Ghostrunners - 436 - Apparently It's Timon's Birthday
Episode Date: May 19, 2025Jake and Timon try to decipher things that Rosie says, Jake shares some recent shower thoughts, and then Brad throws a pillow at the birthday boy. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit....ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Cozy Earth and get 40% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jake was a choice intro. We never started with who knows. Yeah. Um,
so like random thought I had was, what do you think? Like the other day,
I was at quick trip gas station here in the Midwest and this woman working there
was like, do you need to get around here? And I was like, Oh no, take your time.
She's like, okay, hon. And she's like 32 years old, I'm guessing. Not 35,
not 30. Like she's a young, young Hunter. Like she's like, she's like Mulan.
She's a young hon. Um she's like, she's like Mulan, she's a young Hun.
I made that up right.
When, when do you think, when do you think you start with,
is it just like a genetic thing? Like you're either somebody who says, Hun or not, or like it, it, cause at some point,
at some point in your life, you make the decision, I will call them in, Hun.
I I'm going to say, sweetheart, I'm going to say, you make the decision. I will call them in hun. I'm
going to say sweetheart. I'm going to say, you know, whatever. It's like, cause that,
cause that 18, if that woman said hun, that's weird. But all of a sudden she's like, I think
I'm ready today. Today's the day. 23 years old. I'm going to start being a hun girl.
And I don't care how old they are. Like adult men are hon to me. Yeah. Yeah. I have a lot
of thoughts about this one. Uh, Rachel will sometimes talk about this,
like just last night, she was like looking at Facebook
of a guy the same age as her,
but he's like a high school football coach,
and he talks like he's 55 on Facebook, you know?
He's like, you ever, sometimes I wonder if these boys
know if there's more to life than what's on the scoreboard.
And Rachel's like, he's 27.
Why is he talking like this?
And he talks about the gridiron and the lights
and she's like, when did he decide
to start talking like this?
In the Huns.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
Was he saying that 15 years old?
At some point he decided, I'm gonna start talking
like a much older man.
It's time. Maybe they have ceremonies that we don't know about. Maybe we can hire out a
hunt instructor. Yeah, I've never been invited to one, but I think it'd be cool to see how that
works. I know what it, I know what it's called. You guys ready for this? This joke is going to
rock your world. Okay. Get ready. Get ready. Okay. Some people call it teaching. Some people call it teaching, some people call it coaching for this, it's instruct hun. Ah!
Ah!
Anyway.
That's pretty good.
I used to think that they teach you this
at cosmetology school,
because the only people who called me hun
were cutting my hair.
But this woman works at Quick Trip,
so it must be somewhere else.
Yeah, also small town diners
have a good hun thing going on.
You know, every once in a while,
dealers at a casino
or hunters, hunters, hunting season. That's what they call it. Like maybe it's only certain
times of the year. You could say it's like open season right now. It's like there's a
lot of people out, you know, doing work, getting some lunch at quick trip in between.
I did just get a hunt at Dave's hot chicken. I'd never been there before, but I got hung
there. Maybe it is the season. And I don't mind hunts.
No, no, it was good.
It's not a bothersome thing.
I was like, yeah, I liked it.
It was fun.
I mean, I've gotten hunt.
I've gotten hunt, Home Depot hunts.
I've gotten, I've gotten it everywhere.
I don't think it's like a class thing.
I don't think it's like a, I don't know.
It's just like a anytime, anytime, anywhere, just hunt.
And most of the time I will say that it's like a woman
older than you talking, you know. Yeah
Just warm at you. Affectionately. Yes, but someone younger than you at a gas station. Yeah, it seemed like she was younger than me
Also these days dude, I can't tell how old I am
Do you feel that way ever? Like as far as like you see somebody like there's a somebody at church and they have kids around
Our age and I said Catherine I was, they seem a lot older than us.
She's like, I don't think they are.
And I'm like, oh, are we just old?
And I don't realize it.
Are we older than I think I look on the outside?
There's probably a lot more sizing up
or even just noticing when you do have kids
because you're in those, you know, just natural,
like our kids age versus their parents age, whatever.
They look like they've seen some stuff.
Like, are we getting aged here?
I'll tell you one thing I noticed,
this is kind of similar, is people used to not be able
to believe how old I was, because I looked way younger,
and that stopped.
That doesn't happen anymore.
No, you're not.
How old are you, 33?
Yeah, makes sense.
Really?
It's like, yeah, obviously, for sure.
Yeah, it's like your IQ will always catch sure. Yeah. It's like, I, you know, it's
like your IQ will always like catch up with it. You know, it's intelligence quotient.
It's like my, it's we're caught up. I know, dude. I, I really reveled. May I say that?
Can I use that word? Is that culture on revel? Yes. Revel. Yell. Um, watch the heart L make
it softer. I really revved. Revo revowed. That's what you're doing.
Speech class by day. Revo. No, Jacob, try again. Revvo thyroxine. I have really reveled.
I really reveled in the time of life that time. And is in right now, time of life that
time is in right now, as far as like people being like, you're so young, you have so much
ahead of you. And I still love it when people say it to me now, like, oh, you guys, you guys are such babies as
far as like, and I'm like, we have four kids. I don't know if we're babies anymore, but thank
you for thinking that. Cause I, I, it just gives you more hope for the future. When it's like,
you're so young. It's like, thanks. Cause I don't know what I'm doing yet.
If you're like 50 years old right now out there and thinking well
He's not as old as me go watch some Gary V videos
I swear every third Gary V video is him going you're so effing young really you're 55
You know, he's like screaming at you. It's like if you're 55 you are so young. Okay, you have 20 more years
20 years and I wow on this earth or on the I'd, I think working years. I was like, he didn't
clarify. Yeah. Um, yeah, I should be reveling more. Yeah, I would, I would rev. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'll
rev. Oh, I think so. Cause like it's, I remember I was really like, uh, stressed after graduating
highs or graduating college and not having a job right away. And people were like, just love it
while you're young. Like don't worry. And it was so hard to listen to them.
And now I'm like, I shoulda, shoulda rev-o'd more.
So, just rev-o.
You said speech impediment, and it reminded me,
I wrote down, I have some shower thoughts this week.
I don't know if I was showering extra long, extra much.
These aren't really like funny, but just like,
thought starters. Okay, yeah, extra much. These aren't really like funny, but just like thought starters.
Okay.
Yeah.
Thought starters.
We need to talk about that event we went to on Monday
because there were thought starters on the table
before you got there.
They called them thought starters,
our conversation starters?
Yeah, I think it was thought starters.
It's like, you're not thinking anything right now.
Let me get something going.
It was a men's event, you know, women love being like,
what do you think about right now?
It's like nothing.
Well, let me give you something to start thinking about when yeah
How do you know if it was effective if everyone's just like sitting there silently? Yeah
Deep in thought like some people do this thing where they think about it and then they say it out loud though timing
It's called talking. Well, if it's just a thought starter, yeah, I'm just saying they clarified just thoughts. Yeah, true
So I don't you're right. Yeah, you just see all these guys like this social event
Just be like
Yeah, well
Yeah, go either way all right
Thanks for having me man, it's great event nachos were subpar cards for something else
Yeah, great take about okay speech. Speech impediment, shower thoughts.
Shower thought.
The first one is, so this is based on my own life.
Okay.
In fourth grade, I moved to a new school.
And that is also when I started speech class
for not being able to say my R's.
If I said I had moved from Brooklyn, the Bronx, Boston,
would I've had to go to speech class?
Oh, because you would have had like an accent.
Yeah, it's like, that's just how my father talks.
My father does this, my mother, that's interesting.
Because I couldn't say it, my Rs were like soft.
And that's how, you know, I parked my car.
That's how they talk.
I parked my car there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would say if you had Dunkin' Donuts on the first day of school like in your head
Yeah, I'm from the Bronx. I give the resource officer a big, you know handshake. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, you're wearing like a yeah, just like a really blue collar like jacket and you got like like, you know, five o'clock shadow
I do all that and I could have escaped speech class. I think so.
Yeah.
That is funny.
Or Strafford just like, no, no, no,
we're acclimating this guy to exactly who we are.
He's going to learn our ways.
Say the hard L.
We're hard L people.
Yeah, that's an interesting thought.
Or even just let's take Boston in general.
Like what are the SLPs there?
Like, are they trying to get that soft R out of them?
Or they like, this is just how it is here.
That's, I'm actually intrigued by that.
Yeah.
That's, that's a funny, I would like,
I would like to watch a video of somebody being like,
That's a funny sketch, maybe.
The Boston Red Sox, like.
Boston, Boston.
Yeah.
Boston.
Say, my father was a cop.
My father was a cop. His father was a cop. His father was a cop. His father was
a car. His father was a cop. His father was a car. I'm always going to be a cop. I'm always
going to be a cop. Go red socks. Yeah, that's good. Bo just, I mean, you never know at the young kid age,
like if they have speech impediment,
I was talking to Sam Henniger's wife.
I was talking to her about this.
Ashlyn.
