'm like okay what's happening now and then i could see through my little crack in the stall

that he is now in front of me in front of the sinks in front of the mirrors 100 true story arms are outstretched he's got fist he's looking in front of the mirrors. 100% true story. Arms are outstretched. He's got fist. He's looking in front of the mirror and he says, you wish death upon America and Israel. What? You wish to kill America and Israel, but we will rise again. We will rise again.

Why did you kill her? Why did you kill her? So he's just spouting all sorts of things he gets done with his like little rant in the mirror he goes back to chanting onza onza onza harry harry onza onza onza he's shouting more things he's asking like what's he wearing is he wearing anything he could barely barely tell i mean i had a tiny crack i couldn't even tell like ethnicity or like anything what he looked like i could just see like an outstretched hand. Okay.

Long sleeve gray shirt. That's all I know. And so he just shot some more things like, why do you kill us? Why do you kill us? What? And then, I mean, he finally left and I just go to the bathroom. No, never went to the bathroom. I don't know.

He was just pacing around there chanting, hy hyping himself up hyping himself up for something couldn't believe it and so badly i wanted to just like say something to the laptop guy you know i just be like man some people are weird in public right you're telling me buddy he's like typing it out seriously some people these days just don't take a hint i mean the lack of social awareness of some people okay let's circle back on that he's like i gotta zoom call in five minutes yeah bathroom blog's gonna hear about this one yeah my flirty courties are gonna love this one flirty courties yeah i really did i was like i really want to console this guy next to me to be like you should have how weird was that i think i think that's like one of the only times i would say you should

have done that like like most of the time don't talk to the person next to you in the bathroom especially when you guys are both going number two like yeah like it's number one talk all you want like but number two it's like a different kind of like i'm pretending like i don't know what's going on in your stall i'd say 40 of me was scared that the door had opened and he hadn't left yet. Like the chanting guys was like, I really don't want to take this chair. And 60% of me was like, am I going to expect logical reasoning from the guy who brought a laptop into our grocery store bathroom? I don't even care what he has to say. Like, it's not going to be real. Like, it doesn't matter. I'll just brad later so just the the mixture of

like being on the news the laptop and then this guy i don't even know what he was i don't even know how to describe what i heard and saw in the bathroom it all happened within 10 minutes where was this uh the one in mission okay by the target uh-huh yeah wow that's it was nuts it was so fun and because of that i was a little late to the basketball game. Of course that happened to you. Like, it's like, this is nuts. A guy went into the bathroom with a laptop at like eight 30 at night. We had a late night basketball game last night too. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Oh my gosh. So how long, what do you think the duration of your stay in the bathroom was? Um, 15. I would say put me down for 21. 21. Yeah. Wow.

21 probably. That is something. It was fun. It was a good way to start the night. Yeah. It's also why I kind of sat out the game. I was like, I need to kind of process kind of what just happened. And like, like Rustin was struggling with, you know, his, his field burning down.

You're struggling with your bathroom. I was like, I think I, I don't know. I just got made fun of for my shoes, you know? Yeah. So that's what happened to me last night. Um, okay. I, I will say just real quick, I want to talk about this only because it was like just a little bit jarring to me because it's so out of the ordinary.

Uh, I went to, for the first time in my life, I went to a Chick-fil-A after the basketball game, KU basketball game, Chick-fil-A in Lawrence. And it was a gross Chick-fil-A. Really? It was nasty. Like, like beyond, beyond like, like it was like, like my standard for Chick-fil-A is so high. And what state were you in when this happened? I was in Lawrence, Kansas. Come on now. No, but that's, that's what I'm going to talk about is like, like it was like, like I walked in and there was like it was like this it was like usually the chick-fil-a is like bright and cheery and like so clean and everything like instrumental cutlass is playing yeah exactly it felt dark it was like dingy and it was like like like you know how like they have like those

little numbers on the tables you know that you can like scan and like yeah whatever uh like these ones were like all scratched off and like oh no no. I mean, it was like, I mean, it was still probably like nicer than most burger Kings out there, but like for a Chick-fil-A was like dingy Chick-fil-A. This is weird. I can say, yeah, I hear you. Cause I've never seen a bad one. That's what I, and that's what I want to talk about with the ghosties is like, is it because it's a college town Chick-fil-A? Is that just how, because I'm sure like this Chick-fil-A is open late and they have lots of college students that come in, you know, all times of the day. And so it's different than my suburban, you know, Chick-fil-A that I usually go to.

