Ghostrunners - 248 - Kathryn and Rachel Don't Hold Back

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

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Brad, I played my first golf tournament this weekend. Oh, baby. We'll talk about it more later. Okay. Good. But it was, well, first of all, it was fun seeing you on my way out. Oh, yeah. You were in the driveway.

Talk about a boy that's gassing somebody up in his electric car, you know? Yeah, you're out there, like, taking, like, fake swings. Go get them, bud! Yeah. It's fun when we get to see each other on the street and stuff. But I get there yesterday, and one guy recognizes me. This leads to another guy recognizing me. All of a sudden, a hole of blue breaks out.

You're signing an autograph. Yeah, basically. Oh, my goodness. It's so hard to describe what's happening off camera right now oh my goodness i hope it happens again dang it every time i get my phone out it stops working well that was did you hear the thunder yeah so oh the hills have eyes and so does georgia uh oh it's so creepy oh should we just not explain it to people and put it on Patreon or something? Sorry, let's put a pin in Jake's story real quick.

It's raining real hard, thunderstorming this morning. Jake's roommate, Caitlin, aka his sister's dog, is not a fan of the thunderstorms. And so he's pushing on this door, kind of trying to get in. And Jake's door, it's jake's got this older house and the door definitely shuts one way and opens one way but it doesn't shut super like it still kind of swings and so you saloon door yeah it's like it's like one-eighth of a saloon door one way and so when it thunders really hard you just see this like like the door just moving back and forth like it's a ghost. It's so freaky to look at.

If you didn't know any better, because you can't with our headphones on, I can't hear the dog scratching at all. I can just see like just the door moving. Anyway, he's the wimpiest pit bull in the world. But OK, so with this golf tournament and they're like oh my gosh you're the guy yeah you make videos oh my gosh yeah you i thought i saw brookridge in the background it's a snowball effect once once one person recognizes you yeah all the a lot of um i would say guys from 45 to 55 is who i'm chatting with right now cool and then another guy comes up and goes no way you're a comedian and i was like yeah that's what i was telling them and he's like all right

i got one for you i got one for you okay like this should be good and he goes how do you how do you sell uh how do you sell a duck to somebody who's hard of hearing i go how and then dude he gets five inches from my face and he, you want to buy a duck? And dude, it got silent. I mean, there was like 50 people outside. You didn't laugh? No,

I've heard that a ton. Well, I've never heard that. Oh yeah. I've heard that so many times before. Also, I just met the guy. He's just screaming,

spitting on my face. You felt his, yeah, spattle. And everyone just like is silent. And he's just looking at us. And he's, he hits me on the arm. He goes, ha ha, thought you might like that one. And everyone just like is silent and is just looking at us. And he hits me on the arm. He goes, ha ha, thought you might like that one.

And then I'm like, oh my gosh. I look over and one guy is fist popping. Yeah! He's like, yeah. Got him! He's like, that's his joke. That's his joke. And he's like, yeah.

Yeah, it is. And they just tag teamed me. I felt like I was like a victim quack quack brother quacked him quack quack quack quack him quack ball uh-oh oh i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white me too midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's the ghost from the spot

oh my gosh dude there's something about like uh like like a golf course i don't know like obviously it's like a classy area classy place here comes the freaking saloon door again man oh my goodness guys join patreon just so you can see what we're talking about you know what reminds me of it looks like in a movie where there is a storm and you see a shot of like the, what's that called? Like you have like a basement door, like a dweller. Oh, I was thinking like the outhouse or something.

Like the outhouse doors kind of moving outside. Like it's like the shed or something you didn't shut all the way and so the shed's moving back and forth. Yeah, and like someone's hiding in there or something. Yeah, ominous. Yeah. Ominous?

I think ominous. Ominous. Ominous. Homage. Oh, minus? Ominous i think ominous ominous ominous homage oh minus ominous ominous we've been giving uh rachel's dad a hard time because recently we've really been noticing he will put l's the letter l the sound of an l in places where there is not an l really at all like um like yeah we should go back home home like whoa listen here so yeah one time he said coconut coconut dude he does have like a

nice northern accent him and angie both every now and then yeah they throw it in there yeah uh i say show every now and then what is it uh like show like oh yeah we love the show oh great show just just every now and then oh i know him yeah he's a good guy what What do you think? Pepsi or Coke? Coca-Cola. I don't know. I don't think she was Northern, but she was my psychology teacher in high school. Psychology 101. I don't know if it was 101. Maybe it was just Psych 1. Anyway, I forget her name now. That's kind of funny. I'm not usually one to forget, but I remember specifically she would call it a placebo. She talked kind of like, yeah, and so it it a placebo placebo like she had kind of a she talked kind of like yeah and so it's a placebo effect it's a placebo effect and then she would uh one time she talked about that's the main ideal instead of idea oh and that's a strap and it was like it was like a it was like a very

like funny like inside joke for a while that she would call it placebo instead of placebo and then one time she just broke out main ideal and i was like she stole the elf from placebo and i remember we just died laughing at that as a kid the placebo the placebo effect that's the main ideal i was like oh there it is i mean made ideal is straight up just the wrong word that's not even mispronouncing it. I mean, that's just like... Yeah, but she seemed educated enough where she knew that the word is idea. I don't know. You're saying like in Stratford, they just say the wrong thing. They don't realize it's wrong. I think they'll say things like that

on top of it. Like, oh yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that. Yeah, that's the ideal there. That's such a comment. Maybe we talked about it last week. I've seen your Instagram posts. Thanks for seeing them oh thanks for seeing them thanks for seeing them thanks anyway you were talking about the golf course oh just it's an interesting like it's supposed to be like this classy like hey there's all this etiquette but

then there's also like this like definitely like this like bro like i don't know stereotype as well of like people that scream in your face and like get drunk on the 19th hole kind of thing. Yeah. I don't know. There's like almost this two sided aspect to it where it's like, hey, be classy up until a point and then you can do X, Y, Z. Hey, collared shirt while you harass the car girl. All right. Be a gentleman.

Exactly. It's like, I don't know if we're all the way there yet. Golf, you know, but it was fun getting to like be a part of like, you know, one of my only times really golfing not with my friends like i get paired up with three strangers i'm riding a golf car with a stranger and just getting to know like how do other people golf what's normal to them yeah and yeah the first time the car girl comes up it's like wow okay let's see you know it was as stereotypical as you think uh-huh and it was like uh at times there was a little bit of like yeah

i get it i see it uh kind of like i i'm talking to this girl as little as possible to try and balance it out. Sure. Powerade Zero, thanks. Borderline rude. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Do not make eye contact. You are scared.

Thanks a lot. No tip. It would just take longer. And I know. Sorry. Yeah. I don't want your Venmo. I don't need the last four.

But yeah. Anyway. On times. Well, first of all, tell everyone what the name of the tournament is called. sorry yeah i don't want your venmo yeah i don't need the last four uh but yeah anyway on times tell me well first of all tell everyone what the name of the tournament's called yeah the brookridge cup brookridge cup baby so yeah that was kind of funny but uh yeah they just like sent out an email a couple weeks ago and i was like oh i'm gonna be in town that'd be kind of fun and i never do anything like it and so yeah it't bad. There were some fun parts of it. It was, there was, yeah, there was a few things. One, one of the guys I got paired up with, the whole time I was like, who does he look like? He looks like somebody.

Eventually I came to, it's not a specific person he looks like. And I ended up telling him this. I'm like, Steve, you know who you look like? You just look like the president in like an action movie. Like he just, he was a good looking like 53 year old. Sure. You know, I was like, he just, you just he was a good looking like 53 year old sure you know i was like he just you know had a little gray yeah on the side i was like yeah you just look like a like a just a distinguished american like he's been mildly stressed but also successful most

of his life yeah like yeah i kind of said that not really knowing if that was gonna hit or land and all three of the other guys loved it like yes dude they were like where have i seen you white house down you know is that you um so that was fun uh that same guy also later i hit uh i hit like a flop shot a shot where someone might compliment like oh hey soft hands around the great something like that instead of saying something like that he said dang son you got the hands of a pedophile oh wow so okay that's going in a mood swings video you liked that one yeah okay yeah how about you just say nice shot next time she is so that's a little what you're talking about it's a college shirt but yeah anything goes out there got the hands of a pedophile um that guy

also said the n-word at one point so that was a bummer wow yeah okay just getting a good mix of everything presidential i guess yeah i was around some uh cigarette smokers okay not normally around Wow. Yeah. Okay. Just getting a good mix of everything. Presidential, I guess. Yeah. I was around some cigarette smokers. Okay. Not normally around that. Brookridge, real nice country club. Yeah.

It was, no, it was fine. Did they ever ask you like, hey, you want one? You want a drag? They didn't ask me one. The one guy was like, the guy was riding in the car with, he was like nice. He was like, hey, do you mind? I said, go crazy. Go crazy. were any of them such big smokers that they like smoked and put it down to uh swing it like swing a golf club there was one time where i was trying

to find i was like where did cigarette go because like i don't see it in the cart i don't see it on the ground i don't know where it went i feel like i've seen those videos people being like hold this for me real quick. Bing. Bing. That's a drive ball. Doyoyoyoyoyoy. I also didn't really add to the, probably the uppity-ness of the country club because on the way there, a nightmare of mine happened.

Something that I have dreaded for years. Let's guess it. Can we guess it? A nightmare of yours happened. And it happened in the car on the way there and this is something that crosses my mind i would say probably on a weekly basis i'm like wow hopefully this doesn't happen today okay uh something about your clothes is it no no not about my clothes your hair warmer okay warmer yeahmer. Yeah. But not on the nose.

Or on the nose? Pretty warm. Oh, do you have a boogie? No. Like just hanging out the whole day? No, not quite. Nose, facial hair. What do you mean?

So, you know, I like to shave in the car with my electric razor. Oh, do you cut it? No, but my weekly nightmare is it it's gonna die oh i always think about it like man how big of a bummer would that be because you're not home you can't just charge it it's like well wherever i i get there i'm halfway shaved how yeah so where were you in the in the process I was about to get on I-35. I got to merge. No, no, I'm sorry.

Where on the face? So if you could imagine the height. Okay, what stoplight we're at. I was pretty early into it when I realized it doesn't seem as loud as it normally is. And I look. It's losing power. And I see there's three dots normally. This wasn't even on the last dot.

This was on a blinking red, like charging icon. And I was like, oh no. So I did notice it in time to like adapt. And so I was like, what do you do when you don't know how much charge you have left, but you know, it's not much. Yeah, you gotta be intentional. It's like whatever I did on the left side,

just go over on the right side and make it symmetrical. If I do anything on one side, I have to immediately do it on the other side. And so I chose to start with like the chin goatee. I was like, let's get that really quickly. Yeah. Cause you do have a little mustache now. Yeah, exactly.

That's what I left. I was like, the one thing that can't be uneven is the mustache. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I chose, I would go like one swipe, like right sideburn, left sideburn. I'd go right jaw, left jaw. And then I'd go right neck, left neck.

And I would try to just do everything really evenly. And I was like the mustache I can't take a chance on. If I go one swipe down. Yeah. You're Hitler. And then that's when it. Whoa. You got the hands of a pedophile and the mustache of a the upper lip one yes genocidal dictator and so i just chose to leave the mustache i was like that's too risky and i haven't evened it out since then i got a little more going that's fine yeah but maybe in

the future have like a straight razor just like a you know package disposable one or just don't ever get to that point or just charge it yeah so yeah you do shave in the car is that pretty like always shave in the car yeah pretty much exclusively it doesn't get on your shirt and so it gets everywhere on your shirt though yeah but those are tiny hairs i've never noticed them well the second i get out of the car, you just one quick... They pretty easily fall off. Yeah, they come off pretty easily. See, I'm like at least 9% to 12% moist all the time.

Oh, they could stick. And so I think they would stick. Like I think they'd be on the neck or something. Like there's no way something's just not staying a little bit on here. When I think about the idea of you driving the truck, it just seems like the truck is warm in there. It's's warm actually you know i mean i don't know the new whatever no it's got some pretty nice ac in there does it yeah most of the time i have turned down well i

tell you what i turned down i tell you what man i told barbara i said i'm turning down i'm turning this thing down right here but uh okay so brook Cup. You said the first day was two people. It was like two on two. Yeah, I kind of had a teammate. Second day. Second day. Riding solo. Free solo.

But it went great. I won my competition both days. Seriously? So you got first place. It's an interesting format. I would say I still don't fully know how it works. I think everyone got split up into just two teams, kind of like an all-star game, like LeBron or Durant kind of thing.

And then from there... Ducks or geese. You're either deaf or you're a duck salesman. And so within those two teams, there are all these small competitions going on. So it's like within your foursome, there was a competition happening. Okay. So both days I won my minor competition and as a whole,

our team won. Nice. So I think I won 50 bucks. No way. Pro golfer. No. Wow. Okay.

What are you going to spend it on? I don't know. I didn't get the 50 bucks. So I don't know when I get it or how it gets to me, but whatever. Hey, you know how to give somebody 50 bucks? One, two, three, four, five.

