Ghostrunners - 309 - Timon’s Search History

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

Best Wednesday episode of all time?! We learn about Timon’s secret podcast, play a game with Olivia Rodrigo, and Brad is live on Instagram the whole time. Check out Main Street Roasters and use cod...e GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Good Ranchers and get %10 off with code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, okay. Hey, we're here. Hey, it's Wednesday. Wednesday. Happy Wednesday, everybody. We're going to start off with time and search history. Yeah. Yeah. Time and sharing a screen over here. I'm like, okay. Chat GPT. Sure. Popular Taylor Swift song. Sure. Popular songs. He's just curious. What are just the homeschooled search? What are popular? So it reminds me of on Andrew Thurwich's story. He was researching a video. yeah popular curse words curse words what does gat mean um differently uh popular curse words is so funny and then just at the bottom yeah popular curse words like we all know like the hipster ones yeah yeah like muck duck the racial slurs but i'm saying like the most used ones uh-huh can you imagine like whatever like an infographic where you know where nori would say like love hope and like in the Can you imagine? Whatever.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Like an infographic where you know where Nori would say like love, hope, and like in the size of how often they're used. It's a curse word. Yeah, infographic's not the right word, but you know what it is. Yeah, what else? The corporate people know. Some are vertical, some are horizontal. Yeah, word cloud. Word cloud.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Is that it? Curse word, word cloud. Anyway, time and search. All these things on the bottom. It just says slab of granite. And I am curious, Tymon, explain yourself. I like how you trusted this to be a good thing to open with, even though you have no idea. It could be the most boring thing. Let's start with this.
Starting point is 00:01:16 So yesterday, me and my friends got together, shot, like, weren't planning to, like, necessarily film something. But, like, I had my camera stuff in the truck. Or I was like, let's film this, this like skit we had an idea for um so in this skit my friend graydon plays a instagram model turned rock climber okay um and a lot of the joke is that he's just he doesn't actually he's not like a good rock climber it's just like b-roll of him like we're like under this bridge at a park and you know how under the bridges like the big like things of rocks like leading up under the bridge?
Starting point is 00:01:46 Yes, yeah. That's what he's climbing. Okay, so you climb with your feet. Exactly, yeah. And so in the interview, there's this central focus of this thing, he mentions, or Oliver, my friend,
Starting point is 00:01:58 who's interviewing him is like, so was there anything else in your childhood that sparked this love for rock climbing? He's like, yeah. My grandma actually was just like a slab of granite just like and so i cut to a selfie of graden with his grandma who is a slab of granite so i said slab of granite slab of granite to download wow yeah that's why i call her grand mock
Starting point is 00:02:17 in the in the video yeah it's like we call it granny granite yeah oh nice yeah you already thought of that joke? Dang it. Hey, Rachel's home. Hey, Rach. You weren't going to drink those oat milk lattes from Costco, were you? No.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Did you try them? Yeah, they were good. They were okay. Just okay? Yeah. Well, Brad and Tymon love them. Oh, good. So how does that make them feel?
Starting point is 00:02:44 You guys can keep drinking them. I like them. I like them. Well, Brad and Tymon love them. Oh, good. So how does that make them feel? You guys can keep drinking them. I like them. I like them. Yeah. I would say, I would say. Six and a half. Six and a half, ten. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Yeah. Five to six and a half. As a non-coffee person, pretty good, which takes a lot. So yeah, five. Five, six. And there's collagen in it. Collagen. What is collagen?
Starting point is 00:03:01 Collagen does something with your nails, right? Nails, skin, hair. Oh my gosh. Look at my skin. Whoa. It's all intact my hair looks incredible the back here thank you Rachel
Starting point is 00:03:13 are you joining this episode? what do you need me for? to start the theme song introduce us to the theme song alright let's get into the theme song now oh thank you Like, introduce us to the theme song. All right, let's get into the theme song now. Oh! Thank you.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat, too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet because this is Ghost from the Spot, guys. Ghost from the Spot, guys. Everybody morning, we're taking round. Ghost of the theme song now.
Starting point is 00:03:55 We're out. Here, yeah, here. You want to transition back to the episode now? We're back from the theme song. Thank you, Rachel. And this is brought to you by Good Ranchers. American Meat Delivered, right? American Meat Delivered.
Starting point is 00:04:10 It's not a huge deal, but it's American Meat, and they're our title sponsors. That's that. That's been Slab of Granite. Slab of Granite. We should look at a time in Serp history more often. Also, what's ball a chair? That's going to come up.
Starting point is 00:04:28 If we're looking at what's on my algorithm. That's going to come up later. It's a surprise tool we'll use later. This could be great to keep Tymon around. As he goes on to bigger and better things, we're like, yes, Mr. and Mrs. Imch, Tymon does have more opportunities, but how many of these people are going to check his search history like we are?
Starting point is 00:04:47 That's right. Is Hollywood going to check his search history? No. Accountability. We are doing that. Yes. Anyway, what's up, dude? Hey, dude.
Starting point is 00:04:59 How you doing? Good. Good. This Friday, last Friday when you're listening to this, which is everyone except for Brad and Diamond. Rachel, maybe. And maybe Rachel. Earshot is when I performed back at Rachel's old high school up in Iowa. Dyke.
Starting point is 00:05:17 That's what I think of every time I think of the EI intro from Nelly. Dyke. It's the town of Dyke. The school is called Dyke New Hartford. And it's going to be fun. I'm excited. I haven't performed in a while, so it's kind of, I wish I had maybe been out on the road
Starting point is 00:05:33 last weekend or something, but I'm fine riding a dyke. But I'm excited. This past weekend when Rachel was gone, I started prepping a little bit on it and started writing some material specifically for this audience which I like to do anyway but I was also like this is a special opportunity to like not only these people what I've been told a lot of people are going to be like adults there it's a fundraiser but they're also going to like
Starting point is 00:06:02 know the coop family either really well or at least somewhat well yeah yeah yeah and they're gonna know the area they'll know about his trailer being missing yeah it's i'm like man i should be taking advantage of like very intricate jokes like you go to birmingham alabama yeah i could do a couple jokes about the the lawyer that's on every billboard because everyone knows that but this like i should talk about when they made the dollar general yeah like specific stuff yes i have multiple chuck Grassley jokes. Yeah. Cause I already have a joke in my set about how, you know, I grew up in one of those towns, like one stoplight, one Democrat. And then when they laugh at that, I'm like, we just want too many for Chuck Grassley. I think I'll say
Starting point is 00:06:37 that. And I've been doing this new bit about pickleball, which is going okay. I need to make it better. But one of the jokes I do that people seem to enjoy is and you play if you've played pickleball you know like the people playing pickleball are so old and they play all day they're they're so old they don't know when to quit they're like congressmen and then and then i think i'll say except for chuck grassley he's cool he's he's stick around as long as he needs to uh so yeah mentioned chuck plenty um but yeah i feel like i have to mention dyke so my plan let me go to my notes here uh i want to do this whole story like for the most part made up story but talk about how um so yeah as part of my childhood like i didn't date much growing up i didn't date in middle school didn't date in high school and i could tell my dad was getting a little worried
Starting point is 00:07:22 he was like you know i was trying to raise a baseball player. I didn't want him to be a switch hitter. Yeah. But you know, he does the best thing he could think of. He sends me to Southwest Baptist university, still nothing, no fiance,
Starting point is 00:07:36 no girlfriend. At age 31, I finally call him and I say, dad, I did it. I finally have a girlfriend. He's like, what's his name? I'm like, ha ha. Okay. She's, she, I did it. I finally have a girlfriend. He's like, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:07:45 I'm like, ha ha. Okay. She's, she's a real girl. You would love her. He's like, okay, I believe you. Uh, where's she from? Dyke. Dyke?
Starting point is 00:07:55 Dyke? And, um. That's good. I think people get a kick out of that. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. So. Cause I'm sure it's the punchline to every other town around there.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Yeah. You know what I mean? And at the same time though, I think they are a little bit used to it. Exactly. It's like when the gas station used to be called Come and Go. Yeah. It's like other people hear about that and they make jokes. No problem.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Yeah. But it's like, oh, that's just the gas station. Like I grew up going to Black Bob Elementary School. Oh, yeah. And I thought twice about Black Bob. Yeah. That's a funny name for an elementary school. You go to a place called Black Bob.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Yeah. We met him at the Come and Go one time and we said, yeah, you want an elementary school named You go to a place called Black Bob. Yeah. We met him at the Cummingo one time, and we said, yeah, you want an elementary school named after you? That would happen a lot, both in college and in Kanakuk. You meet people, I think especially in college, but you meet people and you learn their name, and you give them an immediate nickname that seems so obvious to you. Sure. And they're like, whoa, no one's ever called me that. No one's ever called you that? It's because when you grow up with people, it's like, that's just your name. Yeah. Your name's just,
Starting point is 00:08:47 you know, Henry Dittler. Like, no one's ever called you Hitler. No one ever thought of that. No one's ever called you Hitler. Does that ring a bell? I feel like that was happening
Starting point is 00:08:57 all the time in college. Oh, just like, yeah. Yeah. Or, or the opposite where it's like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:09:02 you're just so used to a nickname that it's not weird to you either. True. That's tree bark. That's just what we always call them. Or even Tymon's name is just so original. I don't know any other Tymons, but now, I'll mention, yeah, we have this producer, editor, Tymon.
Starting point is 00:09:18 His name's Tymon? I'm like, oh yeah, that is weird. I don't know. It's not weird to me. That's kind of weird. So yeah. Yeah. I'm sure there's other examples. I know that, uh, not Canna Cook, but Pine Cove. Oh yeah. Their whole thing is like, they don't call each other by their names. They, they all get a nickname at like the very beginning of the summer. And it's like their nickname forever. And I always think that's, I would not like that because if I did not get a
Starting point is 00:09:44 nickname, I like, like if I, if I got, you know, buddy Fufu as my miracle whip. Yeah. I'm like, I'd be, I'd be okay with not that something else. Not that miracle whip. I'm a mayonnaise guy. I'm real mayonnaise. I don't even like miracle. I don't, I don't want to eat a sandwich. Like every time you eat a sandwich, oh, there he goes. There he goes. It's turkey and mustard. Yeah, mustard is my only condiment on here, dude. It's hard trying to compare mutual friends
Starting point is 00:10:14 with someone who went to Pine Cove. It's actually very annoying. Dude, I had freedom to work at Pine Cove. Well, Pine Cove's pretty big. Which one? Pine Cove South? Yes, it was Pine Cove South. What was his name?
