Ghostrunners - 163 - I'll Give You a Dollar If...

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

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Jake, it's a scorcher out there today. Am I right, brother? It is. What's up with this weather, huh? June? It's 100 degrees? It's hot. As I was driving here earlier, I just smelled like this burning, like nasty smell. And whenever it's this hot out, you're just kind of worried just in general about like, is that my car? Is something going on? You know, I drive a 2003 truck. It's like, this thing's, this is, this is bad news for this.

It sounds like extreme weather is not going to be good. Or just any weather. Really? Yeah. Just any kind of inclement weather is just a little bit of a struggle on the bad boy. So I was like, I rolled down my window to make sure it was like more outside than like inside my truck. It was definitely coming from outside, whatever.

I was driving down the highway and I get closer to this huge, like 18 wheeler, but it's like the 18 wheeler that even has like the big like long like room for a bed behind the driver's seat kind of 18 wheeler you know i'm talking about like oh extended cab extended cab that thing i mean it's a big old thing and in the back literally one of the tires is like in flames like on fire wait in the truck uh no like on the road it's like going down the road. Oh, okay. Okay. Like, wait, why'd you describe the size of the cab of the truck? Oh, I don't know. Just, just, it's a big truck. I don't know. I really, I, I, okay. I guess the reason I described

it is because I think it is so cool that they have a bedroom in the back of an 18 wheeler. I think that is really cool. And so anytime I see one, I'm like, that's pretty cool. You're living life right. Lucky. Yeah, sorry. I don't know why. Okay, so the tire is outside of the truck.

The tire is on the road spinning on fire. And I drive up to it and I'm like, I don't know how to, what to, how do you, how do you meme, mime, meme? How do you meme? You're on fire. What would a good meme be for this burning tire? Our country right now? Yeah, right.

In the stock market right now? Yeah, right. But I'm like, I don't know how. Gas prices right now. Sorry. No, you're good. Keep going. There's a lot of them. Ukraine.

Seriously, Ukraine has a problem, though. Buildings are on fire there. That's what they say um the golf industry right now it's crazy saudi uh i don't know what to do to get this woman's attention though i'm just like women and transgendered in saudi arabia right now it's not going well for them uh oh oh i think this tight beat means that it's going down. With some random thoughts and white meat, too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun, and go ahead, get on your feet, because it's the Ghost Rubs Podcast.

Every Monday morning, we're taking ground. Ghost Rubs Podcast. Ghost Rubs Podcast. Sorry, I feel like I kind of hijacked the opening. What do you have to say? What do you mean by hijacked after you said that? Why'd you use that word? I feel like I terrorized your opening bit there. Yeah, it was terrorizing on the highway, honestly.

And I get up to the driver. How do I meme this? How do I meme this how do i how do i meme this like pull up a yeah whatever meme templates yeah what's andrew thurbush doing it's like what about that like dog that has like the everything is fine with like the whole like the cartoon dog with yeah yeah everything's fine i should have just been like it's not like this is not true for you you know i don't know like so anyway I didn't know how to get her attention. It was a woman driving this massive and Scott would, you know, would just roll over in his grave at this.

Scott would be shocked that a woman was driving a truck of that size. And I mean, I just never seen that. Have you ever seen a tire on fire? No, no, not even close to that. Like, is that dangerous? It seems dangerous. It begs questions. Like, how does how does just one tire fall off? How it become inflamed right where is it going what's its agenda

it wasn't it wasn't falling off though it was on it was secure like it was going down the highway like it was driving like she was driving with this like with a tire yes one of her 18 wheels was on fire i see why you needed to get her attention now yeah because i'm like hey that's gotta be bad and like she she was on the phone or something she had a big old like it almost looked like a bluetooth speaker up to her ear it was like she had like a jbl i could not i could not meme anything to yeah to get her attention uh so anyway that that happened on the way here those darn those darn truckers with the big you know lux lux beds dude when you said um rolling down the window to see like what the smell is

it reminded me so i was on the golf course earlier earlier today isaac's already like kind of hitting his ball i'm driving up to the green and i pass a golf cart this is like a guy who works at the course is that a subtle flex that you like had a better shot than isaac just just i know it doesn't necessarily mean that it's just like the situation is like way back there and i'm like just driving right to the green you know what you just walk there buddy isaac's isaac's in the sand and i'm you know going to the fairway you know no if anything it could mean a lot of things i'm just kidding sometimes it's like more efficient like hey you get out he takes his wedge his putter i'll drive up to whatever yeah yeah so i'm just driving and there's like a guy who works for the course

driving towards me now. And he's got a trailer attached to his golf cart. Never seen this. And in the trailer. What kind of how big of a trailer? Oh, very tiny. I mean, four by four. Probably.

I could never back it up then. No, no, no. Still, it would have trouble. Yeah. And in the trailer is like a port-a-potty. Port-a-John. In the trailer. Is this enclosed?

This is just. No, just on top of a flatbed. Yeah. Yeah. And. How fun. So I pass by it, and I think, huh, must have been a new one, because I didn't smell anything. You know, he must be going to plant them. And then, dude, I mean, five seconds later, there was quite the delay.

I was smacked with feces. All of a sudden, it's like, oh, that's not good. Yeah. Oh, it just came out of nowhere. I was like, huh, that's kind of nice. You think it would make a smell, and it turns out, oh, that's not good. Yeah. Oh, it just came out of nowhere. I was like, huh, that's kind of nice. You think it would make a smell and turns out, oh my. Yeah, like as you're talking about it. Like, you know, these days the technology they have in those beamuses, you know, the

toilets. The air filtration must have been. I mean, American standard. Oh gosh. Dude, have you ever, have you ever deuced, deuced in the in the port? No, I know people who have. I don't associate with them anymore. I would never. No, I would never associate or do it. Yeah, either one. I can't imagine. I will go in the woods before I would go in the port. Yeah. Also, I've never called it the port before, but I like it. Let's

keep going with that. I mean, especially today. So at one point, this Isaac and I had a morning tea time. This is this is a.m. I look at my watch, confirm with my phone. I'm like, it feels hot. The heat index had 113. Oh, yeah. It's when I was out there. There is no wind. It's so humid. I mean, it's burning tires up. Imagine locking yourself in a port-a-potty. No, I mean, even less wind than no wind. It's like a soundproof room one of those rooms that's like it freaks you out to be in because you can hear your own blood moving dude now that i think about it like just being in a port-a-pot in a port in general is like kind of terrifying like it's like it's like borderline torturing to me like if you were like hey go in

that port-a-potty for 25 minutes i would not like that and not because i'm claustrophobic necessarily it's like the it's like the blue plastic like sun shining in i don't know something about it just gives me the heebie-jeebies really yeah okay don't love the ports i think the main thing for me is just the the rotting feces and urine that's been sitting in there for who knows how long yeah yeah that adds to it that's primarily why i don't want to go in one. Oh, yeah, exactly. So when we were golfing in Iowa, we were at like one of their home courses with the Coop family. Rachel's like, see that port-a-potty over there? I was like, yeah. She's like, last time we were here, my dad went to use it and we drove the golf cart next to it

so we couldn't get out. So we just locked in there, I guess, until the whole, I don't know how long, until the whole is over. But it's a great locking mechanism. Just golf cart against the door. How heavy are golf carts these days? Like if you these days. Now I know in the old times. Well, no, no, no. Hey, listen, listen. They used to be gas.

Now they're electric. True or false? I mean, not all of them. The nice. You know, it's fun when you pull up to the course. Like, oh, they got electric carts. Oh, really? That's not like a standard.

No, maybe 50 50. OK. In Kansas City. Either way. Do you think that like if you if you were mad enough could you open up the port-a-pot the port and like tip over the golf cart no not with port-a-potty doors are so flimsy you have a better chance but your body yeah your body's pushing into it too right oh i don't think so i think they're so bottom heavy okay if we want to get into the

physics of this i think you're you're better You could punch a hole through the wall of the port. And then, and then, and then start to bite your way out. Just kind of make the hole bigger. There's a hole in here now. Yeah. I can see that the golf better ventilation. And then yeah,

kind of Shaw shank your way out from there. That's what I do. Okay. Did you, did you beat Isaac today? We were one stroke apart. I think Isaac beat me by one stroke today. Okay.

Um, Ooh, this could be fun. I rachel a test after golf today i don't know why i decided to do this but i was like i was like just got done golfing i have some i have like a pop quiz for you about golf actually let me see if i can find zany the text rachel just texted me i said all right starting the pod now she said go out there and give it your all i don't care if you win or lose just have fun it's good advice gosh be competitive every once in a while rachel i'm tired of like the hey just participate no i'm gonna get her i'm gonna get her to to want to win something someday what were the names of the guys that we were paired up with today a tom and jerry b tom and

thomas or c tom and tim oh tom and tim her brothers. Is that okay to say on the phone? That's okay. Okay. Uh, so that would be a fun coincidence. How about fun coincidences? My answer, quick reaction, Tom and Thomas. You got it right. And Rachel got it right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Question number two. What ethnicity were they? White, Pacific Islander or Native American? Um, I think you were trying to just like go off like, Hey, maybe they're different ethnicity. It's golf. were they white, Pacific Islander or Native American? I think you were trying to just like go off like, hey, maybe they're different ethnicity. It's golf. They were white.

Incorrect. We would have accepted Pacific Islander or Native American because Isaac and I couldn't decide. So yeah, the odds were with you on that one. Okay. Question three. What was Isaac's closing remark about the sun i probably put it i probably should have put some sunscreen on okay b i'm glad i didn't put sunscreen on or c if sunscreen was cheaper i would use it c if sunscreen was cheaper i would use it incorrect gotcha with that one it was a i probably should have put some sunscreen on which is great because i had some and put some on so it was offered to it it was more available than ever good for you for being responsible having sunscreen what's

great you just leave it in the golf bag because the only time i ever need yeah it's great it's warm are you a spray or lotion uh i love the spray i just happen to be using yeah some little loach i think lotion spray spray is a little iffy for me sometimes like i because the spray i just happen to be using yeah some little loche i think lotion spray spray is a little iffy for me sometimes like i because i think i get everywhere and i don't get everywhere there's a lot i think people are pretty torn do republicans and democrats agree on spray sunscreen yeah do they yeah yeah you're shaking your head no and you're saying yes so do you agree on anything that's i was hoping maybe they'd agree on that. Another question.

This kind of comes from, I was educating Rachel on this. Maybe you don't know either. So there's this like etiquette. I'm still learning like golf etiquette. Let me fill in the blank. Go ahead and give it to me in a fill in the blank form. For the golf etiquette or just with the question? Yeah, golf etiquette.