Just buck them, you know, 50 times. One at a time. And the guy in the back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are his antlers. He's putting up those things on his hand for an antler thing. He's bucking you. Gotcha. You thought you were gonna make money

oh man that's fun though yeah it was fun it was nice to switch it up no no trey kindy in the brickridge cup or did you beat trey kindy i didn't see him there i don't think he was in it he's a dad you know he can't yeah he'll be spending two full days on the course anymore i think i told you yeah we did this for a video it hasn't come out yet like, uh, Hey, if you're a bad golfer, it's okay. You're probably a great husband. You're probably a great dad. Yeah. Show me, show me a great golfer that also loves his kids intentionally. You know, that's, I'm actually excited for that video to come out. Cause then he's like pointing over at me and I like, I chip in from like the rough. He's like, see that guy divorced twice. And I'm making comments about like, I don't get to see my kids but i see the

golf course all the time yeah boy do i yeah know every you know dog leg left on this yeah every undulation yeah undulation nice good golf word for you uh undulation means the up and down of the slope is that right of the up and down of the golf cart. Oh, no. Up at the slope of the? Golf course. Green. Green. You're like, the golf course. I said it. Honestly, I still get all the terms kind of confused.

When you said green, I thought fairway. Green is just a specific place where you putt. Correct. Yes. Yep. Tricky because all the grass is green. I know. The green?

Thick green, short green. Even the trees are green. Like, I hit it in the green. Oh, yeah. Branch green. Yeah. There's in the green. I know. The green. Thick green, short green. Even the trees are green. Like, I hid it in the green. Oh, yeah. Branch green. Yeah. There's in the green. There's on the green. Put some green on it.

And then that guy, you know, smokes some green. You say, yeah, go crazy. Yes. That was another guy I was with. Yeah, that's me. Well, I've had two people recently. Oh, sorry. Mine's going up.

I'm on an hour right now. You know what we need to talk about? Yes. Is our friend from Pickleball. Kevin. Oh, Kevin. I'm on an hour right now. You know what we need to talk about? Yes. Is our friend from Pickleball, Kevin. Oh, Kevin. I love Kevin. It was great. I had never been asked before.

It was like, you guys married? Which, first of all, Brad goes, I am. And then I was, sorry, I don't know why I said that. We all are married. Yeah. It was me, Jake, and Scott there. Yeah. I just wanted to talk for myself, though.

Yeah. You weren't wrong. You are married. Yeah. And Brad's like, this guy just got married. I was like, yeah, about six weeks ago. He weeks ago he's like okay first wife it really got me off guard no one's ever asked me that before i was like oh yeah yes he was an interesting guy like he said he'd been married 40 years he might be listening this podcast yeah we told him we told

him listen so shout out to kevin but he was really like he's like yeah sometimes i don't know if it's uh what does he say something or stupidity that makes me married for 40 years. I'm like, dude, have some, and maybe it's just one of those corporate life banter, like, oh, marriage is, you know, the old ball and chain. But I'm like, have some appreciation for your marriage here. Take a little pride in it if you want. I bet your wife's great. It sounds like you guys spend a lot of time together. He talks about playing pickleball with her all the time.

I'm like, okay, she sounds like a fun person that you still like to hang out with yeah i don't think it is stupidity yeah i think you know what you're doing anyway it's just a funny thing like yeah are you are you smart enough to know that whenever your wife asks you to do something you do it and i'm like absolutely yeah i want to serve my wife dude this was great i've never i've never been through something like this like i thought the asvab was tough tough this is a different kind of test the math test yeah okay yeah so we mentioned to him that we're like we do youtube videos and it's just like you know relevant stuff in the world we kind of poke fun at different generations you know you know boomers might not be very good with their technology or something he's like oh gosh oh, gosh. Well, do you ever make fun of your own generation?

I was like, oh, yeah, absolutely. We're so entitled and all that stuff. He's like, yeah, we kind of got him fired up. Yeah. I mean, this was like a boomer versus millennial video in real life. Yeah. It was like a Facebook post. But I'm having to prove it to him.

Yeah. So go ahead. So he kind of singles me out a little bit i feel like he's like looking at me he's like all right he just fully put it on like the boomer like the boomer hat like i feel like it was decently like after the fact too like it wasn't like hey we were just talking about boomers and millennials being entitled it was like we said that we played a game or two entire game came back. Came back non sequitur. Mental math problem for Jake.

Hey, son. First wife right here. All right. I'm buying something from you. It costs $2.67 and you have a $5 bill. How much change do I get back? Immediately. You're like $2.33.

I go $2.33. He's like. Very good. That's right. You know, a lot of people. A lot of people your age wouldn't be able to do that. And guess what? Smartest guy in the group, Scott Peck, had a heyday.

The hardest time. The opposite of a heyday. Whatever. A goodbye day. Muck duck day. Oh, my gosh, dude. He was like, wait. Hold on.

What do you mean? $260. Oh, this is like $267 and you give him five. Wait, where's the? Okay, hold on. I don't get it. I don't get it. Where's the decimal? Where's the decimal? He even said that. He's like, all right wait where's okay hold on i don't get i don't where's the decimal where's the decimal he even said that he's like all right where's the decimal we're like what are you doing i already answered it right he was like no hold on i want to get it i want to get it yeah it's like no we already got it you already got it yeah he's like okay so wait hold on i don't get it so what's like catch? He's like, I think it's a riddle.

It's not a riddle, dude. It's mental math. He thinks we're that stupid. Figure it out, man. But then I ran up to another test with a $10 bill and he got it. He did not get the second one. You ran one test and he was like, wait.

What? Yeah, he was having to clarify it again uh he came around eventually but yeah he ran me through the uh you know it was just like the boomer like hey bet you don't even know how to write cursive who balances the checkbook kind of thing and then yeah getting like you know spare change he goes on to tell us the story of a which i would this poor cash cashier he was at some coffee shop or something and he paid in cash and he was like and i told him i said, don't type it in. Tell me with your mind how much you owe me.

And the guy, he couldn't do it. He couldn't do it. I was like, gosh, that stinks for that kid who had to go through that. Then he put Brad through a test, which you kind of already talked about. But just like, all right, let's say your wife asked you to do something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, if your wife says, hey, can you pick that up for me? What do you do? And I'm like, I picked it up.

I say, yeah, sure. He's like, okay, good. I'm glad, you know, some people I don't know what he said. Scott's like, wait, I don't get it. Whose wife is it? Wait, wait, wait. You guys only have one wife? Nice. Mormons! Got him! Polygamy!

Just joking to all those LDS's out there uh but that was fun kevin was great he uh yeah we showed up with three people and he was our fourth all night yeah it was great we played in 80 82 degree weather that might have been the the most sweaty i've ever gotten in my entire life it was 115 humidity it was insane dude i could not hold on to my, like, I didn't ever lose it, but I had the hardest time gripping my paddle because my hands were so sweaty. Yeah, and it wasn't for a lack of Scott saying, dude, you're so sweaty.

I bet Brad knows. Oh, am I? Oh! This is, and you know what? I've, like, grown up being, like, super skinny my whole life, so, like, this is a new thing for me to, like, sweat in the summer. Oh! Thanks, Scott! Dude, thanks, Scott.

Dude, you're dripping. Oh, no way. On the ground? Wait, let me feel your paddle. Oh, dude, it's soaked. Dude, that paddle is wet, dude. I know, dude. Nine to 12% moist all the time, dude.

Yeah, I can't shave in the car. Yeah. No, but can't shave in the car. Yeah. No, but it was a fun night. So Scott and Kevin played together the whole night because Scott's the best. Kevin was the worst, but he was a fine player for being 50. Scott's gotten really good. Yeah, it's annoying. I do not like it.

I don't like being worse than Scott at anything. I don't like being worse than anybody at anything, but especially Scott. So Jake and I were doing just fine, but like literally lost every single match. But I think we were winning every single match. There was a time. That was fun. There was one time I was really trying to like

harness the old Under Armour commercials and say like, we must protect this house. Like we're up like six to one and we ended up losing. Protect. But the last game, I feel like we did some mental mind games with them a little bit and we got Scott and Kevin to like, start fighting a little bit.

Remember that? Like there were a few times where Scott would just like, we were getting comfortable with Kevin. So Scott, all of a sudden was like, Kevin, what are you doing? Just serve. That was yours. Yeah. There were a few times where Jake and I would, I would literally just like put my hand up

to my, or put my mouth up to the paddle and be like, Hey, I'm not saying anything, but the fact that I'm right here, they're thinking it's going to mess with Scott. And I think Jake three, three serves in a row, like would serve it after we did that.

And it would like, they would hit it out. There's something mental there. One time I got a little too, uh, too excited about it. Cause like in between a point, I put my paddle up and talking about it,

hit a ball. Kind of like the Friday pickleball video where you guys are paddle tapping paddle tapping way so funny yeah dude funny little friday pickleball update we got a dm like i think yesterday or something we're just like someone from like a it's like a chicken and pickle but up in seattle kind of thing something equivalent it looked really cool and this guy's like hey sorry guys ready yeah chicken and pikel nice yeah pike's place yeah uh solid nets no i don't know oh it's all right seahawks and seahawks serves in seahawks um serves in space needles um

um kitchens nah yeah go ahead uh he's like sorry you guys were in seattle would love for you guys to pop in and i was like hey we are we're in kansas city but appreciate the invite let you know forever there yeah we're kind of thinking that's kind of weird why was he so certain we were in seattle i don't hate that marketing strategy i'm gonna start doing that like hey saw you were in need of a table like my one saw yeah. So you have a house. So you just signed a multi-year, you know, million dollar deal. Patrick Mahomes just figured you might need a table. He DM'd us from his personal account and from the like restaurants account.

Okay. Saw you guys were in Seattle. Need you to come by. Yeah. So yeah, DMM. We're not in Seattle, but that, you know, maybe sometime. Sonics and slams. Old school.

That was, that was, yeah. He DM's back last night at 1115, which. Old school. That was, yeah. He DMs back last night at 11.15, which proud of myself, I was already asleep. I saw it when I woke up. I'm a new man. Good feeling. But yeah, DMs us. Dude, my bad.

I completely thought you guys were dude perfect. What? That's a hilarious DM. He just goes, I'm so sorry. I thought you guys were Dude Perfect. Also, don't hate that strategy. That is such a compliment to somebody like you. Like, oh, sorry, Mahomes.

I thought you were LeBron. Yeah, okay. I pulled it up. I said, we're in Kansas City, but thanks for the invite. LOL. I totally thought you guys were from Dude Perfect. Anyway, if you're ever in the area, you guys are more than welcome. You guys are hilarious. That's so funny.

I like it. You should start just being Dude Perfect 2.0. Unofficially, so they can't be mad at you. Don't ever say Dude Perfect, but wear Dude Perfect stuff. We only wear their merch. Pound it, noggin! Just saying all that stuff. That'd be fun.

Rage monster! Pickleball stereotypes. I'm going to see him Thursday. Yeah. Are you going to like, we talked about that? Probably DJ Mikel. Yeah.

Yeah. We did talk. Are you going to like see him, see him? Like, do you think you'll meet him and stuff? I think so. Cool. Which Kobe should remember me.

We filmed together one time, but yeah, he's one of the twins. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Mikel's getting me a backstage pass. And so I'm going to do that and then see whatever their show is,

see how to become them without them knowing. Kind of make money off their trademark, their image, their likeness. The fact that you'd be backstage, post a few on those on Friday Pickleball, this guy will be like, that guy's playing me again. He is part of Dude Perfect.

Okay. I knew it. I just had the city wrong. Maybe as they're walking on stage, get Mikel to film you walking just behind them, you know, six or seven steps to where you don't actually walk it on stage, but it looks like, you know, the video stops in the continuation of you. That's pretty funny.

Yeah. That's great. Yeah. Don't hate that strategy. Don't hate the strategy. So what else should we talk about? The reason I went to bed so early last night is because I made a poor decision the night before.

Rachel and I went to see Oppenheimer at 1030. You know, a lot of previews. Movie doesn't go on until 11. Gets done at 2. Getting home at 230. Didn't go to the early service at church the next morning. 8 a.m. service because I got the brokerage cup. And your church is not close.

Church ain't close. Movie wasn't super close. So anyway, got about three and a half hours of sleep or so the night before. But got to see Oppenheimer and and the girls got to see barbie who you'll hear from soon yeah but uh scale one to ten oppenheimer oh i don't know seven or eight or so probably yeah that's pretty good christopher nolan so you kind of you're getting it's got to be awesome it's got to be cool it's on an imax so it looks amazing it sounds amazing yeah the music was awesome is it hans zimmer i don't know good question feels like they they go together they like each other nolan's kind of got his people is christopher nolan inception yes okay yeah but yeah the music was awesome and did you know hans zimmer also does prince of egypt

yes i learned that somewhat recently honestly that might be one of the best like things I've ever said is like really hyping up Prince of Egypt before there were any memes about it. Before I knew Hans Zimmer did the soundtrack, you know,

it's like, man, I was, I'm so proud of myself for saying that years ago, but it's a three hour long movie with not a lot of action. So with that in mind,

it's like, yeah, this held my interest for sure. But at the same time, it's late. It is, uh, it's like, yeah, this held my interest for sure. But at the same time, it's late. It is. It's a three hour movie. And the it's a little hard to follow at times.

There's a lot of like last names and Europeans and British accents could have used some subtitles. I'm getting old, dude. Subtitles would have been nice. Dude, I would say I am below average at just following names and paying attention to that kind of detail in general. Sometimes halfway through the movie, they'll be like, dude, this is Drew's long-lost daughter. I'm like, which one's Drew?

I don't even know that was you, Drew. I didn't know. Are you saying you drew something with your hand? Oh, like a sketch artist? Yeah. I'm really bad at that anyway, and so I might have given up like often I'll just give up and be like, I'll figure it out later. Okay.

I don't really understand what's going on right now, but I'll figure it out. Or I'll just lean over to Catherine and be like, what's going on here? Yeah. Drew Barrymore. And so often Catherine will be like, I don't know.

I don't know. Let's just figure it out. Anyway, at the movies, you can't pause it. You can't look it up real quick. You just gotta bear, bear with it.

