Ghostrunners - 445 - Prude Not Crude

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

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Happy Wednesday, ghosty. Oh, start again. Happy Wednesday, ghosties. Uh, Hey, Jake time and Valor get off my high horse here. Um, there's a church sign across the street from where we like close to where we live. And it says quotation marks. We are also a capital S school period. Valor get off my high horse, it's ridiculous that if you're bragging about how you're an education system, you're capitalizing school. Yeah, this is a bit of an oxymoron, right? It's like, hey, take us seriously.

Yeah, we are also. As you spell something, right, you know. Right. Is that what's happening? Like, hey, we're not just a church, we're also a school. S-K-O-O-L. Unless it's like big C church, little C church kind of thing.

But I'm like, I don't think that's it. I think you just said school for some reason with a capital S and it bugs the heck out of me. I'm like, Valder, get off my high horse. I would never send my kids there. Yeah, I think, yeah, they're not putting their best foot forward. I would say, I don't wanna go to your church.

I bet you have a lot of capital S sin. Sin. I don't wanna go to your church. I bet you have. Capital S serious issues. Yeah, I don't wanna go to your church. I bet you have capital S psychopaths. Psychopaths.

Yeah, exactly. Serial. What's worse, capitalizing the S and saying, we are also a capital S school or saying, we are A-L-L-S-O a school. We are also a school. Or just two different words. We are all so a school.

That seems worse. I think both of those are worse than Capital S. Okay. Well, I'm gonna kick your Capital S later, Thomas. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh-uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight-beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts

and white meat too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat, so come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, cause it's the Ghost fun and go ahead. Get on your feet. Yeah. Happy Wednesday ghosties. How are we doing? Great. Had a, I had a fun weekend. I'm,'m sore from the weekend still. Oh, yeah, so much pickleball Oh, baby. It was fun. Did you see the Instagram story I put on Friday story? No, that's good. Now I get to tell you stuff Please I okay. I know nothing great about Instagram. I don't know anybody Instagram Can I ask you something real quick about it?

So I do go on Facebook every once in a while because that's one that I can kind of circumvent on. I realize I can go on Facebook through my messenger app. Okay. Anyway. And Trey is posting on his Facebook story 20 times a day. Is he doing on Instagram too? No, Facebook just changed some monetization. So he realized like, I mean, it's like the most random weird, I'm like, what is going on over here? Yeah, it's going nuts. Anytime you ever see someone you follow online, like, why are they doing this all of a sudden?

It's because they're being paid to do it. I figured, but I didn't know if it was like, because Facebook and Instagram are both meta, and so it's like, is he just going crazy to this? The guy just likes Facebook. Yeah, they changed something where, Interesting. Now we're monetizing stories,

so if you get enough views, maybe this, and so. He even told me, he's like, so I don't know if you guys want to fire up like the jean shorts stories as anything worth it yeah I'll talk to time don't worry me so anyway sorry Instagram So basically this past weekend, let's actually, let's go back. That's good.

Yeah, DJ, radio DJ. We're taking it way back. Yeah, let's go back, back, back to the 80s, 90s and today. Do you actually listen, bookmark, I guess, in the story. I've been listening to a lot of the radio this weekend. The radio. The radio. It's the radio.

So I got a message in my Tesla app like two weeks ago, I was like, thanks for being a value customer. We'd like to give you a free 48 hour test drive of any car you want. I was like, that's kind of fun. Okay, I saw this. Oh, you did see it?

I saw it in your parking or your driveway and I was like, did Jake get into Tesla? Yeah, so I was like, even though it's like free, I still can't get myself to rent a Cybertruck for 48 hours. I would still be too embarrassed to get out of that. I just can't. It just makes too much of a statement.

Nack Baxter texted me. He was like, hey, you drove the Cybertruck. Would you recommend it? And I was like, I don't think, unless you're really into people always talking to you about your car, don't buy that. I think it's a great way. Yeah, it's like, do you go about your life in a way where you like,

you wear things or you say things where you want people to ask about it? If so, this is- Gunner Duckworth, buy a Cybertruck. Yeah, the Cybertruck won't make you feel uncomfortable then. And that's fine, but I was like, even for just 48 hours, I can't do it. So I was like, what's the next nicest thing?

Doesn't matter, I got another car. But because it was still technically a demo drive, it never saved my settings for all 48 hours. So I'd like reconnect my phone to Bluetooth every time. I had to turn off navigation, I had to readjust my seat. Actually pretty annoying. It was worse than just driving my own car.

One of those champagne problems. Yeah. I don't like this. It's like my 2025 Model X doesn't remember me. It doesn't have good lumbar support. What the heck? Yeah. So it actually was, yeah, I was just like, whatever.

Did you get the one with the? Yeah, the like Falcon wing doors. How did you, what do you think of those? Pretty sweet, but also a little embarrassed to break them out. Cause is it in all, on all four of them? Just the like the rear to the back two doors. Okay. So you weren't always open.

Yeah, rarely. Okay. But still it's like, this is a bit much I think, but kind of like nice. Like you can really get in the seat. You know what I mean? Like you've got room, because this whole door is above you.

Would you consider, or would you compare it to like a trunk on a SUV or a minivan? Kind of that, like that height? Like how tall? Yeah, it's high up there. Yeah. Easy clearance. How slow do they open?

Pretty slow. And they sense like. I feel like that would get on my nerves. If I was like, if I had this car and I was ever in a rush, because I'm in a rush more than I'd like to admit. I run late to stuff. No. And it would kind of get on my nerves a little bit.

Like just shut. You're absolutely right. Because all four doors are automatic. So like... The front ones? Yeah. So you don't like open or shut them that quickly ever. Oh, how does the... Wait, you just push a button to get out of your like driver's seat. Yeah, no, uh, no blinker a little tricky

No, like no stalker. No gear shift. I'm all on the touch my reader bracelet. You say your headband Ford and then we go the blinkers on the touchscreen the blinker is on the steering wheel the gear Shift is on the touchscreen. Okay, park, reverse, you know gears? That's some of the three that I know. Neutral's in there too. I'm a drive guy. All that to say, I got so sick of connecting to Bluetooth and logging into Spotify manually for the second time

and I was like, radio it is. So I listened to the radio. What'd you listen to? Commercials. Honestly, commercials. I was dying to just, I was like, it's summertime. Let's find a nice country station. Hard to find.

Then I'm on, I don't know, hot 93.3, you know? Listen to half of an R&B song and convince myself I'm enjoying it. Three minutes of ads. All right, I guess I'll move on. 101 the Fox, sure, let's do a little Guns N' Roses, okay? Got the last 20 seconds of that, more ads. And I was like, this is so exhausting.

Yeah, dude, it does feel like radio is like, they are hurting so they need more ads. They're just playing ads all the time. Yeah, I can't help but wonder about the business of all this. How much does it cost to advertise on the radio? And maybe the radio is not the idiot. Maybe the people paying for this are the idiots. Like why, there's so many companies

still advertising on the radio. Could be, yeah. I will say, well, the people that advertise on Sports Talk Radio, I do know their advertisements. Like I've never capitalized on any of them. But you can name a few. Oh yeah. Well, I applied for the podcast from your radio.

Well, that was back in the day. Yeah, that was back in the week. Yeah. It was 2022. I'm just saying don't dog on radio. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Kind of affected you. You're right.

You're right. How familiar are you? Like you've always you've lived in Kansas City for a long time, but have you ever been a radio guy since you've been in Kansas City? Exactly. I don't know the stations. Yeah. Cause I'm like, Oh, did you go to 104.3 for country?

No, I didn't know that. Yeah. All the things like that. Yeah. Give me in Springfield. Oh, 94, seven. Sure. Yeah. All the things. That is a funny thing. Yeah. You always, you could take the boy out of his hometown, but you can't take the radio stations out of his brain.

So we've always said, yeah. That's beautiful. Okay. So anyway, just, oh, so we're going to go back three weeks. That's where this all started. I get an email about this pickleball tournament that's coming to Kansas City. There's going to be a big prize for the winner. They say it's like, all right, you duper has to be under this,

but if you're a girl, you get a 0.5 deduction. I think I may have said this last week. So I was like, I texted our sponsor player, Jada, text her down. I was like, you want to come? They say yes. That's right. I was thinking that the Tesla in the driveway was theirs.

