Ghostrunners - 372 - Go Crazy Scorsese
Episode Date: October 7, 2024Jake did his first cold plunge, Brad comes up with a milestone for the Ghosties to put Timon on camera, and we have a massive conspiracy within the podcast to figure out. Check out Cozy Earth and get... 40% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Help give the gift of water to those in need: https://give.healingwaters.org/ghostrunners Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Brad, we've got our first Ghostrunners conspiracy theory
on our hands.
And I'm at the center of it.
Okay.
You also might be able to debunk this in five seconds.
Okay. So yesterday you forwarded an email along to me.
Yep.
What's that face?
I know exactly what you're gonna say.
But I, yes, talk about it.
Okay, okay.
Yes, dude.
I know.
All right, all right.
Go ahead.
I have a text. I have a text.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Okay, he wasn't supposed to text you.
No, no, no, he didn't text me.
Oh, good, good, good.
Oh, no, I don't know.
Talk about it.
Okay, so this email, super,
super helpful email.
It's from a listener of ours who's like,
hey, I run food trucks full-time, I build them out, I will create
them and sell them. My full time job is running a burrito food
truck. I've been doing it for over 10 years. Yeah. Oh, my
gosh, this is so helpful. Like, thank you for reaching out. He's
got like advice for me. He leaves his phone number, Brad
Ford said along I'm like, I'm gonna immediately call this guy
right now. The email comes from Knack Baxter.
Brad sends a screenshot, texts me,
is like, hey, just making sure you see this.
Obviously it's not the real Nick Knack Baxter.
Great, so I text this number.
Hey man, thanks so much for the email.
Like would love to hop on a phone call whenever you can.
He's like, yeah, I'm free in 10 minutes.
I call him, I'm like, dude, thank you so much.
Like this is awesome, dude.
Like that's so cool that you're listening.
By the way, like who am I talking to? And he's like, Nick, or you so much. Like, this is awesome, dude. Like, that's so cool that you're listening. By the way, like, who am I talking to?
And he's like, Nick, or, you know, Knack Baxter.
I was like, well, I know that's what you put in your email,
but like, who are you, like, actually?
He's like, it's me.
And I was like, I thought you were like in med school
to become a doctor.
And he's like, no, I do food trucks.
Why would I, yeah, why would I waste my time
healing people
when I could feed them full of burritos? Yeah.
So I was like, I...
Okay.
Let me ask you one question before you get going.
Where do you think Knack Baxter lives as well?
Ohio.
Yep, I also thought it was the Middle East.
Okay, so.
Upstate New York. Upstate New York. Okay, thought it was the Middle East. Okay. So upstate New York, upstate New
York. Okay. So I had the thought I was like, so, so I think we had, we had gotten a review,
a five star review kind of recently from Knack Baxter or something like that. And I was like,
that's crazy that somebody's impersonating Knack Baxter. Yeah. Cause you know, Knack
Baxter has been a fan for a long time. He was the first Rindle Weaver. He was kind of, yeah.
And he, his real name is Nicholas Butler, Knack Baxter's.
And so I sent Nick Butler this screenshot of this email
and it was like, this is wild.
Who's impersonating you is what I said to him.
So this is, this is my interaction with
original Nick Butler, Knack Baxter.
And then he responded, the crazy thing is that they created an email for presumably this purpose.
The offer seems somewhat sincere though.
And I said, my thought is maybe this guy really is named Nick Baxter and he's heard us talk about you,
but he thought it was him.
So he went with the NAC idea because I'm pretty sure someone also left a review his NAC one time.
Wait, so who did I talk to?
The original. I think, no, who did I talk to? The original?
I think, no, you didn't talk to the original.
I think you talked to this new guy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, so Nick Butler, early fan of the podcast.
Unless, and that's the whole thing is like,
what if this entire time Nick Butler's been, you know,
running interference for somebody.
Like it's been the same guy.
He's completely living a fake, what's the guy's, hann ratty and what's the other guy's name?
Yeah, what's his name?
No one remembers the cop in that movie. Uh frank abacnail jr. Yeah frank. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, he's like running frank abacnail jr. On this nack baxter guy to catch me if you can
Yeah, I mean no one's gonna be two nack baxter's
Okay, so you didn't you didn't solve the riddle necessarily you just, I like asked plenty of questions too. I was like, I explain this
like who, okay. Because the original, yeah, go to the top. If you're, if you've been listening
to the podcast for the last year or so, here's the timeline, seeing the timeline song timeline.
This is my timeline. Start at the beginning of the podcast.
How much would you sell your dog for?
Okay.
No, um, the very first, from what we understand, the very first person named screen name, Knack
Baxter's real name is Nicholas Butler.
However, this guy who just emailed yesterday in the inbox says it's from Nick Baxter, but then in his, uh,
his like body to you, it says, Hey, it's NAC. I think we need to call these guys. We need
to figure, we need to get this on the podcast. We need to get some documentation of this
going. So, okay, this is crazy. Awkward. So it seems like there are two people who at
different times have identified as Nack Baxter.
Yes.
One whose last name is Baxter
and one whose last name is Butler.
Can you imagine like some girl
in random Sacramento, California
is named Elizabeth Virgil
thinking we've been talking about her the whole time.
It's like, what?
Okay, so, cause I've metack back Nicholas Butler. I met him.
I know what he looks like. Yeah. And that's why I thought it was on the phone with the
whole time. Are you sure? No, you know what he looks like? No. Your name is Harry, isn't
it? Yeah. He's been, he's a, he's a, cause yeah, original knack backs was a doctor. So
we think that's what I thought. Have you ever seen him practice law. Never on me. I'm sorry. Law.
Whatever it's called medicine law.
The law of medicine.
Yes. Keep the law.
You can't break the law.
What do you think?
Break the law.
I saw a bad surgeon.
Oh my gosh.
Okay. So what do we,
so it's still a little bit of a mystery.
It sounds like we have a very strong theory
that there's just two in period Baxter's.
Yes, it seems like one of them is Nick Baxter.
One of them is Nicholas Butler,
but they both go by Knack Baxter.
And I've now talked to both of them.
Tyman, will you give me that like weird effect
that makes me kind of like the.
I will, maybe this.
Okay. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Will the real Mac Baxter please stand up?
I forgot I don't have my headphones on. Did it work?
Yeah? Yeah it worked. It was awesome! It was awesome!
It was so cool!
Uh oh, ooh I ooh I think this tight beat means that it's going
down with some random thoughts and white meat too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead,
get on your feet.
Cause it's a Ghost from the Sparky.
Ghost from the Sparky.
Every Monday morning we're taking
a Ghost from the Sparky.
Ghost from the Sparky.
I was sitting here without headphones on. I'm like, it sounds the same.
Sound the same.
Oh man.
That's crazy, dude.
Okay.
Two, two nacks.
Who'd have thought?
It was as helpful as the phone call was.
I mean, you can imagine.
I'm just like very confused the whole time.
I'm just like, none of this is adding up.
I really think you're a doctor.
So did you ask that specific question?
Oh my gosh, yes.
I was very forthcoming in my confusion.
No, who are you actually?
It's Zach Baxter.
Okay.
So what you've been doing food trucks while med school?
No, I've never been in med.
I don't know why you guys always say that
I'm not in med school.
I was like, well, I'll have to check with Brad
because I really thought that.
How quickly did the conversation end after you were like,
okay, well, I guess that's it.
Or was this at the beginning?
That was at the very beginning.
Cause I was like, all right, who am I actually talking to?
I want to know your real name.
Turns out it's an act.
I love the idea of some other guy being like,
yeah, my name's Rindle Weaver.
And like, you know.
That's me.
Just impersonating people.
There's somebody on Facebook that's Santo Mack
on our Facebook page.
Yeah, that's true.
Just have famous people that you impersonate.
And all of a sudden, no one knows who's who.
It'd be funny if someone like reaches out next week
and is like, hey, my name is Tymon Ampsch.
And then I get legitimately confused. Tymon's like, dude, it me. I well, there's two of them. So I don't know
Yeah, how do I know who to believe me dude? It's you've been in my house. I thought I was at your house
Yeah, you hired those people. That's crazy
Some of them looked a lot like you too. Yeah, you made us drive really far to get to your house just for some impersonations
Didn't even get to sit on the horses
Uh finally, uh had my full circle moment with time and I feel like so many gossies have had it just for some impersonations. Didn't even get to sit on the horse.
Finally, had my full circle moment with Tymon. I feel like so many gossies have had it.
Was at church the other day reading Acts
and who should show up? Tymon.
What?
In the original, in the list of, sorry,
in the list of the Bible.
Who should show up at church?
And there's Tymon up on stage.
He's like, our reading today comes from Acts chapter two. That is a full circle moment.
That was your church. Yeah. Deacon ordination and the original deacons timing right there. And pastor pronounced it right.
He did not say Timon. Timon. So congrats time. Yeah. You go to Iglesia. They say Timon. Timon. Jacobo. Yeah, whatever. So I wonder what Brad would be like in Spanish.
Just bra.
I just want to do the D.
Hey bra.
Bra.
Brad.
Brad.
That sounds nice.
Brad.
Hake.
Hake.
Hacobo.
Hake.
Jackie.
Jackie.
I still remember that one time Chipotle 2020.
Yaqui. Order for Yaqui.
Like that's not even the Spanish pronunciation of the J.
Hot Cheetos and Yaquis.
Hot Cheetos and Yaqui.
Oh man, I'm still tripped up.
I thought you were gonna have answers
for the Knack Baxter thing.
No dude, cause it was like, this is pretty confusing,
but there's other stuff I wanna get to in this phone call.
Yeah, so was it a productive phone call?
Yes, it was.
You encouraged by it?
Yeah, yeah, it was really helpful.
It was just such tangible help.
It wasn't like I was talking to someone in real estate
who knows people who kinda help.
It's like this guy who does exactly what I'm doing.
Yeah, and he's not stationary.
Did you say that?
Yeah, and he does stationary food trucks.
Yeah.
So yeah, it's about as helpful of a person as it could be. Yeah took you long enough
neck
I think it's I think it's all in God's timing if I had started this in June
I mean this busy summer spin. I think it's all it's all gonna work out
so
Anyway, yeah, we'll figure it out. There'll be bondi updates
I mean for now it's like starting to get chilly a little bit. Nothing is going to happen this winter, but March, April, stay tuned for updates.
Holler if you want to be in charge of the whole thing.
Hey, there's a lot of stuff going on YouTube right now.
Not as much on audio, a lot on YouTube right now.
Not as much on audio because I'm keep taking drinks.
My delicious Main Street Roasters.
That's right.
Yes, hey.
Let's talk about that real quick.
Yeah, 83 of you are already coming to Nap-a-Knee
and we want more, Jake.
We're not done.
We're not done.
No, we genuinely like, as we were planning this,
we're like, I bet 50 people come to this thing
and we've already got 83 people signed up,
which is so exciting, so encouraging.
I think at least seven people from Canada are coming.
No way.
Which is really cool.
Wow. Order hopping.
Yeah. So yeah, we talked on the phone.
We're like, all right, before we talk to mainstream roasters,
what should we give them as like an estimation?
And I think I was like, I don't know, 50 to a hundred,
but more so just like 50, actually just 50 is the estimation.
I think I'd be shocked if we get much higher than that.
And then we'd, we had 50 almost before the podcast episode
came out announcing it.
That was, that was crazy. Yeah. I made the website and just was like, I don't want to
Friday or something. Yeah. Make this go live. So I'll just, yeah, there you go. Thanks.
