Ghostrunners - 331 - Surviving for Six Days with the Whole World Chasing You

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

Jake's dad calls while recording, the boys discuss their most grandpa-like tendencies, and use the speech jammer app while trying to have a conversation. Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back, Ghosties. Every single one of us is on the Speech Jammer app right now. We found it has like the least effect on me. It's still weird, but Jake and Brad, give me some words. Yeah, welcome back to the Wednesday episode. We're here. We're live. I got the headphones turned on loud, so I can't really hear much of what you're saying. You can't hear what I'm saying? A little bit. Okay, I'll talk a little bit louder. Great.

Jake, I've always said that if I write a book, I want to start the foreword on page 12, because I'm not a very... I don't read very often. So that'll make me feel like I'm already a little bit into the book. It'll just be nice. Was that something already in your podcast notes?

Or did you just come up with that in that? No, it was in my podcast notes because I thought I was reading a book the other day and I was already on my page 25 and I was like, that's awesome. I would love to always feel accomplished and like you're already making a dent.

Is there a limit to how many forwards you can have or could you used just have multiple people writing the book for you and then you don't even have to write much of your book because it's all the forwards.

Just starting five of forwards in basketball. Yeah. I think that's a good idea. So just five forwards. Small forward, power forward, shooting forward, power forward. Shooting forward. Shooting forward, point forward. Point forward.

Do you want to do some tongue twit? Sure. I don't know if this is entertaining for everybody, but I hope so. All right. First tongue twister from me. How much wood we could have chucked

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood not bad let me see if I he threw through three ball balls threw through the tall trees how was that it didn't sound

good that's tough you try that one which one he threw three the balls through the tall trees he threw three balls through the tall trees he threw three balls through the tall trees oh He threw three balls through the tall trees. You're quick. Say it faster. It sounds good. What about, she stood on the balcony inexplicably mimicking him, hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in. I know.

She stood. I'm not going to want to listen back to this. This episode was so... How many yaks could a yak backpack if a yak backpack to a backpack yak? That was

wild. What about this one near the end? I want you to read it because I think you'd be better. To begin to to begin to toboggan. You see that one? You do a first

and then I'll do a movie version. Okay, wait. It's the one with the toboggan. Is there a specific one you want me to do? To to to begin to toboggan. To begin to

toboggan. Oh begin to toboggan. Oh, the whole phrase. Do you see it there? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, timing. You go ahead, Jake. To begin to toboggan. First buy a toboggan.

But don't buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan. It's too big a toboggan to buy. To begin to toboggan. Too big a toboggan. It's too big a toboggan to buy. To begin to toboggan. To begin to toboggan. To begin to toboggan. I found it. I can try it.

To begin to toboggan. First buy a toboggan, but don't buy too big of a... There we go. We got it. We messed up. Roll the music. Uh-oh.

Ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down. With some random thoughts and white meat too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because this is the Ghost Rubs Podcast. Ghost Rubs Podcast. Everybody morning we're taking ground. Ghost Rubs Podcast. I just, I don't get how anyone doesn't have trouble speaking that way.

Try it for yourselves. Voice jammer, speech jammer, whatever app. Yeah, send it to the Facebook. Let us know what you guys think. Yeah, send some of the best ones. It's crazy. Gabe is the best, though. Yes, Gabe is the Facebook. Let us know what you guys think. Yeah, some of the best ones. It's crazy. Gabe is the best, though. Yes, Gabe is the best.

Yeah, it's Bo's fourth birthday on Saturday, Jake. Cinco de Mayo, Bo. That's right. Jake came over, Jake and Rachel, for some pancakes. Breakfast for dinner. Good pancakes. You were a great sport because we were having eggs, which Jake hates. We were having bacon,

which Jake can't eat. But the pancakes, Jake liked the pancakes. There was a lot of fruit. I like fruit. Yeah. The pancakes were awesome. What did Catherine put in it? Coconut oil?

She uses coconut oil for them. I think it's a- That was nuts. Yeah, magnolia pancakes. But man, they're, yeah. Catherine's good at that stuff. I mean, she is a really good cook and Baker and all this stuff. Maybe for my birthday loss for coconut oil pancakes.

Yeah, dude, they're fun. Uh, but every once in a while, and she, she's like, you can't taste it.

I'm like, I totally could. She'll use coconut oil on something that shouldn't have coconut oil. And I'm like, Catherine, I promise I taste that you didn't know you, you just saw it out on the counter. I was like,

no, I promise. Uh, anyway, Bo is four. Yeah, we're going to have a little bit of a shorter episode because I'm taking Bo and Hattie to the Royals game today, which if you remember last year for Bo's third birthday,

we also did that. And I think it's going to become maybe a tradition. I think Bo just wants to do it. I think that's what he expects for his birthday now. That's great. Royals game. So I'm like, yeah, fun. Go see a baseball game.

Yeah, we should go see a baseball game. You're taking him and Hattie? Did I mess that up? Oh, fun. See baseball game. Yeah. We should go see baseball game. You're taking him in a Hattie. I messed that up. Oh no. I don't know if you mess it up or if it was just like, if I was just hearing you, you're taking him in. Oh no,

I can't do that anymore. Dude. I've had that thought of like, like when we did it with Hattie, I was like, is this going to mess like mess with her too much? Um, I'm taking him in Hattie.

Yeah. It'd be fun. I had a really hard time like choosing the seats. much? I'm taking him and had it. Yeah. It'd be fun. I had a really hard time like choosing the seats. I was, I picked him out this morning cause I was like, I want to get them good seats and they're not that expensive, but also I don't want them to think like this is the experience. Every time you go to a Royals game,

you know what I mean? Oh yeah. I wouldn't worry about it. I don't think so either. And also I'm a little strategic for myself of like, man, if we go to the upper deck, like that's a lot of walking for Bo and Hattie and they're not going to like that.

Oh, gotcha. It's gonna be harder on me by myself and give him outfield seats. Yeah. Like third baseline kind of, yeah. Left field fun kind of in between third base and like where the left field is going to stand, you know, get some foul balls. I think it's a good foul ball spot. Yeah.

So, but yeah, Bo was so funny for his birthday, man. I mean, he had kind of like mentioned multiple, like since the two girls birthdays are in March and Henry's birthday now. So I guess all three other kids birthdays, like they all had their birthday and Bo was like, well, for my birthday, I wouldn't do that too. Or like whatever. But I mean, he mentioned things about his birthday for the last six weeks. Just like, is tomorrow my birthday? Yeah. It's like, my birthday's coming up. It'll be here soon last six weeks. Just like, is tomorrow my birthday? Yeah. It's like, my birthday is coming up. It'll be here soon.

And it was just like, so, so he had mentioned all these different things you want to do, but he's like offhanded comments. And then all of a sudden on his birthday, he's like, yeah, so we're going to get some cowboy boots today. We're going to get some cowboy boots. We're going to have cupcakes. Yep. Yeah. He mentioned cupcakes and Catherine's like, I wasn't planning on doing any cupcakes.