There is some golf etiquette that I guess what you're supposed to do after the 18th hole is, Oh gosh. Yeah. Like when it's over, salute, salute to the troops. You hold it for a second for one good bomb bursting in air. And well, every golf course I've ever been on the 18th hole is the one that takes your ball

you don't get it anymore it goes down into that hole and if you if you make it up the ramp in one shot then you get a whole you get a free game free free next 18 holes yeah is that right um some courses do that the ones with gas carts the moral fashion ones do um okay so the correct answer i think it's it's so like cringy but it happens more often you think you're supposed to i guess remove your hat and shake it a nice firm handshake on the 18th green oh i've seen golfers do that but i just thought that exactly i thought it was like just hey i guess yeah sure okay it's just funny when you see like you know so last week isaac and i got paired up with two guys and they were saying words like expletives that i haven't heard truly since like the middle school

locker room it's like huh kind of forgot about that one society isn't really saying that word anymore we talked about uh doing a video of like things that we can't say today this is like stuff like that like their stuff was really really over the even worse yeah over the line okay okay expletives i guess ours weren't expletives yeah so it was just like these guys have just been so crass so raunchy yeah for the last four hours and then when it's over it's like hey hey pleasure hey pleasure you know let's respect the game it's like well we're not on tour you've not been respecting the game this entire time you know it's so weird to me and anyway so let's tell rachel that she thinks it's hilarious and so the final trivia question is what happened after the 18th hole today a no handshake b hats off handshake hats off headdresses off right feathers feathers off

lays off hats off lays off hey come on guys see you at the luau later we roasted a pig tonight or just pineapple whatever you think hey hang loose bruh bruh all right bruh he's like i'm cherokee indian oh okay well hey high school isaac told you you were talking about it behind their back see i told you bro um okay hats off handshake or c handshake with hats on but offered a cigarette i hope it's that one hey you want you want a quick uh marlboro slim one of the guys i didn't mention this but one of the guys was smoking a cigarette the entire time so it would have made sense for him to offer us a cigarette potentially there's there's no i don't know most of the time he kept it in his mouth well there was one hole where he just set it down on the ground while he was hitting i was like dude i mean it's it's a scorcher out here tires are catching fire yeah really got a little nervous

about this yeah dude i can't he knows he would know if he's that into smoking cigarettes he probably knows how to you know dispose of them or you know let him be there for a little bit but correct answer was b hats off handshake just a classic just um you know dispose of them or you know let them be there for a little bit but correct answer was b hats off handshake just a classic just um you know just respectful when you when you go hat off do you do you tuck it in the pit great question i think that's something you would see i think that's a pro move if i was wearing one of those hats that like you know um joan noah wore in the notebook sure you know that pain stew driver's cap driver's cap yeah if i was wearing that that's an easy tuck under and say you know how are you you old put her here yeah i like uh i like the idea of you doing that

sometime that's a fun date night idea little what's that little bagger vance themed golfing outing um perhaps i always wanted to do that uh for a video or something at a putt putt course like go all out yeah have a caddy dressed to the nines but dressed like 1960s to the nines um and they're like they're carrying around clubs for you which they're all putters you know and just like what do we go with here i go with the putter okay but like seriously think about it didn't crinshaw do that uh like one time did he i think he had caddies at a miniature golf course oh that's funny it was like a fancy football consequence or something that's fun that's fun that's fun anyway well good anyway well there's 15 minutes we didn't plan for great because we planned for the rest of it. Because the rest of it is scheduled out. It's just, you know, at the beginning, we didn't know.

Brad, how was your week? Okay. 5-12, we talked about my week. My week has been wonderful. Always great. I have a new employee of Ellis Custom Creations. Have I told you about this? Really?

No. Yeah. I decided kind of recently, like like the more i'm getting involved with gene short stuff and the more you know whatever potentially i don't know how much you know i'm going to be doing with things in kansas city outside of kansas city i'm like i don't know what's that mean i don't know just if we ever do anything fun go well you know how you do things no i mean that's yeah that's kind of cryptic i mean if if things get taken off and we're like hey we should uh you know do this tour we should do these

events places jean shorts on the road jean shorts on the traveling jean shorts ghost runners on the road brotherhood of the traveling jordan shorts yeah yeah yeah whatever whatever we do you know extended cab extended cap dude don't tip me. You know what? I don't know. Like there's just been times where I'm like, well, you know, if there is a chance to do anything, but I'm like, well, I can't, you know, leave because I have too much stuff going on. I'm all about this. I'm always telling Trey to hire an assistant. I'm always asking Isaac, like, you think you could hire other people? I probably mentioned to you over the years. Like I'm so big. Yeah. I'm always telling my friends to quit their

jobs. I was always very anti like employees because I never wanted to like have to worry so much about other people because then it would like dictate my schedules too much. If that makes sense. Like it would make me like less flexible. Yeah. Like, like, cause I love the idea of, Oh, Catherine's got, you know, this thing at three o'clock I'll go inside for an hour and a half and totally, you know, whatever. And obviously like once the employees get more trained up and stuff, it'll be good. But anyway, it's just kind of an experimental, like it's this kid, he's a high school kid that I know. Um, really cool dude.

His name's Jake actually. Cool. Yeah. So, um, and I'm just really pumped. We've, he's only been with me like two days now, but he's awesome. He's like a hard worker, you know, and I'm, I'm, I'm trying to be so chill. So like, cause I don't, I don't want him to feel uncomfortable. Cause he's not super into woodworking necessarily, but he's, he's a handy guy and he's comfortable around it.

You know, but, but I'm like, dude, anytime you feel uncomfortable, let me know. Like, I don't want you to be embarrassed asking questions, you know, whatever. And then like yesterday I was like, you know, do you want to keep going or you want to be done for the day? And he's like, I'm on your time, you know, whatever you want. And I was like, Oh, this is nice. Which I guess that's kind of what a boss is. But I, I just, I just want to be so flexible to him. But, uh, anyway, yeah, I just kind of occurred to me of like, there's some things in my job that obviously you need to be experienced and like skilled at. And there's other things that like anybody could pick up pretty easily, you know, just time, wait, not time wasters, but time suckers. And so he's my time sucker. So, uh, where'd you find him? Uh, he's a, he's a kid that I know from church stuff.

Uh, he's, he's a K-life kid. He, uh, his mom and I are on the K-life board together. And so like, I was already thinking about doing something like this. I had reached out to the shop teacher at shiny mission East and was trying to, you know, maybe hire some higher, the shop teacher. I actually thought about it. I was like for the summer. Cause I'm like, it's an experimental day. I don't know if I'm going to be able to afford this forever.

But, um, and his mom was talking like, yeah, I just know that someday he's going to own a, you know, own a business where he works with his hands. And I was like, well, that sounds like something I would like. Forget his hands. How would he like to suck? How would he like to use his mouth? To make cold calls every morning. Yeah, exactly.

And this kid's parents are like okay he's done he's not working with you no he's he's awesome he's a super cool dude and it'll be fun it'll be fun to to see how it goes i don't know but no that's really exciting yeah that's really cool and the first two days of work have been i mean high 90s as human as possible yeah and i'm like i'm like yeah do you and sometimes like he'll work out in the driveway sometimes he'll be in possible yeah and i'm like i'm like yeah do you and sometimes like he'll work out in the driveway sometimes he'll be in my yeah and i'm like he's like he used to live in texas so he's like i love the heat i'm like me too that's awesome i don't mind the heat and i'm great with it so um he's yeah he seems like a really cool dude what's the dress code like around the office

uh woodworking casual yeah yeah so anything you want. Cool. Pretty much. Steel-tilled boots, though. No. We just like to tell everyone what your outfit is like right now. Oh, baby. That was one thing. When Brad dressed up as Bert, we didn't really address it. So only people on YouTube. Oh, yeah.

There'll be some comments like, glad I came here. Brad's in costume. It's like, yeah. Yeah, he was. Yeah, of course. Well, who's Brad, you know, in that moment? I am wearing a T-shirt and sandals and a watch and a wedding ring and oh what's this my swimming suit i was working hard today i was

about to take a shower before i came over here i thought why take a shower when you can take a dip baby when you can get buoyant jake's got a swimming pool right across this needs to be christened so i texted him i texted you and i was like hey i'm headed over and by the way i'm in a swimming suit it's great we have loose plans for uh all of our friends to hold hands um and go across the street together in the swimming pool here in about an hour and a half i was i was a little worried when you didn't respond about the swimming suit. I was like, whatever, it's fine. I'm going to I'm going to power on. And then I get here and Isaac

like starts like smiling at me as I walk up. He's like, you're in a swimming suit. And I was like, yeah, I'm thinking like post pod swim. Maybe, yeah, maybe swimmed in. He's like, dude, swim, swim. Yeah.

And then he texts everybody. We're going to hold hands and go across the street. So it's going to be a great night. It's going to be great. We haven't all gotten together to do anything or even watch sports since the chiefs and everyone's come over tonight to watch the nba finals game it'd be fun um speaking of the heat rachel just continues to astound me on what she's able to tolerate and what she enjoys yeah yeah i mean just like we uh for one you know like if she doesn't even really like the air conditioning on in the car you know it's like

ah it's so cold you know when it's like 90 degrees outside amazing the other night we were in a restaurant called protein house and we walked in and we both agreed like oh it feels really good in here like wow i'm surprised surprised at how like nice it feels and it's something like karen woman came in afterwards like so do y'all's ac break and it was like oh i didn't even cross my mind and they're like yes we apologize and we looked around and no one is in there i think not a single person is in this restaurant all the employees are just like drenched in sweat like yeah i was like i didn't even realize that we thought it felt great yeah um i sorry go ahead and then the last thing rachel has been at messenger um coffee all day today and she just texted me um like dang it now i'm up in the pop quiz text but she said dang it i can't find out

what were you gonna say well i was just gonna tell her uh she needs to go to panera by my house in shawnee oh panera is freezing, dude. No, dude. I'll tell you right now. I know exactly how what the temperature was in there. Ninety three degrees. Oh, ninety three degrees this morning. I went in there.

I got there at like six thirty in the morning. Six thirty. Yeah. Six thirty in the morning. Like it was like like pretty pleasant outside. It's been really hot here. So I think it was like low 80s this morning. And I walk in and it's like's been really hot here so i think it was like low 80s this morning and i walk in

and it's like a furnace in there and i you know i i get my stuff and i asked the worker i was like is it like just not working very well or is it just like completely gone and she's like yeah the ac's been like the air conditioner has been broken for three days now oh and so they had like a few like little like you you know, little fans going. I'm like, that's not going to help. I mean, yeah, it's gigantic. And then they had like this big box, like this big machine box thing that had like a hose going up into the ceiling. So it looked like that was kind of more legit like solution.

And the little dial like dial on it said 93. So I'm assuming it means 93 degrees because I went outside. Like I said, it was like 80 degree morning and it was like air conditioning out there like it was it was wild wow and like i'm kind of like rachel where i don't mind heat like i can i can withstand it pretty well and it but that was bad i think i think she's but there were a few people in there just sitting there really how do you guys do this i'll tell her i'll tell her to go um her max her message earlier was just it's just funny how much her like day and like mood always revolves around like sun and heat and everything yeah i was like how's your day going she says good i'm working at messenger and i got one of the best spots to sit i'm on the first floor

right by a window with the shade halfway down so the sun doesn't get on my laptop but the bottom is still sunny which keeps my legs warm sure yeah i get it like yeah it's like that's great right like yeah if your body is like drink cold stuff or whatever like if i'm a little bit cold and then you get the heat on the on the legs it's nice get on the feet uh i should have employed rachel this past week i'm employed everybody yeah man of the people you know stimulating the economy and uh anyway but we we had a i told you we got a new air conditioner in our house that's right which just is the worst don't right right now legit i know we like talk about dave ramsey in kind of a joking way sometimes he's all about the emergency fund i'm very thankful we had an emergency fund really because you had to tap into

it yeah our house is like you know we have the original house and then they added on like in 1975 so it's like two parts of the house and so there's two air conditioners two heaters and so we had to replace all of them uh not not they didn't like go out completely but the people are like hey fyi they might last through the summer and i was like might you know i don't want to be a panera situation where it's all of a sudden yeah hey can you come they're like yeah in like four days i can come so i was was like, let's get them fixed. Let's let's do this thing. So they get, it was Tuesday that they came. Cause that's the day I was doing Jean short stuff. They get there at 9.00 AM and Catherine texts, you know, as we're, I was about to leave Jean short stuff, like 3.00 PM and like, FYI, we're going out to dinner tonight. It is super hot in here.

And like, they're still haven't finished it yet they thought like originally they were supposed to be done by three or four i was like sweet going out to dinner sweet more on that later blinks of the week and uh but but uh i was like okay great whatever so we um go out to dinner we come home and they're still working at like 6 45 um we go back out to dinner and like, I think at this point, maybe one of the air conditioners was working. Um, but it was still really hot in there. Cause it's like, I mean, it was trying to go from 90 degrees to 70 degrees. Yeah. It's kind of a bummer that the air conditioners first job is like probably the hardest job that we're going to have. Hey, go ahead and run a marathon real quick, baby. You know, uh, you're a toddler. You just learned how to walk. Go ahead and walk 26 miles.