And anyway, we walked out of the theater and Rachel goes, you're going to need to explain to me what has happened for the last three hours oh really oh for two for rachel the last couple movies huh and then i learned that caitlin braden saw it the same night so i talked to her the next day i was like what do you think she's like i thought it was good but i had to ask braden a lot of like what happened really so that i'd say small sample size but that might be a common sentiment like a little hard to follow is that kind of i feel like i never saw dunkirk and maybe you didn't either but i feel like that was a review of that one too of like yeah i was kind of confused the whole time i don't really

dunkirk maybe like they had weird timeline going back and forth or something yeah like yeah anyway maybe nolan's getting a little too you know tight with his britches or maybe he's just smarter than me that's what i I'm saying. Yeah. But we're normal. You got to dumb it down for America. I mean, you know 237 is the change for 260. I did. I knew it quickly. Three.

But yeah, I think it's fair if it's a movie like Inception or Interstellar, you're like bending time and dreams. Like, I think it's fair to be confused about this. But this is like pretty straightforward. It's a true story. Yeah, true story. Just like historical, you know, kind of fiction a little bit.

And it's like, ah, kind of had trouble following it towards the end. I don't know. Okay. All right. Whatever.

But it was still good. It was fun. Josh Peck is in it. Fun. Which one's that? He's the one from Jake and Josh. Oh, the guy that used to be big and now he's skinny?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Cool. YouTube blogger. Yeah. He's in it cool a lot of people a lot of people in it he's not he's not just like cracking jokes megan brother i never watched that show

uh okay so seven out of seven or eight out of ten that means you would recommend i go see it yes uh yeah i'd say if you're like in the mood to see a movie i'd say go into it like i don't know if i'm that excited to see it though like go into it being like hey i gotta pay attention to this yeah like it's gonna be a little confusing but yeah overall yeah definitely a good movie okay worth it to see in theaters or should i just wait like was the imax experience elevating it that much yeah i would say so okay the sound was pretty sweet yeah yeah yeah i'm talking myself into it yeah you should go see it okay it's a good movie yeah you know what let's go see the night let's go say

yeah i mean like in the grand scheme of all the movies that have ever been made oh totally it's a it's a good movie good but i think when you compare it to like chris reynolds like dark night dark night rises interstellar it's like those are some of my favorite like top 10 favorite movies ever maybe i've never seen interstellar okay it's like those are some of my favorite, like top 10 favorite movies ever, maybe. I've never seen Interstellar. Okay, it's pretty good. Let's go see that. I would see that with you.

Okay. Aztec Theater. Let's just rent it out. Yeah. Matthew McConaughey, dude. You love Matthew McConaughey. I do love Matthew McConaughey. I do love Matthew McConaughey.

Yeah. I do love Matthew McConaughey. You say it three times just like him. All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right. I do love Matthew McConaughey. I do love Matthew. Anyway, I feel like i've been talking a lot so no yeah we talked about this a little bit already because i was just so excited to tell people

but i watched a uh classic i think i talked about last week we watched finding nemo oh yeah Friday night movie night and yeah i wasn't down there i was helping rosie at the beginning with uh dinner it was just me and the three kids. And so I've got this strategy of like, I know what I'm doing here. You know, I'm flowing, I'm doing everything. So they're downstairs, I got them TV trays. Remember TV trays, dude? Yes, dude, I had those.

Oh yeah, I had the TV tray. And then I had each of their, you know, meals on there. And so they could eat while they watch the movie. And then Rosie and I were upstairs. I was feeding her because she's not gonna,'s not gonna do that she's one so anyway so i missed the touch the butt thing honestly okay because we don't say but in our family we say i don't even know what we say tiny booty i don't know you don't know what you say huh maybe we say bottom it doesn't come up that often rump yeah it's rump roast. No. I love rump.

Oh, my rump hurts. Like, just hear Bo. Yeah. Hurt my rump a little. Fell off the trampoline on my rump. Yeah. Yeah. Rumps only.

Anyway, but yeah. Loved watching Finding Nemo with the kids. Specifically, I mean, Hattie had already seen like half of it, and she like listened to the story on audio, and so she kind of knew what was going on, so she was narrating the whole thing the whole time. She's like, yeah, so Dory has short-term memory loss, so that's why she's saying that, you know, or whatever.

And is Bo okay with that? Yeah, Bo. He likes the added commentary? I don't know if Bo hears anything. Like, Bo gets so little screen time that when he has a screen in front of him, he is mesmerized by this thing, dude. He's just like. I've seen it a couple times, he is mesmerized by this thing, dude. He's just like. I've seen it a couple times, and yet he is locked in.

Oh, yeah. Hattie was the same way and still is kind of. But when those turtles came, dude, that was my favorite part with my kids for sure. Like, it was awesome in the moment, but then afterwards, like, the movie got over. They were loving it. They were so happy that Marlin found nemo spoiler alert and uh and we read a book and before we read it you know all of a sudden bo's just going dude dude and i i was like we should watch the turtle part again shouldn't we yeah we went back and

hattie was so impressed that we could like go to a specific part of the movie like the chapters thing she didn't know about that or it didn't seem to at least and so we watched it and then probably 10 times in a row we did you know give me some fin noggin dude and of course bo being the just rough and tumble lead-footed kid that he is just noggin like tom brady does before every single football game. Like, give me some fin, and then you just go noggin. And just nail me. And I was like, oh, good one, buddy. Nice.

Like, somehow it's not hurting him. Yeah. Yeah, he's just laughing about it a little bit. But Hattie's smart enough to be like, Bo, I'm not going to do noggin with you. I'm only going to do it with Dad. But, I mean, we, like, read a book, like, all three of us on the couch,

and then, like, we triple noggin together, you know, it was just a sweet time. And yeah, there's a line in there, you know, are you looking for the EAC? And he's like, you're riding it, dude. And Bo loves that. So he said that all the time. You're riding it, dude. So it's just like one of those like iconic movies in my childhood to an extent. You know, I was a little bit older when it came out.

But at the same time, it's like, fine, Nemo's a classic, a modern-day classic. And so it was fun to introduce that to them. Because so many Disney movies that we've let our kids watch are so much more like the classic classics, like the Snow Whites and the Cinderella and Peter Pan, Robin Hood, all those kind of things. So this was a fun one, a new modern classic. This is my classic. A millennial modern classic. This is my classic. A millennial's classic. This is from me.

You understand? So anyway, that was fun. And still to this day, we're noggin'. That's so fun. I forgot how fun the turtles are. So fun. It's also funny that you were like, hey, should we watch the turtle part again?

And Hattie's thinking, dang, we're going to have to watch this whole movie just to get the turtle part again. She knows fast forward. She knows that. But she did not realize you could literally skip right there. Skip to it. Yeah.

So anyway, it was awesome. It was so much fun. That's fun. And just, yeah, Bo just gladiator-ing in, just going after it. I can imagine it. Oh, my gosh. I want to noggin with him, but I got to be prepared. Yeah, you got to be careful for it.

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Yeah, ladies! Woo-hoo! That is fun. It is. It is full of state of action. No, no, you have to earn your right, okay? Catherine, tell a knock-kn'll vote for Harry Pineda. Tell a knock-knock joke.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Santa. Okay, Santa who? Santa Claus. Dang it, I hit the wrong one. Santa Claus. All right, Catherine, you get to choose one button to push.

Right now? Because you told us that joke, yeah. Okay. Any choose one button to push. Right now? Because you told us that joke. Yeah. Any of them that you want. Somebody say anything. And that's what I told him. Nailed it. Never heard that one.

I haven't either. That might be my new favorite. What is it? These buttons are weird. Rewinding? What do you guys think it is? Rewinding. No. A zipper? Yeah. A zipper? what is it like rewinding what do you guys think it is rewinding no yeah a zipper you guys you guys don't know what this is no it's like the noise you make when it's

like a record scratch yeah oh honestly when i first heard though i thought rachel was just moving her zipper the way because that's exactly like what zippers sound like you're so supportive of your wife i'm kidding zippers are silent it was really supportive of me i don't know that said zipper oh you were yeah oh wow you said what do you say like in a movie something rewinding like oh yeah the day starts over the day starts over like a groundhog day yeah whoa the day just started over i kind of hear it now that you say it. Thank you. Okay, okay, I messed up that knock-knock joke.

Let me try again. Okay, okay, try again, try again. On the knock-knock joke? Mm-hmm. Knock-knock. Who's there? Santa Claus. Oh, okay.

Santa Claus who? Santa Claus 2. Oh. Okay. Santa Claus who? Santa Claus 2. Nice. Why do none of them have names? What do you mean names? What do you want of them? Are you just going to memorize what they are? It's kind of fun.

You forget every week, and then you kind of just go around and go, that's the blue one. Okay. That one's the zipper. Two of them look the same. Actually, the red and orange look the same as the yellow and yellow. Okay. That one's the zipper. Two of them look the same. Actually, the red and orange look the same as the yellow and yellow. Absolutely. So the way I remember it is the yellow that's on the top right and the yellow on the bottom left are

completely different parts of the thing. Oh, okay. Do we get to try them or what? Throughout the episode, just feel free to touch, you know, hit them, hit the buttons, okay? I already forgot which one was the zipper. Perfect. I think green. First question. We asked you guys to ask the girls questions.

This one comes from Gracie. She said, we know a lot about Jake and Brad's movie taste, but what do you two like? Are the guys' and girls' favorite movies similar? Our least favorite might be similar. Yeah, that's for sure. Our current least favorite. What is your favorite?

Oh, man. I could do like a top five, maybe. Is it like Shaw your favorite? Oh, man. I could do like a top five, maybe. Is it like Shawshank? Probably up there. Gladiator, Tommy Boy, Ocean's Eleven. Remember the Titans? I do love Tommy Boy. Home Alone.

Sandlot. I've never seen him. One of those you said. Gladiator. Just Gladiator. Gladiator. Gladiator. Gladiator.

I've also never seen him. Last of the Mohicans. Okay. There was another one. What? You've never seen Last of the Mohicans? I feel like there was several during that time period that's the greatest movie ever, and I never saw them.

That's okay. What's your answer, though? To my favorite? Yeah. I know you. Well, my all-time favorite movie is Gone with the Wind. And it has been that for a long time. Fun. Yeah, very random.

Not very fun, actually. Not very fun. Well, I mean, I just feel like nobody. Oh, is it controversial? It's lame. I just feel like it's lame now. Oh, it's like old school? Yeah.

Anyway. Rachel? Yeah, it doesn't have any special effects. Yeah, no. Yeah. Special effects. No rewind. Start the day it doesn't have any special effects. No. Yeah. Special effects. No rewind. Start the day over.

No starting those days over. Nothing like that. True story. Catherine and I went to Gone with the Wind. They had like a showing of it in the theaters. And do you know it's like a pretty long movie? I know it's a big, thick book. It's like three and a half hours.

So I'm watching it trying to be a supportive boyfriend, husband, whatever I was at the time. I know. I forget. We might have just been dating. Yeah, probably. The fact that I went says a lot. But yeah, it seemed like it was like nearing the end and getting over. And then it stops and it's intermission.

Brad could not get over it. It was one of those things where I can do it. Oh, that's intermission? No problem. This is fine. And then it was like, this is too much. Wait, there was intermission at a movie theater. Yeah, well cuz it's like Old school

Seven brides for seven brothers doesn't have an intermission doesn't it guys Is that the sequel to 27 dresses? Yeah something like that? Yeah, yeah, they use the seven 27 dresses for the seven brides seven bridesmaids. Rachel, what's your favorite movie? In a similar category to Catherine's, maybe Dumb and Dumber. I don't watch movies a ton. We maybe had like four movies growing up, and the B movie was one of them, and that's not going to be my answer.

Four movies? Never seen that one. We never had any movies. Really? Yeah. That's why you guys are so active probably. Yeah, probably. Cool.

Gunner's like a very like anti-movie, like does not really enjoy them, like gets too antsy. Do you get antsy when you watch them? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really? Like yeah, series is much better for me because you can just watch a quick episode of Disney. Yes, a lot of intermissions. A lot of intermissions.

Mm-hmm. And that's why Gunner can do a backflip on a wakeboard. Exactly. We can't watch the movies. And that's why Gunner's wife goes to see movies with other people let's get back to it

least favorite movie Barbie I'll just say it Barbie and then tied with what was that movie you made me watch at my house at one time you watched the first 10 minutes of Rush Hour 2 and we're making fun of it we were at my parents' house.

First time you met them probably. He spent so long looking for a movie and you ended up deciding Rush Hour 2. I've never seen the first. I've never seen any of the others. I've never seen either of those. Didn't we resonate that I randomly watched it the same week? Yeah. I was like, I don't know.

I guess Rush Hour 2. I think you might have even been like, what are you watching? Why? It's a great movie. Rachel's like, I'm just, I don't know what I'm, I guess Rush Hour 2. And I think you might've even been like, what are you watching? Yeah. Why? Yeah. It's a great movie. Rachel's like, what are you watching a Kung Fu movie?

I was like, it's not Kung Fu. Chris Tucker. Kata, they're coming for us. It's so good. Jackie Chan is amazing. Anyway.

Oh. Okay. Okay. So y'all went to see Barbie. It'll, yeah okay um all right good to know you yeah that's how you do it yeah yeah it's podcast racial comes in here when she's home alone it's like yeah uh went to see barbie you guys got dressed up which is so like you yeah we did my idea i was very much not it was not just the two of you. It was like what?

80 of you? Something like that? Yeah. There was 80. Oh yeah. Wow. Good. Thanks.

Wow. Yeah. So tell us. So Barbie. Oh sorry. Barbie. Barbie. Barbie.

