Ghostrunners - 170 - Whip Your Canon Out

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

Jake has some weird stories from Las Vegas and Scott joins to play fruit wordle. Brad befriends some young children but might've come on a little strong. Jake and Scott laugh at Brad a lot. What a fun episode! Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake, I forgot to tell you the story a few weeks back. We went to Branson for Fourth of July, Hattie and I did, and we stayed with one of my best friends. But he was like, yeah, you can definitely stay with us, but there's also going to be another family staying with us. It was another camp friend, but it was a camp friend from before I worked at camp with him. And he's like, yeah, he's going to stay and his two boys, he's got an eight-year-old and a six-year-old. And I was like, oh, cool. So I knew that I knew I knew what I was getting myself into. We were meeting my friend and his family and this other guy and his family at a restaurant in Branson.

And my friend walks in first. And then this other friend's name is Chris. His kids walk in and instantly like this kid, one of his boys has hair below his shoulders like just very long hair and without thinking twice i thought twice i was like that looks that i know what that looks like and so i just like like excitedly for hattie she was a little bit nervous it's the first thing we've done in branson i mean because two boys are coming to the restaurant yeah she's nervous first thing yeah first thing we've done in Branson. I mean, cause two boys are coming to the restaurant. She's nervous. First thing. Yeah. First thing we've done like in Branson, like literally we drove there and we were going to eat here. And I just go, Oh, another girl.

And I mean, I said it about that loud. And my friend had walked in first and these boys were behind him. And then his, the boy's dad was like, you know, just entering the door. So my friend just goes, Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. And I go, oh, what's up, dude? How you doing? Oh, what did I say? Yeah, he's trying to like subtly tell it to you.

Like, I'll have the salami. I'll have the sausage. I'll be taking the sausage. Do you serve hot dogs? Footlong, who's got the footlong? Wiener schnitzel. Uh-oh. Ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down

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because this is the Ghost Rubs Podcast. Every Monday morning we're taking ground Ghost Rubs Podcast. Ghost Rubs Podcast. Monday morning, we're taking ground rules for this podcast. Go for a podcast. All right. Ah, girl. Another girl.

Like, I didn't even say a girl. Like, it wasn't even, like, ambiguous. Like, it might have been the mom or something. Like, another girl. It's a six-year-old girl walking in. Long hair. A three a six-year-old girl walking in! Long hair! A three-foot, nine-inch girl!

Just pointing at this guy. Oh, man. Oh, good times. I would like to say that was the only time in the recent history that I've had any kind of uncomfortable interactions with kids. But this morning, oopsie-daisy, we were filming a little video for G Schwartz comedy on youtube.com.

And, uh, we're filming a video about dads in the suburbs. We're out, we're be bopping around shiny Kansas, walk around the neighborhood, film and stuff. And then we find these kids,

cute little kids doing a lemonade stance. Like, Oh yeah. Americana. Yeah. We got to get them in the video. Sometimes guys, YouTube writes itself.

Yeah. Like, like when the sheltered kid goes to Vegas and then all of a sudden I see myself standing in front of a sign advertising the virgin hotel. Sometimes, guys, YouTube writes itself. Like when the sheltered kid goes to Vegas and then all of a sudden I see myself standing in front of a sign advertising the Virgin Hotel. Sometimes, it's easy. Yeah, you're like, roll the camera. I got it. Dude, props to those kids for doing a lemonade stand

when it was 105 degrees outside. They knew what they were doing. Yeah, good for them. Which, I don't know, well... Yes, they had some good qualities. Also, they made the black kid make the Kool-Aid. So I don't know if... They're like, yeah, we got more Kool-Aid coming.

We got more Kool-Aid coming. And then a few minutes later, here comes Zion. Zion came out. I was like, okay. The biggest picture of, you know, red drink you've ever seen in your life. It was good though. Zion knows how to make it. It was tasty. So I was like, you know, we see these kids and we're like, we got to ever seen in your life. It was good though. Zion knows how to make it. It was tasty.

So I was like, we see these kids and we're like, we gotta get them in the video. This is great suburban life, whatever. And so we go up to him and I was like, I think we should ask him, make sure he's up there okay. Yeah, hold on, let me stop you right there. All right, this is for the audience and for Scott. What do you think Brad said to these kids hey um do you think your

parents would mind being a you being in a video that's option one option two um hey um are you gonna come to the back of my truck i can't think of any normal options basically brad tell them what you said to the kids so it's me jake and derrick walking up three grown men i go hey kids your parents at home derrick's got a camera you know staring awkwardly it's like i'll film you and you know i think we said before that like you guys want to be in a video? Like, and they're like, what? I was like, yeah. And I was saying in my head, I was just such pure intentions.

I was like, I was like, I just want to make sure that these kids aren't like, like the parents aren't like, wait, you guys are on YouTube of this like big channel. I mean, the most successful channel in Kansas City, you know? Yeah. One, one Kansas City, you know, awards for best new YouTube channel. That's not true, but name's Jean. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, uh, you know, I just wanted to make sure. And so, yeah, just initially I was like, like, are your parents home? Ask your parents if it's okay.

And I just go, are your parents home? And I could tell this kid was hesitant to answer. He goes, uh, no. With a little bit of trembling in his voice and i was like all right well ask your parents we'll come back you know yeah we just kind of walked away i just i i yeah i was like i just accidentally just creeped the heck out of that kid so uh ended up filming with them though they were not naturals which i think makes it even i think it was great yeah how quiet and kind of awkward they were speaking on camera it was perfect they were perfect naturals, which I think makes it even funnier. I think it was great. Yeah. How quiet and kind of awkward they were speaking on camera. It was perfect.

They were perfect kids. Yeah. It was great. They were in the outro. The only outro I'll ever write. Yeah. Brad was sitting in a lawn chair with the three kids standing behind him. He's like, hey, this video is sponsored by their lemonade stand.

Hope you liked it. Yeah, man. It was like Jaden, Bryce, and Zion or something like that. I remember it was JBZ. Yeah. I remember the white kid said, my name's Jaden. And I said, are you sure? You're Jaden? And he's like, I'm Zion.

I was like, okay, okay. Oh, yeah. What's your park? Yeah. Yeah. Great. Yeah. How was it?

Tell us all about it. It was great. Okay. How was your week? It's been great. It's been great. Cool. Scott, how was your week? Really fun. Yeah's been great all right really fun yeah okay cool thank you guys for listening this episode 170 no it was fun unfortunately no good stories from the shuttle i know we made a lot of predictions like what i would see i ended up kind of uh

finagling my way into the 630 shuttle i made it happen and it was instead of a greyhound i found a salt lake express oh the sle sle it was more of a van and um the van or it was it was a van i mean it was more of a van you've seen a van it was pretty much that what so like a 15 passenger yeah yeah um and yeah i oh i kind of like that better that's what a lot of mormon moms drive yeah a woman named donald lake express yeah it's called the airbnb yeah it's just a bunch of just every mom in utah too much mom's side hustle basically yeah okay so salt lake express was i like i like the idea of you being in a van though actually almost more because that's so much more confined oh yeah very close to everyone But everyone was just really chill probably at six 30.

Yeah. No one made a peep for two hours. And so that was fine. The, um, Scott, you'll appreciate this. Everyone in the van, I can only describe them. This is the first thing that came to mind. And I haven't thought of anything better in this. They looked exactly like the people in Dumb and Dumber when they pick up hitchhikers and then they're in the like the shagging wagon with them in the in the big dog they were like either latino or native american looking people like wearing a ton of clothing why do you think i don't know it was probably cold in las vegas in the summer i don't know Latino or Native American looking people, like wearing a ton of clothing. Why do you think? I don't know.

It was probably cold in Las Vegas in the summer. I don't know. Or they go to the thrift store and they're like, one carry-on only, so let's just bundle up. Everyone was bundled. And yeah, so that was it. No one made a sound the whole drive. So it was pretty uneventful. You didn't test out, like you didn't just under your breath go, mom. Nothing? All right. so it's pretty uneventful you didn't test out like you didn't just under your breath go nothing all right all right so yeah that was fun and yeah it was a good trip did uh flew into vegas and then did um zion national park bryce canyon and antelope canyon so um

it was a pretty fun time let's see if I wrote anything down to talk. Oh, I know. Well, first thing I went to, Oh, we got to talk about Chick-fil-A. Um,

last week. Yeah. Sorry. So that was the same day or kind of like, that was like 24 hours probably. Um, sleep in that same, same sleep cycle for you last week.

Yeah, I had an, and my sister got proposed to a lot happened between sleeps let's do southwest stuff and then come back no basically well yeah i'll just get into it so yeah we'll do the chick-fil-a stuff later okay um southwest stuff it was great um i guess one of the only things that this did not happen in Nashville Park, but I was like, this is fascinating. I went to a gas station and there's a screen above the urinal. And this is not even in Vegas.

And, you know, you think maybe in Vegas they have a slot machine. They'll let you gamble anywhere in Vegas. This is just like kind of an iPad above the urinal. It's like, OK, fine. I'm thinking I've seen something like this before. Usually it's like an ad. Yeah, it's never interactive. And so I see i'm like this looks

kind of like a touch screen that is the grossest thing i've ever heard a touch screen at the urinal yes oh my god that was my first impression i was like hold on a second literally what i thought was like do i use my head do i use my nose like what i would not use your head up in your face i know hold on these are just first impressions of like whoa you're like using your nose like it won't swipe okay let's see okay no no okay five card draw no no deuce is wild deuce is wild hold them let's hold hold hold hold all right you're like okay so by the time i get like six inches away, I'm like, okay, this is six inches. Scott loves it.

I get, I get a good amount away and I'm like, okay, I don't think it's a touchscreen. It's very interactive looking. I think Scott's going to die. I think Scott's dying in that chair right now he's gone silent that's the second joke about time Brad's got me today and um I'm like oh so Scott's gonna like this too yeah I'm just gonna tell you I don't know if this is the name of the game or like the just the instructions what I see on the screen says whip your cannon out so like i don't know if that's the name that's just so i was like okay and it's more like a pistola but then on the screen is like i am a firefighter okay pov you're a firefighter putting

out a fire and there's three windows that are on fire. Okay. But it switches which windows on fire. And I'm like, this is interesting. And I look down. That is, this is the coolest thing. I looked down at my cannon and I see that in the urinal, there are three bullseyes left, center, and right. And it knows it's like a carnival game where you're shooting like a water gun, like in the bullseye, trying to get like the water to go up. So that's awesome. My cannon was controlled. It was like augmented.

Yeah. You know, you were a master and commander of your ship. Yes, I was. I was raising the sail and I was lowering the boom. I love that. Yeah. So it was like it worked pretty well. So like it was like, oh, the left window is on fire.

Oh, right. Right window's on fire. Oh, right window's on fire. And I wish I had to pee more because the game ended a little too soon. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the pitch meeting for that idea. All right, what do you think? Hey, Joey, you know how people are always looking for something to do while they're peeing?

Why don't we make a touchscreen game? Okay, no touchscreen. Okay, it doesn't have to be touchscreen. No, no, no. They just pee in the urinal and it's a game. It could be anything, Joey. You win tokens. You redeem it for like a fountain drink in the gas station.

You could be a firefighter. You could be an old-timey, you know, outlaw at a saloon. You could be Master Chief from Halo. We could get Bungie in on it, Joey. Come on. What do you think? Pull out your warthog yeah we can do 007 style okay pull out your warthog yeah what they call it 007 oh that's great it's a massive head what do they call that just big head mode You would get big head mode for Zion.

I can't believe that that's an invention. Anyway, so yeah, that happens. I'm at a gas station with Rachel's entire family. And I just, I didn't tell anyone, just kept it to myself until this very moment. I'm like, what do I can't, I'm not just going to bring this up in the car. You didn't tell Rachel? There was no, we're packed sedan. There's no time. How nice of a gas station was it? It was nothing crazy. I would say like on the level of like a quick trip, maybe.

So it's like, you know. I feel like it'd have to be nice to make an investment like that in your toilets. Totally. Like a gas station where it's like, you've got a lot of drink options. It's not just fountain drinks. It's like, we've got a section for tea. We've got a section for like those milkshake kind of things. We've got a section for ices. Oh yeah, for real. Yeah.

