Ghostrunners - 2025 Best Moments of Ghostrunners!

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

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Welcome, Ghosties. Merry late Christmas. Happy early New Year. We're right in the gap. Yep. And we are celebrating another great year of the podcast by showing you guys our best moments. Yeah. So this is the year in review episode where we're going to kind of show the year in review.

In review. Yeah, it's going to be sick. It's going to be sick. It's going to be tight. It's going to be really dope. might be trill. Is it okay to say that? Don't come crying to me

when you're like thinking yourself, dang this episode is bussing. Dang, dude. This episode is like whacking the good way. This episode's pH fat. P.H. Fat.

Yeah, it's off the scale. So hopefully the rest of the moments are better than this one. But I just want to say thank you guys for listening as always. Sorry, Time has got his hand up. He wanted to say something. Go ahead, Tom.

Yeah. Yeah, so this is going to be like a bit of just a compilation of like the best and funniest moments mingled with like other nice, fun, funny moments from the other times of the year. Back to you guys. That was like watching Mozart create music. Yeah. Oh. You know paint. Sorry. Happy New Year. That was like watching Mozart paint. Yeah. We're not using the mic. Sorry. What? What do you say? So what? I couldn't hear you. I don't know what a microphone is. Let's move on.

Let's go. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white meat too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost of a podcast. Everybody's morning will be taking around.

Ghost on a podcast. That's an horn holder. Yeah. Hey, Rachel, someone's here. Tyman? Hey. Oh, is someone cleaning our house? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. I forgot about that. Yeah, I will. Maybe explain what's happening in here. Hola! She's white. Oh, frick. That's so bad.

She's so white, dude. That's somehow worse. I know. I know. No, it's not. Maybe they think I'm Hispanic. That's right. She can't see you.

And that was a spot-on impression of somebody who speaks. That was so, I thought it was Molly Beck. I'm just like white blonde girl walks into her house, Brad. Oh. So good. Just kidding. It's a joke. Oh, that's so funny.

Man, Tyman, you're missing out today. Yeah, Tyman. Maybe one last question. a couple more. No way of knowing. What's the biggest animal you could realistically kill with a wooden baseball bat? The biggest animal I could realistically kill. People are going to love this.

It would have to be big enough for me, for it to be threatening my life. I'm not going to kill something. What about the question? Just to answer the question. I'm just saying I need to get into it. I really need to feel it. I need to feel it. So you wouldn't say a cow? Oh, no, I could kill a cow. A bull. You could kill a cat. Like,

you could you could emotionally kill a cow it may it sound like you couldn't do it emotionally with the point good point yeah he'd have to it have to be mad mad cow mad cow I kill I don't know no I don't think I could get it down with a bat why you sturdy yeah but the head is is where all

where it all comes around I'm really trying to imagine it I might be able to I mean the cow's head is kind of in the strike zone in like a nice high fastball there's got to be a spot on an elephant that you just nail it right and you're good you ever heard of the under tusk that's what it is that's what that you can poke it with a stick yes it's it's the mp of the yeah you need you need to trim your fingernails before you go under the tusk yeah the under tusk oh my gosh yeah if

you can't find the under tusk i wouldn't even want to try on an elephant that seems too big do you think you could take down a cow with a bat i honestly don't know how cows are behavior-wise Because you see, like, sometimes cows can get, like, mad and run around pretty fast and stuff. Yeah. I think I'd have to, I think I'd have to get to its head before, like, catch it off guard with the first blow to its head. Yes. Then I think I'm fine. That's good.

But if I swing and miss and now it's mad at me, then I get worried. Yeah, it's like killing a bee. Especially if it's like, if it's a bull. I feel like a bull would have horns or something. Yeah, I think we would, a bull would kill us, I think. Yeah. We'd have to go to a female mad cow. And would you prefer to be in a confined space or out,

the field. I'd like to have one tree nearby. To climb up. Because cows are faster than us. I've never seen one climb, though. They're faster than us. Yeah. That's, see, that's what I'm saying. I don't know behavior of cows very well. They're fast. They don't like to show it. They're not showing animals. You know, they're not like your prize, pigs, you're showing off. You show cows. Yeah, you probably do. You can. Yeah. I think. Anyway, I think I can take one out, though. Yeah, I agree though time you gotta get it's it's that first discombobulating blow that's what you need yeah i'll be very intentional about that first blow i think you nail her out of that i can't think of anything bigger than a cow cows are big whale shark maybe those are harmless you're telling me if i i think

if i'm into the water baseball bat baseball bat no no not much torque this way you strangle i'm like this oh you're poking slam it in the eye swim around you think the eye would kill it in the other eye Now it at least can't see. But even then, it's tough to slam in the water. Yeah, you're losing a bunch of torque. Okay, but I'm picturing... You got Steven Swick, doggy paddling next to you. Like, come on, timing.

I'm picturing, yeah, that I can... Like, if I'm going short ways or, like, torpedo style into the water, I could get a decent amount of... I don't know. I think a whale shark isn't really fighting back. They are huge. I was going for big animal. Yeah, good job.

It's that biggest animal, right? Whale shark eyes are about the size of a gallo. I mean, that's pretty perfect for the end of a bat, for the knob of a bat. Yeah. You heard about these new bats? The torpedo bats? So interesting. Yeah, it is.

It's probably illegal by the time this comes out. You think so? Maybe. Yeah, no time. That's a bad answer because they'd swim away too fast. Okay. I think you used the bat to choke them. Let me look at a whale shark.

Can you choke a shark? I thought a whale shark was like. They can't breathe underwater? I don't know. Well, maybe you choke them in a different spot. You plug their blowhole. Holy cow. With the bat.

