Ghostrunners - 421 - Different Breed of Guy

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

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Happy Wednesday. Happy Wednesday. Thanks for listening to this. Thanks for listening to this. Please don't stop. Stop. Don't. Listen to the whole thing.

There's a surprise at the end. Actually that remind me, we went the whole Monday episode, we didn't mention that the Ghostbusters getaways live. Don't forget this episode to mention the Ghostbusters getaways live. Okay. All right, so I'm gonna put you guys on the spot, but I think it would be fun because,

so I saw someone else do it. Have you seen kind of those modern, they're like built for the internet, but like whose line is it anyway, type games these days? Normally it's like, it's an improv scene, you know, be the first crocodile to work on, you know, to walk up, right, whatever. And this time it wasn't some creative, you know,

improv scene that the prompt prompt was it just said Given honest-to-goodness attempt at the Gettysburg address Wow, I'm trying to remember the context of the Gettysburg I was really talking about okay any of you feel free to take it on What do you think was said at the Gettysburg address? Okay, so I don't know if I remember the whole thing I Want to say it's 792 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. Okay. 64669.

64669? That's like a Kansas City zip code. Will you zip code, please? A little bit. Why you want to zip code, guys? Let me write you up. You want those guys to stay to zip codes? 64669 corresponds to cowgill, Missouri.

Well how about that? Close enough. Cowgill. Cowgill, I like to cow your gills. Oh, okay. I'd love to see you try. I'd like to see you try my gills. Scott's here again.

So this Gettysburg thing. Why are we fighting guys? What are we doing here? Brother against brother. I had a brother one time. I fought him. I fought him. I get it. Yeah, I get it. I want to sink his teeth in sometimes. Sink his teeth in. I wanted to, oh I wanted to sink his teeth in. Donny, if you don't stop, I'm gonna sink your teeth in. Yeah, that's why I call it a knuckle sandwich. That's right. You're gonna put your teeth in it. But you know what?

We didn't fight. Back to the speech. We didn't do it. Because we addressed each other. We addressed each other like the Gettysburgs did. Gettysburgs were some of my favorite. Favourite? Favourite?

Hey, he's from Calgary. Quick, do a New Yorker with a speech impediment. Don't make fun of me because of my speech impediments. All right? I went to private schools at St. Teresa's Mass Mass? With the Gettysburg family They were great Yes Joey Gettysburg was hilarious

Joey Gettysburg was great I loved him He was one of the... You know how they had that rope in the PE class? Yeah And it's like, hey, there's rope day, you know, whatever they say I don't know what they say, ropes He got up there lickety split That guy got up there And it's like, hey, I didn't just, there's rope day, you know, whatever they say. I don't know what they say, ropes.

He got up there, lickety split. That guy got up there, I'm not joking, I'm not joking. 2.6 seconds flat. I never seen it. I never seen it before in my life. Yeah, it was amazing. And that guy fought with his brothers or? I don't know, I think after that day. No, they addressed each other in a nice manner. Yes, free hoagies for the rest of the for the rest of time with the with the man is of the Gettysburg's

Would was known worldwide right? Well, everybody knew about the man. I don't know why I said the man is I'm going with it the man is man is the man is yeah the man is the man is for short Yeah, the petties the manners. The mannys for short. Yeah, the petties, the mannys. Well great job. That's how it went. No one knew four score and seven years ago. No, no, no, no, no, I was getting there. So up there on the, up there, I was like okay, ding, ding, ding, you got off the rope.

That's one score. Then that was Joey. Who's next? Tommy. His brother, Tommy did the pacer drill with the back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. Tommy did that. They won that too. Gettysburg, two nothing. Two score. They were worried about kind of the big good Gettysburg brother. What was it? Buster. Buster Gettysburg. Yeah. I think he was a little slower getting up the road. I think his god given Christian name was Anthony, but they called him Busta.

Yeah. Yeah. Because they busted his teeth in one time. It was more fitting for Busta. But no, Busta did the bench press. They did bench press back in sixth grade. And yeah, Busta just benched him out. And so that's three score.

Yeah. And then I think it was the mother, the mother, the mother Babs, Babs. She got in Babs, Gettysburg, Babs, Gettysburg. She brought a brownies. It was the brownies to the potluck. Gosh. They talk about a score. She put something in there. What was that thing that she put in the brownies? Rosebud hips. Rosebud hips was that was what it was. There was something about them that just hit your, hit your, you wanted to sink your teeth into those things. Babsips. So that was, that was, I'm trying to keep score. That was four of them. There were the Pentecostals, there were the Lutherans, and then

there was the Babsips. That's, that's, that's four scores and they were from the South. So there's Southern Babsips. That was four scores. And I want to, I want to think about exactly when this was because there was, no, no, no. Like what happened was there was, there was eight total there was eight total Gettysburgs kids. And there was, so there was like one generation of Gettysburgs and then another generation. And so this generation that was our age, they were seven years younger. Right? And so there was also four scores seven years ago. So four scores and seven years ago. That's all I know. Getty's voice.

Uh oh, ooh I, ooh I think this tight Beating means that it's going down With some random thoughts and white meat too Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat So come along let's have some fun and go ahead Get on your feet cause this is the Ghost Rubber Spark Can Ghost Rubber Spark Can There among them all you were taking Grab a Ghost Rubber Spark Can

Ghost Rubber Spark Can Oh, is that how you wanted to go Jacob? There's a lot to take away from there. Ending it with that's all I know. That's all I know. Truly though, after a five minute story about the Gettysburg family. But honestly, that's it. That's it though. I'm tapped out. I wonder if there's a shot that was someone's first episode listing and they weren't watching and they think that there

might be like seven different people in this room. I wonder if that's a possibility. Like how many guys are in on this? Seven different people trying to do the same impression but struggling. Yeah, that's great. Great job. Thanks.

Great job. Tyman and I did the exact same thing back in the day. I remember one of his first episodes back and forth. So Scott's back. Hey, Scotty. Scott's back. Hey, everybody. How's how's the film? We're doing OK. I just popped some ibuprofen and reload. Got to keep constant painkillers in the system at this point.

Can't can't have a lapse. Can't have a lapse. That's good. The lapses. I just got a text From a ghosty that said how do you feel about fancy baseball? We need one more person for a league Stay far away from fantasy. Yeah, I I don't know if there's any sport that I would do fancy for except for football. It just seems way too committed committed Yeah, Scott, you would do fantasy pickleball. Oh, I do fancy pickleball and heartbeat. I kind of might too actually Is that a thing?

We could start it start dibs dibs dibs dibs. You know how they're doing fantasy football And you know pickle balls getting really popular fantasy pickleball dude short pickleball. Yeah Dude, you've read my mind I said shorten it you shortened it. That was pretty cool. Anyway yeah that'd be cool I mean best-case scenario what do we get? Draft Kings 70 people in ownership. Yeah Draft Kings. Draft Kings is in. Draft Kings is in. Draft Kings is in maybe. Jacob I'll answer you on the podcast right now no thank you to Fantasy Baseball.

I did it one time back before I had high speed internet. Miserable experience. Ever since then I said no thank you. I don't want to maintain this every day. Which Jacob is this? F-E-U-C-H-T. Go ahead. No thanks.

F-E-U-C-H-T. Go ahead. Fugged. Fight, fight, not fight, not fight. Oh my God. Good effort. I mean, it's like, that's as close as I'm going to get. How do you pronounce that?

Fusht. F E U C H T. I think he's phrased with Jesse Platt or Fiked. How do you pronounce that? Foo-shed. F-E-U-C-H-T. I think he's friends with Jesse Plattner. Fiked. Maybe. Fiked. Fiked? Hey, I'm fiken here.

It means... That's what Joey Getty's boy said. No more fiken! I think it means... Dang it. I meant like fighting. Sorry. Moist in German.

The German word for humid. Do you think? Fugt. Das Moisture. Do you think there's like 17 year old girls out there be like, don't say fugt, I hate the word fugt. Yeah, they're going like, I get the ick from fugt. Don't say fugt.

I get das ick from dat. Das fugt, give me das ick. That's a lot of fun. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I can yeah, I want to make sure to say it good, but they are going fast. We're over halfway sold Scott You want to come be a helper? You're you're always welcome I certainly won't be a chef because I don't know how to use a knife so dude thing I will say let's go ahead and talk about the chef because it's official. I didn't want to like make gusta Oh, oh man. He's cooking Mexican food Juan It's a woman, you jerk.

Juanita. Oh yes, so we got, we're so, I'm so pumped. We got our white whale. I'm really sad that Brooks isn't coming back. He's my brother-in-law. Blanco? Blanco Brooks. Blanco Brooks.

I was trying to think of white whale in Spanish. Go ahead, what's whale? What's whale in Portuguese? Dude, I don't even know. I genuinely don't know We should get her a whale shirt Women love being called whales. We should get her. Yeah shirt. Ah, women love being called whales. We should get her. Yeah. Especially at the beach.

Yeah. There's a beach whale. Um, our, when we worked at Canuckuck, uh, the chef for Canuckuck, her name is Ortencia. I think I've even talked about the podcast once or twice because she was so funny and so fun. She's now retired from Canuckuck. Uh, she lives in Branson as a grandma there and was always the life of the party.