There you go. Uh, don't cover up mainstream roasters though. There you go. Um, yeah, we, uh,
yeah, I just made the website and just kept it live. So it was like, no one, no one goes on our website randomly.
Do they, and sure enough, they do.
They, yeah, multiple people signed up for the VIP before it was ever announced.
So, um, yeah, we're doing it.
And we added a new, another VIP, which has already sold out.
So sorry if you're listening to this being like, oh, cool.
But, um, we're excited to see you guys all there.
It's going to be a lot of fun and just a lot of good times with the ghosties.
Yeah.
Talked to Samuel Carmel the other day on the phone about doing some games.
He's just a fun guy, man.
I'm just excited to see him and see so many other ghosties there.
So, yeah, that'd be real fun.
It was so cool to see the VIP sell out before we'd announced it.
People just perusing merch and buying those tickets. And yeah, it should be real fun. It was so cool to see the VIP sell out before we'd announced it. People just perusing merch and
buying those tickets and yeah, it should be really fun.
Yeah, little pickleball,
little little hang in, little breakfast, little lunch, little dinner, unrecorded podcast. A lot of coffee. Little little this, little this, a lot of coffee.
I will not be able to sleep that night.
You know? I had a lot of people saying, Jake, you should bring your granola to
Mature Rosers. If we were driving there, I absolutely would.
I've thought about driving myself. Really? Personally.
You want to take a tub of NOLA?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if it...
I would... I don't... Well, maybe it would fit in the back of my truck,
but I would assume I just put it in like the bed of my truck.
What if out of nowhere, like the lid flies off and just,
it just looks like bees just like swarming out.
It would look exactly like the original twister.
I feel like that's what they had.
They had like those containers full of the, you know,
Dorothy little things, you know, what's it called?
Storm.
I might bring some NOLA.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah.
What makes you want to drive?
I calculated it out.
First of all, I kind of like driving in general,
to an extent.
And I calculated it out.
And I was like, I think if we flew,
it'd be like eight hours, give or take.
And if we drove, it'd be like 10.
And I'm like, I don't hate the idea of driving.
So I don't know.
Cool.
I did not love, and granted, this
was a little bit different. But I did not love the 415 wake up call
back from Colorado. Like that was just a rough, it was just like, I don't like flying very much.
I mean, cause I've traveled a lot recently, but that was the only time so far that I've driven
and it was like, or sorry, that only time that I've flown, I was like, flying is just kind of annoying.
Like it, and so was driving to an extent, you know,
but like.
Yeah, I tried not to like bring it up too much
on the podcast, because it just sounded
like champagne problems.
But I mean, this whole tour, I swear,
we never had a direct flight to our first standup comedy tour,
our first destination.
So it was like a six a.m flight just to get to Charlotte
and then fly back to Salt Lake City.
You know, it was always opposite directions. There's always crazy early like Isaac's drive.
Just so many memories of Isaac driving to my house, but it's still dark out. Yeah, it's freezing cold getting in my car.
That's driving to the airport. You know, just a lot of those and then the last day of the tour Sunday morning also waking up at
6 a.m. Missing church, you know, yeah, dude, you get tired of it. Yeah, I was tired of it quick.
And I think we talked about the schmores of like,
signs your best friends with somebody,
and you're like, you can drive in the car with them
and not talk.
And I think we did plenty of that.
I think you and Isaac, I understand why you'd never talk.
Cause it was like, what's there to talk about right now?
We're tired.
I'll see you all weekend.
So with that said, time in 605 flight,
we from today.
Sweet. To Vegas, yeah? Yeah, Vegas. So with that said time in 605 flight we from today sweet
Vegas yeah, yeah Vegas. I love telling people cuz I just you know in the pickleball world people always talking I love that one video you guys go to any more tournaments. I'm like, yeah, we're actually go to Vegas mid-october
And then they don't even ask I just love bringing it up. I bring up also our videographer
It's an 18 year old homeschooler. We're bringing him to like he's never left the driveway before and we're
Bringing him to Vegas. Yeah, I love telling people they're like, that's awesome. Yeah, you're gonna be like you think this is hot timing. Well, yeah
I did like it's like 108 there. So what's gonna feel like it?
Yeah, let's talk about Arizona speaking of hot. Yeah, I did not know so we're down there like September 28th
I didn't think it would be as hot as it was
You thought maybe September's kind of fall there. Yeah, maybe the little easier
Cactus still bright green cacti
So it got up to 112 the day we were there
But I I did see the forecast beforehand and this is just how dumb I am. So it was like 112, humidity only 9%.
Dry.
That may not be that bad.
No.
It was.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spoiler, 112.
So pretty hot.
Because it's like, you know, they have the feels like,
and a lot of times in Kansas,
it's like 93 feels like 102.
There, it'll just say 112 feels like 112.
Exactly what it is, still hot. It's like an oven. It's not gonna be say 112 feels like 112 exactly what it is still hot.
It's like an oven.
It's not going to be like feels like 68 down the breeze and really like diet down the temperature.
So yeah, and we're just so we flew down there to do a couple different things.
One was the guy that we previously collabed with that pickleball guy.
He's one of like the biggest pickleball creators.
Awesome guy, I talked about it before
and how awesome I think he is.
But he just launched that pickleball school,
his own little e-course.
Which pickleball school?
Exactly, that pickleball school.
So one of the things he wanted us to do,
he had a sub a couple weeks ago,
he was like, hey, I wrote this whole script
for like a who's on first type script, you know
You should you want to get better pickle. You should join that pickle ball school, which pickle ball school No, not which pickle ball school that pickle ball school. No, it's that pickle ball guy which pickle you know
This whole thing really well written. So it's like hey, why don't we just come out to Phoenix?
We'll shoot that with you at your backyard court. And if you want to help us out and maybe put us on your YouTube channel
we'll do some stuff with you and
So really mutual mutually beneficial.
We flew all the way down there, had a blast.
It got me so excited for Vegas with the boys.
Yeah.
Because this was only a 24 hour trip, but I just like we made so many memories, had
so much fun.
I mean, just like just the little stuff.
I mean, just Scott's obsessed with Sabrina Carpenter right now.
That's a singer.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry for asking that question.
No, it's okay.
Is she the don't tell me it's something about espresso. Something about espresso. It's a singer. Yeah. I'm so sorry for asking that question. No, it's okay. Um, is she the
Don't tell me it's something about espresso something about espresso just called espresso
That's the song and it's it's not old by any means but it's been out five months
You would have thought it came out five days ago though. Scott's like I got every time we're in the car put on espresso
We're in the we're in the house. He's like queuing up youtube just putting espresso on the tv
YouTube he's like, I know they'll have it on there. We'll have to listen to an ad, I think.
Yeah, we listened to it in Kyle's house.
We're not playing a game of Pickleball.
Came back in, it was still playing.
We're like, oh, we're on some like hour video.
It was like an hour loop of espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.
So there's stuff like that.
Isaac can't stop farting the whole time.
You know, it's just good times with the boys.
The boys.
Yeah, once you're married,
you miss those times a little more. Like it's like, this's just good times with the boys. The boys. Yeah, once you're married, you miss those times
a little more.
Like it's like, this is fun, man.
You guys don't understand.
Dumb and yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, that was really fun.
Wait, can we talk a little bit more
about Scott's abusing of song?
Cause I just-
He gets obsessed.
He's done that for his entire life.
And I think, I think that's, that's a little bit of a disservice
to the rest of the people listening to the songs,
because now you're gonna never listen to that song again.
Is that true?
You ruined it for me.
Yeah, it's like, I like that Coldplay song, Scott.
And then we listened to it 28 times in a row,
and now I'll never wanna listen to talk ever again
in my entire life.
Like, you know, like he's-
Scott won't be caught up with this podcast episode
by the time Vegas happens, time it,
so you'll definitely be, he won't know that we're saying this.
And so he'll definitely be on some song kicker over there.
It's gonna be awesome.
It's gonna be like some smash man song.
Oh, Scott, what a guy, man.
Yeah, just a, just a goober in all, in all senses, but...
It was great, but yeah, Phoenix, really hot.
Yeah.
Just so hot the whole day.
I brought like six t-shirts for a 24 hour trip
and I'm glad I did.
Went through all of them.
Wow.
Kyle's also.
You were filming some videos for his channel,
some videos for yours.
Exactly.
One video that we shot, we kind of wrote it on the fly,
which if you're gonna go all the way there,
you should probably have a video in mind.
And we did.
I mean, I came with like five different premises,
but then one thing leads to another,
and we really liked this idea.
And so we had this local guy shoot it for us,
and I was like, I think this is a good video.
I'm kind of like directing the whole thing,
and I think he's getting the angles we want,
I can't really see, whatever.
And then I sent all the footage to Tymon,
and said something like, go crazy, you know,
squirrelesy or something,
because it's like, it's kind of like this horror.
Wait, is that a phrase that people say?
I think I just made it up for the first time.
That is awesome.
That was amazing.
That needs to be like, see you later crocodile,
or, see you later crocodile, go crazy Spielberg.
Go crazy Scorsese sounds amazing.
That is so, I didn't realize what I said. I don't think, you didn't, Ry, I would have noticed. Go crazy Scorsese sounds amazing.
I don't think you didn't write.
I would have noticed.
Yeah.
I didn't even text that to you.
Yeah.
No crazy Scorsese.
You just, you just revolutionized a rev up generation.
Brad, why were you late this morning?
Oh, sorry.
Bo was crazy Scorsese this morning.
Bo was going crazy Scorsese.
Golly.
Brad hasn't said it right once yet. Why were you late this morning? Oh, sorry, Bo was crazy Scorsese this morning. Bo was going crazy Scorsese. Golly!
Brad hasn't said it right once yet.
Go crazy Scorsese.
That is so fun to say.
Go crazy Scorsese.
That's our do-less God bless right there.
We made it!
We found it.
We can't say it, but we can type it
and we can put it on a shirt.
The go crazy Scorsese Tour. Get your tickets today.
Classic. This is Trey right here. This has got to be us. Go Crazy Scorsese. Sponsored by
Main Strays. Main Strays. Yeah. That's how I see it. Yeah. Go crazy Scorsese. Oh my God.
New bags. What do you think? Hot bags. Nice bags. Red, white and blue is going to be,
I think our main one, but this one's nice too. I like the, the looks like it's waterproof.
It does look like that. Is it? It looks like a nice golf bag. Yeah. I don't know. It's
gotta be nice. You just tell by the look. All right. So you said go crazy crazy, score Sazy. And Timon did, and he texted to me last night,
and I just said, like, all caps
is the best video I've ever seen.
I texted to Kyle just like 20 minutes ago,
and he said, this is the greatest pickleball ever created.
When does this go live?
I said, we might enter it into some film festivals.
So the video has been out for a few days now,
because this is coming out on Monday,
but anyway, Timon did great.
So which one is it?
What's it about?
So it's about how the premise,
you do it so daintily,
the premise is how if a pickleball video goes viral,
there is 100% chance that there are offended tennis players
in the comments.
Like you can't have one without the other.
And so the idea was just like,
dude, do you know that fun pickleball video I posted?
Like people are really liking it.
How many views does it have?
It just hit 100,000.
And then total vibe shift, the colors change,
the music gets creepy, and it's like,
oh no, what?
They're here, who's here?
The tennis players.
And then inside of the house is the comments section.
Me and Kyle are locked out, we can't get in.
And then it's like Scott and Isaac,
they're like,
you see their shadow come in the,
their silhouette, I guess, kind of come on the floor of the,
how do I describe it?