Starting point is 00:10:21 Oh, we only had nicknames. Isaac. Do you know what his nickname was? Squanto? Was it maybe? Tooth enamel? I was good friends with Tooth enamel. Do you know him?
Starting point is 00:10:31 Do you ever bring that up? Can you imagine like some kid, I mean, because Pine Cove, just like Kid Akag is a Christian camp where these counselors are like pouring into these kids, teaching them about Jesus. And some kid in their testimony is going to... Because they don't even know their names, right? That's the thing, yeah. They're going to be like, I remember when I was 13 years old. I was in a rough spot.
Starting point is 00:10:52 I was in a vulnerable spot. My parents had just gotten divorced. And my gosh, did Tuba Toothpaste just get me through that hard time. Toothpaste was there for me. Tuba Toothpaste! And yeah, I had other counselors you know i i had u.s treasury and i had broomstick but they weren't like tuba toothpaste i remember when flash drive was leading worship that one night oh there wasn't a dry eye in there man oh i never i remember i used to used to have a crush on beard clippings,
Starting point is 00:11:26 but Toothpaste led me in the right direction. That was a distraction. And then rye bread's in the corner just being like, I'm going to pray for you for the rest of my life every single time. I'm like, that's why you are rye bread. That's what
Starting point is 00:11:41 makes rye bread rye bread. You can't even reconnect with your counselor later in life. You don't know their name. I would love to invite them to my wedding. I want to connect with them. And it's like, I don't know. You saved me. You gave me eternal life.
Starting point is 00:11:54 But unfortunately, your name is Slickback. So that sucks. Yeah. Just, oh, yeah. Just gift card. Oh, man. Oh, gift card. Gift card. Gift card was awesome awesome gc i would love to grant them a gift card yeah yeah so yeah that's interesting but anyway yeah i gotta do a lot of jokes about iowa i think a lot of jokes about steve coop gotta or at least a few a handful
Starting point is 00:12:20 i'm gonna kind of make up a story about when i asked him for his blessing and just do a few jokes like i remember asking steve for his blessing and just do a few jokes. I remember asking Steve for his blessing and he said, yeah, for what? Or something like that. You know, and some farming jokes.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Because he works at the high school or middle school? Worked at the high school. Worked? Yes, he used to work at Dyke New Hartford High School,
Starting point is 00:12:40 retired for a little bit and then went to another school and then retired from there. Double Dippage. Yeah. Nice. Grundy County.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Grundy. Oh, I've heard of that. High school. I've heard them talk about that. Good farmland. So, okay. Paint me a picture of where this event's going to be. We got auditorium.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I think high school auditorium. Okay. And I think they redid it recently. Cool. Looks like it from the outside. Nice. Fun, dude. Are you the one performer?
Starting point is 00:13:08 Dude, do I not tell you this? The people opening opening up for me it's like a local improv group is opening for me you should get in there awesome it'd be very good could be very bad i think i'll i should be a part of it a little bit that'd be so fun i've always wanted to improv but i don't think i'm gonna ever do it unless somebody else says hey go do improv exactly that's what's with canica because like i don't think I need to do the skits. Unless you want me to. I will be in it if you want me to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if that's for me.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I don't think I'm going to take a night out of my week for six weeks to go do improv class. But I think if the opportunity presents itself, it's like, Brad, get in there. Okay. I don't know how you can do it, Gouda. Yeah, prompt the thing, and I'll try to make it funny. Oh, you'd do great. I mean, that's what we just did with Pine Cove stuff. It would be amazing.
Starting point is 00:13:46 I remember growing up watching Whose Line Is It Anyway, thinking that was amazing. But then even in high school, like I found old journals and stuff where I did want to do something with comedy, but it was never stand-up. So it's like, oh, improv is definitely my strong suit. I don't see a world where I could succeed
Starting point is 00:13:58 in stand-up comedy. Improv just seems more like our speed. Yeah. And I think that's why I gravitate towards crowd work. But yeah, I hope they are great. We are doing a live event that's going to be somewhat improv comedy in April. That's true. You and me.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Just met with Brother Ray. Brother Ray. Father Ray. Yeah, we're doing a little marriage event here in town for a church, which will be fun. A little tandem time. A little tandem time. Yeah, that will be fun. Okay, so it's the improv group
Starting point is 00:14:25 and then you. Yeah, I think I go for 45 minutes. Okay. And yeah, I got to try to sprinkle in plenty of new jokes, both about Iowa and the area, Rachel, the family. I remember Rachel
Starting point is 00:14:39 was just telling me this week, she's like, I can't wait for that one joke you're going to do. Because I think I debuted this joke at F12 when Rachel's parents were there. I talked about how there's a lot of pros and cons to Rachel. And like pros, she has a beautiful mother.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Cons, she looks just like her dad. Yeah, yeah. I'm so excited to tell that joke. Oh, they're going to, because it's true. I mean, both things are true. Angie's beautiful. Rachel has the exact same eyes as her dad. Like they are, they're identical.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Like she is the woman version of your dad. Rachel was telling me this past weekend when she was home, Steve was talking about it. He was like, you know, Jake was right. And Angie, I don't think it's a bad thing. He was trying to justify it. I think he's just saying it's just a different kind of beauty, Rachel. Obviously, Jake chose Rachel partially because she's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:15:20 He's not just like, you know what? I'll settle for her. Like the way Steve looks. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes I'll just notice myself gazing at Steve. I mean, Tommy's not bad. Yeah, he's not bad. Duh.
Starting point is 00:15:38 So, yeah, I got to do a play of that. And then I think I'm going to just straight up test out new jokes just to mix it up fill time like i for getting married this past year i do a surprising few amount of jokes about marriage so i was like i'm gonna do some wedding registry jokes try to tell jokes about how i think you told that story the podcast how we returned the bar stools my mom got me and then he messed up and my mom was like why did i get an email and my bar stools were refunded i don't know that's a glitch in the system i don't know how that happened and then you tell some stories about that and just wedding registry in general just like how like you know what a time where you you the only time in life
Starting point is 00:16:14 where you get to register for all the things you want or in rachel's case you register for all the things that you already have but want a cuter version of i was 31 i already had forks but apparently with mine quote the vibes were off yes something like that and perfect after the wedding how rachel tells me okay now it's time to return a lot of these things that we asked for like you got everything you asked for and now you've changed your mind like when is this going to happen with me is there a return policy on husbands um no it's not a policy. You just have to change everything about yourself. Just mix up.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Change up the vibe. And then I want to try to do some jokes about how... I'm sure I've told the story on the podcast, or at least to you. The time back in the day, I went on a date with that girl. It's a true story where she said she'd been in three separate texting and driving accidents.
Starting point is 00:17:02 She totaled three cars from texting and driving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, why don't I tell that story on stage? Like, that's amazing. And yeah, just try to figure out something of like... Make it connect to like where, yeah, I dated this girl, and then it's actually Rachel. That could be kind of funny.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yeah, I think it should be something like, I ended the date right then and there and told her, you know what, just text me when you get home. Not a moment sooner. Not a moment sooner. And only once you get home. It was a long drive. She had to drive all the way back to Iowa. There you go. Dang, that's good. Thanks. Improv. Let them watch. Let them watch.
Starting point is 00:17:39 That's gonna be you and me, man, bantering back and forth, man. You bring it, I'll bring it, man. That'll be fun. I'm excited to hear how it goes, man, bantering back and forth, man. You bring it, I'll bring it, man. That'll be fun. I'm excited to hear how it goes, man. I always say that when I'm playing pickleball with Scott because he's just so much better than all of us now. I say, hey, I dink, you dunk.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Love it. I will just get by and don't mess up. You put them away. 100%. Yeah, you stay consistent. You're the nice little jabs. You go ahead and you roundhouse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:08 A lot of defense. Yeah. I'll dribble, you shoot. I'll pitch, you catch. I'll bump, you spike. I don't know. That's good. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:18:27 I had kind of a jarring experience the other day. It was only jarring because it happened at Chick-fil-A. Anywhere else, I'd be like, that's life. That's fine. I don't care. Was that one of those Chick-fil-A's that has two lanes to order? Maybe most of them do these days. They're really pushing the mobile through. Dude, I went to the mobile through. That's a different story. Okay. It's a great time, by the way. Have you been there? No, I always forget. I'm like, oh, yeah, Mobile Thru. There's everybody in that line. I should Mobile Thru.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Dude, first, well, let's go to the Mobile Thru first. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. I went to the Mobile Thru at Chick-fil-A Lenexa. Our favorite Chick-fil-A, we'll say. Just open back up. We know the owners, so yeah, we love them. I think my Mobile Thru experience was no faster than going through the drive-thru really i mean it's great you scan a little qr code you're right there in line but i don't feel
Starting point is 00:19:10 like i was like whoa this is so fast like tsa pre-check anything no oh i still had to take your shoes yeah the proverbial shoes 100 had to get my laptop out that was weird that they asked scanning my retina? I thought that was pre-checked or clear. Anyway, but no, I was at a different Chick-fil-A. Went to two this week. Not trying to brag. Not bad, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:35 And yeah, it went from two lanes to one. And it was one of those things like, just like when you're in two lanes, you're going to one. You see somebody go in front of you and you think, okay, my turn's next. Give and take. You pitch, I catch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:50 When the time comes for that little space to be open, I'm going. You don't expect it at Chick-fil-A, Jake. You expect everyone at Chick-fil-A to just be Southwest Baptist University, Dyke New Hartford type people. All of a sudden, the person pretty aggressively that was supposed to go after me just zoomed in front of me. That ain't right. I gave him a thumbs down. I said, no way.
Starting point is 00:20:13 No way. What is this? It was just one of those like small things. I was like, I'm just too upset with you right now. I mean, I don't know what to say. That is a bummer, especially at Chick-fil-A. Yeah, it was one of those things. If it happened at Popeye's, okay, no problem. I understand. I don't know what to say. That is a bummer, especially at Chick-fil-A. Yeah. It was one of those things. If it happened at Popeye's, okay, no problem. I understand.
