Ghostrunners - 441 - Amusement Park Church

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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Yesterday I was pulling out of my driveway and your kids were, they were on it. They, they saw me pulling out. And so they're running out of the house. They're running out of the door and they're all waving. They wave like I'm their grandma. They'll never see again. Yeah. See you later.

I can't believe it. Yeah. Yeah. They're always so excited. I roll down my window and it just like, it's like a bird of, a nest of like little birds all just chirping, but it's just three different, Mr. J, Mr. J, Mr. J. It's just all these little, it's just the cutest thing and they're all waving all different heights.

And so it was just fun. You know, it's like, no matter how long I sit at the stop sign, it's like, it feels like, like they're gonna wait longer than I will. Like even if I just keep waving, they're waving back. I'm like, I don't know how long they'd be willing to do this. And eventually I turn.

Well, I talked to Catherine last night and she said, she saw them go outside and Rosie came back inside. It was balling. Dude was so, so distraught, man. It kind of was like, what's the matter? You're like, Mr. Jake turned the wrong way. He turned the wrong way. It turned the wrong way.

Yeah, dude. It was just so sad. Oh, just because first Rachel went backed out and went the other way. Yes, we were both leaving. She was going to lifetime. I was going to pickleball. Yes. And then you pull out and we're like, Oh, Mr. Jake's coming our way. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. You turn. Yeah, it was probably a solid minute

of you just sitting there, like just waving back and forth. And then, yeah, she was so sad, man. Because I still went her direction, but it's like I didn't turn into your driveway, I guess, basically. I didn't really give the house a full drive-through. No, you gotta know that next time, Jake.

I went towards Prairie Village. Yeah, I had no idea what I did to her. I was like, what a fun interaction. Meanwhile, you gotta know that next time, Jake. I went towards Prairie Village. Yeah, I had no idea what I did to her. I was like, that was, what a fun interaction. Meanwhile, she's just bawling her eyes out. It went the wrong way. I almost pulled out my phone and was like, all right, let's take a video of this. So yeah, that night at dinner, you know,

all right, let's sit down and pray. Deca, we are here, oh, take video, Jake,E The right way to hide Popcorn Addie Uh-uh-oh Ooh-I-Ooh-I think this tight-beat means that it's going down With some random thoughts and white meat too Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat

So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead Get on your feet, cause this is Ghost from the Spark House Ghost from the Sparkad. It is so fun. Like the kids do truly love when you, yeah. When they see you guys, it is like a, it's like celebrity siding or something. Like Rosie's always wanting to go over there. Hattie talked yesterday, we got Hattie, uh, her, she was growing too big for her bikes. We bought her a new one on marketplace and she's like, Ms. Rachel's talked

about how we could go over to her front window cause it doesn't have a screen on it and it could be like a drive through and we've never done that. Can I do that sometime with my bike? You know, like they're always scheming stuff with Jake and Rachel, so. You come over there and I could dig up where they dumped those rats a while ago. I don't know. Yeah, we could do a scavenger hunt. Chad GPT could ride it for us.

Yeah. They always call that one area of our backyard the ship, I think. Oh yeah. Like when it says stairs down to the basement. Yep, yep. The ship. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the thing. Like, your house is, like, there's like a mystique to it because you have stairs from your garage. Ooh, different, you know. Someone cut down a tree before we moved in here. So there's just like a big stump. They love the stump. Oh yeah, the stump.

Stand on the stump. Great stump. Like stand on the stump. Yeah, for a while you had that bird house. Is that still around? I think it fell off and like broke. Disintegrated basically. Yeah, for a while you had that bird house. Is that still around? I think it fell off and like broke. Disintegrated basically. Yeah, it's mush now.

So that is fun though. Yeah, fun to have them. Put stuff in there. It's one of those things where it's like, the kids are getting in bad habits of like just standing up at dinner, like just moving around or whatever. And often Bo will be like, well, I'm just going to the bathroom.

And I'm like, okay, fine, go to the bathroom. But it's like, I gotta use my pants. But like, no matter what, the rules are broken. No problem if we see Mr. Jake or Ms. Rachel. Go, go, go. Everyone get, yeah, sure, of course, get out there. Yeah. That's what it was, you guys were eating dinner

and then like both cars are pulling out of the driveway. All systems are go,con 20 go go go And so Rosie sees Rachel first gets really excited and Katherine goes They're gonna think we're the creepiest neighbors always staring at him And we're not of course like as soon as Rachel like opens the door I think she was taking out the trash first or something like that's nice And so because I didn't see it Katherine could see everything she's like, yeah, take out the trash. Yeah, she saw yeah, yeah, whatever It's good times man. Observe it. Catherine could see everything. And she's like, yeah, she take out the chat. Yeah, she saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. But it's good times, man. Observe it. Yeah. Kids are fun.

Yeah. Rosie's in a big like just crying. Like, I don't know, just in a phase of that. Like people always talk about the terrible twos. Dude, I think it's three and four. That's way harder than two. Like it's more emotional. It's more like erratic. Yeah, dude.

And to be fair, like I've reacted strongly to this, but you would have to. I don't know where the other day we were having the under is over for dinner. And so we're cleaning up the house. You know, Catherine lights a candle, all the classic things you do. And Rosie comes out of her room for a nap and we can like hear her open her door or whatever. And then all of a sudden I hear Bogo Rosie, Rosie's carrying a candle. And she just has a candle walking down the, walking down the hallway with this candle. It's like one of those that has like three wicks on it.

So it's got all this fire. She's like, maybe we do a chant. So Mr. J comes the right way next time. And I, of course I'm like, Rosie, no, give me that. Like, I kind of like freak out at her. Then she just starts bawling. Yeah. I'm like, I just didn't want you to get hurt.

Like you could really hurt yourself on that. You need to do like a demonstration in the yard of like how dangerous fire is like a bonfire basically. Yeah. Yeah. So throw them in it. Yeah. Just you feel that.

Yeah. The other day she was really close to touching this like pan that had just come out of the oven. And so Catherine had to kind of like yell, yell in like a alarming way, not in like, I was yelling like, touch it, see what happens. I not with burns, but I am, I'm kind of a, that's kind of my parenting of like, Hey, they'll learn if it's really that big of a deal. I mean, of course big that way. Like if it hurts him, I'll stop. Yeah, of course there's extremes to it. It's like, I don't

want them to break their arm, but like, yeah, if they, yeah, whatever, like find the balance of like, let them, let them push the boundaries a little bit on some of this stuff. I don't think we ever did training wheels for me. My dad would just like figure it out on the bike. The boy will learn. Yeah, he'll be fine. The boy has balance. Let them learn. Well, they have these new, have you seen the balance bikes? I've heard that so many times. I don't even know how to imagine what it is. Just imagine a small like miniature bike with no magnets. No, gravitation. Okay. Well, you go.

I don't know. I don't know how it works. Uh, there's no pedals on it. Oh, just feet feet on ground. Yeah. It's short enough where they can like push off with their feet and then they just push that or hold their feet up and it balances. And enough where they can like push off with their feet and then they just push that or hold their feet Up and it balances and then when they start like falling they just put their foot down That's kind of nice. And so then they learn how to balance and Then they're always never too far away from put the feet on the ground. They were too far balanced bike So you guys seen those backwards bikes like where they're like re-engineered

So if you if you like turn left that we will go right and they're like re-engineered. So if you like turn left, then we will go right. And they're impossible to ride. I think Jake, you've talked about like when you have kids, like you want to just like, I think one of your kids should learn on a backwards bike. I just think that'd be kind of fun. What's the point of doing this? Oh, no, it'd be terribly inconvenient, but it'd just be like, I've just like,

I've tried to ride one before that someone like made one and it's just impossible You get like three feet and you fall you like it you feel so dumb that messes with my brain You're thinking about it. Yeah, it's like any little wobble think that oh if I'm leaning right or if I'm leaning right I'll just like turn the wheel right so I can go left, but it's so innate like yeah, you're bouncing on a real bike Yeah, it's tough. I googled backwards bikes. That's a lot of guys sitting on the handles. Okay holding the seat. Maybe that's there's not like a name I don't think they're that like popular. I feel like smarter every day at like a video on him one time But you're a fixies. No. Oh, yeah, we should get our dog fixies

Did you guys have a lot of fixies at SBU? No, I don't know what that is. We had a dog that we yeah We took that thing to the vet. It was like, they call it a fixed gear bike. And so you had to pedal the entire time or it would stop moving. It sounds like torture. It 100% it sounds... Horrible fixies.

And so like, if you're going down a hill, you have to continuously pedal. Or it would just automatic brake. It's like an electric car. Yeah, it is. One pedal driving. Yeah. So it was like a big hipster, like if you're really

into bikes, you have a fixie. Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't heard about that. You really hate yourself, you have a fixie. Yeah. I don't think anybody's rocking the fixies anymore. But that's what we call them, at least at K-State. But yeah, the people that were like really into coffee shops really into the bike Places like yeah, I'm fixie. Really. Yeah, they had those like beanies that didn't go over their ears, you know

they just looked they were like like they'd wear like Cold weather gear all year round like they're wearing a jean jackets Like you don't want to wear a jean jacket. You like chill. Come on man. Nice try But yeah, I thought about like, maybe, yeah, like my future kid, like every other day they ride a different bike. It's like, you can like do both somehow. Like, I feel like that might work.

Or just gaslight them and like, why can't you do this anymore? It's the same bike, paint them the exact same. Yeah, that's wild. So who's, you have a friend that has one? I think it was some like, I wanna say I was visiting, like we were at some different church somewhere. It was like a Sunday school object lesson of some kind.

Oh, yeah. I'm just like, I don't remember what the lesson was, but I remember it being impossible. He was like, I will give you a hundred dollars. He like stood 10 feet away. I'll give you like, you get a hundred bucks if you like reach me. Really? Nobody could. I mean, there was no chance.