Oh, fun guess. Yeah. Nope. Nope. So they, they drive down Saturday Saturday eight hours from the Chicago area and Get here they come straight to Isaac's parents house drop off your stuff Isaac's there to greet him He takes them over to chicken and pickle. I had just come from Zach's grad party. That's kind of fun. Oh fun Yeah, I made it there with the Model X exacts grad party was kind of fun

I didn't have much time but showed up there He had like a camera on a tripod and a light set up, and was like, hey, record a message for me. Oh, okay. So I just recorded basically another podcast episode. I was like, is there any limit? And he's like, no. No, let's do whatever you want.

Thanks for coming. Hey, what's up, man? Thanks for coming. Kachuga, kachuga, thanks for coming. Just record how long you want, sir. Yeah. No problem. No long you want, sir. Yeah, no problem. No f-stop, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. It was pretty, just sarcastic.

I was just like, man, in a world, I mean, AI's taking so many different jobs and you think you can enter this world with no college? Good luck, buddy. Good luck. Oh, good luck. Oh, man. Anyway, so we meet up at Chicken Pickle and we're playing, we're having fun.

And then there's a little bit like, I'm a little nervous going into Sunday. That's the day of the tournament. I'm like, these people drove 16 hours round trip to play in one tournament with me, and she's the better player. You know, the pressure's kind of on. I'm like, all right, hopefully we'll be all right.

That night before, pulled a muscle, playing pickleball. I'm like, I've literally never got injured playing pickleball. It's like the safest sport in the world. I never stretch. I've never needed to. It's fine. I'm like, this is so annoying. So I'm like, you guys keep playing the rest of the night.

What was it? What was the most? It was like in my calf. It's got like a calf strain. Okay. So not the end of the world, but didn't feel great. And so afterwards, Rachel, I went to lifetime at like nine 30 at night. We took them to Oklahoma, Jones and everything. And we did the compression leg sleeve stuff. Oh dude, I know we talked about it. Can you tell me about how that

works? So Rachel did it all the time in college. So she like hooked. She was like my nurse. Yes. Like, let me get you hooked up and everything. Was it in those cabinets? It's in the cabinets. You just take them out. Okay. They got a couple different sizes.

Okay. And then you sit in those chairs that say like cryo. No, that might be the chairs next to me. Those are different. Those are the chairs next to me. Yeah, you know the right chairs. I know the chairs. Yeah.

I've seen people do it. I just didn't know how. You take them. Just take them. Just take them, zip, zip. Okay. Plug plug plug. Uh-huh. And then yeah get that It's like a black box from an airplane, but you slowly could figure it and then Flip her on timer was set at 15 minutes. I was like, I guess that's good. I Is like a remote thing. Yeah, it's like a big electronic box that controls it

And yeah, it just like filled me up It was fun in the moment, like, you know, it's just like all this pressure and compression on your legs and got them elevated and it's kind of cool. Alternating, like, or was it like pulsing pressure or was it just like squeezing your leg for 15 minutes? At first it was just straight squeeze, slowly it started the toes and it worked its way up.

You're gonna want to spread a little bit cause it does get congested, a little traffic jam towards the end. Okay. And then it did do some slight pulsing, it had some movements to it, like ankles a little more pulse. Now the thighs got done with it though, and I was like, oh my calf hurts more now

than it did before, but it's probably an acupuncture thing. Sometimes it's like they work it out of you. Yeah, like I'll be fine. Okay. Anyway, that's just to set the stage for us, like gosh, the one time, I guess malafinger kind of counts as a pick I'll be fine. Okay. Anyway, that just to set the stage for us like, gosh, the one time I, you know, I guess Malafinger kind of counts as a pickable injury, but not

really. So you were feeling the next day. Yeah. I was like, dang it. I can't move like I'd like to, but super fun. We go to this tournament. Scott is technically able to play in it with his wife, Sam. Okay. It was like, gosh, they're in this division. This is not gonna be great. 16 teams, Jade and I are doing great though. Was your calf warming up? Like, was it feeling better? No, it just kept getting worse.

It just was bad. So then I'm talking to Chad GPT and I'm like, I know this is not a long-term solution, but can I just take a bunch of painkillers? Like, how much worse can I hurt it? And I was like, yeah, go for it. And I don't know how painkillers work because I took so much ibuprofen and calf hurt the whole day.

I really was confused. I was like, isn't that supposed to... Yeah, I don't know. Why would that not work? Whatever. Okay, bummer. It was crazy busy. Zach was there filming with us.

He'd be like, this court, this court, this court. Didn't have much time to talk, but every time I saw Scott, I was like, how are we doing? He'd just shake his head. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's just one of those things, it's like I think once every year Scott and his wife

need to play together to remind themselves why they don't play together. Yeah, right. It had been a year, it's like, this could be fun. Maybe. And they got five minutes in, like this is why we haven't done this in a year. So yeah, I was just joking with him.

I was like, we could title this video, I think Scott came up with this idea, he's like, we could title the YouTube video Watch a Divorce Happen in Real Time, not Clickbait. 5.0 pickleball divorce. Attorney on standby. Oh, that would be tough.

Yeah, I think they just like, they kept collapsing. It was like, we had them up 10-8, and then Sam and I smacked paddles on a middle ball, and they ended up winning. We had them down nine to five and then Sam said you and then I said you and then we both didn't. They just kept losing on miscommunication. I think they were about to just go at each other.

So I stopped checking in on Scott after a while. Oh my gosh, I almost forgot to, when we got to Chicken and Pickle Saturday night, I can't believe I forgot to say this. Scott forgot his shoes. And so he's like, should I just go to Shields? I don't want to make us all have to wait. Whatever.

What were his casual shoes? I think slides like not even like shoes at all. Normally I would have extra shoes for him. I'm in this new stupid car who has radio. Right. I don't have my old shoes for him.

I can I can make you get into that backseat real easily, but I don't have shoes. Guess where it's the same size as Scott. Say them. Jada. Oh, okay. Oh, really? So Scott's like, dude, good news is 15 year old girl and I wear the same size. And I actually like the same colors. So that's awesome. Lime green and pink. Sweet.

It was so funny. They were lavender shoes. Scott couldn't get enough of them. You know, the whole time we're like playing, you know, someone's doing like, you know, someone's trying to love them up and he's like, not in these shoes, not the whole time we're like playing, you know, someone's doing like, you know, someone's trying to luff them up. And he's like, not in these shoes, not in these shoes. We get done, you know, like, he's like, Scott, he's like, Jade, I might have to buy these off of you. Like how, like. It's like like Mike or something.

Do you have extras or like, where did you get these? He's serious, now he's not even joking. He's like, what are these called on the website? And like, what size are you in women? So I could, I'm not seeing them in the men's section. 15 minutes goes by, we're at Oklahoma Joe's now and Scott's on his phone and he hasn't said much in five minutes and he's like, these are the ones. And we're like, are you buying them right now?

And he's like, yeah. And I was like, and you're buying like the exact same ones that Jada has. He's like, yeah, but I am going to size down a bit. Like, oh my God. They were a bit big on me. It's so funny you're okay with admitting this. Oh, there's nothing, there's no one like Scott Beck.

I know, it was great. What a guy. The guy's in defeat. Yeah, that's right. He's always looking at shoes. So that was funny. But let's just, we don't need to talk about this anymore. Jada and I won the whole thing.

Let's go. It was awesome, out of 16 teams. It was so great. Yeah, it was just like this, basically this adult men's tournament, and my partner was this 15 year old girl, Chayden and I won the whole thing. It was awesome. Out of 16 teams. It was so great. Yeah. It was just like this, basically this adult men's tournament and my partner was this 15 year old girl and it made the whole trip worth it.

So she's amazing. She's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Without like being at the pro level. Yeah. She's very solid.

