Ghostrunners - 396 - The Best Podcast Moments of 2024

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

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Welcome back, ghosties! Merry Christmas, Happy New Year! Uh, today we're going through the best podcast moments of 2024. Uh-uh-oh, ooh I know I think this tight-beatin' means that it's goin' down With some random thoughts and white meat too Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet Cause this is the Ghost Runners Podcast Ghost Runners Podcast

Every Monday morning we're taking grand-boss from this podcast Welcome back guys, happy Monday. We got a great episode today because we're going all the way through classic moments like Steve Triplett's dirty mouth, all the way to moments like Mouse in the House and everything in between. It's going to be a great episode. We're gonna start out with the best cold opens of 2024. Here we go. I didn't have any hilarious bit to open the podcast with.

So I turned to Chad GPT and said, what's a hilarious way to cold open a podcast? Chad GPT said this in brackets. Brad, can you kind of help act out some of the action as I describe it? Absolutely. So in brackets it says ambient sounds of chaos, colon, footsteps, rustling papers and doors creaking.

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Also, I'm trying to, where's the script for this episode? We have a script, right? We have a script, right? What do you mean we don't have one? What? We don't have a script? Another voice We have a script, right? What do you mean we don't have one? What? We don't have a script? Another voice in the background muffled, shouting, there's a goat in the studio.

Who brought a goat? There's a goat in the studio. Who brought a goat in the studio? Okay, everyone just act cool. Okay, okay, everyone just act cool. No one mentioned the goat. We're professionals here. No one mentioned the goat.

We're professionals here. Sound of goat ble bleeding. Good timing. Host now calm, suddenly switching tone. Welcome back to another episode of podcast name. Welcome back to another episode of Ghost Runners podcast. My name is Brad Ellis and it's going to be a great episode here. I hope you're having a great week. Where today we definitely didn't forget how to podcast.

Where today we definitely didn't forget how to podcast. We have our script right here. And there's absolutely not a goat forget how to podcast. Where today, we definitely didn't forget how to podcast. We have our script right here. And there's absolutely not a goat standing next to me. And whatever you think, there's absolutely not a goat standing next to me. Let's jump into it. Let's jump into it.

This sudden burst of chaos, followed by a nonchalant transition into the show, would grab listeners' attention and make them laugh right off the bat. Well, guys? Look in the mirror. Are you dying laughing? If you're driving, take that rear view mirror, check it right on yourself and say, am I laughing right now? So time and click the laugh track just in case no one else is laughing.

Forget how to laugh. This is what AI could do for you. Working on it. Hey, I think it's just applause. Forget how... Yeah, we don't have a laugh track, do we? I don't think so. Laughing is... Or clapping is laughing with your hands. So... Yeah. So that's it.

So if you're scared of AI, I'd say we got a few years. I think we're okay. Yep. Good job, you guys. Good acting. Thank you. Jake, we did it. We did it. Good job, you guys. Good acting. Thank you. ["Spring Day"] Jake, we did it. We did it. 299 episodes last week, man.

Pretty cool. Pretty crazy, man. Episode 300 of the Ghostrunners here. Yeah, to start off the best episode ever, the most iconic episode ever, I figured I would tell you a story that is the opposite of all that. I'm just trying to be a good dad right now

and tell this story, because Hattie was so adamant that this is the best story ever. Dad, you have to tell that on the podcast. That is so funny. I didn't realize that Hattie was even giving you feedback like that. I'm aware of the podcast,

and I know things that do and don't deserve to be on the podcast. I think this was the first time that she even giving you feedback like that. Like I'm aware of the podcast and I know things that do and don't deserve to be on the podcast. I think this was the first time that she's ever said anything like this. I think when she was on the podcast, she listened to it and she thought it was so fun. She thought that that like old man thing that I did after she was on there

was like the greatest thing ever. So maybe now she's like officially a ghost. She's starting to get it. Yeah. And I don't know if I love that she's like now looking for content everywhere she goes. Like, And I don't know if I love that. She's like now looking for content This on the podcast now, that was so anyway The other day we were the whole family was in the the truck had he had to go to the bathroom really bad

I really wanted some Main Street Roasters North. So we went to Main Street Roasters North here in Kansas City and She went to the bathroom and while she went, I ordered a nitro coffee. And if you don't know anything about nitro, it comes out of a little like spout, like a cold brew keg spout kind of thing. And it takes a little bit of time. It's not super fast coming out or anything. So anyway, this guy, the barista is his name. He had it, had it comes out of the bathroom. We're waiting on my coffee and the barista starts filling up the keg, or filling up the cup with the keg, and you know, you can kind of pull on the lever

and then let it go, like you don't have to hold it down. So he's pulling on the lever, and then he turns around to like go clean something, and I'm watching this cup fill up, and I'm like, he's not coming back in time. He's not coming back in time. And so I went over and I shut off the tap before it overflowed. And he's like, thanks for doing that, man.

And I was like, yeah, sure. No problem. I wasn't sure if I was like allowed to like touch stuff back there, but I did it anyway. And had he got back in the car, she's like, mom, greatest story. Dad, they were filling up dad's coffee and it was gonna overflow and so dad stopped it from overflowing. Dad, you have to tell that on the podcast. And I was like, yeah, Hattie, I'm gonna start episode 300 with it, I think. Catherin's like, did he slip and fall afterwards? No, no, nothing happened. Not even a drop was out of the cup Did dad get in trouble?

Welcome back ghosties every single one of us is on the speech jammer app right now We found it has like the least effect on me. It's still weird, but Jake and Brad Give me some some words Yeah, welcome back to the Wednesday episode. We're here. We're live. I Got the headphones turned on loud so I can't really hear much of what you're so hang You can't hear what I'm saying? A little bit. Okay, I'll talk a little bit louder. Great.

Jake, I've always said that if I write a book, I want to start the forward on page 12 because I'm not a very, I don't read very often. So that'll make me feel like I'm already a little bit into the book. It'll just be nice. Was that self-thinking already in your podcast notes or did you just come up with that? I was in my podcast notes because I thought

I was reading a book the other day and I was already on my page 25 and it was like, that's awesome. I would love to always feel accomplished and like you're already making a dent. Is there a limit to how many forwards you can have or could you use to have multiple people writing the book for you and then you don't even have to write much of your book because it's all the forwards. Just starting five of forwards. Yeah. Basketball.

Yeah. I think that's a good idea. So just five forwards. Small forward, power forward, shooting forward, shooting forward. Power forward. Shooting forward. Shooting forward, point forward. Point forward. So you know those noises that I've been consistently hearing in the basement? Hey, just a second.

Actually, I need to make a call real quick. Sorry. Dang. All right. All right. Just a second. Hello, operator. Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call.

First name, Brad. Last name, we add a baby eats a boy. Hello? Collect call from Mr. Brad we add a baby eats a boy. Yeah you must have the wrong number. Who was it dear? It was Brad they had a baby it's a boy. Oh how sweet. Ladies and gentlemen we got him. We got him Another one happy Monday ghosties the quivers getting full boys What's that another arrow in my quiver whoa whoa whoa it's hard to get those arrows out because that quiver so full

Didn't expect I had no anticipation saying that I wondered I was like, did he play it on? No, I have no idea how we're gonna do the sequence of events here, how we're gonna talk about it. Yeah, I don't know how many people had a hunch, how many people already knew, but the secret's out. Catherine is not pregnant, Catherine was pregnant. Yes, she was ex-pregnant. Catherine, yeah, is formerly pregnant,

currently with a newborn child in her arms. She's a recovering pregnancy addict. Yes. And she's doing just fine now. She is, yeah, she cannot stop. She's in remission. Yes, she is. She's doing all right.

Yeah, we, we have a fourth child in the Ellis family. And I want to talk about it. I want to tell you guys all about it. Decided to keep it a little secret this time. Yeah, and I want to talk about it. I want to tell you guys all about it. Um, decided to keep it a little secret this year. I don't know. I, I hope, I wonder how the ghosties are feeling. Cause I'll tell you, there's been a few times where I'm like, man, I just want to tell everybody. Cause like Catherine's not sleeping well. She's just not feeling good. She truly. Okay. Yeah. I know.

There's so many things that you go back on like and be like, okay, what was, yeah, I bet, I bet that was because of the pregnancy thing. Um, yeah, she like was truly sick, but then because she was pregnant, she like couldn't sleep well. And so then she couldn't get over her sickness. And, um, yeah, it's just been a wild, there's been a few times where I'm just like, guys, if you just knew like the week I went through with Kath, Katharine's been feeling bad. And so therefore that's why I don't have that much to talk about this week,

okay, because I've just been home with my kids. Anyway, but yeah, I think. I think, so just so you guys know, each one of us is keeping a secret at all times. So Brad is over with, me and Tymon have got some big ones for the rest of the year, okay, so stay tuned. That's what it is, is I don't want the ghosties to start thinking, are they not telling us Everything which of course there's things

I'm sure that we're not like telling you about our lives But like not intentionally like I feel like we we scrap and claw to think of anything we could talk about on this podcast We're not like like one of the things on my notes is like I found an eyebrow hair That was really long the other day my goodness, you know Last week it was the color of mugs you've been enjoying. Yeah, exactly. It's not like, I don't know, Brad just has these huge secrets that he's not telling people. All right, next up we're gonna go through

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Yeah. Bagel ball. Bagel ball. We're doing the Schmores of Reindeer. Yep. Schmores of Reindeer. And I won last week. So I'm going to, I'm going to go Timon. You're not giving yourself the first pick? Oh sweet. I'm being nice to Timon. Great. Because Timon's going to fall for it. Timon is going to take the bait. I'm going to go time in Brad Jake. Great. So these are, these are the s'mores of reindeer timing. Yeah. Okay. Is this Santa's reindeer or just of reindeer? Go ahead. Time. Oh no. S'mores of reindeer. What do you have up your sleeve?

I have to go with Rudolph first. Yeah. Good pick cuz I was thinking oh, maybe that's the obvious pick But I looked at the lyrics of the song. I'm like he he's just a great. He doesn't seem like a pride prideful guy Yeah, he just like Stuck through it and got got like the reward for being loyal I like Rudolph because he's brown and a little red. It reminds me of Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. That's good. See ya. Rudolph first. Yeah. He was my one one. He was the top pick. Arguments against Rudolph. I did make notes on every single one of these. Okay. Kind of like a draft board. Kind of like a injury prone. I numbered them in order. So I already know exactly who I'm picking next. It says he's the most famous reindeer of all. You know who else is famous?

Hitler. Please? Who else? He also does have Hitler's first name, like mostly in his name. Not to go, not to advocate against my own pick. Where do you think, where do you think it comes from? Dolph. Right off Hitler. Dolph. Yeah. Where do you think, where do you think that comes from? Dolph. Right off Hitler. Dolph.

Yeah. He's the most famous reindeer of all. Yikes. Not the most loved reindeer of all. The reindeer loved him. You know, else's love by men. Is he seeking the approval of man or is he seeking- You know, else's red?

Who? Satan. He's, he'll go down in history. Think about it. Yeah. He'll go down in history. So you guys both looked at the song. I should have thought about the lyrics.

Only for Rudolph. That's the only one you get any information on. All right, good first pick, Tymon. I watched the documentary on Prancer. was longer than needed to be all right time and says Rudolph Brad my first pick is going to be Dasher of course Dasher Dasher is legitimately gonna be my first pick that's annoying okay well for that's really annoying bro we promised we wouldn't get mad it's hard I know I know just fight through it no rumor has it that Dasher that if it without him That's really annoying, bro. We promised we wouldn't get mad at each other. It's hard. I know, I know.