What else did he say? Oh, he's like, we're going to the Royals game today. And I'm like, no, we're not, buddy. I'm sorry. Like, and even after I said that, I was like, okay, you need to go take a nap. Okay. I'll nap. And then we'll wake up and we'll go to the baseball game.

No, make a demand. Yeah. I mean, he was all over the place. So I don't know how you fix that necessarily, but just like setting setting expectations of like you're not going to get everything you want you know like he's mentioned all these different things he wants for his birthday we didn't get him everything obviously so I don't know I don't know how we fix that

maybe just he gets older but yeah he has all these expectations of like yeah we're going to go to the Royals game Hattie and we're going to have blue popcorn and we're going to go on the merry-go-round like he thinks it's going to be the exact same time thing as last like we're going to have soft pret, and we're going to go on the merry-go-round. You think it's going to be the exact same time thing as last? We're going to have soft pretzels, or what do you call them? Dough pretzels? Dough pretzels.

Dough pretzels are good. So, all the different things. It'll be a fun time. That is fun. That's cool you get to go to a Royals game, and it's cool that they're not that expensive to go to. Not that bad. Yeah. Day game, which is so fun. Baseball in general is just, it's the least entertaining of the big three sports,

but it is a very enjoyable experience still to go to. Cause it's so relaxing. Yeah. Frozen lemonade, dude. Fun games between every half inning. Do you remember the lemonade guy back in the day? Lemonade,

lemonade. Yeah. Yeah. Iconic. I think they put them in one video game. I forget which one, but if you were playing at coffin stadium, really cousin Steve-O pointed out to me.

That's amazing. Yeah, it's kind of fun. That's so fun. I got a text from Janelle Buniel after the trip, and she said a few nice things, but one of the things she talked about was, she said, I have a suggestion for you. I decided you should consider adding a segment on the podcast discussing

your most grandpa-like trait. For instance, Tyler Stoltzfus, when they got to the airport, physically checked in at the counter instead of on the app, even though he didn't check a bag and was carrying a physical boarding pass. This dude's like, yeah,

it has the most Gen Z lexicon of anyone I've ever heard in my life. And yeah, it's like, I'd like to check in and I'd like one ticket home, please. On the double. Thank you. Hurry up, toots, and you get double. You get tip double. Which is funny because he had such a hard time connecting a speaker to Bluetooth.

So maybe he is really old. He didn't use Celia's computer. He might use a typewriter, for all we know. Maybe he is a grandpa. He just talks like he's not. He's not gas. He knows how to use cameras, but he doesn't know how to use computers. That's it.

Because cameras have been around for a long time. Yeah. Yeah. How hard is it? It's still film. Do you guys have any grandpa-like traits like that? I mean, honestly, I didn't hate the idea of getting a physical boarding pass. Every once in a while, it's like, I got to take out my phone.

I know it sounds so stupid, but, but sometimes like, like, cause I'll do skycap a lot, like that little service on the outside, like out, whatever you get it.

And they'll just be like, do you want boarding passes? I'll say, yeah, sure. I won't like intentionally seek it out, but if they offer me one, I would,

um, other grandpa tendencies. My feet hurt in the morning a lot okay when i wake up or just in general just like making noises when i move around these days we got something in the mail that was like a shawnee magazine yeah and for whatever reason i was like i'm not gonna throw that away and i read through every page of the shawnee magazine that feels like kind of a grandpa thing yeah yeah i don. I don't know why I did that. I texted you on the way down to Gulf Shores when we were,

we were sitting in two different areas of the plane. And I just said, people these days have too many tattoos. There's too many people with tattoos. That's a grandpa thing to say. I don't mind tattoos for the record, but I think some people are tattoo people and some people aren't. And a lot of people that aren't, aren't still trying to get them these days.

So you got to be a tattoo person. Like, Tymon, I'm going to be real. I don't think you're a tattoo guy. I'm not. I don't think any of us are. Therefore, I think it's like you have to be pretty cool to have tattoos. And this flight attendant, she was a sweet looking lady. And then all of a sudden she walks up, sleeve of tattoos.

I was like, never mind. That's so grandpa. Isn't it? I said, never mind. Never mind. You said, never mind to her. No, no, not really. True. Nevermind. That's so grandpa. Isn't it? I said, nevermind. Nevermind. You said, nevermind to her. No,

no, true. Yeah, nevermind. Get going. I like to come to a good stop at a four way stop. Is that a grandpa? Like you do just in general, the way you drive is kind of grandpa.

It depends on the mood, but yeah, I like to, I like to really come to a stop. The Tesla makes you drive less grandpa, but you used to drive like a grandpa car, multiple, like just bigger boats of sedans. Before I knew you, I had a

car that was second old Buick, and everyone at college called it Nana because it looked like a grandma car, and that's what I drove throughout most of college. Yeah, you just are never in a hurry when you're driving. It feels like maybe with the Tesla, it's better, but like you do the math, and if you like speed, it barely gets you there faster.

Unless it's really not even worth it. Six hour road trip or so. You have to be driving hours and going 10 miles an hour faster over the course of hours just to shave 15 minutes off, you know, like it's a tendency though. Very minimal. Yeah.

Thank you. Um, let's see. Time. And you have any grandpapa come to mind. I can't think of anything. I'm sure I have plenty of them. that's fun i don't i don't switch out my toothbrush that often is that a grandpa thing i probably emerged a guy thing well just in general i enjoy i'm just getting older to the point where like i'm really excited to remember to take out my trash like i'm

like oh i did it that's like my least fair part of my week well i don't like it i'm not i'm not saying that i like the fact that i did it and that like i remembered to do it and like i accomplished it i'm not like i can't wait to roll this down the drive tonight and i can roll back up tomorrow yes yes great yes but just like the idea of like doing it i don't know those little mundane chores are like it feels good to have them done. Knock them out. Yeah. That's that. Should we go viral? Let's go viral.

Let's go viral real quick, guys. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Get me out of here. All right. I've got two for you to do, Brad. Let me just say right off the bat, before we get into the Instagram clip, it was tough to find

a definitive answer on this. I'm a little mad at the internet, Grandpa Tendency. Okay. Why is this not easier to find? Yeah. Back in the day, encyclopedias didn't give you multiple answers. There was one answer. Yeah, that's right. I think I found the right answer, but still. Okay. All right. Brad, what are the five

largest organs of the human body? Skin. Skin is one. All right. Brad, what are the five largest organs of the human body? Skin. Skin is one. Large intestine. Incorrect. Small intestine. That sounds right. But what's the one that like can be like stretched out for miles?

The one that could like reach the moon? What? Maybe we don't know what organs are. Maybe it's not an organ. What's an organ? Feels like that would be an organ. Salem organ. Portland organ. I don't know. organs are. Maybe it's not an organ. What's an organ? Feels like that would be an organ. Salem organ. Portland organ.

I don't know. Is a heart an organ? Heart's number four. Number four? Okay. Dude, I'm so nervous. I feel like large intestine deserves to be on the list. What's an organ?