Really? Yeah. It seems, it's one of those things. It seems so much easier than like, I'll give you like you get a hundred bucks if you like reach me really nobody could I mean there is no chance really yeah It seems it's one of those things it seems so much easier than like you know you'd think it sounds hard But it's like you don't think it's that hard until you get on there. I'm a solution You can't even stay up at all okay close your eyes not only do you close your eyes? No, I think you're why your eyes open cross your arms But like still orient them in the right way Okay, and try like trick yourself that way Yeah, but it's about turning right? That's the thing so like when you go to turn. Okay, like this way you think

Yeah, you'd somehow be able to like trick your body and think I see that it's the story gonna work I would need to be looking You need a series of mirrors You gotta go mirror. You need a series of mirrors. You gotta go mirrors. You need a series of mirrors. It always comes back to the mirrors. It's always the mirrors. Yeah.

Maze of mirrors. That's interesting. Yeah. Speaking of maze of mirrors, I got a little time in Branson this weekend, you know, amongst all the other Canock Huck stuff. And Ted Cunningham, the guy I performed with in South Dakota a few months ago,

he's a pastor at Church of Branson. So I was like, oh, we should go see, I texted him, he's preaching, great. I did not know this. Woodland Hills Church in Branson is an old amusement park. Celebration City. You knew this? Yeah.

Because I knew Celebration City back in the day. Oh really? I didn't know it was a church now. Yeah, I only know that because some of my friends go there now. Yeah. Oh yeah, okay, so tell me, what does that mean though? I know that it was like, I only know that because some of my friends go there now. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay.

So tell me what does that mean though? I know that it was like, I know they own the property and that's where the church is, but like, is there still amusement park looking things? Not like roller coaster type things. Like I think the parking lot is where their big roller coaster was. There's still kind of some areas where I think they had a go-kart track or something, but it's kind of blocked off. Okay. there's still kind of some areas where I think they had a go-kart track or something, but it's kind of blocked off. Basically, it just feels like

really well constructed, like indoor outdoor hybrid church, like, okay, like you're just if you're just dropped in there, love it, you would like know you're at a music park. This is like the way it's themed and like all these just little different buildings and so there's like a main like sanctuary area, but that only holds 500 people. And there's all like outdoor area where that holds another like 500 people. And then they've got this like coffee shop, which that holds another 30 people. So they've got all these overflowers, then they got this chapel. And so it just like, it all looks really, really nice while also not looking like any church you've ever seen. Yeah. Interesting. Cause you just like see paths like on the way to a roller coaster, maybe. Okay. Cause

is it true? I think Celebration City was owned by the same people as Hershey's. Yeah. But that one didn't last for whatever reason. Or what I remember yet only it was around like three years. Cause I, yeah, I lived there during that whole time and it was like, just kind of like a budget theme park. And I think that just never took off. I don't know. Oh interesting. So it was like it didn't have that much lower and smaller version. So you never went? Okay. Never went. Interesting. Three years. That's crazy. Yeah only three years. Yeah that that okay so you went and checked it out and it was cool. Yeah. Anyone at Branson go to Boerlin Hills, yeah, just kind of fun. I know.

The environment. I think it's Natalie Calvert. Somebody, I think, yeah, pretty sure. Her church like meets in like an old, like building that used to be a show theater as well. Maybe that place you guys went, the mansion thing. Maybe. I wonder if that's like kind of a thing

in like Vegas as well. Like, you know, having church in like weird buildings. Like, yeah, see, freedom Roy, they said your Tigers over here. Right. You can have church here now. Like in the suburbs, it's like the equivalent of like a planet fitness moving into where a Best Buy used to be. Yeah.

Like, or even just the church by us, Christ community. They're like, they share a wall with planet fitness. I think. Exactly. Yeah. It's like in a strip mall kind of. Yeah, it's wonky. Yeah. But it works out. It's probably a good deal. Good. Probably. But it was fun. Saw a bunch of people again and whatnot. Ted introduced me to one guy. He's like, Hey, the two comedians, you guys got to meet. So I met this

guy, he's an older guy. And I was like, Oh, you do stand up as well? Yeah, a little bit. And Ted was like, his best thing, he does an Otis impersonation. Otis being the character from the Andy Griffith show. Oh, I knew who you're talking about. Yeah. I love Otis. So I think I remember Otis. Otis, yeah. It's just so Branson that they would have

an Otis impersonator there. But he, Otis is like the town drunk who would like throw himself in jail whenever he had too much to drink. have an Otis impersonator there. But he, Otis is like the town drunk who would like throw himself in jail whenever he had too much to drink. It's I didn't get to see his Otis impersonation, but I bet he nails it. Really?

Yeah. It just doesn't, like, how much longer is that in person? I guess for his lifespan, it'll be all right. Like it'll be relative. And how long does the impersonation even last? Can you go past 30 seconds of this? It's just, I like a Gomer pile. I think that's a good Gomer would be fun. Yeah. All of me. Fun. I'd go see an amp B

impersonator, man. Gomer. You were big on Andy Griffith over. Oh yeah. We watched a ton of you watch. I love Lucy. No, she's Andy Griffith. Okay. I love Lucy Lucy man. It holds up. It's so good Does it actually I've like never seen a single episode I had never until like until we had kids and then really and Hattie and Bo but Hattie specifically Sometimes like we'll be on a road trip and they'll be having their wireless headphones watching it on the screen and she'll just laugh So I laugh like truly Hiccup laughing so yeah I love the any group of show Don Nuts you know there's Goober

and Gomer Thelma Lou remember her no oh goober was kind of Gomez replacement yeah doesn't quite capture Gomer's yeah Yeah, they weren't there at the same time. Gubber was kind of... because Gomer has his own show. I remember watching that. Good for Gomer. You watched that? I think it's called Gomer Pyle. Oh, Gomer Pyle. He was his brother or something? Oh, wow. Did you ever watch the sequel series, Mayberry RFD?

I didn't. We would only watch the black and white episodes, because Barney wasn't in the color episodes. And then, yeah, Thelma Lou has gone. Helen's around. Yeah, Helen. You can't replace a Thelma Lou. Yeah. Wait, I don't.

You guys are talking about all these people. Go look up Thelma Lou in 1948. Tell me you. Thelma Lou's a heartthrob. Yeah. Beauty. Yeah, our kids love all the Don Knot movies. You ever seen any of those? No, there's one called shaky his gun in the West Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah

What other ones? Hi, is he herby? I don't think he's herby. He's a What else is I care? Oh the ball. No, not the ball numbers the bald I can't remember. Oh, the, um, bald, no, not the bald. Not the bald. So I'm bottom Don Knotts movie. Let's see. I think there's an app. There's a Don Knotts movie with like something about Apple. ER or ERS Pleasantville.

Is that it? No, that's the last toby McGuire. I want to say small bill. Sorry. People that know the answer and that we're struggling to find. I remember seeing an, uh, Don Knotts movie. Apple dumpling gang. That's what I was thinking of. That's not what that's not the ERS at all. But Apple Dumpling Gang. They have Apple Dumpling Gang rides again. Oh, he isn't Herbie or Herbie Monte Carlo. Don Knotts did some things. Good for him. Good for Don. I think I saw him one time live at the new theater restaurant in Kansas City. You ever heard of that? No. You get to eat while you watch it. It's like a high-end dinner.

And you get to watch. That's fun. Saw who live? Don Nutz. Fun. Yeah, they always have like one person in the show who's like kind of randomly like was really popular a while back.

Like same with Alan Alda, the guy from MASH. He was on there for a while. Pretty fun. Pretty good. We went to a movie theater this weekend where you like eat. Why was it like the movie? Alamo Drafthouse. We went and saw Friendship.

You heard of that? I wanna see this. We got an Alamo Drafthouse. It was funny. This is Springfield. But I thought Kansas City did have one. We used to and I was like, did it come back? Maybe it went away. What'd you see, Friends I was like, did it come back? May have went away.

What'd you see, friendship? Yeah, Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd. Oh, fun? I thought it was funny. Yeah, I don't, is it like, I think you can leave, or you should leave movie style kinda? I would say it's not as weird as those are, definitely not as weird as those are,

but still like Tim Robinson being the majority of the comedy. Okay. So I liked it, and especially for a movie that I haven't heard a single person talk about, you know, you're kind of like, is this gonna be any good at all? I've been seeing some people I've found letterboxed,

like rating it high. Really? It's like one of the funniest comedies they've seen. Okay, cool, yeah, I mean, I thought it was funny. Black comedy, black comedy film, you can get away with calling it black comedy these days. How's that work? I don't know what makes it black comedy. I think it's like dark humor. Oh actually yeah, huh? What else is black dark zombie land?

Black comedy maybe really I don't know that's probably the worst example of it. Let's see if we could find black Understand dark humor. Tropic Thunder I don't know if I fully understand dark humor. Tropic Thunder. Dark, dark. Robert Downey Jr. Was dark. See, I look up black comedy movies and it's just major pain. Friday, Friday after next.

I don't know. Anyway. Black comedy, dark comedy. Anyway, yeah, if you like. Laughing, maybe get into it a little like know what you're getting into. Watch a couple Tim Robbins and stuff and see if you like him and then go watch it. OK. Black comedy also knows black humor is a genre that employs disturbing or morbid subjects as a basis for humor, often addressing themes like disease, violence, war or death.

Oh, wow. I don't remember anything morbid happening in the show. OK. I don't know. morbid happening in the show. Okay. I don't know. I it was Wikipedia told me it was black comedy. Okay. Wow. Well, either way, I would like see it again.

I think that's how much I enjoyed it. Did you get some food? That's what I want to know about. Oh, yes. I was there. How was it? Yeah. The movie was good.

It was fun. I got like a chicken Caesar wrap. It was like pre like split into two, one of them fully wrapped great. The other one had like unwrapped by the time it got to me. It was just like a salad with some bread near it. But I got a Coke Zero splurged. Oh, Rachel, I split one. Oh, it's the weekend.

Come on for the troops. That's what I'm talking about. So good. Do they still have like the pieces of paper you write your stuff on or they? Yeah. OK. Yeah. Old school. You press the button if you need something like you're on an airplane. I love that. I love, I love that whole experience.

