Ghostrunners - 237 - One of Us is Getting a Perm

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

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Jake, I'm trying to be a golf boy because I'm trying to be more like you, buddy. It fires me up. I mean, you're in your Roebuck. Hello. You look like a golfer. Ghost20. That's right. Robocode Ghost20 for Roebuck.com.

Yeah, I went to the driving range the other day. Like I said, been sick for a while, and I was like, I just got to get out of the house, do something. Went to the driving range, was doing fine. First of all, how do you ever, like, what do you, how do you choose which club to use? Like, at the driving range. Because I'll just, like, I'll be like, okay, the P is pretty good. I'm going to go, I'm going to go a five, you know, like, is there any rhyme or reason to any of that? That's such a funny question. That's like, like going to the gym, like, how do you know which shots to take? It's like, well, yeah, it's kind of a good question, I guess. I don't know. How

do you decide when you decide between twos and threes at the gym? I went to the driving range twice this past week. One of them, I went P, and then I went way up to three. I think that's great. And then I kind of worked my way back to P. Went three, five, whatever, seven, eight, nine, something like that. Yeah, I think there's different types of clubs in groupings. There's like you've got wedges yep you've got kind of your shorter irons seven eight nine okay you got

your long irons four five and six okay you've got you know maybe some uh some fairway woods three wood three hybrid yeah you got driver yes so i feel like the clubs you choose kind of determine like what do i feel like i need to work on? Like, all right, I slice my driver like crazy. I need to work on that at the range. But you always start with, at least I always start with, like a really easy club. Like start with a pitching wedge or something. It's very easy to make good contact with.

Every time I go to Topgolf, it seems like you guys are always starting with that. And I'm always like, let's hit drive. Brad just walks up to Topgolf like, I'm ready, baby. Let's go. Anyway, what I want to talk about today with you, Jake, is that there needs to be some kind of rule or some kind of policy at the driving range where if you just absolutely biff your last shot,

they give you another ball. Oh, your last ball? Because it is the worst feeling in the world. Because every other sport, I'm used to like, you're playing basketball, you shoot a three, you miss you're not like all right i'm out of the gym all right she got all my shots up that's true you know what i mean and so like it's so scary that last ball that's a great point and so it just needs to be like and maybe it's one of those things where i need to be more disciplined and be like hey there's four balls left i just striped

that bad boy see you and on that one yeah but of course I'm not gonna. Yeah, you paid for all those. Yeah, exactly. For the price. Paid $7 for these balls. Dude, that's such a relatable thing for golfers. Look at you. You're part of the culture now. You get it.

Okay. That last driving range ball is so precious. And it's like, especially I would assume if you're about to go play golf. You gotta leave a good taste in your own mouth. You do not want to have like, because every once in a while, like I'm getting more consistent, but every once in a while I'm still biffing. Yeah. I mean just one like straight, like line drive, you know, ground ball, the second kind of thing. And yeah, the first time I did not end on a make, I ended on a, I mean, I hit it, but, but not well made contact. Um, and because I was

probably just varying the clubs way too much, you know, going back and forth between P I was like, well, I've been hitting my five pretty well. I'm going to go take that out. Hadn't even swung the five at all. And then for the last ball, went for it. Last ball.

What you can do is people, I, somebody tried to end with wedges because those are the easiest to hit. It's hard to really shank, you know, or Biff a wedge. The other, the other day.

Okay. So another thing, sorry, this is a long intro because I'm just talking golf with you. I've noticed how a lot of people do really well on their wedges of like getting a good arc on them. And I'm like, well, naturally that would mean that they would get under it more. So the other day at the driving range, I took a massive divot out of the driving range. How'd it feel?

It felt bad. I felt like I wasn't supposed to do that. Right? Is that wrong to do that? Well, as long as you weren't hitting on the turf, were you? Like a hitting mat? No, I was hitting. Okay. It had rained that day, which was weird

because then they made us go swing in the grass. Oh, normally they would make you hit on the turf if it had been raining. I know. It was an odd thing. No, yeah. If they let you on the grass, divot away, baby. Okay.

Go crazy. I just thought to myself, somebody just got a rain of dirt on them, you know, right now at the driving range. Sometimes that'll happen. You're hitting on grass and you're like downwind from the guy in front of you. And every time he hits the ball,

like grass particles come on you. Yeah. I don't know. So anyway, did that a few times. Didn't love it. But at the same time that the ball was going higher arc, it felt good.

Okay. Um, and then I had four balls left. Decided to go three iron on them. You have a three iron? I have a three iron. I don't even have a three iron. Maybe someday. I didn't bring any tees with me. That's how amateur I am.

I was like, well, this is the farthest I can hit. Had four balls left. Three of them were just real good. I I was like, well, this is the farthest I can hit. And so had four balls left. Three of them were just real good. And I thought to myself like, okay, I figured it out. Well, and I'm like, I have one ball left. Should I end on these three really good ones or should I go for it? I'm like,

I got to go for it. If daddy striped that bad, right down there. Oh, wow. Really set me up. Yeah. So anyway, I'm a golfer now. I'm hitting them far. Roback golfer. Roback golfer.

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And go ahead, get on your feet Cause this is the Ghost Runners Podcast Ghost Runners Podcast Everybody morning, we're taking ground Ghost Runners Podcast Ghost Runners Podcast We're back with more honeymoon details with another ghost runners podcast yes happy wednesday yeah happy wednesday to everyone out there should we start with

wins of the week let's start with wins of the week why not let's let's start wait timing it's wednesday let's start with wins of the week wait really yeah start start with wins of the week. Wait, really? Start? Start with wins of the week. With wins of the week. Wednesday. You mean like star start? Like star start. Great. My win of the week is, well, it's still part of the honeymoon,

but it was, because I know you've heard part one. There were a lot of things that were let down, but there were a couple of things that I really enjoyed. Okay. Tim, close your, no, I'm just kidding. It was, they had a drink there called the Peach Surprise. Fun. And I had a thousand of them. There was supposed to be like Prosecco or something in there.

There was none. I mean, there was- You didn't feel it. No, you couldn't taste it. You couldn't feel it in anything couldn't taste it you couldn't feel it anything it was amazing peach surprise i don't even know what was in there but just sugar and cherry and juice and mango it was amazing was it like a like a blended like slurpy like slushy kind of drink or was it on the rocks great it was amazing i think it was so popular that they they pre-make it and just have it in like a jug and you order peach surprise and they just pour

it out eventually they just gave me the jug yeah i was gonna say i was the only one ordering it because it was like there were no nine-year-olds there so it was just me and i love the nine-year-olds their prosecco i had probably six or seven a day i'd say each day i was there wow i was well hydrated do you miss it now yeah yeah i'm looking at my notes just seeing peach surprise like gosh that looks fun do you love the peach surprise. Yeah. Do you think you could make it at home? I bet I could figure it out. Or is one of those things like, hey, next time I go to Exuma, that's the only time I'm having the peach surprise.

No, I would love to have that more often. It was so good. So my one of the week is discovering and drinking the peach surprise over and over again. Cool. It was so good. It just tasted tropical. The fruits you don't really have when you're landlocked.

You don't have passion fruit. Dude, honestly, just peach as a drink is nice. It's very, very refreshing. Yeah, that's fun. Tropical drinks in general, just good times when it's warm out. And when they're free. Yes, also true. Tymon, you got our win of the week?

I do. So on Saturday, we had our first read through for sense and sensibility yes mr wildress first what is it willoughby mr willoughby yeah but it went well but the main thing that i'm excited about is for the show i may get a perm whoa win of the week that's just like on but on my bucket list for so long i don't know if i will see if i actually do but anyone who knows what i look like i have various very straight hair yeah so it would be so fun why what does he have a perm it's obviously like it might be more of an excuse to get a perm yeah different for the show anyway um but yeah that's that's a win i like that i may

get a perm yeah you should use that faceApp thing you have that you're still paying for and put a perm on your face and see what it would look like. I should. Take it to the person. Say, this is what I want. The permson. I like the idea of, yeah, they're not forcing a perm on you at all.

And you're just like, okay, guys, fine. I'll get a perm. Mr. Willoughby needs one. I definitely didn't have the idea. Actually, he would look worse with a perm. Guys, no, fine. I'll get a perm. Mr. Willoughby needs one. Fine. I definitely didn't have the idea. No, actually, he would look worse with a perm. Guys, no, seriously. I don't want to hear.

I'll do it for the show, okay? If you insist. Yeah. It says he was bald. I'll do the perm. Hey, no, no, no. I'll perm. Stop freaking out about it.

I'll just do it. I'm the only one taking this seriously. No one else is doing hair appointments for their part. It's just me. What would it take for all three of us to go get a perm together? Wow. How long... How long do they stay in? Permanent.

Permanent. Okay. Forever. I bet until you wash it. I think it'll stand. Maybe. I don't know. I guess as guys... I don't know. I've as guys, I don't know. I've just seen Parks and Rec when Leslie Knope gets half a perm and then she jumps in the water, it goes away.

I just Googled it. Pretty perm. How long does a perm last? This says six months. No way. I mean, you better be careful, dude. I mean,

when I'm imagining a perm, I'm basically imagining like a tiny fro. Is that right? It's curly hair. It's just more like fairly, fairly, like pretty curly curls. This says two to six months. The other one says three to six months.

Either way. Tymon, you got to do it. Lengthy. You got to do it. And how long is the show? What, three nights? So yeah, this will be, that should be worth it. I'm just thinking like,

I've never seen curly hair make someone look worse. Really? Okay, this is just my opinion. I think you got a good thing going now, Tymon. I'd be careful with your hair. Okay. Sorry, go on though.

Guys, they're making me get a perm. No, guys, I know. I'm not really on board, but they're forcing it on me. No, you guys don't really. I would hate to. I don't want to get a perm. No, guys. I know. I'm not really on board, but they're forcing it on me. No, you guys don't really. I would hate to. I don't want to get a perm at all. They said I couldn't be Mr. Will's successor anymore.

I'm not getting a perm. Dude. Is this what Tymon's going to look like? You would look baller like that. I think that looks cool. With a little fade on the side. Don't love that I said look baller, but. Perm on top.