I think a large intestine is an organ. Skin. Skin is one. Heart is four. Lung. Lungs are three. Okay. They didn't get their own separate number together they are three okay um bladder incorrect dang um connect in a way no oh go ahead it's somewhat connected to the bladder. Liver. That's not what I was thinking, but yes, liver is number two.

Okay. That wasn't connected to the bladder. And then last but not least. You got this. Let's see. Organs, organs, organ ducts. What's inside of there? Oh, what's in there?

What is that right there? Your gut. My gut. Not the gut. Your. Oh. Oh, what is that right there your gut my god not the gut your uh oh oh what is that that hurt my ah that hurt my appendix incorrect hurt my uh side so yeah the back of you oh the boxer he's not going for headshots but oh those blank shots do you know timon no the rib shots the not the rib shots give me a the uh i'm gonna need a blank transplant well you can you can do with just one just gotta go to the bathroom a little more

but related to the bladder uh-oh i got some blank stones oh kidney kidney okay kidney very good jake i looked at so many of our websites and never mentioned the intestines but the second you said that stones. Oh, kidney. Kidney. Oh, kidney. Okay. Kidney. Very good, Jake. I looked at so many of her websites and they never even mentioned the intestines, but the second you said that, see, then I found another website that said skin, liver, brain, lungs, heart. But then that one was done by weight. So it's like, oh, no, I don't want weight. I was going to say, it probably

depends on how we're defining largest. Are we talking about service area? Are we talking about weight? Either way. Percentage of your body i'm sorry intestines weren't on there i feel like they deserve to be on there look it up yourselves though it's an annoying internet search not nearly as conclusive as you want it to be all right uh actually i want you to do that one for me i'm gonna let's do oh i had one what going to do? I got it on mainstream.

All right. Uh, Jake. Hmm. No, this is more of a visual one. I could show it to you, I guess in time I could edit it later.

Um, Jake, can you guess which of these items is more expensive? I'm going to show you two different items. Very, very comparable looking. You can try to figure out which items is more expensive? I'm going to show you two different items. Very comparable looking. You can try to figure out which one is the expensive one. Okay?

It's kind of like the price is right. Kind of like the price is right. The first one is chandeliers. One of them is $2,200 and one of them is $275. Wait, how much is the first one? $275 versus $2,200. Whoa, big difference. Those look like single-cell organisms. I'm going to go. The

one on the left is more expensive. The chandelier on the left will set you back 2235. Very good. Don't say I don't know shanties. All right. Second one. We got some, uh, some sunglasses here. 1300 versus $15 and 29 cents. 1300 for sunglasses300 versus $15.29. $1,300 for sunglasses? Oh. They're polarized. Hear me out. Hear me out. They're polarized. Dom, either way. The ones on the right are more expensive. Those are $1,300 sunglasses.

The sunglasses on the right are designer. You are right again. Very good. I am wealthy. I'm in the 1 on the right are designer you are right again very good i am i'm wealthy i'm in the one percent all right uh third is rugs nope they are yep sea inspired rugs one of them's 400 one of them's 3 000 all right c inspired c inspired c section c section a section of the sea in the ocean. This is how does anyone the one on the right is more expensive. First one wrong. Sorry. The one on the left is hand

stitched $3,000. We'll do a few more here. Hand stitched. These are sexy stilettos. Watch out. This is my one of them. One well over $1,000. The other not even a C note. That's $100. I think. All right. Ready? my one of them uh one well over a thousand dollars the other not even a c note that's a hundred dollars i think all right ready and this the category is sexy stilettos sexy stilettos the one

was that crocodile skin no way no way no way that actually i like it the one on the right is more expensive the one on the right are givanti yes pricing at 1275 the one on the right is more expensive. The one on the right are Givanti. Yes. Pricing at $1,275. The one on the right. Givanti, you said? Givanti. Gian Vito Rossi. Oh, that was a Rossi.

All right. Last but not least, furniture. My specialty. We got one chair that's going to be $7,000. The other is $700. Okay. Okay. $700. A $7,000 chair.

It's got to be the one on the left. Got to be the expensive one. The one on the left is Ralph Lauren home over $7,000. Wooden design is around $200. Ralph Lauren. They got into the chair game, huh? Apparently so. So now you know.

The more you know. Yeah. Okay. Tyler takes an advance for doing that visually yeah no problem this is the brandon faulkner quiz okay we're going food what are the the five the five most popular like how do it is. The five most popular restaurants by amount of locations worldwide. Okay. I'm going to say food and beverage. Okay.

Oh, I see. McDonald's number one. McDonald's is number one. Okay. Number two, it's going to surprise you. It's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Not number two, but it's number four. Okay.

Number two is going to surprise you. It's Domino okay number two is going to surprise you it's dominoes it is going to surprise you that's number seven dang uh subway subway's number two number two what used to be number one and i think they're not doing so good rough rough time with subway uh pizza hut pizza hut is none of the top 10 no pizza to sixth i thought something else was six uh domino's was seventh okay uh let's go starbucks starbucks is number three number three okay you just need uh yeah you just need number five number five um surely duncan's not on there duncan is on there at number nine okay um let's think taco bell taco bell's 10th no that's silly that's silly that's silly oh i don't know um burger king burger king burger king baby yeah okay congratulations lations Oh, I don't know. Burger King? Burger King! Burger King! Number five! Have it your way, baby!

Yeah. Okay. Congratulations-lations. What was that? Was that supposed to be like the Burger King? Yeah, it was supposed to be the Burger King song. Of course. That's obviously what it was.

Of course? Yeah. I didn't think through how I was going to celebrate that, but it seemed like I should sing the song. Good job, you got the answer. Good job, and good luck next time. There you go. Beautiful song.

Orange Julius was in the top 11. Because of all the balls. I guess so. And then Krispy Kreme is in the top 10. Really? Worldwide? Yep. All right, Jake.

You want to do one more? Yeah. Jake, can you name the top five most dangerous cities in the United States? By what? Danger? By crime. By... I googled it.

Give me St. Louis. St. Louis, number four. Detroit. Detroit, number two. Chicago. Chicago, not on the list. Good for Chicago. New York number two. Chicago. Chicago not on the list. Good for Chicago. New York City. New York City not on the list. Kansas City.

Kansas City, number nine. That's fine. Fine, no problem. It's going to be in the top 10. Yeah. What do I have so far? I have St. Louis and Detroit. San Francisco.

A lot of car thieves. No San Francisco on the list. I mean, there's a lot of things lower down, but this is per capita, so I think that makes a difference. So San Francisco is huge. Washington, D.C.? No.

Capita. Per capita. I thought you said per capita. Per capita. What are the other bad ones? Let's go like Daytona Beach. Whoa, those guys at Daytona, it was rough. I was there for like two days. It didn't seem great. No, not Daytona Beach. Whoa, those guys at Daytona, it was rough. I was there for like two days.

It didn't seem great. No, not Daytona Beach. Cleveland. Nope. How about famous assassination happened here? Dallas. No. Oh, that was the one I know of.

