Ghostrunners - 214 - Making Podcast History

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Brad, remember baseball in like the late 90s, early 2000s? Boy, do I. Yeah, it was the best. What did it have going for it? I mean, it had bulging biceps, it had lots of home runs, and it had just mediocre players, yeah, hitting 45 homers a year. That's right, it did. And why were these mediocre athletes hitting so many bombs? People were saying it was because of LASIK eye surgery becoming a new thing, but I think it was because of these things that they call steroids.
Starting point is 00:00:30 That's right. Steroids are awesome for sports. We need to bring... Hello? Oh, sorry. I think I stepped on a cord. You're good. Hey, you're good.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Slightly cut out the audio in my ears for a second, and I thought I was having a stroke. We need to bring back performance-enhancing drugs in sports. Yeah, why wouldn't we? Think about, I mean, the 90s, as far as baseball goes, when was the last time you were glued to your TV watching Mark McGuire potentially break the home run record? The last time that I was watching Mark McGuire do that.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Think about the last time you did that. I mean, I don't know, 2099, something like that. I watched Sammy Sosa every single day after school on WGN. Just because the Cubs had day games. It was like, is Sammy going to hit one out today? Is he going to hit one into the street? And he hit one into the street like every other day
Starting point is 00:01:17 and he was having cork bats and steroids and it was awesome. It was awesome. It brings so much money to the sport from an entertainment value. It puts butts in seats. B's and S s's and also it just levels the playing field yes i think so too and i mean the pitchers that's the thing everyone can take them it's not just exclusive to uh to hitters the coaches can take them oh the coaches were definitely taking them
Starting point is 00:01:39 in the 90s i want you you know sending the steel sign like crazy. Right. Bob Brindley for the Arizona Diamondbacks, he was roiding up for sure. I want bat boys, ball girls, hot dog vendors. Everybody's on drugs. Can you imagine like it's a foul ball, the bat or the, you know, the guy on the side, the bat boy gets the ball and he throws it in the stands. Usually he's going five, 10 rows deep. He's throwing upper deck in it, dude. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:02 How fun would that be? How amazing would that be? You could all of a sudden you got this ball boy. He's 17 years old. he's throwing upper deck in it dude yes how fun would that be how amazing would that be you could all of a sudden you got this ball boy he's 17 years old he can bench 385 and he's just chucking him into the upper deck like it's nothing like the announcers who are also on drugs okay are saying like oh that's a foul ball down the first baseline it looks like the ball boy got a hold of it and one lucky fan's got to go home oh Oh, my gosh. He threw in the upper deck. Oh, it's in somebody's cotton candy.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Grandma got it. In row 324. Oh, it hit his nachos. That would be awesome. I think of going to a sporting event and knowing everybody's on steroids. Everyone's doing them. That's the thing. And that'll be like the mantra.
Starting point is 00:02:44 It's like, hey, everyone's doing it. It's going to be like how we look back in history. Like, man, remember before we cared about gut health? Yeah. Remember before we really knew about gluten? Right. Remember before everyone was on steroids? Yeah. We were so silly. And everyone's going to be so happy too. It's called, it's called Royd. Royd joy. Royd joy. Yeah. Steroids. Dude, you got like a glow about you. What's going on? I tell you what. It's Roy Joy, baby. Oh, really? I just woke up today, took my vitamins, took my roids, and I'm good to go. Drove here 85 miles an hour like it was nothing.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I got the joy of the roid deep down in your heart. I got the joy, joy, joy of the roid down in my heart. Hey, down in my heart. Roy, down in my heart. Roar! Roar! Everything about sports. I'm ruining it all! 90-yard field goals. Oh my gosh, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Think about it. Think about how quickly the defensive linemen are going to be going through the line. I mean, just kicking alone. How high? How far can the punts go? An onside kick? It no longer dribbles off the ground. You square it up off of a guy's face mask. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Going about 300 miles an hour. That's the new onside kick. The pigskin is literally going through the, yeah, through the plastic of the face mask. I mean, finally WNBA players are able to dunk. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Which is what? Which is what we're trying to do the whole time. That's called equality. Right? Most equal, most equal podcast. Yes. In Kansas. We we did it we look so ridiculous uh-oh oh i do i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts
Starting point is 00:04:18 and white me too midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's a ghost from this podcast what if though dude what if though i mean mediocre baseball players were just yamming they were hitting so many homers oh my gosh just paul o'neill he's hitting dropping 40 bombs all the time tito martinez dude i mean we could go on forever brady anderson i think roberto almar is still knocking out 20 a season at least oh at least 30 i bet yeah yeah yeah a mediocre second i mean he was a really good like fielder like like Hall of Famer. Good with his bare hand.
Starting point is 00:05:06 But not home. Mark Grace was probably hitting 35. Mark Grace always seemed like a good guy, like a good dad. Mark Grace, yeah, seemed like he didn't go out with the team after the game. He was going right back to his family. I think it was because his last name was Grace, but you never know. And he didn't wear batting gloves. Anybody that doesn't wear batting gloves is not like those kind of guys.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Do you remember hearing that rumor that Vladimir Guerrero used to pee on his hands to make him stronger i thought that was true well i mean it could be i just make him strong wait wait to like to make a better grip sure yeah yeah make him grippier stronger just urine just just more natural steroids i made stronger in the sense of like yeah gripping it stronger i guess but tensile strength it's one of those things yeah trust us one of those things that kind of pre-internet but we all heard it like how did we all know this i didn't hear it till recently so but you heard it growing up yeah i was did you try it be honest no that was gross like jake you're up you're like just a second hold on a little nervous a little nervous back here everybody turn away the cup's getting in the way. Jake, we have batting gloves.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I'm peeing on my hands and that's final. Dude, you're borrowing my bat being on my hand. It's a metal. It has grip on it. It's about I'm peeing on my hand. Trust me, man. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It has grip like wooden bats don't have grip on them. Did you
Starting point is 00:06:22 did you share a bat with the kid growing up? Yeah, I never really had my own bat yeah fork over the cash i always wanted the tpx barrel bat you know like cool color didn't didn't have one it's okay alex bentola always got the new one every year that's good harris and i were talking bats yesterday and uh because he his like pinnacle was like the stealth composite that's what he was like a stealth bat yeah i think for me it was the exo remember the exo no i don't think i got there really yeah i think yeah they didn't come out until i was probably like a sophomore junior yeah but they had a nice red white and blue one which is already like cool no one's really making red white blue black but
Starting point is 00:06:56 i'll tell you what no one had glory the bat bat Blue Bass. I'll tell you what no one had right here, Gary. That kid right there, Steve Trevor, he's got a little play with those pissy hands. Sorry, I shouldn't say that. Sorry. Too far. He peed on his hands. He got strong hands. That boy urinated. That guy's whizzy in his hands. I'll tell you what, bro. No. He's whizzing all over them hands. Like that guy, yeah, he's just on, I don't know, social security of some sort.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Like just living his life just fine. Everyone's scared to ask if he has a son there because they're afraid what the answer is going to be. I don't know about the son. Yeah, he's going to say, no, no son. No son. No son. Son in the sky. Now it sounds like Bo.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I don't have son. Son's in the sky, dad. No, Hattie's my sister. Hattie's sister. She's here she's she's eating her lollipop oh man yeah again you are that guy at upward basketball you're the guy who doesn't have a hundred percent playing yeah no one asked you yeah which one's yours none of them or you say yeah which one's yours i don't know yet yeah we're still trying to figure that out still looking which one do you hey if you could guess which one you think it would be which one do you think let's say is like not spoken for yeah as much as the others like who
Starting point is 00:08:32 came here alone who got dropped off whose parent is in here yeah whose parent is picking them up later let me put it this way who's bad bad bad bad is that who's taking a charge who's take charge who Who's take charge? Oh, man. Yeah. But then the, but yeah, anyway, the XO was a good bat. Yeah. And DeMarini's, you ever use those?
Starting point is 00:08:53 Heard of them. Never, never got around to them. No, yeah. Cousin Steve had a DeMarini. Like, so that, it was like easier to ask your cousin for a bat than like Connor Wilson. Did you, did you donut before the, before the at-b at bats you throw the donut on there i'm trying to think i think right around when i got to high school baseball is when we first started hearing these things like this may not be good for you might throw off your time i was gonna say i feel like like analytic jake you know
Starting point is 00:09:16 is like hey science says it'll actually make you worse and you're like i trust it like i'm going with that yeah whereas like there's something mentally about me that's like every time i take that donut off, I feel like I'm swinging a paperweight. It is awesome. Or I guess not a paperweight, a featherweight, whatever.
Starting point is 00:09:31 I'm swinging something light. It's like I'm swinging a heavyweight. I feel like I'm swinging a barbell afterwards. So yeah, it doesn't matter. It's just a mental thing. So, so where's the mental meet the physical?
Starting point is 00:09:44 Like that's deep right there. That's baseball. Don't be on your hands. Can we talk real quick? I've been thinking about baseball recently because it's getting to that time of year. The coolest thing that baseball still has and always will have over any other sport.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Home run derby. Derby. Man, the R's aren't coming today. Home run derby. Home run derby. Home run derby. What were you going to say? I was going to say the walk-up songs.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Oh, that is awesome. There's nothing like a cool walk-up song, especially when the game's on the line and you know your guy's about to come up to bat and they play that cool song and it extends a little bit of time. Or even the closer comes in. That's what I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:10:19 They let other people do it. Other sports could learn from this. Yeah. How would you do it, though, in basketball or in football or something like that? I feel like they could learn a thing or two from minor league hockey. Just where moments can become bigger. It doesn't have to just be a substitution. This can become a moment because you pause and you like, in minor league hockey's instance,
Starting point is 00:10:41 it was sponsored. But in this instance, you could pause for the sake of the music. When there's a fourth quarter drive about to happen games on the line you play a certain song for my homes yes like in the huddles is already there without him but without him yes yeah oh my gosh i'm getting pumped and then he gets to run out to his own song oh i would freak out dude yeah if if my homes and he has one of those it's a cold it's a cold game and so he he's got that massive coat on. He gets to take it off.