I think you asked my sister about it too.
Yes, exactly.
Like it's like, do they have speech impediments
or are they just learning still?
Because like Bo has a girl in his Mother's Day Out class
named Lo and he always calls her Wo.
It's really, it's kind of cute. It's like, yeah, you know, me and whoa, we are named rhyme. Um, but just finally like a couple
weeks ago, he started getting really good as L's and now you can tell he like love it's like he
like discovered this new fun thing to do with his mouth. Sure would like a lollipop. Exactly.
Lemon lollipop sounds lovely. Low had a birthday in Lando Lakes, Wisconsin. I don't know. I was trying to think of anything
with the butter brand. Yes. Anyway, Lexington, Kentucky. So yeah, but he still needs to work
on his THs. I think he says, oh yeah, like I am the king.
Yeah, he still does that.
So we're working on that one next, I guess.
He'll come around.
Okay, actually, can I do a really quick,
I had this written down not as a shower thought thing,
but just a quick-
Studio thought.
It was a quick quiz that has to do with Rosie
and her own language, basically.
See if you guys recognize any of these words.
Basically, I meant to do more of them.
I was going to have Hattie help me.
And then we got sidetracked.
So she has like, I wrote four different things down here.
See if you can decipher any of these things that Rosie says.
One of them is,
Dory, Dory, bye.
Dory, Dory, bye.
Okay. Okay. I don't even, I have no.
Exactly.
Yeah.
What in the world?
So this is, this is something she often will say in the car and I can, I can, I can give
you a little bit of a.
My guess is she has to go to the bathroom.
That's my guess.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Like, like, go, like, I'm like, I kind of hear go the go the bathroom.
That's kind of like, let's figure this out together.
I thought process.
Doty is what Hattie calls Rosie.
Yeah. So I think it's a nickname for herself.
So she's talking about herself like Rosie Rosie.
We have to figure out bad.
Yeah, that's great.
It says in the car. Great detective work.
Rosie Rosie bad.
I will say it's not that that's a great thought because yeah. And now she started not even saying her own name. She starts saying her name
is daddy or mama or something. Okay. So I will say time was exactly on the right track. She says,
she goes, I need to go potty. And then she goes, Doty, Doty bad,
Doty, Doty bad. Like really, really bad. Really, really bad. Yeah. So it'll be like,
I need to go potty. We're like, all right, you know, we'll be there in 10 minutes.
And you go potty, Dory, Dory bad. And then she'll say, you know, we don't, we don't say P or
whatever. We say TT, which I don't know what's worse, but she'll say the TT is coming out.
And you go to the bathroom, Dory, Dory bad. It's like, you're so dramatic. It's never coming out. And he goes to the bathroom, dory, dory, bah.
Like you're so dramatic. It's never coming out, but like that gets us going. We're like, we gotta go. We gotta go TT out now. Dory, dory, bah.
TT run down leg. Yeah. Okay.
This one you might get a whole, whole people,
whole people. I mean, it sounds like exactly like Home Depot.
Yeah, that's what I'm guessing.
It is Home Depot.
We go Ho-bee-po.
Ho-bee-po.
Ho-bee-po.
Bo's like, I would like to luge there.
What is this?
That would be lovely.
I don't even remember what this one is.
I just wrote down like how it sounds.
Well, let's figure it out together.
It's probably IKEA.
It was IKEA.
He's got
the answer sheet. Yeah. She loves like, there's like certain landmarks everywhere. We like,
you know, we take certain routes places and she loves pointing out Panera. I T T whole
people, the doll shop, shop down the road. Yeah. Different things like that. Yeah. Another
one that she says, this one's like,
I don't know how you'd ever guess this,
but Layla is what she calls my mom, grandma.
That's how she says grandma.
Your mom, Layla.
And my mom's always just been grandma.
So she kind of loves like,
Hey, call me Layla.
Yeah, chatty, is it okay if my kid calls me Layla?
And then the last one,
I think I've talked about this before is Titi Ho.
Oh yeah.
What is that?
Titi Ho.
It sounds like, um, uh, meet the parents or meet the Fokker's, whichever one it is.
When he acts and he teaches the kid how to say a bad word.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't say that.
If you say an apple, he just struggles through it.
Titi Ho.
Titi Ho.
Cause what's he praying for?
There was someone that, yeah, something that she's praying for. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember
what the first like what T T means. P means P as far as we know. Yeah. It's different
this time. Uh, but it's something about fixing a hole in a blanket. Is that right? Wow. Good
memory. But what's the, what's the blanket called? Do you remember? Oh, that's, that's
what it is. It's her, her blanket has chickens on it. So she calls her blanket chicky. Okay. Titi. Okay. How, how could I know? Yeah. How does she say pajamas? She
says pajamas in a way that's also just like, that's not even close to the right word. Titi
whole. Here, God help honey. Titi whole every time help dad go. Oh, what about, uh, no, this one just, I think sounds enough.
She says car wash. We just like, we go cow. Yeah. Anyway, so all sorts of different hilarious things.
Hope honey fix Titi. Oh, so anyway. Okay. Sorry. Shower thought number two.
No, this is great piggybacking. Cause one of my shower thoughts is about your kids.
This is a car thought,
but I was just like driving by your house
and your kids have to be outside, Bo and Rosie,
and they were freaking out that they saw me, you know,
in the wild, not on my yard, you know,
but just like in a car.
Both hands, like they're hitting each other,
that's him or whatever.
And so this led me to think of a couple of different things.
Like, well, my first thought was like,
they could somewhat realistically see me
anytime they wanted.
Right.
But when they, like, when you see someone
and you weren't expecting it,
it's the same as like Spotify.
Yes.
But when a song is on the radio,
you're like, dude, I like this song.
I could have listened to this song whenever I wanted.
Yeah, I had the DVD of Dumb and Dumber,
but when it's on TBS, it's like, I'm watching this.
With commercials, it's gonna take twice as long.
Yeah, exactly.
It's the same thing as like seeing friends
at a place you didn't expect to see them.
I have access to them whenever I want.
So true.
But something about seeing them when you didn't think you would him. Like, I have access to them whenever I want. But something about seeing them
when you didn't think you would.
What is that, dude?
Or just anything.
I think that principle, yeah.
Even if it's like, like the other day,
Catherine just brought me, yeah, a latte.
Like, and I was like, what?
I wasn't expecting that.
Yeah, that's what it is, I think.
It's like, holy cow, what a gift.
Even though it's like, I could get up
and make the same thing.
Yeah, we could probably just keep going on this.
I'm thinking like when I got to the hotel in Vietnam
and it had like a robe there for me, it's like, cool.
Didn't know I needed it.
I don't even really want this back home.
Wouldn't have been sad if you didn't have it.
Now I'm excited.
There's like a robe with sandals.
I'll wear this tomorrow.
Sandals?
Yeah, stuck them in my suitcase home.
Okay, I was gonna say, are those like disposable?
Like you keep them around?
No, I tried to bring that hat home like the
Vietnamese hat yeah, they came with two of those but it is huge and didn't fit in a suitcase
But I mean it would have it would not fit on the screen right now. You could really that big. Yeah, like yeah pictures
Oh Shirley. Yep pictures everything you you could have spent your own money. You could have spent some dong for your dome
Yeah, I could have yeah chose not money, you could have spent some dong for your dome. Yeah, I could have. Yeah.
I chose not to.
You could have adorned your dome
with just a little bit of dong.
Oh.
True.
That's fun.
It's funny, like.
Yeah, they were loving it.
There's like little details that I'm like trickling in
that you haven't talked about on the podcast
with China and stuff that people have like mentioned to me
from your stories.
Oh, really?
Like, oh, that thing, I can't remember the thing now,
but like, oh, that thing that he did here
was cracking me up.
I was like, I don't even know what that is.
I know, there's definitely more that
Oh, I'm sure that, yeah.
I forgot to talk about.
There's the picture.
I just think you guys, it's big Vietnamese hat.
Oh baby, pink little handle on there.
It's got a chain strap on it.
That's fun.
You could get some, you could pass as a hun with that hat.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, good.
Dude, that's awesome.
Okay, last shower thought.
You never see commercials for pillows,
but somehow everyone has one.
Okay, tell me more about your, expand on that.
Well, that's basically the shower thought.
It's like, I don't know.
It's not marketed.
There's not like one brand vying for my loyalty over another.
But we all just like buy one.
We all just like end up with a pillow.
Yeah, there's not like anybody that's like, you know what?
I'm kind of weird.
I don't sleep with a pillow.
Like maybe, oh, actually there was one person at Gulf Shores.
Moses.
Oh, Gulf Shores.
Moses, yeah.
Gulf Shores somebody, was it Gabby?
I think it was Gabby maybe.
Brought her own pillowcase or something
and she only slept on just the pillowcase.
That does sound right.
Cause I remember thinking, hope I never see her again.
Yeah, glad she's second session, one day less with her.
