Ghostrunners - 424 - You Can't Sew a Baseball

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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MP Higgins 1218 asks, what should a single girl do to attract a godly male? First thing, change that username. MP Higgins? MP Higgins 1218? Nope. Yeah. MP is gonna be empty in her nest.

No other birds coming to you. Change it to empty uterus. That's basically what your username is. I'd say so. No other birds coming to you. Change it to empty uterus. That's basically what your username is. I'd say so. Tymon, she's 18. Imagine her in your head the hottest girl ever. Well then you're there. Well, what does she look like Tymon?

Oh. Well. What does a girl need to do to what should a single girl actually don't know her age in stream is glitching when I click on her it goes great. Good. Maybe new user name 16 and you're not allowed to she graded out. What should a single girl do to attract a godly male? Oh, yeah, I would say I was gonna't know, I was gonna make a joke.

Go ahead. No, it's an inappropriate joke. Okay, say it in a way where Taiman would still be able to laugh at it. Boop job. And your mom. Pfft. I think we bleeped out the first part.

That's kind of funny. No, if we bleep out the first part, then it just says, job. All right, all right. Maybe we just bleep it out. All right. part that's kind of funny no if we believe about the first part job all right all right maybe just leave it out all right maybe we don't maybe we just do the whole thing I don't care it's a joke we're making jokes okay that's not true you're fearfully and wonderfully made yes roll it I don't care oh I know I think this beat means that it's going down With some random thoughts and white meat too Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat

So come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet Cause this is a Ghost from the Spot Cam Ghost from the Spot Cam There among the morning wind taking ground Ghost from the Spot Cam Oh man, honestly, I've, I bet I have, I bet I'm working on three hours of sleep right now. Really? Yeah. So anything out of my mouth because of that, I can say whatever I want.

It's like, uh, we're recording this on April 2nd. Yesterday was a fun day where you can't say anything. Yep. April Fools. Yep, but I didn't do it. I didn't do April Fools, so, but it's still April, so I can fool. So April Fools.

You have license, like, it's April and I haven't slept much. Yeah. You say something you didn't mean after you just go April Fools. April Fools, got him. Yesterday I was going on a walk and I bumped into Catherine and I said, you look big, are you pregnant?

She said no, and I said, April Fools. And then guess what she did back? Psych, April Fools back, she went back and forth. You April Fools each other and you're like, no way. No, no, April Fools. April Fools. Oh, got it, yeah. Fools on Fools.

Did you hear about Molly's April Fool's? Yeah. So, okay, Molly is the person who played, so they have the candle company, her and her husband, that we've talked about before. I mean, just the sweetest, most just sourdough, she lives out in the country, they're great. Sweet and sourdough.

Sweet and sourdough. Mm-hmm. She played with Rachel in a pickleball tournament against Thunder and Lightning. Yep. I played with Molly in a tournament this past Sunday, actually. I could talk about that more later, I guess.

So the context is, yes, we just played, and also two weeks from now, me and Molly are playing in a men's tournament together. That's how good Molly's gotten. Where I was like, hey, is it cool if my friend Molly joins? They're like, sure, if you want her to. She'll pay the money. So at 7.30 a.m. yesterday, I get a text from Molly

in our group chat with me and Isaac, her mom, whatever. And this was the team at our tournament. She said, man, I had so much fun playing pickleball, but I was running after my son Vinny yesterday, and I pulled my hamstring. And I was like, oh, that stinks. So I like pulled my hamstring and I was like, oh, that stinks. So I'm just kind of responding. I'm like, oh, don't blame it on pickleball.

Vinny's getting too fast, whatever. She's like, yeah, so I won't be able to play in that like men's tournament in two weeks. So I'm like, dang, whatever. And then she was like, April Fools. And I was like, I did not expect you to like get me on April Fools. I've been away for like four minutes.

I just barely got my levothyroxine down, you know? And now you're already pranking me. Don't even talk to me till I've had my levothyroxine. And then I go into, back to the bedroom. All I need is a whole lot of Jesus and a little bit of levothyroxine. In this house, we like our coffee, our chiefs and levothyroxine.

Super active hypothyroxine. I like my levothyroxine like I like my men. Young, black, and rich. Dang it. Take it out again. I think it might not apply to the... Yeah, maybe. But first level of thyroxine.

There it is. Yeah. Yeah. Don't, now you got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I already said that one. Go ahead. Sorry. Don't cry because it's over a smile. Cause you had your level of thyroxine. Live, laugh, level thyroxine.

Anyway, so then I go back to Rachel's bathroom and I was just like saying good morning, whatever. And she was like, I can't wait to tell you this text I just got from Molly. And I'm like, oh wow, she already got both of us. And so I let Rachel go a little bit and then I'm like, I'm so sorry, but I guess I need to break the news to you

that this is an April Fool's joke. I think Molly's really in April Fool's. So do you remember what did Molly text Rachel and Catherine? Yeah, so Catherine texted me that night. I don't think she saw it for a long time, but she goes, remind me, I need to talk to you about a text I just got from Molly. I was like, okay.

I believe, paraphrasing a little bit, Molly's like, hey, we're trying to figure out, I think they're kind of condensing slash kind of dissolving, continue good, or whatever you wanna call it. Yeah, I think it was like prayer request. Yes. Things are kind of transitioning with our candle company. Yep, and so, you know,

been trying to figure out what I wanna do next. I was at the park the other day with Vinny playing tennis, ran into Brittany Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes' wife. Yes. And long story short, may have a job with her kids sitting for her kids. Yeah, it's like 30 hours a week. They really want to learn how to play tennis.

And so I could teach them tennis and just prayer requests for that. But along with that, they really are looking for friendships. They need friends. For the community. And so, you know, I think we would wanna invite them into the friend group, you know, for them, possibly Taylor. Taylor would love it.

Et cetera, or something like that. Swift. And so Catherine's reading this all to me. And I, it got me for a second, I'll say it. It's Molly. It's sweet and sour. Absolutely got Catherine like a hundred percent. And the more, more she's talking about, I'm like, wow, that's kind of, that's kind of crazy. And in my head in hindsight is like, oh yeah, duh. Like why would Brittany Mahomes just be at a public park plan? I don't know. I'm not saying, I just feel like they probably have their own everything at their house. And so, but then the thing at the very end, Catherine's like, look, reading

it and she didn't understand that Taylor meant Taylor Swift. She thought it was like Taylor lamb who's our friend. She's like, why would, why would she hang out with Taylor? Like why does she tell that to us? I was like, I think she means Taylor Swift, not Taylor lamb. And she's like, Oh, well what? And then I was like, wait a sec means Taylor Swift, not Taylor lamb. And she's like, Oh, what? And then I was like, wait a sec, Catherine, it's an April Fools joke. I'm pretty sure it's April Fools. And she goes, Molly loves April Fools. Of course this is April Fools.

So did Rachel tell you what we said back? No. Okay. So that, so I didn't know that she said it earlier in the morning. Like we were talking about like eight o'clock at night. So yeah, she sent it like seven a.m. That's classic. You got to get people early before you're not on guard. Maybe so, no levo.

But Catherine, I was like, in my head, I thought that she had just sent it like 30 minutes ago. I was like, all right, you should respond with this. Rachel might still think it's true. And so I was like, you should respond by saying like, we thought Rachel thought it would still be true. Oh, that's right. Sorry. You thought she just said the text.

Yes. I thought, I thought it was like, we're, we're right. Responding right back to it. Like 12 hours later, you're like, maybe Rachel hasn't, maybe Rachel like is so bad at this. Like I was like, we should also say that we secretly know Patrick Mahomes, but like that we've been keeping on the DL somehow, like, you know, whatever the, and so we secretly know Patrick Mahomes, but like that we've been keeping on the DL somehow, like, you know, whatever the, and so we kind of, I think.

Oh, keep going. I kind of know about this, I think actually. Yeah, and so, and I was like, and the follow-up, so I, Catherine was like, Patrick and Brittany actually visited our church the other day, and I don't know if she said we met them or whatever, they actually visited our church the other day. Um, and I don't know if she said we met him or whatever, they actually visit our church the other day. It was so crazy. Uh, but then I told Catherine, I was like, but then text Rachel and say, and Rachel, by the way, please

don't tell Jake, uh, cause Brad wants to save this for the podcast. Thinking like that would legitimize it a little more or something. Uh, and of course, yeah, everyone saw through it at that point. But I was like, I was like, maybe, you know, I was like, it's a good prank, prank the prank or kind of thing a little bit, you know, like don't don't let them have their way with it. So, so at about seven thirty a.m. at when I go into the bathroom, Rachel's still freaking out. I pull up my camera because I think when you prank someone, the best part

is getting to see the reactions. I was like, I pull out my camera. Because I think when you prank someone, the best part is getting to see the reaction. I was like, I'll film this. So I just texted you, Tymon, are you Bluetoothed in? Yes, I am. So yeah, we can show this. This is Rachel, like right after I told her this was an April Fool's joke. I had so many plans for Molly.

I mean, I've been, the career counseling class has never come in handy as an elementary counselor, but this did. What did she tell you? And I had so many plans for Molly. I've never seen you like this. I was like, I bet they bonded on Lily Golden being the same name as Golden Mahomes. It's like, I bet that really connected them.

Did Molly tell you they met or something? Yes, at tennis. Molly was teaching Vinny, and I was like, oh my gosh, Molly could start teaching all those kids. I was like, you know, she could tell her, I'm like, oh my gosh, Molly could start teaching all those kids. I was like, you know, she could tell her, I'm like, oh I'm all out there with you. Molly, invite her to a maj on night. She'll love that, Taylor would love the tiles.

Oh no, you really gotta hate yourself. I did, I've been thinking about it all morning. No podcast, no music. That's so amazing. No podcast, no music. No podcast, I've just been brainstorming this. She had a job for every one of our friends. She's like, this is great, because I'm sure they need,

like, word work-aid stuff. Like, Brad or Isaac could make them tables and stuff. And, like, Catherine could homeschool her kids. I bet they, surely they need, like, a homeschool teacher, right? And, like, for every person, she had something lined up. And yeah, Catherine could remind them about the pride of Texas.

You know, like, yeah, that's so funny. So she really went deep into it. Like, she was. Yeah, like, yeah, that's, that's so funny. So she really went deep into it. Like she was, yeah, for about 10, 15 minutes. Yeah. So wild. Just loved it. I mean, do you think that my homes and Brittany would, would fit in with the friend group? All right. I don't know. I I've never like hung out with like celebrities. Trey N. Kennedy. Like, I just don't know how they like, do they, like, do they hang out in private a lot? Do they hang out in, where do they go?

They're like raccoons. It's like, I really never see them. With my homes. Yeah. Yeah, they're raccoons. They only come out from like three to five. Yeah. They have weird sleep schedules.

Yeah, I don't know what it's like. I don't know how they go to dinner or how you, what do you do with your kids? I don't know how it all works. So maybe I'm optimistic. My simple answer is Patrick would be our boy. Like, I don't think Brittany would be best friends with them, but I think that they would get along. I feel like Rachel is the most

agreeable person I know. So yeah, they would be friends. Yeah. But I don't think it's like, oh, we are simpatico. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Tommy, did you get God on any April fool's jokes? No, I honestly just like didn't experience any. I'm on filter today boys. My friends told me this looked good. So no, that was April Fool's. I like it. I do. I do. I just, that was just too easy. I mean, clearly you're still doing it. A couple of days worth of it. I was expecting more like to see more like businesses get involved like usual. Maybe I was just like not on social media much, but I just, I didn't really experience any.

Yeah. I'm trying to remember. I think I saw like one or two, like really almost like leaning into like how mediocre of an effort they tried to make something like free cheese with every diaper order. Just kidding. Of course that's not true. It's like, all right, good one. I saw so many dumb ones in the pickleball community.

