Ghostrunners - 218 - Guess Who's Joining the Comedy Tour

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

Brad and Jake decide to call a number of a business that they're very curious about. Brad shares some recent fiascos in his life and Jake asks for feedback on some wedding ceremony plans. Check out Good Ranchers and get $20 off with code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Carly Jean and use code GRKC for 20% off https://www.carlyjeanlosangeles.com/ Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb  Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake, do you ever drive around? Yes. Okay. In a car. Yeah. And do you see the signs that say, I scoop dog poop? Yes, dude. In a Latha, right outside of my house.

Advertising. Yeah, that's usually what I see. It's like, well, I don't need to say the exact cross streets because then you'll know exactly where Jake lives, basically. Fine, I'm moving. By subway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That place right by subway.

Anyway, and yeah, I see it there and i think to myself is that is that really truly worth it it's it's it's definitely not worth it for one of the two parties either you are spending way too much money on a dog pooper scooper yes or the person doing it is not making nearly enough money to go and literally have a job where you pick up crap all day right the the sign that i've seen is a dollar a day it's 31 a month a dollar a day yeah and they come every day you think that now that's good that seems insane that seems insane they probably don't come once a day then then that's pretty good advertising for them so yeah let's, let's say, yeah, what would make this make sense? They come once a week, but they have, I mean, 25, like, what do they call them, clients? Sure.

Yeah, they got 25 holes. Yeah. 25 yards. It's just like. Well, maybe more holes than yards. Yeah. Maybe it's per hole, not per yard. It could be.

Yeah. Just like a law firm talking about like a client or a plaintiff, but they're like, yeah, how is it going with the Johnson hole? It could be. Yeah. Just like a law firm talking about like a client or a plaintiff, but you're like, ah, yeah. How was it going with the, uh, with the Johnson hole? How are we doing with that account? How sparky is hole doing?

Yeah. Um, yeah, he got into the Oreos the other day and, uh, you know, it was, it was a little bit of a tough,

you know, we had to, we had to bring out the hose. We couldn't scoop those. The hose. Bring the pressure washer. Um, all right, but let's keep talking about this. Yeah. I have a lot more questions a tough you know we had to we had to bring out the hose we couldn't scoop those bring the pressure washer um all right but let's keep talking about this yeah i have a lot more questions do you okay yeah let's do we have like a intro song or anything we play uh listen to this drum beat right here uh oh oh i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random

thoughts and white me too midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet. Cause it's the Ghost Rubs Podcast. Everybody morning, we're taking round. Ghost Rubs Podcast. Ghost Rubs Podcast. Okay, yeah, this is interesting. You bring up a good point. Cause how is it worth it for both people someone's getting ripped off someone yeah like you just said let's say you know it's once per week

25 clients that's seven dollars and 50 cents times 25 you're really going to get excited about making 187 a week going to pick up 25 dogs poops. Yeah. Then it becomes not, not terrible. I mean, 187, whatever times 52.

I mean, if you're a kid making $9,700 a year, not terrible. So is this a kid thing? Is this a high school business? Hopefully so. Like, hopefully it's not someone who's always had a passion for dog poop.

And it's like, yeah, and I found a way to make my passion, my career. If you, yeah, if you have a passion for dog poop, yeah's like yeah and i found a way to make my passion my career if you have you have a passion for dog poop uh yeah do that on as a hobby right i think so that's not that's not a career go to the dog parks and have it be their problem just be a servant you know um yeah just what do they even do once they have it do they have like a system some type of

garbage disposal they burn it ew ew, that's the worst answer. We need to talk to one of them. I think let's Google. Let's see. I scoop dog poop, Shawnee, Kansas. Okay, there's. I scoop. There's actually a decent amount of.

We got the scoopandpoop.com. Yeah, Pet Butler. Pet Butler. Duty Soldiers. The Pooh Squad, Aletha. You seen that one? The Pooh Squad. Pooh Squad.com. Yeah. Pet Butler. Pet Butler. Duty Soldiers. The Poo Squad, Aletha. You seen that one? The Poo Squad. Poo Squad.

Doggone it. I've seen Pooparoni. Ew. Stinkies. Pet Waste Removal. Wow. Pretty lucrative business. I guess there's duty calls.

Duty calls. That's kind of funny. Yeah. Indeed. Better Help. Wow. They're everywhere. Yelp.com. Y-E-L-p all right this is this is great choose

one let's call one of them let's do the uh i like duty soldiers that that that really caught my eye right off the bat okay um oh i'm typing have you have you clicked duty soldier.com yet um yeah it's beautiful pretty great website looks like something like did you take a like intro to web design in high school where it was like you have to learn how to like write a paragraph so you do the little carrot thing and you put p and then the other carrot and then you write something yeah like early like html and it's like test out what it looks like on a website that's what this website looks like that's good it's like a mix of word art and yeah just stock images but hey the logo also has the dog holding the poop so oh revolutionary idea and now i think about

duty soldiers do they employ like dog soldiers maybe it's like pick up their own poops you know it's the low prices these service dogs you know after they're done you know performing their help on these soldiers, now are helping out with duty service. Yeah, that's what it is. Like this one was just in combat, and now he picks up other dogs' poop. It's a little bit of a demotion. Free first month of service, including the initial cleaning.

Wow. New client special. Oh, that's the first 10 new clients providing an affordable luxury since 2008 i think we got to call these people can we call them all right let's call them up right now found their phone number nobody beats our prices guaranteed i think we should we should read off some of the other names like pooperoni's saying they're at this price i don't know. Then again. Okay.

Okay. I got to get serious before we make this call. All right. All right. All right. We can't laugh. You're I'm going to, that's, that's my goal is to try to make you laugh. This is wild. You got to have a fake name.

Fake name. Did you figure out the fake name? Yeah, I got it. Okay. Make it something awesome. You've reached Josh from the Duty Soldiers Pet Waste Removal Service. We are a family-owned and operated business servicing the Kansas City metro area since 2008. Awesome.

Sorry I couldn't take your call right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and a message after the beep, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Time to hang it up. Should we go? Duty Soldiers didn't work. Let's call somebody else. Scoop Soldiers?

Let's see what their website looks like. Wait, Oklahoma City. Oh, Shawnee. i looked up shawnee shawnee kansas pooperoni is a pretty great name pooperoni yeah yeah you want to read off their number to me eight one six it's a missouri number no wonder they're willing to pick up crap three two two two three two eight okay this is Pooperoni? Pooperoni. Okay. Oh.

Also potentially known as EcoScoopers, it looks like. When I call them on Google Voice, it says Stinky's Pet Waste. Yeah, I'm also seeing Stinky. They have a lot of names. This is Sean. Hey, Sean, this is Bernie. How's it going? Doing all right.

Awesome. Hey, I'm calling about a dog problem. It's actually, it's not really my problem. My roommate's got like a, I don't know what, it's like a half Rottweiler, half Chihuahua somehow. And the poop is unbelievable. And I wanted to call someone and see if you guys could help me out. It's like a half Rottweiler, half Chihuahua somehow. And the poop is unbelievable. And I wanted to call someone and see if you guys could help me out.

Okay, yeah. Okay, great. Actually, why don't I just call him in. Hey, Brad. Brad, okay, yeah, here we go. This is my roommate, Brad. Okay, this is Pooperoni, Brad. Pooperoni?

Oh, the scoopers? Yeah, yeah. Hey, how's it going This is my roommate, Brad. Okay, this is Pooperoni, Brad. Pooperoni? Oh, the Scoopers? Yeah, yeah. Hey, how's it going, man? I'm Brad. How much... My roommate's like, hey, you guys got to fix this problem. What do you guys charge per month for this thing? So is this a house or an apartment? House.

For your backyard, for one dog? Yes. He's a Chihuahua rider. He's half Chihuahua, half Rottweiler. Yeah, goofy. He's, yeah. I think that's probably $79 a month. Okay.