You didn't venture into the stall to see what kind of games were there, did you? Now if I sit down, what happens? Yeah. You're in a 1942 bomber. We call it B2 bomber. B number two bomber we call it b2 bomber b number two bomber yeah here's your target we're flying over germany yeah we'll give you three toilets all right can you make it to the one we tell you we got hiroshima nagasaki amazing and there's brussels yeah so i should have gone to the stall i don't know what happened i don't know what they had in the women's bathroom but yeah whip your cannon out i think is the name

of the game but then again yeah it was a firefighter so it's like cannon didn't really make sense hose yeah is what they should have said uh but yeah i just wrote down whip your cannon out and i was like i'll know the rest i'll know what that means that should yeah spur on the rest of the story so uh that yeah so all these national parks that's the one story i have out of it you don't have a good gas station you don't have anything else like you i think i've mentioned this before but i've gotten better like when i go on vacation i really do i've gotten better like turning off the like i don't know just kind of the like everything could be material or like i could need to write stuff down because i'll notice just tell us about your time don't don't don't make it like a funny story just what do what all do you guys do you guys hike i don't i don't know

enough i don't know anything about zion national park i've never been there okay um yeah so pretty much each day consisted of like you know maybe half the day split up into golfing and hiking or some days it was just hiking all day and then come back and play cards. Uh, so just a ton of like maximizing our time doing stuff all day long. Um, you weren't playing it. You were playing on golfing, were you? No, I didn't think we would. Cause I mean, obviously I'm obsessed with golf. I would play whenever I'm like, I'm not going to suggest golf. We're out here to see natural parks. And then they were like, should we golf tomorrow? And the consensus was yes i was like oh no oh yeah so um the golf is actually really fun i was telling the coops actually so i was like me and my friends play all the time we always like split up into

teams we try to make it even but even then like rarely does it ever like end up that close do you feel like that's got like it never actually comes down to the wire we've got a few for the most part yeah it kind of just weirdly is even as we try to make it i just feels like it never ends up that close and with the coops it was like me and tim versus rachel and her dad but they got a mulligan every hole and so i just kind of came up with that end up being extremely even came out of the final hole they like missed a putt to tie it and so we told the pro shop was like hey we tied like go back and play 18 then it's like oh that's awesome so we go back and play 18 like a legitimate playoff hole and then that came down like a putting competition it was like so even and so like intense and fun it was

just like just really good memories the drama so you're saying that usually on the golf course you tell the pro shop your score at the end no no no that was kind of strange that we did that it was just fun yeah like rachel's dad tracked down a guy and was like hey here's the situation we tied and there was no one behind us like kind tracked down a guy and was like, hey, here's the situation. We tied. And there was no one behind us. Oh, you like kind of asked permission. Yeah.

I was like, can we go play another hole? And they're like, yeah, go for it. Sweet. And so, yeah, it was just fun. And it was beautiful. I mean, just like, it was like they dropped a golf course in the middle of national parks. Like it was just crazy. Just like mountains everywhere.

Instead of there being like tall grass, the left side of the fairway, there was just a mountainside. So like, I kind of want to hit it off that let's just see what happens ricochet off of it what do you think like are you getting spoiled to like i gotta play like beautiful courses now i don't think so if i spent like a year down there maybe but it was like oh this is just a fun little treat okay now let's go back to kansas so i didn't know if like even in kansas if you're like i don't want to play this rinky dink course anymore oh Oh, I don't want to play Painted Hills anymore. Yeah. No, also paint the hills.

OK, I still paint the hills. So, yeah, it was just a fun trip. I and then, yeah, just I started off the trip by pulling an all nighter driving straight from Branson to the Kansas City airport. And then I ended the trip by my flight getting delayed a ton. And then, excuse me, I was like leaving the airport the same time I arrived at the airport. It was like 3.30, 4 a.m. when I got back. And so I was like, man, yeah. Yeah. You texted and you're like, I'm going to be a little bit delayed. So I wouldn't like to do stuff early. If we could not film in the morning. I've always don't film on Monday.

Yeah. I was trying to make it like fit in for us to do jean shorts yesterday. But yeah, I got back to my house at 5 a.m. So I very glad we didn't work that day so thank you what uh how's the vibe as far as like feeling comfortable around the in-laws like you're not telling about whipping out the cannon how personal are we getting you know um i i don't know if i have like a barometer ready to go on how comfortable but like pretty comfortable pretty comfortable enough to like be sarcastic to any individual member give them a hard time. If they say something, they say something silly. How comfortable are you? Like not engaging in comfort. Like if there's silence, are you like a little bit uncomfortable or is it like, this is fun? I think that's like, if you can like sleep

in a car, like when, you know, when conversations are going on, that is almost more comfortable. Oh, well I'm there then. I fell asleep like every car ride. Yeah, honestly, it was kind of weird. I asked Rachel's like, is something wrong with me? Like, I'm getting eight hours of sleep every night and I'm still falling asleep every time we go in a car. And she's like, yeah, maybe. Or you're just like the vibration.

You're just just nice. But yeah, it's always a good time. And yeah, I feel comfortable enough. Like I feel like Rachel's dad said something one time, like something had just happened. And three seconds later, he goes, you know, looking back, that was actually pretty funny what you said, like looking back, it just happened. What are you talking about? Yeah, when I think back.

I remember when you first said that. It was about nine seconds ago. Gosh, yeah. I remember that, you know, where I was the minute you said that. And so I felt comfortable. I sent Steve like a follow-up text at the end of the week. And I was the minute you said that and so i felt comfortable i sit steve like a follow-up text at the end of the weekend i go looking back that was such a fun week together so i guess that level of comfortability i can give each other a hard time and you said it to him specifically solo text yes yeah that's comfortable oh yeah and polite

thank you good job thank you did you guys glamp you hotel did you uh airbnb and kanab what do you know about kanab utah the only thing i know about kanab is it was on a shirt and napoleon dynamite oh okay all right just kanab yeah kanab and i think it was like the high school there so it's kanab and whatever their mascot is i don't remember what it is wow let's rate them so so napoleon dynamite was you know written produced by mormons and so scott knew about it before like napoleon dynamite was you know written produced by mormons and so scott knew about it before like napoleon dynamite was a huge thing really i remember he talked about it and then i remember us going to see it to see it in theaters like like when no one it was like such an independent film and i remember it was like it was so fun to know about this movie like a little

bit before everybody oh i'm sure that's great i remember i think scott had maybe did you go to like some like premiere or something you had vote vote for Pedro shirts back before they were like, Oh yeah. And, and so the max Andrew and Ben Mac and their family, they knew somebody that was connected to the directors and writers of the movie. And so, yeah, we got to go to like advanced screening. We had shirts and we got to go to like this youth fireside where they came to somebody's house that Jared andared and jerusha hess is their names and they talked to everybody so i got to meet them too it's awesome yeah canab

cowboys that's their mascot hey cowboy up so that's where we stayed in the airbnb there okay it was great it was nice tell me about the shelter kids video oh it's fun i need to look back at the footage but yeah rachel's my videographer i bought some just like just dorky like weird sunglasses from a gas station and i realized afterwards that you can see rachel in the reflection of those sunglasses in every single shot so if you were gonna yes that's gonna be fun for just have it derrick at it at all you know hey can you vfx out rachel in every single shot uh so yeah that was fun i mean just like yeah like i said there was some stuff that just came to you it's like oh well we didn't write that down, but that's like, I don't know if I should say this.

There's there's a restaurant. But let's say it tastefully. OK, I believe in the first word. It's a compound word. This is like it seems like a breakfast restaurant. First word is egg. OK, second word starts with an S. OK, SL.

Have you heard of this restaurant? Yeah. Oh, OK. I'd never seen that before, you heard of this restaurant? Yeah. Oh, okay. I'd never seen that before, but it was like, oh, we were in Vegas. And so that was another thing. I was like, oh, well, I can make some jokes out of that. So I was like, what is this, like a fertility clinic? And that joke.

So I was like planning it. Rachel's parents flew out at five and we didn't fly out to like 10. So I was like, let's hang out with your parents. And then whenever they leave, then we'll shoot the video. But I happened to run into the old egg restaurant when i was with their parents like sorry i i mean look at it i gotta film now so everyone was around me when i like did all those jokes like whoa i bet it's a crazy time to be them was it kind of fun to for them to be there when you were filming it it was just that one shot so it went pretty fast but it was really

fun whenever i did the conservative dad on vacation with like all of kathryn's family around because it is one of those things where it's like this isn't that funny by itself but i promise once it's edited together guys it's gonna be funny right it's gonna be better i felt funny in front of rachel just because like i don't know it was one thing just to like it's kind of like having scott here it's like it's one thing to say something and knowing you're gonna have an audience but like seeing one of the audience members it's like let's try to make it even funnier they're right here yeah push a little harder so i'll be interested to see the footage i wonder if i acted a little differently or something so it's like i'm not

just trying to make a funny video i'm trying to make rachel laugh right now yeah so maybe rachel needs to come along all the time maybe because i felt like i was funny i don't hate you i hate the idea of rachel just being around all the time she's gonna be subbing next year there's gonna be joke did you have any awkward interactions with passers-by while you were filming i got a little uncomfortable there was one scene where i wanted to just be laying down on the strip, crying in the fetal position. And that was a hard one to shoot. There's just people walking by constantly. There's tons of people that do that.

It really was like I told Rachel, I was like, this is the best city to film in public. And no one batted an eye at me. No one cared. But the crying in the fetal position was a little tough to muster up. And it was just gross. You know, I was like i'm gonna lay down now that'd be so funny though people could like literally like walk over you that was so good the strip is is a different world man it's gotten a little different post-covid there were no like i'm here last i was in vegas there's women who weren't even wearing clothes they're only wearing paint

have you remember those girls? No paint girls. And the cards that they used to pass out, the people slapping the cards? No card people anymore. I had to scrounge out some cards. I had cards. I was there last September and there were people handing out cards. It was in July though.

No card July. No shape November, no card July. Don't quote me on that. So it was weird because we had jokes written about the the cards okay and i was like i thought people would be passing them out so i'm like having to look for them i was like opening up like do you know where i could find some um actress cards uh but i found some baseball cards baseball great gift dad so yeah it was fun to do that it was I think it'd be a fun video and yeah I bought the sunglasses bought this this is why this is in the shot YouTube people I just it never had anything in it I just bought it just bare like this for like eight dollars that is good dude so it's like if I bought an actual drink I mean I

don't know what would that cost thirty dollars maybe to fill that with alcohol i was like that's not worth it not definitely not so um yeah i just bought that can i have a large sprite yeah how much to fill it with cream soda please uh let's talk about chick-fil-a okay um you got it i i have never that's not true i've been out in public with trey a few times but not very many and i've never been to chick-fil-a with trey before uh we were filming a chick-fil-a addict video it probably came out last thursday maybe so and uh i mean it was like it was like fish in a barrel like it was crazy we walked in and you would have thought we were the freaking joe bros dude like the jonas brothers walked in not really but it was

like immediately walk in uh rachel who rachel wolf she's a she's a podcast listener she's ghosty she just goes oh my gosh it's like my instagram feed threw up it was pretty aggressive like that i was gonna laugh at her i was like hi uh and then she got up and like i i bet i don't know four or five people within the first two minutes we were there it was like we had caused like an issue in the chick-fil-a it was weird i got a little bit of a scene i had never experienced anything like that you and trey both used the word overwhelming and i was like i love this this is great no it was awesome i i loved every second of it but it was like i've just never experienced anything like that before

all three of us going to a chick-fil-A at the same time. It was just, it was our Mecca. It was awesome. I love it. And just sort of people came up, wanted pictures, wanted to talk to us. One woman said, you guys are my favorite behind Travis Kelsey. Oh, yeah. And she didn't say locally.

So I don't know. But Brad made the comment, oh, I had a patch of my homes. All right. Yeah. I was like, take that. Yeah. So I don't know what she meant by that exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. But it was fun. We ate lunch before we filmed this thing. And then we ended up filming it outside. yeah i was like take that yeah so i don't know what she meant by that exactly yeah yeah but it was fun we we ate lunch before we filmed this thing and then we ended up filming it outside um but while we were outside multiple people in the drive-thru like honked at us and stuff and then probably i mean we filmed there for i don't know 30 45 minutes probably yeah and near the end of it uh this woman and her uh daughter come up and goes, somebody texted me that Trey Kennedy was at Chick-fil-A. So we got in our car and drove here to see you. And that's when Trey, like very kindly talk to these people.

And then he's like, I think I'm going to go get in Jake's car. Well, at first they approached me. They, Trey was kind of around the corner. And so they go, um,

Hey, that's right. We heard Trey Kennedy was here. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I go, I go, who? I've heard of Jared Myers. Jared Myers sometimes comes here. John Crist, maybe.

