Ghostrunners - 303 - Boon Squirt Spoon

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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Happy Wednesday, Jacob. Thank you. We mentioned last episode that you've been watching a lot of TV, and I was like, man, I haven't seen very many of those things. But something I have been entertained by, not TV, Jake, it's my kids. The old-fashioned TV. The old-fashioned. When there's nothing else on, watch the children.

Yeah. Bo just recently, for Christmas, got walkie-talkies. And they're, like, they're like legit good ones. I think he has the idea of bringing one over to you guys and maybe someday being able to talk back and forth with you, which would be really fun. But

one of the most entertaining things in my life right now is watching Hattie and Bo try to communicate on the walkie-talkie. How far apart are they? That's part of the funny thing. Sometimes they're like within five feet of each other. I mean, sometimes they get feedback because they're so close to each other. Is it working? Yeah, I can hear you. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. Right. So, so what's so funny is that obviously they both know how to do it, but how he's way better at it. And Bo just like, doesn't always know how to like press the button. Like

he forgets until like halfway through his sentence or something. You know, I brought this, but that, that, that noise all the time. And so, yeah,

sometimes Hattie will be like, Oh, Bo, where, where are you? And then Bo will be like, I'm in the kitchen, Hattie. And then Beau will be like, I'm in the kitchen, Hattie.

And then Hattie, okay, okay. You should come in here, Hattie. You should come in here, Hattie. And Hattie's so patient with him. What? I said, you should come in here, Addy. What? You should come in.

You should come in here, Addy. Okay. That's like the whole conversation. Along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, cause it's the Ghost Ruff's Podcast. Every Monday morning, we're taking round Ghost Ruff's Podcast. Ghost Ruff's Podcast. Another Wednesday episode. Welcome, if you're an old fan, if you're a new fan, welcome to the best podcast community in the world that we know of. That's right. And this episode is brought to you by Good Ranchers Meat. American Meat

Delivered. And we are also going to deliver to you some fun life updates. Brad's got a fun game for us. I hope it's fun. We don't know. It's a game. Winter games are not fun. We always love surprising each other with games.

And yeah, we'll see what else we get into. So it should not fun. We're surprising each other with games. We'll see what else we get into. Should be fun. Win of the week to start. Let's go. I don't know. Sure. My win of the week is that he's a Kansas City guy. He's...

Trey Kennedy. Bigger. Jaron Myers. He's in The Office and Anchorman. Oh my gosh, I have no idea. I'm just kidding. David Koechner. Yes.

Okay. I got a notification from him. He liked one of my stand-up comedy posts on Instagram. That is a win of the week. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. Holy cow.

He liked my Kansas City one. Oh yeah, the Jackson Mahomes one? Yeah. It's got like 500, 600,000 views City one. Oh, yeah. The Patrick or the Jackson Mahomes one. Yeah. It's got like 500, 600,000 views on Instagram. Kind of cool. Just slowly climbing. Yeah. Just me.

Isn't that fun when it's like out of nowhere? You're like, wait, I guess this one did pretty well. Oh, yeah. It's so much better when you're not like constantly monitoring it. It's so great to be busy. Yeah. You just pull it up and you're like, oh, nice. People liked it.

I should do that more. I should post more. Dude, that's really cool. So yeah, win of the week, David Koechner. We're trying to get to the Super Bowl, find an angle to get to the Super Bowl. That could be our angle. Hey, David. Hey, Dave.

Didn't know if you wanted to throw a couple thou our way to get us down there. We'll be around. We'll be around. We're a good time. We'll tag you. Yeah, we'll DD for you. good time we'll tag you yeah we'll dd for you whammy yeah yeah uh what william hung stuff right who is that yeah we get it we're fans man um that's fun my win of the week is about the like most lame one of the week compared to that

um but it's a big win for me. I think I told you this yesterday, but our van was having issues, went to get it diagnosed, and they said, you need a new transmission. Oh, congrats. Which is the worst thing you could ever hear. Well, at the end of the week,

you get a new transmission. I get a new transmission. I bet Tymon's driving around with an old transmission, but yours is going to be new. Oh, Tymon. Tymon, Tymon, Tymon time and time and time. Congrats. Yeah. Um, the win of the week though, is that when we bought the van from this dealership, they said like, you have this lifetime warranty on it, which you always hear those things and you're like, yeah, right. I don't know if I buy it, whatever. But they're like, if you maintain this thing, well, if you do everything like

by the recommended manual and stuff, we will like, if you maintain this thing, well, if you do everything like by the recommended manual and stuff, we will like, if your engineer, your transmission ever go out, we will get you a new one for free. Okay. And I, I was ready to go to bat for that.

I was ready for them to like, be like, well, you didn't change. Yeah. Transmission pressure. It's recommended. It says 40,000,

but really 35. And I'm like, I was ready to fight them. Yeah. Luckily so far it's, I mean, we haven't really 35. And I'm like, I was ready to fight them. Yeah. Luckily so far it's, I mean, we haven't gotten the new transmission put in yet, but so far it looks like they're going to replace it for free. They're going to honor the warranty, which yeah, $9,600 was the quote for a new transmission. So that, that made me pucker a little,

the first time I'd ever had like the, somebody called me and say, are you sitting down? Which I'm like, i'm like oh just tell me dude who said that the mechanic the dealership yeah are you sitting down are you sitting down i was like just yes i am what's up just tell it to me man they're not even trying to act like it's lower like i feel like you'd think i don't know you think like we want to make them want to pay for this like oh it Oh, it's just like $9,600. Yeah. He's making it seem like a massive deal.

The work that we tell you you have to do is a back breaking number. It's like bad for the brand. I mean, yeah, I think he, we're, we have enough rapport where it's just like, Hey man,

I'm going to tell you how it is. This is not good. Give you a funny sketch. Hey Brad, are you sitting down? Yeah. Yeah. What's up? Are you, are you

going to the bathroom? Oh, sorry. I didn't know. I can, I can go sit down and go to the bathroom. Great. Tell me when are you one or two, you know, just keep going down for number two, the details of, are you sitting down? That's pretty funny. Are you sitting down? Okay. Or just like, what are you wearing? Or just say, are you sitting down? And they say yes. And they're like, sorry. I know it's kind of a personal question.

I didn't mean to like, tell you, like ask if you're going to the bathroom. You're like, no, no, I'm just sitting down in my living room. Dude,

it's okay. Be honest. Like I know you're in your bathroom. I can, I can tell it's echoey in there. It's like, no, I promise that's,

you're a fan. I hear a fan going. What is that? Dude, you're in the bathroom and it's okay. I mean, I've done it. I'm doing it right now too, honestly. I know it's always been embarrassing for you.

You have to sit down to pee. Yeah. Like, it's okay. I remember one time, I think this is Luke Crenshaw's story. Maybe I've told the podcast before, but he called a guy and the guy was like, hey, I need to put some pants

or I need to put some clothes on. I'm going to call you back. Oh, yeah. I just to put some clothes on. I'm going to call you back. Oh yeah. And he's being like, I can't remember that. You know, I didn't need to know. Like you could just fully have this conversation and I will never know you didn't have clothes on.

Like that's fine. Yeah. Sometimes I wonder that I'll play gutter back in a chess move and I was completely naked. Like this is kind of funny, but I'm not going to tell him. He doesn't need to know that I was completely naked. It's just like,

it's just for me to know. Sure. I just got out of the shower. I'm thinking chess. Yeah. But yeah, speakerphone like, Hey, I'm going to have to call you back't need to know that I was completely naked. It's just for me to know. Sure. I just got out of the shower. I'm thinking chess. Yeah. But yeah, speakerphone. Like, hey, I'm going to have to call you back. I don't even have boxers on.

Well, it's interesting. Don't call me back. I don't know. It's weird. Just don't answer and wait and call me back. Yeah. That's the other thing. I actually saw this on Instagram.

