Ghostrunners - 370 - Miracle on the Golf Course

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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Happy Monday. Gosh, I feel good today, boys. And we do have so much fun stuff to talk about today. It's going to be a really good episode. It's going to be a great episode. Hey, just want to tell a quick story. I was hanging out with my friend Will Severns the other day, and he just started the Whole30.

You guys know what the Whole30 is? I've never heard it called the Whole30. Just Whole30. Yeah, yeah. Drop the the. It's cleaner. He just started Whole30. Yeah. Search for network. Just drop the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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And then I was like, yeah, but have you ever tried raw milk? And he's like, dude, we actually get raw milk, and it does make a different whatever, all these different things back and forth. He goes, and we probably get it from the same farm as you. He's like, it's a pretty unfortunate name for and I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. We get ours, you know, whatever Catherine's mom has a hookup, whatever. Why is he just, well, why does he just assume like we probably get our, I guess maybe it's

just like this, like, not there any options or something. Maybe there's just a milk moguls. Yeah. Milk. And so apparently he's like, he's like, he's like, it's a pretty unfortunate name though. Right. I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. He's like, yeah. Okay. So we get our raw milk from this place. It's called B hole again, farms. Oh, that is unfortunate. I was like, you get, you get your, your, so you're like, Hey, like I gotta go pick up my B hole milk. Yeah. B hole. They were actually the second company in the market.

A hole was taken. A whole, a whole new world. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, Hey, but it's not, we don't sell skim. We only sell like whole raw milk. So we have to see B hole. B hole.

Yeah. Yeah. That's wild. Are they just based around here? Apparently it's like somewhere else, like small town farm, Kansas. I don't know. But they like ship it in, you know, they just sit down for a while and they just bring it in. So, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, he just picks it up. But I just hey, oh, do you mind while you're out just picking up some, you know, b-holes in town? Oh, I think this tight Beating means that it's going down With some random thoughts and white meat too Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat So come along, let's have some fun and go

Ahead get on your feet Cause this is Ghost from the SpotCast Every Monday morning we're taking care Of Ghost from the SpotCast Ghost from the SpotCast It's gonna be a great week. Hope you're doing well out there ghosties. Happy Monday. We've got some extra people in this house while we're recording right now. Yes, kind of fun little thing.

But before I tell you that we've got to take it way back. I like the Casey case of like talk, you know, he's that he's like the old like DJ from like the 80s and 90s. Yeah. Every now and then I'll do a little DJ character for Rachel. And I think it's one of her favorites and least favorites at the same time. That's what it feels like. That voice is like, we got to take it way back.

But first, let's take it back. I'm talking about Motown. Yeah. Whatever. Where were we at the other day? Rachel saw like a diffuser or something she wanted and it had a QR code on it. She's like, oh, scan that. We should buy that.

So I scanned it and it just took me to a radio. I think the name of the scent had like a code on it. So the scent was like code WBRH. We scan that, it just took me to WBRH.com. And so then I was going off, I was like, countries, number one hits for Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Don't touch that tile. where you scan that, it just took me to WBRH.com. And so then I was going off, I was like, countries number one hits for Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Don't touch that tile, we'll be right back.

And you're there, you gotta stop. Do you think there was like one company back in the day that all those like, it feels like the voice was always the same and it felt like all like the little interlude, like, you know, like, da-da-da-da-da-da WBRS. the little interlude like, you know, like WB R I love a good mashup of like artists talking. Yeah. You're listening to WB WB. All right. This is Kesha. Hey, this is Jason Aldean. This is Brad Paisley. Hey, it's Kenny Chesney. What's up y'all? Reba McIntyre here

and you're listening to WB RH. I'm Post Malone, I'm country now and I put my stuff on WBRH. Or what about timing? Can you get a effect going? Like sometimes it's almost like, it feels like they're like, not robotic, but like kind of like an extra on a telephone or something. Yeah. Can you give me, let me see. Well, just, no, just give me a.

On the RC. On the RC. Gotcha. AST. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him go. Look at his fingers go. This is why we hired him. Check, check.

Death Cap for Cutie. Sound of Silence. That's great. That kind of is what it sounds like. Good finger touching, Tyvan. Thanks. Another like... No, no, same one, same one. I only have so many options. Mr. Brightside, The Killers. And then they play the song.

And then, so then after that, they play the song. Yeah, I don't know. There's just something like, I don't know, that's how, 96.5 The Buzz. Yeah, we had Power 96.5. Nice. Hit. Doesn't it feel like it is like, you know, seven or eight different, like just, those are the,

those are the channels that everyone has. Like, it's like everyone's using 95.7. Yeah. You're driving through, you're on a road trip and you like, Oh, I don't know. The radio station is here, but I can count on like some of these like 96, five that feels like the middle of the dial. That feels like everyone should have one of those. It feels like the Christian radio stations always, you know, go for the extremes.

They're on the book ends. 88, five, one Oh six, nine. It's break those 88, three, the wind. The wind is not great. 88, five, one Oh six, nine. It's Frank. Those 88, three, the wind, the wind is not great spirit. You know, you feel it when I mean, there's so many other nouns in the Bible that I think are stronger and better than wind. What was like the station 95, seven Z 95, GZ 95.7 was like the station growing up for us. So mix 93.3 was fine. It was the the station growing up for us. Mix 93.3 was fine.

It was the competitor. It's not bad. But Z95. Now it's 95.7 the vibe. That's nice. It's fine. Day two of the limo trip, I was featured on Maid's Big Z, 105.7.

So that one's a favorite of mine, Maid's Big Z. But no, 96.5 was like top 40. 95.5, I kind of like too, because that was like eighties, nineties, and today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was one of, sorry, 102. Yeah, which also, you know, during Christmas time would always be the Christmas station. Really? Yeah.

Reverted back. Eighties, nineties, and today. Eighties, nineties, and today. Which I don't know if they've had to change that jingle a little bit, because it's like eighties, nineties, 2000s, 2010s, right? And today. Yeah. And nowadays and the 2020s and just now that is crazy to think like, yeah, we grew up in eighties, nineties and today. Now it's there's 20 more years since that generation in there. Wild man. Anyway, let's

take it way back. Let's take it way back, back, back. Brad, I've never had someone advocate for me taking a trip without them in my life. Then Brad trying to get me to go to Hawaii. Jake, I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm disappointed. We're recording this live right now. So as I mentioned last week, gay, Bolliver, gay Bolliver, you might call you gay Bolliver yet. Had to go to Hawaii, chose to go to Hawaii, nurses strike, worked there. He texted me. I think this is after we'd already recorded. He texts me after his first day there. It's

like, dude, they put me up at a five star resort on the beach in Waikiki in the Waikiki. Listen, I think people say the whole 30. They might. I don't know. I don't know. The Waikiki. I like, okay. The Waikiki on the Oahu Island. And Five Stars is like.

I don't even step foot. I don't know what they have there. Like I've been, I've been at some four star places every once in a while. And it's like, this is insane. Yeah. I've been to one four star in Hawaii. I would love to kick it up a notch. Was it insane? It was awesome. Yeah. it was on the beach. But yeah, so, and he was like, dude, I have two

like queen size beds. Like this other, like this room is not being used basically. I work 12 hour shifts every day. Like somebody needs to come enjoy this. And I'm just kind of telling Brad this, like, isn't that kind of crazy? And Brad's like, dude, you have to go. Yeah.

Trey's having a baby. Rachel is a full-time nanny this week. Did I talk about that last week? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Rachel's gone, basically. She's doing her job and then nannying full-time this week. Brad's like, this is the perfect week for you to go.

Who says no? You have to do it. Yeah. And so I'd been looking, I've been looking, and there's a couple of times. Well, ultimately I decided what's better than a trip to Hawaii is spending some of that money that maybe I would have spent to go there and back.

It's spending it to surprise Rachel and the boys a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit of the boys. I've always wanted to hire, I shouldn't say always, in the last three months, I've somewhat considered hiring a professional organizer. Yeah. Yeah. I always thought that looked fun. Never saw Marie Kondo, but heard about her.

Yeah. And like heard it was good. She's great. Yeah. What do you know about her? I know I watched maybe one or two episodes of what she did. Tidy and up or was I was called cleaning up? Getting getting clean. No, that's a rehab show. No, I'm healing, healing, healing, healing cleaners. And she like, she like went through clothes one by one and she's like, you're, you need to let this close. Go. You can, you can say like, thank you to the clothes. And then just like have an emotional moment with these clothes, but you don't have to have an emotional attachment to keep. So it's like, thank you. And then like put it in the goodwill bag. Thank you. I forget. There was some like, we're like phrase for it. Like, you know,

whatever. Thank you for blessing you. You've given me more. Yeah. Whatever. Given me fat. I also, I didn't know about that. I also read some article recently. I think she, she either had, she either went from one to two or two to three kids. And she's like, it's impossible to have a clean house. And I was so validated by that. I was like, thank you, Marie. It is impossible. But I just Googler, can you guess her height? Oh, she's little. She's five foot.

She's five foot four. Correct answer was Japanese for seven. Oh, Japanese for seven. Japanese for seven. Don't touch that dial. 60 minutes of commercial free radio. What does that mean? She's four foot seven uh-huh. I said the Japanese thing just to be funny. She's four seven She is Japanese for seven just to make it seem like they have different measurements four sevens like Crazy short is that like legal midge

We're talking like, cause she'd be at the, what's the, Oh yeah. Yeah. We put a pin in that. Yeah. What? So they had a different word for it. We, we, they called it, we, well on the live, over the Eracom, they called it one thing,

but on the billboard, they called it like, we man wrestling or something like that. Brad and I were in some interesting places. Anyway, yeah, I didn't know much about Marie Kondo, but I've heard that she's like, yeah, you touch this. Like, does it spark joy? If not, yes, does it? Yeah, does it bring your joy?

Right. Well, thankfully I didn't have to do that. That would have taken a while. They're just organizing your stuff. Yeah, I, yeah. So I was like, how fun would it be, Rachel? She's like working like a hundred hour week this week. She gets to come home to like a completely organized,

clean house. I thought that'd be so cool. It's so fun. And so, yeah, I hired this team and they came over yesterday for the first time. And it's been really fun. I mean, just off the get-go, when I called this company to start off with, the woman I talked to,

we had so many connections. She did not only just knew about Canna Cuck, but did Canna Cuck, was a K-West camper when I was a K-West camper, and was the princess when I was there. I was like, oh my gosh, I'm sure I would, if I saw a 13-year-old picture of you, I'd for sure have a crush on you again probably.

I don't remember. Which girl? It was just the sales girl. Oh, okay, I see. So, haven't seen her. I don't know what she looks like. Gotcha. That's crazy.

How'd you even find- Really fun vocal. Did she know who you were? I DMed three companies on Saturday and then there was the company who's here now. They were the ones that were like, hey, we could chat tomorrow morning. I was like, wow. Can we give her a shout out?

Yeah. Let's make a shout out? Yeah. Let's make sure I get it right. To be organized. I'm pretty sure that's what it's called. To be. Yeah, yeah, that's it. To be whole. Yes.

To be organized. To be. Yeah, they're great. They don't make me touch everything and talk about my feelings, which is nice. And they're very quick on the ball. So yeah, I'm talking to this girl. I'm like, it's a pretty small, it's an old house.

I like, it's not in a super bad shape. It's just probably like most people. Just like a ton of clutter. We don't throw things away. Just need help there. She's like, great. So I'll send a team of three or four for at least two full days.

I was like, sheesh, is it that bad? Like I sent him some pictures. I didn't think it was that bad. I think it was all right. Yeah, we're gonna put our A team on this. Yeah, wow, three or four for that long. Yeah, I was like, dang. But you sent him the garage.

I did send him the garage. I haven't looked at the garage recently. You know, I've been full hillbilly lately. I've been burning. Yeah, every now and then I like to really revert back to the Strafford day. I'll take my shirt off. I'll take my socks off. So I'll just be back there. I like to try and stick my gut out more.

Just looking at the fire. There's something about just watching fire. Yeah. Yeah. Call them the twin towers out there when they're going. I mean, I got two barrels. Yeah, I can really burn through some trash. Oh yeah.