Maybe, maybe. Travis Kelsey. But yeah, I loved it. They could have just been like, oh my gosh, Trey Kennedy. But they admitted like, Hey, so we were at home, uh, minding our own business we got a text we got in our car we came here asap hey trey um but yeah it was fun and before that this police officer demanded that he paid for our meals which is great and he didn't know you or i but that was still nice for him to pay for both of our meals and derrick he also didn't know that uh yeah that trey lived against yeah he kept

telling us i hope you guys enjoy Kansas. Hey, enjoy the city, man. Yeah. Enjoy it guys. I'm keeping it safe. You guys keep it real. All right. No,

I didn't say that, but, um, we were like, thank you so much. We will, we will enjoy Casey. Uh,

it was, yeah, it was pretty fun though. Yeah, I enjoyed it. That was great. And then I went to, so the first stop in Utah,

when I got there, I shuttled to St. George, go to the Chick-fil-A for breakfast. And as soon as I walk in, you're looking good. I bet that. Yeah. I shuttled to St. George, go to the Chick-fil-A for breakfast. And as soon as I walk in... You're looking good, I bet. Yeah, I've been up all night. Dude, and I had all of my luggage with me. I forgot about

that. So people probably did double takes even if you were a Chick-fil-A. Dude, so I walk in with my backpack, huge, you know, thing of luggage. I walk in and I'm not kidding, the guy behind the register, it was like I had an appointment. He goes, there he is. I like that. And I was like, I was like i had an appointment he goes there he is and i was like i don't know was that directed to me that was so casual it's kind of the top golf rachel it's like treatment a drew severance would do something like there's my guy yeah

there's the bubba he's like what dude bubba reminds me well never mind i gotta stay focused well yeah okay whatever okay yesterday uh rachel and i were gonna play like nine holes of golf together um then she couldn't find her clubs turned out ivan mcgee had him bummer um so she couldn't go on your apple podcast and um so rachel just like rode along these other guys end up joining this guy tells me his name is andrew it's like okay great to meet you but then his friend who's with him only refers to him as bubba the whole time i was like are they brothers he's like what are you thinking baba and he'd be like i got about a about a cup outright he's like all right go ahead baba like said his name it was like he just discovered the word i was like his name is andrew i don't know what's going on anyway um fun times

with baba and rachel yesterday but in the chick-fil-a he goes there he is so i'm like oh you know whatever but he's helping a customer so i didn't feel like I really need to talk to him. I go to the next register and she was like, you look familiar. You know, like what high school did you go to? And I was like, can I have Cowboys? I was like, Oh, I'm not from around here. And then the guy goes, that's the guy from Instagram. You don't know him. This guy was my hype guy. I was like, you get it. And so, and then he proceeded to like almost shame the other employees who didn't know who i was like you guys don't know who this is i was like guys it's really not that big of a channel i don't expect you guys to know who i am those kids today

whenever we uh got their lemonade we told them about our channel they're like you guys have 128k subs so don't say it's small right but yeah that was great so then this or sorry, this girl at Chick-fil-A ends up coming back to me later. Hey, my mom's a big fan. I was like, great, let's send her a video. So I'm doing cameos at Chick-fil-A. Kissing babies. Kissing babes. And then yesterday, Rachel and I go to Chick-fil-A.

And then a girl in there is just like, what's up? And I was like, hey. And she's like, remember me? And I was like, ah. And she was like, I ran into you at church a month ago and i was like oh my gosh and it was like a so anyway chick-fil-a one on the bottom of the stairs no no no different different girl from church okay so it just feels like i feel like that's a it's a weird sign of success but i'm like i think jane torrance must be growing because yeah i've never been recognized like this much in my life

i feel like i i'm you're I'm you're peaking I'm like I'm not out in public as much as you are you gotta go to Chick-fil-A I guess I do yeah I just get recognized by Domi all the time oh hey where's your friend where's your little friend does he have a wife yet

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Speaking of engaged. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's go ahead and tell them. Okay, Kayla's engaged. Dude, it was crazy. I've never seen my parents like this. I mean, just like so nervous and on edge

and just like anxious about it happening. It was great. How many people were there like observing it? So it was only my immediate family. Yeah, they were hiding out. Brayden's got like half the state of Illinois is part of his family, I think, or something. So I think...

So Chicago and that area and then everywhere else brain's family farm and so they had a ton i mean they seriously had like 20 or 25 family members down there but they were already on family vacation whatever it doesn't matter but so i have caitlin's location i find my friend so i felt very comfortable the whole day like i know exactly where she's at i know how much time we have you know brain has told me at 6 40 it's going down i text my mom about an hour out i'm like hey my eta is 6 15 she goes oh that is cutting it close yeah it's like all right you know whatever i text my mom five minutes out or you know it's like 6 10 i'm like hey i'm walking up now i'll be there in a little bit i'm stopping at bass pro to like you know go to the restroom you know i

feel like that it's just like i don't know if you should do that you know like we have so much time and then i'm walking to bass pro i'm giving her all these updates like i'll be there in like 90 seconds she texts me in case i forget when you get here should i film on your phone vertical or horizontal you know so i'm like i would film it vertical she's like okay good and she didn't want to like waste any time yeah it was like just in case when i see him and i forget you know your mom's personality is like a little more of like high strung no i think it's just um probably just more like i don't know organized and like deliberate yeah probably yeah and i think i see those qualities myself like if there's an opportunity to plan something out might as well

yeah take it probably yeah she doesn't get like the stress but she is like let's think about this first totally yeah i would say similar qualities uh but this day i mean i've just never seen him like it so i was like all right caitlin's still find my friend says she's still 15 minutes away so i mean minimum that's how much time we have i was like so i asked my mom was like can you come where brayden said it's gonna happen can i have you stand here so i can get the lighting right for the photos and she was so nervous about that my dad was like you guys were making me so nervous out there like i know where she is yeah she is 50 we have so much time sometimes the thing doesn't refresh right what if she dropped her phone you ever think about that there was so nervous left it with the 25 family members

so just everything i was like it's fine we're good this is gonna be great you know they're asking all these questions and then all right, Caitlin's coming up soon. All right, that's time to hide. And then we're stressed out about where should we hide? What if she ends up, you know, we find this hiding spot. What if Caitlin wants to get like, what if she wants a drink of water and she goes to that store? What if she, what if she needs to use the restroom and she goes to this store where she's going to see us? I'm like, you know, we just, I think Brayden will know that we're probably hiding.

So we just have to trust Brayden. You know, if she chooses to hot route it next to us, then oh well, I guess. Yeah, honestly, you can't blame anybody for that. Yeah, it's like, I mean, we were hiding. What if she wants a new pair of sunglasses? What if the sunglasses have a deal? Well, the fact that your dad and mom were not in full disguise costumes is disgusting. No ghillie suit.

Like, what the heck? You got to wear a fake mustache. You got to have long hair wig like sunglasses you know pug sunglasses like the sheltered kid uh yeah so that's that's on them she starts walking up my mom's starting to get real nervous she's like okay hand me your phone hand me your phone i'm like okay you know i was just checking location and she's like all right um and then i could tell this is where the stress coming in she goes vertical straight up and down right just like reconfirm like just in case i forgot everything okay just in case i know i'm 99 sure you know she reconfirms

that i hand her my phone i put on a video she's like 1x what does 1x mean i don't even answer that i'm like i know you know what i'm saying my dad meanwhile so i have my like nice camera i'm giving my mom my phone to take video just to have and then i my dad, he's got my mom's like, you know, Nikon from 2007 around his neck. And he's got that in his hand. Yeah. And I told him, I said, if you take a picture with that, I'm going to be so upset. I was like, just enjoy the moment. Yeah. I was like, what am I here for? If you're over here snapping picture, you're gonna be trying to figure out how our camera works while your daughter's getting proposed to you. I said, don't you dare pull that. Yeah. I was like, leave it alone. Just trust me. I got it. Just watch,

just watch your daughter get engaged. I was like, yeah, pretty start. I was like, don't, I'm going to be upset if you take a single picture. It's like you got a wedding photographer and you got the dad over there. Like, Hey, look at me over here. Everyone over here. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess that was more beforehand my mom's like okay where should where should dad stand to get pictures i like and no he's not taking it just just stand anywhere and so um and then in the end my dad did tell me that after that he's like you know i'm glad you told me not taking pictures that was pretty fun just watching i was like you think you think it was fun just watching something and so um it was great just seeing them there and everything went perfect according to plan was she surprised totally yeah

and um that's the best part one of my favorite parts just hearing about it afterwards was we had i guess brandon made reservations for everyone like you know private room at the black oak grill well my mom was right caitlin did want to drink water going in so she was right about something so they stopped caitlin's like why don't we go in there and um get some water so brain's like balloons okay and i forget how it went exactly but basically they walk in and they like i don't know if they said like hey like hey yeah we got you down or something like that and brain's like what or something something like that happened or they recognize them somehow i forget how the details exactly but something awkward and there it happens where he's like what no you know something and then i guess caitlin gets this big old like just you know 24 ounce like styrofoam plastic or yeah styrofoam like white cup and

brain's just saying like i do not want her to have this in the pictures and so caitlin stops to get water she takes like one drink of it and brain's like can i have a drink and i guess just chugs it and throws it away my sister's like what the heck yeah oh sorry he like chucked it down the road just hits it out of her hand oh whoops oh shoot it's on the ground now let's just keep walking forward yeah yeah we thought that was so funny adverts like caleb's like can we please get water he's already hesitant to do that he's like all right fine we can get water and then he just drinks all of it throws it away she's like what in the world i get even not being in like a straw like the idea of it being like

he has to gulp it like 18 times and like she's watching him and like what okay you've never been this thirsty in your life what's going on sorry do you want some of that no you have the ice okay i'll throw it away then all right i'm gonna go throw it away come with me to throw it away i just you know i guess also you know the landing some people might know brands that my sister wanted to walk down by the lake because it's so much cooler down there sure i said it's like if we're going down on the fountains why don't we just walk by the lake and brains i guess he was not prepared for this he had no excuse like no reason he's like um i want to walk down the center yeah yeah yeah caitlin's like all right you know luckily she's so just like go with the flow yeah you know she's like all right you know yeah you want to

walk down the center let's walk down the center that's how when we got engaged you know we got engaged in the middle of that bridge and yeah like right when we walked to the beginning of the bridge all the lights turned on and there was this huge like spider web and i usually would like go first and like knock down all the spider webs and kevin's like whoa i actually know it wasn't that it was like the lights weren't on yet she's like that's kind of scary i was like yeah you go first why do i go first um just this time just just just do it it's opposite day trust me please go right yeah yeah so it was just funny hearing all that i guess beforehand like caitlyn of course like he she just thought she was going out to dinner with braden's family so she was like i'm it's like 100 degrees i'm just

gonna put my hair up and brad like, maybe you should wear it down. What if you wore it down? He really wanted a good picture. Are your nails done? Yeah. And you should do your nails. And I guess Kayla was just going to wear it. She had packed a dress, but it was like,

she was going to wear something nice. But it was really wrinkly. So she's like, I mean, this will be fine. It's just dinner. And I guess Brayden went and got her a steamer and started steaming her dress. And she's like, who is this guy? He's never steamed a thing. Why are you steaming my dress?

So looking back, Kayla's like, I guess there were some clues. But at the moment, she's like, is this guy he's never steamed a thing why be steaming my dress so like looking back kaelin's like i guess there were some clues but in the moment she's like well i don't know isn't it funny how they yeah i remember the same thing like surely katherine knows what i'm doing at this point and she's like i had no idea yeah that's so just all of a sudden braden is taking interest in how she wears her hair staining her dress and just chugging water like crazy she's like this is kind of weird because i I've almost right afterwards in the moment. She's like, I can't believe she's like, how have you been so normal all day?

And brain's like, it does not feel like I've been normal. I feel like I messed this up big time. Uh, his last name is Carol. Is that right? Yeah. Caitlin Carol.

Caitlin Carol's great. Got a ring to it. It sounds like a famous, like women's basketball player. Yeah. Like Katie Carroll. Yeah. Did some good things in the WNBA.

Yeah. Not only on the court but off yeah yeah habitat for humanity that was her thing right nicaragua every summer yep absolutely with the minnesota alliteration katie carroll uh anyway i feel like i've been talking a lot give me give me something how was your week how was what you do uh what i did right after you left Kansas City to go to Branson is move a couch from Trey's basement in the scorching heat. I forgot. I dipped out right before that. Yeah, I was like, cool Jake, thanks man.

Okay, hold on. Right for me, right before that. Oh yeah. So for the Chick-fil-A addict video, Brad squirted, you know, I'm like in withdrawals. I'm like writhing around on the ground. I'm like, I need it. And so Brad squirts like an entire thing of Chick-filfil-a sauce my mouth which is like somewhat gross and the worst part is did you see it on video you can't really tell that i got an entire thing squirted in my mouth after we after we did it i could tell derrick missed the shot i could tell like from his reaction i was like you didn't get it, did you? Yeah. He's like, I mean, I caught it near the end.

That's why I changed it. And I was like, you didn't get it, Derek. Just say it. So that was too bad. But it was the whole packet, guys. Trust us. It was the last thing I did. I got that squirted in my mouth.