I've watched so much stupid stuff on Instagram lately. Like, it's just, I just have too much time. Kids and Instagram. Yeah, I guess so. Maybe just like scrolling when I'm like, go to bed, but you're not tired,

but I've been sick all day. So I'm like in bed. Dude, watch Suits. I probably should. I don't know. Let's go buy Suits. Yeah. But yeah, this guy was like,

don't ever ask, is it a good time to talk? If they answered the phone, then it's an okay time to talk. Yeah. Like that is their way of communicating. It is an okay time for me to talk or else I wouldn't have answered the phone. then it's an okay time to talk. Yeah. Like that is their way of communicating. It is an okay time for me to talk or else I wouldn't have answered the phone. You know what I mean?

I think I do that. I'm going to have to rethink this. I think a lot, everyone does it. Yeah. Because it's just like a natural way to like be considerate. I understand why people do it. Yeah. You know?

Because I think, yeah, I should just be more specific. Because what I'm getting at is like, do you have like five minutes to talk? Right. You know, certain people it's like, I don't know if they would be honest enough with me if they're busy right now. So I'm going to give them the out.

I am big on that. I always give like Rachel, like out. She's like, yeah, if anything ever is on your mind at any point for any reason, you could tell me right now, you know,

whatever. It's like, I'm letting you have your opportunity. So yeah, yeah, it is a good time to talk. They answer the phone. Exactly. And maybe it's not a good time for them to talk for 40 minutes and you should, that's why I always say what's up because I want to know, Oh, you know, just, just sitting here watching super fan episodes of the office. Okay, cool. Let me talk to you. What are the haps? Yeah. I almost said that to you

yesterday. Cause I called you for no reason yesterday. Like four 15. Yeah. Cause I was like driving past your street and there were so many construction things going on. I was like, I got to know if Jake knows what's going on with this. They already filled in one of the holes. So I do think those are just like to see the piping or something. I don't know.

Interesting. Yeah. I don't think the sidewalk is going that far. There's no way it's going that far. Like that was like a four lane street. All of a sudden we had nice sidewalks, multiple strollers. Like, do I not realize how big streets are? Yeah.

Anyway. Well, congrats on the transmish. Thanks. I mean, it's not fully done yet, so it's not like official, official, but it seems like they're like, oh, yeah, it should be just fine. We have to have the warranty company bring it out. Warranty company. Warranty company come and make sure it's-

Double check. Yeah, legit. Check on on the trans that's what i said are you sitting down because you're trans oh is needing replaced yeah yeah so we're gonna be a single car household for like a week and a half i think one nice car though one nice car honestly that's a blessing that's the one of the week is getting the truck. Howard made three weeks ago. Cause if we had that old truck right now, yeah. Trying to tote around all five of us. Cause that old truck was not clean on the inside.

Right. That was its one downfall. It was kind of messy. Everything else was just fine. Messy. But yeah. One of the week is the transmission is going to get replaced for free. And then I'm going to have a free new print transition.

Right. Right? Right, guys? Am I right? Everybody pound? Everybody pound. Let them drive. Let them drive. Let them drive.

Should we play your game? Sure. Tell us about your game. Let's do Main Street Roasters first. All right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, that's okay. Let's talk about it. Main Street Roasters is our sponsor for this week dang it

dude i just saw i'm looking at your time it's fine i did everything out of order i'm sorry you oh man you took the time to organize this table of content no it's fine i'm sorry i just now know time is back there just like time is going like this. You can't see him. I'm just kidding. Oh, geez. I'm an idiot. No.

Why? It's a fine. It's a fine. It's a fine. You took the time to type all this out. And then I'm just like going on my own. Hey, no, no. Pace.

Well, you want to start over? Can you not text me while I'm running? Thanks. That's what led to all this. We get it, dude. You're a runner. All right. 31 for 31. 31. Thanks. That's what led to all this. We get it, dude. You're a runner, alright? 31 for 31. 31! Dude, that's impressive. Beat it.

Wow. Tymon, how about you? I have missed three days. Okay. Tymon, last week you only missed one. I know. You're going downhill. Not literally. I'm slacking this week. Really, dude? Yeah, it's too bad. Was it the Bolivar hangover? Was it Mellor's? Maybe.

Was it the glass of Sprite? Was it the peen? I don't know if last episode we fully, like, I don't know if I at least fully, like, you know, what am I trying to say? Like, I appreciated a glass of Sprite. That's such a funny answer. That's all you had. Yeah, because it was

probably a glass. Yes, it was. It was not a plastic cup. It was a glass. A glass of Sprite. Just so good. Any ice? I think so. Good for you. You're out of ice. Yeah. We only have crush. Of course you do.

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We don't have to do an Arashistar opinions today, but I'm going to toss one in. Because once again, it's not on the list. No, let's do it. I'm doing anything that's not on the list. Arashistar opinions. I got some. Let's see if I can win.

Tywin's like, no, no. I got to go running. I'm looking here at the list. I don't see that anywhere, guys. Erasure is my opinion. Go. All right. You better get one in the next 20 seconds.

See if I can word this. When there is a problem with, let's say you're at a coffee shop. Okay. Mazer razors. Yes. And the Wi-Fi isn't connecting for some reason. It's not working. It's your, let's say you just,

you're not even a coffee shop, but your home Wi-Fi, it's just not even showing up as an option. You know, just like weird things that very rarely happen and you don't even know where to start fixing them. Maybe you Google it. And every time you Google troubleshoot this, every time maybe you're prompted, like problem with your Wi-Fi, click here. Anytime the internet is giving you a solution,

the solution is always, there could be a problem with your modem. There could be a problem with your router server. Yeah. It's just stuff. It's like going to your IP address. It's like, that's not it. That's never been it. It's way too complicated. That's never been the problem. The problem is I need to restart my computer. The problem is they need to restart their router. Unplug and plug it back in. The problem is that I've had Chrome up on my computer for three days and I need to just fully close out of it and reset the cache a little bit. I'm all out of RAM.

The problem is never how complicated they make it seem. The DNS server is... The DNS, it could be unprotected. Get out with the DNS! It could be unprotected. It's not. It's my home Wi-Fi. It's the same one I've done. It always works. I know the two people that ever use be unprotected. It's not. It's my home Wi-Fi. It's the same one I've done. It always works. I know the two people that ever use this Wi-Fi.

It's not unprotected, all right? It works on my phone. It works on my iPad. I know it works. It's fine. Just don't give me this bull crap on IP address. No. Just figure it out.

It's never the driver. It's never the server. Yeah, the driver, dude. You think it's my driver it's three would maybe maybe i'm so sick of this being the number one option when troubleshooting wi-fi problems yeah don't even troubleshoot it that's your that's your issue is you're you're googling something that you know the answer to it's just you got to try those three things first it's just crazy that there's a blog post where it's like, well, there could be a problem with your IHT IPP protocol or, you know, whatever that stuff is like, it's not that.

There was one time, one time I have no idea what I did, but it was back in the day. It was like, right when Xbox live came out, I remember it. Like I, I like found out like, it's like, you need this, I think it was the IP address or something, but it felt like I was doing something so, not wrong, like inappropriate, but wrong is incorrect. I was entering all these weird digits and stuff into Xbox, and all of a sudden I was playing Halo against somebody else at Beaver Creek. And it was like the one time

that's ever worked. Do something weird like that. No other time have I ever had a beneficial experience trying to do anything like that. Tymon, what are your thoughts on this? I don't think I relate too much, but maybe I just haven't come across this.

Wow. You don't have any Wi-Fi issues? Dang. Solid. Only just crazy slow Wi-Fi. Okay. But even then, what if it's normally very fast

and all of a sudden it's slow? I can't relate to that because our Wi-Fi is horrible. It's always slow it's always really slow that sometimes can really bother me it's like i pay for a certain amount of gigabytes per second normally it's like that now all of a sudden i can't watch a youtube video yeah what gives and how do i make it better yeah yeah who did this yeah you're like pointing the finger at rate i do that with katherine i'm like what are you what are you looking at here can you

get off the it's not the the chiefs is like you, what are you looking at here? Can you get off the, it's not the T the chiefs is like grainy. What are you doing on your phone? Can you get off the Instagrams? Like it's not, it's not her fault. Oh yeah. It's always, it's Google fiber.