But yeah, is that just like that Chick-fil-A is just poorly run or is it like every Chick-fil-A in a college town? Yeah, I'm trying to think. It's rough. Granted, it's SMU, so not a good comparison, but I went to Chick-fil-A like right on SMU's campus and it was normal. I will say it was only like middle school girls from Highland Park there. Okay.

I was going to say like SMU is like in the city though. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like a Lawrence, Kansas. So I don't know. Yeah. Good thought. It was, it was just weird, dude.

Like it's one of those things where it's just like, you're so used to, when you go to Chick-fil-A, you get this exact experience no matter where I've been. Like every single place, every single time I've gone to one all over the country. Then this one's like, like the, the nice white walls were a little bit pale, a little tan. So it's just a weird experience. I went to Chick-fil-A yesterday morning and I'm in the drive-thru I've ordered. And I just got like a large, just iced coffee. Just sounded good.

I think I got a large. Yeah. Funny you say that. Oh, or a large just iced coffee just sounded good i think i got a large yeah funny you say that oh or a large iced coffee um and then i can't see the the person's head because of the frame of my car you know it's like chick-fil-a started doing that like there's like a full door now have you noticed this they've started constructing it's a pretty efficient little thing like instead of a window it's now a full walk-through door for them to go hand you your food. What do you mean by a walk-through door?

Is it just a normal door? I don't know how to... It is... It's like a door... It's an opening without a door. It's like an opening in the building where they can easily walk in and out of. Okay. I don't know how they close it.

Huh. Okay. I don't know. So just imagine a hole in a building. So they still have the window and they have this door? Or is it only door? I think it's only door. Where is this?

In Olathe? This is the 95th and Metcalf one. Okay. And so I can't see the man's face, but he is rapidly running at me with my coffee. And next thing I know, his hand is on my forehead and he has placed my receipt and stuck it to my forehead. Do you know where we're going with this? Yeah, I think so. was isaac's dad

i was so thrown off i didn't flinch i'm proud of myself i stayed steady i just let him do it i had no idea who it was i know what was happening but i i promise you i didn't move an inch you're like you're like i have confidence that this is i'm going to know what's happening it's gonna work out by the end there's gonna be a reason for this and uh he was just like what's up jake i was like oh my gosh yeah i forgot that you uh you like started doing this recently and it was good to see him and what was funny was he brought me a small iced coffee yeah it's i was like i can't tell scott i and that after he just put a receipt on my forehead you know he's asked me like i saw you know so i went to the chiefs game yesterday with isaac bummer it didn't work

out you know we're having this great conversation and like yeah yeah no it's good new house is great isaac's awesome can i get a large yeah so i was just like thank you so much this is perfect like this this large is smaller than the normal one i guess it seems like six ounces smaller than i think what i ordered yeah so it's kind of funny i forgot about that too he said chick-fil-a i was like oh yeah it's a weird monday morning you know you have a busy life when you don't remember getting receipts stamped on your forehead. Dude, yesterday was a weird day. That's how my day started.

Forehead stamp. And then I'm rushing all around. For lunch, I had Tostitos Hint of Lime chips. Oh yeah. Was my lunch. Which, can we go ahead and be honest? They're not Hint of Lime. They're like a strong suggestion of lime.

Yeah, it's like- Hint of Lime. It tastes, they're very strongly lime. I'm sitting in the front row of my class. My hand is raised i said i really think we should we should uh do this today yeah and it's lime yeah really strongly suggested had that for lunch went podcast video video then coffee so all i've had so far is coffee hint of lime chips coffee coffee, then, then Hy-Vee bathroom, then Hy-Vee arena. Yeah. And then discrimination against me.

It was a weird Monday. It's kind of an interesting one, but. Yeah. It was a weird day. Okay. How are you feeling about this upcoming week? I was looking forward to it so much because we're going south and I want to golf. Winter storms are coming.

Not going to golf at all. And I'm going to get to take my clubs, but it's okay. Maybe just assume in February, you're not going to golf. Winter storms are coming. Not going to golf at all. And I'm going to get to take my clubs, but it's okay. Maybe just assume in February, you're not going to golf. You think? I think so. Well, I mean, the thing is, it was 70 in Austin two days ago.

It's just like this crazy storm coming in. But dude, I'll tell you what I'm actually so, so excited about is the people I'm going to get to see this week. Okay. Like so excited. Kyle Brown from the limo trip has moved to Austin. So he'll be there.