So much fun, so sweet. Four foot two probably. I don't know how tall she is, but like just this wonderful Mexican woman. And I believe her and her husband, Gilberto. Perfect. And maybe even her daughter, Elizabeth, who's a ghostie. Oh, that works out. Yeah, coming. And maybe even her daughter, Elizabeth, who's a ghostie, uh, or, or, uh, yeah, coming down, um, to cook for us that she's going to do an

amazing job. It's going to be delicious food. Uh, but I just told her, I was like, you were, I talked to her for like 30 minutes the other day on the phone. I was like, you're just gonna, you're just gonna love everything. Like, I'm just so confident that you will love the experience as much as we will love having you. Um, so I just can't wait for her to just be there and add to the memories of whatever's going to happen, you know, with her. And so it's going to be a great time down in Gulf Shores. So I believe it's cool or go source dot life slash travel. If you want to check out, we potentially have some rooms left. Truly though, they are selling very quickly, which is so encouraging. Yeah about two a day. Yeah, which is awesome

So I bet we're 80 plus percent full right now So get them while you can if you're looking for roommates or something go to the Facebook group They're potentially you can find some people on there. But um, anyway, I'm excited dude It's so fun cuz it's like let's go and then it's like, oh, it's six months away, but it's like that's okay Yeah, we'll be all right. So anyway, it's going to be fun. I think Tyman's coming. Yep. Scott's a maybe. Isaac's a maybe. Isaac's a probable.

Oh good. Stolzfus coming. Oh good. Orm's coming. Justin, Justin's coming. Oh, is he? Yeah, dude. I mean, we're going to have a crew of like helpers and just good Servant-hearted like memory making dudes Jensen's a maybe you guys gonna sleep across the street again

We got yeah, I don't know. We'll see we're trying to if we keep selling I'm like, yeah, sure So anyway good times good times. It's gonna be great. So check it out goes for us out life slash travel Yeah, I walked in on a high school girl in the bathroom this week. The same bathroom nectar. Yeah. She didn't lock it. Nope. I didn't see anything, but hardly even czar. Tell that to the judge. I did tell it to the judge, Donnie! Okay, I'm gonna sink your teeth in. Alright?

The judge gave me 16 to life. I don't know. Pretty good range. 16? It's definitely 16 though. You're either gonna be here 15 minutes or your whole life. I don't know yet, okay? Oh, what happened, dude?

That's really the end of the story just girl didn't lock the door and is as I Open it. Oh in here in here. Sorry. Hey, hey, totally I was gonna ask what noise did you make once you realized? I don't know the noise of someone sprinting away. I was gonna say noise of hokas hitting the pavement. So did you? Did you then like it was this pre or post you ordering? Post ordering, but you hadn't eaten yet. Correct. It hadn't been delivered yet. I had to sit and wait. So did she come out before or after? Yes. So I tried to do the thing, you know, I'm just like in the corner. I'm just infatuated by this wall.

You're staring at the corner. It's just like oh my god here Wow, this seems to tell the drywall connects she rock. Yeah figured Wow. Yeah, I'm just trying to not Good grout good grout job incredible grout. Yeah grout job. They must have done some of the high-end stuff here It could have been slightly worse because she she was an employee Yep, so she gets out of bathroom and then goes behind it. I'm like, is she about to hand me my bowl now? Luckily she went over to the juicer. Okay, makes sense. But still, bummer.

That's so awkward. Yeah, do you think it was just, is the lock faulty or is she faulty? Probably. Sounds like she's faulty. Yeah, I felt like I locked it. Felt like I got the job done. Oh, you went in there. You were committed to go to the bathroom.

Still had to pee. I'm terrified of getting the stones. Like we talked about when I first got a creatine. So drink a lot of water now. Yeah. Just good life hack. It really is. It's like, every once in a while it's like, I'm not taking my creatine today. Cause I'm not feeling like I'm drinking a bunch of water. It is. It's like, almost like a reverse, like, but once you take the creatine, it's like, I'm committed now. Dude, how do people, maybe it's just part of getting older. I used to never have to wake up middle of the night to go to the bathroom. And now either I do or when my alarm hits, I'm about to burst. Yes. And I can't just like be in my bed, like cozy. It's like, well, I have to instantly leave. Right. I don't like that

feeling. You guys do that. When do you, well, I have to instantly leave. Right. I don't like that feeling. You guys do that? When do you, when's your last drink of the night? I don't know. I feel like it's not right before bed, but that's maybe something I could monitor better. Yeah, Scott, Scott probably knows a million answers to all these things.

He's Mr. Wim Hof, but like, I think I've heard like. Wim Hof talks a lot about urination. That was how he got his start. Yeah. Yeah. He's the pee guy. He was a hydration station. No, but it was like, I've heard like three hours before bed, no food. Or is it food? Or two hours before bed, no water or vice versa maybe? Is this the Huberman thing?

Because I actually just watched a YouTube clip, it was impulsive. It was Logan Paul and talking to Brian Johnson. They're asking about his sleep routine and they brought a key room and it's like Four three two, but yeah, it's like one stop eating three hours before four hours before and then stop drinking three No screens one hour. Yeah, no screens one or no. What's the two? I? Didn't know number twos before yeah might as well save it for the morning because I'm the same way and and I

Talked back in the day of like I kind of like waking up in the middle of night because it feels like I sleep twice I don't feel that way anymore. I still have to get up sometimes the middle night, but like I feel like Like once you get old old and I don't know I shouldn't say old old Now people are gonna be offended but like my dad gets up like two or three times a night I think wow baby bladder. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. So Logan Paul said he had the same problem said to Brian Johnson Brian said yeah Basically stopped drinking two to three hours before and he said mineralize your water. Hmm So put some electrolytes or something in it real light. I can't remember why he said that's good, but I don't generally have to wake up

in the middle of the night and go pee, but some mornings, yeah, when I wake up, it's like, oh my gosh, I would love to stay in bed and keep sleeping, but I cannot. Yeah. Which that, to me, is truly a life hack. Like I. Because it does get you out of bed.

It helps you get up. Yeah, that's a good point. Because the hardest thing for me is not, I wake up to my alarm every time. But you're so cozy in your sheets. I'm like, I could snooze four times, but if it's like I gotta go to the bathroom, I'm not going to the gallon and a half a day, but often I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like,

I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm trying to do like, I'm been pretty good with my water, but often it's like, I'll go, I'm trying to do like, you know, gallon to a gallon and a half a day, but often it's like three quarters of a gallon is within one hour.

And then I don't drink anything for like six hours. Like, it's not like I'm like, you know, and so I don't think that's as good as like, if you're just consistently drinking it throughout the day. You're a gallon jug guy? No, I just use this. These are like, I think they're technically 36. So like, but I just think four of these is a gallon. Six of them would be a gallon and a half

if you're tracking with me. So. That's good math. Gosh. That was unintentional. Anyway, so. I had to do a bit of fasting last night into this morning and not for my urine, but got some blood work done.

Okay. And went there right at 8 a.m. right when it opened and navigate to the building and it's like a nondescript building. There's nothing on it. So I was like, maybe I'm not at the right spot. I double check Google Maps and I went to like LabCorp. You heard that? Just like one of these like testing facilities.

And while I'm double checking where I'm at, it says like, you know, LabCorp, Shawnee. And then it says like 2.3 stars. And I'm like, well, now I'm curious why it's got 2.3 stars. Also who's reviewing LabCorp? I know, I wouldn't have thought to, I would have never looked at the reviews. And it's bad, like the reviews,

it's not even like sorting by lowest, just like sorting by top, sorting by recent. It doesn't matter how you sort it, they're awful. I mean, like four days ago, two weeks ago, six months ago, everyone has bad things to say. And so like, what am I about to walk into? Some of the reviews are like, it like gets a little deeper level.

Like most of the reviews are like how rude and how cold the environment is, how mean the women are, how rude they, and some of them are like, I think they have something deeper and darker going on in their personal lives. I think there's something going on with them. And I was like, what am I about to walk into right now?

The signs are hard to find, like nondescript. It's good to see that when you're walking into a place that's going to use needles on you. Yeah, exactly. It's very reassuring. That's kind of how I was when we were looking at urgent cares for my thumb. Like, if you look up urgent cares near you,

they have bad reviews. Nothing has more than three stars. It's like, well, nobody's going to go on an urgent care site and say, this was so great. They saw me in an hour and it was seamless. You know, negative people are gonna leave reviews, but still. This was very consistently the same thing.

And I will say they nailed it. I really don't have much of a story. Like it wasn't like I was treated super poorly, but you know what it reminded me of is like, you ever go to this restaurants in like Chicago where the waiters are purposely mean to you? Ed DeBevix. It's like they did that for like drug testing

or just like a lab to test your blood. It was like, oh, our thing is like, we're rude to you. That's what it felt like. So if you go into it and you see all the one star reviews going into it, then you're like, oh, this is what they do. They're just really mean. And so knowing that did kind of help.

It was like, oh, if I went in here in a good mood, like, oh, this would be fun. And then, so like I walk in and just no one says a word to me. And I'm just kind of standing there for a little bit. And then I realized like in the back, there's like a kiosk and I'm like, do I check in over here? She doesn't even look up from her desk. Yeah. All right. And I go over here. The funniest part was when it was time for me to be called to the back. Um, it wasn't like a woman came through the hallway and was like, all right, Jacob, we'll see you now. They yelled at me from the hallway.

Jake, your turn. All right, yeah, sure. It was, Jacob, room two. I was like, I guess I'll go. So I go through the hallway, which it just feels like someone at Scrubs is supposed to lead you to the back hallway. They always do.

And so I just opened the door myself and I'm like, I guess I'll find room two. That part was kind of funny. And sure enough, there was a woman waiting for me in room two. It was the front desk woman. Only two people work there, from what I could tell. They do the front desk and then they go take your blood

and just go back and forth. They just do it all. They do it all. Small town operation kind of thing. They play in the band and they're a football Yeah, they're doing senior night, you know, I can't actually walk for senior nights I play in the marching band Oh, that's that's so jarring like there's certain places that are like This is the kind of place that you just know what you're expecting like like medical places have a certain

Type of experience that you're expecting. And when it's not that, this is wrong. I'm not allowed to just walk in a door at a medical place. Yeah, somebody has to come say my name, my real name, not my like name I go by. They have to say Jacob and I have to go back there. Like, honestly, it's probably such a blessing that you did happen to like go and look and see those reviews

because you had a different expectation all of a sudden. Yeah, cause then once I left, I was like, you know, that wasn't that bad. Because yeah, exactly. They were rude. Such expectations low. Yeah, it's like they didn't slap me across the face. So yeah, I guess it wasn't that bad.

