Ghostrunners - 417 - Green Eyes

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Brad plays a new game called What's the Move, Jake had his first ever dermatology appointment and lives to tell the tale, and the episode ends with Timon and Jake in a trivia face off. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, hey, happy Wednesday. Right? Yep. I look around and I think, right? Right. Hey, Henry, my son is turning one year old, March 15th. Everyone mark your calendars. I feel like he's been alive for a while.

Right, I think it's the opposite. I was going to say, yeah, it's been that long since he was born. Yeah. That's cool. Maybe you're thinking of Rosie. She'll be three March 29th. Howdy's going to be eight March 21st. We've got a lot of March. I was thinking of Hattie, I think. You said Henry.

She just confused me. She's got to be more than one. I swear that she's memorizing a lot. Henry's so fun right now, he's mimicking me. He's starting to like, if I'm like, hey buddy, he'll be like, aba. All right. The other day we went to lunch after church,

a little bit of a gamble because he's already a little bit off his schedule, sleep deprived. It's chaos, there's four kids in a public place. And so I was like, I'm gonna go wash my hands, wash his hands in the bathroom. So I take him and I realized I gotta go to the bathroom while I'm there. And so I'm holding him while in the urinal, all right?

And I have kind of talked about like, I've had this like tendonitis weird thing. So I've been like, whatever, it's kind of a little bit sore. So I was in the journal, picture this with me. And I kind of like hike them back up on me. And I'm like, What kind of pants were you wearing? Church pants.

Like, are you able to like unbutton with one hand? Oh buddy, I can do a lot of things with one hand. All right, go on. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a bit. That wasn't a problem. Once you become a dad, you learn how to do everything with limited dexterity.

I'll have to practice this sometime. Yes, you'll figure it out. It's just natural. Like put two things in your one hand and then do something else over there. Hello, it's tough. It's tough, but you can do it. Anyway, while I'm getting ready to go, I kind of hike them back up and I just go,

Oh, you know, kind of like, like a little bit exaggerated. You kind of like trying to draw fouls in like in real life. I think you're kind of always doing that. Yeah, I am. I'm kind of like, whatever you're like throwing some heavy in the trash. Hey. Oh, come on. Call it. Call it, that's recycling. What, that's composable. For, yeah, all day long that's been recycling. Call it one time. You've been calling it all day.

Anyway, Jake, ever since Jake's gotten married, he plays with that ring. Oh, got it. Anyway. He's behind my ring. Oh, got it. Um, anyway, behind my ear, hike them up. Oh, and guess what? He liked it. He laughed. And so then, you know, I'm doing a few more, Oh, you know, like he's just giggling. Like we're having a good time. He's just had the, he's got the sweetest, cutest smile. He started to to scrunch up his nose. He's like, oh! And then I hear the faintest, and I'm like, crap. There's someone else in here.

They don't know I have a baby. Yeah, they definitely don't. They don't know I have a baby. They're just hearing me. They're passing a stone right now. They're just hearing me stand at this urinal. Oh! Uh-oh. Ooh, stay in this urinal. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- Every Monday morning we're taking round Bugs from the Spockes Bugs from the Spockes

Bugs from the Spockes That is brutal. I can't say I've ever been in that exact scenario, but I think I've been in the stall like that. We were like, what's he going through? It's like, it's like, don't come out at the same time as this guy. No. Like that guy went through some spiritual experience in there. Leave him be. Leave him be. Best just to let him finish. I had my first experience yesterday.

It was actually when we were texting about, uh, you know, some big ideas, trips, the link. Yeah. The link. Um, in the middle of that, I had my first experience with, what is the plan of fitness called? The LUNK, LUNK alarm or whatever? Yeah, LUNK, yeah, I think so. Either way, first experience with someone else

in the weight room being so boisterous and so annoying. I'm sure that's somewhat common in weight rooms. I just go to a rather uninhabited weight room. I don't think it's that common. Okay, well this is the first time a guy just fully, just whatever exercise he's doing. You know, just like excruciating noises. Like maybe do less weight or I don't know, shut up.

Whatever it takes stop. One or the other. Yeah. It was like really, really distracting. And I just let them be. I could be wrong, but it feels like that's not nearly as good for you as like controlling and having a lighter weight.

You're exerting even more having to make that noise. Cause it wasn't just breathing. It just feels like, it feels like your form's probably not as good as if you're doing the right amount of weight that like you can control and like, I don't know. That's a great point. Yeah, if you're having to like scream, you're not under control.

Like you see, like I've seen, I'm thinking of a specific time, somebody was doing like the rose, kind of like the whatever, like with that bar, whatever. And he was just, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, and I'm like, there's no way that's as good for you as like just learning how to do it right.

Like you're using every muscle in your body to get this yanked back. And I don't think that's how I think you're going to hurt yourself. Like it's like, yeah. And it was like clanking. Oh, it's like, dude, I will say the guy was 50 years old and pretty strong, like pretty fit guy. So I'm like, okay, maybe he's doing something right, but man, it just feels like you're gonna hurt yourself eventually.

I feel bad if I ever clank like two times in a row. Because sometimes you're doing a machine where you can't see the, like I'll do like machine flies. It's just like the clank is behind me. So I'm just kind of having to guess. And then I clank one time and I kind of look around. Sorry for clanking. I'm so sorry. And then by then I'm just kind of having to guess, and then I clank one time, and I kind of look around. Sorry for clanking. Sorry.

I'm so sorry, yeah. And then by then, I'm just doing this. I'm like, just to be safe, I'll just do this. I'll keep it in here, just to be safe. That's another classic, is like, some guy just throws up, you know, a ton of weight on the bench press or something. Spik, spik, spik, spik, spik. And just alligator-arming it.

And just like like barely moving. And I'm like, I don't think that's the right way to do it. Dude, I saw a clip the other day and it was this Paralympian. Careful. And it was like the bench press record. And this Paralympian happened to be like a little person. Okay.

And so it was like, it wasn't just me, every single comment. So it was like the world record for bench press of a little person, but like you didn't see their arms move. It was like they took the bench off for them and then it looked like she just kind of held it there. And then at some point they all knew when to applaud. I was like, I didn't see it.

I didn't know she had started yet. And all the comments were like, let me know when it moves. I've been watching this video for an hour. Really? Yeah. So life hack. Okay, yeah, maybe. an hour. Really? Yeah, so life hack. Okay, yeah, maybe. Life hack. Yeah.

Okay, good to know. It didn't look like I moved at all. It's like when you're about to start bench pressing, you kind of like adjust, like, all right, let me get it, and then she was done. Is it like deadlifting for bench press? It's just like you just have to hold there long enough. Yeah, maybe it's just like, yeah, it's an endurance test.

Shove it up there. Do you take inventory when you're at the gym of if people around you have headphones on or not? Because I do. I don't take that inventory. I take inventory of how much weight, like I go to a machine where there's only one exercise you could be doing on this.

Oh, I get to move it down. 100%. All right, I feel like when I, January 20th I was moving things up. 100%. Now we're moving things down. I don't care if it was an old woman in front of me I get to move it down. 100%. All right. I feel like when I January 20th, I was moving things up. 100%. Now we're moving things down. I don't care if it was an old woman in front of me. I'm moving it down.

It was well, it's like that guy is pretty fit. And let me throw rack some more weight on him. Yeah, it is fun. But no, you're, you're noticing their ears. I am specifically in the sauna. I'll say that like, because it's a quiet place. Yeah. And so it's like, how quiet do I need to be?

I'm scrolling my phone. Oh, a reel comes up on Instagram. Do I need to shut that baby off real quick or can I watch it? You know, because you don't have headphones in. I don't always. And so I need to be cognizant of that. OK. Or maybe it's like, oh, it's a it's a it's a spiritual reel.

Keep that bad boy on. Cranking up, see if Jackson's listening. Huh? Your New Testament, Old Testament, you know, whatever. Yeah. Is that kind of how you usually start those conversations? Use New Testament or Old Testament, man. If you knew Testament right now,

would you know where your Old Testament is? No? Let me tell you about it. That's such a specific joke. That's so good. Yeah, I think because I probably am, you like that? If you do a test run out, would you know if you're going to Old Testament? I am very inconsistent with my headphone usage because my AirPods are very inconsistent.

Spotty. I have, I got a, no, I was gonna say I have a lemon of an AirPods set, that's not true. I've put my air pods through the wringer. Okay, have they have gone through the wash a few times They've definitely been water damaged. And so sometimes they work. Sometimes they don't sometimes They're charged. Sometimes they get drained and so it's like I don't know Yeah today and so there's a play days where I'm going I'm lifting weights without anything in the years Yeah, so good for you Yeah, but they have good music on and stuff

Yeah, so shout out to glide for my like birthday back that he got me a way to charge my air pods in the car And I didn't use it that much then but now it's amazing I just keep my air pods in the car because I need them every day to go to the gym They're my air pods guy. I Am too and I think I like I might just buy some new ones them every day to go to the gym. I'm an AirPods guy. I am too. And I think I might just buy some new ones. I think it's a good enough investment as long as you don't. Whoa, you could afford AirPods.

Okay, Richie. Must be nice, Richie Rich. Must be nice. Must be nice. What are you getting next, a McDonald's in your house? Richie Rich. Put that on your list, Tom. I've been working out for six weeks now.

Yeah, congrats. Thank you. I would say the past two-ish weeks, we've thrown some bait out in the form of this. I walk around the house, you know, maybe do a little, taking laundry down, shirts off. Sight. Let's just see, let's just see if Rachel takes the bait.

See if she notices it, to see if she's taking any inventory. Uh huh. Two weeks ago, yeah, doing a couple chores, shirt off. Sight. No such feedback. Last week, I'm cleaning up around the house. I'm doing this and that, it's a little warm, you know? Cleaning up my room, shirt off.

Sleep. No such feedback. This was a couple weeks ago. And then last night. Yeah, baby. Finally. For the first time, she goes, whoa. All of a sudden, she goes, you're looking skinny.

Oh, she has no idea how much that meant to me. Sleep. So. Yeah. That was massive. I mean, words of afghai anyway. So that's already the best way to show some appreciation. But yeah, I'm at the world. So then.

Yes, dude. Then I'm like, I'm kind of goofing around. I'm like, oh, oh, right. I'm like flexing. I'm like, really, really? And she goes, it's not even funny. You just actually look good Yeah, yeah, she said anyway, I'm going to bed and I said I got push-ups to do I got more work to be done now I'm motivated. That's right. I can't fall asleep now. No way. Yeah. No now I'm fired up. Yeah, so that was awesome

That is so let that be a lesson husbands wife spouse if your spouse is going through anything So let that be a lesson, husband, wife, spouse. If your spouse is going through anything, compliment them on the journey. Feels good. I posted on my Instagram, like I reposted something else, which I don't do very often, but like maybe a couple months ago, but it was essentially along the lines of like the power of a affirming wife is like a superpower to men. Like there is nothing, like when you know your wife is behind you on something, it's just like, let's go. I'll do any, I will work twice as hard. I will spend twice as much energy, time, whatever, like to do it. If my wife is just complimentary

and respectful and like pushing me in the right direction. You know what I mean? Like if she, and, and, and yeah, Katherine is not perfect, but she's good at that. Like she can be like, keep going. Like you're doing great. I see what you're doing. I compliment it. I want to encourage you to keep doing it. Yes. It is, is a superpower. Like, yeah, I wrote it in my journal last night. Rachel complimented my body. Yes. Mint a ton. Yeah. That's awesome. That is great. I'm happy for you. That. Thanks. About 30 minutes after that, it was kind of funny timing. My dad texted me, because him and Steve Koop, they're still doing their little finish.