It's course easy.
Shadow on the floor?
If you see like their rackets banging on the window,
the door creepily opens, they have like creepy smiles,
and then they just start commenting,
just like all sorts of comments you would see.
Just like, good luck playing a sport for the elderly.
I've never even played it.
I could go pro gay, you know, just stuff like that.
And then so it's just like really creepy and funny and Scott's on the toilet at one point.
And then at the end it like cuts back to us and we're screaming, stop it, stop it.
It's like, oh, hey, dude, look, too many views.
Oh, wow.
Thanks guys for the money.
Yeah, right.
Appreciate you being here.
See you next video.
Thanks for making us famous here.
So the video is really solid as long as people watch it.
It's always hard when it's like, this gets really good.
Hopefully you stick around.
I know, I know.
Well, I was watching, I don't watch him that often,
but I know the timing you like him a lot, Dax Flame.
Yeah. Oh yeah. His video, I mean. What him that often, but I know the time and you like him a lot, Dax Flame. Yeah. Oh yeah.
His video, I mean.
What do you think?
Real or no?
Oh, like is he like his personality?
Like is it a character or is it autism?
It's a character.
Yeah.
Gotta be, right?
What do you guys think?
Oh no, I'm very much opposite.
Oh really? It's him.
That's what I.
Oh, I think it's less funny if he's. I feel like that. I Oh really? It's him, that's what I. Oh I think it's less funny.
I think it's funny either way,
but I also thought it was for sure a character,
and now I am the other way.
I don't think it is.
I've flipped, flopped, and then flipped again.
I went, this has to be a character,
and then I start looking through his old YouTube videos
like 14 years ago or whatever,
I'm like, he acts exactly the same.
There's no way he's been in character 14 years.
So I'm like, yes, this is just like, you know, whatever, this is just who he is.
But then more recently, I'm like, the way he's editing these videos, like he's
trying to be funny.
I have noticed that, like the edits, it's like maybe he's catching on to what's
like funny. He's evolving like the editing, but just not in what he's saying.
A thousand dollars, I bet dollars. He's a character.
How do we prove it though?
I will call him up. It'll be like, what's up?
And I'll be like, hey, Dax, you'd be like, hey, what do you need?
I'll be it's the real Dax flame. He's like, what are you talking about?
It's not back to Dax. Yeah, it's Dax flamester.
I remember there's a video of Bo Burnham, like right after meeting him.
And he's like, he's just like, babble. He's like, I am just he is either
just like this. He's I just can't understand this guy. He's really either the biggest genius of all time or he's like, he's just like babble. He's like, I am just, he is either just like this. He's, I just can't understand this guy. He's like, he's the biggest genius
of all time or like, just like, I don't get it. Or maybe it's a normal guy. It was after
just like talking to him. I don't know. Well, I'll just say, I watched one of his videos
recently. It was one where he was like proposing to his friend. You see that one? Yeah. Just
like in a bunch of different locations for, yeah. Just like make people happy around them.
Like just like you would just go and propose.
And then like, like he would see somebody be like, oh, that's so sweet.
And be like, so did that make you happy?
Like interviewing.
And it is I mean, talk about like keeping their attention.
Like it feels like he doesn't care if he keeps your attention or not.
Yeah. Every once in a while, like halfway through that video,
he just did like a panorama of his friend just like looking out
at this beautiful scenic sunset.
And then it kept going the rest of the video.
And it's like, that's such a bold move,
but at the same time, that's his whole brand.
And so it's like, just let him watch.
Yeah, every now and then it'll cut to him
just like adjusting his shirt,
just in the middle of a standup comedy video.
Just like.
Yeah, exactly.
Few seconds of that,
and then it'll cut back to him like in his house.
So those were some jokes I wrote. Not all of them got laughs, exactly. A few seconds of that and then it'll cut back to him like in his house. So those were some jokes I wrote.
Not all of them got laughs, but interesting time.
I think like it might be a bit of like a relief if somehow it's like he is in character, but
I don't think he is.
I think he could be playing some things up, but I think it's very much rooted in like
how he actually acts.
You know, the time and as the top comment on like multiple of his posts.
That's how I, yeah, that's how I know that he liked them.
Just because yeah, he commented something one time.
I have one that has 30,000 likes, I think.
Wow.
Which for a comment is quite.
How, how does that feel?
Like, because I've never been a commenter, but that would, that would be a rush that I would.
Pursue again.
It's pretty fun, but it's also like for this one, it feels like I don't know if I deserved this because he just says in the video, like he's doing stand up and he's like, says this thing like whatever. And then clap your hands if you relate. And then like a couple of people are like, and so I just counted and then clap your hands if you relate. I got 30,000 like, I don't know video. But anyway. Because there's been a few times, Jake, when you've commented something on a video,
like maybe like a sports center or something.
You remember that back in the day?
And I remember not knowing that you commented
and then reading the comments and seeing like
you had a top comment.
And I was like, that's crazy.
Yeah, I don't seek sports center out.
Every now and then if you like, if you open Instagram,
it's like eight seconds ago.
It's like, yeah, be funny, be funny.
Think of something. So that's happened. But I know I used to have post notifications off for Tony P and I would get in there
I have the top comment. I mean at one point I was like 10 for 12
Oh, I was all over it. Yeah, and then you know that it's fun to find a counter like turn on notifications
Like that's yeah for next flame. That's why I would ever that's yeah
here kind of on the same vein of like just like
Looking at one person's profile, but then seeing somebody else, you know
Aaron Weber
comedian Nate land podcast
He has this like story highlight thing where he
Like talks about different TV too high. Yeah, have you seen this? There's a whole subreddit called our TV too high
Okay, it's a common thing so funny. And so it's like, yeah, all these different, uh, yeah, whatever, all these different locations,
all these hotels, airbnbs where the TV is either like too big for where it is or too high or too
low or whatever. So he's like ranking all these different things. Uh, and then I'm going through
this story. Cause I'm like, this is pretty funny. And then the very last one on there is Caleb Lee,
ghosty Caleb Lee. You ever seen this?
And it's from his Airbnb in Branson
where the TV was practically touching the ceiling.
And so he's like ranking now Caleb's TV height.
And it was so fun to just be entertained already
by Aaron Webber's story.
And then all of a sudden be like,
holy cow, I know this guy.
That's crazy.
That's our trip.
It was so fun.
Yeah, he told me that night at Social Birdie, he's like, you know, Aaron Webber,
you know what he does or whatever.
And he's like, I sent him a thing.
It's like on his story right now.
I was like, dude, that's amazing.
It was, it was, it was awesome.
So I thought you were gonna say the one he did
most recently is he just had a baby.
It's when he was ranking the TV
in the labor and delivery room.
Oh dude.
He was like experienced 10 out of 10,
but the TV, you know, whatever he was still ranking in.
Dude, that, that TV sucks.
That TV is the worst.
At least maybe they've upgraded in the last,
you know, four and a half years
since I've had Bo in a hospital.
But yeah, it was like, it had a lot of channels
but they were all like, what's the standard definition?
Like you could barely, like during March Madness
with Hattie, we couldn't even see the score.
It was like, what is happening here?
So it's rough.
It's always wild when you're in any spot,
a comedy club green room, a hospital, a restaurant,
and the TV doesn't really work.
It's like, how is that such, how do you not fix that?
That's like your one source of entertainment in a hospital.
Every customer, every patient, every client,
however you word it, they all look at this
and they're all think this place is kind of crappy
I guess if I can't really see the score. Yeah, TVs are so cheap just buy a new TV
It was it was like the cable though
It was like because did you feel like once we went to HD the standard definition all of a sudden got like unwatchably bad
I don't know like pre HD. I was totally fine watching my shows on TV
And then HD came along.
And then it was like, the opposite of HD
was like super pixelated all of a sudden.
It just got, yeah, it lowered everything else.
I don't know.
But anyway, it was just, it was rough.
It was a rough time.
And the internet was terrible there.
We were in the hospital for three weeks with Hattie
and it was, it was a rough time.
So.
Couple other things to wrap up the Phoenix trip.
Yeah, one just so excited for Vegas.
Kyle's the, Kyle's the man.
I mean, for multiple reasons, but one, he,
so I would like to think as a, when I play sports,
I have, I would consider myself a pretty like cerebral player
cause I'm not the most, I have to make up
for a lack of athleticism with thinking harder than the other person I'm playing.
After spending a day with Kyle, I was like,
oh, I don't know anything about pickleball.
Like the difference in me and a brand new player
is the difference in me and Kyle.
I feel like.
Tell me more.
There's just so much to learn about high level pickleball
and strategies and thoughts and just like things, you know.
Like I think when I thought I was doing a strategy,
it was just like, oh, let's try to dink more.
That's the strategy.
Third shot drop.
Let's drop more instead of driving.
That's the strategy.
And his words like, there was just so much to learn.
I was like, this is awesome.
Now I wish I was better at Pickleball
so I could like do all these, but it was just great.
He's just an expert at what he does
and a really good teacher. And, um,
sounds like you should get his course.
Yeah, honestly. Yeah.
Player that pickleballschool.com I'm guessing is what it is.
So give, can you remember any specific examples of like one thing he was like,
you know, one level past you in thinking about.
Yeah, there were different types of just like, um, yes.
One strategy was like a lot of people think like you need to be aggressive or passive. And it's just kind of this on off switch. He was like, yes, one strategy was like, a lot of people think like, you're going to be aggressive or passive.
And it's just kind of this on-off switch.
He was like, these next few points,
he brought over two other guys that are like me
and Isaac's school level.
And then he kind of coached us for his video
on like how to beat them.
And so he's like, all right, these next like eight points,
your offense is going to be counter-attacking.
So it's kind of opposite how you think of it.
Like instead of you being the aggressor,
instead of you speeding the ball up at the net,
your offense is waiting for them to speed it up.
And you're just like sitting fastball,
kind of what you do really well.
Just waiting to punch it back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like bring it on.
Yeah, he was like, so you're passive,
you're passive, you're passive.
You're almost like inviting them.
Like, please speed the ball up on me
because you're so ready for it.
And that is your offense.
That's how you score points.
I was like, that's great.
Been played four years.
Never once thought of that.
Never heard of that before.
Never come across my desk.
But you're not necessarily purposely trying
to get them to smack it at you.
Yeah, you don't want to give them super attackable balls
where they just put it away at you.
But if you dink a ball that's net high,
you are kind of hoping like,
maybe they'll speed this one up.
And I'm so ready to pounce on it a little bit.
Yeah. Like you're, yeah. The baseball analogy is good. Like you're always, you're always
expecting fastball and you can adjust for the slower pitch. You can't adjust for the
fastball if you're thinking slower pitch.
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Last thing about Arizona trip is it was a healthy day for me.
One, Kyle's a great host.
Had a lot of electrolytes for us.
I've never used element before.
He wrote like element.
It just saw basically.
I'm a Redmond guy.
Redmond?
Yeah.
Relight.
Yeah. That's what it's called. Relight. Yeah. Anyway, he also made us smoothies
That was awesome real nice guy. And then lastly he invited us to cold plunge. He has a cold plunge
I never done one before and I
Wrote down the five stages of a cold plunge. Okay, my first time doing it give it paint paint me a picture
What kind of cold plunge we got here? This is um, I think it's pretty nice because he said I would have never paid for this, but they sent it to me
for free. Nice kind of thing. So it's nice. I don't think it was crazy cold. It was like
in the fifties. Okay. Stark contrast from 112. That's gotta be pretty cold. Oh, I was
cold. I don't know what the standard is, but 50 seems, I mean, too much less than that.