Assassination. The 60s. Baghdad? Is that in there? Give me a region of the United States. We'll call it the South. The South. Northern South.

Northern South. Number one. Charlotte. Nope. Charlottesville. Nope. Charlestown. Known for their barbecue?

Memphis. Memphis. Memphis. Number one, Memphis. Who got killed there? MLK? MLK. Bummer.

So we have Memphis. Detroit. Blank. St. Louis. Blank. So we have. I'm okay. Bummer. Um, so we have Memphis, Detroit, blank St. Louis, blank. So I have a three and five, um, good football team and number five green Bay. No, no, those green Bay murders. Be careful. Watch out for those limbo. I don't know. Uh, Tuscaloosa. Nope. Buffalo. No Cincinnati. Buffalo. Right. Right. Conference. I got it. Baltimore. Baltimore. Number five. Baltimore. And then third, not too far from Green Bay. Oh, Madison. No. Big, biggest city in that state. Minneapolis. Oh, wait. And, uh, oh, Milwaukee. Milwaukee. Number

three. Milwaukee is more dangerous than Philadelphia. Per capita. Remember that, Jake. Remember it. I would go to Milwaukee way before some of those other places. Number seven, population 200,000. Little Rock. Poor guys. Oh, yeah. I've heard not great there. Really? Yeah. Gangs. A lot of gangs. Gangs and stuff. A lot of gangly men. Tall men. Tall gangly fellas

there. They were tall guys. Anyway, that's something. Do you have other games like you want to play along with that? Didn't you say? What do you mean? Like I thought you said like you had some games

besides just like, I don't know. What did you say? Oh, I don't think so. I think I had those two like ways is ready to go. Okay. Will you play a game though? Do it. Uh, let's see. We do. Oh,

you want to do a home game? Oh yeah. We do that. Sorry. You go ahead. No, that's great. I don't have anything. Okay. Uh, let's try to figure out how to do this. Who's connected Bluetooth, Jacob. Um, so the idea, and this is going to be a little tricky with copyright stuff. Do we want to talk about that? Uh, it'll be good for audio video. We're going to have to shorten it down quite a bit, maybe post on a separate video or something. Great. Okay. So basically this game came out organically in Gulf shores.

We were listening to a song pretty loudly on the pool deck. And we were also trying to hum a song along with it. And it's a lot harder than you think to recognize a song while another song is being sung or played. So I think the idea is we'll just like play some popular song on Spotify and then one of us will try to sing and you guys try to guess what the song is. That makes sense. And not, and not sing the words time and you sing like, ba-da-ba-ba or something like that. Yeah. Okay. Okay makes sense? And not sing the words, Tymon. You sing like, or something like that. I can do more than hum. Humming's too hard. You know I know how to ba-da-ba-ba.

Rosebush. Saddleman dancing. Sympathetic. Oh, that cracked me up so much. Okay. Who's going first? This is going to bother people. Some people are going to be genuinely bothered by this, but

it's part of it. Let me go first. Let me think of a song real quick. I don't know if you guys know that song. Okay, I got one. All right. hum away. Forever, ever here and you've seen it. Won't see me crying.

Ba, ba, ba, ba. Ba, ba, ba, ba. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. I got it. What is it? Strangers Like Me. Yes. Wow.

Wow. I had nothing. Yeah. I had nothing. I was speech jammed again. Yeah, turn up the audio for the bluetooth oh my gosh scam my dad's calling i think if i answer it'll go through the never has it ever worked but

howdy all right this is weird i had to call you well hold on you're on the podcast hold on no no no okay it's not that weird okay uh i was just listening to wednesday's podcast the shower towel i do the exact exact same thing i had a feeling that's amazing we've never talked about that why wouldn't you but I only started doing it a few years ago. Oh, interesting. Like maybe eight or nine. And my tag goes on the top left. And I don't wash my towel after every shower.

Do you? No, I give it probably three showers. and then I feel like that's enough. Three, three showers. Okay. Yeah. Whoa. Sometimes I go longer than that.

Oh yeah. I go, but yeah, I feel bad. Fairly. But well, glad we could talk about that. I'll let you go on mom's birthday.

Um, all right. Thanks for calling. See you, Steve. Love you, man. I'll let you go. On mom's birthday. All right. Thanks for calling. See you, Steve. Love you, man. I'll talk to you later. See you, guys. See you, man. Bye-bye.

Whoa, three showers? You're changing your towels out a lot. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I guess so. Is that a lot for you? That's a nice clean towel. We just always have so many towels hanging up at a given moment

because so many people use the same bathroom upstairs. Yeah. So it's just like, I'll just use one of them. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds more normal to me. And that probably sounds psycho to Jake. That sounds more normal to me than every three times.

I'll just pick the one that looks like the driest and freshest. Yeah. You kind of feel it. You're like, that one's decently damp. Kind of. Yeah. You like kind of feel it. You're like, that was decently. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. That's cool.

Isn't it weird that things like that, they can get passed down. Genetics are awesome. I'm curious how often people change out their towels now. Like, am I the weirdo for like, like I, I don't ever change mine out until Catherine does.

I'm just, I'm fine with whatever. Really? You just keep a towel there forever. I mean, if I was living by myself, I'd probably do it every once in a while, but yeah, not'm fine with whatever. Really? You would just keep a towel there forever. I mean, if I was living by myself, I'd probably do it every once in a while, but yeah,

not very often. Hmm. Yeah. Switch them out. Probably. Yeah. Every other day, every three to four.

Oh no, no, no, no. I'm not showering every day. That's right. Okay. So maybe once a week or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That seems less weird. Yeah. If I was showering two times a day, then that's, that's a lot of something. Yeah, yeah. Okay. That seems less weird. Yeah. If I was showering two times a day, then that's a lot of laundry. Right.

But honestly, as it starts to get warmer, and I used to be able to run these miles and not get sweaty, and it was no problem, but now every mile is a sweat fest,

so I'm going to be showering a lot more. Yeah. A lot of cute big goat soap. Oh, yeah. All right. Do another one? Tymon, you want to sing

a little song? Sure. You got one ready?mon, you want to sing a little song? Sure. You got one ready? Yeah, I got one. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it? No, keep going.

Is it We Are Young by Fun? Yeah. What in the... How are you guys doing this? The beginning of that part. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's tough to,

yeah, to be both on either side. Yeah. Listening seems way harder than, than singing. Holy cow. That was fun. I don't know how you guys do that.

That's the most impressive thing you guys have ever done. Give me another one. You want to sing another one? Yeah. Okay. I got it yeah of course Frank feeling good by Surfaces

thanks no Sunday Best thank you yeah please refer to it by its actual name Sunday Best that one

felt more possible I think it depends on the song too yeah some songs have just more distinct like rhythm and like unique melody yeah that one felt more possible. I think it depends on the song too. Yeah. Some songs have just more distinct like rhythm and like unique melody to it. I feel like We Are Young wasn't quite as distinct. What's it like to trade crypto on Kraken?