Okay. Also in Austin. Some of my old Canicuck friends, Job Jones,, David Harris, K West guys. I don't know. Do you have friends in your life where like, I absolutely love these people. Why do I not stay in touch with them? Yes. Almost all my friends. Pretty much all of them. Yeah. Yeah. That's just, that's just my unfortunate flaw of my personality is like, yeah, if I don't see your face, I'm really bad at keeping up with you. And both of these guys don't do a lot of social media so you don't even feel you've like forget you remember yeah yeah to text them or whatever uh-huh and then when it like jobe texted me he's like dude

you come to austin are you performing and i got so excited i was like oh my gosh yes dude let's get dinner or drinks after anything i would love to see you and he's like okay sweet i hit up uh david harris him and his wife coming i'm like, David Harris. Oh my gosh. Both of you guys. Cause I did programs for a year with David. So we were like, okay. I mean, you know, right next to each other for three months straight. So, so excited to see them and Kyle all in the same city.

And that's Tulsa. I have a lot of friends there. Faith will be a really fun show. Garrett and P nasty. You're making the drive down. That's right. He told me that Isaac is going to be going. Yeah. Nice. And I think my parents are probably going, like, it's gonna be a really fun show.

I'm sure I'm going to know people in the audience there. Fayetteville is like, yeah, such a, such a hotbed for friends of ours. So many K-life kids of ours are going to be Fayetteville. Yeah. Well, Garrett Perkins might be there with Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast friend, Garrett Perkins might be there. I gave him a hard time about that uh afterwards he's like yeah right after i texted you i realized how big of a deal he was and how ridiculous of a question that was uh and then wichita which i'll have some people there are you guys driving all these places or what's the yeah because it's like you're kind of like fayetteville back to wichita back to kansas like that's like it's a little zigzag left right left yeah we'll fly to midland tonight and

then drive all the other places okay which hopefully we can with all the snow but and that train katie i don't even know why but they're going straight to oklahoma city after wichita so i'm kind of on my own gotta find my own way back from wichita sunday night what what do you mean i have a way but it was oh you know two weeks ago they're like hey how do you want to get home oh really i was like oh up to me huh uh greyhound i guess yeah um let's see a great crypt clips equivalent of transportation i'll take that um all right well if you need me i'll i'll drive down and get you thanks dude i think i have a ride should be good okay well thank you hey we'll see

hey we'll see if they show up or not dude i was really looking forward i was gonna perform in a chief's jersey sunday night had they won that would be so fun yeah they didn't and now i am not do it anyway. Just own the Chiefs, baby. Yeah? Yeah, I think so. I'll think about it. Maybe not Jersey.

Maybe just a headband. Be more subtle. Just like a bright red headband. Well, I have this like cool Kansas City shirt that I like. And I was like, oh, I could wear that. But I was like, is that weird too? Does that look like I'm like flexing like... Where's Sunday night? What is that?

Wichita. Oh, yeah. don't do it in wichita which has got like a chip on their shoulder towards kansas city see that's why i was kind of i was like there could be something here that i'm not sure about wichita thinks they're better than kansas city like some people do okay people i knew in college there it was like it's like a competition okay i won't wear the kansas city shirt and to us it's like we don't think twice about if i had a kansas shirt i wear a kansas shirt 100 maybe kansas 100%. Maybe a Kansas headband. Yes. Sunflower headband. Our band.

Kansas is our band. It's the state outline on it. That would be gorgeous. Yeah. Let's see if there's anything else we need to talk about. Just a little health update for you guys. Last 30 minutes of last week's episode, thought I had COVID. Turns out we're fine.

It was funny afterwards. Like, man, it was so cold down there brad's like i'm sweating so i don't know yeah afterwards you were like bundled up in a blanket by the fire struggling yeah i was like i was like yeah that looks like the chills i was like i don't know i'm not like shivering but anyway yeah it's pops of ibuprofen sat by the fire for two hours and i was good to go that's how it works take that covid yeah katherine said she saw you the next day at the uh baby shower and you were doing all great yeah yeah how was that how was so your first baby shower forgot dude i the amount of things we've done since the last time we recorded a podcast it's only been like three days and so much has happened to us um it was my first baby shower it was great i loved how casual