Okay. So anyway, I got through a ton. So the garage is looking better, But anyway, it's great. You know, it's always fun when you, you wanna do something nice for your wife and to do that, you have to turn off the ring doorbell camera. I think that's a sign of like, this is for you.

Like I'm doing this for you. I don't know why the wifi is just being finicky. Yeah, she's like, why'd you take your wedding ring off? It's part of it. It's all part of the thing. I have to do this. Dennis is texting me that like three or four women are coming over days at a time.

Like Dennis, you keep your mouth shut. Hey, what are you worried about the concrete? Yeah, right? What are you worried about the construction over there, man? All right, Dennis? It was crazy. They showed up yesterday the same day that they were pouring my concrete in the driveway.

It's insane around here. I took a photo. I wasn't even like, so I spent like all day Monday just prepping the house to be cleaned because there were just a bunch of, just crud everywhere. Isn't that classic like, hey, we have cleaners coming so we need to go clean.

Clean, clean, clean. I will say I didn't go like too crazy. Like I can imagine how my mom would have done this and that would have been insane. It's like, I kind of picked it off. Would your I've done it though. Like would she have needed it done? Oh Yeah, they they haven't thrown anything away ever. Oh fun fact. So she needs to Marie Kondo some things Yes, or just give you some stuff. That's what my parents like every other time I see him They're like, hey, we got a trash bag full stuff for you

And it's like kind of one of those things, like it's your responsibility now. You can throw it away if you want. We're not gonna throw it away for you because it's your stuff. Daniel Tosh on his podcast, every time he has a guest, he gives them just junk from his house. That's like new stuff, but it's like stuff he's never gonna use and hasn't used yet.

That's great. And usually the guests are like somewhat reluctant, like, oh, cool. He's like, you have to, I just need it out of my just need it out of my house. You have to do something with it. Anyway, seeing you guys a picture. This is Monday. I'm in the process of cleaning out my house, taking things from the house into the Bondi truck, kind of winterizing that. And as I'm doing that, I'm like, this is amazing. I have to I've just taken this picture right now because we've got a guy mowing the lawn six inches from my car, which is parked diagonally,

because that's the only spot I can get it in. We've got one car backing into my makeshift gravel driveway, because I can't park in the real driveway. They're in the process of pouring concrete. We've got people everywhere. And there's a guy weed eating behind me. I mean, it was a scene. I mean, there's just stuff everywhere.

I'm looking at this picture, and I'm seeing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6 men in this picture right here. It's a small little picture. Yeah. It's just like of my driveway. Can you imagine what those mowers are thinking? Like just, yeah, just how hectic that it all is in the midst of everything else. And they're like, why does he care about mowing his lawn right now? It's mainly mud and gravel. Just insane. Yeah. Have you talked about how you have to like drive on your grass to like get to your driveway? It's a lot of yard driving. A lot of yard driving.

But I think in the next 24 hours or so, I think I have a new driveway. I think I'm good to go. It looks good. Yeah, good concrete. Although they like poured it, smoothed it out. Kind of a fun process to watch. They just started sprinkling yesterday.

Oh, am I gonna have a little like texture? It's gonna be like a basketball surface a little bit. But then they re-smoothed it. Really? But I thought about, I was like, should I put have a little like texture? That's gonna be a basketball surface a little bit. Yeah. But then they re-smoothed it. Really? But I thought about, I was like, should I put my face in it? Yeah. Would they like that?

You should get like some, like if you knew what your kid was gonna be named, you could like, sorry, you're not pregnant yet, but. No. Well, we don't know. But we got the names picked out. Yeah, yeah. So you like put like a little tiny hand in there

and you're like, I was thinking of you when they poured the concrete three years before you were born. Oh, I would do such a bad job trying to make a little hand like, oh, that doesn't look right. Because like a pop, they drew it. Anyway, it's just been very fun. So these girls come over yesterday.

I don't know what was going to happen. I don't know if they would speak English. I don't know if that's kind of Marie Kondo's doing or just like how I feel about the cleaning industry. Maybe these people come over yesterday. I didn't know what was gonna happen. I didn't know if they would speak English. I don't know if that's kind of Marie Kondo's doing or just like how I feel about the cleaning industry. These people are more organizers. I feel like those are the white girls. Yes, and they are. And they're great.

We got Chrissy, we got Bailey, we got Kennedy, fun crew. Lot of good times had yesterday. But it's also pretty embarrassing to just let people in like, hey, can you just like help me out? And they come in like, let's start the podcast studio and like, whoa. And there's just like a full size skeleton in the air for a Friday Pickleball video I did. I mean, just stuff everywhere. I will say they could not believe the amount of fan mail we had. Oh, it's like stuff that we've just collected over the years and for people.

And I was like, that is quite a bit. It is crazy. I think it helped when you went on tour, cause you know. I get stuff in person. And yes, dude, there was times where you came back from tour with like a backpack full of stuff. Yeah. I, I want to say, who was it? Maybe Paige Cuckoo, but got me all those like Canadian snacks. Like those were in here yesterday. Oh, it's gonna be hard time.

Cause he was like. Michigan snacks. Michigan snacks. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody else got us some Canadian snacks. It's the expiration date on this? I was like, take those chips, Kenny.

Which that's kind of funny. I've been giving stuff away to them. I'm like doing the opposite of what they want to do. Like I was like, I gave, one of the girls was like, it smells like Diva. I was like, you want, I have actually, take some Diva. So you knew about Diva? Yeah, so I gave, Kenny's got some Diva.

I gave him all a pickleball paddles. I want to give him Bondi t-shirts. I tried to give him cozy earth towels. I'm really decluttering onto them. Like here to take my crap. Yeah. It's like one of those, like the Cobbler's shoes or like never fit or whatever. Like the idea of like, yeah, they, do you know that?

Sorry. Oh, like, I've never heard that in my life. So good. You guys always make me doubt myself. Cobbler's shoes. I really like it. I really like it. It's just funny. The Cobbler's such a good one. You guys always make me doubt myself. Cobblers, shoes. I really like it. I really like it. It's just funny.

The cobblers shoes are never fixed. Yeah. Do you know the- Eat the frog. So a cob, yeah, exactly. People do eat the frog. Eat the cobblers shoes. In other words, like, hey, yeah.

You know, the woodworker's table is never built kind of thing. Like they have time, like in other words, they're cleaning everybody else's house, but then they come home to a absolute pit at their house. Yeah. No crap where you eat. I don't know if that's right.

Yeah, yeah. The Cobbler's children have no shoes is an old Spanish proverb that means a skilled expert often neglects their own expertise and their personal life while focusing on their work or clients. That's a little different than the woodworker's table never being done. His children don't have shoes. Yeah, he's the guy that makes shoes. He's not making them for his kids. Yeah, Cobbler's got a real priority issue.

Yeah, he's putting work way over family. That's right. Yeah, that's deep. I'll talk to Chrissy. I'll make sure her kids have shoes. That's the takeaway I got. Because you got some shoes that some shoes that you probably were like, hey, we got shoes. Take some. Those don't bring me joy anymore. Go ahead and take them. What size are you, Chrissy? They're not spark and joy. I guess I was like, girl, you're probably women's size 12, right? I was like, uh, and you guys got boyfriends or husbands, size medium, like to golf. I got some golf polos for you.

I love it. So given all this stuff away, but they've been great. And so what has been embarrassing? Just the amount of just like stuff you have or just like, yeah, stuff you have to explain. Cause I just, you know, I have seven jobs. I have so many sporting goods. And you know, they're like, what do we have here? I'm like, oh, that's a different, you know,

they're even asking me about like, oh, what's this? Oh, wow. So your podcast has a hundred thousand subscribers cause they see this plaque in the corner. So that's actually something else. And that's what a lot of those costumes in the closet are from, actually. We don't need those anymore though. Santa costume.

Put it in the Brad bin. Yeah, right. That's so fun. So yeah, hopefully somewhere on my Instagram probably will do some before and after, but I'm really excited for Rachel to come home and figure out it was better money spent than going to Hawaii.

Last thing I want to say about this. So yeah, I was in my kind of bedroom office editing yesterday while they're in their work, it's always kind of chatting. I don't know how this gets brought up, but one of the girls, she was, how does this get brought up? Doesn't matter, it's gonna sound a little weird now,

just out of nowhere, but it's an insane story. So, she said when she was in fourth grade, that their school was like, hey, we gotta teach these kids, they're not gonna learn American history through a textbook. All right, and we gotta teach them the bad stuff. They're in fourth grade, it's time they learned. A fourth grade, I'm trying to remember

what I learned in fourth grade. I remember reading holes and walk two moons. Walk two moons, I kinda remember that too. The cobblers. Cobblers moons are never full. Cobblers moons are always waxing. That's so funny. Holes was fifth grade for me

because it was probably a brand new book and we're a year apart. Yeah. Yeah. Fun. Okay. Fourth grade, yeah. I remember my fourth grade teacher, Mr. Estelle,

reading Walk Two Moons to us out loud and like tearing up. I'm like, whoa, I've never seen a man cry at this point. I'm 10 years old, never seen this happen before. Didn't know they could. Yeah. Is this allowed? Yeah, I thought that was just male seahorses. Anyway, so it's time that the children learned.

And so the specific topic is segregation and how this, yeah, you can, like, I already don't like where this is going. Yeah, okay. So she said they split up the whole grade into two colors. I was like, look out. All right, yeah. Now I will say the colors are red and blue. Okay.

You know, kind of a Dixie Stampede thing. It's not north and south anymore. It's east and west. Let's say it's November of an election year. You guys be red, you guys be blue. Let's just, you know, so things you guys value. No. Okay. So basically she said half the class were the blue people

and the teachers yelled at them. They would like scream at them for no reason. They'd get them in trouble. They'd send them to the principal's office for no reason. They'd get them in trouble. They'd send them to the principal's office for no reason. They couldn't use the restroom. Was this like a day long simulation? I think a day long thing.

Wow. They couldn't use the same water fountains. I mean, like just like treating them really poorly. Sure. You know, but you know, 60 years ago, American segregation, whatever. And then the red team, they're getting extra ice cream, pats on the back, yeah, all this stuff.

And I was like, first of all, this is insane that they did this in fourth grade. Second of all, this was in Platte City, and it makes sense why Scott's homeschooling. Probably a good choice. It makes sense why Sam's racist. No, just kidding, I'm kidding. I'm teasing. Missouri, man, I tell you what.

Not a good look for the Mormons. Anyway she said, she's like, our school kind of got canceled for this. This word got out and we got in big trouble for it. I was like, that's probably fair. But I was like sitting here being like, my comedian takeaway from this is this is so funny. Because you'd be sitting there like, Team Red, not so bad. Yeah, right.

Why don't we do this more? Yeah. This is awesome. Jose's over there on Team Red like, I'm all right with this. What if we do a little reverse kind of reparations via treatment for, I don't know, a hundred years or so. That's just wild that like, even as a, as like a simulation, these teachers were like,

I think it's a good idea to just abuse, like verbally abuse these kids. Like, yeah, it's like the Stanford prison experiment, but worse and on children. I don't know what that is. That's like, um, they, uh, basically just this experiment where they told some people like, Hey, we're going to do kind of a fake prison and you are the prisoners and you're the guards. And very quickly they saw this psychology change. Like these people used to be peers. They used to be equals in the second they told they were in charge.

The way they start treating people is different. They started. I got you. That's my summary from like, Sure. It's rough, but something like that. Yeah. I've heard of other studies where it's like,

Hey, you guys got the better score or whatever. Like, and so therefore they think they're better than that. Yeah, I've heard of other studies where it's like, hey, you guys got the better score or whatever. And so therefore they think they're better than whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, that's so wild. I've never heard an elementary school story like that. In fourth grade. Yeah, we'd just scream at the blue kids. I'm like, oh my gosh.

Their lunch was 20 minutes shorter, you know, all that stuff. And I was like, man, you know there's kids sitting there being like, man, team red, not bad. Man, we had it made. This is awesome. Team red like finally was able to like play basketball and like score. This is great. There was a black kid on team red.

Never been easier. Never been easier for him. Crazy. Wow. That's wild that they were willing to and then like, yeah, like, because it's one person having the idea and then going to somebody else and being like, where do we separate the kids? And they're like, great idea, Amy. Yes. Oh my gosh. Yes. Let's do that soon. And we got to do the whole grade. So let's tell the other teacher too.