And you're it's frozen. Do you know that 32 degrees is freezing?
It'd be a block of ice.
So actually, I think Isaac has a video of me, so maybe I can have him send it to you
time and then you can just overlay that while I'm talking about it.
But stage one, from what I remember, this is just my experience.
Stay one stage one of a cold plunge is anger.
This is similar to the stages of grief, but you you don't have denial.
You just go straight to anger.
You're like, I am.
I know I'm I put my left foot in there and immediately,
not even trying to be funny, but just involuntarily,
I said, why do people do this?
What's the point of this?
Oh my gosh, because I had just seen Isaac
just chilling there.
Oh yeah.
The five minutes he wore me, I was like, that looks awesome.
I'll just go in there and knock it out.
And oh, I was angry.
I was like, this is so dumb.
It's not that bad out here. I'll just hang out outside. Stage it out. And oh, I was angry. I was like, this is so dumb. It's not that bad out here.
I'll just hang out outside.
Stage two is kind of the information stage
because from there, I'm like,
starting to put my second foot in.
I'm like, Scott, remind me,
what are the benefits of this?
What do people do this for?
What are like kind of the, you said like,
like flow in the body or something, you know?
And so he's like spouting off like benefits to the cold
plunge. I'm like, okay, guy needed to hear that. Okay, good. Yeah. Inflammation. Okay. Good. Yeah.
Stage three, I call it bite the bullet, suck it up. And that's when you just,
you go below the equator. You get your equator below the water.
Yeah. Get to stage three as quick as possible. I think don't think about it too much
because if you, the more you think about it, the more you're just, you're going to delay stage three.
Exactly. And that's what I realized. Like I have to just go down. And so I, I dipped myself in there
and then stage four pretty quickly. I mean, 30 seconds in, I started to feel my toes going numb
a little bit. So that's stage four. You think, oh, that's kind of weird sensation, but there's less pain now that it's numb.
And then stage five, I call it Lamaze.
I was just,
just like pregnancy breathing,
just trying to like stay calm.
That's what I went through and it was a lot.
But then I didn't hate it.
I went back later in the day, did another cold plunge.
It was a healthy day for me.
Yeah, so much pickleball, still ran my mile, in the day, did another cold plunge. Oh, you did? It was a healthy day for me. Okay.
Yeah, so much pickle balls, still ran my mile,
smoothies, electrolytes, cold plunge.
Dude, I would love to have a cold plunge in my house.
Yeah.
I think it'd be awesome.
I kind of want to get a, like, just like a big tub
for winter, cause you know, it's cold enough here.
Yeah.
People do that all the time, and like Michigan,
there's like, the water's 38 degrees, here we go.
And like, you've seen those guys do that. Cause like, I would love that. I think there's tons of benefits to that.
What was that?
You're playing underneath it.
Supposed to hide the cord a little bit. It just exploded.
Now they can see the cord.
Great. Now they know we use cords. Yeah.
I feel like when I've experienced you in uncomfortable situations, you do, I feel like you go to
one extreme or the other as far as like you talk it out a lot or you don't talk at all.
Yeah. I was talking.
Yeah.
I was, I was upset at everybody for leading me to slaughter like this.
I had no idea how bad it was going to be.
But it does make your muscles like you're not sore afterwards.
Yeah. It did feel like good recovery. Yeah. Yeah. Did a lot that day. Felt fine.
That's awesome. It was great. Yeah. It was just fun. Kyle's the best. I mean, he like,
he's got a mate. He's like basically becoming a pro-pig all player. So he just works out
at his house every day. He's got a pig walk or in his backyard every day, cold plunge every day.
Like this Scott said, dude, if I was single, this is exactly how my house would look. It would look exactly like this.
Scott, if you were single,
you'd be making $15 an hour doing nothing.
I don't know.
I'm just kidding, Scott.
That's fun, man.
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Uh, Jake, I can't believe I didn't tell you the story last week.
This is one of the more just, it's not that crazy of a story, all things encompassing,
but it's also like one of the craziest things that could happen to somebody in Kansas City.
And it happened to you.
And it happened to me.
So opposite of cold plunging, once again, I was in the steam room.
This was like two weeks ago at Lifetime.
And I don't know why I didn't tell you this last week
on the podcast.
Two weeks ago, I'm just hanging out there by myself.
I'll try to paint you a little bit of a picture.
I know Jake's been to the Lifetime steam room.
He said, this is hell on earth, I think,
is what he described.
Yeah, the three heats.
But it's kind of an L shape.
So you walk in, and it's got a long part of the L.
And then there's a little more in the corner.
That's a short L. Does that make sense, Timer?
Yep.
Falling so far?
So I'm kind of in the corner by the short L, OK?
It's a little bit important to know this.
And if you don't go to the steam room,
I think I explained a couple weeks ago, but
like you have to like get the steam going sometimes.
So I get in there and the steam's not going yet.
And so it's not super steamy, not super foggy.
Vision is solid there.
Visibility.
Yeah.
We'll call it a 25% fog, you know, so it's still a little bit like highlander frog Highlander frog. And I'm hanging out in there often, not trying to be too Jesusy here guys, but I like to
pray while I'm in the steam room.
That's when I was praying for Henry to poop the other day.
Habit stacking.
I just learned about this.
Yeah.
Atomic habits.
Very good.
Who?
James Clear's book.
Oh, I think he said Tom's. Oh, atomic. Atomic
Habits is like where I heard about Tom Haverford. Tom Habits is I call, I call Habits Dacking.
Getting in there with your Habbies. Anyway, hanging out there, praying, close my eyes,
but then I hear the door open and I open my eyes to get distracted. And I'll just say this, Jake,
out of all the people in Kansas City, this would be the one I think is the biggest punchline
of somebody who could walk in Jackson, my homes, Jackson freaking my home. I knew it.
Jackson, my home walked in to the steam room while I'm just sitting there by myself.
Nudo?
Nudo?
I was, I was, I had my, I had a towel on, but like-
Wait, what were you praying for?
Yeah, exactly.
God!
Go crazy Scorsese!
No, dude.
Send me a sign, God.
And it wasn't that, it wasn't that foggy yet.
So I, it was him.
And so if you don't know, Jackson Mahomes is Patrick Mahomes'
little brother, got some crazy-
Scorsese!
Scorsese!
Scorsese!
Scorsese!
Scorsese!
Scorsese! Scorsese! Scorsese! Scorsese! Scorsese! sign God. And it wasn't that, it wasn't that foggy yet. So I, it was him. And so if you
don't know Jackson Mahomes is Patrick Mahomes little brother, got some crazy Scorsese's
crazy, crazy Scorsese's about him. Kind of an interesting guy gets made fun of a lot
for various reasons. We're not going to get into all that. Look him up if you want to.
But he walks in and I think because he's Jackson Mahomes, because he's kind of well known,
I think he wants to be in the corner, like kind of, you know, big dads in the corner though, bro.
He sits so close to me. I mean, like, not like crazy, crazy close, but like,
weeks ago and he didn't mention it. I know you could probably fit 10 to 12 people on this
steam room. And I bet he sits a one space space. Like, there could be somebody that sits in between us,
but like, that's it.
It's like, why are you sitting right here?
He took the urinal next to you in an empty bathroom.
Yes, that's a great analogy for it.
And the whole time I'm like, do I say something?
What do I, how do I?
Good cheese.
Yeah, I'm like, everything I can think to say to him
is just me talking about his brother.
And I'm sure he gets that all the time.
And so I didn't say anything.
He had his phone, which is a psycho move in a steam room.
Yeah.
But it's basically just a bunch of water in the air.
Yeah.
But I think maybe he's just always on his phone.
So he was, I didn't, I didn't stare at the guy.
Were you like, tick tock?
Also, he, for the record, not that this matters, but he was not new though.
Okay.
He was, he had a towel and undies on.
Okay.
I don't know why I'm saying undies, but he did.
Just a crazy thing.
Like, cause, cause like you did, I was, I was just so surprised to even see him in public.
Why you would think that Patrick has his own steam room in his house that you can just go to.
Maybe.
But why is he, what's he doing?
Maybe he doesn't want Jackson steaming up in there.
Yeah, ex-communicating Jack.
And steam on your own time.
Go crazy score, score steam see.
So.
That's awesome.
It was wild.
Yeah, so I was in there,
I was in there for a while longer,
got out and I think he was in there forever.
I don't know how long that dude's steaming, but.
You've never seen him in live time before?
No, I hadn't.
Wonder what else he's up to.
I told Will, my friend Will Severins about this,
and Will Severins' brother is the one
who runs the Chick-fil-A in Lenexa,
and he's like, oh yeah, he's come through the Chick-fil-A
drive-through in Lenexa a few times.
So maybe he lives over in that area,
which is random too.
Like, why are you living over there?
Because it's a great place.
You're the, I think I've told four people the story so far
and you're the first person, when I said like,
what's the best punchline for the person that can walk in?
You're the only person that got it even remotely close to.
Dude, for whatever reason,
I don't even know how to explain this,
but I had a feeling Jackson Holmes was involved
when he started the story.
I was like, I was gonna say that
no matter what you prompted me with.
Yeah, I don't know why.
You just felt it.
I was gonna say that no matter what.
That was just odd. I was like, I nailed that. That's what that is.
We got it. It was, it was almost like, there's no way there's no way. Cause everyone makes
fun like Jackson Mahomes. You've, you've had a tick tock or an Instagram reel go viral
where you make fun of Jackson. Oh yeah. He's the punchline of one of those. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
Tymon, you ever seen Jackson Mahomes?
No, not yet.
Vegas, we'll see way better than that.
Way better.
Way better.
We'll see way better than that.
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Okay. So Friday night, my kids and I, specifically the older kids we call them, you know which ones those are? We went to something at church called the Family Blitz.
What would that be?
Family Blitz. Family Blitz. What would that be? Family Blitz.
Family Blitz.
Family Blitz.
Family Blitz.
What song is that?
I don't know.
I'm glad you knew what I was talking about though.
Ballroom Blitz.
Ballroom Blitz, yeah, yeah.
For a second I thought I was singing the wrong song
because there's another song with Blitz.
It's in the movie Accepted, I'm pretty sure. It's in a ton of a ton of movies blitzkrieg bop might be cheaper by the dozen. Yeah. Yeah blitzkrieg pop pop
Yeah, yeah Ramones anyway, um
Family blitz it was a fun night. I don't have that many crazy things. Yeah, good job Jake
I have that many crazy things to say about it,
but basically it was, first of all, free Chick-fil-A.
So I was like, Catherine,
I should probably take the kids to this.
Second of all, the kids got to do a Kansas City birthright,
in my opinion, which is to meet Jackson.
Jackson is in the steam room.
On the same page to meet Casey Wolf.
Oh, that's nice.
The mascot for the Chiefs. He was there.
Dan Mears. I don't think so. This is the new wolf. It was it was probably just like the appearance
wolf. Yeah. He did not take off the helmet. I found out that at the lottery gig I did a few
weeks ago. Dan Mears spoke right before I did. Like before the happy hour. How much time did he
have? I don't know. Probably as long as you maybe because he needed it
I love Damien. He's Casey wolf Yeah, like the main guy that plays Casey wolf is like the man like every time I've ever listened to him speak
I've cried like he's like the freaking man. Anyway, he's got a great story and went to church with my grandparents and Gunners parents
That's fun. Ray Raytown? Rayburn? Yeah, yeah.
It's something over there.
Something, RBC.
Anyway, so got to meet Casey Wolf.