Starting point is 00:11:08 And he just walks out there. Holy cow. I would go nuts. I would go nuts. At the same time, I feel like Mahomes is a big whoop guy. He's wearing the whoop around his arm, whoop data. And there's been multiple times where after the game, it'll show we're in the huddle before the biggest drive of the season. His heart rate was down to 80 beats per minute or something absurd so it's like almost do we need to keep him calm but that's not hype up my homes too much because
Starting point is 00:11:32 he thrives being able to like calm himself down that's true but do you think do you think that the players are getting crazy hype from the walk-up songs or just the everyone around them like yeah that is because that's the thing like yeah when the royals like i'm sorry you keep up when the royals were on that great run they had three incredible relievers and they all had walk-up songs and and with relievers they're running in from you know a hundred yards away from the bullpen and so here comes you know calvin herrera just yeah and he always has his reggaeton song or whatever playing now pitching for the kansas city royals and then you're like yeah yeah it's over so we got this thing so yeah anyway i yeah i think that's the one thing that baseball still has like marketable for them over other sports is like
Starting point is 00:12:22 it is so cool that that the players get to choose their own song too. Yeah. You know, it's like very customizable to each player, you know, Mike Sweeney back in the day always had DC talk. I'm into Jesus. Hey,
Starting point is 00:12:34 yo, I'm into Jesus. Remember that song? I never heard that. And then it was Jesus freak for a while. What will people say? That's a good song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Good for Sweeney. It was great. So yeah, was great so yeah that's fun and i like yeah that the players still get to decide because what you can't let corporate take over and then it's like no one out pizzas the hut and no one's batting right now except mike sweeney ladies and gentlemen now batting for the uh los angeles angels mike trout whopper whopper whopper bacon bacon double or yeah it's sponsored by like a company adjacent like trout oh that's why the filet of fish yeah by mcdonald's yeah yeah yeah or mike trout and it mike trout and it thing i had a thought i lost it but it's fine i'm sorry that's okay's okay. It probably wasn't that great. Anyway, that's great.
Starting point is 00:13:28 That's all great. It's all great, man. We were planning on talking about all that, so let's go to the next thing in our notes. Oh, okay. Yeah, the next thing after we talk about baseball. Happy Monday, everybody. Hope you guys are excited about baseball with us.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Yeah. Or basketball or whatever you're excited about. Or anything else. Or anything. Or volleyball most summers volleyball most summers i don't know it's your ball i don't know whatever you want to get excited about uh how was your week brad it's been great man it's always a great week uh i have a six-year-old daughter and a one-year-old daughter um now rosie just turned one congrats well she's turning one i guess technically if you're listening to this yeah yeah by the time you go through this she'll
Starting point is 00:14:10 be one um and had he was yeah had he's had he's been so fun she's been like i feel like this is the first year where she really really is excited about her birthday like i mean obviously they're always excited but this time there's like anticipation and like just really really great and so she had her birthday party on saturday and it was like anticipation and like just really really great and so she had her birthday party on saturday and it was the first time we'd ever done like a friend's only birthday party you know usually it's like hey let's just have the family over you know it's like our friends that come with their kids and you know i invite jake and he's like what am i doing here kind of hattie birthday yay it's hattie's birthday so what are we doing here exactly
Starting point is 00:14:44 you know um i didn't bring a kid sorry yeah so this time i wasn't even there that's how like birthday. Yay. It's Hattie's birthday. So what are we doing here? Exactly. You know, um, I didn't bring a kid. Sorry. Yeah. So this time I wasn't even there. That's how like kids birthday party it was. It was, it was a tea party for little girls. And so they said, are you a little girl and do you do tea parties? And I said, I don't know how to do either of those. No, I don't. Um, and so I took row Rosie and Bo to my parents' house, but like, yeah, the whole time had, he had the biggest, you know, smile on her face. She's having such a blast with these girls. I don't know anything about tea parties though. Like, would you know where to start with that? Obviously, like I know you have teacups and stuff, but like, do little girls drink tea and is it hot? Is it
Starting point is 00:15:19 cold? No, you don't give them tea. What do you give them? You give them like sweet lemonade. Yeah. So, so that's what Catherine had the the audacity the nerve to ask me these kind of questions and i said i have no idea why are you asking me didn't didn't you like have people say well yeah but i don't know what's what do you think these girls are gonna like you know flavored like tea or like iced tea or is it like they they need and i was like why don't you just give them an option she's like oh an option okay yeah you know k Catherine was like such. I'll talk about her more during our blanks of the week, but she was she was like she did such a good job with it.
Starting point is 00:15:50 But yeah, the whole time she was like nervous leading up to it. I don't know how this is going to go. It sounds like when Rachel asked me about like, what do you think about the rug? Like not only the color, but like the orientation. Yeah, like I can have an opinion always, but I think like when it comes to rugs like that should
Starting point is 00:16:05 probably be your department that's like our family best answer you could ever give really oh thank you yes it's like i will get do you want me to have an opinion i can make a decision but that's the thing is i don't know if i care that much and i don't know if i know that much about this and so it would not be an educated decision if you have an opinion i'll go with it yeah that's what i tell her about almost anything within the house like what do you think i should make for dinner tonight or like what do you think about putting this plant on the windowsill yeah i mean if if you even somewhat think that's a good idea i'm that's great if you'd be sad that it's not there i will not care one bit yeah go ahead i don't think you should need to like defer to me on a lot of these yeah a lot of these topics but
Starting point is 00:16:42 sometimes i think it's just like just like you and i i'm sure ask them questions like uh like they just need affirmation sometimes like yeah that's a great idea oh my on the window photosynthesis is gonna get that thing huge because most people think plates and they think dirt you're you're you're a darn genius honestly you know what came to mind this is bad but i watched forrest gump two nights ago and what just popped into my mind was right when forrest gump gets in the arming and he keeps saying gd but he's like you are a gd genius gump you were the most you know smartest man i've ever heard of gump yeah is it i was like don't say that don't say that dude okay i had this written down in my notes actually something very similar to what you're talking about right now is there's
Starting point is 00:17:22 this weird quirk lately where i don't i don't cuss like i cuss very what very seldomly when i cuss it's by myself in the woodshop that's like that's my time that's a good table it's always out of excitement no it's never it's always out of frustration but but like i yeah very very like seldom um my my cord is on my my my chair is on my cord oh boy For those not watching on YouTube right now, this is a metaphor. It's on actual cord. It's on actual chair. Right. Um, you have to see to find out what he's talking about. But I, yeah, but for whatever reason, recently I've been like randomly pausing. I probably have done it on the podcast recently. I think, uh, like last week or a couple of weeks ago where i'm randomly pausing to make it
Starting point is 00:18:05 sound like i'm trying not to cuss but you're not no it'd be like i'm like dude that guy is a bad man dude and i don't know why i'm doing it like i've had it's it's getting to the point where it's happened probably like 10 times and i'm like dude like those that guy that guy is a freaking bad guy dude like that guy's a baddie dude like or like dude dude he whooped that butt dude like it's just like enough of a pause where it's like he's trying not to cuss right now it's like i'm i promise i'm not i don't know why i'm doing this dude jamal that's my that's my dude neighbor he lives down the street from me that's my... That's my dude. Neighbor. He lives down the street from me. That's my neighbor.
Starting point is 00:18:50 He's my guy. That is a weird quirk. I don't know why that... Holy shnikes, dude. It's like I was never going to say it. I just watched Tommy Boy. I was going to say shnikes the whole time. I was always going to say shnikes. I just watched Black Sheep.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Black Sheep, dude. What was I? I was watching Black Sheep, dude. What was I was watching black sheep, dude. Right. It's like this weird, like, why am I pause? It's like I have, I'm having like a minor stroke, a micro stroke. That is an interesting quirk. I'm sorry to hear about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:16 It's, it's, it's, it just makes me like when I'm doing it, it makes me feel like, oh, they probably think I, I cuss a lot and I'm just censoring it for them. Like, I feel like I've done it at church recently or something where it's like, yeah, I don't know. I can't think of a great example, but like, yeah, they probably think I cuss a lot and I'm just censoring it for them. I feel like I've done it at church recently or something. Where it's like, yeah, I don't know. I can't think of a great example, but like, yeah, we were running late because, you know, Catherine was just so darn late. It's like,
Starting point is 00:19:35 it's like, I wasn't trying to say anything else. I don't know. Anyway. Have you, let me ask you, have you been playing violent video games? Hey, Grand Theft Auto. Have you ever heard of ask you, have you been playing violent video games? Hey, Grand Theft Auto. Have you ever heard of it? Explicit music. How much water have you been drinking?
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, that, honestly, that's probably it. You think that's it? Yeah. Just got to go all like the boomer, like answers. Like, well, all that time on that cell phone. What's your screen time like these days? That's what's doing it. Is it up?