Prove it. Yeah. Um, so it was running, but it was still really hot in there, but we're like, all right, we're going to put the kids to bed. They, the kids hadn't complained at all. Bo had a little box fan. Addie had, you know, her ceiling fan, put them to bed and we're sitting out in the living room. like these guys are still working still working still working all of a sudden it's like 9 30 really 10 o'clock 10 30 and the guy like the guy finally came up to me like i call him a kid because i'm starting to feel old but he was definitely younger than me he looked pretty young and he looked so dejected so like tired oh working there since 8 a.m in the like this in the morning and he's just

like he just explained the situation long story short he couldn't get the front of the house's air conditioner to work and so they're like he's like i'm just gonna have to come back tomorrow you know i'm like so understanding like i was like i understand like completely no problem and so he leaves and katherine's understanding but at the same time, we're like, we check our monitor for the babies, for the kids. And you can see like the temperature on there. Oh. Bo's room was 87 degrees. Okay.

Addy's room was 89 degrees. We're going back to the womb. So, yeah. And so like Catherine's like, should we just let him stay in there? Like she was like, you know, we were trying to rationalize it. Like we slept in, we slept at camp. We probably slept. I was going to think about camp cabins. And I was like, yeah. Like I say, we were trying to rationalize it. Like we slept in, we slept in at camp. We probably slept. I was like,

yeah, like I say, we just wait until they wake up. And I was like, I don't think that's wise. I think we should definitely wait. What if they sleep through the night? I think they would have,

I think they would have, but at the same time we decided to get them. And it was like a recon mission, dude. It was like, it was like, okay, we got to do this.

Genuinely, genuinely. So, so we get Hattie first and it was, it was a great move that we did this because hattie as i pick her up she's got this lofted bed now as i pick her up out of bed i feel like she's her back of her head's like drenched in sweat probably a nightmare unrelated to the heat just just a night terror thing that she does uh and so we put her in the our bed first

with us and and yeah katherine's literally like you know doing all these stand motions and i knew she was like oh she needs she needs her lamby yeah i'll go get her lamby international side for lamby yeah yeah and then we get beau in there and beau of course like kind of wakes up and stands up on the bed and stuff and shove them back down or whatever uh anyway so catherine literally slept with all three of our children in our bedroom and then i slept down in the basement so i kind of got the best so that deal uh but anyway rachel would have loved you know coming over and sleeping the 88 degree if your ac ever goes out rachel will come over and babysit your kids you and katherine go out to dinner in your condition yeah rachel come over and love it how funny would that be if that's

like her specialty yeah i'm a no ac babysitter yeah or just a no ac person Like I will wait for the AC person to come in your house. It's really hot, you know, cause it's like miserable in there for a lot of people, but she's like, I love it. Rachel's listening to this right now saying, Oh,

that sounds nice. Cause I, I guarantee wherever she's listening to it, she's cold. Right. And she's like, that sounds nice. Yeah.

Anyway, so that's the story of the AC stuff. Uh, pretty crazy fun stuff. So that's great. What's been up with you? What's been going on? Fun week to be recognized in public.

Yeah, you said you've been getting it a lot. Yeah. Well, first of all, Rachel got recognized. Which we got to figure out who that was. She, I know, she tagged us. Oh, she did? Yeah, yeah. She responded.

She tagged us. So she was at F12. Who do we got here? I don't know. Her Instagram account wasn't her name. It was one of those things. One of those. Yeah.

I don't remember. I can look right now. Okay. Oh, Felicitas Farms. Okay. Sure. One of my favorite farms. Flower Farm in Kansas.

I love flowers. Yeah. Love Kansas. Oh, here it is. Dash Aaron. Aaron. Oh, okay. Her name is Aaron. Sorry. Okay. um one of my favorite farms flower farm in kansas i love love flowers yeah love kansas oh here it is dash aaron aaron oh okay her name is aaron sorry okay um where was she panera bread not sure which one probably not the not sure the location but um so yeah rachel got recognized for the first time ever which is fun did you have you thought about that how amazing that is because like how many times have we even seen Rachel's face? I guess I couldn't believe it.

Well, if she was, I think mainly it was F12. OK, but before that, I was like, how in the world? That's crazy. But that happened. What did she think of that? She thought it was really fun. Yeah, she's like, it was great. She's like she asked for a selfie, which I was like happy to do. But I had just come from working out.

And, you know, so she's like, not ideal. Didn't think I was going to be doing this today. But isn that amazing like katherine always will be like oh i look rough and i'm like i think you look hot like it's like crazy like how like the standard that girls have for like like like when they get all dolled up like yeah they look beautiful but it's like you look pretty good all the time i mean like if i find you attractive you. Yeah. It's like a there's like a base level. You'll never go below that. Yeah. And, you know, the base level is really high.

I met Catherine at camp where they don't wear makeup. So it's like, that's what you look like to me. And you look great. Absolutely. Yeah. I think I mean, I think literally last night I kind of gave Rachel like a different look. And so I think she like saw this coming. I was like, oh, your hair right now.

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The only way we go home is together. From new season now streaming exclusively on Paramount+. But Rachel's family was in town this past weekend, actually, because Rachel's moving from her current apartment to move in with Harris. Roommate Harrison's fiance, Abby McGee. OK, that's fun. So they're all moved in together.

And anyway, they came to help her move. So we all went to church together Sunday and nuts went into this church and a girl comes right up to me. Hey, you're Jake Triplett. we talk for a little bit get a selfie somebody else comes up from behind me and was like hey and like tries to scare me and um i'm a proud non-flincher yeah i don't flinch remember salaries at k-life he would always try to like hide yeah and try to scare me and so it built up my tolerance oh really not a flincher yeah and so i was like hey there um she says like my friend knows who you are like that's awesome and so then we take a selfie together and then while rachel's family comes up another girl is there no selfie but we chat for a little bit okay she says um she's also from the springfield area oh so it's

like i just mentioned rib crib in today's video so there's that yeah is that a springfield like it's in springfield i don't know um and then after church we go to mcallister's deli i won't comes up to our table while we're eating puts her hand on my shoulder and says keep it up kid and i i mean there's no context this i go i i didn't know if i heard her right i was like well sorry what well she's like keep it up i was like oh thank you she's like you're doing a really good job and then explain to me like the connection like she knows um people that i know keep it up and also knows the stuff i post i guess but i think if you're listening to this and you see jake in public or me you have to have a one-liner introduction like keep it up kid like no non-sequitur no no

like quick like hey i know you from jean shorts i think you're great keep it up kid like no non sequitur no no like quick like hey i know you from jean shorts i think you're great keep it up kid like no no no first thing you say hey don't ever give up yeah keep following those dreams shoot for the stars right even if you miss you'll be among the moon okay i, I screwed that one up. Okay, again, keep it up, kid. Sounds kind of fun. It was a good time. Wow, dude. All in the same day, all with the in-laws.

Yeah. It was a good feeling. Yeah, it was fun. In-laws, sorry. I know they're not your in-laws. Oh, wow. I didn't even. I was like, yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever they are, the girlfriend's a parent. Freudian slip. That's not what that that is but kind of um that's fun i have not gotten recognized in a while i'm starting to think i've lost my you lost it a little bit lost my luster i don't think very many jean shorts fans are going to panera at 6 30 in the morning maybe not but um i'm trying to think the videos have been fun lately. Yeah. Really like the cheapskates one came out today.

Yeah, that was fun. Yeah. I, I will always like be very humble about like the editing is so important, like the way it's edited. And so that's why I think like, obviously Trey's videos have been great for a long time since you've worked there. Thank you. I think that so much of that is not just Trey. Obviously Trey makes the funny content, but the way it's edited is a huge deal it's like like that one as we were filming it i was like yeah that was okay like and then the

edit was like oh that was a fun video i would agree i really enjoyed all the cereal too yes right exactly and in the moment it wasn't like we were going super super super fast with those it was like let's improvise let's think about a few things like yeah for these but when you put it all together well like Derek does it makes a big difference that was fun uh we went to Trey's new house this week that's right he got a new house to be kind of a studio space I don't know it's hard to remember yeah so Trey's got a new like yeah place that he's like buying or he bought specifically to film content in not to live he wanted to buy something and invest a lot right before the entire like market crashes right he was like let's get smart time let's get in now

oh interest rates went up a bunch as we've been looking for this no problem no but it's really fun and uh it's got a pool which um brad morgan and lindsey are doing this thing right now where they kind of halfway joke and halfway test the waters with trade is try and see how often they could be in the pool when i've done that uh you're more just up front like hey i might be in the pool someday and i feel like morgan and lindsey are doing the thing we're like so when do you guys like when are you guys gonna be here like on tuesdays like before we should come over you know whatever right you're trying to feel it out well right when we got there the other day he's like let me show you how to take this cover

off in case you guys ever come here and i'm like so we like we can come here whenever we want no whatever uh yeah it's a cool house and it needs some updating which is kind of fun because it's like his house now all the videos we film are like in this ultra modern yeah it looks good and so it's kind of fun to like have like a little bit of a 90s suburban looking totally more relatable probably middle class 90s house um but yeah we filmed camp counselors this week which was really fun yeah uh i actually wrote that in my notes and i wrote the camp with the k because i can't help it yeah yeah like it's gonna come out and it's gonna have camp with the c and i'm gonna be like that looks funny i um it was so fun so as we're filming this brad and i are not even doing jokes yet we're we're filming like one of the first scenes of

the video which is like we were welcoming you know fake campers to camp and derrick after we got a journey he's like that this is so fun yeah he's like you guys are so fun yeah i don't forget how he said exactly but we are making derrick Derek have a good time by talking to campers that didn't exist. It was honestly a testament to camp and like testament to can a cook specifically probably, but like there, yeah, there was one scene, whatever you want to call them, uh, where you were like doing what we do at camp where you literally like, we're just like trying to like, like get like relate to this kid and like get in with him and like, you know, make him become your friend. And so, you know, you're like, Oh, you do basketball. Like, Oh, I play basketball. I bet

you got a good shot, you know, whatever. Like, but by the end of it, you're like, watch out for this guy. He's enough. Steph Curry, Steph Curry jr. Hey, don't leave Brendan open. All right guys, Steph Curry jr. Is at K West this week. And that's literally what we would do at camp. We'd like make the kid feel as famous and as special and as like valued as possible you know to make them feel like hey we care about you like make them feel that way like make them know that we care about them and Derek was like man being being a camp must be awesome like it was yeah and then Derek Derek is like so into the idea of us doing an adult summer camp I forgot about that yeah i texted you no he's even texting you oh dude a bunch like to the point where i need to talk about it like we need to

talk about it privately because i think it's a pretty awesome idea uh derrick gets fixated on things so he's like i mean because i don't know like i uh pride myself on all the connections i have and like i know people like oh you need this i'll i go i know a guy for that derrick is like 20 times better than me at that like it feels it feels like Derek knows a person for everything. Totally. Like, Hey, you need Tanner, right? You know, you need a place to shoot off some Tanner, right? For a proposal video tray. No problem. I got a land and Tanner, right? Uh, Derek's like, yeah, I got this friend who's got this campsite, uh, you know, campgrounds in rural Missouri, uh, you know, and he can rent it out to you guys. And you could take a, do a canoe trip on the way

down there. Uh, and I mean, it sounds really cool. Um, it also just sounds like a ton of work obviously to, to put up, put the event on, but I think it'd be really cool with ghosties to do so. Wow. But, but yeah, Derek's like, so like, so Derek's been sending me links. He's been sending me a video that he did with like a drone footage of the property and all this different stuff. Cause I think that's where he grew up is down where this guy is. So anyway, but cause yeah, as we were shooting it, Derek keeps going like y'all need to do like a summer camp with ghost runners. Like this is, you guys need to be in a summer camp element. And sometimes we'll just kind of laugh. I'm like, okay. Yeah. But I mean like,

obviously it would be so fun if we had like a, I don't know, four or five days long, like week long, like time together where we just do games and we we can record a podcast live, whatever. Like the opportunities are endless with this. It would take so much work, but it would be fun. And that's yeah, I have ideas. So we'll talk about it later. We're talking about the podcast.