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All right. I can't. I can't. You got it, Jake. a tough one. All right. I can't. I can't. You got it, Jake. You got it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't have it at all. Let him go. Let him cook. I don't have it at all. Let him go.

Let him cook. I don't have it at all. Yeah, beat it by Michael Jackson. Oh, it's hard to start. That was fun. That's funny. This is the jammer episode. All right.

Holy cow. Yeah, let's sing. Okay, I got one. All right, let me find another. Another clean pop song to play. I'll just play this one again. Wait, I almost got it. Keep going.

Keep going. Oh, oh. Let me get it, let me get it Come on, come on It's a theme song Yeah, it's a theme song There it is That was like the same key And everything

That was great That was like the same Chord progression, yeah Exhausting It's fun though That was like the same key and everything. That was great. That was like the same chord progression. Exhausting. It's fun though. All right, Tymon, you want to do another one? Sure.

Brad, this is all on you. Let's make tonight easier not to celebrate. Baby, I just don't want it. Tonight's a weekend. I don't want it. Tonight's the week, and I'm on it I'm on it I think I need someone to say Maybe just one more way I'm chasing someone, and you're right in front of me

With you in my head There's something that I need, I've been seeing so many people cross the sky I'll start back in the chorus again. Yeah, there it is. That was... I kind of recognized it the first time and I was like, I don't know, man. That's good. Okay, this one's going to be a little... I think it might be harder.

Maybe not. Okay, you got's going to be a little... I think it might be harder. Maybe not. Okay, you got one? Yep. I'm so confused. Take me out to the ball game. Keep going. Keep going. Got it.

Got it. Finally got one before time. You got a friend in me. Yes. Whoa. Yeah. Now that I think about it. That's fun.

That's fun. I didn't even recognize that. It's exhausting. Like I'm saying, people are going to either think this is really funny or people are going to be like, this is triggering to me. It's just noise. There's so much noise. Yeah.

Wow. That's fun. All right. What an episode. I'm ready to do more if you guys don't have any. All right. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Is it patriotic? No Not exactly Kinda Keep going Oh I recognize the melody a little bit.

That's all I'm trying to say. This is so hard to do. What? Georgia. Ray Charles. Oh, I don't know that song. I was like, Ray Charles is like... I don't know.

God bless America? I think you're thinking of the... Yeah. America the Beautiful. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. That's funny. That was the connection.

I didn't know that song. It's a nice, pretty song. of the, yeah, America the Beautiful. Oh, yeah, that's what it is. That's funny. That was the connection. I didn't know that song, so. It's a nice, pretty song. Sing it, Brad. Georgia, Georgia. Sometimes rappers from Georgia will use that part and sample it. I'm sure if that helps. Oh, got it, got it, got it.

Georgia, bush. Remember that one? You hear the lighter? Bush. What was the song back in the day? on the grind in georgia oh that's good yeah that's good that ludicrous i got another one if you want to do it again i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready to do this for another hour same i could oh god okay wait for the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's these beautiful things that I've got. I'm doing it.

I'm making it hard. Yeah, I don't remember what it's called, but I know, jake i feel like you either like the song a lot you have opinions on this song it's ed sheeran yeah the only thing is like really sad or something it just it was used in like every wedding but didn't you like break it down one time? What's it called? Perfect. Oh, never mind. Oh, there was one song where he just pokes fun of how his friends from

high school aren't doing well. Whatever song that is for you. It's like this one's this one's not doing great. This one's got a divorce. This one can't keep the bottle out of his mouth. Something Hill or something. I'm doing great. Castle on the Hill, maybe. Yeah, I think that's it. All right, I got one. Cool.

Play a song. Hey, wait. Let's play a song that we know really well. See if that makes it harder or easier. You know what I mean? I've known some of these, but yeah. I guess. I kind of knew that one.

Dead Z. Like something that's like you can predict what is happening in your... Yeah. Don't stop believing. That's all I hear. I can't get this. Show tunes? You might not know it. Okay. How great is our God? Close.

Good, good father. The different keys are making so much. I have no idea. All right, try it without. You are holy. Don't know that one. What is that song called? God of Wonders, beyond our galaxy.

God of Wonders. That's a good song. I don't know that one. You don't? No. I feel like that's like the original Christian, like for me, CCM was God of Wonders. It's like, oh man, I want to go to my cousin's me CCM was God of Wonders huh it's like oh man I want to go to my cousin's church they sing God of

Wonders seems awesome all right got one for you guys all right cool problem was with you and not them and every time you told me da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da And every time you told me I tried to make me forget where I came from But I didn't want to write a song Cause I didn't want to I'm thinking I still care You got it. Sorry, but Justin Bieber. Sorry.

Better go Bieber on Bieber. Biebs on Biebs. You got it pretty quick. I'm such a good singer. That's probably why you got it. No other reason. I got one. If you want to do it yep yep

alright alright alright I thought about doing this one okay without you my friends yeah see you again see you again. See you again.

Nice. That must be just like a more distinct melody. Or you guys are getting better. I'm getting better. Brad's been nailing a lot of them, like pretty immediately. Yeah, it's impressive. Yeah. Thanks, man.

I don't know. Thanks, man. Thanks. That's fun. That's fun. What if it's just like we do some raps? It's just like you have to get the beat. I feel like it's a rhythm.

Honestly, if it's like an iconic rap song, you could get. You got a rap, Jake? Let me think. Like perform a rap or like play a rap? Perform a rap or play a rap. I'm not sure about this idea because I don't know too much rap I was like wait wait wait Christian rap only wait not a genre I don't know too much rap. Wait, wait, wait. Christian rap only.

Wait, not a genre I don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lose yourself. I don't know. Keep playing that. Is it Toby Mac, Mendeesa? Yeah. I got one. If we want to.

Excuse me. Okay. Is this Rap God? No. Oh. No, keep going. Okay, I'll start over. From the top.

Oh, sorry. It's the Chris Brown, Look At Me Now. Look At Me Now. Yeah, yeah. It was one of the fast ones. That was a great song. That's pretty funny.

Great song. That's fun. That's fun. I like that. That's fun. I, uh... What else was I going to say? Oh, yeah.

Our last episode here in the studio, we did the song about the anesthesia and everything. And there were so many comments. You see that? Everyone's like, well, yeah, I mean, redheads. I wrote that down. That's insane. You've never heard that before.

Never heard that. No one's brought it up. But I asked Dr. Ben about it. He was like, oh, yeah. And he had like data ready to go. 28% more. Yeah. He was like, oh, yeah, they need 28% ready to go. 28% more. Yeah. He was like, oh yeah, they need 28% more anesthesia.

You shouldn't have done five of them. He said. Yeah, that was interesting. I've had a long, long drawn out argument with Conor Lamb over is Jake a redhead or not? This is going to officially confirm it

with science. I think if nothing else, it shows I have the gene, like I have recessive genes. Yes. I think it makes sense. Blue eyes, light colored hair. But yeah,, it shows I have the gene, like I have recessive genes, which I think makes sense. Blue eyes, light colored hair. But yeah, it turns out I have just genetically higher pain tolerance.