Hey, Melissa, we're thinking about doing this thing. Yeah, it sounds like foolproof, no problem. Well, if you ran it through the superintendent, oh shoot, we got to have superintendent. Hey, excuse me, we're thinking about segregating the kids and treating them poorly. Oh my gosh, yes. Yeah, I don't see why not.

Makes sense to me. All right. It's like, okay. And it's crazy. Cause this girl's, I don't know. She seemed 18 years old now. So that was probably eight years ago. Like this is.

Close. I think she's out of college. Okay. Whatever. 12 years ago, 15 years ago. And she got canceled way back then. Like before canceling was like, just, you could look at somebody wrong these days and get canceled. I feel like, I, yeah, I don't know what kind

of cancellation it was or if they were just like, don't ever do that again. They got, they got in trouble for it. Yeah. I think it'd be funny if it wasn't that easy to pass it. And it was like, they, these, like this like group of psychos had been like planning this and they've been like, we got people to cycle out of the like school system until like finally it's all them. They're like, now we can run this. Now we can do it. They tried to do it when they were in kindergarten. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The brass was just too high on them. Yeah, like wait till he retires and we can do the red blue thing. Yeah. Oh, for one day it's gonna be glorious. It's like, yeah, it sounds like insane teachers are like, I'd love an excuse to scream with these kids. Yeah.

Please put me on the blue team. Right. Like they're finally, yeah, they're waking up that morning. They're getting to school early. Yeah. Ready to go. Originally, let's be honest, it wasn't red and blue, it was black and white. And they're like, someone was like, all right, that's two on the nose. Let's at least change the color. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy, man. That was a great part of yesterday. Yeah. And I legitimately wrote that down in my stand up notes. It's like, I don't know how I'm going to use this, but that's amazing. That's a great story.

That's just, I can't believe that's real. Oh, it just makes me uncomfortable thinking about it. Yeah. It's also very sad. It's just wild. I mean, in some aspects of it seem like maybe helpful, but maybe not that age. You need to understand it to an extent, but you don't need to like understand it by, cause then the next, so here, whatever. They weren't truly like getting segregated and persecuted.

So I could say, I can compare it to this. I remember when I got hazed in my fraternity in college and hazing was like, quote unquote, very, very light, like compared to what you hear some people. But like these guys that were supposedly your fraternity brothers all of a sudden were just jerks to you for weeks. And then you get initiated in there, like you're like trying to be like your best friend again.

And I'm like, no, I'm not, I don't like you as much as I used to. Like that's what's going to happen with these kids of like, okay, yeah, the simulation's over, but I've seen a side of you, Mr. Green, that I do not like. Yeah. I'm nine years old. I don't have a ton of emotional intelligence. So I saw my teacher scream at me. It's gonna be a while before I get over that. I don't understand that. She remembers it to this day. Yeah. She won't go back.

Yeah. That's almost like, that's what I get cringy about. Yeah. That's a good point. And also one other quick thing from yesterday, when you said pledge brothers, it reminded me. So Bailey, the other girl was here. She was telling a story when she first started working here. I guess she was like, they had her like write some errands, like, can you go to Target for us from this? And she was like telling her boyfriend like, yeah, today was awesome.

They had me go to like the container store and then Target. And he was like, oh no, you're Brendan. She's like, what does that mean? And I guess her boyfriend was like, Brendan's our pledge. She was not good at anything else. So we make him run errands. So the, all the girls, they call her Brendan. They're like, yeah, Brendan can't do much. Brendan's here for the vibes. That's amazing. Yeah. Brendan's dad had a, you know, strongly worded email. Yeah. That's funny. So Brendan and the girls is shame. So what did they, what did they say when they walked into your room

and they saw three 50 gallon drums of granola? I don't even know if we've got over that. Yeah. I think it's like, let's do the closet, let's do here. So are they adding like systems or like, I've seen people that like will do the garages and will like add hooks or add shelving or whatever.

That is part of it. Yeah. Like teach teach a man how to fish a little bit to teach a cobbler how to whittle, how to how to how to cob, cob full time. Yeah. Yeah. Because I was like, that's what Rachel and I need is like not just like a one time thing, but like get it ready so we know where to keep this up.

So it's cool. It's fun. Um, it's a fun little thing. And people, you know, if they came here, like, this is so nice. You're surprised to your wife with this. I'm like, well, I live here too. So I'm also gonna benefit a lot. And I'm the more, I'm the one who would probably prefer to be more organized. So I really fired up about it.

So, yeah, so it's fun. Little deal. Fun little deal. Speaking of fun little deals. Yeah. Main Street Roasters, uh, Fun little deal. Speaking of fun little deals. Main Street Roasters is a company that sells coffee that is supporting us and sponsoring us. And they have a website called MainStreetRoasters.com where they sell coffee. They sell beans, which is coffee beans.

They sell tea. They sell leaves. They sell grounds, which is coffee grounds. Coffee grounds. They sell merch, which has a coffee themed merch. And it's 10% off if you use the code GRKC. So we love Main Street Roasters. I made my best cold brew batch yet with Main Street Roasters recently. And I am just buzzing about it.

It was so good that like Catherine, who's not a cold brew person is now a cold brew person. So she's all about it. Yep. So anyway, go to mainstreamistureroaster.com, check out their beans. And? They have some new fall flavors.

Tell me about them. Southern pecan pie flavored coffee. How do you say that word? I say pecan. No flavored. I'm just kidding. Flavorade. Flavor red.

Yeah, flavor red. Yeah. Some people say pecan. I think that's a Northern thing. I feel like it's on cooking, some people say pecan. I think that's a Northern thing. I feel like it's a... On cooking shows, people say pecan. Pecan. I thought it was a Southern thing. No, I think pecan is Southern.

Oh, well, how about me? I think if you're a little bit more lazy with that tongue, you just say pecan. Like molasses is coming out your mug. Spilling out your mouth. Yeah, pecan. Pecan, Southern pecan pie. Yeah.

Caramel crunch. How do you say that word? Caramel. I say caramel. Yeah. Pecan. Pecan. Southern pecan pie. Yeah. Caramel crunch. How do you say that word? Caramel. I say caramel. Yeah. Caramel. I'll say crayon. I'll give that the respect it's due. I'm not gonna say crown like some hillbilly, but I will say caramel. What about crayon?

I say crayon. Korean? I'm a crayon guy. North Korean? North Korean. Yeah. Dennis Rodman? That's it. Yeah. Like when I was young and when I was dumb, I used to say like, can I borrow the red crown? And then I grew up and I started saying soda instead of pop. I started saying crayon.

You say soda. I grew up. I say soda to like a random person that I don't know. But someone comfortable on I'll go back to my roots and say pop. That's fair. I resonate with that. Sometimes I am a little bit like somewhere. Do you guys have soda? I'm not gonna say to you guys. I pop with that. Sometimes I am a little bit like somewhere. Do you guys have soda? And I can say to you guys, I pop.

You have any pop here? I want to have some. What kind of pop? Some for me. Yeah, it's just like you turn it as a grocer. I need some. You look like a beer pop. You have Gilbert Gottfried is.

Oh, yeah. He was the little toucan in Aladdin. That's right. His most famous role. Maybe. Honestly. That's the end part. You got some pop. Where's your pot? I'll just say, what do you guys say when you think, when you say like, do you say premium coffee or do you say mainstream roasters? Cause they're the same thing. I grew up saying mainstream roasters and now I still say Main Street Roasters. Same. Same. Main Street Roasters. Do you guys have any Main Street Roasters here? They're like, I don't know.

We have we have this kind of cruddy brand. I was like Not Main Street Roasters, please. I want Main Street Roasters, please. Mm-hmm. I'd like it for 10% off with GRKC as my promo code. And you can have that. So go to MainStreetRoasters.com check them out. off with GRKC as my promo code. And you can have that. So go to mainstreamroasters.com, check them out. And here are the details of the Main Street Roasters get together. You want the deets, you want the deets.

Whereas Brad, his kids have to eat. Yeah, we wanted to wait and make sure, I'm recording this a couple of days later by myself in the studio. Just wanna make sure we had it all ironed out. So, still getting to the details. Had a great call with the fine folks at Mace Roasters today and we're so pumped.

It's gonna be so fun. I think for us, what has just become more and more apparent with what you guys are seeking and what you're wanting and what you're enjoying out of a lot of these in-person events, it seems like 80% of it is the friends you meet along the way. And it has nothing to do with me and Brad, which is really fun. So we want to give plenty of time to do that.

Another thing we learned on the phone call is that Mates Roasters is doing just fine without us, so to speak. You know, we were like, should we be there all day, sun up, sun down, pack the house? And they're like, maybe on Saturdays we have like a pretty consistent line the whole like morning and early afternoon. It was like, okay, we don't need to like make it stressful on you guys. We're here to like make this like fun and easy

and support you. But if it's just gonna add stress and you need to hire more employees, it's gonna be great. So here's what we're gonna do. Here's what we're gonna do. Here's what we're gonna do. This is gonna be a ticketed event, but we're gonna make do. Here's what we're going to do. This is going to be a ticketed event, but we are going to make this as cheap as possible

and going to make it a thing where your ticket comes with a little something. So each ticket, it's going to be a $25 ticket that just gets you into, they're going to be shutting down Main Street Roasters at 2 p.m., getting it ready for us. And so we can go there at 4 p.m. Okay, 4 p.m.

Saturday, let me pull up what date that is just to make sure I nail it. Saturday, October 26th. Yes, Saturday, October 26th. That's the day, 4 p.m. They're shutting it down. That's where we can hop in there. And your $25 ticket is gonna get you a free meal,

like item, like dinner, lunch, whatever you want from their menu, a bottle of water and a cookie. So that's what you get as well as just like five hours of just fun vibes, hang out. Let me tell y'all more about it. But there is also gonna be a second ticket, a secondary ticket.

Did I say secondary twice? I'm gonna say, time in, leave it in, let them know. Let them know I have flaws, all right? And there are S words, not like that. Leave it in, leave it all in. I'm gonna house by myself, is it going well? Okay, so to start today, there's going to be a second option for a ticket.

It's going to be the VIP ticket. There's only 10. Only 10 of these tickets are available. We're going to meet up at 930 AM, a little VIP breakfast at Main Street Roasters in their conference room. We said, how many can it hold? They said 12. We said, great.

Doing the math here. We're going to sell 10 tickets. So the first 10 to sign up right now on our website, GhostHunters.life, you can have VIP access. It's going to be Brad and I for about an hour-ish, an hour and 15 minutes, 9.30 a.m. to 10.45. Just round table and just the 12 of us hanging out, 10 spots, $75 tickets. Okay. We're going to do that conference room.

Make sure it's going to be really fun. And then they have newly built outdoor pickleball courts in Napanee. So of course we're going to go there. Take advantage of that. I think there's either six or eight pickleball courts should be enough for everybody. So if you want Brad and I then are going to go at 11 a.m. To the pickleball courts should be enough for everybody. So if you want, Brad and I then are gonna go at 11 a.m. to the pickleball courts in Napanee. I believe it's Stauffer, Staffer, something like that.

S-T-A-U, Stauffer, Russell Stauffer Park, his name of it, Stauffer Park. They have the courts, really just any, it's not gonna be hard to find. Any really like tennis court surface in Napanee is probably the pickleball courts that we're at. It's pretty small town ask the Amish say Hey, where are those? Hey, where are those Yankees in town? Where'd they head off to? They'll tell you Anyway, so that's gonna start at 11. Maybe we do that two hours I don't know what the weather is gonna be like in late October in northern Indiana

But if it's sunny if it's nice, we'll be up there for a long time And then we've got kind of a few hours until Main Street Rosers opens up for us. I should mention, you're allowed to go there. It's not like they are like shooing us away, like don't come here, we're too busy, we don't need you. They're like, yeah, invite everyone, come and go as you please.

We're just not like asking everyone to come during the morning when they're already swamped. So go get a coffee there, go get breakfast there, whatever. But this is kind of Brad and I schedule. So into the afternoon, I'm sure we'll go get lunch somewhere. This is kind of a free space. Let's see what the Mennonites are up to. Let's see if the Amish need help. If they were doing a little barn raising, maybe there's a picnic in the park we should join. I don't know. We're going to let the afternoon come to us. And then at 4pm, this is the official start of the Main Street Roasters meet up. 4 p.m. meet right there. It's on Main Street. Napanee, Indiana.