Like you talking about it. I honestly, there's just not enough movies that I want to go see. I would love to do that. That's the thing we were looking for something to do, especially when I was at brain cells, like let's go to an IMAX and it was like, man, there is nothing. It's a mission possible 12. Unless you like superhero movies or action movies. Like there's not any like even then like I like I would settle for that over like

What's mostly I mean, it's always just like some like because I love seeing movies, but there's never anything People are saying that new new new superhero ones good. What's it called? Spider-man Thunderbolts Thunderbolts. I saw Thunderbolts fire. Yeah, people are saying it's good. Yeah, it was good like I It just is that it feels like it's always just like some what the world is low budget. I know I was or is this a I think that's why it's it's flopping cuz it was like what is this? It's like Avengers adjacent But it's like comic book themed. Yeah, I'm from no one knows what that is black humor Yeah, you went salt. Oh, yeah twice actually cuz I was it's the only man I just like with different friends. It's fun. If you want to go see friendship

If you want to go see friendship, I'll see it again Go see for this funny. Okay Marvel's like kind of a running joke in that. He's never seen Marvel movies And he's like no spoilers on the Marvel stuff. This is a spoiler free zone That's great we could go see that new Marvel movie. I heard it's supposed to be nuts Yeah, okay, I'll go see it if we can go see it one of those cool theaters that has food That's my only it's gonna chicken wrap. I'll be there. Yep. Go to Springfield Campbell Road. Let's go Springfield All right, Springfield's all right place Springfield. Yeah, it's like a go see friendship then go to David and site and sound. Oh They're like basically the same show I think though. Yep. Yeah, it's true. Can be you go see my parents

We stay with them Sunday. Uh-huh. And It's kind of fun, it rained so much, their basement flooded, it was in the process of flooding. Ironically, their well went out. So they didn't have any water where you want it. They had water in the basement. So we were with them for about 24 hours and just the pump and the well went out.

But it lasted 24 years, so. That's pretty good. You feel like these days, the way they're making pump well pumps. Don't get me started. I mean, 24 years is a miracle. Yeah, who's your well pump guy? Yeah, what kind of WP?

Ask my wife. Yeah, I don't know, she deals with the well pumps. Um. So is that like all your water? Like, what does that mean? Dude, it's kind of confusing because there is a there's if you go down to the basement into this little section where like our sump pump is there's a sump pump and it's still flooding. Oh yeah. That's a bummer. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Bummer for my parents.

Yeah. So that house would it's not the rainy. Okay. Yeah. Bummer for my parents. Yeah, I saw that house, it's not the rainy season, I guess. There is a button connected to the well somehow. My dad described it as the reset button. So he's like, after you flush the toilet, go press the reset button. And so there's some, I don't know how it works exactly. The pump is broken, but it can get just barely enough water

to fill the tank of like a toilet somehow. Cause like nothing comes out of the sink, nothing's out of the shower. But it can like somewhat fill the toilet tank. It's kind of like when you have a little bit more water in the hose. Then the sink would work. Yeah, nothing out of the sink.

But you could kind of flush the toilet. So you guys didn't have running water? Yes, correct. Oh, wow. Monday, Memorial Day, we went over back to Angie and John's, my uncle's house, and all we let them have it. My dad showered. I took a couple dumps, you know, just to make sure I'm good for a while.

You know? Yeah. No, but that was nice to have water. That's crazy that it, yeah, flood it. It floods all the time. Yeah, they, yeah. It's a bummer. It's a finished basement, isn't it?

Yeah. It's got like all my grandma's stuff in it. Oh, it's gotta elevate everything. Yeah, yeah, my dad's got pool balls holding up the carpet. It's a real feat of engineering down there. He like, he like has the process down though. He is, he's like trying to, he's like, I ain't gonna patent what I'm doing

With this with this towel down there. It's just the way he folds it. He's really you guys gotta come see this He's a learned. Yeah, he's got it. Yeah. Oh Man, we've had our basement flood, but we just realized it was so easily avoidable the drain That's like at the bottom of the walk in me like a walk-in basement There was just like a cardboard box over it that just like fully plugged it. And it was just like, yeah, the whole basement was wet. That was too bad.

Man, no fun. They had their like, my parents had their like fireplace worked on a couple years ago, and ever since then the basement floods a lot. So they think the guy who worked on the fireplace did something to where now water can get in, because it's like not even coming from the outside.

It's like, it's coming from inside the house. Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know enough about that stuff, but like foundation issues or something. Foundation issues? Foundation, some pump, water pump. Well pumped. Seal, the gasket on the seal.

Yeah, the rotor, router. The cardboard on the, on the valve. So that's a bummer, dude. I talked to you about this earlier this week because we were both at lifetime together. We've been at lifetime together a few times. I keep seeing you. I keep seeing Isaac. Yeah, we're about to get Scott there, I think. Dude, I texted Scott yesterday.

I was like, hey, let's meet at like Homestead. We're going to shoot this in this video. And Isaac had a suggestion. Parentheses I just ran into him a lifetime. Parentheses daily occurrence. Parentheses user joined. He's like, I just ran into him in my lifetime, daily occurrence, user join. And he's like, I'm thinking about it. It's amazing.

And granted, I wasn't recruiting people to lifetime by any means, but now that you're in lifetime, everyone's just joining. Like Isaac's there, Glide said he's coming. Scott's like, oh, I'm feeling jealous. I'm not here, boys. Yeah, texted us our locations. So time will join soon enough, probably. Yeah.

It's kind of fun. Lifetime and friendship. The movie. The movie. But I saw you there, but I think, okay, let's back it up. Conspiracy theory, I'm not a big conspiracy theorist guy, but if I were.

Simon Bin Laden. Oh really, that's part of it? 9-11. Yeah, but if I were, I would say that people who worship Satan invented multi-level marketing schemes. All right? Let me back up a little bit. I say that because at the gym the other day,

I talked to a guy, had a very intentional, like he pursued me, had a very intentional conversation, but the entire time I kept thinking, I think this guy is an MLM, like trying to sell me Amway, trying to get in as like a friend with me. And I was, and I still don't know for sure one way or the other if he is. And that's the problem, even if he's not, MLM still ruined genuine friendship. And I believe that Amway is a Christian company. And so he does mention at one point, he's like, you know, this is why we do it and we have faith in the Lord and all this stuff like, and I'm like, yeah, I like this guy.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I didn't know MLM stuff, I'd be like, hey, man, let's like, like he's like kind of, you know, sharing the Lord with me a little bit. And you're kind of like naturally bringing up like, and I'm looking for an alternative to paper towels. This is a perfect friendship. And like, yeah, I just don't have things I'm already buying. I can't get too animated.

And the voice goes away. I have to stay right in my. Oh, there needs to be some audio clips of just all your all your voice cracks. But yeah, I mean, like this guy granted like truly like I've I've been pursued by one other person who did AM way. And this guy did very similar things where he's like, And so granted, like truly, like I've been pursued by one other person who did AMWay and this guy did very similar things where he's like, he's asked me all these intentional questions,

want to know about my life. Like almost immediately he's like, he's like what inspires you to do these things? What drives you? He said F-150. That's right. Everywhere I go. That's right.

But like he was asking all these intentional questions, all this stuff and like, uh, and I'm like, on one hand, this guy could just be an awesome guy that wants to be my, or I could be a friend of like, he becomes friends quick. Yes. I'm like, good for him. Like somebody, everybody else always has their headphones in all the time. So it's like, no one ever talks to me at the gym. This guy, I'm having a good conversation with them. Uh, but in the back of my head, the whole time, I'm just leery of like, this is all for profit. You have an intention behind this thing, man.

And so, yeah, I think that the Satan groups of the world said we're gonna stop the evangelizing movement here in America by creating these things called multi-level marketing schemes so no one will ever trust each other again. What do you think? Pop off, King. Pop off you think? Pop off King. Pop off boy. Pop off dog. So. Jesse. Anyway. Yeah. Mr. White. He's trying to sell me. Fantastic work.

It is a pretty good Walter White impression, but it also is so Batman. Thank you. Yeah. It's, it's right there in the middle. It's it's like Walter White for me. You're good at this Jesse No, I don't know. I don't know if I you have to have to have some gravel to your voice, but you can't be Batman We we stop now. I don't know. I don't think I have Walter White in my water Why you maybe he's got to do slower Batman's more quicker. We he's got he's got a really low voice And I don't think I have that low we stop when I say we stop I Don't know poils Are we trying one more Gus? Yeah, yeah

Skyler, yeah Well, junior, yeah What's the guy named Benaki Ted Benaki Ted Benaki you loser You pretty much nailed it What? What what? Burger

Do I see where you're at this? Who da? Who da? Who da? Who da? Chicken? Best people to make burgers. Okay now I'm lost again.

Where da? Where da? Where da? Pork pat? Why da? Why da? Why da? So many people in America not eat

American meat? You're talking about good ranchers. And where the where the where you get that wonderful meat? Good ranchers. And the thing is anyone can get good ranchers if you have internet, if you have a mailbox that can receive, no, just internet. I think actually you'll find a way. They don't put it in the mailbox.

Yeah, they don't. It's too big for that too big because you're buying a subscription box and you're buying a subscription box of meat that you choose. And this meat supports American farmers and it's hormone free and it's antibiotic free and it's seed oil free. And you get that box and you get $40 off with promo code GRKC and then you see,

oh, hold on, am I seeing double? There's a second box on my stoop. What could that be for? Oh, I forgot, during their limited time promo with promo code GRKC, I got a second box for free this month. Wow. In next month.

Wow. In next month. And where'd, where'd a calendar at? Cause I'm going to have this for the rest of my life. Truly. The rest of your life, the life of your subscription, you can get a add on. That's amazing. Father's Day is coming up.

Can I suggest they have, I'm looking at, they have so many different combinations of boxes here, but they have one called the King Cut Box, all beef for your, for your daddy and two thick cut bone-in rib eyes, four filet mignon, and two massive thick cut bone-in New York strip steaks. That sounds like what I would want for my Father's Day. So I'm just letting you know right now, That sounds like what I would want for my father's day. So I'm just letting you know right now, men, dads would love a king cut box, specifically from Good Ranchers. Not only is it the best ingredients,

the best way of making it, but we're also supporting in a wonderful company, wonderful American farmers. So goodrangers.com, American meat delivered, check out their site. Use our promo codes, GRKC. Yeah, they got something for everybody. They got beef, chicken, poultry, pork,

poultry, chicken. I meant seafood, whatever you want. They got it at goodrangers.com. Speaking of movies that are TV shows that Tyven hasn't watched. We have a ghosty made office quiz. Oh, a ghosty made this ghosty made this. And I believe he called it like super hard office quiz. So how much fun will this be for everybody? I don't know, but I think for Jake and I, we could have some fun. I'm not gonna be that great at this. I'm just worried about my typing speed. Oh, we got 25 minutes on the timer time.