Just fight through it. No rumor has it that Dasher, that if without him, Santa wouldn't even be able to get, the sad is, wouldn't even be able to get to the Americas until December 27th every year. Yeah, he's kind of the horse, but he's kind of the torque. He is 100%. He's the lightning.

Yeah, he's the Dasher, he's fast. He's what makes it possible. Everyone's like, it's not scientifically possible to do all that. It wouldn't be without Dasher. Yeah, he led to the incredible Stash. I think he's kind of. Yeah, Dasher.

You know, get one without the other. Rudolph Adolf. Yeah. Who would you pick? Yeah. So. I was gonna say, Dasher was lower on my list. I thought he was like, he's just always been salty and kind of, he's always in a bad mood

because he was replaced by Rudolph at the top. You think he's in a bad mood or you think he's humbly taking his spot. I could see that. It's kind of a Drew Bledsoe kind of thing. Like I had the team just fine. I think he brings it up way more than he needs to. Like, well, I don't think he does. I don't think he does.

He brings it up a lot. You know, Rudolph came in, slip into conversation like you we get it Dasher like yeah I Think company Christmas time if you understood the role that Dasher played in the Rudolph team He should be the only one anybody's talking about. I said reindeer Rudolph. I meant reindeer Silly. All right, Jake your first first pick. Third pick of the draft. First one for me is gonna go to Comet. Okay, sure.

Comet, I mean, Comets, I mean, in general, very beautiful, very rare, very bright. Things you want in a reindeer leading the charge for your sleigh. I mean, Comet really takes on the personality of the entire workforce itself up in the sky, streaking through the sky, delivering joy at the speed of light.

Comet is really the one, he's kind of the unsung hero. He's kind of your fullback you forget about. Your point guard, you know, with a lot of the assists, none of the points. Okay. Your role player. Yeah, that's C the points. Okay. Your role player. Yeah, that's Comet. But a heck of a role player.

That's good. I had some notes on Comet. I said he doesn't put work into his practice. He's not a practice guy, but come game time he's an elite performer. He's one of those guys. It's just like, he's not a workaholic. He's not a workhorse.

He's just, he's ready to go and he's one of the best. My next pick is a real just meat and potatoes reindeer. Don't you pick on him. I think we all know where I'm going with this one. This guy, I mean, just gets it done. What do you need coach? Hey, you say jump, I say on who? I say on what roof?

That goes to Blitzen. No! Dang it dude. Blitzen is just... He was my number three. He was. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I can't believe I got him in the second round. Blitzen is just great. He'll do whatever you need him to do. He'll take the bullet. He'll take the grenade. He'll take the coal. He used to go get her. Yeah. Yep. That's absolutely right. I, he was number three on my board. I'm sad to miss him, but I also didn't expect to get him at this point

So yeah, he's the ice. He's the thunder to Dash for his lightning. He's kind of the captain of the ship. So that's good All right. My second pick is gonna be dancer Dancer is one of those guys. I don't I don't know. Have you seen the evolution of dance timing? I Know we've seen Andy Bernard do it with no music Yeah Dancer is one of those guys. He has evolved over time. I mean, he's not stayed the same He is he's understood that you know in order to continue to be the best you have to continue to change with the times And that's dancer for you. He can do the old school way. He can do the waltz.

He can do the salsa, but he's also crumping. He's also- Really? Yeah. Oh my gosh, you haven't seen it? No, I haven't seen it. Look up, look up, look up, reindeer dancer, crump, Christmas Eve, dubstep.

Oh, I spell crump. Crump. Okay. KR, crump. Christmas Eve Okay are from Christmas Eve dubstep Christmas dubstep Reindeer dance crump Christmas version by far the best Ukrainian 20 Ukraine 20 and 2011 Ukraine 2011, okay It's wild Wow time to keep it on the screen Wild Wow time to keep it on the screen Crump is with a K. Yeah. All right. Good pick. Thanks

Okay, I gotta go with Donner next No, I love Donner do you he's like he's kind of awkward to start a condo with it like conversation with at the very beginning But he's like the funniest out of all of them like really. Yeah Yeah. Donner will just, he'll like, he's a little bit in the background, but he'll throw in just like the funniest one-liner every once in a while. And he's just like, he's just a team player. I love Donner. I probably shouldn't hold this against him, but Donner just reminds me of the Donner party, which were, is that people who I think they all just like died in the winter. You met the Donner party. They were like Oregon trail type, like, you know, hunting as they go and couldn't handle the winter.

They just could. Yeah. They don't seem like they would be built for Santa's sleigh. Yeah. That doesn't sound like the kind of guy I want. But hey, what if they were making jokes? Would that help them stay alive? Ten more minutes.

Maybe barely Donner. Yeah. So, so time is about humor on his team. Yeah. them stay alive? Ten more minutes. Maybe barely. Donner. Yeah. So so time is about humor on his team. Yeah. Yeah. OK. And I'm going to say. Another like another kind of a little bit weird, but fun is Cupid. I think Cupid, he he takes he like he's naked most of the time.

But but he's like he's got this. Yeah, I don't know. He's just a fun guy to hang around and he, he's like up in the front of the reindeer from, from what I've seen. Uh, and he's also just a solid, solid team player. So you got Adolf Donner and stupid. Is that right? Adolf Daher and stupid. We're all avoiding the, uh, the obvious ones. Gonna make me pick it up. No, I'm picking, I'm picking next. I'm picking Vixen right away. Wow.

Oh yeah. The harlot of the crew. No, you really went with Vixen. That was my number six. My list was six on my list. Oh, I was going to go like one of the unchosen ones over Vixen. Oh, no way. No, she brings.

It's a she. She brings the wow factor, the pizzazz to the crew. Yeah, cause she's inviting boys over. She was the Rudolph before Rudolph. She was the thing that made Santa's sleigh special. Sleigh. Sleigh, sleigh Vixen. Yes, dude.

But at the same time, she's a bring your lunch pail to work kind of person. That's not the Vixen I knew in high school. Well, you'd be surprised. Vixen I knew in high school, we would let her on a roof. I'd bring a hard hat if you're seeing Vixen. Lunch pail. Prime Vixen? Prime Vixen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that was a problem. Yeah. Sorry. Vixen. Oh, yeah. 100. Yeah, it was a problem. Yeah. All right. Vixen, oh yeah, 100%. I'm not even, I'm so pumped I got Vixen in the third round. No way, that's gonna lose you the vote right there. I'm a little, I think this one's still available and I like it, Prancer. Yeah, it's still available for a reason.

It's not as bad as Vixen. Oh no. It's not as bad as Vixen. Oh no. It's not as bad as Vixen. Stop, it was the non-contentious s'mores. Prancer, I see Prancer as kind of the Aphrodite of the reindeer. Okay. Thoughts, questions?

Remind me who Aphrodite is. Oh, the beautiful one. Okay. Just kind of a... But in just like a nice way not like You guys realize Prancer's a guy though? In what what version of the of Santa's Bible are you read? People thought Prancer was a guy in like the 80s. Yeah

Yeah, um, Santa came down and said No, it's a lady. Why do they call him Prancer? Her name is Prancer. It just lied on her feet. Okay. Very beautiful. Is like, you know, not quite dance. Like dancer is like, this is my full-time thing.

Like I'm dancer. Prancer is like, I could do it, but I'm like well-rounded. Like I don't need to make it my whole like personality. Gotcha. Even a dance, I'll dance. Even a prance, of course, easy. What do you need? Okay.

Very good. That's fine. Cute girl. Yeah. And then your fourth pick. And then my fourth pick, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go blunder. No way.

Yeah, I mean, obviously he didn't make the cut for like the first nine, just cause he does make a lot of blunders. Yeah. But he's like a good kid and like, I get why he didn't make the cut, but at the same time, like one reindeer goes down, that's the first guy I'm bringing up.

Blunder, he's got good parents, he's got a good heart. He'll do anything for you. From my experience, he's a little awkward, but he means well, he's just a sweetheart. Yeah, it's not really his fault. You can't hold it against him. He's a yes man in the best way. I know when we were doing

Training and saying I was having trouble. He like greased up the chimney for a santa And I thought that was really nice of him. Wow didn't get the job. But yeah good guy, but but didn't matter That's not why he was greasing up the chimney is because he was just being a selfless person Yeah, it turns out he greased it way too much santa slid down broke his tailbone Blunder, but you know, like I said means well What about you? Yeah, my last pick is going to be Bambi. Okay. B-A-M-B-E-E.

Okay. So the main reason, like, and it is honestly a value pick at number four here, but the main reason people are not, you know, picking him, you don't know about him is because there's this other deer named Bambi already in the world. Like you think of Bambi, you don't think of Bambi, you think of Bambi. And then they're like, well, is there anything else we can call you?

Because you have all the intangibles to be a reindeer. And they're like, yeah, they also call me the great Bambino. Oh, okay. And they're like, shoot. that's 1920s roll around. That's Babe Ruth. Yeah, you're done. It's out of here. So we haven't heard of them, but, but the people back in the 1800s, they'll

know Bambi was the best. Incredible reindeer. You know, Bambi and Dasher and Dancer and Prancer. It's like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. It's like completely different back. Yeah. So, um, yeah, never got the respect they deserved. Yeah. Let's hope so. Yeah. Or people that know their history. Yep. So story is B and B. Yeah. All right. Time and final pick. I think we all kind of know

that kind of the last one left. Yeah. Yeah. I, and I wouldn't even say that it's like the bottom of the barrel. Like I think my next pick is, is solid. So I have to go to shimmer. Oh, shimmer. So shimmer, kind of like a standout, kind of a star, but just was a little too, a little much for the team. Yeah. Like he made it through the first like three rounds of auditions, I think for like the song, but just got barely edged out by Comet. Yeah. And Comet's bright. Yeah. But he has like, he still has good talent. He has, he does like a one thing everyone loves. He does like a Santa impression It's really good And yeah, Shimmer is just a fun a fun guy

Yeah, sure solid guy, but you can't I mean you can't have a team with two quarterbacks Can't have a religion with two Pope's they didn't want to outshine. Yeah, you can't have Rudolph and Shimmer Yeah, you got to make your pick Shimmer's nose is like golden. Yeah, just like we can't have two special noses Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, be a laughingstock. I think Shimmer. Yep. You gotta make your pick. Shimmer's nose is like golden. Yeah. Which is like, we can't have two special noses. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It'd be a laughing stock.

So I think Shimmer like, in a different world, would be a leader of the pack. But Rudolph just barely beat him. Someone else's sleigh, someone else's holiday. If he could find his way, maybe. But not Santa. Yep. So Tommie and I already talked about this last night. You don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to be a fan of the show. But not Santa. Yep.

So time and I already talked about this last night. You don't have to. I'm going to maybe take this a certain way and try to throw off Brad. But the category is just things you'd hate to hear during surgery. Thank you. Come up with things. Yeah. OK. Things you'd hate to hear during surgery. Now we wait for him to get done peeing. Here we go. All right, how you feeling?