We've got some fun things planned. I don't know if I want to spoil all of it, but bring some board games if you want. Bring the vibes around 6 p.m. We're going to do a little dinner there. And then at 7.30, we're going to do an unrecorded podcast with you guys. Some people would call this conversation. Some people would say, Jake, humans have been doing this for years. I say, no, I just invented it.

This is brand new, revolutionary. Me and Brad, uninhibited by technologically enhanced amplification and also recording devices. Just chitting, chatting, doing both with you guys. So that's how we're gonna end the night, the last hour and a half-ish of the night. It's just gonna be a Q&A with you guys.

We will answer any question you ask us and it's not gonna be posted anywhere. So it's just like, we're really just hanging this day. We're really just hanging out. So that's what you can expect out of the day. Saturday, October 26th, Napanee, Indiana. All this information is on our website. That's where you can buy the tickets.

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And I'm a statistic because I'm part of the transition. I don't know how this happened, but I grew up saying pop and now I say soda. It's changing. Barons man, barons onyx. Barons of Monix. I don't know. Interesting. So you say soda all the time. Barons. Barons of Monix. I don't know. Interesting.

So you you say soda all the time. I think so. Are you sure? Every now and then I'll say soda pop. I like that. Like as a goofy thing. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.

OK. You guys got any soda pop? I'll allow that. Not not on Iran. It like reminds me of old people. It's kind of gross. It's kind of gross. I hate when people say gross, but it's not gross.

It's gross. Dude, that reminds me. I hate when people say gross, but it's not gross. It's not gross. It's kind of gross. Dude, that reminds me, I got called at a time and I need your help. So I... Rachel is naming this family of three, ones in middle school, ones in high school. They both do K-Life, which is fun. They were doing K-Life Monday night, so I was like,

I want to go and help drop you off. I wanted to see it. It was really fun. I went to text Peter, like, dude, I forgot. We used to have it made. We were so close to everything. Yes. Chick-fil-A was right there. Panda backyard, McDonald's backyard. What do you need? Everything was a high V across the street. You want to go play pickup basketball? Sure. Right there. Right there. Want to get shot? Yes. It's also an option. Yeah. There was an actor shooting there one time. No problem. But also Dennis Rodman there one time in the Kansas City Star. Yeah. Look it up. Look it up.

So one of the girls that Rachel Nades for she's like, oh, yeah, I went to K life last week and I mentioned your name and so and so said she knew you. And I was like, oh, yeah, I almost hired her for Bondi. So I haven't met her. But yes, I know who she is. And she's like, yeah, she said she knew you. She said, oh, Jake, he's so millennial. I know who she is and she's like, yeah, she said she knew you she said oh Jake. He's so millennial I feel like that's not good

I translate. I don't know. I've never heard like that Why is that the first thing that they said about you? It was not only the first thing but yeah It was also like the first time I've heard it as an adjective and I didn't like it being thrown at me So millennial. Yeah, and we've never met in person. So I don't, you know, just my Instagram, we had texted a bit, I, millennial texting maybe? I don't know what that would mean. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I wish I could help you. So millennial. It sounds like a lovable, lovably negative word. What'd you say? You know? Oh, wait, before that I said my socks. No, I. What'd you say? You know? Oh, wait, before that, I said my socks. No, I said, would you agree? Oh, yes, yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, Grandpa,

he's a little old fashioned. He's so, yeah, yeah, he's an old soul. It's like, okay, that means you kind of think they're boring, but you also respect them a little bit because of it. Oh, Mrs. Johnson, she's a little bit because of it. Oh, Mrs. Mrs. Johnson. She's a she's a little uptight. Yeah, she, she wishes it was red and blue. So Mr. Cranston, he's, he's cool, but he's like, he's millennial. Mr. White.

Millennial. Interesting. I got called that. Yeah. Oh, Jake, yeah, he's millennial. That doesn't sound familiar to you? No. Obviously we all know the word. Someone's saying someone's so millennial, I don't know. Your friends aren't going around calling people that. Like what are the stereotypes of a millennial? Like what's the typical?

I feel like when millennials were like in their young 20s, they were getting the same kind of like rap that every generation always gets. Like these people don't want to work. Like we wanted to work. And then you realize like, yeah, every generation has been labeled that in their young 20s. But I don't know what our stereotype is now.

So millennial. He like started his own business. He doesn't use his degree. He is always on social media. He uses Facebook. Maybe that's what it is. Facebook user. Anyway, that's it.

Just a millennial guy. I am curious, how many terms is Gen Z actually using that I'm hearing about? And how many are just like social media jokes? More like TikTok comment type words. Like how many, in your vernacular, sorry, Tim, in the way you speak. Infinite history. So maybe time, it could use a little red blue for his last history credit. Yeah, maybe we should teach his history screaming out. Maybe he'll teach it.

Like, like, can you think of words that we don't use that you use or that your friends use? I don't know. I feel like honestly, me and my friends are not at an extreme. Like sure. You guys are. I'd say we're pretty mild. You don't have like one friend that's like trying a little too hard. Not really.

Maybe not even like really close friends. I don't know. All right. I'm going to give you a word and you tell me how often you guys use it. Okay. Me too. I only have one in mind. So it's pretty quick.

I'm pretty curious about a few. Okay. The word mid. I feel like that is one of the more popular Okay, or Gen Z terms how often I can go ahead and define it to the people that don't know it language of origin mid Just like something that's like eh, not great. Yeah, not high not low. It's in the mid. Yeah I'd say Mmm, not not too much. But like use it a mid amount that yeah, you could say that I don't think Probably less than a less than most Gen Z

It's probably you hear it from your friends. I'd say yeah occasionally. Okay. Sure. I've used it occasionally Okay, that's more than Millennials. What about? cringe Cringe is pretty I Didn't know that was a really a Gen Z thing as an ad would say pretty often Yeah, like if some yeah Catherine use it the other day. I was like, don't stop. You sound so awkward. You don't like her saying cringe. I don't know. I don't like it. It's just a new word that I'm like, you learn this word. Like that's funny. That word doesn't seem new to me. I

do think the millennial version cringy was to say that's the millennial version. So cringy is pretty cringe. Yeah. Yeah. Cringy, I feel like was the millennial, like millennials originated cringe, but we just said cringy. Yeah. Yeah. I think probably. Yeah. Yeah. But then cringy. Drop the E. It's cleaner. It's so the cringe. All right. Okay. Do you guys describe, do you describe food as gas? No. Okay. Unless around us. Unless we're joking.

I mean, but just very rarely. Cause I've heard, I've heard some, some of Isaac's friends, I'll say that, use that term. Yeah, I would never. Gas. Yeah, I don't think myself or my friend group would use that not jokingly. And even if that very, very like, it's uncommon.

What about slaps? Good. Oh, that's more definitely more So you say slaps? I'd say so slap slaps. Do you say slaps? No, no Yeah, like yeah, like it's just like slaps. Yeah, that's that'll get used I think I've in a somewhat goofy way said that one's a slap-a-rino like done my own version of the common word so millennial. Dang it. I just had two of them. Oh, speaking of slaps, similar with bop. I think that was a similar word around the same time. So as long as bop is good.

Oh, you're using bop. Not much. Not as much as slaps. Twist it. What are some words that you and I used? Do you guys say awkward ever? Yeah. I feel like awkward was like a really popular word. What do you mean? Just like, I mean, yeah, things are awkward

I didn't know that you describe it as because instead of uncomfortable or oh Whatever for fringe or for sure awkward That was a normal part of our vernacular if you're in your guy friend group and someone has like a good burp Do you say good push? Nope. All right So, yeah good burp. Do you say good push? Nope. All right. Never. I've always made it up at this point. So yeah. No, I, well, you said Isaac's friends. So I was like, let me think about what Isaac's friends have said around me. And yeah, one time I burped around Parker and he was like, good push. I've never heard that like That just sounds like a Parker thing. That's Parker. That's just Parker for you. Good push.

Okay, those are good. Those are guests. I like this. Should we do some no dumb, don't dumb, no dumb questions? I feel like we have one really good story. We gotta get to it sooner rather than later. Let's get to it, let's get to it. We have, honestly, we should have got to it earlier.

That's my bad talking about organized people. I was excited, but we have the story of all stories. Good preface. All right? Wow. I'm just so excited to tell people this. You start it, I'll add color. Brad, you fill in. Tymon, you fill in where needed.

Tymon, ask questions, clarify. Yeah. Speak for the people who can't speak for themselves. Don't be cringe. The blue team. Don't be awk, dude. Represent the blue team. Bring your gas. Yeah, bring that gas.

Pedal to the cobbler's stone. Put your cobbler's shoes down to the metal. All right, so it's gonna be tough to name this episode. I feel like I wanna go millennial, I wanna go cobbler's feet, and then obviously what we're about to talk about. Sure, sure. Lot of options. All right, so the healing waters golf tournament, Safe Water Open.

Brad's like, I really think we should go to this. I didn't push back a ton, but I was just like, I just pushed back a little bit. I was like, I don't know. Maybe, I think I said pitch, but you got to sell me on it. And Brad did sell me on it. I was like, all right, yeah, you know what? Let's do it, it's gonna be fun, let's do it.

And so we go and we organize, we're gonna play with local ghosty Micah, other ghosty Randall Weaver's flying in from Ohio. We talked about this last week. And I've just done enough touring with my golf clubs that I was just like, I don't know why I just get annoyed bringing golf clubs with me. I was like, it's a one day tournament.

As I said last week, we're not gonna win this thing. I haven't been golfing anyway. Like having my own clubs is not even gonna matter. But I did bring, I was like, you know what? I should bring my putter. You're gonna wanna remember that folks for those listening at home. You're gonna wanna remember that detail.

All right. He carried on his putter. So yeah, I had my putter just above me as I'm walking through the aisle. Excuse me, excuse me. He went through the, He didn't wanna lose it. He carried on his putter. So yeah, I had my putter just above me as I'm walking through Excuse me. Excuse me. He went through the you didn't want to lose it He didn't think that it would get detected in the metal detector He just carried it with him in the I was like if it's a hundred percent metal then I have like a pass It's like well, obviously this

Yeah, he put it in my bag. Yep had it in Brad's bag and I also understand why you didn't want to carry your or bring your golf clubs because it is a kind of annoying Yeah It's not an easy thing to lug And I also understand why you didn't want to carry your or bring your golf clubs. Cause it is a kind of annoying. Yeah. It's not an easy thing to lug. And it just like, when you first pack up your clubs and you wheel them from your front door to your car, you think, well, that's not too bad. And then you walk through a whole airport

and think my arm's going to fall off. I hate this thing. Right. And they don't have the upright golf bags yet. You know, they, yeah. When I could push one that, yeah, you just arm extended. So, I bring my putter and then just some accessories, you know, rangefinder, glove, tees, balls for the boys. Balls for the boys.

And as soon as we, oh, our flight gets delayed a little bit, we're running a little late, we get there, we don't have much time to really do much, but as soon as we arrive, well, didn't even arrive at the, we were playing in Castle Pines, the name of the golf course is Castle Pines. So I'm navigator, I type in Castle Pines, it says Castle Pines Golf Club. I'm like that. Yeah, of course. Why would it be anything other than that? Yeah. Turns out that's not the name of it. You have to go to the ridge, the ridge at Castle Pines. May I interrupt for just a quick story? Uh, pre that, uh, so we got our car via

Turo. It was a Nissan Armada. I'm not trying to huge fan of Turo. Yes. Our Mod Rashad is what we called them. And, um, uh, we were running late. We were delayed like an hour. And so I was like, we were already like pushing it a little bit close. It seemed like to get there on time and get a little bit of lunch in beforehand and all this stuff. And so I was like, we were already like pushing a little bit close. It seemed like to get there on time and get a little bit of lunch in beforehand and all this stuff. And so I was like, Rindle, do you mind picking up the car for us? It's just parked in the, you know, economy lot or whatever. He's like, yeah, no problem. He hears from a local, like, here's how you get to the parking lot. And Rindle Weaver, just five foot, whatever Marie condo four foot seven Rindle. We, yeah, he was an Amish for seven. Uh, uh, just he has his golf bag and he proceeds to on, on accident,

I think walk to the economy lot, like 20 minutes. He said, yeah, I got his Randall Weaver. Uh, yeah. With his golf bag, poor guy. So, so we get there like, dude, thank you. This was so clutch. You picked this up. It would have taken us way longer to get. He's like, dude, thank you. This was so clutch that you picked this up. It would have taken us way longer to.