You care about your health or something? Trying to get blood drawn? That's so interesting. So yeah, it was kind of just funny, but yeah, it reminded me of one of those restaurants where it's like, that's our thing. We like don't smile. Yeah.

Oh, cool. It looks like LabCorp is maybe a chain. Like there's a bunch of them. Yeah. Yeah. So, wow, interesting. But anyway, went straight from there. I've had a very full day today. It's been action packed, been very fun.

Went straight from there. I'm not ready to say it, because I've been burning for it, but I think we've got a very full day today. It's been action packed, been very fun. Went straight from there. I'm not ready to say it, because I've been burning for it, but I think we've got a Bondi parking spot for this like spring, summer, whatever. Yeah, we're just long meeting, but yeah, it's looking promising, more promising than most have looked.

And it's not your Meadowbrook village, you know, Prairie Village, but it's a parking lot. Are you going to sell more Acai bowls in the next couple of months in this spot or less than you have in the last six months? Good reframing. Yes, good reframe. Pretty good.

Here's what I know to be true. Tell me. There will not be a Bondi truck in my driveway. Oh, that's nice too. That's great. I'm just so excited to know if you're home or not. That's all I want to know. You can't see.

I look out my, and Rachel's got her car behind the Bondi truck. So I know if Rachel's home. And that's what Rachel likes that. Like when it's snowing, she's like, good, I get to walk in more of it. Oh, it's raining. I get to walk in more of it. She's sad to see it go. She might park in the street just for fun.

She doesn't want to park too close around the block. Yeah. When was the last time, genuinely, when was the last time genuinely what was last time you drove it? Drove it would have been that soft opening that was in the park. Yeah, when was that June? Okay, June 10th or so probably You think she'll start up. Yeah, dude. What if what if I go through all this then? I can't get it there Let's take it on a quick spin after this night, but that I can't get it there. Let's take it on a quick spin after this. Night pod. Night drive. Night Bondi.

Oh man. I gotta go to the DMV tomorrow for three different cars. You know I'm not gonna have all the paperwork for all of them. We'll see you next week. It's hard to get an appointment too. Yeah, so I have to lie about what I'm there for. Because if you go for new car registration, which is one of the three cars, Rachel,

it's like, the next appointment is April 1st, which seems a little insane. So I say I'm there for other reasons. Like, oh, we'll get you tomorrow. Whoa. Kind of sneaking in on them. Interesting. So yeah, I never got license plates for the Bondi truck.

So commercial vehicle, mine, I got pulled over last week again. He said, you know your tags are expired? I go, yep, I got pulled over last week again. He said, you know, your tags are expired. I go, yep. I got a problem. He goes, yes, you do. It was a quick exchange. I'm addicted to expired tags.

I can't quit you. And then Rachel's car. So going for all three. I think I'm hoping to get two out of three done successfully. To me, it's one of those things where it's like, hey, those are our most valued customers. They're giving us the most business here. Like, yeah, you bump them up to the front of the line. Good point So you get an appointment now DMV like or like, you know, you could do the get in line thing Oh, yeah, it's nice, but you can't do that with a new vehicle

They just say the next available appointments not till they prefer so interesting and they snuck a quick one on me I had an appointment Tuesday for 3 p.m. That's when they said my estimated wait was. Might have to jam at 10 o'clock. All right, you can go to window 14. Oh, you can extend. No, I can't. I had 30 minutes to like be there. Really? I don't know.

I think there's ways. But yeah, they don't give you the options. They don't say like, here's how you extend. Cause I think you can be like, whatever. E for extend or whatever. And then you say two hours. Oh, I did not have that. Sorry, buddy.

Not in mission. I'm sorry. Well, anyway. I always love living in Platte City, but one thing I will say is there's a DMV in Platte City, and it's pretty easy to get in and out. Oh, that's nice. So on the rare occasion that I have to go

to the DMV for something, it's a pretty painless process. Nice and smooth. Yeah, but have you ever done a commercial vehicle that you haven't driven in 25 months? That might be the more, so you get to bring all those cars or anything like? No, I don't think so. Okay.

Just the right paperwork for each of them. Bring all of them. Well, no, Jinu's got a chain. Jinu's taking a shuttle bus, just back and forth. He's like got a trailer, like they're just all like daisy chained together. Yeah. Well, cause do you have to get that one inspected?

I got the Bondi truck inspected right away. Okay. So I did that. So I mean, theoretically, I should have everything I need. Okay. That's good. But I know I won't. There will be something missing. I just know it.

There's just certain things like that, that are just hard to find all the information. It's like, what do I, what do I need? Give me like- Make it really clear. Make it 20 times more clear than you think you need to make it because it's hard for us for some reason.

This could lead us into our schmores potentially. Okay. Because maybe you're just not that guy. You're not that guy pal. You're not that guy pal. Shroom. Bum dum bum ba dum bum. Ba dum ba dum dum dum. Here come those beans from Main Street Roasters. Here come those beans from Main Street Roasters Here come those beans and they are Sorry

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So yeah, people who are a different breed of person than you are so yeah people who are a different breed of person than you are and We're gonna go with specific people. We have to have a name for this person. Oh really? This is a problem, whatever Yes, and I'll go first and I'll show you what I'm talking about and then you I mean it's essentially like you're just describing the person So just make up a name for the person that you have. I haven't, I haven't wrote it down. Okay. Just make it. You see what I'm saying? Like, so the, the, the person that really, um,

he inspired this entire thing of like, that guy's a different breed than me. I was waiting in line at the McDonald's drive through, getting myself a diet, Dr. Pepper, and screaming around the corner in his rusty maroon Buick LeSabre, this four-door sedan from 1998, is Rodney. Rodney is from Raytown, Missouri. This guy, he looks like he knows his way around, you know, fixing electronics that he doesn't need anymore. But he's a different breed of person because not only was he in a Buick

LeSabre, but he also had a trailer, a U-Haul trailer attached to the back. And I thought to myself, that's a different breed of person that attaches a trailer to the back of a sedan. Like it's one thing to be like, yeah, I've had to move and we attach a trailer to a sedan to the back of a sedan. Like it's one thing to be like, yeah, I've had to move and we attach a trailer and if I do it on an SUV or a truck, that doesn't seem crazy, but like it takes a different breed of person to be like, I could put that on the back of the sedan just fine. We can move that, we can move you across country

for you know, 1999 a day. So different breed of person, Rodney is my number one pick. Okay, you get it Scott. I get it Okay, mine. My first pick has got to be Brendan Brendan is a guy who lives for a good IPA Brendan loves the beer. He loves him nice and stout. He loves him fruity But IPA is more than anything he loves. So him and his buddies have this thing where it's like a giant punch card

and you're trying to try all the Kansas City IPAs in one year. He's got like an IPA trail. Yes, and they go from the IPA trail. Bar to bar. IPA crawl, I think is what they call it. Oh, good, yeah, very good. Maybe Scott's kind of that guy. Maybe I'm Brendan.

Brendan's in the corner. Somebody knows a few things about the old IPA. Yeah. Very good. Maybe Scott's kind of that guy. Brendan's in the corner. Somebody knows a few things about the old IPA. Yeah. I've even heard of certain events where, good for them, they're being fit, but you know, it's like bikes and brews, you know, where you like your bike 10 miles, beer stop, bike 10 miles, IPA stop,

people who's just hobby, passion, and free time is filled with beer. I'm not that guy. Yeah, you're not that guy, Bob. Just a different breed of guy. Yes. Beer brats out there. Yeah, the-

Beer brinden. Yeah. Or they craft their own. They've been brewing it downstairs. Yeah. It's like, oh man, this pumpkin lager is great, Thomas. Not that guy. Thank you. Yeah, that's a great, different breed.

Different breed. Different breed. Okay. All right, mine is, his name's Keith. Keith. Keith. What's Keith of? Keith. He fuked. Keith loves, he fuked.

Keith loves he fuked Keith loves hunting Oh being out in the outdoors and just slaying beasts camo Camo his favorite thing is sitting in a tree stand. What kind of just watching the nature go by How how like frayed is his bill? I was gonna say yeah Yeah, it's like a it's like a car. It's like a Chevy dealership. That was gonna say, yeah. Yeah, it's like a Chevy dealership that's a camo hat. Yeah, okay. It's got a fishing fish hook. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, a fish hook. Maybe a bottle opener on there. You know what Keith loves doing though, is just he loves cleaning fish, cleaning deer, and it's just, I'm not that guy. Yeah. I'm not that guy. You're not that guy. I. Not that guy. You're not that guy.

I took off a chunk of my thumb. I would never like to see the inside of a deer. Thank you. That's not like Keith. That's a good one. Okay. Good, good word. Man hunting is a different breed.

I agree. It's kind of like this. Yeah. Yeah. Just there's different types of hunting. Like Jake and I had been hunting and it was like, yeah, we went hunting, but not like some of these guys. Not really. Not hunting is a hard habit to just pick up if you're not raised in it.

That's what I've. Yeah. Like you're not raised in the outdoors hunting and stuff. You're never going to like it. You have to be taken. You're never going to go hunting by yourself. Like, yeah, I'm going to try it for the first time solo. See how it goes. Just go shoot some stuff. All right. St Draft, you're up again. Okay.

My second one. Don't pick mine. Is Bill. Dang it. Okay. Bill has worked in corporate America for 30 years and he loves it. He loves acronyms. He loves pinging people. Yeah. He loves He loves acronyms. He loves pinging people. Yeah. He loves spreading some sheet. Yes. And Bill, he just, hey Scott, what are you doing, man? What's the weather like in Kansas City these days? You know?