Pull that off. From this angle, I can't't tell huh yeah it's kind of poofy poof his hair is poofy just make me poof um that's fun timing yeah you can make this look nice you gotta you gotta fade the sides and it can look all right yeah but still three to six months that is scary i don't know i i feel like but it's like it's like i don't know i mean at some point i just i really want to see what it looked like see he's he's just like me with cornrows back in the day like i just i just always wanted like i was like mom alan iverson has cornrows i think i want cornrows just get some yeah Yeah. That's a fun win though. Timon. Uh, my win of the week, uh, I have two, uh, one of them was that I finally took control of the water temperature at the, in my sink.

And let me tell you what I mean by that. Um, every time I often am the one that does dishes at my house. Um, cause anytime there's bath night, I'm like, Catherine, I'll do anything if I can get out of bath night. So I'm like, okay, let me do all the dishes while you give kids a bath. Um, and often I'll just turn it on as hot as it goes. And just like, you know, the first 15 seconds I'm doing okay or whatever until it's got really hot. And then once it gets hot, I just kind of grin and bear it and just let it burn me a little bit on my hands. And I know that sounds ridiculous, but that's just what I do. And then I turn it off and I'll turn it back on for, you know, five seconds, let it burn me a little bit.

And finally, I'm just like, hey, it doesn't have to be like this. It doesn't have to be like this. And so I just made it like lukewarm. Like, it was so pleasant. And it took me. Oh, wait, it was just the faucet itself. You didn't have to like go into the water heater. No, I didn't have to do anything.

It was just, it wasn't like, it wasn't like a conscious like here no i i didn't have my gosh it was just it wasn't like it wasn't like a conscious like oh i can't change it it's just at the every time you got there just hot yeah it was just like a habit and then i was like wait a second you were you were doing intermittent like fauceting you were going oh it's too hot so i'll turn off for a little bit turn back on yeah rather than just making it slightly colder i don't know that's wild hey not anymore baby that's crazy when you fix the problem i mean you just like no i took control you just literally took you started using a sink how everyone else already uses no people use it like me and that's crazy that's crazy oh

that's crazy yo this guy's using it on scalding that is great that is something michael would say goes all the way to the left in the sink. That's crazy. Yeah, because it doesn't get hot for a while. So the first, it's cold for a good seven seconds, and then it starts getting hot, and I'm like, okay. And I'm convinced that hot water gets the stuff off easier of the plate. Maybe not true, but that's how I feel. What if you took a shower this way?

You get in it, you turn it all the way to the hot, and for three minutes, it's pretty cold. And then once it starts getting hot, hot, hot, and it just burns your body. You're like, well, I'll just turn it off when it gets too hot. I know, that sounds ridiculous, but for whatever reason on my hands, I can handle it. Because I'm scrubbing for a little bit,

and then I put it down in the dishwasher. All right, turn it off. No, I don't turn it off. I just am no longer exposed. And then I get back, and I get a new plate, and I kind of rinse it off, and then I have to just put my hand on there a little bit to scrub that. I bet that's so hot. That's got to hurt. I got, I got some tolerance, I guess. When you were describing it, I was like, good for you. You were like, got down, you know, the water heater,

kind of adjusts of things. Wow. That's impressive. No way. Same. I do the same thing when I'm washing my hands with QP goat soap. I, I, yeah, I just kind of let it, like by the time I'm pretty much done is when it's getting scalding and I'm like, well, I'm done now. I only go hot when I turn on the water. I don't know why, but not anymore. What other areas of your life are you living this recklessly without abandon? Plenty, I'm sure. But the other win of the week that I have is the opposite of reckless abandon.

It's I cleaned out my closet, and it feels good. Remember that Eminem song? Did it feel like that? I'm sorry, Mama. Yeah. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet.

One more time. That's what he says. Yeah, it was just like that. I was listening to Eminem the whole time. I'm sorry mom i'm sorry mama you're throwing your folding clothes yeah i'm sorry i mean anyway like i yeah i had so much stuff in there and i was getting rid of some stuff because i was making way for some new row back coming in there. Ghost 20, ghost 20,

ghost 20. And, uh, yeah, it was just, I got rid of probably, I just, I looked at myself in the mirror,

not literally figuratively. And I said, Hey, when's the last time you wore that shirt? I know you like it. When was the last time you wore it? That's what you got. You know, your problem,

you know what your deal is? You know what you do? Hey, Hey, Hey, you know what you gotta do? Hey, rock on.

You know what you gotta do, man? Here, look at me, look at my pinky. You know what your deal is? What man? You haven't moved in a while exactly when you move you can you take inventory yeah what'd you say you reset oh okay yeah no that's good i didn't know what i heard you say yeah you reset and so it's like and so i was like hey i like that shirt but i haven't worn it since i first got married yeah Yeah. And it's got nostalgia to it. Hey,

nostalgia be darned. It's time to get it out of there. If the, if the nostalgia is not making me wear it. Yeah. See it city thrift. And then I took like a large amount of my clothes that are winter clothes and I put them away because it's not winter right now. And then I'm going to flip flop.

In the winter time, you'll bring the winter clothes up and take the summer down. Right on. Flip flop. Reset. Reset. So that's taking control of my life, one closet and sink at a time.

Yes, you are. So those are my wins of the week. That's pretty fun. What's your win of the week out there, Ghosties? Huh? Oh, interesting. Oh, not bad. Yeah, Chick-fil-A's not better than you think.

Pretty cool. Very cool. All right, let's get back to to honeymoon let's just start with some positive things the peach surprise was great the shower actually incredible did it did they fix the hole or whatever uh just kind of to point it down what do you what what there was just a large when i say hole i was i was just trying to speed through the story okay on monday but basically there was just a large gap when you shut the door. Okay.

So it was meant to be that way, but it was just like, this is a shower waters, you know, involved like have a good seal or at least like very close to the wall. And it was just like maybe two, one to two inches of like width. And it got that flooded because of that.

Yeah. And so you just had to angle it in a different direction. Yeah. Okay. Um, okay. So nice shower shower was fun yeah that drink was fun yep and sailing was fun oh that was one of the activities they actually had there i knew how to sail from canna cook back in the day it's always just the two of you on a sailboat yeah they let us just go cool and i was i was whipping that thing around because if you could sail on like a lake and a cove at Canicook, you could sail during a tropical storm.

I'll tell you, you'll be cruising. I was pulling a tube behind me. Yeah. Rachel could have surfed the wake if she wanted to. Permission to give you a compliment. Permission granted. I saw a video slash photo of you in the sailboat and daddy was looking

yoked. You have to like really think on those things. Like those bodies. I was like, okay. Leaning off the sailboat because yeah, when the wind takes you, it like, it wants to like throw the boat over. So it's like Rachel and I were like leaning all the way off the boat. I'm holding on as tight as I can, but we're probably going 20 miles an hour.

It's fun. Wow. We were really sailing. Was it like stressful fun or was it just fun? No, just fun. You weren't worried or you're going to fall off or anything? No, no, no. I was in control. Every time Rachel would be like, hey, Jake, Jake, Jake, there's another. I it like stressful fun or was it just fun? No, just fun. You weren't worried you were going to fall off or anything? No, no, no. I was in control.

Every time Rachel would be like, hey, Jake, Jake, Jake, there's another. I was like, I'm in control. I'm in control. I got it. And then every time I'd just steer away. She's like, wow, yeah, you're right. What was she worried about? Like there might be another boat that we're coming up on.

Or there was a time we went by the golf course. I was like, oh, pirates treasure golf balls. People probably hitting golf balls in the ocean. Let's go find some. That was our booty. Okay. And anyway, we get close to the ocean. Let's go find some. That was our booty. Okay. And anyway, we get close to the rocks. She'd freak out.

I'd say, hey, captain's got this. I'd make her call me captain. We're on the boat. Captain's got this, all right. Hey, Captain Jake here. How far out did you go? Oh, this is tough to guess. Like how many minutes out did you go?

Minutes out, 10. Wow. Like 10 minutes straight out there. the wind brad you know the sailors circle you know you can't really go directly with the wind or it gets what you gotta you gotta zigzag a little bit okay so it's not a straight line cool but sailing was really fun that's fun i didn't know that you had that skill in you rachel didn't either yeah but it's fun i've taken my family sailing before really we did like did like a cruise excursion thing, and they had these like Hobie craft sailboats.

And I was like, I think I know how. Took my whole family on one. What do you need to know about sailing? Like if I were getting on a boat right now, right next to you, what would you say? Brad, do this. Brad, okay, the rudder, the back, that's your steering wheel.

Okay. The rope that tightens the sail, that makes it more like parallel, kindder, the back, that's your steering wheel. Okay. The rope that tightens the sail, that makes it more like parallel kind of with the boat, that's your accelerator, kind of. So the, okay, tell me more. Basically, you can't just like yank it in and start going faster automatically. You just have to be very conscious

of which way the wind is blowing, which direction the sail is like kind of direction the sail is catching the wind. Just zigzag. I'd like to watch you do your thing. It was fun. It was a blast. We sailed almost every day, I think. Sometimes about twice a day. There's some positives.

Sounds like a great trip. Day four, which is where we're catching up with now. We made friends sailing. We went up there. It was about 3.30. You were feeding for friends. I was.. We made friends sailing. We went up there. It's about 3.30. You were speeding for friends. I was. I wanted friends so bad. And we went up to the little water shop thing.

It was like, hey, we want to take a sailboat out. They're like, that's great. And then there was some people right behind us. They're like, we want to sail too. We're kind of overhearing the conversation. They're like, we don't really know how. And so I was like, hop in with us. They were fun.

Logan, Macy. Oh, fun. Their phone number as well. I think they're going to come to the Nashville show. Is that where they're like, we don't really know how. And so I was like, hop in with us. They were fun. Logan, Macy. Oh, fun. Their phone number as well. I think they're going to come to the Nashville show. Is that where they're from? Or are they just traveling there? Yeah. So it was a blast.

Afterwards, I was like, let's go sailing again. It's 4 p.m. now. They say, oh, all the water sports close at 4. And we're back to having a bad time on the honeymoon. Oh, I forgot this is where we were staying. Yeah, yeah, sorry. There's four hours left of daylight. Yeah, we better get done sailing.