Because pickleball is just, you know how like everything takes, every trend takes a longer to get to the Midwest. And then even on top of that, everything takes a little longer to get to like Bolivar or Stratton. That's what pickleball is. Just like when nature, have you seen all the Ashton Hall memes and stuff like that? Tell me.

Oh, you're super bricked, huh? So this is a huge black dude who's had the super cringey morning routines. That's what I was gonna say. Is it the one that like, mouth tape, put your face in the thing. Yes, yes, yes. I've seen all the people doing it.

I had no idea why. Okay. Yeah. Ashton Hall. Yep. Anyway, so pickleball people tried to do that and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen. And of course, when they tried to do their own, like April Fool's Day joke, it's just the worst.

It was just like, pickleball has announced they are changing their name. It's gonna be old people ball. Check comments for more info. And then the comments say, April Fools, did we get you? And it's just like, I can't believe this is the community I'm a part of. We have to hold ourselves to a higher standard.

We can't do this. Yes, you were one of them now. So you gotta represent them well. It's really, it's a shame. What about like, you know, zig and zag kind of thing? Like what if you had kind of an unfortunate piece of news to deliver to the public? Why not just do it on April fools and everyone will just assume this guy's

messing with us. Yeah. Well, it was confusing because the NFL came out with a bunch of new rule changes on April 1st. And so no one knew whether to take it serious or not. April rules on April fools. Oh, it's April rules day. That makes sense. That's where they do. They do one rule every month leading up. I like to do a little bit of public indecency on April 1st. I call it April jewels day. April jewels. Yep.

I actually, I'm a big, I just go to Home Depot and just raid the shopping cart, put it all in there, April tools. I do April schools day. Yeah. I go to school. I like to lead with the punch line. I Do April schools day Well you don't want to forget it you're like I thought it is let's go ahead and get it out now the lead-up Oh, yeah, I'll leave my mind. Well we we go and we do quilt. No, we don't do clearly It's more like sewing April spools. Ooh.

Good. Mm-hmm. We shear some sheep, April wools. Ooh, and then they have HVAC. There's a HVACs are on sale, April Cools. Yep. Deep drool, duals, duals. I'm gonna do do duels.

Sometimes I go to my fencing and I say on guard, April duels. But then I have to go eat at that great burger place makes me go April jewels. That is improv. And that is why we are on the top of the charts, baby. That is why we used to be top 10 in Trinidad and Tobago. That's right. For improv company. See you, monkey menage.

What are we talking about? Oh yeah, just different, yeah. SBU did their own. They're staying SBU, but they're changing to Super Bearcat University. Oh, yeah, okay. So what is your stance on April Fool's from company wide? Like, yes, I don't participate, but I also don't hate it.

I don't hate it. It's like, at least you're trying, that's fine. But then again, you think that pickleball changing to old people ball is terrible. Yeah, I guess it just gotta be like a good attempt. Okay. You gotta do a good attempt. Okay. Yeah. You got to do a good job of it. I'm okay with you trying it though. Or is it just like, it's just too played? Like I remember,

I think of college for everything, but like I remember in college. Google? Yeah. Google with the glasses or whatever they did. But it wasn't glasses. It was something else like that. One year I remember it was like, basically we're changing the keyboard to basically like a doshes and dats or see you. Isn't that funny? That's what they did. Very full thoughts and dashes. Don't even talk to me till I've had my level thyroxin brain fog. Yeah. Yeah. It was basically the keyboard was a telegram service. And then one year it was just,

this was a really well done video. It was like everything you love about Gmail, but blue. Do you remember that? It was like Gmail blue. Yes. That was it. Nothing really changes, way more blue. Yeah.

There was one, I mean, yeah, cause now it's like everyone sees it coming. But back then it was like, that seems cool. Okay. Yeah, you're not really going to trick people nowadays. But you can come up with creative, just jokes, basically. There was some butter company that looked like it came out with moisturizing cream.

It was like their butter, but for a daily face wash, whatever. It's like, oh, that's kind of funny. Their butter is in a little tub for your skin. Shea butter. Matt asked us at the Friday Pickle Group chat, he's like, should we do something for? April fools I sent like five different ideas and I was like we could do like a Monday pickleball pat

You know, whatever but I don't think we have do anything. I don't know. I'm 50 50 on it. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not I'm not taking hard stances, but what about you John Mulaney? I think if, um, if you have a great idea before you're trying to think of, if you lead with like, I have this really funny prank idea for our customers, then you do it. But if it's like, oh, April Fool's is coming up, we got to think of something and it's not worth doing. That's a good point. That's a real good point. Well, good. Thank you. point. Well good. Thank you. Oh man. I have a wound. Yes. Can I show you guys? Is it physical or emotional? Or both? Well the one I was gonna show you is physical.

Tell me both. Alright I'll show you the first one. Could I tell people, can you see it on this camera? Nope, not one bit. Pretty cool, huh guys? What about now? Could I tell people I got shot? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I have a state of gig next Thursday. I wish it was this Thursday

and I would go through some sort of gun wound story. Yeah, I had the first question I asked him today. I said, so is it like a scoop? Because that's how I've been referring it to. And she got a pretty good laugh actually. No, it's not a scoop. I was like, I don't know. Just imagine he scoop it out.

What did she compare it to? She didn't have a silverware type comparison for me. But what she did, she had me lay down and she was like, I'm going to draw out what we're going to take out. And then she had me lay down and she was like, I'm gonna draw out like what we're gonna take out. And then she showed me in like tiny little mold, but then the drawing, it looked like an eyelid or not lid, it looked like an eye, just like a oblong shape,

really big. And I go, whoa, that's big, looks like an eye. And then the assistant, she goes, I always say, you can't sew up a baseball, but you could sew up a football. I go, we can sew up a baseball. That's kind of how they're constructed. It's full of seams.

Yeah. And she goes, I know, but, and then the main surgeon was like, yeah, it's a bad metaphor. She just straight up said it. And then it became two on one. Now we were both just like dogging on this assistant. We're like, it has way more seams than a foot.

It's way easier. That surgeon has been waiting so long for somebody to question that and be like, you haven't been to tell you for a long time. I actually hate when you say that stuff, saying that. Like you gave- That's kind of what it felt like. You gave her, or him or her, I don't know, surgeon. Both ladies.

Thank you. Don't make me call you. I did, I did not, I was actually assuming a woman. You gave her such freedom to like, finally I can get this off my chest. You. Those are literally both so. Thank you.

Yeah. So it was a good effort to be like, oh, like a more narrower shape is easier to sew up than a circle. That makes sense. But to say you can Oh, like a more narrower shape is easier to sew up than a circle. That makes sense. But to say you can't sew up a baseball when it's full of seams that have been sewed. Literally. That's like, it's called like a, like the pitch is like a four seamer, you know, two, two seams. Yeah. It's full of seams. Seems. Yeah. No one's ever like, look, look at that guy throwing the seam around all over the football field.

Yeah. Yeah. Baseball. Like, Oh, he's throwing the smooth ball around over the football field. Yeah, baseball, like always throwing the smooth ball around, throwing the old basketball. Yeah, I mean, anyways, that was kind of funny. There were some interesting stuff said, but. So what did they, how did they like numb you? I asked about that, you know, cause I'm a little wary of my anesthesia. Right, testosterone levels are too high.

And it was lidocaine again, so we're good. Lidocaine works great. So much so that when they were like, they were testing like, can you feel this? I thought they were like messing with me. Like when you like give someone a non-alcoholic beer, like how you feeling? They're trying to see if you're like a liar or not.

April O'Douls. That's good. Are yououls. That's good. Are you actually laughing? That's good. I thought you were like, oh buddy, good one. No, that's good. You thought of that quick. Yeah, thank you.

April O'Douls. April O'Douls. O'Douls time is the most common. Oh, time is where? All right, he gets it. I follow him on step. Maria, check it out. Three hour Brad's feeling good today.

Yeah. So yeah, they numb me up and then I, we were just having like normal pleasant conversation but every now and then I would look down and they were just removing chunks. I don't know how deep it is, but it was a real deal. And it's, I showed you the photo. I don't think we need to put on YouTube

just cause it's like gross but it's like a massive two and a half inch gash in my side. I think I'm gonna be down for the count for a little bit, which it's tough trying to weigh like, man. Wow. I'm trying to get so. That's big. Wow, that's crazy.

We won't put it on the screen. I'll show it right now on my phone and you can kind of see the size of it. If you want, yeah. There's some nipple hair in there, if that turns you want. Yeah. There's some nipple hair in there, if that turns you off. Good job giving nip for like a reference. Like this is how big it is.

Yeah, because I had it more zoomed in. I was like, well, you can't really see. Because your nip is normal size. It is, it's very standard, very proportional. But yeah, big old gash. And so I'm like, man, I'm in such a habit. I haven't missed a day of working out. I'm doing so good.

I'm playing so much pickleball And I could have skin cancer. I it's just it's 50-50 at this point I mean, yeah, but like imagine how ripped you would be in your open casket That's what I'm debating right now is like, oh they're saying I have to stay they said I can't do anything Like that would elevate my heart rate for a while. Elevate your heart rate even? Yeah, so I can't watch scary movies. Why the heart rate? Did you ask that?

You know, I was asking a lot of questions. I know, that's why I was like, maybe you asked that. There was a point where it felt like she was trying to leave and so I stopped. Because I mean, I was getting like specific, like what could I do planks? Because planks aren't gonna like stretch anything isometric. She's like, if it elevates the heart rate,

and so I was like, well, could I do like lower body? Still, it would be a risk. And so I was like, all right, now stop asking stuff. What if you run, like is it stretching out? Like if you throw your arms back, like that? It's too much. Probably. Just walk.

So I'm just, I'm going to be really sedentary for awhile. I guess kind of a bummer, but yeah, they remove the cancerous cells from my body. So overall net positive. Some are saying, Oh, John Chris. Yeah, he talked about it on his podcast. You're going to be listening to a lot of John Chris in your future.

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about it a couple of weeks ago where I was like, I, I don't like it when people, sorry, I'm having a hard time getting this out. Um, like the idea of like people complaining about like, Oh, it must be nice to be able to afford a cookware that's a hundred dollars. Oh yeah. We talked about that and how maybe they're just budgeting. Yeah. They had like a pretty long, like pretty back and forth conversation. It started with him being like, apparently door dash is a financing now. Yeah, I can talk about that in correct opinion. You did?

Okay. Yeah. And put a burrito on Leo way. Yeah. And he's like, everyone, I don't care who you are. Everyone should have a hundred dollars like to whatever. Like, and the other guys were like, I think you're going to get roasted for this. And John like, like stood his ground.

He's like, no, if you've been working a job for 20 years and you don't have a hundred dollars in your bank account, I mean, he's like, and I think eventually he was like, every once in a while, yeah, you might have like a terrible circumstance, but like the normal person out there that hasn't gone through X, Y, Z. That's looking to door dash.

Yes, yes. That's the other thing of like, okay, just go there yourself or eat it. He's like, that's, he's like back when I was younger, I live with seven other guys because it's like, you've got to save money or whatever. So it was funny to like, listen, because they, they pressed into him and he did not relent. He's like, no, I'm, I'm staying here. So why did you only get three hours sleep last night? Cause that storm did you wake up in it at all? Oh What was it 445? Yep

This 438 is when I yeah something like that woke up to two little girls on our bedside Okay, so Was that right around the time the loudest thunder crash I've ever heard. Mm-hmm. That was about 445. Yeah, that was insane Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, that was insane. Yeah. Pretty cool. Yeah. Cause I don't have kids. So, you know, they bother me. I was like, Rachel, that's nuts. Whoa. Good night. Yeah. Yeah. All the kids are relatively like spooked from the storms. I think Hattie woke up cause Rosie was crying. They sleep in the same room. And then Hattie, she brought Rosie into our room. She's like, I didn't know what to do.

Rosie was crying. And so then Rosie got in bed with us. And then I didn't fall back asleep. And then Hattie eventually got scared. So she came because she couldn't fall asleep because all the light, I mean, there's a lot of flashing. There was at one point I was like, is the electric truck outside our window or something just flashing their light, fixing something?