And I was like, all right, I got to go to Branson. So it was a long drive. But you had to lift a couch. Sorry. I had to lift a couch, which was fine. It's not that big of a deal. But we lifted one up. And then we got up. And Trey's like okay and when you take this one down it's way easier to just like take it through like outside through the fence and so actually

derek and trey moved that one but i was like okay i'll open up the gate uh and trey's like be careful there's wasp at the gate and i was like okay you know we have i see wasps all the time cicada killers i'm fine with it like i've never gotten like anywhere near like near an attack from a wasp recently like to the point where i'm like i don't think wasps are scary at all uh so i opened up this gate and sure enough there's two wasps right there uh you know we moved the couch through and i'm like whatever they're not doing anything they're gonna mess with me they're freaking wasps so i start closing the gate and before i could even count to two ready one two boom fast freaking stung me oh right above the nip right oh no i mean just in it like it was

one of those things where as an adult your shirt yeah that's what kevin said too it was weird wow um but like as an adult i think you you remember like getting stung as a kid and you're like ah that was probably when i was a kid though. It didn't really hurt that bad. It was just me like being a kid. I just wasn't used to pain. Anytime you fell, you cried as a kid. And like, I will never cry if I fell now.

I'll just be like, ouch, that hurts. Whilst things hurt as bad as you think they do. It was. It's everything that's cracked up to me. It was very, it was very bothersome to me. Like, yeah, for three hours afterwards, like it was very bothersome to me like yeah for three hours afterwards Like it was still like the bothersome like yeah, like throbbing in my swelling in my breast Swelling in your breast it was there was like a mark like you look like a pimple or something on there. So dang anyway

I've been sorry. Yeah, that's the fourth person that's happened to you and I go well then it. Stop sending people through the gate. That's the fourth person. Got some angry wasps. Yeah. It's like bees will fly around me and I don't like it, but it doesn't seem like they want to attack. It seems like it's like, are you a flower? Like, ah, nope. Move on.

Like this was out stinging. This one didn't like, and it didn't even like kind of like, I didn't even see it come. Like it hit me before I even knew it was on me. It was crazy. I mean, beelined to you there you go very good the one time i've ever been stung i was at my sister's softball game in high school and someone else killed a bee like by smacking it above me and it died and just uh fell directly onto like my thigh really stinger down yeah and it stung me and just fell off my lap and then

the stinger was still my leg dead sting. Yeah Yeah, it was like a post-mortem sting It's kind of like when somebody like in the movie gets shot, but like there's God also goes off Like when you throw a grenade and halo, but you die Exactly yeah from the grave it stung me so i've never been stung by a living thing okay that's just me though um okay i have a few other things here one of them is that we have uh our our next door neighbors so so right now it's just a woman and her like high school son i could already tell today something was going on in there something's going why is there piping in

my parking spot so yeah that's right uh yeah the the kid that's yeah the high school kid's kind of a interesting guy but um there was like all of a sudden the other day when i was working and i have my headphones in i hear like these dogs barking i look over in that yard and there's three dogs just like rabidly barking having it out like looked like if they if they bit me i better go quick were they do a race for the cure barking at each other or at no they were barking at me oh no they were all on a team yeah yeah dang and they're like nasty looking dogs i don't know if you saw them today but they're like not cute little you know oh he's just not well behaved topper um so like and and you know of

course like the classic like owner kind of thing like she's like oh come on come, and you know, of course, like the classic, like owner kind of thing. Like, she's like, oh, come on, come on. Sorry. You know, they're, they're just like this because they don't marry very well. They have rabies. And I, I, I kind of just was like, oh, no problem. No problem. And she goes, don't worry. We're only going to be here a month.

And I go, oh gosh. Oh, yeah. This woman looks a lot like my neighbor. So I think they're probably sisters or maybe even she's the daughter i don't know um but it's this yeah it's a married couple with like two high school middle school looking kids and the middle school kids are out there in the backyard sometimes doing tiktoks which is hilarious like they have the ipad like set up on this like you know patio table and you see them like trying to learn all the dances really with an ipad yeah good for them um and yeah it's just it's just cat and whatever maybe i shouldn't say this but whatever uh

they're smokers and katherine thinks that's just like you would think it was cocaine you didn't want to live by smokers yeah like she's like they're doing did you see they're smoking outside mm-hmm tabaki i go i go yeah like what's the big deal she's like did you hear what i said smoking i was like they're gonna be here a month like it's not the end of the world but it is they are the dogs are pretty annoying to the point where i stopped being cordial i i just i pretend like or i don't even pretend i show them that i do not like their dogs okay i don't i don't say no problem anymore i just kind of i don't know i just ignore the dogs basically um that's about as me as i get you know i feel it'd be a hilarious prank hearing that about katherine it's just one day you're just out

working in the shop and you just have a cigarette dangling out of your mouth hey babe hey babe what you doing that's what i was just thinking like that would be great in the moment like rippin katherine smoking a heater a lot of our friends smoke and just try to play it off like i don't see what like i don't anymore but like emily smokes but like emily i know allison does sophie somebody's had a baby doesn't stop her one right after the other really you never know yeah most of our friends smoke oh and you could smell like you ever get in their car they try to like cover it up with air freshener but no but yeah a new car since gonna and gunner's getting into like harder stuff too like it's like it's not just in like yeah yeah whatever no that would be funny he's like convince her yeah she's like really oh yeah

everyone's everyone smokes everybody smokes our pastor i'm not gonna teach how to yet but i think it's soon she should know how at least the techniques yeah yeah i'd rather hear from me than somebody else practice with a pencil shouldn't have to inhale it so anyway that's that's funny um and then i have some news for us some sentimentally sad news jake okay um something died this week okay something near and dear to our heart okay something that we haven't thought about probably in the last three four years okay that's fine then but at one point we were on the moon about on the moon through the moon to the moon i don't know the right preposition there um

above the moon it's a little thing i like to call wind view oh i got an email that said win view is officially uh like whatever like no longer starting like next week or something no more win view so i think we've probably talked about this podcast at one time i think we definitely have um but somehow jake was like targeted for this ad instagram ad and it was the best four weeks of our life maybe nfl playoffs i think is when it happened they legitimately sent us checks in the mail for betting on not even betting on sports or i guess kind of but we didn't put any of our money yeah it wasn't gambling it was it was just we watched the games and there was like small prop bets like i can't remember exactly what it even was it would be like okay will the chiefs get two first downs on this drive yeah yes it's like you know three and a

half points no it's like 1.2 points you. It's like, you know, three and a half points. No, it's like 1.2 points. You can also do like the money round. Like you could like, Oh yeah. It would be like third and 15, you know? And it obviously you get way higher probability.

It's like, they will not convert this into a first down, but if you say they will, yeah, it's, or you could even like be more specific, like pass or run, you know,

just live betting without your own money was awesome. And for whatever reason, it seemed like no one else in the United States was playing. It was betting without your own money was awesome. And for whatever reason, it seemed like no one else in the United States was playing. It was like the Windview employees. Yeah, I looked them up on Facebook and they all worked at Windview. Yeah, it was awesome.

And so we won like almost every single week. Oh, that's great. It was like $150 every time you won. Yeah. That sounds sweet. It was amazing. It was truly like

this is too good to be true. And then we got checks in the mail. And then they did eventually, like, I think they still made it free. We've changed our format. You know, you had to win a bunch and you won like $2 or something. Yeah. But it was so much fun. It was.

That sounds really wonderful. So but no longer didn't somehow didn't last, you know, giving away free money for, you know, not make anything back. But I saw that and I thought of you, obviously. Yeah, that was good. We'll find something else. It's getting me excited. Rachel actually mentioned it to me, which is fun. Good.

Just good girl. You know, she was like, hey, Ghost Hunters, guillotine league's coming up. I was like, you bet it is. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait. That was so fun. It was really fun for me to those it is. VRGL. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait. That was so fun. It was really fun for me too, those two weeks.

Davis Mills. Davis Mills. I saw an interview. Hall of Fame. You know who Laramie Tunsil is? One of their linemen? Uh-uh. Yeah.

They go, what do you think of Davis Mills? And Laramie Tunsil just looks in the microphone and just goes, dog. Dog. And I was like, he's not a dog. That guy is not that good of a quarterback. Is he their starter this year? I think so. Yeah.

I believe in Davis mills. Dog. Dog. Gosh. I put it in. Davis mills. He's grown from last year to this year. What he's bringing to you guys.

Dog. I can't wait for fantasy football. Yeah. Anyway, that'll, that will be great. So I was just bummed, though, that Winifree was fishing.

Scott, give us an update. You're back on the pod. It's been a few weeks. Welcome back, Scotty boy. Hey, welcome back, Scott. Thanks, guys. Scott's been gone in Pennsylvania. I've been gone traveling the world.

I thought it was North Carolina. I did, too. I think because of you. Yeah. I played Jake. What state was it? I was in Pennsylvania and Ohio and ohio yep middle east um yeah i'll start this week had probably one of the coolest experiences of my life

and as you guys know earlier this year i got to go to the masters which was incredible but i think that this experience could top that the masters is a golf tournament it's not like a southern heritage thing you're saying this trip was a topper it was a topper i have a quick update on him too actually okay uh this week i got to go play golf at muirfield village golf club which is where the memorial tournament hosted by jack nicholas's every year brad you ever heard of that just then yep me neither i remember what i heard about that yeah looking back you're not super familiar with golf it may not mean anything to you but this is like literally one out in one

ear out the other hour to be honest it's one of the m is that right near field village yeah yeah it's one of the nicest courses on the pga tour and uh i was telling brad about this earlier but the coolest part for me obviously the course was incredible coolest part for me was playing with a caddy i've never played with a caddy before and that's got to be amazing it was amazing i truly felt like a pga tour pro it's like it's like a waiter for golf yeah basically and interesting yeah really you've been going all these fast food you know golf courses now you're sitting down yeah yeah silverware it was really. So we had our caddy. Each caddy carries two bags. And sometimes. What was your caddy's name? Austin.

Yeah. He just finished his MBA. He golfed at Ohio University. So he's a dog. Hey. He can play some golf. And I guarantee you, no caddy has ever been talked to as much as he was talked to that day.

Just because you were so excited. I was just so pumped. And I just was so curious about like, what is it like to be a caddy at this course? You're getting your money's worth. Yeah. He stayed entertained and busy. Yeah. And he was a really friendly guy.

Super fun. Uh, but yeah, just the feeling of hitting a golf shot and Jake, I feel like you can appreciate this too. Just hitting a golf shot and just handing him your club. And that'd be fun. And he's like cleaning it off for you. Oh, that's fun. When you get on the green, you mark your ball, toss it across the green to him.

He'll wash it off. Oh, clean it for you. That is fun. you get on the green you mark your ball toss it across the green to him he'll wash it off clean it for you that is fun over help you read your putt but yeah he would he'd coach me on like here's here's where you need to hit it this is the club you need to hit this is your distance oh if i had a caddy i would just feel like i'm letting him down constantly you know they're like all right you're gonna want to hit on the right side of the green it slopes down i'm like sir i am just trying to hit it somewhat straight yeah please lower your expectations for me i'm sure they've seen it all just tell me hit it somewhat straight. Please lower your expectations for me. I'm sure they've seen it all. Just tell me how far away it is.

It was so cool, though, because I just was asking questions like, have you ever caddied for any pros out here? I mean, it literally is one of the most prestigious courses in the country. Yeah, or any celebrities or anything. And he's like, well, I caddied in the pro-am for Justin Thomas. Oh, cool. He's like, mainly it's just a lot of bad golf. I was like, oh, okay. Because, yeah, yeah i mean most of the members there are that makes you feel good uber wealthy old guys gotcha probably don't

really have it in them anymore and so it was just kind of fun that was like he probably doesn't get to caddy for a young guy like me very often and i'm like halfway decent at golf so he's actually seeing some good shots yeah totally that's probably enjoyable for him. Yeah. There's a couple of shots I hit where he's standing behind me. He was like, Ooh, like just like really fun sounds of encouragement. Those are fun sounds. That's yeah. I was like, let's go, dude. Oh man. But it was, it was so fun. I mean, even like just the whole experience was incredible. Usually I you've seen me, I sometimes can get upset on golf courses courses but like snap hook a ball into the woods off the box i don't care hey this is amazing i got austin i still have my

i still hand my club to my caddy he still cleans it but yeah it was uh it was amazing and it was a little taste of kind of how the upper crust of society upper crust yeah this the guy that this the member there he's uber wealthy and you know he's like oh yeah i live in chicago in the summertime and jupiter florida in the winter he lives at like the same club as rory mcelroy does and well in the summertime and so yeah it was uh that was my trip this week it was it was truly like even at the airport that night i just was like grinning that was so cool yeah you're just thinking back on it looking back at the pictures like oh oh so you got a good one i only had like i got one picture of me coming up 18 fairway and i was i just was staring at it

is your background on your phone right now no when you said reading greens it reminded me i forgot to tell us when i was talking about baba earlier so when we when we played with him, he was one of those guys that, even for the non-golfers, you can imagine this. So usually you read a green just by looking at it. Maybe you squat down, you try to just literally look at the slope of the green. Okay, it looks like it's breaking to the right. Easy enough. But something I've seen golfers do ever since I started playing

is they will hold their putter up vertically, kind of in front of their face, and then they look at the putter like they're standing straight up and looking at the putt like this to read a green and i've always wondered what they're doing none of our friends do it so i haven't able to ever like ask anyone but i'll see on youtube i'll see other strangers do it and i finally felt like i had enough rapport with old bubba and i was like can i ask you like bubba i gotta know i was just like why do you what that what it's called no i was just i was so curious i was like why do you um why do you do that like hold up the putter and he was like oh i do that um it just kind of helps me

read the green i go cool thanks yeah yeah so i am nowhere closer than where i was before like why do you yeah why do you follow through on your uh jump shot like that like in that weird like way to your you know nine o'clock oh it just makes it go in so i do that oh okay so the term for that is called plumb bob plumb bob plumb bobbing yeah that's actually what it's called. And do you know what the, cause so I used to think, well, yeah, you just tell me what it is. So the theory behind it, and I actually do think it works.