He's like, yeah, you'd be surprised how long it takes. It took a little over an hour to get it. So anyway, shout to Riddle Weaver for doing that. But yeah, we get we get because he did save us a lot of time. A ton of time. We get there with maybe 35 minutes before we're about to tee off. And we're supposed to be eating lunch. I definitely want to go to the range and like see if I could swing a golf club.

Get used to Reynolds clubs, whatever. Yeah, your mallet finger. Yeah, I haven't been able to close it fully, still can't. I don't know if that's ever gonna happen. I splinted too hard. Why I oughta? I knew I should've taken off two weeks early. Don't listen to doctors.

Orthopedic people. And as soon as we're walking up, nice young bloke in a, you know, Ridge at Castle Pines Golf Polo says, hey guys, can I take your clubs? Like, oh, sure. And then he says also, by the way, a huge Ghostbusters fan, like, oh, this is great.

Yeah. This is awesome. What's your name, dude? He's like, I'm Gavin. And yeah, just really pumped I got to meet you guys today. We would later find out Gavin was not supposed to work today, but he's been a big fan for a couple of years now. And he was like, well, I couldn't believe I heard you were coming maybe.

And so I asked my boss if I could have a shift today. Yeah. I was like, that's awesome. I was like, you coming for dinner? He's like, no, I have like this homecoming thing. Foreshadowing, Gavin came to dinner. Gavin came, maybe. Gavin made it happen.

Yep. Yep. Yeah, we're like, can we take a picture with you then? Like if we're not going to see you later, he's like, ah, don't know if I'm allowed to do that while I'm working. I was like, yeah, good for you. Just one to offer high profile people. That's right. Yeah. To be bothered. But, uh, he was, that was like, that was a crazy small world experience kind of thing instantly. And then straight from there we go, uh, we, we find our way to a little chicken Caesar wrap with fried chicken.

I liked the crunch. We couldn't believe the fried chicken. I we Garf would you say we had one of those? I'd say we had one before really doing anything and then Brad and I went back and This was classic Brad. Yeah, just so dumb and so funny we have no audience and we have no one to even make laugh, but we're still just goofing around. Like lunch started at 12.30 and it was like 1.45. So everything's put away.

There's barely any signs that nothing is even out except for a few more Chickat-Ceezy raps. And no one's even really around. No one's monitoring. And then, hey, hey, you guys already had one of those. Nice try. We saw it. Gavin told us you guys had some.

No one's even really around. And Brad just so loudly, hello, we're just walking up. Let's see. Let's read the sign. Looks like they have a Turkey wrap. Oh, the Turkey ones empty. Oh, they're all gone. I guess we'll have this chicken. I'm reading here. Chickens easier. That sounds pretty good. Those look good. I'll be interested in trying it for the first time. Yeah. This is, this is the first I'm seeing of this. And you're like, yes, but surely Brad, we're all gonna have grilled chicken, not fried, right? I was like, oh, of course.

Just dumb improv, just for each other, basically. That was funny. Yeah, good changes, easy wrap. So anyway, you get shuttled to the range. That was the first of its kind for me. I've never been shuttled to the range. And we go over there, we meet Micah right beforehand, right away, Micah, good vibes.

You can just tell we're gonna have fun today. Good to the humor. So fun, yeah. He had a connection. To every aspect of my life. It was crazy. Yeah, I should have done a better job writing him down. I don't remember all of them, but I remember he,

yeah, so I like hustle into the range. I got, you know, Caesar wrap all over my hands and in my stomach. And I'm trying to, you know, get used to swinging in and Vrendal's clubs. And then also Mike is just rallying off all these connections. It's unbelievable.

He's like, so my grandparents live in Waverly, Iowa, which is where Rachel and I got married. He's like, they're also a huge UNI volleyball fans, right? And he's like, so I texted about your wife and they are, he's like, I texted about your wife like a year or so ago, like, hey, do you know Rachel Coupe? And they're like, oh my gosh, yes, Bible player. Oh, and then he texted her back area He texted his grandpa again like that day and it's like hey, I just played golf with Rachel Coops husband and the grandpa texted back cool

good volleyball player Great grandpa text. Yeah cool period good volleyball player period and in reality that grandpa might have been like, oh cool good volleyball player period. And in reality, that grandpa might've been like, oh cool, good volleyball player. That's amazing. But I used to love watching her. Cool, good volleyball player. All right, well, talk to you later. Cool. Yeah, good volleyball player.

Other connections we had. He went to IWU, Indiana Wesleyan University. Yeah, had some candy-cut connections. The I'm Down boys and Clint. Yes. Clint from the I'm Down Boys. Yeah, he was like, he knew Clint, I think, a little bit before he made the connection

that he was an I'm Down Boy. And then he's like, wait, you're that Clint? Like, dude, what? And just a wild connection there. Yeah, there's all this stuff, but it was just, it was fun. It was just so much at once. It's awesome.

His wife, yeah, worked at Kana Cuck. That's what it was. Yeah, we had a ton of mutual friends. Yeah, like was the counselor to some once. It's awesome. His wife, yeah, worked at Kinnacuck. That's what it was. Yeah, we had a ton of mutual friends. Yeah, like was the counselor to some of our K Life kids. Yeah, just love good connections. So anyway, very little time on the range. I would say, I don't know if anyone would consider ourselves feeling dialed after that.

Certainly not. But it's like, whatever, it's time to go. And so we start golfing, first hole. To start off But it's like, whatever, it's time to go. And so we start golf and first hole. To start off, it was par three. It was the closest to the pinhole to start off. Not what you want. You'd like to get a few warm up holes in. Yeah, they were they were trying to rig that thing a little bit. Yeah. Big daddy gets up there and you hit the ball straight as an arrow.

It just juiced it too much. Colorado air, man. I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just got up there. And I I'm so glad that I hit that ball well, because if I didn't, I think I would have been in my head the rest of the day. Like I think that that helps a lot. Like if you, if you have the first ball, just absolutely go, you know, five yards down, like that happened to me in Memphis where like the first drive I had was like, that went nowhere.

I like that is bad. Like it wasn't even like, Oh, that went completely left. It was like, no, no, I see my ball. I can read it. I can read it. I can went nowhere. I was like, that is bad. Like it wasn't even like, oh, that went completely left. It was like, no, no, I see my ball. I can read, I can read the, it says, it says title is right there on the ball. Like, and so it just messes with you.

It's so, I was like, I don't care that I didn't have a great shot, like it didn't go by the hole. That's fine. At least I hit the ball. And that's what I kept telling you throughout the day. I was like, dude, you're doing the hard stuff correctly. Like aiming and getting the distances like that. You could figure out, but like you're hitting the ball solid.

Yeah. Big daddy with a teed up iron shot on the par three T bucks is a problem. Not bad. You got that figured out. I will say. I did. I was surprised that like there were, there were times where I was like, I need to use, I know,

I know Jake's using a nine iron. So I'll use a seven or whatever, because that's in the past. But then there was a few times where I just hit way too far. And I was like, and I think probably is Colorado partially. Sometimes that's how it is too. Even you're like, man, well, I didn't think I'd hit it perfect. I was kind of planning on somewhat hitting it well.

Yes, every time I feel that way. Yeah. So anyway, but yeah, on that whole, like right before I swung, I don't think you posted a video of it. I don't think you can really hear on the video, but I just go kaboom. And I, then I, right before I do my back swing, just because it's like, if I miss completely, that's funny. If I, if I smack this thing, that's funny. So I just, I said, kaboom. And there's something funny about saying kaboom with a seven iron in your hands too. Like it max, it goes 160 yards. You know, it's like not even a driver. But so we get off the first tee and you know, no one is even on the green. We have no chance at even being closer to the pin.

No. And so it's like not a great start, but we chip one close. We make a putz like, okay, we part. Before I made scramble, you'd like to have birdies, but hey, we didn't shoot a bogey. And then I think the next few holes were kind of trading off. It'd like we'd birdie one and then we'd par one and we birdie one and we par one. It's like, okay, this is going a little better than I thought it would. This isn't bad.

And along the way, we're having fun. Just a few things to interject. Let's see, do you want to tell a story about Micah? Yeah, you probably get it. Oh no, yes, okay. No, want to tell a story for about Micah? Yeah. In the car girl. Probably get it. Oh no. Yes. Okay. You know, let's tell the, let's tell the other first. Yeah. That happened to like whole two. Yeah. So I'm like, Randal, what do you have that go like 220 yards?

And he's like, maybe it's a Gen Z thing time and you keep your ears up. Okay. Okay. Hey. He said, uh, Reynolds, like, yeah, I have a three iron. And I was like, oh, sweet. Let's try that. And he's like, yeah, I have a three iron. And I was like, oh, sweet, let's try that. And he's like, yeah, I bought this one. Honestly, I don't even know if I like the club, which is like, it's matte black and it's really cool.

And I was like, that was sweet. I like standing over the ball. And is that, Michael was like, oh yeah, that's cute. That thing is cute. And we were all like, We were like, what? What do you mean it's cute? And then he like immediately backtracked.

Oh, no, I mean like cute. I mean like, I don't know. I don't, cute, whatever. And so. He's like, I don't know why I said that. I think I was trying to be funny. I don't know. Like, no, it's all good.

I don't know, I was nervous. Gavin took like your first win. And so, yeah. 88.3, the win, you know? Like, so I was, I don't know. It's cute, it's a cute club. And so, you know, like, so I was, I don't know. It's cute. It's a cute club. And so, you know, multiple times in the next few holes, we would say like, Oh dude, cute shot. Oh dude, that is stroke.

And finally he just goes, Oh, that's my thing. Isn't it? Oh, that's my thing. I'm the cute guy. My wife told me just be normal and you won't end up on the podcast. I've got it. You guys are going to make fun of me for the cute thing. So that's really what made it a thing is him bringing out about it. That was so funny. Like him like verbally processing, like, Oh, I did my thing too quick. I'm the cute guy. It's so funny. He later did multiple other things that were way worse than the cute thing. So we'll get to that later. Those are the things. Do you say cute timing? No, I've never heard that. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know if that was like another thing that we just didn't know about so no I kind of want to start now. They say things are cute

Chuggy chuggy dude super chug right time right Bailey right Kennedy. Yep. They get it right people don't say cringy anymore They say cringe people don't say chuggy anymore. They say chug. Oh, that's good. Actually. Yeah chugga chugga chug chug. Oh dude chugga chugga, choo choo. Oh dude, chugga chugga, choo choo. One of those ankle socks. Chugga chugga, all aboard, choo choo. Choo choo. Oh, we were so cool. We were so millennial.

Anyway. So funny. Just to reiterate, everything that we're saying, the girls in the house cleaning are live listening to. This is making no sense. These guys make money off of this? This is, how are they affording me being here? I mean, he eats a lot of granola,

I guess he just buys it in bulk and saves money that way. He must have a pet squirrel somewhere in this house. I don't know, this doesn't make sense. Okay, so then I would say the tail end of the front nine into the back nine, something starts to happen. And I don't know what it was, but miracles start taking place. Storms, yeah, storms started brewing

in this form of good things. I mean, it was a few different things happening at the same time. One was Brad and Micah would usually tee off for us first and they were doing a really good job of getting balls in the fairway. And so then, you know, if you- Go ahead.

Well, I was gonna say, and you developed a new swing. So yeah, I'd been having trouble, you know, like, I would say driver is the hardest new club to adjust to. Like if you're like, my seven iron versus your seven iron, I could figure it out. Granted, that's if the person's clubs is not Marie Kondo's height. That I did not foresee coming.

That did give me some trouble. I didn't complain about it all day, but that was very hard to adjust to. I'm in the squat position trying to hit a pitching wedge. But honestly, I don't know if it would have mattered that much anyway. Rendo Weaver's scratch golfer. He's such a stick dude.