Starting point is 00:20:02 Dude, that reminds me. I know, I think last week we talked about like the pickleball, like just like community and just so boomer. And it's so funny. And I'm addicted to it today. This morning I saw a post and was like, I uploaded this to TikTok and look how many views it's gotten. And the comments were amazing because one, the guy posted a screenshot of the views and
Starting point is 00:20:24 not the video itself. So that sets people off. Wow, this guy's talking about a screenshot of the views and not the video itself. So that sets people off. Okay. Well, this guy's talking about a video. Don't even post the video. Well, this video isn't a video at all that people are upset. Second, a lot of people are like TikTok. No, thanks.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Sure. I'd watch a video anywhere before I watched on TikTok. Because Facebook is so secure. Like nothing. No one's getting your data at all on Facebook. Yeah. And just they're spelling it in just all sorts of ways that I've never seen before. Really?
Starting point is 00:20:50 There's some that are a little more normal. Like C instead of K is like almost. Yeah, I can understand. But somewhere it's like E's, like tech talk. Oh. I will not be watching anything on tech talk. It was just comment after comment. I was like, this is amazing.
Starting point is 00:21:04 This one old man is just excited that he got like you know 20 000 views somewhere and then everyone else is just like mad at him 20 000 is pretty legit for like imagine yeah no wonder he's bragging about it imagine a guy like that grew up in a town of 3 000 people all of a sudden like posting a video kind of accidentally probably on tiktok like i don't know i'll just push this button real quick and then he updates and it says 20 000 oh hashtag awesome wow hashtag wow the the pickleballers are so big on the hashtags too just in case you're wondering okay you got to use those in comments too if i if i had more time on my hands i would have a lot of fun being an internet troll for old people, like either like really probably more on the, on the positive side, like being so much like pretty like over the top, sarcastically happy for them, but just like, you know, just, just absolutely
Starting point is 00:21:56 like whatever response they want, I would just give them that response times 1.35, you know, like, so it's like, what 20,000 views. That's insane. Have you talked about sending this to Jimmy Fallon? You know, like just a little bit extra to where then they respond. They're like, I couldn't believe it either. Looking for Jimmy Fallon's, you know, email. I'm a Kimmel guy. I miss Letterman. I don't watch that Fallon. Fallon. That Fallon freak. Fallon's the TikTok of talk shows.
Starting point is 00:22:25 No thanks. T-E-C shows. Tech shows. Tech shows. That's funny. Anyway, sorry. I got us off topic. We were talking about something else.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I don't know. We really got off topic. Thinking about, oh, windowsill, rug, quirk. What was he before that? Hattie's birthday? Hattie's birthday. I don't know. Oh, Catherine asking for advice about that. That's right. Tea parties. Tea parties, baby. Hattie's birthday. I don't know. Oh, Catherine being asking for advice about that's right.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Tea parties, parties, baby. That's what it was. There's not much more to say about it besides just the fact that Hattie had a blast. And, uh,
Starting point is 00:22:53 it's just an interesting stage of our life where we're like having to figure out like, okay, we can't invite everybody. We don't have a huge house, but who should we invite? How do we do this? Right.
Starting point is 00:23:01 You know, we want to make sure that Hattie's happy, but also like this girl invites you to her birthday party. Should we invite them? But you're not really friends with her that much. Going through all that kind of stuff. And we're teaching Hattie, hey, don't mention your birthday party at church because some of the girls at church aren't
Starting point is 00:23:15 invited to it and trying to teach her all that stuff. At the end of the day, Hattie had a blast. She got a remote control car. I don't think she'd ever seen one before. So imagine how exciting that would be. The car is moving. She's doing it. Her and Bo, that's all they do right now is just go outside in the driveway
Starting point is 00:23:31 and just run that remote control car until their D batteries are gone. That's pretty fun. Yeah, it's so fun. Which one are D batteries? I don't know. I think the D batteries are the big ones. They're like the freaking huge ones. Well, I'm also imagining c batteries are those the the
Starting point is 00:23:46 those things are the like those massive ones they look like huge like cylinders yeah the the cylinder ones yeah okay so what are c batteries i bet they're smaller cylinders c stands for cylinder d stands for bigger... Bigger diameter. Diameter cylinders. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you needed some of those batteries, I actually bought some recently during this house.
Starting point is 00:24:10 For what? I just got nine volt confused with those. Oh, shoot. I don't know why. Just buying stuff really quickly. Nine volt is like... They used to be called 90 volt because it's like 90 degree rectangular volts.
Starting point is 00:24:22 90 freaking volts. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they used rectangular volts. 90 freaking volts. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they used to say. It is like, like I do that genuinely in conversation with people and people are like, gosh,
Starting point is 00:24:33 this guy, especially when it's like they're Christians and they think one way about me and they're like, oh, he's kind of posing right now. He must have a bad mouth. He is such a poser.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Yeah. You know, it does remind me of, there's been a couple times. One specific time was the morning of F12 when we had the pickleball tournament and we were kind of playing an exhibition game for everybody. You were out there at the pickleball court and you would like hit it into the net
Starting point is 00:24:53 and you would just go fudge. I was like, whoa, he said fudge. I did get really into fudge at pickleball. He said fudge everybody. Yeah. Just make it sure everyone knows. I did say fudge a lot. Fudge, everybody. Yeah. Just making sure everyone knows. I did say fudge a lot. Fudge, dude. Good times.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I want to get back into pickleball a little bit. Yeah. Just enough to like, let's go play once every couple weeks at least. Yeah, I think once it starts getting warmer, we will introduce it. Yeah, that's probably why I'm naturally thinking like, oh, I miss it. Anyway, and we're also talking maybe a spoiler or a preview for ghosties out there, talking about organizing a pickleball tournament for K-Life this upcoming September. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:25:35 If people want to come play in it. We've also got a ghostie who works for a pickleball company who we've been talking to. Yeah. Also, hook us up. You know who you are? You know who you are. But we're not going to say the name of your company until you sponsor us. I do want to talk about some sponsors soon enough. We got some big ones coming up today.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Do you want to talk about how we're making podcast history? I think we should talk about podcast history. Alright. So the first podcast came out... I'm just kidding. Serial by... I forget what her name was.
Starting point is 00:26:06 That chick. Sarah? Come on. That lady. That woman. That esteemed woman. Yeah. Chick.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Sorry I said that. Just like Scott was like, yeah, we would be like AIMing chicks. We used to talk to chicks all the time. All right. Here's the deal, guys. We're making podcast history, and you're probably wondering why.
Starting point is 00:26:23 So I'll just go ahead and tell you. Go ahead and tell them. For maybe, as far as we know, maybe the first time in podcast history. No, the first time. For sure, the first time. For sure, the first time in podcast history. Go ahead and tell them. Two heterosexual men.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Yes, confirmed. Maybe three. heterosexual men yes i confirmed maybe three time and you were kind of doing like this signal when we did that no okay time and you were like waving your hands saying like no no no no more for the for the first time in podcast history uh two men like brad and i are being sponsored by a women's clothing company yeah baby i don't know how it happened a new sponsor baby but uh a very very cool company uh called carly jean los angeles cgla if you're into acronyms cj cj what did i say it sounded like CG. I do that with drone companies.
Starting point is 00:27:25 The drone company is DJI. You know what I say? DGI. DGI. CJ. Let's say it five times fast. Ready? CJLA.
Starting point is 00:27:33 CJLA. CJLA. CJLA. CJLA. I bet you said J every time. Carly G Los Angeles. Yeah, they're really cool. And shout out Catherine Ellis.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Shout out Catherine Ellis. Catherine talked about them in our first episode with the girls where they came and asked her a question. Someone asked like, where do you all get your clothes from? You always dress so cute. And yeah, Catherine was like, I get a ton of stuff from CJ, LA. Yeah, if you guys don't know who they are, they're a women's clothing company.
Starting point is 00:27:59 They're obviously based out of Los Angeles. Carly Jean Brannon is the woman who started it. So it's Carly Jean Los Angeles. And she's a mom herself. She's a mom of four and she basically just wants to make clothes that look really great and that can be timeless for women. And so she calls them capsule clothing and essentially they're just crazy high quality, crazy nice, uh, you know, things that you can dress up, dress down. And Catherine is just so pumped that we're getting sponsored by them because she's been a fan of them for probably four or five years now. And I mean, almost everything she wears.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I think if she could, she would use only CGI. Rachel is so excited. She got stuff sent to her and she like hasn't worn it yet because she's too excited. She's like, it needs to be like a good like event. Like my first time wearing. Catherine wore some of it yesterday to church. She looked beautiful. But she also wears them.
Starting point is 00:28:45 You know, she has things that she wears from CJLA every single day. Like it's like you can, it has things for everybody. They got maternity, postpartum, working professionals, going to church, right? Podcasting, podcasting, whatever you do in your everyday life. And the big thing for them is that they're really into not only quality clothing, but quality customer service. So if you have any issues, need any help, holler at them. They'd love to help you. They are a Christian company.
Starting point is 00:29:09 They, uh, we, I reached out to them because I knew how much Catherine loved them. I was just like, well, I'll take a shot with them and see. And they just love seeing what the ghost runners podcast has turned into and they wanted to sponsor us. And so we want to sponsor them back. So, uh, holler at them, Carly Jean, losangeles.com. We do have a promo code GRKC for 20% off. So, uh, holler at them, Carly Jean, Los Angeles.com. We do have a promo code GRKC for 20% off. Um, it's a one-time use code, but 20% off the entire site. So do a big order, go crazy, get your friends involved. Like, yeah, tell everybody about it. Um, support them. They're an amazing company and yeah, I'm just so excited to see how you guys love their stuff. Honestly, it probably does come at a good time. A lot of girls like, hey,
Starting point is 00:29:46 I need to buy some like spring clothes. It's springtime. Go buy like a ton of stuff and get 20% off doing it. And I don't know everything about CJL's website, but I would bet that some of their winter stuff is, you know, going to be on sale because it's becoming warm outside. So I would stock up for next year.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Just do both because that's the thing. The time was close. 20% off. One-time code. Do it now. So this has been Making History with Jake and Brad in CJLA, carlyjeanelosangeles.com. Pretty fun. Really fun, dude.