There it is. Yeah. You plug their BH and now they can't breathe. You play my be a hole. Do they have gills? Have gills, right? And a whale shark. Is it a whale or a shark?

It's got to be a shark. I'm going to Google Sharks Gill's question mark. Looks like I just typed in Shane Gillis. Gills allow fish to take an oxygen. So you got to plug the gills. No, I don't like, I don't like my answer of whale shark. I don't like that time. I don't think we can do it.

I'm going Bessie over shark. All right, cows are answer. Other large animals out there? Well, well, sharks are big. That would freak me out. Do seals get bigger than cows? I don't think they do. Manatee?

You get manatee on dry land? Oh, manatees feel pretty harmless. Try to remember the difference between manatees and seals. Seals are slipperyer. That's the main differentiator. They're small. Holy cow. Manatees are not.

I picture them rough. That's what I said. Seals are slippery. Yeah, I'm an idiot. I thought you some manatees. the biggest seal is the southern elephant seal now we're talking oh these are the ones in planet earth that kept falling off that cliff yeah gross noses wow a southern elephant seal looks too much like a person i couldn't do that yeah it kind of looks like a like a closely like a cartoon

closely resembling like an overweight friend that you know it's like if someone superimposed my face on a baked potato like this is what it would look like so no thanks all right well I think cow it is yeah terrain

yes it's not torrent remember bit torrent bit torrent yeah Catherine would never Catherine I don't even know what you're saying could never yeah

your word is embarrassed ooh that's a tough one for me everything coming your way is gonna be double letters so just strap in

Oh, so they're all double letters. E, hold on, where are we? Okay, camera one. He's good, he's good. E, M, B, A, R-R-A-S. No. She's so pure. No.

Doesn't he want to spell it. E-M-B-A-R-B-U-T-T. In bare butt. You missed at S. I think there's another. Did I. You got the hard part. I feel like the two R is, is the tricky part.

Spelled in bare. No, but I got, I know, you are right. I got to the end. And I was like, I don't think there's one S. That doesn't seem right. Two. Two R's and two S's. So how's the end?

Like the last three letters? E.M. Oh, I get your joke. No. Stop it. What is it? How's it end? Stop.

Time. Trin Oliver is now the newest employee of Jake Triplett's Law and Incorporated. Yes. Olipop. And so I said, hey, you're trying to hit the yard a couple days early? Maybe while you're here. I said, I can unlock my car. you get in and

the unlocked the car thing don't trust that Oliver I'll just say that right now remember that happened with me you're like I'll unlock the car and then it wasn't locked it was locked really I don't remember that I was getting some paddles from you you were in China oh yeah

some of those things was like this is wild I can't believe he's unlocking his car from China that went in there and it was like oh it's locked yeah that was annoying I'm sorry that didn't work China anyway unlock the car for Raleap Anyway, I didn't even see that Oliver had texted me back being like, I don't know my mowing stuff, but I'll come do it. No problem. Next thing I know I just see like a text. He's like, I'm here. Like, dude, dude. Nice guy. All right. And so he just came over my house. I don't even know where he was, how inconvenient it was for him, but he was just at my house with his sister in my car, in my car. What was he? He was putting the bed frame in your car? The bed frame, not in the car. Just like he used the garage opener and I put it in my garage. It seems like a big old frame. And you want it in your car? Yeah.

Got it. Oliver's the best. Yeah, I know. It was so nice. I think sent them 10 bucks. I was like, go treat your sister with some ice cream.

Obedient guy. Seven minutes later, I got a selfie from them. They had ice cream cones in their hand. What kind? I didn't actually recognize it. It might have been Dairy Queen. Fun.

Yeah. Dairy Queen is underrated. It's not even a drive-thru around here. He had to get out just to get ice cream. I'm really trying to make Oli-pop the nickname Stick. This is the third time of saying it. What are you guys?

What are you guys? It's the name for Oliver? Huh? Because. Guys, it's Ollipop. Because he, Oliver likes soda. Does he? Probably?

Yeah, Ollipop. Yeah, it works. Olly soda. Ollipop. It's what he's known for. Is this the first Oliver, are you known? First Oliver, are you known? First Oliver, I know.

I can't think of another one, so maybe. Let me look at my phone and see if I have any. I left my phone in my house. Did you really? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Ollipop. Anyway, nice guy.

probably i'll check my phone i have it right here um oh oliver kelly who's that can't really remember but i remember his name after i said i was like wait who is it couldn't tell you the thing about i think he went to high school with me or something wait i have oliver kelly in my phone okay who's oliver kelly well wait what's oliver's last name kelly kelly oh that's howly pop i was like brad this is like a pretty convincing bit you're doing Oh, that's because his name's not Ollipop.

Ollipop. I'm embarrassed, brother. Sorry, Oli Pop. That's embarrassing for us, Olipop. I'm going to put edit. Should I do it at companies, Ollipop, or should I do nickname? Do I have as many as you can? Okay.

First name, last name, both Olipop. Company, Oli Pop. It just says Olipop, Oli Pop, any time you text them. Email, Ollipop at gmail.com. pronouns allie slash pop home page URL ollypop ollie dot pop

dot mowing.com birthday month year can't can't do that one allie pop hey I have all for calorie my dude it did it

I was like I was like oh yeah first of all I go who is Oliver Kelly and you go oh it was two for my high school I was like I was like I was thinking Matt Kelly I was like about Kelly

who's not from your high school No, there's another guy named Matt Kelly, I grew up with. If we do it around a catchphrase, can you get at least two? Oh, my gosh. That's kind of... That's a deal breaker. Yeah, that's bare minimum. Every time that people are like, okay, so this is a thing that you do this with, and like, they explain the whole thing.