She's 15. Yeah. Just turned 15. So it was really fun. You play two men in the final. Yeah. Like two like really athletic, like two, like six, two guys. Yeah. Oh Yeah, like two like really athletic, like two like six two guys.

Oh, this was, I've never had, like, I don't see a lot of conflict in my life, but so like, but the championship game, it's like, all right, we lost the first game, we won the second, now we're going to game three, this is it. I don't know how old this kid was, maybe 20 years old on the other side of the net,

but he starts trash talking kind of like Jada specifically. And he's not doing like when I'm messing up, he's not saying anything to me. But when Jada hits the ball in the net, he's being like, Nope. When Jada hits a ball out, that's not there. Just like little things, not necessarily under his breath, like to her. And you felt like it was, yeah, only her. He's not saying it to me. Why is it to her? He did it like in all the game two. And I didn't never said anything. Dang, that'd be like if someone like commented mean things,

but like usually just about one person. It is like that. And you're like, should I defend them or would that make it worse? Right. Or you just gotta pile it on more. But who knows? I don't know.

Who cares? In this instance. Not me. Go ahead. In this instance, I was like, go ahead. It's that I was like, I don't know, it feels kind of like a big brother thing. And so I was just, he let it fly one more time and I don't think so, something like that.

And I go, hey, does it feel cool to like trash talk a 15 year old girl? And he's like, what? And I said, just like, how does it make you feel when you like talk down to her like that? And he didn't say anything and the rest of the guy. Yeah, that's the best way. Is you make them answer a question.

Yeah. Rather than escalate in the situation, make them answer to what they're doing. Hey, what makes you do this? Why do you think this is a good idea? What? Yeah, I just want to know how cool it makes you feel. Yeah.

Because it seems awesome. Be honest. Does it make you feel very cool? Like, can I try it? On you real quick? Yeah. Why does that remind me of when I went down a rabbit trail after we filmed the to catch a predator, like parody?

I feel like it reminds me of the type of questions that Chris Hansen asks people. That's funny. It kind of just, what were you planning on doing today? Right. Like, what do you think would happen? And why did you like, you thought that was a good idea? Like, I don't know, just the same tone. That is funny. I am Chris Hansen. When you confronted him, do you remember the score? Like, were you guys winning, losing? Like, did that kind of turn the game? Because I think maybe he was trying

to do that to get in her head, make himself feel better, about like, feel more confident or something. And I wonder if like, you push back and all of a sudden he was like, subconsciously playing worse because of it. That's what actually Jada caught on of it. Do you remember that? That's what actually Jada caught on to that. I wasn't paying attention. I was just like, when you're like the worst player

on the court, you're just trying to ruin myself. Yeah, 100%. Just don't screw it up. Yeah. Her dad's watching. Just be cool. There's a lot of people watching, but Jada was actually the one,

like I think they took a timeout and she was like, good job, he's been a wreck ever since you said that. And I was like, oh cool. Yeah. I hadn't even noticed actually. I feel like pickleball, like stuff that's like so small, like slightly, like you can barely hit it a little bit harder and it's like way worse of a shot.

Like, so there's like a lot more mental, like you can mess with somebody mentally, I think. So yeah, it was a close game, but yeah, it was pretty cool to win against the guys. And that's great. Yeah, and I just sent them all the prize money and I was like, thanks for driving down here. It's so nice of Isaac's parents to host them.

Yeah, seriously. It was a great time. Rachel came, brought butter rolls for a bunch of people. Oh, good call. That's fun. Yeah, got done with that, and then Scott and I had to play in the next division. So that's why it was a long day.

And then I got the Burger King. And the calf was just barking. It was, yeah. But I sit every night. I'm doing the compression, the elevation. Yeah, so, okay, so did you go elevated on that chair? Yeah, I did. You were basically inverted?

Kind of, I mean, the legs were high. But is that why they do that, is for the blood flow or something? I guess. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Cause I see, I see like, yeah, seven year old men sometimes just like upside down in these chairs with like these big mittens on their feet. Yeah. Wait, where are you talking about? At lifetime. Oh fun. Yeah. Cause we used that. We have one of those in our basement for a while. Yeah. The inversion

table, but this isn't truly an inverse. It's like a massage chair looking thing, but it can go backwards pretty far. it's not truly upside down. I remember we would like play on it as kids and my mom did not like that. We'd like, tip me next. Yeah. Do it, yeah, whatever. Like put your feet in shackles to do it.

Yeah, basically like, yeah. Anyway, it was just fun. It was fun to be able to like just, you know, not that I made a lot of promises But I was the one like taking charge like signing her and I tried to like offer like we're different than other companies And like this was like a cool thing like you invite you to stay with us and like you get to play with me And and now we won this tournament. That's gonna be such a good YouTube video gonna be a good email campaign Hello. It's like this is great. This is a win-win fever. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, let's go. Yeah, it's like, this is great. This is a win-win for everyone. She's playing with the fever? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Let's go. Yeah, she's great. Awesome. How'd you find her? What's the? LinkedIn, no. Dinked in. Oh.

I know, I want to make a video called Dinked In. That. Right. I don't know if it's going to pop, but that's so funny. It's clever. Yeah, it's so funny. I know, I had that idea. I think I actually texted Tymon.

Like I had that idea probably three or four months ago. I was like, oh, that's genius. I was like, what else do I do with that? Well, you cause you don't know LinkedIn probably. Yeah. You gotta ask your friends that do LinkedIn stuff. Yeah. I have the title.

I bet Graydon would know LinkedIn. You'd ask Graydon about LinkedIn. I bet he's on there. Graydon? I would say, yeah. An 18 year old is probably the best person for me to ask. That's probably good. Yeah.

He's just the one person I could think of that's like on it. He's just in corporate stuff. Okay. Insurance. I think he has a LinkedIn. And again, I might, and I've never opened the app. Yeah.

Like that's a, that's a world I don't know much about, but I know that people do and it's very big world. It's a thing. Yeah. Social media of sorts. We found her, I think we met her in person when we went to Phoenix in February. I was arranging all these shoots for us

with the juniors and the kids and everything. And so she was one of the people I hit up and her and her dad came by. I remember that. Yeah, it's great. Dude, that's awesome. It's great. Sports related, my sister texted me the other day, like her son, my nephew Cole, really wants me to help him with his walk up song for baseball.

Oh, that's great. He's I think 11 years old. And so I was trying to figure out all these different songs. And of course, I'm like looking back at like 90s and 2000s songs. He like specifically requested like I want Uncle Brad to help. I don't know if back at like nineties and 2000 songs. He like specifically requested, like I want to go Brad to help. I don't know if it's like, I don't know. It was like one of those things where she had texted me a while back and I was like, oh yeah, I'll work on that. And I hadn't done much with it. And then he asked again, I was like, all right, it sounds like I need, you know, he wants my help.

I don't know for whatever reason he thinks I'm kind of cool. I don't know. Whatever. But like, and so I tried to almost be like, all right, Cole, what are you going for? Are you going for just like super hype, like right off the bat? Are you going for a little more of like an ominous like, Oh, here he comes, you know, or you were like copyright free public domain. I did ask, I was like, does it have to be the beginning of the song or can you do any part of the song? You know, they said 30 seconds anywhere you want it. I'm like, okay, good to know. And I was like, and I tried to kind of like preach to him a little bit. I was like, I always thought it was cool.

And Mike Sweeney would play Jesus freak, you know, like maybe you should do something with your faith, you know, all these different things. So the skillets and maybe so skillets and maybe, yeah, maybe strong tower by skillet. So mercy me is out, right? That's not quite his vibe, but, but I tried to find all these different songs and like it's, I just learned it's wild. How many songs I enjoyed and listened to as a kid that if they weren't on the radio talking about on the radio, there's no way I would have listed that song.

Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like even like get low or something like that. Like it's just like, it's like, Oh my gosh, the real version of the song is not even close to being appropriate, but the radio version is fun. Yeah. I thought the sweat just went down and fall. It did. And all the females crawled, but like all of a sudden those females are degraded a little bit. And there's no walls at all. I don't think there is. Yeah. Um,

and so it's like, what? Oh my gosh, this is way different. And like, so now I almost feel bad of like, uh, you know, you can't listen to those songs anymore. I mean, maybe there's edited versions of them, but it's like, oh, that's, that's not the same song at all. So you're saying like specifically little John Eastside boys, it's tough for you to find like, or like all these different songs. I was like, cause, cause I added a heart of a champion by Nelly to the list. Great song, clean song, I think. But then of course it's, it's like suggesting all these other songs to this place. Cause I made a Spotify playlist for him suggesting all these other songs was like, okay, let me listen to this one. It was like some song. I can't remember it now, but like, it's like, Oh snap. That

is not the version I know. Yeah. So, and that just happened more and more. And I was just more critical. I was like, Oh yeah. I can't use that. Final countdown. He's go with that one. I didn't go file. I didn't throw some classic rock in there. Who knows if he wants, you know, do some of that hair metal. And then I was like, I'll just do a lot of like, look, cray and forest Frank. Like who knows? Like I just took a break and now I'm back to work. I don't know that one. Force Frank, yeah. That's a good one actually.

Yeah. It's a good one. So Force Frank's got some bangers and I'm like. He really does. I don't know if Cole likes it, but like. Yeah. I think he's got some, yeah, fun like hip hop songs. So it was just a fun exercise of like, oh snap.

Like I could like suggest this song, but I, unless I say like these 20 seconds, it's like, you got to listen to the rest of the song. I don't want, I don't want my nephew to listen to that. I never got a walkup song. We never like had speakers that was like, yeah, all these things that they're doing as 11 year olds on like this semi very low competitive baseball team. I'm like, that would have been amazing for us when we played in high school.

I didn't get that as an 18 year old in the state championship game. Why is he having when he's eight? It's getting off a tee. I remember the first time we played on a turf football field was like my senior year of high school. And now Bo played on a turf baseball field as a four year old, like just wild. I remember, I mean like, yeah, back to high school baseball days, like we were like blessed enough to have a grass infield, not the whole infield, obviously, but like the, you know, the interior part. That was a big deal. Yeah. That was like, that's pretty nice. Cause

most of the places you would go to, it's just all dirt. You're just like playing a parking lot. Basically. Right. Ground balls get on your quick with no grass. They skip and they'll just like, skip up on you. Yeah. It's not as fun. Yeah, 100%. That's so true. Yeah, I remember when my coach, Coach John, took over as the coach, that's when we got like our own helmet and it had our number on the back. Oh, yeah. You know, just a sticker, number six or whatever. Like, that was so cool though.

Like, oh my, and they were fitted hats. Watch out. They were like flex fit but still fitted. So, anyway, good times with the KC Reds. A lot of just like little, just fun memories. Yeah. Just putting on your batting helmet and be like, Oh, this is the one that doesn't fit weird. Yes, dude. This is the one who had this. Cause they used to have that foam that was like, really you shouldn't call that foam. It's like this is, this, this would hurt somebody if you hit,

hit them with this foam. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you get like the comfy foam Yeah, but tell me we're in high school. You ever get beaned in the head. I Don't may not that I remember but I feel like maybe I have I can't recall I did a couple maybe I would have Remembered if I didn't get Possible thing. Yeah. Yeah, I got a couple times in the head. You don't feel a thing. It's great It's kind of like yeah, it's really loud. Did I just get hit in the head, you don't feel a thing. It's great. It's kind of like, it's really loud. Did I just get hit in the head? You know, it's like almost like I didn't feel anything.

This could be so embarrassing if I just start going to first. Like, dude, you didn't get hit. I swear, yeah. That's funny. Yeah, but have I ever told you, I hit a kid in the face when I was pitching one time and it like ruined him. Really?

Yeah, it was at practice. It was like one of, it was like the him. Really? Yeah, it was at practice. It was like the right when we started doing kid pitch. And so you just throw a wild pitch. Oh yeah, you're 12, who cares? But he just doesn't turn. Yeah, I bet I was younger than that. I bet I was nine or 10. He's like, oh, this is a late breaking curveball.

I'm gonna stay in the box. I'm not gonna let him freeze me. And then like he played the rest of the season, but like barely got in the box. Like he's always backing out and always nervous. And I, yeah, you did. You broke him. I, yeah, there's probably some deep seated, like guilt there for me.

Wow. But like I, I just, I nailed them in the face. He cried. Of course it's like, you can't handle the stinky cheese. So I threw pretty hard back. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. It was a big boy.

Man. That would get some momentum. Yeah. It's always like both ends, man. Yeah. Huh? Like that's pretty much how he's age right now. Like what's, is there some event that happens to Hattie sometime? That's like, yeah, I remember that. Never, never want to, you know, use a coloring book again after that. Yeah. He threw a coloring book at my face. I didn't turn away from it. Oh, dude. Can I talk stupid kid story? I'm playing baseball with a bow and Hattie and just recently I've like taught them that they can lead off and so that's fun on the basis. And so Bo, of course, is leading off and just taunting me taunting me. Daddy, daddy. It's like it is. It's like picture, picture, picture. Yeah.

And he's just going dad. And I am waiting. I'm just waiting for him to just get a little bit too far off. I have my ball in my hand. I'm like back to him. And I finally just turned and just across the field, nail them in the back. And he cried. It really, yeah, yeah. Well, can't take that big of a lead. I was like, get caught. I was like, Bo, that's what happens, buddy. I have a promise to myself. If for whatever reason I ever get to throw a first pitch

of a baseball game, I want to try to like, like throw it to first. Like try to pick someone off, like go up and then like try to pick some off at second, first, like, you know, keep them honest. All right, all right, just making sure. All right, and now I'm going home with it. If you do a first pitch,

are you going to throw as hard as you can? I think you've got to go 80% and go with accuracy. Yeah. Yeah. I think I said this on a podcast. My mom got to throw the first pitch like four weeks ago. What? I'm not joking. At like a Stratford baseball game. It's like, hey, Trish Triplett, she's been in the school system forever, she's retiring.

Here's the first pitch. That's cool. Yeah. How'd she do? She did all right. Yeah. That's great. Got down there.

Love that. Yeah. That's awesome. I think like a couple of days before, she like asked my dad, she's like, can we go to the yard and practice? My dad was like, absolutely not. All these years I've asked you to go hit golf balls with me,

go do this, that with me, never wanted to. Now, no, you're on your own. You don't get to practice. Throw against the wall. Go ask coach. Yeah, Uncle John might play with you. Throw against the wall. That's great.

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I'm gonna send you guys. Speaking of coach. I think you might. How does he have a picture of my uncle? Find this picture fun. Oh, I hope I find it fun. Whoa. Hey, whoa.

Time. How'd you? All right, time. So we're looking at a picture right now if you're listening audio and that's cool guys Sammy I know yeah, it's like cool guys Sammy Timon is Four feet away from the greatest coach in the NFL of all time in Andrew F. Reed Very excited about it Why are you here? Why you're on your laptop? I was doing like playback, like

showing clips for this interview that with Andy Reid is a fun time. Hey, I'm kind of embarrassed. I do a lot of video work and I don't know what doing play playbacks. So there's plays and then it's like, you show it back to them. It's football stuff. Like Andy Reid will say like trips, right? Gone. Okay. Can I go back 10 seconds? Like, you know, when you go back, like you're like, Oh, I want to list that part again. You, you, you press like the double click that goes back to like, Oh, okay. That's a playback 10 trips, right? Gun. Okay. 80. Yeah. Okay. PB 10 PB 30 on that. Please fear of God. Fear of God. Please. Um, basically there's, there's just like a TV in the interview set up and they like a couple of times reacted

to some clips that had been curated. And I I was like I was the one that Was like push and play going back to the graphic. Where is this in arrowhead at the training center? Yeah, something like yeah, is that Jason Garrett? Another picture he's a coach of some team. Well, there's there's another picture. Yeah, I sent another one. He's the guy interviewing him I don't remember. Yeah, it's a hundred percent Jason Garrett. Yeah, but he's a coach of some other team What'd you think of Jason Garrett? I mean, he seemed, he was, he was good at being on camera. I don't know anything about him, but like he was really good at keeping it like professional,

a little like a little stiff and not like natural seeming. I was going to say he seems like a robot. Like have you ever watched him on like NBC or something? No, I don't know much about him. I also didn't like realize he was a coach as well until afterward. And so I didn't like had that context because I thought he was some kind of like just media guy that was doing interviews and he was like, he just seems very like prepared and just not very like like that excited or whatever.