it was it wasn't like everyone gather around and watch some open gifts yes because that's not fun for anyone that's what katherine said they literally there was nothing like scheduled like it was just like let's hang out and then it was awesome i see a lot of old friends and yeah uh yeah i think even if you're the one opening the gifts it's still not that fun yeah you know you're opening gifts for people you're not even sure like well this is on her side of the family i don't know who that is i don't know who to look at i don't even know what they just opened that's yeah that's the thing i would it's just for me their baby right i can't even tell oh this goes on her nipples oh okay yeah my bad um so it was great it was really fun and uh what do you think of katherine said it was quite a trek to get there oh yeah it was a little bit of a

trek it was like yeah it was like no service getting there this barn out in like the middle of nowhere and she said like the gravel road turned into like lots of potholes. Gravel mountain. Yeah. Yeah, it was fine. It was a little bit like, are we sure? Thankfully, there were some balloons. Oh, sure.

Balloons are huge. Yeah, they are. Some bigger than others. Some are huger. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we should get some balloons for F12. Ooh, yeah.

Let people know. This is where you win $500. Yeah. It was fun. It was good to. Ooh, yeah. Let people know. This is where you win $500. Yeah. It was fun. It was good to, oh, this is kind of cool. Well, I don't know. Yeah.

Kind of cool, I guess. I was talking to, I think we talked about it before at some point in this podcast. Emily Duckworth, her half sister, Casey was there and got to talk to her. Some kind of friends.

I met her before in Los Angeles. She's a songwriter and is becoming just more and more successful. And- Writes for like big, big names too. Yeah. She like, you know, I think one of her first big breaks, I think she was already working for Ryan Tedder, Wonder Republic.

And then, yeah, the Jonas Brothers comeback. She was like, wrote for that album. And anyway, she's crushing it. So it was fun to catch up and just hear about what she's got going on. And question I like asking people all the time. Anyways, like what's like the most exciting thing on your horizon? Like coming up soon. Like, what are you excited about?

She was like, well, I got, uh, nominated for a Grammy. I was like, oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty exciting in the music industry. I'd say that cracks the top five. Yeah. I mean, for you. I mean, if you're into that kind of thing. If you're into, if you like recognition by an academy of people, but it was cool. I was like, who, who'd you write for? And she was like, uh, Olivia Rodrigo. And I was like, how in the world you get hooked up with her? I was like, I'd you write for and she was like uh olivia rodrigo and i was like how in the world you get hooked up with her i was like i thought she wrote her own stuff she's like she wrote all of her own stuff except for one song and i got hooked up with her and i was like how did you like get that connection she's like it was two years ago i didn't know who she was they just said hey do you want to help this high school musical girl write a song

it's okay she was like i guess sure you know i guess whatever ends up being olivia rodrigo and now she's like nominated for a grammy for this wow so so say yes yeah that's and that's what i told her i was like good for you for like saying yes take an advantage like yeah i'll give it i'll give a shot here yeah you never know wow okay so yeah it was fun uh that's my life lesson for today huh you could hey if you can't win a grammy you can always call your grammy there's my lesson oh that's good too call her up should see how she's doing i should uh other things i always kind of forget to check our analytic stuff oh yeah january was our biggest month ever really i'll be going to start his talk We're doing, oh yeah. Talk show and podcast.

Oh yeah, sorry, that's confusing. And I'm sure you guys are wondering too, like Jake, didn't you say if Patrick Mahomes stays healthy and the Chiefs make it to the Super Bowl, you'll shut down the podcast? Yes, and I'm a man of my word. It's talk show now.

That's right. I did shut down the podcast. Yeah, talk show is now. Podcast history. It was. It was something we did before. Remember back when we did that? We were so foolish back with podcasts.

We didn't even really know what we were doing when we were podcasting no talk show i'm really coming into my own i've started to learn you got to wear layers or else you'll think you have covet you got to wear layers down here got to layer up baby but yeah january is our biggest month ever and then uh this past monday was our biggest monday ever so we're climbing let's climb it up starbucks uh g shorts video starbucks versus duncan biggest video ever maybe up to this point up to like four days in ever ever is that true gotta be oh i thought it was like it's definitely the best out of the last 10 you're right it's doing well though i don't know it didn't start out well that's what's so fun start out