And how many cleanings is that? Once a week. Once a week.79 a month. Okay. And how, how many cleanings is that once a week, once a week, once a week. Okay. And is there a limit on how much he can poop? Like, do you have like weight limits or anything? Yeah,

it's 10 pounds. Okay. Okay. And okay. And it's just, it's 10 pounds. Okay. Okay. And it's just his poop that's acceptable to be picked up? I mean, you or the other guy happens to go out in the yard, I can pick that up too. Okay. Okay.

I don't honestly – 10 pounds, is that like – is there a fluctuating limit? I can pick that up too. Okay. Okay. I don't honestly, 10 pounds, is that like, is there a fluctuating limit? Because I need to go weigh how much is out there right now. Or is there like initial cleaning or anything like that? Yeah. I'm a little busy. I mean, I can keep going along with this for a couple more minutes but Okay. Okay.

Let's keep going along with it for a couple more minutes. Sure. I don't know. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. That was wild. I was like, is he in the room how does he know was it that obvious he paused right away he he like i felt like he knew from the start sorry sean

i think a chihuahua what was the giveaway i feel like chihuahua could be a real thing there's no way chihuahua. What was the giveaway? I feel like Chihuahua could be a real thing. There's no way. Chihuahua. Rottweiler. Oh, yeah, it is a real thing. I don't know. Comment below on the YouTube video when you thought he, when did we give it away? Was it to Chihuahua?

Because of the size difference between Chihuahuas and Rottweil can't mate naturally not without a little help anyway that's what this says 79 a month okay if you get enough clients 20 per yard how long you think i mean that's that's not that much different probably in time than a lawn mowing service with a lot cheaper materials and equipment maybe there's a business there i don't know yeah when you get done mowing the lawn though you're done when you get done scooping up dog poop now you got a truck full of dog poop yeah true either way fun start to the episode everyone's like i thought we were done with poop stories and here we are again yeah it's not about the the nastiness okay okay? Oh, wow.

That's so funny. Anyway, that's kind of fun. Hot start. Hot start. We are recording this on a Wednesday, April 12th, for a Monday, April 17th episode, which means that tomorrow is Thursday, April 13th, a.k.a. Phoenix, Arizona, baby. Yes.

So at the time... Jake's bachelor party. You're listening to this it's happened but we we haven't experienced it yet so we have to wait another week but we are excited honestly i knew that you were like i obviously i know that we're leaving tomorrow to go but you came here today and you're like yeah we're actually you want to explain like your situation it basically when you explain your situation it kind of just hit me and got me so much more excited of like holy cow we're leaving tomorrow. It's like happening.

It's like really soon. You know, like I think because I always thought, yeah, we're leaving on Thursday and I'm not leaving until the afternoon. So anyway, I was just like, oh,

it's like pretty far away. Got time. Now all of a sudden you're like, yeah, dude, I just packed and I'm going from here to the airport. Essentially. Not truly,

but yeah. So I, Jake Olathe live very far south south rachel podcast studio located kind of in the middle middle scott slash airport very far north north since me scott isaac and harrison have like a five oh i need to check in oh man i'm so screwed dude but you're you're you're flying with four of your friends that want to actually sit in the same row as you. Oh, I'm sleeping that whole time, dude. Our flight is like at 5.15 in the morning.

And so we're all going to do a little slumbo, a little slumby pee at Scott's tonight because he lives like 10 minutes from the airport. And so anyway, I was running late this morning because I needed to pack and pack up my car and everything this morning because I'm not going to go back to my house at Latha. So I'm just throwing in stuff and just trying to still coordinate

some nice golf outfits. I want to impress the boys. Oh, yeah. One of the good for the fellas. I'm going to make sure I compliment every single outfit. Thanks. No matter what. Jake, wow.

Yeah, there is a little navy on the polo, and I see why you wore the navy shorts. It does match. Very good. Part of the cloud on the flamingos. Okay, two quick bets about the slumbo yeah uh a will scott make puppy chow and b if he doesn't make puppy chow will he mention it at least once he will definitely mention at least once he'll be like yeah i'm trying to figure out a way to get some powdered sugar past TSA.

Yeah, you know, it's easier going into Phoenix than it is going to Florida with the powdered sugar on top of that. But I don't know if he'll make it. I think it depends on if Scott is playing some high-level rec pickleball tonight, which is pretty likely. Then it's like, ah, I didn't have time to make chow. But if he's just at the house

chilling tonight, if Sam's like, hey, I went to your home with you last night before you leave. Then he's like, I'll whip up some chow. Yeah, unprompted I think he's just going to the house chilling tonight you know if sam's like hey i want you home with your last night before you leave and he's like i'll whip up some chow i yeah unprompted i think he's just gonna be like dude i just wish we could take this puppy chow wish we could take this with us on our carry-on to florida or to phoenix man it'd be awesome all right everybody guess i'm about to check in it is 9 55 a.m i'm checking in for my 5 10 a.m flight about four and a half hours late you are are done. I'm done, so. You are overcooked. Make your guesses. What am I going to get on Southwest?

Okay, but this is going to be the first flight of the day, a.k.a. there's not going to be automatic check-ins before you. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? I think I understand. I'm going to say your C-46.46 whoa that's far back yeah

i think i could still snag c11 timing do you know what we're talking about no genuinely i know yeah it's it's been i on southwest you have to fly very often yeah southwest you have to check in 24 hours or late or or sooner before your flight i'm sorry no assigned or later yeah yeah yeah and so the earlier you check in 24 hours or sooner before your flight. I'm sorry. No assigned seats. Or later. Yeah. And so the earlier you check in, the more likely you are going to be in A group.

So there's 60 passengers in A, 60 passengers in B, 60 passengers in C. Yeah. C46 is actually really far back. Yeah. I don't think there's ever any D, are there? No. Okay.

I have to hold true to C, 46. What are you going to guess? You said 60 seats in each? Yeah. 60? Okay. B, 60. B, 60.

Right on 60. Okay. Everyone listening right now, make your guesses. I'm going to check into my flight. I'm an early bird check-in guy. Lithium batteries. No. E-cigarettes. Vaporizers. Radioactive materials. your guesses i'm gonna check into my flight i'm an early bird check-in guy um lithium batteries no e-cigarettes vaporizers radioactive materials timing b56 good for you timing good for you timing is good close i'll take b that that's

right on the the cusp of maybe still getting a window seat yeah when i guess c40 i was like what if it's on a full flight which i don't think it's probably going to be at five in the morning that's a good call you know like i could be the last one to board at b56 who knows yeah you very well could be so anyway that's fun no but i think you just say hey which one of those guys let's see scott isaac scott was probably awake at five something this morning probably up and adam so he's probably like b1 i feel like it's almost impossible to get a unless you pay for it these days yeah um so i bet scott and scott would definitely hold you a spot and also let you sit in the window if you wanted to you know what i mean nice nice fella he'd put hit he'd put he'd sit in the you know aisle he'd put

his puppy chow in the middle and then me right there in the window in the window so speaking of southwest i can't believe i didn't write this down on my notes talk about so i'm glad i thought of it isaac last night texted me i'm going to tell you the end of the story and then then you'll try to guess the beginning okay the end of the story is last night isaac texted me and said hey like what's the difference in if like what is a frequent flyer number and what is a rapid rewards number okay trey needs it isaac texted you this yes what does it mean trey needs it this whole episode is just gonna be me just quizzing you guys what does it mean what does it mean mean

why would trey be calling isaac okay good question trey needs it trey it's turning into a madcap tre train well generally i'm like i'm like like that's that's the that's the trick is that we're all thinking one tray it's actually a different tray who's trey is it trey kennedy yes can i ask that yeah it is is it isaac mcdonald yeah okay um and he texted you last night yeah last night where was isaac with trey was he with trey no okay so okay here's what happened is you were you were hanging out with rachel or maybe with josh mayor okay spoiler for a preview for wednesday episode And you were just off your phone. You didn't have your watch on yesterday.