James Salt is this guy's name. So shout out James, he sent us an email with this link. I think he said he was bored, sick at home one time or something like that and made this quiz for people people I could see about a third of the screen because bright timing brought in his own You know kind of ring light for his own Kind of in the way. All right, too It'll be I mean actually quick, you know, you know the fact that you tilted it up, you know Vice get on here. Yeah, just as long as you've been down

No, that's perfect. I can see it now. Dang, these are pretty hard. All right, let's try to get one. Oh, yeah, I got some. I got a few. All right, so press play quiz time. And so that's how we'll know we're playing or not. Great. And then ask us. You ask us the questions time and we'll try to answer them. That way, if you're just listening audio you can alright This is super hard office quiz I really can't I get like excited at all. It just goes away. I love it. I think you have to

Scroll down and up once work because it's that's whatever we'll figure out. Okay. Yeah, I'll just go in order Yeah, yeah, what does Pam rip her wedding veil on? scroll down and up once we're, cause it's whatever. We'll figure it out. Okay. Yeah. I'll just go in order. Yeah. Yeah. What does Pam rip her wedding veil on? The door frame. Sure door. She rips it on the door frame. Nice. One for one boys. That was, I was, I'm surprised by that.

Time to skip the next one. We don't need to talk about it. Jeez. What's the service name at a restaurant? At the restaurant with chicken wings. Do you remember it? No, I don't watch episodes like that. Okay. Good for you.

What is the catchphrase of Princess Unicorn? My horn can pierce the sky. Good typing. What does the Danish promo? Wait, wait, can we pause real quick? A Princess Unicorn reminded me, Tate. We only have 25 minutes. We can pause it. There's a pause.

Oh, what, what, what, what? Right over there. Where? You got it. I'm gonna let you find it. There's a pause. Oh, what? Where you got it? I'm gonna let you Tate and his wife Ordered some pajamas some Santa pajamas on target comm and they accidentally or the black Santa pajamas That's awesome. Kind of like princess unicorn. Yeah Yeah, is there something wrong with the doll? No, it's prates. It's better

Yeah, is there something wrong with the doll? No, it's parts. It's better Tates kids all just rockin black Santa. He's like hey your dad play a lot of basketball a lot of friends They called him black Santa back today. Yeah Dish it out to all the brothers Anyway, just funny funny little story. Maybe think of there that is fun All right. What is the Danish promo of the documentary to describe Angela as? No idea. Yeah, write down no idea.

No idea. Okay, nothing, dang. Where does Kelly move with Robbie? Wow, that's the final episode. Yeah, no idea. All right, what language is written on the side of the Michael Scott paper company van? Oh, Korean, I think.

Yeah, hallelujah church, Korean Church of Scranton or whatever. What words are on the side of Michael's train whistle? What a question. Wow. No idea. I don't know either. All right. What accent does Kevin want to try when he asked to work in customer service?

Oh, Australia. Right? What kind? Dingo's and alligator. Yeah. What kind of car does Pam's mom drive? Good question. Uh, green Camry. does Pam's mom drive? Good question. Green Camry.

In the seats go all the way down. All the way down. All the way down. What's the name of Dwight's volunteer crime patrol group? Oh, something. Yeah, I got it. You do have it? Yeah, Knights of the Night.

Yeah. Good memory. What date do Roy and Pam finally set for their wedding on the booze crew? He's like, Hey, yeah, it's June 14th. It's something like that. I think it's a two syllable June 10th. Try June 10th. How's June 10th? Oh yeah. Look at that. That was an asterisk one. We're white. What's the initial buyout offer that David Wallace gives to the Michael Scott paper company? Oh, like 75,000 or something initially. Oh, I think less than Selkirk. 40,000. I don't know if you know. I don't know how to type the number. Oh, are you typing it? Were you writing a check right now? The zeros. You don't need to put the, I don't

know. I'm okay with the 3000 5000. No. Yeah, it was low. It's five to 10,000. At least. I don't know, man. I think we don't. Did I don't know what format to do. I just just the number. All right. All right. Not only do we not have the right answer in time, it's tried six different formats

and just stressed about it. You didn't put a dollar sign in there. What brand of women's suit was Michael famously wearing? Oh, Miss Stereus. Do you know that one? I don't know. Is that? Just take out the space.

Try again. One too many S's. Yeah. Good, good, good, good. What bar does Michael meet up with concierge? Oh, oh, I got this. I have no idea. Because she's asking like, the something, the Hudson, the, try the Hudson.

The something. It's two syllables. It's a common spot for locals. The something. Can you hear her say it? Like, alright. The, uh, Blackstone? The... I don't know it.

Next? Yep. How many words are in the full name for the fun run? Oh golly. Geez. I need to do words in one word. Michael, no, I'm not gonna get it. Seventeen.

Thirty-eight. I don't... Oh, very... Oh, why are you writing? Put the numbers! I don't know why I did crying? I'm just gonna do 17. You haven't put 17 yet. Oh, that was great. You typed out 17. Just try 18. All right. Just go all the way. Oh, 18. 18. I believe no. 18 was another answer. Something else. All right. All right. Good job. Oh, yeah. No, that was it. Okay. Good Good All right. What's the name of the IT guy that Michael initially thinks is a terrorist? Oh

Sadik I think it might be how do I spell that I've s a di K Yes, baby. Nice. Oh, oh cute close enough. This guy's a good quiz master. Right? What was Andy's team name at the beach games? Oh He was so intense of all of that what was his name Andy's team name, I don't remember his We will be cuz Jim and Dwight are like a Harry Potter Yeah, Voldemort Gryffindor or something. Yeah. Yeah, was he blue team or that I make that up. That's something else. Oh Yeah, blue blast. All right pass. I don't know that. According to Jim, how are Michael and Jan's baby related?

Oh, through a delusion. Yes. I was going to say confusion. I'll just say delusion. Yeah, delusion time. There we go. Nice. All right. What candy bar is in Michael's pocket when he hugs Pam at her art show? Is it a hundred grand? I don't know. Yeah, try that.

I can do the written form of the number. One hundred grand thousand. Next. No, we got to know. We got this. Michael, do you have something in your pocket? And he pulls it out. Snickers?

No, it's something. It's something like money or something. What you would call it. Is that a bar? Payday? Yeah, I's something like money or something. Whatchamacallit. Dang it. Is that a bar? Payday? Yeah. I should be able to get this, but I don't know.

Oh, that's one we should. Yeah, that's one. Bummer. Some of these I'm like, oh, I didn't, I don't know where Ravi and Kelly went. Holly's middle name, I have no idea. All right, next. Where do Andy and Erin share their first kiss?

Oh, at her house, at Erin's apartment? No. Riddidididoo, that's what he says. Where was that? I thought that was her, yeah. It's somewhere like unromantic. I feel like from memory, but I don't know where that is. Ah, pass.

What region of the US is D'Angelo's favorite? Southwest. It's one of my favorite regions. In diversity day, what does Dwight think the character on his head? What? Oh yeah. What is it? Yeah. What does Dwight think is the character on his forehead when Pam says he's might not be a very good driver?

Oh man, am I a woman? All right, what is Daryl's usual response when girls text him that they're coming over? You remember this one? B-T-B. B-T-B. Bring that booty. What food does Pam think Roy will serve at his wedding?

Good question. Hot dogs or something like that. Thanks. I don't know. Try hot dogs. Nice. What type of allergy did Darryl develop at 35? No clue. I don't even, yeah, I donryl develop at 35? No clue.

I don't even, yeah, I don't recall that at all. All right. Whose birthday is actually on the day that Jim decides to celebrate all the birthdays of birthday month? Toby? Is that true? Nope, that was a different answer. Yes. Whose birthday? Whose birthday is it actually?

Oh yeah, there's one person who's like, it was actually my birthday today. Kelly? Try K-E-L-L-Y? No? Try Creed. Oh yeah, it's Creed I think. Is it Creed? Cause he's like, yeah, that's my actual birthday. What are the names of Jim's brothers? Oh.

Tom and something. Plop. Yeah, I don't know. Plop. Yeah, I don't know. No idea. All right. What Halloween costume is accidentally worn by three employees of Dunner Mifflin? The Joker, I think. Nice.

How much did Jim spend on the red wire he bought at a flea market? Tough question. 20 bucks. Wow. No. Look at that. When Aaron Hawley and Dwight are out looking for a wayward Michael Scott,

what does Pam ask Dwight to pick up for her? It's a hard one. I love that episode. I always think I could do that if Rachel is missing. Yeah, I'm kidding. I know how she would live. What does Pam ask Dwight to pick up for her? Ah, no idea.

No idea. All right, in the first jingle that Daryl and the others create for the TV ad, what employee is named sixth in the list of names? Call, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley. Creed, one syllable. Michael and Kelly, Kelly. Call Michael and Kelly.

I don't know. Whoa, whoa, we can get this one. Call. He. Cree. Andy Ryan. Andy. Okay. Finish the quote. Listen, you're a perfectly fine

toilet. I'm just an extraordinary don't recognize that at all. I think it's something with that's Gabe saying something about flushing I'm extra extraordinary. I think it might be piece of crap Yeah, yeah nice. What is Ryan's middle name? Oh You know some no Bailey Wow, what type of pistol does Dwight accidentally shoot in the office? Oh

I don't know that one. Harp. Behringer. No, is that something? No, no H in there. Really? I don't know. Not sure.