It's just like, it should be able to support two people on Instagram at the same time. That's ridiculous. And granted, usually our Google fiber is pretty good. It's, it's pretty, um,

okay. All right. That's mine. My, I have a technology or actually strong opinion as well. So time and yours has to be technology based too. Okay. I'm just kidding.

Um, you're actually showing opinion. I, or Apple TV remotes are too small. I would love them to be the size of a remote. Interesting. I don't want them to be so tiny. They're,

they're easy to lose. They, they just need, I would love them to have a few more buttons. Yeah. More like tactile. Yep. I'm old school with that, man. I would love them to have a few more buttons. Yeah. More like tactile. Yep. I'm old school with that,

man. I would love, I don't mind like the scrolly thing on it, but it's also nice to have some good buttons on there. And the Apple TV remotes just, uh, who, who are you trying to impress?

You know, remotes could be so much better now than thinking about it. Let me build you my perfect remote right now off the top of my head from scratch. And then what are we going to do with the remote on the tv let them let them watch we'll have everybody over and we're gonna let them watch the perfect remote is just smaller than a cell phone. Nope. I want it to be one and a half times as big as a cell phone. Really?

I want the old school remote, man. Like a big old... I do think it's definitely narrower than a cell phone. Like that can right there? Good remote height. Well, what if it is a cylinder? It's truly the shape of a can. And then it fits in a cup holder. Yeah.

Dude, yeah. That's fun. It fits in a cup holder. Yeah. It's also a speaker. It could be surround sound speakers. Everyone would have a can. And then it fits in a cup holder. Yeah, that's fun. It fits in a cup holder. It's also a speaker. It could be surround sound speakers. Everyone would have a remote. Speakers? Yeah, speaker remote. Alright, I'm good. Getting off the rails of my initial idea. Alright, mine, just

whatever. Cell phone size. You're just going to describe a cell phone. It is largely touchscreen. Touchscreen. You can access other apps on it. Your face unlocks it. No, I think every button, it has like a tactile button to it. Volume is an up click.

You know, I want, you know, the home screen is an actual physical button. Everything is tactile. Yes. Except for there is a BlackBerry phone type cursor on it. And that cursor. Cursor. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or like a wheel.

Yeah, the mouse wheel thing. The mouse wheel trackpad. That's the right word. I'm looking for a trackpad of sorts. Very tiny somewhere on it. And that comes in handy for when it's time to type. Because I'm sick of click, click, click, click, D. Click, click, click, click, click, click, W. Click, click, click, click, click, click, W.

Yeah. Click, click. I mean, we got to think of something better than that. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Dude, I have a thing. So we finally have a TV at home after like a long time. Not yet, Tom.

It's our turn. I'm just kidding. But like the clicking, like every letter is really annoying. But there's on this remote, there's a little microphone button. And if you talk into it, this is what happens. Let me tell you. Samsung does the same thing. I don't know.

I guess we have some kind of Amazon thing. Because when I say the thing, I see it typing in. I'm like, yes, it's working. Suddenly, I push search. Then I'm taken to Alexa. It's the strangest thing. I don't know. That's not what mine does. It takes me completely out of the app. Oh, interesting. And doesn't even work. So I'm like, you'm taken to Alexa it's the strangest thing I don't know that's not what

mine does completely out of the app oh interesting doesn't even work so I'm like you came up with a great solution but something's wrong Apple TV does have that like feature where you like spell it all out and it works pretty well on Apple TV like voice to uh-huh gotcha just too small just too small mine has a voice commands on my you know comes, it has a button that's the microphone. And so I will press it and I'll talk and I'll say, American Nightmare. And then on the TV, it'll say, voice not supported. Like, well, why would you give me a remote?

Really? It has that button on it. Yeah. So that's what bothers me. But yeah, dude, at the end of my life, people are going to say, do you have any regrets? And I'll say, yeah, I spent too much time typing on a TV remote. Click, click, click.

I clicked way too much. What's worse? No, what's better? A to Z or QWERTY version of a keyboard on a... Oh, give me QWERTY. All day? It was meant to be easy to type. All day, dude. Yeah, yeah. The A to Z kills me. A, B, C, D. I do not like that.

S. A. God forbid you press in the wrong letter. Oh, man. Of course it wouldn't know what I'm wanting to spell. It takes me at my word. Yeah, I do spell Michael Jordan with a B instead of a C. Dude, underrated office scene is whenever

I think it's Dwight, whenever Dwight takes over with the copier and they all have their own individual codes and Kevin is like putting them all in and like, I mean, he's doing so many different digits, 20 digit and then finally he messes up the way he, I don't know the whole thing is

funny, but then when he's like, oh, I did five I did five and everyone just starts groaning. It's so funny to me. So good. That is good. So, okay. So that's my irrational strong opinion. Apple remotes.

Apple TV remotes need to be bigger. I just, I want a little more girth on there. It doesn't have to be huge, but just a little bit more. Just something to fit in your hand. So. That's good. And those are slippery without the cases too.

They are. Newborns are slippery. Newborns are slippery. Alright, time. It's not irrationally strong, but I just have a thing. So I watched there's a new Percy Jackson show on Disney+. Is it a cartoon?

Live action? No, animated. It's based on these books that I read in a show on Disney Plus. Is it a cartoon? Live action? No. Animated? It's based on these books that I read the first one as a kid and my mom was like, oh, it's all made up stuff. Whatever, don't read it. It's Paul Bunyan stuff.

Yeah, they have millions of years in there. But I was just curious to watch. I watched all eight episodes of season one and it was all just so incredibly okay. It was like, okay, visually it's pretty good like but it's like a high budget like show so it's like okay it's nothing crazy and like acting wise okay pretty good child actors but like whatever but then um so i'm like it's kind of sad they put all this effort in but then i i go there's like a the making of documentary on disney plus so right after i finish i okay, this is, this will be cool.

10 minutes in. And it is more interesting than the entire eight episodes, I think of the thing, which could just be me being a filmmaking guy. Interesting. But yeah, there's my, I want to hear, I mean, probably not that many adults are watching Percy Jackson, but like anyone that is, let me know if you thought it was actually good because I saw way too much positive stuff about it online

compared to how good it was. Really? Yeah. And maybe it's because I haven't really read the books. Do you recognize it? Sorry. I do not recognize that. I feel like I kind of recognize that from like back in the day. Who's Sid Jackson? But yeah. I feel like I...

That's a sad thing when the behind the scenes is better than this is riveting actual show yeah that's how i kind of feel about those nature documentaries planet earth and stuff it's like watching how they got the shot is just as exciting you know whether it's like or we use this like night thermal camera to get the leopards eating the pigs you're like that's awesome yeah or it's like how they got such a smooth shot you know on a 600 millimeter lens you know it's all fun stuff. I feel like documentaries are spoiling me where I could get through

a just okay documentary because it's still so fascinating and interesting enough. I think documentaries have gotten so good where it's like the bar has been raised for now like a sitcom. I think a sitcom has to be really good for me to sit through it or like a comedy or you know. I also really like documentaries. Maybe it's just me but i think those are so good that you can

get through one that's not that amazing because of the structure of it that's good i don't know all right you wanna play a game yeah okay okay so this game is an interactive game it's for um it's like uh i feel like i sound like uh a drew carry on whose eyes. Anyway, this game, this was for Jake, baby product names and it's for Jake and time. Um, yeah. So it's an interactive game. It's for both of you. It's pretty simple. Uh, it was spurred on by Scott Caldwell and my wife talking about how stupid, uh, products that are for babies are called like what their, their names are so silly. And so what I did was I have a list of, I think it's like 24, 25 different products. Half of them are real. Half of them are fake. You have to choose. I forget what I put on there, but you have to

choose the real or the fake ones. And if you get three wrong, then you lose. Okay. Uh, further thing is I have, I I'll, I'll tell you what each of them are if you want to ask like you're welcome to ask questions about any of them and then I also thought there's lore I also thought that it'd be fun if you had some phone of friends that's fun too I haven't discussed

this with them so it's very off the cuff but you could call Harrison Peter Gunner you know whoever any dads out there or non dads I don't care anyway that's the game Harrison, Peter, Gunner, you know, whoever. Any dads out there. Or non-dads. I don't care. So anyway, that's the game. I don't know if we're going to have this on the screen or not, Tymon.