eight out of ten and six out of ten and two and then no one so yeah uh it's a good sign that as trey kind of eases off the channel right our top three videos right now are me by myself you by yourself and us two together jury's out jury's out for lunch they'll be back in a little bit yeah we got you know yesterday we did mechanics mechanics dude the mechanics video i don't know that's 10 out of 10 no doubt right i don't know about me and i know i've said that a lot recently where it's like the woke parent i was like i know we wrote a lot of good jokes i don't know how i did and that video did great and then i was like every guy with his dan i don't know i feel like i had a weird voice and that video did well i'm like tiktok and instagram and then this one especially guys i i don't know i will say i thought i was going

to be like the millennial who doesn't know anything the ignorant millennial being like i don't even know what a filter is yeah and then i end up being like brad's like sidekick mechanic which was fun i'm glad we did it i think there's a lot of funny physical stuff we did but also i just didn't know like i was like how heavy of an accent should i have and so sometimes i would lay it on so thick and then other times like not much came out i'll tell you what was consistent is trey and brad laughing at me every time not like laughing like that was funny how you said that just like laughing at me for the sounds i was making so well there was one time you struggled through i forget what you were trying to say maybe derrick can throw in the bloopers but it was like uh was

it with the spark plug thing? No, I think it was. Do you know what this, do you know what synthetic oil is? Is that what it was? Yeah, yeah. Do you know what rear wheel drive is? Do you know? I don't know.

That's the thing. Like we made this video acting like we were mechanics when none of us know anything about cars. We don't know anything. No. Not one out of the four of us. So we kind of halfway through we kind of realized like this isn't going too well let's just do some physical stuff and hopefully people laugh at how

goofy we are yeah we'll see we'll see we'll see it'll be great but anyway um yeah that's great i'm glad we're doing so well and everything we do jake that's not necessarily the point i think it's fun for people to be like they're taking along for the ride too it's like they they want to know too totally things are going well people are listening so thanks for telling your friends um should we do a voice memo a voice memo yeah or two i don't know one at a time though every time oh every time what up what up hey brad and jake this This is Hannah Nitz from Akron, Ohio. I just started listening to the podcast last year because my cousin Tiffany is married to Knack Baxter. What up, Tiffany? And they were posting about listening. I gave it a shot and I just couldn't

get enough. So the funny thing, though, is when I started listening and I heard you guys talk about Knack Baxter and I heard you guys talk about Knack Baxter and I was like, there's no way they're actually talking about him. Turns out you guys are friends, which is sweet. I feel like that means you and I are kind of friends now. So we're going for that. OK, so my question is more of a request. And my request is for more spoken word poetry.

When you guys do this, it is truly the funniest thing. It makes me laugh out loud every time. So please hit me with some more spoken word poetry. I would love it. Hannah. Hannah. What do you want to do? Some slam poem?

Yeah, let's spoken word. It's been a long time. Let's spoken word it up. What would you like to poetry? Or i guess i'll tell you the topic bread all right it's on it's on my mind right now and it's on my nose your topic is um cold like symptoms a nose in need deserves puffs indeed so fast Puffs indeed. So fast. And then just really falls off.

No, no, no, no. It's called a dramatic pause. Puffs plus lotion? Take me to your ocean. Cake by the ocean? Who sings that Jojo-tion? Sorry, I didn't snap. I didn't snap.

Zycam Afram Nasal juice? Sorry, can't talk much My phlegm is too loose Honestly man I don't know how you sleep

It's hard to breathe But that's why I got Vic's VapoRub on my chest. You had your eyes closed the whole time until the ending line where it didn't rhyme. Wait, wait, I'm not done. Okay, dramatic effect. Big Pharma wants me to take this med?

Since? Yeah. But Jesus died. Big Pharma wants me to take this med since yeah but Jesus died for our ultimate medicines one cross plus three nails equals forever I guess that's the end of this slam po cause that was pretty darn clever.

That was Brad Deuce everyone. Thank you. Speaking to you about cold like symptoms. Jake, uh, you want to talk about something that's near and dear to my heart. Um, let's go ahead and talk about.

Um, let's go ahead and talk about vegetables that are almost that have almost gone bad, but aren't vegetables that have almost gone bad. Yeah. But aren't. Yeah. Pitter patter, pitter patter, pitter patter. Hey, here I come home from my work day. Oh, I open the fridge.

One thing on my mind. I'm going to eat a veggie, but I don't know what kind. Green, red, blue. It sounds like Dr. Seuss. Red fish, blue fish. sounds like Dr. Seuss. Redfish, bluefish. My snot's not loose. I open the bottom shelf where I keep my broccoli. I start to grab it, but something stops me.