Good, lighter. Lighter? All right, next topic, the ghosties know Brad does not. I'm gonna start just with a classic just, whoops. Whoops. Oops. Oops. I'm gonna start just with a classic just whoops whoops whoops whoops that's a good pick all right um I'm gonna say why is it bleeding that much why is it bleeding that much Jake Jake's like well I gave it away. No it's so good. Oh is it good? Whoops. Why is it bleeding that much? Okay I'm gonna say do we need to go somewhere? Okay

My next one is gonna be It's it's smaller than most All right, I'm gonna say I was I was never taught this part Why is it bleeding wait, why is it bleeding this much What was your first one, Ty? Why is it bleeding so much? Wait, why is it bleeding this much? Jake, what? Oh my gosh. All right.

All right. I'm gonna say So So what now? Okay, so what now? Yeah, so what now? So what now when you go somewhere? So what now? I? Want to next I'm gonna go with can you hold it for me? Oh You hold it for me Okay Oh, you hold it for me. OK, if it's some for not hold, can you hold it for me?

No, can you hold it for me? Mm hmm. I'm going to say I don't know where I'm supposed to be touching. What in the world? I don't know where I'm supposed to be touching. All right. All right. All right. Oh, I get it.

This is a tourniquet. Is that too tight? Is that too tight? Is that too tight? Is that too tight? Last pick. I'm going to go with where is it? Where is it? Where? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Okay. Okay. Whoops. For

my last pick, I'm going to say, uh, what is that? Right. Where is it? And what is that? What was, can you remind me what your other one was time why is it all about so much? Why is it bleeding so much? I Was never I was never taught this part I don't know where I'm supposed to be touching and What is that what is that okay? Should we just throw it in the bed

Should we just throw it in the bed? Should we just throw it in the bed? Yeah. Throw in the bed. I would say for remember, you have two guesses that are not bad. Okay. To the don't really make any sense. Dang. I was thinking we saw a deer on the side of the road.

That's such a fun guy. What were yours? Yours were whoops. Whoops. Maybe you hit the deer and that's why it's on the side of the road. Oops. Hit that deer. It's smaller than most smaller than most.

Can you hold it for me? Mm hmm. And where is it? Where is it? Shucks. That didn't make sense. I thought the deer is dead. Where is it?

Where is it? It's like Tommy boy. It's hobbling along. And Timon said I've never taught this part. Why is it bleeding so much? Yeah Dang, okay. So two of mine Should we go somewhere? Is that a good one? Uh What were the what was your other guess there was one that was pretty solid You guys should be writing this down. I should have written it down. I should have written it down. I'm the I'm the sleuth here

What did I say where Where? Yeah. Should we go somewhere? What now? Yeah. I said, what do we do now? Or? Yeah, that's, that's a good one. That was a good one. Yeah. What now? What now? I don't know. I, it feels like maybe I'm too far down the track because of the bleeding thing, but it feels like it's it's a it's it's like a Medical thing of some sort. Yeah, there you go. I was gonna say when you said the word tourniquet. Oh, you're pretty close Really? Yeah, the band-aid or bigger cut bigger My initial thought at the very beginning was things that you said to Rachel after she cut her hand with that knife Oh, okay. No, not quite there. Bigger than a knife cut. A finger cut off. Bigger procedure. Surgery. Yeah. Things you say after surgery. No. Before. No. During.

Like as a surgeon. Think about it. Oops. Oops. Where is it? I was never taught this part Things you say if you don't know what you're doing as a surgeon. Yeah, it's a little warmer things You don't want to hear during surgery. Okay, okay All right, so yeah throw it we throw it in the bed or what the bed or what? All right. So alternative cuss words. How many rounds do we get? We get four picks. We have four picks each. Jake, Jake told me about, I didn't write anything down. I grew up with the alternative cuss word. So, uh, do you want to pick the order of who goes first, second, third?

Well, let's just go this way. So I go first? Bradley, Steve, Jacob. Great. All right, I do have a list here. I'm gonna go with one that I think some people are like, almost uncomfortable because of how good of a substitute customer this is. I'm gonna say frick. Like some people are like, whoa,

I don't know if I want my kids listening to this right now. Like, if you just give a hard, just frick, like people are uncomfortable with it. Are you a little uncomfortable right now? So I heard from all. And that goes for all the dip. Like you can call people frickers. You can say what the frick, all the different things. Frick. Number one, there was alternative cuss words

that I would get in trouble saying when I was young. Because my mom goes, it means the same thing. I think, yeah. I remember, I'm pretty sure it was you or mom, maybe both, but you guys did not let me, this was like the second iteration of what I learned from Coach, but you guys wouldn't let me say what the,

because it implied. Oh, was that what you were gonna say? No! I didn't think that counted as a substitute. Sorry, you can take it, you can take it. Well, see, I didn't know because Steve-O used to say it. Is that where I got it from? I don't know, but he would always say, what the,

and then he'd stop. Drove me bananas. I mean, cause I thought, well, and he was younger when he was doing it. Angie and John didn't think anything about it, but it drove me crazy. That was gonna be my number one. Oh no, sorry, that can be.

I didn't, sorry. I'm giving it to you. Yeah, that could be your pick. I was just telling a quick story. Yeah, I think Hattie does, I mean, Hattie's saying, what the heck now all the time and stuff, but for a while it was just what the?

And I think, yeah, we kind of felt that way too. Like, where are you going with this? Yeah, I hated that. And actually that wasn't even gonna be, but that's the one that gets under my skin the most. Okay. Oh, okay. So probably the most aggressive. I never said it, but that probably gets

under my skin the most. I would never. Okay, so we got Frick and we got What the. I'm gonna go with My Goodness. Ooh, okay. My Goodness. Yeah. I think that's a tie. I'd probably say that when other people would probably be cursing or something, but really like my goodness.

I wrote goodness as well. I'm a bigler. Yeah, there's a couple you can say goodness. Yeah. And then I've got one. So we do a snake draft. So then I'll do two and then come back this way and Proudly do two.

You got it. I've only heard two people say this and it's been Tymon and you. And it is the word foot. What? Foot. So you'll see, I remember you growing up, you always say kiss my foot. Oh yeah.

Yeah. That's Barney Five. Yeah, you'd always say kiss my foot. And I had heard anyone else say it. And then probably a week or so ago, Tymon said it, we were all in a group text, me, Tymon, Scott, Isaac, trying to plan out a Friday pickleball shoot day.

And Scott is just like, I can't do here. I was like, what are here? Scott's like, I can't do this either. And then finally Tyme goes, paternity leave my foot. It was hilarious. I was like, that's cool. You feel comfortable enough with Scott to say that. Also hilarious that you said my foot.

So I love foot as a substitute cuss word, kiss my foot. Paternity leave my foot. Kiss my foot. Paternity leave my foot. So those are my two picks. So that's a Barney Fife originally? Originally you think? I don't know. That's what you think of though?

Yeah. Barney Fife also came up with the word stupid. Yeah, that's good. My go-to is crap. Yeah. I say that a lot. Did you get in trouble growing up saying that? That felt like probably a little too extreme

for a certain point. I feel like all of these, I'm not letting Hattie say any of them, you know, kind of thing. Like you don't say crap. You don't say socks. You let her say heck. I know, honestly, I've thought about that.

Just let her say the big one. Hey, hey. Let her go. Get her a tattoo. We'll watch coach and then she'll start saying it. What's your, do you have one like on the golf course? Like bad shot, you shank one, you say crap. Well it's my third one.

Okay. Crap's my number one. Okay, okay, we'll get back to it. Brad, what's your second and third pick? Give me this three syllable, just it just feels good coming out. Dag nabbit. Dag nabbit.

That was my dad's, my dad loved dag nabbit. Dag nabbit. That was my dad's. My dad loved dag nabbit. Dag nabbit. Like it was the nabbit was a hard nabbit, you know? Hard nabbit. The hard end. Come on. Like, like it's like, yeah, you know, I get caught stealing and I didn't even get the side, but I'm like, I'm, I'm fast for my size. They're not going to think I'm going to steal. Throwing out at second. The over. Jack never does cut that. Never.

So that's one. And then my second one, it's just one that I use almost as often as Frick. It's fudge. I know you're going to say fudge. Yeah. Don't want you that one either. Yeah. I know because it's too, it's too close.

I know. I remember specifically what it would have been F12 maybe and we're all playing pickleball like everyone's watching us play and you hit in the net you just screamed fudge. Fudge! I don't know. Fudge! Like totally sure you're not saying it. I'm not sure you should be raising children. Yeah. Call some people. Oh it's that's why it a good customer is because it's close. It's something. Dag nabbit, fudging.

So this one might be too close to dag nabbit, but it's my second most word used is dang it. And I would get in trouble for saying that when I was a kid. Yeah, how do you say that too? Man, maybe I need to reevaluate my parenting. So dang it's a. Dang it. I. Dang it. I like dang it.

I say that one a lot. Yeah, that's probably my, I probably do that more than I say crap. Ah, dang it. Dang it's a lot. And in fact, people at work and stuff, they'll make fun of me, because they'll go, oh, triplets man. Triplets man.

Saying dang it. Boy settling down. That's funny, all right, my last two. One, I'm gonna, this one's for Rachel. She says this all the time. She'll go with, she says rats. Yes. She says rats all the time.

Oh rats, where's my phone at? I left my yoga mat at the power life. Oh rats. So she's always saying rats. And then one, I don't use it that much, but I wanna use it more. Okay. I want to use it more. Okay crud Right. I think crud's just an old-fashioned. It's a it's more wholesome crap. Yes It really is slap as hard as more educated. Yeah

Kind of a bachelor's of science crap version crud is nice. I don't know if crud's more edgy You're not saying crud the tuxedo, you know, I don't think it's like high class like thank you. Oh crud. I forgot your ballet key Yeah, would you like the salmon Florentine Oh crud I cry girl out rats But I like crud, okay, I want to say it more that's great I would love to see people's reasonings for why they're voting for which one. Yeah, what what stands out to you? You know, I'm going to win. I hope so. Yeah. I'm going to win. Okay. My last one. Your last one. See, this is one, and I don't know if it's a,

if it's a country thing for cuss word or like, like a triplet family. Could I, I, but we used to always say it all the time, you know. You know, you'd say, hey, you Asian. Oh my. I think that's an actual cuss word. You can't say that. You can't say that.

We're gonna have to bleep that out. That's like a real. Yes it is. Yes it is. We'd always say you Asian. Stop, stop. Forget it. Just quit.

No matter what you put in front of the Asian. Don't say Asian. Forget it. No matter what you put in front of the Asian. Don't say don't say Asian. Hey, country. That's just as bad. That's just as bad. You blonde. You guys are messing with me.

I am not even really heard that people say that word, but I know it's bad. Who you heard say that word said it all the time? My pastor says it. Steve, no, that's like, yeah, that's maybe like one of the top cuss words. I did not.

Timon's gonna hear this nine times, I have to bleep it out each time. Oh my goodness. Timon, you silly little. What is that? You can't say that. Goodness timing you silly little His parents are not gonna let him edit this episode I'm gonna have to edit this That's I don't know what we're gonna put in the

Rachel say I can't believe what's Rachel's Rachel can hear it out there. Golly. Oh my gosh. I know, we're fine. We're out of earshot from my kids, luckily. So does that count as my fourth? No, you gotta do a different one. You gotta choose a different one. So seriously, I have noticed people when I say it, because I thought, okay, this is my safe word.