Barbie. What? Okay. Let's just talk about the movie. What's it about? How about that? It's about Barbie. Oh my gosh.

And Ken. Well you have to start a sentence on that. You don't just get the paragraph in one sentence, okay? Yeah. Barbie and Ken, and they live in Barbie land with all the other Barbies. And they're all called Barbie. Yeah, they're all called Barbie.

So you wake up, Barbie wakes up, and they're like, hi, Barbie. Hi, Barbie. Hey, Barbie. Hi, Barbie. Everybody's Barbie. All the boys are Ken. There's one Alan. Yeah.

Okay, but Catherine, when she came home, she tried to explain the plot to me, and I don't understand. I don't know the plot. It's the hardest plot to explain. I don't know it. I don't know if there was a plot. Barbie, all of a sudden, they're having a party. First off, she hates Ken, which is weird because Barbie and Ken. You would think. Also, other side note real quick i was waiting that whole movie for um the barbie song i'm a oh yeah never not to the very

end and nikki minaj is singing it oh yeah i've heard that version yeah have you fun yeah came on spotify yeah yeah but that's like yeah Anyway, I feel like that should have been like the opening, like at the dance. Oh, definitely. Like put on the bar. That would have been great. That would have been the time.

Anyway, Barbie hates Ken. Um, and so at this like party, all of a sudden she's like, do y'all ever think about dying? And it, and it,

that happens. That happens. That happens. And you know, like, no. Oh, my gosh. Barbie, what's wrong with you? And so then she's, like, sad. Or no.

Then the next day, she, like, her shower comes on cold. And her milk has expired and all these things. And she falls off her house. And she's like, what's happening to me? You know, she falls off her house. You know, the things that happens. And so she's like, I got to go visit Weird Barbie, which was funny. Weird Barbie was funny because we all had a weird Barbie.

Explain. Weird Barbie is like the Barbie who has her hair cut really weird because the little girl cut it. I cut my Barbie's hair, and it never comes back normal. Her makeup was all smudged. She had a weird outfit on. Everybody had a weird Barbie. So that was funny to include. And what was her name?

Weird Barbie. Oh, gotcha. I thought her name was Midge. No, Midge is the pregnant one. Yeah. And Midge, same height as everyone else. I was thinking shorter. Yeah.

Okay. Sure, makes sense. Tubbo is not, you know. But again, weird Barbie, I feel like that could have been really funny and it was funny for a second and then they did nothing else like with weird barbie weird barbie somehow had a ton of wisdom from the real world which was odd what i don't know what you think her name is weird barbie for i don't know anyway so so anyway weird barbie's like yeah you're having these thoughts

because the girl that you're connected with that's playing with you is sad. So you need to go to the real world and help her. And that's as much of a plot line as there was. And then it just goes downhill from there. Okay. Yeah. So the idea is like Barbie goes to the real world. Yeah.

From what I understood, you said Will Ferrell's in it. But it's like, what was Will Ferrell really doing in there? Nobody knows why he's really there. Yeah. I have no clue like Will Ferrell's in it but it's like what was Will Ferrell really doing in there? But nobody knows why he's really there? Yeah I have no clue why Will Ferrell was involved. His whole character was odd. He's the CEO of Mattel.

He at first is trying to get Barbie to be back in the package like into her box because she's not supposed to be in the real world because yeah

he's the CEO of Mattel and then Barbie ends up going back to Barbie Land he follows her there but that's what he was trying to do the whole time was get her back to Barbie Land. Because he like, we've still got to chase her.

But she's back. Why are you? So his role really didn't make sense. And it wasn't even that funny. Interesting. It just feels like, I think we talked about the other night, people had one little idea for the movie

and then there was five other people that all had ideas as well and then they just threw a wall in. It's like, we'll throw a wall in and surely people won't notice any of the holes in that plot. No one's going to be worried about things. I don't know. So not as good as Dumb and Dumber or

Gone with the Wind. No, not again. I'm giving away things, I guess. The ending didn't even make sense. Like, it didn't even... She didn't really stop having those thoughts. No. She brought the girl and her mom back to barbie lean i don't know why she did that i have no idea and then she decides that she wants to be real i

guess and so she goes to the real world where people die so i don't know i don't know not a fan really is what we're saying okay so what you're saying is don't go see it i wouldn't i wouldn't maybe oppenheimer yes or no on Oppenheimer? Oh, yeah. It was good, I think. Jake talked about it. Was it before this? I've done about six podcasts today.

Okay. And this is another one. So, yeah, I've talked about it a few times. So, who knows? I think it was great. Yeah. Okay. But I was so lost in a lot of it.

Yes. Okay. I think I should have had more of a background on it. Which is ironic because you had Oppenheimer Guru over here. I know. Who did a school project in Oppenheimer in fifth grade. Oppenheimer Guru. No, you had a shirt one time that said Oppenheimer Guru.

I remember it. Like how you can be in a Facebook group and you can have a little badge that says like conversation starter or whatever. Mine just says Oppenheimer Guru. Yes. Jake Triplett. Oppenheimer Guru. Okay.

Well, that's fun. Thank you for the Barbie review. It sounds like everyone loves this. Even Rotten Tomatoes, 90%. It's getting great

reviews, but for some reason it just didn't resonate with you guys. So I think we should do our schmores this week with the girls.

Actually, what do we even call this? Yeah, we'll call it the Barbie Awards. Barbie Awards. Everyone loves it but me. Well, yeah, the term for that should be Barbie from now on.

Oh, yeah, that's just a Barbie for me. Honestly, I'm pretty Barbie'd out by that one. That one Barbies me. Yeah, that one Barbies me out. I don't know. Everyone loves it. I don't get it. It Barbies me.

I like that. We create new terms. Kind of like eat the hot dog. Hey, man, just go eat the hot dog. Just suck it up. Eat the hot dog. Just suck it down. Yeah, that's a Barbie for me.

Headphones are off for Catherine. She's had enough. Just for the moment. It might go back on. It's just hard. What does it sound like like that? It's like normal. Like I'm talking to y'all. With these on, it's more like I'm going to be a little annoying though whenever you're not talking in the mic. But do you see how close I am?

Talking into this mic. Barbies. Barbie schmores. This is Aaron from the office thinking about Holly. I'm sorry, I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. What did she say when Holly first walks in?

She assumes she's a great cook or something? That's so great. Our schmores. Everyone loves it but me. That's so great. Okay, so our schmores. Everyone loves it but me. What's the order? Catherine? Order is Rachel, Brad, Jake, Catherine. Okay.

Fun. Rachel, start it off. Come on. Sorry. Oh, Catherine. There's a clear one-one. Yeah. No, there's not. We're a clear one, one. Yeah. No, there's not. Oh, yes.

We're all thinking it. Barbie. Yeah. I didn't even write that one down. Okay. Everyone. I mean, we're all going to say it. I'm so sorry, Rachel. We're going to say it on three.

Yeah. Okay, I will say it. Yeah. This isn't my number one, but I want to see what everybody else says, and then I'll come back to my... What? Oh, interesting. Okay. Okay. I like my... I like it.

I like it. I do. I don't understand getting your nails done. And I think it's... Take that one off the list. That's the obvious one. I think it's because I had to do it quite a bit leading up to the wedding. But it costs a ton of money

and it's good for maybe two days and it hurts so bad to get it done. You have to like keep going back to get it done the right way

otherwise you ruin your nails like this. Like I still have a line from the wedding nails because it hurts so bad. I agree with you on 90% of that. Yours only lasts for two days.

I mean I think I'm rough with my hands. Yeah you must be. I hit them on things. Dig it in it in the ground maybe i hit them on things i do i do i normally it's like at least a solid week what hurts i don't understand like oh like getting them taken off just taking them off because they're so glued or stuck or whatever they use on it like you honestly you tear like a layer of your nail off with it and then you can like bend it all right it's all right so you have to be going back like they're really tough on the edge of your nail no no full nail that i would love to

get my nails done consistently for the rest of my life except for the fact of getting them off like okay i hate i hate it i'm learning right now is that when you say get your nails done, you don't mean somebody refines the nails you already have and just paints them. You are literally getting new nails on top? No, because that's what I did for the wedding because it hurt so many times before. So I was like, can you just do, I don't even know what it's called, gel maybe? Just the most simple thing. And even that, I had get like taken off by them because

it's intense um and to add on to that pointy pointy nails i don't get that oh like just the idea of them yeah because i think a lot of times when people do get their nails done they get fake ones and then they get the really long ones you can't do anything with it that's great yeah good word yeah okay good that was the clear number one that we were all thinking. It's off the board. I need to write these down. Okay. My number one pick is going to be the beverage that seems like is sweeping the nation, has

for thousands of years, wine. I don't get it. I don't get it one bit. People go gallivanting to Napa Valley, California, getting so excited to drink this wine. And I'm like, there's no way that that is worth it to me. I don't get it at all. I agree. I like other alcohol.

Okay. To the point where I'm like, okay, yeah, I would enjoy drinking that. If someone offered me wine, I'd say, I'd take a water, please. Water's just fine. I just don't get it. But it's an acquired taste. That's what they all say. That's fine.

An acquired taste. I don't want to acquire that taste. I mean, I can. I'm doing my all say. That's fine. An acquired taste. I don't want to acquire that taste. I mean, I can. I'm doing my stand-up bit right now. Yeah, exactly. Is that what you say? Honestly, I don't know if I was doing that bit when I did my show on Kansas City, so you might not have ever heard it.

Oh. But it was about that. It was about how silly it is. Yeah. There's so many things that tasted great the first time you had them. You don't need to acquire any of them. And I feel like it'd be one thing, and I know people are going to argue with me on this, but I feel like it'd be one thing if it's healthy, which I know there with me on this but i feel like one thing if it's healthy which i know there's a little bit of

argument antioxidants yeah i said in the office but because i mean i feel like there are healthy things i do that i'm like that doesn't taste very good but it's good for me yeah but i yeah but not i agree i agree yeah thank you you're. Is it me next or you next? I forget what you said. Jacob. Me. Except now I have to do two in a row. Yeah, double. I hate that I did that to myself. I'm going to go Marvel movies.

Good. I... Yeah. I'd like to make a clear differentiation between superhero movies. Because I think The Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, Christopher Nolan.

Awesome. Really well done. I was about to joke and, Dark Knight Rises, Christopher Nolan. Awesome. Really well done. I was about to joke and you'd be like, so DC movies are okay. Maybe DC movies are, I don't know the difference. I guess I'm really only

taking out Batman, Christopher Nolan. Superhero movies minus, yeah, the Christian Bale Batmans. Minus the Dark Knight. Yeah, just don't get it. And I've seen some of them.

Saw a couple Iron Mans, similar to Barbie barbie i really was waiting for them to play iron man uh the whole time right and they do it in credits yeah i think they do it's very good yeah uh but yeah it's like they're cool they're there's some action there's a little bit of comedy thrown in but to make like 800 million dollars or whatever they do every time a new one comes out that That's crazy that that type of art is that valuable. That, to me, is like, I don't get it. I am shocked that it can be that popular.

Just a surface-level action movie. That is a good pick, and that is an honest pick from you. You've told me that a lot. You're so honest, Jake. Honest Jake, that's what we'll call you. But you need to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2 because it's funny. We really liked the first one. Remember? I like Guardians of the Galaxy.

Every time I watch them, I'm always like, okay, I enjoyed myself in that experience, but I never get excited to watch a superhero movie. I'm with you on that, Jake. It's just like, I don't get why these... So many people are like, so, dude, have you seen the new Thor yet? Oh, have you seen Ant-Man? It's like, oh, never

would I ever. Ragnarok. Yeah, Ragnarok, bro. What's the new Thor yet? Oh, have you seen Ant-Man? It's like, oh, never would I ever. Ragnarok. Yeah, Ragnarok, bro. What's the new one we saw a preview for? No, Blue Beetle. Oh, I don't even remember. You seen Beetle Man? Yeah, I was like, what is this? Beetle Boy.

Beetle Boy? Maybe that's it. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe that's it. Maybe. It's not Beetle Boy. I don't know.

All right, Catherine, you get two picks here. Dang, two in a row. Give me two of your Barbies. Okay. I don't know. All right, Catherine, you get two picks here. Dang, two in a row. Give me two of your Barbies. Okay. I love it. This is another thing that you watch. It's in the same vein. It's not a movie.

It's a show. Okay. It is called Tiger King. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Man, everybody's loving that right now. The whole country's talking about Tiger King. Oh, zing.

Oh, where's the, is there a zinger? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, that one. Oh, shoot, I can't hear. It's zing, and then it claps. Zing. Yeah, Tiger King. Yeah, you were really bothered by Tiger King.

I had zero interest in it when it first came out in the beginning of COVID and everybody in the world watched it I didn't, not out of principle, I just was like I don't have any interest to watch that and so I think it was what, like a year later I was like, I think I'll watch Tiger King now, and I did and even then I thought

this is weird, these people are weird you like were not entertained by how wildly gross they were. No. I think it was for a few minutes. I was like, okay, I get it. I get it, but I'm done.

Yeah. Okay. So yeah. What is it again? Everybody loves it, but I don't get it. Yeah. Is that what we say? Yeah.

Okay. The crazy thing is that Tiger King takes place in Oklahoma. And those people in Oklahoma and where you're from in Texas, no offense, they remind me so much of each other. I'm about to be offended. I know. But you live really close to the Oklahoma border, so we have experienced a lot of Oklahoma.

Maybe I shouldn't say Texas people are like this, but I'm just saying I resonate. I was like, I know people like these people in this documentary. Yeah, because those people come down to Sherman to the Walmart. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. That's why I thought you would be entertained by it. Yeah, but they're still the Oklahom documentary. Yeah, because those people come down to Sherman to the Walmart. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. That's why I thought you would be entertained by it. Yeah, but there's still the Oklahomans.