Are we going to do a summer camp for adults? I don't know. Maybe they can be fun. We'll talk about it in the pool tonight. Yes, we will, baby. Yes, we will. So, yeah, I saw Esther this past Saturday. No freaking way.

Way. What were you doing Saturday morning? Saturday morning. Oh, probably helping Rachel move. OK, good. I'm glad you're busy because I think I was kind of supposed to invite you. And she gets there and she's like, no, Jager, Rachel. And I was kind of supposed to invite you. And she gets there and she's like, no, Jagger, Rachel. And I was like, oh,

cause like, cause like she had texted, she had texted something. And, and I, I didn't, I don't think it was like specifically like assigned, like you invite of all the vital. So it was like, all of a sudden I was like, oh gosh, no, no, they, uh, they're doing something No. They, uh. They're doing something else, I think. They're buying extended caps. Shoot.

Their tires are on fire, I think. So, I don't know. It's crazy that they're not here. I think they're supposed to be here, but they dipped early. No. So. We were moving Rachel out that entire day. So, it's fine.

Great. It was fun to see her. There's not anything crazy to talk about with her uh but she did I I did talk to her about that thing that we did on Ghost Runners you know whatever two months ago where I did the hearing test oh yeah uh and she's she's like Brad you kind of you kind of like mocked that and like uh because apparently it's like they're very strategic in which words like some words have I think they call them like even strengths on two syllables. You know, like lawn chair. What, Esther expecting you to know that?

She's like, come on. It's like, I think she was just saying like, it's a serious, obviously her job. She's a doctor. It's like, yeah, of course. You're very smart. Wait, there's a science? Oh, yeah. No, I was being sarcastic.

You're telling me there's a science to this? You're not just like making up words on the spot here, Esther. But yeah, she said something like this test, though, was made in the 1970s. That's never been updated. And I'm like, why? Yeah, because because there's certain like the umbrella. There's certain sentences, though, that she's like, I, I feel really uncomfortable saying this sentence uh you know

but it like helps like if somebody says this to hear certain things they like really like sexist sentences it was like it was like can you review after me the woman should stay in the kitchen repeat after me suffrage was a mistake repeat after me martin luther king jr yeah are we sure about him yeah repeat after me there was a second shooter okay um no what does she mean she doesn't want to say she it was something i remember the word lingerie was in there so it was like please don't wear your lingerie outside of your house i don't know lingerie that that's where it's spelled crazy okay yeah oh yeah absolutely go on that's all i said it feels french

feels something crazy feels lacy sometime no what were you gonna say about the hearing test that's it that's that's all it was something like like there's just certain sentences which is a funny premise of like i can't i'm uncomfortable saying it's not me the test hasn't been updated maybe i'll text her and ask her like specifically like sentences that she doesn't like saying um so that's funny but yeah um fun seeing esther this past sunday so tomorrow katherine and the kids are going to texas and sunday is father's day and so that's nice of them yeah catherine of course is like hey i think it would work out best for our schedule and like we're not that kind of we don't care about like certain specific days like just celebrate it yeah it doesn't have

to be then yeah our anniversary is january 4th and we celebrate like around that time every year didn't last year or two januaries ago you guys celebrate two days later and you went up to Washington DC. She did. Her and Derek went. Yeah. Derek has a drone footage of the. Wait. So why is she go? Then you guys just spend time with her family. She's going out again. Yeah. I think she, so we're, we have a really busy july and i think i think this is like the best time i don't remember why exactly why she's going i think she's just spending more time doing father's day i think a

lot of her family is going to be down there for father's day and she's going to see some of her friends college friends and stuff cool but i was great with it and so last sunday was like fake father's day for us went to chewy's fake father's fake father's day went to Chewy's went to went to the swimming pool beforehand at lifetime it was awesome so um yeah it was a good time so you got a fun week ahead fun week ahead do you know that Trey's leaving town on Tuesday no fun we get what's he doing they're doing like I think they're going to Charlotte first for a couple days for Katie's side of the family and then going to texas maybe oklahoma for then like trey's family i think his sister's about to have a baby i could have most of these details wrong that's great but that's what vaguely what they're doing i would say that charlotte is up there with kansas city as far as

like cities i don't think i would ever visit just because you know i think she has family there whatever but i'm just saying like yeah a lot of banks in charlotte a lot a lot of banks are headquartered yeah in charlotte interesting that's all i remember about performing there which is really like the bankers are just like just known for being fun right like just a good time now more than ever the banks yeah a lot of fun dude let's let me let me just uh rant on banks real quick okay i have bank of america as my bank same and it is supposedly like one of the biggest banks it's the bank of america it's like a huge bank my bank of america like all of them in kansas city are open from like 10 a.m to to 3.30 p.m. or something.

Is that so? Do you know this? No. It's unbelievable. It's like the normal working man. When's he going to go to the bank? Okay. Well, keep ranting.

That's just crazy to me. Why is it only open for five and a half hours? Or maybe it's still four, but I think it's 3.30. That is shocking because a bank, you would think it's like a almost like a government building like it would be open nine to five every single day except for federal holidays it seems like it should be yeah but i don't know it's just unbelievable and then you go and like only one no the drive-thru doesn't they don't even have a drive-thru anymore at this bank it's bank of america it's not like it's like oh yeah it's a struggling bank of you know fidelity

second baptist bank yeah exactly some like local podunk bank you know and then you get there and you go through the line and like there's only one teller work like it's like it's like this bank is so jank it's crumbling it's jank bank jank bank yeah so i ranted about banks last week on Correct Opinions. Oh. My. Subtle plug. My bank rant. Bank rant. Yeah. Ranked bank. Ranked bank.

Was that there's all these banks, especially on Charny Mission Parkway, between the highway and your house, you will pass probably 14 banks. And guess how many of them I've thought about changing to. Seriously. It's like, what the heck? Well, my rant was that, why do they even have physical buildings? Who is going to the banks? And you're saying, me. I'm going to the bank. Why are you going what the heck? Well, my rant was that, why do they even have physical buildings? Who is going to the banks? And you're saying, me.

I'm going to the bank. Why are you going to the bank? Cash and checks, baby. Cash and checks? Cash and checks. Mobile deposit works 100% of the time. You don't mobile deposit? You ready for this?

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And so it's like. Weekly. I think it's weekly. That also shocks me. Yeah. So it's like, hey, you can't do too much here. So you have to go in. Wow.

From 10 to 3.30. Okay, okay. Still though. Still. Still nothing. Why do they need. Also, I had to get a cashier's Okay, still though, still. Still nothing. Why do they need like- Also I had to get a cashier's check for this freaking air conditioner.

Hold on, why do they need 6,000 square feet is what I'm saying like- 6,000 square feet, what bank are you going to? Dude, look at some of the banks on Shining Michigan Parkway. Oh, you're talking about like the ones that have like- They're brand new, they just built- They have like mortgage lenders or something in there,

I don't know what, some other big jobs besides like the. But it's my bank is a it's a it's Cracker Box. It is a bank you've never heard of. And they have a massive brand new building. Something's going on is what I'm saying. There's banks. There's bank conspiracy. I just first insurance bank is the biggest bank on that road.

First insurance bank. What is that? I don't know. Yeah. Sounds like they probably do insurance, though. So they have to have insurance people. I don't know. They have to have insurance people. What is that? I don't know. Yeah. Sounds like they probably do insurance though. So they have to have insurance people. I don't know. They have to have insurance people. Yeah.

Everything is so, well, yeah, I don't know. I wonder if though, if, if you do work in a bank, it'd probably be really hard to work remote. Right. Cause like, like if you're doing insurance, broken things, we're so smart. Uh, you can't just like, I don't know, be on your computer remote and handle somebody's money. Is that what? I don't know.

It just feels like the Internet's different. It feels like a bank is more secure than being remotely working for a bank. Being in their building on their servers. You think the bank is like, you have to use our computers tethered to our internet so we can know everything's secure maybe yeah so so is that what you're trying to say yeah struggling through it but yes that's exactly what i was trying to say either way it just seems like a mattress firm thing to me kind of it's just like this the infrastructure outweighs the demand in my eyes interesting some have been noticing but then, every single person has a bank account.

Yeah, but I think so. Luke Hogan was saying, for instance, mortgage lender. Yeah. He sees all these like bank statements come through. Granted, we're only in one geographic area,

but he's like 80 to 90% of what I see is someone through like Bank of America or Chase Bank. Okay. That's 80 to 90%. Yeah. Which then you would think Bank of America would have better hours. Have more than one teller. That's what kills me, dude. Okay. He's like, that's 80 to 90%. Yeah. Which then you would think Bank of America would have better hours. Have more than one teller. That's what kills me, dude.

Yeah, I don't know. I get your rant. I get your rant. I get your rant too. Kind of. Pretty millennial rant. Like, why do we need these banks?

We got crypto. Crypto's firm, dude. Diamond hands. How much longer are we going to have coins? I don't know. think even uh european europeans think that americans are funny because they have dollar bills one dollar bills what do they have just coins just like they have or just five dollar bill oh right yeah yeah you have like

a dollar coin like they don't have dollar paper dollars they would say that's even such an insignificant amount that you don't need paper for it yeah i think interesting so uh how much longer are we gonna have coins i don't i i maybe i'm crazy but i don't i don't foresee that happening in the next hundred years hundred hundred i don't see i i just have a hard time like thinking people are just gonna be like let's just round up i don't care like or round down i i like my money that much you know okay i'll give you three to one odds a hundred years from now okay we'll see five dollars in coins okay um nickels okay i like my nickels three to one in nickels okay five dollars worth okay we'll have to see a hundred years from now we have a few uh that's our second future bet you remember our first darren sproles hall of fame yes

which that one's also indefinite that That one also has got to take a while to see. That's the good thing on my side. Like I have, I have infinity years. It's not like it's like, like he's not in the Hall of Fame yet. I'm not going to pay you now. Yeah.

He could get in. I'll never like officially lose the bet. The smart bet on your part. I know. I think it's going to be a thing. Actually, I did have an idea for a little segment. If you want a little game for us.

Speaking of dollars. Okay. I just had this little inconvenience on my phone that I think maybe you could fix. Couldn't mobile deposit. Yeah. And so the game is called I'll Give You a Dollar If. I'll Give You a Dollar If. Okay.

Can you make a cash register noise? Make us a little jingle right now. Oh, sure. I'll give you a dollar. I'll give you a dollar if. Thank you. Okay. Where's my phone? Maybe it's upstairs. Dang. Oh, no. It's right here. In the pocket of the backpack.

Okay. So, Jake. Yeah. I'll give you a dollar if. Let me explain explain this first um back back in the day we'll say six months ago uh i used to be able to text uh and if i texted the word cool for example uh in my you know up here you got the word cool coolest cooler right here oh like you're like auto suggestions yes in my auto suggestions there used to be an auto suggestion to change the word cool i could press a button and it would show me the emoji of the guy with the sunglasses on it jake i'll give you a dollar if in 30 60 seconds or less you can figure out how that comes let me

make sure let me make sure because you're saying one of the the options was just the emoji. Yes. Now, if you click the emoji, you can click on cool and it'll change it. I don't want that. I want to be able to go straight from here. Okay? Okay. 60 seconds. You're welcome to use any resources you want. I'll give you a dollar if you could do it.