You got anything going on this weekend? Should we talk packaging now? Okay. I'm doing something interesting. Yeah, I'm doing something. I'm actually going to, I'm taking my bike, drinking one IPA and then riding 10 miles down the road for another should be a good time. There's just that breed of people that just love 40 hours a week. You feel like you're on call clock in. Yeah, like I want to I want to do some contracts Yeah, talk to some vendors. They open up their emails like doing this like who okay? What do we got here? Yeah, what fire is that we have to put out today? That's mine bill bill good answer his name would be bill

Alright, Jake Okay Next I'm gonna go with Justin. Okay Justin is a guy who Makes you try things in front of him. Mm. That is just not my personality. Like the more I think about it, the more I found how true it was,

just like, I think I saw something in a movie that I was watching that like spawned this where he was like, dude, you're gonna love how soft this feels. Here, feel it right now. You know, you can put someone on the spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I've given away 500 pickleball paddles, probably. And every time I feel like I give a disclaimer,

like seriously, no, just take it. You don't even have to use it. You can give it away. Give it to a friend for Christmas. Like I am the opposite of like, show me you like it. Hit around take it. You don't even have to use it. You can give it away. Give it to a friend for Christmas. Like I am the opposite of like, show me you like it. Hit around with it. Hit it around with it. Right now.

And what were you using before? Did you like that one better? Okay, and then you use the Friday. So could you feel kind of the cardboard fight? Could you feel like the spin? And I'm just not that guy. I'm like, I'm just, I think to go on a deeper level, it's very much like people are going through enough.

A lot of people have anxiety. I don't want to do anything that like puts them on the spot and puts them in a, you know, just like no pressure. I'm a no pressure guy in everything about my personality. No worries. And like you haven't felt the pressure that Justin's felt being a D1 athlete probably. That's right.

So go Spartans. Go Spartans. Yeah. That's good. Okay. My next, that's so funny. My next person that I is the different breed of person than me. This person's name is Candace. Candace has hair down to just under her, just above her elbows. Pretty long. Awesome. And Candice loves something that we in America like to call Halloween. Is this Candice Owens? It is Candice Owens. Yeah, no, Candice is, she's Caucasian. She's a little, she's very pale, but she goes crazy

the entire month of October, decorating her house, not enough fun, like, oh, look at this fun little goblin and ghost. I've got pumpkins on my porch. It's like, no, I want you to think that I am M. Night Shyamalan's daughter. And this is my house. She does a concert every Halloween. She does.

Yeah, it's scary too. It's spooky. Spooky concert. But it's her thing. She loves it She claims that it's better than every other holiday, but it's all it's just because I love Halloween. There's nothing deeper about it Candice there's something deeper about it. We are different breeds of people I'm not like you so Candice's number one

Second one is Rajit and we say number one number Second one is Rajit. And we say number one, number two. You mean two and three. I'm sorry. My second pick of this go round. Yep. I had Rodney with the trailer in the back of the car. Candice, who loves Halloween.

Rajit is my third pick. Rajit. Rajit. Yeah. Do you guys know Rajit? No. What's he doing? He's a different breed of person than me. See an IT. I'm not sure, probably. Okay.

But no, no, I'm not gonna rush to that. He drives a motorcycle through the craziest, most crowded streets of India. Oh, India. India. Yeah. Rajit, have you seen? Well, still, I thought we were going like,

the guy's on the highway. No, that's good too, though. Yeah, that's very good. That's really good. No, dude. This is like next level like I don't even know if there's traffic signals It's just like this unwritten code just dodge each other at any minute. I mean this guy like he's like a human Frogger out there And but he's got this motorcycle that I don't even know how it's like running on French fry oil or something But have he just eat, he's just flying all around. And he's, I could never do what Rajit does. He does it on a daily basis.

So I've seen those videos. It's insane. It's insane. There's no order. It's just don't hit the guy next to you. It's one thing if you get, if you, if you hit somebody else with your car to another car, it's like a bumper. That's not good. This is mainly bikes. It's one thing if you get if you if you hit somebody else with your car to another car, it's like a bummer That's not good. This is mainly bikes. It's crazy. So good for Reggie. Yeah That's my third pick next. This guy's name is John He's an older guy. That's why his name is John. They're all named that. Yeah, and John works out at

Brookridge Golf and Fitness. And John, I think just got done working out. He definitely just got done showering. And John's not in a hurry. John is sitting down completely naked. Sitting down. Think about those two things. Yeah, sitting down completely naked. Sitting down. Think about those two things. Sitting down completely naked.

And he's got his phone up and he has no headphones. And he is listening to at full volume, I think was Charlie Kirk debating college students in the fitness locker room. And I was just looking at John, and I was looking at little John. And I thought, man, we are different. I mean, just you take the headphones aspect alone,

it's like, why would you, it's so funny to like play something allowed in a confined space. Two, it's funny to play something political. And three, controversial. Just play it as loud as possible for everyone in the locker room to hear and then to do it naked.

And then to be like, people might be staring. Oh, I should probably bundle up. Nope. No towels, yeah, just sitting down. Wow. Just cheeks on the bench. Cheeks on bench. I've avoided like that corner.

I'm like, I don't know if they switch out benches or if they clean them, but I don't wanna get near it., I'm like, I don't know if they switch out benches or if they clean them But I want to get near it get maintenance in there sanitize that do our locker room, too We have a sign that says like please wear a towel female on duty Females on duty 24 7 from what I could tell I think we might have a female perv on our hands We have some weird rules at Brookridge. I don't know. How is the female always on duty? Wait, what? Wait, sorry. You know, just like a locker room, there's a sign.

Like I guess when a woman is like working in there, it like, please keep a towel on. You think like they keep them clean in there? Is that what you mean? Yeah. Oh, interesting. Like during business hours? Yeah, yeah.

Like you've seen a woman in the locker room. Oh yeah. Really? Yeah. That seems foreign to me. There's potential for John to be sitting in the corner with. Oh yeah. Really? Yeah. That seems foreign to me. There's potential for John to be sitting in the corner with his little John out and somebody comes in.

He saw the sign, he should have a towel on, but I've just, that sign's there constantly. Like, why are they sending so many women in the locker? I feel bad for these girls having to like, go in here all the time. I see, so the sign is temporary. It's not like on the wall. Yes, yes, it's like a wet floor sign.

I can easily thing that they put up when she's there, but it feels like she's always there. Anyway, that's so this is about John. Okay. Maybe that's why he's doing it. He's like, I'm taking a stand. I'm taking a stand by sitting. Yeah I'm not wearing my towel That's a tough one to summarize quickly in my notes Big John. Yeah. All right. My next one, you know her, you love her.

Karen. Oh, sure. Karen orders some pickleball paddles online. Maybe she puts the wrong shipping address on the order. Okay. She decides that you change that shipping address deliberately. That's a good one.

And she says, excuse me, that is not the address I put on the order. Ma'am, we don't actively change addresses unless requested. But she thinks, you know what works? Vinegar, not honey. Let's be rude. Let's be mean. Yeah, that's so funny. Let's get in there.

And that's how this problem's gonna get solved. Coming in hot. Karen. Karen. Those are wild. I know you get a lot of complaints about, you know, little cosmetic things, but just to think like, you guys changed my address.

You would not believe some of the tickets that we get. And like, I should start a blog or something, just like this week in customer service. Yeah, or just keep track of them now, and then someday when we're done with Friday, you can like release like just the funniest customer service complaints. Just like a book, like just the funniest. Yeah. Customer service complaints just like a book like yes.

The Friday letters from Karen. All right. My last one is Andrew. OK. We're out to dinner. Finish up a nice meal. Waitress comes by. Would you guys like anything for dessert? Andrew says no. I don't really have a sweet tooth.

Oh you have a sweet tooth. Who't really have a sweet tooth. Oh. You don't have a sweet tooth? Who doesn't have a sweet tooth? That's so funny, I almost wrote this down in my notes this week. I feel like it's not a personality trait to say I have a sweet tooth, because I'm like, don't we all? Yes.

But you've encountered someone who says they don't. So maybe you're wrong. I've encountered several people that's like, I don't really like chocolate. I don't like sweets. Wow. What? What?

When did that happen? It feels like a different breed. I'd love to have that problem. I don't like sweets. Wow. What? What? What did that happen? Feels like a different breed. I'd love to have that probably. I'm not that guy. I have the sweetest of sweet tooths. I gotta eat every dessert I can. You do. I go hard on desserts.

Yeah, I agree. That is a good one. No sweet tooth is a good one. Thank you. Man, I wanted to make fun of one of Scott's picks. So bad. He did Great You gave me two days to prep for this

That's good. Yeah, I totally agree like it does seem like everyone likes this and I think Everyone does but maybe those people are just like less Experiencing and so therefore it's like I don't I don't need that as much as we want it, you know But yeah for someone not have a sweet tooth, like how do you know like sugar? It's like universally just taste amazing. Everyone like sugar. Yes. Yeah, I'm very Pavlov's dogs when it like I eat a meal I need something sweet. You're just like I seek like literally walking out the door today before pickleball I just took a handful of chocolate chips

I had just finished lunch and I was like, I need something just to wet the whistle. All we had was chocolate chips. Grabbed a handful. Downed them. A handful of chocolate chips is top 10. They were many, many chocolate chips. You like those? I don't hate them. So my sweet sometimes they get a little like they're almost tougher to like having your hand, though. Yeah, I like them.

No, they can slip through the cracks, though. Yeah, they do. These ones were in the palm for a millisecond and then they were down. tougher to like having your hand though. Yeah, I like them. No, they can slip through the cracks though. Yeah, they do. These ones were in the palm for a millisecond and then they were down the hatch. Because they could melt. Some flower seeds. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm a huge fan of drinks on the go. Like taking a drink to go. TJ said that he's like, when we were in Hawaii, he's like, you really like drinks to go. You love to take a drink to go. I was like, I always grabbing one to go, LaCroix to go. I love like, yeah, always grabbing one La Croix to go. I love drinks. I love stopping at the gas station.