We're really excited for you guys. goes to get away by the way, but that does have Mary the sleeping on just a pillowcase
Yeah, I remember it's so weird
But like even like I don't get you know the the most like biohacking crunchy
You know
Revolutionary people in the world that do all these weird things when they sleep or take all this back
It's like well a pillow is like necessary
You're gonna do that and I guess there are the only pillow commercials you see are for like
Reinventing the pillow like this one's a Rubik's Cube or this one is shaped like I don't know your first girlfriend
You know, there's a weird ones out there. That's a good one
The standard pillow I'm surprised.
Like I'm always surprised when I see an M&M's commercial.
Like you guys don't need to do this.
We know about you.
Oh, interesting.
We're good.
We know about M&M's.
But like pillows, they're just like,
whatever you find in the store,
just make a instant decision.
I will say sometimes I get YouTube targeted ads for pillows.
Really?
Because I think I care about pillow
a little bit more than other people.
They know that you would care. I'm not, yeah. I'm not like, well, that's not true. I do like a good
pillow. What are the big brands and big pillow? That's the thing. I think there's a lot of small
brands now like that are trying to get in there. You don't think Friday pillow, we come in, be the
affordable, like high quality pillow. I think you absolutely should do that. I wonder if anyone's
doing pillows well, like e-commerce pillows. Yeah, I think now I'm into it. Well, yeah, back in the day, I think back in the day,
I was really enamored.
I was, I reveled in the, hey, careful.
I was enamored by like purple.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
I was gonna say, that's like the pillow commercial
I can think of.
That was like the one for like a square one.
Yes, the square one.
That's what I was gonna say.
That was the Rubik's Cube I was referring to.
I figured.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
I've seen those and like the purple ad was the first YouTube ad that I like.
Like you could skip it and I didn't skip it.
It was like a 15 minute ad.
It was the first time I'd ever done anything like that.
Like I never even seen like, whoa, this ad is like really long. Probably like four years ago, they sponsored correct opinions and they gave us like a,
it was the size of a sponge. They gave us this little thing that was supposed to be
like a purple mattress. And so I'd always play with it. I was like, this is kind of
fun. I don't want to sleep on it, but this is like a fun, like stimming toy for my autism,
you know, like I'm having fun with it, but I don't know how well they're doing.
I think they're, I don't know if they're killing it still it seemed seem they had to a lot
I think like people were talking about him too wasn't just the ads like I remember loving those ads because they had the studio
See people in them like yes, and I love studio. See yeah, they were like funny good ads and yeah
anyway, so I I really enjoyed that but then I did like lie down on one one time and it was like this is I don't
Like this it just make a regular mattress I really enjoyed that. But then I did like lie down on one one time and it was like this is I don't like this
It just make a regular mattress
You know, it feels like it. Yeah, whatever feels like that thing you're touching. Yeah
Yeah, it's probably something like a lot of people buy once and they have pillows as well. That's how I got all around
Yeah, but
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I have any mattress companies. They're making pillows. Are those the ads you're saying I
Think but that's square.
That square pillow thing I think was just a pillow.
And I did, I think I clicked on the profile.
Like I was like, I don't know.
I'm curious.
Yeah.
But also pillows are one of those things where you,
it's like you use it every single night.
However, I don't think it's worth spending crazy
amount of money on it.
Even though it's like, as far as investing in things go,
a pillow is a really good investment.
But it's like, whoa, 75 bucks for a nice pillow?
I could get one at Walmart for 20.
Yeah, it's like a $2 app on your phone.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Yes, dude, there's a certain thing.
You're insane to think I can afford that.
But it's like, I'll buy, I'll spend $1,000 on a mattress
and be like, that makes sense.
Well, yeah. I mean, I sleep on it every night. Oh, Trey always says, he's like, I'll buy, I'll spend a thousand dollars on a mattress and be like, that makes sense. Well, yeah.
I mean, I sleep on it every night.
Oh, Trey always says, he's like, our cell phones,
they could charge $10,000 for this.
We would pay it.
Like, it's so important.
They could do that for mattresses too.
Like, what are you gonna do?
Not sleep?
That is an interesting thought about the phone.
Like, when is it like, like, what is your cutoff of like,
I'm not buying one.
All right, fine, I'll get a freaking Android.
Yeah, how much does that iPhone have to be? Oh, you're smart phones. I guess yeah
I was gonna say smartphone cuz I was gonna say I would I would give up
I don't know how much your phones right now a thousand dollars. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Hey, maybe I heard my cousin
Was like I went and bought a new phone because I was scared. I was like, all right then pretty instantly
They said like technology or like electronics or called out. Yeah, just be cool.
This guy's a thousand things of toilet paper also.
And a lot of sanitizer.
He's got like canned vegetables in his basement.
Just in case.
No, yeah, I don't know.
I would, I think if it got up to like $5,000,
that seems unbelievable.
That seems crazy.
Then you would say, you know what?
Hey, let's all just jitterbug our way through this. We're gonna be in this together. Yeah, I'm taking that back actually I'm gonna go lower than that even
I was gonna say I'm gonna say like five thousand I'd get like twenty five are there still flip phones cuz that's great
Yes, there are so flip phones like that's that's all yeah, but what if a flip phone is
More expensive than is now. I don't know how expensive those even are a hundred bucks probably there
I've been away at everything's inflating in this situation I guess yeah how much is it flip phone
no idea I'm gonna look up boost mobile flip phone you guys think the range is
I think $50 to no I think less than that even $30 to $70 really I think there's
I think there's some nice flip phones out there for like 200 bucks. No way, really? Brad is much closer.
I'm looking at like.
That doesn't surprise me.
$200.
And maybe you could find one.
I mean like, but anyway, yeah, like Walmart and Target
is selling like flip phones for like 30, 37.
There's one for 1988.
I think 30 bucks, 30, 40 bucks
is kind of your flip phone price right now.
With Boost Mobile.
Because if computers were the same price,
if iPads were the same price, I would just be like,
I'll just learn how to use that as my technology.
Or yeah, I'll get bigger pockets
and I'll put my iPad Mini in there.
Yeah, bigger pockets is a podcast.
For a second I was confused.
I'll talk to those guys.
I'll get Brandon Turner in here.
It's like real estate guy.
Yeah, if all smartphones are ten thousand dollars
Does that mean like your career is heavily affected because like half the people that you were like reaching with content are like gone
So you have to like wow pivot in that way dang
Do you still need a smartphone or people be so addicted to social media that they'd just be on their computers?
You know, they're like waiting like for like something. They're just like
computers. You know what I mean?
They're like waiting for like something.
They're just like.
You're scrolling.
Just a two finger man.
Doom scrolling, right?
Oh man, laying in bed at night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
It'd probably be great for YouTube because I think you're right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The short form platforms wouldn't be popping like they are.
Yeah.
One last thought is, you know,
when I first suggested this, I was like,
yeah, pillows might be a tough thing to try and sell online.
You can't like try them on.
But then I was thinking, I don't know if I've ever tried
a pillow, I just buy it in a big bag.
And I'm like, yeah, because I've like done this in the store.
Yeah, it feels good.
Yeah, they have like that thick plastic around,
like the thick plastic bag.
And it's like, how are you going to tell if it's good there?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, I bought two at Walmart for my apartment bed and like they're just I bet there were five dollars each
I mean like four. I mean they were just the cheapest little pillows. But yeah, they're like just
Like they make them just perfectly. So like one is way too thin and then two is
Like I just why couldn't I just have like a happy medium either one good pillow. That's like nice and plump
Yeah, or I don't know.
It was, it's a bummer.
What's your ideal pillow setup?
Like for a whole bed, how many pillows, what are they like?
I like, I like doubling up, but they have to be like
somewhat thin from the get-go to do that.
Wait, to sleep?
You sleep on two.
Yeah. Okay, okay.
And then I don't need any others.
I actually, when I was like,
went on my like big Walmart like run for the apartment, I was like, I'm going to get a little decorative pillow for my bed. So
I have like, I have like one little like, uh, whatever you call it. Like, yeah, throw
a pillow to make it pretty. What's it look like? I think it's like, I don't even remember.
It's like white with maybe like a blue stripe across or something. Nice. The blue stripe.
Yeah. The blue stripe stripe That's fun. Yeah
What about you if it were you by yourself? I'll take one
Pretty like you're not reading this like it's like at a restaurant like I got one number six. Okay, hon. Sure
No tomatoes and then one extra fluffy. No, I think I would want to sleep on pretty like
and then one extra fluffy. No, I think I would, one to sleep on,
pretty like thin, I guess.
I don't want it super plump.
One thin pillow to sleep on,
but then I want a massive, oh, big kahuna.
To cuddle?
No. Oh, sorry.
To spoon, it's different.
I'm just kidding.
I was like, okay.
To sit up in bed with.
That one's like you put like in your lower back.
I see.
And then are you just like throwing that off the bed?
Yes.
Oh, I chuck it.
Yeah.
I've broken windows, getting the big, big dog off the bed.
Yeah, the guy comes to fix your window.
He's like, big pillow?
Yeah, you know me.