It's like, just tell me the word. Like, give me, give me an idea. Microphone. Microphone. You speak into this. Oh, speak, or speaker, or no, you already said that. Microphone. Yes.

Give you another one. scuba snorkel snorkel the word snorkel okay you breathe out of it when you swim snorkel is this okay will be will people get mad at me for doing they would get mad of you okay all right give me yeah please no actions um the well i don't want to describe it crown molding crown molding okay first words what a queen wears on her head tiara no um like it's a movie it's a tv show on netflix the the crown yes and then the last second word is like, oh, we have this in our basement and it stinks really bad and it makes black mold, crown molding.

Yes. Just describe the words. Don't say, okay. So you could sometimes use this. Yeah, they say like the super generic like, okay, so it's like a decoration in your house. All right. It's in like fancy rooms, maybe on the ceilings, maybe on the walls. Now show we, yeah, let's do a bad version of catchphrase.

Your word is Sprite. Okay, so this is a drink that. black people like. Coolate. Uh, no, um, I'm trying to think,

uh, it's, it's green sometimes, I think and, uh, like Jones, green Jones soda? No,

um, it's a green drink. Green Koolate. No. Okay. So like, imagine like you're really thirsty. You need a drink.

It's got, it's fizzy and you would, you would want to, you'd say, oh, I really could go for a, I don't know, I don't know.

Sprite. Oh, ooh, boy, do you, I want, come on. Come on, come on. All right, Brad, I'm going to text your word. So now Rachel and the audience can play together.

And you're going to describe it badly to Rachel. Okay, badly. Okay. Okay. All right. Texted to Brad. All right. Three, two, one, catchphrase.

Okay, you find this in your house. You find this in your house. No, you find this in your house. It's not going to be on the ground, though. It's going to be, it's going to be, it's like, every house has it. Every house has it. Every house has it. A door.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. You're on the right track. You're on the right track. Stove, oven, with one of those two things. Microwave. Okay. Every house has it. They probably, I would say, I'm trying to count how many I have in my house. I probably have. I bet I have it have 14, 15 of these things. And your house has it too. I guarantee you. Cups. Some of them are square. Some of them are circle. Back to picture frames. No. Every house has it. Every house has it. Every house has it. Use it a sentence. Oh. You too did. Toilet. No, no, no, no. No, no. Every house has one, though. Just like a toilet. A toilet?

Toilet paper. Oh, you went to the toilet. You went poop. What are you doing in there? Shut the door. Yes. Window. Oh, no.

Every house has it. Every house has it. Every house has it. You're so close. Think of your house. Think of your house. Think of your house. When you fart, you would say,

wow, that was Jake. Wow, that's Jake. I didn't know. Okay. Every house has it. And then what if, okay, let's think about like, oh, I came home from a hard day of work. What's the first thing you touch in your house? Couch?

Every house has it. No, every house has it. You walk into your house and you say, I'm so glad to be here. I'm so glad that I have this that helped me get inside of the house. Door handle. You're so close.

Every house has it. That was easy. Every house has it. Obviously. Door knob. Every else has it. Oh, man. Every house has it.

And with me, I'd be like, you enter into a room through a door. okay and the thing that like the handle on the door door knob yeah we get it every house has it rachel would you like to try one which way am i giving the clues i'll give you let's see that let's see the clue and you can either choose to go three words or less four words or less okay or or ridiculous okay okay wait so do i have to pick before it's texted me or after give me five words or less this one your time five words or less yes starts the now slithering gross animal yep got it oh yeah we could have got one slithering slithering

slithering and the griffid door hubbub all right now you have to do it to really hard way okay a hundred words or more okay is your challenge so if I get it within a hundred words I win yes all right three two one every house has it every house has it every house has it Roof, roof. Close. I mean, these will be under the roof, definitely under the roof. Windows. In one of the rooms in the house.

Maybe in like a game chest. Okay. There's a lot of them. You get home from school and you're like, guys, you want to come over and you want to play. Dice. Dice isn't close. Yeah. They're not involved in this.

Yeah, yeah, you're pretty close with that. Porn knobs. You got a couple of them. There's a couple different characters on them. A couple different characters. Books. There are some books about this. Yeah, there's definitely.

That's the two dragons. Um, yeah, kind of some creatures like a dragon, but not, yes. But there's a lot of them. Yeah. Every else has it. Every house has it. Every house has it. Every house has it.

You want to do one, Jake? Sure, text me one. Both of us. And you have to do both of them together. No. I'll tell. You got it? Go ahead, Rachel.

Every else has it. All right, audience. Play along with this one. Okay. When does my time start? Your time starts, no. Let's see. Oh, okay.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. We take my headphones off. Go, dude. This one's good, this one's good. Go! I love these. I think, who doesn't love these? Candy, like, universally, like.

Pizza, dogs. I could see more of those. No, no, you, um, you don't touch them as much as you see them. Oh. Everybody likes them. Everybody loves them. I think they are native. Hmm?

What? I really love the way you're looking at me Rachel Okay, what was my exact phrasing? You don't touch them as much as you see them I didn't mean to Every else has it So these are

native to I don't know where exactly But like certain areas No certain areas Certain areas have them like for sure Like they obviously are gonna like Pomagranes No but they do

They grow like those. They grow like those. Flowers. They're awesome. They're in like the... Flowers. No, sorry, I didn't hear you, but no. Yeah, I wasn't telling you no.

People love that, too. Flowers! No, dude. Kidos! No, it's very true. Sometimes a shirt would have this on it, but it doesn't have, obviously, it doesn't have to. sleeves.

No, no, no. Sorry. No, this is like a, it could be like a diagram. You could do clip art out of this. This is something. Dude, you love these. No, I love these. Oh.