Yes. There's so many drinks. And now I drink water. It kind of stinks. We recently got a drink fridge for our house. And it's probably one of my favorite house upgrades that we've done since we've owned this house. I feel so good about having a drink fridge.

I still remember, I think it was two Augusts ago, whenever, like for some reason, this is my first time like taking a step towards healthiness, and I was like, I'm gonna try to give up added sugar for as long as I can. And I could still remember that first day, driving back from Trey's house, getting done shooting with him in this urge I had for sugar.

Like I had to stop and get a snack. I was like, oh my gosh, I have a problem. I had to stop and get a snack. I was like, oh my gosh, I have a problem. I had no idea how bad it was. But I was like, I can't even describe, I'm like addicted. I need a Dr. Pepper so bad. I have a problem. It's crazy.

This crazy. Sugar's good. They know what they're doing with that sugar stuff. Yeah. Okay, good answer Scotty. Thank you. Good stuff Scott. All right. My last one. His name is gonna be Dennis and he wears a driver's cap

That's it that's it he's he's just a driver's cap guy and that's what is the driver's cap it's like a pain Stewart Yeah, Michael Jordan Jordan rocked the backwards It's like a pain Stewart. Oh yeah. That's like that's kind of what I thought. Yeah. Michael Jordan. Jordan rocked the backwards. Yeah. Space Jam golf. Uh huh.

And I don't know the rest of his personality, but I just know we're different. Yeah. It's just like I've seen enough for that reason. I'm out. You don't have drivers cap on especially. And I'm sorry if you're out there, but if you're like 27 years old and you wear a driver's cap, I'm like, I don't think we have that much in common. I was about to say the same thing. I was like, I wonder when that guy started wearing a driver's cap, like,

because I feel like the older you get, the more acceptable there's a curve. If you were like, if you, yeah, it's acceptable, but more relatable. I might, I might rock a driver's cap at 65, 75. I could, I'd be a good old man. I'd love to see you rock a driver's cap at 65, 75. I'd be a good old man at driver's cap. I'd love to see you in a driver's cap at 65. But if I'm wearing my Roeback GRKC20 with a driver's cap, it's like, what are you doing? Pulling up the pickleball? If you're like 70 years old

and you are wearing a driver's cap and you also have driving gloves on, I think then you almost get to a point where like, now it's kind of cool. Oh, now you're taking driving seriously on, I think then you almost get to a point where like, now it's kinda cool. Oh, now you're taking driving seriously? Yeah, yeah, you get enough accessories where it becomes cool again. Yeah, okay.

Grip the wheel. Like hear the leather squeaking. Yeah, wear it too. This guy's just a driver now. Anyway, guy who wears driver's caps. Okay, my last one. Her name is, it doesn't have to be this, but her name is going to be Catherine. Different breed. It's any... I wrote down...

I should have thought of this. No. No. Just in general, I just wrote down a mom who gives birth to a baby without epidurals. Really? Just a mom that gives birth to a baby without epidurals. Oh, really just a mom that gives birth to a baby. I'm not trying to give it. Yeah, come on, come on, fight fair, but like fight fair. You could just, we talk about pain tolerance. It's like, you could tell she's in a lot of pain. Why is she not? I'm no nurse, but she's not feeling. They have these things that you can make. They make medicine for this.

Yes, they have like this thing that a lot of people proven works pretty decently. Well, like you can do that. No, I'm not going to I'm just going to go through this pain on purpose. Four times she would for for no epi, huh? No, first time was epi last three were not so. But still, just like just the idea of like that was really it is a different breed to just women are just a different breed than me.

That's a good point. I want to X on my thumb today. Yeah. If I could, if I had to give birth, I would be so nervous about it. I would say, give me one now, like like on the way to the hospital just to make sure I have it. Yeah.

And then like, we'll see how long it lasts. And then I'd like another right before it happens. Like I don't want to risk, like Katie Kennedy, like hers didn't work. Uh-huh. I'm not taking that risk. I don't think Catherine's worked super well either. Like it seemed like, from what I've heard,

like comparable stories, which I think there's benefits to it, not like not having it. Obviously you can have a faster birth. Like, yeah, you're, you know, when to push and whatnot, whatever. But like, whatever, we don't need to talk about this. We don't know anything. But yeah, I don't know. It's just like, yeah, it's scary. Could do a schmores of words you never want to hear. Your epidural didn't work or just words or they're going to say just like things we know nothing about.

That'd be a fun schmores topic and topics I don't know anything about. What would be on your list? Um, taxidermy. OK, yeah. Um, taxis, taxes. Like global politics. Yeah, what's NATO?

I know what it stands for. Nothing else. Video editing. Okay. No, you know, you know nothing about video editing. When I watch Jake edit a video, he can tell you. I thought I was watching Mozart write a new song. Write a new song. Right, that's a new song.

Carpentry. I don't know, just like plastics in the corporate world, like packaging of plastic. Corrugated boxes. Corrugated boxes. I can teach you a lot. Yeah, like polyurethane. How AI works.

How to disrespect women. Yeah, I don't know anything about that. No. How to lose a pickleball game. You guys have any honorable mentions? Yeah, I I initially like all my answers were like driving related. Anybody that drives a 18 wheeler, a different breed. I it would take me a lot to be confident enough to do something like that. That just is such a large vehicle. Lemo is kind of the gateway.

Okay. Really? Yeah. Cause you get like CDL either way kind of thing? No. No, no, not exactly. I also said, this is like basically Jesse Platner, Jesse, you and I are different breeds of people. I just said somebody who knows how to change their own oil and also does change their own oil. It's one thing to like have the knowledge. I kind of understand how to do it, but it's like, I'm just gonna, it's not that expensive.

I can just go right here. They have drive-throughs now. Yeah, I bet Jesse Platner changes his own like lawnmower oil. Oh, I bet he likes that. The small engines. Yes, he likes that. The small engines. Yes, he likes that. He loves to glue himself some small engines.

So, and then last one was Mikey. Mikey has had tattoos since he was 13 and raced moto cross bikes since he was nine. Just like a different person, different breed of like. Grew up quicker than you did. Grew up quicker, has seen some stuff. Had facial hair before you. Probably broke some arms before I hit puberty

Yeah, yeah, so just a different breed. That's good Call this guy hooligan Guy who measures his carry-on before a flight, okay I just want to make sure it's gonna fit proper any type of those like extreme type A or whatever you want to even categorize it as. I will never be that that is a different breed. Prince out like their itinerary. Yeah, just in case. Yeah, sure. In case I'll take precautions. I'll take precautions if I am traveling to China. Yeah, my goal

a little above but yeah, just people like I want to just want to make sure it's not me. I have a there's I have a neighbor who loves his lawn more than life itself and is Did not like the construction and let people know about it. Yep and complained and that that feels like a different breed I don't see myself getting to that point. Does he also have a driver's cab? I could see it. Yeah, I could see it Yeah, that's fair. Like I I could get into my lawn. I I do like a nice I will be that breed one day there's a world where I could get into it Yeah, but not like this not like you don't see him like I see. Yeah He's obsessive. Yeah, okay

But it's all good. He's a good guy. Good guy. Oh sure good guy Scott yours. Yeah, I have a handful. I wrote down one David Goggins type. Just the guy that can wake up at 4.30 in the morning every day. Hey, you cold shower. I do. That's impressive. I do, but like just that regimented disciplined,

I just don't have, I don't have those chops to be that disciplined. There was a YouTube video, you might like it. A guy who didn't have many subscribers when he made the video, but it was like, I trained like David Goggins for 100 days or something like that. And you watched the video, I mean, he really did.

This is a guy who was like 40 pounds overweight probably, and just goes from a very sedentary lifestyle to he's like, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow at 4 a.m. and run 12 miles. I mean, that's like, he did it. The first day? Yeah a.m. and run 12 miles. I mean, that's like, and he did it. The first day? Yeah, first day he just runs 12 miles. And by day five, I mean, his ankles are blue

and he's so sore and all that stuff. So then he tries like swimming for a little bit. It's a pretty cool video. I mean, he lost some weight. It was impressive. And then he ends up doing like a marathon. He does an ultra marathon in the 100 days. He's like, I became so obsessed with running.

Yeah, it is. Ultra marathon's like a hundred miles. I think it's anything over a marathon. Yeah, so it's like a 36 mile. But anyway, it's cool video. Cool. Oh, I had a person that films and takes pictures of everything. Just like a documenter.

Just Brad's dad. Just people that spend more time trying to capture moments on their phone than actually experiencing the moments. Oh sure, the people at a golf tournament, you know, the phones are up at concert, stuff like that. People that take forever to respond. Oh, that's good. Yeah, it's a different breed.

He's a different breed. I think you guys know this about me. I'm a pretty prompt texter. Part of the reasons, because I sit at a desk most of the day, and my phone's always near me. Makes a difference. Yeah, it does. But also, that's not the only reason I don't text back right away.

So yeah, I think some of it's just a flaw. You're going to notice a couple of times I click the wrong button. So just clicked on Jake. Brad's talking. That's going to happen a couple of times throughout the episode. That's people that don't care about sports. How much I care about sports. I cannot understand a breed of people that doesn't care. That's so good. That's good.

I didn't I didn't understand those people existed until my freshman year of college. And my roommate was that guy Yeah, she's against Steelers, you know great game fourth quarter. I'm going nuts. I'm like you don't want to watch this at all He's like, I don't care about it. Yeah, what? Or like even even my wife Sam sometimes yeah, like like the Super Bowl I mean she kind of kept tabs on it, but like doesn't care about the outcome one way or the other Yes, I had distance runners She kind of kept tabs on it, but doesn't care about the outcome one way or the other. Yeah, so interesting. I had distance runners.