Okay. First thing I do, I think this is a software update. This is out of my hands. I'm Googling iPhone autofill emoji i message okay what do you think of that google search use emoji on your phone um how to autofill emojis apple support communities this is written in 2018 that's not gonna help oh go back go back go back okay january 4th your anniversary article add an emoji okay tap the text no that's not what i want all right we're going to the phone we're going to the phone i gave you a few extra

seconds cool you got 47 more you're right it stopped doing that um and it i used to use them all the time only you liked yeah okay i'm i typed in the word peach hoping to see the peach emoji i was going to send it to myself and it's just saying did you mean peaches are peachy no you're right you used to type in anything that was somewhat emoji related like you could type in flag you type in green

that's what I'm going to see going to my phone because I bet my phone is not updated so that could be the issue it works on my phone really so how much money does that get me zero dollars yeah i type in peach there's a peach emoji i type in okay green it's just an uh uh update i need to do weird i maybe yours is too updated that's definitely not it

you don't think that's the case no no because probably almost every time I'm on social media these days, like one of the emojis like in a line. It's like a question mark. Yeah. And I'm like, what the heck? So. And then you try to type. That's not cool emoji.

And you have to just type it out. Exactly. Okay. Okay. My turn. You do not get a dollar for that. Brad, I will give you a dollar. This one doesn't have to be in 60 seconds.

This has to be before the podcast is over. you have to send gunner a text okay just that where no wherein he replies to it with the word bet bet you get one text and it can't be gunner what's the what do you do when you play blackjack you want You want him to say bet is in the affirmative. Yeah, like, ooh, bet. Yeah, yeah, no doubt. Like, bet. I'll give you 20 seconds to think of your text. Okay, okay.

So Gunner's coming over tonight. I'm thinking about just keeping it simple and saying, you coming over tonight? Ooh. But bet, he might say something else with that. Like, something silly. That's pretty good, though. But he's pretty unpredictable when it comes to text.

You coming over tonight? Yeah. Bro, excited to see you tonight. We should get together with our ladies sometime soon. Is that a text? Bro, excited to see you tonight exclamation point we should get together again with our ladies sometime soon emoji or no i'm gonna do the cool sunglasses emoji he's gonna say betty what do you think is that a good idea that's that's pretty good all right i was just looking back at gunner's eyes text when you said unpredictable because i remembered that

um unpredictable comes down to what he's gonna spell wrong because that is what's unpredictable it's true he texted she's gonna kick our butts what word do you think he spelled wrong in that sentence surely butts yep okay he spelled kick wrong let's see if he uh oh here's uh what what is what words he's trying to do here c-a-s-e space r-o-l-l-s case rolls case rolls it's like a mad gap case of rock case what is it what is he trying to say i'll tell you the whole sentence okay we got case rolls for days if you want some food lol i still don't know casserole casserole that's a good one that's a good one all right so we'll find out if brad gets a dollar um do you have you have another one brad oh yeah okay this one is also going to be timed

um i'm going to give you six 60 seconds okay sure no it's gonna be less than that okay 30 seconds um 30 second timer there are 20 answers to this question i need eight of them all right okay oh gosh reset um i need eight u.s state capitals that starts with the letter in the alphabet m through s no m through t m through t go sacramento springfield tallahassee oh hot start yeah hot start. Yeah. Hot start. Okay. Three and five seconds. Um, is, no, what's the one in a, no. Okay. Okay. Almost.

I almost said Spokane. Okay. Okay. Wrong answers. Don't count. Oh, Spokane then. Okay. Um, 10 seconds.

Now you're in trouble. M-N-O, Ontario. Obviously you said North America, I believe. P would be Philadelphia, Pittsburgh. Um. Time. I got, I believe. P would be Philadelphia, Pittsburgh. Time. Hot star. Okay, okay. Good thing we have plenty of time here.

What are some easy ones that I missed in there? What's got to be an R capital? Reno. We got a lot of S capitals. We got, I mean, capital of Kansas. Salina. Right. Dang it. Topeka. Do you really think it's Salina? No, you said a lot of S capitals. We got, I mean, capital of Kansas. Salina. Right. Dang it.

Topeka. Do you really think it's Salina? No, you said a lot of S capitals. Yeah, there were a lot of S capitals. Oh, sorry. I was just playing along. New Mexico, Santa Fe, St. Paul. People forget about Santa Fe. Salt Lake, Montpelier, Richmond, Olympia, Madison, Nashville, Pierre. Oh, Olympia. It wasn't, though.

I was like, oh, it seems like it's in the Northwest. Yeah. Salem, Oklahoma city, Raleigh. Gosh, gosh, close to Charlotte,

which has a lot of banks. These are the same ones. Yeah. I mean, these are lame. You gave me the lame. Tallahassee. Dang it.

Montgomery. Well, you guys just remember me by my hot start. Remember? It was a hot start. Yeah. It's all good. All right. No dollar by my hot start. Remember, it was a hot start. Yeah, it's all good. All right.

No dollar for you. OK, this one's a little more subjective. Brad, I'll give you a dollar if you can give me three like the words or phrases that I can say from now on at my golf ball in the air. Dude, I've been talking about how like if I were a golfer, I would talk that ball all the time. Oh, I've been talking about how like, if I were a golfer, I would talk to that ball all the time. Oh, see, I think it's so dumb. I know you do. I asked like, do you do that?

And you're like, no, I think I would do it as like a, as a joke. I mean, physics are already like at play. Like the ball is already in motion. It is a hundred yards away from you. And you'll play with guys like, oh, turn, turn, come on, turn, sit, sit, sit. Hey, come on.

Hey, check for me, check for it. It's like, there's nothing you can do. What does check for me mean? Check would be, dude, we had a guy, oh, I can't say it on the podcast, what this guy said. Well, okay, whatever. Check is like, you hit like a chip shot, a wedge shot. Check would be like, it had so much

backspin that it actually spun backwards from like where it initially like landed and bounced at. Like, whoa, the ball had a lot of check on it. A lot of English on it. A lot spin on it okay okay had a lot of bite to it those are all words you could say um i think you need to go this is like my balls in the air some people say turn sit carry go i think i i think you need to go straight 90s pop songs for this okay okay trying to earn that dollar so of all, you need to go Spice Girls So it's in the air

All right, I'm singing like one word Okay, okay, okay, I really need to redeem yourself to get the dollar. All right. Fine. One word. One word. 90 song. Mbop. Mbop here. Mbop. Mbop here. Yeah. It sounds like a, it sounds like, like a, like a dugout in baseball.

Like, come on Mbop here. Hey, come on. Now can't choke up Mbop here. Come on kid. Find your pitch here Mbop. Hey, don't swing it inside the Mbop here. Hump truck, come kid Mbop. What do you say mbop here hum truck hum kid mbop what do you say mbop

what do you say mbop find your pitch take it for a ride mbop hey be picky here mbop be picky alright now you've now you've mbopped

now you've seen it I think mbop is good I think what was the word we used this word for like it was just like a universal word you use for anything back in the day. Kind of like luff.

You know. Luff mbop. Present day luff. What was the word? It was like jank, but it wasn't jank. It was something like that. Jank. Jank them.

Okay. Next, I think you just go straight like, you know, U2 theme. So you just go bono, bono, you to theme so you just go Bono Bono Bono Bono Bono Okay, that probably means like Italian like good or something. Maybe what are you rooting for here? My buddy no one even knows what I want to happen. It's universal. That's what I like. Yeah Bono Bono Bono Shoot. Yeah No, it's also the expletive you don't say shoot you go oh no it's like it's like confirmed that it was bonoed on that one what's great about when guys yell to a golf ball is they're obviously yelling for the opposite of what they already see the ball start to do so it never ever happens

it's never like yes yeah it it changed directions midair which is just so awesome uh and then lastly i think you go office theme for this one okay and uh you know wherever dwight and andy are like having these competitions between like cornell and beat salesman like they're kind of trying to change identities and dwight puts uh that that like i think it's a stuffed animal or something on his desk and and andy goes that's a big red bear no that's that's a big red bear. No, that's a big red bear. That's big red bear. I think it's the name of their mascot.

Yeah. I think you yell, that's a big red bear or you just say big red bear. I think that's, I know it's more than one word. Big red bear. That's a fun, I think you say that one when you just annihilate one on a drive. Or like, oh, that's a big red bear.

I sink a long putt and he's in with the big red bear. It's like, what did he make on this hole? Was that, is that birdie for it? What's big red bear. I sink a long putt. And he's in with the big red bear. It's like, what did he make on this hole? Is that birdie for it? What's big red bear? Big red bear. That's a big red bear. That's a big red bear. Brad, I like it.

You've earned yourself a dollar. All right. Good job. My last, I'll give you a dollar if, Jake, I'll give you a dollar. And this one's, I'll give you $2 for this one. All right. You can let me choose anyone on your phone right now to call, and you have to talk to them for no less than a minute,

but no more than a minute. So I'm talking right at a minute. You say, hey, I got to go. And you hang up the phone. And I get to choose who it is. Oh, you get to choose? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Right at a minute I have to hang up? Yes. This is so brutal. All right. Okay. Who is the person? i don't know i gotta figure out oh you're gonna go through my phone scroll through i mean you can't just be a person i haven't talked to that's the point no it's like it's like hey man i just want to see how you're doing and then they're like telling you about their day and about their life and like yeah and he's starting T-ball soon.

Oh, Bob. Okay. It's like, all right, man, I gotta go. Give me a, give me a letter. How about that? Give me a letter of your phone. Look at this in my phone. 2,000, 2,200 contacts, 2,000 of them.

I have never talked or I haven't talked to in years. You've never talked to like verbally on the phone. Yeah, probably. Okay. I'll find one and then you confirm whether or not it's a good idea you you get to choose three okay choose three people okay and from there i will choose one person to call i just i just look this is he's on his k he's on k right now okay context and i just i'm really tempted to just choose the ones that don't have last names like there's kaylin kaylee cameron carney carson that definitely means like i met them in high school exactly it's like what would be the point of ever saving their last name yeah carney i don't even know who these people are who is it like i

met a carney in 2008 i was like oh i'll remember this forever this is fun already um i can't believe i don't get to pick the person okay hey no no i'm 50 cents you pick the person uh okay i know this for okay this is my first option bethann lampley i know her. She's a friend. She's fun. Wow. She's not,

but, but at the same time, it's like, why is Jake Triplett? Bethann, she's, she's a KWS girl. I like her. Wow.

That's fun. Okay. Next up. He's not even going to answer. Maybe he will. Delivery driver, Noah Lothan. Delivery driver. You know what that is i think i tried to do this thing where i was going to start this um series where i was

messing with people who put their phone numbers on craigslist and i bet that's how i was organizing it like this guy said hey i'll deliver anything for you because i'm also seeing production manager chris lauseter merchandise manager jc and christina loveland state senator love oh okay well that's accurate yeah some of them just get pulled from facebook okay this person i feel like you probably know this is my last option emily matthews the best oh yeah so that was you know like i get shared a contact i didn't put her in as my phone as emily matthews the best i thought she would put it or like it was like back in the day and she like i'm gonna add my contact or i'm gonna edit my contact on your phone this was a girl who yeah someone was like hey i'll give you emily's number and i was like oh great she like airdrops it to

me just saves as that um okay so now dude so much is happening right now because when you said that noah name i was like wait that sounds familiar so i just looked him up we're facebook friends why do i have him in my phone as delivery driver maybe also also there's a guy it's different spelling and it doesn't have an s on the end but there's a guy named jaron meyer so the same guy wait wait wait who is that dude so oh she's a girl yes she's a girl yes yes yes i met her welcome week of college jerry okay she's on the list too dude this game is making me uncomfortable it hasn't even started yet okay okay okay last no no no last option this is a little bit of a cop-out but tj mesitas our buddy that's funny guy would love to talk to him that's fun but you

can't say anything about the podcast you can't say you're on the podcast you can't we can explain it to him later great okay he also lives in hawaii so it is it's 603 our time so it's probably uh you know oh 607 their time i think all alright thanks for giving me that but if he doesn't answer then what we go to a different name whatever it's your dollar hello TJ what's up dude

you know how you you never call me whoa I've called you before i'm just ready for some big news okay well here's you got a belly button ring no i no i would text you about that um it would be an image but you know how you used to do um eight minute like phone call car rides yep um i've started doing a thing i have a i have a 60 second drive i do from like this coffee shop back to my house so i do 60 second phone calls so that's all the time we have to chat okay okay um how's your how's your family doing

they're great okay okay you couldn't do it i i that was so funny because it was like 15 seconds 10 seconds it was five seconds i see you just go do it oh my goodness i think we'll have to cut that part out so just know guys what just happened was i call tj and i call this lie of why I only had 60 seconds to talk. That was a good lie. But 40 seconds into it, he starts opening up about a surgery in his family. And it wasn't that whatever. Still, I out of respect for TJ, I wouldn't want to put it on the podcast. And just imagine me going through turmoil, just hell on earth, because he's telling me about this. And Brad is like holding a time to me, wanting me to hang up on him in the middle of telling me about surgery recovery oh it was great

guys i was like hang that phone up you could you get a lost connection you could have been like sorry once i get home i get on my wi-fi and the wi-fi calling is weird i didn't think about that dude i, I couldn't. I couldn't just hang up. Oh, my gosh. We got to at least put it on Patreon or something. Yeah. Anyway, TJ Macetus, one half of Walk in Love podcast. Awesome, dude. Oh, my gosh.