No, yes. Yes. They were in San Diego. I was just there. They had them. H-TMI cords. No, no, no. They're outside. They're outside. Outside. And they're native to areas. Native H-T-MIs. So I know they're in San Diego for sure. Parakeets! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Palm trees. Paltries. Yes. Palm trees! Out of nowhere. Parakeets got me there. It's on my eyes light up.

Oh, well, that's fun. That's fun. I forgot to tell the story, but a couple weeks ago, I actually, I was in a burning building. My whole house caught on fire. Oh, my gosh. The whole thing crumbled beneath me. I was the only one in the house and thought I was going to die. And then right when I thought I couldn't take it any longer, there's an outstretched hand, firefighter, someone, I don't know, guardian angel, they reached out and they grabbed me.

They pulled me from the wreckage. They get the flames off of me. I said, thank you so much. You saved my life. name. And he said, I'm a, I'm a good rancher's farmer. Really? I just wanted to help. Yeah. Oh, my, what a hero. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy. You said good ranchers farmer. That's what he said his name was. Yeah, dude. Just the other day, I was riding my BMX bike. Yeah. And riding down the street, and there was just a natural ramp. I was like, I've never met a ramp I didn't like. Yeah.

And so I just, I stood up while I was getting some speed going, flew up, and natural mill momentum, you know, pretty top-heavy guy, just flew right over the handlebars, skinned from kneecap down to ankles. Gross. Yeah, it was, it was rough. It was just a bad scene. I passed out. I passed out.

And when I came to the only person that was looking over me was this just rugged, caring, intentional, full of integrity man. And I said, Dad? he's like no it's me a good rancher's farmer really yeah it was unbelievable i my my leg still hurt but i felt a lot better in my heart last month i was at the trump inauguration are you sure you want to tell this one yeah it's fine yeah it's fine no it it'll it ends up fine okay and it was cold and it was it was a long day um but i got distracted over on the the side of the kind of the lawn we're at, there was a, there was a magician performing.

You know, I love magic. You've always said that. Yeah. Yeah. And he was doing simple stuff, you know, rings, you know, wands, playing cards, up close magic. And then he said, you want to see me disappear? I said, yeah, let's see it. Before my eyes, he lifted his cape. He disappeared in front of me. There's a little towel. on my shoulder behind me. I said, who goes there? He said, I'm a good rancher's farmer. What? Wow. Isn't that crazy? I mean, yeah. I don't know if I, I don't know how you can top it, but I do have one more. I, I, this is the one you text me about. Yeah, I don't like, I'm kind of embarrassed. I don't talk about it a lot. It was before I met Catherine. It was before

I met Catherine. So just know that going in. It was before I met Catherine. I was not married. I was a single man, but I had an addiction. Addiction to the pipe. Sorry. The windpipe. I was a surfer out in Kauai. People say Maui is the best for surfing. Not in January.

They haven't seen, they haven't seen, they haven't seen the pipes I've seen. I'll be honest, the moment got too big for me. I saw a wave that I couldn't pass up. People were yelling, don't do it, don't do it. You're not very good at serving. You're not that good. Yeah, they were, they kept between the top heavy thing, right? Get out, your top heavy.

Remember what's going to happen to you in 30 years when you skin your knees really bad? I was five years old when I did this. Yeah, I was definitely before Catherine. Man, I wiped out. I saw the bottom. I saw the coral. I saw the reef. I saw Ariel down there.

Honestly, I mean, maybe it was a figment of my imagination. But when I came up, I thought I was just being come up by, you know, buoyancy, top heavy. No. Well, it turns out I was being lifted out by a man in full flannel, chaps, and some just beautiful cavender boots. And this is off the coast of Kauai above the reef. Dude, I know it sounds crazy. That's why I don't like talking about it. Yeah, okay.

You're so weird. that's what happened man and this guy pulled me on the shore dude they're one of the most kind of things and then he said hey don't worry about paying me back today but just know someday you're going to want to think a farmer think a good rancher's farmer couldn't talk at the time yeah it was only five um i said i just nodded my head and i remembered that for the rest of my days. So now you've been giving the opportunity. And I'm trying to, you want to thank a farmer today?

I would like to thank a good ranchers farmer today by supporting them and buying American meat delivered from good ranchers.com. That's right. Thanks for letting me. Thanks for, thanks for being so supportive of that time. And yeah, Jake, it's hard to do, it's hard to say. No one likes, it's, it's never fun to hear a WP story. Windpipe.

That's right. Yeah. But they have to be said. It's how we advance. as a society. Thank you. Talking about the hard stuff. Thank you. And so today, if you're out there listening, don't, you know, don't take it from, for me. I'm not even talking right now. I'm, I am a good rancher's farmer. We all are good ranchers farmers, you know? Wow. Wow. Yeah. And so, heed this. Okay. When I say 85% of grass-fed beef is imported. Heed that. Heed this.

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please support them. If you don't support them, then we did all that for nothing. And when I say we did all that, we went through all of that. And I don't want to go through it for nothing. Yeah, think of Brad Shenz. Yeah, thank you guys. Thanks. Thanks.

The rangers.com. Thanks. Cherokee C. American Mutilar. On correct opinions, we have the sponsor that's like a kind of a blood work, you know, biomarker or whatever thing. And so I went and finally did it, you know, because they test like all these biomarkers or once in labs or whatever so i go in this was like this week this was a couple days post

cupping i don't know if that relates or not but anyway they said like you need to fast leading up to it and in the morning of drink a liter of water coming into this okay seems like a lot and they start taking blood out of my arm more blood more blood she takes 12 vials out of one arm and then she goes for a 13th and there's like a needle in my arm and she's like poof we ran out of blood what do you mean holy cow

so she's like make a fist so I think it's like my fault I'm like squeezing harder I'm like sorry let me try this fresh out and I'm watching the tube which is not filling with blood she's got a needle in my arm

which is not filling with blood I'm like hand over my chest my heart's beating me out hearing about this where did it go You're like, make a fist. You're like, don't, Jake, stay with me. How do you know, Garrett Gibson?