My dad said, hope you're working hard. I bumped my pushups and sit ups up to 140 a night. Dude. Hope I don't embarrass you on the beach, which that's something else I'll talk about. We got a little family vacation plan. But I said, funny enough, I said, for the first time since I started working out,

Rachel said I look skinny tonight, so I'm doing just fine. And my dad said, funny enough, I said, for the first time since I started working out, Rachel said I look skinny tonight, so I'm doing just fine. And my dad said, crap, I still look the exact same, maybe a little fatter and a little whiter. That's classic. Maybe go celebrate with Andes. No, Steve knows the way to like mess with you in your mind is to like, you know, downplay him a little bit.

And then I didn't text back to that. 15 minutes later, he texted me. All right, well, that motivated me a little bit. And then I didn't text back to that. 15 minutes later, he texted me. All right, well that motivated me a little bit. I just did another 60 pushups. Puts me at 200 for the night. Do you think he's doing- That's pretty impressive. Do you think he's doing little person pushups or you think he's not?

Oh, I need to see him. Alligator pushups? Either way, Steve, keep going, baby. Yeah, it's impressive, 100 pushups in a day. So anyway, yeah. So we're going to, my dad, you know, very, keep going, baby. Yeah, it's impressive. There are pushups in a day. So that's awesome. Yeah, so we're going to my dad, you know, very, very quietly. I've always talked about how I grew up thinking my dad was the dumbest guy in the world

because that's what he told me. And, you know, same goes with his career. Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing. I just call these people to order food. Well, he's like the top salesman in the world, maybe. It's hard to tell exactly, but he does all right. For sure, though. And so he's always winning these trips and these different things with his company.

And so they're giving him a free trip. Him and I, I almost said my wife, that would be my mom. Dude, I do that. So don't. That was my first mix up. Rachel's called me mom and dad a couple of times. That was my first almost slip there. I've also said my sister a few times.

Take that what you will, psychologists. I don't care. I don't think she's my sister, but. I know she's not. She's not, I promise I know. I would know the difference. If you held them up both at the same time, I would know the difference. Sister.

Quick. But he won a work trip to Amelia Island, Florida. It's like a little off the coast of Jacksonville. And I think they're putting them up for like three days in the Ritz-Carlton. And his idea was like, well, why don't we go the whole week and have the kids join us for the first half of the week? So we're going on our first like non-cruise family vacation,

maybe since I was in high school. And it feels good that we're like going to Florida. You know, it's like, this is what you do in the Midwest. This is as big as it gets. You go to the Florida beaches. So it is a big deal. Like Midwest people, like we're going to Florida. Go to Florida, you know.

It's a huge deal. So yeah, I have to bring sunscreen and yeah, yeah. Do an old thing. Congrats Steve. That's awesome. That's amazing. Yeah. Ritz Carlton.

That sounds awesome. Never been to one. Ritz or Carlton. Nor I. Carlton landing. Been there. Good point. I've eaten Ritz. Yes At Carlton landing or just no just a general but Burnham had a joke Why are the crackers staying at the Ritz only crackers did yeah. Yeah. Anyway, um, how to bet?

Yeah, I remember the first part that too doesn't matter. Good joke. Good funny guy hilarious guy, yeah Can I backtrack backtrack piggyback?. Yeah, can I backtrack? Backtrack, piggyback, whatever you want. Piggyback, backtrack, piggyback track. Yeah, you know an insult these days in Rachel's school is to call someone big back. Big back. That's it.

Just take it, use it. Yeah, it's like as mean as you can get. I know that term. You do know that term? Yeah, it's like a Gen Z thing. I thought it was just like third graders. No. Embarrassing.

What's it mean? You're massive. I feel like I don't know the origination of it, but I think it's just calling someone fat. Okay. Pretty sure. You match really well. I didn't notice you when you put this on.

Way to go forest. Thanks. My eyes are green too. Cool man. That's great. Anybody else want to talk about their eyes real quick? We all do. We all have our ears blue. Mine blue. Leonard green. Pretty. Hey, cool. So are mine. So give you time to talk about yours. What are your sister? I mean your wife's, ah!

Piggyback track, all I was gonna say was, I randomly watched the Chick-fil-A addict jean shorts video the other day, and you looked noticeably different. And I've never. That might have been at my big. But I never, I've never thought of you as anything like that, like never once am I like.

Really? Yeah. Wait, I mean, well surely. I mean, okay, sure. as anything like that. Like never once am I. Really? Wait, I mean, well, surely. I mean, but it was like, sure. It was like, oh, there's a noticeable difference between what Jake looks like now versus right. Like, that's cool. Yeah. You should. Is there anything you'd like me to watch of you?

That same video. OK, I do. I do look bigger, obviously, but that's not what I was looking. I was just I don't just, I don't know. I don't know why I watched it. Why was I watching that? That was awesome. I don't know, went down a rabbit hole of jean shorts. I watched a few of them.

You know what's funny about the video is I went into a Hooters and delivered a line of dialogue in the Hooters. We could have got that in post. I didn't have to say that in Hooters. No one even knows that I did that. But I said that in real time inside of a Hooters. I was like delivering jokes to the hostess. So embarrassing.

That was great. And I sprinted out of there, which was a real feeling at the time. That's fun. Thanks. Yeah. I'd pull this up and yikes. Right? You can't even see your eyes because there's so much skin like covering them.

You look like an English bulldog. Good beat back over there. Anyway. Anyway, I went to the dermatologist yesterday. First time ever. Okay, how'd it go? I'll tell you, I walked away from that being like, I have, I think I have the layout for a lot of standup comedy.

So it was a successful trip. Because I walked away being like, I think I have like, when it's time to do another new set, I know exactly how it's gonna go. Because basically, I was doing well. I was just crushing in there with the nurse and the doctor, you know, just the jokes were landing well, it was a great time.

Cause when I do go to things like this, I'm genuinely just a pretty curious guy. I'm asking like, what's that tool? Like what are you using to look at? And what are you even looking for? And what's, I don't know, just let them talk about it. And at a certain point, I think I like started to like apologize, like, sorry if I'm like bothering you

with questions, like I just don't know anything about this. My wife signed me up for this. I thought Melanoma was a cute girl's name. I don't know anything and they love that joke. Dermatology humor. And then just all the other jokes, it clicked with me. I was like, that would be my next set. I open it with, I'm a newlywed, we don't have kids yet,

so everything is a potential baby name, which is true. Rachel's got a list of so many, she works at elementary school. So you can imagine every kid she's ever met, it's on the list. You set that up at the beginning. And then as you go through, I think I could talk about the different things

that Rachel signed me up for. So like we got health insurance. So doctor's appointment, dermatology appointment, I could talk about doctor on, that'd be great. Like, you know what, I'm gonna sign me up for us. Like we got health insurance. So doctor's appointment, dermatology appointment. I can talk about doctor on, now it'd be great. Like, you know what? I'm going to sign myself up for something. And then we're in up going. And then at the end would be some joke,

the melanoma joke. And I say, and Rachel like put it on the list. Some sort of call back to what we said in the beginning. So that was great. I felt good. I was like, well, that was a good work session today. The tax deductible, if you use it for a standup set. Yep. Contractor. Yeah. They're contracted employees. One thing I was good. I was like, well, that was a good work session today. The tax deductible, if you use it for a standup set. Yep. Contractor. Yeah. They're contracted employees.

One thing I was expecting. So have you ever been to the dermatologist? Yeah. I didn't really know. I mean, I knew what it was. I knew it's skin. They're like looking at moles to see if anything like looks suspish. I was not expecting to get sliced that day. You got sliced. I just assumed this is like a follow-up appointment. Like, oh, I see. I just assumed this is like a follow-up appointment. Oh, I see. I've only gone for acne stuff, so I've never had mole stuff.

I'm decently mole-ish. Except that they call them lesions. Okay. Maybe there's a difference or maybe there's a difference. The medical version of it. She was like, you do have a lot of lesions. I was like, thank you. I'm American, so I have subscribed to the American Legion.

Yeah, I was gonna say, there's so many, Legion of Boom, whatever. But, so yeah, she was like, all right, we got two that I wanna take a look at. And so I'm like, great, take a look. And she's like, all right. And then next thing you know, she got a needle in her hands. It's like, so it's gonna sting and then it's gonna burn.

And I was like, oh, we're doing this. She's like, if that's cool. I said, light me up. Sting and burn. I'm like doing this, She's like, if that's cool, I said, light me up. Sting and burn. I'm like doing this, she's like, you don't need your arms raised. Like, oh, it's not a roller coaster ride? All right.

And so just right then and there, I mean, seconds after like, ah, this one looks suspicious. Boom, kneels in and it did sting and it did burn. They were right. So yeah, burns and then just got a little bandage. Yeah, so they just slice it off Yeah, I was gonna show it to you. It's kind of gross though So basically they just like they numb me and they just like slice the mole itself off your skin Really and then you got this little patch of where the mole used to be the patch underneath looks very odd

Looks like a is it like a yeah I've gotten one mole removed on my back and it like, it just, there's like a crater there kind of. Crater's a good word for it, like a flesh colored crater. Oh, maybe I can imagine. Yeah. Okay. Wow. So they just took it off and then,

I mean, it was almost like, I was like, oh, can I keep, can I put it under my pillow? I didn't say that. Pancake. A tiny little pancake. But then they go, they take this mole and they send it off to a pathologist. Okay.

And then that person looks at it and tells you. So this guy's got a room of moles. Yeah. Just a bunch of little dots. Yeah, what do you do afterwards, you freak? Yeah, use them for doll's eyes. Probably, when you like taxidermy fish, you use it as fish eyes or what?

Yeah, you repurpose them for taxidermy. I assume you have a fish eyes or what? You repurpose for taxidermy. I assume you have a second business. Yeah. And so it took one off the front and one off the back, the back, pretty good burn on the back. Not sure why it was so much worse. Did you tell them your redhead anesthesia? I thought about it.

All I asked is what do we got in here? And she was like, oh, this is, you know, words I didn't know, but they weren't anesthesia. So I was like, all right, I'm sure I'll be fine. It's why it was fine. Cause once they were slicing, I didn't feel anything. But the initial burn, whatever that is, you know, words I didn't know, but they weren't anesthesia. So I was like, all right, I'm sure I'll be fine. It's why it was fine. Cause once they were slicing, I didn't feel anything. But the initial burn, whatever that is, I think it was napalm.