Are you going to screen record? I'm screen recording just in case. Okay. Maybe put this up there for people to see the different things. Cool. I think I'm already going to do bad at this because the fact that you're like, we were talking about how ridiculous baby product names are. I'm like, well, I didn't know that was a thing.

I mean, it's just one of those things where it's like why can't you just call it a baby towel like you have to have this silly name for it okay that's like kind of whatever so okay time's time's ticking so oh wow i would have a tough time with this okay so read i'll read off a few of them yep so we got napple chuckle chew b, boppy pillow, sippy safari, zippy zoom, tangos, giggle gadget, diaper genie, skip hop, tree top, wubba nub, drool dazzle, goo goo goggles, munchie magnet, wombie, snuggle wiggle, snoogle, dock-a-ogle dock a tot oh yeah i've used that munchkin snack catcher i've seen a snack catcher i don't know if it's called munchkin i've seen a snack bubble baby pacifier karaoke nose frida goober baby bum brush boon squirt spoon bumbo toot tamer toot tamer okay so i can't believe half of those are real so is it half and half

I think there might be 13 real ones so there's more real ones yeah wow okay start off I know bumbo is real alright timing lock it in that's correct how do you know that I think knows Frida

how did you know that dude I think knows Fridaida. I have seven younger siblings. How did you know that, dude? I think Nose Frida's real, isn't it? Does that sound right to you? I've never heard anything called that. Lock it in. Would it be the... Yeah. Okay.

Would that be the thing that sucks stuff out of babies' nose? Yeah, it's like a siphon for babies. Same people that make the Wendy. Same company. And Scrub Daddy. I made that up. Yeah, Lori Greiner did a deal with them on trucking. For some reason, diaper genie seems like a real thing.

But maybe we should start with more confident stuff? The only other thing that stood out to me, well, it just seems like Brad made up Toot Tamer. That one stood out to me as one he made up. The only one that stood out to me is, I think I've heard of it for some reason boppy pillow i'm like i've seen that but don't lock it in yet don't lock it in yet tangos sounds like mangoes like oh it's like i feel like if brad made it up it might have been more ridiculous maybe he's like toning down the

real you're welcome to ask me what any of them yeah okay Yeah, what's a tango? Also, the timing, whatever. We can always redo the timing or whatever. Okay, cool. So tangos, they are shoes. They're baby shoes. Unisex? Yes. I mean, when they're that little, I don't think... It's not real.

I don't think it's real either. I don't think it's real. They teach you... Yeah, they're supposed to help you learn how to walk, takes two to tango kind of thing, I think is why they call it that. Okay. I also think Brad is a good actor,

and he's making it seem like he doesn't have a great grasp on what tangos are. Could be. So that we choose fake. It could be safari or something stupid like that. Just kidding. Brad, what is the munchie magnet? That is a baby food helmet. Helmet?

Yeah. How does it work? So the description I have here, it says, it ensures that every spoonful reaches your baby's mouth thanks to the power of food magnetism. You think that's real? Thanks to new advances with Elon Musk's food magnetism, how do we select not real?

You don't. You just leave it. You just leave it. Oh, I see. Okay, okay. Yeah. I tried to figure out. I made this on Sporkle. I tried to figure out how to do that, but I couldn't figure it out Oh, I see. Okay, okay. Yeah. I tried to figure out. I made this on Sporkle.

I tried to figure out how to do that, but I couldn't figure it out, so I just. Wait, if you click next, does it go to fake at the top? Oh, that makes me like skip it. Okay, okay. All right, we're going to leave Bunchy Magnet. So for me, Snoogle seems kind of real. I feel like something would be called that, but not much evidence to base that on. Brad, where is a snuggle used?

Let me see here. Snuggle. It's for babies who take their snuggling very seriously. So it's like a swaddling blanket kind of thing. Right now, it says

it's like the baby version of a snuggle ninja. I am inclined to believe it's like it right now it says it's like the baby version of a snuggled ninja i am inclined to believe it's real but i don't know are you allowed to lie to us if it's a real product are you allowed to like misguide us and just like no no i'll tell you i'll tell you what i believe it is we should just keep asking my stuff then great uh then maybe you do have a time limit well one thing that i do think is real where is it at the the snack catcher i know something like that does exist i don't know if it's called the munchkin snack catcher i've seen lucy wear it you guys have snack catchers hey what i haven't what is can you describe for me what the munchkin snack catcher is it's like a bib that has like a

little like like pocket on the bottom of it yeah Yeah, okay. Lock it in, Tymon. Boom. Nice. We got three. Sippy Safari. That one seems valid. Yeah, it does. That's legit.

What is that, Brad? It's just like a thing that you hold your snacks in. The whole thing is Sippy Safari Snack Canteen. You hold your snacks in it? That seems weird because you're sipping, so it's like you're drinking something. they're not snacking oh yeah this adventurous sippy cup comes complete with a built-in snack dispenser for on-the-go munch so it's like you're on the go sippy so i think it's both okay safari don't you want to take a sippy safari buy it let's get out

of here giggle gadget giggle gadget giggle gadgets first impressions but hey let us know what that is brad what's a giggle gadget it's a diaper that laughs when it's full it's a giggle gadget diaper detector so it's like a comedy show in your nursery. So it's like, so there's this like a speaker. I don't think there's a speaker. I think it's like, it's kind of like more of like a, yeah, like a, like a noise, like it's let out like a whistle. So you hear the baby coming kind of thing, like a turkey gobble. Like you could interpret it as laughter. Right. Okay. We're going to leave that one time yeah i got my giggle gadget cb safari and munchie magnet are all fake um what's dakotat brad yeah dakotat the name sounds more real than

some of these that one is it's like a uh baby bed just like a portable baby bed. Okay. Seems legit. That makes sense. It makes sense. There is no magnetism involved in that one, so that was more believable. All right. Where on the body do you use a Wubba Nub?

Wubba Nub. Let's see. No, it's like a pacifier. It's like a name for a fun pacifier, i think that has like a stuffed animal or like an action figure or something connected to it oh that's cool yeah so it's like a so you use it on your mouth as the answer string or something like uh attached to this stuffed animal or like yeah i think so i'm not exactly sure the mechanics of it timing but some with food madness magnetism I think, I don't know. What else are you thinking?

We got to start locking some answers in. I feel like that's true. We get to get three wrong and we have a phone, a friend. Zippy zoom, a napple. Yeah. What's napple?

Oh, it's just like a, a pacifier that like, like simulates the nipple like the why is it called napple it puts you to sleep because it helps you go to sleep yeah you put you pacifier pass like yeah pass out napple nap yeah oh napple that seems fine i i mean i'd be fine with clicking napple that seems so easy. That seems like such an easy one to make up. It's so close to Napple. Yeah.

Diamond's fine with clicking it, though, he says. I'm fine with clicking Napple. I'll search Napple. I'll click anything you want me to click. I'll do whatever. Diamond, I want you to just click. I want you to click one right now. Whichever one you feel best about. Okay. He's going for Snoogle.

Wow. Snoogle, and he got it. You felt real good about Snoogle. I felt good about Snoogle. I'm going to call a friend. Okay. And we're going to see if he answers. I'm not going to tell you who I'm calling.

Who is he calling? Dang it. Dang it. Giving up on that one. All right. Let's choose another one while I pick out someone else to call. Who was it? Anton.

Okay. Should we go with Dockatot? Dockatot kind of makes sense. Yes. I'm good with Dockatot. Okay. Let's go. Good job, Tymon.

Dockatot's, I think, one of the more popular ones on the list. Really? Okay. I feel like they like to use tot. Tot's a popular, like, I remember little baby chairs we had called tot spots. Oh, okay. Friend number two.