I was a bad texter backer. I apologize once again to you, Brad, I'm sorry. Oh, no need brother. Pish pot. I,

I don't please take as long as you, if, if the, if the reason that you didn't text back is because you just saw it and just were like, I know I don't care about him. I'm going to ignore him. That bothers me a little bit. But if it's like,

Hey, I didn't see your text because I'm not addicted to my phone. Take five days to text me back. That's fine with me. I don't care about him. I'm going to ignore him. That bothers me a little bit. But if it's like, hey, I didn't see your text because I'm not addicted to my phone, take five days to text me back. That's fine with me. I don't care. I don't want to have the expectation in our society that we're going to text back. Whatever. Neither here nor there. You were not on your phone. You were away. You were hanging up. You were hanging out.

Oh, yeah. And Trey is trying to book things for, I think, next week is when you go to Philadelphia. Is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like i need i need some numbers for this bad i need it bad i need it now i need to you know send a message maybe isaac's with jake because they're both roommates together i have a number for him boom that is i'm impressed that you're yeah way of like coming up with a logical explanation it's not even close but it is not okay wait i want to figure out that it's a fun answer can i just tell you

the answer it's real fun okay so two days ago uh trey asked me hey uh or i think i was trying like hey how's the search coming for like a videographer he wanted like a tour videographer maybe you guys know okay story and um anyway trey was saying he's like yeah i think what i'm gonna try to do is try to hire someone who could be a videographer but also sell all the merch on tour and so i was asking i was like how's that going he's like it turns out it's pretty tough to find someone who like wants to and can do both of those things at the same time he's like so i'm probably gonna have to do like different roles oh my gosh and he's like he's like yeah would you do you know of anyone uh which is great because like i'm always just trey's guy like yes you don't even want to start a girl's channel do you know anyone to make videos

with he's he's so popular and yet he has no connection do you know anyone who could be a bridesmaid in this video anyone to be a groomsman in this video you know uh so yeah he's like do you know of anyone who could uh do be the merch person so i was kind of thinking about it's like it would have to be like someone who's like pretty flexible and uh would want to do it and so the first thing i thought of was isaac and i was like i could float it to isaac and he's like sure i text isaac and like a few hours later it's like official really like isaac is going on tour with us no way to sell trey's merch isn't that so fun slinging some merch yes oh my gosh and so he's excited i'm so excited i get a friend i get a golf buddy i mean i get like a you get

someone to share like your excitement with yeah you get a bus mate and uh yeah all expenses are paid he makes a little bit of money plus tips which he might just rake in oh my gosh ghosties i will give you 10 of of whatever you tip Isaac. I will give back to you. Go hard and somehow document it and I will send you back 10%. I think people, Ghosties now are going to be so excited.

Like, wow, I get to see Jake and Isaac on tour. That's so fun. Yeah. So, I mean, I think he's like, I'm free like every tour date. Like, I'll be there. Really? I'm there for everyone.

Dude, that's amazing. Yeah, I don't have anything to tie me down. And then like a day later, he's like, I did forget about my dog um so i guess i'll just hey we'll call uh we'll call this guy that you saw right through sean who's pretty busy and see if he can watch him no way dude is that pretty fun oh and you're gonna have so many isaac stories yes dude like because i feel like that's one thing since engaged you know dating rachel you haven't hung out with isaac as much not as much and so we haven't heard as many isaac stories Yes, dude. Like, because I feel like that's one thing since engaged, you know, dating Rachel, you haven't hung out with Isaac as much.

Not as much. And so we haven't heard as many Isaac stories. We're going to hear some good ones. Yeah. Holy cow. That's so awesome. Yeah. That just happened.

Like the last like 24 hours. Like Isaac is just. So he's going to be the videographer too? No, no. So it's going to be split up. I think it's like there's a merch person who's there every stop. They are slinging merch and then maybe a tour videographer who comes every now and then. Do you think that eventually, I probably think the answer is no,

but do you think eventually you'll be able to creatively work him somehow into the set to get him on stage ever? Because I'm assuming the merch guy during the show isn't doing a whole lot. Yeah, I don't know how much is getting sold while I'm on stage. It would have to just be like someone going to the bathroom. I don't even know. Yeah, do you buy a on stage. It would have to be like someone going to the bathroom. I don't even know. Do you buy a t-shirt on your way to the bathroom? Probably not.

And I would never go to the bathroom during a comedy show unless I have just absolutely TB. Like tiny bladder. Tiny bladder. Got it. That was tuberculosis. That's a joke. How is that related? From a TB guy.

I'll tell you when people do go to the bathroom is when the opener is performing really because they're like well i don't want to go to the bathroom during trey which is fine it's part of i understand that obviously you're paying for the main event obviously but i'm like i would be so curious about the opener because it's like either this is going to be amazing or this is going to be awful and that's entertaining if it's awful let's see right like yeah oh i would it's like the movies like i'll hold it forever you know i i do not want to miss a single thing yeah so anyway to answer your question wow dude maybe there will be a fun way to get isaac on stage or just different ways to get him on stage yeah just like i tell isaac hey

i want you like just trust me like i'm gonna have a bring you up on stage is that natural but then what actually happens is like hey i know there are some hearing impaired, so I brought a sign language interpreter. And Isaac has to come up. He's like, oh, my gosh. Yeah. I like the idea of you planting Isaac in every show and bringing him on stage, asking him questions, and having set up answers for it.

Yeah. That's fun, too. And maybe a quick magic trick. That's so fun that Isaac's going. Isn't it? That's so awesome. It happens so fast. It's a quick magic trick that's so fun that isaac's going isn't it that's so awesome it happens so fast it's like dude this is so fun and josh mayer is probably going to be not coming on tour with us but i think we're going to be shooting a lot of golf content while we're on the road and so he's just going to like join on the bus and so on the

same day that josh is here we're all like playing games having he's getting to meet isaac it was kind of like hey well all three of us will probably be hanging out a lot this summer, very randomly. So, pretty cool. That's awesome. Is the official tour starting next week? Next week is our really only and last warm-up show. So I think it's like

six shows in Philly, and I'm going to really... I actually had this idea recently. I think I might try to do it, just be fully transparent with the audience. Like, look, our tour starts next week. This is the last time we get to test it out. We're going to do a little thing called 30-second bits. And I'm just going to, they're not very long.

We're just going to see how it feels. Yeah. You know, and just try to be. Get an applause meter at the end of each one. Like, do we like that one? Should I keep going? You guys don't drink as much milk as, okay all right now i know now i know that's really fun i love the idea of it like going super well and then you just keep flowing on it and like you

improvise like you're just like all right let me tell some more jokes what was that one good no that i should have stopped back there okay okay one too many one too many that's great just i was thinking about just like i know i'm not gonna want to test out jokes in a 2000 000 person theater like this is my chance like jake it's scary but you've got to just like test out everything in philadelphia fun because philadelphia is known for being super nice kind patrons of anything welcoming yes they don't throw snowballs at santa claus yeah or batteries at baseball players yes that too so it's a good place to test the material. They'll let me know. How bad of a joke would it have to be for you to get batteries thrown at you, do you think?

It would probably have to be like disrespecting the town and the people of Philadelphia. Okay, so don't do that. Okay. Because that's not going to go very well in Scottsdale when you're there. Philly's the worst. Testing out my Philadelphia townspeople jokes.

I thought I'd start started off in Philly. So okay, I have I have some fiascos this week. I'm a positive person for the most part, but I've had quite a few fiascos. I want to hear one fiasco and then I want to hear if

you've been wearing any women's clothing. Okay. Okay. Do you want the bathroom fiasco the oil change fiasco or the dryer fiasco first oil change for 400 please okay so this one actually did not happen this past week it happened a few weeks ago but i had never talked about it um we remember we had that convert that that um conference call when i was getting my oil change at the car dealership. Oh yeah. With Allie.