Just in case, you know. Today's the first sunny day in a couple, so we should probably shut down. Yeah, exactly. We should probably shut down at four. We should probably go four. I'll just have another six more pizza prizes. Just drown yourself in pizza prizes.

And just non-alcoholic sugary drinks. But at the top of the list, day four, it says woke up with so many bug bites. So that's just still happening every morning. But Rachel's not getting them. No. Interesting. It's that same way with mosquitoes too.

I feel like I'm always, I just have the skin for it. We talked about this on Catherine's podcast with me. She, yeah, like all these bugs like are attracted to her outside and not oh yeah i heard you guys are like that the uh excavator whatever it's called eradicator yes yes the mosquito eradicator yeah anyway yeah but day four yeah we golfed we read we sailed uh at this point also it dawns on me too it's like yeah we've never gotten any kind of honeymoon upgrade like there's nothing it does not feel like they've offered us anything. Go back to the room

once we're on sailing. Remember that flood a couple days ago? It's starting to stink a little bit in the room. I think the rug and the things it was in really started to stink. We're trying to get the ceiling fan going, trying to get some air circulating. What kind of balcony situation we got in the room? We have a little patio.

We're on the first floor. We have a little patio, which is nice. We have a little patio. We're on the first floor. We have a little patio, which is nice. There's a little angle where you can see the ocean, but we're not on the beach. Not bad. Cool. Didn't know how much of it was natural air

versus AC kind of thing. In the room. How much could you air out the stink? Not too bad. The humidity is crazy there. The humidity? It's crazy. The humidity is crazy there. It would be like- Yo, the humidity? Yo, the humidity. It's crazy.

That's wild right now, this guy's humidity. So it would be 82 degrees and the heat index would be 98. The outdoor humidity was 79%, which seems very high for that high of a temperature. Wow. So really humid. So yeah, it wasn't that great to like open up the doors

and then just more moisture. Right. Anyway, day five, top of the list. I would just go and crawl out of the order. So day five, more bug bites. More? Every day, wake up a few. Next thing on the bullet point, rained until 6 p.m.

Long day. $1,000. Raining until 6 p.m. You're like, okay, there goes another hundred bucks. Yeah. At a certain point, I was just like, all right, well, I'm tired of being in this room. And so I went and got Rachel and I lunch, and I just go just barefoot and just- Drunk duck?

Jerkshack. Jerkshack. Yeah, went to the jerkshack. Go get us food, come back. Then I'm like, ooh, let's get a little vanilla frappuccino. Hey, I'm already wet. I'll go out and get it again. So I would just run errands in the rain. You couldn't like, yeah, let's get a little vanilla Frappuccino. Hey, I'm already wet. I'll go out and get it again. So I would just run errands in the rain.

You couldn't like, yeah, you had to get out of covered area to go get those plates? Yeah. Splash around in the puddles. I noticed in one of your Instagram stories that you had taken off your shoes at a restaurant. You said like to avoid getting trench foot or something. That's day seven okay

i'll just i'll just ask this real quick and maybe maybe if it's if it has some way more to do with day seven then don't answer now okay okay but uh in florida i don't think you brought any sandals you nailed it dude i forgot sandals again i forgot okay i forgot i didn't know if you were like anti-sandals no so like the more i thought about i was like, I don't know if I've ever really seen Jake in sandals. I've seen you in slides, but even then you have socks on or something. So I'm like, maybe he's just not a sandals guy? He's just not on my mind. I don't know why I can't remember to bring sandals.

To sandals. Yeah. I had to bring sandals to sandals. Sandals to sandals. Also, no sandals for sale at Sandals. No sandals for sale at Sandals? Could find sandals for sale at Sandals. That's crazy they don't sell sandals for sale at Sandals. Which is,als for sale on sandals. That's crazy they don't sell sandals for sale on sandals. Which is, I got to give them credit, it's a good name for a beach resort.

Sandals? Sandals. Sandals is a good name. Way better than calling it thongs. Sandals is a solid name, yeah. Yeah. But anyway, so yeah. Dang.

No sandals. Okay, okay. But yeah, your feet were getting wet, but no problem. No problem. It rained until 6 p.m. Still found a way to take a little nap in there, just to pass the time. Oh, a nap in the rain sounds great. It wasn't bad.

We had finished Fire Festival by this point. We had finished Jury Duty by this point. Oh. Have you finished Jury Duty? No. I keep waiting for Catherine. Okay. The whole show is just amazing.

Let's talk about it whenever you're done with it, but it's just great. Yeah. It's just a great show. Holy cow. So original. So then we started something new. I started watching, there's a new Hillsong documentary. I saw that. Have you watched that? I have not, because I wasn't sure if it was a new one or if it was just, I know it's like, well, they just did this a couple of years ago. It was like, oh, this is now just accessible on Hulu or whatever. So I didn't know it was that, was it any good? Was it just sad? It was really good. No, it wasn't as sad this time.

Honestly, I haven't seen a single... We just kind of watch it around our honeymoon on our phones too much, so I don't know what people are saying about it. I'll just give my take. Carl Lentz, even through everything, hard not to like the guy. Still a very likable guy. Just, I think self-awareness, I think transparency

is a very likable quality. At this point, he is an open book. He's signed NDAs and he's breaking them just to talk about, here's exactly what I did wrong. Here are my shortcomings. Here's the church's shortcomings. He was just like- So has he interviewed a bunch of-

Yeah, he's in it, which is really cool. Yeah, it was kind of hard not to like him. Interesting. Let's check it out. Yeah, I thought the first two, there's four episodes. i thought the first two were really good and really just like gripping and like wow this is interesting and um might trail off a little bit the last two episodes but often does yeah but i thought it's pretty good okay good way past the time good and also day five it dawned on me we've only used plastic straws all week not a huge deal but tough when

you're slurping frappuccinos what What do you want? Plastic straws. Paper straws. Idiot. I was like, what? I want bamboo. You want metal straws? I'll pay $1,000 here. I want stainless steel straws. I am not that high maintenance. I was like, interesting, Jake. Okay. All those pizza prizes. Vanilla frappuccinos.

Chocolate milkshake. Paper straws. I think it's worth it these days. And this is such a sad statement to say But to bring your own straws Just in case Wow I think You said it

Because hey Because listen Your experience can really be tainted by bad straws It can For you and me Some people are like I don't care I'll just slurp it

Or I'll use my paper straw But you and me We get I get bummed about paper straws. Anyone who's tried to have a milkshake with a paper straw is a bummed person. The bottom of that thing? Disgusting. Looks like an old lady's lips. How awesome would it be

though if you just whip out Big Bertha? Sting! Yeah. Stick it in there. Oh man, that'd be fun. Big Slurpa. Big Slurpa. Dude, that's a product. Yeah. We just made straight from nepal get our slurpas slurpas i like it um okay so yeah a lot of documentaries a lot of paper straws really nothing happened that day it just stayed inside yeah um but it was fine i used some goat

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I feel like I did not have to. It's a bar of shampoo. I did not have to use much. Full lather. Dude, quick lather. I was like, I'm never going to run out of this soap. Right? Truly.

That was my thought. I was like, this feels amazing. It's amazing. Took no time at all. No, I, yeah, I might enjoy the shampoo bar about as much as anything. It's really great. How did you do it? Did you go on your hand and then just throw it up there?

I, because let me tell you how I do it. I take the bar, a couple of quick shimmies. Whoa. Right on the head. Yeah. Straight bar to a scalp. My, my bar is starting to have a little bit of a dome on it. It's got a little bridge. Yeah. So I just, I go, but it only takes one, two, three, and then it's ready to laugh. I should try that. And that might be a more of a shorter hair thing. Could be, I don't know. I don't know. Either way, yeah, I would just get it in the hands. Boom, boom, boom. One trip up there, and that was plenty.

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Very friendly. Everyone is, you had a very pleasant interaction every time we spoke to them, but there's something a little off about, like, have you seen the movie Get Out? I can't remember now. No, I haven't.

Anyone who's seen Get Out, there were a lot of like Get Out vibes about this. Like one of those things where it's like, my eyes are saying one thing, but the rest of, like, is that what you mean? Like, like there's like, there's something that's going on. Yeah. They have a demeanor, but like in the back of their head, they're thinking something else. Yeah. So yeah. Some sums up. Give me an example. One example, right when we got there was like, we are being kind of walked around. So this is the main pool.

You could see here, you know, swim up bar up bar whatever here's some of the beach houses you guys are staying at beach house seven hey jeremy and she waves to someone 300 yards away from us so far away and then like a glitch in the matrix yeah and she and i mean this guy we barely see him he's like over on the other side of the pool and he's like what she's like hi jeremy and he's like oh what's up and she's hi, Jeremy. And he's like, oh, what's up? And she just keeps walking. I was like, why did she say hi to a guy 300 yards away? What in the world was that? A worker or a patron?

Yeah, two employees. Okay. It was very weird. It was like, we're really friendly here. Watch this. It was like, show everyone that you know people around that, yeah, you're all friendly. That was a weird first impression.

Did you do that to other people as the trip went on? Hey, Jacob and Kristen! Hey, Logan and Mason! Hey, fellow sailors! Hey, Logan! Hey, first mate! I was joking with them once, because they were very cool, very normal, and we had a good time sailing together, but I was like, what if you guys all got on this boat, just trusted me,

and I was just so into sailing. Just immediately like, all right, you will be my first bait. You will scrub the deck and you will look out for any, you know, whatever, or just like this nerd sailor. Like very serious. Like, hey, guys, we are not having fun here. We are surviving here. You don't understand how scary these waters really are.

You think I went to eight years of sailing camp to have a good time in the Bahamas? No. No. Do you think I got kicked out of Naval Academy because I had an astigmatism in my right eye and I'm not proud of it, but now I have to do this to fulfill my naval

desires? Do you think I got so good at sailing because I was scared to take my shirt off in front of kids when I was younger, so I didn't want to do swimming or diving, so I chose the one thing where you have to wear a life jacket? No i did it because it's fun logan all right strap up and let's go strap up and cover your nipples let's let's go anyway um just like weird stuff like that or the other times we're like they are polite no one is

ever being impolite yeah but there's there's like sometimes like American hospitality that's like missing here. Okay. Where it'd be like, Hey, she actually ordered fries and hasn't gotten them yet. Oh, okay. And just walk away.