They were so pumped.
We took a picture with them and everything.
It's nice that they're not scared of mascots.
Cause in fact, there is an age in kids where they don't,
they think they want Snoopy and then Snoopy gets close.
They freak out.
It's not like you said there is Asian kids.
There is Asian, there's like state farm Asian kids.
You know, like Dragon Ball Z, hello kitty, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is an eight.
It was one of those things.
Yeah, I think that maybe Bo at first didn't wanna
like get too close to him and then luckily they've each
hung out with Slugger at the Royals game. Good.
So it's a little, you know, we get gateway, gateway slug.
But anyway, met up with Casey Wolf, took a picture,
was really sweet.
And then they had this like program thing with,
it was like kind of like Nickelodeon type, like,
not slime, but kind of like those kind of games
where it's like whatever. And it was just really fun. It was one of those times where it was just like, not slime, but kind of like those kind of games where it's like, whatever.
And it was just really fun.
It was one of those times where it was just like,
my kids are getting a little bit older
and these things are really fun to take them to.
Like they split the room up into two teams.
It was the, we were on the jellyfish.
And the other, there's funny, two funny names.
The jellyfish, decent name.
The other team name was the mosquitoes.
Oh, that's not as fun. Would you want to be on the mosquitoes team? You're just like a pest, just like annoying.
Yeah. Like like, or not mutually, um, just unanimously disliked. Yeah. Unanimously, like
not like what's, what's the benefit of mosquitoes in the world? If you love West Nile, you'll
love mosquitoes. If you don't like people very much, like maybe I thought you were going
to say, which is like, it was even an animal. It's like we had the jellyfish and the Democrats.
I thought that was weird.
I didn't understand it.
It's Southern Baptist.
So, um, no, it was, uh, yeah, it was great.
And, uh, so the whole time, like every time the games are going on, we're rooting for
the jellyfish.
And you know, at first, like Bo's just kind of clapping along.
And by the end of it, he's like, this is pumping jellyfish, jellyfish.
He's ready for camp.
Yeah. Yeah. It was just it was so sweet and so fun.
And every time one of the teams got a point, the points were represented by those like rubber chickens.
OK, so they ran out of the crowd like who wants to hold this rubber chicken?
You know, every time Bo's raising his hand, he never got picked or anything.
But it was just a fun thing.
It was also one of those things where it was like, it's so easy for me and I'm sure you too,
to like critique, like I could.
Entertainment.
Yeah.
Cause of course, like the whole time I'm like,
how much, how much do you think they paid for this?
Like, and how much should I do this?
Do I need to be, do I need to be putting this on?
Cause this would be a really fun job.
But also do I want to travel all over the world
and do kids games for their family?
And do family blitz.
Family blitz.
Hey, hey. Also kind of sounds like the Gatorade commercial. Oh, work, work. and do kids games for their family. Blitz. Family.
Also kind of sounds like the Gatorade commercial. Oh, work, work.
Family.
You're hired.
Yeah.
The guy did do a, what's it called when you stand there
and then jump up and touch your toes.
Split jump.
He did a split jump at one point.
He looked like me and he did a split jump.
He look like who? Me. Oh, like he was and he did a split jump. He look like who me
Oh you like you he was a big boy
Sometimes people shaped like that could do it. We had a guy named a Mon at SBO
He was a nose guard defensive tackle could do a backflip
Really? Yeah, it was it was perverse to see it's like a Mon
Stop it. Got some witchcraft going on. I don't know how you did that. I don't want to know what you did to make that happen.
All right.
So yeah, but this, they were fun.
He did a good job and it was awesome.
And then I ended with ice cream.
Kids didn't know about it.
And we went and ate it on our little back of my truck.
And it was a sweet.
Oh, that's fun.
That's a fun night.
What would you say the graph looks like?
Like the X axis is like the age of your kids
and then getting older.
And then the Y axis is like enjoyment level
of like you bringing them something.
Is it a bell curve?
Like it gets better and then it gets worse again?
Or is it only gonna get better?
It might be a little bit of a bell
because like when they're six weeks old, they're basically
vegetables.
As I say, the first couple of years, probably not a ton of things you can really take them
to or have fun with them at.
Well, yeah.
And then it gets fun.
But it's pretty easy.
Like newborns, they sleep through anything.
So you can take them to...
I can take them to a movie when they're six weeks old.
And they'll just.
So this is like almost a reverse bell curve.
It's like a real steep down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause then eventually they get personality.
From like six months to.
Preferences and.
30 months.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like year and under,
like flying with the kids were usually pretty easy
because they would hopefully just sleep the whole time.
But like two years,
I think two years old is the hardest time to fly
with a kid. Cause it's like, I think two years old is the hardest time to fly with the kid.
Cause it's like, they are too uneasy to like, you know, really just sit still,
but you don't want to just like shove a screen in front of their face the whole time.
Yeah. You know, I had a, I'm going to guess three or four year olds sitting behind me on the way to
Phoenix and just nothing the mom could do felt bad for him, but she, the little girl was just
throwing a tantrum. I don't want my seatbelt. You know, just, I just, I felt bad.
I was like, this sucks.
I could sleep through it because I got Shawn Mendes,
but it stinks for these other people.
Yeah, exactly.
So I think it's a little bit of a, but it gets so fun.
Like, but then again, Rosie would be fun there too.
I think it would just be a little less time.
Like I think Rosie could last for 30 minutes.
Like Bo near the end was getting wiggly.
I go, Bo, you have ants in your pants.
He literally looked down at his shorts.
He's like, I do?
And I'm like, no, that's a saying.
Who put ants in my pants?
Because he was sitting on my lap
and he was just moving around the whole time.
I was like, just sit still.
Couple beetles, but no ants.
And then, yeah, Hattie just had a blast the whole time
and was easy.
I think it's always like a risk
reward kind of thing or like a, uh, opportunity costs. Cause I've like, we didn't get home
till nine o'clock that night. Usually BOGO sub bed eight o'clock at the, you know, eight
eight 30 at the latest. Uh, and so therefore I'm like, let's hope this is worth, you know,
this time tomorrow might, you know, it'd be a little bit of a risk here. Um, but it was, it was
awesome. I was really thankful for our church for putting it on and letting us come for
free to, you know, family blitz. It was awesome. So, uh, shout out to family blitz. I'm trying
to think of any other things that were funny. They, if the adults ever cheated, they would
do something called poof. Why would the adults cheat? Uh, I don't know, but that's the guy. The guy was like,
he was like, I swear. Cause the whole idea was like supposed to get like parents and kids involved.
And he's like, I swear the kids never cheat, but sometimes the adults don't always obey the rules.
If you see an adult cheating, you say poof or something. And this one girl, she was the captain
of the jelly fish. Yeah. Head jelly. I think she said something like jokingly, she was like, you should,
you should, I don't know, like, I don't remember what it was. Like do something really harmless
to the other team. Once the time ran out or something. They're like, Oh, that's cheating.
Time to poof. And they took a big like pillow kind of thing and put it in baby powder, I guess.
Oh, wow. Pooped it all over their face. Oh, wow.
And after the first one, the kids were excited about the poof.
Bo was like, poof!
So the poof's fun.
Yeah, anyway.
Yeah, it was a great time.
But that's cool.
Yeah.
Timon, what are you up to?
I know one thing.
Yes.
Sorry, I just thought of this.
Some ghostie found you got cast for something.
I wrote this down.
Oh yeah.
So I've been in a couple musicals
with this guy, Justin Rizzo before.
Riz?
The Riz.
Worship leader guy in Kansas City
who's done some musicals,
but he's just doing a different stage,
like Christmas show type thing.
And the thing is it includes some songs
that he wrote for this other musicals.
So he's like, wanna come back and sing for young Jesus.
So yeah, I'll be young Jesus.
So you didn't even read the audition.
You got like.
No, it was just like, wanna come back?
Wanna come back?
Yeah.
That's great.
How many shows is it?
I think just like two shows.
And you're singing for young Jesus. Whatever weekend is the middle of December. Okay, so I'm singing
It's like a very I think what the show is is kind of supposed to be like a proof of concept
That this guy wants to do shark tank
This guy kind of wants to have a show at like some like Museum of the Bible and like DC years
Oh, sweet. He wants to like ultimately get there and then maybe he's like this is kind of almost
a pitch of the idea.
So it's like more of a low budget.
Like I don't think there'd be much of like a set or like I think it's mainly kind of
a how good's the song and like whatever performance.
So I think that's what it is.
Anyway, are you on stage?
Are you singing from behind the stage as I will be on stage.
I think it'll be like everyone's dressed in black.
Like there'll be like kind's dressed in black. Like there'll
be like kind of a row of microphones, step up, come back, whatever. It's like a more abstract
type thing. Okay. But yeah, I think I'll be, I'll still be kind of acting with like my upper body.
I think is the plan. I'll come watch. Cool. I realize I think it's free. December 13th and
14th. I'm looking at the, I'd say that's middle of December.
Timon, will you put this on the screen
for people to watch real quick, this graphic?
First of all, somebody needs to write us a,
eh, if people deem this blasphemous, don't write it.
But somebody needs to write some kind of jingle
where it starts with,
Timon is young Jesus.
Kind of like Akon and young Jeezy.
Yeah, I see. Timon and young Jesus. Kind of like A-con and young Jeezy. Yeah, I see.
Time in his young Jesus.
Trying to take it easy.
I think there's a song that starts that.
Yeah.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Soul Survivor, I think is that song.
I'm a soul survivor.
Which that, hey, we're back to being spiritual.
So the song is still called Soul Survivor.
It just, some words are changed.
S-O-U-L or S-O-L.
I don't know, it could be about Nike.
Yeah.
Okay, but you have the graphic on the screen now
for anybody to look.
Yes, it's on there.
Jake, go ahead and look at it with me.
I believe, just quick glances here.
So we got Nathan.
There's Rizzo. Nathan Cantrell is Jesus, I believe just quick glances here. So we got Nathan.
There's Rizzo.
Nathan Cantrell is Jesus.
John Rizzo as Satan.
Let's go ahead and be honest real quick.
Those two roles need to be switched around right now.
Wait, which one?
Jesus and Satan need to be recast for each other.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Jesus looks like a skinhead.
Yeah.
Jesus looks like.
He looks like a neo-Nazi. Jesus looks like the guy,. Yeah. Jesus looks like. He looks like a neo-Nazi.
Jesus looks like the guy, yeah, you do not like.
In every movie or show where they are in a prison,
there's like, all right, so you gotta join up.
There's the blacks, there's the Mexicans.
You don't wanna mess with the white supremacist.
Look who's in charge.
It's Nathan Cantrell.
I'm just saying.
Nathan, if you somehow found this, I know you're a very nice guy.
And I'm joking.
I'm joking.
It's a play.
It's a play.
He's got like this.
He's got like this, this look to him.
That's like, yeah, I believe that guy's a mean site.
Really what it is is I am John Rizzo looks like if Jesus trimmed his beard, if Jesus
lived in 2024, he would look like John Rizzo looks like if Jesus trimmed his beard. If Jesus lived in 2024, he would look like John Rizzo.
In America.
Sure.
Nathan Kittrell also, I don't have it in front of me
anymore, but is he the only black and white photo?
John Rizzo also black and white.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's just weird.
He's bald and he's black and white.
So I think it makes him look extra scary.
I'm sure you're a really, really good guy.
And I doubt you have anything to do with the Nazis
or the white supremacists group.
He's a police officer actually.
So watch out, be careful.
Be careful.