Yeah. Everything was going great. Uh, had a great conference call and, uh, you know, it's an oil change supposed to take like an hour tops and they come back. They're like,

all right, it's ready for you. I go back there and he's like, let me get your keys. Uh, he's like, actually the keys are in there. And he like walked me out and I'm like,

that is a white minivan i was like mine is gray is there any chance do you guys ever do paint jobs as well this could be did you do like one of those yeah one of those need for speed things recustomize my car and uh he's like oh my gosh we serviced the wrong vehicle which i was like he's like is there any chance that you are able to stick around a little bit longer we have i don't think we even started yours and i had to go pick up hattie that afternoon um from my aunt's house they do homeschool you know kind of stuff on tuesdays and anyway i was like no i don't really have time why don't i just take the white van and then you guys well and so they were like yeah so

they go well okay we can get you guys we can get you a rental for the night. Whoa. And which I was like, great, that's fine. I don't, I don't mind that. We can get a rental for the night and we'll just like first thing in the morning, it'll be ready for you. I was like, great, no problem. And so I get a rental, I drive, it's a Honda pilot, you know, SUV, drive that down to my aunt Cindy's forgot that I didn't have a car seat for her. I was going to forgot about it.

And so my aunt Cindy, you know, being awesome, she's she's like i have an extra car seat just borrow one of mine so great put one of those in there drove the pilot up we're having fun hattie was like this isn't as cool as the van i was like i agree but hey whatever um anyway katherine goes uses it all night uh she went out to dinner i think that night and anyway gets back and then the next morning like first thing in the morning i take this thing back to the car dealership drop it off say hey i'm just dropping this thing off thank you very much get my van drive home and as i'm like i think the next day i realize oh i left the car seat in the pilot and so this routine like should have taken an hour you know time to the to go get my oil change all of a sudden was

a three four day trip you go back to get the car seat it's completely white the car seat's been bleached that's the thing there so just just a fiasco of sorts like it was one of those things where i don't care i'm a i'm an easygoing guy i don't mind you know i i'm never i'm never upset with the the guy who's like talking to me about something that the mechanics didn't do right or whatever, no problem, whatever. But then I was like, dang it. I'm a little bit like bothered now because I have to do this trip three times, but because that one mistake kind of led to other, yeah. And it was the dealership up at the legends. Like it's not like crazy close, not crazy far. It's not close.

Yeah. So dude, have you ever been introduced to the drive through oil change? Yes. So yeah, it's tough with the newer cars not going to dealerships in my opinion, because like the new like the Odyssey has like all these like maintenance reminders and it has a this number and it'll say you need to do

these things and I don't know what all that like an error code. Yeah, kind of. It's like B 1436 bingo and yeah i i'll take it there and they'll be like yeah you need to do this this and this and it's like okay the honda people they know i don't know whereas like my my truck oh 100 i'm taking it to the the drive-thru i'm not even getting out of my truck kind of thing so it is fun i didn't know that was even a thing in cars because i've driven very old cars and they even did that to mine where like they have a certain way they can like oh like uh fiddle with the ignition and then it'll give them

something and then they like oh like on the no no no what is it it's a tool i was totally yeah yeah yeah okay yeah they even did that on my old car and i was like oh that's fun yeah anyway cars cars car, Lee, Jean, Los Angeles. Hey, so the Carly Jean followed me on Instagram this week. That's kind of fun.

Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah. Oh, speaking of it, we got to talk about Instagram later. Okay. Instead of a fiasco.

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You can wear it just around the house. You can wear it to counseling. You can wear it to church. You can wear it to volleyball most summers. You can wear it all different ways. That's right. Brad is reading that verbatim. That's what they wanted us to say. Volleyball most summers. Then they put S-U-M-M-A-H-Z

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And so I would, I would wear slacks and that would just toss them out. Yeah. And after a while I was like, I need capsule clothing. Yeah. I need something I'm going to wear for a while. So now I wear women's capris.

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I had something to say from Instagram. Yes. Let me see if I can find this. Did you... So when I got this DM, I was like, there's no way this guy only DM'd me. Surely he DM'd Brad as well. Did you get a DM from a Luke this week? I was like, there's no way this guy only DM'd me. Surely he DM'd Brad as well. Did you get a DM from a Luke this week?

Yes, that's a very unique name, so I'm sure I remember my DM from Luke. Let me tell you about Luke. Mr. Luke G. Oh, okay. Now we're going somewhere. I don't think so. Okay. So I get this DM from a verified account which two weeks ago pretty exciting nowadays like this guy could just be some yeah he's got yeah good

person like me sure just didn't even earn it says brother that's the only dm next dm i like that brother yeah i watch you all the time i think you're amazing are you in la do you do movies so right away i was like define la define movie right that's what do you call a movie yeah what do you know about cj uh-huh i'm in la brother and so i was like all right this is a interesting dm i'm gonna go to his. That was it for the first message. And he says he's a film director. He's got all these things in his bio that he's been the director of. He's got his IMDb in his link.

I look at that. I Google him. Everything is turning out legit. But I'm like, I mean, how often does a movie director just DM you? Like this just doesn't feel like the way it goes. I have so many friends in Los Angeles who are, you know, a waitress at night and a valet during the day, you know, just trying to, like, make it happen. They're trying to be an actor. I was like, I don't think this is how it goes.

But I was like, this seems like the real deal. Let's see what happens. Did you respond back, brother, period? Brother. Send. I said, I appreciate you saying that and reaching out. Not based in LA, but i'm there from time to time nice never done a movie but sounds fun do you have anything specific in mind he said i do

i'm directing rock the boat for netflix rock the boat rock the boat so then i google rock the boat yeah it's a comedy movie it's got um rebel wilson in it yes in one other female that i recognize leslie man is that her name um i think that might be her name i'm looking at her now she's the girl from like a bunch of adam sandler movie like she was very popular comedy yeah girl back in this is 40 or whatever i think which she was in that with paul rudd and so i was like okay so far this all like seems legit big daddy she was in big daddy really she was oh yeah yeah she was h h h yeah um fun that'd be fun to meet her i said awesome i just looked it up sounds like a fun project with some fun people did you have a specific role in mind for me when and where would production take place i'll have details soon. Hello! Thanks, brother. There is a 99% chance we never hear from this guy again.

Really? I mean, this doesn't feel real. I don't know. I'll have details. Like me? Why is he deeming me and not you? He's seen us in the same videos. Because we look like different people.

You're Leslie Mann, I'm Rebel Wilson. You know? That's like being like, why are they deeming Shannon Tatum and not Jonah Hill for this part? Yeah, they could both be 21 Jump Street. I don't see why not. I just figured he would at least DM us both.

If I was casting a movie, I would not cast myself. I would put you in it with Rebel Wilson. But you don't know what the part is. That's true. He'll have details soon with Rebel Wilson. But you don't know what the part is. That's true. He'll have details soon. So I really, really don't think anything's going to happen, but I did want to put it out there just like,

hey, just in case. It is R-rated. I'll make sure my people talk to their people and say Jake has a few things he will not do. Project was originally written by Jacob Mazeros. We all know him. Oh, J-Maz. Uh-huh. Do you ever think about that oh j maz uh-huh do you ever think about that when you watch movies like you ever put yourself in that scenario like you see like

an actor smoking and sometimes i think like do they learn that where would i would i be willing to smoke on camera i think about that stuff really yeah oh i don't like where's the lot like what would i do i would smoke on camera yeah well smoke Well, smoke what? Smoke a cigarette. Yeah. Yeah. I would smoke a cigarette. Just not inhale it. But here's a, here's a question for anybody who knows the answer. Is it a real cigarette?