They just throw that in there. And it was like, yeah, that is a good burn. That is a good burn. I wasn't able to talk through it, but it was like, that's a pretty good three seconds of like, yeah, I bet people freak out about this. Really bad, bad times. Yeah, I forgot what else.

Anyway, dermatologist was fun and hopefully we're all good. I got, we went back to back appointments. Oh, I know. Was she making them laugh like you were? Oh, I'm sure she was, yeah, murdering there. Yeah. But she had one, I had two, so. Okay. Pretty, pretty good lesions. Going all right. But she had one, I had two, so. Okay.

Pretty good lesions. Doing all right. We are a family of lesions. Yeah, there you go. What was that in Batman? Wasn't there something in Lesions? I don't know. Yeah.

Time's ice cream. Yeah, I was gonna say. Time's ice cream. But then next Tuesday, I'll update you guys, I've got a doctor's appointment. Please. First time since I was like a senior in high school to like go to like a primary care,

like a checkup, blood work, you know, like I'm excited. They need to make it easier to find a doctor like that. I'm sure it is relatively easy, but like I don't think it's common knowledge easy. Like in other countries, it's probably easier. It's like, where do I, what do I search? Like, yeah, general practice doctor, how do I choose them? Where do I, like, I don't know the process well enough.

And that's, and then you factor in insurance on top of that. Like, well, make sure they're in your network. Okay, so then is that something I do, I call? Do I email that? Do I text? These days, I'm sure you can look it up yourself. Where's that link? Do you know you can look it up yourself. Where's that link? Do you text 911? No, I just saw it recently. It was like PSA. Just so you know, like if you're

ever in a situation like you can text 911, I saw a bunch of like 911 operators commenting. They were like, if you can, though, like calling is way better because then we know your precise location. So if you're texting, you have to send the exact address, but it's going to take people a while to get there, but it's gonna take people a while to get there But it's better than nothing that the yeah, the 911 system is interesting to me. My aunt recently fell Inside of a hospital. Oh, wow. Yeah tough time She fell and like didn't she had stuff in her hand So she wasn't able to brace herself fell right on her face like sad like whatever

But because she was in the hospital, they were able to attend to her right away. But they said if she would have been in the park, even right outside the doors, they would have had to call 911. No way. I don't understand that. My mom just recently fell.

It was super icy. My dad was in the emergency room for getting his, what, something removed, pancreas or something like that? Yeah. And she was like on her way to like visit him or do something there. And she slipped on the ice in the parking lot and like fell on her elbow really hard. And she was like, it was like painful enough that she was like blacking out and kind of like, it was, it was a sad situation. But like, she was able to like,

she barely remembers even getting to like the, but there's like the help button somewhere outside that she's like Okay, push and then they got to the help button. Yeah, like put on a stretcher and like oh really? Yeah, holy cow, but so they helped her there. She was in the parking lot. So I don't know you got to get to the help But it's like a video game. Yes. Yeah game does an auto save until you get to the help button Yeah, this was it. There's a Latha med. I don't know where she was. Okay It was like st. Luke's or something It's one closer to our house.

Because they said that like other hospitals, even if you're inside and you fall, they would have to call 911 or something like, I think it's every hospitals got different protocols. Wow. I was just like that. That's that's crazy. Yeah. It's like this person is in clear pain and they're like, let me call some like, I don't know, maybe they're attending to them while calling nine or

I was a little too by the book. Like let's be humans. Right. Yeah. That's very like machiney. I feel like, like some, yeah, didn't, a human didn't come up with that, surely. It's kind of dumb. Yeah. Anyway.

I don't know how that, 911, texting 911. Yeah. PSA. That's, that's interesting. So the whole taken thing, she should have just texted him. Yeah, maybe. He's not 911. He's not 911. That was her dad.

Shucks. You're not my 911. I have some segments. Do you have any more dermatology? All good on Derm. Do we want to go? I have three different segments. Yeah, we have either, you guys choose,

Midwest versus everybody, what's the move, or trivia game. I wanna do trivia game by the end of the episode. I'll say. Okay, I'd like to do what's the move. Time and agrees. Yeah. Perfect. So pretty simple, but I just wanna know, there's been a few different times in

my life recently where I'm like, does everyone do this? Or is it just me that does this? Or like, what do you do in this situation? And what's the jingle for this segment? How does it go? Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. What's the move? What's the move?

What's the move? Hey! So we do that after every single time I ask a question. What's the move? What's the move? Hey! So we do that after every single time I ask a question. So, what's the move? The one that initially started this, inspired this whole segment, you order from the coffee shop and they get your order wrong. Let's say, I mean, it could be something simple. It could be what happened to me was I ordered hot.

No, I ordered ice and they gave me hot. Five, six, seven, six. But hold on. Five, six, seven, six. What's the move? What's the move? What's the move? It was the exact same ingredients,

but just they messed up the temperature. It was vanilla. Yeah, vanilla latte, I believe. If they got everything else right, I'd let it slide. Yeah. Hot versus cold, I could suck it up. Yeah. But you mess up hot versus cold

and you throw in the wrong syrup. Yeah. I might say something. Okay. And what if it were not for you? Cause that was my instance. Oh, I am more likely to say something if it's like Rachel's coffee.

Even though Rachel doesn't care at all. Right. I can say, Hey, I ordered your coffee. They just give me water. Right. You're like, Oh, well, that's okay. I probably needed it. Yeah.

I had an instance I got like a strawberry banana shake or something like that or smoothie. And I asked for whipped cream and it was like 60 cents extra. And they just, first of all, it took like seven minutes. This was like the bean in Spring Hill. Took like seven minutes to get it, which was like, there was barely anyone in there and there was no whipped cream.

And so I was like, hey, I got whipped cream. Yeah. So yeah, I felt good about that. I think that's OK to do. Good. For sure. Especially if you spend money on it. Yeah, an add on.

And yeah, it's all new ones. It's all like, there was not that many people there. If it's like, this is hectic, crazy. Yeah, they were not swamped at all. Yeah. Yeah. An add-on. And yeah, it's all new ones. It's all like, there was not that many people there. If it's like, this is hectic, crazy. Yeah. They were not swamped at all. Yeah. Hey guys, it's me, Brad. And I'm here with my co-host Jake to talk to you about our sponsor on today's pod, good ranchers.com. Don't know what good ranchers is? We're going to tell you. Jake, take it away. is we're gonna tell ya! Jake, take it away! Hi, I'm me two years ago. Life is just as good as it'll ever be, I guess. I buy my chicken from the store and boy I sure love how big and plumped up it is. I guess chickens these days are just getting bigger and bigger. What an idiot!

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It's a piece of cake. Learn more at td.com slash partial shares. TD, ready for you. Rachel and I piggyback, if I may. Please. After our dermatology appointment, we went real quick to, there was a Nectar just like down the street.

Rachel's on our lunch break. We're the only ones in there. And I think we must've had a cool vibe about us. We're like, hey, we need some Instagram content. Can we like take pictures of you guys? And so we did and Rachel and I were joking. We're like, yeah, so just go ahead and tag us. It's bondybowls.kc.

You can just tag us there. Yeah, we'll repost it. Thank you guys. Did you say that to them? No, no, no. Oh, that's funny. But they were nice girls. They were also high schoolers who were wondering,

how are they here? It wasn't even close. It was like, oh, they are first year high schoolers. Internship, we had that work, like you had half a day and you can go work. Work visa. Mm-hmm, kinda. Oh, were they foreign?

Yugoslavian, yep. Oh, okay. They were Yugoslavs. All right, Next one. You're at dinner with a friend at their house and they serve you food. Most of the food you like, one of the foods that you really don't like. My dad, for whatever reason, he's not a picky eater, except for he really does not like macaroni and cheese. Really?

Really doesn't like that. And there was one time we went to my brother-in-law's parents house for dinner. It was like, maybe they were engaged. Maybe they were just married, like my sister and brother-in-law. And so it's like, you know, they still relatively new people in our lives. And they're like, we have the best macaroni and cheese recipe. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. What's the move? What's the move? Now what's the move? What's the move? The move.

All right. And Taiman's eyes are green. Yeah, it's crazy. Just like his shirt and his hat. Wild. So here's what I think. In my 20s, I could have never said anything. I think in my 30s, I would try to find a way

to be self-deprecating, like, I know this is annoying, but this is the one food that I'm picky about. I'm so sorry. Do you have anything else that tastes terrible that I could eat that would make me feel better? Try to say a joke where, I'll tell you what I'd be nervous about is I'd be nervous about Rachel like not communicating it the way I would want to communicate like her being like, yeah, he ate eggs for some reason. I'm like, no, no, no, let me say it like with a joke. Let me preface it funnier.

I would be worried about her beating me to the punch. Like, yeah, he's weird. He doesn't like eggs for some reason. Yeah. I don't know. Messed up. Yeah. You got to sucracute it a little bit. There it is. As one says. Did you say?

Sucracut. Sucracut? Yeah, cause I didn't know. No, he said sucracut. I said super cut. Oh, okay. I couldn't remember. I was gonna say sucracote.

Sucracute. Sucracut. Sucracut. Cause Rachel will suppose is, I think she knows she's being funny and knows how miserable this makes me. But like when we're with her parents, she'll like say something to them and I don't even like express anything to them. But she should be like, hey, can anyone can you guys not use a bathroom for a little bit? I think Jake's got to go. I'm like, I didn't even

even say that. That's great. That's not even true. Hey, FYI, guys, I would not go in there for a while. Jake hasn't gone yet that. That's great. That's not even true. Hey, FYI guys, I would not go in there for a while. Jake hasn't gone yet, but just trust me. I think he needs to go. He's getting a little nervous, but he's raring up for it. It's like, it's like the classic, like at a friend's house, they're like, do you want food? You're like, I mean, I could eat something.

Mom! Yeah. Time is starving. Yeah. It's like, I didn't say that. Do you have a blanket? He needs food right now. Yeah, I'll take a blanket.

Hey, can we turn down the thermostat? He's freaking out. He's freezing right now. He's so cold. Come on. Anyway, those are my thoughts. Okay. Yeah. What do you do?

I think I would probably, I don't know, man. I think I would just- To clarify, you said they have it made, like they're like, we prepared this great mac and cheese. Or were they like- It's done. I see.

Okay, then I would just eat it. I think I would, I think I would eat it. And I would lie through my teeth about how good it is. Yeah. But you would, but I would, but if they asked for like, you want some more? I would say, no, I'm full. Or I would, I would maybe even pull this card and be like, I'm trying to be healthy. Oh, that's good. That's good.