Starting point is 00:20:27 I don't want any trouble. I know. Exactly. I'm not trying to get into the altercations here. I'll lock my windows. I'll roll them up when people are still talking to me like Tymon does. But when it's Chick-fil-A, it's just like you expect better. Come on. If anything, you'd expect the person that was supposed to go in front of me to let me go first or something like that yeah that's yeah you'd assume like they're waving me i'm like no it's your turn no seriously or maybe that person like zoomed in front of me to pay for my meal or something like that did they no and let me tell you dude i was
Starting point is 00:20:58 trying to be healthy so i had grilled grilled sandwich whatever that's a racket, dude. My grilled sandwich meal costs more than two of my kids' kids' meals. That's the problem with America. It costs to be healthy. Boy, does it, Jake. Did any of these things, the drive-thru experience, the cutting incident, the cost of eating a grilled chicken sandwich,
Starting point is 00:21:20 were any of these things happening when George Bush was president? Nope. What about now? Yep. Yep. Trying to figure out where you're going with this. That's it. Okay. Biden's America. Biden's America. Yeah, it is Biden America. It's an election year,
Starting point is 00:21:36 so anything can happen. Who are you voting for? I'll probably go independent. Yeah. Not Robert Kennedy, just like I will find like an independent candidate. Indie. Like an undiscovered artist. Okay. You? Trump, probably.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. I don't know. Yeah. I think I had a dream about DeSantis recently. That's it. You think? Well, yeah, because I don don't know have you seen that stat
Starting point is 00:22:07 before like 60 seconds after your dream you've already forgot 50 of it five minutes after your dream you forgot 90 of it yeah so i haven't seen that that must happen while i'm sleeping because i never remember anything bro just today just this morning katherine and i waking up having a little you know cuddle time a little talky time and she recounts recalls tells me four different dreams she had last night four and i'm like i don't think i had a single one yeah how yeah how are you remembering like she's like i had this one i was in the hospital i had this one i was at a cafeteria with elissa bethke i had this i was like what what do with elissa bethke i had this i was like what what do you how how do you remember all of them i think i remember one dream every couple weeks genuinely i think it means you're sleeping good this is my new theory i think so
Starting point is 00:22:55 because like i think the nights i remember my dream are nights i like got up to go to the restroom or like got hot in the middle of the night like if you're waking up those are the moments you remember your dream. So Catherine's probably waking up maybe and that's why she was remembering them. But I forgot about this and I'm glad we're bringing this up because I forgot to write this down to talk about the podcast. I don't know what Rachel's
Starting point is 00:23:15 dream was about, but I could tell you what she said when she first woke up this morning. She just wakes, I could tell her she's kind of waking up and so I start rubbing her back she goes hey mom
Starting point is 00:23:27 nothing like that has ever happened before mom not even dad like not even hey mom hey mom that was wild
Starting point is 00:23:41 and then she went back to sleep a little bit afterwards I was like I wonder if she's gonna remember that and then I woke her up a second if she's going to remember that. And then I woke her up a second time.
Starting point is 00:23:46 She's like, mom, like joking, like knowing she said that earlier. But yeah, that was fun. I just remembered, I don't think I had,
Starting point is 00:23:54 this was a dream, but I think we've talked about this before. There's so many times where I wake up thinking I have the greatest comedy thing, comedy idea ever. And so I wrote it down in slab of granite, Rob, slab of granite. It was essentially, I don't know. And so I wrote it down. Slab of granite, Rob DeSantis. Slab of granite.
Starting point is 00:24:07 It was essentially, I don't know. Oh, I just wrote down progression of standing up for people to pass you at a sporting event. In other words, we'd make a short video of the first time someone lets me by. Like, yeah, no problem. No, you're good. Yeah, yeah. And then eventually, you're just so mad about it.
Starting point is 00:24:22 In my head, waking up this morning at 6.45, I thought, What's better than this? My gosh, we're going to be wealthy. People are going to know us for that video. Catherine, buy the curtains. I got a great idea. Yeah, Bo, as many Tootsie Rolls as you want, brother. That's good.
Starting point is 00:24:43 How do we get time for that? Chick-fil-A mobile drive-thru anyway it's not right man yeah just the the grilled chicken sandwich also the grilled chicken and chick-fil-a is just not that good so i think i'm just gonna not eat chick-fil-a as often and when i do i'm just gonna send it yeah you know it's like be healthy or be unhealthy don't don't try to go to chick-fil-A to be healthy. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good point.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Make someone at home really healthy or go to Chick-fil-A and have a good time. Make good ranges at home. Have my zero calorie coffee from Main Street Roasters. Do you want to talk about it? I will if you will. You go first. You show me first. You roast me first.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Tyman, you show me first. Why didn't we sponsor the roast by Main Street Roasters, by the way? Oh, wow. Retroactively sponsored. Retroactively. Find your roast joke. Find your roast joke. Say them now. Tyman, you're homeschooled.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Boom. Roasted. Boom. Roasted. No shred of masculinity. Boom. Roasted. Brad, voting for trump boom roasted
Starting point is 00:25:46 so that's been the roast by major roasters um they make coffee they roast it you're starting to get it now yeah i thought so now slowly open your eyes you're looking at two guys who drink mainstream roasters.com how many people have we seen out there that are like, Brad, Jake, Tymon now, kind of. You guys really affect our lives. You guys really bring joy to our lives. Please help understand that these sponsors, Mainstreet Roasters specifically, is a huge reason that we're able to have so much fun on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Yes. And so therefore, if you love us, please love them. Buy their stuff. Be a regular customer. Subscribe to them. Buy their stuff. Be a regular customer. Subscribe to them. Do whatever you can to support this business. They're a small business. They're not like some massive empire that is like,
Starting point is 00:26:34 yeah, we'll throw a few bones, go straight away. It's like, no, I think we're the one podcast they're sponsoring. The one thing they're doing like this because they love us. So we want to love them back. Yeah. I was just on the phone last night with Nathan Coley. Okay. Ghosty, fan, friend, stud.
Starting point is 00:26:52 He has edited some G-Short stuff for us back in the day. He makes all the Ghosts of Artist thumbnails for us currently. He's also recently been hired to be our Friday Pickleball short form editor. All that to say, we're on the phone. We're chatting about editing stuff. He's like, by the way, I just want to ask, how are things going? How's the podcast and everything?
Starting point is 00:27:08 And last time on the phone, I told him, I was like, dude, having these long-term sponsors like Major Roasters, Good Rangers, has been very nice. Yeah. A big blessing. Yes. Yeah, that's how we feel about Major Roasters. I hope you guys would feel similarly. And a little transit of property in your life.
Starting point is 00:27:24 You like Ghost Runners. Ghost Runners like Main Street Roasters. Therefore. If then, then that. Yeah. You like Main Street Roasters. It will literally bring you warmth if you buy Main Street Roasters. And keep it in the sun or roast it in a coffee machine.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah, I wasn't thinking about sunning the roaster. Yes, yeah. Ice tea. GRKC. Get a little discount. Yeah, 10% off. Go crazy. Yes. Ice tea. GRKC. Get a little discount. Yeah. 10% off. Go crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Fun. What's it like to trade crypto on Kraken? Let's say I'm in a state-of-the-art gym surrounded by powerful looking machines. Do I head straight for the squat rack? I could, but this gym has options like trainers, fitness pros, spotters to back me up. That's crypto on Kraken. Powerful crypto tools backed by 24-7 support and multi-layered security. Go to kraken.com and see what crypto can be.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Non-investment advice. Crypto trading involves risk of loss. See kraken.com slash legal slash ca dash pru dash disclaimer for info on Kraken's undertaking to register in Canada. What does possible sound like for your business? It's having the spend to power your scale with no preset spending limit. Redefine possible with Business Platinum. That's the powerful backing of American Express.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Terms and conditions apply. Visit amex.ca slash business platinum. We still got a lot of fun stuff to talk about. This is a great episode. This feels like a good one. Yeah. I think Rachel being here at the beginning really set the tone. Always.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Thanks. Thanks, bud. Thanks, Buster. Should we do a game or should we do the new segment uh game okay game this past weekend rachel and i switched cars uh so i am in her car and my phone is connected via carplay by the way don't really like carplay i like a lot of things that apple does but carplay is not good what do you dislike about it the uh like spotify interface is garbage the delay awful is it oh it's the bluetooth car bluetooth carplay yeah dude you got to plug in very long delay i know i like makes
Starting point is 00:29:17 you think you didn't press the button at all i was so excited about my truck having wireless carplay yeah thinking like like that was a not a deal breaker for me, but I was like, I'm kind of excited about this newer version. Carry on top. Yeah. Wireless carplay. I used it once and I was like, this is not as good.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Yeah. Like if Spotify is up, there goes all your navigation. I would like a split screen maybe. Like, anyway, didn't enjoy the experience. So,
Starting point is 00:29:40 but also Rachel's in my car listening to my Spotify in my car. So I can't listen to my Spotify in her car. No problem. We'll turn on the radio. When's the last time you guys listened to the radio? Do I like the radio? I'm a talk radio guy.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Okay. I was in a music mood. Every once in a while, Sunday morning, it's like, hey, it's time to be extra spiritual on the way to church. Hey, 88.5. Life 88.5. Hey, love. You know, whatever. On the episodes I'm on right now on Ghost Hunters, you.5. Life 88.5. Hey, love. You know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:30:05 On the episodes I'm on right now on Ghost Hunters, you've been listening to Top 40. Have I? That's so funny. That's funny. Yeah. No, I haven't listened to like, or sometimes I'll listen to the radio
Starting point is 00:30:16 during Christmas season. Oh, okay. That's fun. Yeah. Like when you're seeing Christmas lights and they have like an AM radio. Like turn it to 1440 if you want to listen to our Christmas light music.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I'm pretty much always tuned to a radio because I have like the fake Bluetooth thing. Yes. That's a great little device. That works so well. Yeah. Mind-bogglingly well. Mind-bogglingly well.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Incomparable. Yeah, I had one of those in the truck as well. So really just two things about the radio. One, so hard to find a station playing music because it's all commercials, which I don't blame them. The radio industry is dying. get those ads when you can get them i get it but that was very annoying it's like every single station is on a commercial if it's not a commercial it's people talking i finally found a radio station playing music and it was an olivia rodrigo song um and i
Starting point is 00:31:00 think the song was called get it back get Get Him Back, something like that. Get him back. Get back. Get back. No, it's more like School of Rock, like Step Off. Get back. Get back. Yeah, it's like that. I don't know. Get back?