Yeah, I sleep with a small one.
So that's why you'll sit.
I see two.
One for sleep, one for like,
I'm eating some Pop Tarts in bed watching a movie by myself.
Yeah, that's what I, whenever time has said
he only had those two and they're pretty like flimsy,
I was like, what if you want to sit up?
I don't want to prop yourself up.
Yeah, they work okay for that, but they're not ideal.
Like what if you've got a cold?
My mom was big on you got to prop yourself up.
Oh, okay. And drainage. You guys do that? I understand, let mom was big on, you got to prop yourself up. Oh, drainage.
Yeah.
I just do that.
I understand.
Let the cold go.
Yeah.
Let it take me.
Yeah.
I like, I like my, my good pillow.
And then I like just any pill.
Literally it could be like, sometimes I use a sweatshirt
if I like away or something.
I don't have, I just want to hold something in my hand.
Whoa, really?
Yeah.
What position is your body?
That makes it sound like I have a blankie. Like it's not like, like. And I have to have a hold something in my hand. Well, really? Yeah What is your body that makes it sound like I have a blankie like it's not like like and I have to have a little
Light in the corner and just feels really good if I just have my thumb in my mouth
Like what'd you ask sorry I said what's its name? Oh, yeah, I'm just kidding
I just like holding one as I'm sleeping,
normally on my side.
If I sleep on my back, it's just kind of,
it'll be next to me.
You're sleeping on your side and you're kind of,
well, that is adorable.
Yeah.
And you're like.
Yeah.
I was like kind of clutching something.
And it could just be a sweatshirt or anything or a pillow.
Sweatshirt would not be ideal.
By any means, I would prefer something that's like enclosed
and not gonna change its form very easily, you know?
Okay. But if it's like nothing or a sweatshirt, I'd be like, I'll try the sweatshirt. I would prefer something that's enclosed and not gonna change its form very easily.
But if it's nothing or a sweatshirt,
I'd be like, I'll try the sweatshirt.
Let's see.
Ideally yours is a small stuffed bear, maybe.
Like something with a form to it.
Yeah, it could be bear shaped.
Like a lamb.
I've done really well with little replicas
of little girls, like dolls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll hold their shape. Yeah.
And caterpillars, ladybugs. Octopus, believe it or not.
Yeah. Yeah. They hold them. They hold you back.
It's right. This would be great.
Like this throw pillow. I do just fine with that.
What did you call this? Neck pillow.
Watch this though. Oh, like this couch pillow here. Throw pillow.
Time it did. You would try you try to take me cold?
Were you watching the screen I was
Where's gonna go with that? I don't know
I literally I didn't know like even if he threw it until it hit me time
And you looked like one of those guys from like one of those slow-mo videos
It's just like just absorb whatever it's gonna be. Yeah, it's better for the camera
Just try to keep your eyes open as long as you can.
That was so funny. I was like, Oh, he's going to like go for the window. Cause we'd like
mentioned that. Yeah. I mean, I'm guessing he didn't move the camera. I don't think so.
Timing just sat here and took it. Brad just threw a pillow across the room. It just didn't
move. We just took it to the face. Throw a pillow, neck pillow. Yeah. That's how you
treat him on his birthday. Wow. No way.
Gosh dang it.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Freak, happy birthday.
You knew that?
I was waiting for the right time to bring it up.
I saw it, dude, I sat down here five minutes
before we started recording and just my phone said,
time of redemption, seven others have birthdays today.
I said, dude, I'm not gonna throw a pillow at you today.
Yeah, really, bro?
And look, I knew it.
I was like, I bet the Facebook group knew.
I opened up Facebook first saying,
McCade Williamson, happy birthday, Tymon.
Who said that?
McCade Williamson.
How you know her?
He's a dude. School.
School. School, yeah.
Class. Locker room.
Have we ever recorded on your birthday before? Have we ever forced you to work on your birthday like this before I don't know I don't recall well
19 now it's time you learned yeah
Let the boy work
McCade's a guy so yeah, yeah, yeah, how you know him and
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no doy His boys are turning three in one today. How you know him? And yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, no, doi.
His boys are turning three in one today. Do you see this already? Uh, I don't think so.
If you want to join a Mickey Mouse theme birthday party, let me know and I will get you the deets.
His sons, two sons, both have the same birthday and their time is birthday. Yeah. Three and one.
Whoa. Something a, uh Whoa. Something ain't up. Something at...
Something's not up.
Something's not up. Must be down.
Man. Happy birthday, Tymon.
Happy birthday, Tymon.
You have any plans for tonight?
I might go out to eat with the family.
Okay.
I have a shoot right after this and then I'll probably head home and just hang out.
What would, if you had to choose a spot to go eat, what would you choose?
Oh, I don't know. I, yeah, I think it'd be fun to like, I've okay.
Actually I've always heard good things about these, like, uh, is it Mongolian or
like where they were they like took him like fun. I've maybe been to one of those.
That'd be a fun thing to try. Normally Japanese. Okay. No Mongolian barbecue though.
Like that's kind of a, you know, kind of pick out your
meat. You're right. You're right. I, I suppose. Yeah. That's always intrigued me. Cool. And
then other way, like chipotle is fine. Yeah. You've ever had a botched. I don't think so.
That's a nice too. Is that, yeah. How similar is that? Cause that's, I kind of picture the
same thing for some reason. I've only been to a Mongolian barbecue one time, but I think
I like picked out what I wanted
and then gave it to them,
and then they still went and made it in the back.
I see.
Okay, yeah, hibachi's all...
You're sitting at the...
Yeah, you supervise the whole process.
Yeah, you're like...
Make sure they're not messing with anything.
Yeah, you're supposed to be really annoying.
That's kind of the thing.
Hey, no, too much soy sauce, too much soy sauce.
They like that. They like it. Right. Yeah. Um, so that's fun.
What's the shoot? Um, just like YouTube shorts for this tax agency company.
Oh, that's right. I forgot about this 15 times.
That's why we recorded earlier today. That's right. That's right. That's right.
Jake, I was hanging out with a friend the other night, uh, whose dad apparently listens to the ghost runners and uh, he's
like, you hear about that free meat for life thing from good ranchers. This is not, this
is not a joke. This is a real like, be serious, be serious. Seriously guys, seriously. Good
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for life. That's unbelievable. That's the offer. And so my friend who is not a big
listener of the podcast is like, so what's like, what does that mean? Like, like, what does it mean?
Like for like free meat for life. I was like, you ever seen someone die before
up until that point, they get, they had free meat with good rangers. If they wanted to open casket,
close casket. Um, one of those, traditions where they throw it in the river.
It doesn't matter.
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Yeah.
Until that point, free meat.
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No, well, they're wild caught.
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American meat delivered. Good Ranchers.com. I have a few shower thoughts.
These are just random thoughts, but I'll call them shower thoughts.
Oh, you've been showering too, huh?
So last week when we were doing China slash Vietnam, I was like,
if we ever need to break it up,
I'm just going to throw in these random thoughts, random thoughts in white meat.
That's what we do.
Number one, random thought.
They should have some sort of sanitizer slash lotion
that helps offset when you get gas on your hands
at the gas station, but you also just bought food to eat.
You following me?
Yeah, yeah, how often do you get gas on your hands?
Twice a year?
Yeah, I was gonna say, it's not like a ton, but it does happen. Yeah, yeah was gonna say it's not like a ton. No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's and I don't know how it happens
Like it's not like oh clearly I was being you know, I was not jiggling enough or something
It was like I think I jiggled I think in my perfect world
I would spill a little bit of gas on my shoes, but not get it on my car
Because you like the smell because I like the, but I've gotten it in my car before
and after a day or two, it doesn't smell as good as it once did.
So if I could just have it temporary, like spill it on my shirt.
I think that is like ideal for me.
A couple drops on my shorts.
I smell it for the next hour.
It's fun.
I don't know where I'm at because I'm high.
And I go back and, you know, start it all over again.
I didn't try. It wasn't my fault that I'm high. No. Yeah, it's not wrong.
Not technically huffing. Yeah, but you can't like try to squirt gas on yourself or else you get way
too much. Okay. Gas squirting machine next to the sanitizer. Okay. It's like two different
directions on this thing. I want more gas.
Yeah. I'm like a Dwight. I want like the dirt machines, you know, so I can raise my immune system. Yeah. Just like, maybe let's just make things, you know, they make candles that smell
like everything these days. Why not make a gas candle? Gas candle. Yeah. Call it a malt off.
Anyway, just something I thought of.
So I like that's nice because if you like, if you do have a gas leak in your house, you just wouldn't know till you're dead.
Smells the same as usual.
How am I supposed to know?
Yeah, just lit a candle.
This thing smells weird, dude.
Light a candle.
I like the idea though.
Something that like it's not a problem a ton, but occasionally I'd like to have that problem solved.
I like it.
I always thought they should have like coats
at the back of Walmart.
Sometimes it gets freezing back there.
Oh, just like rental coats for like when you're walking around.