Starting point is 00:30:15 So fun. So fun. It was fun, like doing like Zoom calls and phone calls with them and everything and just telling them like, yeah, we're just two guys and it's not a fashion podcast, but I think people are really gonna like this i think yeah i i know i know enough people like look up to katherine and rachel in their style and like and yeah it's modest stuff it's it's just good looking stuff so
Starting point is 00:30:35 um anyway just really pumped really fun pretty fun uh i wrote down in my notes in my podcast notes i just put i love my life oh i had that notes, I just put, I love my life. I had that thought last Wednesday. I love it. I love it. I love it. Good. What do you love?
Starting point is 00:30:52 I don't know what it was. I think it was last Wednesday, we recorded that day. Yeah. And it was fun. We got to hear from Scott, which was really fun. But then I was driving to go golf, nine holes holes right before premarital counseling, and I was just like, man, this is fun. The weather is nice right now.
Starting point is 00:31:09 It's a pretty good life right there. I can golf today. I was in a couple of fun group chats at the time, too. Those were popping up. Those were buzzing, buzzing with the boys. And then, yeah, I was just like, and also, premarital counseling, even though it's not going outstanding, which is a Patreon video coming soon, Rachel and I are going to sit down and do our honest thoughts on premarital counseling.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Sure. So consider yourselves titillated. But still, how blessed am I to have someone to go to premarital counseling with? Yeah. I was so single for like 29 years of my life. So single. I mean mean the guy couldn't be more single you've seen single you've seen timon and then there's me timon had his hand
Starting point is 00:31:52 up so i figured he was he wanted us to mention him did you have something about no okay um i hope people love that as much as we have someone else had another comment they like, I love the idea of chime in with time in. Someone else commented that we should have vibing with time in. Vibing with time in. So all sorts of iterations we can do with that name. The whole podcast is vibing with time in. That's right. That's true.
Starting point is 00:32:15 We're vibing and time in's here. Every Monday and Wednesday, we're vibing with time in. That's right. Yeah. That's fun. Okay, but life is just, you love it. That was it. That's just the top thing, top bullet point.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I love it. I love it. It's going well. It's fun. Okay, but life is just, you love it. That's just the top thing, top bullet point. I love it. I love it. It's going well. It's fun. Timing right now, I want you to put an edit in of Michael Scott going, you got a good life. Got a good life. All right?
Starting point is 00:32:34 Yes. Because you got a good life. You got a good life. A good life. I'm glad that everything's going so well for you, Jacob. Thanks. And yeah, all of us, I feel like, yeah, God's just blessing us in a lot of different fun ways.
Starting point is 00:32:50 I even said that to Catherine. What was it? Oh, it was on the way back from Texas last week. Like the kids were just like Bo and Hattie were like playing with each other and like making up this game where basically like one of them held it like they had these like like both sides of their um both sides of the car have a headphone jack or you can plug it in and one of them would put the headphone jack in their side and the other one would yank it out and then they would switch and they and they thought it was so fun they were doing it and they were having fun
Starting point is 00:33:19 with each other they were playing well rosie was smiling and laughing and i asked katherine i was like is this like are we are we there do we do we make it do we do it is this is this how it always is going to be now you know and so yeah it's just like i was like is this a good time of life right now and no matter if you're in the peaks or the valleys you know what do you cherish were you gonna tywin you were gonna you were gonna say something you're gonna interrupt brad and finish that phrase i think that is impressive that uh hattie is like twice oh guys we don't have the hair lights on shoot that uh brad's on it okay oh easy okay all right right, now we're good.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Even though, what was I going to say? Oh, Hattie is 50, 200% Bo's age. They can still play together. Yeah, it's awesome. It's probably because Bo doesn't take her crap. Bo doesn't take her... Garbage. You know, stuff from anybody. What do you mean exactly?
Starting point is 00:34:24 Well, just like Bo is two, but he's still like, it's kind of bossy. I think maybe not. Maybe that's not really what, well, then again, Hattie is so good with him. Like she's so patient and like, yeah, I don't know. It is fun. It is. It's kind of wild that they can play together so well. And then they can both play with Rosie too, which is great.
Starting point is 00:34:43 So that's freaking great. It's awesome. That's fun. I was doing some work at Chick-fil-A a few days ago. And I was sitting there and a Chick-fil-A worker comes by. She's got two ice cream cones in her hand. And she says, hey,
Starting point is 00:34:58 we accidentally made a couple extra. Do you want a free ice cream cone? And I was like, oh man. Trying to do a better job. And so I was like, no, thank you. And I turned down a free ice cream cone? And I was like, oh, man, trying to do a better job. And so I was like, ah, no, thank you. And I turned down a free, just amazing looking vanilla ice cream cone. She's like, what are you, a freak? And then I just sat there and I was like, who have I become?
Starting point is 00:35:15 I've got a mustache on my face. I said I love my life on here. And I just turned down an ice cream. Like, what's happened to me? She's like, you realize you're at Chick-fil-A, right? You're not that healthy. You ate fried chicken. You just slammed.
Starting point is 00:35:30 You can have a 200-calorie ice cream cone. Yeah. And you're like, nope, that's where I draw the line. I don't know why. Yeah, that's where I drew it. And then I went to the bathroom so I could look myself in the mirror. You've been thinking about it ever since? Yeah, just like, I mean, a year ago, I would have tackled that woman. You'd have been like, can I get both of
Starting point is 00:35:47 those things? To eat the ice cream cones. Yeah. I would have taken her to the ground. I would have eaten it right then and there. Wow. And now I just, yeah, I got a, I got a hair on my lip. It looks great. I turned down ice cream and I don't know if you have any things like that, where you're just like, wow, this is, I'm a different person. Oh, all the time. I think that I can't think of specific examples right now, but just like, oh, what was it just the other day? I was so like proud of myself. You stopped cussing and you're like, wow, I would have never thought like this guy from
Starting point is 00:36:15 rags to riches. He's definitely not being a punk anymore. And I, yeah, I just, I don't know. Yeah. There's plenty of things where I'm like, I'm so proud of how responsible I was right there. Well, even today, this is, this is like a little, this is like so micro. I was going to the gym, which just in general, like good for me because that's not something I'm hard to do always.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Yeah. So, and it was cold enough in the morning. It was like 30 degrees this morning. So I had frost all over my car. Old Brad would have probably just like barely scraped enough to where I can see out of it until it defrosts. Yeah. New Brad is like, I should be responsible.
Starting point is 00:36:51 I didn't, I didn't do the entire car, but I did probably 75% of the windshield in front, you know, a good 30% in the back, both sides pretty well. And yeah, back in the day I would have been like you know just just very very dangerously driving down the road uh just waiting for it to defrost for the first like four minutes dude i can remember one time specifically in college having to drive to class because it was like an important test or important presentation i was late for but my windshield was completely frozen over and so i drove with my head out the window because i didn't have to go very far yeah but it's like and there's like it's bolivar it's sbu it's a pretty chill campus it's not yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:37:28 as long as the window's not too frozen you can roll it down and usually that gets a lot of the ice off right there and then you can roll it back yeah yeah there's all sorts of different things just and it's like this is so dumb why didn't you just get out of the car and suck it up for 30 seconds real quick yeah or my former uh what was it life changer game changer what was that segment we did uh life change life changer remote start yeah that's why it's such a game changer that's why it's changed my life yeah you don't have to do any scrapey scrapey no scrapey scrapey also they have these things called garages that someday i aspire to have okay i'm listening yeah it's you just put it in there and it's like uh it's always
Starting point is 00:38:03 remote started because you put the garage in your car and then it like heats it up. You put the garage on top of your car. Okay. Yeah. Like you just get a crane and just put it wherever your car normally sits. Cool. And you're good. Look forward to seeing that.