Yeah, different breed. I can't run long distances. Different breed. The mental battle. DIYers. Oh, I'm with you there. I agree. I would so, I mean, in a heartbeat,

I will pay people to do stuff rather than me doing it. I'm paying Zach next week to give the Bondi truck a little scrub down. Really? Yeah, I will pay people so quick. I don't wanna touch anything in my house. I mean, if it's something that I think I can reasonably do, but it's things that you know nothing about,

housework, house projects, how to do anything. Doing any hard manual labor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What like, really it's like, is it a, it's too much work or is it like, I don't wanna learn? I think it's a combination of work,

learn and just the general frustrations that I could experience. Yeah. Like thinking about your basement. Yeah. Wouldn't have even given it a thought to do that. Really? I'm with you.

Not a chance. Just to think about, like, when I, you know, we're looking at your floor, and I'm like, how did you lay all of this so perfectly? And I'm just thinking about the anxiety I'd have if something wasn't fitting right, or if it was like the wrong size. Because you know you're gonna run into problems.

Every step of the way, you're gonna run into an issue. Yeah, just avoid it. Let's let a professional do it. Yeah. I'm with you. And my final one was just the CEO of Southwest Airlines. Scott's so upset. I'm real upset about this.

He loves Southwest. I love Southwest Airlines. And in the last year, they've changed everything that made them unique and good. And now it's just like every other airline. What I don't, I don't know that much. I know that they're not doing the open seating anymore. What else are they not?

So they just sent out an email, I think, last week, getting rid of free two bags. What? No more. Yeah, so if you're a business class or A-list preferred, you still get two free bags. If you're A-list, you get one. And everybody else is, you have to pay free bags. If you're A-list, you get one, and everybody else is,

you have to pay for bags now. Want to get away? Want to get away from Southwest Airlines. Want to get us paid? That's what they're going to call it, basically. That's good. Thanks. Yeah, and then they are changing how you can earn

rapid rewards points. You earn less for basic fares and stuff. And just changing the seating and changing the bag policy I'm like those are the two big things that made you different from every other airline and now you're just like everybody else You see on Instagram they put up like everyone was just like so upset at Southwest and they posted It's not like we traded Luca and people did kind of appreciate that. Okay, Dallas based. Yeah But that's American Airlines or Southwest Airlines Dallas base. Mm-hmm. Oh. Okay. Dallas based. Yeah. But that's American Airlines or Southwest Airlines Dallas based.

Oh, they are lovefield. Yeah. So people online were ripping them. Yeah. People were upset. That's good. I'm glad I'm not alone. Yeah, I didn't think I was, but I'm also not on social media.

So I don't know the response, but I'm glad that they were getting rightfully ripped. Yeah, that's too bad. Because like half the reason that I've heard the idea behind bags fly free is because then there's not as many people like Carry-ons. Well, carry-ons. And therefore, you have to then bag, or what do they call it,

gate check. And then that takes longer to get off. And then you're delayed. And whatever. I feel like Southwest is really, really consistently, for the most part, pretty good on timing like yeah They don't compare to other flights. I don't know like other airlines That's just too bad

I mean, I'm probably still gonna fly Southwest because it's generally the cheapest and we have I have so many points Yeah, but I was so disappointed when I saw that so disappointed I've heard that Kansas City is trying to be a hub for Southwest, that'd be sweet. I'd love that. Yeah. My cousin's husband drives, or flies, drives. He's a CURB driver for Southwest. Drives the curb gate.

Yeah. CURB. That's a good throw. That was still wild, dude. Gate, curb. CURB. And now it's time for a word from our sponsors. Good Ranchers dot com.

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That concludes a word from our sponsor. Now back to that funny thing you were saying. One little update on our girl Stella. Yes. Back in the day, thought she was gaming us. Couple weeks ago, I gave her a shot. She sent us one video, like edited it. Okay, I gave her some notes. She sent another video, or sorry, then like the second round of that,

I gave her some more notes. Then she emails, hey, how do you want to go about payment? Here's my PayPal. I said, you know what, why don't I go ahead and send you $100 now, and I'll send you the other 70 when the video is done. And Stella responds instantly to email.

That's what I like about her. Or him, whoever I'm talking to. And I sent that yesterday afternoon and it dawns on me when I wake up this morning, I was like, wait, Stella hasn't responded. Oh no, is this, did she finally get me? Like, did I get scammed actually?

Because I sent her the money, but she did kind of edit a video. But I was like, she's going cold on me. She's like ghosting me now that I sent her the $100. So she's not finished with the video yet, but you sent her money. Yeah, because she got like halfway done with it. So I was like, sure. but that was like not agreed upon beforehand

That was just like as you're going you're like, I'll send you so much. Sure. Yeah, I don't know I don't maybe maybe she's asleep. Maybe she lives in a different place where she's Been like 18 hours, so I was like she's been awake at some point here. She freaking got me I can't believe I fell for it. This is so dumb. You got two factor, two FA on your PayPal, like password protected. Multi-factor authentication. No. You should probably do that just in case.

You think she can reverse hack me? No idea. No idea. I don't think so. I don't know. Whatever happens to DraftKings, like, yeah, it's just nice to have like a pass key or something. Pass key?

What is the pass key? Okay. A lot of people are asking me if I want to do the pass key. I say no thanks. I don't know exactly what it is. I think it's like using, I don't know. I think there's a lot of different pass key options, but like a lot of like your face ID is like a pass key

or something. Oh, great. So like I could be logging into something on my computer and I could scan the phone and be like use your passkey You know and you just show them your face show them your noodle I love these days anytime a TV doesn't make you type in on the TV Amen, like would you like to sign in your phone scan this about a bing-ba-da boom we're in amen Anyway, thankfully while we're at pickleball tonight just a couple hours ago still a respond and said alright updated video is there So it was like a

30 hour delay she made me sweat never a doubt, but she's back. What is that Tuesday to win? Maybe that's their weekend in Mombasa Venus must be a different planet Yes, don't know where she is But it was a good video it's fine this like third round I had her like I Put her to the test where I was like all right now I want you to edit like the first 30 seconds where it's like this is you know and so I gave her no I made it so easy just like I'll use this video this time stamp this voiceover got it back trash So you're gonna tell the captions. Oh yeah, there's another issue.

You know, I'm giving detailed notes on everything. Hey, at 1432, uh, right. Uh, I'll say like insert caption for Isaac. And then I put in quotes, this is annoying to play against. I'm watching back the video and on screen it says insert caption for Isaac that says this is annoying to play against. I'm like, the thing in, come on. That's funny.

Come on. You should keep that in there. People would comment, that'd add some engagement right there. When I thought Stella was gaming me, I was starting to think they're like, we still need to post this Friday, we have her second version of it that says that in it. I was like, what are we gonna do about that?

I guess put text over her text, but it's most of the screen. So yeah, I might've had to leave it in there, but. Was the idea like, obviously you don't wanna be editing anymore, and so it's like, okay, this might take a long time the first time, but hopefully she'll get better. Cause it seems like if you're writing out those detailed descriptions, it's like, I probably could have done that in that much time, but hopefully she'll get better. Cause it seems like if you're writing out those detailed

descriptions, it's like, I probably could have done that in that much time, right? Oh no, that would still would really save me a ton of time. Okay. Yeah. It's still worth it. Yeah. And she's affordable. Yeah. For $170. Really? Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, Stella's back. She's your own person.

Kinda. I don't know. That's great. You should, uh, it'd be fun to like mess with her and like send her some like ridiculous video and just be like, yeah, edit this however you see fit and just see what she comes back with. Yeah. I wonder how like how far I could push it. If I just, you know, send her a video of, I just send her a music video of Lil' John the Eastside Boys and say, hey, can you caption this? And just see what we get back for 100 bucks.

Just see what happens. That's funny. All right, thanks. Yeah, so I don't know. But rum dum dum. Yeah. That's amazing. I wrote down one little thing here. I went to a coffee shop in Olathe the other day. I dropped the kids off at my Aunt Cindy's and there's a coffee shop there. And it's called Sweet Teas, not Comet Coffee, but right down the road from it. And first of all, my coffee, they came up and they go, Bard.

Simpson. I was looking around like, yeah, they say Bart. Oh, like Bard, Cortado for Bard. Okay. That's me. I guess I ordered the Cortado and it was a great little spot. I mean, it's a, it's actually a really big spot. Like there's a lot of seating and everything. And, but it was like, it was interesting.

The volume of music was really low. Like there was music playing, but it was like pretty low to the point where like, if people weren't talking, it was kind of awkward or like I could hear conversations around the room. But I sat in this pretty cozy leather chair next to this other older dude, and he was doing voice texting,

and he just goes, I just wrote down the way he was being, he was like, sounds good, period. Steve, period. He just had this style to him, I was like, who is this And he said like this style to him. I was like, who is this guy? I like this guy. So. And was that pretty similar to the text he was sending?

Sounds good period, Steve period? Yeah, it was like, it was like maybe a little bit longer than that. Okay, that sounds good period. Steve period. Is he signing off or is he talking to Steve, you think? No, no, he was signing off. Old people text so funny.

They love to say their name. And they love periods. I've been texting Molly Cooper a lot more recently because we're playing in a tournament with her. She's our friend's mom. She's like 60 years old. That's great. And yeah, everything comes across very serious

with that generation. It's a lot of periods. Really? Yeah. Molly Cooper strikes me as an emoji person. She's not. Tracy Cooper? Tracy Cooper, sorry.

I haven't seen many emojis. I don't think so. But that is a good assessment, you would think. Yeah, maybe because Molly's an emoji. You think, you know, the crying face doesn't fall too far from the tree. Apple. Yeah.

But like, you know, I texted something like whether I think it would be windy. We should play indoors today. Tracy text back. Okay. Period. And then I'll get a text back five minutes later. Okay. Molly just said that sounded rude.