Yeah. Are they getting them? Or like, yeah, sure. And then someone else would come up. Hey, was someone missing fries?

It's like a different person. Oh yeah, she was. Okay. And then walk away. It's like, I don't know. Like, are they getting the fry? Like what's going on someone missing fries? Like a different person. Oh yeah, she was. Okay. And then walk away. It's like, I don't know. Like, are they getting the fries? Like what's going on with the fries?

So anyway, interesting vibes. Just a few like screws loose. Maybe. I don't even know. Yeah. Maybe it's just cultural difference. Yeah. Cultural stuff maybe.

Anyway, day six, I don't have much written down. It says we sailed, golfed and read. I mean, that was just the day. If it was sunny, that's what you did. That's a great, that sounds like a great combination of marriage right there. Like, Jake wants to golf, Rachel wants to read. We'll do it together. And I will say

Rachel is great because it's like the ping pong registry thing. I would be like, hey, let's do this today. And Rachel's like, you don't want to golf? I'm like, I golfed yesterday. She's like, that course is beautiful. You need to go golfing. It's so pretty. I want to, because she would bring her Kindle and she would read while I golf. She's like, I golfed yesterday. She's like, that course is beautiful. You need to go golfing. I like, it's so pretty. I want to, because she would bring her Kindle and she would read while I golf.

She's like forced me to golf two of these days. I was like, I really was not planning on it. When you, there's only five holes or whatever. Could you just play them more than once? You could. Yeah. Usually we just go play. I think it was six.

We're open by the end of it. You play six holes, take like an hour. Okay. So you just do that. Be done. Yeah. One at a time. Yeah. Okay. That's sweet though. That she six holes, take like an hour. Okay. So you just do that. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Um, that's sweet though, that she was like, no play. Yeah. Cause the course really was so, so, so beautiful. That was great. But, um, anyway, we kind of had like a, we must've had a late lunch or maybe we had a soda pop or something. Anyway, we weren't that hungry around dinnertime. Uh, and so we, we waited a little bit. The app said that the Barefoot by the Sea closed at 9. Okay. Sorry, closed at 9.30 is what the app said. 9.30, random time to close. Yeah. So like, okay.

That's how they do it in Bahamas, though. We show up a little after 9, and all the lights are off. No one's there. Like, I guess they closed early. All right. So then we try to go to some of these restaurants where you need reservations. And they say either no, we're full or we're closed. And so like, oh my gosh,

there's no like just continental like food around. Like, are we just going to go hungry tonight? They say, nope, the Drunk Duck's open till 1 a.m. So we have to go back to the drunk duck we get there the walk of shame to the drunk duck and i will say that my first meal there i had like an oven roasted chicken with like some garlic butter wasn't that bad i was like all right that'll be fine it's a sad vibe but at least we'll get some good food we get there and they say oh it's uh well it's after nights we do our late night menu now. AKA like fried everything.

There's like nothing on it. It's almost all like red meat. It's like so you can get a burger, hot dog, or fish and chips. And so I had fish and chips with A1 sauce, and I was just drenching it in A1 sauce. And so, yeah. It was okay? No.

It was fine. It was like I ate it out of necessity it was right pretty hungry this is the last meal for a while so just to eat this drunk duck man it was just wild at 9 30 at night in all inclusive resort and you have one restaurant option and only four like menu items do they not have uh room service all day every day you have room service until 10 okay but that was like just flat out disappointing like even i got like a mac and cheese thing like how can you screw up mac and cheese and it was just like oh you can screw up mac and cheese yeah they screwed it up yeah i mean the green peppers and weird stuff just even the the cheese yeah yeah they screwed it up mac and cheese just do those I'm sorry does it say anything about tribes in here

Mac and Chiefs yeah so we we would try to order room service but it just was not that good oh bummer so

man and then the last day we'll wrap this up I'm sure you guys are a little tired of hearing all this but

overnight quite the storm Rachel one of the first things she says she wakes up she's like that was so loud last night.

There was like one point where I feel like a gunshot went off or something. It was so loud. Of course, I slept through the whole night. I had no idea. I was like, really? I had no idea. When we wake up and people are talking, one of the palm trees on the island got struck by lightning. So that's probably what Rachel heard. I don't know where it was.

It's not a big resort at all. So it had to be pretty close. So that was going Yeah. I mean, it's not a big resort at all. So I'd be pretty close, but. Dang. So I was going on. The resort is all flooded. The roads are all flooded. We've got to be out of our room by eight and a shuttle is picking us up by nine.

Okay. So it's still downpouring. And we asked if like, can we get like a ride? Cause there's golf carts. The employees are all on golf carts. They don't do that. They'll do it for your luggage. Don't do it for you.

And so we have to walk like just through the rain and through like these puddles. And that was where I finally, I didn't snap, but that's where I was like, I've had enough with this. Like I'm about to fly and travel all day with soaking wet socks, soaking wet shoes. Why am I having to do this? I can't believe how much this costs. I can't believe how like disappointed it is. Like I'm just, I'm soaking wet. I'm soaking wet and I'm about to get on this tiny little bus. And that's where I

took my shoes off at that little breakfast. You're like, I don't even care anymore. Air them out. Yeah. I went to the restroom. I'm trying to use the hand dryer to get in my shoe to dry it off. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I just went barefoot at this place. Did you have any other shoes? I did, but yeah, once I got my luggage back, then I was able to get in the shoes. You just swapped them out, yeah.

Well, I saw that video of you guys in a bus or something, and yeah, like that pouring or that flooded water. Dude, it was crazy. Yeah, when was that? So they were like 30 minutes late to pick us up. Um, we finally get there. That's Island time, you know, Island time. And we load up on this bus and then, yeah, we start driving and it's like getting really dangerous. And there's very, just like roads completely covered with water. You don't know how deep it is. You know, it's just like, and we're in a big bus, there's 20 people on this bus and he's just driving through it. You don't know how deep it is. You know, it's just like, and we're in a big bus. There's 20 people on this bus and he's just driving through it.

I'm like, dude, I don't know if this is safe. Like this is crazy. You're just doing this. Like I think that's one of the main things you hear when you get taught to drive. Like water is so scary. Water is so powerful. Yes. Don't trust.

It can take you away. Yeah. And it's like there is water on both sides of the road. It's not like just in the road. Like it is just like there is a swamp and we're just driving through it. That was scary. There's water coming in the bus. I saw you.

Yeah, you like panned over and there was just standing water. Yeah. Were other people on the bus like worried with you? We had a guy next to us making the worst jokes. Just I think we were already just ready to get out of there. We're just ready to get back to America on top of it. You just got this hillbilly just making the most basic jokes you've ever heard. Like inappropriate? No, just like, I was thinking maybe we need our paddles.

Who's going to paddle this guy? I'm not paddling. Just like he keeps going. Anybody got a canoe? I can't canoe. Just won't leave it alone. There's guys in the front, these immature guys just making weird noise. It's just like

get me off here. Stop cracking jokes right now. This is miserable. You've been away from your house for however many, 10 days at that point. You're like, just get me home. Wow. We get to the airport. It's still raining. All of our luggage is wet. We're

wet. And then we get in this tiny little airport lounge. I mean, it's the line to check your bags. And notice, we've been here like 10 minutes. The line is not moving. Not sure what's going on. They announce, we're sorry, our computers are down. Which... Not good.

What happened when a computer is down? What happened? a computer is down? What happened? Like my computer has never gone down. No, you got a Mac. Yeah, I mean, I don't even know how that happens. I don't, surely it's like the system or something gets overloaded or whatever. It shouldn't be the computer itself, right?

Yeah, I don't know. It was just, it was frustrating. I was like, well, why are their computers down? Why don't you have computers that work? Why are you even using computers? You're American Airlines. I don't care if you're in, it was frustrating. The most like, well, why are there computers down? Why don't you have computers that work? Why are you even using computers? You're American Airlines. I don't care if you're in the Bahamas, you're American Airlines. Have a computer that works.

This is ridiculous. Just use a working computer. Oh yeah. You were ready to, you were done. I mean, honestly, I was going to town on my book. So I read a second, I finished a second book while on the honeymoon. Look at you. And the book was getting really good that day.

So honestly, I was like, you know what? I'll just keep reading. Shout out the book. What is it? It's called The Perfect Marriage, which made it look like I was reading a self-help book. Good for you. You know, 11 days in a marriage. Like, this is tough. No, it just means you're trying to be better. I would have interpreted it. Well, it's a thriller. Okay. And it was good. Yeah. Yeah. I told Rachel about it. She read it that day. I finished that book at like 11 a.m. And Rachel read it by 11 p.m she read the whole book was it the perfect marriage of intrigue and threat danger it was fun reading a book and then getting to ask questions to rachel like all right so who do you think did it or you

think she is so much better at that stuff than i am i like to think i'm pretty oh she picked up all of the yeah she like guessed. I made all these accurate predictions on chapter four. I didn't even see that coming at all. Really? And now I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, interesting. Thinking, how did you do this? Whoa, I missed that. You're clairvoyant.

That's cool. Anyway, last thing I'll say, Rachel had the quote of the trip where we're just struggling to get through. We finally get past security. There's no food. There's no drink on the other side of it. It where just like struggling to get through we finally get past security there's no food there's no drink on the other side of it it's just like I just sit here till your plane leaves okay and we're just ready to get back to America

and Rachel goes I'm gonna celebrate so hard on the 4th of July this year she's like I cannot wait for the 4th of July right I'm gonna go nuts I love it dude shit we felt so patriotic like I cannot wait to get back to America July. I'm going to go nuts. I love it, dude. We felt so patriotic. We're like, I cannot wait to get back to America. You're like going through customs. USA, USA.

Anybody got some Springsteen they want to put on? That's right, dude. That's funny. That really cracked me up. She's still fired up to celebrate on the 4th of July. Good for her. She really wants to do it big. That's amazing. Yeah. I had the thought, I don't remember when you

guys got home sunday night sometime right like and i think i saw your cars i'm like i'm not gonna bother them or you know whatever but i had the thought it was kind of rainy in kansas city that day and i was like man i bet like they were just in paradise and now they're just in this like nasty like drowsy weather and in little did I know, you came from a lot of rain. We were overjoyed to be back. Right. Yeah, a box of presents. Ghostie's got us more gifts.