Starting point is 00:38:15 And then you'll be saved. You'll be saved. Oh yeah. Um, let's see what else I, I too have been growing out my mustache. Not one person has said a word about it because my gosh it's one of those things where it's like i kind of like the idea of like hey maybe if brad tried like i like the idea of people thinking like brad doesn't have facial hair but that's probably because he doesn't want he always shaves it you know like if brad tried
Starting point is 00:38:38 maybe he could have i got like the idea of people thinking that in their head and now i'm just like proving their point of like it's confirmed if if i tried this is this is it this is my mustache so if you're looking on youtube this is it see i'm pushing for it i always thought i couldn't grow facial hair but then i just let it happen i was like oh i guess i can a little bit oh yeah yeah yeah i was talking to drew in the chick-fil-a drive-thru line and he's got a big old bushy mustache and you're doing it again i know i'm doing on purpose and and sorry um and of course i was like very subconscious like self-conscious i was just like yeah man i don't know we're up to today uh your face yeah
Starting point is 00:39:22 because it's like there's something there but no one's no one is they're like is he doing that on purpose yeah i'm trying going going for the arizona arizona cut arizona like doing it until arizona i don't know until until you're until you're like hey i'm done okay i'm doing it until you're until you're done cool i think at least until up through the bachelor party i think i think everyone should grow up for the bachelor party, I think, I think everyone should grow up for the bachelor party, but we don't tell everyone else until two days before. So then it won't be as bad for me. That is kind of fun. I like that idea.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yeah. I want to give everyone a heads up though. Did I? Yeah, I know. I'm just kidding. Everyone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Mustaches. Did I tell you, or did we talk about on the podcast about whenever we had our Florida, uh, zoom call, um, Michaela styles, one of the people, one of the, one of the women going, you or did we talk about on the podcast about whenever we had our florida uh zoom call um michaela styles one of the people one of the women oh yeah going she was like we were talking about yeah we can still have the mustaches for florida it'll be great and she goes you might
Starting point is 00:40:15 want to shave it before florida because if you get you know sunburned or tan and then you shave off your mustaches right before the wedding it's going to be really white underneath and i just died at that image i had never thought of that before can you imagine like you become so like attached to this thing that you're just like keep having it keep having it and then you're like you know it's like two days before the wedding i should probably shave it off okay all of a sudden you just have this massive conundrum on your hands like what would you would you try to like do some kind of bronzer on just that part i would consult every woman in my life i've ever met and say hey how do you look what this is like take some tape kind of like you do like when you're like you know like like tape yeah painters tape around it so you because you don't want to like accidentally bronze too much ever
Starting point is 00:40:57 elsewhere so you'd only be running that's that spot painters tape on your face that's good i just yeah i don't know what the answer. Women out there probably have some kind of answer, but dude, have you seen mouth tape? Oh, dude, I'm getting advertising for all the time. Hostage. Is that the one you see? Hostage tape? Hostage tape? Uh, I think that's one of them. Yeah. Yeah. I, I don't know. I've been talking out loud about how I'm trying to breathe through my nose more like consciously and so maybe it hears that and they're like okay watch this hostage tape i feel like i'm not talking about breathing at all at all i'm still never once yeah but yeah i don't do you know it just it so if you don't know it's tape that you put all over your lips while you sleep right to make you breathe out
Starting point is 00:41:40 your nose yeah basically it heard that conversation we had the podcast that one time where i was like when you have a stuffed up nose just force yourself to breathe out of it and eventually it will go away uh and that's doing that for life i think i think it's just like there's so many benefits it's like the new like fad like health thing is like there's so many benefits to breathing out of your nose versus your mouth and so they're like do it as much as you can when you're sleeping interesting but i can't imagine it's gonna be dangerous if you're stopped up that's got to be dangerous i guess not just force you to i don't know that's scary it's either got to be dangerous or doesn't work that well because it's like well if you really freak out it'll break you know and if that's the case then
Starting point is 00:42:17 how effective is it yeah that's interesting also you just look ridiculous yeah you know yeah anyone like in the ad that i'm getting they look like uh like an actual hostage victim i don't think a hostage shape is a good name i think they're leaning into the idea of like this looks ridiculous but it works i guess that's the only thing i guess so but yeah no i've i'm sure people out there have tried it so if you have let us know, cause I am curious like how it works or what, if it's like radically changed your life time and you, you haven't,
Starting point is 00:42:51 what were you going to say? Okay. No. Timon seemed like he had something to say about it, but, uh, it's claimed up again. I did teach Hattie what duct tape was this week.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Oh, fun. Uh, it's kind of a fun, like did you teach her duct? Yes, I did. Cause she's like, why do theyie what duct tape was this week. Oh, fun. It's kind of a fun, like... Did you teach her duct? Yes, I did. Because she's like, why do they call it duct tape?
Starting point is 00:43:08 And I was like, well, it's actually duct tape. Because it's quacking me up. Because it can't be beaked. You could put it on flapping everything. Because it has a nice wing to it. Nice. Because you could put it up, down, feather. Dogs have down feathers.
Starting point is 00:43:35 It's not that crazy. Because whenever you pay for it, it says, here's your bill. Dang it. That's good. Because if you don't't you might need insurance from aflac which is a duck which is the the category of puns we're making stop making fun of me i honestly don't you guys are looking at me ready i got one okay i honestly don't know why they call it duct tape. I think maybe it's just from a Laffy Daffy.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Land on that one. All right. Oh man. That one. That was great. Anyway. Oh, you taught Heidi about duck.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Yeah. That's, that's about the end of the conversation there um but basically just i was making this cool ramp with her i i whatever i got all this i had all this cardboard left over from something in the wood shop this week and we made a massive ramp that went from our fence to the trampoline and then we rolled a balloon down it balloon had water in it so she thought it was so cool. But she's like, we need more tape. I was like, do you know what this tape's called? It's called duct tape.
Starting point is 00:44:49 And now she knows one of the main things she needs in life, duct tape. Therein lies the lesson. And Bo, which is so cute. Bo is so convinced that glue is the best thing for all adhesives. Oh, that's fun. He's like, I think we need glue. Glue would be better than this. I was like, no, I think tape's the best.
Starting point is 00:45:04 No, glue would work. Glue would work really well. You know, just better than this. I was like, no, I think tapes the best. No glue would work. Glue would work really well. You know, just how cute it is to think like, Hey, no, I've seen glue and it sticks to stuff. I use glue.
Starting point is 00:45:13 It gets all over my hands. I like glue. I like glue. I sniff it sometimes. No. Um, anyway, yeah,
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Starting point is 00:46:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing what you were kind of doing, but trying to make it on purpose. I like Trico.com slash ghost runners is where you're gonna want to go uh if you want coffee well not just coffee whoa protein excuse me excuse me iced coffee my brother oh and it comes in powder form it's gonna start as better they're not gonna ship you coffee they're gonna ship you powder that has 20 grams of non-gmo protein two shots of real espresso coffee and only one gram of sugar per serving that's nice and then you're gonna whip it up in a tumblr that maybe you have at home or maybe you
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Starting point is 00:47:38 pourable i was going to hear you out let's get back to one of those weird like brad like observations oh it just flows, man. They have a little air spout. Sometimes it's like... It pours, man. This thing pours. Let us know how it pours for you. Some drinks slap. This one pours.
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Starting point is 00:48:36 she's like, what did you like used to have for breakfast? And I was like, I would go to the Starbucks drive-thru. Yeah. And I would have to decide whether or not I wanted
Starting point is 00:48:43 a blueberry muffin or chocolate croissant. And a lot of times I're like, I'll just take both. And then I would get a tall white chocolate mocha. Yeah. And that's how I would start my day. Yeah. And then I stopped doing that and stopped drinking soda and stopped eating a ton of Andes. And I just immediately lost like 15 pounds. How does that work? Yeah. If you don't have to work out at all, just stop eating that for breakfast. Okay. Yeah. There's so much sugar yeah and not in one gram of sugar and that's awesome and i think it's not even uh added sugar hello hello it's good stuff man check wait till you pour it it's so horrible man so horrible um what's 2fa security on kraken So horrible. like 2FA on Kraken. A surefire way to keep what you already have safe and sound.
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Starting point is 00:52:13 There it is. Nice. Shout out. Anyway, we went to Isaac's parents' house for dinner this week. Chisics. Chisics, yeah. That was fun. Oh, I haven't told you this because I've been saving it for the podcast. It's so
Starting point is 00:52:25 not that awesome, but it's awesome. The night before we were going, I told Hattie and Bo, tomorrow we're going to Miss Kathy and Mr. Scott's house for dinner. A lot of our friends are going to be there. Mr. Isaac is going to be there. We kind of paused. They're just looking at us.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Mr. Harrison and Miss Abby are going to be there. Just look at us. Mrrison and miss abby are going to be there just look at us mr jake and miss rachel are going to be there yay i'm not even joking like it was like they were so it was like it was like the celebrity like the los angeles lakers were going to be there carly jean los angeles lake yeah it was amazing it was like yeah it's just so exciting they were so pumped about about seeing you guys. That's fun. Hattie is going to be a really fun age.
Starting point is 00:53:08 I feel like you can really talk to Hattie. Yeah, totally. It's really fun. Oh, they're, like I'm saying, it's like the best. I love my life. I love it. I love it. So, yeah, it was a fun time being over there.
Starting point is 00:53:17 It was so chill. Like, it was like just very easygoing time over there. And it's just, Catherine, we left that and we were like, we have great friends. We have really fun friends. That was a fun friend group. It was very... Just easy. Yeah, easy. Laid back. No one's trying too hard to do X, Y, Z. It's just like, no, we're just hanging out. Everyone gets along
Starting point is 00:53:35 so well. We did a cameo with everyone there. Yeah. More or less. That was kind of fun. It was fun seeing your kids interact with dogs. I've never seen that before. Oh, yeah. Chance, their golden retriever, came up and just licked Bo. And Bo just kind of fun it was fun seeing your kids interact with dogs i never seen that before oh yeah uh chance their golden retriever like came up and just licked bow and and bow just just freezes he doesn't like cry or anything he just kind of just his head kind of goes stands there he's just like it doesn't make any noise or like he's not like uh he just stands there and just takes it like
Starting point is 00:53:59 it's like it'll be over soon enough okay just do what you gotta do so yeah and then they're getting better with them they still don't know and it's still not like official official but i think there's still the plan of like we want to get one of those dogs from iowa do you know anything it's happening right now it's so right now it's so we like him hearing updates should i call steve coo sure Just ask him for an update on it because it's so funny. I've told you the male dog is named Buster. Buster. Which is great. And I think...
Starting point is 00:54:29 I forget exactly what the question was that you said Angie asked, but you're like, do you think Buster wants to... Buster's up for another go around? Buster's up for it. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:54:38 I think Buster's ready for another go around at church while serving out Yeah, exactly. breakfast. Anyway, I guess Buster's been in enemy camp for like a week or so now.
Starting point is 00:54:50 And I think the other dog, so Tommy and Corey's dog, Stephen A.G.'s other son, I think it also is in heat now. And so like, well, hey, Buster, you want to have the best week of your life? Buster's at Club Med over there. He's going to call Rachel's dad
Starting point is 00:55:06 I don't know if I've ever called Steve Coop Make it seem serious at first No He's not going to Is he at school? Yeah, definitely at school But, you know, just in case What if he's just on a break right now?