Well, think about it. Think about it. Think about when you're at a grocery store. Yeah. You don't say that. That's like, oh, hey, where are the California? It doesn't matter. I don't even know how to explain to you why it's so bad. I guess you just don't know.

But it's like, that's a really special thing to those people. Right. It's's, yeah. It's, I would just try to work that one out. Maybe your next schmores could be a substitute for that word. Boy, grandma was right. You were so nice.

You were just around the campfire telling stories with Uncle John again. Okay. All right, do you have an alternative to? What have I said? What the? What the? Crap.

Dang it and crap. Yeah. Holy cow. Holy cow. That was good. Pretty, pretty close to, you know. Holy. Yeah.

Yeah, holy, I forgot to write that down. Is that closer than Asian? It's gonna take five hours on this. Oh All right, I'm done. I will never be invited back on the podcast again Should ask Brad's dad. Holy cow. Holy cow is your last one. Yeah, my dad would never. Dag nabbit. Sorry, Dean. Next up, we're gonna replay the best moments that don't really fall into a specific category.

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No idea. It didn't even you're right. Yeah. I mean, I definitely didn't know about that song until a few years ago. Like I didn't grow up listening to that song. Oh really? It's great. Yeah.

It was too secular. Weird. I'll never did a cover of it. Oh, that was like a vibe for Scott and I in the driveway basketball. And we had the edited album. Good. Scott, when you do need to look up,

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["Twilight"] Twilight cast? No, more popular than Twilight. Harry Potter cast! Harry Potter cast, yes. That was exhausting, I'm sorry everyone, I let you down. All right, and last but not least, the most searched fictional princess.

Elsa. No? Wouldn't be Mulan. Oh. It wouldn't be Milan. Princess, let's think. Who would be the most searched? Barbie doesn't count.

Cinderella. Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun. Wish I could be, be, be, be baby baby part of jasmine That was an honest guess what is that song I know the song What's a little little redhead little spunky girl, what's her name? To the braided hair? Areola, are- are- are- What?

Shoot, dude. Are- how do you say her name? Areal? No. Is it Areal? Yeah. Oh my god. I really froze. I was like, well, Areal's like the gymnastics move, so it wouldn't be Areal. It's R. It's Areal. Holy cow. I'm never doing this game again. Don't ask me to the princess ever. Oh my goodness, dude Very good. I'm not doing any more princesses It's embarrassing Our Ariel Ariel

Ariel Period full stop meet that's what I was thinking. Full stop meat. That's what I was thinking. Oh, my goodness. Ariel is her name. All right. It's too good. Well, thanks for hanging on. Those who watch. Yeah, that's right.

Appreciate it. So that was my only main qualm with the cruise is like, you got to get better attainment for paying. I mean, good money for this. Exactly. I was going to say it's expensive enough of a cruise that you can afford to spend some money on the entertainment yeah and how much more would people come back if there was greater teams like wow karaoke was so fun every game show so fun yeah sports trivia I heard every word Oh movie quote

trivia was funny hearing him up to say famous movie quotes. We are going to need a bigger boat. Did they use that one? They used that one. They used that one. It was as soon as I got there. That was the first one I heard. There's no crying in baseball. So kind of the problem was like, I'm sure. I look, I don't know any other languages, so I shouldn't say too much.

But like, I think it's probably tough to read another language too. So they would just straight up get it wrong sometimes. So like. So then you have to choose, like, what do you think they were trying to say? Like, you want truth? You can't handle my truth. No, that's not it. But I got it. Yeah. Life is a similar to a box of cocoa beans. Life is like cacao beans in your pocket. Do or try not, there cannot do it.

There is no try. The human cabeza weighs 8 pounds. You have me at hellos. Portuguese. Yeah. So the movie quotes is kind of funny. It's like, I don't think I've seen that movie. But what did he know?

No people. No, no, nobody here shall pass. OK, nobody come. Nobody goes on the path. OK. Hey, you are you are a sorcerer, Harry. Like, no, no. Wish you like rojo pill or blue pill.

The blue pill. The blue pill. Oh, it's so good. Yeah, now that I think back to it. There's no place like my homeland. There's no place like my homeland. You know, the clapping of the shoes. No place like my homeland. You know, the clapping of the issues. No place like my homeland.

Feel free to buzz in. Buzzing when you know it. Buzz in. It also. I have to reflect your how you are a leader, Capitan. You are making me dead, Smoss. You're making me dead, Smoss. You're making me dead, Smoss. There's so many like fun quotes. She does peoples.

I see the, I see the muertos. Yeah, looking back now, it was kind of funny, but it was- That would be tough to- Yeah, it's just, you go there hoping to compete and then you're like, oh, we can't really understand a lot of it. Oh, well, we'll just kind go there hoping to compete and then you're like, oh, we can't really understand a lot of it. Oh well, we'll just kind of talk amongst ourselves. Yeah.

I have seen allergy tests done before where they will like put stuff on your skin and then see how it reacts. I think also probably the most scientific, the best way to do it would be like, just like blood work, right? Just like, let's get into your body and test it. He begins a new method that I've never seen before.

And I don't even know this is happening. He's just like, go ahead and sit right here. And he doesn't tell me what he's about to be doing. He's just like, all right, go ahead and sit right here. Now I want you to hold this thing. So I grab, it's 100% just like plastic. It's just a plastic rod. And he goes, don't hold it here, don't hold it here,

right here. Okay. I was like, okay, great. Out of the rod is like a wire, looks like a charging cord. Oh, I think I, have you seen something like this? I might have done this. Okay, out of that goes to another. Oh, different.

Goes to another plastic box. I can't emphasize enough how this did not feel technologically sound, like there was no technology happening, it was just plastic on plastic. Was it plugged in? No, it was just like a standalone device. It was like anything in this room, it just connected to nothing.

So I'm holding that and he's like, all right, now put your right arm out like this, like okay, and he's like, I'm gonna try to push it down. He tries to push it down, he's like, oh, gonna try to push it down. He tries to push it down. He's like, oh, you're very strong, very strong. I was like, oh, thanks, yeah. Yeah, well. I've been rocking.

Played a lot of pickleball. And so he's like, okay, okay. Now we're gonna come over here. And then he takes a little vial. I mean, it's this small. It's got clear liquid in it. You could see it moving around. And it says alpha gal on it.

And he drops that into like the plastic little case over here and then he comes back to my right arm and he pushes my arm down. He's like, yep, you got alpha gal. And I go, what? Sorry, what? You're testing me for the allergy right now. And he's like, you know, and he's explaining it like,

yes, you know, you push your arm down, normal, good, you're still strong. If I'm able to push you down, you're weak. And I was like, but how does, all right, let's do this again from the top. So I made him do it again. I was like, all right, seriously, all right, now I'm ready. Because now it feels like a magic trick

is what it felt like. I was like, this is like, you know. I've heard of this before or something similar to this. I had not. I just couldn't believe I was in there by myself. I was like, this is like, you know. I've heard of this before or something similar to this. I had not. I just couldn't believe I was in there by myself. I was like, Rachel needs to be here. Someone, I need time and film this. And so he's like, all right, from the top,

take the vial out. I love that you've made him do it twice. I think that's awesome. Cause like, yeah, once it's like, how'd you, you were messing with me. You were, I wasn't ready for that one. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, now I know how it works.

I'm like, all right. Okay. And so then, all right, no vial, just raw. And works. I'm like, all right. Okay, and so then, all right, no vile, just raw. And so then I'm like, all right, let's see. And this time I swear he's doing like a... I feel like you're not pushing that hard. And he's like, everyone say this, everyone. And I was like, all right.

And so he puts the vile back in, pushes it down. He's like, see, it works. And you couldn't, was it hard to push down? I mean, it just felt like he was pushing way harder down when he wanted the answers he was getting. And so I kid you not, this is insane. So I'm like, that's crazy. So I, because of that, I have AlphaGal.

He's like, yeah, says it right here. Oh, this says COVID. So I was like, I have COVID? He's like, no, no, no, no. Um, no, that was a, hold on. No, I think it was alpha gal. It was alpha gal. So he put the wrong file in there when he thought he was testing me for the tick bite thing. I saw it. It said COVID on it. Oh no. No, I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I mean, no, but well. Double negative thing. I'm sure, I don't know. So wait, did he do more? It's, oh yeah. So then I was like, let's, let's see what you got here.

Cause sometimes you might, like, I, I bet we all have coronavirus in our system a little bit. Hey, that's a good point. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Anyway, it was just hilarious. Look, Rachel's laughing like. I agree.

You're like, oh, I don't know that. Yeah, good point. It's so, it's so, it was hilarious. Look, Rachel's laughing like, I agree. You're like, oh, I don't know that. Yeah, good point. It's so, so he is getting these vials, by the way, he's got dozens and maybe hundreds of them. He's getting them out of VHS cases that are kind of labeled by category, like food and beverage, outdoor, you know,

like animal and pet and whatever. Like there are VHS cases. Everyone's just like, uh, Jake's second grade soccer. It's like, well, sorry, that's, that's a home video. My bad. It's like the wrong one. And so he would get him out and he'd stare at him. And so you say he's like a magician.

He should have shown everybody. This one says Lyme's disease. Everyone agrees. It says Lyme's disease. Everyone agree it says Lyme's disease? I'm gonna show the camera. I'm not gonna show you. I'm not gonna look out. It says COVID. COVID, how did I do that?

That's funny. Okay, so yeah. So at this point, I've never felt this way in my life where I legit, I was 80% sure that I was on some sort of hidden camera impractical jokers thing. Like you're getting punked. I just, I was so confident. of hidden camera, impractical jokers thing. Like you're getting punked. I just, I was so confident.

I was like, this is insane. This is hilarious. Like this guy's got makeup on. Yeah, like fake. He's just pushing my arms down. Is this Brad doing this? Yeah. It's just a little thing of, it looks like water.

How does the water know? I just can't believe this. And so I legitimately started looking around, seeing what could have been a camera. Yeah, I'm like, there's some thing, I mean, it could be under that hat or like in the picture frame maybe. That hand sanitizer looks like it has a weird

like button on top of it. They're not really black at the top. I legit, I've never been in that situation in my life where I was looking for hidden cameras, but I was so sure. I was like, this is like, this is the thing. This is great. That's so cool.

I'm gonna be a part of something like this. So then you start hamming it up like. Like, well, this is my moment. And so cool, I'm gonna be a part of something like this. So then you start hamming it up. Like, well, this is my moment. So then we just start running the gamut of other things to test. He's like, you have any other allergies? And I was like, I mean, just like seasonal stuff, but nothing crazy.

He's like, we could test for that, we could test for that. So then he puts something out, I don't even know what he put in the plastic thing and he puts it down. And he's like, yeah, you're allergic. And I was like, what was that? It just said tree on it. Trees.

I was like, well, I don't think I'm allergic to trees. He's like, well, you're allergic. And I was like, what was that? It just said tree on it. Trees. I was like, well, I don't think I'm allergic to trees. He's like, well. All trees. A lot of these allergies like pollen and ragweed, dog fart weed, they come from trees. And I was like, whatever. All right. I guess I can't go anywhere that has trees anymore.

Cause the thing is I wasn't going, I wasn't coming here to be tested. I already know I have it. So it's like, at the end of the day, I guess I don't care if this is legit or not. Just cure me. So I started to lose a little bit of like fire. I was like, I guess just do whatever you want to do, man.