OK, here we go. Oh, wow. What real celebrity walks by after Michael thinks he saw Tina Fey in New York City? Yeah, Conan. Nice. Who did Michael find that was missing at Phyllis's wedding? Uncle Al. Nice. I couldn't remember his name. What type of cookie does Aaron recommend to famous Amos? Oh yeah. Is it oatmeal without the raisins? Yeah there we go. Meredith will eat whatever's fanciest at Pam and Jim's wedding unless there is Is it oatmeal without the raisins? Yeah, there we go. Meredith will eat whatever's fanciest at Pam and Jim's wedding, unless there is what?

Steak. Oh, unless there's... Ribs. Oh, I just guessed that. Who is the main character in Toby's mystery novels? Is it Rory? I don't know. I don't know. It's something like Toby Flindersen, but it's not his name. Next.

The bar game involving a coin that some members of the office play at Poor Richards. Oh, we play this at like up chickens, down chickens, something like that. We played it in Gulf Shores. Try all of it. Up chickens, down chickens. Oh, Jenkins! Oh, there we go. Nice. Good typing timing. Thank you. What college did the best college student go to?

I don't know. Try all of it. Up chickens, down chickens. Oh, Jenkins. Oh, there we go. Nice. Good typing timing. Thank you. What college did the business owner that Jim Kevin and Andy Golfwith attend? Oh, Dartmouth.

Yeah. How do you spell that? Mouth. Yeah, there we go. What was the boy name Michael suggested for Jan's baby? Chevy. Was it? I don't remember that. It was either Chevy or Astrid they say.

Astrid. The name of the winning Dunder Mifflin bar trivia team. No clue. No I don't know. All right. When Jan enters the conference room to see the group watching Varsity Blues, Michael says he hopes she brought what candy? Hey Jan, hope you brought your milk duds.

Good memory. Thank you. Maybe skip one. your milk duds. Good memory. Thank you, maybe skip one. I don't know though. What food does Michael wish is served at the Diwali party? What is that? I don't know. All right.

What is Holly's middle name? Holly. Holly. No idea. Jane? I don't know. Nope. All right. Holly Jane I don't know nope all right

What is Andy's initial New Year's resolution before copying Dwight's meet a loose woman? Learn how to cook for one It cook for one something like that I think I'm good yeah nice oh Well which which companies construction guys park in the parking lot causing the undermithead employees to have to park in a satellite lot far away Is it wb jones? Yeah, I was gonna say abe may but that's a real company. Yeah When jim wins the best dad award who wins the best mom award? I think it's meredith I don't remember that nice ryan steals the plot to which movie when describing the death of someone close to him Lion King

Nice, what is Toby's daughter's name? Oh It's a cute little name How's Chloe how's Ella? I don't know. I should know that one. That's that's early up early season. I should know that. Oh, oh Here goes I should know that. Oh, oh, here it goes. Ah, lost it. All right. Which Sasha. Good job. Nice. Which, which three people initially attend Angela's nutcracker Christmas party besides Angela list in any order. Dwight, Phyllis. Who else is in there? Ronnie.

Oh, Kevin. Kevin's one I was right. Yeah, I don't know. I think maybe we just have the formatting wrong, because I think that's right. Hmm. OK. All right.

Yeah, we'll see if we can come back to it. What poker hand does Phyllis beat Kevin with? Full house. Try that. He needs a flush. Dang it. Yeah, there we go. What specific natural disaster

is Meredith's house remind D'Angelo of? You remember this one? No. Reminds me of Katrina. Name one of the movies Meredith would take on a desert island. Oh, Legally Blonde. Nice. All right. Oh, wow. His name's all of them. What speed does Michael think he ran, according to the radar outside the office? 31. 31.

What board game did Kevin, Andy and Darrell play? Dallas. That's Dallas. Nice. What brand of stroller does Jan come in with to the baby shower? Don't know. I don't know crap like that.

All right. What medical procedure does Michael ask Oscar for advice about? Oh yeah, colonoscopy. All right, where does Donna work? Oh. Oh, it's like the Dave and Buster's, but their version of it. It might be David. Oh, that was like a screen version.

Is it like a, it's its own thing. I can't remember. Move on. All right. Okay. What is the name of Dwight's pet porcupine? Don't know that. Me neither.

All right. What's the name of Sabre? I doncupine? Don't know that. Me neither. All right. What's the name of Sabre's, I don't know how you say it, minority executive training program. Print in all colors. All right. Yeah. There we go. What dessert does Dwight eat in James bed after they successfully run Cathy out of the hotel room?

I don't know. Great scene, but I don't know. Let's try tiramisu. I smell that. I don't know. Try it. T-I-R-I. I'm not gonna. That looks right. Yeah. I don't try let's try tiramisu. I you spell that I don't know try it TI are you not gonna? That's right. Yeah, I don't know. I got it. All right. Yeah, what is the name of the client that Michael and Jan meet with at?

Chili's oh It's two syllables Calvin No, I want my baby back. Yeah. Oh Man I should know this one. Yeah Ted I'll move on for now. What's the name? Oh who plays the president in threat level midnight? Dan

Stanley Darrell D dar yl Sorry to ours. Oh Stanley? Daryl? D-A-R-Y-L. Sorry, two R's. Oh, nice. What song does Michael sing when trying to perform CPR on a dummy? First I was afraid. Yeah, a lot. Er, I will survive. I will survive. Nice.

All right. What does Dwight believe is poison after receiving a fax from future Dwight? The coffee, right? Yeah, nice. All right. What does Dwight believe is poison after receiving a fax from future Dwight? The coffee, right? Yeah, nice. All right. How does Dwight describe his relationship with his babysitter at the dinner party? I don't know. I don't know. That's funny. All right. What is the pink? What is on the pink hats when the office goes to Gettysburg? Oh, not sure either. All right. What word does Dwight think Jim and Pam are communicating through Morse code? Is it bomb? Or no detonator.

Nice. All right. What does C-R-I-M-E-A-I-D stand for? Crime reduces. I have no idea. A-I-D stand for? Yeah. Crime reduces. I have no idea. Something. Makes something I declare. Crime.

Reduces. I don't know, I thought I would have that one. Anyway, go ahead. All right, how long does it take Dwight to skin a mule deer? Nine minutes. Dang it. Skin a mule deer unless something's

gonna mule deer in 90 seconds. I don't know. Next. All right. When Michael is telling Jan about him having herpes, where is Jan employed? Oh, at the doesn't she work for a newspaper?

I don't know. I don't know. Yellow pages. Uh, when Michael is, what book does Michael play on giving Ryan the launch party? Man, these are tough. Oh, Oh, the places you'll go. Oh, I was going to get him all the places you'll go. Green Eggs and Ham? Nice. Good job. I don't like that question, James.

Finish the quote. I'm calling the Better Business Bureau. Yeah, well, I'm calling the blank blank blank. Beotch hotline. Beotch. I think it's... How do you spell that? Yeah, I don't know. B-I-O-T-C-H. Take out the A. Nice.

All right. According to Dwight, those who can't farm, farm what? That's funny. I don't know. I don't know either. All right. What does Dwight feed Michael to prepare him for his move with Holly also as a prank? I don't know that one. All right. Which two employees started the debate about the hotness of Hillary Swank? I know that one actually. Oh, the other

one. All right. It's kind of inappropriate bull testicles. Yeah. Which two employees started the debate about Hillary Swank's hotness? Great episode. I don't know who started it, though. Oscar and Kevin. Yeah. I don't know. Kevin and somebody. Kevin and Pam.

I don't know. Oscar. No, I don't know. All right. What does Dwight get for Angela on Valentine's Day? I think he gets her a key. A key. Nice. Key to his house. What does Phyllis think Nick, the IT guy's name is? I don't know. Jake? Nick. Dang it. Maybe that was a real name. What is Kevin's ex-fiance's name? Oh, sorry. What children's TV show did Michael appear on?

Fundle Bundle. Stacey? Stacey. All right. Nice. How many employees did Prince Family Paper have? Enter a space after answer. Oh, no.

Three, I think. Three or four. You go at the shareholders meeting. How many days slash points is the plan that Michael tells the crowd? Is it 45? 45. Yeah. Oh, nice. All right. I have sneeze. Day 45. Stay the company day 44. Go. All right. It was backwards. How much money would Michael have lost if he didn't sign his condo closing papers? I don't know. Well, I tried 15,000 You lose. All right Who ends up naked in the pool at Robert's house party listen any order?

Meredith Gabe No, just just oh all of them. There's like yeah. Oh, I see. I have no idea. Yeah, okay. All right The place to the place the work bus is driving to is called Laverne's pies, but they also fix what? Tires Something that tires is tires nice. Nope. Yeah. Yeah What is the amount of money that Michael can make if he returns the budget surplus surplus? 3,500 maybe

It's right around there 2800 try 1800 oh 18 all right uh what is the brand of chips that jim and karen go on a hunt for uh it's that french company hers yeah nice where does pam say her goodbye to michael when he leaves for colorado Yeah, nice. Where does Pam say her goodbye to Michael when he leaves for Colorado? Airport Nice, right. What is the password to the virtual chat room for the Dunder Mifflin launch party? Password Good good. What is Dwight's co-workers name at Staples?

played by Yvette Nicole Brown I Don't know Rhonda. I Don't like it or be the lie. I don't think that's one you have to like know her name from her cart or. What vacation spot does Jim Carrey really want to get back to in his interview? Finger Lakes. Finger Lakes. Nice. What is the name of the fake company that Michael Dwight and Jim set up to steal Danny Cordray's sales techniques?

I don't remember, but that's fun. Yeah, I don't know either. What does Dwight after getting a concussion think Pam's name is? Wait, can we go? I think it might be Stark Enterprises. That was something else. Maybe. Yeah.

What does Dwight think Pam's name is after he's concussed? You remember this one? No. Pan. I think I hate pan. Whose desk does Michael take over while his carpet is being replaced in his office? Jim's?

I think so. Nice, Jim's desk. What is the name of the fictitious salesman Dwight and Jim made up to earn more commission? I know this one. You know this one? I think, or no. What do you think?

Is it, is it Butlerker? Oh no. Oh, different, yeah, not bad. What is it? Is it but liquor? Oh, no different. Yeah What is the name? I don't know that sounds like a late season one and I'm not good with the late seasons very well No clue. Oh, I gotta get that one. That's to the Tim Meadows character. That's the only one I'm gonna bother myself with Oh, yeah, we got two minutes That was all the questions. We got 63. Not bad. Not bad. D. All right. Just give up, it's all right.

