Ghostrunners - 420 - Late Night Pod with Scott
Episode Date: March 24, 2025Timon is out of town so it's time for adult swim! Scott joins the podcast an episode recorded late at night (and it shows). And don't forget! Sign ups for the Ghostie Getaway are live!! Check out Goo...d Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Cozy Earth and get 40% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Alright night pod boys. It's a good one today. Hey, hey, hey ladies and gentlemen
We have a special guest here on the podcast
Back by popular demand my childhood best friend Friday pickleballs own ladies drum and give it up for Scotty
seven shoes pass
Time it has never looked directly into the camera Oh
The confidence it takes go right straight to it oh
Man breaking the fourth wall. Yeah, that's called good
Yeah
I Was gonna I was gonna put you on the spot and tell you, make you tell the seven
shoes story.
Why we call you seven shoes, Scott.
Oh, seven shoes, seven, seven shoes.
I'm afraid I don't know this.
No, you know, Jake, don't be embarrassed just cause we're podcasting.
Come on.
Scotty seven shoes, Scotty seven shoes.
Remember seventh grade.
There's one time I had seven shoes that were all size four in seventh grade? There was one time. Yeah. I had seven shoes that were all
size four in seventh grade and I got made fun of for it. What? Got him. Yeah. Timon's
like, dang, that was pretty good. Actually. I got to think of stuff like that. Pranked.
Oh, I do. I think this type means that it Pranked! Uh oh, ooh I think this tight
means that it's going down
with some random thoughts in white
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat
so come along let's have some fun
and go ahead get on your feet cause this is
Ghost from the SpotCat
Ghost from the SpotCat
Every Monday morning we're taking
Ghost from the SpotCat
Ghost from the SpotCat Ghost from the SpotCat Hey, to the night pod to the night pod mugs up mug. Hey mugs up get your mugs up
Yeah, dude as I was coming over here tonight
Like I was like I like did a little jog on the way to get the backpack to get the shoes on and
kind of like, Oh, are they waiting on you? I was like, no, I'm just excited. Yeah. I, she's like,
Oh, I would have assumed that you don't like the night pods. I was like, we get a little goofy.
I'm excited for Scott to be there. It's good to do one per quarter. Yeah. Finally, we can say like
words that are inappropriate and time and doesn't have to bleep them out. Finally. Golly. Frick.
Did you think you've got some Northeastern in your family did you think my word last week was a bad word I
Don't know what you said well guess
Yeah, I would say that's probably not a generally accepted word
Yeah, that's kind of what most people are saying and it was a good learning moment for me a good sheltered kid
That's 33 years old moment. Yeah, once again, it's like it's it's not the worst
Like let's let's all on three. Let's say a word that we think is worse worse than that one ready, okay, one two three
I guess just bleep me timing you only need to bleep me, Tymon! You only need to bleep my microphone! I thought we were gonna do it to Scott! I thought Scott was gonna be the victim! Oh my
gosh! I know better! I know better! I ain't no rookie, huh? I'm glad I said something.
Oh, golly! Nightpod, baby! The pendulum swung, you know? Comedians
were all that couldn't say anything and now we're
back.
Okay.
Now you could say, well, just bleep it.
Just bleep it out and it's fine.
Oh man.
Oh golly.
Yeah.
Good to let that one fly though.
Did it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
What else you got to offer?
You got a couple more for us?
A few four letter words. No, no, no, it wasn't even that bad
Read my lips if you want to it wasn't that bad. You're Asian
Anyway, yeah, no I learned I really thought the P word I thought it was the same exact word is jerk
P words great because people are not gonna think
There's there's more than one P word.
My P word from last week I thought was the same exact word as jerk.
And I learned it means the same thing, but it's just a harsher version of that word.
And now I know.
What about whatever we're out of here.
We don't diagnose everything, but I think okay, there's a very synonymous and rhyming
word with the P word. Yeah, it starts with a D. Yes ends with an ick
Can you think of what it is? What's in B dumb drop kick? Yeah
done Kirk
truck
Welcome to the night pot Scott drop
Don't care
Do you think that one's like way worse than the other Scott and or Jake now if you don't ask me
Yeah, but is all this gonna be bleeped out
Yeah, we're just editing this one between between
I would say the latter
We're talking about the ladder we're talking about the camera setup Jakes like it's great. You don't have to edit anything afterwards
That's what's so nice about this. There's no editing except for when you swear several times at the beginning
You know what I like about this is 24 hours ago. You posted to patreon a kids podcast
Oh, I was like now 24 hours now that it's the night podcast. It's anti kid anything goes
Yeah, anything goes it goes runners after dark And now that it's the night podcast, it's anti kids podcast. Anything goes. Anything goes.
Ghost runners after dark.
It's like you kind of learn about those people that, yeah,
like they were on the Disney channel original movies
and now they're doing this kind of movie.
It's like, I'm so disappointed.
Wow, Josh Peck.
Wow, you're different.
Exactly, big time.
Yeah.
But yeah, kids podcast, a good reaction to it.
Drop like seven episodes, maybe more. Seven episodes, yeah. He used. Yeah drop like seven episodes. Maybe more
Seven episodes. Yeah, he's calling you Bradley seven episodes Bradley seven. So that's why they call me that because I had size four episodes
Size four
Prompt It's a bad prompt. Okay. Let's try on Jake. They used to call Jake Jakey seven shoes
Well, he's Jake he's had five minutes to think
Seven shoes. Well, he's Jake. He's had five minutes to think about. Oh, yeah. That's all he's been thinking about, Scott.
I. Tough.
No, you got it.
Thank you.
Anytime somebody vindicates me with Brad, it's so refreshing.
Bring it. All right, Brad.
Let's hear your seven shoe story. Brad, why they call you seven shoes.
Camera's on you, buddy.
OK, first of all,, little trick of the trade.
Act a little emotional,
give yourself a little bit of time to stall.
But I don't, you really,
I guess I could, okay, listen.
I'll say it this one time, but I'm not repeating it.
All that time I've been thinking.
Have you?
No, I actually haven't, but I'm teaching you now.
They call me seven shoes because there was one time, gosh, I don't know if I can get, I don't know.
I call my, no, I won't call my mom. Boy, you are milking the emotional part of this.
Excuse me. This is really hard for me. It's really hard. Please. They call me, they call
me Bradley seven shoes because there was one time I
I don't know about you guys. I watch a lot of TV as a kid anybody out there TV lovers calm response TV love
Anybody out there hands
TV as a game. I have a TV in their house. Okay, what's shape what shape?
Just like stall for a circle TV. Okay, so when I was a kid,
there was a really popular show.
It was back before Jessica Biel was a disappointment,
you know, sinfully.
Why'd you do this?
No, she was never a disappointment like that.
I don't think she was ever a disappointment.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She feels pretty wholesome.
There was a TV show called Seventh Heaven, right?
Yes, I used to have a crush on, honestly a couple of the girls. I would have taken any of them. The mom even. Yeah.
I have no idea what actresses were in that show. You remember it though, right? Yeah, I remember
the name. Sing the song. Give me some time. There's so many heavens.
Do you remember that? They're burning down many places, it's all my memory.
Seven heaven.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look, there's a seven.
Seven, heaven who needs you?
Anyway, so I was watching that show.
I don't know. I mean,
I watched it with this girl
I had a crush on. As I was leaving her
house, I go in. Who was that girl?
Her name was Jessica Berberich. Wow
Really
The things you can do is Scott here man Scott kiss Jessica Berberich one time after school and I was my first kiss Wow
my shoes
Those were the four one size larger after Jessica Berber.
That's what I'm talking about.
Nightpaw, nightpaw, nightpaw.
Went in for a kiss.
She didn't accept.
I was really embarrassed.
I got out of there as fast as I could.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
I just realized what you said.
You went in for a kiss during 7th Heaven?
At the end, as I was leaving, like, thank you so much for having me.
I went in for a kiss.
She was like, oh, I just thought we were friends watching Seventh Heaven on the WB.
I was like, that's fair.
I didn't know.
I scurried out of there so fast that I forgot one of my shoes.
And so it's like, Seventh Heaven, seven shoes,
because he doesn't have an eighth,
because it's uneven, because he's
left one at the Burbs house.
Wow.
That was really good.
I'll tell you to it.
You're a master.
Yeah, thanks.
Thanks.
You should teach a class anyway. Yeah,
kids podcast. And yes. And yeah, I had the idea. Hold on what I don't know what this is yet. What
was what is the kids podcast? All I did was post on Patreon. I record like seven episodes,
10 minutes or less long yesterday, just to kind of gauge what people would think if they show it to their kids. So it is a, I named it the Fluffy Pancake Club.
Fun.
Random, fun.
If you listen once, you're part of the club.
That's what I kept saying.
I only kind of found a brand as I kept recording the different episodes.
And yeah, it's just like little fun.
Every episode is a little different.
Sometimes it's riddles, sometimes it's jokes, sometimes it's a game.
And it kind of got inspired because on the way to Texas, often
like while we're driving, I'll play little riddle games or like, I play this game called
don't say it. And honestly, there's a few times that they're, I'm like, I think Jake
and Scott would actually enjoy listening to this because I'm being so dumb and goofy.
But one of the ones is like, all it is, is like, I'm thinking of an animal.
And then I'm like, Hey, don't say it. Don't say it yet. Don't say it. You know, just think
about in your head. Don't say it yet. And then on the kind of three, you say it. And
then if you say the same animal as me, you don't get a point. If you say any other animal,
you get a point. Oh, fun. And so yeah, you know, we kind of played it earlier and it
was like, yes, you, you got it. I want you were a little slow, but you got it. And so, um, yeah, anyway, I, so, so it's
like, at first it's like, okay, I'm thinking of an animal. Okay. Don't say it. Don't say
it. Hey, don't, don't say it. But by the end of it, I'm getting so wacky. I told you not
to say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. You know, like whatever stuff like that. And of course the
kids love it. And so I was like, okay, maybe I should just record it. And then of course, you
know, being the intentional aspect, thinking about like, how can I make this a little more
valuable at the end of it? I just have like a Bible verse and like talk about how it very loosely
connects with don't say it or yeah, whatever. We probably talk about this for
this episode. Like, Hey, don't say that. Don't say it or be wise or, you know, trust or whatever.
So seem like the response is pretty good. Even for people who don't have kids. I mean,
there are people like, I don't have kids. I don't even know why I'm listening to this,
but I liked it. I needed to hear Proverbs three today. I, yeah, I don't know how many
people. Yeah. Yeah. That was like the first episode, but I. I don't know how many people, yeah, yeah, that was like the first episode, but I don't
know how many people got to like, I think the very last one I recorded was like nine
thirty last night. And it was just me doing the megaphone effect on the road caster. So
it's kind of sounds like a little bit of an echo. And I was doing a stand up comedy essentially.
But it's like stand up comedy is in like, I'm doing one line like laughing, laughing
jokes. Yeah.