Because nothing I could think of that would be disgusting to me. Well, I don't know. Then again, I really don't't like like olives are like one of the only things I like. No, thank you. I don't like olives I feel like olives are pretty you can't pull the healthy card as well You know olives are like have antioxidants probably right? Well, I'm all set on I have too many antioxidants I'm trying to re-oxidate plenty of blueberries in my diet I'll show you later, you know the bad drink bubblers. Yeah, Right. I don't think I would lay it on thick. How good it was. I would just be like, I would just be like, thank you for making like this. I

wouldn't be like, oh, this is even, this is the best magnitude I've had. Please. I would try to be careful that they're not going to be like, well, this is time. It's favorite. We've got to make next time. Yeah. I'm also not a, like force people to eat more kind of guy. Like if I'm hosting people, like you guys want more, like we have more don't be, you know, but I wouldn't be like, eat it. Like Justin Kershaw, like, I want to see your reaction when you eat that bar. Yeah, eat the so strong bar in front of me.

Let me watch. Watch his eyebrows. All right, next one. I will say I did eat the hot dog. People are going to reference that. What about the hot dog? That's because it wasn't a side dish. It was the main course. I had to. Yeah, okay. So? That's cause it wasn't a side dish. It was the main course.

Okay. I had to. Yeah. Okay. So there's a difference between main course and side dish. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Okay. Next one. You accidentally like a stranger's or an ex's photo

from like five years ago. Like you're scrolling through, you were like, oh, I'm gonna zoom in on that. Oh crap. Light. Some of the, but what's the move? Oh, what's the move? I'm gonna zoom in on that. Oh crap, light. What's the move? Oh, oh! What's the move?

What's the move now? What's the move? Ba dum bum. You unlike it. Does it not still notify? Of course it does. But they would have been on Instagram or Facebook that very second. I don't I don't believe that

Let's test it's very much I would scroll deep on Mitch. Yeah. Yeah, I would guess it just the notification stays there You just go there and they hadn't liked it anymore. I think I'm liking it. I'm liking it I think it goes to show you do think it goes away. Let's test Like something on my personal Instagram timing. All right, I'm getting there here, but don't unlike it yet. Okay, treat me like you used to treat You know Let's see here so L so you were going into L. Triplet Jake. L or no L. On the like.

All right, you liked? Yeah. All right, we're gonna refresh. Time an inch, liked your post. Okay. It's an old post that shows up at the top. All right, now I want you to unlike it. All right, done.

Mona truth. Or maybe you should do a new one. Okay, it went away. It went away. Go like one and then unlike the same one or like a different post, I mean. Wait, do what? Sorry, go to a different post and do it.

Okay. Like and then unlike. All right, like, and just quick? Sure. All right. Before Jake. Oh, accident, ah, unlike. Oh, you liked and unlike before,

and now I need to refresh. I see what we're testing. Nothing. Nothing. Okay. This is actually great news. Because I do this all the time. Man.

I'm just kidding. Yeah. Every night. That's actually cool to know. Huh. I think that that got any more brain busters. Yeah, that one feels like I don't ever look and see who likes anything. Like liking these days seems obsolete to me personally. Like if you see some... We're

spoken for fellows though. Yeah, maybe that's part of it. Maybe it's just like, it feels like Gen Z kind of like almost made a mockery of likes. I watched some of those youth group kids back in the day scroll Instagram and like every single post that they're scrolling through to the point where it's like, oh, they don't they don't care at all about these things They're not even looking at them. It's like this very I don't know like almost like a mannerism to them I would argue probably the younger the you are the more stock you put in Digital gratification, like likes. That's fair. Especially like a story like,

I think that's when you're like. A story like, yeah, is a kiss on the mouth. Really? As they say. Um. As the big backs say. And I'm, I'm just paraphrasing. As the green eyes out there say,

people with green eyes, uh. It's a kiss on the mouth. No, I think I agree with you that a lot of people my age would just like anything like just, yeah. I just as I'm scrolling, they're like, I think the addition of on reels where you can see what you like, your friends have liked has made people more careful. I think. Yeah. But I don't think I've ever been quite the type to be like every single post. I think if it's a friend, I'll just like it automatically, but not just everything in my feed. Do you then go back to your posts or your reels or

whatever and see who likes it? Cause that's the point that I'm like, I see, I never look at who likes my stuff. Okay. I might see, I think I take interest in the notification. Like, Oh, this person liked, I'll notice that. I don't know if I too often would just go through and look through who liked it. I don't think. All right. Um, okay. Another one that happened to me at church the other day, you wave at someone and they don't wave back. You realize you mistook them, mistaken them, mistook them for someone you thought you knew.

What's, what's, what's, what's the move? What's, what's, what's, what's the move? What's, what's, what's, what's the move? What's what's what's what's what's what's what's the move move. Thank you, VeggieTales. Great performance. Yeah, Will Severn's sister goes to our church and I was getting off the shuttle, the bus, and I was like, beautiful morning, huh? Or something like that. And she goes, yeah, totally. And I was like, and then I realized like, oh crap,

she doesn't know who I am. So it wasn't exactly that, but I was like, that is not the woman I thought it was. That's not Will Severn's sister. That is not her family. That's a whole different family. So what's the move? So what's the move if you like wave to somebody

and they straight up don't wave? How do you respond to that? I think in this instance, if while they're, when you said beautiful weather and as they're responding, you say, all right. Yeah. All right, that's good. Your Hawaiian bro's order will be ready in a couple minutes. That's all good if they're talking about the weather.

If you wave, I don't know. Yeah, it depends on the person. If they were like younger-ish and fun-ish, I think I'd be like, ah, you're someone else. Whoopsie daisy. But if they're like an older guy, I may be more intimidated. You just about face the other way.

You take your hand down, you keep it up for a while, and just kind of. You have to pretend you're doing something. Yeah, yeah, you gotta like throw it out on waltz all of a sudden. About face. Yeah, I don't know, you gotta turn it into something. You gotta hail a cab.

You gotta call a taxi really quick. Okay. Go on a cab. Next to Baptist Park in my. Taxi! Taxi! Hey! Going up, going to Long Island. Yeah, yeah, going to Coney.

Going to Coney Island for the rollercoaster with the kids. Yeah, last guy dropped me off here. I don't know. Trying to get a ride. Okay, last one. I have plenty more. We'll do another time. This feels like a fun segment to go back for more later.

You're at the store, grocery store. You couldn't find a specific thing and you go to check out the cashier asks. Find everything okay? Find everything okay? Bum, bum, ba, bim, da, bum, bum, bum. What's, what's the move? Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

What's, what's the move? Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. What's, what's the move? Hey, seriously, what's the move? Guys, guys, come on, what's the move? Hey, seriously, what's the move? Guys, guys, come on, what's the move? Well, that's fun. Um, I think I've been in this situation like recently. Have you ever said, you know what, actually, I couldn't find that organic cane sugar. So I just got regular.

I think it's crossed my mind and then been like, well, they're not gonna know. That's what I think. Yeah, there's times where it's like, I actually wasn't sure if I should get red onions or yellow onions or white sweet on whatever. So I don't know. I'm not gonna talk to you about all that.

No. Yeah, I'm a big fan of asking, like as soon as I get to the store and like, yeah, I could find where the chopped Brussels sprouts are that Rachel asked me to get eventually, but I'm not too proud, just like as soon as I see someone, hey, I clap out, hey, chopped Brussels sprouts, come on, hey, come on, hey, here we go.

I get real snippy with them. Really? No. You like just yell at with them. Really? No. You like just yell at them a little bit? Really? You do. You do, yeah. No, but I'll ask as soon as I get in there.

I haven't even tried looking. Hey, I'm looking for this and this. Yeah. And then they tell you, great. I have 13, I have seven. Yeah, it's nice. But once I have my things, I have my things. I'm not going to go back.

I am. Everything OK? No. Wow. I'm so the opposite. It am. Everything okay? No. Wow. I'm so the opposite. It's like a game for me. Yeah. And eventually I'll, sometimes I lose the game,

but that's okay. And then do you eventually ask a worker or you just say, Hey, they just didn't have it. I usually ask Catherine. I'll usually call her and be like, I can't find this thing. Where do I find it? But that's a fun.

That could be a bit for you someday. Like the game of like, I will not ask an employee where the red onions are. I game a file, a lot of things in my life. Yeah. Like it game of like, I will not ask an employee where the red onions are. I gamify a lot of things in my life. Yeah. Like it's just like, I don't know, let's see if I can do this in this much time. Yeah.

Like whatever. Sometimes it's like, I should probably not gamify this right now. Yeah. But here I am picking up cardboard on the street. See about how many I can get with one bundle. Trojan. Okay, that's been What's the Move.

Thank you. Let's do one more. Five, six, five, so silent up. What's the move? What, what's the move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move. Mew. It's turned off.

He turned off the move. Good sound effect. Segment ended. It got severed. Yeah, that's right. I went to a wedding this past weekend straight from airport to wedding. Got changed in the parking garage. Nice. Yeah, I felt good. Security cameras had a heyday with that one. Oh, I didn't think about the cameras. I was looking out for people. Sure. Yeah. But oh, well it was cold. So I went quick. Milk check was looking at milk check.

Well, it was cold, so I went quick. Milk check was looking at you. Milk check. But yeah, I went straight from airport to wedding and really just made takeaway. A guy stopped me at the wedding and was like, hey, I'm a Ghostbusters fan. I was like, oh dude, what's up? He goes, you actually talked about my comment last week.

I'm like, what? Last week? He said, I was the one who said, whenever I need an excuse to not hang out with a girl, I say, I just made a sandwich. It was that guy. Really? Yeah, yeah, I met him and he was great. And I would have liked to talk to him more.

Every wedding I go to is louder than the wedding I went to before it. And I don't think it's them, I think it's me. It's the lesions. It could be the liege. Lesions help you hear. You got those lopped off. So yeah, I'm just getting older.

They seem louder and louder every when I go. Is that true or do you think you're just trying to value conversation more than you used to value the dance floor? It could be that too. Yeah, maybe it's less of my ears aging. It's just like, I wanna have a good talk. I got to see Scott Kempin,

haven't seen him since Canna Cuck. Kempin, big Kempin. But man, we caught up the entire time Sweet Caroline was being played. And this guy came into, this was his first song of the night. I kinda liked how they did it. So it was like, we're gonna do like a couple songs

and then we're gonna eat just to kind of get the party started. But this guy came into the crowd wireless, for the first song of the night. I was like, this guy is gonna have a shirt off. I mean, he's gotta be performing if he's starting off this hot. So. There was a live band?

Live band, yeah. Wireless Mike came into the audience to sing the first song of the night. Sweet Caroline? Yeah. The first one? Okay. Had to, unfortunately, had to catch up

during that and the next song. It's just so loud. Yeah, that's tough, dude. It is fun. I will say, I think about the weddings I went to as a younger adult, I don't remember a single conversation I had. I was just there to dance, baby.

But I remember dancing the night away. Truly, like ones that were like reunion, like, oh yeah, that one we went all the way to Orlando to see our camp friends and all that. It's like, no, I don't remember a conversation, but I remember the dance floor with Greg Hudeberg. I remember like booing the slow song. We want, we're here to dance.