I mean, it's 1230 in the middle of the day. What are these people possibly doing? Hey, dude. We're on the podcast right now, andad is giving me and timon a quiz of baby products and i don't know any of them and so i need to call a dad all right yeah shoot all right yeah seriously so he he made up some fake ones and they gave me some real ones and i don't know how to decipher any of these. So see if any of these sound familiar. Diaper genie.

That's got to be real. That's what I was thinking. Okay, okay. Bubble baby pacifier karaoke. That one's obscure enough that it's going to be real, but I'm going to say it's not real. Okay. What about the,

what about goo goo goggles? If it's not real, it should be. That's a genius idea. All right. Have you, have you ever heard, have you ever heard of a zippy zoom?

That's just made up. Okay. Zippy zoom. Okay. All right. What, I i mean they all sound made up to me this is why it's so hard what about a uh what's that boon squirt spoon i don't know dude half of these are real so that's what i'm trying to figure out say that one again boon squirt spoon that's inappropriate okay sorry sorry time you might want to refresh real quick all right um yeah what about the okay this

one sounded real to me but i don't want to influence you what about the boppy pillow yes real because we have a boppy pillow and it invades our bed every night. I get really mad. I throw it out of the bed and Abby gets mad at me. Okay, okay. Boppy pillow. All right. Let's just do a couple more here.

Have you ever heard of a chuckle chew? Yes. Really? Yeah, I have heard of a chuckle chew. What is it? I have no idea. But I feel like I've heard that phrase thrown around. All right. But I don't know what've heard that phrase thrown around. All right.

But I don't know what it is. Go for it. All right. Well, yeah, let's click it live while we're on the phone with him. Okay. Loser! Brad made it up. All right.

That's okay. Last one, and then I'll let you go. Thanks for answering. Good to hear this, by the way. All right. The drool dazzle. Drool dazzle. Oh, gosh.

Let's say yes, Jake. Let's say yes. Okay. All right. Actually, the last one. Sorry, I forgot about this one. Toot tamer. The toot tamer.

Does that sound like it could be real? It does, but let's say... Oh, gosh. gosh yes that's real okay wow alright well I'll let you know or I guess when this comes out next Wednesday but no appreciate you you're the man Harry can't wait for you to be a dad

so you can use the toot tamer 8 months get out of here um all right thanks dude i'll talk to you later have a good day see you dude eight months oh i'm calling him again idiot boomer all right drool dazzles real and so is toot tamer yes um oh diaper jeans that was definitely real yeah i agreed with so we go with that yep he also said boppy pillow he has that you can click that

okay boppy is another classic so is diaper genie diaper genie like yeah you put your diaper in there and it helps them not smell huh okay

great all right so he thinks the drool dazzle is real he thinks toot tamer's real I didn't ask about all of them I didn't know what he's up to I didn't ask

do you have time to talk he answered he answered so I assume he did but I didn't know what he's up to. I didn't ask, do you have time to talk? He answered. He answered. So I just assume he did, but I was still nervous. What are, can I ask you about what are Google goggles?

Cause me and Harrison both want them to be real. They just, they translate. I mean, whatever they're, they're, they're like a, what's it called? Uh,

novelty, like joking gift, but they translate. They're actually for adults. They translate what kids are saying. I don't buy it. Not a chance. Not a chance.

Let's start choosing. I don't think Boone's squirt spoon is one of them. Let's go with some of Harrison's. Let's go with Drool Dazzle. Gosh, dang it. I got one wrong left. Harrison has led us

down the wrong path twice. Harrison's been a dad for like five minutes. I feel like for some reason Zippy Safari is telling me it's real. Okay, let's do it. I'm scared. See ya! Oh!

Alright, let me see if I can finish this off. I don't think I... Give me Zippy Zoom. Click that one. Wow, that's wrong. Okay. Give me Wombie. Wombie, I'm going to say I think it's right.

Wombie? Yeah. Napple, I guess. Dude, I think Napple's right. Yeah, I was wrong. Yeah, it felt like too easy to make up uh what about goober baby bum brush okay wait i think now we're guessing fake yeah now oh yeah now it's like however this is set up so now we want to knock out the fake ones oh okay okay so for sure the munchkin magnet thing okay munchy magnet munchy magnet wait no munchkin snack

catcher we already had munchkin snack catcher is right it's right yeah what because it's on fake one so click munchie magnet okay cool uh okay yeah that one is fake right that's how it's yeah okay okay yeah uh click boon squirt spoon real dude oh it's real no way yeah but what is it just do? It like squirts the food onto the spoon for you, I think. Oh, wow. Fun. So it's not a spoon. It isn't a squirt spoon, but it's a squirt. I see.

I see. I think. Okay. What about the pacifier karaoke? Let's find out. I don't know. Where did it go? It's the long one.

Here it is. Okay. It's fake. How fun would that be, though? You just got a Bluetooth like right next to your baby's brain. This one we haven't talked about much. Skip hop treetop activity gym. It's so wordy.

That's real. Yeah, you know why you just made all that up. Is it? Okay. Yeah, okay. And wait, Sippy Safari. Oh, it's also fake. Also fake.

Two Tame Warriors fake. Tango's. I didn't love your explanation. I think you made that up. Correct. Yeah, it's also fake. Also fake. Two Tamers fake. Tango's. I didn't love your explanation. I think you made that up. Yeah, fake. What did you say the Giggle Gadget was? Let me remember that one. Giggle Gadget.

Oh, the diaper. That last one is full. That one's super real. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. That one's fake. All right. So is that pretty much all of them? Oh, is the bum brush? I'm going to say that's real. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. That one's fake. All right. So is that pretty much all of them? Oh, is the bum brush? I'm going to say that's real. Goober baby bum brush.

Okay. So if it shows up as red, it's real. It's real. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Goober baby bum brush. The only one we haven't talked about.

No, there's two, I think. Snuggle wiggle. Snuggle wiggle. Snuggle wiggle. Oh, it's just a blanket. It's like a type of blanket. And what about Wubba Nub? Wubba Nub is the... Oh, that was the pacifier kind of thing?

Or... Yeah. Pacifier with something not hanging off of it. I think Wubba Nub is real. Click it. Real. Nice. Got it.

Okay. I think Snugglewiggle doesn't rhyme enough to be real. Yeah, dumb name. It also could rhyme little enough to be real. And just a bad name. Yeah, let's see. Let's see. Yeah, dumb name. But also could rhyme little enough to be real. And just a bad name. Yeah, let's see. Let's see. Yeah, it was fake.

Snuggle Wiggle. Okay. So I think we pretty much know them all, don't we? Have we tried Toot Tammer? Yeah, we did. Because Harrison said it was real. And it's fake. Yeah, it is.

Harry, like, I think you asked him four. And maybe five. And like, yeah, three in a row, he was like, yeah, that's real. I'm going to go real on that one. And every time I was like, you're wrong. Anyway, fun times. Thanks for playing, guys.

Nice. I'm happy to play a game that you guys have no idea or you guys know everything about and I don't know anything about. No. Someday. No problem. That was fun. Yeah.

I remember when we went to like register for our baby. There were so many variations of bottles and variations of pacifiers and all this difference. I was like, this market is wild. I need to figure out a baby product. So I think I'm going to start the napple. Yeah. The napple. Yeah. That one's just normal enough where it could work. Yeah. Guaranteed to put your baby to sleep. Napping.le so that's fun there you go i'm nervous to to say anything i gotta go back and click and oh my god what is next what is next nothing's next what is next game all right yeah we did game um bow cut my hair the other day with real scissors oh great that was cool how'd he do

i don't know i don't think he did much but like he's been playing this game for i don't know last christmas like two christmases ago he got like a barber shaving kit as like a toy wow uh you know so it's got like a little brush and like shaving cream and stuff and so he loves these days like he didn't love this toy for a whole year and And now all of a sudden he loves this toy. Now he's into it. And so he's like, bring it up and like, like put stuff on my face and stuff. So the other day he got a stool and I was just sitting there. I was like, this is great. He got a stool. He was behind me just like using these two pencils to cut my hair. And he goes, Oh, I think I need to go get some new scissors. And I thought like, okay, what's he going to grab to be scissors. And then all of a sudden I like feel this. I'm like, that feels kind of, I look back and yeah, real scissors.