Yeah. That was somebody else. Sorry. Jake. Jake, we have one more vial, Jake. I'm fine. Everything is fine. So I'm just watching her not be able to get anything out of my left arm.

Struggling. And so she's like, all right, we'll try the right arm. So we go to the right arm. More vials out of there. I had blood in my right arm, because it's not my left arm. So it was all good. Wow. I don't know how that works, though.

It's like, I did what I was told. I drank a liter of water. Yeah. That's got to count for something. It counts for a liter. A liter of water and that's got to go into the blood. It's one for one. Yeah.

However many water, like it's like, hey. Water turn of blood. How much blood can you donate today? Well, I had two gallons of water. Okay, it's two gallons of blood. Let's go. I'll put you down for two gallons. Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump,

make a fist for me. Yeah. But yeah, that was odd. I didn't, I guess I haven't looked up. haven't Googled it. I was just like, I guess that's just something can happen. You just run out of blood in one arm. You just move on to the other. So I forgot about this. So the you all was fine. I was getting used to it. But near the end, like once I got to South Dakota, the speed limit changes to 80 miles an hour. Look out. So I try to up it a little bit to like

70. And the roads in South Dakota were just very mildly bumpy. Like if you're if you're in a truck, no problem. Like you would barely even notice this. Yeah. But, Let me, I, I sent this voice memo to Isaac. Let me play this for you. I'll just say, Isaac responded with, I can't believe how bouncy that sounds. All right. I slowed down to 68. That helps a little bit, but it's still pretty bouncy, dude.

Not as bad, though. Don't be feeling good. So that was actually the second one. I think this is, you know, This first one, he goes, there's no way this was real. Bro, how bouncy are these roads for you? Like, listen to my voice. I'm just going to try to say the same note over and over again.

See if you can hear how I'm bouncing in this floor right now. Going 71 miles an hour. Oh, my God. like consistently bouncing. I don't think it. I don't think it's just because I'm going this fast. I feel like it's the roads being bumpy combined with my truck. Are they crazy bumpy for you too?

I don't understand why it's doing this. And every once in a while, I'll hit a patch that's not bumpy anymore. I feel like I'm on speech jimmer. I was going to say, that affects you more than speech jimmer does. that's crazy you have to be really bouncing to it affect your voice dude you'd be really bouncing for probably give or take two hours like oh my gosh like like i said every once in a while you know sometimes like you go over a bridge and it like sounds different on the road when you're driving yeah so every once in a while i got like a little solace from it oh yeah the i mean it was just like

you kind of hearing the voice memo like the keys were clinking up against the like steering wheel that's so bad all right so let's let's transition from the flights thing because you said flights and that made me think of the shutdowns and everything. So Jensen last week, timing, um, he talked about how he was interviewed in Omaha, uh, for this news story, local news story about the like government shut down and how the flights are, you know, getting canceled and stuff, you know, heard about this. Um, and he, you know, a Jensen is hard on himself sometimes. And he was like, man, I just said like, yeah, they're, it's great that they're doing this. And I don't know what I said. And I was like in my

head I was like I'm sure it wasn't that bad dude and in my head I was also like they probably didn't even use your sound bite like his Isaac McDonald also got asked to be on the news and he I don't think his did air okay so so timid will you please if you have on if you're on the Bluetooth will you please play this uh play play play the actual oh I don't know if the link ever went through I'm gonna see if I can send it again um did I send you the link I don't see it weird I'm going to see if I send it to you personally. It should be under a very... That's weird.

I send it to the group chat. It didn't send, but then I sent it straight to you. Do you get it? Yes. I see it now. All right, here it'll. Some travelers are choosing to think optimistically. One man coming from Ohio believes the flight cuts are a good sign.

I think that it's going to force some decisions to be made. I mean, whenever you put pressure on people to make decisions, I think that it comes from a real place. So I think at the end of the day... it's like, this is going to produce something. You'll put the airport for a just travel. Oh, just why did they use that? I think when people have to make decisions, I mean, that comes

from a real place. And the smack halfway through, you know, I think you know, I sent you just the soundbite. Can we just listen to just Jensen a few more times? And if you're just listening, he is in Ghost Hunter's merch. Yeah, he's in good boy hunting club. Okay, here we go.

That's are a good sign. I think that It's going to force some decisions to be made. I mean, whenever you put pressure on people to make decisions, I think that it comes from a real place. So I think at the end of the day, it's like, this is going to produce something. Yep. I can't even like listen to my eyes open. I cringe so hard.

I was like, there's got to be some good memes that we can use that sound like for. I mean, it's like if you have a vice presidential debate or something and they don't, they don't know the subject that they're asked about. Yeah. I think it's a good thing. comes from a real place and, you know, decisions. It's forced to be made

and it's going to produce something. Just saying a whole lot of nothing. A word salad. I texted him. I was like, you sound like if a fortune cookie were a person. That's what I think of when I think of this. Yeah.

Just like absolutely nothing. And the fact that they're like, they're watching the clips that they get from all these different people and they're like, that's our guy. We're putting, he's the only one that's interviewed in that whole story. They didn't even use anyone else.