I don't care about the cake. No, cake, who cares? Yeah. Let's eat it. That's, yeah, I hear you. I don't even go to weddings that have music anymore. I've been kind of, I'll RSVP maybe, depending on if there's music there.

Yeah, I say you guys do a DJ, band, or no music. They never say no music. They never say it anymore. So I just don't go. Yeah, so that's okay. I saw, I'm gonna pull this up real quick. On our Facebook, somebody posted about the salty iguana thing, Beth Roe,

kind of talked about it. But then also, let me find it real quick. It was Hannah, I think her name's Hannah, sorry. Emily Burke, sorry. She said, a salty iguana made me chuckle and think about the current trend to name your restaurant something unusual that may or may not actually be appetizing. Oh said, a salty iguana made me chuckle and think about the current trend to name your restaurant something unusual that may or may not

actually be appetizing. Oh yes, I love this post. She said, Charleston, South Carolina, where I live is a foodie city full of trendy restaurants with unusual names. Most often I see an adjective unrelated to food with an animal or food name after it, sometimes facial hairs involved.

Here's my list of top unappetizing restaurant names in Charleston. So then she posts, the grumpy goat, the vicious biscuit, the frothy beard. That one's gross. My father's mustache, the tattooed mousse, the glass onion, the obstinate daughter. That is a name for a restaurant?

The obstinate daughter. The odd duck market. She said they don't even sell duck. So a lot of these actually have incredible food. And then there's all these different comments below it. Yeah, Time and Glass Onion is a great movie, but I never considered it for a restaurant name. Nice.

Thanks. Letterbox. But somebody said, let's see, some coffee shops in town, muddy waters, idle hands, bad bunnies. That one's Scott's favorite. Idle hands. Idle hands. And then Angela Birdwell, we ate barbecue at Pugans in Charleston.

And then she said she picked the item called the meat sweats. So like, it's just funny to think about all these different, like, I mean, that's in one town that they have all those names. Yeah, that is crazy. And those are the ones that she knows about. Maybe there's other restaurants out there that people don't know yet. Like, this is the opposite of Sioux falls. Cause I actually really enjoyed when I was there, the simplicity of their restaurants. Like they had a place called Mr. Donuts. Okay.

I said, I like that. Yeah. No, I don't know his real name. I just missed, he's just a guy who sells donuts. They had another one called Burger Time. Burger Time. I loved Burger Time. It was so simple. The marquee board really said one word. Guess what it is?

Burger. Fish. That part threw me off a little bit, but otherwise I liked, true story. I did like just Burger Time. Burger Time, Mr. Donuts, and they had one place called Sports Center where they sold sporting goods.

Cool. I said, this is the Sports Center. Yeah. It's great. It's the opposite of the frothy beard and the obstinate daughter. My father's mustache. Just a mad lib.

It's like you're playing on hard mode. It's like, hey, let's make a restaurant with incredible food but let's also name it something that people aren't gonna naturally be inclined to go to. Yeah, or they're gonna have trouble remembering. It's not in an attempt to stand out. It actually fits in with all the other quirky names. True. Yeah. It feels like maybe back, you know, before it was just like the person's last name, O'Malley's, Cooper's, you know, Newton's. I don't know why Newton gave him mine, but, uh, and now it's like, okay, we got to go the other way with

this. Crikey adjective, funny noun. Yeah. The frothy beard, my father's like, okay, we got to go the other way with this work. The adjective funny now. Yeah. The frothy beard, my father's mustache, the obstinate daughter. These are like generally funny. Like if we were trying to come up with a bit like let's do like crazy restaurant names like my father's mustache. The tattoo. So ridiculous. The grumpy guy.

Yeah. I mean, it's a gene shorts video waiting to be kind of thing. But Charleston great town though. Catherine, like she talks about it all the time. Like my, her favorite trip she's ever gone on for food was Charleston. It was the best food I've ever had. Best food.

That is fun. And if you had to name one right now, a Charleston restaurant. Name one? Yeah, if you had to name one to fit in with all those other ones, what would it be called? The taxidermy daughter, the taxidermy lesion. Yeah.

I'd say the severed toe severed severed severed is big right now. It sounds like a speakeasy. You guys go in the severed toe later. Ever till you knock three times. They have discounts on wells on Thursdays. I would call mine abstinence tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yeah, it's gonna be provocative. Yeah, no. Ladies night, abstinence tomorrow. AT. Going to AT tonight and tomorrow. Yeah, let's see. Quirky, quirky adjective would be the word quirky.

And then random. Quirky roommates. Quirky Ibex, I think that's an animal. That sounds like when you're in a Google Doc, but you haven't signed in yet. That's like what your name is. They're always doing that. Like Pete Crainow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quirky Ibex. Quirky Ibe name is. They're always doing that. Like Peacrino. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Quirky Ibex. Quirky Ibex. Yeah. That's so true. It's like some animal you don't really know. It's your animal. Yeah. Black and white meerkat. Something you might appreciate it. This really was, this felt to me like a big Steve Coop move, but this was done by Ted Cunningham, who I talked about on Monday's episode. Apparently the last five years or so, he's taken it upon himself that every year on his birthday,

he has a, he calls them birthday declarations. Kind of sounds like a Seinfeld thing almost, where he's just like, just so you guys know, this is like the new me. And it's a declaration. So I asked him, I was like, give me some of your recent ones. So the ones he could remember

the first one was No more kale. He just announced his family and his wife over stop making me kale. Okay. I'm not doing kale anymore No more kale then the next year was no more zucchini And I think his wife was like, all right, they can't just no more greens. Yeah, you can't just slowly cut out time his eyes Get his cut out time. It's eyes. Yeah. Get his cut out vegetables one by one. Um, and so then two years ago he said, all right, instead of not doing something I'm in on black hoodies.

Okay. He said, that's like all I'm going to, as much as I can, I'm going to wear black hoodies this year. And as he was telling me this, he was at a black hoodie. Very good. Yeah. The guy likes black hoodies. Yeah. And then this year he declared that he's no longer tying his shoes. And so he requested, if you're going to get me shoes, I want the on clouds that have like elastic

shoelaces in them. He's like, you know, I'm 46 now. I'm no longer tying my shoe anymore. I was like, that's awesome. I feel like more people will appreciate that. So I wanted to tell people on the podcast. Yeah. Don't be afraid. Yeah. Have your own birthday declaration. Guys, it's been a good run.

I'm not doing dinner until 10 PM at someone's house anymore. I'm getting home in a good hour. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. No more, yeah. No more, what would you say? I'm not playing Catan with people who trade at the end anymore.

It's my declaration this year. Right, no more trading after seven points. Yep. Yes. No more, no more wicked musicals. You know, like, get those out of here. I'm not gonna pretend like I like those anymore. No more singing.

No more music at weddings. That's my declaration. We've been there, done that. I like the idea of declarations. Let's come up, let's maybe do a smores of declarations sometime. Smores of declarations, yeah. That you would make.

That's fun. Yeah, if I remember, I'll try to do a birthday decoration too. When the time comes. One more response to ghosties and then I do want to try to do some trivia. Let's do it, come on, Brad. But quick response to ghosties. I want to talk about this. It got some back and forth on the old Facebook. Madison McCalla. Oh yeah. Help settle debate. I've been having with my husband. We have a contractor at our house finishing up some construction projects every

day after his lunch breaks to use our bathroom. I personally don't think outside workers should be using our bathroom. It feels weird and also a little intrusive uses our bathroom. I personally don't think outside workers should be using our bathroom It feels weird and also a little intrusive of our space My husband says it's perfectly normal and fine. We live between two gas stations both within two blocks of our house So I'm not sure why he couldn't just stop there first and then she put out a poll team Let him urinate team. Let him go at a gas station Let him urinate one 76 to 24 percent Let him urinate 176 to 24%. And there were some comments, there were some pretty strong,

like, I can't believe this. Why would you not let him go? I'm here to just go ahead and defend Madison and say, I get it. OK. I think there's some, there's some like wiggle, there's some gray area. Don't say wiggle. There's some, there's some like, yeah, there's some dribble room.

I think number one is fine. That's kind of where I landed on this as well. But number two. It's tough to have that conversation though. Exactly. With the contractor. Exactly. All right, here are the ground rules.

We had these guys put in cabinets for us in our kitchen a long time ago and I remember one of them, they're like, where's your bathroom? And I was like, oh, it's right there. Took a while. I know exactly what he did in there. And it was disgusting. It was disgusting.

And I was like really bothered that he did that. But then again, it's like, hey, nature calls, whatever. You can't just be like, let me go to the gas station. But like, all I'm saying is like, some people were just like so black and white about it. I'm just saying Madison I want I want you to know I get it. I I hear you and I Feel you Yeah, I read that and I thought oh that is tricky

What do you do about that? And then when I saw the poll and it said the word urinate, that's what decided for me. I was like, oh, urinate, yeah, that's annoying to have to go to a gas station just to pee. But then, like we were saying, then do you have to have the conversation? You hold up a $1 bill and you say, you're doing this, you're good in here.

You hold up a $2 bill and you say, you go down the road for that. That's a little more rare. This one's a little more rare, yeah. Yeah, dude, I don't know. It's just like, like, Timon, you had a little more rare. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I don't know. It's just like, like time and you had a bunch of renovations at your guys' house. Yeah.

I don't think it was ever a question. Like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like you got gas stations pretty far away from you. Yeah. That's also, yeah. There's not like a other option necessarily.

I think also is like, I think a lot of people would just try not to have to like go number two in your house as well. Like, yeah, they don't want to do it either. Probably. Yeah. Or just like, yeah, I think the average person is like, I don't want to stick up someone else's bathroom. But I also, it was my house. I don't think that I, I think I'd just be like, do whatever. Like it's okay. I think also it just, but I've never had a house before of my own. I just, I just want to validate Madison is all I'm trying to say. Because it's like, it depends on the person. Some people it's just like for whatever reason,

that grosses me out that you just did that. The other people it's like, I've had friends do construction projects in my house. It's like, yeah, of course. Yeah. I don't know. There's just something. How do they carry themselves?

Yeah. It's like they just came in, they just got back from lunch from Taco Bell. It's like, I don't love it. Baja blasted. I think in a perfect world, you know, maybe we've all got these things like I've got this one, this one fork that's kind of grosser.

I've got this one shirt that's my bonfire shirt. In a perfect world, you have one bathroom that's kind of like, all right, we fixed up these three. This one's kind of in our unfinished base. It's in the mud room. It's in the mud room. You just use the sink in the mud room. Make your own mud.

No, but you've got like a bathroom you don't care about. And then it's nice. You send them there. You banish them to that bathroom. Yeah. That's how, ideally how you do it. Ideally, yeah. Yeah.

So anyway, I'm not saying one answer or the other. I think if I were voting, I think maybe just to be a contrarian, I would have voted for gas station. But you were not voting. I did not vote. Yeah. I was. I try to I try to stay away from the schmores voting, you know, and just like, hey, I don't want to sway that the cars. Oh, I swear. I swear. I used to sway. I don't. I've stayed away.