What was your best one? like silly jokes. Yeah.
What was your best one?
Oh, none of them.
None of them were good.
Come on, don't be nervous.
Scott, you see the megaphone button on there?
Maybe top right, maybe.
Oh, this is gonna be, yeah.
They're all just colors.
Okay, top right color.
Try top right.
Oh, hold on.
I think these are air horn applause chimes.
Oh yeah, maybe move the page on the bottom right.
Anyway.
Oh, hold on, I got you.
Check on the mic.
Oh, it might be Jake's.
Is this only gonna be yours?
Or maybe it's only Jake's.
Check, oh, there it is.
Oh.
Thank you everyone for having me out tonight.
It's so fun to be here.
Part of the Fluffy Pancake Club podcast.
What do you call a dog who wants to be a policeman?
A watch dog. Hey, I don't know if that was exactly what
And then every single time after I got done with the joke, I,
this is where it's like, this is ridiculous. Maybe kids are going to like it.
Maybe adults are going to like it,
but I just did like a beatbox version of the Seinfeld theme song after every single joke. So I'd be like, and of course, just like anything, just like, don't say
it. Like it's like, okay, you did it for like five seconds initially. And then I just went wild.
So I'm in my, in my wood shop last night. Catherine's like, what were you doing in there?
Yeah, I was doing I was scatting Seinfeld.
Yeah, you know how he does a little.
So anyway, it was it's fun.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I have the ad reads yet.
Yeah, better help.
Good kids are kids are needed earlier and earlier these days.
So and it's entirely online.
It's entirely online. I say we got to get our kids online earlier. That's what we've always said. Get them on there. Get them chatting with an adult. Absolutely. That's good. Yep. There's also chat roulette. I think another one that we're considering. So I know you guys back there. They had to be in the same room for like a chat roulette. Dude, I don't think Brad and I ever were.
Me and Britton Rustin, though, for sure.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know if I ever even.
I might have seen a few guys do it in the dorm room
for like five minutes of my entire life.
I don't think I ever really got into it.
What a wild concept.
Yes, absolutely wild.
For those who don't know, Jake.
A lot of dudes.
But what was Tetris?
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
I'm average.
Size four shoe.
A lot of dudes.
You like your webcam is on, you just hit a button and you're randomly paired with someone
else in the world and you're essentially just like FaceTimeing them or Skyping them.
Yeah.
It's just your face in their face.
I mean there is no there's no disclaimer.
Yeah.
No parameter.
It could be a kid.
It could be an adult.
You can have your clothes on.
You can be telling a joke.
Yep.
Yeah. Those are the two main things you see on there.
Yes. Did you ever tell jokes?
The famous Ben Folds video where he did chat roulette while improvising.
Yeah. On his piano, improvising a song while like in his concert in a concert.
Have you seen that's really sweet?
It was hilarious. Because of course, there's some people that are like so embarrassed.
Like, like these like creep guys are like, oh, my gosh, sweet. It was hilarious. Cause of course there's some people that are like, so embarrassed.
Like these like creep guys are like,
oh my gosh, get me off of here.
You know, cause you open up your chat room,
they get, it's going to be one other person.
And it's like a theater crowd.
Yeah. I mean, it's like an outdoor crowd.
So it's like 10,000 people.
Jeez.
Yeah. So anyway,
have you seen the guy, you guys seen Harry Mack?
He's been around probably since like COVID or so
been crushing it on, you know, short form platforms. He's a freestyler. And if like he's blown up, he'll do it. I
mean, now he's going into like Bill's locker rooms and freestyling, but he got to start
doing chat roulette freestyles. Oh, interesting. And they're really, really good. He'll go
up to people on the street. And I think he's like the best I've seen doing this. So there's
some benefits you can get from it. You can get creative. He got into the Bill's locker
room. That's pretty crazy. Some I saw him rapping for some NFL team recently. No, I haven't
heard of him. But yeah, as good as the chiefs locker room, but decent, decent. So anyway,
yeah, kids podcast. Fun times. Quick question for you guys. Why do you have a package of
key? Vortman key lime?
Thanks for asking.
Yeah.
Up there.
It'll be revealed in the pod, the documentary on the podcast.
That was like, that was a hostess brand.
Like, oh no, that was us.
You know, Vortman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, tell us a little bit about Vortman's.
It's located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada.
Is it really nailed it?
It was just, it was just sold off by Smucker, actually.
So they purchased it with the acquisition of Hostess
and then just sold it.
They're like, actually, we don't want this brand.
Spit this back out.
Yeah, exactly.
Sucks for Vortman.
So they're up for a sale, maybe.
They've already been purchased by another company.
Second nature brands.
You know so much stuff about them, wasn't random.
That is impressive.
I just know it because that was like, I
worked for that company.
Yeah, so I think on the podcast with Steve Coupe,
we talked about late night snacks or some s'mores like
that.
And he talked about these wafer cookies.
So then he found these, I think, and sent them back with you.
He brought them here himself.
OK.
He came here one weekend, and he like,
came and like brought them on the desk
So what a bread to have him you want some I we're trying we're trying to be a little healthy
I'll totally throw down some key lime wafers
Yeah
They also have a zero sugar version. Okay. I mean it's artificial sweeteners, but well, that's all natural ingredients
You should read some of those
Ingredients on there first First ingredient, any guesses?
Lime.
False.
Wait, what was that inside joke we had?
Lime.
Was that with us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What was that?
It was all the different things.
I had a weird drink from Panera.
And I was like, it's a four letter fruit.
And you guys kept saying lime.
Lime. L Lime it's not
That is a good recollection lime there's no chance I was remembering that yeah you zoo or something like that
Okay, so first ingredient. Yes high fructose crusher. Nope close sugar sugar. Okay first ingredient sweet sugar
Men in black sure has for water
sugar water second ingredient Sweet. Sugar. Men in black. Sugar. He asked for water. Sugar water.
Second ingredient. I have no idea. Vegetable oil. Oh yeah, canola. Two things that are really good for you.
Yeah. We've got some of rich flour, we got some cornstarch, lime juice, lime oil, lime, salt, soy lecithin, baking soda, non-fat dry milk, egg, just singular.
Oh, egg.
And one egg.
One egg.
I actually saw these getting made though in the plant and it's pretty fascinating.
I bet.
They're like big old sheets of like the wafer part and then they go down and get like basically
layered and then sliced.
It's pretty cool.
I like that.
Cause you get to do that kind of stuff a lot,
right? Yeah. It's actually pretty fascinating. Yes. Go see how stuff is. It's like the show back in
the day. How, how was it made? That was a great show. Yeah. Either to stay awake for, or to fall
asleep too. It was great for both. Halfway through you wake up. It's like, how did that wafer get out
of the way? Whoa. You guys might have to help open this though. Cause I'm missing a thumb.
What's going on there?
It's been a traumatizing 24 hours for me. 24. Yeah.
So last night I was cooking dinner and I was chopping some green onions.
I cook a decent amount.
Tell them what was happening like an hour before that.
We were so excited.
Oh, yeah. So we just got a batch of like new paddles, brand new designs,
new paddle. We're super excited to go test them out.
This is like our big twenty twenty five new paddle. We're super excited to go test them out. This is like our big 2025 new paddle.
We've been spending the product six months on this.
Yeah, so we're so jazzed.
Jake and I are like, let's go to an open play tonight.
We're going to go hit around.
So I'm just fixing dinner, killing time
before we go do that.
Chopping up some green onions.
And I cook a lot.
I've never had a knife mistake.
You are, yeah're a yeah.
Your experience.
Yeah.
And for whatever reason, the old thumb slipped in there and I just straight up took a chunk
off of my thumb.
Like didn't didn't Nick it didn't slice it.
I took a piece of my thumb off.
Like you really missed.
Like I yeah, it was it was a rookie mistake.
It was bad.
And I'm sorry to interrupt.
No, go ahead.
I have a theory that that is actually like a veteran
mistake because rookies would be more careful than veterans.
Is that if that makes it be rookies might be going so slow.
Like I would I would I am so scared of knives because I'm
not I don't use them as often as because Catherine often will
like cut towards her on like a piece of fruit or something.
I'm like, what are you doing?
She an old man whittling.
It looks like she's an old man whittling.
Yeah.
Well, the technique is you're supposed to have kind of all your knuckles down like this.
Okay.
And that, that you use your nut like this knuckle protects the knife from getting your fingers.
Never once have I ever had my thumb in there.
And so like last night when it happened, I mean it hurt like crazy immediately.
I can imagine.
And I was just like, I was shocked.
I was stunned.
I looked down at my thumb and it's just bleeding like crazy
and it looks different.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
Like that is a decent sized portion of my thumb.
So I call Sam, she doesn't answer.
Call her again, pick up. I said, hey, I just cut a piece of my thumb. So I call Sam. She doesn't answer. Call her again.
Pick up.
I said, hey, I just cut a piece of my thumb off with a knife,
and it's bleeding pretty bad right now.
And she's at dance with Palmer.
She's 30 minutes away.
And so my mother-in-law came over.
My sister-in-law came over.
Sister-in-law's a nurse, fortunately.
Oh, yeah.
We like, did you spray some antibiotics in there?
No, colloidal silver.
What do you know about that, Brad? Come on with it. there. No colloidal silver. What do you know about that Brad? Come on with it
You got some colloidal solar knowledge brother. I think knowledge. I definitely have some of my house
I don't know if I have that. Yeah, like I know that we like colloidal silver
Yeah, my mother-in-law and Catherine would get along. Oh, yeah, well, it sounds like it. So
She's like let's spray some on there
So I like I've been holding it with a paper towel
and I'm like finishing the recipe
because I got ground beef on the stove.
I'm literally, I have one hand holding it on my thumb.
I'm scooping up garlic, scooping up ginger,
scooping up the green onions, throwing it all in there.
I'm like, I gotta finish this recipe.
So I'm like trying to stop the bleeding in one hand
cooking in the other, finally get the recipe finished.
They come over.
She bandages it up and Sam's like,
you need to go to the emergency room.
And I'm like, no.
No, I got Clodo Silver, babe.
Like, and the paddles just got here.
I was like, Jake and I are going to play pickleball
in an hour, like I'm not doing that.
I was also, it's like, last time we went
to the emergency room, we ended up
with like a $3,000 bill for Sam.
And I'm like, I don't want to do that
for them to bandage up my finger.
So we patched it up, went and played pickleball with Jake
for an hour and a half.
We were fine, just no left hand involvement.
Sure.
You didn't switch hands?
No.
You're lost.
No, it was kind of a running joke.
It's like aim for the thumb.
I can't do anything on the left side of my body.
But then this morning, we took off the bandage,
and it had like like the gauze
had adhered to the open wound. So I was had it under the sink because I had to have it
wet to try to pull it off. As soon as I pulled it off, it was like bleeding just as bad as
it was yesterday. Not enough silver. There's going to be some people loving this part.
Yeah. I mean, it's like, I'm trying to not be super graphic, but like blood everywhere.