No. Yeah, she got in there, this girl. Yeah, I got my interview. Let's get home. Played a good time. It's just unbelievable. Jensen, the Republican from Ohio, how do you feel about,

you say you want lower taxes, yet you want to pay teachers more, how is that going to work? It's going to force some decisions to be made. I mean, whenever you put pressure on people to make decisions, I think that it comes from a real place. So I think at the end of the day,

it's like, this is going to produce something. It was like, like I kept being like, oh, that's not, that's not great. But at the end of the day, you know, at the end of the day, it's going to produce something. Something will happen here or there. Oh, my goodness. Just unbelievable.

So he was telling us all about this. 12.05, I looked at my watch because that's when we got confronted by our neighbor. And she goes, are you going to let me get some sleep now? Or do I need to call somebody? Huh. And I mean, once again, we were talking about as loud as you and I are on my deck with our twinkle lights on. So we had some light pollution out there. Light pollution.

Had a Bluetooth speaker going very lightly. Bluetooth speaker. You don't need the Bluetooth speaker at midnight. It was so quiet, though. Like it was like, oh, snap, the Bluetooth speaker's on. I'll turn that off once everyone else was quiet. Once again, angle in my direction. Okay.

Anyway, but I was just like, sorry. And she's like, yeah, you're like two hours past the noise curfew. And I was like, all right, sorry about that. We shut it down right away. But what I, what I like feel more uncomfortable with is the idea of like, she's been stewing on this. She doesn't just say this because she's like mad in one moment and I'm just going to say it right away. At least I would never.

I would think about it for about two hours and then finally go say something. Yeah, she geared up for like 30 minutes. Yeah. So you're just like, oh gosh, sorry. and then just sent everyone home. Like, it was just like, the party's over. I mean, they all went home. They were always like, that was, yeah.

I mean, three of the guys there were pastors at my church. Like, it was like, they were like uncomfortable. No one wanted to be mean. Like, truly we were being so chill and so quiet, whatever. But anyway, I felt terrible, but I was also like, do you have a sound machine or like a, like, I don't think we were being loud enough. You couldn't sleep.

Maybe we were. But according to Catherine, who was on the other side of the wall, we were not. Here's all saying, I don't have a sound machine. I don't know how many people do, but I think a good counterpoint is the fact your wife and kids slept just fine. They have sound machines, though.

Oh. Yeah. But. Maybe it was a lot. Maybe. I don't know. Anyway. So is this going to,

is this going to inhibit further hangs on your back patio? I don't think so. I don't, she's been kind of odd towards us lately. Like, I think I told you this. We had our friends, the Enruz over, for dinner one night and we had the twinkle lights on and she came up while we're all hanging out with our kids and she like yelled across the fence like hey is there any way that you can block those lights from hitting my backyard oh she's upset and i was like what she's like yeah those lights

are just super like super blinding in my backyard and i'm like they're they're they're like the softest white i've seen those lights they're not blinding to anybody yeah they're string lights they're backyard string lights and we live in the city like it's like we have you have a street light in your front yard. And so, and I was just like kindly like, ah, I'll, if I think of anything, I'll let you know. Yeah, I'll look into it. A quick question, do you ever yell at God when there's a full moon? FYI, can we just get a waning gibbis, please? Any chance? Maybe a crescent. Sometime the next three weeks.

The whole thing. Oh, gosh. Full circle. And maybe it's one of those things where like, if her backyard is completely dark and mine's bright. yeah, of course it's going to feel brighter. When I've been out there, she likes to walk the dog later night. If anything, it'd give her a little visibility. I think she said that it was blinding. She couldn't see because there were lights on. It's not how my eyes work.

I don't think that's, yeah, I think biblically, it says when you have a light, you can see, you know. A lantern to my feet. Shine your light and let the whole world see. We're singing for the glory of the risen king. Savior, he can move the twinkle light. My God is mighty to rave He is mighty to rave At midnight

Talking about somebody named Taylor Who knows? Yeah That he went to her house And he talked to her for 20 minutes But who knows who that person is Or him. That song is about a lunar eclipse.

Yep. Why I ought to So Anyway, Every one thing it was like we have these fire pit nights once every month even like but I'm not even doing it at my house I'm doing it by my house once every three months therefore it's not a ton of regular role I'm not worried I'm not worried about it if it were like hey we we we turn our twinkle lights on 10 times a

year I'm not too worried about it dang that's too bad though yeah got an honore neighbor it's it and it doesn't it didn't bother me I was honestly I was like oh okay I don't want to upset you whatever but also it was like I guess it bothered me in the sense of like I felt bad but I wasn't mad about it I was like I understand it's midnight all right like that's fine I was trying to get these guys to leave anyway and they kept talking thank you thank you that's crazy so he's no Garrett so well about the time we figure this out she's like all right let's get going first thing she does I think it's called grafting okay it just sounds like it hurts skin graft is like when they take part of your skin off and put it somewhere else, isn't it?

That's probably why. And maybe I'm getting the word slightly wrong, but it's something like that where she takes, it looks like brass knuckles. It's like this metal tool. Yes. What is that called? Grass knuckles. Grass knuckles.

I don't know. But she's like trying to like loosen up. They did that when I did PT for like, so I didn't get scar tissue in my knee. And it was as painful as you would think. Yeah, she's like, just go ahead and lay down and I'm going to take this cheese grater basically and just run it up and down your legs. So that was just the grafting part. And so that was like, no way.

What did you think of a ball over? Yeah, it's a cute little town. I'm just like miserable trying to get to know this girl. Did you have favorite, favorite drink from the bead? Was Master Wong still there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. So that's what one.