You know? It reminded me of Waco. It was like, I think they're David Koresh-ing me right now. It kind of was. It was very- Loud noises. Very much, it was like, and I had all these different things on my mind.

So I was like, I don't think I slept. I might've fallen asleep again for like 15 minutes, but yeah, for the most part, it was just like, I was done. It's over. I slept there, I wish I could've enjoyed it more. I should've had the curtains up. Yeah, I wish I yeah, for the most part, it was just like, I was done. It's over. I slept there. I wish I could have enjoyed it more. I should have had the curtains up. Yeah.

I wish I could have seen the lightning. Yeah. And then it was like, as I was like, or Catherine, the night before was like, I think there might be some hail. Both of our cars are parked outside. And so I was like, is there, am I hearing hail? Maybe I'm hearing hail. Did it hail?

Not that I know of. All right. Not, not during that time at least, but I went out and looked at it and it really wasn't that bad looking. But anyway, so yeah, I think we're all feeling this afternoon, like, or this morning, like just kids are melting down. Catherine's a little bit like, I think she's been patient, but she's like, I'm right. This is bad. You know, what? Yeah. What do you have the rest of the day?

Fire. After this, we got church tonight. So Catherine and the older two kids are gonna have a little bit of a later night. And then Thursday morning is the co-op day. So they had to get out of the house a little bit early. So it's just life, man. What's it like when, so Rosie gets scared enough and she wants to sleep in your bed?

Does it get pretty crowded? You guys have a king size? Yeah. So it'll be you, Catherine and Rosie. Yeah. And last night, Hattie jumped in. So they go middle? Yeah, they were in the middle.

It depends. It doesn't happen that often. I think some people have their kids sleep with them. Some of them, it's almost permanent. Yeah. I don't agree with or endorse, but. What's that called? Co-sleeping.

All right. Whatever. It's called that called? Co-sleeping. All right. Whatever. That's called a, yeah, swaddle, swaddle adulting. Yeah, sleep sacking. Yeah, sleep sacking. I, yeah, I mean, sometimes Rosie's right next to me on my side.

Sometimes she's with Catherine. Catherine's gotten smart and always said like, if you're going to come sleep in our bed, you got to go get your own pillow. Cause that then helps them spread out a little bit more. Yeah, it just depends. Rosie is pretty good at sleeping next to you. Like she's pretty still, she's pretty quiet.

Hattie, it's like she's a bucking bronco. Like a cat. It's wild. Like it's like, if Hattie's getting too close to me, I'm like, I'm just gonna go sleep on the floor. Yeah, you gotta build Hattie almost like a, like you know those motorcycles that kind of a sidecar. Yep She'd get her one of those for the bed or the couch like you go sleep on the couch and then she's got a little side Car. Yeah, you know you share a blanket maybe yeah. Well, that's what I told Catherine. I was like, I don't remember

I bet I woke up and went to my parents bedroom a handful of times growing up Like I had a bad dream or something, but I think I always slept on their floor. Yeah. So I'm like, I think we should start having the kids. If they're going to, they can be in our room with us, but they need to sleep on the floor. All right. Blow up the air mattress and don't be loud. Do it with your mouth. Yeah. Don't be loud. It's worth it to you. You'll do it. Yeah. Go back to your bed. So yeah, they're all different with that kind of thing.

Bo and Rosie are pretty good though. And Hattie is like, like Hattie shares a wall with us and every once in a while we'll just hear it because she's kicking the wall in our city. Yeah. It's wild. So I don't envy her future husband. If that doesn't change, but you, you share a bed sometimes, right? Yeah. Most nights with Jesse. Yeah. Yeah. But I think like I'm pretty sure both of us are pretty, we move around quite a bit in the night, but both of us are also like the deepest sleepers. So none of us would ever care. You wouldn't know that the other person's moving. Right. Yeah. I only know from like occasionally like a guy's sleepover. If I had to share a bed, like Oliver's like, you kicked me all night. I'm like, I'm sorry.

I just, I have no recollection. That's learned, right? like, I'm sorry. I just I have no recollection. That's learned right? Like I don't know like surely if it's like well, I'm just used to because you're a deep sleeper. Mm-hmm I don't know. Maybe you're as natural though Like like I'm just saying like if you're sleeping next to somebody else always you just learn to sleep differently I would imagine I don't know me neither I Don't know either. Okay. Well, I don't know how the genetics of deep sleep work.

Anyway, I'll have to say, yeah. What you're saying specifically just like sleeping deeply is learned? Well, or just like learning how to sleep through distractions or like I see like, I don't know. I'm just imagining like our third child has you know, her name is Rosie. She, you know, slept through chaos way more than the first two did. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know. I've slept through when I was probably eight, I slept through a fire alarm in my own room. Yeah.

So I think I'm a pretty deep sleep. I would say so. Yeah. Jake is, I don't know if you still are, but you used to be like the deepest sleeper I knew. Yeah. Still feel that way. Yeah. Are you able to like, when you wake up up? Are you awake or does it take you a second? Something happened this week. It's funny. You say that wrote it down in my journal. I I went to bed at like 1 30 super late woke up at like 7 and I Was up an atom. That's a good. I'm like, is this the Levothi is this what did I just hit the rim cycle? Perfect?

I don't know how I cracked the code, but I wish I could find that every day. Yeah, it was two days ago Yeah, just didn't get much sleep that night didn't get much sleep the night before and I was so motivated to wake up and that Never happens like how do I do that every day? That was awesome. Yes. What did I do? That is one of those things like if you can figure out sleep That I mean that's everything like yeah Like every once while you feel like you're like bouncing out of bed almost that. Yes. Like three times a year. Yeah. And I had it two days ago.

It was awesome. I had it recently too. Yeah, it was not two days ago though. Yeah, it popped out of there to drop, drip down a level and, you know, got on with my day. Like, I don't even think the alarm woke me up. I don't even think I remember like standing up and like walking to the bathroom being like, I don't even know why I got up right then. I didn't think about it. It was just like, this feels good.

Here we go. Chaos day. Maybe so. Every day is a chaos day with us. But anyway, um, Bo had his first baseball practice. Oh, not too eventful, but, uh, worth talking about, I guess. Uh, it was a sweet time. We on the way there, we listened to to I found like a baseball playlist on Spotify

Home run Jeff Moore. We did listen to Jeff Moore. Yeah, it wasn't on the list, but I put it on there Centerfield by John Fogarty. Oh, that's great, dude. That song might be one of them or like Sentimentals or like just drums up some feels for me Like as I'm driving kind of out to like the, the Western Shawnee more like countries part of, you know, the city and it's like green grass everywhere. Put me in coach. It was just like, this is nice. It's good song. Um, so anyway, Bo, he did great. He wasn't, I don't know how he was always so nervous, like with soccer and stuff, like she was like so nervous and Bo hasn't had that at all. And so he brought his own helmet.

He wore a hood when he got out and he had his he has glove with them and he did not take off the hood the whole time. He put on the helmet, but he just didn't take off the hood. Like a T-shirt with a hood on it. A hoodie like, OK, it was kind of cold. It was like 50s. Maybe I like your hood. I get it. Yeah, you look great. But he just you he just he like alright go get your helmets now And so the kids wouldn't got their helmets, but Bo just had his hoodie on just put it right on top

So what they do at practice it was 30 minutes super quick. The coach was great and First we just like played some catch with dad or mom or whoever And first we just like played some catch with dad or mom or whoever. And they taught like, put your glove out and then make a big T and throw it. And I was kind of proud. I thought he did pretty well with their teaching the glove out technique. Is that not a, is that a, you know, some people do that. Some people go elbow.

Your elbow should point to where you want to throw it. Interesting. Yeah. Helps you like twist a letter, snap down a little better. There's more torque. Yeah. I'll talk to him. Oh yeah I was gonna say please we need we need some conflicting He needs to have the right technique right away right away So we did that for like five minutes probably

Got done with that and then we did alligator chomps like That's great and throw into first base and then we worked on base running and hitting. So like literally these kids, like some of them didn't even understand like run to first, run to second. Yeah. You know, Bo did all right with that.

Bo was like one of the oldest kids though. It's like four and under technically. And he's about to be five. Oh, good for him. Yeah. And so he's, and honestly, I was kind of happy about that because sometimes I get worried like, he hasn't done anything like this.

What if he's just way worse than everybody? Like soccer, he didn't, there were some other kids outshined him. So can't have that, you know? He's gotta be the best. I'll pull him out if he's not the best. He's taken Alan out. So yeah, ran around the,

but some of the kids were like running the third, you know, right away or like running just in the middle of the diamond. Yeah, I get running to third. You know, you grow up in English, you know, speaking English, you know, you read left to right. Yeah, I should start on the left. It does feel like clockwise is the way to do it.

And it's not really fair to the right-handed batters. 90% of us are right-handed. Now we got a further way to go. Left-handers get two extra feet, three foot head start to first. Yeah, that's why I always got hits. Yeah, you had a lot of like infield hits, just beating out the ball at first.

They called me, they called me ball beater. Seam beater. Yeah, seam beater. So yeah, anyway, did that and then did some hitting and ran around the bases and it was fun. Nothing too crazy. And then he wanted to listen to more baseball music. All right. And you're like, well, there's not that much left. So we're gonna have to ran around the bases. And it was fun. Nothing too crazy. And then he wanted to listen to more baseball music. All right.

And you're like, well, there's not that much left. So we're gonna have to start from the top. Genuinely. It was like, I don't know, we're just finding stuff here. Take me out to the ball game. You played a Space Jam song. Hey, that's close enough. I did just the other day say,

Bo, I'm gonna show you the movie Space Jam soon. Because I bought him a Jordan, like long sleeve tee at a thrift store way back in the day. It was way too big for him. And he's finally fitting into it. And he's like, Dad, look, Michael Jordan. He's always one to wear his Michael Jordan shirt. Oh, I love Space Jam.

He's had he couldn't care less about all the fashion stuff. Like, I don't know. I like as far as like Nike, Nike versus whatever. Like, but Bo is like always like, Dad, look, Royal shirt. Look, Royals or Dad, look, like Bo is like always like dad. Look Royal shirt look Royals or dad. Look I got Nike on just like you or he just notices that he does a lot more big time And so yeah now he's like dad look more in my Jordan shirt And so he just yeah, he gets I was kind of that way too. I think as a kid Yeah, just was like you care about the accessories and all that look. I got batting gloves just like alex arrear. kid. Yeah. Just was like, you care about the accessories and all that. Look, I got batting gloves just like Alex Rodriguez. Franklin.

Yeah, I can see Bo being a stylish, stylish guy. Yeah, he's all right. He's pretty fun. So he's all like, but it's it's even like, Dad, look, I have a shirt on underneath my hoodie just like you. Yeah. Yeah. Two socks, two shirts, two shoes. Yes, like you, dad. And he yeah, you you gotta be really careful with how you like pigeonhole any certain clothing. Like, cause if he wears socks to this baseball thing,

now those are his baseball socks. Okay, they get kind of typecast. Yeah, and they're just socks. And it's like, okay, like, but he's like, I can only wear those when it's baseball. Those are my baseball socks. I don't wanna get my baseball socks dirty. Or vice versa. Like it's like, hey can only wear those when it's baseball. I thought those are my baseball socks. I don't want to get my baseball socks dirty or vice versa. Like it's like, Hey, you want to play catch with the baseball?

Yeah. Let me go get my socks and my cleats and you know, my helmet. And I'm like, you don't need all that. Just come on. It's going to take 15 minutes and we're going to play for two. That's so funny. You guys playing baseball? Let me go get my socks.

Can you imagine if every time you play basketball, you'd have to go home to get your Stratford Indians like Jersey and shorts? Or you just show up to P.E. and you don't know what the activity is. All right. Today I think we're doing dodgeball. Great. I brought my basketball socks. I'm gonna get my headband and yeah, exactly.