Yeah. Oh yeah. But anyways, so once Sam saw that it was like
Okay, we should go to the emergency room and I agreed with her. I was like, let's go to the emergency room
We went there today and they just bandaged it up
So they didn't like they didn't
Yeah, they didn't there's nothing to stitch because it's a chunk gone
So you that's like not like you're stitching anything together.
So do you have like a little nub?
Not necessarily a nub, it's just like missing a piece of.
You just got shaved a little bit.
Like the top got shaved off.
Like you know when you go get shaved ice
and they're like, they have the ice cube.
Oh and then they go.
And then there's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a little like that.
So went to the, yeah, went to the ER
and yeah, they bandaged up
This is like it's been throbbing all day because it's super tight on there
But hopefully it's good like I'm just I'm terrified tomorrow to take it off and have the exact same thing happen where it's like something
Stuck yeah, and yeah anyways, so is it really bad right now things blinking saying no card. Oh
It's just kidding. No, it's fine. Okay recording to that This thing's blinking saying no card. Oh, it's just kidding.
No, it's fine. OK, according to that hard drive.
Oh, that no card.
I thought you meant the road castros.
I hope. Well, that's everything.
So, yeah, just bandages up.
I think I'm supposed to change it tomorrow at some point.
So, yeah, just fingers crossed that it comes off and it stops bleeding
because, yeah, it's it has been and I have not experienced a lot of pain in my life.
I'm not like Isaac where I just have had a million injuries.
And so I feel like my pain threshold is a little skewed, but this has been one of the
most painful things that ever happened to me.
And Isaac on the other end, like Scott's keeping us updated, like woke up, still bleeding.
Isaac goes, send a picture.
No, don't send a picture.
I'm like hiding my
You guys text some more so it goes away
Yeah, he like honestly wanted to see it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean Sam hasn't met She was a nurse or is a nurse like yeah do it. What did she she was like she thought you should go somewhere though
Obviously she didn't want to just like do it herself. Yeah, she recommended going in and to the ER and so we did
Man ain't life great you're telling me brother right I'm so cozy oh you know why why got these on Can we get it in frame? Got... Zoom in. Got these on. Can you zoom in?
It's like the Michelangelo painting.
Can you zoom in? Like God and Adam? Is that what you're referring to? Yeah. Thank you. You guys touching feet. Who's who?
I'm wearing Cozy Earth, so I'm God, ha ha.
I do have their joggers on right now and I can barely stay awake
Hey, hey, hey, are you tired of taking melatonin to fall asleep? Yes
Wait, is that even I get that in melanin mixed up. Are you tired of melanin making you sleepy? Yes, that's you
Just buy some cozier joggers instead put those on your eyelids will be heavy. Yep, they'll
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Scott would have laughed hard though.
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Let's just say there's another thing that people take
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That's right.
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Yep.
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Terms and conditions apply. Brad, have you ever been like pain shamed by your wife?
He's given birth to children.
Because that's what happened to me today.
Like we're sitting in the seat and Sam just kept referencing.
It's not like giving birth.
It's like, and it's like, OK, I understand that.
I never said it was.
I wasn't. I never said my thumb was giving birth to a child
I just said this hurts like crazy. Yes. I asked for an epidural, but you're the one connecting it to childbirth
It's different people use epidurals all the time
Yeah, I said I need a t-section. That's how we talk. That's we're just I'm thirsty
No Talk. That's, we're just, I'm thirsty. No, yes and no.
Not that specifically, but I don't think
I am a wuss like you.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I think, I think Catherine,
I love Catherine and she's great.
I don't think she's the most sympathetic girl in the world,
especially not to her husband.
And I don't think Sam is either.
Not even close.
Like, it's like
One of her dance mom friends is also like a nurse or something it was like Scott's being a total wuss right now Oh really? Yeah, cuz like we're driving out and my we're driving down the air
My thumb is hurting like crazy and I'm I'm just trying to like breathe. I'm like, I just want to focus on breathing
So I'm just breathing in the passenger seat and that's what she texts her friend. He's sitting here breathing heavy.
I'm like, Sam.
You just ran a marathon or something.
It's like, can you at least respect that this hurts?
I know it's not like giving birth, but it hurts.
Catherine's not mean like Sam.
He's breathing heavy.
She's just more like after it, like I'm like, I don't feel good.
I'm sick.
She's like, OK, well, let me give you
all these medicines that are going to take five days to
heal you. Cause they're natural and not, you know,
just knock me out good stuff like antibiotics. And then after day one,
she's just ready for me to be, she's like, so like not so frustrated,
but like I want you to feel better. Why aren't you like, it's kind of,
I'm kind of done like caretaking for you now figured out your stuff.
Yeah. So, You feel like it's kind of I'm kind of done like caretaking for you now figured out your stuff Yeah, you have your silver so because the the dad cold or dad sickness is like a thing like people think that dads embellish
Over a nice how sick they are this is all bad
They feel and and Jake you can you can weigh in because your husband too
I think it's I think there's something about it like my arm this arm thing that I've had this weird tendonitis thing
Like on one hand, I think as men we want to be tough. We want to be like hey, this arm thing that I've had, this weird tendonitis thing, like on one hand,
I think as men, we want to be tough.
We want to be like, Hey, it's not that bad.
But then at least if you're married to my wife or your wife, like it's like, if I don't
complain enough, they're not going to think I'm hurting at all.
Because what was happening was like, I mean, I was, I was trying to like, I mentioned like,
yeah, my arm's hurting.
And then of course I'm like struggling to do things and thinking like, she's probably going to see it.
You're kind of doing like, I'm like, I'm like a crossover, like struggling to do things.
Like struggling. I'm like just having a hard time over here.
You know, but, but then she, and then she's like, Hey, can you take, or can you replace the coal again?
Which is like the, you know, five gallon water thing.
I'm like, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then she'll ask me, yeah.
I mean, yeah, I can.
Okay.
Can you, can you pick up Henry, please?
Can you pick up Henry?
And I'm like holding the colleague and what?
No, I mean, and like, yeah, but do you understand?
Like my arm really hurts.
And then I'm like, I need you to know it hurts really bad.
And so maybe if women were just more caring,
then we wouldn't have to be wusses.
What about that?
You ever think about that, women?
Yeah, Rachel's gone, say whatever you need to say.
I'll say in front of her face.
She won't even understand.
Women are dumb.
No, I'm just kidding.
I do think women have a higher pain tolerance than men.
I'll throw that out there.
How do you judge? How do you measure?
Well, I have had some but they have to give birth
Yeah, they have to it's like it's like it's happen seven ounces pain tolerance or is that just like
We got to do it. So we got to do it. You know what I mean? You know, I was listening to Andrew Schultz today.
He came out of the new comedy special on Netflix.
The whole special is about him and his wife
trying to get pregnant eventually getting pregnant.
Anyway, on a podcast today, he was talking about it
and I thought it was cool.
He was like, the thing he really enjoyed
about seeing his wife give birth,
he was like, it's one of the few times in life
you get to see someone truly give 100% at something.
He was like, if they don't give 100%, the baby stays in.
He was like, she gives 100%, she's exhausted.
And then 10 minutes later, they're like,
hey, the baby needs milk right now.
And so then she breast feeds for who knows how long.
And then the second they said she was done,
she passed out.
He was like, it was so cool.
She went to the edge.
She would have done whatever she could.
I thought that was neat. Yeah, it's like, there was so cool. Like she like went to the edge. Like she would have done whatever she could. Yeah, I thought that was neat.
Yeah, it's like there's times in every single one of Catherine's deliveries
where she's like, I can't do this anymore.
And it's like, you have to. And then she pushes through.
You kind of get up closer. Hey, knock, knock.
Anyone home? You kind of have to knock.
Knock. That baby's not going back in too late.
Earth to Catherine.
No one else is going to do it.
I can't do it.
There's no subs here.
Yeah, exactly.
You're going to have to do it.
So figure it out.
So go ahead.
I'll meet you out back when you're ready.
Text me.
I got some Chloe a little silver for you.
Spray it on there.
I think that the pain tolerance thing though is, is so interesting.
Like just that whole, it's all subjective.
Like I don't know.
Like if I cut my thumb, it'd be like, Oh, you hurt more or less than Scott.
But it's like, well, what if you didn't cut it the exact same way or as severely?
Yeah.
We should test this somehow.
How?
That's the thing.
Like you ever see those things though, like those electrode things, they'll wire up to
a guy like this simulates childbirth.
Oh, we should do those. I haven't seen that. Yeah wire up to a guy, like, this simulates childbirth.
Oh. We should do those.
I haven't seen that.
Yeah, because guys are like.
That'd be a fun live stream.
Squirming around on the ground,
or like, this is why men could never give birth.
I'm like, well, that's not the same as giving birth.
That's electricity in my stomach.
Yeah, that's getting shocked to death.
I don't know what that's for.
It could be a horse tranquilizer.
Man.
I mean, the extent of my injuries
is breaking my foot, trying to dunk on you. I was there for that. Scott is kind of a wuss.
He fractured his fifth metatarsal and it didn't feel great.
All right. Fractured is like fracturing.
He fractured his pinky toe.
It didn't feel great. All right.
It didn't feel great.
When having besides that, like I would say that and my thumb today seriously have been the two most painful things
I've and it's like just I just have had good luck with not getting injured. That's all you have been like sore a lot
Yeah, I've had the other so like I've had muscle issues and stuff like that. But yeah, this is
Like the extreme. Oh man Rachel got that thing on her. She cut her hand. Yeah, it was kind of similar to Scott's
I think Rachel's was in like a spot where she was obviously going to need stitches.
It was like in the webbing. But yes, like Scott's is going to be way more annoying.
Like he's got a golf trip next weekend and like no way he's going to grip a golf
club and kind of thinks for pickleball.
Well, the funny thing, too, is like this was supposed to this trip was supposed to
be in September, but one of my buddies tore his ACL like a month before.
Yeah. So we rescheduled it to the end of March and here I am a week and a half before and I just sliced a chunk of
My finger. So it's supposed to be last September. Yeah. Oh, I see. So this has been like almost a year
And then so would he postpone for you if you since you put we're not postponing for anything. No, no way
We're not postponing like if I miss golf, it's fine
We have other stuff and I'm right-handed. So I like I played pickleball twice in the last 24 hours with this thumb
so it also just as amazing like
Watching like your body just is naturally going to heal itself. It's pretty wild like yeah, your thumb will get better pretty soon
Yeah, I mean in the you chopped it off. Yeah, your thumb is gonna heal pretty quick in the ER. There you go, Jakey
Talk about healing some leash. Yeah, we scab
Yeah, there's like there's like the skin will kill the conversation real quick
Skin will start growing back and I was like, okay
Is this kind of like a gecko with its tail or something like yeah grow a new thumb and it's beautiful. Yeah, dude
Speaking of geckos with its tail. Not exactly but you guys don't say it
Did you know a gecko yeah, don't say it's a fun game Jake. All right
We watched have you guys watched the Americas at all? Have you heard of it? No that documentary
It's like planet Earth kind of thing on NBC.