I don't know. How long was this? It was probably like 10 minutes of testing. Oh, that's not bad. So, but we started doing other stuff. So then I asked him, I was like, do you have other alpha-gal patients that they're like red meat allergy has bled into dairy?

So I said, I feel like mine's getting progressively worse where like I used to be able to have like Andes, now I can't have Andes. And he didn't say like he had ever heard of that. He's like, we can test for it. I was like, I bet we can. All right, let's do it. And so then he puts,

he puts lactose in the lactose water in there and it pushes my arm down. No pushy pushy. Okay. He's like, wow, wow, wow. And then he gets another one that says milk. This is separate from lactose. Okay.

He puts milk in there. Arm goes down. He puts a third one in there called case in or something like that. I've heard of that. Okay. I don't know what it is, but. I don't know what it is either. Spoiler, he doesn't really.

So casein arm, I think arm stayed straight as well. I'm gonna look up casein. And so I asked him, I said, what are the, how do all these three work? How can I be allergic to milk, but not lactose? Bit of a language barrier at that point. I don't know what. Where is this guy from you think?

China. Okay. We talked. Yeah. He's got, I, so yeah, we get on with the testing and it's time to like put the acupuncture to do it. And so then he takes another just like plastic device. I'm like, what is this doing?

And it kind of looked like a box cutter, but with like a level on it. I mean, there was nothing really to this. And so then he starts digging around my inner ear. What? And it's kind of like making noise. What's the box cutter? It wasn't, I mean, there wasn't a knife to it,

but that was kind of the shape, like an angled kind of like piece of plastic. Yeah, in my ear. He's just digging around and I swear, I can't tell, I don't think he was making the noises, but it was like making noises. Like if just like a human was like, oh, you know, it's like a human trying to be like,

I'm tinkering with this. I'm figuring it out. We're here. And so maybe the machine, the little device was doing it, but he was just digging around. He's like, all right, we found the alpha gal spot. And then he makes a little mark with a pin in my ear. And then he's like, all right,

now let's go in for milk as well. And so then he digs around, he finds the milk spot, which is hilarious. Yeah. Everyone's ear. Everyone has a milk spot. What if I was alerted to 20 different things? There wouldn't be enough real estate in my ear

to be injected. Well, there's two, you got two ears. Good point. Yeah. And some nostrils. It's any orifice. There's cartilage in a lot of places. So then he's like, all right, we're gonna put these. I mean, they're super a lot of places. So So then he's like, all right, we're gonna put these I mean, they're super tiny things of metal

It looks like a shrunk down earring or like a shrunk down fish hook almost where it's got like a little Anyway, super super tiny Wow, they're in like a little plastic baggie and he's like, all right, I'm gonna put these in your ear You're not allergic to metal. Are you I was like, I don't think so. Yeah, let's check Well, let's test. Yeah, So then I'm holding the metal earrings basically, and he pushes down my arm, does a guy, he's like, all right, you're good. I was like, so I could have held a tick in my hand? I could have held, I could use, could have poured.

Metal's different, because it doesn't have the case in it. I was like, I could have just, you could have poured milk on my hand, and we could have tested it that way. How does this make sense? Because I even asked him, I was like, so what have just, you could have poured milk on my hand and we could have tested it that way. How does this make sense? Cause I even asked him, I was like, so what's in these vials? He's like, well, it's signals.

And I was like, well, it doesn't feel like there's anything like electromagnetic happening. Like how does my body know what's in here? And he's like, it's in the signals. Good for you for asking all these questions. It was insane, dude. So anyway, not allergic to metal, puts them in my ear, easy peasy, no pain,

just chilling in there. Currently, the next three weeks, I've got an alpha-gal metal and I got a milk rod in there. Whoa, you have them in there. They're in there. Can you tell? No.

Really? One of the first things he told me was, do not get it wet, immediately went home and showered with it, totally forgot. So you really, because that's what I said, like mallet finger. I knew I had an injury, right? Think about it constantly. Very obvious. But this is like a pain free thing in my body. Did you like

intentionally get it wet? Like I wash off my ears every time I shower. Did you like shove some water down? No, it's about halfway through the shower and I was like, ah, geez. So now when you shower, you just put one hand over your ear. He gave me an ear cap. That's still in my car. I haven't put it on. I don't know what it looks like. It looks like one little head, like one of these things, like a headphone. Yeah, for maybe.

He gave me a pack of ear caps. So I haven't used those yet. Oh, I love everything about it. Cause like now being married to Catherine, I've been exposed to some of this stuff before. Homeopathic type. You have never. And so the fact that you went and that you didn't walk out

three minutes into it is amazing. Cause I'm like, you're like, what are you doing with this probe? This thing like. I was unlike anything I've ever experienced. Or just like what my expectations versus what is happening. You were just expecting to walk in there. They stick some needles in you for 30 minutes

and then you walk out. Exactly. Just like, hey, I have this. I'm willing to pay full price for it. Do it rather than like, we stick some needles in you for 30 minutes and then you walk out. Exactly. Just like, Hey, I have this. I'm willing to pay full price for it. Do it rather than like, we're going to run you through some tests and they're going to be pretty weird, pretty Eastern medicine. My hardest thing with, we'll call it whatever, just non-traditional medicine, whatever you

want to call that, like Eastern medicine, homeopathic, maybe that is traditional medicine. I don't know. But like, is you tell them what's wrong with you and then they check and they're like, yep, that's wrong. That was a little bit of it. And that's where I get a little bit of like, well, would you have figured this out without me telling you?

And maybe that's what doctors do too, to an extent. Like, I don't know, like maybe they, cause then if I go to a doctor and say, figure out what's wrong with me and my foot's broken and they test me for everything else. They, you know, they're testing my, they're doing an MRI of my head or something. Like, I think an MRI can really diagnose what's wrong.

It doesn't need human input to be like, and look for a meniscus injury. Like we'll find it. But I'm just saying like, maybe it's just like expediting the process. I guess maybe it's my, because yeah, I remember telling Catherine, I was like, well, yeah, I told him that I like was tired a lot. And then they'd be like, well, that explains

why you're tired. It's like, well, you wouldn't have known that. I gave you that info. Yeah. It's like a psychic, like a mentalist where they kind of use information to fool you. Yes. Yes. I see you're, you're very stressed at work. You said that you have a new job. You're very stressed at work, whatever. Like, you could easily deduce that. Yeah. Isaac told me a story about, did you ever hear about him going to the chiropractor and doing, because chiropractor runs the gamut of like, sometimes it's just people that pop your back. Sometimes it's like super holistic medicine.

Drink this soup, say this chant. And like, I think they did the arm thing with him. Really? For like different years of his life or something like this. Whoa. And there was one time where it went down, and it was the year of his life that his dad got like let go of his life or something like this. Whoa. And there was one time where it went down and it was the year of his life

that his dad got let go of his job. It was like all this stressful time. Really like extreme things. See, it feels like a magic trick though. It's crazy. But like, yeah, I know. And that's where you just have to be like, do I wanna believe this or not?

And at the end of the day, it's like, you don't have to, but might as well try, see what happens with my ear. And that's what I thought. I was like, this is pretty low risk. Like it was $250 to maybe be able to eat burgers again for the rest of my life. And not have to worry about, yeah.

It was amazing. All the inconveniences that come with that. So if it works, great. Yeah. So I asked him just to wrap up the story. I was like, all right, so I just leave it. He said, leave these in for three weeks, come back in three weeks and we'll take the story. I was like, all right, so I just leave it. He said, leave these in for three weeks, come back in three weeks and we'll take them out.

I was like, great. And I said, should I like be weaning myself on to like meet in that time? Like, should I go get some tacos right now? He laughed so hard at this that he falls over. That's the part where I'm like, no one's gonna believe me. Fell over? Falls over, falls over one chair and then uses another chair to grab himself

Like one leg was off the ground and I wasn't trying to be funny I was just like, I don't know how this works. Like should I go ahead up a taco truck? Oh, how offended were you? How bothered were you by this? That I mean that was kind of entertaining. Okay, man, like Sorry, I'm trying to figure this. Oh my gosh. I was like, at least he's a friendly guy. He's like, this guy is a comedian, I get it. He said no. He said wait until the three weeks is up. Yep, he said three weeks and yeah, we'll take him out

and then you're good to go. The case of the stomach puncher. That ringing in your bells? It does ring a bell. We know it was you, Duke! Someone, I feel like someone had like... Your brass knuckles are in his belly button. I remember someone having like metal armor on under their shirt in that.

Really? I think so. Time was a savant. Biff said, oh I don't know what it's gonna say, I'm just gonna start reading. Biff said that the bike had been lying under the canvas. Oh yes, the grass would have been dead. Dude, I remember this. Look at time and go. I remember Oh yes, the grass would have been dead. Dude, I remember this. Look at time and go.

I remember this. The grass had to have been dead. The limit does not exist and the grass would have been dead. The bike had been lying under the canvas and you just knew the grass had been dead? Ever since they bought it two months ago, Yoans Xycopedia removed the canvas, the bike lay on the grass that was green.

Had the canvas been covering the bike and the ground for two months, the grass would have died. Dead grass is brown, not green. The green live grass proved the canvas been covering the bike in the ground for two months, the grass would have died. Dead grass is brown, not green. The green live grass proved the canvas had just been put over the ground on the bike. Time for us to do one more, this is amazing. This is so fun. The case of the two-fisted poet.

These names are amazing. I love the names from that, like Biff, Duke. This one's got Percy involved. Percy. Two-fisted poet. Doesn't necessarily ring a bell. a part all poets two-fisted Most here's a picture of Sally reaching out and giving his nose a twist. I remember that picture

We were Sally and Percy for Halloween one time Have any guesses The two-fisted Poet? I feel like it was like... Percy lay on the sidewalk, his eyes closed. Percy say something, he begged. Is she gone? Yes. Was there like a blind person involved in this one?

I feel like it could have been. Okay. Well no. Or like... Yeah, I don't remember this one. It's something with the eyes. Is it? Okay. Does Percy have glasses? Oh my gosh, he's good folks. It's something with the eyes. Is it? Okay. Does Percy have glasses? Oh my gosh, he's good, folks.

Wow, he's good. Percy's gotta have glasses. During the fight, the bigger boy pounded Percy's chest and stomach with body blows. Yet after the fight, Percy had put his eyeglasses, put on his eyeglasses again. That was Percy's mistake. Had the bigger boy hit Percy as hard as he could,

Percy's eyeglasses would have been smashed by the body blows. Now that's a little gray, that's a little vague. Yeah, it's a stretch a little bit. There's some 10 year old out there right now obsessed with encyclopedia brown that's getting so frustrated you're giving him. Stop!

Quit! Quit! I'm on that one! What the heck? Just so bothered. Of course, this case is a secret pitch. What the heck? So bothered Of course it's case of the secret pitch the one I'm reading right now I knew it Percy Alfie has some glasses. I got it.

Oh man. Well, that's pretty fun. I like that. I have something written down We ought to even take this out. I don't even know if it's worth the idea of a segment. Did you see this? I just, I just been sent this a lot because it has, it's Taylor Swift and it's got the word Brad in it. So I've been sent it 20 times probably. Okay.

Taylor Swift talking about how many times she's been on TV and everything. Okay. She was quoted as saying, I have no awareness of it being shown or of if I'm being shown too much and making or taking off a few dads, Brads and Chads. Yes, this is not like her doing TV appearances that's talking about the NFL putting her on broadcast. How often she gets put on, yeah,

whenever the chiefs game is on. I have no awarenesses of if I'm being shown too much and making a few Brads's dads and Chad's mad. So I thought maybe we could role play. One of us could be Brad. One of us could be a dad. One of us could be Chad. And just getting mad about it.