Okay. Yeah. But yeah, did Andy talk to you or anything? He say anything? No, he was, he was pretty in and out like, okay. In film for 20 minutes just like got mic'd up took his guys mic taken off and just kind of left like he had and there Was like another crew in the other room like doing another thing with him. But okay. Yeah Good job. He was pretty tall. That's fun. That's a big dude. Yeah. When was this? Monday morning. Oh yesterday morning. It seems like a long time ago. Oh, there's Zach too. Yeah, Zach was there. That's awesome. Yeah, it's fun.

I there's certain people in life that I would be crushed if I heard they were like a bad person and I think Eddie Reed would be one of those people. God. God. Yeah. God. Yep. There would be earth shattering. If I found out that God doesn't tip 20%, I'd be like, come on, come on, God. Well, he said 10 and he didn't do anything bad while I saw him. So that's good. He didn't do anything. I didn't seem to do anything bad. So if that helps, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. And he said, he, he said dang one time, which I like, I like when people say dang, he's a dang guy. Yeah. Gal dang. Yeah. I don't know. Like I understand there's probably so many flaws with all my favorite athletes, but it's like,

Andy Reed seems like he's just a good guy. I don't know. Seems like he loves his wife, doesn't it? It does. Yes, exactly. So I don't know. Let me tell you about a standup guy in my life. If we're going around and we're all sharing male role models.

Mine's Andy, been for a long time, role model, yeah. Mine is my favorite pickleball friend who is slowly hitting on me. Yes. This was, hey, my daughter's hot. I tried to fight it. Next week was, hey, smiley, butt tap. This past week I saw him once again.

And so I kind of previewed this last week. This is going to sound made up. Or like this is exactly how it goes. So first of all, he was like, we're talking about something. He's like, by the way, like, how are you? Like you're pretty involved in that Friday company, right? I was like, yeah, yeah.

And I think, cause it seemed like he was like, they should be paying you man. Yeah, yeah. You know, he's like, dude, I was like, yeah, yeah. And I think, because it seemed like he was like, they should be paying you, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, dude, I got a daughter who works in marketing too. She's got to make, you know, so he gives me the whole spiel again. He didn't remember, yeah. That's fine.

And then I'm kind of like walking away. He follows me and he goes, hey, how do I get in a video? Like, we've done this before too, whatever. I'm like, oh yeah, we'll see, maybe someday. He goes, I got a video idea for you. Oh yeah, linked in. I kid you not, he goes, can a 4.0 man beat three 3.0 women in thongs?

Oh man. He's like saying this like- It'd be tough to move around with those sandals on. Look, there's so many other people around. Right. Saying this to me. I'm just like, oh, I don't know if we'll do that one. Four maybe, we'll have a chance.

Three, where do you put the third? Yeah. I think it should be symmetrical. Right down the middle. Right down the middle. Right down the middle. Split the middle, solve the riddle. Yeah, you would play both sides. Got it.

Got it. He doubles down a little bit. Doubles down. I'm like, I'm going to go over here and he goes, or we could do a topless. I'd volunteer to play in that one. I'm just like. No one wants to see you topless, buddy. What makes you think this is what we do?

It's somewhat adjacent, it's pickleball. It is pickleball, it is pickleball related content. Yep. Yeah, you just follow me around just suggesting inappropriate videos. It's like, how did I get here? What'd I do? I think as a kid, I thought like,

man, there's a lot of crude people at my school, but like, when they were adults, they'll be, they'll grow up. Yeah, you grow up eventually. You don't make those jokes anymore. You learn that, nope, not always. Like there's people out there that are gonna make those jokes the rest of their life. It's just, I'm just not around people

who say stuff like that. Right. What if I played women in thongs? It's like, dude, gross. I'm uncomfortable right now. Stop it. And other people can hear you and you're associating yourself with me. Yeah.

So he keeps it coming. I'm not playing there this week, so probably won't have a story for you guys next week, which is probably for the best. It's escalating. Yeah. How do you, I know you well enough to be like, I don't know. Like you did not give him much of a time of day with that. I think, yeah. Just like, Oh yeah, we'll see. Yeah. It could be.

I think I somehow we got, he's like, it could be, uh, you know, maybe, or I think I said, I was like, I don't know if that one could really be on YouTube. He's like, maybe we'll have to take it to only fans. And I was like, only pickles. And then I was like, why am I, why am I, why am I doing this? Why am I doing this? Yeah. Stop. Yeah. Just every once in a while when I'm talking to somebody, it's like, man, this person has been talking to me

way too long. But then I ask him another question. I'm like, why did I do that? Why did I do that? Just in the conversation. Dang it. That's wild, dude. Just, yeah. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like some people are just like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be this wild, dude. Just, yeah.

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like, some people are just like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be this way for the rest of my life. That's just who I am. That's the job I have, or the people I associate myself with. I'm like, oh man. It's just a very bold way of treating other people.

Just so presumptuous. Like, they probably don't wanna joke, hey, he's a guy, I'm a guy. This is how we joke. This is what we do. This is what we do. This is how we do. Yeah. Hey Smiley.

Maybe as Christians, we should assume that everyone else is Christians too. And just ask them like, so what have you been reading your Bible lately? You know? Well, they do the same thing on the opposite spectrum for us. Yeah.

My grandma, like my mom's mom, just sweetest old lady, so sheltered, her whole life she was sheltered. She thought everyone went to church. Like she, I didn't matter who she met. She was just like, so where do you go to church? Obviously you would. Where do you go? That's what I'm saying. We're taking it back. We're taking back the extreme assumptions. Yeah. And what Bible verse did you memorize today? Yeah. When could you watch your first R rated movie? Like turn it on them. Like it's like on, it's prude, not crude.

Prude, not crude. Yeah. Hashtag, that's a shirt. Prude, not crude. Prude, not crude. And on the back, it's like a question. It's like, when, when, ah. Go ahead. No, nothing.

No, no, no, no. Prude, not crude. When did you learn what was? Blank, blank. No, the blank. It's different shirts, ah. Go ahead. No, nothing. No, no, no, no. Prude not crude. When did you learn what was? Blank. Different shirts, yeah. When did you learn what this was? I like it, it says prude not crude, but the crude has an exclamation,

or an asterisk for the you. So it looks a little edgy. You bleeped it out or something. Prude not crude. Yeah. Yeah. Every now and then Rachel will go back, Rachel and I will go back and and forth just kind of sharing like,

did you know what this was? I didn't know what that was. She's like, you know, it was confusing for me. Yeah. Guys in my high school would say this. I thought it was this. Those are some wild conversations. And it's like, I still don't know what that is. Yeah. Can you show me right now? Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. That's the great part about marriage though. You can have those open conversations. Yeah. I'm trying to think of a good example, even if I could though. I probably wouldn't want to say it, but Rachel didn't know what this. Yeah. Oh man. I got to think of something now. Now I'll tell you, I'm having trouble finding her because we upgraded to this king size bed. We're sleeping in the same bed

and I don't know where she's at. It's wild. I mean, it's just like, what different ends of the universe. I mean, I don't know how, it's not that much. I mean, it's like 12 or 16 inches difference. How much larger is a king than a queen? But it feels, yeah, 16 inches wider,

but 16 inches, give or take, that feels, it feels so much like sometimes I'm like, Oh, I kind of want to like get close to Catherine. Like I am 68% of the way on her side of the bed at this point. And I'm still not finding the other night. I wanted to get closer to Rachel. I looked how far away she was in the distance. I plotted it out. Then I grabbed some rock climbing chalk and I started scratching and clawing my whole body weight to get there. Yeah, you need a range finder to get over there.

Like, it's like, what in the world? How far is your, what's the slope? All right. All right. Should be a nice, comfortable nine iron for me. It's just like crazy. Yeah, dude. It's so far away.