Hey, back to blue, Nathan, let's go.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I just saw that.
First of all, I think it's so funny that it says,
time and imps, young Jesus.
This is so funny.
Without context, I just was scrolling through Facebook.
I saw that.
And then yeah, looked at Nathan Kattrow
because Nathan's got like this black and white picture.
He's got like pretty dark, like looking eyes.
And then John and kind of like, kind of like the sly smile.
Like kind of like an evil smile.
Whereas John Rizzo's just let the children come to me
down there in the corner.
Switch them up, man.
So shout out, shout
to everybody. Go to one found worthy of Christmas musical live on stage, December 13th and 14th.
You can get your tickets or maybe you don't even need tickets. One found worthy.com. Yeah, that's
a, that's a free ad. I think we can say whatever we want. As long as we promote it. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, it's about, I discovered every now and then I'll listen to Daniel Tosh's podcast and I
missed some weeks. So I think he started doing something when I discovered every now and then I'll listen to Daniel Tosh's podcast and I missed some weeks.
So I think he started doing something
when I wasn't listening and now I'm trying
to piece it together.
But I think what he started doing is every week
at the end of his podcast,
he just chooses a random event in the United States
going on and just plugs it.
Oh, fun.
So he was just like, all right,
we found this event in Ohio.
It's called Bowling for Bullying.
It's at this bowling alley this night.
It looks like it's $10.
Okay, $12 gets you nachos and a drink, $7.
Anyway, I'm like, that's such a,
that sounds like something we would have done.
That's such a good idea.
Just plug over just a random event
you have no connection to.
But we do random plays.
Nathan K. Trubbs, you're a great guy.
Anyway, time in.
So you got that going on, what else?
Yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean, I went to Illinois this past weekend. I'm always
going to Illinois. Yeah. This one was kind of more spontaneous. Some people from my church
were going to like a Sunday school thing and I was like, I'll just hitch a ride and hang
out with my cousin Andrew. So did that. That was fun. The people we rode with had this
just like nine passenger van, but it's just like this huge.
It's like high ceiling. There's like a TV.
There's like the seats can like swivel around.
Oh, it was so they own this. Yeah.
Oh, that's awesome. I mean, it's not it's not that I think it's like a Ford
Transit, but just like a taller model. Yeah.
Yeah. Maybe a Ford Transit like Explorer.
I don't know what it is, but it was awesome.
I've written a few of these every now and then it's like, hey, it's
it doesn't make sense to fly from Boston to Philadelphia.
So we're just kind of like drive. We're just going to Sprinter van.
It's like that. I was like, if I ever this is how I want a road trip from now on.
It was so fun. Yeah.
Did you swivel in the chairs?
Yeah. So it was like the two like there's the two front seats
and the two seats behind that can like turn around.
So we had those turned around.
So it was like the four in the middle were just like an all facing each other, which was fun
Yeah, it was great. And there's like three back seats fun. Yeah, it was great
I would you like watch like three movies. It was it was so fun. Did you end up finding one to play pickleball with?
No, not any ghosties ghosties. That was a sad post time
Jake liked it there. That's I think it got like 12. Jake and Steve Triplett liked it. That's about
it. I think like three or four of the likes were just people that knew me like my cousins who
wouldn't be able to play but just were like, I'll support this post. Anyway, it was fun. It was
actually turned out great because at the courts we went to, there were these two guys that had no
one else to play with oh And they were like
It was like a perfect match. It was like we we ended up playing seven games. They won four we won three
It was awesome. You won the seven game series. That's fun. There could be a sketch in there
It's like when you find the perfect like the perfect scenario. We only have to you go to the courts. We only have two
What's going over you? I'm 4.0. So I like yours like elevating and yeah
This is gonna be the best ever pizza. Yes or no. Oh, dude. Love pizza. I knew it. We gotta play together
That's crazy. All right, we're in yeah
Man cool timing
Sorry, I'm I just now noticed that Naomi Rizzo and John Rizzo Naomi Rizzo is playing Mary
John Rizzo is playing Satan. Did not know they were married.
Their brother and sister-in-law.
Okay.
Naomi Rizzo is the director of Justin Rizzo's wife.
What are they trying to say theologically there?
I met a Naomi a couple of weeks ago.
You think it's the same one?
Probably.
I don't know.
Yeah, probably.
I don't know, I don't know.
Was she singing?
No.
Okay.
Probably not then.
Was she singing?
Was she singing when she met you?
Any singer? Any. Good Rachel Probably not then. Is she singing? Was she singing when she met you? Any singer?
Any.
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I got hit. No, nailed.
Dare I say.
Nailed in the head by a belt sander
the other day.
Interesting. How do you think I did that?
Look up belt sander first of all.
Let me look up belt sander.
It's not your average sanding block,
Jake. It's a big boy.
Oh, this is large. This is not a handheld tool.
I'm talking 22 and a half pounds mini. Oh no, this is a big boy. Oh, this is large. This is not a handheld tool. I'm talking 22 and a half pounds mini
I know this is a handheld tool. It's a handout tool. I'm getting multiple
For you, you're strong. Thanks. I think I do cold punches. Bo would have a hard time
Holding his hand. Yes, this is the serious thing here. You got hit in the head with it
You're a tornado. I still have a bump on my head from it
I bet it seems like it would take a tornado to lift this off the ground. It would take a tornado or a person named Brad. Yeah. So Saturday, I, Catherine and I would decide like, hey, let's let's like do like a pretty good clean out of stuff. Get ready for winter a little bit to be organized. Yeah. Basically, maybe it was honestly, like subconsciously motivated by that. And, I was, I was taking some tools that I don't use very often up into my attic of my shop.
And I was, I had the, I had this open box full of tools and I was like pushing the box up this
ladder as I'm crawling or climbing up it. And all of a sudden the ladder like catches on one of the
steps and, or sorry, all of a sudden the like catches on one of the steps and, or sorry, all of
a sudden the box catches on one of the steps of the ladder and just flips up.
And this thing, this sander just nails me in the head.
All of it like falls on me like halfway up a ladder.
I, I wanted to say some words and Rosie was right there.
So I just go, ah, ah, ah.
Like I have cuts on my legs from it and everything.
It was rough.
And then I walk out to the driveway
just trying to walk it off.
And I look at Bo and he's just balling on the deck.
I'm like, what's going on with you?
What's wrong, buddy?
I'm writhing in pain.
He's like, my sword won't tuck into my chest.
I was like, okay, let me help you with that. I get it.
But it was, it was just a rough, I, it was one of those times where it's like, I would have loved to see how three stooges ask that was where I'm just like
pushing this box up a ladder and then it just flips open, like on top of each
other and just all falls on me. And you're on a ladder.
That's no fun.
Yeah, cause then it's not like I can just be like,
just like I had like-
Quickly move out of the way.
Calmly crawl back down the ladder before, yeah, struggling.
Belt sander okay?
Belt sander's fine.
Trying to sell it on Facebook marketplace
if anybody wants to buy it.
Anybody, anybody?
Comes with some granola.
Just take it, man.
Just get it out of here.
Thanks.
How did the to be organized reveal go?
Oh, it's great. I need to post something on my story or to my
answer, something like that, because I see how Rachel knew
the whole time. She's like, I told her she's not allowed to
come home. It's a surprise.
If you need something from the house, let me know.
I'll bring it to you.
And I'm trying to throw off the scent, maybe what the surprise could be. Come to find out. Rachel thought the surprise was a surprise. If you need something from the house, let me know. I'll bring it to you. And I was trying to throw off the scent,
maybe what the surprise could be.
Come to find out Rachel thought the surprise was a puppy.
She was really convinced it was a puppy.
That's the danger you take with like opening it surprises
that then they get their hopes up on something else.
Oh, it was fine.
This was way better than a puppy.
Okay.
Yeah, it was great.
That's fun though.
I just thought it.
So she comes home Sunday afternoon
and I meet her out in the yard and I blindfold her
and then I take her inside,
tried to spin her around a few times.
Turns out you still kind of know where you're at
in your own home.
So she knew where she was.
So I was like leading her back to her closet to start.
So I took off the blindfold and yeah,
I have like a video of it, but yeah,
she was just freaking out like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
And it just like kept walking around the house.
This is amazing.
It just keeps going.
It's also organized.
Oh my gosh, I have a dresser.
It's color coordinated.
It's all full.
Well, look at this.
Oh my gosh, you found this.
And anyway, she was floored by it.
She didn't shut up about it for three days.
And yeah, it was great.
Yeah, so what is it?
They color coordinated?
Yeah, all the clothes.
That was kind of fun.
They just really get shown just how much more space
you have in your home.
I mean, like I bought an extra clothing rack.
I kept it in the guest bedroom
because I thought I needed that for all my clothes.
And now that clothing rack is not even being used.
Like it was just like, you could fit way more
in your closet than you think you need to.
Here's a little tip.
Okay, yeah, give us some tips.
Hangers, like just like plastic,
just like typical, like cheap hangers.
They're like very circular plastic, like white hangers. Those take like plastic, just like typical, like cheap hangers, they're like very circular plastic,
like white hangers, those take up like twice as much space
as like the very thin non-slip hangers.
So you can get way more clothes on a rack
just by minimizing the width of your hanger.
Wow.
I never thought about that.
Wow, okay.
Because I think I prefer like the cheap plastic hangers.
Because you can yank it off.
Yeah, I can yank.
But if it gets me twice as much room in my closet.
So that was like they didn't remove a bunch of clothes.
They just like change the hangers.
Yeah, there was not a single item of Rachel's
that was like tossed out, donated anything.
Sure, because you don't know what to toss out.
Yeah, I was like, just keep it all.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And yeah, she has so much room in her closet now.
It's awesome.
Wow.
OK.
That's pretty cool.
Any other like organizational systems that they did that you're like, And yeah, she has so much room in her closet now. It's awesome. Wow. Okay. That's pretty cool.
Any other like organizational systems that they did
that you're like, yeah, that's a good one
for people to know about.
Cause I like this kind of stuff.
I like hearing about it.
It's nice having, you know,
maybe I talked about this last week,
but it's not just like a one-time fix.
It's like kind of like,
they're setting us up to continue to be organized.
Like things have spots, things have containers.
They have labels on them. Like it should be easy to maintain.
Oh, really?
Which is nice.
Like, oh, we have this, this goes here.
So at the current state, I'm pretty motivated.
Like I'm keeping up with laundry,
I keep up with dishes because they all have a spot, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
It's nice.
So we'll see how long that lasts.
But no, it feels great.
I can't think of anything else like the hangers.
It's like anyone can like use this. Yeah organizational hack. Okay
They read it's tough to find things in the kitchen because they redid it a little bit
So if you're really like particular about how you have your kitchen, maybe be more involved. I'm right and I don't care
You had a fun. Sure. Hey, where's this glass? I don't know. I'll race you. You should have find it
You know, you'll get you can get used to anything. So
It was good. It was I'm very glad I did it.
And Rachel is so stoked and just like, she's like,
this is such a great gift because I literally could not do
this myself.
Like, yes, it seems like anyone could do this.
You have enough time.
She's like, I could not have done this.
I would have never been able to do this.
So this is great that they did it.
And it's so nice.
Like once you start, once you start with it completed,
it's so much easier to maintain than it is to like,
obviously it took them, they were there a third day.
Three full days to do a pretty small house.
And they didn't really do,
they didn't like organize the garage.
They didn't like organize the living room.
It was like two closets, two bedrooms in the kitchen.
Yeah, but she didn't have much in the living room to do.
No, not really.
I don't know what they would have done.