Bo Hattie and I are into it.
We've watched.
Is this Tom Hanks?
Yes, Tom Hanks narrates it.
Episode one, there's a fight in midair between an eagle and an osprey.
Got me going.
They even had like an electric guitar.
Like it was like, so America.
And like the osprey is like coming down from Canada and the eagle wins.
It's awesome.
It's a midair fight. Dude, it's wild. That sounds electric. Like dog fighting,
but yeah, the eagle did a barrel roll in midair and I didn't know that that was an actual
thing that birds did. I thought that was just like a air force. Something you do on star
fox. Yeah, exactly. Do a barrel roll. You're the fastest animal in the world is a bird.
I did know that, but I don't remember who it is.
I don't remember his name.
I don't. Yeah, I never met the guy.
He's Jamaican, right?
Is Usain Bolt's kid.
Kid, whatever.
Some sort of eagle or hawk or something.
Or is it a fish?
It is not.
Scott, look it up.
I think it's I think it's I think it's a bird.
Texting is a little tough right now
You could use your fingers do the voice. Oh, you don't have your computer on you ever think pet
Oh, what am I looking at? I got it fastest animal in the world. Yep
fastest laying animal cheetah yeah
Peregrine Falcon
Yeah, turn 40 mile an hour away. What yeah, wait, it's like going straight down though. So gravity
241 so what if you drop an elephant out of a
Airplane good question
It seems like one that Chad GPT will know better than
I've been talking to Chad GPT a lot about my finger the last 24 hours
It's an expert on everything it thinks great if you need. It definitely thinks I'm a wuss for sure. Really? Oh yeah. I'm like, why, why is it
still hurting? What pain should I be feeling? Sometimes those extreme extremity injuries
like toes and fingers, it's like, you just got to get over it. Like you can't, there's
not much like you can't like, you're not going to get a splint for that or anything. It's
just like, well, I'm going to let it heal. Yeah. I just have to let it stop bleeding
somehow. Terminal velocity of an elephant. You know, let it heal. Yeah, I just have to let it stop bleeding somehow
Terminal velocity of an elephant you know if they're about 12,000 pounds for a large adult frontal area drag coefficient
Between a hundred and 150 miles an hour really depending on posture
How bad house rates is back where's his? Is it tucked? You gotta tuck the trunk.
Tuck the trunk.
Yeah, you gotta be tucked.
What are you doing, dumb boat? Put the legs back together.
Tuck your ears behind your head.
You ever seen a Rottweiler?
A human in free fall reaches 120.
Now that's interesting.
We're on par with like a
female elephant. That's kinda nice. We're on par with like a female elephant.
That's kind of nice.
We could skydive together.
What if, yeah.
You ever just think about like,
before recording this podcast,
we said we were going to research the question
of the terminal velocity of an elephant.
Like how did we get there?
Or just like, yeah, afterwards,
Catherine's like, how was the podcast?
What did you guys talk about?
Same old. Just elephants falling from, you know, skydiving elephants. That's all.
That is interesting. Depending on posture. That's so funny.
Anyway, depending on if he's done it before slump shoulders.
Yeah. How experienced is it? Yeah. Parachute will probably hold them.
So technically, yeah, if an elephant, if I jumped out of the airplane
first and elephant could go right below me and beat we'd be okay. We'd be about the same.
Yeah, depending on the mass. How much do we trust science at that point? It depends on
your posture. That's fair. All of a sudden you're like looking up and you just like hit
a little air, air pocket. Yeah. Meanwhile, yeah, you're there. Like, no, no, no, no.
You ever see that clip of the Tour de France rider who planked on his bike and was like
flying past people?
It was more aerodynamic.
Like your legs being down on the pedals is like creates drag.
And so he got up, he puts essentially like his midsection on the bike seat.
Yeah.
And then it's just like fully planked.
And it's just like you see him like riding past people on like a downhill
That's impressive on yeah, that's a do that mid-race. Yeah get yourself into that position
And it might not be the Tour de France. It is the only bike race I know
But they were professionals if anybody else knows a other bike race out there comment it below because I don't think anybody does
Could have been the Tulsa invitation could have been told everybody knows that
Tulsa's hilly
Do you guys see the Lance Armstrong documentary? No. No. Well, let's talk about it. I
Watched it several months ago. Yes or no, would you watch? Yes. Yeah, you recommend it
Yeah, cuz I think our age all we know about Lance Armstrong is the jokes. They always hear yes
And you know, especially in golf Oh one ball short
Yeah, and you know, especially in golf. Oh one ball short
And but Livestrong that was the main thing we know about and you really don't know much about his career and the doping stuff And all that so I found it interesting Cheryl Crowe. That's my other Cheryl Crowe like crossword, you know
I rocked a lot of Livestrong bracelets. Yeah, like the actual yeah
Yeah, those were I remember do you remember if there was like a season where there was really hard to find
Yes, I never got one really didn't make it a straver. I think I had to like kind of like it was like social currency
I was like, hey, hey Jessica Bumberg
That's good Bumberg Bumberg
That far off
Bridge
Somebody's gonna know Jessica Burberry and send her this pie. I don't know, dude.
It happened once before and I felt really bad.
Anyway, yeah, I feel like it was like, hey, can I have that?
I'll give you this if you give me that.
Trade you cookies for a week.
Dude, those cookies?
Ft lunchroom.
Maybe worth it.
Did you guys have fresh cookies at your lunchroom?
We did not basically not baked at all. Oh, amazing. Is dough. Yeah. But yeah, the greasier,
the better on those things. Sometimes. I mean, it's like, did these even go into the oven
at all? But they were warm and there were two of them for 50 cents gained a lot of weight, seventh grade. Inflation, man.
Exactly.
And more wasted.
I was very nervous to get in the pool.
I kept the shirt on.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, man.
I watched a movie.
Do you have any show hands?
Do we have any M Night Shyamalan fans in the room?
I think I've only seen signs. That's the only one I could think of too.
Brad, I see those hands. Yeah, baby. Big M Night fan. Not big.
Well, two hands. You said let's show of hands. I showed my hands.
Sitting like this says otherwise. Any fans? Yeah. Anytime anybody says show of
hands, I put both of them up. You big fan? No. Hey, quick show of hands.
You just throw them up there. My dad was a cop. Remember? Yeah. Anytime anybody says show of hands, I put both of them up. You a big fan? No. Hey, quick show of hands. You just throw them up there.
My dad was a cop, remember?
Yeah, he wants to show our hands.
No, I've seen signs.
I've seen the ring.
Is that M. Night?
Don't think.
Just like somewhat scary movies.
Like I've seen A Quiet Place.
Exorcist.
Get Out.
Oh, The Sixth Sense. I've seen The Sixth Sense. Oh, I guess I've seen more than place exorcist get out oh the sixth sense I've seen the sixth sense
oh I guess I've seen more than I thought what split the village I think the villages that was
called the visit no the first two letters are the same the village it might be in there it's just
not in the top eight that it's currently showing me I think the villages yeah what was the one lady
in the water yeah never saw it I don't know anyway, okay
So you watched what you watch split?
No, I'm pretty sure Rachel has some funny like anecdote about split
like I think if you if you take a lot of psychology and like counseling classes like
Without a doubt once per semester. They will show you split. It's a guy with like
You know personality. Yes.
Which of course there's some other actual word for it.
Dyslexia.
Dissociative identity disorder might've nailed it.
Anyway.
That sounds good.
Yeah, it did.
Yep.
Anyway, there's a new movie on Netflix.
When we turned on Netflix,
it said number one in movies today.
And it had Josh Hartnett, does name the little harbor guy.
Pearl Harbor. Yeah, he's alive still.
And he looks about the same as he did in Pearl Harbor.
Good for him. Yeah.
That's sometimes it's refreshing to see somebody like you ever see some
like picture of somebody from high school and it's like, they still look pretty nice.
You know, Hillary Duff.
Calm down, Scott. know, Hillary Duff Calm down Scott Scott
Scott loved Hillary Duff. That's a good point. That's a good example. She like she doing alright. She still looks great
Yeah, well, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, you see the Olsen twins not so much
What's her? Oh dang it her? Oh
My gosh, Jessica
No, dang it. This is gonna my gosh. Jessica Berberich.
Dang it, this is gonna drive me.
Martha Stewart.
It's right, Amanda Bynes, sorry.
Oh yeah.
She looks very rough.
She looks very different.
Really?
I watched that Nickelodeon documentary
and I was wanting them to tell us where she's at now,
but yeah, a lot of those kids stars,
it's tough to have a normal life afterwards.
Anyway, the newest movie to hit Netflix is called Trap
and it looked intriguing.
We didn't have anything else going on.
So we watched it and the whole movie takes place
at like a pop concert and it's very interesting.
Oh yes, I did wanna watch this.
So I'm not that familiar with M. Night Shyamalan movies.
I thought at least the joke or the stigma is like,
oh, an M. Night, a Shyamalan twist.
I thought he was known for like making quality movies
with a good twist in it.
This was something interesting.
And maybe I'm not the best movie reviewer.
I had a bunch of women going off on me in the Facebook group.
I guess no one else liked You're Cordially Invited.
And I was like, ah, that was a good movie.
I'm a pretty terrible movie reviewer.
So I'll take that for what it is.
But first of all, the twist happens in the first five minutes. I don't think you're a terrible movie reviewer. So I'll take that for what it is. But first of all, the twist happens
in the first five minutes.
I don't think you're a terrible movie reviewer.
I think I'm easy to please.
Same here.
Except why do people like Ted Lasso so much?
Dude.
Don't disrespect Ted.
I think you have opinions.
You're not like, oh, every movie's good.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think you're like,
that movie is terrible, don't watch it.
But it was like, you're like that movie is terrible. Don't watch it. But it was like you're like you have strong opinions
Just don't don't listen to him man. Be yourself fast and furious 9 was terrible
Okay, that's one movie. I will Scott is one that I'm not listening to
If he says it's terrible, it must be like bottom of the barrel dude
Especially because I love the fast and furious Fast and furious 9 was terrible. It was so bad the fact that you saw eight of them and then you're like nine
I'll see nine on it back. Let's go. This one will be good. Nine made me question the whole franchise
Frank was that bad. It was that bad
So is here nine or ten?
Ten I'm trying to go got it Roman hasn't come out yet
Yeah, hopefully ten revives it. I'm trying to think. Got it. Roman numerals. Maybe 10 hasn't come out yet. Yeah.
Hopefully 10 revives it all.
I got pre-ordered tickets for it.
They already got a CGI Paul Walker for 10.
I'm pretty excited.
So back to trial.
I'm doubting everything I thought I knew about in my shaman.
So they do the twist in the first five minutes and then there's no twist later in the movie,
which makes me think he forgot how to do it.