Starting point is 00:55:27 Well, at this point now I think I have to leave a voicemail so that he knows this isn't serious. It's probably like, why in the world is Jake calling me? Does he have a voicemail set up? He'll get two more. I mean, at this point, it is impressive. This is... Told you. Hello.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Steve Coop. Nice. It's not available. Please leave your message after you've called. After you have finished your message, Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Just hang up. Yeah. I know. I know how to leave a voicemail. Yo. Hey, Steve. I didn't need anything. Nothing important.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Brad and I are on the podcast right now and we were talking about Buster. Just wanted an update. See ya. That's fun. They're coming down this weekend. It's going to be a great time. Oh, yeah. This is the weekend of the Bachelor. Bridal part. Bachelor shower.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Oh, how fun. We should take a bachelor shower and they have those like take one we should do it yeah i was thinking we could we could take a bridal shower a character uh guy who doesn't know how what wedding showers are just one word changes everything so is this saturday when you guys are all taking your bridal shower i can never keep all the wedding showers and when you guys are taking them you don't you go you go there and then you take the shower who are so why are you all dressed up is your mom going to be there to take the whole shower that's funny uh they do those like guys showers like where you give them like tools and stuff you want me to do that for you no i just
Starting point is 00:57:01 registered for some tools last week which had to bar some tools yeah check them out if you if you need to guys oh my gosh i shouldn't have brought it up shouldn't have brought it up yeah did you yeah a little drill and uh tool set tool set yeah which um thanks for letting me use your drill sure a couple nights ago installed the old ring dorby finally out of house and uh it was fun you know i think my dad will appreciate this because it felt good to like yeah put something together to like install something yeah you know it's like i kind of get it i get the sense of accomplishment you feel oh yeah getting this done yeah especially like getting it done because this is like especially
Starting point is 00:57:38 like right now this is like to protect my fiance at her house you know so it felt a little different rather than just like yeah i assembled the cabinet yep or assembled the chair put your coat up on that hall tree now yeah but this was like uh this feels good and especially because it was like rachel really wanted me to do it by the end of the night because she kind of got freaked out the night before and so it's like 10 30 at night i'm doing this in the dark then it starts raining while i'm doing it oh well i'm like you know i'm gonna power through i'm gonna get this done yeah and it was slightly more confusing than'm doing it. Oh, wow. I'm like, you know, I'm going to power through. I'm going to get this done. Yeah. And it was slightly more confusing than I thought it was because the whole time, like,
Starting point is 00:58:08 these are in millions of homes. How hard can a ring doorbell be? But you also, you have to like deconstruct the old doorbell. You have to rewire it onto the ring doorbell. Oh, really? There's like wiring involved. And I was like, I guess everybody just does this. Really?
Starting point is 00:58:21 You know, so I had to like take or I had to like, you know, figure out which breaker like to shut off. Whatever. But I did it all. No problem. Nice. Having your drill helped. Sure. Trying to get the screwdriver into the siding. By the way, drilling into siding. Weird. Or maybe I just have a house built in 1935. No, probably weird because
Starting point is 00:58:39 some drill bits are made for certain kinds of materials. So maybe you needed a better drill bit for it. Could have been. You probably were using a wood drill bit. Could have been. Because siding's metal, right? Oh, I think it's hard plastic.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Okay. Yeah. So it shows how much we know. I don't think it's metal. Okay. Anyway. Yeah, you're right. Whatever it is, it's not wood, right?
Starting point is 00:59:02 It's something else harder. But that was fun. And well, should we get it to start where we talk? Oh, McDonald's dinner, which is nice. Your kids are great. Yeah. I don't know if there's anything else to say, really. I just make sure we wrap it up.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah. You want to do some blanks? Yeah. So blanks of the week. Okay. Because my yeah, I will talk about the ring door about more. Okay. Let's start with first, though. Let's start with tip of the week.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Tip of the week. Everyone enjoyed who's in charge from last week who's in charge so yeah i have some other parenting tips this one's this one's not necessarily parenting as much as it is a interacting with babies specifically babies time and i'm sure you're asking what what constitutes a baby brad anything one and under i think this this this is a hundred percent of the time working and i want you guys to try it out and tell me if it works. I will try it on timing. Okay. Well, you said I want you guys to try it out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:50 I guarantee you to work on timing right now because no, I'm serious. So this is how you make any baby smile. I'm serious. It's like one of my biggest secrets. It's two different faces consecutively. It's a very long face of surprise like this. Okay. Like,
Starting point is 01:00:07 so you're like a good, like thumbnail browser up. Yeah. Like, Whoa, you know, like, like act like you're one of those,
Starting point is 01:00:13 like old school carolers, like, okay. Okay. Either YouTube thumbnail, like, you know, um,
Starting point is 01:00:19 challenge video or old school carolers. And then you smile right afterwards. This is, so it's just like, Oh, and, and it also helps like suck in and make a little noise oh okay so we need some audio as well for this to work so we were in the yeah we were in the nursery again yesterday and at church helping out there were 10 kids 10 babies four adults and one of the adults was a sophomore in high school so like
Starting point is 01:00:42 three and a half what do they know i know those kids i would not trust anyone of that age to do anything anything that we are trying to make successful right trying to be responsible with so uh so i had to rise to the occasion you know because last time it was like so easy i just held rosie the whole time this time rosie was roman because she was happy roman i was holding a different girl uh made her fall asleep which i was very proud of. Good job. It's like one of the best parenting feelings in the world. You're in charge. And then little Zion over here was screaming his head off.
Starting point is 01:01:12 He starts giggling dude every time. So try it out. The caroler to smile or YouTube thumbnail to smile whatever you want. So that's fun. Parenting tip tip of the week. All right. I have a driving tip well you didn't try it on timon uh i want to see i want to see how you do i i don't know
Starting point is 01:01:30 why you're around for it okay i won't look i want to look at timon's reaction though okay yeah you look at timon because i want him to smile or not timon you're pretty oh wow he's like stoic about it i am determined so you will not win. Okay. Is that good? I don't know. I'm not seeing it. I'm whistling. Oh, my gosh. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:51 You're caroling. I'm eating a whistle. How am I whistling? You have to put your mouth in a whistling position. I made myself laugh. You've got to start sucking in before. I've never been able to whistle in my life. How is this's this happening watch so you start sucking it and then go to the small face oh okay i need to make that noise you can do it sorry i'm having a breakthrough i've never
Starting point is 01:02:14 been able to whistle now i'm just doing it you've never been able oh that's right that was like one of the things is that me or did you do that? Try again. You're like ventriloquist whistle. Dang it. No, I promise I didn't do it. You were both ready to mess with me. But I was ready to. I saw you both at whistling position. My dad can only whistle in.
Starting point is 01:02:37 And so it's so funny. He'll be like. He like runs out of breath. Yeah. I don't know what's coming. All the microphones go to one set of ears that time that time i just lost this tape you guys have to save yourselves yeah wow that was me again that was i i truly don't i'm gonna have to do this in my car by out. Now do it blown out. I lost it. Just wait. Exact same shape. It's so much air. Yeah, you'll
Starting point is 01:03:14 get there. All right. My sister back in the day, sorry, my sister Dana, my oldest sister, had a weird habit where she would just whistle one note for like 15 seconds at a time. One note? Yeah. So she would just like, like she'd just seconds at a time. One note? Yeah. So she would just like, like she'd just be sitting on the couch and she'd be like. And we'd look at her. She'd be like, what? Oh, sorry. Am I whistling?
Starting point is 01:03:37 Oh, am I whistling really loud? I think it was like a week or two that she did it, you know? Yeah. At least whistle a song. That's going to be you because you're just like gonna learn how to whistle and all of a sudden just be like i'm just gonna see how much i can hold this bad boy out i hope that's not the habit that i do around other people all right that is fun though they whistled tip of the week uh my tip of the week is gonna be uh for driving okay like a lot of people are just not aware enough while they drive so many people go and just autopilot while they drive and there's a lot of people are just not aware enough while they drive so many people
Starting point is 01:04:05 go and just autopilot while they drive and there's a lot of things that people do wrong that could make things better and more safe for the people the thing today i want to talk about is driving in the far right lane of a highway during a busy entrance and exit you know series of merge ramps but you are not exiting or entering you don't need you're just driving in the right lane clogging it up for the other people who are merging onto this highway and at the same time series of merge ramps, but you are not exiting or entering. You don't need to be there. You're just driving in the right lane, clogging it up for the other people who are merging onto this highway, and at the same time when people also need to merge. So many people are converging on the right lane,
Starting point is 01:04:32 and you're just driving there. Just having a ball. You're just trying, hey, I'm out of the way. You guys pass me on the left. I'm out of the way. Sometimes you need to be slightly more aggressive, and all it takes is just go in the middle lane. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Go in the middle lane. Don't go in the left lane, though, if you're one that's just kind of coasting the right lane. That's also bothersome. Please don't do that. I'd rather you do that in the right lane than the left lane. Yeah. But, yes, that's a good word.
Starting point is 01:04:52 I don't know why. Just in the last year or so of my life, it's really dawned on me how non-self-aware so many drivers are. It really bothers me. It's like, are you guys not taking this as seriously as I am? I take driving so serious. There are ways to do this so efficiently and so safely, and almost no one is doing it the same way I am. I am. I, I take driving so serious. I'm like, there's ways to do this so efficiently and so safely. And almost no one is doing it the same way.
Starting point is 01:05:08 I am fired up about it. I don't get that fired up. I just am more amazed. It's like when you see someone, like you see someone whistle one note for 15 seconds, like, huh, I did not know you could do that.