I could not agree more. Yeah. But also sometimes it's awesome. Oh, yeah. It's all perks. Yeah. Because then when you have kids that, like, Bo the other night just came into my bed and like, yeah, no problem.

Just right in the middle, no one knew it was the wiser. Yeah, it's crazy. So yeah, it is a wild, does your room feel way smaller? Like, is it like congested in there? I mean, you have a big enough room, but like. Yeah, I think because we rearranged it, we're just in, I mean, it's fun mode right now. It's like, I can't believe the bed's over there.

What are we thinking? Where is it? We're insane. Like right when you walk through the door, you're like looking at the bed now. Straight there. In the corner or still got a little space. You gotta have a little space.

Nice, Dan. Love it. That's fun. Rearranging a room is like a simple joy in life. It did take us about seven hours on Friday. But did it? That's fine. I mean, part of it is like assembling our new bed frame

and doing the whole mattress. But Fridays are just fun. Cause most of the time I'm like cramming, I'm procrastinating, I'm working so hard Thursday night, get the videos uploaded. And then Friday is just like, we made it. What do you want to do? Let's build a bed.

Yeah, heck yeah. That's so fun. How was it like, you got one of the ones in a box, like the mattress that just like blew up basically. Yeah, bellows out. Yeah, it's pretty fun. Like, because it's vacuum sealed and you cut a layer cut a layer nothing yet. You slice a layer nothing yet It's like those like viral videos where they're like popping the different layers of water balloons

You seen those until you get to the last one is like that and then you finally break the seal and then it's like Yeah, pretty fun. So good. Love it. Congrats, man. Thank you. Thank you. Let's do some schmores. Yeah. Shall we? We're doing the schmores of kids schmores of kids, just straight up kids. Yeah. So, uh, me slash mainly Rachel one last week, big time. Rachel dominated.

All right. My number one kid is going to be like a, like a little farmer boy who takes on the qualities of his dad. Oh, like the, the kid in the tractor. Yeah. Kid who can talk tractors and he's wearing jeans and he's got a belt buckle and in the hat, like it's all the way clipped on the end. Like it barely fits his head.

And you know what? Yeah. I was going to say they always use the adult hats. And so they look so cute in those hats. Yeah. Boots and yeah. Just being able to talk, you know, talk cattle. Good, good crops. Yeah. Farmer boy who's like an adult. Okay. Me next or you time? I don't know. Jake, I can go time. It'll go. I guess first one I thought of. I really didn't. I don't have good answers for this. I just was like, I don't know.

The Kid Leroy, first one I could think of. Oh wow. That's the fun one. First one. Yeah, first one. Great song, only know one song, Stay, Justin Bieber. Good song. That's one you should listen to on the radio, FYI.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love, I don't know why this gets fed to me. Like it got fed to me on TikTok, watched it, loved it. I get on YouTube a couple weeks later. It suggested me on YouTube. How'd they know? Watch it again. It's like some live performance

where Justin Bieber is like kind of- Oh, is this the one where he's like drunk? Yeah, but it's great. Singing it beautifully. It's so great. How much are you guys following this whole Justin Bieber thing as an aside? Oh, what's going on?

Is it a current thing? Well, I don't know. It just seems like he's just messed up. Oh yeah, I followed him on Instagram actually for like three days and then stopped. Really? Oh, he's always Instagram. It's kind of weird. A lot of celebrities are like that. Like, can't you just be normal? I don't know. The videos I've seen, it's like, I think he's like on, he's like, he's like drugged up and like, or maybe seven, like a manic episode. I haven't

seen videos. I've just seen that. He just posts a bunch of selfies and it's just like weird captions. Everyone's like, just stop doing drugs. Really? I've seen the comments. So I don't feel like he's always been that way. Everyone's like, just stop doing drugs. Really? That's what I've seen in the comments. So I don't feel like he's always been that way. I didn't pick Justin Bieber as my favorite kid, guys. All right. He was a good kid. Yeah.

As a kid, he was fun. All right, my first pick is gonna be Hattie. Hattie. Okay. Ellis? Yeah, Hattie, Louise, Ellis. Okay. Oh, yours.

Good. Mine, yeah. Good pick. My second pick is going to be Kevin McAllister. Home Alone. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Good kid. Just that he thought on his feet, cared about others. You can take, you can do a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

You know, just heart. I'm not afraid anymore. And yeah, bonded with old't mess with kids on Christmas. You know, just a heart. I'm not afraid anymore. And yeah, bonded with old men, bonded with pigeon ladies, made me laugh. As for years. I'm satisfied and smiling. Yeah, so it cares about nutrition,

cares about hygiene, going to get real good. Oral hygiene. Fabric softener, yeah, all the whole thing. So shout out, Kevin. Good pick. Good kid. Dash from the Incredibles. Oh, good pick, good pick. Good kid. Um, Dash from the Incredibles. Oh, good pick.

Good pick. Good kid. Yeah. Good movie. Great kid from good movie. Best, best of the Incredibles for sure. Right? I always liked Dash.

Yeah, probably so. Yeah. I mean, nothing really happens with this character, but. A letter box over here. Yeah, that's good. I just heard that. No real character arc.

I've just like seen that talked about in the Incredibles. Oh, letter boxed over here. Yeah, that's good. I just heard that. No real character arc. I've just like seen that talked about in Incredibles. Every other like character has their arc and he just does nothing. He's just fast the whole time. Unless that's the second one. I don't know, man. I just, I never seen the second one, but the Incredibles is one of my favorite movies of all time.

So what about the second one? I liked it a lot. A lot of people were disappointed. Maybe I'm just thinking of like, that was great. Dash's ability was the coolest and most fun. Yeah. Like when he's at the track meets like slow down. Yeah. I was one. I just, there's random videos that I would just like get him. I recommended at 11 PM at night while I'm eating a bowl of cereal and I'll just like watch them. This was like super speed and TV and movies. Like what's like the best way to do it. And dash is like

one of the best ways. It's just like, he's simply just like fast. He's not slowing down time. Yeah. He's just really fast. Yeah. He can just like run faster than you should be able to. I don't remember anything about the movie, but when Incredibles 2 came out, I was in Los Angeles that weekend,

and some of my friends were like, hey, do you want to go see it? So we went to like the, I think it was called like the Chinese theater, something kind of famous. We went there and there were like all these people, or sorry, like they brought in like Mrs. Incredible is down on the floor, like talking to us. Like a premier?

Like, I guess, I don't know. Like the woman who did Mrs. Incredible's voice. Or was it like a mascot? It was like a, you know, if you go to Disney World and it's like, this is Snow White. Oh, interesting. So what was she like? Thick. No. Some guys don't grow out of it.

Like, golly. No, I remember just being like, how long does this part last? When does the movie start? Is Edna here? If not, then let's just get this thing going. Yeah, that's funny. All right, hey, does anybody know what the best coffee in the world tastes like?

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Right there. Buy it. My computer died, but from what I remember, the first kid that came to mind, oh, Shirley Temple. Oh, great. Great. I wish I'd thought of that. First kid that came to mind

had one last night from Cactus Grill. And that's also part of it. I can't believe she fits in this little glass. Two cherries. So yeah, Shirley Temple. I just remember like, kind of like an infomercial type commercial would always come on.

I don't know what station I must've been watching back in the day, but they were selling the Shirley Temple DVD set, and that was my introduction to her. Never really seen anything she's in, but man, I've seen that commercial. Animal crackers in my soup. Yeah, dude.

So I know that. Didn't grow up with her at all, yeah, like you did, but since having kids, watched her movies, and it's unbelievable how good she is. She was just extremely talented, super young. What is going on with this girl? How did they teach her to do this? And how do you even find talent like that in the 60s?

You can't do like an online casting call. I don't know, man. Yeah, that's a good point. Oh my god, I'm looking her up. From 1934 to 1940, I mean, this is probably 23 movies. She just. Or just like mainly, I'm just seeing like, it's just incredible how many movies she was in.