I'm excited. Oh, and then she'll send a lot of emojis. Now that I remember she sent like four emojis, like a girl dancing in a dress and sunshine and stuff. Yes. That's fun. So it's funny to imagine Molly texting her separately, be like, Mom, this is going to come across rude to millennials. You can't just type in OK, period. We're like so coddled like, oh, give me an explanation point and we're good.

OK, OK. Yeah, I told her about it. It feels very ominous. I think I responded very dark. You guys texted like, hey, we're going to record tonight around 830. I think I just said, okay, no punctuation. Well, I think you threw in an exclamation. Did I? I didn't notice either way. I think I was on the go. No punctuation is fine. That's fine. Periods. Exclamation point. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I did tell Tracy. I was like, that was a hilarious exchange. I said, but honestly, like just be completely honest at your age. I wouldn't hold that against you

I was like if you're like a millennial and texted me okay period like okay, what the heck is their problem? Yeah, but when you know, they're older you're like, oh all rules are off. I mean, they don't know they're trying their best They don't know texting etiquette. You're super old. Yeah, I'm surprised you're even seeing the letters to type I mean my dad's the same way. Yes, decent technology knows how to work it, but yeah, it's a lot of periods. It's very serious. That's funny. I am looking forward to vacation, period. It will be fun, period.

So excited, Caitlin and Brayden can actually come. Yeah. Dot, dot. It is your birthday. Dot, dot, dot. I am laughing so hard right now, I can barely breathe, period. Telling your mom now and she also laughed period. Do you feel like emails kind of that way sometimes?

Like I think people are scared to throw in a haha or an lol over email. Email feels a little more serious. Like I sent a guy an email yesterday. Well, it was Greg from church. He was like from Hope Church, the guy I've been communicating with about that gig. And he was like, all right, when we introduce you, like, do you have any like stats we should say? And so I texted him, I said, as far as stats go, or I emailed him, as far as stats go,

I have 93% bone density and have hundreds of thousands of followers on social media, you know, feel free to use whichever one is more relevant. I don't know. And then I think he responded, that made me laugh out loud, period, or whatever. And I'm like, that's probably because it's email, you feel like, I can't say ha ha ha.

You have to explain how the joke made you feel because it's email. Yeah, out loud, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I understand. I very much enjoyed that last email. Right. I've thrown a few ha ha's in corporate emails. Yeah, see, I don't mind it.

I'll throw them in there. Ha ha, glad you liked it. Maybe it's just an age difference, or maybe we're just not that corporate I guess you're pretty corporate. I'm friggin corporate What about the guy that what about Bill was is Bill ever thrown a high in there Bill would never Know he would not he's a sounds good period Yeah, and then his his like default signature down below it says that like warmest regards

Uh-huh in his default signature. He's warm Bill kind of reminds me of Mark S a little bit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he takes it seriously while he's on the inside Likes the ballgame likes the ballgame. The ballgame is mysterious and important of this ballgame How does he like? I'm sure you know cinematographer Like thank you. Thank you. You're welcome His his like his appearance completely changes. How does that work?

What are you talking about? Any versus Audi. He looks like skinnier and like, oh, yes, I know this. I was trying to teach Rachel this. Like the first time I saw it, I was like, I don't know much about this stuff. I know what they're doing here. It's called a dolly zoom. So we'll shorten it called a Zali.

Yeah, but they do the dolly zoom. Like when he goes down the elevator? No, but even like the entire time he's down there, he looks like a different person. He looks a little more polished, I will say that. I think there's like even like his face looks different. I understand what you're talking about. Oh, okay, sorry.

Like the actual like. Yes. Yeah, that is. Give me that one more time, Brad. Just going up the Severance elevator. Don't have Jake in there. Ding. Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Give me that one more time, Brad, just going up the Severance elevator. Don't have Jake in there. That was a little extreme.

Mark. Praise Kim. Mark. We didn't even know each other down there, Bert. Give us a walk, Scotty. Why are you in the phone booth? Irv, get in the car. Get in the car. We'll drive a little bit. Come on over for some ham later.

Wow. Me and Fields. Want to come into O&D? We got lots of employees back there. No, you know what we're doing. Wow Me and Phil though and we got lots of employees back there No, you know, we're doing you see the goats It's my retirement plan. Okay. Oh my gosh, then you got helly. I'll come to Man it's a big shoulder. Yeah. Movement.

The silverback. Anyway, also, well, Scott hasn't gotten there yet. Unbelievable how good looking Adam Scott was in that one episode. Let's just say that you should know which one crap. I don't know. Oh, really? The one. Oh, yeah You thought he looked better. I didn't really think about it much. Maybe maybe you're not checking out guys like I am This feels like i'm really steady that i've got more than you are. I I mean just like he looked he looked like a model Do you have shorter hair?

Yeah, I think I remember originally commenting on that like scruff. He doesn't look as good with long hair Yeah, dude everything about he looked so much. You know he's like 50 something in real life really 51 maybe I didn't know that I can't ever not picture him as kind of like the Jerk brother from step brothers brother. Yes. Oh, do you know what have you watched parks and writing? No there you go. He's 51 interesting, huh? Jake and I also bonded on how Triggering it is to see Dylan G's the way Dylan G's glasses sit on his nose. Yeah, dude. I get so irritated by that

Finger traps. I can't do I don't know. I tried Dylan do. He's got the like his nostrils are so like open. Yeah. I'm Richard. I was his mouth is very small, very. He's always breathing out of his mouth. Yeah. So we're like married up there. That's pretty good. Good. Oh, good. Yeah. Do you remember him from the show?

You he's in season one. He was like the library. Yeah. He works in the bookstore guy. I know I read that together Wow Isn't it amazing how you can see literally one show or one movie with somebody in it and you're like I know that person Like yes, especially if it's the first thing you ever saw them in Yes, cuz like it's like cuz then I'll go back and look at their you know Whatever filmography or whatever you want to call it and like it's like DB. Yeah, that's like that movie

I've barely seen that I don't even I don't even remember much about that movie, but I know I've seen that one That's the only one on this whole list. I've seen dude. This is driving me crazy, but about a month ago There was a girl Michelle Trachtenberg Trachtenberg that name rings about you might have talked about this. I Don't think I have She passed away people were talking about her on Twitter or whatever. And I was like, oh, she looks so familiar. And what have I seen her in?

And then I go through her whole IMDB and like, I haven't seen any of this, but she looks so familiar. I know, I know her. It's like that's like, oh my gosh, yes, we've shared something together. Do you ever have her pulled up on your? I've seen like, we've shared a whole hour and a half together, I swear. I feel like I know who you're talking about. And then I look at all your... I've seen like, we've shared a whole hour and a half together, I swear.

I feel like I know who you're talking about. And then I look at all the movies and I'm like, well, I haven't seen any of these. Oh yeah, this girl. Like does it that, like at that age she looks so familiar. That girl is... She's been in a lot of like teeny bopper movies and shows, I think. So did you find it? You figured it out?

No, I have no idea why she looks so familiar. I haven't seen any of these movies. Seventeen again? Never saw that. Oh yeah, I saw that. That's a good one She on pretty little liar. She was on gossip girl gossip girl. That's the one it's got sorry Yeah, so but you just you just recognize that'll bug ya. Hmm I thought you were gonna say that girl that you like Right, I recognize that girl from the commercial and it was from that office scene. That was fun.

Yeah. Yeah, that was a great day. So, good day. Man, I like Scott's Chris Tucker, but I also, that Christopher Walken will get me. Anybody named Chris? Yeah. I do a lot of Chris's.

Yeah. The Irving is so good. Chris Hemsworth. You gotta try. If you don't swing, you're not going to hit a home run. Chris Rock. Why is everybody... That was good. The Harlem Globe drivers. Yeah.

Can you remember lines of his from Longest Yard, the remake? No, don't remember any of those lines. That was good though. Thanks. Chris Rock, Chris Martin. Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat? Martin Coldplay.

Coldplay. Cause you're a sky, cause you're a sky full of stars. I'm gonna give you my heart. That's perfect. Thanks. Chris, what'd you, who'd you say? Hanson? Chris Hanson.

To catch a predator. He's doing a new show now called the, another YouTube thing that popped up. It's I don't remember the name of it, but I think they're like trying to get, they got this guy who was like a sexual predator and Deported him back to Mexico. I don't know what it's called, but he was on fire news and talking about it So it seems very politically charged as well Cool can't do it Chris Hansen Chris Chris Conley Chris Conley Chris Paul Chris Chris Christie

Chris Christie would be good. I don't even know what he sounds like Christina Aguilera, yeah Christopher Nolan No, don't even know what he sounds like turn outer space sounds Chris Christian Bale. Christian Bale in back. Tell me where he is. Pretty good.

Where's Rachel? It still throws me for a loop that he's British. Is he? Yeah. It's always impressive. You look up an actor and they're Australian, and they're like, wow, they're American accent. It's phenomenal.

That reminds me. You know what, we'll talk about this when Tymon's here Talk about time. It's here. Sorry Scott Millie Bobby Brown No, nothing to do that. Okay, Chris Hansen. Where are you? No, I watched an interview with her I was are we all thinking of Millie Bobby Brown right now? No, we're just talking about like different voices I watched an interview with with her on Jimmy Fallon and I can't tell what she is anymore. Like it literally feels like she bounces in between she English accent and British accent.

It's crazy. Yeah, it's like, are you English? Are you American? What are you? I think she looks like Catherine, which is a compliment. Yeah, I agree to all that. Catherine's a babe. People were like saying nice things about Catherine

on the Facebook group the other day. They loved how. Catherine's so cute. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah, no, doy. Yeah, she's amazing. So, anyway. Thanks, thanks guys.

Thanks, very kind. Chris. I'm impressed with how Chris. I do it. I'm impressed with how many Chris's you guys just thought of on the spot. I'm like, I can't think of any now. I can't think of anything. Oh, come on.