Does that sound like something we could do? All right. Oh, I was hoping it was Travis Kelsey. I have my fantasy team. Who is that? Who is that on my TV? Who is that? That's a woman. I watch football, watch boys. That's a girl. That's a girl? That's not a cheerleader either.

I want to know if you're a dad, bread, or chad. That's a girl. I was waiting for us to establish roles. That's a girl. I don't want her on my TV. Gross. Get her out of here. What's she doing with all that lipstick on? Yeah

Hey, it's fine guys Like dude like dad and bride just take a chill pill once in a while No, no way. I look at girls When I'm in bed with your mom. I look at guys on Sundays. The only pills I take are cloves and they're garlic. That was me, I'm Brad, I'm Brad. Man, that makes me mad. Ever since, you know, I liked her when she was

stringing teardrops on her guitar, but she's changed. She's changed, man. She's changed. She's not the same. I think I can take, I can read what she said in that. I can lip sync and I can lip read. Brian wasn't anything good. No, it was not.

You know what I'm seeing? What? It's Sunday afternoon. She's not at church. That's right. And I- Dad, you- Normally I would go.

Dad, you skipped church for this, dad. Normally I would go. But- I slept in and God knows I I would go. I slept in. And God knows I'd be there if I could. Yeah, he does. He knows your heart. And I don't know about Taylor's heart.

Do you know that one time in a music video she used a snake? Yes. Demon! You know what else used a snake? The Garden of Eden. Yep. As the devil himself. Yep.

Get that red devil off my screen. She's wearing red, isn't she? All of her face. Yep. I would. Okay. Oh, it's done. I think she cares that we are men. Was that awesome? I gave you everything I had. I know you did great. You did great. Sorry to establish who we were. That was fun. I think I figured it out pretty quick. I was angry Republican dad. Number one. Number one. Okay. So yeah. Pizza street doing just fine. Uh, dude, pizza is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I loved it. It's fresh. Good service too. I mean, every like five minutes they come by taking more of my plates. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Yeah. What's it up to these days cost wise?

I think 11.99. No way. Seriously? Yeah. What is that good? Do you remember growing up? Maybe you guys don't cause you didn't have pizza street. Yeah. Oh, they have a jingle. Pizza street, pizza street, only 3.99.

No way. Pizza street, pizza street, only $3.99, buffet, it's all you can eat. Pizza street, great pizza, great price, all you can eat for $3.99. And then it was like, pizza street, pizza street, only $4.49, buffet, it's all you can eat. And I kept going up. Pizza street, inflation sucks. We're up to $ 8.99 today. Great pizza, kind of good price.

All you can eat for 11.99. Bidenomics are hurting us. Joe Biden, ouchie. 11.99. Stimulus checks really boned us. It's now in 1999 Financial hardships. Yeah Hey, dude

we're on the podcast right now and Brad is giving me and Tymon a quiz of Baby products and I don a quiz of baby products. And I don't know any of them. And so I need to call a dad. All right. Yeah, shoot. All right. Yeah, it's here.

So he made up some fake ones and they gave me some real ones. And I don't know how to decipher any of these. So see if any of these sound familiar. Diver Genie. That's got to be real. That's what I real. That's right. That's right. Okay, okay? Um bubble, baby pacifier karaoke That one's obscure enough that it's gonna be real, but I'm gonna say it's not real, okay What about the what about goo goo goggles

If it's not real it should be What about the what about goo-goo goggles? All right, have you have you ever heard have you ever heard of a zippy zoom That's just made up okay zippy zoom, okay. All right, what? They all sound made up to me. This is why it's so hard. What about a Was that boon squirt spoon? All right, they all sound made up to me. This is why it's so hard. What about a, what's that? Boon Squirt Spoon. What? I don't know, dude. Half of these are real.

So that's what I'm trying to figure out. Say that one again? Boon Squirt Spoon. That's inappropriate. Okay, okay, sorry. Sorry. Tommy, you might wanna refresh real quick. All right. What about the, you might want to refresh real quick. All right.

What about the, okay, this one sounded real to me, but I don't want to influence you. What about the boppy pillow? Yes, real because we have a boppy pillow and it invades our bed every night. I get really mad. I throw it out of the bed and Abby gets mad at me. Okay, okay.

Boppy pillow. All right, let's just do a couple more here. Have you ever heard of a chuckle chew? Yes. Really? Yeah, I have heard of a chuckle chew. What is it? I have no idea. But I feel like I've heard that phrase thrown around. All right. But I don't know what it is. Go for it. All right, well, yeah, let's click it live while we're on the phone with him. Okay. Loser! Brad made it up.

All right, that's okay. Last one and then I'll let you go. Thanks for answering this, by the way. All right, the drool dazzle. Drool dazzle. Oh gosh, that's... Let's say yes, Jake. Let's say yes.

Okay. All right, actually the last one. Sorry, I forgot about this one. Toot tamer The toot tamer does that sound like it could be real? Um, it does but what's that? Oh gosh Yes, that's real. Okay. Wow. All right, well, I'll let you know, or I guess when this comes out next Wednesday.

But no, appreciate you calling. You're the man, Harry. Yeah, this is great, dude. No problem. Can't wait for you to be a dad so you can use the two tamer. That's right. Eight months.

Get out of here. All right, thanks, dude. I'll talk to you later. Have a good day. See you, dude. See you, dude. See you, dude. See you good day. See you, dude. See you, dude. You too. Dude, I don't know about you and Catherine. I've talked about this before.

I'm always just so weird around the house. It's so weird with Rachel, always trying to make her laugh. And I've talked before about the weird nicknames I give her. You know, at first it was Bubbs, and then it turned into Buster, and now it's Bud. We call each other Bud all the time, which is embarrassing to do it, you know, if we catch ourselves doing it in public. But always calling each other, hey Bud, I'm over here. How's Bud, we call each other Bud all the time, which is embarrassing to do it, if we catch ourselves doing it in public,

but always calling each other. Hey Bud, I'm over here. How's Bud doing? I went through a kick where I would call her the wrong pronoun, so I'm like, how's Bud? Oh, he's just scrolling on his phone. I don't know why that was a thing for like a week, I would just call her like male pronouns.

Ah, there's Bud, he's always up to something. And then more recently, my kick has been, I don't know why, just one night, we're sitting on the couch and watching something and Rachel's like, all right, I think I got to head bed. And I was like, hey, if you're going to bed, give grandpa a hug. I just called myself grandpa. Hey, you can't get to bed until you give grandpa a hug.

And then she came over and gave me a hug. And I was like, all right, run along. Yeah, right. So I just, it was her grandpa character. You want a butterscotch candy? And yeah, I was like, no, what do I always tell ya? He's like, say please and thank you. I mean, we were just ripping all of a sudden.

I was like, that's good. All right, run along. So grandpa's been the latest kick. Sometimes I'm grandpa, sometimes she's grandpa. When Rachel called me and was like, after her AHR interview, I was like, so? She said, grandpa's got a job. And I said, all right, grandpa's got a job.

Yeah, papa's got benefits. Grandpa's coming out of retirement. You know, that generation, you can't keep them down. They wanna keep working. That's right. Silent generation. That's our kick right now. I mean, I'm convinced that you're not gonna ever

be weirder than with your spouse. Like, I can't think of specific examples and I don't think Catherine and I are as weird as we probably have been at certain points of our marriage because they're not as goofy as right now, whatever. But like, oh yeah, there's times where it's like, no one else probably would think this is funny ever, but like, yeah, we just have this weird,

quirky way of talking to each other. Yeah, we're up to something. Never have I called her grandpa, but I think I can remember, you know. Give grandpa a good morning. But yeah, man. ["Souls of the Sun"] Like how big is milk in other countries?

Liters. Just one liter of milk? Oh, I see. I see. Like when it's sold. Yeah, I don't know. Do they go two liters or do they go? Because like a gallon is more than two liters.

Yeah. How many liters is that? I figure three, four, five. No, two, two, 2.6. My guess. You're thinking of an engine. I'm thinking. Timon, you looking up? Yep. 3.7 liters. 2.6 my guess you're thinking of an engine I'm thinking

Timon you looking up. Yep, 3.7 liters Really yeah, so I could get basically two two liters of pop for a gallon Wow That's crazy cuz I just thought there were so much those two liter bottles They must just be that's that's a good lesson. Like the taller you are, this, you know, more respect you get. Yeah. I guess look up now like, yeah, like European milk size. Yeah. They go four liters. Yeah. You buy a four liter. Yeah. Or is it like a two liter, a two liter of milk would be Europeans. Just like way, just like, like, what are you are you doing yeah give me a liter of milk give me a quart give me a pint sorry I'm yeah how do you think you Google that court is one fourth of a gallon yeah that's like

imperial oh that's not theirs right I think yeah even pint would be ours except you can always hear the Irish people talk about oh give me a pint I fancy a point yeah pint a liter it's it's telling me about milk bags No, thanks. I mean don't get on those websites. Come on. Not on my Wi-Fi In some parts of Canada, can I inspect your milk bags? You have one hole in your milk bag You have one hole in your milk bag? It's talking about, okay, like UK it's typically sold in pint sized bottles. That's half liter.

There's that word again. Pint. A typical, it says a typical milk bag contains approximately one liter of milk. And then in Canada, it's like, I'm so curious what a milk bag looks like, but I'm also like, I can't just European milk. No, I can't just, no, I'm going to type in show me milk bags. As the drives are starting to happen, putts are starting to fall. At one point, this is just kind of fun.

Brad is making friends with some people on the back porch next to our tea box. Hey, at one point, this is just kind of fun. Uh, Brad just making friends with some people on the back porch next to our tee box. Hey, what's for dinner? Yeah. We're having shrimp. Oh yeah. Rendles. Yeah. Rendles about to, you know, just hit the ball 500 yards. I was like, watch this shrimp drive the crap out of them. That really busted everyone up. Nailed it. Are you think you're having trip?

Watch our little shrimp right here. Get a load of this. Watch this drive. Oh my gosh. It was awesome. It just started to be like everything was going well. The vibes just were just normally in a five hour for me at scramble. You just kind of lose a little energy.

It just started to get better and better. We get to the back nine and then we're playing as good as we've been playing. But all of a sudden I just start making every putt you need me to make. It didn't matter where it was from. It was just unbelievable. Another set of miracles start happening. I'm just making every putt. I probably made four or five in a row on the back nine.

It was just unbelievable. And then we were on like hole 16 or something to par five. Rindle's bombed the drive, bombed the three wood. And now we have like a, I don't know, 10 footer down a hill. It's super fast greens. It's a nice course. And we're on the fringe. Brad goes first.

No one's shown him a line and he buries this eagle putt. And that's when we really were like freaking out. That's what it was like saying team of destiny. This is crazy. It's happening. This is crazy. What's happening? This is crazy. I was like beating my chest. I was like, ah!

I just kept saying like, I can't believe that. I've never seen anything like this. I just, I mean, we're just not that good at golf. No. Everything is just working out. And so we ended up shooting a 14 under in 18 holes. Felt pretty good about it, but you 14 under in 18 holes. Felt pretty good about it, but you never know in these tournaments.