Oh yeah.
It's interesting.
That's what happens.
Yeah, so I guess that's kind of refreshing.
The twist is early on.
Like Josh Hartnett, he's the one actor
you've heard of in this movie, so you think protagonist,
and then you find out five minutes in,
oh, he's the bad guy.
Spoiler alert.
You are gonna find out soon.
You're gonna find out early.
But no, the reason I bring this up is because,
so he's like a bad guy,
the FBI is at this pop concert
because they know he's there,
which it's so funny, you're like,
so the FBI knows, they don't know what he looks like,
they don't know where he lives,
but they know he's going to a pop concert.
And they're like, but we don't know,
he's somewhere in here, we'll find him.
Could be any of them.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's really for a man at a pop concert.
So as this movie goes on,
Rachael and I are both going like,
man, it feels like they're showing a lot of singing.
Like it's a lot of like the pop concert.
It's like you're watching just a live stream concert
on Netflix.
It's a Rachel's joking around like,
I feel like this is like one of the director's daughters
and he's just trying to like showcase her talent and try to make a name for herself
and get about halfway through the movie.
And if you're really enjoying a movie or show, I'm very anti-Google.
I don't care how much it's bugging me.
Like, what is that guy from?
I want to Google it.
But it's like you risk getting spoilers or anything.
Sure. But when movie's not that great, you're like, now I'm going to take a little
Google search out, figure out what's going on here.
And you find out the pop star,
her name is like Suleika Shyamalan.
No way.
And I go, Rachel.
What?
You know, this is his daughter.
I think he made this whole movie.
So it's her acting debut, it's her like music debut.
All the songs in the movie are like her album
that just came out.
Wow.
So I guess on one end you're like,
I guess good for you as a dad using your platform, but it's funny to like invest that into a movie and like, Oh, I hope people
like my daughter's singing because of it. Yeah. Interesting. I wonder, I don't, I don't
know enough about it. It's so hard to say his name. Made my shame on, um, but like,
yeah, I don't know. I don't know if he's had much mini movies recently. It doesn't get
his reputation to upkeep
I was just surprised it was like oh, this is not that good and it's clearly for his daughter to succeed
Yeah, maybe Netflix was like, please do something. He's like I'll do it under these conditions
There's gonna be nine original songs. You have to have 72 minutes worth of my daughter
Yeah, I just couldn't believe it Rachel nailed it so perfectly. Wow, so it's really just the directors daughter
That's singing a ton of originals. That's hilarious. So yeah, it's pretty funny
That's what you're into. Let me know what you think of trap
And it was like one of the number one movies on Netflix and maybe that's just maybe the day we saw it as the day
It was on Netflix. That's why I'm still not competing with much. But yeah
Better than the rest. Yeah that yeah that day yeah yeah kind of funny
Suleyka Shyamalan. Shyamalan dude oh yeah it's gotta be it's like what are the chances yeah
yeah I looked it up in her yeah Instagram was like so cool to work with my dad on this project
everything so huh interesting hope for the best let me know what you think of trap if you watch
it out there ghosties if you don't it, people probably aren't gonna like it.
Yeah, I don't know, maybe you will like it.
Or maybe it's like, Jake, how'd you not see the art in that?
The art, no, it's rather ridiculous.
The music's amazing.
Yeah, I love the music.
Boy, am I tired, Jake.
What happened?
Boy, am I tired.
I don't know if you saw, but we had an ad read earlier
where I fell on the ground.
And I don't know, man.
Sometimes I get fatigued these days.
Really?
You know, what's the other big F word?
No.
Froth.
Froth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wish I had some froth in my life.
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Scotty, have you seen whiplash?
Oh yeah.
And I loved it.
Okay.
Cause that was one that Jake was great.
Jake at the end of it was like, I didn't get this.
Or I wasn't, I didn't love it.
It was intense, but it was really good.
It reminds me, I got a YouTube video suggested to me and it was
called whiplash, except it's not yellow.
Have you seen this YouTube title?
And it's a really funny thumbnail
because then just the whole video is just like
the really intense scene, are you rushing, are you dragging?
And it's just split screen,
like the original was like extremely yellow.
And I saw YouTube comments were like,
oh, the director wanted to do this
because she makes the brass pop more.
But when it's side by side, you're like, oh, it is so,
it looks like a shot in Mexico.
Oh, you know, when they color grade movies
to look like in Central America, it is extremely orange.
And so the white version was nice too.
But as I rewatched the scene, I was like,
this is a good scene.
Yeah, I liked it.
Sure.
Yeah, that's fair.
You don't know what to expect the first time
you watch a movie or like,
I don't know what this is going to be like.
Yeah, so yeah, I'm sure I would appreciate again with a rewatch
Hmm, but good scene. Good job miles. Yeah bald guy. Good job. Good job bald guy. What's his name? Miles Teller? Got it
What is that guy's name? We Jay Jay K Simmons very good. Yeah, you're who okay, Rowling
Yeah, so we were talking about objects falling from the sky earlier.
Yes, we were.
Did you guys see that we had astronauts that were stuck in space for nine months that just
landed yesterday?
Rachel's kind of my newscaster around here.
Yesterday, she goes, Hey, the astronauts are back.
And I said, I don't know.
I don't know what that means.
I didn't know they were stuck up there.
Yeah, I know.
All of a sudden we got guys.
I'm like, how did they get stuck?
Why were they stuck?
We couldn't get anybody else. we couldn't get them away home?
Yeah, this feels like if it was the 90s,
that's all we would talk about probably,
is astronauts are stuck.
Yeah, but then they just-
So do you know why they were stuck?
I don't know why they were stuck.
I watched some of the content of them like coming down
and landing and then like they had to be wheel chaired out,
which I'm like, what are they doing?
I don't think they know how to walk.
Then I'm like, then again, they have been living nine months without gravity. So that's got to be a little
Disorienting Wow. Yeah, cuz yeah, I just say months is why they were stranded on the International Space Station
Yeah, so we just straight just there's no way to get him back man. That's too bad
Isn't Elon sending rockets up every week? Yeah, he's going he's going to like
Not far up there at all.
Right?
I don't think the International Space Station is that far.
Yeah, I don't know why I chimed in.
I don't know anything about this.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just thought it was random that I had not
heard about astronauts being stuck.
Seems like that's kind of a problem.
For nine months.
For nine months.
You would think after month four,
it's like, we should probably start talking about this. It seems like they're actually stuck, you know
Hashtag get them down
All right, let's see your best guess is how high above sea level is the International Space Station a little wits and wagers right here
I don't even know what's a good. Yes miles or feet. Oh
Oh whatever unit you would like.
I would have I was I'm embarrassed to say like my first guess initially was going to be like 2000 feet.
And I'm like, that's not I'm being I'm being transparent.
It's below most mountains.
Exactly. I didn't think twice.
I was I wasn't actually going to say it, but I was like in my head, I was like, is 2000 feet like a good guess?
No, probably not. That's what pilots say. We're now at our cruising altitude of 500 feet
Back relax
Mars here soon
Wow, I have no idea 10 miles miles. OK, I'm going to go 25 miles. 254 miles.
Oh.
And that's not that far.
That's higher than I thought.
That's way far, is it?
254 miles?
I don't know.
Out of all outer space?
Yeah, but those rockets go like 500 miles an hour.
So that's like 30 minute drive.
And then they're just kind of coasting up there.
I didn't see, totally think about the thrust.
I didn't see some YouTube video that showed like a perspective
of how fast the International Space Station is moving
if it was like 50 feet above the ground.
And it's literally just like, like, tch.
Really?
So I mean, that thing's humming around the Earth.
Whoa.
How is that possible?
The International Space Station moves at 17,000 miles an hour.
That's which is like a 737. It circles the earth every that's why they call them seven every 90 minutes. It is a full lap around the earth.
Magellan could never isn't amazing. You could be in that thing moving 17,000 miles an hour, but you're able to like be in there and sustain that.
It's kind of how I feel about being on earth.
I was gonna say,
what do you think we're doing right now, brother?
Spinning around.
You guys listen to Jump 5 back in the day?
Remember that song?
Spinning around, I got this funny feeling.
See, Brad knows it.
Yep.
Jump 5, I remember Jump 5.
It was like the Christian Backstreet Boys.
Had a couple of crushes on them too.
I was like, ah, who we gonna go with? Seven Heaven or Jump 5? They were girls. Yeah, great. Christian Backstreet Boys had a couple crushes on them, too I was like I don't go with seven heaven or jump five. They were girls with some
Once I had crushes over when I said crushes for sure for sure was yeah, I remember jump five
I don't remember their songs
Spinning around was kind of the main hit
That was the way based on the International Space Station. Yeah, it was however, we're actually so small and it's really cool
Really cool. Did you ever go, I, well, first of all, I thought about like back in the day, I would go to a Christian bookstore and you could like, there were certain CDs that were open. You
could play them and listen to them and be like, Oh, I want to listen to this. I do remember that.
Yeah. Mardell. Yep. And then I remember, do you remember this memory as a 90s kid going to Walmart,
Best Buy, whatever, the TV is above you,
and you got the controller right here, like waist level.
It was fun, but it never played quite like I wanted it to.
Fair.
And I never got to play for more than three minutes
before it's like, hey, we gotta go.
What are we doing?
Yeah, it didn't really make sense.
I mean, what mom in the world is gonna be like,
I mean, do you wanna knock out a quick franchise on Madden? Yeah, right.
From Walmart?
Yeah.
It's like, I mean, yeah, I'll leave you here
for like three minutes.
Yeah, it's like, I just got to pick my team.
It loads forever, it's a PS3.
Yeah.
They just came out with this.
The graphics take forever to load.
And it was never the game you wanted to play.
They never had Madden up there.
It was like, you know, Fast and Furious 9.
Was the video game or some Mario, I don't know.
I do have fond memories of it still,
even though you're right, all those things is like,
yeah, they're so inconvenient, so whatever is like,
but that was pretty cool to think like, you never know.
Sometimes it didn't work, so when it worked,
it was like, this is so exciting.
It just something about like free video games.
Like I didn't have to do anything for this.
Playing some game I never heard of. That's fun. Do you guys what you guys have Christian publishers outlet up here. That was the big Christian bookstore
Oh, it's just called Christian bookstore Christian bookstore. Yeah, that changed a life way was Hastings Christian at all
Do you remember that story? I don't think it was great planes Hastings. I remember there was a Hastings
Like Santa Fe Merlin over there
You and Jay Bumberg ever go there.
You and Jay Bum.
No, we were strictly frontier trail junior high.
Yeah. Hastings. Yeah, I always I never liked Hastings.
Wasn't a big fan. I was a boarders guy.
If I had to be anywhere.
Hey, show hands.
I don't know. I'm showing hands for you.
Anyone else apply for Beast Game season two?
Oh, just no. How?
Where? Online.
On the line. I don't have the line.
That game is going to be played dramatically differently in game in season two.