I kind of just forget about it. Oh, here we go. He goes to Pennsylvania once and now he's plumb bobbing. No, Austin was telling me that you need a P-Bob more often. But you hold it up and I think you're supposed

to use your dominant eye and then based on where the hole is in relation to your putter, that shows you where you need to aim your putt. So if a putt's breaking right to left and you hold, you, you plumb bob and it should show you, you know,

like six inches out to the right. And then it, you know, it breaks. We'll, we'll try it next time we golf. You'll try it. I got a plumb bob.

It's, I don't really understand the science of how it works. I don't know if it's like how your eye looks at things or it's maybe based on how you're standing or something. But it actually like it's fairly legit. All right. Don't knock it till you plumb bob it. I guess. Plumb bob is a level.

Like it's a weight usually with a pointed tip on the bottom. Like it's like a scientific thing. And that's what a putter would be. Like a lever with a weight at the bottom. There you go. Yeah. Like whenever you're saying plumb bob that sounded like a like something a contractor would do like back before they had laser levels or something i don't know cool either way boba was no help thank you scott i should have asked a year ago when i first got curious it's like man

what are they doing when they do this it looks so strange do you guys want a topper update yeah sure we paid him a little visit at sam's cousin's house how much did you pay you paid a lot for him how much was that this was the cheapest thing we've done with him actually cheapest payment yeah yeah uh go ahead we went to visit him and uh we we hear a story from sam's cousin about they went out to eat like they weren't gone for a very long time. They just went out to eat. He was downstairs in his kennel, which is in a basement, probably in a room comparable to this. He somehow shuffled his kennel all the way from one side of the room to the other.

I like this. By the stairs. I like it. Carpeted stairs. Pried between the bars of his kennel, pried them open and then like ripped to shreds almost the carpet on the entire bottom step of their stairs wow while you were there no this was just like a

few days before we got there so we saw that we saw the carnage the aftermath was it kind of uncomfortable like yeah I mean Sam yes that's why we gave him to you for free Sam was like we can help pay for that I'm like whoa whoa whoa that's paid enough crazy yeah it's like do you take him to boarding school or like escape room school or something

i was like wait and he showed me the kennel i mean it's literally like he he took his paws and just went like jaws of life on this kennel he scooted over he plumb bobbed it that's i mean do you ever look back and like you need to like contact the trainer that you paid all this money for and be like hey you did nothing that's not his socks yeah or at least go on google and like review him and say they didn't do a good job yeah something it's it's hard to say because truly i have no clue what happened in those four weeks it was there which maybe that's also a bad. I don't know what happened. I had no idea what to tell Topper when he got home.

You know, like, yeah, I have no clue. So are they like overall though is spirits high for Topper? Yeah. Matt, Matt loves him.

Okay. Yeah. He's like, oh yeah, I love having him here. Like dude, that's crazy. You are built different.

I remember one time in the K-Life house, we set up a bunch of mouse traps. This is before Brad had showed us the light of the bucket treatment. But we had all these rat traps set up and we hear one snap in the middle of the night. So like, yes, we got one. And then when we go check it in the morning,

the mouse trap itself is gone. Yep, that's happened to me before too. Yeah, so kind of a topper situation. They get even just one leg free and they will scratch and claw their way back to their home. Isn't that amazing? Yes. Like how does the mousetrap itself also leave?

That would happen to you. Yeah. Cause like they have like one or two hands still free. So they like, they move away with the trap on them. But I understand like, like, I feel like mice can fit into tiny, tiny, tiny holes. Those, those traps can't. feel like that's what i'm intrigued by i feel like the the prisoner kind of you know makes the call like hey guys got caught

um we're gonna need to widen the hole just for the night it's like all right sound the alarm everybody wake up we gotta widen the hole we gotta widen the hole and it's like all right this should be good kind of john henry style we moved through the mountain all right that's good put it back close it up yeah close it up put the sheetrock back up and uh i think that's how it works okay that makes sense in the k-life house that's how they did it yeah it sounds plausible uh jake have you ever been stood up before um i don't know i don't think i ever had like Like by a woman? By anybody. Oh, no. Keyword. Dad.

It was Saturday morning, Jake. Okay. I'm just kidding. I was nervous it was going to be me or something I forgot about. Okay. It's a Saturday. Okay. I was out of town.

I was out of town. Good. Actually, yeah, it was, it was, I had plans. Have you heard of Vander Go goons goons yeah yeah vander galen um oh my gosh i forgot his first name now alex is it it's alex yeah i was like is it nathan for some reason yeah i've always his username is vander goon so i was just called goons him and aubrey magoon um he was like dude i'm coming through uh kansas city on saturday um would love to like meet up with you wow that is so nice of you thank you yeah i mean and to be fair first of all feel

free to message me and if you want to meet up in kansas city sometime i'm not going to guarantee that i'm going to either be available or say yes but i mean we had like he he has his own like you know contracting business he we have like shared uh advice back and forth so we have a little bit of a relationship okay okay okay um you know it wasn't just like oh yeah i recognize i'm a fan sure yeah um not that i would say no for sure that so feel free to message me but i'm just saying covering all your bases yeah i don't know i just don't want to i don't want people to feel like they can't, but I, whatever, set expectations. Anyway,

so he's got a little boy. You know, I've obviously got kids, but I'm like, I'm just doing this intermittent fasting thing. So let's not meet at Chick-fil-A like you proposed.

Let's just go to McLean's down the street. You know, Hattie's got a birthday party later. So it's just me, but I can, I can stay for this amount of time. So he's like,

okay, great. Let's do seven o'clock. I was like, awesome. early goons uh-huh gets the worms so uh i get there at 702 i'm like oh gosh god i'm not too late for this guy um i sit there and i sit there yeah i sit there what do you do next sit there dang and while i'm there a quick side note i'm on one of those like long tables that fits like four or five chairs right okay uh i think i'm probably chair three i'm in the middle okay you're taking up some spots i'm taking some group of eight comes in they're looking at you like no one else this guy for whatever reason um old people came like two different groups old people a husband a wife and a guy by himself guy but i was

in spot two i i correct myself um guy comes up sits in spot one and i'm just like okay right next to me right next to you and then right after that uh woman and husband sit in spots three and four whoa i think you could be in five if you want to whoa and i'm just sitting there not doing a darn thing not drinking any coffee just just waiting for the goose. Like a weirdo. And finally, I texted Catherine like 7.15. Like, he hasn't come yet. 7.20, I'm like, I don't know.

Maybe I should text him. I don't want to make him feel bad. 7.25 rolls around. I finally get to his DMs. I just go, hey, man, I bet you overslept. I know it's like traveling with the little kid. Like, no worries. Hope you enjoy Kansas City. Next time you're around, let's, let's connect.

Okay. Nice. You would kind of close the book. Like, Hey, it didn't happen. Didn't happen. No problem. And I, I even had doubts of like, maybe you went to the Ron McLean's and he's waiting on me. So I'm gonna text him, whatever. Um, didn't receive a response to it. Hadn't even read it. Oh. And I think I had read, I had sent him like something at seven 15 of like, Hey, are you coming? Um you coming um so i go home you know tell the story to katherine and i was rereading these texts and i was like you know um i'm excited to see where this story goes katherine's like let me let me just pull up the text real quick if you don't mind um i don't mind oh no case oh because you just got that new phone new phone wow look at you you intermittent fast for two weeks you get yourself a brand new phone.

Patreon's going to get bumping. I got a microphone on this thing that works. Oh, good. I post the videos. I edited 80% of the GeoGuessr video while at the, the Utah Chick-fil-A. Perfect. So it's almost done for Patreon.

Just haven't had a second free since then. I like the color you got too. Guys, Brad got a nice, I'll call it like, I don't know, cerulean colored blue phone. It like the color you got too. Guys, Brad got a nice, I'll call it like, I don't know, cerulean colored blue phone. Looks really nice.

Thank you. They just called it blue. Apple phone. I wanted the 250 or two, whatever, 56. I wanted that. And so they were like, we don't have black.

And I was like, okay, blue's fine. No, that looks nice. Sorry, let me. No, while you're pulling that up, that just reminded me, we are in Antelope Canyon. If you guys don't know, these like slot canyons

are really beautiful. The walls are like pink purple orange you know brown looks really cool and there's spots they're famous photographs people use them for like backgrounds and everything our tour guide is like all right if you want to like get this angle right here um this is actually used in the windows uh desktop background so i make some joke like i i have an iphone it wouldn't be right. It wouldn't be right and She kind of laughs and I was like Windows phone I could do it and and she was like, okay It seems like she gets the joke whatever I say you show me a Mac background and I'll take a photograph with it She's like what Macs don't make phones

I was like, oh no like Apple. She's like what I was like, that's the same. That's the same company She's like, oh, hey, it's a Mac logo.'s a mac logo right here huh okay i don't really follow the technology say that holy cow and that's an apple those air phones too right i was just shocked in this day and age there's still people like huh mac mac is out his iphone and now which one is apple then and who does the gimme out somebody else which one is Apple then? And who does the good mail? Somebody else. Holy cow. Okay.

Yeah. I bring breakfast back to Catherine. We're talking in bed while she's, you know, coaxing Rosie after a nice nursing. Nice. You know, I'm reading this and he said, Hey Brad,

hope you're doing well, man. I want to reach out and see if you and Catherine if she would want to come would be or would have any free time maybe to get some breakfast with my wife and I while we come through Kansas on our way home we're only going to be there for a couple hours on the first after we wake up so if you're interested maybe we could get some Chick-fil-A

as I'm reading this I say on the first August 1st and I was like which is crazy it's August already and she goes Brad it's July 30th not even close i told you i mean now it dates you you think yeah you think it's like a it's like a bit that i do where i'm like i don't know dates i was so convinced 48 hours off and i even said like let me see if i'm free like I said this earlier like oh apparently actually Catherine

or Hattie has a birthday party she's going to at 9 a.m. he's probably thinking what kind of freak girl goes to a 9 a.m. Monday morning birthday party yeah I just thought she was a raging alcoholic

and so that was for you Scott so finally I just yeah after I realized that I'm just like I'm such a dingus that's great

I just texted back i said oh my gosh today is not august 1st have i mentioned i'm awful with dates i totally thought you overslept or something uh so anyway we ended up connecting you did yeah monday morning we got together and dude it was awesome like it was so much fun that's a fun ending to the story yeah it was a really really fun time i mean we just learned about each other's lives and um yeah he shared a lot about his story and it was it was really cool i mean it's cool to hear um he's just a really genuine kind dude um and and he's punctual yeah yeah he was there before i was i got there at 703 he was already there and the first thing he's like dude this is so weird like that was

and katherine's like was he like a cool guy or was he like a fan and I go no he was cool he's not like there's a difference you know but he had his ghostwriter shirt on it said slaps different

oh cool and anyway he was just a super cool dude we talked about marriage and parenting and anything and everything in between so I'm gonna DM him right now

and just send him something so similar what you said hey man looks like you overslept no big deal just to confuse him did I make plans with Jake yeah what did i yeah but we like literally like like

i knew i had to leave at a certain time to get home so that haddie and katherine go to this birthday party and i mean we stayed to the last minute and as i was leaving one more thing came up about scott or topper or something he's like dude you need to tell scott that that story uh saved us from getting rid of our dog. Like we almost were about to get rid of our dog. And we thought, I don't think he said these words. I'm paraphrasing. But he's like, but we thought we're not that stupid.