Did we par our last hole? Yeah, we did. I think two of our last three holes we parred. Kind of felt like we left some out there a little bit, limp to the finish line. There was a Bluetooth on the golf carts and I was trying to play some fun songs to like pump us up. Yeah, that's right.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. That was fun. Final countdown. So it's like, yeah, it's like 1400. That feels solid, but there's probably another crew out here, like they're all four of them are scratch golfers and like they, they birdied everything probably. You can buy those mulligans.

Oh yeah. Which means like do-overs basically. Yeah. And so it was like, I don't know. Randall, the other hand, Randall who knows golf really well. He's like, guys, that's a tough course. Like we, we might have a shot like at what? He's like winning. Like what? You, he's like, guys, that's a tough course. Like we might have a shot. Like at what? He's like, winning.

Like, what? You know, like he's like, that's a tough course. I think we played really well. It's like, I don't know. They get up there. We're sitting down there. Elizabeth Virgil's in the house. She gave us support.

It's Gavin sitting next to us. Micah's wife, Dayton is there. We've got a crew. And they're like, all right, it's time to announce the winners of the safe water open in third place at 12 under. And we're like, Oh, all of a sudden we start whisper yelling, you know, like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude,

dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, That's a good score. Good job. The greens were fast. Wow. Wow. Hey, and make sure your kids have shoes. That's right. Yeah. The golfers clubs are never watered, right?

Heal them. Heal them. And then they say in second place, with a score of 13 under. Psst, psst, psst, psst. We're freaking out. Like, dude, we won. They're like, Brindle, you turned in the scorecard, right?

You turned in the scorecard? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're good? And then it's like, with a score of 1,400 in first place, Brad, Jake, Rindle, and Micah, freaking out. We won the golf tournament. We're like, yeah, we couldn't, we're like, we don't do this, guys, I promise. It's our first time, we don't.

Yes, I don't know what to do right now. It was unbelievable. And honestly, at the end of the day, it felt good to take money from the nonprofit. Absolutely. That's what we came there to do. Yeah. They paid us money and we took it.

We absolutely took it and we are going to use it for good. Brad, we each got $100 Amazon gift cards and Brad the whole night, it's like, dude, you should redeem that for a Southwest voucher. You need to go to Hawaii. Yeah. Take that to the counter. I was like, I'll give you $100

and you just give me the a hundred dollar Amazon thing. Use it on your Southwest? Waikiki. Why go home? Go to Waikiki right now. Waikiki right now, the Waikiki. Yeah.

That'll give you a key when you get there. You'll get the Waikiki. It was just, it was crazy. I don't know what to compare it to. This is 1984, US hockey beats the Soviet Union. Do you believe in miracles? Right. I don't know what else you would.

It's sports. When else has this happened? We needed a 30 for 30. Remember when Nate Robinson block Yao Ming? That's what it felt like. This is physically impossible. This five foot 11 guy or however tall he is. Yeah.

Tiger Woods in 1997. It would be like if Timon made it to the NBA. It'd be like if Tymon made it to the NBA. It'd be like if Tymon made it to the NBA. Wow. And not only did he made it to the NBA, but he won the finals. He won the golf tournament. Yeah. All right. Don't get me started on playgrounds. These days, playground, we used to just throw a just throw a tire over a pole. And now you got the monkey slides, monkey hooped, monkey swings and monkey bars.

It's too much. Brad. Brad, a lot of people are talking about these playgrounds and they're adding all kinds of technology to them, Brad. And when I was a boy, Brad, we look at your hands, Brad. That's not Trump anymore. No, that's good. That's good.

Look at my hands. What do you use to pick up things, Brad? My hands. A lot of people would say they're called fingers, Brad. Yeah, my fingers. And we play all kinds of games. There's Johnny Johnny whoop. We got-

That's a great game. Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Okay. That's another great game. Who needs all this architectural things with the mulch and the turf brand in the fancy neighborhoods? We don't need them.

Having, having playground, you know, who plays on the playgrounds that we build for our schools? Who's that? The alley cats. I come in one day and I was driving, I was bus driving the buses and I was driving kiddos on the buses and I come here one day and I was driving I was bus driving the buses and I was driving Kittos on the buses and I come here one day and monkey bars just out of cats just a bunch of them Just a bunch of that doesn't sound a good situation We don't need playgrounds. Okay. No, don't take them away

And mulch very good. Thank you mulch hurts. Yes All right timing what's me and Brad's topic? Toaster ovens. Oh, Tymon. I shouldn't have even. Do you know? I would, I think I do. Do you know about my cousin?

Down at the muffler store? Keep, tell. Get started. My cousin's been at the same muffler store? You tell him. Get started. My cousin's been at the same muffler store for 18 years, Diamond. 18 hard grueling years. Changing mufflers. Brad doesn't need someone else doing it. Don't get me started.

Maintaining mufflers. Analyzing mufflers, analyzing mufflers. It's all because some Jack Weasel 19 years ago claimed that my cousin, after having one too many fun dips, shoved this guy's hand in a toaster oven, started it up, and burned his hand clean off. You think that's true, Tymon? I believe it. There's no way, there's no way.

Justice, justice for Antonio, that's all I'm gonna say about him. Toaster ovens, Tymon, are for somebody who thinks, hey, I don't have, I have too much space in my kitchen. I just need one more, one more appliance. You can do things in a toaster oven that I, I just use a toaster for. Stop laughing. It's serious. Antonio. You can, yeah. Because if I want my morning bagel with a cream cheese schmear, I just use the toaster. If I want my evening bagel bites, it's always bagel related timing. At night, I use the oven.

I don't give one rat's rip about toaster ovens. They've done nothing but cause humiliation and agony for my family. If I see one of those in your house, Tyman, can I go ahead and be honest with you? Can I go ahead and be honest? I'm gonna rip it out of its socket and I'm gonna shove it in one of your sockets, okay?

Don't get me started. Right? What's the deal with toaster ovens? I mean, are they toasters or are they ovens? They don't even know what they are. You see this big thing on your counter. It's like, pick a lane, buddy. Yeah. Pick a lane.

Yeah, it's like, hey, Deion Sanders, it worked for you. It's not going to work for very many other people. Are you here to toast or are you here to bake? No one knows. Don't get me started many other people. Are you here to toast or are you here to bake? No one knows. Don't get me started on the dial. You turn it to bake. Next thing you know, it's either sourdough or charcoal.

Yes. Oh, they're impossible. It's impossible. And then if it's warmed up, it takes less time than if it's not warmed up. You're telling me. Yeah. Preheat it. Yeah, right.

Don't get me started. Pick a lane. And scene. And scene. Did you go through a phase in high school of like pranking people in their cars? Nothing's coming to mind. I did a few times, but it was never, it was never like in good faith.

It was like always like, they kind of made me mad by what they did with my car. So I'm gonna get them back. What kind of pranks? I'm trying to remember exactly what we did. There was one time. Post-it note your car. Somebody posted note in my car. Yeah. I think that was the, oh, somebody did like,

like Vaseline on my like handles or something like that. Yeah. I think somebody did a shaving cream in my like Vince. I think people maybe just hated you. Did you just have a lot of enemies? I think there was like, they did the stuff on the windows. I was like, you suck. Like urine in your gas tank.

It like ruins your transmission. It wasn't urine. Yeah. Yeah, those are all good pranks. It was like, this is not fun. I don't know if all those were mine, but like definitely like people did those to me and my friends that like.

Steal your tires. Scott had like, he had glasses, but then he had to have glasses on top of those glasses. And they just made fun of that a lot. How'd they make fun of them? They said, Hey, eight eyes. Yeah. Actually, I'm kind of remembering the high school was kind of a hard time. I don't know. You never did. You never went through that time? Ah, not that I can know. You never went through that time? Not that I can, no.

Okay. All right. My teachers would do a prank on me where they would like give me bad grades at the end of the year. And like pretty often like send me to like the principal's office, like in school suspension. It's like a prank. They would do it even like when I moved schools,

I don't know how the old teachers told the new teachers, but it was like a continuous pretty just doing Yeah, so I got pretty bad grades the whole time. I guess a prank. Did you prank him back ever? I did I brought a gun to school. Did you really? Yeah, did that did that get I shouldn't I should stop Rachel's Rachel I shouldn't. I should stop. Rachel's... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...

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I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... Oh, man. This is joking. I'll tell you what else is a racket. Light bulbs. Too expensive? Not sold in single quantities. I went to. You got to go like a Walgreens or somewhere weird.

No, but this is a, this is too specific of a light bulb. Oh, first of all, I went, I don't do this often. I went to Home Depot, looked at the light bulbs and left because I was empty handed. I was like, all, I went, I don't do this often. I went to Home Depot, looked at the light bulbs and left because I was like, I had the light bulb in my hand even to like be like, this is the one I need. And I couldn't figure it out.

And as I was leaving credit to the Home Depot guy, Dwayne, he was like, you find a light bulb man? I was like, no, I didn't. And he came and helped me and he found the right one for me Oh really? But yeah They only had him in six packs or two packs and these things are like LED light bulbs and so they're you know Seven bucks each. I'm like, I don't need two of them. They said they're gonna last you for 13 years. Oh Where's this going?

Just that's a racket. What no, I'm saying. Where is this? Where's the light? But like what's the point of you talking about it? I don't friggin know. That is a podcast. I'm not asking that. But like get to the point though. Like what's entertaining about this? No, I know. Where is the light bulb going? It's a can light in our basement. Yeah. There is a girl I follow on Instagram. Her name is Elise. Oh, she's so funny. Oh yeah.

You guys know Elise? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think one of her first like viral videos is she just said like women confronting each other and it's so funny. It's just like like how they can't do it.

That's the first one I saw. Yeah. It's just like that. Just like I was thinking there today How much I love doing the dishes? Oh my gosh, I've been in the dishes. I'm literally the dumbest person on earth Uh, no, I love doing the dishes. I was just please don't even do them I I'm gonna hate you if you don't you know and just like it's how we treat it back and forth That's how I've seen her ones where she's like talking to her boyfriend. Who's like, yeah, almost Friday guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so and You know just like her character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good. And you know, just like her character,

yeah, that she does is so funny. So when I think in the Ghost Writers Facebook group just yesterday put up something about like, my irashely strong opinion is when girls call other girls mama, and she at least has a whole video about this. She'll say like, forget what the title is, but just like bloggers talking to bloggers.

And it's like, okay, mama. It's like the comment section of bloggers, you got this mama. Yes. Somebody cooked up a meal tonight, mama. Mama, you got this mama. You got this mama. Hugs for you, mama.

Yep, that's a rockstar mama. The way she says it, I can imagine. That's perfect. It's good meat. Check it out. It's beyond good, Jake. GoodRangers.com like crazy. You got this mama. Dude, I've been noticing more and more of that

and I love it every time. I think of you. Comment sections, yeah. Yeah, I think of you more than I even think of Elise. Like I think of you, just the way you say it. You got this mama. You're a rock star mama. Hugs and kisses from afar, mama. I wanna make a shirt that says you got this mama. And people could say it. You got this mama. You're a rock star mama hugs and kisses from a farm

mama. I want to make a shirt that says you got this mama and people could wear different fonts only four words, but different fonts. You got this mama. So how many letters is it? Uh, three, three, six, 10, 14. Yep. Maybe. Well, how you spell mama? I, I was a ma ma. Okay, so I'd be 14 could go mo ma Yep Mo ma Mo ma well wasn't that fun some inside jokes some classic moments That might be my favorite segment of this episode just a good time I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I edited it or enjoyed editing it anyway next up We got the last segment of this episode, the best jingles of 2024, the best songs to end the episodes. But first, a quick little word from Healing

Waters International and then the jingles. Brad, what is this? Water? No, glass? Yes. Micro. And specifically what's in it? Water. There we go. That was the answer I was trying to get to the whole time. Okay, okay. Just kidding guys. It's water. And I had the privilege of just filling this up 20 feet away from me. Pro bono. Clean water, pro bono, that's right.