Yeah. If anybody needs to talk about this, these games, it's Scott Peck.
Dude, I like your Tijuana Tijuana.
Is that Tijuana? Tijuana. Tijuana.
Yeah, they call me Tijuana. Get a bread.
Season two, let's do this.
I'm ready. They had like a
after the final Rose episode kind of thing.
Yeah. And you told me I haven't watched it yet.
It's kind of been on my list to watch,
but that would be kind of fun to go watch everyone's.
I the thing that just drives me nuts is the Dino hate and the J.C.
love. I'm like that.
Like you were what they did.
I was really mad at J.C.
like irrationally mad people in that didn't watch the show.
So Dino is a guy, like they're doing a challenge
where you have to save someone.
You have to pick two people to save.
Dino's kind of on the chopping block
and he grabs another girl who he thinks
that this person will not want to eliminate
to try and save himself.
Dude, that was a great summary.
Thank you.
That was a tough thing to explain. Yeah. That was a tough thing to explain.
Yeah, that was a tough thing to explain.
Pretty much it was like,
there was two people that this girl liked,
and then Dino, and then he had to pick somebody else
to not get eliminated.
And so he kind of put,
through one of that girl's friends under the bus,
he got eliminated.
There was like, oh Dino, I can't believe you did that.
That's what any other person would do in that scenario.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, and so then the next episode
There's a box with a million. Yeah million dollars ten people
And it's going one through ten and one gets to go pick how much more money money they want to take two gets to pick
And so on and so forth and then the remaining money just depends on how much people before you take
So the first girl once again Tijuana So the first girl, Tijuana. Once again, great explanation.
Thank you, Tijuana.
Yeah.
I'm ready to pick, I'm ready.
I'm ready for this.
She does 100, and then two was Tatman, tatted up.
He takes more.
Fake Grammy.
So he already starts throwing a wrench in the plans,
and then JC goes and takes $650,000.
Do you remember he said he was in debt, it's throwing a wrench in the plans. And then JC goes and takes $650,000.
Do you remember he said he was in debt, like 550,000. He's like, let's, let's just throw a little bit more on top of that.
Like, you know, this is going to get taxed.
So let's, let's take some more.
Also, I'm like, 500, is that just your house?
Cause I think he lives in California or something.
Yeah.
Is that just a mortgage?
I'm like, yeah.
Do you just live in a modest house?
Sounds a lot like a mortgage something. Yeah, that's a mortgage. I'm like, yeah Do you just live in a like modest house sounds a lot like a mortgage payment? Yeah
Anyway, I will say the comments since then I feel like people are much more on Dino's side
Like the the American public is on Dino's side for sure as they should be because he I mean you're trying to stay in the game
Yeah, like you got to do what you can do
But like and then JC's like he's friends with the girl right behind him.
I'll leave her $27,000.
He's like, Emma needs something.
I wanna leave something for Emma.
And so he left her some scraps of some bones.
Yeah.
And I love the videos of him just sobbing in his,
you know, house with all the money around him.
Like that is such a great shot of just him crying.
So emotional about it.
Yeah.
Scott texted us both like, have you guys watched this yet?
I was so mad.
Like it's just funny to me because I was fuming.
I was screaming at the television.
Did you have any feeling like that, Jake?
I'm not fuming or screaming, but Rachel and I were like,
can you believe that?
And also, how lucky is that second guy now?
Like he screwed this all up, but at least he
didn't take as much as JC. He would have had a big big target for a lot less money totally
Yeah, that was just a bummer. I I just I watched it and I was like that's just it's just a TV show and Scott texted
Like I was so mad about this and I will say like watching with Katherine Katherine reacted exactly like mr
Beast wanted her to at every single turn.
He should not be doing that.
Like, yeah, like it'll be like next week.
And she'd be like, Oh, Oh, that's going to be crazy.
Oh my gosh.
You know, all these different things. Like, I don't know.
What would you do?
This is so stressful.
And I'm like, I just didn't.
I can't wait for next episode next week.
Right.
Exactly.
So I love this show.
I think part of it that made me
more mad was like, JC was the guy chastising Dino the episode before. It's hypocritical.
Yeah. I was like, dude, are you kidding me? Oh man. I, that was, I had to tell me to calm
down. Chill out, dude. I was screaming at the television okay it was frustrating so episode two or three there's a spot where like somebody gets elected from
each team there's like they are they they're gonna be able to whatever not
not take a bribe and they go up there and they're like hey if you take this
bribe you get a million dollars and you stay in the game but the rest of your
team gets out if you were the person up there, what would you have done?
1,000% taking the money.
Yeah.
1,000%.
And people realize that as the game went on.
Yes.
I think the guy at the very end of the last episode
where you didn't know whose name was in the card, and he chose,
he's like, I think that's me, so I'm
going to go ahead and take my $1 billion.
That's why I think season two, as soon as you're offered money,
people are going to be chopping heads.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It'll be cool.
It's gonna be cutthroat next season.
So you applied, all that to say.
I was sitting right here after we recorded
last week's episode, working on stuff,
and I got an email, or maybe I just saw it on Instagram,
it was like, Beast Games applications are live.
And I was like, you know what?
Yeah.
I'll just knock it out here real quick.
And then it took like 45 minutes.
It was not quick.
And then they wanted like,
I mean, there was a lot of questions about like,
did you watch season one?
What did you think about it?
What was your favorite game?
Why?
If you were in season two,
how would you play this game different?
What did you like about this?
What are your skills?
What type of strategy would you use?
And then I needed to make a video.
And so I was like, well, I'm not spending any time on this.
So I did it without getting out of my seat.
So that's why these are right here.
So I was using props.
That's why this paddle's right here.
There's like, I'm gonna do it only sitting here.
So we'll see.
I wonder if it's just like, yeah,
just more and more hoops so that there's not
as many people applying kind of thing.
Maybe.
Like, oh man, we to write an essay for this
I'm not doing this, you know
But so someone online estimated that they'll probably get about a hundred thousand applications for season two. He's narrowed down to a thousand
That's imagine being on the that team sorting through those applications
Scale of all of its insane so Jake now that you've watched season one the very first episode they do like this thing where it's insane. So Jake, now that you've watched season one, the very first episode, they do like this thing
where it's like, you know, you're out right away,
but you get X amount of dollars,
but you get everyone else out in your row.
Now that you've watched it,
would you take the money right away?
Like, let's say it gets to $50,000.
Would you be like, boom, gone?
So Rachel, I had this conversation.
I said, let's say I get on the show.
We need to figure out, like,
cause the commitment is like, if you make it all the way. We need to figure out, like, because the commitment is like,
if you make it all the way,
you have to be gone for like six weeks.
Wow.
It's a really long time.
So I was like, Rachel, we should figure out what,
how much money I should take at each increment.
And like, what's worth,
like if I'm gonna be gone two weeks,
how much money do I need to come home with?
Yeah.
And I said something, the same thing.
I was like, so if I could get 50 grand in the first week,
I was thinking, yeah, let's do that.
Rachel's like, no, it's gotta be higher. Really? I was like, so if I could get 50 grand in the first week, I was thinking, yeah, let's do that. Rachel's like, no, it's gotta be higher.
Really?
I was like, oh, okay.
I think it's six figs for me to leave early.
Six figs or above.
To like knock other people out.
Yeah.
You guys just have so much more confidence in yourself
that you're gonna win more money.
I'm like, I'm not gonna win the whole thing.
Yeah.
Just take the guaranteed cash.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But then again, like.
I'm sure once you're there and you feel like you've made it a little bit, you're like, I don't wanna leave, this is Yeah. I don't know. But then again, like. I'm sure once you're there
and you feel like you've made it a little bit,
you're like, I don't want to leave.
This is fun.
Oh, a hundred.
It's just like the casino or anything else
where it's like you're the sunk cost or whatever.
Like, I just want to stay in here and we'll see.
I mean, I'm already here.
What?
Those people are out.
I made it to the next thing.
I saw a basketball rollover earlier.
I think the next game's gonna be basketball.
I don't wanna leave now.
Exactly.
Well, one of the guys that turned down a million dollars,
the very next challenge, it's the
one where you're in the room with three people and two of you stay and one goes, and they
chose to have three sandwiches and whoever drew the sandwich that was different got eliminated.
And a guy that turned down a million dollars for 50 people drew the wrong sandwich.
It's like, that's why I think people are going to play differently.
It's like, if you have an opportunity to take money you take it because the next challenge your teammate might drop a ball that
Falls from the ceiling or you draw a wrong sandwich and then you're leaving home with nothing
Remember the sandwich thing either it's another time that I got so mad. He's like dude left it up to a sandwich
Well, it's just like if you're in the room with three people,
like the guy that just turned down a million dollars, OK,
yeah, you can go through.
Like, yeah, you should be fine.
Yeah, then us two compete.
They're like, nah, you're going to participate in this.
That's one of the questions they asked.
They said, all right, from season one,
let's say you're locked in a cube.
What would you have asked for?
My answer, I'll let you guys think. I said I would ask for a trash can and pieces of paper
And I would have challenged them to just like a classic game of paper toss
I was like two random people plucked out of nowhere. I'm not losing. What do you think paper tosses? It's like horse
I think just yeah shooting hoops just throwing it into the basket. Okay. Yeah, just making it rain. I was like, there's no way I lose that
Oh Just throwing it into the basket. Yeah, just making it rain. I was like, there's no way I lose that.
Oh, so you're like.
That's like something I feel confident in.
And also, I was trying to get this done as quick as possible.
I think to a certain degree,
I like the people that did stuff that was kind of by chance.
What?
Yeah, I just feel like that's the most.
To win five million dollars?
That's such a weak answer.
But if you're in a room with three people,
how would you, you think it's something,
you should do something skill-based? Yeah, convince them to do something that you're in a room with three people, like how would you you think it's something you should do something skill-based
Yeah, convince them to do something that you're good at
Yeah, anything that even takes a little bit of coordination
I feel like we are gonna have it, you know, like hey, let's see who throw their quarter the closest to the wall something that yeah
People may think like oh, that's kind of fun. I take it back. I think yeah, yeah
I'm skill-based just have some strategy to it. I'm like, yeah, try to figure it out. Try to figure it all. Yeah
Probably just who can hit the pickleball the hardest probably or if there's two brothers strategy to it. I'm like, yeah, try to figure it out. Try to figure it out. Yeah. Probably
just a, who can hit the pickleball the hardest probably. Or if there's two brothers, then
you just plot an elaborate scheme to wild con a girl out of that. That's a bummer. How
how I bet you didn't care about that one at all. I wasn't the most passionate I've ever
been on that show, but I mean, it's like, yeah, it's shady and annoying, but it was, it didn't get me fired up as other stuff.
I just love, I, I, I envy honestly, how into stuff like that you get, like I'm just saying, I just watch it and I'm like, this was fun.
And Scott on the other hand is like, yeah, losing sleep over this show.
Oh, he's been texting me about Severance.
He's getting pretty fired about Severance too.