Starting point is 00:31:15 I don't know. Get back. I'm not cool enough. And I listened to the song, and I was like, you know, when Olivia Rodrigo first came out with music, Brad. Die. Die. You'll be just fine in improv class.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I like Driver's License. I like this. Wow, if this is your first song, this is going to be great. Like some of our other songs. Turns out one of them was pretty close to Paramore. Got sued pretty heavily for it. But hey, it's all right. Her specifically, she's been in a lot of trouble with that has she a lot of like potential lawsuits with like copying songs the uh
Starting point is 00:31:50 oh good for you that one sounded so much like that paramore song i i she oh good for you that's olivia rodrigo yes i thought that like the same exact melody in the same genre as Paramore. She's very rocky now. Or like, yeah. Very like almost like punky a little bit. Got some Avril right there. She likes to talk sing. So this is where the game is at because I listened to the song and I was like,
Starting point is 00:32:18 whoa, this is, Driver's License was awesome. This is, so we're just going to play a game where, similar to like the Ted Lasso game, we've got some real Olivia ted lasso game we've got some real olivia rodrigo lyrics and we've got some that i've made up okay all right i want you guys to try to decide if this is real or not remember back in the day at k-life when it was book of lamentations versus taylor swift yes great game psalms or beaver yeah that was another one all right all right here we go another song another club another club, another bar, another dance.
Starting point is 00:32:46 And when he said something wrong, he'd just fly me to France. I happen to know that is a real lyric. Oh, spoil it then. All right, Tymon. Next time, just let me guess first. Tymon wins. 1-0. Okay, Tymon.
Starting point is 00:33:01 You go first next time, please. I'm going to say... You know what? I'm not i'm gonna think that's jake jake made that up nice try tymon good guess bud playing was right though dang it okay um and and when i told him how he hurt me he'd tell i sorry and when i told him how he hurt me he'd tell me i was tripping but i I am my father's daughter, so maybe I could fix him. Gosh.
Starting point is 00:33:29 That sounds like your Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or something. Don't tell me I was tripping. I was saying my father's daughter. I'm a father's daughter. I'm a father's daughter. So I could fix him. That is, that's also Livvy. It is. I'm not sure. daughter. I could fix him. That is... That's also Livy.
Starting point is 00:33:47 It is? I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry. I spoiled it. Sorry, Ty. Livy Rodrigo. Good job, guys.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Yeah, I'm sorry, Livy Rodrigo. All right. Let's see. I want to kiss his face with an uppercut. I want to meet his mom and tell her that her son sucks. I just keep thinking of Fresh Prince now. I'll do it one more time. I want to kiss his face with an uppercut.
Starting point is 00:34:27 I want to meet his mom, tell her that her son sucks. I'm also imagining how much fun you and Rachel would have making this game. Yeah, drive to Iowa on Friday. We got to do this. This is so Rachel's humor right here. All this kind of like... Guess what? That is...
Starting point is 00:34:49 Do you know, Tymon? I do. Okay, it's Olivia Rodrigues. Yeah, shoot. Stupid. We've spoiled it every time so far. I do know. I was with Jake.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah, I'm 100% positive. I've heard all of Olivia's songs, and I know that was Jake. Yeah, I'm 100% positive. I've heard all of Olivia's songs, and I know that was Jake. Oh, man. All right. Let's try to do one without spoiling it. I'm just going to shut up. And me, too.
Starting point is 00:35:14 That was Big Brain by Big Brain. Yeah, it was. It was. I think I literally was like, I can't say whether or not I know it, and then I still fell for it. That's funny. So funny.
Starting point is 00:35:26 All right, next one send the text make the call see if I care bet you won't play me in a game of truth or dare you're proud of that one but that was jakey I think it's jake too you guys are good he had an ego and a temper. Sorry. I had just taken a drink and I was like, time to sing. Yeah. He had an ego and a temper and a wondering eye. He said he's six foot two and I'm like, dude, nice try. I mean, this is a great game because I can go either way. Rhyming is nice.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I think it's Jacob one more time because you're going the right way. I think it's Jacob one more time. I'm going to say... I'm going to say Olivia. That was Olivia. And I did know that one. Nice, yeah. I think it's like one of the first lines of the song. Yeah. Great way to start a song.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Let's see. And I consoled you while you cried over your ex-girlfriend's new guy. My God, how could I be so stupid? You found a new version of me and I darn near started World War III. This was one of those. It's like, does that? Yeah, I kind of ride that ride, but that's Jake.
Starting point is 00:36:41 World War III is Jake. A B C C rhyme scheme. Nice. Uh, just, uh, I think I haven't heard it. that's Jake World War 3 is Jake A-A-B-C-C rhyme scheme nice just I think I haven't heard it so I think it's you that wasn't Olivia Rodrigo's song
Starting point is 00:36:52 really it was a different song so I don't know the melody of that one but that was like the stanza together was all of that interesting
Starting point is 00:36:59 I think darn near started World War 3 darn man zoinks zoinks that's me so I guess that part was darn. That was me. So I guess that part was me.
Starting point is 00:37:06 The darn was me. Thank you. Censorship. Okay. I think we have like two more. Okay. Wait, wait. I should just,
Starting point is 00:37:14 I think Brad should guess the next two in case I know them because it's hard to like, this is a hard game to play when I know some of them, you know? You're just too cool, man. All right. No, there's only one more.
Starting point is 00:37:21 All right, last one. If you, let me start over. If I scratch your back, there's only one more. All right. Last one. If you... Let me start over. If I scratch your back, then you'll scratch mine. But before you start, take the knife out first. Just... That's an ABC rhyme structure on that one. We have...
Starting point is 00:37:39 Take the knife out first. I mean... I don't know. I guess Olivia. That was me. I was going to say, do we really play this game and you only made up one of the seven? Nice. Yeah, I didn't need to make up too many.
Starting point is 00:37:59 They're all amazing. I had no idea. The whole time, basically? It was especially that one song, Get Him him back where it's a lot of just like Kind of talking at the end is like a misdirection I'm a punk girl is like how it ends every time and I'm like dude nice try I Yeah, I love I love driver's license honestly yeah, but like I can't stand the talk singing in her new stuff I met a guy in the summer and he left me in the spring I love driver's license, honestly. Yeah. But like, I can't stand the talk singing in her new stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:28 I met a guy in the summer and he left me in the spring. Yeah, that was one. Thought about putting it in. Yeah, it's so good. But I am my father's daughter, so I thought that I could fix him. Rock out! Is it kind of similar to like the Avril Lavigne stage of our lives? That was pre-secular music for me. So I kind of missed Avril Lavigne stage of our lives? That was pre-secular music for me. So I kind of missed Avril Lavigne.
Starting point is 00:38:48 I heard the Weird Al version constipated, but I never heard Complicated. Okay, okay. I know that one pretty well. You're not very familiar with that. No, sorry. That's okay. Older Sisters.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Yeah, exactly. I don't know. Actually, that was just me, I think. That was just that little stage. Michelle Branch, you me, I think. I had a little stage. Michelle Branch was great. That's fun, Jake. Thanks for the game. Yeah, Olivia.
Starting point is 00:39:11 She's great. Get her on the pod. Do you think we should? I would if she wanted to. Somebody asked us in one of my four lives I did yesterday, hey, would you collaborate with Tim Hawkins if he asked? And we said, yeah. Sure.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Of course. Why would we not what yeah anybody that wants to collab we'll clap come on let's do it I don't care especially the people who dm us and all they say are want to collab those are the ones that get me most excited want to collab and they're in the hidden requests and they look like they're uh just super like sketchy yes yeah we'll. We'll collab with him. Good on the pod. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Okay. Let's do another little segment. We're calling it What's on Your Algorithm? Yeah. I just think that's one of the most fun things about the internet is that it'll feed you
Starting point is 00:39:57 random things that are only for you. Every week. Or like only, you just assume like everyone knows about this thing. And it's like, no, you've never even heard of this guy or whatever. yeah i think sometimes i think the opposite way too it's like
Starting point is 00:40:08 i'm in my own little world i just watch my little videos and then someone else like oh yeah tony p like i watch this stuff too i'm like oh yeah i guess other people have access to him too yeah so either way fun well okay so let's do uh have you my on my algorithm personally right now have you heard about tyrese Halliburton? Does that? Yes. Yes. I had not heard of him until this week.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Okay. It's crazy. So first of all, he's an incredible basketball player for Indiana Pacers. He's like star. Yeah. Future. I think he's a future, like big, big name. Um, but he's got some quirks to him.
Starting point is 00:40:40 So let's go ahead and play the clip whenever you're ready there. Time. Um, Oh, Jake, I want to disconnect from Bluetooth. Oh boy. quirks to them. So let's go ahead and play the clip whenever you're ready there, Tom. Oh, Jake, I want to disconnect from Bluetooth. Oh, boy. Why do I do this stuff sometimes? While we're doing that, Tyrese Halliburton, the
Starting point is 00:40:55 name, great name. He's a pretty good name. Just too, I mean, it just sounds like you can't name a kid Tyrese Halliburton and be like, I don't know, he's going to be alright in life. I don't know, maybe an elementary school teacher? Mr. H. Mr. H, come on, Mr. H. Yeah, this clip is awesome.
Starting point is 00:41:13 But for us, I think that for so long after P and those guys left and Zabonis is a great player and they had other guys, but I think for the more casual basketball fan, it wasn't necessarily appealing. Post-basketball is not appealing unless it's Jokic or Joel or Shaq. You know what I mean? You have two different voices. I do.
Starting point is 00:41:33 People say that all the time. Did you hear? I didn't know if it was our microphone. I never catch it. I watch podcasts after and I'm like, dang, my voice changed. Mid-sentence. Did you guys? I wrote it down
Starting point is 00:41:45 two different voices wrote it down it just happened it just happens that way naturally sometimes it's pretty cool it's like uh you know lil wayne talked about how drake can sing and rap yeah he's like okay he can rap and then he can sing in the in the chorus if you need to you almost have that like you can you can accent yourself with the different voices you don't control it though no i don't i have no control over it it's so fascinating like how many other people are out there like that like i'm like borderline i've watched this probably 10 times now and every time i think is that like like altered or something his reaction is so genuine though
Starting point is 00:42:20 he's like did i do it again i always watch pocket like that's what sells it for me you not hear that it's such a a distinct... It's so different. So different. His, like, inner ear voice is the same constantly. It goes from this to more like this. Yeah. That's a great impression of him. I think we should do that. Post-basketball, it's not like
Starting point is 00:42:37 as appealing as, like, Jokic or... Jokic and beat out there. So, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just trying to dribble, dribble, shoot, you know. And So I don't know. I don't know. I'm just trying to dribble, dribble, shoot. And then I just pass it. There's another clip of him. Let's watch this other one.