He didn't say that. He was like, but we thought like, okay, we need to keep trying with this. I was about to start clapping. I thought you were going to say saved us from getting a dog. No, no, no. Yes, we helped somebody. He's got like a little 15-month-old boy. And, you know, this dog's a little bit rambunctious and like knocking over the boy and stuff.

And I think they were like, let's just get rid of this thing. And then they heard us like basically ridicule the heck out of Scott. And he's like, we're going to keep going with this bad boy. Talk to me in a few more months. And let me say one more story really quick. Right before we recorded down here in the living room, Isaac and his friends were watching Isaac and Spencer and Matthew. Let me just say their names.

Kind of other podcasts. They were watching breaking bad. And goons was coming back from a vacation to New Mexico to visit his brother. And I was like, honestly, the only thing I think of when I think of New Mexico is breaking bad. Dude, we saw Brian Cranston when we were there.

Oh. I was like, what? Yeah. That almost sounds crazy. They just got a huge statue unveiled. Thanks for ruining the story. That's awesome. So that's why he was there.

That is kind of weird, though. It's like, I'm trying to think what that would be like. I don't know, like seeing Jennifer Aniston in a New York new york city coffee shop it's like well you're not actually supposed to be here right that's what your character does yeah or something seeing seinfeld in the diner like yeah exactly seinfeld and jason alexander it makes too much sense oh yeah that's what brian cranson is just in new mexico yeah you go to like a random office building and there's you know steve carell just hanging out yeah boss people around a suit yeah it's like wow this is wild anyway yeah but yeah he was that he was in town for this unveiling i guess jesse and walt got these bronze statues up because like they did

a huge amount of uh they brought in a lot of money to their economy like this i know people go see the house all the time that's a little tourist attraction okay here's here's an interesting thing i'm not gonna spoil it i could have said do you know that it's completely repainted the house that's fine that's not what i was gonna say people would like yeah people would come up and take pictures of it and throw pizzas on the roof and yeah i've heard about the pizza okay i've heard about the pizzas on the roof awesome awesome do people actually live there and they were getting pizzas thrown on the roof yeah goons yeah an older woman lives there and people would come up and just throw pizzas and i was like and i think he said i agreed i was like they need to make a business out of it like hey

feel free to throw pizzas up there forty dollars for a pizza and then every single day you just hire somebody to go take all the pizzas down yeah you hire someone to make the pizzas and they pizza take downer yeah and then yeah yeah you also have the pizza business yeah you serve them the pizza hey come on hey come empty- the pizza. Hey, come on. Hey, come empty handed. We provide the three streams of income. Yeah. I think it's genius. And then at the end of the day, every single day, like sunset, you take a picture of, you

know, these 25 pizzas. Yeah. I have 33 today. Not bad. I think that'd be so funny if there's just a pile of pizza. Like one pizza, kind of funny. A pile of pizzas. Also, I don't know, from the customer standpoint,

I think it'd feel satisfying to be the only pizza on the roof. Yes. So it's like, you've got to like, the line to throw the pizza is actually like a half mile down the road. Okay. So that way when you roll up, it's like a perfectly good, you like, you know, you redo the set every time. You have a fresh canvas.

Yeah, it's like, all right, throw the pizza, admire it, take a photo, leave, get out of here. All right, take down the pizza, take down the pizza. All right, next one up. Right. Okay. That's how I would run it. I like that.

The pizza throwing business. I've thought about this for a while now. I've thought about this. Actually, I probably have a plan. Utah airport. Yeah. That's great. I have a quiz for you guys.

We're going to play a version of Wordle right now. Okay. Wordle. Do you see this drink I have in my hands? I know we've played Guess That Drink before. Lime. Lime. Apple. So we have a new one nectarine so hold on okay okay go ahead sorry you were staring at that thing i went to panera right before this um got recognized which at a certain point i got to stop talking about except like this is kind of annoying but it's just crazy this girl named zarya which is like whoa i saw i was watching your video today and i think that's so fun yeah just know that it's

never like well i hope it's not ever arrogant maybe a little bit in our heads we're like prideful about it but just know most of the time it's just like amazing and really yeah i think it comes from a place of like this is weird it's a it's we're just normal and you guys know us if you're listening to this podcast like you know that we're just normal people but all of a sudden sometimes people know who we are now. And it's just like, that's wild. It'll be a long time before I get used to it, I think. It doesn't feel like what we're doing is that significant or big enough.

Look at us. Look at the studio. Yeah, look at where we're at right now. Yeah, Scott's in a freaking lawn chair. Using a ThinkPad. Yeah. Ten feet away from you. Limoncello LaCroix.

Really? I thought it was six inches. But I, so I go to Panera. She recognizes me and we're having a good chat. And then Panera's got new drinks. I was like, oh, I love new fruity drinks. Yep. And so this drink right here, for everyone watching at home, it's like a light orange,

orange with a little yellow in it, maybe. A little chalky. Here's the only clue I'm going to give you. We're looking for the middle word in this drink. It's mango blank citrus. Okay, it is a four letter word. We're gonna do this like Wordle, okay? You're gonna give me a four letter word

and I'm gonna tell you like. Pear. Pear, okay. Pear, it's gonna be gray square. Gray square. Okay, gray would mean that letter is not anywhere okay yellow would mean it's in there in a different spot and green is like yabba-dabba-doo okay so the word pair gray gray gray gray oh

okay you get six rows, one row done. This is going to be harder. Remind me what you say it was. So I know it's hard to keep track of. It was gray. No, no, sorry. Gray. Oh, I thought you were being funny.

It was mango, blank, citrus. And pear was nothing. No letters. And we we spelled pear p-e-a-r scott did okay i did yeah just want to make sure it was actually could have been yeah no no p-e-a-r okay okay okay good for you um integrity um it's a gentleman's game okay lime no lime is a four-letter word but no ease mango pear what'd you say mango blank citrus mango blank citrus i have my next guess ready kiwi kiwi okay when you think about it it would be um you're not thinking about gray yeah gray yep gray gray sure wow sure two rows down it is a fruit no he didn't say that he didn't say that it could be anything

we were looking for a four-letter word between mango and citrus that categorizes this drink. Just do a four-letter word of any kind. Yeah, I wouldn't try to guess it. Yeah. Try to get letters. Smart for you, not me. Lump. Lump?

Yep. L-U-M-P? You know, he's the only repeated letter, all right? We're getting three new letters, Brad. It's so funny looking at Scott's hands. So Scott is using, I don funny looking at Scott's hands. So Scott is using... I don't know what Scott's doing. His laptop is on his lap and he's trying to still

use his hands to talk, but he's like, look, look guys, I'm only using three out of four letters of random. That's all I can see. They're coming out of his crotch. That looks so weird. Okay, lump. Venus flytrap over there. Come on, no, no, no. That's what it looks like. Okay, lump. Ready? Focusrap over there. Come on, no, no, no.

That's what it looks like. Okay. Lump. Ready, focus. I know what it's gonna be. No. Gray, gray. Okay, gray, green. Hey! Gray, gray.

Gray, we know the last one's gray. We got a U. This is fun to watch you guys have to work together through the tension scott and i were deca partners back in the day yeah we slayed that you guys are smart guys i don't even know what deck is so maybe that compliment doesn't mean it was a business uh organization oh that's fun did you ever do my pizza throwing business no you guys ever talk about that i want to be in the sports area and we thought we, like you had to like, you got the prompt

and you would do a pitch on it and we thought we had the best pitch ever. I think we got like seventh or something like that. We did not do very well. I feel like we felt like Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. We turned ship.

Yeah. No, I mean like, we were like, dude, we got, we played basketball together. We got chemistry. Like we got this. Pick and roll, baby.

You do this, I'll do that. We stocked him alone. Yeah, right. My gosh. Maybe we didn't do as well as we thought um okay blank you you is you is right okay yeah you have blank you blank blank um i'm looking at my keyboard here mango blank citrus, we've already used that letter. Mango.

Sorry. Mango. I really want to cheat and pull up Panera's menu. Mango. Mango. Mango. I don't know, man. I don't know.

Sorry. I'm just going to say the first four-letter word I can think of. Mango. Letters available. Let's see. Or if you have a word to go. We've already ruled out K-I-W-I. Thank you.

P-E-A-R. Here, I think it's helpful to know what you have left to hear. You've got S-T-O. You have N. You have B-Q-Z. Anything in there? V. Butt.

C. Mango butt. You want to use two Ts? Sure. Let's go. B-U-T-T. Let's go T- T's? Sure. Let's go. B-U-T-T? Let's go T-T on the body. It's not your turn.

Mango. Brad is not even giving it a second. Dude, no. Buds. Buds. B-U-D-S. Buds. Buds.

Good. Way to use new letters. Okay. Gray. Green. Gray. Gray. Green. Gray. Gray. Dang it. What? We suck again!

Mango mule. Mango mule. Mango. What would make sense? Mango turn. Mango. Mango. Mango. mango turn mango mango i only have two rows left here mango no you can't do e mango i was gonna say pure yuck no but we've already used k mango this is awesome mango

goons i'm just trying to figure out that first letter you can go turn no i've already used r take as much time as you need we'll cut some of this out no we have to get that first letter mango is f still on the board f is still on the board you go fuse fuse fuse we haven't used that oh he's not in there mango he's ruled out funk the crazy thing is i go to panera every single day and i walk past all those things really i even i even uh for a while was really getting those charged lemonades strawberry or the apple cranberry one this is a charged lemonade this is right next to it it is right next to it the cranberry because there's one that's like mint on the left, and then there's like an apple one on the right. Get the apple one sometime.

Dude, this one's great. Really? The cranberry blank citrus. It's right in the middle. Cranberry. Is that what I said? Oh, I don't know why I said cranberry. That's not in it.

Mango blank citrus. Almost ruined it. Yeah. But I didn't. It's not a cranberry. I just can't figure out if the you is like a you or You know, I think there's a seat. Yes. He's still on the board cubed Mango

This is ridiculous rush No, did we do we use those we used those letters? Used R and S. Awesome. That's not it. I think we lost the wordle. Let's go ahead and not give up so soon, Top. Top. Mango. T is still on the board. Mango. Zuku. Zudu.

Oh. Yuzu. Yuzu. How do you spell it? Not a D-U, it's Y-U-Z-U. That's a fruit though. That is correct. Oh! Gitzel! Oh, though. That is correct. Oh! Get some! Oh, it started with a Y.

Yeah! How did, how, just out of nowhere. Yes! Five seconds after he goes, I guess we lost Wordle. Oh, Yuzu. How did you know? I did say something. I'll give myself credit for very little of that.

I was like, Yuzu. What did I say, there's a little cage drink that I have is flavored strawberry yuzu. I had never seen it. I even typed in my notes and it was a red squiggly under it. It said, you've misspelled this word. I was like, make it up words. I googled it.

It's East Asian and also in New Zealand. It looks very much like a lemon on the outside. Well, it's tasty. And yeah, Y-U-Z-U. Zoo! Brad. You zoo. Zoo!

And it says it's a Japanese citrus lemon is how it's saying it on the video. Okay, so they drive on the left side of the road. Good job. I have another quiz for you guys. Oh, that one was so fun. Let's do another. This one should be shorter. Okay, question. i'll quiz next this is multiple multiple choice for you okay what did brad say to the children today so yesterday sam was serenaded with a song on the piano by who

huh a me okay b two members of the Backstreet Boys. Or C, my cousin Lauren, who sung in The Greatest Showman. I love the idea of it has nothing to do with anything. You just want to brag about your cousin being the one that sings Never Enough. Or C, my Grammy award winning cousin. Who do you guys choose? Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boys.

Sam was serenaded by two members of the Backstreet boys yesterday from cameo or what no so it's so random the connection cameo is a good guess kevin kevin with the backstreet boy he kind of had like the yeah strong goatee he his sister-in-law works with sam at their at the company she works for which she works for a small company yes wow so this lady's like their accountant and so her sister's married to kevin he also is like an owner of their their building that they work in and then for whatever reason brian was in town and there's a piano in the lobby of their building and whoa they were just there playing a song and sam just texts me and my mother-in-law it's kind of a random group chat

good group text yeah uh I'm being sung to by two members of the Backstreet Boys right now and we're both like uh video dude like what you're being sung to by two members of arguably like one of the top two biggest boy bands in the history of mankind. You don't even take a video of it? Wow. Kevin's in the commercial real estate game now. Good for him. I guess. Alright. So does Kevin live in Kansas City then? No, I think he just comes to visit occasionally. I looked up Brian Backstreet Boys Google Images.