So yeah, it's cool.
My dad was upset at me for telling him
I was doing all this while he was on speakerphone
with my mom.
He was just like, ah, now mom's gonna be expecting
an organizer at our house.
He was joking too.
I think most moms are like this.
He's like, if I hired an organizer,
he said mom would spend two weeks cleaning it for them.
He's like, so I think what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna tell her we've got like an organizer
and a cleaner coming to the house. And then she'll just clean it and organize it herself. meaning it for them. He's like, so I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna tell her we've got like an organizer
and a cleaner coming to the house.
And then she'll just clean it and organize it herself.
And no person has actually come into the house like,
hey, November 7th, we got somebody coming.
I don't know, they keep postponing.
So yeah, I guess we'll have to.
Have it clean.
Yeah.
I don't know when they're coming.
I think I talked about that, not that specifically,
but the idea of like, you should have people over
to your house, host people at your house
every couple of weeks.
Just to like motivate you a little bit more to like, let's go, let's clean up a
little bit like extra right now.
Yeah.
Even when my parents come over, it's like, Hey, let's, let's clean up the, like
what that's been there for, you know, five days now, let's get that out of here.
So, uh, anyway, that's, that's awesome.
I'm glad, glad to hear it.
Thanks.
You guys are on this weekend?
I'm not, sadly. No, of course you're not. Oh, let me that's awesome. I'm glad glad to hear it. Thanks. You guys are on this weekend I'm not sadly. No, of course you're not time. Oh, let me guess illinois
No, let me guess uh
florida dark horse no
timon's
Hiawatha, you know some st. Louis taylor, missouri close to Illinois
Uh, it's like four and a half hours or four hours away
Just for like a church young people weekend thing.
Young people weekend thing. Yeah.
Young people weekend.
YPWT. YPWT.
Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm around.
I I can't remember for sure, but I don't I'm not.
Yeah, I'm definitely not going anywhere.
I'm going to Hawaii on Wednesday.
Are you really? For Dad's on Maui.
Oh, yeah.
So that's oh, yeah.
That's why we need to record on Tuesday.
I'm sorry about that.
Hey, that's great, though.
You leave Wednesday, meantime, leave Thursday.
Big both head and west.
No one steal anything from our houses.
OK.
I saw Judean the lion.
I'm decent fans of them.
Not a huge fan, decent fan, but he puts them on a story.
He's like, hey, looking for pickleball players.
I'll trade you for tickets or something.
I don't know.
Pickleball players.
Like just to play with when he's on tour.
Oh, cool.
DM them having her back.
But I was like, even if we don't get free tickets, Rachel, we just go.
So to the concert.
Yeah, he's in town this Saturday.
Okay.
Is it Judean the concert? Yeah. He's in town this Saturday. Oh, okay. Is it
is it Judah and the lion? Yes. Okay. I, I was gonna say I'm probably like you like where I'm like, I
like them. I like some of their songs. But then again, I don't, I don't keep up. I don't know if
I kept up with anybody though. Yeah. Like even Need to Breathe who I really like. I think they have a
new album that I haven't really listened to ever. You know, I could be better. I will be better. Is
there anybody that you're like, I know up to date their full catalog
of everything pretty well.
I would say anyone who's dead,
I can keep up with it.
Like Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley.
I know all their new stuff.
I don't know though.
No, I'm not a big music guy.
Like I was just thinking about that.
Like I really like John Mayer. I really like Need to Breathe. I like Mute Math even, but I'm like, but I haven't know though. No, I'm not a big music guy. Like I was just thinking about that. Like I really like John Mayer. I really like Need to Breathe.
I like Mute Math even, but I'm like,
but I haven't listened to them,
their new stuff in a long time.
Drew Holcomb even, like I like him,
but I don't know his new stuff versus old stuff very well.
I don't know.
I think that's just, and so I'm like,
do I, am I really, can I really say I'm a big fan of them?
If I go to their concert, don't know half the songs.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, cause- That's probably what it'll be. I'll a big fan of them? If I go to their concert, don't know half the songs. Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's probably what it'll be.
I'll know like half of them.
I loved their old, I think it was maybe their first album.
I really liked it.
But yeah, now I'm like,
I haven't really listened to his worship stuff very much.
You know that?
No.
I did listen to one song and it's got Caleb Chapman,
who's the Colony House drummer.
Oh, nice.
And maybe he's the singer.
I don't know, whatever it it was it's a really cool one
So okay, I got a couple days to freshen up. Yeah, if he plays that one. I don't know. Hey, I don't know
So when you're gonna go to that for sure not for sure, but maybe just not you
Royals are playing on Saturday. Oh are they yeah at home?
No, New York still fun. Yeah, Rose made the playoffs limped. Limped the ready to playoffs, but then won the wild card.
Yeah, baby.
It's exciting.
Exciting.
What if the Royals win the World Series and the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?
No one would like Kansas City.
You'd get pretty tired of us.
Yeah.
Do you think like there's like hatred that spills over from the NFL to the ML?
Because like the Royals, I think they were the first.
I don't know if it was the first team, but like they lost 100 games last year, which
is like really, really bad.
Like one of the worst seasons they've ever had.
And then this year they're in the playoffs, which is unbelievable.
They're one of the first teams to do something like that.
I don't know exactly what the status.
And so you think like, but people are going to be like, well, I don't want them to win
because they're from Kansas City.
Yeah.
I don't think there's that much spillover probably.
Although I did see some spillage from just the city of Baltimore because we keep knocking
them out
of the playoffs.
I do feel bad for Baltimore.
Yeah, they keep having promising seasons
that just go down the tubes.
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So, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's see.
I think the last thing I'll talk about this episode,
saving some good stuff for next episode,
leaving some meat on the bone for Wednesday.
Some good rangers meat on the bone?
A little sneak preview,
meat on the good rangers bone next episode.
I'm gonna talk about a fun idea
for our next ghost hunters getaway.
Oh, okay.
Like our next like beach vacation.
Is this what I saw Steve Triplett comment about?
It's what he commented about.
Yeah.
Yes.
And then I'm also, I have a dare I say
life changing announcement next episode.
Life altering announcement.
Wow. I don't need to say more. Life altering announcement. Wow.
I don't need to say more.
Just a big announcement.
Yeah.
Next episode.
But for now, I was walking into Trey's house on Monday
to go record Crack Your Penis.
Me and Derek get there at the same time.
I'm walking in, he's walking behind me.
He goes, dude, what's the matter?
I was like, I don't think anything.
I feel good.
He's like, you're not injured?
I'm like, no, I feel good. Just walking on the limb, player? Player, player, I don't think anything. I feel good. He's like, you're not injured. I'm like, no, I feel good.
Just walk with a limp player.
Player player, I know young Jesus.
Go crazy Scorsese, come on.
Walking with a limp player.
That sounds like, I don't know,
like some like NBA street like sentence they would say.
Come on player, you walk with a limp.
Yeah, it's like when you're selecting
who you want to play with, it's like, all right,
I select him and he says, come on, come on, player, let's do this thing.
You want Zack Attack, we gonna get to the Mac.
It's like, what?
I don't think people talk.
Anyway, he really doesn't leave it alone.
I keep walking, he's like, no, man.
He literally said, I wrote this down, ew, your ankle.
So I've been very self-conch ever since then.
Like, I guess I walk in a way that looks like I'm injured
and grosses people out to an extent.
So-
Stop saying ew, guys.
Tymon.
Ew, your ankle.
Stop saying ew.
Is that ew?
So I've been trying to walk more-
Also, Derek's seen you walk a million times.
So maybe you truly were just-
I thought it was-
Maybe, maybe he was like, ooh, your ankle. Ooh. He caught a glimpse. He's like, Ooh, I'm glad you were. It wasn't a new
sucks. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, just kind of funny. I've never been, um, you know, obviously Derek
is comfortable enough with me to be like, dude, something's wrong. But it was also funny.
Like, I think I'm good. I think this is just how I walk, which is a bummer.
If other people start looking at my ankles from behind,
I have, I'm like a wounded duck.
No, no, that's weird, Derek.
You're weird.
You should have said something to him and be like,
hey, something wrong with your face?
I don't know.
You get hit by a bus or a belt sander or something?
Well, yeah, what do you get hit by a belt sander?
You're sad to see me around. Like, yeah, just
messing with them.
Cause just a funny start to the podcast. I just, three times it was like, uh, in the
Bible, I had to deny Derek three times. It's like, you're injured? No. You sure? Yeah.
Ew, your ankle still no injury. Sorry.
Ew, your ankle.
Oh, your ankle.
That's interesting.
Did he elaborate any more? Like what's not specifics of the ankle?
I think after the third one, he's like, I don't know.
Just like, but it was the way you were walking.
It was something with my, yeah, I was walking in front of him
and I guess he's just kind of like peeking out.
It was like, some of your ankle, some's up, some's off.
It's kind of funny.
Derek, I miss Derek.
He's, he's great.
We gotta get him back on the pod.
I texted him yesterday asking about correct opinions.
Set up. Right. It was like not as simple to get what they have.
But you guys have. Yeah, they got some high tech stuff.
Yeah, because I was trying to have like, how can we record in 4K somehow?
Because I just don't I'm not a huge fan of the 1080p look or whatever.
Yeah, you get a 4K. It's like they have like a bunch of.
What you get black magic. Yeah, these cameras can record a 4K camera. It's like they have like a bunch of... What? You get Blackmagic.
These cameras can't record in 4K.
I know, but not...
Switcher.
Yeah.
Which, we should talk about that.
Maybe it's time.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Put T on C.
I don't think so.
Let's watch him walk.
Let him walk.
Let him walk.
Let him walk.
Let him walk, test it out.
And if he can walk without looking injured.
What do we, what, yeah, what should we,
if we get a hundred people to come and nap in it,
which is 17 more people, we'll put T on C.
We'll put T on C.
If you don't know what that means, don't bother coming.
Just kidding.
You can't afford it.
If you don't know what that means, don't bother coming.
Just kidding. You can't afford it.
Yeah, it'd be fun. Cause if we upgraded the switcher, that gives us...
Wait, do we need to upgrade the switcher? No, we don't. Oh, I mean, yeah, it's super easy to do.
No, we probably need to upgrade to a 4k one. Okay, Tom, how about you do that? Okay.
You do it on your own dime
Yeah, you tell it later, but it'd be fun. I think there's room yeah see here tea here
The timing on camera. I got I go just put it on himself the whole time
What if genuinely I thought about like I I'm like I would just I wouldn't ever like want to put it on myself. Well, they're gonna say something important
I don't know. Yeah, you were just I mean at least you anticipate when you're about to talk
I'd be like two times an episode be like, oh there's time for two seconds. Hey little Easter egg for schmores. It would be nice
That's true. Oh, it's just a spontaneous schmores next episode again. Yeah, that's fun. Oh, yeah time and I are so good at that
Oh, yeah, we crushed guys
Maybe you'll be better this time. Maybe we will
Maybe should we give time in a leg up and let him choose the exact no. No, yeah time gets to choose. No
Because then there's more pressure on your timing gets one minute. No, I just feels like oh the poor kid
Give him a head start
Got a bad ankle
All right hundred people we put T on C.
Put T on C.
Put pen to paper, put T on C.
Don't look that up.
100 T to MSR, we put T on C.
Yeah.
What's the MSRP?
Cool, shall we review of the week?
Let's do some reviews of the week.
I swear, if I go to Turtable.com,
and it doesn't work again this week.
I'm gonna lose my...
After a careful consideration, this is not the review,
we've made the decision to sunset chartable.