She was a lot for the sixties. She's way older and I thought. That's a good point. I don't know. Are you getting another pick? I'm going to go with like a, like a sporty girl. Sporty girl. I like a sporty, a sporty young girl. I like a girl who's like into sports and like is playing with the boys.

That's like my favorite like archetype of child that's in there. Yeah. A bit of a tomboy. Is that kind of like, is that kind of ish? No, I don't think it is a tomboy. Tomboy's still on the board. Okay.

If you guys want it. No, I think she's, hey, she'll, she can French braid her hair and steal home, I think she's, hey, she'll, she can French braid her hair and steal home. That's like the subtitle of her book. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not like, oh, I want to be a boy. Just like, I'm chill with the boys. Yeah. She can. Like she's still kind of flirting while she's playing. Yeah. She's here for a good time. Yeah.

Yeah. She can, she'll paint your nails and cross you up. Oh, here we go. They're not paint your nails. Mm-hmm. She'll paint her own She could paint yours too on the court depends on how she crosses. Oh, she painted my nails She'll do her waterline and spike Spike that's my pick. That's good. That's okay. Good answer. Good answer.

Not on my list. Okay. I really thought of four good ones. I'm just going to go through Walmart. Yodeling kid. Oh, on my list. Really? You don't know his name though.

Oh, Mason Ramsey. He's good. He's good now too. But I just, I was thinking of kids. I was thinking of just people that like it's just kid is part of their brand. He's a legend. Yeah. Yeah.

Just a class. I remember like, I remember I was on the internet. Like when that, I'm sure it was like early me being on the internet, but just like when he was on Ellen and stuff, I remember like watching it. What was the first video? Just him literally just singing in a Walmart. Yeah, that was the video.

Tapping his foot. I think it was like maybe like a hustle of some sort. Like, you know, he probably had like a hat out or something like that. Okay. But he was just good. Do you remember the song? Oh, Lovesick Blues, I think.

Wow. Sing it. La da da da da da do. All I do is set in sight. It's so good, but so funny. Yeah, I Can't do the actual yodeling flip thing. I just I can't figure it out sounded good. Thanks Yeah, well Mason Ramsey good answer yodeling kid. All right. My next pick is going to be I'm gonna say the kid who goes any, that's called the any kid

any, you gotta go pick up sticks. I go check them out. Well, I already checked them out. Pay bills. Any. I just love that kid. He is great in multiple videos, but that's my favorite any. And then last but not least, I'm go and Frank and Frank really great great kid. How old was she when she was writing up a storm? Don't know but she was a kid 14 15 and Frank age of writing The day she turned 13 years old Then she wrote it all.

Began writing her diary on June 12th. Oh, I see, I see. That's cool. For whatever the Stratford education system, we kind of just like did a round about Thurian Frank. Like we never read anything from our friend. We never went over it. Really?

That's a missing piece of my education. It's pretty amazing. Really? I think it's wild and interesting. Yeah. I don't remember it super well in detail right now to give you more information. So sorry about that.

Well, that's okay. I think Stratford didn't want to invade a young girl's privacy. I know Latha did. Good for them. Yeah. Take a stand. Meanwhile, their janitors look at their homecoming dresses.

I had the thought afterwards, I was like, did she just leave it out and they were like putting it somewhere for her? I don't know. But let's, let's say it was, they didn't put, they didn't move the other three girls dresses. Did the other three girls leave it out though? I don't know. That's, that's the thought. Cause I could see Rachel being the kind of person who accidentally left it out. I don't know. Also sounds creepy. All right. timing. How many have I done? Just two, right? Three.

Three. Oh yeah. Last pick. I'm gonna go Laura Ingalls. Oh, I think just like loved the loss in the Prairie. Yeah. Just a good kid. She was the best one out of all the Ingalls.

As far as I know, baby sister, Carrie, Mary, Mary was good old Bulldog Jack It's true. I Get confused because I would have for some reason I thought I would have thought that the dogs name was Charles Ingalls because my friend have my friends have a dog named Charles Ingalls They call them the full name. Yeah. Yeah on Charles Ingalls. I Okay, Laura Ingalls. Yeah Mine's a bit specific here My fourth pick is also gonna be a star from Ellen DeGeneres. Who remembers, I believe her name was Sophia Grace.

I know that name. Is this like elements, like parts of the body type? No, no, that's a electrolyte. All right, drink. Element, yeah. This was probably, I don't know, 2011 or nine or something. I just remember there was this girl so full of personality,

probably three or four years old, who got on Ellen and crushed it, goes back again and again. And it was just like, this is awesome. Was she singing or just being interviewed or like? I think her interviews is where she shined, from what I remember. Like she just had so much personality. I was like, this girl's like legitimately funny

and has funny answers and she's maybe older than three, I guess, now that I think about it. But sure. 30s, 60s, same thing. Yeah. Interesting. Okay, I don't know Sophia Grace. Hopefully someone does.

Oh yeah, I'm sure. I was never a big Ellen watcher. Me and my mom liked Ellen. Yeah. Okay, Sophia Grace, you guys have some audible mentions that you can think of off the top of your head? Jada Maldonado. Who's that?

It's Friday sponsored player. Oh yeah. Good kid. The other one I could think of, it's just like a boy who's like missing some teeth and has a speech impediment because of it. AKA you in third grade. Oh, I had speech impediment regardless. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're saying. Pure bread. Because of the teeth. I see. Yeah. Like you're missing their front two teeth. So they have like a little whistle. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's good.

Good kid. I had the kid who only wore shorts, like always wore shorts. Yeah, winter shorts. I don't know. You always kind of respect those guys. Like good for you. Yeah.

They were always really pale. Ironically. Yeah. Balloon boy. Oh yeah. Remember him? He really caused a fuss. I tell you what, uh, the kid, I'm going to try to do the GIF, but he's the little black kid that does this GIF. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's top 10 gifts for me. Maybe that's a,

maybe that's a schmore sometimes. Gifts. Gifts. I just love that dude. He's just so cute. Has Bula. I know he's not a kid, but he's a kid to me. Yeah. If you're, if you look like that, you're a kid. Yep. Do you see when Mike Tyson like thinks he's like six years old, picking him up and like tickling him video. Oh man. I don't like that. Yeah. That's too bad. I haven't seen that. It sounds funny. He's in Mike Tyson s'mores of kids. Willie. I didn't think of Friedrich? Yeah, Friedrich was good. Yeah. Sorry, I kind of cut you out there.

Yeah, that's a good answer. Gretel though. It's true, yeah. Gretel's awesome. Yeah. Willie Mays was the say hey kid. Billy the kid. All the Chinese kids who played guitar in that video,

have you ever seen like all those Chinese kids that play like perfectly in synchronization? I haven't seen that, but I'm a sucker for Chinese kids who played guitar in that video. Have you ever seen like all those Chinese kids that play like perfectly in synchronization? I haven't seen that, but I'm a sucker for Chinese kids doing things in sync, because there's a lot of them. Basketball, children between your legs. I love that one. Doof, doof. Also great, yeah.

Or 2008 Beijing opening ceremony. So good. Very fun. And then Mozart was my last one. He composed all this stuff when he was a very young kid. Little child geniuses like that are pretty fascinating. Yeah. Hope I last one. He composed all this stuff when he was a very young kid. Little child geniuses like that are pretty fascinating. Yeah. Hope I get one. You will buddy.

Who was the deaf one? Composer. That was a Van Gogh. Beethoven. How do you do that? Van Gogh tried to become deaf. Yeah, he was envious. Yeah.

He's like, that's how it'll work. So. Nice. Yeah. Honorable., that's how it'll work. So. Nice. Yeah. Honorable. I didn't think of the kid from Up. Oh, what's his name? Russell. Yeah.

Russell. Just, I need to watch that movie again. So good. Yeah, I might watch Incredibles tonight. Oh, do it. Dude, I'll tell you what, I watched one of the craziest episodes of television I've ever seen last night.

Rachel was of course in bed. She can't get enough of this bed. She was reading in there and it's like, so Nathan Fielder, he does Nathan for You. He's got this new show that I've seen people talk about called The Rehearsal. I watched season one, part of it on my way to like Asia and back and season two.