Please stop. Seriously. We had all the row back stuff. It was so great to come back and settle in. Good, dude. Yeah, house is looking pretty much the same, but looking good. Cleaned up a lot of boxes. Yeah, talk about that.

Oh, no, sorry. I didn't mean that. I meant there was a lot of boxes whenever we were here to record, and there's only like one box in the living room now. The day that I left, or maybe the day after I left for the stand-up shows, a week and a half ago, Brad and Catherine and Rachel cleaned out just a million pounds of cardboard boxes in my garage and basement. Very, very nice of them.

I had the idea. I was like, let's do this. Because you had mentioned we have a lot of boxes. And I want to just burn them, but I don't know if you can really do that in town. I was like, I got a truck. I don't mind breaking down boxes. And little did I know that I bet how many boxes, genuinely? I don't know how many are down there.

Three or 400. Honestly, it felt like it was so many that I was like, holy cow. But we had fun. We did a little family teams aspect, and we had the whole family over here doing something. Bo and Hattie would run over with the box and throw it in the back of the truck and yell, Kobe. I was like, this is awesome. Fun.

Anyway, that's not what I was talking about. I was talking about just the boxes in the living room you don't have as many of them well anyway that was great and the honeymoon was great too it's nice to be back thank you guys for listening to all of it are you ready to be amazing

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Hold on. I striped my very last driving range ball. That was pretty amazing. Driving range ball. Well, speaking of golf, yesterday, little story, we shot a bunch of mood swing stuff. We got done. Usually when we're shooting, we actually don't get to

actually hit that much. I've been on the golf course for two hours. I kind of want to hit a ball or something. I'm going to stick around and just play the rest of this hole out. I'm by myself. Long par four. Hit drive ball. Fairway. Great. Love it. Still 195 yards out.

I reach for my five. What do you go? I went four. What are these types of clubs called? What did we learn? Four are the irons. What do you mean? I gave you categories. There's wedges. There's fairway woods.

Oh, gosh. This is the long range irons. Long irons. You got it. Made that up, Tymon. Off of context clues. Long irons. Long irons. Yeah, yeah. You got it. Made that up, Tymon. Off of context clues. 195 yards away. It goes well. It's going right at it.

I'm like, wow, that's great. It never goes right at it from this far away. And then I see and hear it hit the pin from 195 yards away. And I was like, well, that's kind of fun. Kind of a bummer. I'm by myself. Whatever. Go up there and get up to the green.

And not only did it hit the pin, but look where it landed, dude. It landed like, I don't know how you could see it, but what was that? Like, I mean, there's almost no room between where it landed in the cup. I mean, I was, Oh my gosh. I thought you meant like, Oh no, sorry. Rolled to, Oh, it landed like a half inch away from going in maybe an inch right there. Like it looks like a half inch away from going in, maybe an inch. Yeah, right there. It looks like the edge of the ball hit the edge of the cup. Yeah. It was like an inch away from just dunking it

from 195 yards out. No one was there to see it, but I took pictures to show Rachel and to text my dad and now to show you guys. I wasn't planning on talking about that. That is how you be amazing. I was amazing yesterday for about 10 seconds. That is amazing. That was pretty fun. I've never done anything like that, dude. Good job. Thanks. That's, that's why you did the four and not the five. See, I would have, I would have hit it way short.

Yeah. All that time on the drive range ball with drive range balls, all the DRBs. Yeah. Um, fun. Uh, okay. I have a few things written down just about my life. Go crazy. One of them that, uh, we had talked about this maybe, I don't know, a month ago and I, I've decided to try it. I'm on my third night of it is I'm doing the mouth taping thing. You've been doing that? Yeah, dude. I, I, I, I didn't, I, you know, I wasn't going to do it. I like, they, it looks ridiculous. I was about to like, but I got all these targeted ads for it. And I think even people said on the podcast, like, yeah, I looks ridiculous. I was about to like, but I got all these targeted ads for it. And I think even people said on the podcast, like, yeah, I do this. I've tried this.

Kirstie and Steven Swick were the ones that kind of like pushed me over the edge. Like, yeah, we do it. And I'm like, really? Like, yeah, it makes a big difference. Like for how we sleep and stuff. And I was like, okay. So I was going to buy like the one I get on the targeted ads. And it's like 50 bucks or something for two months worth of supply. I was like, no way. I don't know if this is even going to work. I'll use duct tape. I was like, Kirstie, is this worth it?

She's like, no. We use athletic tape, basically. It's like $10 or something like that on Amazon. Every night they go to bed, do you think they tape each other's mouth shut? Do they tape your own mouth shut? I think when you're married, you have to tape the other person's mouth.

Yeah, what's mine is yours. Yeah, exactly. That's the thing is I haven't done it yet with Catherine in the room because I'm a big talker before bed, you know, pre-bed, you know, chat. Are you? I like it.

Like every once in a while, it's always when Catherine's reading, you know, and so she's like, obviously like not trying to talk and I'll be like, Hey, sorry to bother you, but blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. And then we'll not talking to that. It's like, I can't help it. It's like I'm a little kid.

And so maybe it'll help me with that, but I don't know. I, but yeah, the first night I did it, I only had it on for like an hour maybe. And I woke up and I had to cough really bad. Yeah.

What happens then? Yeah. You just, you just... Kind of. Yeah, it's weird. At first, it is a little odd. But the first night,

I only had one little piece of tape on there and that was... I could penetrate it too easily. You got to crisscross. I go three pieces now. I don't necessarily crisscross. I just kind of three on there. You go vertical. No, no, no, no, no. Horizontal. Why? Why would you go vertical? It seems like that would close your mouth shut. Vertical. Like parallel with your nose. Yeah. I don't know. I'll try it. Horizontal seems like, I don't know. I guess the Target ads, they were doing it horizontally.

I would have never pictured vertical. Really? I think vertical is like a psycho move. I don't know why. I feel like you could still probably... Unless you cover up every single thing with the vertical. You're right. For some reason, I'm imagining really skinny tape.

But if it's thick enough to just cover everything, then yeah, you just go horizontal. No, it's thick enough. That makes sense. Wide enough. But yeah, I know it sounds crazy and it is kind of obviously odd. But yeah, the first night I successfully slept with it on the entire night was the best night I slept sleep I've had in the last week. And what metrics are we looking at? Oh, just anecdotal. I didn't wake up as much. I gotcha. Usually you wake up. Yeah. And

especially this past week being sick, like I slept terribly. Like I would wake up every 45 minutes or like an hour. Like it. So it's like, I'm not saying I'm like getting crazy better sleep than before, but yeah, sleeping pretty well compared to what was happening earlier this week. So cool. Yeah. Who knows if I'm going to mouth taper, keep it on there or not forever, but kind of an interesting thing. All right. So fun life update. Yeah. Trying to, trying to breathe out the old nose more, hopefully not snore. Cause I think Catherine said, she's like, yeah, I'm kind of just getting used to you snoring all the time. Wow. And hopefully I'm not doing that. Stop it. Yeah. I think I just cough weird. Yeah, exactly. But it's kind of just getting used to you snoring all the time. Wow. And hopefully I'm not doing that. Stop it. Yeah,

I think I just cough weird. Yeah, exactly. But it's kind of like what I was talking about. Like whenever Scott back in the day, like had all that nasty stuff in his nose, I'm like, dude, just,

just close your mouth and force it up your nose and it'll, it'll eventually clear the pathway. It's kind of the same concept. I think it's just forcing me literally with tape when my body's not like conscious enough to do it by themselves. Fun. So anyway, that's my Brad's weird trying to do things, new thing of the week. Brad's kicks. Um, a few other things. Uh, one is that I am starting this men's group, uh, Will Severins and I were, we're starting this like Kansas City kind of version of integrated, the thing that I do.

Yeah. And so just basically like anybody who's a dad or wants to be a dad someday as a business owner, as a Christian that wants to figure out ways to integrate all those things together, get support from other people in Kansas City. We're interested in people joining with us. So not sure exactly how it's going to look, but I'm excited about it. We, Will and I have just met

multiple times in the last couple of months and just done like mock versions of it. Just the two of us. And it's been so life-giving. It's like, cause it'll be like, he has a problem. It's like, dude, I've gone through that exact same thing. I know exactly what you're feeling. And it's just always really encouraging. I think we've talked about this before of like, it's always so encouraging when you talk to another business owner because they just get it differently than other people. Yeah. You guys have a name for it? Not officially. Will's been calling it table setters lately. Oh, okay.

It's kind of fun. Just like the idea of like, hey, you set the table and have the table ready for whatever, you know. I like table setters. Yeah. It's kind of a fun idea. And so that's kind of the unofficial name for it, but whatever, you know, I like table setters. Yeah. It's kind of a fun idea. And so that's kind of the unofficial name for it, but we're not like a lot. So have any people early, early adopters,

anyone already signed up? We haven't like contact. This is the most I've like publicly talked about it. Dang. So no one signed up yet. So, so there's two people in it so far. Okay.

But like really two really cool people, business owners, and maybe timings kind of boss. We've kind of talked to him a little bit about it. Um, he's just a friend of us. Oh yeah. Two,

two of times. No, uh, Christian Jones is his name. Um, so anyway, I'm really excited about that. Uh,

and then last thing here, that is really fun. Yeah. I think it'll be really cool. Like there's just something, there's something about supporting other men and like-minded, like-minded men in different or similar situations to you so uh and the last thing is i didn't get a lot done this week being sick and everything but i made hattie like three different things

like fun little things to surprise her when she gets home um for it they're all having to do with her bed so i put this little shelf in the corner of her top little – she has a lofted bed, you know, like a little top bunk kind of thing. And there's something about like a top bunk that is so cozy, dude. I don't know what it is, but there's something about it. It's just like, man, that looks nice. And so I put like a little bookshelf in her corner, and I got a little light for her and put some books up there.