Yeah, I know. I should, I take it back to Texas. No offense, guys. All you people out there. Yes, anyway, Tiger King is my number one. My number two, my number two. Dancing around a little bit.

I know. Barbie, Barbie, Barbie. Okaybie okay my number two we're going with a snack food oh sure we're going with bugles okay oh never in my life have i enjoyed those everybody puts them on their fingers you know if i loved them don't mention it they were such a thing i don't know i don't know how many people love bugles really you do you've never eaten bugles you were eating them watching Tiger King

I don't think I've eaten a bugle since I was like 5 years old that is not true you've eaten them since you've been married and you loved them no I haven't I would pick 18 other snacks before bugles really yeah 18 oh yeah i'm talking like in the same category not like i do

not like chocolate covered pretzels i'm talking yeah really huh nothing what do you say? What do you say, Amy? Huh? What do you say, Amy? I could figure it out. I could easily. Yeah. Everything else similar to Chex Mix, Guardettos, Doritos, every kind of Dorito. What about the snack mix from the wedding? Oh, of course.

Bugles in it. That doesn't mean. I didn't eat the Bugles. I bet. I honestly don't even remember if I had this. I think I did have this. Honestly, the bugles are pretty good in it. No. Never.

Okay. What the season? All right, Jacob. Yeah, exactly. All right. My pick is going to be hating Nickelback. Everyone loves. What was that face?

I've thought about that before. Yeah. I agree. I feel like all of a sudden it was like a thing. Oh, yeah. People do it in person. They do online they're such a common yeah common common punching bag punchline anything yeah uh and i really get it they have so many hit songs they are more successful than i would say 98 of people who claim to be musicians probably and back in the day people liked him right i did like him back back when i feel like illegally download back in the day people liked him, right? I did like him back when I had like a legal download. See? Yeah.

Back in the day people liked him. This is how you remind me it was a good song. Give it to us. Never made it as a blind man. Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. Yeah, it was a good song. Great song. Yeah. It was on many a burn CD-Rs. Oh, yeah. Back in the day. Do the...

No, I did not like Photograph. Oh, come on. That's when they did go downhill for me. I was a hater of Nickelback. If you go back... Louis Photograph! Brad had it on his Instagram bio. I still do. Nickelback addict.

That's my Twitter bio. They're all jokes. It also says vegetarian on there. I know. Point is you really hate them. Yeah, whatever. I don't really hate them but if you're on the fence right now go back and look at nickelback's like just list of songs there's gonna be like eight on there like oh my gosh i know that song and you listen to the other one i've never heard that one you play that one like

oh yeah that was pretty popular too i'll tell you one that i really like uh from spider-man hero and they say that a hero can save us. There you go. Yeah. That was a hit in like 2008 probably. No, I don't watch superhero movies.

No, I only had like four movies at my house. Is that DC or Marvel? Okay, that's my pick. Hating Nickelback. Okay. I don't get it. Okay, my next pick,

I'm going to go with I think I can do this. Jake, tell me if I'm too close to Marvel slash superhero movies here. I wrote down fantasy movies, like sci-fi fantasy. Oh, yeah. Avatar. Harry Potter. I put in parentheses Lord of the Rings and Avatar, et cetera.

I've never seen Lord of the Rings, so people can judge me as they want for that. I do judge you a little. But I have zero interest. I have zero interest in watching them. People are like, dude, just check out one of them. It's really good. They're only like five hours long. And it's like, okay, that's a big commitment for something I'm not very interested in.

So is that okay, Marvel versus? It's okay for you to pick that. I'm only somewhat on board, though. Okay. Because I haven't seen Star Wars. I haven't seen Lord of the Rings. I haven't seen Harry Potter. I haven't seen all this stuff. Yeah. Really? But, mean i i'm not in the impression it's popular for a reason i'm sure it's good it wouldn't be that popular if it wasn't good so i'm

sure it's fine i just i just don't get it i'm not i don't i don't get the allure i have seen i like harry potter okay so maybe yeah y'all should do a marathon sometime of some of those. I'm not like, whoa, Harry Potter, die, man. Die, man. Die, man. Die, man. Expelliarmus, man. Yeah. But I do think they're good.

I do think they're good. And there's a lot of them. So it's kind of, it's fun. Harry Potter's are okay. It's a good winter activity. Yes, because winter is the warmest season very good kath all right rachel you get two picks okay my first one being a girl who grew up in iowa don't you say it i'm going to no you're not if you say what i think oh i'm going to lose it too what are you saying i have no idea you guys

i think i know this time i actually think i know say it spicy foods If you say what I think you're going to say, I'm going to lose it. I think I do, too. What are you going to say? I have no idea. You guys are messing with me. I think I know. No, this time I actually think I know. Say it. Spicy foods. Of course. What a setup, Rachel. What a setup.

A girl growing up in Iowa. I mean, potatoes and meat. You're not used to spicy foods because of corn. Just like the stereotypical, what a Midwestern diet. Wheel of Dreams. and like meat like you're not used to spicy foods because of corn just like the stereotypical what a midwestern midwestern diet field of dreams

I was gonna say field of dreams I was like are you kidding me it's one of the greatest movies I definitely thought that too

wow it's good spicy food spicy food I was ready for her to say it and be so upset like that is like

the best movie Iowa's ever produced but good job, Rachel, not upsetting. I was wondering how you both knew that. I know, me too. I love that gave that away

that much. Yeah. So you're saying people love spicy food. Yeah. And I just, it takes, I know people think

maybe it gives flavor, but that also probably depends on the spice you're using. But it takes away a lot, especially when you bite into something that you don't know is going to be spicy.

Like near corn. At a boil. Oh, those were spicy. And it just hurts your mouth the whole time. That was so funny. Have we ever told that story? That's right. I remember. I remember because she was like, oh, yeah, I have a girl.

Give me that corn. And she went to town on that corn on the cob. I did. I had a whole row me that corn and she went to town on that corn on the cob I did I had a whole row going before I realized it was spicy gosh that was funny

it's just like I think people sweat you have to drink milk like your body is doing things saying like get this out of me I'm sure going to the bathroom

after is not good your body is telling you this is not good for you spicy food can't be that good but it does clear your sinuses. Yay. That's good for you. I almost wrote down jalapenos

in a similar vein. I love jalapenos. People do. Do you really think the three jalapenos they put on nachos makes it better? Yes. Yes. Really? I really like jalapenos. There's more than three, Rachel. If that's your argument, it's like, because there's only three.

They put more than that on. I do. I like them. I put them on my chili. He puts them on a lot of things, yeah. My chili. Is that what you said? Chili.

Chili. All right, so being a girl from Iowa, what's your second pick? I couldn't believe that was your setup for that. Surely, as you say, feel the dream. I can't believe she's about to defame Iowa like this. I should have said, like, a farm girl. Okay. My next one.

I'm apologizing to everybody for this. Being from everybody. Being from everywhere. I've lived with multiple. Actually, just in general. Redheads. You don't know, Jake. He does know. I told him some of it. Okay i told him okay i think having pets oh in a house

and this is also motivated from last week's episode is caitlin listening right now yeah okay well i'm saying in general okay like especially when i lived in an apartment uh um in overland park oh got it like i don't get what the point of having the pet was. In an apartment? Because you had to go down three floors to take it out to poo. To poo? I just... That's spicy food. I mean, I love dogs.

Jalapeno kibbles. And I love cats. But I don't know why. I just, I don't think I want one indoor. This is the answer you should have said coming from a girl born on a farm in Iowa. That's a very farm answer. Yeah, that.

So you like pets outside in their proper place. I do. Okay. Proper place seems a little biased. Yeah, animals live in the wilderness. That's how God made them. But I think my parents' dog has the best life because

it can do whatever it wants just outside if it's cold nobody's picking up it's a poop right nobody's picking up but you might step in it well yeah yeah okay so there's that but does the dog ever come inside every now and then if you wanted to just yeah sure we like you come on in sure yeah okay then put it back out yeah do you ever have a cat yeah we've Oh, we've got a ton of cats. There's one that we let come inside because we like it every now and then.

Sure. Then my mom kicks it out. Yeah. But I never grew up with it so I think that's probably why that's my stance. Cool. I can agree with that too.

But I really enjoy living in Georgia. Georgia's awesome. I really do. Let the record show. Georgia's great. You're going to miss Georgia. I really am. It's nice coming home. I was going to say it is welcoming. Yeah. It. She. Georgia's great. You're going to miss Georgia. I really am. It's nice coming home.

I was going to say, it is welcoming. Yeah. It. She. He. He. I knew that. I'm sorry.

I knew that. He. He is welcoming. All right. My next pick is going to be somebody in the sports world. You guys aren't going to resonate with this. But Joe Burrow, I think, is getting so much shine. And I have talked about it before.

And I've heard of him. I'll talk about it again. I watched. They have these quarterback listings coming out. And Joe Burrow, I think, is getting so much shine. And I have talked about it before, and I'll talk about it again. I watched they have these quarterback listings coming out, and Joe Burrow is like number three usually or four. And I just don't think he's going to be that good. I just put it on the record right now forever that Joe Burrow is going to be a top 13 quarterback in his time. He is not going to be some historic guy.

So that's my next answer. Girls, thoughts? He's my Barbie. You know, I actually was thinking that when we watched quarterback, I was like, I didn't know this guy was going to be that good.

Because they were hyping him up. Joe Burrow. Oh. Yeah. Was he in it? Jay Burrow. Yeah. When we played the Bengals.

Oh, I see. On there often. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I just don't get it. Okay. I disagree. I don't know. Yeah. I just don't get it. Okay. I disagree.

I think he's the second best quarterback in the NFL. Do you really? Yeah. See, I like Josh Allen more than him. I still think Aaron Rodgers is really good.

How about Jay Goff? Oh, Jay Goff. One Roe v. A Miracle. My boy. Yeah, you guys is one. Did you guys get out in the first week? Yes, we sure did.

I like points. But not this year. No way. Not this year. We already know who we're drafting. Sure do. That's what we're meeting tomorrow morning about. So the P ends with an Patrick Mahomes.

That'd be fun. I hope you guys get Patrick Mahomes. I do too. Probably won't lose week one. Well, essentially especially last week, do you get like, you know, the worst team in the NFL gets to pick the first draft pick?

Good question. Do we get to do that this week? Do we get to do that? I think it's random. I'm sure there's a setting. For me. Come on, please. Rich will work on that.

It's me. It's me. Okay, next I'm going to go with, is it my pick yeah having preferences for water we're talking

bottled water we're talking Rachel claims Dasani is trash oh yeah it is Dasani is trash Dasani

what she comes way down Dasani Dasani is the worst out of all of them it gives me sores what this is what I'm talking about

water preferences no Dasani was the best until Fiji came around Fiji's not my new favorite Dasani the worst out of all of them. It gives me sores. What? Me too. This is what I'm talking about. Water preferences. No. Dasani was the best until Fiji came around. Fiji's not my new favorite. Dasani is so garbage. Dasani's awesome. Whoa. The more you talk about it, the more you reinforce my point. Wow. It's all the same. Wow. We've got a water

filter in our fridge that Rachel gets her water out of. It's way different than the sink and the fridge. Oh, I'm sure. We've also got fridge water. We've also got tap water put in front of me old water all the same thing no no because the fridge needs a new filter and you can taste it right now we got the water cooler like whatever the what is that reverse osmosis it's something different I tell you I didn't think I cared and then we got that thing I was like golly this is better than it's good for you it's something different. I tell you. It's tasty, y'all. I didn't think I cared and then we got that thing and I was like,

golly, this is better than ever. And it's good for you. It's nice. Purified all those great things. Okay, having preferences for water. Just any kind of preference. Good, bad, just well water, city water. I'll take it.

Oh, well water's good. Cool. Okay. Great pick. Can of cuck water. What is it? I don't even know. You didn't have headphones on.

It was the punch. Oh. Sorry. All right, Kathy, you get two picks. Yeah, how's that work? what is it I don't even know it was the punch oh sorry alright Kathy you get two picks yeah how's that work yeah because then Rachel and I are done

but then y'all I have one more you do you need to get this you need to understand the system before you go into fantasy football sure do

the snake you'll figure it out you'll be the last in round three and the first in round four yes yes yes man I drafted poorly because I'm doing two in a row.

Well, you picked Bugles as your second pick. It was a great pick. Okay. Let's see. Tell me the topic again. Barbies. No. I'm sorry.

I just don't get it. Yeah. Okay. Everyone else likes this thing. Okay. Tell me the topic again. All right. What are we talking about? What are we talking about for 30 minutes, man? Best quarter breath. Ready for this one? likes this thing okay I'm gonna go with pickleball I just don't get it you've

never played I'm like halfway played once or twice. No, you went with Rachel. We were about to play. We took coffee time. Yeah, that's not the time. I feel like I kind of played with you. I've watched you play. Well, that's the same thing. It looks like tennis. You like tennis? It's fine. I took it in college.

Wow, pickleball is a spicy pick. I know. And everybody loves it. Fastest growing sport in America. See? Everybody loves it. That is a spicy pick. I know. And everybody loves it. Fastest growing sport in America. See? Everybody loves it. Everybody loves it. I mean, if you don't get it, yeah, I guess you're right.

It's just not for me. Okay. And I feel like it's, correct me if I'm wrong, I feel like it's not even that active. Again, it's like one of those things, it's like the wine. I could get on board with it if it was healthy for me. But it's like, I don't even feel, I mean, like I might be sweating, but that's only because it's a 90% humidity outside. Dude, I don't know what it is. You should come watch Brad. Yeah, first of all, I am dripping.