Give up, let's see some of these answers. Cool. Let's see here, server's name at Hooters. Oh, my sister's name, Dana. Dwight describes the relationship with this babysitter as purely carnal. Let's see, crime, okay, crime aid stood for crime, reduces innocence, makes everyone angry. I declare. I declare less than 10 minutes. I said nine minutes. That's less than 10.

Dang it. It's in there. Oh, Jan's employed at a hospital. I didn't know that. Those who can't farm, farm celery. Holly's middle name is Partridge. Wow. Team USA is the name of Andy's team name at Beachgate. That's pretty good. I remember it now like, what was the old AT guy? And Phil's like, I think his name was something scary, like Shadow or Guard.

And he's like, Nick, my name is Nick. Let's see. Hannah? Who's Hannah? Which three people initially attend Angela's Nutcracker Christmas party? Hannah. Gosh, she's in there. Hannah Smallbridge Bar. She was the breastfeeding one. Oh, wow.

Darrell developed a soy allergy. Didn't know that. Dwight wasn't in there for the party. Interesting. I think he was gone. in there for the party. Interesting. I think he was gone. He was at the sushi place. Oh, and then he gets there late. That's right. All right. Great job guys. That was impressive. Christian. The guy's name was Christian. I knew it was two syllables. Who? Tim Meadows.

Name of the client. Good job, man. I would not have thought that. Tymon, about a year from now, you'll be able to get all of these right. Come on, Tymon. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait.

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Yeah. Yeah. Here's some, some analysis of. Justin Tom, I took my first bite of lunch. Oh, sorry Sorry man. What are you eating? I'm eating Jimmy Johnson. I got a meeting at one so I knew it needed to be fast. Freaky fast, baby. Freaky fast. Except I literally almost tweeted about it they I was like I got my I got my sandwich and I I'm God I walk back over there you can't show water cup real fast like who makes you charge for water cups what I was like no no you don't yeah but you can have one for free this time. That's wild.

I genuinely thought she was kidding. Don't make me feel bad for taking water. Right, like, yeah. Like you're gonna upcharge hydration? Like that's a wild. And they probably gave you like a tiny little cup. Yeah, it wasn't even like a, it was like a, I mean, I was there, so I just said, no, I was like, nevermind.

Don't worry about it. I'm not thirsty anymore. I'll take my water business to the water fountain. That's wild. Okay. Good to know that. Yeah. Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Were you at the reunion? No, I wasn't, but Jake was. Did you see him? I did see Jake. I saw him for like two minutes sitting in his car. I think he was too scared to go inside because I was going to follow him. Yeah. It sounded like that's kind of what happened is that people just talked to him the whole

time. I bet. I bet. I think genuinely we were like, oh, wow, this is one of the first experiences that I realized like I'm a big deal. I guess maybe you felt that for a while. No, I thought it was- That's a genuine question.

It was. Are you starting to get in this weird place? Like, wait. I don't like that people just recognize me and want to just come talk to me all the time. No, I mean, it does. What happened this past weekend does not happen on a regular basis.

So it was fun for a weekend. And of course, it was fun having Rachel there. She not even tried to be funny. We got in the car Saturday. And she was like, this is going to sound weird, but you're like a legend Like that is funny to hear you say that Yeah, right Okay, Garrett

So Saturday night like all staff day Mason theater. Did you go into the Yes, finally. Okay, Garrett. So Saturday night, like all staff day, Mason theater, did you go into the building and like see the show? Oh, dude, I was backstage with Colin the whole time I helped set up the show. So I every year I go for all staff day the night before and I just like help kind of do all the back stuff with Sparky because it's like my day to hang with him. So oh yeah, I was in for all of it, which was wild. Okay, perfect. We have a couple of questions.

One, when I first walked in, there was a guy playing bass by himself. What was that? Oh. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Hold on, are we recording a podcast right now? Yes. I just don't want to get. Yes. So careful. So we're live. Yeah. recording a podcast right now? Yes. I just don't want to get. Yes. So careful. So we're live. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It was wild. So from, from what I understand that it was a, they were wanting to show the legacy of camp a little bit and, you know, show the, the, the years of people that have been impacted by camp and the people that used to perform at camp So the guy playing the guy playing bass, uh, I think was a past camp guy

And but he lost his voice before so he couldn't sing as well. So they played his music video I get it. Oh, okay He just sat and kind of slaps the bass With the crowd. He was sitting down? No, he was standing there rocking. Okay.

Like he was, he might've, he was 67. Yeah. Takes said he was older guy. But did you get the guy before him praying in the USA? No, I walked in to slap in the base. Oh, you missed praying in the USA. Praying in the USA. Did Emmy happen to text you during the skit with the two people on stage?

I think they're from K-Kawaii. Yeah, she absolutely, absolutely did. That's actually when I ran out because I wanted to see who it was. It wasn't you? OK, good to know. It was not, it was not me. It was old programs. People like the nineties. Oh, oh, they were older. Okay. Yeah. So what was your experience with it?

Uh, from the skit. Yeah. Yeah. Like what'd you think? Or what? It was, uh, it think? It was brutal. I thought you were like trying to find a nice word. And Jake, you and Brad are professionals at it, but I think if, I think Brad, if you called me two minutes before and said, hey, will you go on stage with me with a costume? I think we would have delivered sure the same product but better It felt like it was one of those like It was very camp in the sense of like hey, we need to stall for 15 minutes. Here's some costumes Will you just go up and talk but you also could tell that they had planned it. So it just made it more like I don't know why. The amount of times I will say this, this isn't to make you feel good, Triplett. Like the amount of times, I mean, I said throughout the weekend, like, why didn't they just, why

didn't they just hire Triplett and Brad or at, or Splurge and get Trey Kennedy to come or like There will trade in working camp. So that's probably an opportunity and that would have been and again I think there were there like most things at camp There were decisions that were made last minute that were out of a lot of people's control That now that's politically saying it Sweet man, I love it. It's wild. Come to KC sometime soon. Am I going to get killed for this?

No. No, we'll bleep it all out. Yeah, we'll bleep out all the parts that you want us to. We'll send it to your publicist and you can edit whatever you want to edit out of it and everything. That's great. Well, my publicist is me. My publicist is doing everything. Love it and everything. That's great. Well, my publicist is me. Okay

Love it dude. All right. Well you get back to eating your lunch and enjoying your one o'clock meeting, but thanks for talking Bye. Bye. See ya What a guy what a guy That's funny. It was brutal Yeah, I thought he was like always dancing around and he's, yeah, oh well. It's all good, sure they're great people. Oh man.

Funny to hear Garrett's perspective though. Only other thing that I was gonna talk about, I learned about this this morning because yeah, Catherine came over last night, her and Rachel hung out for hours. They were supposed to play Maj, Majong, and Rachel's morning was like, Catherine came over. We didn't play a single game. We just talked the whole time. She's like, at one point,

we were so confused. Like, what is a men's prostate? Catherine told me she talked about this. We even Googled it. Careful. Oh, careful. Oh yeah. She was telling me all the spots they thought it was, like they didn't know where it existed. And she was like, we thought it was in this, we thought it was a part of this. Yeah.

Wrong, wrong again. Honestly, how confident are you? I was pretty sure I knew where it was. Okay, I think I do. Mm-hmm. We're talking bounce, bounce basketballs. What?

No. No? I wouldn't guess that. I'm not sure, but I don't think I would guess that. Really? Prostate exam? Yeah. Yeah. Number one in Japan. The colonoscopy.

They're feeling your prostate. I still am not quite sure. It's like a really you're doing colonoscopy when you do that. Really like a hard bidet. Oh, I don't know if I'm saying this right. Yeah, I kind of we're dancing around it. That's fine. I like the two finger approach.

Yeah, that's true. Okay, I have heard that the exam for it is miserable. Like men talk about- It's invasive, I believe. Yes. Like I can't think of a single thing a woman has to go through that would be that. Like men have to do that like twice, three times in their life, they have to go through that would be that like man has to do that like twice three times in their life they have to go through that so yeah i know i think it's like it's like tucked in

everything but they go in the back door to like check on it sure yeah yeah they unlock it's easier to unlock i don't know yeah john malaney has a great bit about this. Oh really? Yeah. Give us a John Delaney impression. I don't know what to say. Well, I'm talking about the prostate, I guess. So the thing about When When the doctor pulled his hand out It feels like it feels like you're pooping. And so I thought I thought I was pooping. So I said, Oh, I'm sorry. Nailed it time. I want to recall about the bit. Yeah, that

was great. I think we need to just start doing like a comedian roundtable sometime. Like time will be John Mulaney. I'll be Walter White. Walter White. I'll be Ewan Mm-hmm. We just like kind of talked about different things Great, you'd be jay triplet for all. I mean you're a legend That's like the only voice I can actually do you do it. Well, and even today i'm not even doing it This is what a super hard office quiz Oh, man, that's funny, though.

Yeah, they had to mention that a little bit. And I'll once again tell you off the podcast, something else they talked about. It's all it's all natural. Say that. And like always. It's not appropriate. It was it was a natural. It was about my son. I don't want to embarrass my son. How about that? Oh, I don't.

I don't want to embarrass either of his pants. I answer my son. I don't want to embarrass my son. How about that? Oh, I don't I don't want to embarrass either of them. Ants in his pants. I got ants in my pants. I got, I had a prostate exam earlier. Anyway, anyway, what you guys like to talk about? I guess that's, that's, that's uh, I'll, I'll rant on some real quick. Too many people are afraid to merge. I'm tired of traffic happening because people wanna merge so quickly. It's like merge later and this doesn't happen. That makes sense? Or- They need more patience.