Is that the same thing? Like that's what it means? That's what a lot of people on Facebook, like our Facebook page were saying, which is different than just general Facebook. That's kind of, yeah. They're like, oh, we can trust this. That's kind of fun. Let's test it out sometime. It is kind of fun.

Yeah. Have you ever remembered like people like complaining about something you're like why are they whining about that maybe like after football and everybody's sore like just run a mile every day just be fine yeah just be fine that's interesting jinxed it but yeah that was um that's pretty interesting to learn i think you should start using that like guys you don't understand like i'm sore like that means i'm like really sore guys because like i have 28 more pain tolerance than you think about me you think it's cold in here think about how cold i am i don't know if that is i was gonna say is that the same thing that didn't make sense

uh you start planning for for next year's g shores. What are we thinking, dude? I don't know. Yeah. We can brainstorm a little bit here. Yeah. Part of me is like, I'm going to send out like an exit survey for everybody to get their opinions on everything. But I'm like, yeah. Do we try to do two weeks? Do we try to make that happen? Is that crazy? Do we, do we figure out a way to like, or do we just do the blueprint the same way and like perfect what we already have? Yeah. I don't know. It's all in my head,

like all the different ideas of things like that. I think it was Rachel who had a fun idea, which I don't want to actually spoil it too much in case we end up doing it. But she's like, if you do three sessions next year, each session gets a different special guest. Oh yeah.

And you don't know who it's going to be. That's fun. And some of the people she was rattling off is like, oh my gosh, that would be so fun. Just this session gets a different ghosty celebrity. Yeah, like an A-list celebrity. A-list celebrity.

Kevin Hart, Patrick Mahomes. Who? Bieber? Yeah. Do we want Bieber? He has Lyme disease, so make sure. Gary Dieter. Gary Dieter.

Whoa, Dieter? Diet? Everyone's saying Bieber. No, Dieter. Dieter. No, we got Dieter. Gary Dieter. Whoa, Dieter? Diet? Everyone say Bieber. Like, no, Dieter. Dieter. No, we got Dieter, dude. Chiefs practice player. I think we'll do at least,

I think at least one more year in Gulf Shores at that house. It just makes too much sense. Now that we know it, we really know it. Yeah, we can just dial it in, you know? Because the fun obviously takes place because of the house a obviously takes place because of

the house a little bit and because of Gulf shores a little bit, but for the most part, like the, the house just facilitates everything else. Like the fun part, we could have fun no matter where we go. It's fun to be on the beach obviously. But like, so I don't, yeah, I don't think the location is that big of a deal unless it's like detrimentally bad, but like, it's so nice being on the beach. It's so nice. This house was so much bigger than last year's like square footage wise. I don't think it slept a whole lot. Three big tables, huge tables, not close to the airport. That's one thing, you know, if we were to move, we'd probably, but I don't know if there is like a ton of great options close to the airport unless they're really expensive. That's the tough part.

Wait, like anywhere in the country? Yeah. Oh really? Like,, well, I mean, like for what we're trying to do. Gotcha. I don't know. I could be wrong. Prove me wrong, ghosties. They'll be like, well, Lake Michigan. Look at this place. They got an airport right there.

Yeah, maybe it is tough. But yeah, I think it's a given. We have so much fun. Everybody has such a blast. There'll definitely be another Ghost Runners getaway next spring. And I think between now and then, we'd like to do another grande boo-like thing. Yes. Where, you know, maybe

a thing where instead of 30 people here and we get to know each of you very well, it's like just a weekend-long thing. It's a little easier commitment for you guys. And there's 300 of you. And we don't get to like really get to know each other. But more than just listening to us, we'll still get to talk to you. We call it the gateway drug.

You know? Yep. That's what we refer to it in we'll still get to talk to you. We call it the gateway drug, you know? Yep. That's where we refer to it in the studio as no, not really, but like, yeah, like Dom, Sydney, Dom and Lizette, Sydney,

like all these people that came to grande boo as their first experience that now are coming, that now came to the getaway. Yeah. So Victoria, you know, so many people that are like Carmel's. Yeah.

Hannah Warren, all these people are like, okay, yeah, I, Brad and Jake are normal guys. I want more of this. Yeah. Yeah. These people are normal enough. Let's make it happen are like, okay, yeah, I, Brad and Jake are normal guys. I want more of this. Yeah.

Yeah. These people are normal enough. Let's make it happen. So, um, yeah. So yeah, I think,

I think Branson would be really fun. Yep. It'd be really fun to figure that out. Maybe Kansas City again. Branson's just a fun place. I think we have so many connections at Branson. It would be so fun to figure out how to do it right. Ride roller coasters.

Yep. Well, yeah. Stay tuned, ghosties. Stay tuned. Yeah. Well, yeah. Stay tuned. Ghosties stay tuned. Yeah. So those are fun plans. Um, anything else you can get off your chest? Anybody, anybody, anybody, anybody? I think, um, not too much here. I, uh, I did write down something that Jake said a couple of weeks ago that I don't think we ever talked about, but you said in quotation marks,

having a wife that buys perishable food is exhausting. Yeah. I'm always being told when I have to eat something. Like I didn't used to live this way. I used to eat stuff whenever I wanted to. Now I got to eat the grapes by Thursday. All right. Go for it. I'll get Brad over. He'll polish it off with me. It is tough because it's like, you don't want things to go bad. You paid money for this organic spinach, you know, spring mix.

But it's like, I don't want that right now. I want my granola bar. Yeah. You know, peanut butter sandwich. Great. Straight up. No, no honey. Maybe.

Depends on what we have. You just straight up. Honey. That lasts a while. Honey is a great thing to have. Honey is doing just fine. Yeah. I don't know. Honey, that lasts a while. Honey's a great thing to have. Honey's doing just fine. I don't know how they figured that out. A peanut butter sandwich, for me, I can't do it if I don't toast it.

I think it's like hot. I don't think I've ever had one. Just straight up peanut butter and bread. Will you toast the full sandwich or will you toast the bread first? Toast the bread first, make a sandwich from it. Well, it's still hot. Two pieces of peanut butter toast. Yeah. I don't hate the idea of grilling,

like a grilled cheese, but grilled peanut butter. I think we did that. We would make the sandwich and then toast it. Yeah. Toast it though? I think. Maybe in the toaster oven.

Maybe. How would you get it in the... I don't know. Extra wide toasters in Stratford? You know, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I was a kid. I was a kid and they would serve to me

and I just made up my own conclusions of what happened. Anyway. Yeah. Having a wife is exhausting sometimes when she buys real food. Another observation I wrote down in my notes, you know, you could see why this didn't make the first, you know, two hours of content.

I've never seen a tablecloth that didn't have fold marks on it. Fold marks? Or, you know, like crease marks or whatever, like how it's been folded. Every tablecloth you've ever seen, any event, any dinner, anything. I'm talking about like a corporate,

like a company event or whatever. They always just unfold it, put it on a table. Iron it a little bit first. Throw it through the dryer even with a little bit of a damp towel. You clearly were all just unfolding this and putting it on a table. 100% of the time.