I felt so good about how I set it up. I was like, great. I'm not going to feel bad at all about just being like, all right, got to go. That was 60 seconds. And then he was like, yeah, so the recovery has been tough. I was like, oh. I can't. I can't. I think he says it's been better than other times.

It was probably hard for you to listen. Dude, I couldn't focus because I was looking at you. I was looking at the time. I was looking inwardly at my soul. Oh, my gosh. That was so fun. Oh, gosh. All right.

Nice. We'll give you a dollar. TJ's the man, though. That was great. Should we do some Bls of the week? Blanks of the week. Cha-ching. Whoa.

We're on the same page for that. All right, Brad, what's a blank of the week for you? Any of them? I got vibes of the week. Vibes of the week. Vibes of the week, dude. Let's get some vibes up in here. The Lifetime Fitness gym that we're part of has outdoor pool.

And we went on Saturday, Hattie, Bo and I, and then Hattie and I went on Sunday for fake father's day. And it is absolute vibes. Really? Like just like everything about it just is wonderful. It's so nice. I mean, I, you know, me love pools anyway. And this pool is just beautiful. Doesn't have too many people in it, but still enough where it's like, you know, you can

check out some some women there. What? You know, enough where it's like, oh, this is fun. This has got some energy to it. They got fun music. And yeah, just all around vibes. Cool. So vibes of the week.

My vibes of the week goes out to the sky. Yeah, I've had some really good skies lately. Rachel's family was here during the rainbow of a lifetime on what would have been. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Saturday or Sunday night, whatever. Either way, we are over at her new house. We were all watching Dumb and Dumber together. Already one of the better nights of my life.

That's fun. And then the sky just like turns bright orange. It reminded me when I was at Yosemite and there were wildfires like a few miles away and the sky was orange all day long. Yeah, it was like an eerie orange. And then a rainbow appears super bright, double rainbow, happy pride month. It was just awesome. And then last night we get another incredible sunset. We all run outside this at my house. Rachel's over roommate, Luke roommate, Harrison. We all go outside and just watch the sunset together

from the driveway and then just end up standing outside because the weather felt perfect for an hour and a half dude in the driveway isaac got home and it's like everything okay like yeah just been standing here for a while there's something about like i'm jealous i'm envious of your house because like your house is great but i'm really envious of a driveway like a neighborhood driveway like you have like you could go out there you could plop down some lawn chairs and just sit outside in your driveway. Oh, we could plop.

A suburban neighborhood driveway is a nice, nice thing. Yeah. You get a little fire pit going in the fall, winter. Good. It's going to be nice. Good. This was not the same rainbow, I don't think, but I have a clip here of Hattie and Bo.

Catherine was gone for something last week, and so I was watching the kids, and I was holding Rosie, and Hattie and Bo. Catherine was gone for something last week. I was watching the kids. I was holding Rosie. Hattie and Bo see this rainbow. They both have these little small Adirondack chairs. They just get posted up here. They just look at the rainbow together. They're pointing at it.

That's pretty cool. Bo, of course, does everything Hattie does. He's going to point too. Dude, raise your kids to appreciate the sky yeah that's great dude hattie is obsessed with like finding the moon like she always thinks that's so she loves i i should probably learn better but like she loves like it's a half moon it's a full moon crescent waning wax yeah i always try to be like no it's a crescent moon he's like no it's like a half you know whatever i'm like it's a gibbous you know whatever but i don't really know what give us she's like no it's a crescent moon he's like no it's like a half you know whatever i'm like it's a gibbous you know but i don't really know what i didn't give us she's like no it's a half moon uh but anyway that's my vibes i took this photo of rachel and the rainbow

oh that's really cool and then i took this picture of them admiring the rainbow good picks from the new house yeah yeah yeah yeah so that was my vibes of the week okay Okay. Next up on Blinks of the Week, we have, let's go victory of the week. Victory of the week. Victory of the week. My victory of the week came. So I mentioned that day whenever we had the air conditioning struggle, basically. And Catherine's like, we got to go out for dinner tonight. And she goes, I'm thinking maybe old Shawnee pizza.

Do you know? That's where Garrett Clark and I used to always get lunch. That's right. So I've been there once in my life. It was with my mother. You'll let me, this might be the only place in kid city that I've been more than you, bro.

Yes. And I'll tell you why I went there once in my life. It was with my mother. Whenever, you know, we probably four years ago when we moved to Shawnee and I loved it. I was like, this place is so cozy.

We went like kind of in the winter time it's like kind of old it's like really old it's like 70s like wooded just cozy comfy place it's like a sunken area it's like a split house yeah there's like an upstairs little thing there's like a downstairs like there's a medium stairs and i was like katherine i love this place we gotta go sometime and then she was always kind of like i don't know you know the the signage is kind of it's not cute it's not like a fun place. Like, I think she's just like, Catherine, judge it a little bit. Brad wants to go.

And then, and then, you know, a year later, like as she's like always pushed it off. Our friend Allison's like, oh, I've been there before. It's disgusting. And so then Catherine's like, see, Brad, that's why we should never go there. And then out of nowhere, like Allison moves to Shawnee. She tries old Shawnee pizza. I don't think she's ever even been there before. She's like, actually, it's really good. I was like, yeah, it's modern day pizza. It can't be disgusting. No one makes disgusting pizza.

How hard is it? Yeah. You wouldn't be in business. Yeah. For literally 60 years, they wouldn't be in business. That's a terrible take. It killed me. And it was like, she was never as vehement as Allison was like, had Catherine was always just like, I'm just not really feeling it right now. It it's like you don't know what you're not feeling because you haven't been there like I'm like it's so good and so fun and so for whatever Allison moved Shawnee she tried it she said okay I take it back it's actually really really good I'm like and so then Catherine of course is like hey we should go to old Shawnee pizza as we're there victory victory of the week is going there for the first time sure sure second victory of the week is as we're talking we're looking at all the different things katherine's

like well next time we come we should try this other one victory number two and i was like boom boom it's a regular spot now for us so victory has gunner texted back nothing at all god gunner um i had kind of a victory within a victory as well okay sand volleyball you know i'm just absolutely loving the four before volleyball beach um 9 p.m this time rachel's family came okay that's already a victory how how active were they in cheering you know um they were very uh they they gave me a lot of words of affirmation during or after both okay i kept calling her dad coach like coach or whatever i kept asking him for advice or whatever yeah and um so second victory would be that we won one of the games third victory being um the day afterwards uh

rachel's mom sent rachel a video of me hitting a volleyball and said jake has a great platform oh yeah victory number three platform meaning bottom i don't know yeah i think it's i think it's a nice base i think it's about my body yeah and so victory number three okay um so nice platform nice platform he's got a platform on him gets it from his mama that's right i've seen trish she's a she's a cheer coach so she's always yeah whatever right wasn't she a cheer coach uh yeah that's fun okay uh third we'll do uh poultry of the week here we got poultry yeah uh mine is gas prices no i'm just kidding i was gonna be legitimately upset i'm like dude dude you wrote that down like yeah what's up with the gas prices guys it's really expensive here's something so so yeah katherine's still like it's gas prices real estate prices like she's still

shocked by them and i'm like yeah it's terrible but don't be shocked anymore like it's gas prices and real estate prices. Like she's still shocked by them. And I'm like, yeah, it's terrible, but don't be shocked anymore. Like, it's like I filled up the other day, almost a hundred dollars. It's like, yeah, we're all going through it. I saw something on Twitter today, which maybe there's more context to it that I don't know, but they're like only in America do people continue to just line up at the gas pumps just to get railed and i was like i mean what option do we have we can't all buy evs you know yeah or like what are we supposed to bike are we supposed to just not work like what yeah i didn't get that take at all i i did try i did think about like getting my bike like serviced

and like riding it but i'm like what's that gonna do it's gonna take so much more time to get places and like where are you going that's bikeable well you're back to the woodworker skills yeah yeah i'll go to mclean's which is it's bikeable but it's like how much is that really saving me and dude you gotta show up to mclean's drenched in sweat dude probably true probably true you're gonna be so good and then i'm gonna go panera and then i'm like oh i am glad to be here yeah glad to take a load of moisture wicking my butt i'll take a hot coffee please uh no my real poultry of the week i have two actually but i have three including the gas prices one of them is hattie sleeping next to me she's been sleeping next to me lately which which is sweet. Like she'll come in and like, you know, snuggle up because she has a bad dream or something.

Her head's sweaty. Yeah. And she also, whenever we were going to and from Alabama, we slept in the same bed and I was like kind of excited. Like, this is sweet. Like, you know, it's like a little sleepover kind of thing. And that girl. So, so it was me, Hattie and Bo in this king size bed in a hotel.

I swear to you, I had this much room on this bed. Like she goes horizontal and somehow like, like digs into my side. Like, and so that like the first time it was like, like she was literally like kicking me, like during like her sleep, like literally kicking me. And then the next time on the way back, I was like kind of more prepared. I was ready to just like move her. So I literally like picked her up and moved her in her sleep. And if I slept, if I slept on my back, her foot would just come over and just rack me. If I, there, there was one time where she turned over when I was on my back and literally slapped me in the face. Like, just imagine that like you're trying to fall asleep and your daughter just.

It'd be frustrating. OK. And yeah, just terrible. So that's why I slept downstairs the other night. I have some solutions for you. Great. Three options. You get to pick one.

OK. New sleeping arrangement, new bed, new kid. What do you mean by new bed? You would get one made for Shaquille o'neal yeah just like tripled the size yeah it's in a shape of a circle dude that's what i'm saying though is like this king-size bed is plenty big for these two kids and me new bed i i choose new bed okay and i would i would put them on another corner i would i would choose new bed but i get uh normal size sheets and i would get some sheets that go this way. Some sheets that go this way.