The fourth one is a picture of Kevin and Brian together and Kevin's got a Kansas City Chiefs hat on. That's cool. Yeah, but Sam was so nonchalant about the whole thing i'm like are the backstreet boys dude you guys were playing piano for you like singing you a song that is really cool no videos no pictures no videos wow played it way cool she's too triple in that situation yeah yeah just took it took in the moment i just was i could not believe i was

like dude do you know how many women in the united states and across the world lost their minds and men i would have gone crazy you would have gone crazy for like go you train i was a big backstreet boy guy back in the day oh yeah we go use you for them for sure yeah um okay my trivia thing since we're going on that it's not really trivia but it's been something like kind of recently that i've done as kind of a social experiment i think you'd appreciate it jake cool is uh panera or hawaiian bros have been going getting their dole whips a decent amount lately dole whip you had one that was offered to say you don't ever work with program you get a free dole whip and rachel says you should do that and

i say i should it's really really good and i never do that was a lot of speech impediment jake you're going to watch for you if we don't have that was a tough one i don't want to listen to it back i'm sure i'm sure i made some mistakes no i understood it but i didn't understand that's a that's a hard thing to say. You join our rewards program, you get a free Dole Whip. That needs to be in the textbooks. Join our rewards program, you get a free Dole Whip. It's been a full day of content.

Multiple Gene Schwartz videos, girls videos, Correct Opinions podcast, this podcast. Join our rewards program. I'm a part of their rewards rewards program in the whole wide world biggest awards yeah as well as panera and maybe some other places i've given out my phone number anyway every single time these days i've been saying my area code and then my full phone number and 12 times out of 13 they have to ask me again for my phone. Like, what'd you say? No, that makes sense. You think so? You don't think you could, I think, I think I'm capable.

If somebody did that to me, I could listen and hear it back in my head and do it. Let's try it right now. Ready? Well, I think there's a difference in. Hey, okay. Last year in McDonald's worker. Now you're up for Hobros. You don't know what I was going to say. You don't know what I was going to say next. It could have been anything. It could have been anything. I hadn't finished my sentence yet. Who knows what I was going to say.

Let's do the quiz. Okay. So, can I get a phone number that you'd say? Then say, yes, you can. It's 913- 913. 549-0159. That was so fast.

That was too fast. That was too fast. That's my old phone number. Yeah, that's Scott's old cell phone. That's why I was like, I'm going to put my phone number. Can I get just a little cadence? Say three, then four, please. Please, Brad. I probably go a little bit slower than that.

Please. Okay. Yeah, it's true. It's 913-5490159. Okay. You say that's 549-0159. 549 said, and they all go, okay. You say that's five, four, nine, Oh one five nine, nine, one like, Nope. Five, four, nine Oh one five nine. And I told you the Catherine the other day, like thinking it was like this interesting thing. Like no one can listen to

more than three numbers or four numbers at a time. And she's like, yeah, that's a mean that you're doing that. Yeah. I don't know. I think that's hard. Most people are visual learners. That's hard for me to do. Really? Yeah. I just, I, I can hear it back in my head and I, I it's, it's kind of spurred from this like frustration with Catherine. Sometimes you've told me this before. Like she can't, yeah. She's like, whoa, slow down. Yeah. Where I'll tell her, like, like to me, I'm just like, just listen to the whole, listen to the whole thing, listen to the whole thing and then start writing like do you remember dol back in the day daily oral language uh anyway they had like our spelling tests remember spelling tests back in the day you do the words and then at the very end you'd have

to write out a sentence with like grammar and punctuation everything and uh like the teacher's like i'm only going to repeat this once or twice, you know? So the first time you're supposed to just listen to it and start writing after it's over. So that's why I always want Catherine to do. So I'm like, just fully listen. So the address, yeah, the address is, you know, whatever, one, four, seven, two, three. And she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay. You said you're like, yeah, just listen for a second. So that's probably where the frustration comes from. And so I'm like, maybe it's just Catherine. Maybe everyone else in the world can do it. No one else is doing what I'm doing at the drive-thru. Yeah. I think you were very talented at listening to things. I think it comes to singing. I think when it comes to impressions, you're very good at taking in information through your ears and processing it. Yeah. I don't know because I, I remember this is a quick, um, humble or just not even humble brag, just bro yeah i don't know because i i remember this is a quick um humble or just not even humble brag just bro you don't even know i remember there was a time in college well i don't

know why it was like a business ethics class it had nothing to do with this but our teacher wrote down 25 numbers on the whiteboard and then told us to like look at them and try to memorize it i don't know how long she gave us a minute or something and then he raced them all and then asked if anyone remembered the numbers and i was the only one in class who had it. Yeah. Because you just, you compartmentalize. I did five segments of five. And that was like what the lesson was on that day.

We're going to work on that. I don't know. Whatever it was. So there's a marketing technique to that. Yeah. Yeah. So I know that I have it in me. I can remember stuff very well like that.

Yeah. But I can't at all with hearing it. Really? So I think it's just like a type of learning. Yeah. You have to see it literally. Seeing it. Then it's like's like oh it's stuck in my brain but hearing it just scrambled anyway yeah it's a fun social experiment though yeah and of course yeah then i just when captain's like you're being mean i was like i'm not trying to be mean then i thought about it i was like i

guess i'm making the job harder in a way so maybe yeah but anyway i gave my phone number to a big fan at panera today unknowingly you know first she comes in she doesn't tell me number to a big fan at Panera today. Unknowingly, you know, first she comes in, she doesn't tell me she's a big fan yet. She's like, Oh, your words memorize. Like I got a phone number. She's a great, but the number and she's like, you're Jake from YouTube, right? And I was like, yep, you have my phone number now. Have at it. I didn't say that.

Um, I got a couple, just a couple of quick things, a couple of quick things, guys. Hey, quick things. One, I listen to podcasts and maybe I'll change my mind in a week, but maybe I won't. I think I might want to hire an accountant. If you're an accountant out there, holler at me. OK, DM me on Instagram. Not want to have a story up. Those are the parameters because I might not see it.

Second, fun thing. I told you this off the podcast. Still going to mention on the podcast. Isaac's been dating a girl. Her name, her first and last name is Rachel Panther. Rachel Koop, who I'm dating, played volleyball for the University of Northern Iowa Panthers. Kind of just fun fact that I discovered weirdly last night. If you Google the terms Rachel Panther Volleyball, the only results that come up are the two

Rachels in our lives. It comes up with Rachel Panther, who is a college soccer player, and her last name is Panther. And it comes up Rachel Koop, who played for the Panthers. I was so fascinated. I was like, I can't believe this. Try to find just three random words that you Google that only populate the two people sitting in your living room. It was crazy.

Yeah, the fact that they both are named Rachel and both play D1 sports in general. In Iowa. Rachel Panther, Olathe East High School. That's, yeah. Max Preps. Let's go ahead and give some more information about this girl. Rachel Fairbanks, it's so funny. Rachel Panther, Olathe East High School. That's, yeah. Max Preps. Let's go ahead and give some more information about this girl. I'm seeing Rachel Fairbanks, women's volleyball for Pitt Panthers. This is different.

This is a different Google, I think. Well, the ThinkPad, I don't know what it kind of pockets. You were doing a Mac Google. Yeah. Mac doesn't make laptops. Rachel Koop, you and I volleyball senior, mic'd up. Mic'd up. YouTube, I'm going to have to watch that video.

I'm sure there's some one-liners in that. There's a lot of Rachel Coop college content out there. Volleyball. Sure. Sure. Anyway, just a couple of quick fun things. Rachel painted volleyball. How it counts.

I'm done. Love it. One thing for me is Jake, other Jake, Jake Sampler. Oh, maybe I shouldn't say his last name i just did you google jake um sampler yeah it comes up texas roadhouse and my intern my yeah my guy that is working with me yeah intern whatever you want to call him apprentice um uh he helped me you know whatever the other day and there was a i had a big order going out to long island new york and i had this guy picking it up and you know like i I've talked about the movers before. You never know what

these movers and this mover was another interesting one. Okay. Um, his name was Jerome and I can go into all about the details of Jerome. He was an interesting guy. He was like, yeah, I'm going to be a few minutes late. I'm looking at potentially buying an RV. I'm building an off the grid RV. We didn't even learn what that meant because Jerome was weird in other ways. They seem always off the grid. Yeah. I don't know how that works or maybe. Yeah.

I didn't know. Yeah. I was like, I don't know, actually. What does that mean? Yeah. I didn't know if it was like a stationary RV that he's going to live in a

forest. And I don't know. I didn't ask any questions because we were distracted by a lot of other things. Anyway, RV is a great term. Jerome, like, you know, usually people pull up in like a pretty nice, big, like newer truck with a big trailer on the back.

Jerome pulled up in a 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee, which is not the best thing to pull a big trailer. Yeah, no, not at all. And struggled to back up the trailer, like gotten my ditch multiple times in my backyard oh and finally made it in and just was like there's no way that guy's getting in new york it's not getting to long island long story short his uh like trailer wheel fell off in new jersey hey i'm driving here i'm driving here what's this guy with the rusty wheel over here um no but uh all that to say the wheel fell off

yeah like how's that happen he sent me a picture it was like dented like yeah like at like a 45 degree he texts you hey brad my wheel is uh well let's just say it's off the grid so uh your table's not gonna get there for another week or so okay and off the grid wheel uh but the funniest thing to me so so jake this guy that i work with he is 18 years old nice and you know whatever yeah um but we're we're laughing about this guy you know like after we go to hawaiian bros afterwards give him my full you know phone number and they struggle with it and you know on the way back we're just laughing about this guy like what a funny experience this guy was i hope this all goes all right man and he's like yeah man darone

darone i was like what do you you think his name is jerome and you would have thought i said uh like a name from a like a foreign ebenezer he like yeah he was like he was like having to like mess with his mouth to even say it he's like Jerome Jerome like he's chewing taffy while saying it Jerome

have you never heard of the name Jerome he's like I mean I know lots of Derones I was like you don't know lots of Derones Derone

yeah he's like oh yeah Sandstorm by Derone where'd that where'd that axle fall off or where'd that wheel fall off your trailer He's like, oh, Sandstorm by Daron. Where did that axle fall off? Or where did that wheel fall off your trailer? Oh, over there on the Rhone. Just fell off off Daron.

On the fast drone. And no, he's like, no, I know a bunch of Daron's. I've never heard of Jerome in my life. Jerome? I was like, Jerome Bettis? The bus. Yeah, come on. And then I was like, Catherine, I got to tell you this story. With Jake there then I was like, Catherine, I gotta tell you this story. With Jake there, I was like, I'm gonna ridicule this guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that's what bosses do. Well, it shows you love him. And Catherine goes, Jerome's not that common of a name. I was like, yes it is! Take my side, babe! I'm like, come on! Two thumbs down to that response. I just... Whatever. I mean, Jerome

is a very common name, right? Yeah yeah i'm not shocked at all that his name is jerome here's the thing what after i said jerome met us he's like i've never heard of that guy and i was like he's on the office even like uh then i couldn't think of another jerome like jerome jefferson i think was you're just don't just throw last names around like that jerome washington from quick idea i feel like this is catching on the catherine thumbs down merch idea just two thumbs like this two thumbs down like very tepidly down something with the thumbs nobody by the way sorry um yeah i like that idea let's do it yeah he was like like he couldn't even like like you know how like there's certain words when you're

taking a spanish class you're like ah i just can't find yeah i think the word unfortunately in spanish is kind of a hard one for me. Website search, unfortunately. That's a fun fact. You just immediately know a word that's tough for you to say in Spanish. Desafortunadamente. Desafortunadamente. And so it's like- That is a lot of syllables.

Desafortunadamente. Like that's what I think he was trying to say when he was trying to say Jerome. Jerome? His name is Desafortunadamente. With a J? Jerome? It tastes is Desafortunado. With a J? Jerome? It tastes funny.

Yeah. It feels weird coming out. It tastes like I just ate a packet of Chick-fil-A sauce. You know, like what name in 50 years is going to be like David?

I mean, I've heard of Gay-Nib. You know, I have a bunch of guys in my graduating class, Gay-Nib. You know, whatever. I don't know.

Borat. Borat. Is that two syllables? Borat? Borat? Oh, he had a one syllable name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's weird in and of itself.

I love that you closed one eye to pronounce it. You're telling me that guy's name is Borat? You guys got to go on YouTube to see this. Bra? Oh, why I gotta... Why I gotta... I thought, dude... I thought there was...

I'm sorry. No one knows what just happened. I just jumped out of my seat. I thought a tarantula was on my foot and it was Brad's I just extended my leg a little bit oh my gosh because I did

why would a tarantula be just randomly found on your table I felt something on my ankle and I went Jake don't freak out that's no big deal and then I let it slide nothing happened and then Brad extended just a tiny bit. And I thought it was the spider moving up my foot. And I jumped pretty good there.