Never seen one without fold marks. Interesting. I'm going to try to notice that from now on. Oh, yeah. The golf tournament, they had that. I'm going to look out for it. You had a lot of time to look at Taylor's house. I was looking at everything.

Yeah, I was looking at everything. I zillowed the houses nearby. Yeah. Yeah, I did a little bit of everything. A little bit of everything. That's fun. Yeah, I don't know. I think that's about it.

Let's do one more game. Okay, great. Okay, this is just, this is more just in general, if your life depended on it, we're just going to call game. Okay, great. Okay. This is just, this is more just in general. If your life depended on it, we're just going to call it. Okay. Okay. Jake, if your life depended on it, could you land an airplane?

How big? We're talking a 20, 20 passenger. Dealer's choice. If you want a bigger one, have a bigger one. You want a smaller one? No. Little, little tiny airplane. No problem. okay well yeah if my life depended on yeah i could keep us safe okay i got to do this one time this year with a ghosty yeah you said it

was like crazy easy like pilots are getting paid way too much taking off was pretty easy yeah taking off don't if anyone's anxious flying, don't ever worry about taking off. I mean, this is the motion. Yeah. It's just a lever. Accelerate here, and then we get a certain distance. Like, yeah, we're fast enough. Yep. Let's go ahead.

Pull it up. You're flying. Easy. One direction. Landing. So, yeah, he let me take off. Landing, he was kind of like, let me help you out a little bit. Yeah.

But still, I mean, you have one joystick. You could see what the goal is. It's not like, I don't understand any of these buttons. It's like, get us to the ground. Okay. And you're just like going down and losing a little velocity here. Yeah. Yeah, I think I could.

Sully style, aquatic. I was going to say, like. I would kill all of them. We're not guaranteed that you're on a runway, you know? Like. Oh, if we're like a United 93, like just Pennsylvania field, say your prayers. I don't know about that.

I don't know. Do commercial flights have like an eject button for the pilots? Can they like ejecto seat? I don't know. I think that's like one of the things like, hey, FYI, you're staying in this thing no matter what. You got to go down with ship. Right.

Plane. Yeah. Yeah. So I think I, you of the things like, hey, FYI, you're staying in this thing no matter what. You got to go down with the ship. Right. And plane. Yeah. So I think you give me a runway. You give me a smallish plane. 100% could keep myself and people alive. 100%. It might have to depend on it. Okay.

95%. Okay. I would say there's an 80% chance I keep us alive. You flip a coin, 50-50. 50-50. 50-50? What do you mean 50-50? I don't think he understands what 50-50 means. All right. What about this one? Yeah. 50-50. 50-50. 50-50? What do you mean 50-50? I don't think he understands what 50-50 means.

All right, what about this one? Wait, okay. Oh. Can I ask you what you were going to ask me? What is it? Just so you have one answer, too. No, I want to ask you this one. You can ask me the next one.

If your life, Jake, if your life depended on it, you get a six-hour head start, could you successfully hide without being caught for six days? Who's chasing me? Everybody. Oh my gosh. It's like I'm America's Most Wanted kind of thing. I get a six-hour head start? Six-hour head start.

Six-hour head start is nice because I can get to an airport and I can say, I just go up to the counter and just... Yep. I would like to fly. I'll take a flight where no one will find me. Don't ask any questions. It's pretty remote.

Great. You have five and a half more hours before I ask any questions, so go ahead. Yeah, what's the strategy? You take a flight to somewhere... Caribbean? Where do you go? Yeah, I don't know.

Caribbean's scary because those islands are small. You're kind of... If they know you're there, you're in trouble. And they're they're gonna know you're there like they're gonna be able to check your logs yeah so i can't sorry sorry i think everything you buy whatsoever you pay in cash so they can't like national treasure that that's the one thing that like tipped them off you know like six hour head start the souvenir how much cash you got on you right so that's the thing you don't go straight to the airport. You go straight to the bank. Okay.

And I don't know where I carry it. You just come to the airport. Two tickets to Cancun, please. What are the rules on that? Because if it's my cash, I don't need to hide it, right? Like I just put it in a double? I think there's got to be rules about like more than $5,000 or $10,000 of cash. Alright, I will take the legal limit

of luggage worth of cash with me, and I think I fly to Mexico City. Okay. Highly populated, but it's like close enough where like if you fly over Europe, they're waiting for you when you land. Right. Mexico City, I get there in, I don't know, four and a half? Five? No, straight.

Okay. I don't know. From Kansas City to Mexico? Oh, I don't know, four and a half? Four and a half? Five? No, straight. Okay. I don't know. From Kansas City to New Mexico? Oh, yeah. Yeah. At least that's warmer. Sure, I could go to Canada, but it's cold there. Don't go to Canada. Yeah, Canada. They don't have that many people up there. If I want to die, I want to be hot. You don't have to

die if you're just going to get caught or not. Yeah, I think it's good. Canadian prison would be better than Mexican prison. You don't know that. I don't know that. But you do know that. So yeah, I think I take out, I go to the bank, I get a ton of cash, stop by a casino, more cash? No. Yeah, yeah.

I don't have time. And then I go to the airport, and I fly to Mexico City, and I get spray tan, keep the mustache, I'm already ready, and then I just blend in. Okay. Dye the hair dark. You could blend in as a Mexican, I think. tan, keep the mustache. I'm already ready. And then I just blend in. Okay. Dye the hair dark. You could blend in as a Mexican, I think. Oh, gracias. Gracias, mi amigo.

Maybe jugar futbol? Oh, come on. Hey, anda. Hey, tacos. Tacos. Nailed it, dude. Narcos. Narcos.

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Yeah you just did it With drugs I watch I watch television With drugs Is what you just said Cool E2 E2 E2 They're like no Just normal Normal guy Alright I watch television with drugs. That's what you just said. Cool.

E2? E2. E2? No, just normal guy. All right. Just me. No problemo. Adios.

Well, I have $20,000 worth of cash. You can eat anything. I'm going to be hiding for about five and a half more days over here. All right. Fun question. My next question for, that you can ask me if you want, is,

can I score a basket in an NBA game? Okay. Got it, got it, got it. If your life and your family's life depended on it, could you score one basket

in an NBA game? 100%, dude. You play all 48 minutes. 100%. And they don't, there's no make-a-wish situation going. They're trying as hard

as they can. Do they know that I'm only, like, it's like, who cares who wins the game? If this guy scores a basket, we all lose? Or is it like, I'm just unassuming over there in the corner. LeBron's got a double team, and he kicks it out to Big Daddy for a three. I do think you could score one, because I think they would say,

let this guy shoot. Yeah, exactly. Prove us wrong. And I make it. And even if you miss your first four, they're going to be like, great. Let him shoot again. Yeah, exactly. Prove us wrong. And I make it. And even if you miss your first four, they're going to be like, great, let him shoot again. Yes, exactly. It just takes one. Or I go to the foul line, brother. I sacrifice the body on a drive. I think

that's going to be tough. I think if their life depended on it to keep you from scoring, you're dead. I'm done. But if they're just playing a basketball game with NBA talent, I think they would let you shoot. I have a decent shot, and so every once in a while in pickup games, I'll get like two or three in a row.