Yeah. If you get my dodgeball band-aids, I'll be back. See you guys. Yep. Yeah. Those like a sky zone socks. I think those are his trampoline socks. I think that's all he does with them. No, I can't. I. Yeah, those like sky zone socks. I think those are his trampoline socks I think that's all he does with them. No, I can't I can't wear those. Those are my trampoline socks

Yeah, we talked about this a few weeks ago and how that sounded awful to have a grip on the bottom Rachel I think for Pilates you need certain socks and they are kind of like sky zone socks and Rachel was wearing with shoes I got you're insane. No, no, no, I kind of like them. Oh It's too tech. It's the tactile, like pushing up against your heel. Yeah. It just feels like you're stepping on something. It feels like there's something like in your shoe. That's how I feel about this lift.

Oh, got it. Yeah. Didn't know what you're talking about at first. Yeah, that little. My shoe lift, my heel. Yeah, the insole thing. But the other day I was going to church and I was like, I'm not, I'm just not gonna wear them

in these shoes. And then I started walking around my house and it felt almost like I had to lift in then it's like now It's like I'm feeling the absence of a lift. You've assimilated the lift. I think I have what's it in there for again? I forget my back like it's like oh, yeah, so I think they my my legs are different lengths or that's right That's right, but dude, I don't know, I don't know if it's scientifically whatever, but like my back's feeling better. So it's like, all right. Probably is open. I think so, it seems like it.

I'm officially a lifetime member. Yes. Haven't seen you there though. I was there, I've been there a few times this week. Really? I've been more evening though. You're more morning guy. Oh, good for you.

Yeah. Yeah, more morning guy. What do you think? We're gonna play, which of these things happened to me? Okay, I've been there three days. All right, one of these three things have happened to me. Okay?

I want you guys to guess which one. Okay. All right. One, I went to get soap to wash my hands and I squeezed out mouthwash into my hand instead of hand soap. Okay. Two, my very first lift I ever did there,

I put a 45 pound weight into the side of the barbell and smashed my thumb so hard that it still hurts. Or three, I had to ask someone in the locker room where are the toilets? I have my answer. Okay. You go first. Yeah.

I'm going to say I'm gonna say the toilets one at the end. Okay. I guess I'm very confident my answer. Are you ready for this? Oh great. I know Jake. It's all three. I'm very confident in my answer. Are you ready for this? Oh, great. I know Jake. It's all three. You do know me.

Yep. It's been a rough week. Man. All three. It's been a rough week. I miss brokerage. I know, it was so small, so nice. I knew everything.

Yeah, unfortunately, the first two, the thumb smash of the toilet's happened on the first day and then today, yeah, I squeezed mouthwash into my hands. I, that is so- In my defense, Yes. Do you know how they have it set up? Yes. It's like bright green.

It's like a push bottle. I mean, it's just like a soap bottle. It's right next to the sink. A hundred percent. It's right next to the sink. And what does it say on the outside? Mouthwash. But everything else does look like soap.

I mean, if you're just going real quick, It's right there. I get it. Yeah. Which I guess you're supposed to take a Dixie cup to that. But it just like it just looks exactly like a soap container and it's right next to the sink. I genuinely don't know the answer to this. Do they have soap in that area? Yeah. So it's further away, but yeah, there is a thing, you know, to give you a nice cream. Yeah, I have opinions of like the trash cans in that. Have you noticed this yet? I've almost, I almost see something going in the towel bin, if that's what you're talking about.

Yeah, because the trash cans are very tough to access by the sinks over there. Do you think the toilets are hard to find? It was so embarrassing. I'm trying to like be like, yeah, buddy, yeah, of course. Because the whole thing is just lockers. It's lockers and sinks as far as the eye can see. find? It was so embarrassing. I'm trying to like be like, yeah, buddy. Yeah, of course. Because the whole thing is just lockers. It's lockers and sinks as far as the eye can see. So I'm walking around and I'm like, well, maybe it's down this way.

I end up in the pool. So I'm like, well, it's not down this way. And I go back. I was like, I don't know where the toilets are. Yeah. Ask a grown man where the toilets. I don't know. It's hard to like be like, are the toilets hard to find once you know where they are? You know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess so. But yeah, I think they're a little bit. They're on one hand, it's like right where you walk in. But also it's like around the corner when you walk in. They hide them a bit. That's so funny you ask somebody. Because like classic guy in me is just like, I'll figure it out.

I'm going to, or I'll just hold it. Like, I don't know. Had to go. That's so funny. And then the plate, you just pinched your, yeah, the way you just, I guess I've developed some sort of muscle memory. The way I was like putting like a 45 pound weight on like a machine row type thing at brokerage. I've always been able to put it in a certain way. It's like, I think I was just putting it in that way and boy,

I smashed my thumb and I still notice it. It feels, I mean, it looks fine, but man, yeah. Whenever I grab something, I'm like, geez, lifetime. And I get it from Scott now. I get why his thumb hurts so bad. I bet that is funny, like those little, yeah, even like the grip on a weight or something like, oh, interesting, they have this kind of tactile versus that. Exactly, dumbbells are nice at lifetime.

I was like, oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, interesting, okay. A little softer. So oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, interesting. Okay. A little softer. So yeah, there's like, like almost higher quality of some things. Yeah. You, you use kind of the,

the dumbbells at brook ridge and you're glad your tetanus shot is up today. Oh, it's just like a steel pipe. Super grippy. Like, like, but like a hard, like super course. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Like a shark skin.

Like you better have some, like blisters on your palms or else they'll, they'll get there. I calloused up quick. Can my hands look like I've been working construction for 20 years at just two months of brokerage dumbbells. Um, but so I came home from my first day at lifetime and I told Rachel, I said, it reminded me. And since then, the more I've thought about it,

the more this is the perfect comparison. It felt like my first day at high school where everyone already knows where they're going and what they're doing and they're all bigger than me and they all know each other and they're all so cool. And I was like, I'm just out of place. I'm a freshman. At Brookridge, I never saw like a girl work out.

At Lifetime, not only saw like a girl work out. Oh. At Lifetime, not only are there girls working out, they're built like roller skates. Yeah, you got a couple round arouses in there. Exactly, I didn't know there were women until the third day. Took me three days to figure that out. I was like, some of these men are dressing weird.

Yeah, right. No, it's these girls who work out a lifetime. There are some strong people. What time of day did you go? Like morning between like eight and ten each day? Do go in there like six seven? Popping you yes with the really like fit people. Yeah, it's intimidating But I found myself more efficient because there's so many people there and you can't see if like you're in someone's way That I'm taking like no time between okay

So like well someone else needs this everyone, you know, constantly feel like you're in someone's way that I'm taking like no time between. Okay. So it's like, well, someone else needs this. Everyone, you know, you feel like everyone's looking at you. It's like, I just got to crank out another one. So how, I know you've had opinions at Brook Ridge about the TVs. Any opinions about that yet from lifetime? Dude, I'm so locked in when I'm at lifetime.

I don't have time to look at the TV. Cause while I'm doing one exercise, I'm like trying to figure out like, where's my next one? Like you have to scout it out, you know, and you're like, where is that one? Okay. I could do anything with shoulders really would work. Anything with shoulders. I'll do it if I can just find it. Right. And so, no, I find myself not looking at the TVs at all. I'm just locked in on staying out of people's way. Well, that's like every time you talk about the TVs, I'm like, I don't really watch the

TVs. Yeah, I get it now. Yeah. Also, they're not, I mean, there's, every time you talk about the TVs, I'm like, I don't really watch the TVs. I get it now. Yeah. Also, they're not, I mean, there's, they're on one wall, but not on the other wall. So it's like, it's so big. It's big. Rarely are you near a TV. Right.

So, okay, let's go. Let's go together. Maybe tomorrow. I can't do nothing. Oh crap. Got a gunshot wound. I guess I'll just get super swole without you then bro. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I really don't know what I could do. I think I'm gonna even go like to the hot tub. No, they got get this thing. You see the cryo, the cryo little chairs that they have. No, that sounds cool though. So right when you walk up the stairs. Yeah, I'm sure you're just like, where am I? What am I looking at?

Yeah, it's all a lot. Walk up the stairs to the left. There's like these massage chairs, hydro massages. Are those free? Free. Okay. I was nervous. Okay. But honestly, I don't even know the answer to this question. There's another thing. Every once in a while you see these people in these like, kind of like massage chair looking things and they have these like massive like wraps, like, like almost like big boots around their legs. Okay. I've seen professional athletes use these. Yes. I think those are also free, but they might be in a cabinet or something. I don't know if anybody can just go in the cabinet and grab them or if it's like

help. Cause a lot of times you see the people that do it are also like working with a personal trainer. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, does a personal trainer have a code for that or something? Yeah. But there's these there's two different chairs. There's one that's like Just hydro massage. It's nothing to write. I need to do that one. It's fine. It's not like gonna hurt you It's just not very intense We'll get my heart rate up. Definitely not. I mean all hydro massage tomorrow and then walk Yeah, and then they have like this cryo chair thing It's supposed to like like make your body cold.

And so like kind of helps with recovery and stuff. I'll check it out. But you can choose like, okay, I want warm on my neck and shoulders, but I want cold everywhere else or whatever. How specific can I get? On my wound, I'd like it still normal temp, everywhere else, cold. Right rib cage warm?

I think you'll be fine with right rib cage warm It's only the back of you. So but they do have a little pad. So if you want to get it warm on the Anyway, yeah, sometimes I'll just go up there after you know after workout bring a book I'm like I'm kind of like a nerd here like reading my book while these meatheads are like maxing out around me I don't care. Yeah good for you. It's I've gotten past the high school. I felt the high school feeling and now I'm like no It's around me. I don't care. Yeah, good for you. It's, I've gotten past the high school. I felt the high school feeling. And now I'm like, no, it's mine. This is my high school.

Bring it on. My high school. Yeah, I know the police names now. Like, what's up, Shay? My first two days, I took two selfies. So that was fun. Okay. One with an older woman from Minnesota.

She's like, I don't even live here. I live in Minnesota. I said, I signed up 45 minutes ago. It's my first day ever been here Let's for sure. Let's take a selfie and another guy who just moved here from Branson and he just joined like three days ago That's cool. So that's been nice. You want to be friends with us? It's kind of Cool. Yeah, there's a there's some gene shorts people there that see me every once in a while Hey, man, what's going on? I'm like, what's up? Hey

Just work out did you when you signed up? Did you do your goal-setting orientation? No Oh, well, it's complimentary. So was it there with the personal trainer or whatever. It was a Kevin Yeah, he said he knew Will Severance though dude will acts like he's the king of that place Yeah, exactly Yeah, I remember they were like, yeah, you can do this complimentary, whatever training with a personal trainer. And I was like, I'll do that later. I never did. I don't know why I even said yes to it. I mean, the guy, you know, right away he's like, so where'd you come from? And I was like, he used to do this

brick ridge golf thing. And then we get to his office. And once he sits down, I mean, that first sentence he said had like probably five cuss words and he's dropping the f-bomb He's like, oh by the way, you're not offended by cursing Are you and I kind of just like shrugged my shoulders not giving like a really I was like that And he goes out your golfer. Yeah, and then just like keeps going. What is that stereotype? Golfers just I'm sorry. I cuss like a golfer. Oh Shit when she's a perfect ten, but she's got the mouth of a golfer. Oh, she when she's a perfect 10, but she's got the mouth of a golfer on her. That's funny. Yeah, just

your golfer. Of course. Oh, no, you won't care. golfers have no morals. Like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. That was the first I've heard of that stereotype. But that's funny. But no, it's cool. I mean, it's really nice. I'm excited to like, take a class with Rachel and yeah stuff like that has she joined to no not yet Okay, you think she will? Are like we signed up together. She's hasn't been yet. She's hasn't gone. Yeah, but I'm excited We had so many last week

We talked about swimming for forever and we had so many ghosties who are competitive swimmers as it turns out wild man Let's just let's just start doing that like where we just find a different subject to kind of talk about. Yeah. And they're like. Pharmacy, same thing today. Yeah. Like, yeah, seeing all that. People who've been listening for six years

and we finally talked about swimming. They're like, oh, okay, I could finally share. Yes. Like I could talk about this. So. Butterfly strokes 1218 say, yeah. That reminds me, Steven Swick sent me a voice memo and was like, all right, now I'm not much of a swimmer.