Yes, they need more patience or they need more, yeah. It's like they see somebody coming on the on ramp and people just put their brakes on and like, oh, it's different things. It's like, just there's a there's a huge on ramp here, where there's going to be plenty of time for them to merge. Yep. Anyway, I just get frustrated with that a lot. I got some junk in my teeth right now. But I was talking about this incorrect opinions. I was like, I'm I love how

polite and nice and generally just like respectful everyone is in America and in the Midwest especially, but we're on the road. Let's live by the rules and let's stop waving people on when they got to the four way stop after you. Like let's just go by the rules here. Yeah. And like, yeah, slamming the brakes on the highway

because someone is like kind of coming up behind you ready to merge. It's like, just do your thing, let them figure it out. Yeah. It's one thing if it's like, oh, there's a super small on ramp or something. Like you've got to be cognizant. But then it's like, we're all in this together. Come on guys. It's like lane ends in one mile and it's like, okay, great. Let's merge right now. Just kills everything. So I get frustrated about that. Yeah. It's not impolite to follow the rules. And that's what sometimes I think the Midwest is so kind

that they're like, I'm gonna let you go, you please go, please. No, seriously, please. Yeah, it would take you five seconds longer if I went first. It's like, well, you should go first because that's how it's done. Yeah, that's a correct opinion.

Thank you. You're welcome. And these are good conversations to have in June. I think. June, yeah, because you have pride. Yeah, you have pride. Pride the way you drive it. Let down your pride. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Anyway, that's just a random rant. Also random rant, just kind of a poultry of the week for me. We're talking about driving here. Those stoplights that you can't see if they're red or green until you're right up next to them. You know what I'm talking about? You might be color blind.

No. You know what I'm talking about. They're like those weird lights. They're not like regular lights. They're like reflective almost or something. I'm really trying to imagine what you're talking about. I don't know if I've experienced it. I don't think I've ever seen this before.

Come on, guys. Yes, you have. We're in the same stage of life. Yes, you have. We've seen all the same things. Yes, you have. They almost feel like temporary like stoplights instead of like the like

Stationary how close is it? Let's go right now. I don't know. I can't think of where I've seen them But like you know, I'd be floored I'd be floored last time Brad took us on a little field trip. We were floored listen We talked about that. It doesn't matter. We saw ducks and they were awesome. Ducks in the wild? Kind of fun. In this random little neighborhood, you guys should have been floored.

I'm talking about these lights that like, they almost like, I can't, I don't know how to describe it. They look like a mirror. They're not really bright lights. The only thing I can kind of think of, which isn't what you're talking about, is there's some lights that are very old and not as bright, where you're like, I think I see a faint hint of green there,

but it's just an old light that's half burnt out. The only thing I can think of, which is also not what you're talking about, is sometimes it'll throw me off when you're at a normal stoplight, and instead of turning green, it's a forward arrow. You're like, I still know what to do, but why'd you do it that way?

Oh. Extra step, yeah. Yeah, like if you're in a different city, sometimes they like, you know, it's like, okay, Denver, why do you need a forward, just do green like everybody else. Why don't we have a forward arrow? Yeah, I can't find an example of this,

but I know it's real. I need people to come to my defense now. This might be deja vu. No. Is it? Are you happy deja vu, dude? It's like these, like, it's to my this might be deja vu. No Is it are you happy deja vu dude? It's like these like it's almost like they're like winking at you like these lights are not always blinking winking dog

It's like it's like you can't see it and boom I I truly I know people will come to your defense I hope like know what you're talking about, but I cannot think of a single time where I was like what color is that? Yeah Here's something from reddit I know what you're talking about, but I cannot think of a single time where I was like, what color is that? Yeah. Oh, here's something from Reddit. What sadist invents a traffic light that you can't see the color of

until you're almost right underneath it? That's basically word for word, what I just said. Yeah, this is your post. It's to prevent confusion when the next signal doesn't agree with the first one. Say for instance, if they want to- It's kind of two signal system, what is that? You have a train station?

Traffic signal tech here. Oh good, this is gonna get down to- It's a job. These are called PV lights and they actually serve a purpose. Okay, look up PV lights. Prairie Village. Unlike traditional LED ball lights, PV lights operate via a small pancake shaped LED light, but

then uses a distorted lens to aim the light exactly where it is needed. You find this guys? So that, that is, this is so when multiple intersections are close proximity to each other, you don't mistake the upcoming intersections lights for your own. They also are useful for when you only want certain length. Yeah. So they're like more like downtown and stuff. It's showing me street lights.

I looked up PV lights, traffic signal, it just showed me solar traffic lights. It seems like the PV light, it just seems like it's got a little hood around it, just so it's more like, it's like horse blinders, just like only the people. In daylight, if you're looking at the wrong angle, you'd think the light was broken, but it's not.

It's almost like nothing wrong with this light, the lens is just not adjusted properly for where it is needed. Well, I believe ya, but my Tommy gun don't but my PV lights don't yeah if someone listening has a picture of one of these drop it in the group drop it in the comments of YouTube and if so how'd you upload a photo to the YouTube comments and if you you do that, let us know how. Come on.

I'm just, I, you're going to see one and you're going to be like, oh, when I searched PV lights and that's what you found. It's probably a hard, hard thing to photograph. Well, I don't know guys. I'm sorry for bringing it up, but it's a poultry of mine that I thought would be a little more relatable than it was. Hey, all good. You guys just need to look at your like YouTube comments. I have a comment of the week. Okay, then maybe we'll lead us down a hilarious path of hijinks. Oh, I love hijinks. I love pads. Josh Howard 313 went up 313. You guys

should do a schmores of specific sports topics without telling Timon and see what stuff he says for his picks. Oh, interesting. So it's like, we know what sport we're in and Timon has to try and figure it out, basically. So we should text. Could be, yeah, other things. I'll text you.

Improv super speed schmores. Okay. Good luck, Timon. The topic is that schmores of terms in this sport. Okay, easy. And then Timon, you get to, you'll join in as well. Fun. Okay, great. I'll go first and foremost, just right off the bat.

Make it hard, though. I know. Hey, we're doing I know we're doing a podcast. Pintar. Pintar. Easy, easy, easy, one one. All right. Lumberjack. Lumber. What's that X game? What about you, Jake? Warning track. Mm-hmm. What? This warning track. All right. Pydtar. You have both to work with. Okay, Driftwood. Alarm. You go twice. All right. That's true.

No, it is. Morning track. It is guys. Jerry Seinfeld. He's just do Jerry Seinfeld. That's what you're doing. Yeah. Okay.

Seinfeld, Mulaney. Somebody, somebody was saying that they thought I was saying GD. I was saying, I think I'm saying God, God or God. Yeah. Don't worry. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not taking any Lord's names in vain. And by any Lord's, I mean the Lord. There's one. I would never take any of them. I'm not talking about. Yeah. Hey, that's the sun God of ancient Egypt. Come on, man. I'm on a ride. What's the deal with the Egyptian gods? How do you, do they know who you're praying to? How do you determine which one's which? You face the wrong direction. I'm at the sun god, I'm praying for the moon. I remember, I remember back when we were fifth grade, we had an Egyptian, we had an Egyptian,

what do they call them? Foreign exchange student, man. That guy, that guy could play some soccer. Man, they don't talk about it, but soccer's big over there too, man. That guy was six, seven goals. God damn, man. What'd you guys call him? Ah, what was it? Ron Jeet.

Ron Jeet. You called him his name. Yeah, that's what I prefer to be called. That's what he preferred. Yeah. what's the deal with nicknames Nick's already a name! I have a friend Nick what's his nickname? Anyway time in your two terms uh yeah I got Ghostrunner okay And did he Google this while we were rolling? No, no, no, no. And. Foul. Mm hmm. Foul. OK. Oh, yeah.

Back to me. I'm going to go with EFIS. Yeah. Heck. EFIS. EFIS is a good one. Um, I'm going to go. Rosin bag. A violinist. Doesn't hear you a little rosin bag. Rosin bag.

And then I'm also going to go. Hmm. What should I say here? Um, what's a good one? What should I say here? What's a good one? No. I was trying to think of a good one. That's, that's more generic. You got one for me?

How about, I don't know, maybe, oh, I got one. Can of corn. Can of corn. Can of corn. Can of corn. Right? I'm gonna go worm, whoa. No way, was that real?

Yeah, that one's a way. Worm burner. Worm burner. Worm. I haven't recognized a single one that you guys have said, but I feel like I was on the right track my first ones Yeah, Jake gave away. I'm gonna go Triple play shortstop

Triple play shortstop. Sorry Jake. I accidentally texted you after you said worm Frozen rope Oh frozen ropes a good one All right, my last I'm on the right track. How are these part of this? You're not. Yeah. And my last one's just going to be, um, man, those are good ones. Jake, you got a better, um, seeing I single. Yeah. Seeing eye single. Yeah. Seeing eye single. Say it again. I'm not positive. Seeing eye.

Like a seeing eye dog. I think so. Seeing eye single. Let me look it up. This could be right. I mean, this could be a thing. Seeing eye. See, it's like, Jake, you could have easily been like misleading me with like the, yeah,

whatever. But how does, but I still, I still have no closer listen to you guys. I'm so, I'm so lost. What's a Sing High single? And what's the deal? What's the deal with these Sing High singles? Ground ball hit moderately or softly that somehow finds its way through the infielders and becomes a base hit.

Wow. Never, ever heard of that. Consumed so much baseball stuff over the years. We gave it away. Oh, wasn't that the end of Schmorzo? Yeah. Oh, so Brad, you can't say Jay gave it away when you were like right off the bat at the beginning.

I pick up on stuff. I didn't mean that. Oh really? I didn't catch it that either. That's literally just a baseball phrase that gets put into the vernacular. I thought you thought I was being clever. I thought you were like double. Yeah, that's fair.

Thank you for thinking that about me. It was on the mind. Dang. You like, that's like how hypnotists work. You accidentally hinted. You hinted. You're mentalist. And it did help.

Right off the bat. Oh. Any guesses, Timon? What is can of corn? That just sounds like they would sell popcorn there and you're just like. I'll take can of corn. I'll take can of corn.