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Guess on the first try spoiler alert MaceRoasters.com Okay, um trivia time Yeah, this I I took a lot of the questions that we didn't use last week from Chick-fil-A and made a document with them as well as a lot of other stuff. And I made up a game in my head and it's really fluid of like how this trivia game works. Okay. So just know that ahead of time. It's fluid.

It's fluid. I should have had way more. I haven't prepared all the way yet. So just know that this is not the final iteration of the time. All right, it's fluid, it's fluid. I should have had way more, I haven't prepared all the way yet. So just know that this is not the final iteration of the trivia. All right, phase one of trivia game. But the game, the trivia game is called, and Tyman I'm gonna need your-

Yeah, do the jingle. Greatest Showman. No, no, no, not yet. It's called, the game is called Never Enough. Do you know that? Yeah. So just go ahead and just just the never enough part. Never enough.

Yep. Trivia. Just one line. Trivia. And so the idea is that you're never out until the game is completely over. Great. Never enough.

Okay. You're gonna accumulate never enough. Never enough. Never, never. I really should, I am not as prepared as I should oh, I have a pen So the first part it's gonna be Jake versus time. Yes perfect But listen my strike no no I had you in mind

Okay in these questions and okay because because initially I was like okay We could do our friends and we can do sports trivia, and I was like well times. I'm gonna know me this for sure So the first part let me see if I can find a pin. If you guys have one handy, that'd be great too. First part's just gonna be two minutes on the clock. Got a pen for you. Thank you. Two minutes on the clock.

Sorry, I should've waited till you were looking, that's on me. That's a big sports guy. Got one! Two minutes on the clock. I'm going to basically read these questions as fast as I can, more or less. So it's both of you together.

Do I need to create a note on my phone? I got it, that's what the pen's for. That's what the pen's for. So you're gonna answer, I'm gonna ask a question. You're going to, I'm gonna give you probably a second or less to answer it. If you don't answer, I'm going to go to the next one. And you no longer have an opportunity to answer that question.

Okay, okay. Rapid fire. Okay. And timing and like if one of you says it, the other person doesn't also get it. Okay. Okay. I understand.

And that's the first part of the game. Will you give me a timer timing? Sure. Timer timing? Yeah. That ends on two minutes. Like a timer that we can hear or just like he's keeping track

On his own just that he can that we can hear yeah, yeah, can we can you do that? Yes, I have a little Two minutes you're gonna do it on your phone. Yeah. Oh, sorry. No I didn't yeah Do I count down is how you're saying? Yeah, okay cool So I have quite a few questions on here I I truly do think they're kind of all over the place. Okay. So yeah, these are the quick hitter. This is the quick hitter section of the trivia game.

And you're never out of it, because never enough. Yep. We have three sections to the game. Quick hitters, who's closer, and never enough. Oh, okay, okay. Never enough, but quick hitters is. Very fun, very fun, very fun. There's no counting down that I can see.

You'll hear it at the end, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. That's fine. Cool, cool, cool. We don't need to know how much time's on the clock. Just know that two minutes is up and then we'll know when it's up. Cool.

All right, two minutes are on the clock. It's gonna be, this would be nice to have a third third like a proctor for me, but it's fine. I'll be fine ready Go go which element has the chemical symbol? Oh Oxygen what is the main ingredient in traditional hummus? Um who wrote to kill a mockingbird? Which civilization built Machu Picchu? What is the largest organ in the human body? It's skin. In which Olympic sport would you perform a vault?

Gymnastics. What is the currency of Japan? Yen, that's China. Which author wrote the Lord of the Rings trilogy? JR Tolkien. I'll give that one time. What is the capital of Canada? Which planet is known as the red planet Mars? What color is a tennis ball? Typically yellow is yellowish, bright yellow green neon. What is the hardest natural material on earth? Diamonds. What 1997 film features Leonardo

DiCaprio singing Titanic crap. What Italian dessert translates to pick me up? Tier one. What is the official, gosh, you're getting killed, Diamond. I know, I know. What is the official language of Brazil? Brazilian. What vegetable is used to make guacamole? Avocados. Who was the first president of the United States? Georgia, Washington.

Okay. What sport would you typically perform? A slam dunk. Basketball. Well, who was the queen of Egypt? Who was the queen of Egypt? Who was the potra? Yeah. Uh, which actor played Tony Stark in iron man? And the RDJ Robert Down Jr. Okay. Uh, you're coming back. What type of

animal is a Komodo dragon? Uh, what is the name of the, of Harry Potter's owl? Who, what is the name of the fictional detective created by Arthur Conan Doyle and Alison wonderland, what animal is always late? Rabbit. Rabbit. Which boy band released a hit song, Bye Bye Bye, in 2000? One Direction. No, it's not One Direction.

Jake, coming back. What is the longest river in the world? Nile. Who wrote Romeo and Juliet? I don't know. Which US state is known as the Sunshine State? Kansas. Florida. How many players are on a standard soccer State? Kansas. Cal...Fort...Florida.

How many players are on a standard soccer team? Eleven. On the field. Which country has won the most FIFA World Cup tournaments? Brazil. Which... That's our timer. Wow! Okay.

I got destroyed. No you didn't. I don't know. I think it's really close. Well Jake, I feel like you kind of held off there until you... Well, you know. Did you Jake? Robert Downey Jr. RDJ.

Jake, according to my calculations, got 13 points. Time, and according to my calculations, got 11 points. Good game. So quick hitters, if you guys didn't know, every point is worth five points. So Jake got 13. So I could have won. 13 times five is 65.

Timing got 11, so he has 55 points. Bank those points, boys, bank those points. I'd like to bank. Okay. So next is the section called who's closer. Okay? So there'll be different iterations, deviations if you will, okay?

And you will, I'm making this up on the spot. I like it. You will, you can making this up on the spot. You will, you can use your points to be multipliers for how many points it's worth. Got it. So. What? I don't really understand.

We'll figure it out. I don't know. So right now time has 55, Jake has 65. You will, I will say. Hey. Hey. I'll ask the question. You guys have to, I'll give you a very vague

category for each thing. You will then, um, wager up points, up to 10, 10 times multiplier. Every, every question is worth 10. Fun. Okay. So if you wager five, you could get a five times multiplier of 10, which would be 50. Okay? Okay. You'll get there, baby. I'll get there. I'll get there.

So the deviation thing is how far off you can be. You can be off five deviations. So for example, if I said, how many planets are there, the deviation would be one. Yeah. Because you can't be off by very far. But if there's a question on here that has lots of like a big number, the deviation might be bigger. Does that make sense? And whoever's closer wins the question. Yes, Jake. On a question like how many planets are there,

can I answer in a non integer form? I'd like to answer eight and a half because I'm not sure where Pluto falls these days. Yes, you may. You may answer exactly. Exactly. All right. All right. Thank you, chef. Yes, you're welcome. Okay. So the first questions category is going to be currency. Currency. All wager. Would you like to know our wagers? Please. All wager to. Okay. Time. This is like what are what we think our chances chances are. Just like how much the amount is like how confident we are a little bit.

So if Jake has 65 points, if he misses this, he only has 63 points. But if he gets it right, he gets 20 points. 10 times multiplier. I'll wager three. Okay. All right, who's closer? How many ways can you make change for a US dollar?

Oh boy. The deviation is going to be 20. 20. Should we just say it at the same time? Actually, it doesn't really matter the deviation because going to be 20. 20. Should we just say it at the same time? Actually, it doesn't really matter deviation cause it's just whoever's closer. Yeah, I should have whiteboards. I should have whiteboards.

No, it's okay. Wait, this is just how many ways? I don't even know if I understand the question. How many different ways like with between quarters, nickels, dimes, how many different ways can you make? You can do 100 pennies. You can do 10 dimes. I see, 90 pennies in one dime.

Don't give them all the answers. Okay, so there's at least three. So think of your number. Got it. Yep. I don't like this, but I got it. I don't know. But I got it.

Maybe, maybe whatever. Let's just do it on three. Maybe eventually we'll write them down on your phones or something to reveal something. Anyway, all right one two three 234 okay low off 55 versus 234 my amount of points Lucky number all right. I'm not even gonna do math on that the answer is

293 ooh Jake is closer ding ding ding Jake gets 20 points 85 it diamond loses three points 52. Okay Next one is going to be geography geography. What's your number? Um, how much are you waitron? Don't think too hard. Just I to to 10 to and 10. All right Yeah, he's not gonna be around for never enough all right approximately how no that's the point Jake It's never enough approximately how many miles of hiking trails are there in Yellowstone National Park?

Why did I do ten of course it's not an answer? It's like wits and wagers No one knows the answer these question how many miles of hiking trails are gonna be pretty quick with these answers So you get about three seconds to think. It's in my head. OK. OK. Three, two, one. 6,000. Crap.

97, 600. Yeah. The correct answer is 1,000. Time is closer. OK. OK. So Jake loses 10 points. I'm a real piece of work.

Time goes up to 72. Jake goes down to 75. All of a sudden, this game is close boys All right next we're going physical science physical science I'll wait you wait for Then for intent the risk reward ratio. I mean you might as well risk it how many elements are on the periodic table? Oh We can do it close integers or you can do halves if you want to. How many? I have my number in mind. I'm not going to change it. I have my number in mind. All right, here we go. Three, two, one.

Eighty-eight. Oh, it's more than that. Yeah, it is. Brad really enjoyed that answer. 32 is crazy. I have an exact, I have a certain chart I'm picturing in my mind that I feel like there's not much more than 32. It's kind of a 16 by 2 chart. Everyone knows 32 elements and then there's like all these ones you've never heard of. 118 is the correct answer. So Jake gets 100 points. He goes up to 175.

Timing goes down to 68. You're doing some good bookkeeping over there. Thank you. All right, next is- Gosh, that's embarrassing. Civics, maybe politics. I don't know what you call this one, but what do you wager? I'll go 10.

10? Timing, you could wager up to 68. I might as well take a chance and go 10 as well. All right. I don't feel good whatsoever. What is the average income of a U S senator? The average income of a U S senator, senator in USD dollars. You have three seconds. I have a number. I have a number. Three, two, one, hundred and seventy five, hundred seventy five thousand.

Clarify that next time, please. 120. 120,000. The correct answer is 174,000. Oh my gosh. Jake nailed it almost. Okay, 58 to 275. Guess what the game's called though. Never enough.

Don't be comfortable, Jake. How long? Oh, sorry, science. Science? Science. 20? Yeah, we're up. I'm not good at science?

Yep. At all? Give me 10. Okay, how long does it take for a human to fully replace the cells in their entire body? You just went to the dermatologist, so we should. Yep, we were just talking about this. And we will do this in, you can choose days or years.

Okay. I don't know. Yeah, I have no clue. All right. Three, two, one. Three days. Two hundred days. Three days, Brad. I think it's like a fun fact.