Second of all, I get more sore like getting out of the car after pickleball than any other sport. I don't know what it is. Really? Yeah. And Scott says the same thing. More than when you play football? Nope.

Not more than when I play football, but more than i play football but i haven't played football in a long time touche okay pickleball but you're right it's not super active yeah which is fine it's fine anyway um okay i had to put my check mark i was gonna say i was like all i can see on your phone is just the emoji keyboard what are you doing katherine puts the emoji check mark on the right side of the words rather than doing the notes checklist. It kills me. It kills me.

Now I do it just out of principle to bug him. Oh my goodness. Okay. Sorry, give me a second. Which one do I want to go with here? I'm going to go with TikTok. Okay. Yeah.

Another thing that you really have tried a lot before. You've given it a chance. I have not given it a chance on my own phone, but I have given it a chance on other people's. But, okay, do you ever scroll reels on Instagram? Because they're literally the same thing. No. You don't?

Never. Why would I? Because it's so addicting. They figure out exactly what you want to say. Well, that's a horrible argument. I'm saying TikTok. It's another random social media and I don't get it.

This is such great mom pics right here. Tiger King, Pickleball, and TikTok. I just don't. What are these kids doing? No, I didn't say that. Do you know that your husband somewhat provides for your family purely off of TikTok? I know. I try not to think about it. He also provides for us from YouTube and I don't have that on my phone

either. She's pretty great with technology, let me tell you. Yeah. Anyway, those are mine. The last two. Great. Beat that. Jake? All right. I have one that's so similar to what you said, Brad, so I think I'm not going to do that.

I'm going to do a pick that's going to make people mad. How about that? So I'm going to fire people up. I'm going to go with soccer. I had that on my list. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Soccer is on the list. It's the most popular sport in the world. You know why? Because you don't need anything to play it. You just need a ball and, you know, just an area. A ball. That's the goal over there. It's a very simple sport, which there could be beauty and simplicity,

but I think it is just not that great. Yeah. Sorry, Gary Gibson. Sorry, Emmy. Got to apologize to all of our soccer fans out there. Sorry, Logan. Sorry, Janelle Miao. But it's just.

I mean, it's way easier to play or way harder to play than golf, though. Now I got to reopen that. Uh, to me, it's just, uh, it's just all right. Okay. I agree. Watching it. It's like, I mean, the, the fans are going nuts in Europe about it. Like you hear the drum and they're like, do it, not doing anything.

They're just kicking the ball like 20 yards down the field. Yeah. And then they kick it back the other way. Yeah. You could probably get nitpicky about every single sport

and find flaws in it. Of course. Oh, football, you're only actually playing seven minutes, you know, most times a clock. Oh, baseball,

you know, it takes forever. There's things of every sport that are lame. Yeah. To me, specifically soccer, just have never been able

to get into it. Okay. Good for you. I think you would have been good at it. Football. I think I could have been all right at it. But guess what? Even though I never played my entire life, I still think I'm all right at it probably. Because it's very, I think it's an easy sport.

Now we're ruffling. Yeah, yeah. I think it's got to be one of the easiest sports to be on the field with and kind of disguise yourself. Volleyball, pickleball, you get picked on immediately. It's like, oh, this guy's never played before. I think it's got to be one of the easiest sports to be on the field with and kind of disguise yourself. Volleyball, pickleball, you get picked on immediately. It's like, oh, this guy's never played before? All right, we're going to win 11-0.

Singled out, yeah. Soccer, I could play defense just fine. Offensively, I'm going to be a little bit of a liability. I could play half the sport just as good. That's very true. I played soccer intramurals. I was on F team, And I was pretty good. What's the F team?

Bottom of the list. Not quite. There's also G. In one year, there was an H team, too. So I wasn't that bad. But I agree. Defense? I was like, I can do this.

No one. I can stand here. I was competing with people who played for our club soccer team. And it's like, they didn't know that I didn't grow up playing soccer. Never even played it. I can guard them. I can anticipate. Sure.

Yeah. And Garrett was like a really good, like their team won a ton of games in college, didn't they? He went, do you guys know this?

Garrett Gibson played soccer for SB for four years. They never won a game. It was also the first four years we had a program. So when I was like a freshman, sophomore,

junior, we only had club soccer. And in my senior year, it's like, hey, it's officially a men's sport. So they had to had a program so when i was like a freshman junior we only had club soccer and in my senior year it's like hey it's officially a men's sport so they just start a program which is always hard still the full-time demoralizing thing i think they got one or two ties yeah he said they were they were close a few times yeah yeah the our like head soccer coach was like also like a professor still it was like it was high school. Also a professor. It wasn't his full-time gig. I think we had that at UNI too. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. I know I upset some people. I'm sorry, soccer people, but that is for the most part how I feel. This is not going to upset people like soccer, but I don't really get it. I don't get why Drake is so good.

I was trying to think of musicians. Granted, just hands up, I don't really get it. I don't get why Drake is so good. I was trying to think of musicians. Yeah. Granted, just hands up, I don't listen to him very often. So many of y'all's picks, you're not giving him a shot. No, no, I have given him a shot. I have given him a shot.

I feel like I was a hipster early on Drake. I remember listening to him in my freshman year of college. You think Drake makes you a hipster? Hipster in the sense he was ahead of the curve. Ah, ah, ah, okay. Sing me a song. First name, greatest. Last name.

Almost. Last name, greatest. First name. Ever. Ever? Ever greatest? Ever greatest? First name.

Ever. I know the rest of the line. Like a sprained ankle, I ain't none to play with. So whatever rhymes with that. Greatest, I guess. Anyway. God's plan. Last name ever, first name't none to play with. So whatever rhymes with that. Greatest, I guess. Anyway, God's plan. Last name ever, first name greatest.

That's it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I listen to him fine. And he's fine. People are real, real big into Drake. Really? Yeah. Sorry. From what I've listened to, he's my Barbie.

Okay. Drake is my Barbie. Thanks for being honest. As a person, he seems like a d Barbie. Okay. I also think, as a person, he seems like a dork. Oh. I do. You love throwing that word around to people.

Like, Joe Burrow is such a dork. Joe Burrow is a dork. He's a dork. He is. We don't know these people. That's fair. Joe Burrow is a dork, though. Because there's no way Joe Burrow is a... You sound like a bully.

I do? Yeah. I'm sorry. He's a dork. All right, fine. You're right a bully he i do yeah i'm sorry he's a dork all right fine you're right i'm not trying to be too mean it's okay i don't appreciate anything it feels like joe burrow drake sometimes they just are like acting or trying to be somebody they're not and that's what i think is so like drake is always like behind the bench of a game wearing a different person like a different team's shirt oh Oh, yeah. And I'm like, that is so dorky, dude.

Like, have your team and be into your team. Like, I think it's cool he's from Canada and he was so into the Raptors when they won the finals. Cool. But he was also like warming up

with the Kentucky basketball. Yes, dork! Dork! Yeah, you're right. I am a bully, but I don't care. Dork. Wrong one!

Sorry, I was going to do the applause for you. Oh, okay. Sorry. There are some dorky characteristics to them. Joe Burrow, like everyone thinks wrong one sorry I was going to do the applause for you sorry there are some dorky characteristics to them Joe Burrow like everyone thinks he's so cool but he's like oh no Jamar Chase dresses me he wore that pink outfit to the AFC championship that is such a dork

yeah that's a dork move he's not choosing that for himself whereas Kirk Cousins dresses kind of nerdy looking and I guess his wife technically dressed him too but like he doesn't care that much he's just like i don't know i'll just wear this whatever anyway kirk cousins cool he doesn't dress dorky he's cool he's cool he's not all right rachel spicy spicy. End out the schmores. Okay.

I think everybody loves the season of fall, and I don't get it. Wow. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm here for that. Thank you.

What? Because you lose daylight. Yeah. That's heartbreaking. Horrific. It is awful for mental health. Mental health. Dork! Dorky! Dork.

What else do you lose? It's getting so much colder. It is frosty on the windshield. Winter is approaching, so it's just getting worse. Every day in fall, you're just thinking, it's gonna get colder. This is good. I should appreciate this. This is good. It it's just getting worse. Every day in fall, you're just thinking, it's going to get colder. This is good.

I should appreciate this. This is good. It's going to get colder. You're the farthest away from summer you'll be. Yeah. The leaves that end up on the ground.

There is football, but that's football. That's not fall. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with all that. School started, which is sometimes fun,

but then you've got to wait until the summer break again. And then you want to do fun things like, oh, let's do a bonfire. But then it's like, well, I'm freezing out here. And now I smell like smoke for two days. So was this fun? I don't really know.

Yep. Smoking this fire pit from Brio. Well, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I mean, those are good points.

I agree a lot. Thank you. I really like fall still. But I think a lot of it is because of football. I like it too. And your birthday. Yeah. That's also true. I have a theory that whatever month I think a lot of it is because of football. I like it too. And your birthday. Yeah, that's also true. I have a theory that whatever month your birthday is in, that's your favorite month.

No way. November 13th. Thanks, Rachel. January. Good. January. November 13th. Thanks, Jake.

Rachel was asking me when your birthday was the other day, and I said, November 11th. And she's like, it's 11-11. I was so happy for you. I was like, that doesn't sound right. I think it's November 13th. 13th, yep. November 11th. Is that someone?

Is that Sophie? Maybe. No, maybe she's November 13th. 13th, yep. November 11th. Is that someone? Is that Sophie? Maybe. Yeah, maybe she's 16. It definitely could be. Yeah. It could. It could be. It could.

Okay, great sports, guys. Let me read off the, we got Rachel saying, getting your nails done, spicy foods, because she's from Iowa, pets, having pets, right? Pets inside. Pets inside. Inside, yeah. Inside pets. Okay.

Pets inside. There's a difference Inside pets. Okay. Pets inside. There's a difference. You're right. I understand. In the season of fall, Brad said, wine, fantasy movies, Joe Burrow,

Drake, dork. Jake said, Marvel movies, hating Nickelback, having preferences for water, and soccer. Catherine said,

Tiger King, bugles, with their second pick, pickleball, and TikTok. Look at Tiger King, Bugles with their second pick, Pickleball and TikTok. I feel good. Any honorable mentions? What if before we get to our

honorable mentions, we talk about new... Oh, fun. That's why I wear the headphones. The sponsor alert. Yes. We do have a new sponsor. I used it last night in the shower. Talk to me about it.

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high quality skincare products leaving your skin feeling great and you looking your best. They said they have three core values. Faith, family, freedom. Fun. Oh. Freedom, Catherine. Which is fun. Which is fun.

Freedom is fun. You can't have fun without freedom. Yeah. So I kind of took a crash course in skincare ever since we've got sponsored by them. Catherine kind of taught me some things, but you're using- Yeah comes over he goes talk to me about skincare i was like okay uh give me a little bit more all that time on that tiktok i know right okay uh but they have what they send us anti-aging kit right yeah can you talk about it'm going to use the anti-aging kit and tell me and Bo look identical. That's how it works. It won't take that long with these.

That's how it works. You know that? That is my promise to you out there. So they sent us a vitamin C cleanser and anti-aging cream, moisturizer, right? Yeah. Moisturizing. Hydrating cream. Yes.

And then hydrating cream as well. They smell amazing. Yes. Yeah. Really nice. They really do. And they're very hydrating. Like they're very like they're a really good moisturizer. I do feel like because winter in Kansas is the worst and it's very dry up here. And so I feel like every winter I am always like my face is so dry. And so I feel like I've gone through so many moisturizers in my life. And I feel like this is a good one.

Like it does. It's not very oily. It's not heavy. It's not like I don't know. Yeah. Rubs in really well, but it actually does hydrate. I think. Yeah.

I don't know what you're supposed to feel like after you use a face wash. But I know how I felt last night, and I know that I liked it. And then it felt... Is that good? That was great. That was okay. That was okay.

You're going back to the well a few many times. Go to a different... Okay, sorry. It's just the easiest one to reach. But if it was well water, wouldn't mind it. Well water would be fine.

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Skincare.com. That's it's great all right let's do our honorable mentions i got a lot i have uh three buddhism a lot of people are into it how many sorry go ahead millions probably unfortunately could be uh rachel i don't see it i don't see the the big whoop about rachel uh, we were just talking about that earlier. And then this one, I kind of get it. I just can't physically do it very well. Books. I don't read very many books.

So sad. I get why people are into it, but I don't get it enough to actually follow through enough to read. So not very well read. Well read. Well read. Not very well read. Catherine? Well, my first one is lame because y'all posted your clip about this today, but my first one was Taylor Swift. That was the first one that came to my mind.

Thank you. Thank you, Rachel. And then I also said Halloween. Oh, yeah. You and Brad are... I don't really care about it. That's a great answer. Thank you. Dang, that would have won me s'mores, I think.

Rude. That was mine. Shouldn't you have said, oh, that would have won you s'mores? Yeah, pupils. Yeah. You can't take any of them. No, I'm just trying to hate on it. Anyway, Halloween, I also had graphic tees. Okay.

Not a personal fan of graphic tees. Okay, fair enough. Which are very much a thing. Are they? Yeah. Are you talking about like the girls, like women's graphic tees? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah? What do you mean? As opposed to? Well, as opposed to unisex. Yeah. Well, like that's like a big thing these days with girls wearing Death Leopard tees. Pink Floyd cover art. Yeah.

Yeah. And I'm like, what? Do you even know who that is? Anyway, that's one. And then... Those are probably all my good ones. Just say them. Crop Tops.