We can think of way more. Chris. Christopher Columbus, do his. Yeah. For school. I'm gonna kill ya. Am I Portuguese? Am I Spanish?

Nobody knows. That's good. You knew that. Thank you. I just learned that the other day. The Portuguese people for sure think he's Portuguese. I think he is. They're very prideful about that.

I think he is. Cristobal Colombo is how they say it in Portuguese. Oh. It's like a mob boss. Yeah. Yeah, he got taken by Colombo. Yeah, I think he is, but I think he got his money from Spain.

Yeah, and then I think he set sail from Spain, so via dude se vija where I study abroad John no, Creel see See is there that We'll be doing this in Gulf Shores all Or tense like I'd be good friends with her buddy into the trip, dude It's going to be awesome. You gotta come Chrissy Teigen Chrissy Teigen That wasn't on camera either I want to go back to Christina Aguilera. I think I think you might be able to get a little Christina

Chris Stapleton Oh say can you see That was good I could hear the guitar in there. Thank you Chris. I will say his national anthem was one of the best At a Super Bowl really yeah Trey and I were talking about that like I don't know why anyone says yes to the national anthem was one of the best at a Super Bowl. Really? Yeah. Trey and I were talking about that. Like, I don't know why anyone says yes to the national anthem. Just it's like, no reward, all risk, unless you're like one in a million, which is like the Chris Stapleton one,

and maybe a couple others ever that people remember. Otherwise, it's just all, it's all risk. My brother-in-law showed me this guy made a children's book out of the Fergie National Anthem. Do you remember the one she sung at the All-Star game that was atrocious? He basically... It's kind of like what you did with Salvador Perez's video, where you just transcribed it exactly what she was saying. He made a children's book out of it with illustrations for the wrong words.

I'll show it to you guys That's pretty cool this it was hilarious Wow creative idea. Yeah Should we do our comment of the week? Chris of the week Yeah, let's Chris of the week Christmas This person said Katherine has never been more wrong about the length of the pod. We all love two hour ones.

Don't listen to her. LOL. LOL. Yeah. That's, but otherwise people really like Catherine. Last month. Yeah. She was good.

I, yeah, I really enjoyed it. She on the Wednesday episode last week? She was on Monday, very end of Mondays, I think. I'm close to there. Probably listen to it on my ride home. All right. I haven't listened to you guys enough tonight, so I'm gonna leave you on my drive home.

Let's see, people like to put your beaver in a harness. That's fun. That's so random. I was like, who even said that? I think I might've. Brad with the, sorry. I'm picking, who even said that? I think I might've Brad with the, uh, sorry. I'm picking this one right here. Uh, just Jenny Labir, Jenny Liber, 4245 on a YouTube said this was a standout podcast episode. My grandma is a horticulturist. She's like,

I love this. This just reminds me of my grandma. It's like, all right, thank you. Um, standout podcast episode. I love, I love when people are like, Jenny is a follower, a constant commenter. She is a fan, but even she's like, this one was better than most for me. So that's always fun to hear. So don't just say it just for our, don't say it if you don't mean it,

but if you mean it, say it. Thanks. Right? Guys, okay? it, if you mean it, say it. Thanks. Right? Well, guys, okay. So, thank you, Jenny. Wins of the week. I got some wins. You got some wins? Yeah, I'll do two quick ones.

Okay. What were the two? I just had them. One is gonna be that I think Scott and I are pretty fired up. I think we found our paddles, finally. It's hard not to think about that. What'd you say?

Nothing, go ahead. We're just excited. It's been a long process. Like since October, we've been testing paddles. I think as of like in the last 24 hours, I mean, honestly, just like three hours ago, we're like, I think this is it. Finally.

Our white whale. Blanco, Poblona. Bale our white whale. I believe in my rock. Can I say, can I talk about the paddles? Don't say the name of it. Great. Then I was going to have you do Christopher Walken. It was going to be great. Oh, I see where you're going.

Yeah, I see where you're going. But you know what I've looked into is we want to do some like PR boxes potentially for like yeah influencers reviewers. I've been trying to find a Christopher Walken AI generator for his voice who can like when you open the box He says what we want him to say in his voice. I think you found them. I can just record something. That's a great idea. Yeah Perfect. Yeah, Wow You just got a paddle. Take it to the court. Get out there. Oh, that's way better.

Get out there. Who's ever seen this kind of value in a paddle? In the design. It's design striking we gotta do this You another one or forgot it I'll come back my two wins of the week are Indirect wins there are other people win number one shout out for Kirsty Swick wonderful fan awesome Just friend of the podcast her nephew Jalen. She sent us a text. Oh good memory ghosty Jalen

Got a 34 on his a CT as a 16 year old first time taking it this dude's a genius I met this kid like three years ago. It's hard to believe he's old enough to take the a CT much Let's get a 34. Yeah, that kid was not doing 34 a couple years ago Yeah That's true. Honestly, he probably wouldn't. So shout out Jalen. He's never a senior yet. That's amazing, dude. Can't wait to see you full ride K state. ISIS. Yeah, baby. Come on. And then the second one of the week is indirect. Also, it's for my dad. He has officially accomplished his goal Jake of sleeping overnight in all 50 states. He posted about it. He was like, these are some of my highlights of all the different 50 states. It was great. Yeah. It was, I mean,

it's like, it really is like a, like, I think he's, he loves it. Like he's excited about it. And so he flew to new Orleans to fly to sleep overnight in Louisiana and then drove to Gulf shores with my mom and they slept overnight in Alabama. And now that's 50 baby. All that's pretty cool to say. And so it really is. Yeah. I, I don't know. I don't know how many other people can say they're even close to that or whatever, But anyway, so win of the week is good job, good job dad for doing it. It also just for realizing, that's what's hilarious to me is like that's my dad's personality is like, you know what, I bet I probably have gotten kind of close.

Let me just write these down real quick. You know? So anyway, shout out to dad. Scott, sorry I took yours. Do you have any other, another win for this week? Yeah, I think just a little bit of reframing, I guess. This pesky thumb over the last 24 hours and being in the ER today has just made me very grateful

that I have had, I spent very little time in ERs, in medical facilities, just been blessed with really good health, for the most part, really good injury avoidance, accident avoidance, and that I feel like is a win. Because you see some people there and it's like, you know they're here all the time.

Yeah. And that is just a bummer. Yeah, some people are very comfortable with the process of like, I know exactly where to go. Yeah, I got a guy, I got a girl. And I'm like, very unfamiliar. I'm glad I didn't know where the bathroom was in the ER. Like I had to walk around and find it.

Like, Jake's glad that he didn't know that LabCorp had a bad reputation until he got there That's good You said something kind of similar that the other week of like I'm just I've just been healthy for a long time That's great. Yeah, it's nice to like take a step back like man I mean even just like last week I was complaining like I might have to sit out for five days I'm like, yes, like destroying me. Yeah, you know, so but I felt the same way with like mallet finger and everything I was like, this is so little It's just my little finger But man, it makes me so think it's like when you're sick. You're like I had it so good. Yes, when I wasn't sick

Yeah, so man. It was awesome when I didn't have a runny nose I can't tell you how jazzed I am to have a working thumb here in a couple weeks Yeah, probably just being able to I mean I'm gonna be so thrilled to put a sock on and just Yeah Get on my foot. Like you have to like take your kids out of their seat belts and you have to pinch those things. It's like, yeah, no problem.

Let me grab them. Yeah, no problem. Yeah. Use your thumb for a lot of stuff. Yeah, you do. A lot of stuff, even your left hand. Are you in the payola group chat? Are you coming to that?

No. Unfortunately, it's a tough week. I'm like gone in Ohio for work for most of the week. And then I didn't really want to leave Sam alone with yeah kids again for the whole weekend So and I think that moneyball tournament is that we can to the 13th Sunday Is that when it is? Yeah, I don't know might be well I'll just say Gunners asked us all to like send a video in to like introduce ourselves or whatever and talking about like being Injures Isaac's thing. I think, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's got. Oh my gosh. It's insane, dude. Isaac just had like basically a whatever the opposite of highlight is low light. A minute 44 highlight reel of all these like pictures and images like videos. Nasty stuff. And then him getting injured over and over again, like him and as a kid and two casts. Double cast. Like, yeah, just open wounds. I just look away once yeah

Yeah, where is his forearm? I don't know what part of the body it was I couldn't see oh, but it's just wild How many times he's been injured like that guy knows his way around like ER he truly did when I got the the eye injury He had like legitimate recommendations of like let's see what time of night is it to Monday? He had like legitimate recommendations of like let's see what time of night is it to Monday? Shawnee missions probably good, but I don't know Audrey should still be there if you hurry Exactly yeah, actually I have his cell. Let me just you know I'll give him a ring Yeah, I did a son of favor one time That's great. I remember my last one just Just thankful that Ghost Starters getaway is selling well. Yes. Amen. Because this is a thing, you know, we take a little bit of chance.

We put a little deposit down on a giant house for a week long. You're like, I think people will come. Right. I don't think we'll lose 30 grand. Yeah. But right. I mean, it's tax deductible if we do right Full vacation with me and you and Lisa Glock Yes, that's a big win as well so Good stuff good stuff. All right Sweet you got anything else anything else you want to end on cheers cheers water night pod Night pod part two night, but

Timon we miss you I'm sure there's some great things that you didn't see on camera because Scott's just clicking around but yeah, please forgive any I'm sure you're gonna be triggered probably by some of the camera switches I'm not as lightning fast on the buttons as you are, but please accept my faults. This is my first time. This has been an absolute. I did my best. This has been a delight, Scott.

I'm so glad that you were able to get back. Yeah, thanks for making it happen. Late night. It was perfect timing. I mean, we went and played a little pickle this evening. Little pod, pickle pod. Pickle and pod. What a full day.

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