He goes, but back in the day, I wanted to be a lifeguard. I didn't know that you would have to pass a swim test to be a lifeguard. He said the swim test, he was in high school, I think, the swim test was 20 down and backs in Olympic size pool. So 50 meters, so, you know, that's a lot of swimming. 2000 meters. And he said, he got through three down and backs

and was just exhausted, just wiped. He said, but they have a rule where there's no time limit to completing this, your feet just can't hit the ground. And so he said he doggy paddled the next 17 down and backs until he finally finished it. And I was like, why does that sound like something Brad would do too? Like technically, technically my feet didn't touch the ground.

You said, you said, you said, yeah. The guy's like, I just want to go home. I guess. But then pass me, pass me. All right then. No, I'm on lap nine. That's so funny. It's like, you know, some seven year old's like, please help me, help me.

No problem. I'm coming. Try to keep your mouth elevated. Try to keep it above. We'll get there. You got certified lifeguard at camp? No, I never did. Oh really? I stayed dry. We did that 20 thing.

It wasn't an Olympic sized pool, but it was like at our camp pool. And like, I don't know, maybe it was just college. Maybe it was just an insane shape on accident, but it was like, so not hard. Really? We had people throw up, do it. I had people throw up at mine too. That's what I'm saying. Like maybe it was just like, I was weirdly more in shape than I realized. Maybe. But like, I still remember Frank Reeves, he was so mad at our kitchen because it was like, uh, it was like like pancakes day It was like some meal biscuits and gravy day. Maybe we're like the guys load up Yeah, and he was so mad that lifeguard training day was on biscuits and gravy day because he just threw up everywhere

Oh, yeah, I remember Taylor keys. I'm like, why are you throw like take his skinny soccer player? I was like, why are you throwing up right now? I don't know. It wasn't hard for me But that that paddle doggy paddle. Absolutely. Yeah, I technicality is my feet didn't touch the ground. Sorry. He became a lawyer. He's like Legally you can't make me that's so good. Oh What time is it it's veins o'clock dog And what do I got in those veins dog some mainstream roasters in those veins dog that's how I do it dog MSR for life dog oh what's up with that dog oh what do you got on your chest there dog I think I I think I put too much coffee in my veins dude dog I hear you dog oh you know what I say to that dude dog

Oh, you know what I say to that dude dog Mainstream roasters dog. It's our coffee sponsor dog. It's the best caffeine you can throw in your in your veins, dog When people talk dogs, they think they think hot hot dog. They think corn Corn dog. They think D o double G do double GG. D-O-double-G, dog. Well guess what I say. I don't say D-O-double-G. We don't say Snoop Dogg. We say Noop Dogg.

Go ahead. Go ahead. I say noop to that. Noop. I say D-O-double-please. Oh yeah, dog. Which means do please. D-O, yeah, D-O.

Main street roast me. Main street roast please. Yes. D-O double. Please. D-O double. D-O double please me. Vains, dog. Dog. We got a few things going on.

I'm gonna slam poetry, Brad's gotta. I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brad's dogging. Yeah, dog. So really we're trying to hit all of you we know people respond to different things like brad's trying gangster i'm trying kind of more artistic time is going to do more of like a jock like a jock trying to sell you coffee hey he's italian hey hey hey hey, buy my beans.

Buy my beans. Yeah, time into the jocks selling the beans. What kind of beans you want to really? You guys, this kind of beans, you got that kind of beans. No, Main Street Roasters got all the beans, all the single origin, all the good stuff. For all types of people. Yep. Italian jocks.

Yes, Italian jocks, other kind of jocks. It's GRKC for 10% off at MainStreetRoasters.com. They're the best, best coffee. The only for 10% off at MainstreetRoasters.com. They're the best, best copy. The only way to wake up is with Mainstreet Roasters. Don't talk to me till I've had my Mainstreet Roasters. Best part of waking up is Mainstreet Roasters in those veins, dog, veins, dog. Oh man, I was, I was certified as a lifeguard, but I was like, I please know how to swim. Yeah.

You know, I did jump in and like grab one kid one time, but I wasn't a lifeguard. Yeah, turns out she was, yeah, she's a cute girl. She was just, she's my wife now. Anyway, so have you swum? No, I guess. No, I haven't. And it'll be a while.

Not anytime soon, sorry. Yeah. But I look forward to it. I'm really in my fitness era right now. Like I think in a perfect world, I would not have a job and I would do like four to five hours of like different fitness stuff every day. I think it'd be so fun.

That's just like what gets me excited right now. Like if I could like do a swimming workout and then do a pickleball workout and then actually work out and then sauna and cold, like do all the right things you're supposed to do. Like you've had enough time. It does take time.

Yeah, that's the tough part about it. Even just like stretching. I think like if you're working out like I am, you should probably be stretching too. And I'm not doing that. Are you getting sore? I noticed that I feel like my shoulders specifically are getting like tighter.

I think I need to be stretching them or something. What'd you say your delts are blasted? D's are beast. Yeah, D's are beasted. Cryo, cryo a bit'll help. I'll put my shoulders on the rear facing chair. Face the chair backwards. You guys understand, delts are blasted.

Sorry, it's my front delts. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's like, there's all sorts of, so what are you learning about fitness wise? Or like, what are you getting excited about? What do you, what do you enjoy in workout wise? I think I just like improvement. I mean, that's kind of what has always drawn me

to sports in general, just like, oh, you see where you were, you see where you are now. I love that part of golf when I was obsessed with golf and I'm still very much enjoying that aspect of pickleball, looking back like, oh wow. It's measurable. Even just nine months ago, Isaac and I didn't even get out of our pool in a 4.0 bracket

and now we're like pretty close to five, you know, we won a 4.5, you know, it's like, it's fun to see these measurable things. I love seeing the measurability and like my DEXA scans and my body fat and things like that. And so once you get on little journeys like that, it's just like, I would love to keep doing things the right way.

The red light therapy and the cryo and the cold and the hot and the stretching, you know, it's like, oh, that would be great to do that, take care of myself. Not even about just because of physically what you look like, just like knowing that I'm doing the right things. Knowing that I'm preventing myself from future injury, knowing that I'm going to be healthier

when I'm 60. Don't you think about it? Like I look at your dad. I think your dad, he's not necessarily like the beacon of health, but he's like really good looking, healthy guy for his age. He's going to love that. Hey, Paul, listen to this. Like better than Paul Shira for sure. No. Yeah. Just like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Like it's funny. He called me this week because he's, he's still doing his pushups and sit ups. He said last night I got to, I did 200 like in one, like a little like session and he's like, and you would have no clue. If you looked at my body, he said, you would have no idea. Give me a break. And I's like, and you would have no clue. If you looked at my body, he said you would have no idea. Give me a break, Steve.

And I was like, are you doing any cardio? No. He's sandbagging you. Yeah, I mean, I think there's probably some just like, also just like age limits. Like it's so much harder to like, gain muscle at that age. And my thought is just like,

but he's, there's a functionality aspect of the health thing too, where it's just like, he wants to be around for a long time. And like, yeah, I think of it like, I want to be healthier for my grandkids. Like not just about like my kids. Yeah, of course. I want to be healthy and play baseball with them. It's like, I want to play baseball with both kids. Yeah, that'd be cool.

Yeah. So it's like, that's, that's kind of my big thing is like, yeah, thinking about the future, not just like, well, kind of uncomfortable right now. It's like, well, yeah, get over it. You need a bigger lift. Need a bigger, we're gonna need a bigger lift. So, anyway, that's exciting. We got some questions, you wanna do some questions?

Let's look at some questions. All right, yeah, I asked her Instagram for some questions and uh, what's your name? MG Thigpen started us off. He's big pin. What was her name? MG think big in MP Higgins 1218 that was close All right, I'm seeing a lot that I don't want to answer Like what? I'm just kidding. Has time in Bagged a Dough yet?

Finally one that's easy. Nope, that's an easy one. Did time in audition for theater in the park this summer? No, had some friends that did. Want to sometime, potentially. Want to sometime. Want to sometime. Welcome daddy to China.

Can I interest you in one, two, some time? Hit it one time for big daddy. Taiman, what is your most used phrase? I'm just going to ask him all the time. Good. I like it. I don't know. Most used phrase.

I like. What is your most used phrase you say locked in? Sometimes at a Gen Z guy Chipotle. Yeah, I do like locked in. What was the I think this is one? I don't know if it comes out as much on the podcast, but I love like as a substitute cuss word flipping Oh, and what thing I love that's good to know flip guy. I'm a freak guy. Yeah. Yeah, you get close There are no fudges when you get really close Yeah, you get nervous sometimes. Yeah, I do Flip huh? Yeah, what the flip? Yeah flipping timing. Where do you see yourself in five years? um

I'd like to flippin. I don't know Flipping houses. Where the flip do I see myself? Maybe shooting movies. Maybe this, maybe this like flip book. I see myself. Maybe cause tomorrow doing the start in the Trey Kennedy movie. Oh yeah. El Capitan.

What is it again? The gaffer. El Capetaza. Yeah. I think. What is it again? The gaffer? El Capetaza. Yeah. I think something like that. That's what they're calling me, Derek's calling me.

But yeah, maybe that'll be like a gateway. That'll lead into where I'll be in five years. We'll see. Brad, where do you see yourself in five years? Sorry, I wanna see what Capetaza in English means. Oh, the foreman. So yeah, gaffer, foreman. Lighting. Where I see myself

in five years. I don't know, man. Probably five more kids, six more kids. Yeah, no. Five years. That's a fun. Honestly, I'm not, I'm not trying to like wish time away, but in five years, Hattie will be, no, no, no? No, no, no. No, listen, genuinely, I've heard the idea of like, well, yeah, so in five years, Hattie's gonna be 13. Our oldest will be 13. Henry will be six. And I've heard this idea of like the sweet spot as far as like going on trips with your family is when you're not in diapers, but you're not driving yet, as far as like kids.

Oh, interesting. Like, cause Hattie's not gonna be too, hopefully, not gonna be too cool for school, not gonna be like, I don't wanna go on this trip. You know. You think in Winnebago? I'm thinking RVs, dude. Yeah, Rachel grew up with one and loves it.

Catherine, it's like her dream to go on an RV thing, and like, that stresses me out to the max. Like, I have to drive this massive thing. Yeah. But they got them these days that are tiny little like you haul size ones You know time looks like a big wheel though. It's a big wheel Well, yeah, it's so gonna have to pretty big tour you ready from what I can tell the wheel looks massive

I mean they got those like the wheel is most of the driver seat You're you're in there tight, but the wheel is your arms go out. You guys well, this is some to I got baseball I got baseball songs. Anyway, I'm not trying to be like, oh, we're not going to do any trips before that. Of course I want to do other things with our kids now, but like that sounds like a fun time in life. It's like five years from now. You know, yeah, just, just having a little more established. Like we, unless we start over next year with another kid, which we might, I don't know

the way Catherine looked a couple days ago Always brother that was a joke. I didn't even see Catherine on a walk yesterday and the whole thing's joke April April fools about April about joking. I'm actually attracted to Catherine Me that's me. That was bad for me Yeah, five years. That's fun to think about I don't have a I'm not great at visionary stuff like that never have been I Would I would like to be but just yesterday asked Rachel I said, what do you think you were doing? What did I say 15 years ago? And She said I think my dad I guess was the thing sometimes they wouldn't even go on a trip her dad would just pull up

The RV like To their yard. Mm-hmm like from the barn or something and they were just sleeping the RV one night Just for no rate like camping in the front yard. Oh, yeah, we did that with the tent. Yeah decent amount It was a big highlight. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, dude. It's just fun times. Yeah Yeah, I've Bo is really wanted to go camping and I'm like, let's just go to our backyard. Yeah. Yeah be so fun That's great. Just Steve bringing it around. Yeah, sleep in the RV tonight if you guys want. So fun.