He's a stick. Yeah, just so good. You say that, stick? Nope. Golf term. Golf term. Didn't know if it'd sticky, stick. It used to be sticky.

Yeah. So I've been having trouble with the driver and kind of jokingly because we were had a ball in the fairway, I was like, guys, I know I wasn't swinging hard enough, which is never the problem in golf. It's almost always the opposite. But today miracles were happening.

So they keep getting balls in the fairway. So me and Rindle have like opportunities to just, you know, just release. T off. T off. T at high, let it fly. And so this starts a pattern of me and Rindle swinging as hard as we possibly can

and the balls going straighter than they've ever gone. I don't know what, I've never seen anything like it. I've never hit the ball this way. There was one that you hit. Yeah, I mean like Rindle had one 380, which is very, very long. It was pretty downhill. But there were some like flat ones that the last time,

I think I hit a 345. Yeah. Like a flat hole. Yeah. We're at like 6,000 feet elevation. So it's just so fun. The ball's flying. It's bouncing.

It's dry. It's rolling. Yeah. So so many holes in a row. It's just me and Rindle having like a long drive competition. Here's what it sounds like on the golf course for Rindle Weaver. You know, after we'd already hit, you know, pretty good shots. So he like has a little bit of pressure taking off him. Like if I have a shank here, not a big deal. So he's it's quiet. That's the birds going

and then Mary, you're once while ago, and then all of a sudden backswing, he would grunt, dude. He was like pounding that thing. And he was pounding. I got to say, I told him, I said, rental, I've never like, I've, I've hit the ball over 300 yards in the fairway four times and we haven't used it four times in a row. This is unbelievable what you're doing to me. And that's another thing. So we start to start playing a lot better.

Brad turns up the heat, not on his competition level, but on his trying to make our teammates laugh level. And right as we're starting to play really well, Brad's like, I'm going to do the fake farts. And a lot of it. And Jake's like, not on the tee box. I'm going to do it on the tee box. I'm going to do it. I can't not do it on T-box. I can't not do it on T-box.

It was always just like, you got to do it like 10 seconds before you think they're going to hit it so that they can like read it. Time to think about that was dumb. It's like, it can't be too loud. It's just like, they barely heard it. Sometimes it's just a little SBD like. As the drives are starting to happen, putts are starting to fall. At one point, this is just kind of fun. Brad just making friends with some people

on the back porch next to our tee box. Hey, what's for dinner? Yeah. We're having shrimp. Oh yeah? Rendles, yeah, Rendles about to just hit the ball 500 yards, I was like, watch this shrimp drive the crap out of the ball.

That really busted everyone up. It was so funny. And he just nailed it, dude. You think you're having shrimp? Watch our little shrimp right here. It's something like that. Get a load of this. Watch this drive.

Oh my gosh, it was awesome. It just started to be like everything was going well. The vibes just were, I think normally in a five hour four man scramble, you just kind of lose a little energy. It just started to get better and better. We get to the back nine and then we're playing as good as we've been playing. But all of a sudden, I just start making every putt

you need me to make. Yeah. It didn't matter where it was from. It was just unbelievable. This is when another set of miracles started happening. I'm just making every putt. I probably made four or five in a row on the back nine. It was just unbelievable. And then we were on like hole 16 or something. It's a par five.

Rendell's bombed the drive, bombed the three wood. And now we have like a, I don't know, 10 footer down a hill. It's super fast greens. He's a nice course and we're on the fringe. Brad goes first. No one's shown him a line and he buries this Eagle putt. And that's when we really were like freaking out. That's what it was like. This is insane. Team of destiny.

This is crazy. What's happening? This is crazy. I was like beating my chest. I was like, ah! I just kept saying like, I can't believe that. I've never seen anything like this. I've just, I mean, we're just not that good at golf. Everything is just working out.

And so we ended up shooting a 14 under in 18 holes felt pretty good about it, but you never know these tournaments. Yeah, we did. I think two of our last three holes we part kind of felt like we left some out there Yeah, a little bit limp to the finish line There was a Bluetooth on the golf carts and I was trying to play some fun songs to like pump us up. Yeah, that's right That was fun final countdown So it's like yeah, it's like 14 hundred that we that feels solid but there's probably another crew out here like they're all four of them are scratch golfers and like they They birdied everything probably.

You can buy those mulligans. Oh yeah. Which means like do-overs basically. Yeah. And so we're saying, I don't know. Randall, the other hand, Randall who knows golf really well, he's like, guys, that's a tough course. Like we, we might have a shot like at what? He's like winning.

Like what? You know, like he's like, that's a tough course. I think we played really well. It's like, I don't know. They get up there. We're sitting down there, Elizabeth Virgil's in the house. She can't support court. I think we played really well. It's like, I don't know. They get up there. We're sitting down there, Elizabeth Virgil's in the house. She can't support us. Gavin's sitting next to us.

Micah's wife, Dayton is there. We've got a crew. And they're like, all right, it's time to announce the winners of the Safewater Open in third place at 12 under. And we're like, oh. All of a sudden we start whispering yelling, you know, like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. That's 1200.

That's 1200. With legitimate chance. Yeah, we might win this. Oh my gosh. Good job, guys. Oh my gosh. Very good. That's a good score.

Good job. The greens were fast. Wow. Wow. Hey, and make sure your kids have shoes. That's right. Yeah. The golfers clubs are never watered, Right. Heal them. Heal them.

And then they say in second place with a score of 13 under. We're freaking out. Like dude, we won. We're like, Rindle, you turned in the scorecard, right? You turned in the scorecard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're good. And then it's like with a score of 14 under in first place, Brad, Jake, Rindle, and Micah. Freaking out. We won the golf tournament. We're like, yeah, we couldn't, we're like, we don't do this guys, I promise.

It's our first time, we don't. Yes, I don't know what to do right now. It was unbelievable. And honestly, at the end of the day, it felt good to take money from the nonprofit. Absolutely. That's what we came there to do. Yeah.

They paid us money and we took it. We absolutely took it and we are going to use it for good. We each got a hundred dollar Amazon gift cards and Brad the whole night is like, dude, you should redeem that for a Southwest voucher. You need to go to Hawaii. Yeah. Take that to the counter. I was like, let me get, I'll give you a hundred dollars and you just give me the a hundred dollar Amazon. Use it on your Southwest?

The Waikiki. Why go home? Go to Waikiki right now. Waikiki right now, the Waikiki. Yeah. That'll give you a key when you get there. You'll get to Waikiki right now. Waikiki right now, the Waikiki. Yeah, that'll give you a key when you get there. You'll get the Waikiki. It was just, it was crazy. I don't know what to compare it to. This is 1984, US hockey beats the Soviet Union. Do you believe in miracles?

I don't know what else you would, it's sports. When else has this happened? We needed a 30 for 30. Remember when Nate Robinson blocked Yao Ming? That's what it felt like. Like this isn't the impossible. This five foot 11 guy or however tall he is. Yeah. Tiger Woods in 1997.

I don't know what else. It's not Tiger Woods, cause Tiger Woods ended up being in the best golf forever though. It'd be like. We need even more than that. You're saying, okay, I see. No, Tiger Woods is like. Like an underdog story. It's like Patrick Mahomes coming back in the Superbowl. It's like, well need even more than that. You're saying okay. I see no Tiger Woods is like like an underdog

It's like Patrick Mahomes coming back in the Super Bowl. It's like well face Patrick Mahomes. This was like It would be like if Timon made it to the NBA It'd be like if time and made to the NBA like wow and not only he made the NBA, but he won the final He won the golf tournament. Yeah, what's up? It's Tymon. Just popping in to say I'm going to play a clip from last Wednesday's episode of Jake talking about the golf tournament. And it makes it even funnier that

they the boys ended up taking home the W because, yeah, you'll you'll you're here. You'll hear how Jake talks about it. So, yeah, enjoy. A week ago, I couldn't really swing very well. But now we're back. I mean, not like we're going to win this either way, but at least something more enjoyable for me Not like we're gonna win this either way, but oh past Jake boy. Were you wrong boy? Oh boy? Were you wrong?

Anyway, okay back to prison day. It was it was unbelievable. It was so much fun We're already like scheming for next year like we got like, we got to run this back. Everyone needs to come next year. But this foursome is staying intact. Yeah. About hole 11 or so. I think didn't you and Mike and make it pack. Like if we somehow win this, yeah, we're doing it again. We're coming back. Yeah. Also sometime around hole 11, what happened with you and Micah? The girl. Oh yes. This was funny this was funny. So like I said, nice golf course, nice golf carts. They have what's called governors on them, where it's like, OK, if you're going downhill, you can't go too fast.

Or they even had GPS's on ours, where it was like, oh, you're too close to the green. Get back on the cart path, whatever. So we're going down this pretty steep hill, and the governor's going. And so we're going pretty this pretty steep hill and the governor's going like, and so he's, we're going pretty slow down this hill. And then all of a sudden, like it speeds up, you know, right when we get to the bottom

of the hill. And he, but right as that same thing happened, this girl, she wasn't the cart girl. She was like working the event though, or something. She's in this cart happened to be a cute girl, you know, comes on the golf cart the other way like towards us. And so as, as the golf cart picks up speed, Mike just goes, Oh, here we go. And, but it looked like, I think it was, Hey there. Oh, Hey there. Oh, Hey there. Oh, Hey there. Hey there. Oh, Hey there. Uh, uh, right as this girl's like driving up to us. And so he was commenting about the speed golf golf cart getting speed.

But in reality, it looked like to me, he's his girl comes up like we're just talking about like, yeah, dude, so how's your wife like you guys been married like a year? Is it going well? Whatever? Yeah, it's going. Well, hey there. Oh, hey there. All right. Dog like, hey, what are you in town for? So I was like, that's pretty funny that it made it. It's so like perfect timing. Of course, we meet his wife later. I'm so tempted to just was like, that's pretty funny that it made it. It's so like, of course we meet his wife later. I'm so tempted to just be like, listen, this is what happened. Don't let him around this group. No. Hey there.

But anyway. And then last Mike, I think we're at dinner. And I had made, you know, we had just, we're just cracking jokes. We're doing our thing. Me and Brad going back and forth or whatever. And I made some just like quick joke, a call back to something else. And Mike was like, dude, how'd you think of that, man? It just gives me a high five for the joke.

And they're like, that's great. We should be high fiving for jokes more. Like dude, that was so funny. He's like, that was so quick. He just like put it up there for you to get a high five. Dude, yes, man. I feel like maybe four times throughout the day, he was like amazed by how quickly you made a joke.

He's like, that was so quick. That joke. He said, that was so quick. That was so funny, dude. Nice. I love the high five for jokes. Yeah. We should be high fighting for jokes more often. It's like the universal response is usually laughing. Why?

Why not just, you know, just imagine you're telling you're at a comedy show and you're just going down the rows. So anyway, I had a, you know, that's the Bajay joke. And instead of like hearing any laughter, you just hear like a. High five people. And I'm running down the front row, high fiving them too.

Thank you, thank you. Not bad, huh? Not bad. Yeah. Just like silent, but like claps. Yeah. So that's the golf story. Yeah. We freaking won the golf tournament.

And I made a whole Instagram story that day. It was so hard not to tell you guys. Had to be a surprise. Yeah. Had a blast. Rindle, Rindle is such high vibes. Michael was high vibe. Like Rindle's just, we get to our hotel room. We were like, Rindle, you can stay with us in the hotel.

And he couldn't, he couldn't believe the hotel room we got. And it was not that nice of a hotel room. It was one of those like sweet kind of things. I had like multiple rooms in it. But I mean, he slept on this bed that he looked inverted on. Like, it looked like his, it looked like his head was like, I don't even know if he could see the top of his feet while he was sleeping, like how, you know,

how high difference it was, but he loved it and he was so much fun. And what did he keep saying at the end? Oh, I meant to wear, Wednesday episode, I'm gonna wear the merch he gave us. Dude, I love my shirt. Yeah, shout out to Randall. If you guys don't know, he makes YouTube content.

Scratch hacks. Scratch hacks. He gave us some of his own merch. It looks nice. You'll see it Wednesday. Yeah, I wore it one day and then, I think I wore it like the night after I showered one night and then the next day and I'm like, I tell Catherine, I'm like, yeah, I really like this shirt.