Starting point is 00:42:53 I mean, it's just wild how he switches. I think I've handled it well, but I think just as athletes, as professional athletes in general. Getting distracted over here by somebody. Any other questions here for Tyrese? I'm done. All right. Okay. I'll answer your question. My bad. I don't know what's going on up here, but to answer your question, I think as professional athletes, we're human beings at the end of the day.
Starting point is 00:43:22 You know what I mean? So it's a bit, I think what you put off surface level is different than, you know, we're all humans. We all have emotions and good days and bad days. Can you imagine? That's a great running joke if he's doing that on purpose. Let's look up traditional wedding vows real quick. I'm just going to do some as. As Therese Halliburton?
Starting point is 00:43:42 Yeah. This is going to be a great clip. Let's see. I, Therese, take thee, Therese's wife, to be my wedded husband slash wife, to have an all from this day forward, for better or for...
Starting point is 00:44:06 I can't. It's very impressive. He's kept that up for years. It's hard to do. That's wild to do, man. Yeah. Yeah. How long has it been like this?
Starting point is 00:44:17 Ah, heck if I know. It'd be like if Patrick Mahomes all of a sudden just had a different voice. Yeah, he just talked like, I don't know. Hey, guys, we're not done, okay? What did you say? I said, we're not done. That's all I'm trying to say.
Starting point is 00:44:37 We're not done, guys. Come on. Heads in this. He just talks like his brother half the time. Yeah. Seriously, guys, we're not done we're going up to DNH later alright
Starting point is 00:44:51 my algorithm has fed me this guy that's the setup that's it you just click on his most recent video I don't even know what it is but I'm sure it's great Davis Clark for greatness today because it's great. Davis Clark.
Starting point is 00:45:07 For greatness today, because it's time to absolutely hammer some Excel spreadsheets locked in for greatness today, because it's time to absolutely hammer some Excel spreadsheets. That's all it is like six seconds. So yeah, this is my guy. This is my new obsession. It's not satire.
Starting point is 00:45:23 It's not a bit. He has grown a huge following in the last month. I wish I would have brought him up a month ago when I found him. Cause I swear I was like, he'd maybe had like 8,000 followers or something. It was like some, for some reason he came up my algorithm. I was like, this is hilarious. Like four times a day here, just go to the next one. He'll just post like, I never really cared about social media. And that's why I'll see me continue to pump the algorithm with some crazy content. Like, what what is that i don't even know what that means but everyone's just in on the joke like the comments are just bad bay to be an algorithm
Starting point is 00:45:55 who likes this guy oh that's not a nice one well then have you seen that new trend like you say like uh who likes this guy and then the reply is everyone. You reply to yourself really quickly. I gotcha. I haven't seen that. It says, who likes this guy? It's something I would never say. Davis is my glorious king. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I love, it's just a subtle thing. His caption is always exactly what he says in the video. Okay. So just click on any of them. Yeah. Big thanks to Tony P for being willing to play golf this year. It's going to be a ton of fun, and I'll be getting those reps at the driving range to get ready.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Let's go, people. Let's do another one. Just good hearted humor, man. I'm not about to be selling out for money. If someone wants a sponsorship, it better be in millions. I'm not on a rookie contract anymore. Send the Pat Mahomes money this way if you want it. He's kind of an interesting look and an interesting way of speaking.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Oh, he brought the fedora out. Click on one of the fedora videos. Got after the test this morning, and it hit hard, but I like to hit hard right back. I want to say a big thank you to everyone who supported me throughout the process, all the time it took, and everyone who's motivated me. All I can say is the results won't come out for another two months, so it's going to be a wait. Thank you to everyone who supported me throughout the process, all the time it took, and everyone who's motivated me.
Starting point is 00:47:07 All I can say is the results won't come out for another two months, so it's going to be a wait. But in the meantime, I'm just going to try and make good things happen in life. What's he talking about, his results? I don't know what test, some test for his work or something. He's got an Al Capone hat on. Every day, it's just like a 10-second clip. What's up, guys?
Starting point is 00:47:23 I'm locked in. Hope you're locked in. Let's go like a 10 second clip. Like, what's up guys? I'm locked in. Hope you're locked in. Let's go crush a Monday. Do you think you like him so much? Cause like your life is non-corporate and this guy's like as corporate as it gets. I think, yeah, probably. That's probably a little bit of it. Like, I don't even really understand
Starting point is 00:47:35 what he's talking about. It's just so funny to take Excel spreadsheets and just like get the absolute most out. I'm like squeezing every bit you can out of like what you're doing.. I love that he's posting online. It's awesome. It's 10 million views. Nerves through the roof this week
Starting point is 00:47:53 because like anyone, I deal with a lot of emotions and I'm just a regular person going through a crazy time right now. That's it. I want to save that one and just post it. Every time I'm a little bit like guys just post it. Everyone smile. Every time I'm a little bit like... Guys, I'm a regular human.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah, that's so funny. That comment says, his human impression is getting better. Yeah, he's like a robot. He really is. He just smiles every time he's not talking. But smile is not really a true smile. It's like kind of smile.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Is he smiling there, or is that just what way he looks like? His resting face. Yeah. Just teeth showing. Other comments. You would love Adderall. This one says, most intelligent skinwalker I've ever seen. I'm a regular person. Exactly what an irregular person would say.
Starting point is 00:48:40 So yeah, he's locked in. His name is Davis Clark. He's algorithm guy of the week that's funny timing what about you uh what's in my algorithm wow easy algorithm no um uh me and my friends made some fake podcast clips this is great uh i'll just click on one of them i don't even know if you guys will find them funny, but let's find out. All right. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Oh, there's a lot to take in already. Did you do a fake camcorder effect on this? Here's the thing. Okay, there's someone to explain. Yeah, satire. We recorded this on my friend Zach's new monitor setup. And we accidentally, so we had it set to just record straight to the monitor's ssd okay but it somehow included all of the information of the camera in the video
Starting point is 00:49:31 that's all we had just on accident it's on accident but yeah i guess it's like lean into it yeah kind of fun i don't know why it's so small now but okay so a fake podcast clip yes this is satirical found the other day you'll never believe who I saw. I saw our old friend, Ryan Brethauer. No, you're joking. And I married two kids. Crazy. So he's been married for like three or four years now. And I'm talking with him and I'm like, Ryan, do you miss that Balloture lifestyle at all?
Starting point is 00:49:54 No, not at all. No, you have to miss the Balloture lifestyle. That's what I'm saying. He says he absolutely loves being married. He said there was no aspect of that Balloture lifestyle that he misses. And so I thought we would just take a second. What are your favorite parts of your Balloture life right now? Balloture life for me, honestly, there's the three points of the triangle for the Balloture life for me.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Number one, drinks every night with the boys. Every night with the boys. Every night with the boys. You cannot miss it. You got to live that Balloture lifestyle. You got to listen to that Balloture music, have that Balloture job. I don't think I'll ever get married. You know, going to sleep at 3 a.m. and waking up at 7 for my 8 o'clock job at Hy-Vee.
Starting point is 00:50:25 And that's the other thing. You have those growth opportunities in the Balloture lifestyle. My wife's not holding me back. Right. I mean, I was able to go from Walmart to Dollar General to Walgreens and now to Hy-Vee. The third tip of the triangle for me, honestly, might be my favorite part. Lying alone in bed every single night. And crying.
Starting point is 00:50:41 And crying. And crying. Oh. It's just, it's that perfect ballature yeah puzzle yes it just seals it all sadness hidden in a false sense of maturity and strength right like I moved out at 18 I didn't go to college I don't know I mean I just love having that mind numbingly painful boring Saturday day after day I couldn't tell you which day was wednesday
Starting point is 00:51:05 friday saturday that's just that ballad you're live right oh man i think i need therapy yeah i love the the eye tracking that's in it too i didn't realize we're gonna get focus it's feedback on the camera to take in the audio levels yeah dude that's a really funny bit though it's just like perfect every way but you can't like pronounce bachelor right yeah just the for whatever reason the thing that got me the most was just the quick zach yeah right right yeah he's got a good podcasting voice he's got a great voice yeah great sound yeah that's really cool yeah you guys should definitely keep doing that that is so fun okay okay what's the next funniest one come on belly buttons speaking of exercise. Speaking of exercise, and you mentioned your core, I've been wondering, do you think there's any way that you can get rid of a belly button?
Starting point is 00:51:49 Oh, there's got to be a way. Like, surely. Okay, good, good. I'm pretty sure old people, like, they don't have a belly button. Right. I mean, it is a wound. Right, like a scab? Like a scab over?
Starting point is 00:51:57 It's just kind of like a scab, yeah. Like, because what's even for? Like, why is there a hole in my tummy? What happened in there? It's the blood. So, like, when you're a fetus, itus it brings the nutrients like and the blood into your body Right right cuz the mommy eats the food and we nibble off that and the umbilical cord just brings the the blood Yeah, right. So I mean it should what are you're you're hitting 20? I'm almost 21
Starting point is 00:52:15 So relatively they should start sealing here soon pretty soon You may have a little longer to go. I don't know. It's pretty hairy. Is that good? How much of this is improv versus like planned out? The topic is planned out. Maybe like a couple things to say. Everything else is improv.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Really? That's impressive. Yeah, I really thought maybe you just wrote all this out. Yeah. All right. There's one with time in it.
Starting point is 00:52:36 One more. All right. All right. Play the one with you in it. I've been thinking about this. What's the point of engagement rings? Okay, right?