That's fun. So, all right, fun. You're vacationing in five years. What are you doing in five years? The year is 2030. I've just pulled off another hilarious April Fool's prank the day before. What in the world am I doing in five years?

Who knows? Bondi's a question mark. Maybe it's, Bondi's either really thriving or does it not exist in Kansas City. Yeah. Friday Pickleball is probably still going and I'm probably still involved. Are we still podcasting?

As long as we're both in the same city, yes. Yeah. Am I still doing standup? I don't know. Am I- You think we're still in the same stage at this point? Just like life-wise? I think time might have lapped you by now.

Yeah, you might have knocked a girl up. Mm-hmm too much flippin So that answers that okay Do any of you guys watch survivor? I Watched like 30 minutes one time kind of recently and I was like this isn't for me. Have you heard the song? Yeah, which one? And it's one time, kind of recently, and I was like, this isn't for me. Have you heard the song? Yeah. Which one? Destiny's.

Yeah. Her Child's. No, I watched, I love Amazing Race, and so I thought, oh, this is kind of adjacent. It wasn't for me though. You've watched Survivor. Yeah, I watched it back in the day. It was a good show.

Yeah. My dad and Celia still like correspond regularly about episodes. Really? Yeah. That's awesome good show. My dad and Celia still correspond regularly about episodes apparently. That's awesome. Yeah, my dad said first time in like 40 seasons that not only did he cry at a Survivor episode, but Jeff Probst also cried. So some special must have happened on a recent episode.

Interesting. I didn't see it. Is that all Jeff Probst does? Yeah, I guess. They must be paying a well. It's kind of a Kenan Thompson situation. I guess if you're fulfilled, if you're happy, go for it. Have fun doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over. This is similar.

Jessica Smith said, what are you looking forward to? Timon El Capitas, I assume. Yeah, I am. Yeah. That'll be great. I'm like a little nervous, but I'm mostly like looking forward to it. And even the nervousness is like,

I'm looking forward to just figuring it out. Yeah. Yeah. I am looking forward to our sports weekend next weekend with the boys, Paola. Yeah. There's like 20 of, I think we've talked about the podcast a little bit.

There's like 20 of us going to do like a weekend long tournament kind of thing. Just memories abound. We're gonna laugh so much. It's gonna be so fun. We'll laugh a bunch. And I'm also, we're going to Branson at the end of the month as well.

Just a little Branson trip with the family. Fun. So. China and Branson. China and Branson. That's where you can find us. You guys wanna hang out with us. Yeah, exactly.

Look forward to those things Yeah, if you see a turtle in the middle of the road Honestly, what do you do? Nothing. I just drove past one today. How was it coming here? it was just in like on our road right off our driveway and I What I did was I backed up got on my car. Oh get more steam I looked at it and I drove away. But I did get out. You didn't move it.

Wait, wait, wait. You got all the way out. Actually not middle of the road. It was right on the edge, like about to get off of the road. And I was like, I wonder if there's anything interesting about that turtle. So I backed up and looked at it. No, there wasn't.

So I kept driving. You backed up, but you were still in your car? Yeah. Okay, you backed up. You're like, this is not a busy road. Our road is not busy. You never got out. No, I did. Oh, Okay. I don't know what my goal or like you backed up. What's the order of events here? Okay. Turtle. Yes. I see a turtle. Is this why you're late every single

day? I see a turtle as I'm like driving past it kind of like a little, a little late. I see it. I'm like, or I see what I think is a turtle. Maybe that's why I think that's why I backed up. I was like, I think that what I think is a turtle. Maybe that's why I think that's why I backed up. I was like, I think that was a turtle. I don't see turtles that much. I'll take a second look. So I like saw it in my rear view backed up and then looked at it for about half a second.

I was like, eh, nothing too crazy. Yeah, just kind of standard turtle. Yeah, shell was cracked a little bit. Yeah, nothing else. That reminds me. That's what I do. We can go back and answering questions, but I did brainstorm a game for us today, a game for you guys to do.

Turtle cracks. It's close. Oh, well, I did. A turtle is going to be involved at one point. So this game is essentially I think you guys will do a good job of this. I'm going to give you the character and then I want you guys to give me the voice that that character would have. OK. Then I wanted to come up with something like fun and original. So this segment is called the voice. Oh yeah. Okay. It could be ours. I think I've, I think I've had the same idea. Calling it the voice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How does yours work? Mine is like, there's like three

different, um, voices that are like popular voices, but they also know good voices. And they stand there. Voice on voice. Yeah, and there's like, they come to your city all over the world, right? Like let's say Paul Abdul, you know, popular voice. You get it, then you get the joke, go ahead. We could get Jon voice to do it.

Jon Voight, watch that Seinfeld episode last night. All right, I give you the character, you give me the voice. Okay. Brad, can your character is a vending machine that's purposely out to get you? Just like, what would he sound like? He or she?

Come in. I'm coming to get you. This vending machine moves around. It's got legs, don't it? I guess I was in the description. It's coming to get you. I was out to get you. I was thinking like a vending machine that rips you off. Oh, he's gay. No, no, he's out. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I said that he's out to get you. I was thinking of a vinyling tree that rips you off. Oh, he's gay.

No, no, he's out. Hey! Hey! What you doing with that money up in here? We're warming up. We're warming up. Yeah, that's good. Didn't expect inanimate objects as number one.

Okay. Tymon, yours is gonna be a cat that just got done studying abroad. Okay. Ooh. Yeah, Spain was, Spain was beautiful. It's kind of a per. Like, I'm inspired by that. Yeah, let's hear some purrs between sentences. See what that would sound like.

I took the train while I was, while I was meow-ing out there. Barcelona. It was, it was a, is that a purr sound? How do cats purr? is that a purr sounds? How do, how do cats purr? No, the purr sounds good. Okay. Did you, did you study abroad in purr?

Perth? Yeah. In Perth. So that's pretty, that's good. That's pretty great. So far we're two for two, Tyler. I think this is fun. Um, Brad, your character is a ceiling fan that gets motion sickness.

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Please. It sounds a lot like your normal voice. No, this is because I relate to mailboxes. Yes. Okay, tell us why. I've always seen myself as a mailbox, just overwhelmed. Do you ever feel like a mailbox? Yeah.

Yeah. That's just him. Whenever the mailman comes back. Cause his, I mean, the family of the house has been just, nah, no, no, no, no more. Yeah. No more. Yeah. That's good timing.

Thank you. Uh, Brad, you are a really slow turtle. That's overcompensating. Overcompensating. He's talking very fast is what I was thinking. Oh, OK. But he's a turtle, so he still can't talk that fast. So I don't know. Hey, your choice.

I was going to be. I was going to be. I was going to be. There are no. What are you saying? Did I use this? I was going to be. Thank you. Yes. I Wait sanded Thank you, yes, we'll do one last one Timon can you be a a rhino that works as a prison guard? Hey get in there

Get in there. Get in there, I'll use my horns. I've got two of them. That was great. Yeah, that's, get in there. I can imagine that. That one, I went there with you. Yeah. That one, yeah, I can imagine it.

I thought that right, oh, yeah. That could be in an animated film. You couldn't imagine the, you know, ceiling fan that's got motion sick. No, I could your face was was moving. Yeah high speed The voice that was that was the voice and that was the voice Yeah, that's gonna be a hit Ghost runners get away still tickets available For you for now for now David these channel may I'll be there

Thank you. This is his exact hair. Thank you. Thank you very much. Bonnie Do My Nails ask, is peeing in the shower okay? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's weird if you have some sort of. No.

It just like, you know, like a holier than now look. I'm like, oh, I would never. Yeah, give me a break. Give me a break. If you're, if you're. Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that urinary tract.

Can I just get a little bit of urinary tract? I'm on a diet. Just sliver of the UT. I can't work out cause of my wound. Can I just get a little bit of urinary tract? Yeah, I'm trying to like watch my urinary tract. I don't burn any calories. This question from Jacob Sanders,

it doesn't ask what is your least favorite color, but what is the reason towards your hatred for your least favorite color? Interesting question. Like an immediate color that I hate that comes to mind neither I was thinking this I was like I can make it one you guys like orange No, but it's not my I guess I don't know I don't like orange either I can't think of a reason to hate it by definition there needs to be a least favorite color right something's got to be lost

Okay, hmm as far as like Roy G Biv or you know like normal colors go I would say orange might be ah Let's take the other colors. I go back and forth on red. I feel like it's kind of devilish. Go chiefs. I know Jake. I know like red and black together is like one of my least favorite combos. Yeah.

Okay. That's fair. Because it's scary. Because it's scary. So red is the big part of that. Okay. I don't know. I think brown is pretty bad Like I mean, it's barely even a color. It's just kind of all of them, right? Well in that case, so yeah

Is it a lot of colors? Well, I don't know if it's all of them or yes, it just blah. It's a hodgepodge I think I'm going orange. I think that's a good answer. I think It's just it's just too obnoxious. I think it's too much. And you know what, we can get a lot, the only redeeming thing for orange that I'm thinking of is I like fire and I like sunsets. Those are nice orange things,

but they also are nice red, like reddish, reddish orange. We used to have a teacher in Stratford that in high school would get way too into spirit days. You know, would like dye her hair. It's in like space bun, she's dressing up, she's in pajama. That is the color orange. Yeah. And you say, you gotta cool it.

You gotta just cool it. You're freaking us out. Just be yellow or red. You're freaking us out. Yeah. Yeah, just, I need less effort from you. Yeah. Orange is doing too much need less effort from you. Yeah. Orange is doing too much. What's the most underrated color out of all those? Out of Roy G. Biv, probably Indigo.

People sleep on Indigo. Stop with the Indigo. What about anything else? No one's even. All right. No one, no one. What is Indigo? Brad's had to tell me this like 10 times.

I always forget. What is Indigo even? It's just purple basically, right? And blue. Yeah, blue is purple, right? Yeah Doesn't seem like it they deserve its own color and really see that's my answer. I think it's it's a nice color And we don't talk we don't talk Yeah, I guess you're right cuz that's it's it's the in between Blue and purple oranges in between red and yellow and we give it some credit doing too much. I don't know I like yellow. I don't know. I like yellow.

I don't think yellow is like loved enough. So I think yellow is fine where it's at. I think that I wouldn't agree that it doesn't get enough love because I think it's just like an OK. It's a love. Oh, oh, it just gets right. I'm saying like fair amount. It gets some love and some not. And that's that's OK. OK, taking out Indigo, right? No one. Okay taking out Indigo Right. No one really right into guy. We're a G. Yeah out of Reggie Booth. I had a virgin

Which is my least favorite we're saying no most underrated most underrated oh, I Don't know But I mean violet is the least talked about out of those, out of what's left. Purple. Yeah. Yeah. Fair. I like Rustin. Kelly said valid or G O M H H. What does that stand for? I'm joking. Delivery drivers should not ring the doorbell. Parentheses dogs and baby. Oh, because the dog will open it and then the dog gets out. Doggie bag. That's why they call it that dog. Yeah.'t want your dog getting out. No, I've never thought about that. I don't have dogs and baby timers

Yeah, my like we should answer this both. Yeah, both of those things Are make it pay you tough for me gosh for killing it today, man We're just no. Yeah, both those things make it tough, huh? I think. I've never had a dog in the house. And I don't know if we've ever had problems with a, yeah, I don't know. How loud is your doorbell if it's really gonna immediately wake up your baby?