These two aisles, throw this coat on.
Okay, yeah, like a freezer section coat or like,
yeah, whatever.
That's interesting.
Cause like you ever been, yeah, you've been to Costco.
Like they have like the refrigerated like rooms basically. Yes. I'd like a coat.
Yeah. Disposable coats. Disposable. You throw it on, you shop, you throw it away. Here it is. Yeah.
You give it, yeah. Give it to the coat drive. That's good. I can do all, I can do some more
or we can go back and forth on other things you want to talk about. Go for it. When did people start using last names? Ah, family names, surnames.
Yeah, like biblically, it was like, you know, it's also a Google question. Do you want me to or no?
We can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't. But I'm just like, you know, like, it's like,
Jake's son of, all right, all right, well, rebel for Jacob's son of our all right. I won't rebel first Jacob son of Stephen and then eventually it was Stephen's Stephen's son
Good and there was Stevens. It was like Robin of hood. When did we just say?
Stevens I don't care where you're from. You're Stevenson now and then obviously like
Impsh that's not that's not that's not somebody's son. That just is like a random name
And so it's like you don't have to name it after your dad. Just throw a word out.
It's just like a sneeze.
They just got the idea from a sneeze, I think.
It's like.
Sorry.
Like, like.
I have a theory.
Yeah.
There, you know, like, I'm going to say like the world
population got to like a, what's that point called
in business when it gets to like the.
Tipping point.
Sure. Some kind of tipping point.
Like the point of, I forget what, but it got to that point called in business when it gets to like the- Tipping point. Sure, some kind of tipping point. Like the point of, I forget what,
but it got to that point where it's like,
there's too many Adams, there's too many Johns.
We gotta start distinguishing.
Okay.
You are John Smith, that's how we'll distinguish.
Because well-
No one else will be named John Smith.
Because like, that was like,
it was like your trade back in the day
was how your last name.
Yes, Black.
Taylor.
Smith.
Taylor, woman of the night. I knew a couple girls from Strafford how your last name. Yes. Black. Taylor. Smith. Taylor. Woman of the night.
Knew a couple girls from Strafford with that last name. Horford. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Al Horford.
Yeah. Where'd he come from? Al Horford. I had a game last night. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. Got a
lot of threes. Yeah. I don't know. I just like, like, when did it become like a normal thing? Just like,
instead of calling, you know, Paul in the Bible, Paul, son of, you know, whatever it
was, it's like, Oh yeah, that's Paul Porter. Yeah. Paul Porter. Oh man. He, he had some
epistles. Yeah. Your Paul Porter's back in jail. Dang. Really? Like I can't find his
life. Can't get his life together. Free pee pee. Yeah. That's what they would go around saying. Pee pee prison. You got pee pee at prison. Oh yeah. I don't know. It wouldn't feel
this. It wouldn't feel as effective though. Maybe this is how God designed it. Like if it were like
the apostle Paul Porter, it just doesn't, it doesn't hit the same. No, it doesn't. You know? Yeah.
What versus that? Uh, Mark Donovan, 1411. Yeah. A little tougher to get to everything
and more ink is used. I would, I would judge people. Like all of a sudden it's like, what? Esther's last name was Mankiewicz?
I didn't, I don't like her as much.
She doesn't seem as beautiful.
What part of Syria is that?
Huh, I'm not familiar with that.
Weird.
Yeah, that's funny.
Anyway, around 11th century.
Okay, thank you.
Kind of an underwhelming answer.
I liked our answers way better.
Another random thought, when we went to Branson,
had he started doing the classic, I think it's the rite of passage for any kid,
the license plate game. Oh yeah. A, B.
No, no, no. Sorry. No, like trying to get every state, all 50 states. Great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And I now just, I'm like obsessed with license plates. Like I'm,
can't stop looking at them. No, can't stop looking at them. I've taken 10 pictures of license plates
on my phone to send to Hattie. Like, like I found in Montana the other day. You gotta,
I was like, that's super rare. And then I saw North Dakota yesterday. So I like
tailed this guy behind him as I'm driving, like zooming in as I'm driving, like trying to get
this thing. And I just there
that's like a small joy to me is license plates. Like I'm realizing now that back in the day,
it felt like you had a Missouri license plate, a Kansas license. Now it's like,
there are so many license plates for every state. Yes. I just got Rachel new tags that she,
she doesn't like the new one. She's jealous of like the ones we have. I don't like the new ones
either. I'm getting used to them, but I don't like them either.
I cause like, but there's some like Iowa. I really like the black and white.
Iowa has one of the best. The simple black ones. Yes. What about simple white? Can you
tell me what state that is? California, Texas, simple white. Oh yeah. I think California's
is like the most classic. It's like the like Like rainbow? No, it's like white with like,
it's like rainbow with like poverty coming up.
I don't know if that's even true.
No, it's like the white with like the red,
like cursive E letters.
You would recognize that.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It hasn't changed forever.
And it's pretty darn cool.
I think when I got the old Sportage license plates,
I think I had like six to choose from.
And I was like, I just got like whatever the new normal one was.
I think maybe I had to pay a little extra or something.
I was like, I don't want to mess with that.
They got some classy ones out there.
They got, you can like get one with your alma mater on the back.
Hattie's like enthralled.
There were once in a while there's like a Missouri license plate,
but it says like it's an Arkansas razor back on there.
Cause like in Branson, you know,
just like, how does that work?
You know what, how's that?
How into the like numbers are you?
Like your own license plate, like, oh, I got a good one.
I like these set of numbers and letters.
Do you care about that?
Only 1%, but on my truck that I like,
like the first like big big nice car we ever bought
like this truck. Yeah, whatever. I spent some decent money like stretched a little bit and
my license plate was something something but then the letters were M E H was like meh.
I remember that. Yeah. And it was like, ah, I didn't really care. But then a few times
people commented on it. I was like, please stop commenting on my life. Just like, like, you know, I remember that it was like one,
three, four meh.
Yeah.
And I don't, I don't care.
But like also somebody did.
And so then it made me care one percent.
Rachel kind of cares about that stuff.
Even it's like, we'll go on walks and we'll look at houses.
And she's like, wow, look at that house.
Oh, dang.
I do not like their address though.
You know, their address is 2317. She's like, that one's at that house. Oh, dang, I do not like their address though. You know, their address is 2317.
She's like, mm, that one's not, that one's not good.
She very much likes getting into that.
So she was so excited for like license plate day.
It's like first day of school.
She's like, I can't wait to see what my new numbers are.
Like, I hope it's good.
You know, like you get like a 400, you know,
I'm trying to think like MMC, that's probably like really good.
You know?
But, uh,
Oh, there's a TV show where they're trying to like pick out lottery numbers and they're
like, what if we did something super rich?
Like, it's kind of like the same thing.
Like what if we did 27?
Like you wouldn't.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
So was she happy with her lines?
She thought it was pretty good.
She was pretty happy with her lines? She thought it was pretty good. She was pretty happy with it.
If I, I almost thought about like getting her a vanity plate
and not telling her and making it like just numbers
and letters she would really like.
I thought about it, but that DMV visit
was already really expensive
because I was a bit behind on stuff.
So I was like, we're not gonna do vanity plates.
You're like, it's another 35, no.
No, I can't.
But yeah, I just lied.
Are you allowed to make a vanity plate
look like a regular one?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know.
Can you do spaces in vanity plates?
Yeah, like vanity plate, wow, okay,
World's Royale Easter, what do you want?
One, two, three, A, B, C.
That's it, space in between, please.
Big Jackson Five fan.
I don't know.
I do, yeah, occasionally I'll see like a license plate just like 666.
I'm like no matter who you are like is that you just chill with that. Yeah.
I don't know. It's like if anyone would be like a little bit like I don't like
this very much. Yeah. Change it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be like
my license plate defines me a little too much. So please change it. Yeah. 666.
Meh. It's like hey I'm not scared of the devil.
Yeah. Um, yeah. Anyway, really in the license plates. Um,
recently is an MLU mediocre life update.
I got in trouble by Facebook for typing too fast for a password recovery.
Oh, congrats dude. It was like, what's your, he's like, you know,
entering your password and I entered it in and it's like,
literally it said, you're typing too fast.
Like, I don't know if it said you think you're a robot,
but it's like, we don't believe you.
And I was like, I've never seen that before.
I felt pretty cool.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I, one of Trey's friends, they were,
this is years ago, but they were at the casino
and they were doing so well on Blackjack
that they got kicked out.
And he was like like shake my hand
Yes, it's like thank you so much. I
It is such an honor to be kicked out by you. This is awesome. It's like a badge of honor
Yeah, it's like I'm too good at this. Thank you. Thank you for blackballing me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like yeah someday you're playing like a amateur pickleball tournament. They're like you got come on
Hey, no pros in this, no pros.
We see what you're doing, it's like, great, gladly.
If you can get that in writing,
and you honestly believe it, I will leave.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Anyway.
This has been a thing for a while,
I just looked it up, like seven years ago,
there's this like forum post,
I've been blocked from Facebook for being too fast.