And so she's going to be able to read at night up there. And then I made her like – on the CNC machine, I made her like this little cup holder that like attaches to her headrest so she can put her water bottle in there. And then I made this little like elephant coat hook thing to put her sleep mask because she wears a sleep mask every night. Wow. Yeah. Just kind of fun things. And I told her yesterday on FaceTime, I was like, I got some surprises for you when you come home and I'm pumped to show them. She wears a sleep mask? Honestly, I don't know if it ever actually

stays on her eyes, but she puts it on there every night. And she's so high maintenance about it. She's conditioned now. It's ridiculous. I think she got three of them one time for her birthday. I think kind of as a joke or as a fun little, oh yeah, sleep mask. And now

it's like, she has one that she uses and the other two are just like decorative. So she's like, she's like, she can't, she can't go to sleep without that specific sleep mask. I'm like, give me a break. I knew a girl, one of my friends in college, she went to bed every night with the sleeve of a hoodie, uh, draped over her eyes. Is that the same girl that watches the first episode of The Office every single time? No. That was Carter Cloud who does The Office thing. You know Carter Cloud? No, I know Cooper Cloud.

Okay. Yeah. I forgot that about her. Good memory. Yeah. She's never watched The Office, but she falls asleep to the first episode every night. What a weirdo. I wonder how she washes her hands. With QP goat soap, hopefully. How much can six-year-olds read? What does Hattie's reading level look like?

She's just getting started, and I think it just depends. But she's got these things called Bob books, but they're literally like... Do you know those, Tymon? I've read those. Yeah? And are you a genius now? He reads them every night. I mean, what can I say? We'll see when s'mores come around.

Right. Yeah, they're just like these things are like bob sat bob sat on the cat you know stuff like that so it's like very basic but i feel like it's called dr seuss books i think there's already the cat and the hat yeah yeah yeah green eggs but, yeah, yeah. Green eggs. But way worse illustrations. Yeah, right. They are just like very amateur. Yeah, green eggs and ham. No, she's, but I think it's going to be like a snowball effect where like once she gains more and more confidence, she's going to do more.

I'll have her read Verity. Maybe so. See what she thinks. How steamy is it though? I don't. Very. Okay. Very tea.

Yeah. Okay. But anyway, yeah. So I'm excited for her to come back. I'm just, I've just missed my kids a lot. It's great. Catherine, of course. Very tea. Yeah. Okay. But anyway, yeah. So I'm excited for her to come back. I'm just, I've just missed my kids a lot. It's great. And Catherine, of course, but anyway. So.

Isaac just texted me and said, I think you need a new water heater at the Alethe house. That's kind of fun. That's always a good thing to hear. Tack it on. Just take control of your water temperature, Isaac. Yeah. Hey, just stop washing your hands so hot, dude.

It's not that hard. It's your fault. Let's see. Should we go to, should we go to s'more it? Yeah, I want to do some s'mores. S'mores. Let's wrap up

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We have not done schmores with him since he said horses were his favorite thing to smell. That's been the last one. We did the drinks. Did we? Yeah. Did you win that? I don't think so. Oh, no. I won that. It was good. I won that. I got whooped. Yeah. We did the drinks. Did we? Yeah. Did you win that? I don't think so. Oh, no, I won that.

It was good. I got whooped. Yeah. I did pretty well, actually. I forgot about that. Where did I play? Was I second? You must have been second because I was definitely last.

Wow. Really? Yeah. I didn't want to schmores in forever. Orange juice. People did not like orange juice. Yeah, you had orange juice and two sodas. Yeah, which stay true, you know?

I'm not pandering. I can't wait. Was it 55%? I was at 27, Brad 18. I genuinely think, looking back on it, if I would have had the opportunity, I would have picked water. Just because I think that's the right answer. The right one. That really is truly the best drink

and every other drink is just something that tastes good but does not quench like water does. I think the reason I won is because you guys let me get sweet tea with the very last pick in the draft. Yeah, that was a nice cultural pick. People were excited about that one. Don't call my picks cultural, all right?

You don't know my picks. There's something in people's DNA when it comes to sweet tea. Oh, sweet tea, yes. Yeah, exactly. They don't even have accents. I just throw it out there. So yeah, this week is going to be I mean in honor of sandals

exuma. I'm really itching my bug bites right now. I'm so sorry. My ankle got tore up. I'll show you guys from the flow. You keep talking bread, but in honor of sandals exuma, we are doing small disappointments. Jake and Rachel, they had, yeah, there's 50 right there.

And that's tiny little like three square inches. Jake and Rachel had a good time in Bahamas. Yes, we did. But they had a lot of small disappointments, and those things can add up. Yeah, this is a Brad original. I think it's such a good idea. Just small, just little baby disappointments. Just like, ah, shoot.

So we had about 10 minutes to brainstorm before the episode. It's so fun watching Tymon. I'm just being honest. He's just squirming over there. He's just like, ah, what did Tymon say? I'm just not good at this. I don't know about this.

It's going to be good. Confidence is off the charts. I even gave like three examples, like, cause we were just brainstorming. Like, yeah, you said something about your, your honeymoon. And I was like, let's do small disappointments. And I was like, like this one or this one, this one. I was like, time, just use those. He's like, ah, I don't know. So, um, okay, Jake, you won. So you get to choose the order. Okay. I'm going to go first, then time, and then you. Okay, great. Small disappointments.

Small disappointments. And let's, I think these could be day ruiners at most. Yeah, these can't be. They can't be week ruiners. I crashed my car. Yeah, my dog died. Yeah, that's too big. Okay. That's too big.

That's a big disappointment. This, yeah, this. Yeah, that's too big. Okay. That's too big. That's a big disappointment. Yeah, this is just disappointing. I think it's the main adjective. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to start with missing an exit. Oh, okay. I feel like such an idiot when I do it.

And it's so disappointing. It's like I have every tool in the world to not make this happen, and I still did it. That is just inexcusable, and I'm so dumb. I'm so disappointed in myself. I missed my exit the other day. I think the last time I missed a turn was the wedding venue, the hidden acre.

That acre is truly hidden. It is hidden. It is so hidden. I see why they call it that. Because they even have a sign. They have 244th Street or whatever it was. Oh, it comes up on you. You expect there to be a little off-ramp. No, it's a 90-degree. It's a right angle. sign like they have like 244 street or whatever it was but like oh it comes up you expect like

there to be a little like off ramp it's like no it's a right angle turn it in there it was so funny i missed the exit for the rehearsal dinner and then i get there and my parents get there so i relate we missed the turn and then the fulbrights get there and like well we missed the turn like wow that's amazing the triplet family cannot get it together there's something about the dna of the triplets yeah we all three missed it that That's funny. But yeah, missing an exit. It's not a huge deal ever, rarely, but it's just like, gosh, I just got to turn around

like an idiot. Okay. Missing an exit. Yep. All right, Diamond. My first pick, when you realize that your phone didn't charge overnight. Oh! Now we're going somewhere, Diamond. The bar for us was so low. Whoa, Tymon!

You thought of one. Dude, that's real. Yeah, it's not a week ruiner, but it's a day ruiner. It is. Because then you're just chasing the charge all day long. Yeah, it could be an all-day event. You could get it back by lunch maybe, but yeah. Just behind the eight ball.

That's a good one, Tymon. Are you guys... Oh, I do the wireless charging. That's a good one time. Are you guys, uh, Oh, I do like the wireless charging. Same. Yeah. Does it ever happen? Like my, ever since I upgraded my case, I know you're no case guy. Yeah. I have like the big, like massive, you know, worksite Otterbox kind of one. And so, yeah, I have to like take off the outer case to it, to even work. And sometimes every night before bed, I don't do it anymore. Cause I, yeah, yeah. I, I, I charge with the cord now. Okay. Um, but yeah, I would have to every now and then you can be,

and even then it would like not work, um, with, with like, like not always work or like charge like 70% and then just stop working or something. Oh, wow. Rachel got me a pretty good one. It works pretty well. Cool. But I have had that feeling. It is brutal. Yeah. Good. Good answer. Time. Dang. That's a great answer. Time. And people are going to like that answer. Good. No. Now I feel pressure all of a sudden. Um, okay. My first pick is going to be, um, when you want to wear something and it's in the wash. Not the dryer even, but just like it's not even close to being ready.

I feel like I always have a pretty good inventory of like where all my clothes are at. This hasn't really happened to me. I relate to this one. Yeah? Yeah. It's just like, man, I like that shirt specifically or like I want to wear that shirt to church. And it's not only like dirty. Like if it's dirty, that's one thing. I can Febreze that bad boy. I can lie to myself,

whatever. Like, Oh, that was like seven days ago. I wore that. It doesn't smell bad anymore. I mean, it's church. I mean, no one's getting that close. I, uh, we're Baptist. We don't put our hands up in the air. The Bible says, come as you are. So, so take it up with God. Yeah. But I can't. I can't. When it's literally wet in the washer. There's no getting it back. Yeah. You are up the creek.

You are in the Exuma without a paddle. Without a sail. In the Exuma bus without a paddle. And then I'm going to go with my second pick. I'm going to go when you fill up your bowl with cereal and you go to the refrigerator and there's no milk. Good pick. Or almost as bad if there's just a little bit of milk.

Yeah, like someone still left it in there. It's like, you jerk. Yeah. Just throw it out. Yeah. Last night, this is similar, but Rachel, everyone's got like a paper towel rack or whatever. And so this, it was still on the rack and there was like half of like a thing of like paper towel.

And I was like, I would be shocked if the task beforehand did not require, like you had to stop right there. Yeah. You couldn't have just grabbed the extra half, reset the whole operation. Well, that's why she didn't do it though. Yeah. Yeah. I was giving her a hard time.

It's like leaving a half inch of milk in there. It's like, I know that could have fit in your bowl. Just polish it off, throw it away. Don't tease me like this. No, yeah. I think at the bachelor party, I gave Steve Koop a hard time for leaving half, like he would drink half of a can of Coca-Cola

and put it back in the refrigerator. Rachel and her dad are the exact same. Like at the very last day, I was like, what psychopath? There's five cans in here that are like half drunk. And he's probably like, yeah, aged Coke. Like I don't want to hear about aged Coke. Flat Coke is the best kind.

Yeah, it's one thing if it's water or something, like fine. It doesn't change. Yeah. But Coke? No, it's not good. Once it's exposed, yeah. So Rachel does that too? Well, just saying the paper towel thing.

I mean, they're so similar. Yeah, same idea. Actually, yes. Before the honeymoon, she put a thing of coffee in there that she thought she might drink. And we got back from the honeymoon. It's been 11, 12 days.