Cause I don't, I don't think I would smoke a real cigarette, but if there's like, oh, well, that's what I meant. Well, they got to have like movie cigarettes, right? You think so? Surely they got everything for the movies. Let's order some movie cigarettes. Like, I don't, I don't, I've never smoked a cigarette in my life and i never don't get excited about ever trying one and i feel like in order to do it in a movie i'd have to learn and

like do it a decent amount of times i don't want to do that because i hear that smoking is addictive have you heard that you're thinking of netflix well which is where the movie netflix is the new smoking they say that's true surgeon general there's a little stamp on it anyway i've been watching some netflix nice what's going on with you more of a peacock guy but uh no rachel and i are making our way through a show very slowly because we we there's a lot going on right now but and we watch about one episode per week is our pace the night agent that's so funny yeah sorry that's just so funny like that's like how everyone lived until netflix was around like yeah we're going very slowly on this show one episode every one episode a week we even have like a set time that we watch

it wednesdays at 9 p.m central you know 10 p.m eastern and like yeah up until 10 years ago that's how everyone watched the show ever we're going very slow yeah what's it called no i haven't heard of uh the night agent okay my parents actually recommended it to me and i think it's been number one on netflix for like multiple weeks now so like anytime something's number one for a while it's like right probably just rule of thumb like it's worth checking out 94 like this tv show really that's a good is that on netflix or is that like a rotten tomato this is on i just googled it and it said it down below google users it says 94 of google users google um fbi that's it they're involved yes and it's uh it's pretty impressive how good the show is without having a single actor i've ever seen or heard of before is it from a different country

no i don't think so. Okay. The dialogue is a little rough at times, but... Like it's not Canadian or something? I guess it could be Canadian. I'm not real sure. I don't watch the subtitles,

so I don't know if they spell color C-O-L-O-U-R. Yeah. That'd be a dead giveaway. Yeah, I haven't heard of any of these people or seen them. Rachel thinks the main character looks like Christian McCaffrey, and I say, hey, settle down. All right, I don't want you daydreaming about christian mcafree

i can see it yeah um anyway i feel like well main characters from st louis missouri awesome no no no it's another one of those shows where a lot of law enforcement is involved and right now i'm on an episode where the fbi wants something but there are there there's a lot of tension with him in the white house that's like a different part of the kind of the government uh-oh now the secret service is involved okay now they want something and it feels like they're all on different teams they can't share things with each other like oh you don't have the clearance to know what the secret service is doing and i've been bothered by it brad and then this morning i'm driving down the street and a cop passes me and it says state trooper yeah then i see another

cop when i get off the highway that says highway patrolman okay and now i'm a little bothered we have all these different things you know with government with law enforcement all these different sections why aren't why do we need all these different things like why do we need different services like what's the difference in a highway patrolman and a state trooper and just like a police officer and a sheriff? Why don't they all just be policemen and then they just do whatever a highway patrolman would do as a policeman? Is a highway patrolman not considered a policeman? I'm sure they're under the umbrella of police. I think they're under the same umbrella.

Really? Yeah. I don't know. Well, their cars look different. They're like, we are a highway patrolman. It's not a cop car. Well, that's what you, if you want to be a highway patrolman, you get a cooler car. I got to get this one.

Yeah. I have no idea. That's just my beef of the week is that we got all these different guidelines set up. And I'm sure it's annoying for local law enforcement, too. It's like, well, that was state trooper did that. Hey, that wasn't me. That's not my jurisdiction uh yeah true like like if i if i i don't know like a normal thing for a police officer to do is yeah respond to a disturbance at a house or something like a

state trooper's driving by and i'm you know doing crazy things at my house with the state troopers be like not my problem yeah i don't think so i think there's all police at some point right i guess i'm decently ignorant to all this. This is a little bit of the night agent bothering me a little bit too. Like, you're the FBI, you're the Secret Service, just help each other. Stop keeping secrets from each other.

I just hope... There's something out there. For the police's sake, Brad, I hope the state troopers aren't keeping anything from the beat cops. You'd be surprised, man. You'd be surprised. Just let us know in the comments.

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capital of honduras that's exactly it yep uh my my poultry is it's twofold it's it well the overarching thing is people assuming that you know what they're talking about i just that that's that's bothersome to me and there's two specific areas where i think everyone assumes that other people have all the knowledge in the world it seems seems like one of them is dogs. The other one is cars. So the backstory is I had another little fiasco. Basically I bought this secondhand Dyson vacuum on Facebook marketplace the other day, picked it up and whatever the fiasco is that the battery is not working very well on it and so we had to like basically argue with these people and then they send us 30 to get a new battery it doesn't

matter um but this guy's like yeah you know this vacuum is great but uh then we got it we got a shiva and ever since we got a shiva this vacuum doesn't work very well it doesn't it doesn't keep up is shiva one of those dogs it always does like the dog shows i don't i i google. It doesn't keep up. Is Sheba one of those dogs that always does the dog shows? I Google it. Maybe. It's Sheba. The Doge meme, I think, is Sheba. Sheba. Not Sheba. Sean would know.

It's called Sean Backup. Hey, Sean. Sheba Inu. I don't know anything about that. I feel like people are always like, especially when I would sell those dog kennels for isaac people would be like you know we got a terrier sheba mix and i'm like you think i know what that means you think i know everything about dogs and i feel like with dogs and with cars people will be like oh i just souped up a 1967 chevelle in my free time it's like i can't even one more like just yeah i don't know what that looks like at

all i feel like the older muscle car is that one of those ones with wings on the back? Is that the, is that what was in back to the future? I think the older people get the more presumptuous they get of your knowledge. Maybe so. Yeah. Like old guys just love telling you about just random crap you've never heard of, but especially with cars. Like, do you know the difference between the, like even modern day, do you know the difference between the like even modern day do you know the difference between a uh whatever 2023 tesla and a 2022 tesla no like like people are gonna be like yeah you know souped up that 2022 tesla it's like i don't know what that looks like i know the idea of what a tesla looks like but it's like what's what's the big deal so yeah

as you were saying those are categories where people like yeah just so presumptive of your knowledge like you understand yeah it's kind of like get it remember that when you had that good good hat on and they thought it said ford and this guy was like yeah you know i actually fixed up an old uh you know 1928 ford you know 55 ford oh cool oh wow i just had to navigate that that. That was a good year. Wow. Those were nuts. And he doesn't even know that you're messing with him. He's like, yes, it was. It was a great year for Ford. Yeah, this guy gets it. No, it's like, I don't go like, like if I'm like, you know,

talking about my saw that I have in my shop, I'm not like, you know, yeah, I got a Festool Capex, you know, 120KS, right? It goes great, you know, with my MFT 750. And you're like, you should not have an assault rifle in your garage it's like you you would i would never assume that you know what i'm talking about but with those two things i have poultry because people just always think you know every single dog breed out there like i don't follow any account that shows me dog breeds i follow

zero dog things so i know nothing about dogs beyond Golden Retriever, Labs, and Chihuahua. Chihuahua. I know the main food groups, but not anything crazy. Yeah, I could point out a German Shepherd to you, fellow police officer.