Okay. Nice. And then Game of Thrones which I don't know if that's really maybe I should say it's really big in my family

I feel like every single family member oh that's huge no I mean I know it's huge other places but I don't feel

like anybody do any of y'all watch Game of Thrones anyone no I'm a Christian yeah so yeah but yeah

I feel like people love it and I have zero interest in it good Rachel ketchup nice the condiment yes but yeah I feel like people love it and I have I have zero interest in it good Rachel ketchup nice

the condiment yes too spicy not she's from Iowa what do you expect nightclubs was this one that you thought

we'd have the same of no like just like a loud bar music drinking nutso flashing lights yeah nutso, flashing lights,

remixes of songs that don't even sound good. That is just, I can't imagine wanting to do that. I agree. Every weekend, like some people do. Yeah.

What's the appeal? Oh, I don't, in Spain, we went to some clubs and it was so fun to just dance. Yeah.

But I hear you. It is fun to just dance. Yeah. I get that. Lady Gaga. Yes. Lady Gaga. Yes. Lady Gaga. Boxing, WWE, fighting, any type of that thing.

Martial arts. Anybody who says they like it, do they really? You don't believe them? Even the athletes. Yeah. You can't look forward to that match. You're going to get beat up. Gosh, that's a great answer.

That's a great answer. I wish I said WWE specifically. That's really good. Good. Good. That's a great answer. I wish I said WWE specifically. That's really good. That's about it. That's about it. The first one I put on my list, honorable mention, I put anime. But I didn't use it in my answer because I'd never actually given it a try.

So that didn't feel fair to anime. Also hot tubs. She's not a big hot tub guy. You're so cold when you get out. And you're so hot when you're in there. But guess what? Right now, I'm perfect. Because of the little thing called room temperature. And summer. Yes. Go on.

I don't know. Trying to help my fall one. Ooh, a hot tub in the fall sounds nice. This was going to be my first pick, but you said wine. I was like, ah, it's going to be the summer. This is what I thought we'd have together, beer. Oh, shoot.

What's the big deal? I didn't think about it. Yeah. Yeah, because wine, you can dress up wine. You can get really into how they made it and the grapes and the Napa Valley. But beer is just like, just beer. There's no way to dress it up. And it tastes bad. I feel like the more dressed up it no way to dress it up and it tastes bad.

I feel like the more dressed up it gets the worse it tastes. Yeah, maybe. It needs to be cheap. Because they do dress it like there's craft beer or whatever and it's just like

yeah, still beer. Yeah. Concerts. Getting to the airport early. What? ASMR. Okay. Shark Week. Catherine doesn't know ASMR uh hooters shark week never never partaken yeah people love talking about shark they do but does anybody really watch that's a good point yeah uh

looking at art slash paintings in general what are you looking at for less or for more than 30 seconds i see it. Cool. What did you guys do this Saturday? You know, we went to an art museum. On your Saturday? Oh, my gosh. In the summer?

Not for school. Oh, yeah. Did you get extra credit? Rachel was kind of saying this. This is more Rachel's honorable mention earlier, but she said, honeymoons, premarital counseling. Marriage in general. I put no-bake cookies. Oh, boy.

So many other versions of cookies that are better. Oh, they're good, though. Really? Yeah, they're not as good as just like... Are they the bugles of cookies for you? Yeah. I put 18 above them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being stressed on your wedding day. That's a good one. I don't get it.

Hating Kim Kardashian. That was similar to the Nickelback one. People love throwing Kim K under the bus. Similar arena. Victoria's Secret supermodels. They're looked upon like, she was a Victoria's Secret angel. When did people learn who the angels were when did you learn who the models

were like i don't know is that a career like do they i don't know anything about i don't get it yeah clearly i don't get it i don't get it one hand up good for you man yeah those are my thoughts good good thoughts good schmores guys long schmores yeah that was pretty long we're gonna just go uh back to the this is long episode, but that's okay. We'll do Ask the Girls more questions next week. On Wednesday. On Wednesday, yeah. Yeah.

All right. Back to the boys. That's it for the ladies. We're back. Just Brad and I. Just the boys. Yeah. We'll do part two of the women Wednesday.

Yes. That'll be on Wednesday's episode. Make sure to check it out. Speaking of women, I have a new invention idea oh and i wanted to wait till the women were gone okay so that you know just the boys could talk about it um because it is a female product it's not going to be good if they weren't in the room okay and then you and i can just discuss what we think okay so as we're recording this it's my sister's wedding week she's gearing up for it she's living here we're going to talk to her all about it and right what she's

going through and she's talking about you know she's going to get a spray tan soon she's gearing up for it she's living here we're getting to talk to her all about it and right what she's going through and she's talking about you know she's gonna get a spray tan soon she's gonna get you know nothing crazy really it's all about trying to even out her tan lines okay and i guess with women the hardest tan line is the the racer back kind of tan line from like a you know sports bra whatever i think i guess it goes both ways either way it's hard for me if you're wearing sports bras often it's gonna be tough okay and caitlin was saying like you know i'm trying as like as best i can to like even it out like i'm wearing different like what's it called cuts tops uh shirt sleeve things sleeves sleeves sleevies yeah to try and like open up the back but she's like it's almost like i need like i need the reverse of like a razor

back like it's not good enough to just like open up the whole back oh yeah because then it's always got to be behind this is great i see where you're i see where you're going we make uh the reverse razor back shirt yeah the only part of your skin exposed is where the sports bra straps would be covering it up oh okay this is like specifically to wear out to wear to tan in yeah and it's it's kind of marketed to brides i did a little research i think like third you talk let me a lot of people get married yeah basically yeah yeah no i like it's kind of like a stencil it's like uh yes exactly it's like yeah you can either do like the actual stencil or you can do the reverse stencil where it's like i'm trying to

spray everything else around it so uh yeah i don't i don't hate this. I think what you really do to maximize profits is you sell both as a package. That way you know that they're going to perfectly, you know, you don't get one racer back from another brand that's a little bit thinner. It doesn't quite line up. Yeah, whatever. And then you just got one more tan line to worry about.

Yeah. Right? So you got to do them both together, therefore double the profits. Business Brad. Business Brad here. Let's work it a day. I was going to say this, and I was like, that doesn't seem right together. Therefore, double the props. Business, Brad. Business, Brad. Let's work it today. I was going to say this and I was like, that doesn't seem right.

But no, it's true. 40,000 people in the United States get married every single week. Every single hour of one week. 40,000 people. That's a lot. In the wedding industry, it's never going away. I think we could target it to brides. I feel like that's when they want their back to look the best.

And then we say, we got your back. Yeah. And it's like a, yeah, just reverse race. It's like a long sleeve shirt essentially. Okay. But with like little, like, you know, little butterfly wings in the back of it. Cut, cut open. You make one material. It's just a shirt.

And then you just cut it into the right parts for each product. I think we make a prototype first. I cut up one of my long-sleeve shirts. And wear it around. See how people react to you wearing it. See if it gets a little buzz going. Ask me about my razor mask. I just fly out to Silicon Valley and just kind of start walking around the Bay Area, see if anybody wants to invest.

Do you think you could sell it to specifically University of Arkansas students? They call it the Razorback? The Razorback. Razorback. Yeah. Yes? Okay. That's good.

Keep going, business. What else we got here? Race her back. Race her back. Hey. Razorback. When her back has an Eva tan. You're going to race her back to the bedroom.

Okay. Is that what? Once they're married. Yeah, it's a wedding thing. Some women probably have back hair. Maybe we have a little bit of sandpaper on there. It just shaves them up. It's literally a

razor back. Raise hair back. And so now you're perfectly the same tan, but it's red all over perfect okay um that's pretty good that's fun inventions so ladies let me know i haven't had a good invention idea in a while oh that reminds me angie coop called said uh two things for jake one when's a good date to have him come up here and preach two we bought an all-in-one washer and dryer she said it just came out like july 3rd they already bought one and i can't wait to see

it they're so they're so fun they're just like they're they're like toys man i know they do they're and i feel like angie and i are kind of similar early adopters and stuff like hey this just came out i'm sure the first iteration of this new technology will be great i'm sure the first iteration of this new technology will be great. I'm sure the Mustang EV is awesome. I bet road trips in the winter are easy and fun. Yeah. You can get a real long way with one of those bad boys. I'll be interested to hear how it goes for them. Yeah, I'm excited about that.

It doesn't need a vent hookup. It only needs a water hookup. So they're just going to put it basically in their upstairs bedroom. It doesn't need a vent hookup. Interesting. I'm intrigued by that. Yeah. It just gets the clothes just... I don't know what happens in there. Doesn't matter. It's like a microwave. I'm not a scientist. I don't care. Just make it work. Okay. I actually... We're talking about inventions. I know we're kind of

wrapping this episode up. We can do this. It's probably going to take 12 minutes or we can do it next time invention let's talk about our favorite coffee shop and then let's do that and then that'll be it okay great yeah what's your favorite coffee so my favorite coffee shop well let's say it on three one two three oh my gosh dude simpatico bro simpatico bro simpatico bro simpatico bro i don't know majorroasters.com yeah simpatico what word are you saying is it italian for in sync i don't know why they say i don't know where what it where it's from simpatico is like nice in

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All right. Let's talk about inventions real quick. I just saw this and I was like, this is kind of interesting. I actually enjoyed reading this Twitter thread. It's a Twitter thread. It's nothing to do with our lives, but it's from George Mack.

Don't know anything about George Mack. But he said, what ideas sound crazy or weird today but will be obvious in 10 to 20 years? And then he gave 10 predictions of what he thinks. What ideas seem crazy? Seem crazy today, but in 10 to 20 years, I don't know if Uber seemed crazy 20 years ago, but the idea of, hey, this person that I don't know if Uber seemed crazy 20 years ago, but the idea of like,

hey, this person that you don't know at all that just has their own car that they parked in their garage this morning is now going to take you to the airport. We do so much with strangers right now. I bet that would seem very crazy to our parents' generation. Like a stranger will bring you food.

A stranger will drive you around. Right. You trust this person to not eat your fries? Well, I mean, technically, he probably ate a few of the fries, but that's okay. Okay, so he's got 10 different ones here. Okay. We can just talk about any of them for more or less time, whatever.

Number one here, the smart toilet. Love it already. Okay, urine and stool tests provide incredible medical biofeedback. The smart toilet will give a detailed breakdown of your microbiome, hydration levels, and health. It can also help eradicate gonorrhea and chlamydia. Win-win. Yeah.

For both of those problems. And there's a picture here. It says, the good news is you're hydrated. The bad news is you have chlamydia. That's like the Michael Scott paper. No, no, no. It's the Dunbar Flint commercial that Michael writes where I think you have a son and it's me. That doesn't seem crazy.

That seems awesome. There's so many things that have not adapted or advanced in a long time. Toilets, umbrellas. There's a few others that I have thought of previously that I can't think of now. Is there certain things that are like you don't need to adapt them, but people are like, might as well because we have technology now? Like a refrigerator. Or a toilet. I don't know if I need this oh that seems smart to me using our body

it would be kind of nice advantageously to hear like hey fyi you need more water i would i would be okay with stuff like that yeah i don't need to know about my gone i think that's awesome yeah why not have more information about your current health yeah i love it. And it can connect to your smartwatch. Yeah, sure. Something like that. Okay. Invention number two, AI matchmaking dating apps. The biggest complaint my single female and male friends have,

quote, I hate spending time on dating apps. I just want to go on dates. These dating apps will have an AI matchmaking copilot to solve this problem it'll use facial recognition personality tests and social media graphs to match it for you we'll look back and laugh at people spending hours swiping hmm that one seems too advanced yeah i don't know i can't yeah that one i would put in the category seems crazy to me seems crazy

i don't i don't like it there's no way i would just randomly show up to a restaurant that having never like research this person at all right yeah like it's one thing i can understand tinder of like okay they have a small bio we've talked a few times yeah let's see if there's i looked him up on instagram yeah normal but like to be like i trust my ai enough to just spend two hours with this person and maybe they're creepy. Yeah. And I'm a guy like think about girls. I mean,

I could see that happening with like certain like subsets of like people, like people who like are on like Twitch and Reddit a lot, but I don't know if like mainstream people are not doing dating themselves. Okay. Number three, Twitch and Reddit will become dating themselves. Okay, number three. Twitch and Reddit will become more popular. No, I'm just kidding. This is the one I think maybe that pushed me over the edge.

You're like, I'm going to talk to Jake because I think you're going to be like, absolutely, this is true. Number three. The rise of the first teenage billionaire. In 2020, Ryan Kaji, you know who that is? He does toy reviews. Oh, Ryan's toy review. Yeah, yeah.

He made $26 million. He was nine years old at the time in the next 10 years i think we will see the first teenage self-made billionaire that's pretty cool yeah that's gonna be fascinating if it comes from a creator too yeah and not just like a uh you know crypto investor or something like that something where it's like yeah you you were early to something that ended up taking off, but he just like worked his whole life on the internet. Good for Ryan.

I mean, there's this graphic here, highest paid YouTubers. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what this... This might just be YouTube AdSense alone. $26 million for Ryan Kaji, $20 million Dude Perfect

is what it says on here. Yeah, that's probably just AdSense, but still, I mean, if you're that big of a creator, think of what products you could make and... I think he has made his own toys and stuff. I don't know much about this kid.

Good for Ryan. Okay, number four, an American state tries to exit. Huh. Seems like one of those things that, like, everyone talks about it, but, yeah, it could maybe happen. You always hear rumors of, like, eastern Washington becoming part of Idaho. Yeah.