The platform detected unusual activity for my account
You're one of the one of the few proud the time is I was I was working at the library
So I was using one of their computers. So it's like a foreign computer, but good keyboard. So they click clack nice click
nice click um
Yeah, a few more eating food to go is not enjoyable because you're just trying to finish
it before it spills. That's all I'm trying to do. That's why I don't enjoy it. I was
like eating in my car, I got Chick-fil-A biscuit or a egg white girl the other day. Let me
get the details correct. With pepper jack cheese instead of American cheese. It's way
better. And the whole time I was just like scarfing it down, not because I was so hungry or like whatever, but it was just like,
the longer I hold this here,
the more likely it is that it's going to fall on my shirt.
And so it's like eating while driving or just eating in your car.
Oh yeah. Eating while driving. Oh yeah. See, I don't think I would ever,
I get what you're saying and I I'm with you, but I would just never,
if there was risk of spillage, I just wouldn't drive. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I guess I'm just like, I understand what you're saying.
I was, I don't know if I was in a hurry,
but I was like, well, I got somewhere to go.
Let's eat this thing.
Yeah.
But I think that's why it is though for me.
It's like, I don't like that.
Like, you know, sometimes like on a road trip or something,
like, yeah, let's just eat.
Let's just eat while we drive.
And it's like, well, you have to bell pepper, sure.
But I don't want a burger in the car. Yeah, I can wait even a burger
It's okay. But like what if you never know how juicy it's gonna be like all of a sudden you think you got it all
And then like one little part of the foil is open and then it just dribbles a little bit. I don't know. Okay
Burgers, you do it
But like I'm just the whole time.
I'm just like, let's get this over with. Like, let's get this over with. Let's finish it.
Yeah. I really, my main thing from the tick bite that I miss is eating burgers in the
car because I could eat in the car. Now there's very few things I could eat in the car because
like anything from Chick-fil-A, I would need to dip. I'm going to need a second hand. I
can't eat and drive occasionally. I will. And just raw dog, a Chick-fil-A I would need to dip. I'm gonna need a secondhand. I can't eat and drive occasionally
I will and just raw dog a chick-fil-a sandwich. No sauce. Okay, just serious. Just you know, yeah just bread and
Yeah chicken and I got to be running pretty behind to do that. But for the most part, yeah
Yeah, got a good man. You got a good life. You don't understand how good you have it, bro
Eat a steak for me while you drive. Come on. Yeah
Anyway, I have more but let's's piggyback, or ping pong.
Let's go back to the...
Ping pong.
All right, I got permission to do a new segment.
Permission, Timon?
I say permission, but it's a three-person podcast now.
Your birthday.
Three-headed monster.
Granted, yes.
Thanks, Fluffy.
This segment is called,
a Friday customer sent us this photo of their kid
Do you think it's AI or not? Okay, and this is a segment
Anyone else is like welcome to like join in. I was gonna say I have one as well
All right, what do you think everyone get on YouTube or on Spotify right now look at this I don't know three-year-old
Is that a real thing or not?
I'm giving her two. I'm giving her two year old.
You know what, it's good that I don't know baby ages.
It is.
I think it's real.
I would not suspect AI looking at you.
I see what you're saying.
Like I think the lighting,
the sky looks a little too dark compared to her like in the business
Got some triceps on
What does this click but I don't
Like I think it's real but I but it does look a little like something's off a little bit
I'm trying to see anything that would make it not real. I'm trying to look at her
Her ball that she has the paddle ball kind of like a Tesla logo on it. I'm trying to look at her, her ball that she has, the paddle.
The ball kind of has like a Tesla logo on it. I don't know what that is.
That's just their last name is Thompson and they're Tom's son back in the day.
Um, she's got a cute boat. Does your thing,
maybe I'm just looking at something,
but I have a judge dot Emmy reviews on the top of her head. Okay.
Me too. I don't know what that's all about. I clicked on it.
It's an AI artifact. Oh, so is that, so is it AI? I don't know. What do you mean? It's an AI artifact. Gosh dang it.
I'm getting old. I'm getting old. So it turned off by. I clicked on the judge.me and it went to this thing.
I don't know guys. I clicked on it and it went to this this website I don't even know what an AI artifact is that it was just a bummer for both of us because it wasn't a joke that
Really was funny or made sense. I'm enjoying it. It was just like funny that you just didn't understand it like
Like the whole thing is that it was maybe AI
I know funny well, I was like, okay Jake already knows this I want to be right
I always want to be right. So I'm like, maybe it is AI. Maybe they already checked it
Yeah, they went to judge dot em So I'm like, maybe it is AI. Maybe they already checked it. Yeah.
They went to judge.me and, and they said like, this is AI.
No, I have no idea.
It's probably real.
Someone just said that yesterday
and we were all really befuddled
cause it's such a, just like,
it looks like a very strong child.
Someone looks off about it.
I think it's like the background looks a little bit
too fuzzy compared to the foreground or something. Like it's like, background looks a little bit too fuzzy compared to the foreground or something like it's like
It looks like they just took her and just dropped her in there like you're saying
Yeah, wait, cuz where's the Sun at like with the right side of her face be that shaded?
I guess it would I think the Sun's in the front of the truck
That's right. It does line up pretty well with like her shadow on the truck like bed door
If it's AI it's good AI but but also why does it look a little off?
I think it's real because, oh, I don't know.
That truck bed has a little thing in the back, but only one thing.
Why would AI put anything in there if it's just going to have one thing?
I don't know.
I don't know how AI stuff works.
But also it's a thing that you can't really tell what thing it is. We're just kind of an AI
type thing. Just a, I'm not going to say artifact because that kind of throws you off.
Yeah. Really clean bed back there too. Maybe that's this has been a successful
segment of a Friday customer sent me an image. It might be AI of their daughter.
Thank you for playing. Is that the only one we have? We don't have a time and you'll have any. Yeah. Do you guys have one in my nose?
I could look. I don't think so.
No, it was time. It's your birthday today. Yeah. You're 19. Yes, I am. Holy cow. 19 is
an interesting one. It doesn't feel like it's as significant as any of the other ones around
it. Yeah. But like, yeah, you're getting older. You gotta do 19 to get 20, right?
That's true.
So that's what they say.
That's what they say.
There's like the new Pope said that in his inauguration.
I see someone dug up footage of the Pope
at the World Series in 2005.
I don't know, like the top comment was,
we have weaponized autism because I think someone
has just like memorized every like White Sox game or something like hey
That's the Pope. I saw him. I know that yeah, I saw him in the stands at a game in 2005 and they were right
It's crazy. Well, that's the Pope. He's just like eating a hot dog at a baseball game
He's crazy ketchup and mustard or just must. Yeah
Yeah, man
Yeah, I'll I'll talk about it was Catherine's birthday slash mother's
day on the same day. So it was like my super bowl basically. Yeah. But I just realized
like we talked about what was the shortest intro ever. This has been the longest intro
ever. So we should probably roll the music. Happy Monday So yeah, it was her birthday slash Mother's Day, May 11th.
And it was like, I didn't do a great job.
I tried to do a good job, but like, I wish I were better.
And I felt it the whole day of like, Oh, I'm just stressed about this.
I tried to make it like Mother's Day was the morning. Her birthday was the afternoon.
That's nice. Yeah. And I tried to get ahead of it a little bit by like, I'm going to get her flowers,
but she's leave it. She left today with the kids for Texas. So I was like, I'm going to get her
flowers. I'm going to get them early. So that way we can get a few more days with them, get the most
amount of time with them rather than just like giving her gifts every hour for the whole day kind of thing. Like, you know, not truly, but yeah,
it was, it was, it was good, but it was also like, I felt really bad at the end of the
day. She's like, sorry, this day has been stressful on you. I was like, I'm sorry that
you know that it's been stressful on me. It was like growing up, like that was the one
day out of the year that like my mom was not in charge of anything. And so that's what I want to do for Hattie. Yeah, I'll do it
all. Sorry for Catherine. Like, yeah, I was like, you just rest, you do this, whatever.
And she's like, like, so it became like an inside joke of like, like she was breaking
down a cardboard box was like, oh, come on on your birthday, bring it out of car. And
it's an hour and it's Mother's Day. Yeah. Filling up her own water. Like, whoa. On your birthday, bring out a car. And it's an hour and it's Mother's Day.
You can't be doing that.
Yeah, filling up her own water.
Like, whoa, on your birthday, let me keep your water.
Oh, this day's ruined, you know?
But it was fun.
She's really low maintenance about everything.
But I just, I felt bad.
Cause I like, I made good ranchers chicken,
but I didn't season it very well.
And so it was just kind of bland.
Shoot.
She was nice about it.
Also like, you know, it was, it
was church that day. So we got home. So it was like, we need lunch until like two 45
because I was terrible at timing. I just told her, I was like, I can't believe you do this
every day. How do you, how in the world? I just, I think I just had more appreciation
for it than ever on mother's day. So, um, mother's day it's really, it's, it's for you.