Yeah, maybe it's a doorbell issue. Maybe. I don't know if we've ever had a doorbell loud enough to immediately do that. You have a loud doorbell, right? No. I was thinking of my other friend I podcast with well, right Thanks a lot. We we look so much alike. He's Brad's indigo

Don't talk about indigo Does he have a lot of doorbell No, I just made that up. Okay, I don't have to get into my doorbell woes but yeah, our doorbell doesn't work. But that's what I was thinking of. But if you do a light switch in our house, it kind of makes this doorbell, like the old doorbell, make a noise if you turn it off.

So sometimes we're using the fan in our room, and then we're like, we gotta turn off the fan, but it like triggers this like doorbell. Wow, that's so annoying. It's incredibly annoying. If you weren't a Christian, you would think your house is haunted. Do you realize that's how these things start?

Everyone who believes in ghosts. You don't believe in ghosts? Sorry, no, I don't. Okay, me neither. The thing is I would believe in ghosts, but the only time we ever see them is opening a locker at 3 a.m. If they can transcend space, time, walls, and all they wanna do is shut a cabinet door

in the middle of the night, why would they not do more than that? Yeah, who are they scared of? Ghosts aren't scared of anything. Why do they just wanna freak us out only on security cameras late at night? Like I would 100% if I were a ghost come right now. Oh yeah, I'd start shaking this thing.

You get three for the price of one right now. Oh yeah, I'd start shaking this thing. You get three for the price of one right now. Oh yeah, you could really mess with us. You could really prove your existence by just shutting my laptop right now. I dare you. Ghost. Ghost runners. Oh, maybe this is like just a commentary

on how I view our society and what I want these days anyway, but I'm ordering something online to be delivered to my house because I don't want to go and like have any kind of inconvenience and talk to anybody. So therefore I'm okay not like talking to you as the delivery person.

And I would assume that the delivery person's okay not having a five second conversation with you too. Yeah, I don't think this is a conversation. It's just like, once it's been dropped off, they ring the doorbell to notify you rather than letting the software notify you. Like, hey, food's here. I'm on my way out, but I dropped your food off.

That's how it works. Oh, oh. Well, in that case, definitely not, right? Do you like it? Do you want them to do that? No, they don't need to. Yeah. I'm paying attention on the app

because it's already 20 minutes late anyway. So I'm looking at it pretty closely. I paid $30 for this taco. So yeah, I'm need to. Yeah. Yeah, I'm paying attention on the app because it's already 20 minutes late anyway. So I'm looking at it pretty closely. I paid $30 for this taco. So yeah, I'm going to pay attention. I'm so, I'm so way too cheap for like door delivery stuff. It's just like, I can go myself and save so much. Like genuinely, what do you think it costs to deliver something these days?

$12? I saw a door dash recently said their average order is $33. Okay. And like, how much of that is delivery? You know, maybe they, delivery costs $6, taxes and service fees are 250. It's pretty encouraged to tip at this point. There's another 250. So, you know, you're probably paying double on just fees.

When I, it's like, we live so close to all those things. Just drive there yourself. Yeah. So you gotta be in a real lazy mood. I think what you're not traveling to DoorDash. I will say if you have done it though, if you have kids, it's like, okay, you can't take all the kids out.

Like, cause Catherine likes to have things delivered. I'm not hating on that, but. Dude, I'll tell you what makes you feel like a king is having a DoorDash gift card when feeling like we can actually like splurge a little bit. That's a good, good piece of advice. If any of your friends have kids, like they do like meal trains and stuff,

just give them a DoorDash gift card. It is pretty fun. Yeah. Let's support big DoorDash. Big DoorDash. Big middleman. How did they get the overarching verb instead of grub hub? You know, like, you know, because Postmates came first, at least in my circles it did.

And all of a sudden, I feel like DoorDash has replaced it as far as like, you guys want to DoorDash something? Wait, you're right. Because I think when it first came out, we used to verbalize Postmates. Yeah, just Postmates it. Yeah, Postmate that thing. Wow. Yeah. Good for DoorDash. You're right. They overtook them. They snuck in. It's DoorDash. You're right.

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And with that said, back to the episode. All right, I don't have the next one ready until there's a silence. That's good podcasting. No, that's good. Emore994 says, does Tymon have any weird homeschooled kid stories or was he the weird one? Curious.

Tell us about him, Dawson's Creek. Weird homeschooled kid stories, she said? I don't know. It's not weird if you're the weirdo, you know? Right, I think I'm weird enough, but I also have no memory of my childhood So did you both of those things are helping me really not have a good answer for this? You really don't have a memory of your childhood. I definitely I remember some

Okay, it's a combination of I don't have that good of memory of my childhood And also I have no like Rolodex in my head. Yeah of like, oh, let me think back to this type of situation. Okay Some I'm good for this type of thing. Yeah. Real good. What about like, did you interact with other homeschoolers a lot? Not as much as some homeschool families,

but we did, like, we found this really great co-op for like a year when I was like way younger, but then it ended that, like after that year. So that was a bummer. And then for a while we didn't. And then like the past two years, which I was only in school for one of those, like we had another co-op now, but cause it's like, that's really was a big, big one. Yeah.

That's when you're like, Oh, those people are like, that's when you realize like, okay, there's, there are some, still some weirdos out there. Like did you, did, can you think of any times like that where it's like, oh, I don't know. Oh, that person. I mean, a lot of times it's just their personality. It's not just like, yeah, they did something weird. Catherine. There's probably just like, on average,

more speech impediments. That's probably an average. Potentially. That's good to know. We did that for our homeschooled or sheltered kids. Yeah, it's slip in like an R like speech impediment. That's what I had. Catherine, I don't think she would mind me telling this story.

She just really was affected by our old co-op. There was one time there was this kid, a boy that was like, she thought he was definitely a teenager and his mom was tying his shoes. That's right. And she's like, that makes me uncomfortable. I will not, we are not going to be those kids. Yeah, we will get Velcro shoes Circumvent the problem wear Crocs. It'll be fine. So I

Definitely I think I'm gonna have time. I choose late. I don't know what age but I do remember pretty distinctly being like man I wish I could tie my shoes like people around me. Really? Yeah, okay, man. That would be nice I know I was like and I would I, I think, I think this is true. If it's always the episodes where I happen to say something very inaccurately about like my childhood, that my mom happens to listen is like, that is so wrong. But I think I remember I would like fairly often just ask my mom, can you please teach you how to tie my shoes? She'd be like, just, just later. Like I will eventually I'm like, dang it. I really want to know. Yeah. I don't know. I probably could. That's funny. I guess I could have like looked it up. I don't know. But yeah, I definitely remember wanting to know how to tie my shoes.

We talked last week and I loved listening back to last week's episode about your swollen pills. Uh, I like what else? Is there anything else that you guys were like late on as far like I didn't learn how to ride my bike until I think I was 10 or 11 years old. Oh wow. Yeah. Okay. I just didn't have a desire. Yeah. Like I really did. And so yeah, I think my mom was like you gotta learn how to ride your bike. Something like bike riding was I think fairly normal on time. Yeah. I don't know. I remember a big deal was always and this is more just like random physical things that aren't like homeschooled but like being able like push, like pump on a swing, like push myself on a swing.

Okay. It's a big deal. It's so specific. There's this video. You were late on that. No, I think that was like, just, I think that was a, yeah. There's a video on YouTube of me when I was three, I think when I was like the day I learned how to pump on a swing.

And I'm like, and my sister Anna was so funny. They say she's like monologuing about how like amazing it is that I'm like able to do this. And then Jesse is like one comes like waddling it as I'm doing it. And I just like, I'm swinging up, he waddles it. I just come down and knock him flat over. It's a classic video. That's so good. And that's like very much home video. Like that was a camera that we had for home videos. Yeah, that's fun. I want to answer your question about when we develop things late,

but did you grow up with internet? Yeah. Sounds like it. Yeah. Cool. Quite Amish. Well, I'm just thinking the years. Yeah, we're old.

We're getting old, dude. We grew up with internet at like 10 years old probably, right? So I guess they had it. Yeah, so I was think in the years. Yeah, we're getting old, dude. We grew up with internet at like 10 years old, probably, right? So I guess they had it. Yeah, so I was born in 2006. 2006, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you had it. I remember we had a pretty chunky white computer.

I do remember that. Don't call her that. It wasn't near you, chunky white computer. For sure. It wasn't near your chunky white computer. But yeah, for sure. Internet, as far as I can remember. That's cool. That makes sense. If I would have just paused to do the math. I was very late to lose teeth.

Like some kids had like lost eight and I hadn't lost any yet. So then I was losing teeth really late into like elementary school, like fifth grade. I'm like embarrassed. I got this loose tooth like, no, I can't have in like fifth grade. I'm like embarrassed. I got this loose tooth. Like, no, I can't have your apple. Interesting. I'm gonna hide. People just offer me an apple left and right.

It's always happening. You know, it really, you lose out on tooth fairy money that way, because by the time I'm really losing them, dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't wanna shatter any dreams there. And by the time I was losing my teeth,

the housing crisis had just hit. So even if my parents wanted to, you know, it was, I mean, we were strapped. 2008, I love the idea. Like, yeah, I was losing my teeth at, you know, 18 years old. Yeah, what happened in 08? It was probably a housing crisis and then I lost this one. I was gonna say, yeah.

I remember that year. I think I also remember specifically on losing teeth being a little late, or at least knowing a couple of people, I'm like, oh. Like she lost her, she's like four years old and lost her first two. Then like, yeah, man, that'd be nice. That's so cool. Yeah. I don't know if time can relate to this, but like, did you feel like other people were allowed to watch PG 13 movies before you were? Oh yeah. I was behind on all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. I didn't know how to

sing along. Same for sure. Don't just have to assume that I didn't know. You had friends that were watching them though? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think that'd be more like it various like co-ops and green leaf and stuff where it's like, Oh, they've seen like Marvel movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. And honestly it was, it's always unlike this still be the case, but like when I was young, it's like, you know, you wouldn't ever just like, if you're going to watch something or even like use a computer, you have to like ask permission and stuff. I remember a big rebellious moment when I was like, I probably like nine.

I think I like found on on website like Shrek and watched Shrek. Like I wouldn't have been allowed to watch that. I don't think just like by myself up in a room. It's kind of crude. Yeah. That was, that's so funny that I did that. I don't know why I did that. Well, you pray to everyone's talking about Shrek. You're like, what is this? Yeah. I gotta, I gotta see it. Yeah.

Shrek was a phenomenon. It was really good. It was awesome. I was late to, uh, maybe I've talked about this before, but I didn't get my driver's license till I turned like 17. I don't know why. Same with you. I was like, I don't know why I just wasn't in a hurry.

Interesting. You just didn't have like a strong desire. Yeah. And I somewhat wonder if it's because it's like trauma induced from like my cousin dying in a car crash. If I was just like not in a hurry to get in a car. I don't know. Maybe it's related.

Maybe it wasn't. Cause my sister was the same way. So, but yeah. I remember my parents kept like kind of nudging me like, you want to go get your license or do you want to learn how to drive? Yeah. I'll get around to it. I'll figure it out.

Yeah, once you teach me how to tie my shoes, maybe I will. Yeah, the bike is like the big one that I feel like I can think of. We didn't get a DVD player for a while. Okay, do you have a portable DVD player? No, oh no. Oh really, those were great. That sounds awesome.

Car rides or just, I don't know, just Friday nights. You know, hey, you guys, you guys watch a Bruce Almighty. All right. I'm going to go in my room, put on the portable DVD player, watch the rookie. Oh, yeah. That money throws it by the speed sign speeding. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. That's that's that's like I remember seeing that in like a trailer, like at a preview for the movie and being like, that's going to be the best movie I've ever seen. Do you ever feel like that?

Like, can you think of that's another question. Can you think of movies that back in the day you saw the preview for and you thought that's amazing because of that preview and Home Alone 3? Flubber. I thought Flubber was going to be a basketball movie. Based off of the preview. Yeah, because there's like that part in, Oh, there is a basketball scene. Yeah.