Yeah. Severance has had some good little twists.
It's a slow season one.
I was really just like-
Oh, you're only on season one.
No, I'm in season two now.
But I was really like season one, I was just grasping on to people that told me Severance
is good.
Yeah.
Like I trust you.
I'm gonna keep watching.
Where are you at right now?
Season two, episode five, I think.
I think I have-
Oh yeah, you did the or-
So you did the or-
Yeah, the orp. Geez. Yeah, that was interesting. Every episode has been so weird. I bet Scott have oh yeah, you did the or so it's you did the or bow. Yeah the orp
Geez, yeah, that was interesting
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who's your favorite character I
Kind of like Milchik dude
He kind of just I don't know I just reminds me like a running back in high school I like his dance the MD The MDE scene. MDE, right? Yeah.
I forgot that acronym, right?
Dance experience.
Yeah, that was a pretty funny scene.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He's just fun.
And I feel like his character is going to evolve.
Like, he's going to start.
I feel like the episode I just watched,
he might be starting to feel differently about Lumen.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
No spoilers.
Try not to spoil anything.
I don't know.
I don't understand. Who's your favorite? I like Irving. I don't know. I was
Who's your favorite? I like Irving
Irving's nice. I've all yeah. Yeah
Got a little got a little different eventually, but I like Irving the or bow
Episode with Irving's good. Yeah. Yeah
Who do I like I
Think I like heli Katherine has a problem with the way that heli walks, dude. Yes. Really? Yes
That is how a primate walks that is not how heli walks
Silverback gorilla goes through the jungle. She does sway. She sways and there's some wild action. Yeah
through the jungle. She does sway. She sways and there's some shoulder action. It's wild. Yeah.
It's like... And she's walking on her knuckles and that's what's so weird about it.
Her name's Jane. Yeah, I've dated her boyfriend Tarzan. Yeah, it's like... She does have an interesting gait for sure. I don't mind it. I do like her her attitude though. Yeah, I called that season two by the way stop
Guys let's do a let's do a mad lib. Yes, is it singular if you just do one or is they are they always mad libs?
One mad lib I'm surprised no one's made a pun about like, like Democrat, like, oh yeah, Mad Lib.
Never thought about that till just now.
The angry politician went out of his house and had blue hair.
You're talking to Mad Lib.
Yes, that's a Mad Lib.
You're talking to Mad Lib, yeah?
Oh yeah, you're talking to Mad Libs.
Anyway, my Mad Lib.
First word. We are, we are all Madlibs! Anyway, my Madlib. First word.
We are all over the place.
Nightpod.
Nightpod.
Nightpod.
I need a verb.
I need a verb.
Eight.
That's not a verb.
Well, it's a...
Eating.
Oh gosh, fight.
Ing.
We have eat and fight. Eat, fight. Ing. We have eaten fight.
Eat and fight.
Next word.
I need a, I need a noun.
Noun.
I want one from each of you.
George Washington.
Cow.
Okay.
So Scott, yours was eating the cow.
Oh, that sounds great.
Brad, yours was fighting into George Washington.
That doesn't make any sense.
That's good.
My bad lib.
Yep.
Spring in action.
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The average farmers probably got what family of five we're talking 600,000.
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Give or take.
There's a few farmers out there that are fertile for more than just their land if you know
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That's right.
Yeah.
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I didn't say seed.
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Honestly, it was like, it was like, we've been waiting for a special occasion and I
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I was talking just truly just because about Good Ranchers
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And they were like, oh, so this is like you actually truly
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My aunt Cindy, she goes, even when I make blah chicken,
it tastes amazing.
And they're like, what's blah chicken?
She's like, just like salt and pepper on chicken.
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It's just, there's something so different about it.
And I'm like, you're absolutely right.
There is something so much better about this chicken.
And it's because of all these things it's free from
and the fact that it's from America.
So.
You ever send me that recipe for blah chicken?
Blah chicken?
Yeah.
I saw, yeah, I think so. Okay.
And then I also sent you the one for blacks, black dirt, black dirt chicken. That's good. So wonderful.
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Very good. Boom. Bop. That's a good ad read. Did you watch last? Yeah, you watch lots of me back in the day
We got in the I didn't watch too far into it. I think we watched like a season. We just all had crushes on Kate. Yeah, she was a babe. She was a babe
Yeah, and then oh, there you go. We had watch parties at your house. Yeah, like a bunch of people. Yeah
We're getting in soul Scott victory, let's go
Yes, I can't wait to dunk next week
Let's go.
Yes. I can't wait to dunk next week.
Getting set some insoles.
Pretty exciting.
Brad, what are insoles?
There are things you insert into your shoes.
Just a little pre pod conversation just to get us
warmed up earlier. We were talking.
It goes they go in your soles.
All right. I just want to know like whatever.
I will say I was surprised to hear you ask what are insoles.
I mean, I know the idea behind them
I didn't know if
This is an insult just mean it's like a cushion or does it mean like there's arches like coming from the guy with a wedge
In his shoe now exactly. I'm like I'm like is that is that an insole sure it's in your soul
Exactly. It's like
Yeah, I was just trying to clarify
Just run cars check there
I was just trying to clarify. Just trying to clarify.
Just trying to clarify.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Pick a ball.
Pick a ball.
So you're getting some emails, congrats.
Tom, Tom just emailed.
They're sending them.
Tom's a late email guy.
Last night, 9 p.m.
When business gets done during the night pod.
Been using China.
China, dude, speaking of that.
Oh yeah, wait, you already know this.
I can't wait to call my dad though.
About? About what I'm about to say.
I actually told Rachel, I said, I need to,
I think I'm going to call my dad tomorrow.
And I want you to film me when I,
so I need to call him before this episode comes out.
I cannot wait to see his reaction when I say,
Hey, so we're all good on,
so we're going to family vacation,
Amelia Island, April 20th to the 24th.
I think I'm going to come back here
the night of the 24th to Kansas City,
the 25th, knock out at least two Ghostbusters episodes,
at least two Correct Opinions episodes.
Maybe you have to double that, I don't know.
Because on the 26th, I'm going to be flying to China.
Just a quick, quick.
I can't wait to hear what my dad says about that.
He'll be like, what?
You got to, you terrify me.
What are you terrifying me?
Nice.
It's affecting the business.
We are seeing impacts.
We're the terrors.
Just for this, huh?
Yeah.
All right.
Cost of goods.
It's affecting the business. But yeah, it happened really quickly.
But I think me, Isaac, and then the Friday CEO, Matt, us three are going to go to China
and to Vietnam for some pickleball things.
Scott is still like working full time with two kids.
Yeah. Has a corporate job research
limited PTO.
My turn researching lime wafer companies. Fortman is speaking of line. Ontario, Canada.
Anyone lime wave? Nope. No, we're trying to clean. Yeah, we're clean. Yeah. We had tea.
Tea before this. Yeah, we're drinking. Yeah, we had tea this tea before this
Yeah, we're drinking. Oh man refreshing habanese. What did I have? It's not how many that's a type of dog
I think hibiscus hibiscus. I knew it was h and a b from Rose hips
Very good
Okay, what yeah tells I mean that that's that's crazy. Yeah, it hasn't really set in yet
I'm trying to like tell myself over and over again,
like you're going to communist China.
You're going to China.
Communist China.
Yeah. It's like, I just know, it's just so funny.
Like you traveled much?
Yeah. Well, Russia and China mainly.
Those are the main two spots I've been.
Just not to, you know, Italy, no.
France, no. Spain, no.
No, Russia, China, Syria every
once in a while. It's like, Whoa, okay. Iraq was beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful summers. Fallujah
better than you think. Yeah. Go in the spring. Bad rap. Airbnb is there. Not, yeah. Not
to be missed. Yeah. Uh, so yeah, I think it's multifaceted one to get in front of our manufacturer to clarify some things just to
see the whole operation to strengthen that relationship.
And two, I mean, as far as I know, I've never seen anyone on the internet go like in go
inside of a pickleball factory and report back. I don't know where that.
It's like that. Yeah, like the guy in Willy Wonka, like no one goes in.
No one comes out.
As soon as I worded that, I was like, oh, yeah, no one tells the tale.
Lives to talk about it. I've never. Yeah, that's great.
No one reports back. But so I would like to think we'd. I've never, yeah, that's great. No one reports back.
But so I would like to think we'd get some cool like,
you know, footage and good, you know,
some good videos out of it, you know.
Yeah, talking about how it's made.
How it's made.
I flew to China to see how pickleball paddles are made.
Or, you know, inside of a Chinese pickleball paddle,
you know, we'll have some good footage.
So that's the point of the China trip.
That's about half of it.
And it's, I think you
can kind of need you. It's not automatic to just get a visa in China. Like an American passport
isn't good enough, but I think we can get one through a manufacturer and they're going to kind
of like show us around, which is nice. So we don't have to like hail a taxi in Mandarin and
negotiate, you know, like I think they're going to take care of us. That's good. Although it's a
fun image trying to you hailing a taxi in Mandarin.
Sure. Yeah. I don't know. I don't want to. Yeah. Yeah. I know that. Ni hao ma. You say, say ma at the end. Like, hello, ma. Hello, sir. Yep, maybe. Yeah, could be, depends. Make sure you say ma.
Like any Chinese I know is all from rush hour two.
Give us, give us some, give us some.
Give us some Chris Tucker.
He's like, le ho ma, girl.
I tell you, I met Chris Tucker at the masters last year.
It was great, dude.
How thin are the, what does he say?
How thin is the waist?
Let's go in.
Oh yeah. What size is the waist? What size is the waist? Let's go in. Oh, yeah. What size is the waist? What
size is the waist? Let's go in. Croc skin, croc skin, buttercream, buttercream, buttercream,
buttercream. Put some water rings on you. Smack you a little bottom. Give us a few more Chris
Tucker quotes from Rush Hour. I don't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.
Lee!
Lee!
Oh, that Lee was good.
Come on, Lee!
Come on, Lee!
That's good.
Oh, man.
You just met him at Augusta?
Yeah.
It was like towards the end of the day, we were sitting next to the 15th green
and I turned around to go down the steps and he was being escorted by a guy in a
green jacket who's a member there. And I just, I was like,, oh my and I said it out loud. This is what got his attention
I go. Oh my gosh, it's Chris Tucker
And he was great. He just turned and I like stuck my hand out to fist bump. He's like, what's up, man?
And I really wish I would have at the time like
You know just like and I did I just nah, I didn't even know what to say.
It was awesome.
Easily.
Scott's in the top 1% of rush hour fans in the world.
I loved rush hour.
Yes.
I still do love rush hour.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
It's like meeting one of your childhood heroes.
It is.
It's like meeting Lloyd.
Lloyd Christmas.
Now do some Jackie Jackie Chan rush hour quotes.