Starting point is 01:05:16 That is interesting that you would choose to do that. Yeah. I would not have done it that way. That's something a 15 year old would do, but not adults. Yeah. Anyway, that's my tip of the week.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Tip of the week. Okay. Next, should we do our poultry of the week? Yes. You got a poultry? Let's do our poultry of the week. And this is brought to you by Good Ranchers. That's right.
Starting point is 01:05:39 We figured it'd be kind of fun. They get to sponsor the poultry of the week because they're bringing poultry to my week. Rachel's been making more and more stuff from the Good Ranchers box that they deliver to our house, and it's so good, guys. Dude, we had their chicken multiple times. It's unbelievable. It's the greatest chicken.
Starting point is 01:05:57 And I told this to Catherine afterwards, and I was like, in the nicest way possible, that was the best chicken I'd ever had, and I think you overcooked it a little bit. And she was like, no. She agreed. She was like, no, I totally agree. But it was crazy how tender it was. I mean, it's amazing. And then she made a homemade chicken nuggets the night after that. Unbelievable. They were supposed to be for the kids and she was going to have extras. Guess who had extras? Nobody because I ate them all. You're in charge. I'm
Starting point is 01:06:20 in charge. Time in charge. Time in charge charge and she made scallops from the uh fish that they sent us oh how about that scallops yeah that's what they're called right cool yeah i get those scallions confused with scallions or tiny little green onions i think i get those confused with scallywags yes a pirate term for enemy i believe yes right now good ranchers doesn't sell any pirate enemies but if they did we would promote them yeah we would be on the hook for that nice yeah time you'll get there someday playing planking plank plank uh wooden plankton plankton egg leg you sell seafood never watch spongebob we're not anyway my poultry of the week is um so we got the ring doorbell set up. And, you know, it's nice.
Starting point is 01:07:06 It's fun. It'll send alerts to your phone if someone's at your door. Yes. That's it. So, okay. I did have quite the pause there. I kind of lost myself thinking about whistling again. I can't believe that noise came out of my mouth.
Starting point is 01:07:23 A couple things wrong. One of them's easily fixable it started sending alerts to my phone that entire first night every time a car drove by a little too sensitive yeah yeah so we got to pull the range back a little bit that one's fixable it's called the range finder the other thing stamping that is bothersome to me is i got an alert today i've had the ring ring d up for like a few days now it's been nice ring d today get notification something like emergency in your neighborhood and i'll click on notification thing and like oh this is kind of nice like the ring has like a
Starting point is 01:07:56 collective like it knows where i'm at it knows if there's like emergency i thought this was going to deal with like home security something like that and And it says, Evie has gone missing. I'm like, oh my gosh. Like a child has gone missing in our neighborhood. This is crazy. Nope, it's a freaking cat. Ring doorbell is sending me cat notifications. It's like they have next door for ring, basically.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Cats go missing all the time. Cats live half their life missing. It's not even a cat if it's not in a perpetual state of missing. Right. I see a cat on our lawn and I'm like i'll get back to it that's someone's cat if i see a dog i'm like uh-oh we gotta do something about this dog yeah you could send me to mars i see a cat there i think oh it'll find its way back it'll be back yeah i don't even need to put that thing in my spaceship that that's someone's cat that's a domesticated cat that's a domestic cat i don't need notifications if your cat has wandered off yeah that's unbelievable can you can you like yeah somehow remove cat notifications i
Starting point is 01:08:51 hope so notifications i i will if not i will be talking to my senator or the iowa senator somebody chuck grassley yeah somebody's getting a phone call because i i'm not getting notifications for like my fiance could be in danger or there could be a cat yeah on the loose i don't want that i don't want that to look like the same notification oh that's a big poultry that's my big poultry okay um i will say i speaking of just notifications in general i downloaded the score it's a app like a like a score app like a that's sick brad that, that's super sick. So I went to the app store, searched score. No, like ESPN's app just stinks. This is not my poultry,
Starting point is 01:09:30 but it's kind of my poultry. Yeah, it's been bad for a long time. It's been bad. But for the longest time, I was like, whatever, I'll just suck it up because I don't look at the scores that often. But I'm like, no,
Starting point is 01:09:39 I'm going to get a new one. And so I get the score because I heard one of my friends shout Chris Scholes. He listens to the podcast. Chris Scholes was like, yeah, I like the score. So they're okay, cool. Um, and they said, would you like to have notifications on for breaking news? And I was like, I never do that. I I'm a big non notification guy, but I remember when Patrick Mahomes signed that massive contract deal, uh, Greg, you know, roommate, Greg Gibby knew about it before I did.
Starting point is 01:10:02 And I was kind of sad. I remember that's the one time I was like, it'd be kind of nice to have breaking news on your phone. That's so specific. And bro, the breaking news that they send me is not breaking news at all. It's like, it's just like an article about a golfer. That's about to golf this week or like, you know, hockey, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, this is not breaking news. A golfer about to golf this week, breaking Luca Donchus. Yeah. Jersey is on. No, genuinely. Plans on playing Saturday. Yeah, it's like Luka adjusting to time with Kyrie, and it's like that's not breaking news.
Starting point is 01:10:32 That's not important enough to throw up there. It is barely even news. And guess what, Jake? I can't figure out how to turn it off because I'm 50 years old. I don't know what's going on. I've looked a decent amount to the point where I thought about deleting the app, but I just haven't done it yet. But it was frustrating.
Starting point is 01:10:47 I was like, I got duped. I got breaking news duped. So I hear what you're saying with the Evie thing. It's like, thank you. I would love to have some notifications every once in a while if something serious is happening. Yeah. But that's not what's going on. Not the cat.
Starting point is 01:10:59 So maybe a dog. On Gibby really quickly. Yes. I don't think you were in the room. You were watching the K-State game, but at the McDonald's house, we were rehashing that house and whatever different things. So old roommate Greg had a nickname Gibby from Canada. I think we talked about it on this podcast a while back.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Anyway, so Isaac's dad, his first time ever meeting Greg. Do you remember the story? Just out of nowhere. Just called him something weird yeah so i think brad had maybe called him gibby maybe scott isaac's dad was familiar that he had the nickname gibby but like no one else is calling him that we're not when we talk about him conversation we're not saying like yeah isaac and i we actually found a roommate his name's gibby like we're calling him greg like no one is calling him gibby so Scott finally meets Greg and there's kind of a silence in the
Starting point is 01:11:46 conversation and Scott's like well I'll say something he goes how was your week Gib seriously was he serious about it yeah he wasn't like joking he thought his name was Gib he's like in that way you guys call him Gib we're like no no his name is Greg no one calls him Gib oh it was so funny that's awesome how's your week gibb i uh i love the idea of yeah like that that nickname basically got given to him because somebody couldn't remember his name he's like he was like going around trying to remember his name he's like jake timon and i want to say it's not gibby is it so if you don't if you don't have a nickname or like know somebody's name,
Starting point is 01:12:25 just say something because it might become like their actual name that everyone calls them from now on. So my beef of the week, I have a beef of the week. Yes. You have poultry.
Starting point is 01:12:33 I have beef. And is yours sponsored by anyone? So the beef is sponsored by a pig. So good ranchers.com is sponsoring mine. Use code GRKC for $20 off your order. Good ranchers.com um is sponsoring mine uh use code grkc for 20 off your order um good ranchers best meat american meat delivered um my beef of the week is this woman from ace hardware
Starting point is 01:12:53 that works there um they always like whenever you go to check out they say do you have ace rewards and i do it's just my phone number and this woman it's like the one thing that i think she's really really excited about in life is taking down my phone number. And this woman, it's like the one thing that I think she's really, really excited about in life is taking down my phone number without looking at the screen. Without looking, yeah. And for a while, I was patient and kind about it. Now it's just my life mission to stomp that lady. So you say, 913, or no, wait, 311.
Starting point is 01:13:17 No, no, no, no, no. I don't do that. I go very fast. Because she'll go, she'll be like, can I get your number? And I'll be like, yeah, 913. She'll be like, you know, whatever.? And I'll be like, yeah, nine, one, three. She'll be like three, you know, whatever. And now I'm just like, all right. And this is my old home phone number.
Starting point is 01:13:30 So don't try to call it. You can't if you want, but I'll just go nine, one, three, eight, two, nine, one, oh, seven, five. Wait. Okay. Say it again. Nine, one, three. You know, she's like, she's still that one to look at.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Nine, one, three, eight, two, nine, one. What is it? You know? And I just, that's my beef of the week is this woman thinking that's a big deal to not look at the screen. It'd be like me being like, what's that website? www.goodranchers.com. Goodranchers.com. Promo code?
Starting point is 01:13:55 GRKC. GRKC. Yeah, I'd be like, you're checking out. Promo code? Okay, I'm going to go ahead and order the cowboy package. It gets you a lot of good steak. Wagyu beef. Promo code first. It's asking for a promo code right now. I haven't even ordered it. Promo code? Okay, I'm going to go ahead and order the cowboy package. It gets you a lot of good steak. Wagyu beef. Promo code first.
Starting point is 01:14:05 It's asking for a promo code right now. I haven't even ordered it. Promo code? Okay. Credit card number? 8407. 8407. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:14 No, yeah. Anyway, that's my beef. Tymon, you got anything? I have a seafood. Seafood of the week? No! Wait, because Good Rangers not only offers poultry and beef but also seafood they do incredible meat american meat delivered what's the sound effect for that
Starting point is 01:14:30 yeah good singers are always good at sound effects you guys that's like a whale anything nearby that ocean. That's a sonar whale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just the sound of a boat. What kind? Motorized or... Seafood of the week. All right. Seafood of the week from time to time.