And I was really tempted to get mad. I didn't get mad. I just got serious. I go, buddy, buckaroo. You can't do that. Those are real. You don't, you don't cut people's hair with real scissors. Well, I didn't know.

I didn't know what I was doing. That's a great impersonation. Can you imagine when he's like slightly in trouble? And sometimes he kind of like, he shrugs more than he's supposed to. He doesn't realize like, I thought I had, he said,

yeah, you should shrug like twice per sentence. Maybe like maybe a one and then down. And he's like, well, I didn't know that we're supposed to do that. It's like, okay, that's all right. You're okay. Just don't do it again. We can only cut hair with pencils.

Okay. Okay. And then he'll just, yeah, just completely forget. He's also, whatever. I know like three-year-olds listen to this sometimes. It's not the end of the, just completely forget. He's also whatever. I know like three-year-olds listen to this sometimes. It's not the end of the world, but he started saying shut up recently out of nowhere because of one of his magic tree house,

uh, audio books. And last night he told me to shut up, uh, because, and it was kind of in context too. Like before it was like, he was like,

he heard some, he talked about this on the podcast. He thinks it means like you're fighting back. Yes. Pirates. Yeah. Whatever. Uh, he heard some... I think you talked about this on the podcast. He thinks it means you're fighting back. Yes, pirates. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, last night I kept interrupting him. He goes, no, no, shut up! And he looked at me and I was like, oh,

you can't say that. I tried to be really serious without getting mad. I thought it was just for sword fighting. I don't know. I just thought we were... How do you say that? I thought we were about to duel. I want to go outside. Yeah. And then I stopped being serious,

and then he stopped being serious right away. It was like, okay, feel it a little more, man. Just because I'm giving you grace right now doesn't mean... Feel it. But yeah, he's a blast right now honestly uh fun times with the kids overall i uh not much of a game just uh just a question for you guys so last night um luke hoagland uh supposed to be on our volleyball team still taking an extended paternity leave from playing sports oh is that why he's not coming yeah Yeah. I think so. No judgment? He sent a baby emoji last week and said,

don't think I'll be able to make it tonight. Baby emoji. Yeah. So maybe he's getting his own napple involved. I don't know why he can't leave. Sure. No, I obviously don't judge him. Do whatever you want.

Just had a kid. But in place of him, last night, we had Mr. Trey Kennedy join us. Oh, super famous Kinsidian. Yes. Yeah. Rob Regal, Trey Kennedy join us. Oh, super famous Kinsidian. Yes. Yeah. Rob Regal, Trey Kennedy. Tech N9ne. Welcome to the...

Just using gibberish, can you give everyone an impersonation of like a typical Tech N9ne rap? Sam, bring it down, and hang him in my hand. Is that kind of good? Yeah, I think he'll go from like really slow to like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like it's like it's a its own beat within itself it's very interesting but i wouldn't i still don't really like him but i wouldn't like him one bit if he wasn't from kent city yeah there's some bias there i'm like man this is the best we got i guess we'll represent him midwest isn't really known for like you know fine dining sushi and i'd throw in rap in there as well it's not what we do best yeah we outsource the rap uh but so trey joins us um what how do you think it went open into question short answer how do you think it went specifically trey or specifically trey i think trey uh scale of one to ten, we're going to go a solid five. Okay. Yeah.

Six. Six, six, six. Not six, six, six. Six. Got it. I think no one could play well because they were all dying laughing. That guy is so funny all the time. Do you guys have the giggle gadget in?

Why am I hearing all this laughter? Is that a giggle gadget in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? No yawning. Correct answer is 9.8. Really? The dude is nasty at volleyball. Yes, I wanted to give him some public props.

Okay. It was unbelievable. I think it was kind of similar to me, where like Bramley just played a ton of volleyball in college, learned a lot of the fundamentals. Really? But his vertical is much better. You know, he's taller than me He can get up higher than me. So he does have a crazy vertical in those videos. You guys do Yeah, remember when you just jump on the counter. Uh-huh. That makes sense. It translates to volleyball. It was unreal dude We spanked this team three sets over with what's his yeah is is his uh,

Forte spiking yeah yeah yeah very good hitter unbelievable top spin good placement and yeah just blocking it was unbelievable he actually made one of the coolest plays i've ever seen in volleyball where he got set and the blocker was in a spot where he didn't want to like send it into the blocker so instead of hitting it he's already like gathered to hit it with his right hand and instead of hitting with his right hand he hits it with his left like completely down the line i mean almost like parallel to the net it was such an extreme angle and it was in and we all just stopped like dude that was the craziest that was really sweet so he did like the yeah shot fake or like i am just crazy and so yeah

the right car at home rachel was just like we got to get trey on like our sand team or you know or like have him some more or whatever. I was starting to see the writing on the wall and I was like, I know what I need to do. And I need to join some other league and let Isaac, Luke, and you and Trey

run this. I see it. I see it. And Rachel's like, no. No. No. We need you for serve receive. We need to, you know, it's all that stuff. I was like, you guys would be so good if you're those three guys and Rachel. So dang, maybe I'll just get better. I'll let myself watch.

Yeah. Let myself watch. Let them watch. Well, at a certain point, I feel like I, you know, I am pretty good for my physical limitations. Okay. Like you would just need to be able to jump higher. You're not, you don't have a huge vertical. I would need to be taller or magically jump eight inches higher.

So it's like, well, you should just have Trey and Luke. You've kind of reached your limit. Yeah. Dang. Good in the back row. Do you think Rachel would want that, though? Do you think she'd be happy playing without you? No, she would rather play with me and lose.

Yeah. Did you guys win last night? Yeah, yeah, three sets. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah yeah just shout out trey kennedy just he's a beast on the volleyball court wow that's a great time do you play sand is it six on six two uh no sand is uh four on four so that's why i was like hey the seventh man is quite a bit let me be the guy yeah i don't want you guys to kick me off the team. Yeah. You guys make a team without me.

I don't think that'll actually happen, but it would be a great team. Trey, Luke, Oakland, Isaac, Rachel has Trey talked about how good he is at volleyball before. See,

I, I swear I can't even really, I can't think of it, but I, I know I played volleyball with him in like 2019 or something. Cause I knew like I vouched for him. It's like, I can't even remember it, but I just know he's good at volleyball.

I don't know why. So I somewhat knew it, but yeah, I was very shocked. Cool. Um, what are you gonna say? One last thing.

I just thought of when I thought it was just like drafting team. So, uh, I had this idea, Gunnar and I've been texting a lot. So we played pickup football this past Saturday and I just, I love it. It's so fun.

I can't stress enough how much fun this is playing football. I'm like, I want more of this. And so I was like, we should make it, let's make our own like intramural, like our own rec league. It's like among us friends, Gunnar and I are texting back and forth. He's like, what if it's like a one day tournament? I was like, Ooh, that's fun. Yeah. So I'll make it bigger and bigger. And so the idea is like, we established rules beforehand. We sent out a text to 30 guys. We say first first come, first serve. The first 20 that are in, we're going to split you up into four teams of five. We're going to have captains. And so I was telling Gunnar,

I was like, all right, you know, we have four captains. Should it be like a snake draft or it should be like an NFL draft? And Gunnar was like, auction draft? And I thought he was joking, but I was like, actually, how fun would that be? And we would do it like privately

so that people don't find out what they were worth. But how fun would that be? And we would do it like privately so that people don't find out what they were worth. But how fun would that be? Me, Gunnar, Harrison, and Isaac just try to put a price tag on Jesse Brookens. Like what's he worth? Like outbidding your friends for your other friends. Oh, I think it'd be so fun. Like I literally, yesterday I was thinking,

I was like, what would I pay for Luke Goldberg? I would pay, if we got $100, I would pay 70 of it for Luke. Really? He's the guy. I don't know. I've never even seen him play football. He's just good at everything. Just so coordinated. Yeah. I think it's so fun.