Chris Tucker. I always wanted to square madden
According the bloopers
Jake knew that was the yeah, that's a blue I think of one on the spot. Yeah
That one Jake knew that was the yeah, that's a blue I think of one on the spot. Yeah
Well done to square madden
He's like struggling through it and then his buddy calls him he's like I'm filming man. I'm looking at Jackie Chan right now
No, you can't talk to him
Good bloopers though. That was one of the first DVDs I ever watched was rush hour 2 with you I wish more movies did include blooper reels. Yes halfway through like an intermission. Yeah
Post credits, you know, I agree
Great. Oh, yeah, there's I mean you I think I know movies by how good the bloopers are like rush hour 2 for sure or the
Other guys they have a great blooper reel great blooper reel
Those two so there's two
a real great blooper reel. Those two.
So there's two.
Yeah, it feels like it's like Liar Liar has one of the best blooper.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sure because it's just Jim Carrey trying to make you a break.
I want to watch it later tonight.
I watched that like six months ago and rewind that 10 times that scene.
Anyway, so China for a little bit and then Vietnam for a little bit.
Vietnam is like our pickleball is exploding in Vietnam.
Crazy popular.
So don't say exploding.
Just saying like it's like they have jungle fever.
It's like taking off the ground.
So yeah, you just want to get in the palms of their hands. Exactly.
Thanks, Scotty. Nice to have you here, buddy.
So we thought so if anyone has any racks for China or Vietnam, we're going to
Danong in Vietnam, which is the beach town. More like done nice.
More like done nice. The name is nice.
Each the beach.
That'll be fun.
Isaac to yeah, me Isaac and Matt just bleeding his nose all over the Orient.
Isaac's been clean for a while now.
We haven't had a good nosebleed in a while.
That's good.
Yeah, kind of miss those texts.
Hey, I'm at the merch table.
Can you bring me a Kleenex?
Yeah, we went to Arizona. I got a nosebleed way before Isaac. That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right. Should we wrap this puppy up? Let's wrap it up. Let's do
some reviews. I am going first because there's one review that's just unbelievable. I have
to read it. Review of the week comes from Michelle Huntley. It's a five-star
review. The title of it is in quotes, who would listen to them talk for an hour and a half?
It's a long one. So buckle in. Thank you. In quotation marks, it's kind of unbelievable
how positive of an impact the Ghost Runners podcast has had on my life. In quotes, I texted
my husband those exact words as I wrapped up another amazing episode and he said,
guess you need a ride review. So here I am. My husband and I found the Ghost Runners podcast
through Jean Short's comedy. When we first found Jean, oh man, I'm going to take a drink of water.
Why don't you buckle in? Lock in Brad.
When we first found Ghost Runners, we used to say, who would listen to them talk for an hour and a
half each week? Now I wish the episodes were longer. Ghost Runners, we used to say, who would listen to them talk for an hour and a half each week?
Now I wish the episodes were longer.
Ghostrunners came into my life right when I needed it.
Last spring, my husband got laid off and we were first time parents with a two month old.
After we put our daughter to bed, we'd watch some of the pod together on YouTube and share
some laughs after many hard days of job searching and parenting.
We'll start as a comfort podcast during a hard season has turned into a go-to and must
listen in all seasons.
My husband listens to new episodes on his way to work and is always finishing episodes
before me.
We can't even wait until the evening to listen together anymore.
I used to only download podcasts that were quote productive where I felt like I could
learn something about health business, et cetera.
She put it in quotes.
She said this with Ghost Riders, I learned something new every single episode.
Elephant's freefalling.
Exactly.
Especially with the recent trivia edition.
But it's actually fun and enjoyable to listen to.
Once you listen to America's best clean comedy podcast, you can never go back.
You'll be a ghostie for life.
The stories, banters, jokes, jingles and segments are absolutely hilarious.
Hosts Brad Ellis and Jake Triplett display something that's increasingly rare in our
society.
Having a foundation of the same faith and values with being okay. And
even celebrating their differences. And I can't forget producer Timon. Timon say hi.
Hi. That was surprisingly good. Who rounds out the group perfectly and keeps us millennials
educated about Gen Z culture as well as all things theater and movies. So I'm not completely
out of touch.
I can't say enough good things about the Ghost Runners podcast.
Thank you for bringing joy into my life every week for stewarding the gifts God has given
you all so well and for inspiring me and countless others to do the same."
That is good thing I strapped in.
That was great.
So great, dude.
So amazing.
So kind.
And yeah, can't say enough kind.
Yeah, that's just, that took her minimum 20 minutes to write.
Yeah.
Like she sat down and did that for us.
Yeah, it's nice. That's amazing.
Like it's just so, yeah, so many people
do so many wonderful things for us.
So can't say thank you enough, Michelle.
Thank you, Michelle.
My review comes from Luke Rice, 98.
Guess what year he's born?
1898.
I don't know.
Okay.
So I'm going back through and listing the old episodes
of the pod lately and I'm on about episode 15
and Jake just said he hates running,
which is funny because last year he ran a mile every day.
Then in the same convo Jake and Brad are having,
Jake says, I think I'm going to try pickleball,
which is just so funny knowing how big of a deal Friday is
Jaina big of a deal
And now that's like your job now anyway, man. Love the pod
It's really fun to go back and listen to episodes and see how different your lives are now
Thanks, Luke II
Love I love the Luke II. What if what if Jake's like I can't hail the cab, I can't hail, be a man,
be a man, hail the cab.
Do it that right, Fing.
Dude, did you tell Brad about the pickleball videos
Isaac sent us?
Like the, the ones from us playing in the pouring rain
at Matt Taylor?
Yeah, he did find some old ones.
Like during quarantine.
Just a couple quick points.
The good old days.
But like, when I, I clicked on the video and I was looking, I couldn't tell who it was at
first.
It's like, what is this?
And I was like, oh my gosh, that's us.
Like soaking, I mean, it was raining, courts were soaking wet.
That was an iconic night.
We're out there playing.
I had a lobsurf to you, Brad.
That's how I...
Yeah.
And Jake drove every single shot probably. Is that what you remember? I just remember Jake serve to you, Brad. That's how I, yeah. And Jake drove every single shot. Probably.
Jake, you remember?
I just remember Jake just smacked every time. Yeah. I think I was here.
That's why I was so good at the don't hit it fast. Cause I'm just ready for Jake.
It was me and Isaac against you and Harrison. That seems fair. Yeah.
Thanks. I was wielding. It probably was. It probably was.
Maybe. I don't know. Anyway.
But that's fun. Yeah, send me those videos.
Sure, it's a great time.
Good times. Okay. So it just dawned on me
how we're going to have to do this.
So would you like to end this with a jingle?
Yes. I'm going to do it.
Who wrote this by the way?
I forget his name. I don't have the email anymore.
Alright, so Scott
Which one's the Bluetooth maybe number five over there see a Bluetooth symbol by five maybe?
Term I guess my headphones up more. How do I know your headphones good question?
See where they go don't cut any of this out time, and this is raw. This is raw. This is real
We do who wrote this I'm trying to find it. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry
whoever wrote it This is real. This is what we do. Who wrote this? I'm trying to find it. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Whoever wrote it did a good job.
Good.
They did a good job.
So this is just, the whole thing is rap.
There's not even.
Christopher Showalter.
That's right.
We met him at.
Naphany.
Yep.
Major Roasters.
Meetup.
Eduardo and Chris.
So yeah, there's no,
there's no chorus, there's no singing.
So if you love a white guy trying his best to rap,
you're gonna love this.
You're gonna love Jake and Jack Harlow.
All right, here we go.
Here's throw the, sorry.
What's potting?
Brand new soju's dropped in.
I got options.
I could pass up Dallas like Stockton.
Just joshing.
I'ma spend this year just locked in.
My body got rid of them toxins, shreds taste of poppin'
I could put the ball in the end zone, put a bad midge in the friend zone, ooh
Like intro time and give me that tempo, ooh
Found out he a fool with this, told Rachel let's go get pickled
In KC I move like a dom, eat spaghetti at synthetic
Me and my amigos got that main roast on that east coast
Yeah I'm talkin' that dark roast, that East Coast Yeah I'm talking that dark roast Dark haired dog
Looks like Shiloh
She heard of my talk show
She said what Steve's safe in your bleep toes
Soda fried freak though
Hangin' around us y'all learning our lingo
Thought you were worried about me though
In the gym tryna work on his freak though
Good ranch
Spending money at the club like Sam's
Yes ma'am
It's Steve Koops, the friggin' man
Back, we try to go viral on the gram, now, I had to pick up all this on the gram
Ay, I can't switch up on the fam, Jim, Rachel, yeah, she's my Pam
Pam, this is where my head is, I feel contentment from every direction
Even some mamas be wearing expressions, I be encouraged to share in my blessings
Man, we used to share in connections, some people found us from correct opinions
Henry and Rosie and Bo and Hattie Those are Brad and Catherine's many minions
And there is a lesson Somebody involved in it's very depressing
I'm at the club with the pickleball team Me and Friday are sharing a section
Got a Charis the president Got Malifinger but wearing protection
Got a podcast and I'm very invested Some people call it a scary obsession
I like to call it a passion I can't be sitting relaxing
J.K. we getting subtraction I'm at Branson and it's packedin
I'm diggin the fashion, I got a Bondi ball truck in the driveway
And we just tryna make it happen
That's my type of distraction
I'm gonna type it when they're laughing
I'm a paddle, about to get a patent Cozy their sheets for the bed they sat in
Dude in back then, my pocket, you jackets, crap
I ain't doing no jingle queen asking.
Hey!
What's fun?
Brand new soldiers dropped in.
I got options.
I can pass up Dallas like Stockton.
Just joshing.
I'ma spend this year just locked in.
My body got rid of them toxins.
Shrimp sticks in the puff.
Well, I tried my best.
You did great.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Yeah, that was great.
Really hard.
That was so much longer than I thought.
Because the song is like a two minute song.
And so I was like, oh, that'll be relative.
And I kept scrolling down.
I was like, oh, there's more.
Yeah. And it's just so fast.
Weird cadence.
There's just weird pauses at different times.
That was that was hard for me.
You never know when he's just going to talk for 20 seconds straight.
The you know.
And then there's just a long pause. I got options. I got, I
got to say, you know, Oh my, that's fun. That's fun. Well, I tried. I thought you did great.
Yeah. We're going to say nice things. I was bopping with you. It's popping. Yeah. Yeah.
Shred season popping. All right. Monday episode, night pod. Night pod. Nightpod. Let's do a Wednesday episode.
We're doing them both back to back here.
Doing a little schmores action.
Yeah.
Fun schmores.
Scott's got to be back for Wednesday.
Don't touch that dial.
Scott, you said you recorded Chris Tucker like doing like a sign off for us.
So can you just play that now?
Oh yeah, play the voice memo from Chris.
Hey, this is Chris Tucker.
The best, most funniest podcast in the world. And it's called Ghost Runners and it's filmed in Shawnee, Kansas.
Go check it out now.
Love you guys.
Ghost Runners podcast.
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