It's for you to realize how much they do. Yeah, it's like, okay, this will help you
make every day Mother's Day kind of thing, you know?
Yeah.
She requested for dinner.
She's wanted to like get dinner to go.
And so she requested Five Guys, a burger.
Wow.
Yeah, didn't eat it in the car.
But Bo and I went and got it.
And Bo was obsessed with the idea of eating peanuts,
just unlimited peanuts.
Oh yeah, I get it.
You know, cause five guys,
it takes like 10, 15 minutes for them to make your food.
So we were just sitting there eating peanuts.
And I was like, you can throw them on the ground
if you want.
And then I realized later, I was like,
I don't know if five guys is the one
where you throw them on the ground.
I thought, wait, were there none on the ground already?
There were none on the ground,
but also we went kind of early.
So I was like, you started it?
No, I didn't.
He like put them in a, like one of those like containers, like that you can get for the peanuts. And then as we were leaving so I was like, you started it? No, I didn't. He put them in one of those containers
that you can get for the peanuts.
And then as we were leaving, I was like,
all right, let's go throw it away.
He's like, let's just throw it on the ground now.
And I was like, well, we don't need to just make a mess
just to make one.
They served us peanuts in China
while we were waiting for our nice meals.
Really?
And then I'm just making a mess on the table,
and they're like, it's all good.
And they just, a guy came over and just like swept it onto the floor interesting like right peanuts like we would have in America
Kind of unsalted but like but yeah like in the big shell crack them open. Yeah, of course their shell
They're not they're not doing anything. No. Yeah, they're gonna pigeon
Yeah, so anyway, I'm trying to you and I Kate or you and Rachel came over to hang out with us that night
Oh, that's right. We did fun had a little cake Rachel porch time. Whatever that cake was is nuts. Oh, yeah something from
Chantilly something from Whole Foods. Yeah, whoo. Hey, it's good. I don't know what Chantilly means, but I'll take two
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Anyway, there's not that much to say about it besides just,
yeah, just like I just appreciate Catherine more and more every time we have mother's
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This just reminded me I kind of talked about this on a correct opinions
But I I tried to call my mom for Mother's Day
Which she's kind of got the same thing Katherine does every now and then her birthday will fall on Mother's Day. So
Birthdays just a few days ago and then Mother's Day. I tried to call her in the afternoon
We're playing some phone tag all day. We finally get on the phone
At like
650 p.m. And we're having a good conversation
But unfortunately, I have agreed to be on a guy's
pickleball podcast at like seven oh five.
And so we get to the point of conversation where my mom is telling me like, it's kind
of crazy.
There's been like a, like a threat to the school tomorrow.
Like we're thinking about shutting the school down.
Kids are not coming to school.
Parents already complaining. There's rumors already all on Facebook.
Like, you know, we've got like an active shooter situation.
And I go, all right, that's great.
I got to hop on this pickleball podcast.
So happy Mother's Day.
Yeah.
Dinks and drinks need me, mom.
Sorry.
I'm exaggerating a little bit, but it was,
I was like, oh man, oh man.
I like, I have to, I guess I didn't have to go, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like.
But yeah, it was too bad.
Just like when we finally got on the phone,
it was like, shoot.
Shoot, I'm sorry.
Of course she probably understood, but like also like.
But so then like the next morning at like 11 a.m.
I'm like texting her like, hey, everything okay?
It's safe in the school.
I get a text back at like 9 p.m.
Yeah, all good.
Like sheesh, really made me wonder.
Just thumbs up, yeah.
No, she said it was insane.
Just like people, you know, calling all day
and just no one showing up, but it's all good.
I wonder how often, I feel like as a kid
I heard about that a lot, like threats and stuff.
Like wonder how often it still happens.
Just don't know about it.
They had one like a month ago
and my mom was saying, she's like, it's crazy.
She's like, there is nothing that the FBI
and Homeland Security can't find out about you.
Yeah.
Like I think the last time there was a threat,
this kid did it just like in a publicly available
music video so they knew exactly who it was.
But this time, like he just like made a music video
and the song was about exactly what
and who he was gonna do stuff to.
So he is still in jail from that.
And I think this time it was like an anonymous threat.
Well, they like tracked down the IP address and got him.
It's crazy.
Dude, that's awesome.
I know it is sweet.
Yeah, I was talking, the first year I went on a pheasant hunt
I was talking to a guy, I'll keep it all anonymous.
Keep it kind of generic just in case. He's a president
of this large foundation for this Christian football player. How about that? Got it. But
anyway, they do a lot of like stuff with, yeah, just like serious trafficking and stuff.
And it's like, they can, they can track, they can get to people in like five minutes. Really?
Yeah. It's like, it's like there's some threat in Dallas and there and you know, whatever it's like, we have people everywhere
that can like just, it's, it's kind of wild.
I like that.
It's, it's yeah.
It makes you feel safe in a lot of ways.
Like, okay, there's, there's people thinking about things.
Yeah.
Did I ever tell you, this is like the most interesting thing.
And so I feel like I've probably said it at some point,
either off or on the podcast.
Another guy on that trip was in the armed forces
back in the day, I don't know which branch or whatever.
Space force.
But he grew up, he's a missionary's kid,
so he grew up in Africa, spoke all these different languages,
so he was in the intelligence aspect of something,
some kind of spy thing or whatever.
And this guy's like 80 something years old now.
So like he was in this, in like the seventies.
And he's like, in the seventies, he's like,
we had technology that could tell you what words were on the,
like the book that you were reading in your house.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And I'm like, what?
So it's like, no way.
And I'll, how?
I completely believe this guy because he is who he like, he's a very reputable,
like good man.
So it's like, there's no way this guy is just like, oh, you know, hunting trip.
Like, let's just embellish some stories around the fellas.
He said in the privacy of your own home, if you're reading a book, who knows what it is?
Somebody in the, in the army. I don't know if it's
the army, but like, I don't know if it's army, Navy, probably not Coast Guard. Let's be honest.
Like they're not, they're not getting the best. Whatever, you know, I just don't even
see how it's the government. The seventies. I know that's what I'm saying, dude. And I
don't know. Maybe that's like, I shouldn't even say that out publicly.
I don't know. He told me, but it like blew my mind of like, okay, if that were, if it
was that advanced and maybe it wasn't, I mean, this guy was 80 years old. So I think he's,
it was probably the seventies, maybe the eighties, but still a long time ago.
You know what I'm imagining this guy talking like you remember in hacksaw Ridge, when they
show the actual Desmond Dawes interviews when he's really old
Yeah, that's what I imagine him talking like do you remember it? Yeah, you do the impression. No, not really very well. It's like super
It's just like there's nothing left I can't do it he's talked out like yeah, he's just no this guy was with it this guy was
I can't do it. He's talked out. Like, no, this guy was with it. This guy was,
cares. I love them. Anyway. Uh, that's cool. Just a cool dude. So, uh, just wild to think like, yeah, the FBI is all over it. Basically like, yeah, go ahead and make an anonymous tip about
something and see, see how anonymous it really is. Yeah. But about to be all up in your homeland.
Yeah. Uh, this pickleball podcast. No one's curious. Like, oh,
Is it Dink? Here's what I'll say. No, he's digging and driving.
Was it actually? Okay. Um, that's not a terrible name for a podcast. You drive to a pickleball
court and then you play, you just dink around while you talk. Yeah.
Very nice guy.
Really nice guy.
How nice? Interesting podcast though.
Okay, how nice versus interesting was the ratio?
He was really nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was great.
One on one?
There was another guy also who like zoomed in.
It was just like a little different than what I was used to.
Like he said, he like sent me a link.
It was like, hey, click this link around like 7.05. It was just like a little different than what I was used to. Like he said, he like sent me a link. It was like, hey, click this link around like 705.
So I was like, okay.
And I clicked the link.
And then like, it's just like a zoom.
And I kind of just like kept waiting for him to say like,
all right, we're going to like start recording.
And then he never did.
So I was like, oh, I guess that whole thing was the podcast.
Like when I clicked the link, I was on.
He was already recording.
The podcast.
Yeah.
And it was fine.
There was just, just kind of funny,
just like a lack of maybe just like research done beforehand.
It was kind of funny.
He asked me if I'm involved in the YouTube channel.
Afterwards, he sent me a follow-up text and said,
I can't believe you don't have a podcast.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, just like pretty-
Those are hard things to find.
Yeah, like it would take a bit to a big
You're pretty private guy. It makes sense that
Okay, I mean you'd have to look up you want your you have to be in the FBI or something like yeah
You have to have Instagram to be able to know that yeah smart phones are or you five grand these days or Facebook
Or tick-tock
Or Google yeah, yeah, but it, that's funny. It was fun. I think we still had a good time though. I mean,
he asked me, he was, because I had texted him beforehand, like, hey, I'm coming on this to talk about a new paddle, but we don't have to talk about the paddle for 20 straight minutes. I was like, I'm a stand up comedian, I've been on Ellen,
I've been, we can talk about whatever.