After that, I'm done, though, because then they actually start playing defense on me. I cannot get my own shot worth anything. But if I just need one basket, I could do it. I think you even really kind of hustle them a little bit. Even as you go to the court, you trip and fall. I'm limping a little. Yeah, you look as unathletic as possible. Which hand should I

shoot? I'm wearing jeans. I'm wearing jeans on the court. Jeans and boots. If that doesn't work very quickly, though, then all of a sudden I'm just sweating and like, yeah, have these clod hoppers of boots. And then you're missing shots and jeans. But guess what? Why is he wearing jeans? Everyone's like, what's he doing in jeans?

He's in his dungarees. Yeah, I think you just got to hope they let you shoot, and you just got to make one. Okay. And then you're saved. And then you'll be saved. I think I could. Those are fun segments.

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I'm not sure what the best way is to leave a review when you don't have Apple. I left five stars on Spotify quite a while ago, so I thought it was time to leave a formal review. With this podcast, you're not only getting quality, clean entertainment twice a week, you're also becoming a part of a community where your fellow ghosties are rooting for you,

praying for you, and genuinely want to be friends. As an introvert, spending the weekend in a house full of strangers sounds terrifying, but that wasn't the case at all. Not only were Jake, Brad, and the whole staff so kind and welcoming,

but all the ghosties who went on the getaway were as well. I was able to stop worrying and just have fun. I would always fumble my words when trying to explain Ghost Hunters to people, but after this weekend, I truly feel like I can introduce it as two of my friends have this podcast. That's so cool. I just wanted to say a huge thank you to Brad and Jake

for doing as much as you do for the ghosty community. Y'all brighten so many days for so many people. This vacation will always be one of my most cherished memories. Looking forward to seeing what's next for y'all. Hannah. Well put, Hannah Jennings. Hannah Jennings.

Away with words. I consider you a friend as well. I say that to all the ghosties. I say, we're friends now. Seriously. Genuinely. This Friday night, we're doing a Friday Pickleball event.

Hannah Warner's coming. I'm gonna give her a big old hug. Big old hug. B-O-H. Side note. You know how i was like next to mikaela helton for the photos she pointed out to me later that i was literally right we were like next to each other for every single group photo no way it's i was like i promise i'm not trying to be creepy or anything i'm not trying she's like i'm not thinking you're creepy, but it's so funny. Um, yeah, anyway. Okay. Uh, Caitlin D Cano, Kent Cano, Cano also on the trip.

Also a joy. Just so much fun. Also just, this is her humor right here. Um, in quotation marks, that is how people get muck ducked. Is it? It's an episode. That's how people get murdered. Quotation mark and quotes.

What kind of vacation are you going on where you need to sign a waiver and quotes? This doesn't sound like something you normally do. Quote. We're just a few of the responses I got when I told friends that I'd be going on vacation with over 30 strangers and staying in the same beach house with them. I usually travel alone and was concerned

it might be too crazy, but I went anyway. I'm so glad I did. It was amazing. And the ghost runners podcast community along with Jake and Brad have built or that Jake and Brad have built is the best ever. Was it loud? And did I need naps? Yes. And it was also awesome. I told myself that it would only be five days if I ended up hating it after all things that we hate or are hard eventually end anyway, that's pretty much it. And then she said, I was not using my phone a lot. So enjoy these random photos.

So it was her Instagram caption that she posted. That was a really cool caption. Yeah. She also posted on her story. I thought I was going to hate this trip and I didn't. Yeah. That was her like recap. I don't hate this trip.

It was so fun. Like she was, she's like, she works from home. She, yeah, just doesn't like hang out with people that much. Like,

but yeah, she came on this trip and she had a blast. It was so fun to hear. Yeah. I remember I saw her just a couple weeks before the Gulf shore strip, because she was at the Denver show and we got to talk a little bit. And she was like, Hey, I'm coming to the trip. I was like, I thought that you look familiar.

I've seen you on a zoom call. And she was like, just FYI, I'm introverted. I live by myself. I work from home. I was like, okay, that's good to know. I was like, but there are going to be a lot of outgoing people, but there are times you could totally get away if you need be. And she was awesome.

She was so just like witty and funny. And yeah, Tripp would have been the same without her. Seriously, with every single person. There's so many people. We could do a whole podcast just going one by one. Hannah Creech, dude. Creech. I miss the Creech.

Hannah Clutch when she's on the cornhole bag. Hannah Clutch. I know. I think I'm going, well, I'm not going to say it just because I don't do it. But yes. Every single person that came, we love you. We're so grateful that you came. Jesse Plattner, dude.

Let's talk about Jesse real quick with Tymon. We're going around having a casual conversation. How did you start listening to the podcast? I actually found the podcast from Tymon. The Tymon trickle down? It's the first I'm hearing of this oh yeah we're getting quite a few of them these days i i mean he's just like same like uh church denomination so like i know him like through like an illinois like location of our church and like and also our family is kind of

like have known each other for a while but yeah i don't it's not like i see him all the time but like he's yeah he's a friend And I think it was just like, I maybe was visiting something in Illinois and like mentioned that I was on this podcast. I think that's how we would have found out. Yeah. Now he's on the trip. Yeah.

Do you have any stories that you remember from him? Like anything funny you guys do or anything? I don't know. I mean, he's just not specifically, but he's just like, he's quite, he's just like,

he's a character. Yeah. Like, you know, when people are like, Oh, he's a character. It's like, I know what you but he's just like... He's a character. Yeah. You know when people are like, oh, he's a character. It's like, I know what you're talking about. Jesse Platner, a character. That guy was awesome. The dude is a character.

He should be in a cartoon. He should be on Survivor. Yes. The review on Monday was about me being on Survivor. Jesse could win Survivor. Yes. He's awesome. So, anyway, shout out to Jesse.

Alvaro! You want to go down the list? They're all awesome. So, anyway, shout out to Jesse. Shout out to everyone. Alvaro. You want to go down the list? They're all awesome. I miss you guys. We should also give a quick shout out to everybody that sponsored the trip. There you go. Main Street Roasters, obviously, with coffee, gift cards, personalized coffee. Cozy Earth.

QP Goat Soaps. New Flora. New Flora. Chike Chike. Continue Good Candles. Continue Good candles continue good candles yeah our friends from kansas city rowback rowback grkc 20 courtney miller had the first pick of the draft chose rowback heck yeah that seems high quality um i'd get it yeah that might have been it is that it you think friday pickleball

friday pickleball of course of course multiple paddles given out yeah dominic got one that hasn't even come out yet. That's cool. The Mother's Day? The Mother Low. Yeah. Mother's Day one. It's fun.

All right. You guys are awesome. We love you. Yeah. Thanks for listening. And we'll see you Monday. Go Royals. Yeah. Go Royals.

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