Yes, I was going to say the German Shepherd, but even that I get a little confused with like Rottweilers. Okay, yeah, similar. Or Pointers. Okay. You know, any ofers. Okay. Yeah, similar. Or Pointers. Okay. You know, any of those like kind of scary ones, basically. So,

yeah. That's good. Everyone be on the lookout for dog. Just be mindful, guys. Stay woke. Stay woke. I have like similarly other categories where people maybe presume

you don't know best and that I know best. Weddings and children. Do you feel like you see that in your life like you're just saying like they they like know what to do more than you do yeah yeah just like this is yeah we learned the hard way i would not do that this is what we did i don't know i feel like for the most part most of the people that i talk to in life are decently humble in that regard of like they know that it's not there's no right way but maybe that's the maybe

that's like the the knowledge that they have that they're trying to tell you is like well there's no one way to do it i don't know but i don't i i think i i felt that a little bit uh maybe when we were first parents but now i'm like there's so many mixed feelings on all that stuff like all every way that you can parent every way you can have a relationship i guess yeah maybe that's more i'm saying people get very opinionated like we do birthing this way oh sure i really think you guys should do that way i would not get induced to it this way yeah okay um oh you do not want them to get these shots i remember when we were pregnant with hattie uh katherine kind of got cornered by somebody and i won't say who because we both know who it is

uh fun but yeah and basically talked to for a while about like you need to do you need to have a natural birth i think is what it was gotcha and of course katherine was terrified of a natural birth she's like i'm not doing a natural birth yeah yeah and then you know two kids later she's having a natural birth in her living room so and the funniest part that woman is timon's mom we didn't know her at the time uh maybe so just a random woman uh time it goes uh off the dome you got any you got any uh seafood of the week any poultry of the week seafood of the week presented from good ranchers.com oh can you do the noise brad for seafood that was pretty good on demand

turn up the headphones for that one good um i don't know i had to i had to learn all the U.S. presidents in a day for co-op. Today? No, no, no. Or like this recently? Yeah. The test was yesterday. No, trust me. I had months to prepare.

Good for you. But I learned them all in a day. And so I think on my Spotify rap, the president song will be the top. Is it the one that says like... George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison. Keep going. James Monroe, John Quincy Adams. What's...

Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren. Mom. What is it after that? They're singing... William Harrison Harrison John Tyler James Pook Zachary Taylor Miller

Phil Moore Rachel can't pick me up. She's busy. Can you come pick me up? It's Franklin Pierce James Buchanan Abraham Lincoln President We already called duty soldiers. Andrew John Ulysses

S. Grant It's G.R. Casey lincoln we already called dude andrew john humus is s grant yeah it's grkc you guys done it was no it was so funny dude sorry i saw my mom it's a little stressful but it was no it was fun my probably my kids love that song yeah because we have a place i mean this is classic homeschool do you guys have placemats grown up like uh to eat like put your plates under we have different laminated placemats and one of them is uh yeah maybe it's not homeschool it's just being a kid but you know laminated placemats with the presidents on them and joe and beau loves like pointing to him while we sing that's fun and beau knows like the first nine pretty well well um not bad that's pretty fun so how did did you do? I think I got it. I think I nailed it.

Yeah? No blank spaces. I mean, when in doubt, just put more Grover Cleveland's. Yes. Is it in order? You had to know them in order? Yeah. That'd be tough.

I think I would get, I don't know, I would get 40% of those. I think I could probably do it again today since I just took the test yesterday. But like give it a couple more days, I mean half of them, probably gone. It's all gone out the window. Because I just crammed it so fast. Speaking of Grove, a great riddle to tell people is

the 22nd and 24th president have the same last name, but they're not brothers. How could this be? Not a lot of people know about Grove boomeranging back around. What did happen with him? Did the person in between,

was that the one that died of pneumonia right away? Or did he just run twice? I think there's a song for it. Who's? Grover. That's how it starts. I can't remember what. Grover!

I don't remember how it goes. Do we know though, genuinely? No, I have no idea. I didn't know if he was like trying to pull a Donald Trump style like. I mean, maybe that's just what he did. Trump's trying to come back again. Lost an election and then just won an election. You know what? I'm no idea. I didn't know if he was trying to pull a Donald Trump style. Maybe that's just what he did. Trump's trying to come back again. Lost an election and then just won an election. You know what?

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That's wonderful. Yeah, I think she needed to get like a 150 and got like a 176. So it wasn't even close. My gosh. Here's that test. Here's the park. It's way out of here. Goodbye.

One lucky fan and mccubby co going home with a praxis pass good for her man yeah that's awesome she was like i mean i don't think she was being humble i think she was genuinely like i may not pass this like you know i did pretty well in school but this is like a tough test and yeah there were so many aspects of it that she hasn't technically learned yet or got to do yet so she's like i'm just having to like you know go with some intuition yeah smart smart lady you got a good one jake yeah you got a shiba my shiba she's my little doge coin uh okay can i tell you another fiasco part yeah do you want dryer fiasco i think dryer fiasco is probably bathroom fiasco is not really that much basically we're just remodeling our master master bathroom

are you um the side one with the good uh psi yeah we're keeping the psi good we're just remodeling our master bathroom. Are you? The side one with the good PSI? Yeah, we're keeping the PSI. We're keeping the toilet. Everything else is leaving. And we've had like seven months to prepare for this thing. And, you know, classic, just Brad and Catherine. It's like three days away from the guy starting. And we're like, we should probably pick out everything that we need to do for this thing.

So that's the fiasco. It's just I got frustrated about it. I was like, why do we always do this? Oh, was that the conversation you needed to have? Yeah, the conversation slash the just we got to pick stuff out. We got to do. Yeah, we got it. Like we got to make moves on this stuff, right? Yeah. So yeah, that was

yeah, the reason we were not doing game night. So I was like, I got to figure it stresses me out more than Catherine. And so got it done. But anyway, part of the reason it was stressing me out is because it's expensive and we just spent a lot of money on a new dryer let me tell you why Jacob oh yeah um so yeah you knew that we were coming over here a few days uh to use your dryer or Rachel's dryer I've seen Catherine a lot more yep and what happened was Catherine just told me one day she's like hey FYI the dryer it's turning on but the it's not rolling like the drum

is not spinning and so can you fix it and i this is tell me if you would do the same thing maybe you wouldn't i was like how about we just get a new one like i can fix it we've had this thing for not that long but we bought like the cheapest dryer we could get. It was like, right. When we moved in, we, we like put,

put it in our guest or our playroom was like, we just want a dryer. It just does the job. It's been fine, but it's like, I didn't think Catherine liked it. Every once in a while, the clothes weren't even dry,

which is the whole point. One of the main things, the main perks of a dryer. And so I was thinking like Catherine would be so excited and I won't have to mess with this thing i think i would have googled it try to see how difficult a problem it is if it seems solvable then i say hey isaac 50 bucks an hour yeah sure fix this dryer yeah exactly what i would have done to to katherine's credit to my fault i said it before ever googling anything because i thought there's no way i can fix this thing i'm not a dryer guy yeah i googled it and it looked

like a decently easy fix. I watched some videos. It seemed like the belt was just off or broken that helps it move and roll. And so I was like, okay, order a $15 belt online, calling a beltist, calling a belt guy. And, uh, I watched some YouTube videos, watched two different ones. Uh, one was an old dude. Another was like a young guy like 10 years ago. So it was kind of grainy. But I was like, I get the point. So I like I like disassemble this dryer. I mean, it's not that complicated of machine.

If you've ever done it before, if you're a manly guy, unlike me, you are not impressed at all by this, you know, but but like it looked impressive. Like it was like in a bunch of pieces, but really it was just disassembled and exploded right i would have walked in and been impressed you would have been like whoa what's going on good job like look at you you know how to fix this wow that mustache is coming in awesome you must be a guy with a mustache if you can fix this and so i i i dominated the belt dude i did it i moved it i threaded it through the pulley system with the other pulley, got it around the drum, you know, got into maneuvered some tough

spaces, felt real good about myself was about to put everything back together. But I noticed, oh, those wheels, one of those wheels isn't really turning because there's these wheels that also help it move. One of those wheels isn't really turning very well. I bet I can help that thing turn while I'm in here. I can fix that while I'm in here.

And I did see from another guy's video that he had noticed one of his wheels wasn't turning very well. So he fixed that while he was in there. Common problem. And I was like, you know, maybe that's another part of the issue that the belt, it was giving the belt too much grief.