She's like, oh, my coffee. I was like, why'd you do that? She's like, I don't know. You know? I don't know why I thought I would drink this when I got back. That's sweet. They're so similar.

Those are really good picks though. Thank you. Yeah, you pour the bowl. You already have it in the bowl. Oh, yeah. And then you realize it. There is nothing. The potential happiness that you possess when you have that bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

just waiting to be splashed down with milk. And then the sadness that you have. Not a week ruiner, but it could be a day ruiner. The only thing that I ordered from room service that was actually like, that was fire, is because it was just name brand cereal. I just got cereal and milk for room service. The best they had though, Raisin Bran.

The best? That's the best? That was the best. What was it, like Corn Flakes? Yep, Corn Flakes. Plain cheerios and yes yes wow you nailed that that is rough yeah so i loaded up with some raisin bran oh my gosh anyway that was a really good pick thank you timing back to you oh let's see um i really do

i have i have a lot of things to choose from i i got on a roll after i was thinking about it good um i'm to go with, when you're talking in a group of people and realize no one's listening to you. Oh, Tyvin! That's so sad. That's so sad. That is so relatable, though, dude.

Because you think that one person's in on your conversation still, and you realize, oh, they're out now? I got nobody. I have no audience. You just have to stop your story halfway through the story. You have to suspend it and it just dies. Bro, why do I even try ever?

Yeah. I feel close to God in those moments. He's truly the only one who heard that. It's what I think about. He knows I had to stop this and no one else even recognizes it. He would have thought it was funny. He would have liked the end of it. That's really good.

Great pick, Tymon. Good discretion, too, because you're saving. Because I know you have some horses pick in there, but you're saving it until the end because you know we're not going to pick it. Right. So that's smart of you. Good answer, Tymon. I'm going to say when someone gets your order wrong in the drive-through,

because it's one thing if you're at a restaurant and you can like correct them in time, like, Hey, sorry, I wanted no tomatoes on this. But like when you leave the drive-thru and you're a couple miles down the road and you realize like,

Oh my gosh, like they, these are all whatever this is wrong. And like, do we go back? We sit in line again. Or like, you don't get a straw. Oh my wrong. And like, do we go back? We sit in line again? Or like, you don't get a straw. Oh my gosh, I'm in my car.

I guess I'm just gonna. Dude, that's why you need the big slurper. Big slurper. So any kind of just like drive through, just mishap. They did something wrong. You don't realize it till you're already back on the highway. You're like, oh. Yeah, that's sad.

That is so disappointing. That is really rough. There's one time I got Chipotle to go and I brought it home or maybe it was at work like way back in the day, back when I worked. And yeah, it was they gave me a vegetarian one. Oh, I ate the whole thing. So there was no chicken on there. I was like, this is this is the worst. All right. My next one is going to be... Good answer. Right when you were about to do something,

someone reminds you to do that exact same thing. Oh. Like, for instance, this happened to me a couple weeks ago. It was my mom's birthday or Mother's Day or something. I know it's my mom's birthday. I'm good with dates and numbers and everything. And I am like, I had just told Rachel, I was like, all right, I'm going to finish doing dishes

and then I'm going to call my mom. And in that five minute span, my dad texted me and it's like, Hey, don't forget to call your mom for her birthday. I'm like, ah, now,

now at least to your dad, it looks like he's going to think I'm doing that. He's going to think I, now it looks like I forgot, but at least you have proof from Rachel. Like at least you have vindication and God knows. Right. But yeah, that's what happens to her like

I'm going to take the trash out and then before I get around to doing it Rachel's like who do I take the trash out like I was gonna I had plans to do it you feel so like pressured to like justify like I promise I was going to do I don't know how to prove to you but I feel disappointed that you've dang it I wish you hadn't said that

that is real dude that's a good word. Back to timing. I'm going to go with when there's a certain leftover of something you really like and then someone else in the house finishes it. You're going for it.

I know that's still there. I'm going to eat that and then it's gone. Living with siblings or living with roommates, that's that's especially how to me like i knew i good with inventory i know how many like sodas i have in the fridge or how many whatever it's like wow i had one left and now it's gone you've been looking forward i like drove home i didn't stop at mcdonald's because i knew i had one at home yes yes when you're like maybe gonna stop somewhere you're like nope no i'm like one of the only people like surely I'm one of the only people that remembers there's that one thing. And then you open the fridge.

Timing. What are the, what are the rules? Gosh, that piece of apple pie. It's been haunting me for six years. That's specific. Like that's, that's one of the worst that I ever felt. It was like piece of apple pie. What is like, what are the rules in, in the household?

As far as all that stuff goes I don't know there's many like explicit like like if you bring home half your chipotle oh I think

would you write your name on it probably it's probably still get eaten though really like it's just like I don't yeah

it's I would dog eat dog I'd love to eat it as leftover but it's like I wouldn't be surprised if someone finds it okay

interesting so the expectations are hey anarchy yeah it's anybody's game I would love to eat it as leftover, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone finds it. Interesting. So the expectations are, hey, put it in there. Yeah, it's anybody's game. It's the purge. Interesting. I always have to ask Catherine before, because she almost always only eats half her Chipotle bowl. And so the next day I'm like, hey,

notice that Chipotle bowl's in there. What do you think about doing with it? And sometimes she'll be like, oh, I was looking forward to eating that. Oh, I was just going to eat it. I swear I was about to eat it. Or sometimes she'll say, yeah, you can have some

or you can have all of it or whatever. That's good timing. Three for three so far. Thank you. Two and a half. No, I was kidding. Man. Okay.

Who's that last piece of horse meat? Yeah, that's right. Oh,'s right uh okay this one is i mean i guess it could be adult thing as well but uh specifically when you're a kid you wake up you you hear the night before that it's supposed to snow you think it's supposed to be a snow day you wake up there's snow on the ground okay you go and you look for your school on the tv or whatever they do these days and you still have school got it the TV or whatever they do these days, and you still have school. Got it. Yeah, that sucks.

That is the worst. Full-on day-ruiner. At least morning-ruiner. Yeah. The whole morning routine. Like, I can't believe I have to do this. Yeah. Stockton got out.

Why aren't we out? You're like skidding down by the stop sign. You're like, this is why we shouldn't have school. This is dangerous out here. Imagine the buses if I'm having trouble. Imagine the buses. If I'm having trouble. Yeah, exactly.

And then there's so many times you get snow days where you shouldn't have gotten them out of like precautions. That happened a lot. Um, that's a good one. Okay. And then relate to that one. Yeah. Not much of a homeschool version of that,

but, um, I got a few that are pretty good. And then I'm probably going to pick my orange juice pick here. I'm going to say with my last one, you walk in to go to bed. Like it's time to go to bed. You've gotten ready for bed and you walk into your room and the sheets aren't on the bed.

Like the sheets... I forgot I was doing laundry. You're downstairs. Catherine, she's a big Saturday, Sunday bed sheets girl. Jewish Sabbath, Christian Sabbath. Right. And so she will... And I'm often the one

that goes to bed first. And so I'll walk in and the bed's just completely naked. Dang. That's a bummer. That's a bummer. Yeah. Bed sheets. Sleeping bag again.

Yeah. And so he, cause even like, and I know this sounds, this is, this is where I sound so high maintenance or whatever, but like the act of putting sheets on the bed kind of wakes me up a little bit.

Does that make sense? Yeah. Like I am, I am mentally, emotionally ready to wind down and just like sack out, throw a few pieces of mouth tape on and go to bed, you know? And instead I have to, yeah, do this, all this stuff. And I don't, it's a nice feeling when it's, when it's like fresh sheets and you get in bed, but it's a rough feeling when you walk in and it's not ready for you. Take it for granted.

That's a bummer. It's kind of along the lines of anyone who wears contacts and you realize your contacts are in. Yes. I don't know. Yeah, I have some other similar ideas on my honorable mentions, but we'll get there. Good pick.

You're done, yeah? I'm done. All right, timing. Let's see. I'm worried. I'm worried. I've got one that's like really that's like really specific but like would be high on my list um i'll go for it i had some pretty solid picks before this um when the gas on like the gas handle when like the thing that holds it up doesn't work oh good answer i

know exactly what you're talking yes what it does yeah that's good that is a great word so i gotta hold it manually and you think like oh maybe it was just a glitch so you do it again yep and it snaps clinks back at you again like all right wow timon how'd you think of that it's real it's a struggle yeah man small disappointment yes it's not that big of a deal but you'd have to hold it there the whole time I could be doing other things right now I could be typing with two hands on my phone

anyway that is a really small but solid disappointment yeah I know that's so fun Tymon let's call it a time. Not bad for timing. Thank you. Thank you.

Really well done. I've got another. I've got a bed time one like you, Brad. Okay. You, this time, there were sheets on your bed. You're laying in bed. Ooh, it's getting cozy. Oh, it's nice.

About to fall asleep. And you realize it's trash day tomorrow. Oh, my gosh trash day internal dilemma like all right how much trash do we have is it worth it uh i should probably go out now i gotta put shoes on yeah not sandals that's actual shoes actual shoes because yeah so finally get in bed and realize it's trash day. I'll argue a little bit with that. I often will put it out in the morning

because I'm up a little bit earlier probably. Depends on your trash, man. I think your trash here comes a little later. My trash comes crazy early though. Really? Fun. Either the trash or recycling comes early for me. Fun fact, Jake and I have competing trash companies.

Yeah, it's wild. We're so close. Different trashers. We can choose. We chose differently. All right. Well, that was fun. Let me recap them real quick.

Jake's picks were missing an exit, when someone gets your order wrong in the drive-thru, right when you're about to do something, someone tells you to do that one thing. Trash day, when you're in bed and you realize trash day is in the morning. Time-ins picks, realizing your phone didn't charge overnight when you realize that no one's listening to your conversation.

Leftovers getting finished by someone else in the house and the gas handle stopper thing not working. My picks are when the clothes you wear the clothes you want to wear in the washer uh when you realize there's no milk for your cereal when you wake up and there's no snow day and when your bed sheets are on the bed man you guys have good ones good job you guys i thought i thought you had a great one all around yeah that was a solid s'mores category You guys have honorable mentions? I have.