Is that a dung beetle? Uh-oh. No! Those are extinct. It must have been something else. Wait, what stinks? Is that the cauliflower? In the door?

It could be last night's cherry tomatoes still on the floor. No, you didn't. I'm starting to wonder what these foods smell like ripe. I just started eating them. I don't know wrong from right. Too much to think about. It's so much that stinks in my house. Bring it home, boy, bring it home.

I know what I do. There's nothing left to say. What am I doing? Just go to Chick-fil-A. Not even snaps, just claps. Wow. Really gave me a topic I know almost nothing about. Yeah, you said blue at one point.

I was like, what vegetable do you think is blue? And there's a good example of cauliflower has been in there for a while. You ever tried cauliflower rice? It's like the Walter White meth. It's like this cauliflower is actually very, very pure. Yeah. But no, I've not tried cauliflower rice. It's like iceberg lettuce, Heisenberg cauliflower. Heisenberg lettuce. Heisenberg cauliflower rice. Heisenberg lettuce.

Heisenberg. That's funny. Hannah, thanks for the suggestion to do slam poetry. Always fun. It is fun. I mean, yeah, I guess. I don't know. Do you guys like it?

Oh, yeah. Besides Hannah? Oh, yeah. I do. Okay, cool. I'm answering for them. Cool. That might have been the

only voicemail we got because we're recording like two days from our last one but you know we could do bad we could do extra reviews have you seen how many spectacular ones we've gotten we've gotten a lot in the last two days what if we each did two reviews to make up for it boy okay but you have to do

yours like it's a voice memo okay which is pretty much just like reading it. Now that I think about it. No, no, no. It's different. You give me a second here. Okay. I'll just read one normally.

This one short and sweet. The podcast, a little clickbait going on. Maddie. Her username is run with Maddie. This podcast made me almost take my own life. Okay. You got my attention. She said I was listening in the gym the other day,

and mid-bench press started laughing at something Jake and Brad said. The weight quickly began to drop toward my neck. My neck! Thankfully, it's January, so the gym is full of men ready to be a hero, so I was saved. Thanks for all the laughs.

I will not be listening in the gym again. Listening in the James. So, thank you, Ron with Mad maddie and congrats on working out how are you doing yeah sorry i'm trying to think of like a fun way to do like give me something like like maybe like give me a song and i'll try to sing the song okay instead of voice memo uh-huh we did that for that uh live stream yeah that was really fun uh let me think of a song. Just something by Blink-182, I think. Okay.

Totally your call. Okay. How's that song go? All the small things. Okay. Honestly, I can't even describe the perfect mix of chemistry, comedy, and realness that JT and L this car, some creations.

I come somehow managed to enchant us. Ghosties with it's amazing. How a guy with $14 million and his ex worship leader friend consistently find the time to bless us with an hour or two of their week. Podcasts I listened to two before Ghostrunners are now basically dead to me. Sometimes I start to refer to Jake and Brad as my friend. When I start to relay a conversation or opinion I've listened to on the pod. If you need something to binge binge you're in the right place but ever also see the Ellen we

bought a limo YouTube page never let the pot stop also I didn't really care about sports before but now I just tell people I like the Chiefs because I know so much very very much about them

a year-long listener three-month patreon member ghosty for life here she says used up creative creativity below is that her name her username is i used all my creativity already so um that's awesome thanks for the l and we bought a limo plug i saw someone in f12 was like i'm so excited for the event i've for the l and we bought a limo plug i saw someone in f12 was like i'm so excited for the event i've been watching l and we bought a limo episodes to gear up like that's so funny and that's awesome it's like videos though that like obviously you're not a part of and i'm kind of barely a part of i'm mainly just like right facilitating the the content and filming and editing right so not even in it but that's great i'm glad people

still like it so much that's funny i'm gonna do one other review of the week that's a shorter one and mainly about me so you can have the long one that's it trb lawn care if you want that one great um give me a song bad that was kind of fun okay um how about just a genre uh women's pop miley cyrus christina aguilar's yeah women's uh all right is that too hard do you want to go something else i think i have a song of mine oh it's such a already flat song on top of my already flat singing voice i was gonna do tiktok by kesha but it's like you just been like this guy has a hearing problem. I was like, wait, I can't sing that. How about Just Dance by Lady Gaga?