Starting point is 00:52:42 You thought about this too? No, I mean, I'm thinking about getting one, but I'm like, I mean, that's thousands of dollars. Yeah, and how long is it going to be on her finger? Like three months? Well, that's like, everyone's like, you know, bigger gem, bigger gem, bigger gem. I mean, her hand's going to be dragging on the ground.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Like think about it. In the future, after the wedding, you're spending thousands more dollars on like practical things for your house. Well, and also like, I mean, like honeymoon and like vacations and stuff. Like I don't want to be in debt right off. Here's my thought. Spend that thousands of dollars or however much is on a practical gift she's actually going to use. Right. Like, I mean like aprons. Yeah. Like silverware. Silverware. Like pots and pans. Something she'll use. What? A coffee maker. Or even like knowledge. Like by our cooking class. Like something that she can actually use practically in the marriage. Like a back
Starting point is 00:53:20 scratcher. Head scratcher. Head scratcher. Dude, have you felt those things? That's better than any engagement ring. Massage chair. Dude. Just get down on one knee, you're holding the massage chair. I'm holding the massage chair. I mean, I would say yes. That's great, Tommy. The idea of the engagement ring, you can only wear it while you're engaged. That's really funny. I got a fork over three months salary
Starting point is 00:53:37 for a six-month ring? The misconception of an engagement ring is great. So that's what's on your algorithm, huh? That's what's on my algorithm. I can't believe you've had this and we're just not finding out about it. Everyone follow Ramen Talks Podcast. Okay, that's the thing. I don't like the name.
Starting point is 00:53:52 We made this account a long time ago when we were going to actually try to start a podcast. Oh, okay, that's fun. Do you have ideas for a name? Are you always going to be in a car? Or is that going to mix up? I like the idea of always being in a car. The car's fun.
Starting point is 00:54:05 You always have a studio. I mean, it's pretty easy to get a quiet studio that way. It's true. So yeah, something with the car. Comedians in cars. Has that been taken? It could be fun like... Eating ramen.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Like the name should take itself seriously, I feel like. Yeah. It's not like... You want to fool people into thinking this is a real podcast. Yeah. Ballot your life is a real podcast? Yeah. Ballot your life. That's funny. Flavorful conversations. Thought-provoking stories. Follow for fun, educational content.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Dude, that's so good. Thanks. Yeah, that's really fun. Under the Hood podcast. Behind the Hood. Behind the Wheel. Backseat Boys. Backseat. Ooh,seat oh backseat the backseat podcast dude because it's backstreet boys backseat boys back seats back backseat podcast i like that backseat drivers cool that's my algorithm i love it timon also on my algorithm i got really into
Starting point is 00:55:01 i think i told you this one time like for like 30 minutes one day on tiktok i just watched this guy play guitar yeah live stream played it so beautifully and now every other video i have on tiktok is a live stream of something yeah i'm like really push this guys i i maybe that's probably why i've been intrigued to do my own live streaming i don't know but it's like guys i don't want to watch all these random things there was one i got hooked for like 30 seconds i was like i can't believe i got hooked for this it was something oh it was like get rich quicks game and the guy made a lot of good points no no it was uh it was a massive uh bottle of coca-cola and they're like all right just one more just one more person in here and we're gonna put the mentos in it just one more person just one more person so i was like all
Starting point is 00:55:43 right i'll click it here get in here and uh i. Just one more person. So I was like, alright, I'll click in here and get in here. And I watched it for like 30 seconds. The guy was like, okay, okay, I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. Just one more person that gets in here. Just one more person. Just one more person. Okay, okay. I'm going to do it in just a second, guys. I'm going to do it in just a second. Okay, okay, okay. I got the Mentos right here. Just one more person. Just one more person in here.
Starting point is 00:55:59 And I was like, this. He's never going to do it. This guy's just getting followers that way. Retention hacking, yeah. Gosh darn it. Those are the people who truly have 15 minutes of fame it's like yes this works but no one wants to follow you for this kind of content yeah this works in the moment just one more person one more person i was talking to uh i did a little interview over the weekend uh someone asked me they said hey i'm doing a a research paper on christian content creators can i interview you this was like sure and then he was asking me about content creation and live streaming. And, uh, I wasn't thinking about what we've learned to do on Instagram since it
Starting point is 00:56:34 just came out. Well, it hadn't really come out on Instagram yet. So that's why it's innovative. And I was thinking more of like Twitch streaming and stuff. And I was like, if I was 10 years younger, I think I would be so into even 15 years. If I was in high school, I think I would be so into even 15 year if I was in high school I think I would be really in the live streaming. Yeah, because I think it is kind of a grind It's very hard to do it But I think it'd be so fun just like slowly build that and even as I've been learning more about chess It seems like chess has a very large audience in the live streaming like twitch community Really new it's like that would be so fun. People just want to watch other people do things they like play games yeah um so yeah i i think live streaming is very interesting
Starting point is 00:57:09 but i think we just we missed the the window a little bit for like actual like sorry sorry for like twitch gaming one day you're right you're right you're right we didn't miss it we didn't miss i'm gonna live stream right freaking now okay live streaming on the podcast what's uh let me do it on jean shorts or i'm gonna do ghost that one probably makes sense live at a title live streaming the podcast yep dot twitch.tv backslash ghosty time We're now live. And just like that, we are live. We're live. So you guys ask us some questions whenever you're ready.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Hey, guys. We're live. We're telling people, your followers. So when you start a live, they'll tell your followers that you're live. Not in the plan. Not in the plan. They'll tell your followers that you're live. So it'll give them a notification. So that's how people know. They got a notification. All the followers that are live.. Not in the plan. Tell your followers that you're live. It'll give them a notification, so that's how
Starting point is 00:58:06 people know they got a notification. All the followers of their life. Yeah, they get notifications. What's up, guys? We're here live on the broadcast. Timon's here. We just got a notification that we're live on the prod. You like that? Hey, there's Timon.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Hey. Ask us some questions for the broadcast. Hey, we just got a notification that Kirstie Swick is here. Love you guys. E-haney. This is what you do the whole time. You just respond to people. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:58:34 They just give you the content. Hey, what's up? Thank you for the bits. What's up, guys? W's in the chat for live streaming. Christina Lids joined. Hey, Christina. Thanks for the notification.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Thanks for the darts. Who else ran? Who else ran? Risk Comp. Alicia Lids joined. Hey, Christina. Thanks for the notifications. Thanks for the darts. Who else ran? Riskon. Valicia McConnell. 98. Good for her. Thanks for the bits. Loving all these lives. Ask us some questions. We're recording the podcast right now. Hey, thank you. We're recording the prod right now. Hatlink? Oh.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Baldwin. Does Baldwin even exist anymore? I don't know. Baldwin KC. When is Ghostbusters coming to Oklahoma? Pick a new question. See you Friday night, Jake, says Tim. Tim and Min 04. You think that's Tim Koop's burner account? Die.
Starting point is 00:59:19 See you Friday night. That's fun. Andrew Thurbus. Notification. Andrew Thurbus is here on the broadcast. Andrew Thurbus. We were just talking about you on the broadcast. Yeah. Hey. Andrew Thurbus. Notification. Andrew Thurbus is here on the broadcast. Andrew Thurbus. We were just talking about you on the broadcast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Hey, Andrew. Hey, Dandrew. Hope you have good shampoo. This is how it goes every time. It's amazing. Come on, Jake. So what's up? If you could do a Ghostbusters comedy tour, what would it look like?
Starting point is 00:59:44 That's a fun question. We've looked into this. We don't really have enough fans. We've tried to make a tour work. It's just hard to, it's hard to justify being gone too much with making $300 for one, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:58 that's not even really exaggerating. Like that's what the financials look like. Cause we don't have that many fans. You know, if we go to even a city like Chicago, I mean, what do we sell? Maybe 75, 100 tickets?
Starting point is 01:00:09 And then we got to get all the way to Chicago, and then we got to pay people to set it all up. And Chicago ain't cheap. Gas ain't free. So I think what makes more sense, Brad, tell them the new strategy. Live streams. Sending notifications. Notifications.
Starting point is 01:00:27 I think partnering with churches in these cities, like these major cities where we have fans anyway, Chicago, Salt Lake City, Dallas, whatever, but partnering with churches there who want to put on a fun event for their church. We do a comedy night there. The church pays us a flat fee to come. Hello. And we also get to invite ghosties.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Best of both worlds. You can invite ghosties. You can notify with a notification. The ghosties will get notifications from the church bulletin. Yeah, I just got a notification. Lucy Mann's here. Lucy Mann!
Starting point is 01:00:52 How's it going? Lucy Mann, come on the podcast. Come on the podcast sometime. You live in Kansas City. Come on. Yeah. Can we do a Ghost Hunters group cruise? Hold on.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Sorry, I just thought of something. How is Lucy Mann? Let her see timing. Let her watch. Whoa, whoa, I just thought of something. How old is Lucy, man? Let her see Tymon. Let her watch. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tymon, just stand there. Lucy is 23. And what did Tymon tell us
Starting point is 01:01:18 his Tinder settings were at? 18 to 24? 23. Yeah, so that would work. 23 and a half. Yeah. 23! I was right. Nice. Whoa. Let her watch. Let her watch. Let her watch. Let her watch. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:27 We would love to have you come do an event at our school, says Hometown Detours. Oh. Let me take my headphones off. Maybe we're not hearing correctly. Is that a church? I don't know. I'm just kidding. I'll do it.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I'm just kidding. I would love it. I would love it. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. But sorry, you were saying before that, Ghosty Cruz. Ghosty Cruz, somebody said.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Yeah, that'd be fun. Somebody just said, how in-depth are your notes when recording? You know what? You want to talk in-depth? Jake, talk about your last week. I have a problem. I have a flaw. I could be a bit short with my notes.
Starting point is 01:02:05 They are just, there are two words, three words. Last week I wrote down tearing down bridge. I asked Brad, I asked Tymon, I asked Rachel. I was like,
Starting point is 01:02:13 does anyone know? Yeah. I love how you ask us like, Hey, does anybody else understand this? Have I talked to you about this? Was it something in the Facebook group? Maybe.
Starting point is 01:02:21 So for two weeks now I've had tearing down bridge in my notes, and it hasn't come up of like for what I mean. So Ghosties, I ask you, what does tearing down bridge mean, and why would I want to talk about it on the podcast? Are we sure it's tearing and not tearing? Oh, it could be tearing down bridge. Anyway, so no, my notes are not great. I've always got stuff to say, always writing stuff down,
Starting point is 01:02:41 but I don't set myself up for success all the time. Yeah, mine are unfortunately like kind of random i'll show you guys some of them here i mean it's just random stuff though like it's like so many things i'm like i don't even know if that's good enough to talk about uh we need to talk about tyree's halliburton you know wrote that down blah blah blah so fun times um so that's what our notes look like. There's timing. Hey. Hey. If I go to stand-up notes, I see, yeah, another two-word example.