It's like, wow, I can't believe that we changed that little time. You thought Brad was gonna throw you off. Like, you can answer in years if you want, right? I don't need that It's three days. All right All right, the answer is seven years Wow seven years so that makes sense because the taste buds thing don't they say you taste bud? Oh, that's a good point. I should have thought about that. That's a good point. My taste buds change every three days I was figuring it about that. That's a good point. My taste buds change every three days. I was, I was figuring it was, yeah, I don't know.

All right. Time in 38, Jake 375. I will say this, Timon, you can now wager as much as you want every time. That's fair. I will do 10. Okay. Jake does 10. This one's going to be history.

I'll wager 20. Good. 20. All right. Next question. How old was Benjamin Franklin when he died? How old was Ben, Ben Frank when he died? Not only, this is the problem. Not only do I know a lot less than Jake, I'm, I'm like, he's better at educated guesses or like, I think you're just better at guessing. This is not the last section. We have one more. Never enough. Did he forget the name of

the game? Yeah. He must have forgotten the name. He must be giving up at this point. I don't even know if I have. OK. He must think I have enough. I have a number. All right. I have a number. OK. 3, 2, 1. 78. 78.

48. 48. 73. He's a young guy. 73? Yeah, 73. Let's see which one's closer. 84.

No way. So time it now gets 200 points goes up to 238 Jake loses 10 points 365 and neck and neck We got a game. All right. Next one is sports sports sports Gonna be a guessing one, you know, how many points we have to something to 38. I'm gonna wait your rager 38 Okay, you you now are able to get wager whatever you want is I would like to wait your 20 please 20 and 38 okay I like it timing keeping it well I'm confident this one all right against Jake

especially how many dimples does an average golf ball have oh no how many dimples does an average golf ball have I have have a specific number, though it can range. I thought I knew the answer, but I'm realizing now I think that was ridges on a quarter. So this is a whole new number. Ridges on a quarter is different. Ridges on a quarter. I have a number in my head.

All right, here we go. Three, two, one. 278. Okay, I think it could be between ours. Yeah, I'm gonna have to do some math on this one. You said 400? Yeah. I said two, I said probably 300. No, I said 278. Okay, I think it could be between ours. Yeah, I'm gonna have to do some math on this one. You said 400? Yeah. I said two, I said probably 300.

No, I said 278. Tymon might be closer if it's like 330 or something. I was thinking it was like 360 and I was like, no, that's how many days are in here. Then I thought, no, that's the ridges on the quarter thing. They're all in the 360s. Holy cow. All right, so the answer is 334.

Dang it. Which is 56 away from Tymon and 66 away from Jake. Okay. 334. Tymon. No baby no. You just made 380 points. Yeah.

I'm gonna add that math up three, 388 plus 238, 618. Wow. Jake lost 20. Whew. Wow. And all of a sudden 345 to 618 All right last question in this category of who's closer also sports related. I would like to wager 100 points, please Yeah

Yeah I'll wager 30. Okay. Oh time and you got six points never enough All right. This is a this is oh wait, I do have 600 points? This is, this is just for, okay. I'm gonna do this, Tyman. Okay. I'm gonna ask Jake a question. Right.

And it's, it's going to be, it's not, it's not a yes or no, it's an actual trivia question. It's about sports. If he gets it right, you can choose if he gets 100 points, if he gets it right, you can choose if he gets a hundred points, if he gets it right, or if he gets it wrong, you get 50 points. Or you can just choose if he gets it right, he gets 50 points. If he gets it wrong, he gets zero points and you get zero point. I see. So just choose whether or not I benefit from him getting it right.

Right. Right. Do you think he's going to get it right? I think he probably will. Okay. So you think 50 points only for if he gets it right, but no benefit to you if he doesn't. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The question Jake is who is the NCAA's men's basketball leader in career points? I think I I've known this for a long time, but did has someone recently overtaken he or her? No, wait, what'd you say?

Hey, good for you. Keep an open mind. NCAA men's basketball. I have a number. All right. I'm just going to go with my gut. I'm also, I'm also trying to answer this, right? Or not? No, no, you're not going to get this answer. You know, a person, you know, I would like to know time. It's answer. I was just going to guess LeBron. Yeah. Good guess. Good guess.

Where'd he go to college again? High school. Good. Well, that is a high school. Yeah. High school. I don't want this to be the answer. And I guess something else. So I'm going to go with pistol. Pete Marovitch. That is correct for 50 points. All right, and I wagered Initially a thousand until we change the rules there. Well, okay. The next question is we're back how many Points per game did he average how many I think I know this this is not fair. I think I know it really Yeah, how many like forty four point three or something like that? Okay, that is very close to accurate, 44.2. Wow.

Good for you. Hey, good for you. Thank you. Do you know how many career points he has? No, I know he only played three seasons though. And there was no three point line. Okay, so the new question is how many career points did Pistol Pete have?

Timon, you now have knowledge of this. Yeah. That he had 44 points per game. Yeah. I'm going to give you guys three seconds. So you can't think about it too much. Yeah. I don't know. Three, two, one.

2900. Oh wow. We're so close. I can do that math. Time is closer. Dang. 3667. Wow. Played more games than I thought.

So timing just got 300 points. Very good. I can do that math. Wow guys Played more games than I thought. So time and just got 300 points. Very good. I can do that math. Wow guys. Barn burner here. Oh, well I'm losing. I don't think I have enough points to win. That's the thing, Jake. There's never enough points till the end. Never enough. All right. So Jake has 295 time has 918. We're going to the final round, never enough. Okay, so I can't, I haven't figured out exactly how I want to do this, but basically-

I have an idea for the final round. You keep talking. Okay. Oh, fun. Okay. Keep talking. You said, okay. So the idea is I'm going to give a category. The person can wager on that category that has our many points as they want from their bank.

The other person then has the opportunity to steal that category, but if they get it wrong, they lose half that many points. Does that make sense? I'm not sure if I heard. I'm sorry. I was focused on Jake. So let me say it again. Like let's say, uh, I say, okay, time in the category is movies.

Yeah. Uh, you'd be like, Oh, I know, I say, okay, time in the category is movies. Yeah. You'd be like, oh, I know, I know movies decently well. So I'm going to take my 918 points. I'm going to wager 300 points. And then Jake's like, well, I think I know movies decently well too. I'll go ahead and steal that. Okay. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Nice. Jake, I was trying to make them red. I probably can't even tell they're blue now Um alter I'll do something else. Yeah so then I Think if Jake then gets it right

He would steal he he would get 300 points, but if he gets it wrong He would lose 150 points. Okay, that's half of 300. Okay. Oh yeah. Now we're talking. Do you want to switch resorts time? No, no, no, it's all right. It's fine. Maybe in the future. Um, the final round, does that make sense? I don't know if this is exactly how we want to do it, but I just want to make it so it's like, Hey, you know, Jake's losing by 600 points right now, but he could come back and win cause it's never enough. He could wager, he could go for 600 points next time. Double jeopardy. But guess what? Timing can be like, I'm not letting you get 600 points right now, but he could come back and win because it's never enough. He could wager. He could go for 600 points next time. Double jeopardy. But guess what

time it can be like, I'm not letting you get 600 points here. I'm going to steal it from you. Okay. So you can, you can wager. I don't even know if you can wager. I'm just going to say you can, you can have as many points as you want on every question, but the other person can be like, I'm stealing that from you. Okay. Okay. So,. So I'm going to start the questions with, maybe I should be more specific initially with questions. So the first question is going to be about a Christmas movie, Christmas movie. Jake, you are losing right now.

So you get to make your first gamble on how much you would like to make this question worth. What do I have about 400 points or so? You have 300 points, 295 versus Tyman's 918. But you can have as many as you can bet a thousand points if you want. Okay, great. 200? 200. Tyman, would you like to steal or would you like to let Jake go for 200? So I'm not playing in this one.

Yeah, let's see. How do I make this benefit? No, no, no. I'm just trying to make sure. How do I make this beneficial for time and not to say yes? I guess because if you get it wrong, Jake would then get a hundred points. I see. But if you steal it and you get it right,

you get 200 points. Okay, I'll try to steal it. Why not? Okay. Sure. All right. I think you're going to get this one. What are, according to the Buddy the Elf, what are the four main food groups?

The four main food groups, according to Buddy the Elf. I. I don't know. I like. Yeah, I don't even have a guess. Too much time on that cell phone. The answer was candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. So Jake now gets 100 points. Even though I bet 200? Right, because he stole that from you.

Okay, okay, okay. Like I said, workshopping this whole thing. No, no, no, no. All right, Tymon, next question is going to be a math question. Math question. And I choose how many points I want as many as you want, baby. 50, 50. Jake, you gonna steal that? Really playing ball. Yeah, I'll steal. Okay. For 50 points, what do the angles inside of a triangle always add up to? 180. Wait, we're not supposed

to. No, no, it's just Jake though. Oh, I stole, I stole, I stole. That's correct. And now brick by brick 445 points. All right, next question is going to be. Science 300 points reaches 300 points. Do you want to steal or you want to take it or let them take it? Time?

I'm going to steal that. Dang it. I know my science. What is the rarest naturally occurring color in nature? Blue according to Google, it's purple. Oh, really? So Jake, probably what I would have guessed. I was confident on that. 50 points.

That was rapid fire. 595 to 918. Timing is going gonna stay in steady. Um, all right, next question for Jake is going to be geography. Geography. Am I winning or losing? You are losing 595 to 918. Give me a thousand. A thousand points, Timon. You gonna steal it? Um, I don't know. So if you get it right, you get a thousand points thousand points if you get it wrong you give Jake 500 points Okay, winning. Okay. I'll steal it thing right Timon what is the smallest nation in the world?

Mmm. I know it smallest nation in the world. I don't know it, but it's probably deal It's it's um it's it's it it's, it's, it's Haiti. I have already given the points to Jake. Is it the Vatican? Vatican city. Yes. Or Vatican. Yeah, whatever.

So Jake is now in the lead 1095 to 918. Ooh, we're going to do four more questions. Never enough. Never enough. That's right. Uh, timing, you get to wager now. How many points do you want this next one to be worth? It is in literature.

Okay. Literature. Literature. 300. 300. Let them have it. Let them have it. Let them have it. All right.

Taiman, what does the CS stand for in the name CS Lewis? Good question. This one's pretty hard. Yeah, I don't know this. Claus, Santa backwards. Yeah, I'm I don't get the points. You lose. It is Clive Staples.

I knew see, I'd heard that. Oh, see, I didn't know that at all. Yeah, that one's a tough one. You never know with never enough. Yeah. Why you play the game? All right. Next one is animals category, Jake.

Animals, it is currently 1095 to 618. Animals. Give me 300 points for you just. 300 points. I'll steal that though. Okay. I gotta think through this better. I know, I know.