And then I saw Brad's foot. That abrupt movement reminded me of Isaac slamming on the brakes in the golf cart at Dove's Dread a couple of weeks ago. Oh, yeah. That was weird. I mean, just Isaac being Isaac. and he felt bad about it afterwards. Isaac and I were driving in a golf cart together. We're driving to his ball, and for some reason,

he just decides to like, I mean, we're going full speed. He's just like, we're going downhill, Scott's loving it, downhill to the fairway. And he just hits the brakes as hard as possible, going full speed. And I'm not expecting him to hit the brakes as hard as possible going full speed and so and i'm obviously i'm not expecting him to hit the brakes and so i just like i jump out of the cart to kind of save myself oh really yeah because i think i would have like hit one of the poles or whatever honestly i wrote bro you don't even know i reacted pretty quickly yeah but i think everyone else just thought i got thrown

from the vehicle someone else was like oh my gosh are you guys okay? It looked like Jake just got ejected out of the front of the golf cart. And then Isaac was just, he was like, dude, I don't know why. I'm sorry. I thought I was like the only one in the golf cart. Like I knew what I was about to do. I thought I was the only one in the golf cart. That was what he said. He was like, I just, I don't know. I was acting, you know, I, I didn't think about you being in the golf cart too. And yeah, honestly, yeah, it was very abrupt stuff. Outsiders. You just look like out of nowhere. I

mean, they're just cruising down the fairway and all of a sudden Jake just is like jumping out of the front of the car. Yeah. It was the same thing. Wow, dude. Dude. Yeah. It's spazzing a bit lately. We were driving from back from Kanab to Vegas two days ago. The trip is over. We're going back. I just got a big old cinnamon roll from a coffee shop before we left. It's like this coming nice road trip little snack. Didn't know I was going to be driving. Steve Coop just throws me the keys.

I was like, guess I'm driving back. And so I have this big old cinnamon roll. Like, well, I'm not just going to not eat the cinnamon roll. It's massive. You're comfortable around the family. Yeah. And we're on the highway. There's a lot of cars around. So'm like i can do this i lower the steering wheel i'm driving my knees even with the family around i i'm keeping it steady i'm like this is fine i don't feel like i'm putting anyone in danger i mean the cinnamon roll first few bites

no problem and then dude something happened where it was like it unraveled i don't i truly don't know what i would love to see some security footage of what happened inside of this car you know like the chaotic nature of like you ever seen like a cat video where it gets stuck in like a like a like a bag of chips i i have it that sounds fun okay let me think of something i can has bag of chips i know this story's not over that basically i mean in an instant i have like broke the fork, the cinnamon roll goes flying, but then I catch the cinnamon roll. And so, I mean, just particles.

Your hands are sticky now. Yeah. And just like it from just silent driving to just like, and then when like the dust settles, I've got cinnamon roll everywhere. It's on the ground. It's on the seatbelt. Everyone's like, what happened? And I'm like, I don't know.

I don't know. So I've been spazzing lately something's going on probably ever since isaac ejected me from the vehicle you get ptsd from that yeah um anyway you guys know the cat and the bag of chips for the youtube put in a cat in the bag of chips right here fine please please find a video of a cat a bag of chips for me. That's why I don't eat on the road, man. If that were me, I would have snarfed down that cinnamon roll beforehand. After the incident, Rachel said, why don't you pass it back here? She was in the backseat and she cut up my cinnamon roll for me.

So is she your girlfriend or your mom? I don't know. She pre-chewed it like I was 80 years old. She mama birded it to me. Instead of Spider-Man kissing, we Mama Bird. We actually Spider-Man sent him. Once again, you guys should probably check out YouTube

right about now. Oh boy. All right. Good night of podcasting. I think that's as good as it's gonna get all right let's uh let's wrap it up there let's do some reviews um mine says jake saying quote i don't want to get into it and then spending 45 minutes talking about it brad saying quote i love my wife and then making jake decide who should win their argument one of them i don't know where

this review is going actually give you going to give the title? Oh, yeah, that makes more sense. Underrated ghost runners running gags. That makes more sense now. I just started reading it. One of them screaming Monday morning when they get tongue tied. Jake getting noticeably angry at something he's been seeing on Instagram

that Brad has never noticed. That's funny. That's an astute observation. Like, you know what's driving me nuts? You're like, I've literally never seen that. Yeah, like so many things that you guys bring up for June Short's ideas. I're like, I've literally never seen that. Yeah. Like so many things that you guys bring up for June Short's ideas.

I'm like, hot girl walks? Never heard of them. Really? Yep. Okay. Okay. Brad voicing an irrationally strong opinion

that Jake has never thought about. And Jake ends up with the same irrationally strong opinion as Brad by the end of the episode. That's fun. Isaac hurting himself or bleeding for no reason every week. That's perfect.

Yeah. Just like, he's just asking for it. Brad and Scott giving off perfect grade school BFF vibes. Yesca baby and many many more so yes that was for two midwest best siblings um love just the list of underrated ghost runners running gags that's fun it's a fun review absolutely my review of the week is uh from july 27 to 2022 from ryan t jacobson this podcast is definitely what's up. Five stars.

I started listening to Ghost Riders a little over a year ago after catching wind of it from watching the first videos when the Gene Shorts channel launched, and I was instantly hooked. As a father of two young kids, I connected with Brad's hilarious stories about his awesome family. And as a lifelong Iowan, Iowan,

Iowan, Iowan. What's your name? Iowan. Iowan. I was so, is that how you your name? Iowian. Iowian. Is that how you pronounce it? Iowian.

Aaron? Are you saying Aaron with a speech impediment? Lifelong Iowian. I've never been to Iowian. I'm saying... Do you really not know? No, I know. Lifelong Iowian. It does sound weird.

I'm like on repeat. Lifelong Iowian. Iowian. Okay, so anyway, as I was saying, lifelong Iowan. I'm hearing Ireland with a speech impediment. Iowan. Where's Dublin?

My family's Irish. Iowan. As a lifelong Iowan, I was so pumped and proud of Jake when he bagged an Iowa dough. Iowa dough. Iowa dough. Oh, your husband died?

Yeah. I would though. Oh, I get it. That took me a while. I would though. I would though. I would though. Good.

You're good at those, like reverse injuring mad gabs. Dude, we're teaching Hattie. Sorry. We're teaching. I'm teaching Hattie nouns, adjectives, and verbs through mad gabs. And that's so fun. I would though. I would though. I would though.

I'm going to start that. Sorry. Let me just start this from that sentence. You wasn't, but I would though. Nice. Please, my podcast. And as a lifelong Iowan, I was so pumped and proud when he bagged,

when Jake Donald Trumpy there at the beginning of that no no no listen here okay they're great people up there I love their caucus great caucus they whip it out

talk about a chad okay as a lifelong iowan i was so pumped and proud of jake way back in iowa doe good both guys i'm not gonna both guys seem like awesome people awesome people i would enjoy being friends with. If I can't be friends with them in real life, then hearing about their lives every week on the pod is definitely the next best thing. After months of constantly referencing the pod with my wife, I wore her down enough that she started listening.

And now she's hooked too. All right. They're clean, positive, Christian-based comedy. F*** that. Dustin, do your thing. Sorry, I shouldn't do that for Christian-based comedy. F*** that. Dustin, do your thing. Sorry, I shouldn't do that for Christian based comedy. We love Jesus. Christian based comedy is the best, better content out there.

And it never fails to brighten up our day and uplift our spirits. We were so excited that Jake is coming to Des Moines. In Iowa. In Iowa. Coming to Des Moines with Trey in December and instantly bought tickets to the show. Now we get to spend the next few months

eagerly looking forward to getting to see Jake stand up in person. Longest review that wasn't that long ever. That's great.

If you're Ryan Jacobson right now, you got to be so pumped that we made all that out of your review. Iowans. Ryan Jacobson, I'm excited to meet you

and you will probably get to meet all of Rachel's family at that Des Moines show. Doesn't matter which one you're going to, I'm excited to meet you and you will probably get to meet all of Rachel's family at that Des Moines show. Don't even matter which one you're going to, I bet they're going to be there. Grandma,

Graham Graham? Oh, Graham Graham will be there. Maybe even Grandma Bonnie. You think? Maybe. Yeah. It'd be kind of edgy for her,

but it's cool, man. Oh, man. Brad, do you want to end this episode with a jingle? Yes, please. Who is this one written by? This one's by my boy,

Malcolm Forrester. Malcolm Forrester? Yeah I think he's a new jingle writer He has a cat Like a picture of a cat for his Gmail avatar So that's fun Gmail now which company Now who does that one?

So can you give me a little more More in the mix More in the mix Here we go so can you give me a little more in the mix more in the mix more in the woofer yep more in the mix here we go wow this is a good instrumental it's a good song man

Surfaces if you haven't listened to them check them out Jake just said they came out with a new song today it's okay okay spent a lot of time at Chick-fil-A Eating whatever thanks to Mr. James He comes by saying can I take your plate Suddenly Jake's dream girl came in like two feet Coming up to order Jakey stars toward her After planning out their lives

She turns around and says Hey Jake, I'm a ghostie I listen to you talk pickleball And live your lives Yeah, I am a ghostie Six months till you found both Rock, pick, or ball and live your lives. Yeah, I am a ghostie. Six months till you've felt both. Have wives.

Hey, Jake, it's a ghostie. This is fun. Jake yells over to Brad. Yeah, this is a ghostie. Brad says, oh, dude, not bad. Chick-fil-A and Chipotle Ola shuffles every day Listen up every Monday Look all the merch they don't ever give up

Every brand new soda isn't enough subscribe to patreon for lots more stuff james shaw's comedy is just a bomb so now i'm a ghosting

i listen to you talk pickleball in your lives yeah i am a ghostie And no Jake has Rachel, not surprised This was wrote by a ghostie Brad said to Jake two minutes ago Yeah this is a ghostie Jake now says on your feet, let's go.

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Yeah. He's making his own stuff. Yeah. He did write on the bottom here. He signed it. Tyrone McCullough. So I don't know if his pen name is one or the other when he writes jingles.

He's a 10 year old kid. And you have to be like, Hey kid, your parents at home. So you can email the ghosties for this guy. So maybe the, I don't know. Tyrone McCullough.'t know. Tyrone.

Tyrone. Tyrone. You said Tyrone? I know some Ty-wons. Anyway. That's where Nancy Pelosi went, right? Tyrone. Tyrone.

Very good. Yeah. Fun. Fun song. Good singing, Brad. That was great. Thank you. Thanks for being here, guys. Scott, thanks for joining. This is a fun episode. This is good. Good singing, Brad. That was great. Thank you. Thanks for being here, guys.

Scott, thanks for joining. This is a fun episode. This is good. Good stuff. Thanks for enduring the 10-minute Wordle game. Thank goodness Scott pulled Yuzu out of his own Yuzu to get that one. Yuzu! Great.

So if you're listening out there, thanks. Thank you, guys. Yeah, it's always fun. Always fun. I think by now the golf channel is maybe out. So check that out. Looking to Mootswings Golf. Waiting for that.

What else you want to look at, Brad? Scott Pickleball. Oh, Scott Pickleball. Doy. We're up to like 320 some odd subscribers. Whoa. Thanks, everybody, for the support. Exponential. Can't wait till I get recognized for Scott Pickleball.

Brad, do you have kind of a side channel coming or anything? I actually thought about it genuinely. Oh yeah. We kind of did talk. I think, I think there's opportunities out there. What did we talk about? We have very busy schedules. I don't know when we're going to fit in, but just like doing, um, I think you talked about

like a solo podcast or like a parenting podcast or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Ideas are easy. easy so yeah it's easy to brainstorm one of them was like i think it'd be kind of fun to be a little more serious and like talk about totally stuff i also have thought about like there's certain times where i'm like i have an idea for jean shorts but i don't know i think trey's gonna think it's too weird and so i think like maybe i should just make my own like hold up a selfie i got an an iPhone 13 now that has a good microphone. They were saying someone's so psyched. Like when they get a new phone, you never hear him say like the microphone.

Not even the quality. It was the weirdest thing though, because like I did a voice memo the other day, a Patreon teaser. I'm going to release one of the books that I read. I read a chapter of the book to Hattie. You got a few comments. People are kind of excited about the books. People are excited.

Very excited. Um, anyway, but yeah. And I've also been trying to do more reels on my, uh, Instagram page. I was cause creation. So check that out too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, please. Well, hey, fun. So Vayner goons excited for our breakfast tomorrow. I can't tell you how stupid I felt. No, I get it.

Like I've never done anything like that before. I mean, better to be two days early than two days late. I guess I'm just glad it's finally September. You know, it's like, yeah, baby. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. All here. Ghost hunters. We got hoodies. We got hoodies on falls here now. So check it out. Not. you know it's like yeah thank goodness baby oh my gosh yeah football's here ghost runners we got

hoodies we got hoodies on fall is here now so check it out not that's got you guys all right thanks for listening to us we appreciate you love you guys have a good week hey and hey if you're still listening to this go to bed you