Is that too much? Is that too fast? Jake, thank you. I love your ads. You make them unique and interesting. And I actually want to listen to them we're wait where is this guy going wait i don't get that part in parentheses it says where is this guy going where's he going with this ad like where is this guy where's this guy going

i mean come on um You guys get it. Also, I'm a 41-year-old single mom, and Jacob Bradwell is listening to old episodes. I quit my teaching job, and I'm now applying to grad school. Thanks for the push. God bless. Awesome. 41-year-old single mom. Good for you.

Hope it's going well. Thanks for listening to our podcast. Yes. And congrats on applying to grad school. That's fun. Never too late to do anything. New quote. New Jake Triplett quote. It's never, ever, no matter what, no matter who. I don't care when. That's fun. Never too late to do anything. New quote. New Jake Triplett quote.

It's never ever, no matter what, no matter who, no matter where, or how come. It's never too late to do anything. You can always do something. Yeah.

Right? You guys know that. Just not everything, but never too late to do anything. You can't do everything. You can do something. But you can do anything. Even if you're 41. Mm-hmm.

Write that down. Even if you're 40. Acting like 41 is so old. God forbid you're 41 write that down even if you're 40 acting like 41 is so old god forbid you're 41 you could still do something i i don't know i mean obviously your life is on the downhill turn at that point i'd say do it before you're 42 that's for sure because you're not gonna have because you are cement at that point yeah not a lot of free will left you gotta get stuck so no that's really exciting. It really is. It's, you know,

that's exciting to see. So, all right, Brad, back to you. TRB lawn care says best talk show in town. Thank you. All right.

This is all caps for this part on your feet. Everyone, man, I really, you think you meant to say that? I really love this talk show. I listen while I'm working and it, what it makes my day go by quicko

and keeps me laughing. Every freaking week, you all bring your best. From Jake Poopsie, talking about another thrilling story from his show. Or Brad, owner of Ellis Cousin Creations

at elliscousincreations.com. A little shameless plug right there. Keeping it interesting with a different babe of the week. Turns out it's his wife. What a quinky dinks. The only two things that irks me. Oops, sorry.

I'll bleep that out later. I really don't like Chipotle and I can't stand the Chiefs. Hey-oh hey oh all right those are two things pretty close to my heart talk about it both but as a steelers fan we got sorry by all you you all sorry twice so i can't hate too much also big fan of blue jeans or jean shorts whatever it is keep those hilarious videos coming baby keep up the really great work on the talk show i love it all right brad it's time to end this review with a jingle. Oh yeah, that's right.

Tune of Country Roads. It's out of West Virginia. Okay, let me... Sorry, I'm unchartable and the format like you know is not the same. That one time I had no idea that it was even like... Yeah. Yeah, I feel like a goofus. Let me see if I can... You need the instrument? No. No, that would be worse.

I'm just trying to get on itunes all right brad it's time to end this review with the jingle to the tune of country roads since he's from west virginia almost monday monday morning jake and brad i'm getting on my feet talk shows on now wait that was that. It sounded good at the beginning. Almost Monday, Monday morning, Jake and Brad. I'm getting on my feet. Talk shows on now playing through my ears. Listening with all the ghosties.

Time for blanks of the week. Ghost runners. Talk show. Ghostrunners. Talk show. Jake and Brad. I'm getting on my feet. Talk show's on now. Playing through my ears.

Listen with all the ghosties. Time for Blanks of the Week. Ghostrunners. Talk show. They bring their best. Hey mom, Ghostrunners is worth a listen. Every Monday with Jake and Brad. Thanks, Lawn Care. Lawn Care. I'm going to tell Bo when he's 14 years old to start a long care company.

Okay. I think that's a great thing to do. I think it's a great company. Cool. Like if you get enough of a network going. Probably good skills to learn too. Yes. It's hardworking. It's going to be tough before he can drive.

It'd be better if he could like get in a truck with a trailer. Well, he's going to be able to drive 14. Oh, because of the new rules? Uh-huh. Yeah. Or fake ID. New laws that we're putting in. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Catherine votes. No, I'm thinking he's going to be able to drive 14. Oh, because of the new rules? Uh-huh. Yeah, or fake ID. New laws that we're putting in. Yeah, yeah, good.

Catherine votes. No, I'm thinking he's going to start out small with a little push mower just around the neighborhood. Okay, good. And then scale the business. Just, hey, Mrs. Anderson, do you need your lawn mowed today? And then from there, you know. It's hard to imagine your kids being teenagers. It's kind of scary, yeah.