Lick a, lick a. America. She gets done with the grafting. She's like, all right, I think we're loosened up. Yeah, I feel pretty loose. It's time for the cupping. And then, I don't know it makes it better or worse, but you know, you can't really see how it works. I've seen it somewhat happen on other people, Michael Phelps. Yeah. But it's like, yeah, these suction cups where your skin goes up in them. In the cap, the skin is so tight around the calf. Not anymore because you've been grafted. Then I'm like, is it even possible to lift it up? You know, I don't know. I bet that's the point of the the first thing is like loosing up the blood and like the skin and I would I would guess probably yeah

the worst part is actually the very beginning of the cupping because she like it feels like it's like almost I don't know it's like you put this cylinder on it and then it's like she's clamping it down like the suction is then on my leg okay so it's like it's skin tight it's so like into my skin but then she starts loosening up some more this is the worst part so then instead of staying put she moves the cup along my leg while it sucked while it's suction

and that was a part no way you don't care oh you're my best friend he's still a good friend of mine he's still really tired with me yeah yeah

Payton's great too you know Payton oh my gosh dude it was like during the Christian did she give you you know Garrett

that's crazy yeah good guy and Brad Tippin yeah oh oh Two good guys.

Too good guys. They just turn them out over there, Oliver. Oh, my gosh, dude. Hey. What's that sound? What is that sound? We got to do that more. That's two buds clanking.

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you guys this. I am behind a guy in line. Okay. The back of a shirt says, uh, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look. Also, how'd you get all that in there? From the back of him, on his tricep is the entire

verse and Galatians 2.20. Okay. So we've got both at the same time. Okay. Which I loved. I, I, I couldn't write it down on my podcast notes fast enough. Those are so funny together. Christ lives in me and I will check your cervix for free is what he's saying like how you can't

have boat pick a lane pick a lane brother are you doing free make free checks or are you yeah maybe he's truly like he's truly just being healthy you know he's he's being charitable he's being like listen people do medical missions all the time I'm also not a paleontologist but I'll take a look But I'll take a look. Yeah. I'm not a tread tire expert. He's just trying to say, like, I'm willing to explore. The modern Hernando de Soto.

Like, yeah. Hey, listen, I'm not an electrician, but yeah, I'll try to figure out. I'll take a look. And maybe that's what the front of his shirt said. I can see the front of his shirt. You don't know how many of these shirts he has. He's got one for every industry. It's unfortunate that you landed on the G-day.

But he has one for every letter. I'm not named the apologies, but I'll take a look at your book and see if I can figure it out. Yeah. The next day was probably horticoles. cultureist. Yeah. For H day. I'm not a whore, but I'll take a look. Yeah. Hort. Hort. Yes. I'm not a hort. I'm not a hort guy. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take a I'm not a Ignatius. I'll take a no. Okay. We can do it another. Ignius. Is that the word you're looking for? What's Ignatius? There's somebody's name. There's a football player I went to college with. He was African. Ignatius of Antioch is a writer. So I'm not in Ignatius.

but I'll take a book. Wow, that worked out. That's what I was thinking this whole time. Oh, digital? I'm not Ignatius. I'll take a no. I'll take a nut. It's just so funny to be in both lanes.

It's like if his license plate said John 316, but he had a bumper sticker that's like, honk if you're ovulating. His license said John's 316, but he's just like, flip it. I actually did it. I actually did it. I actually did it. I actually did it.

I actually did it. Oops. Blur it and post. Blur it in post. You don't have to blur and post. No, it's fine. And this one's my bed. Do you know it?

I made a boo-boo. No, this is so embarrassing. This is so bad. Kind of. All right. So I like to do abs pretty often. One of my favorite machines is like the decline crunch, decline bench or whatever.

So your legs are kind of tangled in this thing. That's what I thought you were doing the first time. And you're like, I like to put on like the maximum angle. I mean, you're like you're a bat sleeping almost. You're almost like, you're pretty upside down because I think it's a better workout. And so if you imagine your head's like almost at the ground and you're doing like a really like difficult sit up.

I want to make sure I'm not like using my arms to like pull myself up. You know, I'm trying to like do it with the right form. And so and I also don't have my phone on the ground. So, you know, I don't want it in my pocket. So this is all the context. This is my reasoning going into why I usually just keep my phone in my hand. Okay. And I put my arms over my chest.

okay okay because that it's just like i don't want to like be swinging my arm so just like this is easy and then i do like elbows to knees that's how i've always done it nothing been an issue and i kid you not right as like two girls you know like as i'm coming up these like girls are coming over just you know the type nothing but you know athleisure and not a ton of it but just like walking by as you're doing my sit-ups we've all seen this have before i press my flashlight oh No, no, no, no, no. So, by the time I realize it, it looked like mid-sit-up, I'm just like, let me get a, let me get a quick shot of this. No.

See if they notice. Oh, my God. I notice real quick. 17, 18, 19, 20. Yeah, just pan around. Ah. Oh, man. The only reason I saw it is because when you look up, you look into the mirror.

Uh-huh. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm leaving. I'm going back to Brookridge. I'm no longer working out here. I can't show my face in here anymore. Like, I need to call my wife. Yeah.

And I'm like, how the perfect storm happened. That is hilarious. How could you even like plant? That's so funny. Like my flashlight, just like pushing in it. Because your phone does that sometimes. Like, I didn't press the flashlight. And that button of yours.

you picked to be a flashlight. Oh, I don't think it was the action. Oh, maybe it was the action button. I bet it was. I bet you're right. I was thinking it was, like, I have it on my home screen, like a widget for the flashlight. So do I. But the iPhone 15 at 16, you get a new button and you can make this action button anything.

I bet maybe that was it. 100%. For sure, you were squeezing it. Also, since Rachel's here, I could commis, or not commisary, I can relate, like, that's the most Jake thing ever to just hold his phone in his hand. Yes. Right? I was thinking that.