Let's start a discourse with the Facebook group. If you've watched The Rehearsal, I've never seen anything like it. It's just this guy goes to such extreme lengths to just like pull off. I don't even know how to describe it. I shouldn't have brought this up now that I'm thinking about it.

Well, didn't you, you told me it was like people facing their fears. Is that always how it is? Oh yeah, that was season one. Oh, it's different. Season two, there's just like one thing. He's just like, hey, I found out that like there's an issue. What, he's just like, hey, I found out that like, there's an issue,

what causes a lot of like plane crashes is usually the like first officer afraid to speak up to the captain. Like they know something's wrong, but there's like this like awkward- Chain of command or- Yeah, a little bit like, usually I get talked down to, it's confrontational.

And so it starts off as like serious issue he's trying to solve. And then it just like gets into just like, there's never been anything like it. I just can't believe it. Yeah, it's, if you're looking for something to watch, if you like dry humor, let's talk about the rehearsal. Netflix?

HBO. Okay. HBO Max. Max. Okay, good. One in the week? Win of the week. No Frills delivers.

Get groceries delivered to your door from No Frills with PC Express. Shop online and get $15 in PC optimum points on your first five orders. Shop now at no frails.ca. I'll go first. Getting heading back from campus a win, but more important than that, I realized I've been talking about guys about my air pod issues or I have to connect every

time I realized when I had them connected, took them out and put them back in, they were working fine. I was like, I think it might just be the charger that's messed up. Bought a new charger for 30 bucks. We're all good now. No more radio. Huge win of the week for me.

That's actually a great fix. Yeah, it's like, okay, this is all it took was buying an aftermarket charger for this thing. So, and I didn't know if it was like possible to, you know, do one, like, it's like cheating. You know, it's like, can you do that? That's kind of crazy that that fixed it. Yeah. I'm for you for even trying that. Thank you. I was like, well, like it's like cheating. You know, it's like, can you do that? That's kind of crazy that that fixed it. Yeah.

For you for even trying that. Thank you. I was like, well, if it doesn't work, I'll just return these things. Yeah, good job. Yeah. Big win though. My win of the week is, I think maybe I've mentioned before,

but Rachel and her friend are trying to start this little like mahjong business where they kind of like teach people locally how to play and they kind of host events. It was kind of their vision. Anyway, they her and her friend had this little space and like Meadowbrook Village for Bain that like restaurant and I had a little side room and asked me to like take photos for him. It was really fun. They were all dressed up and they were just like this beautiful area, great natural lighting and I just became a little photographer for an hour and it was kind of fun.

I don't take a lot of pictures these days. I was gonna say, yeah, it's kind of step back, or back in time. Take it way back. We're going way back to the Shirley Temple days. So was it like, was it an event or was it like promotional pictures? Yeah, it's just like promo stuff.

Like we might use this for this or this. I just took a bunch of pictures, a bunch of videos. Good for them. It's a good time. Yeah time Got played pickleball with dr. Smith Before I came here me and Oliver ingrade and in Zach all were free and dr Smith was free and so we just all played pickleball their voice teacher. It was a lot of fun. Actually it was cuz like

we all knew we all played pickleball and just Wanted to figure out a time. Was it kind of awkward when you like whooped him? If you like you beat him on a point or something. Kind of. It was like it was kind of funny at first. Like I was hesitant. Like, can I trash talk? Like, is that is that okay? Yeah. That was it was great. The vibes were up. It was what kind of power he's in. He I was quick to give him some Fridays that a boy Just like hadn't yet upgraded from like the

Four for 30 wooden paddles to start the family off and pick a ball. Yeah amazing aces. Yeah, I've been there Yeah, and he like learned on those I'm guessing and so like he's good for it, especially for that But yeah, I kind of I did you do it too. Yeah, no problem. You were the Jada the group Yeah, that was a ton of fun You got a little comment of the week. Oh, yeah, I do from our episode on Monday, I think I'm a new listener cos Mina Andre 1491 I'm a new listener and want to say I love you guys been listening to correct opinions forever and came here for Jake stayed for The banter also I want to say that I feel like Jake should be way more popular than he is well he's hilarious

guys he just hasn't been part of the Illuminati you got you haven't gotten like initiated yet I have to take the you know drink some things yes no that's really nice thank you Cosmina mm-hmm mine is from airbagcheeks. Not as pretty of a name, but I did like the comment. You know what you should do. Can two 5.0 guys beat two airbagcheeks? Doubless. In quotes, it's all cake and you know it. Time in that segment had me laughing out loud.

I saw that comment and right then and there, my car was like, I actually do comment and right then and there in my car I was like, I actually do want to go back and look at that. That was pretty funny. Just talking about you misinterpreting Cake Wars. Cake again. Next one. They need to switch it up.

It's just cake. So good. Yeah. You got any time? Not that I found. Actually someone did mention, dang it. I just had it. I was, oh yes. Then someone said, oh crap, I got scurvy.

Maybe one of the best lines I've heard on this pod. And I listened back and I was like, that was so funny, Brad. That was me? Yeah, Jennifer Coolidge voice. Like just the last 30 seconds of Wednesday or something. Maybe Monday, I don't know, but just a great line. That's so funny.

I saw that and I was like, I should go look back at when we said that. I was like, I'm sure it was Jake. I feel like all the quotes that people love are always Jake. That's so funny. I always like mentally I'm giving you credit. Yeah.

I'm like, I don't remember saying that. Must've been one of Brad's other quotes. Just throw it in there. That's so, yeah. The Jennifer Coolidge thing was funny. Like we just got a Patreon comment. Oh my gosh, Jake's announcer voice at the end, plus Brad trying to guess the H-bomb

almost made me pee my pants. Emily Burke, I'm so happy you almost peed your pants. I don't remember that. What was that about? I remember the H-bomb a little bit because I was like the A-bomb, we were like keep going, B, C, you know, whatever. But I don't remember.

Yeah, too much. Anyway. It's fun. So the comments help us know what we talked about. Yeah, whatever. I don't remember. Yeah, too much. Anyway. It's fun. So the comments help us know what we talked about. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, thank you guys for all your comments. It's always, always encouraging. So awesome.

Anything else you want to say before we wrap this baddie up? Looking around, my computer is dead. Yeah. I got nothing out here. Okay. Well, fun. Next week, next week, I want to do this game with you guys. Uh, Dustin techie, a fan of ours said, uh, this is a game called try

sitting a mile in my chairs. And it says, Oh, I've been three kids would always sit in the same chair for dinner. One day, my oldest son who always wants to push my limit sits in my chair for dinner. And then he said, okay, you have to be the dad. And so it'd be like, we all sit in each other's chairs and then we have to act like each other. And we can like overly like exaggerate our personalities and stuff. So next week.

Do you think any one of us can do Tyman's job though? No, it takes a long time to learn. It's tough. I don't know. But if she ever does that again, we're muting her microphone until five minutes left to the podcast. Her Hattie. Oh, my Hattie.

Stop, stop, stop. Just get out of here. Her or Rachel. Her, her, the movie, Joaquin Phoenix movie. Nailed it. All right. Anything else? Nothing.

Jennifer Coolidge, say goodbye. Thanks for listening. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye Anything else? Nothing. Jennifer Coolidge, say goodbye. Thanks for that. It just sounds like that. Give me, give me a few things like, oh, how'd you feel about

this episode? Oh, I love this episode. When, when, when will they hear from you again? Monday morning, bright and early Sunday if you have Patreon. Yeah. Which really supports us. Yeah. I feel like I'm just doing a, I don't know what. All right. Now do Jennifer Coolidge, who just discovered pickleball.

What is this game? Back and forth and just tiny tennis. Sounds just like her. I've seen one of her movies where she was a very small part. So I think this is like a good, I think this is a good context taking this impression because it's like, I think it's great. I feel like I'm just doing like Joe Biden, but just a little bit squeakier voice. Means a lot of corn pop. All right. All right. Squeakity sque squeak squeaking can't wait to watch Incredibles Yeah I'm all you were taking from us when we sparked it