As much as I want. Yeah. What if I told you over a billion people do not have that same access that I have? I would say that's not fair for a million people. It's true and it's true, but we can help. Healing Waters is here to- Wait, you said a billion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if I said a billion? What if I said over a billion? I thought you said a million and that would have been right. That's also correct, yeah. Square is a rectangle. Wow, go ahead.

But a rectangle is not a square. Let that be a lesson to you guys. You can't fit a rectangle in a square hole and you can't bring clean water solutions unless they have money. That's what I'm trying to get at. Healing Waters is stepping in and they've been doing it for years.

They're continuing to give villages, people groups, anyone who needs access to clean water, the ability to have that through First World Solutions that are going to be there in place for years and years and years down the road. They hire locally, they do it all just the right way, very sustainably. And so we're asking you Christmas time, looking to your hearts, looking to your wallets, help give the gift of water to the people who don't currently have it. Yeah. So if you'd like to donate to healing waters, it's give.healingwaters.org slash PMD match. There is a company, PMD beauty, wonderful company, makes wonderful things,

beautiful things, making you look beautiful. That is willing to match up to $10,000 for this cause for us. And so if you do donate through PMD match, they will enter you into a pool to win a $450 beauty kit, as well as give you a 50% off coupon for your first order with PMD. So they're wonderful. Healing Water is wonderful. Y'all are wonderful for considering donating to help

with this need of clean water in the world. So once again, give that healing waters.org slash PMD match. Folks, we finally got a headline. Get your big old bag of beans. Main streets calling me coffee's just too darn good Guys are fighting, bleeding, falling Just to get those buzzing beans All the ghosties just wanna close their eyes and go! Let me go far away Somewhere with the world's best coffee

It's a sure thing to brighten up your day And in case you don't want coffee You can even get Earl Grey Just get on a train that's bound for Napanay And I'm gone, and I'm done No more running, no more lying Wish I was in Indiana every day Main Street, you're my new best friend Just like in the past I've sang Dreams come true

Yeah they do In App-A-Nay Where does it say you gotta pay full price though? You can save 10% when you're online Why should you only take what you're given? Why should you spend your whole life living? Drinking from other roasters, even at age 18 I can tell that their coffee is great

If your blend don't seem to suit ya You can always order more But I highly doubt that it won't be love at first sip Nap and eat my old friend I can't spend my whole life drinking From these subpar chains and plain old store-bought grounds I ain't dead in any hunger And I need to smell that fruit Gotta go, you know where

Let them laugh in my face, I don't care Save my place I'll be there Miller morning blends fantastic Not just some typical taste Cause I'm dead if I ain't got nothing. Time and you dog. Last note was rough, but you dog. That's a well-written, that's a well written. That's a fun jingle.

That is well written. Who was that? Maddie D? Shout out. Gotta be. No, Millie, Millie Chris Criswell, Criswell. Millie C? Millie Rock. Shout out. Millie Rock. Millie Criswell. Yeah. Good job, Millie. I like that name Millie. Had an old nant named Millie. Old nant. An old nant. That one of those old nant. Old nants. I got nants in my pants. Is it about to? I don't think yet. This is not... Right here?

LD Boy. Not yet. Boy. Not yet. There it goes. Yep. Maria, did you know Oh, sorry. That your baby boy

would produce for Ghost Runner Maria, did you know that your baby boy would be a videographer did you know that your baby boy would post AI reviews the Adobe process video. This has a cuss word in it. It got a million views. Did you know that your baby boy would shock Courtney when he ran?

Maria, did you know that your baby boy would be an equestrian? Did you know that your baby boy would love blueberry sauce? Sorry, say that weird. When he picks things for his schmorz drafts He does not get applause Come on! Maria did you know? Is this the bridge here? Yeah, let me let you know when the words come up

Little interlude here Maria did you know? T is on C T's in our ear And he will sing settlement His name is Greek And he will seek P-O-F-I-V-A-M We will seek PO at 5am Maria did you know

Em Maria did Maria did you know that your baby boy Yeah, yeah Had no real graduation. Maria, did you know that your baby boy has no history education? Did you know that your baby boy's Branson trip would be damp and this sleeping child you're holding is the great time man Oh Maria did you know that was beautiful

Thank you Maddie Deterly touching Maddie dearly the references are always impressive like just the yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah well written very well written always good singing yeah Tough track to sing to did you know as well? Yeah, you did great all right? This song I'm not gonna tell you what it's about or anything timing you ready. Yeah, I hope so during your part This is get as ridiculous as possible This is big because you guys I mean it's like after you make the the master after you make the Mona Lisa What are you painting next? You know? So mouse Elisa. Yeah, got to follow it up. Let me make sure volumes good got a little different genre this week It was New Year's Eve, what do you know dancing around doing the do-si-do?

New friend smile was bright said he did I said sounds right Tell you what I could use your skills few cavities that sure need filled told me he's still a dentist? I said sounds right. Tell you what, I could use your skills. Few cavities that sure need filled. He told me he's still in school. I said, great. Last week the day finally came. I won't ever be the same. A waiting room of the dental clinic had every crackhead and casey in it. For a sec thought that I was lost.

No big deal that I didn't floss. Heard my name in my ears. Said bye to the lady with the beard. Now it's time to get some work done. He said I'm gonna make you feel real numb. Big needle, whoa what's that? Don't you worry, just lean back. Give it to me one time and it still hurt. Give it to me two times and it still hurt. Three times, four times, do I hear five? Pretty sure I'm barely alive. Five times the anesthesia. Dear Jesus, I think I need ya. Whole mouth feels like it's dead.

When I tried to talk, here's what I said! I made that bite, then I bent and bent and bent. Then sock slip and then I did it to toothpaste. Then I turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and turned and I'm a dumb, dumb, dumb, we're gonna go in a new direction. Wanna beg, I wanna plead. This here means so much to me. He said, I'll give you one last try, but what can I say with the tongue so tied? Try to show him what I'm about.

Open my mouth, here's what came out. I'm a self-defeating man, I'm a player, I'm a damn without a base, I'm a delinquent, I'm a dealer, I'm a resident settlement, I'm a damn garbage collector, I can't resist self-defeating abuse, and I take a lot of y'all, I took the man to pay them back the dealer is in the settlement there I guess this is abuse and I take all the object takes it down that take Frank and I took in the land

Oh my goodness timing that That's a settlement That's a fun song because we could do it ten times and it would never sound the same. Oh timing that was so good That was so funny. I really didn't know If you were gonna yeah, that was great Brace for me. My name is time Horceroma paved the way Tried by me here near these silos Winnie, Brath, Stale, Oates and Hay All day, hey, I will choose you You will canter in the Schmorstraf So just stay strong and we'll win the Gallup poll

Yeah, if Jake and Brad laughing they doubt you I need to make sure you know That you Are the only scent I'll ever love I gotta smell ya, gotta smell ya Yeah You It's so dang true, you're the equine one I gotta smell ya, gotta smell ya, huff and puff to the bone

You're the only good on this here farm, this here farm, yeah You, it's so dang true, you're the equine one Equine one, the equine one Nay sayers, they gonna say nay But you the nay that I want Trick ponies, colts, mares, and broncos Odors that glow up my nose you say that i won't lose you but you can't predict the future cause i could contract covid

tomorrow yeah i'd be losing my keen sense of smell i need to make sure you know I need to make sure you know That you are the only scent I'll ever love I gotta smell ya, gotta smell ya Yeah You, it's so dang true you're the equine one I gotta smell ya, gotta smell ya You're so equestrian, you're the bestrian Equestrian, you're the bestrian Equestrian, Equestrian

Yeah, you It's so dang true, you're the Equine One You're the Equine One The Equine One It's so dang true, you're the Equine One You are the only sense I'll ever know You, it's all dang true, you're the Equine One. Put that back to the barn, you're the only good on this farm.

It's so dang true, you're the Equine One. I was like, do you have kids? And they go, grandkids. Did you hear that? Oh. And I mean, they seemed young. Yeah. And I couldn't tell if they were joking or serious.

But I didn't want to get into it. Oh, all right. Yeah. I bet a high schooler could do that job. That you did the job in high school. I'm glad the job in high school. I'm glad the video didn't load. That was a great little segment there.

All right. Let's, let's see if this is working now. Oh yeah. Yeah, that'd be fun. Just saw something happen this week. ["Ratatouille"] Last Friday night, just flickin' through the shows I saw a little guest, but Rachel, she don't know Kept it calm, kept it cool, I didn't cause a scene

Cause Ratatouille's in the kitchen lookin' right at me There's a mouse in the house and he's stayin' the night There's a mouse in the house, oh, this ain't right Movin' up, movin moving down, got me on my toes I'm scared to death, and I think he knows House and he's ready to eat There's a mouse in the house, not planning to leave There's a man in the house, standing tall and brave

With a plan in his hand and a wife to save Ooh mouse in that house, oh you're having a blast Enjoy tonight's meal, cause I hope it's your last Rachel's on the couch, and boy she's so oblivious You just went in the sink, but boy you're having a blast, enjoy tonight's meal cause I hope it's your last Rachel's on the couch and boy she's so oblivious You just went in the sink, boy you're so mysterious There he goes again, he's on another run Chocolate covered pretzels, always having fun Buttered sides, oatmeal pies, what a buffet

Get Rachel back to bed and out of my way A bucket and a plank, some peanut butter too A spin and axel waits for the guy to come through Up the ramp he's got a plane but I've got mine as well Ratatouille's gonna have a brand new place to dwell Oh mouse in the house, you met your match today I hope you like swimming cause there ain't no other way Next morning Rachel wakes up and gives me a shout

Cause there's a bucket in the kitchen with a mouse in it no doubt There's a mouse in the house and he's staying the night There's a mouse in the house oh this ain't the night There's a mouse in the house, oh this ain't right Moving up, moving down, got me on my toes Scared to death and I think he knows There's a mouse in the house and he's ready to eat There's a mouse in the house not planning to leave There's a man in the house standing tall and brave

With a plan in his hand and a wife to save Mission accomplished, the house is secure Rachel's still in shock but at least now she's sure There's a man in the house, thanks for listening closely Just another story from me to the ghosties Wow dude Let it roll, yeah, yeah, yeah Fun song, fun instrumental That is fun, that sounds like something else. It doesn't matter. Kind of like going down for real a little bit.

Loretta? But not, that's not, yeah, anyway. Wow, dude. All right, that's it. That's the best podcast moments of 2024. Thanks to everyone who put in the Facebook group what I should put in this. That really helped. And I think this turned out to be a great little recap. You guys are the best. Thanks for being so supportive. Never stop just posting in the

Facebook group and commenting. It's always so fun to see what you guys come up with. So yeah, thank you guys. We'll see you on Wednesday and in 2025. Goodbye. Goodbye!