That's not really exiting, but it basically is just talking about how like marriages these days are almost always either with two Republicans or two Democrats. It's very seldom both. Okay. Like intermingled. And so I don't know why that has to do with this. Let me see. It's,

that's just kind of a fun fact. Maybe Trump supporters on the idea of starting a new country 25 strongly agree 52 biden supporters 18 strongly agree 41 somewhat agree i don't know number five uh oh this was also fun uh maybe i don't know this one might anyway uh number five the return of the dead if you could text your dead parents for advice, would you? Apple and Android will launch a, quote, data will. Parents can sign off their data to their family before they die. Dead parents will sit as chat bots on your phone.

Dude, that's a hilarious premise for a sketch. It's like, oh, my gosh, we have the technology for you to talk to your dad. And then you, like, talk to him, and, like, the advice you get it's just just not right um yeah yeah that's pretty funny this screenshot just says hello how's your thursday going it's five years today since we went on the holiday to mexico make sure you're looking after your mom that's the chat bot for dad oh i mean well i could have programmed that chat bot that's not asking for advice it's like hey reminder thanks dad by the way uh yeah where does the spark plugs go again um okay companies buy virtual influencers number six so the idea of like you are literally owned by this company rather than like

sponsored by them lebron has more followers in every sports league combined wait i think do you say virtual influencers? Buy virtual influencers. Because I think that could be like an AI-generated influencer. Let's see. So it says, Faces perform better than brands on social media. LeBron has more followers than every sports league combined. The problem?

One, you can't own a person. Praise God. Two, creators can be volatile. Example, Kanye and Adidas. Three, creators now want the ownership. So brands will start buying virtual influencers. Imagine if LVMH, which I think is Louis Vuitton maybe, could buy a digital Pharrell rather than hire him. It gives them the upside of a personal brand, but it's the IP the company can buy and sell. Oh, I see. And it says like how spider-man

is ip to marvel yeah so you're right it's not like the actual person it's like that's still sounds weird that's gonna be a thing it already kind of is a thing there's like i forget her name now but there's some like girl on instagram who has like a million followers and she's just fake like it's all ai generated like she's not a real person. Really? Yeah. Just all AI does the captions. And. Is she just pretty? And so people follow her because of that or. Yeah,

I think so. Huh. And she's like this normal girl. And yeah, I mean. As like a personality. I guess. And whoever created her can just do brand deals.

Wild. And yeah, it's safe. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Okay. A few more here.

Dashboards for governments basically showing like, you know, just kind of like, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. A few more here. Dashboards for governments basically showing like, you know, just kind of like you'd see like a stock market dashboard of like, it says governments measure inflation one time per month. Truflation measures inflation on on-chain every day using digital data points. I guess Truflation, I don't know. But basically the idea of like being able to see much more accurately what's going on in your country's economy. That's kind of fun. The way we check YouTube analytics, we just check our country's GDP and stuff.

Yeah, yeah. It's kind of the same idea. Oh, it's two out of ten. Okay, what caused that spike? Yeah, yeah. Well, they uploaded it on Thursday. That's probably why. All right, a few more.

Robo Chefs. The problem with food delivery apps, the time from the oven to the house ruins the food. Chick-fil-A, don't even bother. That's how why. All right. A few more. Robo chefs. The problem with food delivery apps, the time from the oven to the house ruins the food. Chick-fil-A? That's how I feel in general. I'm like, always eat there. The future will be a self-driving van or drone with a self-cooking chef inside.

This robot. It will arrive at your door just as it's getting pulled out of the oven. I would sign up for that. That seems a little bit like 1980s. Like, yeah, we're going to have flying cars soon. That seems a little bit like 1980s, like, yeah, we're going to have flying cars soon. That seems a little too, like, utopian perfect, but they can figure it out, maybe. I don't really understand this next one, so help me.

It says, the rise of slow mads. It says, being a hardcore digital nomad that moves every two weeks makes for an amazing Instagram page, but a terrible life. Too much time packing suitcases and traveling. Digital slow-mads moving between two to three locations per year

will become more popular. Do you understand this? I mean, just... Digital slow-mad. So I guess... I don't know. I mean, it doesn't really seem like an adventure. It's just like a trend.

Just like it's going to swing one way and now the pendulum is going to swing the other way where they still work remotely, but they just have only two or three places that they live instead of 12. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that seems possible. Yeah.

Is that what it means? I was like, I was trying to figure out, I guess there's a, yeah, it's, it's someone who's still not going to move very much. Yeah.

These nomadic type people are going to move less. Great. Um, Oh, and then this one's an interesting thought. This one's not an invention either. It's just saying charisma will be the new fitness. And what they mean by that is Instagram made people more conscious of how they look. Zoom calls, podcasts, and voice emails will make people more conscious of how they sound. People will start working on their voice and charisma like they work on their abs.

So. So. voice and charisma like they work on their abs so so so uh no it kind of continues it says video calls will have a charisma assistant that gives you feedback afterwards it'll give you your how many um counts you have how many words per minute audience engagement oh kind of fun that could be helpful yeah i would love it if this, the whole time he used the word Riz instead of charisma. The future is Riz. The future is Riz.

And it used to be abs and biceps. Now it's all Riz. Now it's just all Riz. Companies want to see your Riz. Just show me your Riz. Riz them up on Zoom calls. Hey, can you lift up your shirt real quick and show me your Riz?

Dang, got a Riz. Dude, I don't know where Bo got this, but I was changing his diaper today and we were talking about him wanting to be a firefighter when he grew up and he sucked in his stomach to where you could see like his rib cage and he's like if i'm a firefighter i have to have these and he's like pointing to his ribs like he he's like firefighters have really like strong right here or something like that interesting i'm like you think that how do you know that firefighters are like rock hard ass like what you've been looking at mom's phone too much or something

you're reading some colleen hoover's what's going on it was just like i asked him i was like how'd you figure that out he's like i no one taught me i figured out all by myself he was so proud of that all by myself nope no one taught me that like okay huh anyway future is guys i love the future being charisma i love getting people on the phone yeah yeah scott was really gassing me up the other day we had some phone calls with friday pickleball and you know we're trying to negotiate and pitch ourselves and while i'm talking i see a text pop up from scott and it goes my goodness you are eloquent jake I feel like I'm watching Mahomes drive down the field right now. Used to his like, you know, Dairy Farmers of America calls.

Yeah, it's just way different. So the package here is good. No, you are very good on the phone. It's fun. I'll tell you what you're good at. And this isn't saying that you're not good on uh like a video or phone call because you are but you're very good with emails thank you like you're an email whiz yeah like you could just really convey things really well in an email oh cool where i think i i do

all right yeah but i think i'm not willing to go the extra mile to be extra thorough oh i'll be a little thorough i'll like still like try to be communicative, but you like really go for it. Dude, I've, I've gone. So thank you. That's very kind. Cause so much back and forth as far as like with, with woodworking sometimes like for a while I was doing like this strategy of like very small amount of information and just back and forth 15 times kind of thing where it's just like, here's my price. They ask one question, you know, they ask another question. And then I kind of went the other way where it was like, Hey, let me kind of paraly where it's just like, here's my price. They ask one question, they answer it. They ask another question, he answers it. And then I kind of went the other way where it was like, hey, let me kind of paralyze you with information to an extent to where I answer every question you have and you're either in or you're out right there. You're very aware of what's being offered.

Yeah. And so now I think I've tried to kind of find the middle ground as far as like, I want to communicate well enough to you that I'm not wasting my time or your time with back and forth. And all of a sudden you're like, wait, I'm not going to spend that much money on this. Never mind. But I don't want to like give too much information to the point where it's like, oh, I don't know. We could go 15 different ways with this. I don't. Maybe I don't even know that much about what I'm talking about here.

Let me think about it. And they never get back. Yeah. So you got to find the balance, I guess. But that's that's fun to hear. And I don't ever consciously think about it too much anymore. I think I just... Just your style.

Yeah, I'm just like, boom. Boom, boom, boom. Simpatico. Simpatico. So that's kind of you. Thank you. Yeah. Email Rizzard.

Call me Merlin. Dang it. I was trying to think of a pun for Merlin. It's all right. It wasn't an email. Not your place. I know. Exactly.

I have more time to think on an email, too, probably. So, all right. It's going to be a long episode place. I know exactly. I have more time to think on an email too, probably. So, all right. It's going to be a long episode once we have these girls in here. Yeah, it is. That's probably great. People love long. It's good for this one. No jingle this week.

No jingle. But instead we have Robeck. Oh boy. Do we look good in our Robeck shirts today or what? I like this one. It's fun. It's got palm trees and golf carts carts. Palm trees and bomb squeeze. Rachel actually paid full price for that shirt for me.

So I have that one too because it's called the Koopa. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And they have another one called the Troopa. Yeah, that one's called the Koopa. And so she got that for me a long time ago. Fun. I love it.

And you guys can get some Roback yourself if you want. GRKC20 is the promo code. 20, just like a random number because you get like 10% off. It is the exact amount of percentage that you get off. Yeah, please use it. Our boy Tate Unruh. Shout out Tate.

Did he get some? Yeah, used it this past week. And he just sent a screenshot. My man. 20% off. Everybody loves Roback. Get it? Everyone loves it.

And I know we're always only rocking the polos, but their joggers. Love the joggers. Just came. They restocked their performance shirts. They're just like workout shirts. Real excited to try some of those out. Honestly, yeah.

I might get those too. I need more normal shirts to get sweaty and thin, sweaty shirts. And then Scott will just comment on how sweaty you are. Yeah, I'm trying to sweat. Yeah, it's performance. Like your couch. But yeah, check out Roadback. We love them.

Oh, hey, are you guys coming to Grandeville or what? Oh, yeah yeah someone bought tickets this morning I know thank you let's shout them out real quick shout out

someone it was it was like Betty or something like that almost Brandy yeah okay Brandy Putts or Poots yeah Brandy P

Poots Brandy shout out to you we will see you and one other person that you're bringing with you, because it looks like you bought two tickets, at Grande Boo. It's going to be sick.

We toured the Aztec Theater this past week. Yeah, yeah. And it's cool. I'm really excited about it. That's where we're doing the live podcast. It's also fun. Yeah. We're going to get more and more into the logistics of everything this week,

and I'm already pumped, but the more we talk about it, the more it's just going to be like, oh, my goodness. my goodness do not miss it guys do yourself a favor and just go look at everything again go to our website ghostrunners.life and just kind of peruse just remind yourself like oh yeah that's gonna happen oh yeah that's gonna happen oh my gosh and there's that oh and it didn't last week they mentioned bondi bowl yeah yeah and then also the rooftop is it chicken yes it is a chicken Pogo. Sheesh. It's going to be a wild time. And like aside from all that,

Trey and Jake are doing a show. Yes, that's part of it too. Yeah, it's a full weekend of fun and memories. Will my rizzed up abs hurt at the end because I'm laughing so much? Probably. Probably so.

So, yeah, anyway, it's going to be sweet. Please come. Grande Boo. GhostRivers.life. Check it out. Cool. And with a little review of the week.

Yes. You got one? This one says, yabba dabba doo. Amen. Fun review title. Five stars. Says, I've been watching Gene Schwartz since it began, but just started binging this podcast from the beginning.

My wife asked what it's about. I told her it's basically Brad and Jake talking for an hour. They're as naturally funny as I've ever heard. I love the Christian inside jokes. Can't wait for next year's ScubaCon. So I think he's on like episode two right now. That's cool that he likes it and that he came

from jean shorts. That's right. So hey, whoever you are, you're going to hear this probably in the year 2024 but appreciate you. Or maybe I feel like some people do the little hybrid, you know, gas for a while, electric for a while kind of thing. Yeah,

they go recent every episode and then they start from where they are. Mine is Daspeth's Up. Have we done Elsa Luthor's yet? It's a longer one.

I don't think we have. Okay. Have we? I don't know. Have we? I don't know. No, go for it.

Okay. Daspeth's Up, five stars. This is taking me way too long to finally write this but after seeing Jake perform the Charlotte show, maybe we have done this one.

I thought I'd submit a little five-star review to tell you how much this podcast freaking slaps. My name is Elsa from North Carolina. I'm 15 years old. I was first introduced to Jake through Correct Opinions and finally started listening to Ghost Runners April 22 to you. I'm making my way through the podcast, only a couple more until I get caught up,

and I'm loving every second of it. The community you've built is absolutely insane. Y'all are positive, positive funny and down to earth which is extremely refreshing in the world we're living in I wish I had you both found you both sooner because you have

genuinely encouraged me in my walk with Christ and have helped me through some of the toughest of times even though I'm young seeing the relationships you have with your friends parents and Rachel and Catherine

make me excited and hopeful that I can have something someday I think we've read this one before you didn't realize it but y'all are especially y'all are basically my best friends. Brad, I love the energy you bring to the podcast.

I also love the heart and compassion you have for others. It truly makes a difference in the world. Jake, you are a walking ray of sunshine. I can't thank you guys enough for everything you've done for this community. I'm even more thankful that I get to be a part of it. If you ever listen to this podcast, if you never listen to this podcast, please do. I promise you won't regret it. Not only will you find a refreshing, uplifting community with tons of

inside jokes, but two ginger friends who will make you get on your feet oh and did I mention I have great sponsors shout out to CJLA CJLA my new favorite online clothing brand and Main Street Roasters

Chef's Kiss love you guys Elsa have we done that one before? no way of knowing no way of knowing Elsa with an H at the end pretty quirky of you

pretty quirky alright this has been a Monday episode hope you enjoyed the ladies hope you enjoyed the fellas Elsa with an H at the end. Pretty quirky of you. Pretty quirky. All right. This has been a Monday episode. Hope you enjoyed the ladies. Hope you enjoyed the fellows. And the girls will be back Wednesday. Come back Wednesday.

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