So let me fix this wheel. And so- Sometimes there's good grief. What would you, yeah. What would you have used in order to fix this wheel? WD40. Correct. So I go to the garage, get my WD 40, spray it on there,

move the wheel a little bit, and it's moving a little better. Let's say it was only moving at a two. Now it's a four, four and a half. But I think, well, if a little bit WD 40 is good, a lot would be better. How would I get a 28? I doused that sucker with a W, the D, and the 40. Like it was on fire. You just wait, brother. And by the time that I'm done with it, it's kind of addictive.

It's like, okay, it went from a four and a half to now it's rolling at a six. And then like spray a little more. And you can see like it's like dripping like this nasty stuff that I'm like wiping up with a towel. And so I'm like, I'm getting gunk out of here. of a sudden it's innate and then like i do it again and it's i mean i touch it and it's i mean it's spinning like it's not just like moving when i'm touching it's like spinning and i can just let it let it roll for a while like a longboard wheel with good bearings so i feel great man i put it all back together transparency i was making a patreon video about the experience and was was about to make another patreon video being like honestly that was kind of

anticlimactic that was way easier than i thought and i just and i was going to talk about how wd-40 is a gift to the world all this stuff got on your front porch attention neighbors hello neighbor to fix your dryer just a reminder wd-40 is america's best kept secret i can fix any dryer yes this whole neighborhood. It's easy. And so I put it all together, and I'm like, well, time to test it out. Throw some sweaters. Plugged it in. Pushed it.

I didn't put anything in there. I just pushed it, turned it on, and it's humming like just the most beautiful. Like a 76 Chevelle. The most beautiful Chevelle you've ever heard. And I pull the dryer door to stop it you know and when i open up the dryer door it smells like a campfire it smells like oh lord there's fire it smells like you know that smell of like when when you take lighter fluid and put it all over like and douse like a campfire and then you light it up it's a dangerous smell a very dangerous smell to

smell in a confined space in your room in your like little playroom that your kids do homeschool in okay and i think to myself maybe i should check the label on wd-40 warning highly flammable so then i google it and it's like should you you know put spray wd-40 and dryer it's like, should you spray WD-40 in a dryer? It's like, never spray WD-40 in a dryer. And so I'm doing extensive Googling. It was one of those, I'm trying to do acrobatics on Google to try to find just a few people to say, no problem, it'll be fine. Just like I just need one blogger to say, I did it, and it's fine. And there's plenty of, I mean, it's back and forth on Reddit.

Some people are like, you are the biggest idiot in the world for putting it on. You're putting WD-40 on this thing. Other people are like, you are the biggest idiot in the world for putting it on. You're putting WD for you on this thing. Other people are like, you know, it's going to smell for a few times. So just use an old, uh, an old towel and maybe sit there with a fire extinguisher.

If something goes, and I'm like, no, like Catherine was definitely on the side of like, let's just see what happens. Not, not in the side of like, if it's going to explode,

we should see what happens. But she was more like, are you sure we have to get a new one? Maybe I can clean it out with some, some four Oh nine or something. And side of like, if it's going to explode, we should see what happens. But she was more like, are you sure we have to get a new one? Maybe I can clean it out with some 409 or something. And I was like, I would be terrified every time you turn on that dryer. Forever. Forever. Yeah.

I was like, it's not worth it. We are buying a new dryer. Peace of mind is almost always worth it. Yes. So found a new dryer. Long story short, it's in there now. Dumped off the old one. Yeah. Anyway, it's in there now uh you know dumped off the old one and yeah anyway it's a fiasco though and i was oh and i didn't tell you halfway through the story timing

whatever you'll be you'll look for this someday i was i mean the the the dryer was in 10 pieces katherine comes in and i'm like in a positive mood this is going well and i she just goes i am so attracted to you right now and i'm like oh yeah oh yeah because of them but let's just say let's just say she was not attracted to me by by the time the wd-40 came when the basement smelled like bonfire when it when she realized like okay this is not working out so turns out yeah wd-40 being burnt really hot it's not like an aphrodisiac for women no doesn't get the pheromones not what you think so anyway don't do wd-40 in a place like a dryer that's known for like getting hot

in order to dry things got it so and i was i was having the best day dude as far as being a dad i was doing an all-star job as being a dad like i took the kids out to mclean's mclean's was crazy buzzing and we had a great breakfast i had a great attitude even though it was very hectic i took all three of the kids out oh oh my gosh i was doing awesome and then that happened and it all went downhill from there but hey you got a new dryer now new dryer now i'm not going to do wd-40 on it i think in hindsight i should have just replaced the wheels is what i'm learning now okay okay do that if you're listening out there you have the same problem replace your wheels it's kind of a fun trend we're on though i'm realizing now like you guys were borrowing our vacuum for a

little bit then you got a vacuum yep borrow a dryer for a little bit yep got a new dryer yep what else we got yeah as i say should i like if you want anything we we need a new hall tree do you mind i've decorated the daylights out of that so over my dead body but yeah like if there's anything you want and katherine's like i don't know if we need that maybe you just i start lending it to you and we kind of keep this trend going no i don't want to keep the trend going i'm spending all this money on but if you want something okay you know yeah um podcast do you oh you gotta buy oh okay okay anyway so fun fun times um brad You can have mine. Oh, okay. Okay. Anyway. So.

Fun. Fun times. Brent. Hey, it's me, Jake. Hey, Brent. Rachel's wedding colors are going to be kind of like several colors, kind of pastels in a way. Can I stop and say hey? Hey.

Right now. It's not Rachel's wedding. It's your wedding too, man. Okay. Did I word it that way? You said Rachel's wedding colors. Oh, yeah. Our wedding, Rachel's colors. Well, that makes it sound like I don't like the colors.

No, yeah. But it's Rachel picked them out. Obviously, I'm not going to like. Your wedding colors. Yeah, our wedding colors. They're great. So then we had the idea for the wedding programs. Let's have four.

Let's have five different colored programs that match the wedding colors they're great so then we had the idea for the wedding programs let's have four let's have five different colored programs that match the wedding colors cool you'd be so proud of me brad because we've got quite the split testing going on here okay we've got a b c d we've got four different colors a b c d we've got three different fonts going on down here so we can test what those look like we've got um different sizes of programs and even different finishes we've got matte we've got glossy and we've got linen okay okay i want you to tell me um which ones you like okay so wait are is the final product going to be one color the final product is going to be these four colors which i nailed by the way okay this is the first try okay these look awesome, please edify me.

I mean, did you use a palette from Canva? Not Canva this time. Okay. I kind of dragged, just dragged the tool myself wherever I wanted it. That's good. So they are going to be these colors,

but they could be, a lot of this is still variable. Okay. Like, let me know, I guess, what finish? Oh, I have opinions on that. I know. I think you'd be a good opinion guy

For wedding program finishes Okay Well right off the bat They're different sizes is that just Yeah yeah to test that out as well To see what we like Can we get a close up hold that up I don't know if we need a close up

Oh that's nice please please does it say anything about it says the date and the place do you care ah we'll look at that later i don't think people would show up but also they might okay i like this size i'm a big size yeah yeah okay that's what we're going with i think we we're with a big, big size. Oh, I see. We have different yellow is Matt. Okay. So it's purple. Okay.

The green one is glossy. Um, and then the blue one is linen. I know you like the linen. I like, I like this one. What's this? Matt,

Matt. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a classic guy. Um, I do not like the lowercase names. Yes, we learned.

I think we're going to go all caps. Yeah, all caps. Okay. I think we're on all caps at the bottom. What other things do we get here? You want me to tell you certain fonts that you like, or is it just like... No, that was great. I just want to know some thoughts and opinions.

You had different capitals. Oh, I see. The capital, all caps down here. How fun. It's kind of fun. Things are coming together. We've got like 40, 50 days, something like that. This is fun, too.

Probably 50 days. And yeah, you like the back? Yeah. Do you want me to share? I don't know how much you like. Go for it. So this is something that I do in weddings often. And I love that you're actually just like,

hey, let's lean into it. Wedding wagers on here. On the back of the program. Two, three, four, five, six wagers. Might add some more. Will Jake cry? Yes or no. These are all yes or no.