So that way they don't have to use the same sheets as me. Problem solved. That's the funny thing. Uh, I woke up the next morning, uh, in Arkansas when we were at that hotel and Bo and Hattie had switched places in the bed. Oh, doing a little like a, what's it called? Monkey roll and football. I don't.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like where they go over each other. Yeah. Uh, yeah. They switched places. Cause I think Hattie said that I was pushing her around too much at night. I was like, yeah, I was because you were kicking me. Yeah. You try to rush the quarterback. Yeah. So, okay. And then my other

poultry of the week is Russian emails. I'm getting these spam emails. I get all these emails like anytime you want to fill out a custom quote on lscustomcreations.com. So I always get excited to look at them. And I bet I've gotten 200 of these emails that are all in Russian. 200 is plenty. And it's like and it kind of comes and goes in waves like like one day. It's like twenty five thirty per day. Oh, and then. Yeah. But every single time I have to like double check because what if it is somebody that actually wants something? So that's my other do you guys ship to Russia? I know you've been've been hiring we never have we never have we probably never will but i'm not gonna you know i'm not gonna say moscow everything must go going out of business sale that's right liquidation sale

dude there's a store rachel and i want to check it out it's like you take like the highway 119th exit like you're going to the chick-fil-a black bob for instance i don't know i mean uh crumble cookies over there rachel actually went to dot greens last night over there how was it i actually really like it i've been a few times because rachel's like like i've been really choosing spots that rachel would like to go down she's like we really don't have to go i was like i actually want to go here cool but there's a store it's not too far off the street but far enough where i can't the store is just called going going gone but it looks brand new they have good branding looks fun oh yeah i guess it's just like a going out of business store it's it's owned by dicks i think oh it's a sporting goods like if

you look in the corner of it says going going gone presented or owned or brought to you by dicks so i don't know if it's sporting goods specifically or if it's just they're just sporting goods that go far you're like that's going going gone bono it's like yeah yeah exactly it's like metal bats drivers yes um those things that you could play fetch with a dog with that launched the ball really far lacrosse sticks yeah metal lacrosse sticks metal lacrosse sticks corked lacrosse ball you guys get it yeah yeah uh never been there though yeah i want to check it out going going gone going going going going going going poultry of the. Poultry of the week.

My poultry of the week is sporting goods based. Just some recency bias here. Just in the last 24 hours, I've been sent, DM, texted, Facebook messaged. The same link. Nude pickleball. Some article or meme is going around about how nude pickleball is taking over. And everyone is telling me about it and doing me about it. You're done and i get it yeah and um only one person posts on the facebook page about it which is great if you

guys are not a part of the ghost runners facebook page it's so fun get on there like 1100 1200 members now the memes are great the videos are great uh ross ferens ferens ferens made a uh he's been on roll lately not only with the content he's putting online he made a video about the sandstorm bit we did last week on the podcast but i saw also on trey's video today he had a top comment he had a comment with like thousands of upvotes and it was really funny nice i was like dang ross is just feeling good ross is he's he's a good guy he should come to our summer camp oh he would love it yeah yeah yeah um yeah i just because i found myself like getting a little too like subconsciously addicted to my apps lately.

I deleted all of them off my phone. What do you mean your apps? Oh, sorry. Not my social media apps. Oh, okay. Just like all of them. No more iMessage. Oh, gosh.

I need to take a note. But what do I do? Just remember it, I guess. Or write it down on a piece of paper. I'm just about to delete the clock app before I can even tell you the time. Just a blank canvas. Yeah. Like no alarms.

Like just wake up when you wake up circadian rhythm um no i deleted some of the but like i still can access them on chrome so if i really like consciously want to go to them i'll go to facebook.com and i just go to facebook.com and immediately go to the ghost runners group it's the only thing on facebook worth looking at i get so excited to look at them though it's great yeah i don't love the way they sort the feed they sort of my recent activity activity is what i always get yeah or even recent activity which is like the most recent comment goes to the top so i try to sort it by recent posts can you do that you can okay just found it yesterday i wonder if they have that without the app on mobile browser oh i see what you're talking about it's

it's so clank clunky but it's like whatever that is shocking okay anymore yes and then last but not least we have biff of the week oh no another biff brad yeah i biffed it um so i was ordering some dining chairs for a guy so i don't make my own dining chairs i order them and can put them together and finish them uh and dining chairs right now like a lot of things supply chain has hit the dining chair industry. I'm sure you've heard. Well, the federal reserve changed the interest rate on dining chairs. Exactly. Everyone's freaking out. Exactly. And so many people are sending the article about the dining chairs. Right. Um, and so, yeah, they're just hard to find. And so I found this specific dining chair, this client wanted, it was sold by a seller on

eBay and which was kind of sketchy, but I'm okay he's got great reviews whatever so i order them on ebay you know waits a few days and it's like hey your order's been shipped and sometimes it gets shipped to the front sometimes it gets shipped to the back i check both of them can't find anywhere so i go to my delivered or just shipped oh sorry delivered yeah yeah there's your biff yeah it said shipped yeah it said shipped and then a couple days later it's like it's been delivered. And I'm like, no, it hasn't. And so I go back to check on the address and I'm like, crap, I'm sure I sent it to like, you know, Prairie Village or maybe, you know, like back when the last time you used eBay.

Last time I used eBay. Exactly. Which was when, you know, who knows? Or, you know, we, we've lived in four different houses now. Or maybe it was at my parents' house. Like, that's kind of annoying. I'm gonna have to go across the city. I look,

967 Lakeshore Drive, Branson, Missouri. I'm going there this weekend. Well, I, I, the,

the story. I was like, dude, I can pick it up for you. That's the thing is there was, it was eight dining chairs that you would not have been able to think of. Like there was, it's a,

they're big boxes. And, and so I'm like, oh my gosh. So that's, yeah, that's oh my gosh so that's yeah that's kinnikuk that's that's like where we used to work and i think that was the last time i ever bought anything on ebay was when i was that's so great and so i was like oh my gosh so so immediately i called the camp director and he's like hey got some dining chairs here for you who was it sparky

that's awesome and i mean he was really cool about it he sent him sent him to me really quick probably a 60 second long conversation with him really i could tell he was in you know go mode so i was like all right you doing good yeah yeah doing good okay yeah text me that address okay yeah we'll do but uh yeah he sent him he sent him over to me so i got a delivery from can i cut camps the other day that's fun um the biff of the week is that i don't know how to use ebay or check on those things that's fun yeah this weekend i'm taking rachel to branson she's never been yeah she's never seen camp she hears us talk about camp all the time she gets like so sad that she didn't get to experience it um she would have been awesome there too

oh my gosh 100 no way what gunner say no way all caps so so i just got a text i wasn't gonna interrupt you i just got i just got the response first gunner uh just emphasized the text i was like oh dang it whatever and then he responds back all caps bad screenshot that and we'll post it somewhere when this episode comes out oh that's amazing oh yeah so yeah. So you earned yourself $2. Let's go, baby. $2. My own game, you know, rigged it. That worked out for you. Because I knew you were going to be too nice to hang up the phone on TJ.

That was brutal. That was so funny. I laughed so hard at that, dude. What was I going to say about? Oh, one thing about camp. I can't remember if I've told you this or not, but Jack Reed, Trey's manager, kind of blew a couple weeks ago, I guess. Did I tell you this?

Yeah. He was just like, this is kind of weird, but I feel like Jake shouldake should play a role like i don't know if it's in a movie or a skit or something jake should play the role of like a camp counselor trey was like dude you have no idea you just give off that vibe i guess so i've said that many times before i that is my personality but when i worked at cerner there was a girl that was like you just seem like you're like a youth pastor or something really you're just like the cool youth pastor and i was like thank you thank you i have a watch tan yeah exactly you should see under my watch yeah is there anything just real quick uh because by the time this comes out we've already gone to branson so we can ruin the surprise like what do i need to take rachel to what does she need to see

do i think did you ever go to orange leaf orange leaf nuts on it sugar leaf sugar leaf girls love sugar i think she would love it okay she leaf it you gotta go they got peach and they got peach iced tea and you would love that really it's very very sweet it's very good okay they put a real peach in it it is so refreshing sugar leaf it's so good my sister said mel's hard luck diner you ever been there no the waiters walk waiters and waitresses walk around with wireless mics and sing to you while you're eating i've never even heard of this place oh yeah i've been before really yeah it's been there a while i guess so what mel's hard luck diner i mean maybe on the way you go to uh throat rolls lambert's lambert's i mean that's that's a classic we're gonna get dinner with my parents in the landing on friday night okay and And that was, I already have tickets to a Dixie Stampede.

Sure. Um, a little cheaper or a little more expensive. We don't have a discount. That sucks. The camp discount. They gave us discounts almost everywhere. It was amazing.

It was so cheap. Uh, yeah, I don't know. I was pretty basic in, in brands. I mean, it's a touristy place.

So I did the touristy things. I did the go-karts and the laser tag and the, yeah, I want to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Even like the restaurants, like we want to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Even like the restaurants, like we went to Cantina Laredo,

which was awesome, but it's a, it's a chain, you know, it wasn't like it was like this great local spot. Yeah. You go to famous Dave's. Oh yeah.

Macaroni grill. Dude. I, yeah, I don't think there's anything like you have to do this, but I mean, you gotta go to camp. You got a short,

short camp. That's the main thing. Yeah. Excited excited it'd be fun to go during opening day too see i was kind of excited it wasn't a changeover day that was not gonna be no okay well fine well fine okay last play of the week my uh bit for the week is um i go to return something which it's getting easier and easier to make returns nowadays like if you return something on amazon right i mean you can return it at kohl's you can return it whole foods i think if you throw it far enough just into the street from your door yeah that's fine just let someone know what street you've thrown it on yeah i really don't think they care picture like they take a picture hey it's at the edge of my driveway yeah like great thank you for that return yeah

have you seen sorry real quick have you seen that guy that can like figure out where the Google Maps street is? I've had this in my notes for two months. I was so early on this guy. I followed him when he had 4,000 followers. No way. I loved this dude. I think he's in my notes right now. Gio Rainbolt.

I love this guy. Okay. That's his name. I've only seen a few of his, but like, what if that guy teamed up with Amazon and you just took a picture of where you were with the Amazon package? I can't believe you just mentioned that. I seriously have had him in my podcast. It's like, why?

What am I going to say about this guy? I don't know. But it's just been on my mind. I love him. He's so awesome. Anyway, returning on Amazon. Oh, yeah. So that's so easy.

But this is like a typical return. You got to take you got to print off the label. You got to take it in. And I swear before you can print off a usps label and take it to ups and that still works i swear i've done that before and you talked about how you tried to do that one time it didn't work huh i swear i always get them backwards i'll like take it to fedex i'm like no it's an idiot they share the letters that's how it was stored in my brain like the ones that share the letters are the same ups usps okay they're like interchangeable you can use them

i swear i've done it before either way so usb like has some letters too so like i go to us bank and i try to return it uh no but one of the many on shawnee mission parkway and they're like oh we can't accept these and you got to go to the actual post office it's like all right no problem and so i'm out he's like before we go you want to snag and he says some word i've never heard of but i'm like i mean he sounds like he would know what i need so i'm like yeah i'll take one so he gives me this thing and it's a very thin piece of like what looks like a ziploc bag that's you know doesn't quite like open up it's just it's that material it's like kind of see-through on one end and like paper on the other maybe okay either way so i'm like i don't know what to do with this or what he gave me exactly so i drive all the way to post office right and i get there and i have everything

i need i have the bag of the yeah clothes which is the company that is going to give us some new clothes which is exciting um so i'm returning that and then i have the label i have everything i need and for some reason i decided like let's just see what this guy gave me and dude it was like so i start to peel these two things apart i'm like oh okay one side's sticky okay okay in the sticky the one side that's sticky is the sheet of paper that is completely transparent. Okay. Like, what do I do with a transparent sheet that is sticky on one side?

Okay. So maybe I attach it to the label. Yes. And then just attach that to the bag. That's what I was going to say. Okay. So I'm like, I guess. Okay.

I guess as well. Let's just assume to do that. Yeah. And so, dude, it was like a scene in a movie where it's like, I feel like it's usually like a chubbier guy where he starts to struggle in a car and then like the windshield wipers go off and it's like oh he's so goofy dude that was happening to me while parked in the post office it was the stickiest thing known to man like i am like let me just try and attach this flush this piece of paper it like like something like the air vent like throws them together so now they're like stuck in this one spot i'm like oh no and so i'm like all right i'm trying to like peel it apart but

it's like you know crappy printer paper and then while i'm doing that like something happens i just breathe too hard on my nose or something like that like puts another piece of it together i'm like dang it so i'm trying to do this other thing and dude it was just i was struggling i literally hit the horn with my hand and i honked at someone walking into the post office. I was like, this would be so funny to look at me doing this. Does your car have a normal horn setting right now? Because I know you can change it. I would never ever do a car.