Starting point is 01:03:09 All it says is runner's high. No take on it, no opinion on it, just, hey, something. Give us a tour of the things on the shelves. Another time, another time, another live. Different live stream, different live stream. All right. We're going to say goodbye here. Goodbye. Thanks for watching us uh this is a
Starting point is 01:03:28 wednesday episode how many people are watching notifications 65 noticize not bad not bad love you guys that was a lot of noticize anyway that's enough goofing off let's get back to the podcast uh do you want to respond to ghosties? Yeah, we got a few. Just, just, just, uh, in, in the episode with some, uh, responding to ghosties. New, new segment. Let's do it. Let's try some new segments and we're talking to the ghosties.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Um, all right, we'll start here. Uh, Laura Seifert. These are all from the Facebook group. Laura Seifert says, rashly strong opinion. It should be mandatory to write the amount of the gift card on the card. If you get one for someone, people on a budget need to know. So they have, they know what they have to work with and no one wants to take the time to
Starting point is 01:04:09 call the number, do a simple math problem to verify they're not a bot, punching the card number, punching the pin, then wait for the amount to be read to them. Just write on the card of the car for the card holder. It takes five seconds and saves the other person the hassle of trying to figure out themselves.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Anyone else? I think it's a good opinion. It's a good rule of thumb i use it i i sometimes will get uh um notifications notifications i get sore credit sometimes for home depot stuff and uh they'll always write it on there and then i'll use part of the um home depot like i'll use it at home depot and then it has a new new balance they write a new balance on there. Oh, they give you new balance points. Yeah. Yep, pretty cool program.
Starting point is 01:04:50 That's what that brand is originated from. It's actually Home Depot. It's a Home Depot brand. Store credit cards. Hmm. Both Steve Triplett and Caitlin Triplett liked that post. So it resonates with the Triplett fam. Okay.
Starting point is 01:05:02 You got any more thoughts on it? None, other than I concur. It's a good take. This one's just a sweet one. This could be my comment of the week as well, but it's Jason Cain. It seems like every sleepless night I have helping my sick son, there's a new episode that just helps me get through
Starting point is 01:05:18 at least part of the night. My son gets cold so bad he can barely breathe, so I spend time crying and laughing at the same time because I'm terrified. All this to say I just appreciate what we've got here jake and brad you're the best and mean more to many of us than you realize we'd love to buy you some coffee someday even though i'm on the missouri side of kansas city you can come over hey come on over maybe he sees mclean's we let him watch let him watch let him watch i't know. It's just a sweet thing from Jason. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:45 That is nice. I have a response to Ghostie that's also my comment of the week. Okay. It'll, you know, the comment really answers the question. Bella Johnson put in the Facebook group, where did episode 307 go? And Eric,
Starting point is 01:06:01 I don't know how to pronounce this last name. Scherferl? Schrier. I'm going to guess Schrier. last name. Schreier? Schreier. I'm going to guess Schreier. Schreier. S-C-H-R-E-I-E-R. Got to be Schreier. Give me Schreier.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I was thinking Schreier. Eric Schreier. Schreier? How many times have you heard Schreier? Way less than Schreier. Notably less. Oh, yeah. Eric Schreier said, he. Eric Schar said,
Starting point is 01:06:26 he answered the question and said, Timon giveth and Timon taketh away. So if you're wondering, you got a little sneak peek at Wednesday's episode, and it was taketh away. I think, yeah, maybe we just post both of them on Monday every time, Timon. Just confuse people.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Yeah, eventually we start posting like Monday, Wednesday, and next Monday is on Wednesday, and it becomes two Mondays and two Wednesday episodes on Monday. Stack, stack, stack. Also, not getting any laughs from the high school boys from Stack. Yeah, we called
Starting point is 01:06:59 so many plays. It didn't get a laugh the first time. It didn't get a laugh the fifth time. Tennessee. Yeah, all those things. Yeah, they would run inbounds play Tennessee. Okay, we're going to run Memphis in. Memphis. What are you guys going to do if we run Memphis? Nothing. Okay, this one is for you, Jake. It said from Christina Marie, listening to the latest
Starting point is 01:07:15 podcast and heard the theme of Jake and Rachel's Valentine's Day date, things we'd never do. Made me wonder what were some of the other themes he had. Got any other theme dates recently? Oh, yeah. Or any in the hopper? Let's see.
Starting point is 01:07:29 I've got a date ideas note in my phone. Elderly themed, you go to Cracker Barrel and Bingo, home by 7. That sounds awesome. Yeah, like Cracker Barrel at 4.30. Go to the Veterans Hall and play Bingo. Down the road, not too far i got a middle school themed one where you have uh your mom uh take you both in a minivan you both sit in the captain seats like back back seat of the minivan and she goes and drops you off at the mall you walk around
Starting point is 01:07:57 for like an hour and then she picks you back up and you go to the movies and you watch a movie with your mom and your girl that sounds fun yeah. Yeah. Your mom has to look back every 20 minutes or so. You're checking. I'm not going to sit right by you. When I took Rachel on a while back, the theme was just bowls. So we listened to bowling for soup. We went bowling, and then we had acai bowls.
Starting point is 01:08:16 That's great. Got bowl cuts. I didn't think about bowl cuts. Yeah. This theme, it's called Bird Day. So on her birthday, I think about bird bowl cuts. Yeah. Um, this, uh, theme it's called bird day. So on her birthday, you take her bird scootering and then you go play golf and try to get a bird
Starting point is 01:08:32 day. That's fun. I like that. Thanks. Seventies themed. Uh, you go to like an old diner and then go to funky town. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:41 Um, formal night. Like, Hey, we're going to dress up. And I want to get really dressed up and go to Chuck E. Cheese or Dave and B's or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be kind of fun. Just dressed up in a very non-dressed up place. Yeah, ironically.
Starting point is 01:08:55 I didn't know she asked this question. Christina, I'm sorry I didn't answer you in the Facebook group. But hey, this is even better. I think it was just today. And I didn't know I had this many in my notes. Let's see, 90s theme. We did that we rollerblading got dressed up um one thing i forgot to do was take a disposable camera and
Starting point is 01:09:09 get pictures developed dude do that do you have any idea how much a disposable camera is these days no guess 14 more but but kind of close i think more than i thought it would be though yeah 45 no it's like it's like 20 bucks 150 $45? No, it's like $20. $150? Oh, okay. Maybe. No, no. It's like $20. $1,000? Oh.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Still, that seems like way too much for a disposable. How would Hattie describe the price? That was so funny yesterday as she did it. Oh, yeah. If it's $20.05, she'd be like, it's $20.05. $25? Yeah, $20.05. $20.05.
Starting point is 01:09:42 What was she describing? Something was $11.05. Yeah, what did she just... Her sleep oh she no princess it was her unicorn thing she has a little like unicorn figurine thing i bought this with my own yeah i call this sparkle i bought it at shields for 11 and 5 or maybe she had 11 5 i don't know how did she say it? 11 and five. 11 and five. I was like, 11 and five. What is that? $11 and five cents. 11 and five.
Starting point is 01:10:09 It's so cute that she said it that way. It's also super cute. I mean, we bought that two months ago. It's so cute that she remembers how much that one thing costs. That is impressive. When it's your own money, you're more invested. Also, yeah, she doesn't buy that many things, so she knows what she's spending.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Last one in my notes, uh, futuristic themed, you go, you'd support. Well, there's two options here. One, I like the idea of opening up a fortune cookie and whatever it says,
Starting point is 01:10:34 you have to make come true. Okay. I think that'd be fun. Like in some way, by the end of the night, you have to make it come true. And like an abstract, maybe metaphorical way.
Starting point is 01:10:40 Yeah. The other option is it's just more literal, futuristic, you need a fortune cookie. You go to those places where they have like liquid nitrogen ice cream. That seems futuristic. Dipping dots. Yeah. The other option is it's just more literal, futuristic, Unifortune cookie. You go to those places where they have like liquid nitrogen ice cream. That seems futuristic.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Dipping dots. Yeah. Ice cream of the future. And then you just go do like one of those VR experiences. Okay. That's cool. Futuristic.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Very, very futuristic. So there's some date ideas. Those are great. Thanks. All right. We're not going to have to, I won't read the whole thing from Becky Golightly,
Starting point is 01:11:01 but Becky Golightly claimed that we hated dogs. Oh, yeah. Let's clear that up real quick. We don't hate dogs. I don't know how I could have been possibly more clear that I love dogs. You love dogs. I really love dogs.
Starting point is 01:11:13 I think I understand that dogs are a, we'll call it a, like, just... They're below humans? Well, by definition, I think, I was going to say they're a burden. But I think by definition, you would say your spouse is say they're a burden, but I think by definition you would say your marriage, like your spouse is a burden. Your kids are a burden, you know, like from a selfish definition. Yeah. Like, and so maybe I've said like, I don't know if I want a dog right now, but that doesn't mean I hate dogs. It just means, I don't know if I could take on that responsibility right now. Yes. I think I saw something about like, she was like, well,
Starting point is 01:11:44 if you don't hate them, then why do you say you might sell them for a million dollars saw something about like, she was like, well, if you don't hate them, then why do you say you might sell them for a million dollars? I'm like, yeah, that's a million dollars. And it's a dog. I like dogs too, but yeah. It's different once it becomes personalized and it's your dog and you know exactly what to spend 11, five on it. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:12:01 But just the theory of selling your dog, I would sell it real quick for a good amount of money because my children are more important than my dog. I think I kind of undersell how much I like dogs because it kind of became a basic quality in like guys and girls like, well, something about me. I like tacos, the office and at the party, you could find me wherever the dog is. I started to see that and I was like, well, that actually is me. But I, now I feel basic. If I talk about how I will go to a dog when I first enter a room, like I, I, I will win this dog over. I think I've talked about that on the podcast. Other people have winning others over. I have winning dogs over. Like I will win that dog over. You do. I love like the McDonald's dog.