We're going to put a price tag on our friends. And we're going to auction them off privately. You should come help. You'd be like a GM. Yeah. That'd be fun. I like that idea. That's fun. So stay tuned. If you're part of the football career enlisting, we're thinking about you.

We're putting prices on you. That's fun. I like that. And then later on, it's like, okay, tell me. Tell me how much was I worth. Were people fighting over me? Because you're kind of looking around. You're like, okay.

Obviously, he was first. He was second. So I bet I went for like a dollar. Yeah. So that'll be really fun. I'm excited to take the pickup football, just a slightly more serious step with it. Yeah.

So, uh, what do you guys, how often are you guys maybe timing? You're not ever, but Facebook marketplace, are you ever buying anything on Facebook? No.

Catherine has having the hardest time with it. And I, I just, I, I want to know what you guys think about etiquette towards Facebook marketplace conversations. So I, I've tried to like coach her up because she's not on her phone all the time. So sometimes she'll like have issues where like somebody will respond to her and she doesn't see it. And then she's

like, Oh crap, somebody else got it. And I'm like, well, Catherine, that's the nature of it. So last night, like, so I've always taught her like, Hey, say I'm very interested in this. I can pick it up today. I can send you the money right now. Like, like be as open and forthcoming and interested as possible for it. And so she did something along those lines yesterday. And, uh, the woman was like, okay, yeah. Uh, can you pick it up tonight? She's like, yeah, my husband has a truck. He can go get it. And I, I was like, okay, so what time am I supposed to come? And she's like, Oh, let me, let me text this woman back. I haven't texted her back yet. She went back. was like, okay, so what time am I supposed to come? And she's like, oh, let me, let me text this woman back.

I haven't texted her back yet. She went back. She said, hey, my husband could be there at six 45. Is that work? And the woman just responded, shoot. I, uh, somebody else is already coming. Sorry. Yeah.

And she was not happy about it. She's like, what the heck? Like, how does this, that that's not okay. And I like read back and I was like, yeah, I mean, you did everything right. I was like, next time you should probably just say you want it. Because I think this woman was, we were trying to buy a chair for Bo's room. And this woman gave her dimensions. She's like, those dimensions should work.

My husband has a truck, blah, blah, blah. Let me check on the dimensions or something like that. Little open-ended. A little bit. That was enough. I was like, Catherine, I don't know. I don't feel awesome about saying this, but I think the answer is to just say the dimensions work and then check the dimensions later. And if they don't work, then you back out. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like where's, how, how, how far are you willing to like be a little slimy on Facebook mark? Like that's not super slimy, but it's like, I think if you're the seller, you don't care about the buyer. You don't care about the buyer. You don't care who it is. You don't care how much you've went back and forth with one person. If someone else can pick it up in 30 minutes and pay the same amount. Great. Get it out of here. That's what I'm a seller. Doesn't care about you. You don't need to care about them. Maybe so. Maybe that's where it comes down to is like, yeah, just, just say, just lie to them. Like if you're 90% sure that dimensions are going to work, say they work and then go double check later before you pick it up or something like that alternate route if you think hey i don't

know if i'm going to get this they're pricing this really low you you tack on a little cherry on top you say hey i could be there tonight my husband has a truck and we're going to bring some of my famous brownies oh separate yourself from the rest of the people you're like well i got this girl who can come in two hours and or this other person who can come in four hours, but they're bringing brownies. I could wait a couple hours for brownies. I don't know. I could be around to go. Or sometimes people

are so late to picking stuff up for me. Maybe just lie about what time you can be there. I'll be there in five minutes. And then whenever you get around to it. Oh, he hit traffic. Sorry, he's coming. Yeah, it's amazing how flaky people can be. Or if you're fully committed to the slimy thing, just like don't even bring the brownies.

Oh, the brownies fell out. They're all burnt. You have brownie stuff all over your face. Like, I don't know what happened to the brownies. We didn't even end up making them. They were kind of not the best. Do you have any milk? Yeah.

Oh, i'm thirsty don't even bring the brownies that's so mean extra slimy just borderline just a criminal is say well you already gave me your address i know where your kids sleep so do you want me to come by and pick up a chair or do you want me to come by and drop something off yeah either way i'm gonna be coming by yeah i'm gonna be there at 8 p.m i'm not afraid to walk in a bathroom let's just say i've been known yeah i'll let them watch i'll let them watch

oh my i think it's always the funniest stuff is at the end of the wednesday episode i'm like i hope people listen to the very end golly so yeah i don't know i don't know the facebook etiquette uh also it's like it was like this like kind of like recline no it wasn't a recliner it was like a swivel rocker kind of chair so it's just like a one-person chair and she's like do, do you think, uh, you could ask Jake to help you move it? And I was like, I don't need any help moving this thing. She's like, really? I was like, no, I can do it. She's like, you think you can lift a chair by yourself? I was like a chair. I can get a couch by myself. A chair doesn't have the reputation of being a two man job. I don't think so. I mean, it's a big chair. We had to check dimensions on it, but I mean, it's, it's a chair. It's not like, even if it's like, Oh, I might've herniated myself there. It's

like, I got the chair. Like I'm fine. Yeah. Of course it would be helpful to have a person with you, but I could do a chair. You know what I mean? Like that chair in your, in your room. I think it's bigger than that one, but it's not huge. Oh, that's definitely a one man chair. One man chair. Yeah. It's like an office chair. I was kind of like, but it's not huge. Oh, and that's definitely a one-man chair. It's a one-man chair. Yeah, it's like an office chair. I was kind of like, what? That's funny. Something that is so clearly, like it already has,

like you would already assume one person can carry it, but you have to have a disclaimer of like, but for this chair, you might be able to get it just by yourself. You're like, well, yeah, I just assumed that. Yeah. It might be harder to lift with somebody else. Yeah, where's the other person go? I think I got the grip. I need a wide grip on this thing.

Yeah. I'll just, Jake, go stand there. We'll let him watch. Yeah, that'd be funny. The opposite. Catherine just, it's like, rest in development, the woman is just so rich, she has no idea what things cost, you know?

I don't know, a banana, $10? Just go buy one. Catherine, it just went for whatever reason perfect every way but doesn't how much things weigh yeah it's like brad can you go uh can you bring up the washer from the basement me right now just bring up the washer yeah can you just go snag it you know i need like a dolly and two other people i can't just go bring that up right now she did kind of like when we were first married at first she she was the, and whatever, this isn't probably my fault more than hers, but she was the biggest cheerleader of everything I did to the point

where I was like, do you think I can do nothing? Like, like I'd be like hoodie bread. Yeah. I'd like go run a mile. She'd be like, you ran a mile. That's incredible. Like acting like I ran a marathon. I'm like, it's a mile. It's not very hard. You're getting the Holly flax treatment. You're Kevin. Yes. And then I told her like, Hey, like you gotta, you gotta expect a little more out of me. I'm like, I'm kind of an impressive guy. And, and, and then she kind of, yeah, she kind of swayed the other way with it where she was like, what, you need help with that? Like, yeah, I need help with, I need, yeah, that's kind of a heavy, awkward thing to carry by myself. You know, it is,

it's, it's interesting. So I don't think, I can't think of exactly when she's done that with like a washer or something, but it's been something like that where it's like, do you think you can move that real quick? I'm like, or do you think you can like build this thing for our house real quick? I'm like, I mean, maybe, but it's like a lot harder than you think to build stuff. It's like, I'm looking at trampolines and they're're like $700. Brian, did you just make one? Out of what? Out of elf. What? Were you by springs?

What is that material made of? Surely we could just get one and put it together from Home Depot, right? What? Yeah. It's so funny. When I was a kid, that really used to bother me when I would think about Santa and his elves. Because the Hollywood elf, they were tinkering. Nothing but tinkering, nothing but rudimentary tools.

They're using a little mallet. Yeah. Ding-a-ling-ding-ding. Yeah. And I could never understand. Well, how did it get me a basketball hoop? Yeah. Or, yeah, a baseball glove.