Let's go one at a time. Okay. Great. I will start. When it rains on your picnic. I've got when you're running late and realize you're almost out of gas. Like when you get. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It's like, why didn't I do this earlier? You thought it was Friday and realize it's Thursday. Oh, wow. Yeah. That would be a bummer. When the ice cream machine is out at McDonald's. Okay. Let's see.

When someone is active on other social media but hasn't texted you back. Oh, yeah. That's a disappointment. You wash your hands in a public bathroom and there's no paper towels. Yeah. You can see why I didn't make the dub for this.

We're like, eh. Construction on the road. Eh. I know. That's kind of disappointing. I know. This one's very specific. When you see the be real notification just too late.

Oh. Well, Gunnar was saying that if you get it within the first two minutes or something, there's a reward. It's like that's more of a current thing with the update. You get a bonus. What is the bonus? You get two bonus B-reels. So basically, you get to be fake then. You've earned it.

Any position you're in, you could be sitting or in a bed, but basically, you just can't quite reach the outlet. Whether to plug something in or unplug it, very frustrating. Yeah. It's like, how am I not like your hotel bed? And like,

Oh, you can't physically reach the outlet. Yeah. Or maybe you can't get it. Just anything with like the, the reaching of the hand. The worst is like, yeah.

When the outlet is in the middle of the bed and you're trying to go through the headboard. Oh yeah. Or even just like to get the angle down, like we have to move the bed away from the wall, I guess. Yeah. It's not disappointing.

Yeah. Or when it comes out of the loose socket, loose sockets. Yeah. Um, these, these are kind of related. They're both drive through.

Well, uh, first one is when they don't give you enough ice in your drive through drink that fires me up. There. No, listen, there needs to be a good ratio or else

listen, Simon, please. Uh, there needs to be the right ratio or else the ice all of a sudden, um, gets cannibalized by the warmth of the soda. Yeah. And then, yeah, then it, and then it's no, there's no ice. It's exponential at that point. There's something, yeah, there needs to be like a, yeah, there's like a tipping point. And then also if they give you way too much cream in your coffee. Okay. That really bums me out. Because it's like, well, now I'm just drinking a lot of half and half.

Yeah. It's just sad. I've got two shower related ones. When you take a shower and realize you're out of shampoo, like in the shower. Oh, yeah. Soapy goat soap. Yeah. When you take a shower and realize you're out of shampoo, like in the shower. Oh, yeah. And then when you take a shower, but then like right afterward, you do something that gets you sweaty or dirty.

Oh, yeah. A lot of can of cuck showers that way. Just so humid. I don't even know if I stopped sweating. Yeah, I just wet the whole time. It was good. My last honorable mention is Roback just gave you like this cool like mint green hoodie

and you're so excited about it. And then you and Tymer are lifting this chair. It turns out there's grease at the bottom of office chairs. You just get grease, all of your hands, and the new hoodie. Small disappointment. That's one for me. That's really relatable. Yeah.

Okay, I got a few more here. Let's see. Oh, when you sit down. This is like a super lazy brad one when you sit down in your living room and your remote is like on the other side okay like you're like you're like oh here we go i'm finally sitting down to relax watch tv and then the remote's like up on the mantel yeah i think fill in the blank like you finally sit down to relax and then oh my phone's back there yeah the remote's back there my drink's bad and the trash day you know same idea yeah

yeah so you have more? Let's do one more. When you turn a page in a book and accidentally rip it. Oh, dude. Oh, not a Kindle guy. Haven't ripped my Kindle yet. Okay, I got a few more. I put when the charger barely charges your thing.

Oh, it's just like a weird car charger where it's like just keeping it alive. Yeah, like you're at the airport and you plug into like one of those things like in between the seats. It's like, I think it went down a percentage. I was at 17. I'm pretty sure I'm at 16 now. Like there's something about it like sucks up. Yeah. Or like my mom's in her car, like maybe it better take five hours to charge it. Yeah. No, seven hours. That reminds me of one, two, just like you're sitting in your own home and like all of a sudden the wi-fi it just like goes out or just like it's too early it doesn't work yeah it's like how that happened right fix it um let's see you have to go to you want to go shower but

someone else is using the bathroom that's uh one uh you get close to the top of the soda when you're filling it up. And then all of a sudden it just like spews like the fizz. Oh, like fountain drink. Yeah. I was imagining like pouring like a can and like a glass. I'm filling up at quick trip and you know, they have 40 things.

It spurts. It spurts and it, it explodes your whole thing. It's all foam. Yes. How does that happen? I don't know, but it happens a decent amount. It's all foam? Yes, dude. How does that happen? I don't know, but it happens a decent amount.

Fix it. Fix that, Quick Trip. Chuck Grassley. When you get your new shoes dirty for the first time, that's just a sad moment. I think I mentioned this once on the podcast as a kick and almost a life hack, and I forgot about it,

and now I'm back. Ordering non-name brand cheap shoes that are white. They get a little dirty. Who cares? Who cares? Fun. Look at these. They say air on them.

They Nike air. Nope. The front just says running, running, just running brand. Pretty cool though. Nice. Yeah.

There you go. Running. Yeah. The other day at the golf course at the driving range, it was wet and I was on real grass. And I looked down at one of my shoes, and I think because I'd turned and kind of stuck my toe up, the front of my shoe was just all muddy.

I was like, that's a bummer. Yeah. And then my last one is when you get a haircut and you don't like it. I thought about putting that, basically, yeah. When you're just like, that's a bummer. You can't undo it, so that sucks. I gotta live with this for five to six days before I like it again.

Those are perms for you. That's a perm for you. Five or six months of this. Bummer. Fudge s'mores, though. I don't know how long we've been going, but we can wrap this up. Should we do a comment of the week? Yeah. You want me to go first? You want to go first? I got one from Abigail eight days ago. I don't know how long I've been going, but we can wrap this up. Should we do a comment? Comment of the week?

Yeah. You want me to go first? You want to go first? I got one from Abigail eight days ago. Hello. She said, I'd love to see how this podcast has grown and changed. I've been a ghostie long enough. Remember when these guys sold bonfire merch specifically to address the smoke around a fire.

Now they're sponsored by a smokeless fire pit company. Way to stay committed to the cause guys. Love it. Thank you, Abigail. That is kind of funny that, yeah, I think that was originally how he reached out to me. It was like, Hey, you know, if you're bothered, you're tired of smoke. Yeah.

I was like, cool. Corey, shout out to Brio. Um, Daniel and Laura Williams posted on Facebook, just a all time post here. Um, you got to check it out. It says, Hey, ghosties. And of course, Brad Ellis and Jake triplet, our daughter may turn 14 last week. And we celebrated by getting to meet Jake and his comedy show in Fort Myers and having a ghost runners birthday party. Meeting Jake was so special. He's so genuine and kind. It says, Brad, we wish you were there too. Thank you. I wish I

was there as well. We have been a ghosty family since 2020 and can't express how much it means to have these guys make us laugh and set such a wonderful example for our kids of what it looks like to honor God with the life he's given us and find the humor in it all. Our teenagers looked up to you guys a lot. So thank you for being yourselves and putting so much into what you guys do. We pray for you both often. Love you guys on your feet. And then there are 15 pictures of this birthday party. And it is the coolest birthday party, the most Ghostrunners-centric thing I've ever seen. I mean, we went to Florida with 30 people and it wasn't as Ghostrunners-themed.

I met these amazing people after a show and they told me this was going to happen. And I was just like, that is so cool. I was like, we, you know, someone's got a Ghostrunners tattoo and I'd say this is at that level. I've never heard of anyone doing anything like this. This is so cool. Please post pictures hunters tattoo and I'd say this is at that level. I've never heard of anyone doing anything like this. This is so cool. Please post pictures. I'm so

glad they did. Yeah. I mean, it's awesome. I, it's like kind of, um, yeah, it takes my words away from me. Cause I'm like, it's unfathomable how much somebody must like us like being celebrated. It's so cool. Time and put these, put some pictures of this on our YouTube, if you don't mind. Yeah. Um, because yeah, it's just fun. Shout out to May 14 year old May. I mean, it's just so cool. Like literally like our pictures are in frames, you know, with birthday hats on, you know, and like, there's Jake meeting them at Fort Meyer show. So shout out to the Williams family, um, for being awesome, for supporting us and for doing this really fun thing.

They literally have a cake that is on your feet and has a little ghost runner like right there in the, in the cake. So anyway, really fun. Thanks for the support. It's awesome. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. All right. That's all she wrote. We did it. Fun little sode. Good times all around. Yeah. I'm going, well, I guess when you're listening to this, I've been at the West Coast. So hello in advance and in previous to the ghosties I met up there. The land of the paper straws.

Yeah. Back in, I remember that was like one of the first episodes we did. You went out to the scuba show out there. Long Beach. And you talked about, you used the analogy of sucking out of something, like the lid of the butthole or something. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, yeah, that's what I talk about today. When you go through a drive-thru, they don't give you a straw. Yeah, you just have to slurp it through the lid hole. Yeah. Yeah, brutal. So, yeah, you're going to four different cities out there. Sacramento, San Francisco, Palm Springs, Santiago., you're going to four different cities out there. Sacramento,

San Francisco, Palm Springs, Santiago should be fun. Should be a lot of fun. See you guys then. Yeah. Uh, and then when we get back,

let's get to scheming, baby. Let's figure out that August weekend, August 18th and 19th. Yeah. We're going to figure it all out and it's going to be worth it. It's going to be awesome. So,

um, yeah, you guys can support us in a lot of different ways. You can support us through, uh, cameos through Patreon through merch on ghostrunners.life. Um, and through just sponsoring us or supporting us through the sponsors, um, buy something from the sponsors, uh, shout out to our sponsors today, CGLA beam, and of course, QP Goat Soap. And yeah. And Roback. And Roback, of course. Roback's just a sponsor forever now.

Goes 20, yeah. So, yeah. Thanks for all your support, guys. It's just fun. We just like this, and hopefully you guys don't get tired of us saying thank you, because we're going to say it a lot. Too bad. Really appreciative. So, have a great week. Have a Wednesday.

A Wednesday. Not a Wednesday. A Wednesday. Not a Wednesday. A Wednesday. And yeah, Jake, say the thing. Well, time in. We're going to have time and say something real quick. Three, two, one. See ya.

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