Starting point is 01:12:41 You touch that dog. You do. You touch that dog more than the rest of us do. I get a hold of that dog. You do. You, yeah, you do love dogs. It is a, that, that, uh, topic in general, you just said, it's just a tough topic. Cause that's kind of how I felt towards Bargetti. That's how, like back in the day, Kobe, I love Kobe. And then like, I worked at camp with a guy who was like obsessed with Kobe and he was
Starting point is 01:13:03 the Kobe guy. And I was like, well, I can't was the kobe guy and i was like well i can't be like hey i also really like kobe like i have his rookie card and like new you know what all these all these different things with me you've always been a kobe guy very consistent have i yeah like pre like let's put him on a pestle like post-mortem kind of thing you know guys and of course everyone's like kobe's kobe you know whatever um yeah you've always been that way it's just hard it's but it's hard though when it's like or like i you know whatever um yeah you've always been that way it's just hard it's but it's hard though when it's like or like I don't know Taylor Swift now it feels like there's a lot of girls who probably like okay like it's not a personality trait anymore to like Taylor
Starting point is 01:13:33 Swift it's like every girl likes Taylor Swift these days that's a great wait I really do love like you don't understand like I went to the heiress tour but I also went to every other tour before that like how excited you are for her album? That's how I was 10 years ago. Yeah. I watched her in Valentine's Day. And liked it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:53 So anyway, I get that feeling towards like, I love dogs. It's not just like a checklist thing for me. Of course, everyone loves dogs. It's like, no, no, but I love dogs. I do the whole. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, unless you make it like a part of your profession, you can't prove it somehow. You love dogs more than anybody else saying it more than other people. So Becky, we love dogs. We love pro dog podcast, but yes, if we had the chance to sell them, we might, uh, just two more real quick. nancy zoros lindell says monk is the greatest show ever highly recommend it feels like the the venn diagram of people that love suits also also like
Starting point is 01:14:34 want you to know that they love monk and psych it's like it's like this like a usa network kind of like yeah there's like these three forgotten shows that like, guys, just listen to me. They're so good. Monk is incredible. And I'm like, I've never watched it enough to have an opinion. But man, if you have, you want people to know about it. You know, my only experience with Monk is back in the day, DirecTV, DVR. I was on the news for, I think, catching a touchdown pass. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:03 High school football. Nice. So my parents record it. But for some reason, something had ran late. And so we actually recorded an episode of Monk. But it was like the news had ran late into when Monk was supposed to be on TV.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Okay. So I still remember we would go back and watch it, but you had to click on Monk. And it wasn't Monk. It was me scoring a touchdown. I see. So that was the only Monk episode I watched was me. Well, thank goodness your parents were smart enough
Starting point is 01:15:24 to record Monk, like record the thing after the news. They were very on top of, they knew pretty much everything. That's awesome. Safety valves. So yeah, I bet monk is good and I can't, I've never seen it, so I can't say anything, but I would be shocked if it is the best TV show of all time. Greatest show ever. She says greatest show ever. I feel like it's, it's a smart show. Like I think you would like it. The guy's pretty witty and I should give it a try. I think he's got like some kind of smart show. I think you would like it. Okay. The guy's pretty witty. I should give it a try. I think he's got some kind of OCD something. Yeah, that sounds right.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Yeah. Yeah. And then last one here. Jen Sin has a funny... Jen Sin. Not Jen Sin. Jen Sin has a funny little story. I stand with Brad on the phone
Starting point is 01:16:00 randomly texting the wrong person. A while back, a friend of mine added me to a group that shared poor outcomes of AI images, and we would text the funniest back and forth to each other. One night, I sent her something hilarious, except no, the phone sent it to a dad
Starting point is 01:16:12 in our co-op. Thankfully, my husband was included on that text thread, or I would have had to quit life. And then she posts this pic in the comments, and it says, like the caption says, this could be us, but you won't eat lab-grown meat with me. Yes remember seeing that and it's like this it's like these it's insane
Starting point is 01:16:30 it's like this intermingling of like two people on top but like on the bottom it looks like there's seven i don't know 17 limbs like a lot of skin just like hugging each other yeah a lot of skin nothing like completely inappropriate but but real, real awkward looking and very unnatural and just like... The caption is so funny. This could be us, but you won't eat lab-grown chicken. I mean, if that's not a promotion for Good Rangers, I don't know what is.
Starting point is 01:16:56 Anyway, just a funny thing. Also, my phone's still doing it, even though I took off my pinned messages. Biden, dude. I don't know. Yeah. So I'm just having to be careful with my phone. Just clicking on, clicking and I go back and I click it.
Starting point is 01:17:09 Sometimes we'll do it twice, but it's never done it three times. All right. So I'm just dealing with it here, but that's been responding to ghosties. That's fun. Slash comment of the week. It sounds like I did throw in my comment of the week. Brad is what, what is your comment of the week? I think mine was the thing about with Jasonason okay okay okay okay um his comment about
Starting point is 01:17:29 just how much we've he's had a hard week and we've we've enjoyed i think it's sweet uh i think there was another good comment this just just today it came in let me let me find it real quick just came through the fax machine today let's see we also can't forget to do win of the week. Yes. So don't forget. Oh, this comment. Yeah, it's Madison McCullough. She said,
Starting point is 01:17:51 commenting live from labor and delivery today. Whoa. Thanks for a great Wednesday. So to help labor a tad more tolerable. Wow. Wow. Madison.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Wow. Go get them, Madison. Go. You're a warrior. You're a bulldog. Come on. Animal. Yeah, shoot. Win of the week. Do you have one uh i'm gonna do two because one feels a little self-serving but
Starting point is 01:18:11 uh win of the week possibly you uh i forgot to mention it on monday's episode but along with our fun like long-form content we're so excited about i had the idea we're gonna give away a free paddle every single video oh cool how fun is that what are the youtube youtubers giving away a free pickleball paddle every video so anyone that i know not anyone that i know of so we're excited about that that is a literal win of the week every single week you could win a pickleball paddle um but i think an actual one for me aside from that would be just i feel invigorated excited to do stand-up comedy this weekend it's just been a while i'm excited to do stand-up comedy this weekend. It's just been a while. I'm excited to do that. I'm excited that I'm getting rid of my
Starting point is 01:18:48 sickness. I mean, a cold is the lowest of low type of sickness you can have, so I don't really complain about it, but it's still nice to not have a cold. It's like the mildest sickness is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. It's the least amount of sick you could possibly be. It's still debilitating.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Not debilitating. It's still like it of sick you could possibly be. But it's still debilitating. Not debilitating. It's still like it makes everything less fun. You know what I mean? It's less likely to get out of the house or like eat food. Yeah. And it's like the best way to stop having a cold is like to rest. Wait three days. It's like, gosh, but if I rest too much, I just feel like a wiener because I could do stuff right now.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Like, yeah, it's so hard. Yeah. I don't let Rachel really like take care of me if I could I could do stuff right now like yeah it's so hard yeah I don't let Rachel really like take care of me if I have a cold I'm like this doesn't really count yeah I don't want to ever be like told like oh yeah I gotta take care like no I I'll take care of myself it's just a cold yeah but I am a bit lazier and so it just feels good to be back to normal good yeah that's that's a good win I think that's mine as well maybe to an extent I don't know my win of the week was going to be Bo. We talked about him Monday, but Bo sleeping in his underwear. Dry undies.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Just dry undies and, yeah, three chocolate chips and a marshmallow. It's so funny when you had him tell me, Bo, what'd you do last night and this morning? I got a marshmallow and three chocolate chips. No, no, no. Why did you get that? Why did you get that? I got my undies clean.
Starting point is 01:20:05 I got my undies dry. He's so pumped about it. Just in general, the win of the week is always going to be my family. The kids are awesome. You've got to start one of those. It's so fun. Then I would have a built-in win of the week. It really is. It's one of those things where it's like
Starting point is 01:20:21 I've got to think hard not to make them my win of the week every time because it's just what I think about and spend more time with and whatever. But let me think specifically about the kids. I mean, I just feel like Bo and I are just clicking. So it's just really me and Bo. A couple of boys. Big win of the week is because Bo's really into reading right now. So we're just reading like crazy, reading a bunch of fun books.
Starting point is 01:20:44 He's getting up way earlier than the rest of the kids, which is the rest of the kids. There's two other kids. Um, but that's really fun because he'll just come in and we'll just read like three books in the morning before anything else. Like, and he's kind of just still like half tired, kind of sweet and fun. And anyway, he's just a blast, man. So when in the week is just having my son bow. So bow. Yeah. Tell me anything you'd like to add a little, man. So, winning the week is just having my son, Bo. Bo. So. Bo. Yeah. Tommy, anything you'd like to add?
Starting point is 01:21:08 A little win, a little comment? Anything on your mind? I'd say my win is posting those fake Instagram clips. Yeah. Because, yeah, it's just fun. I'm so excited about that. I was very impressed.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Those were funny. Tommy, I hope you just embrace the stage of life you're in right now as much as you can. Yeah. Because there's nothing like you look back on like, like I made stupid
Starting point is 01:21:27 videos. I mean like three stupid videos in high school with, with Scott and a few of our other friends. Uh huh. And we look back on those videos. They're like so dumb and they're so funny to us and it was so fun. I wish we could go back and do it a hundred more times. Yeah. So I just hope that you just embrace all the time you have with your friends. Cause yeah,
Starting point is 01:21:45 I miss that. I mean, it's still, we do really fun things now and it's still like, we're very blessed now that, but that stage of life is a different stage. And yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:53 Are any of your core friends, are they going off to college? Any of them? Uh, I'm, I don't know. Not like off to college necessarily yet. I mean,
Starting point is 01:22:02 some of my friends are kind of, but like Phoenix. Yeah. Online. Yeah. Nothing too crazy kind of. University of Phoenix? Online? Yeah, nothing too crazy. Which is nice. Backseat Boys. Boys for life. Ramen Talks Podcast.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Ramen Talks Podcast. I just DM'd. I found an account that's called at Backseat Boys. It has six followers. Made in 2013. Doesn't have any posts. I messaged them. We'll see. They're probably checking
Starting point is 01:22:27 their DMs quite a bit. I'm sure, yeah. They'll get back to you quickly. I bet. Just in case. Never know. Fun. All right.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Well, good stuff. This is a lot of fun. Yeah. Thanks for listening, watching, guys. It's always... Watching. Thanks for watching.
Starting point is 01:22:42 It's always fun. Follow us on Instagram. Got a lot of live streams coming your way. Probably like three more today three more today cool I'll do that 40 more times yeah now do that
Starting point is 01:22:50 40 more times 40 more times 40 more times alright see you guys Ghost Brothers Podcast Ghost Brothers Podcast Ghost Brothers Podcast
Starting point is 01:22:58 Ghost Brothers Podcast Ghost Brothers Podcast

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.