Or like... Like, rustin's got a daughter who's got a i think she's in middle school now got a boyfriend he's like yeah it's weird man oh yeah i want to talk to him okay not rustin the boyfriend oh yeah i know oh that that like terrifies me yeah anyway jeez uh thank you guys for all the reviews there were so many good ones in such a short span of time so that's kind of fun uh yeah they came in quick brad you like this episode with jingle only if you help me jake yeah oh boy should be fun um so who wrote this one emily brown the branson girl i don't know emily brown it's such a unique name so it's hard to know which emily brown it is yeah there's like at least three of them probably. Yeah. Probably not the Emily Brown. I know.

Maybe. Could be. Mount Mount Brown's more something. What's her Mount Brown's more from from Browning to Mount Mount Regmore is her Instagram handle. Oh, that's her handle. She lives. She is the mountain. She or she that's where she's from. Like she is that you keep asking me questions and I'll tell you, I don't know it sounds like you know pretty well you want to keep asking okay let's do this mount brownsboro you ready yeah i think i should put on some headphones i love this song in 2006. Let me talk to you We buy you just drinks I'm Brad Ellis You know me You love my tables I guarantee

Campfire in my bonfire tea Give it up for G.R.K.C. Back to the shop I'm grinding nonstop Record the part But we need some pops I'ma buy you just drinks Ooh-wee-oo

Then I'ma make a pod with you we got patience to think what you're thinking with that love you in that backwards head in the studio like oh we in the studio like Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop. Talk to me. I talk back. Let's talk Chiefs. I talk that chocolate milk. That's what's up.

Blanks of the week or voice memos. Let's record for Monday. Just like that. Let's talk and bow. Play pickleball. You gon' see. In the kitchen, no one plays like that. Let's talk about play pickleball. You're going to see in the kitchen. No one plays like me. I'm a bio distress.

We make a pod with you. We got patrons to think. Think of that. Love you in that backwards. How are we in the studio? Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We're in the studio like, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, we in the studio like, oop, oop, oop, oop. Won't you meet me at the court, respect big daddy, playing Amish jams, CC Top Hat's a baddie, the vibes in here are up, driving in my U-Haul, 150 a week, drive for you, shotgun for me, I'm speaking

our ghosty language, I love the conversation, and when you pickleball, I get a tingling sensation, ghostrunners slap different, you say you in the mood, episode's about an hour, better yet, make it two, let me take it where I pod, Toyota switch gears, when I whisper in the mic on your feet, we hope you like Inside Jokes and Games for young and old alike. Brad's going to sing it now so he can make it clear. I'ma buy you just drinks. Ooh-wee-oo. And I'ma make a pod with you.

We got patrons to thank. Think about that. Love you in that backwards hat. Thank you. We in the studio like oop, oop, oop, oop, oop. Thank you. And that has been T-Pain, also known as Tylenol Pain Relief. Little known fact. That's what his name stands for.

Fever reducer. Yeah. Take it for fevers or, you know, COVID or, you know, just if you get the chills, you need to sit by the fire or whatever, guys. All those things. Thank you, Emily Mountbrouchport for writing that. That was fun. Appreciate getting me involved. Always a good time.

Brought me back to 2006. Pretty hard there. So it was fun. Sorry, this episode is a little shorter guys but um i truly just do not have time today we got to go to the airport right now which is a bummer so um it was fun can't wait it uh it's another week of us getting closer to f12 can't wait whoo is is this the last episode we record before f12 yes yes you think we'll record afterwards like the next sunday yeah no we should just record afterwards yeah and then now we don't have to worry about the super bowl

it'd be fun to like maybe set up some like you know live studio thing like whoever's going to be in town this is where we're going to record yeah you could be there for it it's not a bad idea thank you all right hey go chiefs figure it out hey next year baby hey next year sports are fun and it's okay if you lose remember you can do anything at some point who are we rooting for in the super bowl uh just just the boys just a good game just hey hey fellas right fellas fellas yeah you know what i'm rooting for equality good for you thanks equity not equality oh right yeah yeah capitalism uh i want the bangles to win because i know exactly what cincinnati feels Equality. Good for you. Thanks. Equity, not equality. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Capitalism. I want the Bengals to win because I know exactly what Cincinnati feels like because that's

how Kansas City felt like four years ago. And I just want, good for them. That's nice of you to think that way. Cool. Yeah. It's a fun time. Enjoy it. Have fun, Bengals.

For this one year, go Chiefs. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Hoo day. Love you, Kath.