All right, Ty, a baby horse is called what? I know. A full. time it. A baby horse is called what I know a full I like to buzz in, you know excited I am to know one of these Haitian horse or okay there or a Specifically a male one is a colt but they're a full in general and what's a female called a philly good I'm giving time another 100 points for that. I'm the game master. You do what you want So you got 300 points for that plus another hundred is 1018 Jake 1095 this is getting close y'all. This is why you play never enough. All right. Next question is for

Who gets the wager this time timing timing wagers timing gets the wager this time? Um, let's go Hmm Let's go back to the future entertainment entertainment okay 200 200 you see here in his voice let him have. 100. Let him have it. All right. I like to be entertained. I kind of like it. We all know this, I don't know.

Tymon, you like movies. Yeah. What actor or actress has received the most acting Oscar nominations? Daniel Day-Lewis. No. Meryl Streep. Hey, that's what I was gonna guess. I should have said it though. 200.

Now you guys don't believe me. Dang. Down to 818 with, I believe. Two more questions left. Two more questions. Too many wages. Getting good. All right, Jake.

Next one I'm going to do. Entertainment again. Let's go 150. Okay. 150. I'll take it. All right, Ty. I don't know.

This one you have to be within. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hmm entertainment again, let's go 150. Okay 150 I'll take it. All right, I don't know This one you have to be within Five years to get this answer correctly. Okay. The question is how old three days Elvis Presley when he died Are you taking my Elvis question? I um

He was 42 Timon Timon 42 the answer is 42 so therefore 42 minus 42 is zero so therefore you got it correct Wow 18 you he was 42 you nailed it wait seriously. Yeah, buddy job timing what? All right nine sixty eight to ten ninety five this could not have gone better I can't believe that final question is actually forty two Cool Okay, so it's neck and neck this is final one right am I just barely ahead correct correct I'm trying to find one. That's like oh Not too much one person or another here.

This is time is wager. And what is he down by like 90 or something? A hundred. He is down 968 to 1095. So yeah, 130. Yep. Um, wow. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, all right. American history, American history. I just, I still don't even have a good enough grasp to know what's the smartest thing to wage to like, um, it's never enough. I don't know, man. A million at this point. I'll say 200.

Okay. Is that? Yeah. I don't know. I might go higher than that. Oh, just in case Jake steals. I don't know. Go, go three. Oh. Oh, just in case Jake steals. Sure. I don't know. Go go three. Oh, actually. Wait. Yeah. I'm 100. Yeah. 300. Sorry. I understand it slightly enough. Yeah. Yeah. Comes down to American history. I'm going to steal it. Put the ball in my hands at the end of the game. That's right. You know, I want, I want my homes to have the ball at the end of the game. So if Jake gets this right, he wins. If Jake gets it wrong, you win, Tyler.

Okay, okay. All comes down to this. That's why you put the blue lights on, folks. And Jake, if you know this, give people a little bit of a pregnant pause in between saying it and not. Give it a little bit of- Pregnant pause?

Yeah, a little tension. Don't just be like 42. Okay, great. Let the contractions build. Jake, American history. Who was the youngest president? The youngest president we've ever had. Dang it, I don't know this.

Pregnant, pause, nice. This guy's good. Oh man, I don't know this one at all. Yes, you're doing great. Youngest president. I have a guess though. Okay. Yeah, I'm not locking in this answer.

Oh, okay. My first thought is John F. Kennedy. I obviously wasn't alive for when he was shot or when he was president, but it feels like there's a stigma. People talk like, oh, JFK, hubba hubba, yeah, get a load of this guy. I think he was a young senator.

I think he was a young president. Who else would it be? Let me just go through the seven presidents I know. I'm glad I didn't get this one. You wouldn't have had a guess? No, I don't think so. I don't know of any other guys known for being, lock it in, JFK.

I don't think so. I don't know of any other guys known for being, lock it in, JFK. The answer's been locked in. Pregnancy. Jake has 1,095 points, Timon has 968. For 300 points for Jake or 150 points for Timon, Jake has said, this is how you do pregnant pause by the way, Jake has said John F. Kennedy, the answer,

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Is that how old he was? That's how old Teddy Roosevelt was. Wow, Jackie Robinson too. True. Wow. JFK was 43. Oh, man. You can't script this stuff, guys.

No, you can't. You were thinking this stuff that is no you can't you were thinking of all this on the off the top of your head Get script this can't think of questions before him. Oh, man. That's great guys That's great. That's fine. I hate trivia good game though I know it'd be fun to get our friends in here for something like that or Rachel. Oh, oh wait guys. Don't I serve? She's already gone.. She's gone, yeah. Have we got past 10? Oh yeah, all right, it's past 10.

Late start, yeah, do they start at like three o'clock? Anyway, that's been Never Enough. Let us know what you guys think. Let us know what you think. We'll keep the lights this way. We're wrapping up. Should we do a comment of the week? Thanks for preparing that, Brad.

That was fun. You bet. Win of the week, comment of the week? Yeah, stuff like that. Treehouse of the week goes to mine. Just a reminder, you can stay at it whenever you want. Dude, we, Catherine and I talked about taking the kids there for a little vacation thing. Yeah.

It'd be kind of fun. Yeah, it's great. Kids love just being out in the forest, just like doing stuff out there, like just imagining. We got like two big beds and a little sofa. Perfect. Perfect, I fit all of you guys in there. Oh, they can sleep on the floor. Okay got like two big beds and a little sofa. Perfect.

Perfect, I fit all of you guys in there. Oh, they can sleep on the floor. OK, yeah. No problem. It's great. That's awesome. Yeah, where do you, you can find that on your Instagram. The easiest way.

Yeah, I think it's in the link tree in my Instagram. Yeah, direct link. Save us all a little bit of money. Oh, yeah, not through Airbnb. Is that what you mean? Exactly. That's my tree house of the week. What's your? My win of the week is we what you mean? Exactly. That's my tree house of the week. What's your...

My win of the week is we took down our Christmas lights. Good job. That's a win. I took down the studio Christmas tree. Christmas is no longer here. Remind me next year, if I haven't taken down my Christmas lights, that taking down your Christmas lights is really easy.

Okay. Okay, it took me 20 minutes maybe. I'm gonna put a reminder on my phone. What day would you like to be reminded of this January 16th? Okay. Taking down Christmas flights is easy. Yeah, it was, it was a win for sure. It was just like, Oh man. It's sort of, and this year had been cold and snowy and whatever, like all these excuses, but like, And this year it had been cold and snowy and whatever, and all these excuses. But it was not hard.

And it was one of those things I see. And it's one of those things where, you know you have visual cues of like, dang. You're kind of failing at this. You should do this thing. I'll do it later. And it's like this micro fail. January 15th?

16th, please. 15th, I'm totally okay with 15th. 16th is a Friday. That might be good. Good. Yeah. Perfect. So yeah, my, I have a comment as well.

Oh, what did Catherine just send me? Baby's diaper. Just found these in the fridge. I was like, what are those? I think one of the kids literally put rocks in a can and then like put a lid on them and put them in the fridge. At first it looked like some moldy food or something. I was like, what in the world? My one of the week involves your kids

and it's when Hattie and Bo knocked on my door this past week and they said, we're going to the park if you wanna come. That was fun. Yeah. And I said, what park? And they said, pink park. I said, which one's pink park?

Like it's the one with all the pink stuff in it. We got there. It's overwhelmingly yellow, but yeah, there's a few pink things there. There's two like reddish slides that have like gotten stained by the sun, pinkish. I love it though. That's such a kid thing.

We're going to the pink park. I mean, you look at it, the whole thing's pink. No, it was fun. Just hadn't played hide and seek in a while and got a good 30 minutes in. Yep. And it was fun. I actually really enjoyed Hattie's intelligence in hide and seek in a while and got a good 30 minutes in. And it was fun. I actually really enjoyed Hattie's intelligence

and hide and seek. She couldn't find a spot. So Bo was counting behind a tree. And so Hattie hid just on the opposite side of the tree. And when he walked around, she just walked around and it totally got him. He had no idea where she was. That is awesome.

It was great. That's something I would have totally done. But they would have been able to see me around the whole tree. Yeah, that was fun. That's something I would have totally done. Yeah. But they would have been able to see me around the whole tree. Yeah, that was fun. That was a great time. My one of the week is a voice memo from our friend Joel. Like, have you listened to this yet?

Oh, Joel. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just awesome, wonderful dude who is a friend of ours, but also I haven't spent a ton of time face to face with him. He worked at camp, but not the same years as me. And so anyway, uh, just sent me a message, or a message basically saying like, Hey man, you know, life is hard sometimes. And like, I'm a, he's a pastor of a church and, um, you know, he's like, sometimes like, like life can be heavy and like, you guys are providing like one of like the times where I can feel like happy and joyful and like just light and just like be able to like go out and work

at my yard and listen to your podcast. And it's like been a huge blessing to me. And so he's like, I don't know how, what your demographic is for people who listen, but you got a 38 year old pastor who's, you know, very blessed by you. And so it's just like, that's cool. Really sweet. Yeah. voice memo from him. So shout out to Joel He's the man so shout out Joel. Yeah, it was really nice him. Yeah, Tommy. Do you have a one of the week? Not specifically that I sorry I or a comment. Sorry. That's kind of my comments. That's fine Yeah, if I think of some L. Yeah, okay great. No worries my comment week comes from Natalia Elizabeth She commented on our Chick-fil-A drive-through episode

and said, this is by far the best pod yet. I laughed the whole time. I just love how it's Brad and Jake with their homeschooled son, Tymon, in the back. Yeah, we just posted that, but the comments have been overwhelming and just really positive so far, so thank you guys. That's great. That's fun. Everyone wants to know Tymon's camera? I mean, it's so far. So thank you guys. That's great.

That's fun. Everyone wants to know, Timon's camera. I mean, it's just fun. It's just good. The second camera was nice. Yeah, that was a great call, Timon. Good work, Timon. Thanks.

Cool. I hope it fit. I think people are just hanging out with us for an hour. Just a little lunch break. Yeah. It was nice. Yeah, it was fun. Casual.

All right. Anything else you got? You good? Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, it was casual All right Anything else you got you good time Teddy Roosevelt 42 Yeah, I tried to Try to ask one that was like I was great. I was a good last one Everyone's heard of Teddy Roosevelt whether or not you knew that answer you at least had a chance I quoted Teddy Roosevelt in a recent Friday Pickleball YouTube video.

We were playing against these kids who were so good, but they were so quiet. And I said, Isaac. Speaks off. Is it just, yeah, exactly. And I was like, Isaac, does this remind you of that Teddy Roosevelt quote? He was like, dude, don't ask me anything

about anything like that ever again. I like offended him. Don't, don't even try, stop bringing that up around me. All right. That's hilarious. I was like, well, they carry a big stick. You know, get it? Quietly thing.

Don't stop. All right. Good episode, be on the lookout. Ghosty getaway, August 16th through 23rd. And a reminder, tonight come to Ivy Arena volleyball game. Be a part of the documentary. That's crazy. It's gonna be so fun. So fun. So fun. You guys are fun. We love you guys. We'll see you next week. See you Monday. Ghost from the Sparkans There among them all you will take a breath Ghost from the Sparkans