She goes, yeah, I can tell. I'm like, okay, all right. I mean, yeah, I like it, okay. I like it. It feels nice. So shout out to Scratch Axe, shout out to Rindle. Shout out to Healing Waters, their sponsor of the show. Oh, hey, let's talk about them.

Let's talk about them. It was cool seeing, you know, there was like a presentation during dinner, cool hearing them talk a little bit more about their mission and what they're doing. And it's cool because I think they described it, if you guys don't know, Healing Waters is a ministry, is an organization who is bringing safe water to the world.

And they described it as like so many similar efforts from people have basically tried to be like, hey, let's just do the bare minimum in order to have some sort of clean water solution for this area. This is kind of my takeaway too, because I've been a part of those mission trips where it's like, let's go,

they don't have access to the water, let's go build them a well. Well, what happens when the well breaks? Right. Yeah, they'll talk about, yeah, all of a sudden, this doesn't work anymore. And what SafeWater, or sorry, Healing Waters is doing is bringing really legit systems to place.

And not only systems. It's like first world systems and first world purification. It's like really nice water systems. Yes, and also education towards that water of like, hey, this is how you need to use the water. systems and first world purification. It's like really nice water systems. Yes. And also education towards that water of like, hey, this is how you need to use the water. This is the benefits of it. This is how you maintain this,

all these different things. And I think the majority of the people that are working on these projects are local people. They're not just healing waters, missionary ministry workers that are coming into the town in the country. So it's sustainable. It's just an amazing thing that they're doing.

And yeah, so more than 20 years, Healing Water has been bringing hope and health to underserved populations through trusted, sustainable, safe water solutions and health and hygiene education. So we are partnering with them. If you'd like to contribute, we'd be so grateful for that. I'll just give you some quick numbers. Once again, a child, if you donate $30, one time $30 gift provides a child with safe drinking water for an entire year.

$150 would do the same for an entire family. $750 would do an entire community. So it's give.healingwaters.org slash Ghost Runners for more information and to contribute. It's been amazing. I mean, we've raised a lot of money so far. I don't know the exact totals, but I just know that we are making a difference and it's a cool thing to see.

And we're just thankful for them for supporting us as we try to get the word out for them. So yeah, anything else to add with that, Jake? No, they're awesome. Yeah, good people to support give healing waters org slash ghost runners contribute today Make a difference around the world. It's a it's a really really sweet thing. So Real sweet thing real sweet thing. Well, that's thing. I saw my notes on the golf tournament is Gavin got to hang out with him a lot more later in the night. Awesome, dude. Awesome ghosty he said I'm really trying to get my parents

to buy Good Ranchers. I said, okay, I appreciate it, man. It sounds great. He said, yeah, it's a bummer. My mom watched a documentary, so now she doesn't eat meat. I was like, yeah, I get it. Those things could be pretty good.

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Last night. Yeah. It's like, it looks fun over there. So fun. It was so good. Literally. That's not true. I was going to say literally there were zero pieces left. Hattie left a few fatty pieces left. Okay. But I went nuts on it.

Even like the bone, like, you know, we cut it off the bone. Catherine was eating the bones like a dog. She was going after it. Catherine, you're not a dog. You're here. She was like a hyena. She just wanted every piece of that. So anyway, no antibiotics, hormone seed oils, steakhouse quality saves time and money. Those are the main three amazing things, amazing benefits. And then it's, yeah, it's completely local, completely American here in our country. It's just high quality meat and you will taste the difference.

I can't confirm it does save time and money. Yes. Thank you, Timon. Thank you, Timon. I am living proof. You're a KC, goodrangers.com. Let's go. Speaking of dog bones real quick, or just dogs, pretty often on my daily mile, there's a house back here. Nice big house, nice big fence.

That dog is always barking when I'm running by Always barking at me really he sounds scary. What kind of dog is it? Never known always been bad It's a wooden fence. I can't see through I guess I got stories about that house really you know Which house I'm talking about like the big one. Yeah, just like probably two houses. Yeah, right there. Yeah, yeah, I Believe this is I'm almost positive. Are they red or blue? Can't tell you. Okay. Well, they're Catholics.

I'm just kidding. No, they, so there's a house across the street. Follow me. Her name's Angie. Great. Okay, house across streets owner is Angie. Angie's dad was Bob. Bob used to live right next to me at my house.

Okay. Okay. So Angie would come visit Bob. So I know about Angie next to me at my house. Okay. So Angie would come visit Bob. So I know about Angie, whatever. I like Angie, she's awesome. Angie bought this house from this family that now lives across the street. Okay. And the reason that they,

and this across the street house is like significantly bigger, like land, nicer house than- You're talking about this one? Yes. Okay, gotcha. Right? Isn't it like, it's like a big backyard. Big backyard, yep. Yeah, big house, like nicer than the. Yes. OK, gotcha. Right. Isn't it like a big, big backyard? Yeah. Big house like nicer than the rest of the neighborhood kind of thing.

I believe what happened. And maybe it's not the same owners as what was originally there. But Angie bought this house from these people who won the lottery. No way they won the lottery, but they wanted to be anonymous. And so they won the lottery and they're like they. I don't think they gave the house to Angie and her husband, but they wanted to be anonymous. And so they won the lottery and they're like, they, I don't think they gave the house to Angie and her husband, but they were like, we'll give you a really good price in this house.

We love this house, but we want to just be a bigger house. And so they built this house across the street. Wow. Like right there. Kind of interesting. So the people who live right there are lottery winners. Maybe, maybe I don't know. I bet this was 10 or more years ago.

So I don't know if they still live there or if these are new people. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that works. Cause I know you can like, you can do like a lump sum or you can do like dividends or whatever. But yeah, like, but I think it was like anonymous

and whatever. And maybe I can't remember if this is true. Sharon, shout out Sharon, ghosty Sharon who lives down the road as well. She's friends with Angie. So you can confirm all this with us Sharon, if this is true. Sharon, shout out Sharon, ghostly Sharon, who lives down the road as well. She's friends with Angie, so you can confirm all this with us, Sharon, if you want to. But I think maybe Angie lived next door or something. But they wanted that, it doesn't matter.

All I have to say, that's the reason that house is so different than the rest of the block. Yeah. Because it goes from one street to the next. It's that big of a lot. So fun fact for you. But they got mean dogs. Well, their dog's always barking at me, so Like it's like that big of a lot. So fun fact for you. But they got mean dogs. Well their dogs always bark at me.

So I don't like that. No, I've never known it. It's just like, it seems like man, that dog really does not like when I run by here. Always bark, anytime of day, anytime of night. Bark at me. You hear those stories of like runners getting attacked by dogs.

Or mailmen. Or women. Or blue. Or blue men Or blooming. Blooming onions. Back to blooming. Well yesterday, I'm on a run, having a good time. Dog gets out. There's a gap in the fence.

And this dog's barking and running at me. I'm like, oh boy. So take out the air pod. Hey there, hey puppy, hey. Big old dog. And it's going well. Hey, this could be lottery winners right now calling me I'm not gonna answer and at the time

And so my guy where are you exactly just like down the street right here? She's running and like, okay little scary barking dog running after me I'm a dog guy could figure it out. And so I'm like calling them now a little bit I'm like, all right, I should probably get him like back in his fence And so I'm like walking him back like, hey, come here, come here. And then I've read about this before. I don't know what it's called. I'm not gonna do a very good job describing it, but dogs have this thing.

Maybe other animals have it too, but like if there's any kind of barrier in front of you, they get more aggressive. Have you heard about this? I heard it with hippos. Really? That's like their whole thing. Yeah.

I didn't even know that. I just remember seeing a video of like two dogs barking at each other like crazy, and then they removed the gate, and then they're like, oh, totally fine, totally fine. And they put the gate back in, and they start barking at each other again, some weird territorial, anyway.

I was reminded of that psychological phenomena because this dog is so chill, so chill. I get him like, I'm trying to like, hey, get back in the gate. And then as soon as like I'm about to, he's on the other side of the fence, just starts going crazy at me again. And I'm like, screw this trying to like, hey, get back in the gate. And then as soon as like I'm about to, he's on the other side of the fence, just starts going crazy at me again. Rar, I'm like, screw this, I'm out of here.

I just took off, didn't close the fence, didn't close the gate. I was like, get me out of here. I tried to help, something's up with this dog. Interesting though. So it's like- I forget what it's called, Tommy, maybe you could look it up.

Just like dog's more aggressive barrier in way. Yeah. That's how I would Google it. I just listened. There was a, Tom, and maybe you could look it up. Just like dogs more aggressive barrier in way. Yeah. That's how I would Google it. I just listened. There was a, yeah, there was some interview I was doing on a podcast where this, this, this guy's an animal expert, like a whatever, whatever, something biologist, not a Marine biologist, but like a just everything biologist and Steve Irwin's son. No, it wasn't him, but I would love to listen to him talk.

But yeah, he talked about how hippos, like I think they kill more humans than any other animal, but they're not like trying to just, they're not just like, oh, there's a human, I'm going to kill it. It's like, oh, there's a human and it's in my way from escaping XYZ. Therefore, I need to take this out. So I learned that I think there's only like three, I think there's only three true predators of humans in the world.

That would like enjoy killing a human. That like try to, like, cause he talked about sharks. He's like. Grizzly bear. Nope. Really? Dang. Felt good about that.

All right. Grizzly bear. I feel like any jungle cat would love a slice of me. Tiger, leopard. Tiger. Tiger's one of the three. The only jungle cat would love a slice of me. Tiger, leopard. Tiger, tiger's one of the three. The only jungle cat. Leopards are chill. Lions chill?

According to this guy. Female lion? I mean, I'm not saying that they're chill. I'm saying like, if- Oh, I could pet them? Yeah, if they feel like, you know, intimidated by you or something, they'll go after you. But like, I think these things would be like,

oh, there's a human, let's go kill it. Wow. Tiger, and then, you want me to tell you the other two? Give me a hint. Has he ever been on a cereal box? One of them, I believe, is in America. They're both in America, I would say, but one of them is definitely not anywhere

we're going to be in America. I'll say that. Oh, polar bear. Polar bear. Yeah. Polar bear, it's like, apparently, if they can smell you, You're already dead.

Yeah, pretty much. Like, if they know that you're around you're done and coca-cola chose them as their spokesperson Exactly. They're spokes bears. We sure about that coca-cola. Yeah. Yeah team red. Yeah, and then the last one also in America water based Catfish bass, can you imagine if catfish just- If they were bigger, they would kill you. Catfish will get you, yeah. Dude, that's the other, sorry.

I listed, this was a very interesting- I think I would like it. No, crocodiles. Oh, I knew that. Not alligators, but crocodiles. Yeah, crocs are the really aggressive ones. We don't have too many though. They're like only in the Everglades, I think.

Yes, okay. Then, yeah, he told this other story about how there's some fish. I don't remember where it is now. Maybe it's in like, I feel like it's in the Midwest somewhere like Ohio or Indiana or something like that. Parana. No, it's they like, they like imported this

carp or something like that into this area. And it is like overpopulating, like crazy. Like to the point where like, and, and like, one of the things that they do whenever, whatever, like they freak out or like, I don't know, is they jump up in the air. And so if you, you drive a boat through this thing, literally like hundreds of these things will like jump on, like jump out at you or something. That's fun. But it's like, it's like this huge problem because there's no predators in this lake for this one fish. Oh, I see.

And so therefore, like these fish are just overpopulating like crazy. Like I think it takes up like 80% of the lakes. Jeez. It's something crazy. And I might not have all the facts right. But it's something like literally there's no way to stop it. I don't know.

Like because I think every time, yeah, every fish produces like a million eggs or something like that. Not bad. Yeah, these bad boys are fertile. And so, yeah, I don't know. Time you figure out anything for the tigers, just tigers. Oh, sorry, dogs. It just yeah, it's known as like barrier aggression or like barrier frustration. There you go. Had the word barrier in there.