Like, put it up. the ground like I don't know why I don't like that's so jake to like like holding his phone there it really is what is it I'm so spread out at the gym I've got this I've got my sweatshirt that I've taken off I've got my right my phone I probably have my AirPods case if I brought them yep I'm spread out Jake is compact yeah compact I'm not you know no you're trying not to meet anyone's way I mean no one's way dude oh my gosh I don't even take my AirPods case in so I don't have to go to the locker room you're anti-locker room

yeah well yeah since the incident ever since the locker incident no what locker works is you pick something that's memorable to you the man the boy the legend the legendary boy the Amish legendary boy

the fraudical boy who's legendary good legendary boy has returned yeah time in his time in his back let's going on with the cast, dude.

Slay. I'm just saying hi. Like, hey. Yes, queen, dude. No. No, just like trying to like. No, yes, dude. That's nice. Not trying to insiduate him and just like, hey guys. What's going on with that cast, bro? Sis, I mean, queen. Just just the wrist cast.

Yeah, just a risk cast. Why did they do it so? Looks like the, in the blank. The cast of rent over there. what's going on man it told me it would heal better this way i don't know they're messing with me but i do look pretty dumb now do they know you do theater is that why yeah yeah yeah that's probably why i was like humming some stuff while they were doing they're like okay i guess yeah i'll fit in better if at this point you still refuse to click on spotify or youtube timon's cast has been in a rather feminine not even feminine just yeah give us enough give us a quick opinion timing and just like

Hold that up while you do it. Just any kind of opinion you have. Opinion. I. Yeah. Just anything. We'll all do it. I feel very normally about other men.

Very normally. Very traditionally. Yeah. I feel very traditionally. Miles Teller. What do you think? Just chill. Chill guy.

Chill guy up there. Chill. Nothing to feel about him. No. Just a good guy. Would you love to go see a show on Broadway. Yes.

Timmy has your wrist? Eh. I hoped it would be better by now. I haven't made a boo-boo. Just for comfort, I took this off for a second, but like, I don't know. I, it was already healing kind of slow. And then, like, last week, I think, I was goofing off with some friends and did a heel click in a parking lot.

It was a pretty gravelly parking lot, and I just kind of landed on my wrist again. But I had my brace on. It just hurt more than it would have if I hadn't broken it a couple months before. Sorry, man. What's worse? Like, injuring yourself initially on a playground set

or re-entering it doing a heel click. Just too horrible story. Who are you? Willie Wonka over there. If you want to see, Perrin. Ah, golly! Ah!

Ah! Oh! Scrum did a Leum! So I got the hot chocolate, and I go to checkout, and this woman, you know, just don't judge a book by a cover, because this woman behind the counter had one tooth that I could see. Sweetest woman on the planet, though. I mean, just looked so rough. That was in Missouri.

Okay, Missouri. One tooth in Missouri. Got it. And it just like. But she was sweet. Yeah. She was like, now how, now what color did that hot chocolate come out at? Oh, it looked pretty brown to me.

Well, that's with myth. Is that Swiss myth on that chocolate? What size is that? Small? At one point she said, I was like, I don't know why you're saying this word. You have a list, but she said suffer and succotage. I can't believe you would choose to say that. Suffer and succotent.

Just going overboard and above and beyond. Was it dark? Let me see. Take off the lead. Let me see it. That may not be. We've had some issues with the powder in the mix. You could try it once.

cools off because I know it's hot right now once it cools off and you let me know if it's not up to your standard if it's not talking up you come back in we'll get you another one we set our standard super super hot yeah and so I go out it kind of worked out you know right to wait like 15 minutes for the car to charge and yeah hot chocolate cooled off sure took a sip she was right that thing tasted like pond water really just like not much in there it's always even though I'd been given full permission by the sweetest woman the world it still was like do I go back in there and say something. I was like, yeah, I really like, it's hot chocolate.

And so I did, and she was like, you know, I, I thought about it. It's like, wait, I thought I might see again. And came in and she was like, she's banging on this machine and getting the mix going. And then, dude, when I pressed the button, powder came out, not even a liquid. So I don't know what she did banging on it. I did this, do the trip. And, yeah, powder comes out. She's like, oh, yeah, that's what you want.

That's the good stuff. And, anyway, I made my hot chocolate. And then she was like, and I don't forget your marshmallows. And so then I just dubbed marshmallows in there. And we were just bonding over marshmallows. It was really nice. Let's go real quick. I have Sporkel pulled up, so I'll know if you repeat them.

Thank you. Time and starts. Thank you. George Washington. Yes. Madison. Yes. James Madison.

John Adams. Okay. John Quincy Adams, please. Also correct. Thomas Jefferson. Oh, yes, he was. who is James Buchanan

yes he was one of the presidents oh sweet that works out for me James Madison what Timer 5,000 thank you for giving us an amazing moment

that was the first one I said I will be leaving the studio so it's a memory issue it's not it's not the knowledge you have he was just going down the list I was but he wasn't listening to you that's part of the game

I was like let's do someone early in the songs. Smart. I didn't have that ears open. Let's go, James Madison. James Madison. Oh, that was so funny.

That was the horse part two. That really cracked me at. Let's go James Madison. Fun game, timing. Yeah, and she is our, our, gosh. Arr! She's our.

Don't you just, are you, just like, it's so fun. It's not the same thing, but like when, you did a walk the plane we're still on the pirate team you know when one of your

matey is that Jennifer Coolidge you know in one of your ladies that was better don't you just love it when they shout out Ortencia

you ever get peg leg oh crap I got scurvy Don't forget it, guys. We love you. We'll see you next week. Thanks for listening.

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