Sunset means like kill off basically.
Yeah, sunset sounds better than kill off.
I think it means just like let it ride off into the sunset.
You know, like they do that?
Horses.
Yeah, time.
All right, my five star review, Chick-fil-A Horses. Yeah, time. All right.
My five star review, Chick-fil-A lover,
hashtag best pod, five stars, best podcast ever.
What's the username?
What's the title?
Username was that, Chick-fil-A lover, hashtag best pod.
Title was best podcast ever.
Five stars was the number of stars they gave us.
Still can't follow.
Hey, Jake and Brad, love this podcast.
Definitely the best one out there.
As far as Christian character and good comedy go,
I would most definitely recommend this podcast
to all my friends and family.
I'm starting from episode one and going through all of them.
I'm on number 52.
Although I haven't listened to all of it yet,
I will, because I love the pod,
and because y'all were hyping this particular episode up
because it was your one year anniversary of the podcast.
Hope this brings y'all back
to the older episodes and good memories.
Now here's my real reason for leaving a five star review.
My question is what are any podcast tips, tricks,
or recommendations?
Because myself and two friends are trying to start a podcast.
He says, I'm 13 as well as my friends.
Anyway, I love the podcast.
Sorry this has no inside jokes in it.
But thought I'd ask your advice on starting a podcast
since obviously you all have been very, very successful.
Two verys. very, very successful.
Dadgum, dadgum.
Tips for starting a podcast.
I always tell people to be a guest on Correct Opinions.
Yes. That helped us.
Really boosted us.
Yeah, know this Christian, like clean comedian
who has the very similar audience to you
and lives in your town and then get involved with him.
That helps.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not just being humble.
I truly have no idea how to grow a podcast.
Trey and I talk about it all the time
because Ghostrunners and Correct Opinions both,
they've had different seasons or whatever,
but for this part, both podcasts have been the same.
The whole time.
They've never gone viral.
They've never had a big spike, really.
Right.
Ghostbusters.
What you got to do for a big spike is like make some like ranking videos
and those will go viral.
Hey, Tyler, those did go viral.
All right.
No, you'll get way more listeners from them.
And it'll triple down.
And a lot of engagement.
Yeah.
And just social media followers.
Oh, and the money that you make off those million views.
Oh, yeah. Just six dollars. If you're in it for the money, that's the best
Yeah, so I don't know I miss the Reiki videos time, you know, I bring them back, yeah, they're great
It was just funny though how they like would do so well. Oh cool million views same people listen
Yep, doesn't matter at all. You have to do a million views every day for a year.
But a lot of people love whatever country it was.
What was that?
Everyone was just like backing up Poland.
Poland, I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, I don't know.
I would say,
film it, make some clips out of it.
I would do what Tymon and his friends are doing.
Start with only clips.
See if you could dedicate yourself.
Can I post a weekly clip?
If you can't even do that,
then it's gonna be much harder to do a weekly podcast.
Baby steps.
That's a good word.
It's hard to be consistent.
That's our main piece of advice, I think,
is be consistent.
Whatever, no matter what, just put something out there
because when people get off the rhythm of listening to you,
then it's just way harder to gain listeners
than it is to lose them, I think.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, a hundred percent.
You know, like, and just in general,
I think that's probably true, but like,
yeah, I don't know.
I don't know the best answer,
but I think being yourself has really helped us.
Like we've just tried our hardest to like,
don't try too hard.
Don't try to be too goofy.
If you're not being goofy feeling,
don't try to be too serious. If we're wanting to be silly, whatever, you know, like, um,
I'd say to anyone starting anything online, Instagram, TikTok, podcasts, YouTube,
even if it's not your job, it's just a hobby. You have to treat it like your job in the sense
that like, I'm dedicated. I'm going to post every Monday and Thursday or, you know, whatever that
schedule looks like, but you have to treat it like a job in a sense. Like I can't not do it.
Like even if you're making no money off it,
you have to be consistent.
Yeah.
That's a good word.
Good luck with the correct opinions part.
And have fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
Ask Trey.
He'll easily just let you come on.
Yeah.
That podcast is a joke.
Don't let anybody on there.
No.
I have a review.
Thank you for the review.
Oh, yes. Thank you.
PKFTN.
Anything that stands for.
I can't say it.
Pastors kids for the nations.
Oh, good for them.
Healing water style.
Yeah, all the nations.
The title says peanut butter.
Five star review.
Itella heard Jake do it. I thought I was the only one who stirred their peanut butter. Really star review. It tell her Jake do it.
I thought I was the only one who stirred their peanut butter.
Really good to get it creamy and airy before spreading it.
Biggest regret this year was not going to Branson.
Sounded like a blast.
Not the longest listener, but almost going on a year.
Love what y'all put out every week.
It cheers me up when the days are running into one another.
That's fun.
Like four sentences, all like four separate thoughts,
crammed into a review.
Really love that, pastors kids from the nations.
For the nations.
Thanks for that review.
And pleased to know we spread our peanut butter the same.
Yeah.
Pretty cool.
Pretty, pretty.
People had some opinions on that, more than I thought.
Yeah, we were not too radical or opinionated when we discussed it.
But people online are Alvaro putting cheese in his.
Yeah, that's disgusting. That's not real.
I give that a new permission.
Yeah, because that's gross.
That's actually gross.
An ankle is not gross ever.
I don't know unless it's like a ball or something.
Yeah. Yeah. We have to eat it.
Or you're like a cannibal who doesn't love ankles.
Oh, it wasn't your first pick.
Oh, ask Timon, Jake.
Timon, how hot is it?
Which segment are we doing? I'm just kidding.
Timon, would you like to end this episode with a jingle?
Phoenix in September 28th.
Yeah, it's going to be a good one.
Sorry. Good jingle. I would, I would. Let me let me read to be a good one. No, sorry. Good jingle.
I would.
Let me read something before you do that real quick, Tim.
Thank you, because I need time.
Shout out to my friend Casey.
He was the best man in my wedding.
We have not kept up, mainly my fault, as much recently.
But he texted.
This is a half star, or half review of the week, half hearted.
But he texted me, I've been meaning to text you. I've decided that your podcast is objectively very good. Oh Casey said that I keep nice
I keep getting behind on other stuff because I want to listen to Ghostrunners
It's not just cuz we're buddies. It's creative and moves
Well, and he said in the example he says time and TIE man. He's like no idea how to spell it
So I did it time definitively wrong
Time and jingle at the end of a recent one.
I was so excited.
That was an episode with a jingle.
Also Scott, his little three-year-old, I think,
interestingly laughs a lot of your podcasts, I think,
because y'all are laughing and I'm laughing,
but it's really cute and sweet to me.
It's fun to see you get to use your creativity.
They use it camp and you kind of expired me
to be more creative at my job, maybe.
So shout out to tie man and his jingles.
Here we go
Make it happen time and time in all right you want to get a time a J
TT on C for the J
I think I figured this out, okay. You want me to record you? Yeah
It should be going
Yeah.
It should be going? Okay.
Okay.
["Buzzin' Beans"]
Folks, we finally got a headline.
Get your big old bag of beans.
Main Street's callin' me.
Coffee's just too darn good.
Guys are fightin', bleedin', fallin'.
Just to get those buzzin' beans.
All the ghosties just wanna close their eyes and go!
Let me go far away, somewhere with the world's best coffee.
It's a sure thing to brighten up your day
And in case you don't want coffee, you can even get Earl Grey
Just get on a train that's bound for Napanes
And I'm gone, and I'm done No more running, no more lying
Wish I was in Indiana every day Main Street, you're my new best friend
Just like in the past I've sang Dreams come true, yeah they do, in Appinay.
Where does it say you gotta pay full price though?
You can save 10% when you're online.
Why should you only take what you're given? Why should you spend your whole
life living drinking from other roasters, even at age 18
I can tell that their coffee is great
If your blend don't seem to suit ya, you can always order more
But I highly doubt that it won't be love at first sip
Naphane, my old friend
I can't spend my whole life drinking
From these subpar chains and plain old store-bought grounds
I ain't dead in any hunger
And I need to smell that brew
Gotta go, you know where Let him laugh in my face, I don't care
Save my place, I'll be there
Miller Mornin' blends fantastic not just some typical taste
Cause I'm dead if I can't have a cup today
I got nothing if I ain't got nevernigh Last note was rough, but that's a fun jingle.
That is well written.
Who was that?
Maddie D?
Shout out to him.
Gotta be.
No.
Millie Criswell.
Millie C?
Millie Rock. Shout out. Millie Criswell. Yeah, good job Millie. I like that name Millie, Millie Criswell, Criswell. Millie C? Millie Rock. Shout out. Millie Rock.
Millie Criswell. Yeah. Good job, Millie. I like that name, Millie. Had an old nant name,
Millie. An old nant. Old nants. I got nants in my pants. Tommy, that was great. Thanks.
That was awesome. Casey's going to love it, man.
Casey, if I would have warmed up, I would have gotten the last one.
Dude, there was a guy at, uh, Kinnacook who said, I, and I believed him, uh, that he made it to
Hollywood and American Idol, like made it to like the next round. And we kept being, and he's like,
yeah, I play guitar, I lead worship. And we kept being like, Hey man, you want to lead worship?
Hey. And every, like, it was always early in the morning,
he'd be like, I don't know, I haven't really
warmed up my voice.
And eventually I was like, this guy's a fraud.
This guy's scared.
This guy's scared.
Why don't you just warm it up and do it?
And then eventually, dude, he did play and he was unbelievable.
And I was like, all of a sudden, very,
I mean, kind of like I feel with time, I'm just like, OK,
you win, you got it, You got it. You're good.
Dude, that very similar thing happened with Kyle and Phoenix.
Like every time I played pickball with him,
he always like warms up.
He'll like stretch and like run around, do calisthenics.
I'm like, dude, it's pickable. Come on.
Right.
But he's like a, basically a pro.
Yeah.
And yeah. Then like once he warms up and everything,
it's like, well, that was pretty good.
Can't really fault you for warming up.
You're better than anyone I've ever played against.
He like hits a few into the net right when he starts.
He's like, dang, I gotta get warm first.
It's like, yeah, right, dude.
Yeah, I figured out. It's pickleball.
I did make the mistake.
We were shooting a video.
So it was like me and Isaac versus him and Scott,
but we moved their kitchen way back.
So I was like, today we're gonna see if 4.0s
could be 5.0s if they have a kitchen way further back.
And then Scott was like, just FYI, Kyle's a 6.2.
I was like, oh, okay.
Yeah, I should have known that, I guess.
He is, wow, he's way better than Scott.
Okay, interesting.
Is there a ceiling to the number system?
I think you've seen people,
Ben Johns might be in like the low sevens.
That's maybe the ceiling-ish.
I don't know, but yeah.
It's not like 6.5 is perfect or seven is perfect.
Yeah, it feels like, it's like earthquakes.
Okay.
Okay, I know a lot about earthquakes being from Kansas.
Yep. Yep.
Good. Yep.
Hey guys, thanks for listening.
Go to our website to get some new merch.
Go to our website to buy tickets for Napa-nay.
Napa-nay, depending on the previous rhyme.
I love that.
Napa-nay, blitz.
All right, we love you guys. Go crazy.
Go crazy, go crazy.
See you next Wednesday. Fun, big update.
I can't wait. It's crazy. Love you guys. Hey, love you, Ghost gazing. See you next Wednesday. Fun big update. I can't wait.
Love you guys. Love you. Hey, love you Catherine.
Specifically.
I love you more than anybody else.