Sorry. Oh, sorry. I would never ever do that. No, but just it was so funny how stereotypical it was it felt like a movie scene i was like oh the clunky character he's he's screwing up the thing that's sticky and he's honking his horn i was like i'm in here by myself struggling so hard dude if katherine was doing that she'd be like i'm i'm getting anxious right now i'm anxious and so do what happened it got to a point too much was stuck to it and it wasn't flush like there's no way you'd

be able to scan this anymore and then i can't rip it apart because now the ink is coming with the adhesive so i just gave up i didn't get i didn't you didn't return it no i couldn't oh because i tried to undo it it just rips the paper and um so i just had to just defeat it just go run my next errand okay so i still haven't returned that are you gonna try to return it you think yeah i still have it i reprinted it. I have the bag still not going to UPS first. I feel like maybe a past Jake would have been like, eh, what's done is done.

No, I'll tell you why I'm determined to do it. It's because, uh, they were like, Hey, if you exchange this for store credit, we'll actually give you 20 extra dollars online.

Tell me why. I guess they just, instead of giving you money, they'd rather you just shop at their store so it's like awesome oh but but i can't get that item until they accept my return that is odd though i know because i keep i kept waiting to see like a shipping you know label or whatever it's like i guess they need my return first which kind of makes sense buddy i love the idea of you struggling through that dude it was it was so embarrassing. I was like,

I'm more coordinated than this. Everything stuck together. Everything is stuck. Anyway, those are our blanks of the week. Blanks of the week. Let's just do one voice memo because it has been a while but this podcast is already running a little long.

Hey, Jake and Brad, this is Lindsay from Indianapolis. I've left a few voice memos before. Um, but I just got a funny text from my grandma and I wanted to get your guys's input. She said out of the blue. And by the way, at 2 AM,

I got it all figured out with about six exclamation points. Yeah. What do you think she got all figured out? Um, let me know what you think. For some background knowledge, she's an 85-year-old woman who's about as spunky as a day is long. So yeah, I just wanted to hear what you guys thought she got figured out. But yeah, thanks so much for all you guys do. I love the pod.

My son is almost two, and we've gone through quite a bit with him in his first couple years of life with hip dysplasia and allergies and a body cast so um you guys have really kept my spirits up and i really appreciate it so love you guys thanks bye you're welcome lindsey love you too lindsey whoa hope your son's doing all right um that's really funny i hope i'm a spunky old person as i'm very determined to be a fun old person. As the day is long or just like a regular amount of spunky? As the day is long. Yeah.

Yeah. I would like to, I'd like to be described as spunky as the day is long. Maybe get a tattoo of it, but not until later on in life. Yeah. That's spunky. Spunky as the day is long. Maybe on my 80th birthday. That's when I go for it.

Yeah. Do you think tattoo artists, like they have like a limit of age? Like your, your skin is too loose. we can't put a tattoo on anymore yeah it's the opposite of a senior discount we have to charge you more if you're 55 and older a lot longer for you gladys or like it's like you know when you're like signing autographs on someone's t-shirt and it's like can someone like hold it taut so i can sign it that's we have to do with their skin we need a holder just hold their skin flat on a surface i mean yeah i do want to be spunky though so i'm Can someone like hold it taut so I can sign it? That's what you have to do with your skin. We need a holder. You just got to hold your skin flat on a surface.

I mean, yeah, I do want to be spunky though. So I'm going to, I'm going to commit to it now. I'm really having trouble dodging the sun. It is. Oh yeah, you are. Sorry. This is better. Good form.

Okay. You're about to dive. Okay. So, so did the text come at 2am or did she say i figured it out at 2 a.m it was kind of confusing i think the text at 2 a.m said i've got it all figured out with a lot of exclamation points by the way i've got it all figured out you know that's so that's how you post a photo to your facebook wall i think she was having a dream about um andy griffith yes about Andy Griffith in the whole dream. She's like, what is he from? How do I know that guy? She wakes up.

She's like, he's from the Andy Griffith show. I got it all figured out. That's right. The old Andy Griffith show. Lindsay. Is it Lindsay, right? Lindsay. Lindsay, I finally figured it out. It's shampoo first, then conditioner.

Works like a charm. What will she figure out? I would love to know if she figured out anything bank related. That's what I'd like to know. If it's anything to do with how banks operate during the day, please share that with me. What if it's like a Scott situation where he's been trying his passwords on the phone,

the security password verify alarm i finally figured it out it's dune buggy i think she finally i finally figured it out if you start the crock pot at 2 a.m the beans will be ready by 4pm for dinner something like that that is a great one finally got it all figured out what would that be Bruce Willis was dead the whole

time she's like been thinking about this since for 25 years now what happened there Tom Cruise was in the first Top Gun that's where I know him all my ideas are about recognizing actors

it's pronounced Giannis Antetokounmpo Lindsay I got it I figured it out that tall boy on the TV. Giannis. With a G. That's worth a text.

I finally got it. Soft G. Thank you, Lindsay. That's really fun. That's a fun little voice memo. Indianapolis. What do you know about Indianapolis? I love our destination a lot. Yeah. What do I know about Indianapolis? Performed at a destination a lot. Yeah. The, what do I know about Indianapolis?

We performed at a big venue there. The roads are pothole-y, from what I remember. Okay. I remember being in Indianapolis when some of Adele's new songs came out. Oh, really? I walked around Indianapolis listening to Adele. That's my memory there. Yeah, you got Adele associations there.

Walked a subway. Okay. You gotta. They have a subway? Oh. In Indianapolis. I thought you meant public transit. I was like, really? I think that's also when I met the I'm Down Boys in person for the first time. I think

two of them were at that show. Okay. Yeah. I think so. Good times. Got yourself some. My voice really hurt that night. I remember that too. $5 footlong with the boys. In this economy? Yeah, right, Brad. Brad, what is your review of the week uh my review of the week is this pod is what's up five stars from good best better good underscore

best underscore better i can't say enough good things about this pod slash talk show i've been a ghosty since last fall drove to f12 from from Cincinnati, Ohio. What's up? And listen every Monday. Jake and Brad aren't just hilarious to listen to. They're sincere, real good hearted guys. And listening is like listening to friends. Their inside jokes and personal stories make everyone feel part of the community and they're clean homers, clean homers, clean humor is so refreshing and uplifting. On harder days, I go straight to listening to this pod for some cheering up. I listened to nothing but GR on an almost six-hour drive one way by myself there and back. They kept me alert and laughing the whole time.

Episodes keep getting better and better, and they're always coming up with creative ways to make it interesting and entertaining. Thank you. Thank you, Jake and Brad, for working hard to put smiles on many faces. All the love. Good, best, better. Nice. My is has a lot of similar themes to it okay it's by tayla 414 i'm a dog trainer and love listening to ghost runners while working dogs great men and men in the fence and working the dogs working dogs

also that's crazy that gunner said bet in all caps i can't believe i'm gonna give you two dollars because it's all caps i hope he comes down here i think i think people are starting to come i was just saying that i hope isaac ordered the pizza i hope it's here we were talking about old chinese pizza that sounds nice oh i hope it's here um while working the dogs i don't know if the dogs appreciate the humor as much as i do but i find myself cracking up the entire episode while the dogs are on the treadmill getting worked my words now i could scroll she did say treadmill i could scroll through the facebook group which is a fun community of inside jokes i would say this podcast is the best which is better than all the

others oh i i read that wrong oh yeah just to say i would say this podcast is the best princesses which is better than all the others yeah thanks for creating an inclusive environment for everyone and jake if i'm ever at a show feel free to roast my job is she sounds like you did it yourself dogs are on treadmills that seems like a joke right she literally like is like a personal trainer for dogs not like i was thinking like a dog trainer like topper like manners yeah sit yeah like a caesar milan style sit run a four minute mile. Yeah. Pick up the medicine ball, roll over with it. Yeah. Yeah. Furpies. Dude, imagine a dog like doing the Vertamax, like you put a belt around it. You, you loop like tension bands to these hooks on the side of it. And the dog is jumping up and

just being propelled back down to the earth. That'd be awesome. I love the idea of like a before and after like a super chubby dog that gets super jacked. Yeah. She went to Taylor 414. Like, yeah, she was just a chubby corgi a suburban corgi and then now she's got her own fitness instagram isn't that awesome crossfit like there's all these dogs in the line like waiting to like move this tire i don't know why that's so funny it is fun to think about a like a dog doing its own crossfit gender reveal. It's like, where does it end with Taylor 414? Just working dogs. Oh, man.

All right, Brad, you want to end this episode with a jingle? Yeah, we got another song that Brad liked from high school on the horizon here. So last one, I don't know if I ever even said the name of it. Last week's was called Start Wearing Purple by Google Berdello. This one is from the 80s. 80s fame. Me and my friends somehow got really into it. I think it was in a sequel of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

And it's called Tarzan Boy by Baltimore. Tarzan Boy. Here we go. It's got a million likes on YouTube. Can you do this one thing? Please. Is it a drum or is it a fist bump? It's kind of just lights on YouTube. Can you do this one thing? Please? Is it a drum or is it a fist bump? It's kind of just like a fist bump.

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This is... This is... This is... This is... This is... This is... This is... This is... This is... This is... This is... On my own, like Tarzan boy. Hide and seek, I play alone while rushing across the forest.

Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. You got to get ready for this one. Jungle life, I'm living in the open. Ain't it beat that carries on? Burning bright, a fire blows a signal to the sky. I sit and wonder, does the message get to you? Ready? Here we go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Give me the other, give me the other Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Here we go, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Jungle life, you're far away from nothing. It's all right, you won't miss home. Take a chance, leave everything behind. You come and join me, won't be sorry. It's easy to survive.

Jungle life, we're living in the open All alone, like Tarz's boy Yet in seek, we play alone While rushing across the forest Monkey business, on a sunny afternoon Night to night Give me the other, give me the other chance tonight Give me the other chance tonight Oh my other chance tonight Give me the other, give me the other night tonight Give me the other, give me the other night tonight

You won't find it Oh, night tonight Give me the other, give me the other chance tonight Oh, yeah Night tonight Night Oh, yeah. Night to night. Night to night. Night to night.

Give me the other. Give me the other. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Here we go. Ready, Jack? Yeah. You say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Natural crossfade here

Sure, sure, sure Oh, natural, you're right Good job, Baltimore Let's give it up for the DJ Give it up for the DJ Good job job brad brad adora that's a fun song fun song guys nice little summer soundtrack here go go bradella little tarzan boy go go bradella little shiny pizza yeah all right good job good job um your movements there reminded me of maybe some chris farley

action which reminded me go sees what do you think of this idea brad and i i guess kind of together in a brainstorming sesh the other day came up with the idea of like a video premise you know we're not married to anyone thing but particular but something about like i'm married if chris farley and david spade still made movies together or if chris farley and david spade took a road trip together something like that like propping up the you know the opportunity for brad to be chris farley for me to be david spade in a scene together like a gene shorts video yeah it'd be fun and then we get to like write as if we're them you know like how would they i don't know i think it'd be pretty fun and it's pretty pretty similar to like you're the witty they i don't know i think it'd be pretty fun and it's pretty

pretty similar to like you're the witty one i'm the physical humor one obviously we you know whatever so i got some wit to me too yeah yeah you got some physical humor too sometimes he's a big boy that's from the restaurants video jake was flailing around oh that's right when i was great big boy i was great the parmesan needs some more parmesan on table six snap thanks for remembering that you're welcome dude it's funny thanks dude yeah man that kind of gave me a headache but it's fine easy easy easy okay this has been our podcast this week brad made three dollars um mobile deposit yeah which he will head to the bank to cash in when I give it to him thank you guys for listening join our Facebook group

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something better uh we love you guys thanks so much we'll see you later