OK, I mean, I don't know. Just like says, yeah, that's a thing where it's like behind a fence door screen. It's like it increases a territorial, like aggression. Okay. Oh yeah. Permission to granted. So would you call that the great barrier rough? Yeah, dude, you got it. You got it. You got it. Got a high five for that. How about how about a left to You got to high five for that. How about a left to right high five is tough? Through the branches. Yeah, I feel like you should always go,

if you're high fiving right, you should be, you know, like, it just feels awkward, doesn't it? I had a girlfriend in high school who was really obsessed with like, best way to do a high five, stare at the elbow. Just like stare at, oh yeah, ooh. Ooh, what are you doing to this? Yeah, can we meet later and talk about something? high five, stare at the elbow. Just like stare at, Oh yeah. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah. Can we meet later and talk about something kind of it can me right now

with the elbow. That was such, I remember that fad too. Stare at the elbow. You'd never miss a high five. Yeah. Still people. Oh yeah. Maybe it's just like a high school youth group thing. Just coordination. I'm not too worried about it. Even if it's not great. Is that really anything? Is that really true too? Like, Hey, don't feed into it. Don't give them more. All right. Sorry. I've never had a hard time with high five. Yeah. I think that's the, yeah. Unless you do these left, left to right is tough. I definitely hear it more in, uh, dapping someone up.

Remember when Cody Davis didn't know if we would know how to DAP? Yes, I do. Cody Davis. Come on. We're not that millennial. Let's talk about this real quick. Yeah. So, but he really wanted the right, the right smack when we're dapping, right? And he was hitting pretty hard at me. Like he was smacking my hand pretty hard. And finally, after like five tries, we get it right. And so then later on the night or like that afternoon,

he's like, Brad, he's like going to Dap me up. And so I'm like, all right, he's Daping up hard, I'm gonna Dap up hard. And he goes, whoa, dude, why are you doing so hard? I'm like, you're doing it hard, man. Rachel and I early on into dating really resonate with, like I hated when teammates would high five me hard. It was the worst thing. You know, I scored from first on a double, you know,

whatever, my teammates are so excited for me to get back to the dugout. Come here, come here. I'm like, hit my helmet or something. The hands, I don't like the hand being hit. Don't hit anything hard, yeah. Yeah, Rachel especially was like, I'm the center. Why are they smacking my hands like this?

I need sensitive hands. Yeah, don't do that. I'm the center. Why are they smacking my hands like this? I need sensitive hands. Yeah. Don't, don't do that. I hate the hard high five. I think the best high five in sports is just the low under, under the waist, just a nice like back to, hey, let's go. Nice job. Let's go, boy. Maybe even just like a quick reach. Like, hey, nice.

Do a little backwards high five. I like the backwards high five. Let's go. Let's go. That's a good one. I like football high fives because you could, there's so many other things you could hit. Yeah. Bring your helmets together. Hit your shoulder pads a little. You did helmets? A little bit. Not hard. But even if I did that, I could sustain the blow. Like my hands. Ow, my sensitive helmet though. I mean you can like hit someone kind of hard still and not feel it. I love slapping shoulder pads. Yeah. Like be like, let's go boy.

Let's go boy. Let's go boy. You know? Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. But you could just like make more physical contact without the, you know, like you get up and hit each other a little bit. It's fine. Or it's like basketball, baseball.

I'm not like, ah, just send me a nice town. Words guy. Yeah. Just, just cheer me on. You know, that's funny. Anyway, that's been dogs. That's been dogs, baby Should we wrap the sucker up you guys have a review of the week? I sure do you go ahead buddy time when you get that song geez all right. I hate to be that guy, but Obviously if I find one online so much more inconvenient online. Go ahead. Um,

All right, I'll find a review for you bread, but my review from AJ Oh a junior one. I never do reviews I never review things because I'm lazy, but I took the time for you guys You're hilarious in the podcast always make me smile. I feel like we could all be friends if we knew each other live live period Thanks a June I feel like we could all be friends if we knew each other live. Live period. Thanks. Hey, June. Appreciate it. Okay. Mine's going to be mine is a five star review. So therefore it is a review of the week, but it's cinnamon toast.

Crunch top five. I was going to pass that one to you. I was completely speechless at Brad's hot take. Wow. Thank you. I love cinnamon toast crunch, but top five, there is easily 10 foods that beat it. What, what are those 10 foods? What it. What? What are those 10 foods? What would that be? What would that be? Because instead of a toast crunch is unbelievable. I think it's one of those things where it's like,

there's something mentally about like, hey, this box, I can get a whole box of stuff for $4. Therefore it's not that good. I promise you it's worth $45. It's worth 10 times more. If it were charged different, people would be like, yeah, it's a high quality, like prestigious food. Yeah. If cereal was opened up to an auction,

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is up there. I guarantee you if they were like, hey, FYI, we're not making any more Cinnamon Toast Crunch after this week. But all those Cinnamon Toast Crunch we made, we somehow formulated it to last forever. People would go gangbusters for that. They're not doing the same thing for burgers. Yeah. Unless they're good ranchers. They're not doing the same thing for frappe. Coffee. Unless. Unless it's mainstream roasters.

They're not doing the same thing for water. Well, they're probably going to save for water. They would be excited about water. Water's water's pretty big deal. It's like the office. Air Force. Well, the Air Force is cool, actually. No, yeah, Air Force is cool. Air Force is cool. Mattie Oliver, after Fly Blast night,

it was like, all right, good seeing you. He's like, all right, I'm gonna go home and eat cereal. I was like, man, that sounds good. Dang it. I'm gonna go to Walmart and get pizza rolls. Also good. And the muffins. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

They weren't as good as I was hoping they would be. They were decent. They were fine. It wasn't like coffee shop level. Major Roasters muffins. Main Street muffins. Dang boy. Dang boy.

Anyway, that's my review of the week. Fun. Yeah. Brad, did you like doing this episode with a jingle? Yes. Tymon, do you have the song pulled up? I do. Great, this one's-

Wait, you already have a song? Or you just like, you just found one song pulled up? I do. Great. This one's. Wait, you already have a song? Or you just like you just found one. So I'll show. This is from Matty Deed or? I'm so chug. Dude, that's so chug of you. That's what happens though is like when millennials start doing it, it's over. That's what I was like.

That's why I asked like, do you say cringe? Because I'm like, if Catherine's gotten there, then people are going to stop saying cringe soon. We no longer start things. We have to just keep up 100%. I remember when my pastor at church started using the term squad goals. I was like squad goals is done. It's over. Squad goals is it's gone. Hashtag blessed, you know, whatever. Okay. So, um, Matty Dieterle says this is, uh, a very small little, uh, spoiler alert for Parks and Rec. But I mean, it's just like, pay too much. It's just a song that is parodied from Parks and Rec. So she

said, it took me about 10 minute car ride to write. So please don't feel like you have to do this one. Well, Maddie, we're doing it. So here we go. All right. What did you search for this song? She gave us a link. Yeah. This is but this is 5000 Candles in the Wind. Here goes nothing. Parody. Mr. Chug over here. Mr. Chug.

OK, sorry, sorry. No problem. Keep the whole thing in, though. I don't I don't want people to think that we're like overproduced. Go ahead. All right. Keep the whole thing in though. I don't I don't want people to think that we're just like overproduced Up in small town Branson, here's the thing Steve cries over this is me. It's a Parks and Rec song I join backseat boys live Thank you I really wish that I could afford to fly

I'm so sad I miss Branson Miss Jake in his slim cat fashion I'm so sad I miss Branson Get some blueberry sauce for timing. Getting my boss to that. I don't know the verse. And though he had a very damp day. I know John's out here eating turkey legs. Great.

Random people crashed your show. What's this podcast about ghosts? I'm so sad I'm a sprancer. Mistaken and swear with cat fashion. Do I have the words or something? Miss Jake in a swift cap fashion. Do I have the words or something? No, you got it. I'm so sad I miss Branson.

Not a strong reader. Get some blueberry sauce for timing. For timing. Oh, the ghost is singing. I'm so sad I miss Branson Miss Jake in a slim cap fashion Brad's headphones got unplugged during the song I'm so sad I miss Branson Get some blueberry sauce for time in

some blueberry sauce for time being and they will SDC again I'm sad I didn't meet my horseiest my horseiest friend next time I will fly next time I will fly, next time I will fly. Good work, good work, hey, thanks, Matty. That was fun. I looked up, I was like, who is Matty Deterley? Like, should I know who that is?

And I looked her up. She's posted a lot recently on the Facebook page and pretty funny, she's the one who always gifts you like all your spit takes and like the water coming out of your mouth and everything. She's posted a lot recently on the Facebook page and pretty funny girl, she's the one who always gifts you. Like all your spit takes and like the water coming out of your mouth and everything. She's posted all the gifts. And she was also the one she asked for one or two word podcast references and jokes.

Maybe that was for this, maybe it's for the next jingle. She's written a lot of jingles, she's been awesome. And then she also a day ago posted the poll of like, which one are you? K-cup girl, black coffee boy or some sort of? have see I I'll say this Maddie if you came to Branson, we'd know exactly who you were I wouldn't have to be like that

but I'm just trying to be like that like come to nap and knee or wherever we're ever gonna be and Come hang out with us because it's fun to get to know the ghosties. It's fun to put a face to a name Yeah, just appreciate all y'all. So thank you for writing the jingles though, Maddie. You're awesome. Speaking of Branson people, I went to church with Hannah Creech and her sister and her friends this past week. How was it? It was a good time. Yeah, it was fun. We had a big crew. It was like Isaac was there. Brother-in-law Joe was there. Briley was there. Maddie Oliver. And then yeah, Hannah Creech and her friends and everything. So we had a big crew, tough to find seats, had to split up a little bit.

Oh, that's actually kind of funny. So yeah, there's like a guy sitting kind of between us. He's like, are you guys one big crew I can move? I'm like, oh no, you're good. I want to sit next to you anyway, you know, whatever. Kind of joking around. And then I'm like, all right, go ahead and greet your neighbor, whatever.

Get to know him, his name's Marcus. I feel like we're making good conversation, good friends. He's like, I'm gonna go to the restroom real quick. I'm like, cool. So just a couple minutes go by, then like five minutes go by, I'm like, Marcus is coming back, right? What did I, is that what I said?

10 minutes go by, no Marcus. I'm like, I guess he just left? I don't know, I haven't seen him anywhere else. Yeah. The mystery was never solved? Maybe he went in another doorstep, but he definitely like never came back to his seat. Was he like in the middle of the row?

No, we were, he was third from the end in the back row. Very easy to go in and out of. And also very hard to miss Marcus. Like if he went in and sat somewhere else. Because I'm in the back row. Yeah. It's like he did not enter the auditorium again. Where's Marcus? Like what happened? Well, like 15 minutes into being there,

someone else gets there late and they ask, Maddie Oliver, like, hey, can I sit there? And she's like, ah, yeah. And she's like, is that okay? I'm like, I mean, 15 minutes, how long's it take to go to the bathroom? Surely, yeah, it's fine, whatever. So like, yeah, and she sits down.

And then right after that, a guy walks in and we're freaking out and then it wasn't Marcus. But we were so nervous for a split second. I was like, all right, I am anxious. I gotta focus on church. I'm too anxious right now. I'm like, where is Marcus and who is this guy? That's hilarious.

Yeah, I was really nervous. I was so funny. I mean, the second she offered up that seat, some guy matching his description walked in. Oh my gosh. Oh man. Anyway, good church. It was fun.

Good times. Good to see Ghost. He's good to see Creech and her sister who was the one who got Creech into the podcast. Right. So pretty fun. So fun. Yeah. I was bummed to miss Hannah, but I'm glad to hear that she loved her time with you. She said she hadn't seen those friends in nine or 10 years. So they all met up and did a PowerPoint presentation. Yes. It's like, that's so fun. They rented a spot at the library to do it. I, what do you, how do you think I feel about that? Love it. I love it. Well, how do you think I feel about that? Love it. I love it.

How do you feel about this? Is them not bringing their HDMI cords? So they just did it on a laptop anyway. So they could have done it anywhere. They didn't need to go to the library. That's pretty funny. They could have done it in anyone's living room. Hey, Johnson County libraries, you can airdrop.

So they must've been in Missouri. So, it's okay. Platt County maybe. You know, red and blue. So. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Ah, bummer. It's okay. Platt County maybe. You know, red and blue. Yep, yep, yep, yep. All right, good soda. We didn't get to it this episode, but Wednesday we're gonna be back with a new segment.

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