Oh, that's not true. Yes or no. Will the ring bearer make it to the altar? I'm going to go ahead and make my predictions right now. Will Jake cry? Yes, but not in a super noticeable way okay i don't think it's gonna be like you're in the back row like oh jake's definitely crying but it's like there's gonna be tears in your eyes and there might be a few tears

that eventually well up and fall down that sounds right yeah will the ring bearer make it to the altar i honestly don't know exactly what the altar is, but yes, he will make it down the aisle. Will someone's phone go off? No. Will Steve, which Steve will cry more Cooper triplet. I am. I don't know Steve coop as well as I know Steve triplet.

And I know that Steve triplet cries a lot, but I also know that Steve triplet does not enjoy crying a lot in public. He really tries to like get rid of it in public, but he's still going to, he, you just got to let it out, Steve. So I think Steve Triplett will cry more. Wow. Cause I think Steve Coop is going to be just incredibly, incredibly excited and happy, but it's going to be happiness. That's just like bursting out of his smile rather than like such an emotional, like your dad's going to be happiness that's just like bursting out of his smile yeah rather than like such an emotional like your dad's gonna be like man i've invested in this boy forever kind of thing um will rachel's hair be up or down um can you do half oh i have to choose one or two it's going to down. Does Jake have too many groomsmen? No. Maybe.

Yes. No, I don't know. Thank you for that. Let's think if I can add any more prop bets. When you were talking about Steve Koop and being emotional, it just reminded me of something else he said kind of recently.

This was like a few weeks ago. Rachel was back home and they were talking about Steve Koop and being emotional, it just reminded me of something else he said kind of recently back when, well, this was like a few weeks ago. Rachel was back home and they were talking about something and Rachel was kind of quizzing me. She's like, okay. She's like, try to figure out the context to my dad saying, I just can't believe my little girl's growing up. And I was like, I mean, I would have to think the wedding. And he was like, no, it's because Lila's in heat and Buster's coming over.

I didn't i i forgot i forgot the dynamic of the fact that it's his one girl never mind he's going to cry a lot maybe i think but then again i don't know yeah like a jubilant guy certain people just don't cry out of emotion as often as others like i i'm a big old crier and catherine's catherine cries every once in a while but it's it's much more subdued whereas i'm just like let it out but catherine has all the same feelings i do so i don't know well thanks for thanks for competing that's really funny about lila what other girls growing up me no the dog also timing i'm just not seeing your text time and found fake puff cigarettes on amazon only five bucks so you're forced four stars not bad that's good we can share some next week um that's kind of fun brian anything else you need to get off your chest

let's see in this sucker i think i think i'm gonna save some of it for wednesday yeah yeah let's save some for wednesday i gotta talk about my weekend, my Easter. We'll talk about it Wednesday. Easter was awesome, dude. Yeah. Let's talk about it Wednesday. Which Wednesday, little preview for you guys.

We got my friend, Josh Mayer, talked about a few times on the podcast, spent some time at Branson with him, some time in Florida with him. Just a great guy who's found a lot of social media success recently, but just super, super great,

super down to earth and just easy to talk to. Crazy likable. Like very fun to talk to. Yeah. Tune in on Wednesday. We have, it's our first ghosty spotlight with John, Josh Mayer. There it is. I can't believe I did that. So go see spotlight. It's coming Wednesday. Uh, for now let's do our reviews of the week. Okay. Uh, my review of the week is coming from AJ Avery, AJ Avery. Um, it says easy to listen to great clean podcast. Thanks for being a clean Christian based podcast to listen to. I'm a stay at home mom.

And this is what I listened to while cleaning, while I'm cleaning house and taking care of my babies. My two year old loves when I turn on the podcast. That's fun. It's like the podcaster. It's the also I went to Chick-fil-A and as the girl was taking my order, my kids were being a bit hyper. The girl said, don't worry about them. I have a lot of siblings. They reminded me of Tymon.

She had to be homeschooled. She was working the day shift. Shout out to Tymon for being able to work the day shift. Always on the day shift. Thank you to AJ. My review is going to be from J?$76. Sick. Um, I've been enjoying the pod and conversation.

I'd rewind and clip the part from the latest episode when Brad said that he was feeling subconscious and then corrected himself to feeling self-conscious. I make this error each time I use this word and have decided to just lean into it when I make a mistake. Now it has been going on so long that if I'm being honest, sometimes I don't even know which is correct anymore. Thanks for the smiles. Thank you, Jay. Jay question the smiles. Thank you, Jay.

Jay? Question mark? Jay? Hey, Jay. Tymon, can you throw me that water right there? Which one? The Ozarka. Just straight up water. I'm kind of scared. I'm scared. Here we go. I believe in you, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Backhand.

Nice. Boom. All right. Juicing up. Yeah. Because it is time for Brad. Well, actually, I don't know. Brad, would you like in this episode of the jingle? Yes,

I would. Awesome. Let's do it. Great. Oh, wait, sorry. What?

Well, I just realized that my computer's in the, uh, in the Bluetooth now. Right. You want me to send you the link? Sure. You want to send me the link while you talk about the link?

The link is this link right here. It's from YouTube. It's an instrumental song. I wrote the jingle this week, guys, and it's for one of our sponsors. Wow. We love our sponsors here. If you would like to be a sponsor of ours, maybe I'll write a jingle for you if you give us enough of a commitment.

That's funny you wrote this one. Also, Scott just texted. I checked in at 5.20.m baby you nailed it i knew it you nailed it absolutely that's great all right the link has been clicked and uh we're just kind of waiting hey supper do you feel good? Meals are getting tougher. Hey, dinner, know the chicken ain't always winner, winner. So when the children start to frown, what do you do when it seems all is lost for you? This is good so far. Hey, brother, have you heard the news about good ranchers?

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Oh. From a code. Promo code G-R-K-C-L So that's the jingle. Psych! Ghost runners Outside's getting warmer Here comes summer Ghost listeners Outside's getting warmer. Here comes summer. Ghost listeners, have a barbecue and invite your mother.

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And shipped promptly to your door for you all you have to do is cook and chew Get it. Yeah. Yeah. Let it play, baby. Monday morning, baby. Hey, Jake's getting it. Come on. Oh, baby, going to Arizona tomorrow and going to Scottsdale. Going to have a good time with that stimp, stimp, Stimp, Stimp, Stimp, Stimp, Stimp on that golf course. Hey, Stimpin', Stimpin' on that golf course with our friends, our Stimpin' friends.

Go to rangers.com, promo code GRKC. Buy the mixtape. That's how it's done. That's going to be fun for people watching on the YouTube version. When they come back, it's like it only took a half second, and now it looks like this in here. What happened in here? Wow.

If you were only watching on YouTube, you missed out. You've got to listen to the audio version. Timing got involved. And you've got to watch the video on Patreon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This might be one to... This is one to get paid for that really got after it there good stuff timing thanks for singing along that was great you did awesome man i think the reverb on brad's voice sounded even better than normal that time that was great thank you man that's that's all time that's all

that was an all-time all-time and All-time... All-time... Screwing it up. Sorry. Sorry. Anyway. Ooh, Steve Triplett's texting me about rental cars, baby! It is fun.

I got added to the Bachelor group text last night, finally. Oh, you did? And nothing's really happened, but I did see that right when we started recording, Gunnar sent a video. And so I'm very excited to watch that video whenever we get done with this.

But thank you guys for watching, listening. I hope this made your day a little better. If it did, share it with a friend or two. And we'll see you guys Wednesday. Talking to our friend Josh. Yes. Love you guys. Love you, Catherine.

You guys are the best. Thank you. See ya. Ghost from the Spotcast. Everybody morning we're taking ground. Ghost from the Spotcast. Ghost from the Spotcast. Go for a podcast.