I was like, I just, I don't know. I can't imagine them, them like killing the animal, getting the leather, drying it out. Where's the cow farm here? Rawlings logo. I just, it's hard for me to imagine an elf doing all this. How? So logical. Yeah, it just, it always bothered

me and I believed it, but I was just, I was like, I don't know how they're doing this. An Etch-A-Sketch. How do they do that? Yeah, Yeah, who, how? Detailed chiseling. I do that a lot. Yeah, all they have is just a mortar and pestle. How are they doing all this?

It's so true. Yeah. Hollywood needs to change what elves are capable of. They need to show like Asian elves. That'd be pretty cool. And I'd be like, oh yeah, I could trust that. I believe they can make an iPhone. They're just putting together shoeboxes

and Adidas like plants. It's like borderline unethical. Yeah. Like, well, I at least believe they can get it done. I know how they can make a hoodie. Oh, man. There you go.

Anyway. So, hey, some quick Ghost Runners announcements for you. You ready for them? Is that on the list, Brad? Listen, guys, the list on the list, Brad? Ah, listen,

guys, the list was an outline. Okay. I wasn't upset that Jake was going off the list. Diamond's lanky arms over there. Wave. And it's so funny. Look on here. I don't see anything about ghost runners.

I'm looking. Hey, right off the pod. It's not on there. It's not on there. It's not on there. Okay. Just wrap it up. oh they're hatty

to wrap it up um okay i got three three announcements number one we're gonna start doing some ghost stories we're gonna bring those back i know a lot of people are like hey one of my favorite episodes is the poop episode we're gonna do something like that but we're going to make them um we're we're, we're going to have them in voice memo form because it was just too hard to figure out calling people. And yeah, we had a hard time with that. So we're going to, uh, if, if you are selected, um, for your voice memo or your ghost story selection from ghost runners dot life, uh, we'll email you and you guys can send in your voice memos about it. Number two, we have new merch.

Are you a runner? Oh, yeah. Are you a reader? Are you just a fan of the podcast and want to buy some other generic merch? It's available on our website, ghostrunners.life. Is that the only thing available? And no, it is not, Jake. We do have some spots available for the Gulf Shores Ghost Riders Getaway.

Jamaica, Bahamas, come on, Gulf Shores, mama. Okay. Nice. It's got to still rhyme. Let me tell you the specific rooms we have available. This is for session one. We have one king bed room available. So that is either two friends or a married couple

that can get that room. Or two people that aren't friends that just want to sleep in the same bed. Friendly. Well, yeah, just two girls or two guys, okay? We also have, for the second session, we have a decent amount of openings. We have two different king bedrooms

that are private with their own bathroom. We have a two-king bedroom. Does that make sense? So four-person room. Fit for a king. Psych, two of them. That makes sense. So four person room. Fit for a king. Psych. Two of them. Psych. Two kings. And then we also have one twin bunk

male bunk room room. Fit for a twin. Psych. Psych. They could be any genetic. Could be a triplet. Yeah. Steve triplet? Oh my gosh. Coop? They gotta. They gotta come. They gotta. Yeah, they're in the double king bedroom.

Night, Coop. Night, Steve. All right, we'll see you tomorrow, Coop. They've been texting a lot recently, apparently. Or maybe they talk on the phone. I don't know. I think they talk all the time. Maybe both, yeah.

I know. I almost wish you weren't married yet so we could just go back to the time where we all hung out and talked. To another bachelor party. Just have an excuse to go hang out your bachelor party so um this is going to be like a bachelor party at the gulf shores getaway but you're right um it's going to be so much fun we're going to do we have a private chef we have all sorts of fun games that we're doing uh we're

going to sunset cruise we're doing jean shorts videos, ghost runners, podcasts live. I can't wait to give out certificates. Yeah. CQ. I love that. So much fun, dude. Uh, we're good.

We're right on the beach. Literally we are walk. You walk out from our deck onto the private beach. So we have a volleyball galore, uh, boogie boarding galore. Uh, I love galore.

I'm talking. If you want it galore, we got it. Can jam galore galore. I love bookie boarding. Cornhole galore. I'm talking, if you want it galore, we got it. Can jam. Galore. Galore. Yeah. Spike ball. Get it out of my face.

Courtney Miller will not be throwing the Frisbee for beer Frisbee or Polish horseshoes, whatever we're calling it. She's an assassin. I mean, it hurt. It was not fun, Courtney. So you got to chill out a little bit on your throws, but it's going to be galore. Oh, Lambert's galore. Oh yeah, Lambert's galore laundry galore. Cause I'm going to be doing a Courtney Miller's laundry. Remember that? Cause she doesn't like the diva smell. Oh,

well either that, or she has to hug me. It was one that she could choose either. Either I'll do your laundry or you have to hug me and smell me. There you go. Galore galore. Um, it's just going to be so fun and it's awesome that we have some spots available, but we'd love to fill them with fun people. It's going to be a blast. I think people that went last year, almost not, I don't know the percentage. Let's say 70% of the people that went last year are coming back this year.

I was going to guess 65. Yeah, not everybody, not everyone can come. Some people are married, engaged, whatever, from last year that, you know. Well, and maybe that's your indication like, hey, he might get engaged on this trip. I don't know. Might find love.

Let him watch. Let him watch. Let him watch me get engaged. All I'm saying is you guys should come. It's going to be fun. And, yeah, so many people that came last year are coming back this year because it was that much fun. Yeah.

It was one of those things. I remember talking to you, Jake, like when we got home on the phone. I remember just being like, I am on a high from that trip. That was so much fun. Yeah. It was one of those things. I remember talking to you, Jake, like when we got home on the phone. I remember just being like, I am on a high from that trip. That was so much fun. It was awesome. It was so good. So we're ready to do it again. We're excited to do it again.

Ghostrunners.life to check out all those rooms and options and prices. Different prices for different rooms, obviously. Love to have you come. Come on out. Come on.. Come on. Let them fly. Let them drive. Wrap up with comment of the week.

Yeah, let's do it. I've got one from Marty Brown. Marty Brown. Yeah. She said, he said, this person said, love these guys. They are so hilarious and have the best chemistry. Love the way they show their Christianity

in their podcast along with jean shorts they are both two well-rounded funny and smart guys there are such great role models for younger men to look up to have listened to every episode twice over and always look forward to the next post keep up the great work there are so many people in this world y'all are touching and help getting through their days marty brown thanks for listening very nice of you. I'm glad to hear that. I've touched you, dude. I don't, I've had like a weird last couple of weeks, I think because of sickness and whatever, where I have not been nearly as cheerful as I normally want to be. And it's cool. Like whenever, whenever I feel that way to hear people be like, Hey, your podcast helps me in that regard to like, I don't know. It just makes it more personal, I guess. So thank you to

you guys for giving us those encouraging words. Um, yeah. Taking the time. I feel like I always say this, but taking the time to type out encouragement on a review, on a comment, right. It just, I really do appreciate it because it's it's not a given right so thank you go dang it let me find it um no where'd it go ah did somebody's like it oh no someone asked me if i don't know how to play the piano so i do yeah what was that about oh so i don't know i don't know why but i just know someone asked me so i tell that comment so i do does someone take it down surely no one took it down uh while you're looking for that or you get no no i'll have it um my face it was something along the lines it was just like timon had the best line of the episode when he said hey sir my eyes

are up here that was funny i thought that was so funny. Here it is. The Mandy Rice said, timing won this episode with, sir, eyes up here. I did a spit take while home alone in my kitchen. I had to mop up my own slobber, but it was worth it. I didn't even see that comment. That's funny.

Just came an hour ago. I had to mop up my own slobber. Yeah. So thanks, Mandy. It's fun. You know what? I just found something on my phone. I'll save it for next week.

Okay. Save it for next week. So don't touch phone. I'll save it for next week. Okay. Save it for next week. So don't touch that dial. We're coming back next week. Root for the Chiefs, guys, unless you don't want to. And that's okay. We love you no matter who you root for. But just know we're rooting for you.

Can we stop bringing up Taylor Swift? Brad. We'll see you guys next week. Love you guys. Go Chiefs. Go Chiefs. Go Swappers Podcast. Go Swappers Podcast. Go Swappers Podcast.