It's just a bag of popcorn. I like cans of popcorn. That's kind of fun. Why not? That would be fun. I mean, there's those like. That's kind of fun. Why not? It would be fun There's those like tins, you know, you get for Christmas. Yeah Popcorn any type of kind of a can corn jug of corn Yeah, right the top of corn doesn't matter where popcorns come from me

The only thing I could think of for any terms is like oh, it's like a certain way of way of pitching You know, uh-huh. Oh any of them were a certain way. Yeah, you know? Uh-huh. I don't think any of them were a certain way of pitching. Yeah, no. One of yours. EFIS. Oh, yeah. It's a type of pitch. Ah. He's like lob it. You don't see that a lot.

Canicorn. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because there's popcorn, pop fly, another term. Is that have to do with canicorn? Kind of. Canicorn is just like a super easy pop fly to catch. Okay.

Canicorn. I wonder why they call it that. Pop. You think so? Why? I have no idea. Why do you think they call it a worm? I don't know what a worm burner is. Worm burner. Just, worm! Really hard ball hit on the ground.

Like, oh, that's burning the worms. You're in golf, too. Okay. Nice low one. Okay. It was so low, I bet the burn the worms on that one? You tricked me. I could have been you want to trick me into guessing golf.

Oh, that would be good. Frozen rope. Can you imagine what that could be? No. What's a frozen rope like? It's like it'd be stiff. It'd be like stuck in the position it is. So it's like it's like a really hard.

Yeah, just straight line hit. Oh, nice. Line drive. Frozen rope. Yeah. Frozen rope., just straight line hit. Oh, nice. Line drive. Frozen rope. Yeah. Frozen rope, that's a cool one. That is cool. Baseball's got some cool phrases.

Alex Gordon up to play, it's a frozen rope down the right field line. Yeah. That's how they talk. The other one, pine tar is what they put on wooden bats to help you grip them better. Okay. I don't know how much people are using pine tar these days. Some of them. Rosin bags and other things like pine tar. AI bats. For pitchers they put that in their hand to help them grip the ball

better. It's like rock climbing chalk. Yeah. I remember I had a rosin bag when I was a kid. I thought it was so cool. Yeah. I like bought it and I would bring it you know to and from the out there the dugout with me every time I pitch. This is my rosin bag. This is my rosin bag. I can't use this. I remember getting up to like maybe he's 14 and under. I don't know when, but like the first time

he had like a mound and like, oh, that's kind of fun now. We're like throwing off a mound now. See, I feel like we always throw off mounds. Maybe I can't remember. I feel like our early kid pitch was just flat. Maybe so. Yeah, I can't remember. I remember being very particular about how deep

the mound was by the rubber. That makes sense. Oh yeah, I didn't like it crazy deep. Me neither. My cleats are gonna get caught in there. Yes, you're gonna twist an ankle. I hated too. You get in the batteries box and it's,

they've dug two trenches in there. Yes. This other team, why are they digging in so deep? This doesn't help you. No, it hurts everybody. They're stuck in the mud. Yeah, sitting up on time. It's checked out.

Yeah, Timon's doing his pride post. I'm gonna send you one for next time. We're gonna do this again. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, types of girls. No, this one. Oh, that's kind of fun. Malice at the palace, Timon.

What would you say? That's a hint. Malice at the palace timing. What would you say? That's a hint malice at the palace or What else Malice at the palace think of another one think of another one No, hold on music City Miracle. Yes music City Miracle You're trying to fight figure out the. The band is on the field. Oh, is this just football?

Wait, is this a sport? You're trying to figure out the category. Oh. Malice at the Palace. Wait. Let's just, let me get my... We're doing it right now. Let's just let me get my we're doing right now

Palace what's like a oh, oh, what's the one that's like frozen tundra? Oh, no What's something that would have a palace involved? Cricket flu game what. What? Oh. Yeah, that's a great different and flu game. Miracle on ice. Yes. Good. Now we're going to be confused with the Music City miracle. Those are two different. OK. Super Bowl 51.

Oh, what was the miracle of Jordan here? I don't know what that is. Oh, what was the miracle of Jordan hair? I don't know what that is. Oh man. Is this not football? Kick six. Kick six. Kick six was good. Oh, you would do soccer on pride month.

I know where this is going. Yeah, you just think- Catholics versus convicts. You think this is, you're saying like football. Sure. Yeah, I don't know. It's not a terrible guess. You're near it. These are the names of like famous sports games in general. Oh, really? Malice at the palace was like when a NBA player went into the stands start just punching people. Wasn't even that long ago. Geez. What does the ice have to what's miracle on ice? What's the context for that?

Oh yeah, it's when the US beat the Soviet Union. Yeah, we were like massive underdogs, never beaten the Russians in hockey before. Interesting. There's a movie about it, Kurt Russell. Tonight. This is our time. You'd think I would have heard of one of those, right?

Maybe. It's a deep cut for sports stuff. Gotcha, okay. Flu game, Michael Jordan had the flu. Which food poisoning. Yeah. Yeah. Utah. I ate the pizza. No one else had it. I ate the whole pizza. The way he says it.

I ate the whole pizza. I had pizza. I ate the whole pizza. All right. That was fun. Thanks for listening, guys. That was my comment of the week. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Let us down quite the path. What's yours at home? What'd you say? What's yours at home?

Let's see. I think this one's interesting. Sarah Jarvis 13, as a tell your dog I said hi, sticker owner, I promise it's not passive aggressive. I just wanna say hi to all the sweet pups. Okay, Sarah Jarv. Sarah Jarv. Do you have a win of the week? Cause I sure do.

Great, go ahead. My win of the week is, Rachel and I, we're just, it's summertime, we're crazy. Yeah. You know, she's, yesterday we went to Lifetime together and did the same exact workout together. That was fun, we're like trading off, doing buys, different weight, we're doing different weight.

Hey, even if not, man, you're going for tone. Not going for bulk. Yeah. That was fun. Other summertime things, yeah, we used to like compulsively buy a king-size bed. Hey, it's summer, I don't know, do it. Next summertime thing, she's like,

will you do anything this weekend? I'm like, no, are you doing anything? No, I don't, I't know. Next summertime thing. She's like, we do anything this weekend? I'm like, no, you do anything? No, I don't. It's gonna have anything. She's like, want to surprise my parents in Iowa? We're now we're gonna go to Iowa. Fun. It's summertime. Yeah, that is fun. Why not? Yeah. Make it, make it last. Make it count. That's fun. So just summer slash Rachel. Summer Rachel. Um, my win of the week is a literal win. Uh, I played basketball at my church the other day. First three games we lost in devastating fashion, brother. Oh man.

You know, play to 11, sometimes it was 14 to 12. Oh man, you guys won, dang. And then the next four games, we brought it back. Yeah. Four games in a row, win. Dude, that's such good cardio too, playing that much basketball. It was a blast, dude.

Dude, you get done doing that and you can eat anything. It's still being a deficit. So it was, yeah, I had, I was a water burger and sale take one of everything. Basically. And I was coming from lifetime where I'd already like sweat through my workout shirt, but I had like change and showered. And then I remembered this. I was like, ah, dang.

So I was like, is there a shirt there that I could use? So they gave me like a cotton, like a comfort color shirt. So I was drenched through that bad boy. Like it was one of those things like near the end, I was like apologizing to people when they were like, hey, I won't post up. I know it's gross. Yeah. Sorry, dude.

I know I'm, I'm super sweaty, whatever, but it was a lot of fun. And I, I played equally as well and as ridiculously poor in the same span of time. Full spectrum. There was sometimes where I was like, I could play in the NBA. Like that shot was amazing. And other times where I was like, I missed the entire hoop by 16 inches.

Can you think of a sport or even activity where you get so much of your sweat on someone else at basketball? Cause any other sport, I feel like. No. Football, maybe at the line you trade some arm sweat, but nothing like basketball. And you feel like there's a lot more sweat

flying around in basketball. Football, it's like, yeah, there's pads in the way. Helmets protecting most of it. But you're sweating a lot, but yeah, it's not. It's internal. Oh, basketball. Basketball, you're sharing a couple guys at the same time, maybe.

It's gotta be basketball. It's gotta be like the most, I don't know about the most physical sport. Obviously football is very physical, but like. As far as swap and sweat. Contact go. Yeah, not soccer. Soccer, sometimes you're close to people, but not really.

Hockey? No, hockey's got the pads too. It's basketball. Rugby? No pads. I bet they swap a lot. All the scrums. Oh, scrum scrum, sweat scrum.

Yes. All this time you got to win. I do. Um, I just a fun, like new hobby slash like, well, not really my hobby. My friend Ben Lobdell, he been. Why? Nope. Man hunt for Ben Lobdell.

My friend Ben Lobdell, he been Loddy. Nope. Man hunt for Ben Lobdell. He recently like bought a film, found like a film camera, an old film camera, bought some roles and like just like for the first time, just like tried like exposure app on his phone, try like shooting film. And it was like, wow. Like me and the boys were just like hanging out. It was like shooting serenading pictures yesterday, got the developed film back,

and we had no professional way of scanning it, actually see how they turned out, but we did this just makeshift setup. We used a glass panel from the fridge in the apartment, put the film on it, shown a light up through it, just the most rudimentary, but then like it turned out. And it's like, really have the photos now and they're sweet. Yeah, like they're, I mean, yeah, obviously like exposing

it's tough, but like there's a lot of like well exposed stuff and like, it's just really cool. I want to get into it. I want to like. Film guy. Art. That's an art though. Yeah, you're like.

Oh yeah, it feels so much. I mean, the photo could, you could fake a photo to look kind of like that, but it would just it would not feel You know, it's not the same. Yeah Just that's yeah, I just changed my profile picture on Instagram to one of those Hold the phone sprinting there now See you in the comments. I'll grab my popcorn I'll grab my can of corn

That's great. Yeah It's a win to win all around winds all around Let us know your great. Yeah It's a win. It's a win all around wins all around Let us know your win. Yeah. Well, that's a cool big time. Thanks Pretty I think Oliver took that one. That's kind of fun. Oh Oliver moment alone Nice guy is So you're on twice already. Yeah, I had him come over from the world. Cause your grass grows so fast.

I had him come over because I was thinking maybe in the world they would have people. So I wanted to be, have it be nice. Well, that's nice. Waste of money. All right, boys and girls, we will see you Monday. Yes. For another podcast. See you then. Amen. Amen. Love you guys.