And so he kind of just went off the list.
He's like, so you're a comedian.
So we talked about that for a little bit.
He's like, so you've been on Ellen.
I gotta say, I'm not the biggest Ellen fan.
I was like, I know, it used to be more fun
to say you're on Ellen.
It's like saying I was on the Cosby show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he didn't say.
I was like, maybe I shouldn't have said that.
So I was like, well, I need to, I just need to be funnier.
And so I said, it's like,
it's like saying I have a Justin Tucker jersey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like saying like I'm a Deshaun Watson guy.
Mm-hmm, yeah, I was like, oh, he doesn't,
I need to just go harder.
Yeah, it's like having an Aaron Hernandez jersey.
It's like wearing a turban in an airport.
He did not like it. Nothing, okay, let me try okay, it's like
It's like we're in Kanye merch and Auschwitz yeah
Right
Nothing
So you show you show a podcast on your own millimeters.
Plenty of touch, plenty of control.
Yeah. Extra layer around it was that something got layers.
Dwell time dwell dwells. Oh, it dwells. Yeah. Yeah.
I learned about some pickleball.
Dwell on that. Sean Watson comment a little too long.
But we had fun. Yeah, we had fun.
We got to play some pickleball together against each other.
Yeah, I mean, like together.
What do you consider together time?
And like same room, same court, same court.
Yeah, together, together, together.
I'll allow it.
Jake, all right.
Me.
Let's talk about Wednesday.
OK, we got to do short pots because time has got freaking birthday tax pro marketer, whatever he's making up. I know he's going talk about Wednesday. Okay. So we gotta do short pots
because Timon's got freaking birthday tax pro marketer,
whatever he's making up.
I know he's going to Chuck E. Cheese.
Yeah, good try, Timon.
Yeah.
Okay, so you want to wrap it up?
Somewhat.
Yeah, great.
I don't know either.
Hey, comment in the chat,
would you rather have like two similarly length
episodes or like one longer one on Monday and like Wednesday be like 35 minutes. I'm trying to see
what people are saying here. Okay. Caleb Sullivan says, I don't care. Love it either way. Okay.
Matty Deterli just, I can't repeat that. Elizabeth Virgil is just yeah trashing us about Kansas City sports versus Denver
sports. Oh, Knack Baxter's back. Well, which Knack Baxter? I don't know. Let's just not
let's just disregard that. So yeah, I think we should do whatever we want.
Okay. So, oh, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna save it. Okay. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say more stuff.
Great. We'll do it. I got plenty stuff for Wednesday
I want to quiz you got we'll talk about our time together chicken. Yeah. I want to quiz you guys
Actually, I'm gonna also gonna be quizzing her myself. Have you seen this new trend guys couples are doing it where they make a slideshow of
Things that the other gender shouldn't know about and we've seen this no, but I love that
I have like battle the sexes that game back in the day a little bit like that. Yeah, but I love that. I don't think I have. Like Battle of the Sexes, that game back in the day. A little bit like that, yeah.
It's just essentially that.
Okay.
That's fun.
And I feel like I only get fed the guy quizzing the girl
and Rachel's like, oh, I only get the girls quizzing the guy.
So it's like, write down for me some of the stuff
the guys are getting quizzed on
and we'll just talk about it on the podcast.
Fun.
And the first one, I mean, everyone, she, whatever.
I'm already getting into it.
Same on Wednesday.
Come on. Come on. Come on. All right, for Brooklyn, I mean, everyone, she, whatever. I'm already getting into it. Say it on Wednesday.
Come on, come on.
All right, for Brooklyn, I just moved in.
What do you want me to say here, huh?
What's that?
Walk in here.
So, all right, where are we at as far as,
I think there's a chance our review of the week
could be the jingle of the week.
Remind me what you're talking about.
I think Matty Deterly wrote a Backstreet Boys jingle.
Holy cow.
Yes, let's do it.
So we can do our reviews
and then Time will do his review via song.
Or you via song.
Yeah, why is it always gotta be Timon now?
Timon, Timon, Timon.
I just saw it.
Wonder Boy Timon, Birthday Boy Timon.
I got in the habit when Matty writes a jingle,
I feel like it's for Tim timing, but you're right.
This is, this is us. Let me, Oh, you, Oh, two different shows.
Let me see. Brad, feel free to take it away. All right. Time together. We'll do it. Okay.
It's your birthday. With that being said, I don't have a review pulled up, but I'm on my way.
I have pulled up. Um, let's see. I don't have it pulled up. I'm looking at one now. All right,
let's see. Hold on. I don't have it. All right. I don't have it. Whoa. What is this? All right.
I've got one. All right. Is this AI? It says judge.me. What is that artifact? I've got a review.
I'll let Brad figure out whatever you say to do. Um, Kidder. Kidder 20 said five stars. This podcast is awesome. I
audibly laugh out loud constantly. I started at random and had to go back and listen to all the
episodes. So that's it. Thank you, Kidder. And let us know if you laughed out loud this episode.
I think when we said so far we got to pee pee prison.
That's a good one. It's what a laugh out loud at episodes sometimes
Um, I have to one of them is a two-star review says below average loud annoying
It's an actual review we got loud annoying. I wonder if they're talking about you me or
Me. Did we actually get to serve you? Yeah, frickin
Yeah, dang we did on Monday
This could is this about nom Did we actually get two star review? Yeah, fricking, yeah. Dang, we did on Monday.
Is this about NOM? Probably, probably, probably.
That actually took us down.
We used to have a five star rating out of five
and now we're 4.9.
4.9, so if you're out there and you're like,
I'll show them.
Hey, whoever you are, r3 s s 7, first of all.
Don't say their name.
You never say their name.
You never say their name.
Don't say their first and name. Notoriety.
Don't give the two star reviewers. Yeah. What can we do? They're probably not even listening anymore.
Just get us a four star. Well, we can just talk quieter. You're sorry. All right. My review is
from Kidder 20. Uh, this podcast is awesome. I audibly laugh out loud constantly. I started
out at random and had to go back and listen to all the episodes five stars stars times a billion five star view
Tyman Tyman are you connected to Bluetooth? I am all right, but I'm down to let you lead the way in this
Okay, I might not know this as well as I hope I do you but I can like you'll do chorus
I'll do yeah, you repeat. Yeah, we'll all chorus. I'll do, I'll do, you repeat.
Great.
I'll listen,
I'll listen,
I'll listen,
they're not listening.
You could do the,
I'll listen.
I'll clap at the third chorus.
Is there a rap part?
Is there a part where they just talk?
You could do that.
Does NF do a thing for this?
Is NF on this one?
Yeah.
Is this NF one?
All right.
All right, here we go.
Come on. You've got to time your here you goes better.
I know.
Here we go.
All right.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it.
Yeah.
Right here, Tom?
Nada. Not a home fire smelling the dryer review
Where I gave five stars the right way
My fans is too far apart It does hurt my heart
Christmas Day Not in Kentucky
Tell me why my landlord gave me heartache Tell me why spend Christmas with Rat and Jake
Tell me why for the fifth time I'll hear you say
Five stars the Rat way
Not a A
Homebuyer smelling the dryer
Yes I love Brad and Jake
But I got dead ready
And tell me why
My landlord gave me heartache
And tell me why Spent Christmas with Brad and Jake
Oh, tell me why
For the sixth time I'll hear you say
Five stars the rad way
My lord can see that I'm falling apart
From the way that his dryer stinks yeah but thanks to a
Christian while I'm at my low he snaked out the rad for me home buyer, Brad in the dryer.
Five stars, five stars, five stars, five stars.
So many times you'll say my landlord gave me a hard A.
It's been Christmas with Brad and Jay. I forget what key it is. I spent Christmas with Brad and Jay
Tell me why
For the tenth time I'll hear you say
I got dead-raded
Tell me why
My little landlord, Brad and Jay
Tell me why, for the tenth time I'll hear you say
I got dead righted
By Devin in Farland
It's Devin in Nelson, but that's good too
Oh man.
That was all time. That's a great song.
It's so funny.
Five stars the rat way.
It's so funny.
Thank you, Matty D.
So good.
How'd you guys feel about it?
I loved it.
We lost a little bit at times.
Yeah, it really threw me off.
I was like, I don't remember the melody anymore. I was like, what am I doing here?
Like, I think you were like in key, but like-
I don't know.
It was like kind of weird.
A key that worked?
Yeah.
Well, I liked it.
I don't know anything you guys are talking about.
I like when you start growling
and I like when you do that thing you do.
You know what I'm talking about.
Getting just a little tinge of a sore throat this morning.
You want some Levo?
Is that, what is-
It's his hoarseness. Yeah. Okay. Give me some horse
let me get rid of the horse. Lead a horse to water. Can't make him drink. Right. Thank you.
Maddie Dieterle. The greater like she's talking about that review that we read last week.
That's what it's about. Yeah. Last week's review of the week. Yeah. So interesting.
So funny. Dead rats, crazy.
Well, that's an episode.
That's an episode.
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