Starting point is 01:15:01 So apparently I don't know what gluten is. Okay. Okay. you put it a week from time so apparently i don't know what gluten is okay okay i um like i'm when people say oh i'm gluten free i can't have this thing i like apparently haven't been taking note of what these things are sure to like know what this thing is yeah so i'm like the other day i can't what was it i'm like i keep picturing gluten in like ice cream yeah because for some reason my mind goes like gluten like glue like like glue glue gel gelatinous sort of i don't know but anything that's kind of sticky like yeah but i think the low was just i i asked my friend is gluten free i was like she was like get me something from quick trip i was like okay like is a shake is that is that
Starting point is 01:15:43 gluten free because i'm always like, it's a shake. I'm like, I don't know. She gave you a hard time for it. Apparently. Yeah. Apparently I don't know what gluten is. That's good. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:53 Just gluten in general should be, you know, just gluten. That's my secret. Gluten. Why do you exist? Yeah. Cause you know who doesn't have gluten in their stuff? Goodrangers.com. That's right.
Starting point is 01:16:03 That's right. You're not going to find it in there. I like that timer. No, that is really good. Yeah. It's just like, what is this?.com that's right that's right you're not gonna find it in there i like that timer no that is really good yeah it's just like what is this clue well and to be fair if you're gluten-free you might as well be lactose right like there's no way you only draw the line just at like yeah you're you're trying to be intolerant to things be intolerant to lack to you know and so a shake makes sense that you or ice cream or something like yeah mix those together sure exactly no problem time all right that's good i know we were trying to in this episode i know right now because we have a call which do you think that person's flexible yeah okay within i i scheduled to call for 30 minutes at a time so
Starting point is 01:16:33 okay great we're not going to talk to her for 30 minutes i'll bonnie if you're listening this we'll call you soon um okay and then of course we have babe of the week yes mine is gonna go to a woman who is so great with kids and not her own kids because she doesn't have them but uh with so many other kids uh i was on the phone with my friend brad this past week and we were talking catching up and i'm driving back to rachel's house and one right when i turn on to kind of our street from a distance about a quarter mile away i see two little dots and like a pink raincoat across the street i was like brad are your kids crossing the street right now he's like i don't know i'm not home i was like i think they are and he just crossed the street by themselves
Starting point is 01:17:12 which afterwards catherine said yeah i changed my mind i don't know if bo's old enough to cross the street by she told me that too she's like i don't think he's there i let him do it once i don't know if he's old enough but anyway they were crossed halfway through he's like there's a pebble there's a pebble in the street mom i forgot stick my stick i'm gonna go back and get my stick real quick it's like no yeah but they were right across me they were freaking out because rachel had a scavenger hunt for them to do and uh yeah we have this like little birdhouse in our yard and rachel's always putting stuff in it like little prizes for him but this time it was like a full-on scavenger hunt it rhymed it had these really hard clues for them to figure out and yeah just took like an hour out of her day just like make
Starting point is 01:17:48 a scavenger hunt for hattie and bow it's amazing and uh really awesome anyway that girl is rachel coop and i'm engaged to be married to her holy cow and she's the best always doing stuff for other people always doing stuff for kids and it's great great quality check out uh patreon i i also drove by after you said this. Oh, yeah, I'm home tail under the gap. Yeah, and I see all like all my favorite people out in Jake's lawn. That was fun. You drove by right when it was happening and then my whole family got in the front seat of my truck and drive home. That was funny to have like we're all getting here. I was like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:18:19 sure. Anyway, fun times. Yes, that was great. Um, my babe of the week also planned some events. Um, she planned a tea party, even though she'd never done it before. Honestly, I think I have a big shout out for her because, uh, she has had kids. She has kids of her own. Okay. Um, her name's Carly Jean. No, I'm just kidding. Um, no, she, I think her name's Catherine Ellis. She's my wife turns out. And she like, I think as, as uncomfortable as like unknown, it was for her to host this party for these little girls, the moms also, these girls also came in a lot of the moms she didn't know at all personally. So like that's, that's another challenge. Another thing that like got her out of her comfort zone of like,
Starting point is 01:18:59 I, you know, I'm gonna have to have conversation with these women, you know, for two hours alongside of organizing all this stuff alongside. And she said she had a great time. She connected well with these moms. That's a huge win, a huge step out for her. I think personally to like do this kind of thing. And, um, she did a great job. Obviously, how he was very happy with it. And I think she has new relationships with these women. And so she's my babe of the week, uh, for trying new things, for doing new things for her kid. Who is it? My wife.
Starting point is 01:19:27 Oh, my gosh. Catherine Ellis. Wow. So shout out to Catherine for just being the best. Truly, truly, truly. And she looked great at the party wearing some clothes from Carly Jean Los Angeles dot com. So special promo code. So that is right.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Yes. Okay. Let's start reviews of the week. Yeah. Okay. Yes. My review of the week is coming from that one ghosty. Dang it.
Starting point is 01:19:53 That's what was going to be mine. Sorry. That's why I went first. Baby. Five stars. All capital letters. Timon writing another review to give a big shout out to Timon. Dude is one year older than me and has some has one more sibling than me.
Starting point is 01:20:04 I'm also homeschooled and Tim timings little comments always brighten my day i hope he talks in the pod more because he's super funny and relatable anyways that's all folks peace else customer creations.com check it out also try to like wow thank you yeah i'm gonna just follow that up uh because there's another one all caps the title of the review says, More Tymon. Yes, yes. Also, then again, the username says Ty underscore Isaac. Kind of close to Tymon. Tymon's homeschooled. Hey, what's your middle name, Tymon?
Starting point is 01:20:33 Isaac's a biblical name. Yeah. Did you find my second account? His burner. It says, so far, Tymon seems amazing. Seems. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Oh, he's a seamstress.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Yes. Like it's a verb he's a tailor he seems amazing he hemmed my pants no problem yeah patched him up real good dot dot dot we want more timing just the timing was in all caps wow we do so time one two two reviews actually there's a third review we got a lot of reviews this week about timing. It's also just crazy. We're still getting reviews on a consistent basis. It's so wonderful. We've never gone a week without one. It's awesome.
Starting point is 01:21:10 That's crazy. They just keep coming in. We'll keep talking about them. Please. Yeah. Please leave us a review. It helps us a lot. It makes us really happy.
Starting point is 01:21:17 And you know, timing wants to keep coming back now. So yeah, say more nice things about timing. Yeah. All right, Brad, you want to end this episode with a jingle?
Starting point is 01:21:24 Well, we're running late. So let's do old school jingle. Let's let's throw one back. Great. nice things about timing. Yeah. Brad, you want to end this episode with a jingle? We're running late, so let's do an old school jingle. Let's throw one back. Great. Let's do it. Oh, boy. You're going to sing this as a whole one? Look at that head wobble. Talk, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Great. It's great because I never know what's coming. I don't know what's coming. Talk, go, go, go, go, go. Talk off, Rachel's in the house tonight. That's so fun. Kansas City's going to be a good vibe. Missing that 12 would be a crime. Everybody's here for a good time.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Come on, clap. Steve Triplett's in the house tonight. Kansas City's gonna be a good vibe. Missing that 12 would be a crime. Hey, Jake, really? Rachel, really? Likes you. Come on, Scott.
Starting point is 01:22:32 Come and dance. This is just for the patrons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can only see your bottom half. Good. Yeah, yeah. On your feet, Jake and Brad. Ready for some fun?
Starting point is 01:22:46 It's all tap. Reminiscing about the pod. Highlights of the show and meeting the squad. Family feud with friends and fans. A pill to beat the guy comes when we bless the man. Santo Mac just steals the show. Freestyle rap, got the flow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:58 I'm hanging here with all the government steeze. We hit the funky town. Fuck, just met with besties. Dang it. Off the phone line With fumes And Mr. Coffee eating Oklahoma Joes, yeah just try and stop me
Starting point is 01:23:12 Dean Ellis In the house tonight He found it again Kansas City's gonna be a good vibe Missing at 12 would be A crime Everybody's here for a good time Mr. James is in the house tonight
Starting point is 01:23:31 Kansas City's gonna be a good vibe Missing at 12 would be a crime Hey Jake, Rachel, really? Likes you Every day I'm pickling. Pickling. Pickling. Pickling.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Go back fast. Crap. Who will rescue me when I fail? Sign autographs. Now stop. Sign my cap. Eat at Chick-fil-A. How long can we stay?
Starting point is 01:24:11 Jingles, ghosts, you sing. Jake and Brad crying. Shout out all fans. Everybody clap your hands. Shout out all fans. Everybody clap your hands. Shout out all fans. Everybody clap your hands. Shout out! All fans, everybody clap your hands!
Starting point is 01:24:26 Shout out! All fans, everybody clap your hands! Everybody clap your hands! Everybody clap your hands! Shout out! Shout out! Shout out! Shout out!
Starting point is 01:24:38 Everybody clap your hands! Everybody, everybody, everybody! Everybody, everybody, everybody! Jake everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, everybody's, oh my god every day i'm pickle pickling we got a new episode coming out wednesday new ghost stories episode so we got some ghosties to call here in a little bit yeah give me just a quick preview um let's just say it'll be good there'll be some uh unwanted evacuations uh it's interesting it's ghost stories should i just say no no you can tantalize them titilize them yeah basically it's just gonna be fun it's gonna be a little bit uh i don't know i wouldn't eat lunch while i while i listen to this one uh but it's i think it has potential to be the funniest episode potentially ever yeah so listen on wednesday it's gonna be awesome we're gonna
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Starting point is 01:26:13 Yeah. That's good. That's good, right? Yeah. That's awesome. All right, you guys. Thanks for listening to our podcast. Have a good week.
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