I know. And I was like, this looks awesome. They're just going to do these crazy flips and stuff playing basketball. They remade Space Jam, basically. I never saw flubber. Home alone three in the preview, they had tub thumping. I get knocked out.

OK. I love that song. And I was like, that song's awesome. I want to go see this movie. Was nowhere in the preview they had tub thumping I get knocked out. Okay. I love that song. I was like that's awesome I would go see this movie was nowhere in the movie. And so I was like, this is crap. I Can't think of a single movie like I'm sure there's something back in the day or yeah, like they made the best preview I've talked about this before but me and my dad went saw elf when it first came out and we didn't really like it at the time Because all the funny parts were in the previews. He's like careful But me and my dad went and saw Elf when it first came out and we didn't really like it at the time Because all the funny parts were in the previews. You gotta be careful Yeah, I was like we saw all of that like the ten best punchlines were in the preview That's tough because like you got to entice them to watch the movie. It is tough. Yeah

Do you remember the preview for Pirates of the Caribbean? Are you you don't have previews in your mind like I do? Parlay. I just remember we were going to a kids movie, and then all of a sudden, all you see is these bones in the water running towards you. And then it's like, Walt. This is for the first one? Curse of the Black Pearl?

Walt Disney Presents Pirates. I was like, that looks like a horror movie. Yeah. I was like, that's not Walt. They're not allowed to do that. No, H is April Fools. Yeah. I was like, that's, there's, that's not, well, that's not, they're not allowed. No, it's April fools. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to, like, it looked like the scariest thing I'd ever seen. Yeah.

And then of course it's Pirates of Caribbean, but when's the last time you guys have watched, uh, POC, POC March madness. I don't know. How's the joke about person of color? Um, let's see. I've seen only the first one. And I think it was like a couple of summers ago. You only see the first one.

Yeah. That's all I've ever seen, too. I liked it, though. I've just heard it goes downhill. Totally. Well, I've heard maybe second one's just as good or like close. To be fair, I'm not. I'm not like a connoisseur.

I just figured you were for some reason. I don't know. Really? I'm late to a lot of those. Like, I think I will eventually I'll probably like a connoisseur. I just figured you were for some reason. I don't know really I'm late to a lot of those like I think I will Eventually, I'll probably like rewatch the first one and like get around the second one But no haven't watched them in a while, but they that first one's awesome. I Remember being really funny. Yeah, I liked at the time fun. Yeah Cool

Should we do some reviews of the week? Dude, yeah, yeah. What do you think about that? I love it, dude. Mine comes from Devin Nelson. He had a little sentence in here that really got my attention. Greetings from Washington. This podcast is amazing.

I started listening to you all back on December 23rd of last year. I was having a rough day because I discovered a dead rat in the dryer vent of my old rental. I started with that Monday's episode and then jumped back to listen to the glossary episode and I've been hooked ever since. I'm also very thankful for your Christmas episode and encouraging those who were listening on Christmas because last year was the first time in a couple of years that I didn't have Christmas with my family back in Kentucky, all because of that dead rat. It's great to have a podcast where

the hosts are absolutely hilarious, also willing to talk openly about their walks with Jesus. Brad, Jake, and Tyman, thanks for all you do. I do want closure on that dead rat scenario though. Give us some closure. Yeah, how to get there, what happened, what's the smell, what's the taste. Thank you, Devin Nelson. Do you want to tell them?

Even better a second time. Yeah, I liked it. You know, the way your body language was when I started. You felt it, you're like that. Yeah, I was like, well, I thought he would stop me if this was. I didn't. Sorry.

Because I wanted to hear what you had to think about the dead rat thing. Also, I don't think we got very many reviews this week. I don't know if we had any, like I'm using a Spotify comment as my review. Even better the second time. Well, time when I made it, I cut, cause I wasn't positive,

but I look at time and time it goes. You know, I could see it above my phone. I was like, there's body language happening. Something's happening. It's hard guys. All right. Honestly, I wasn't positive either, but I was like, I can I read them all. But I'm like, what, which ones have I, which one did I say read aloud?

And then sometimes I'm like looking for mine while you do yours. And so like, I'm not listening to what you're saying. Sawyer V commented on Spotify. Hey, I've been a lurker ghostie for a few years now and I feel like I should leave a comment. It's fun how through so much change in my life, you guys have been constant with your clean Christian comedy. Brad, you have a style of humor.

It's right up my alley, but you can also have meaningful conversations when necessary. Jake, you're hilarious. I can relate to you with your fam as I help on a farm in Iowa. Tymon, I'm a homeschooled junior in high school and really enjoy the homeschool jokes. Are you just going to love this episode? Tymon, you want to tell them? Was it? No way.

Even better the first time. Just kidding. Gosh! April Fools! You... You rat. You fooled me. You dead rat in the dryer bin. Oh, I got dead ratted. Do you guys have a jingle?

And if so, would you like to end this episode with jingle? Time has got a jingle. Written by... You've met her the third time. Written by... I'm sad. It is to a song that we've done a few times before. Okay. But new lyrics, but I've had practice not with these lyrics, but yeah, we'll see how it

goes. Yep. I don't know if this karaoke track will have an intro. We're going to find out right now. Okay. So it's just silence. Okay. So Okay, so it's just silence. Okay. So that's it. Guys go quickly pick an airline. Ghosty get away his back. Beach is calling me but my age is too dang low. Ghosties flying hanging balling.

Thanks to good old Jake and Brad. Madison just wants to close her eyes and go! Let me... Go... Far away! Sunset cruise, Gulf Shores is calling. I wanna catch some rolls at Lambert's Cafe In the jammer we'll be speaking

Honolulu will say Let's get on a plane that's bound for getaway And I'm done, we'll have fun We're ghost running, we're ghost runnin', we're live-pottin' So much spikeball and beach volleyball we'll play Just a room with both the hannas, we'll play bank all flippin' day Dreams come true, yeah they do, On getaway Where does it say you gotta be adults here?

Where does it say we can't share rancher steak? Why am I under the age limit? Why should I spend my whole life living trapped where there ain't no future? Even at age 19 Breaking my bank to hang with Brad and Jake If my age don't seem to suit ya How about a fake ID? If I won't make the headlines

And I will not cause a scene Get away, see my friend I can't see my friends I can't spend two more years dreaming Though I know that's all I seem inclined to do I know I'm a little younger But I wanna hang with you I need sun and fresh air Let them watch face to face near my fair, say in my face I'll be there.

Accept my deal, that's all I'm asking. Hear the thoughts from in my head. Cause I'm sad if I can't go on this vacay. I got nothing if I ain't got getaway. Wow. Golly man. Made me sweaty. No one's going to have anything nice to say about that at all. That was just the worst. It was just middle of the road.

You have no talent whatsoever. Ground ball to the pitcher. You are going nowhere fast That was fun. That was great. Thank you. Keep him coming timing great job. Thank you That's that that song is right if theater in the park ever does newsies, which they probably have but yeah do it again I'd be down Your hair is ready for it

Ever think about what song you would audition with? Like if you went on American Idol, like you had to. Yeah. What song did you audition with when you were on the Backstreet Boys? Um, I think I used, it was, well, I think I did Santa Fe for that one. Yeah. Yeah. Because I felt like I'd try to like fit the vibe of that band. What's the actual answer though? I don't know. Like this is for like some talent show where it's like, yeah, you have, you know, like musical theater thing.

The American Idol type thing. I don't know. I think I just have to, I would have to love the song. I don't know. Cause it has to be like, they have to know it, right? It's gotta be one of the top. Yeah. You probably should do an original.

Probably not. Um, this is what I wrote. You won't know if I'm hitting the notes or not. I don't know though. It'd be fun to like try Hello by Adele and just like, why do you say that? Or swap it? It's a, I don't know. It's fun.

And I could just like, it's got range to try to showcase my range. Yeah. Is that kind of what you're supposed to do a little bit is show that you can like, I don't know. I play your strengths. I guess the first song I thought of. Not good at this. No, that does seem like a hard song though. So if you hit that one you're it Yeah, cuz we're so low. Hello Rhino prison guard, that'd be a fun if anyone wants to write a jingle to that I would give it a shot

Then we can see if I could use it for American Idol with the lyrics that they write. Yeah Yeah, someone write a jingle about auditioning for American Idol. Hello from American Idol. Hello, Luke Bryan. Is he a judge now? I don't know. Is that who that is?

I don't know. I just said a guy's name. I think he is. I feel like I've seen- Some country Luke. Lionel Richie's on there. Yeah, Lionel's doing it now. Katy Perry. That sounds right. Yeah. Cause she kissed that liner. Is that who it is? Is it Luke? I think, I'm pretty sure he's, I think he's got a Southern accent to him. It's Luke Bryan. You're right.

Do you know the original people? That's who Jake and I think of, I think. No, I only know just cause you've talked about like your experience with that. I think of, I think. No, I only know just because you've talked about, like, your experience with that. I think you mentioned Ryan Seacrest. I don't even know who that is really, but I know he was... He's like the main host of it. Okay, cool. He does Wheel of Fortune now. Rachel and I watch it at 6.30.

Really? Yeah. Do you know we're in a Wheel of Fortune stage right now? No. Yeah, we put it on at 6.30 a lot of nights. How often are you nailing it? We do all right. Yeah. There are some real idiots on there though.30 a lot of nights. How often are you nailing it? We do all right.

There are some real idiots on there though. Those make you feel great. It's not like Jeopardy. You watch Jeopardy, you feel like the idiot. You watch Wheel of Fortune, and there's one person smarter than you. There's one person kind of the same as you, and then there's one dingus on there.

Typically most episodes. I like to buy a Val. It's like, oh yeah, it's right there. Yes, Rachel always is like, because I'm always the one like, what do you, it already is like the last two letters are NG and like, I like to buy an I, like we know it's an I. We know it's an I or TH blank.

Like to buy about, you're just throwing money away because there's not an E anywhere else and Rachel's like, you and your vows. I'm like, I just, it's obvious. Well, you're playing, yeah, you're going one step deeper of like we know that we were almost positive That's me. Like yeah, if it didn't cost money sure go for it. Yeah, but it costs money time in 250 money, yeah

But yeah, Ryan Seacrest was the host and then Simon Cowell. Oh Yeah, I think even a lot of compilations. Okay. Yeah, he gets credit for kind of piecing together One Direction. Oh cool That's about it You heard the phrase. It's a no for me dog Yes, but I don't know that comes from Randy Jackson was his name. Okay, who I think was a songwriter

That's what's crazy is that Randy and Simon became famous because of American Idol Yeah, we didn't know them before. No. And now they have like Grammy award winning people on there. Yeah, it's true. They were Grammy people before. I don't know. But they have major like front facing public figures on there now.

Jennifer Lopez. Yeah. Right. She was there when you were there. Yeah. So and Paul Abdul was last one. Yeah. Okay.

Just singer. Paul Abdul. She has one really good song. I don't, I, it's the only one I know though. Straight Up. I like that song. Straight Up. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah like remember. Kesha. She had like a two or three year run. She was she was going big for a while. Yeah. But like time is probably not a big Kesha, you know, a Fiskenato.

No, no. I wonder, do you think Benson Boone will be that way? I think he is already on the down. I don't know. Too early. Yeah, it's true. I don't know. Paula Abdul still tours though.

I got a friend who dances for her. No way. Yeah. Fun fact. Cool. Yeah fun fact cool That's awesome that is six six six six six six six six so there was another rat in the dryer two reviews, huh? Do it next week Madingus all right well sign up for the getaway

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Somewhere like that's true. They have those microwaves are you suppressed one for the just use your discretion Just go for it, but you if you're watching this and you're eight years old you are you know how to use a microwave If you're seven just know I loved you all right peace out Seacrest America I'll do love you guys rising over the hello I loved you. All right. Peace out. Seacrest. American. I'll do. Love you guys. Rising up to the hello.

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