Ghostrunners - 449 - Timon's Last Episode

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

Rachel joins for another episode until Timon arrives and shares the big news. We also compete in the shmores of inventions, Brad found his sunglasses, and it's the last episode with Jake's mustache. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, the blue boys are back. Blue boys. Blue boys. Hey, we're rowback boys too. Rowback, GRKC20. Rowback, row blue. Row blue. Blue Friday paddle here.

Roblox. Hey, Navy Friday hat here. Wow. Hey, blue walls here. Hey, Navy Yeti bottle. Wow. Hey, blue eyes here. Hey, blue phone.

Hey, I'm all out. Do I have blue eyes? Yeah. My kids keep telling me that. I've been telling people for years I have all out. Do I have blue eyes? Yeah. My, my kids keep telling me that. I've been telling people for years. I have green eyes. You got blue. Yeah, they're blue.

It could be the blue shirt. Really? Okay. I always thought they were green. Hey, do the thing you're going to start with though. I like the eyes thing. Yeah. Okay.

Roll it then. Oh, I do. I think this type means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet cause it's a Ghost from the Sparkad. Every Monday morning we're taking grandma to the spa, yeah. Go for a vodka. All right, you saw the title of this episode.

And it does have some truth to it. Unfortunately, Timon is still sleeping in. We recorded these episodes back to back from Monday. So he will be here in, I don't know, 30 minutes to an hour. Yeah. And he will explain his big announcement to all of you guys. So don't touch that dial. Yeah, gosh, I, yeah. Gosh, I want to touch that dial.

It's good that he's gonna be here for that announcement. But that is good. I said on Monday, I went swimming at Lifetime. A couple things happened. One, I worked out beforehand and saw a guy in a t-shirt. I did kind of a double take. His t-shirt, it was kind of like those old Navy American flag shirts, but I think he like made this himself. It said, been an American since 1776.

And at first glance, you're like, oh, yeah, of course. And you're like, you haven't. I don't think that shirt makes any sense. Corvette lover since the Model T was invented. It's like, all right. I wear a shirt. Been a Lakers fan since 1947. Always have been. Always have been.

I've been a fan of been a fan of fire ever since the caveman, ever since caveman. Ever since the founder. Been a Christian since the crucifixion. Not Jesus birth. Well. Well. No. No. No. That's not true. Yeah. My sin had been paid for at that point. I didn't believe yet. Yeah. My, my sin had been paid for at that point. I didn't, I was, I didn't believe yet. Um, been a vegetarian since the garden of Eden. Yeah.

From the get go. Right away. Um, been a lover of shoes ever since shoes were invented. Now you're getting it. I get it. Okay. I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rachel, you do one. Been a lover of volleyball. Yep. Ever since the volleyball was invented. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rachel, you do one. I'm a lover of volleyball. Yep. Ever since volleyball was invented. Exactly. Exactly. So that's how you riff. Yeah. It's easy. It's fun. I forgot to switch the camera. Hey, that's all right. We're practicing. How are our camera angles though? Like do everyone, does everyone look? Yeah. Everybody's in there. You can't see all the trash on the ground. Thank you. Symmetrical. Yeah. I would say. Blue. For my standards. Yes. We looking blue. I kind of mentioned we were

when Rachel was like, been a volleyball lover since this, it's just sometimes it's hard to think of things off top of your head. I mentioned last week how I've been playing. Sorry, we can go back to the swimming thing here a second, but playing this game with the kids where they just want me to ask them questions. Like it's like a trivia game kind of, and of course all, all three of to ask them questions. Like it's like a trivia game kind of. And of course all three of the kids want questions. Like Rosie wants a question. And like you can only ask so many questions to Rosie.

And so it's like, it's been a really like- What questions do you ask Rosie? Like she don't get days of the week yet? What day comes after Tuesday? I don't know. Would that be a tough question? I should ask. There's one, there's one.

I mean, I'm going way more elementary. Like what color is your swimsuit? Uh, big, you know, and she slides down the slide and grabs the ball and throws to, you know, how many months do you think she knows? March 29th. She knows that one named two months, Rosie. Yeah. The whole time, Hattie would just be like, Rosie, just say March and April. Yeah. So just different for everybody, different questions and stuff. But it's kind of hard to like after 10 of them, you're like, I've kind of run out of questions. That's it.

Yeah. What'd you have for breakfast today? That's fun. Whatever. Stuff like that. But anyway, okay. So were you swimming inside or outside? First of all, I went inside.

Yeah. Do you swim outside sometimes? Yeah. It's kind of nice. Really? Maybe I will next time. It's a little bit more of Yeah, it's kind of nice. Really? Maybe I will next time. It's a little bit more of a, it feels like it takes a second.

Like you gotta be a little more bold to go outside. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I can't do that my first try. I was like early in the morning though, it was nice. Is it? Yeah. How early are you talking?

Oh, were you gonna judge me one way or the other? I might. Temperature matters. Oh, no, temperature. Once you get or the other? I might. Temperature matters. Oh, no temperature. Once you get in the water though, it's fine. I mean, in the summertime, obviously, it's not that cold. I don't know, seven, 730? Seven, eight.

That's probably like 75 degrees here this morning though. That's too cold? Yes. That's fair, okay. It's nice though, you get your body moving, you're good. Yeah, I went too working hard. Yeah, went too working hard. See, that's my problem. You get your body moving, you're good. Yeah. I went too working hard. Yeah. See that's my problem.

I won't work hard when I'm doing it. Too cold to work hard. I was just looking for ways to do cardio. It's a good way. And you know, since I'm not playing pickle bar right now. And so Chad GPT was like, yes, a good way to swim without using your calf is to take like a pool buoy

and put it between your legs and that'll keep your legs afloat and then it's all arms. That would be hard. That's just funny. Did you use a? Well, I couldn't find a pool buoy. So I just found the like aquatics, like the dumbbells. I was like, well, that'll fit between my legs, I guess.

So yeah, first time swimming, you know, I'm going out there and I'm just digging through this toy chest and I find these things. I was like, yeah, first time swimming, you know, I'm going out there and I'm just digging through this toy chest and I find these things. I was like, yeah, I guess so. These things are not meant to be thrown between your legs. So it's so scratchy. What if you, you should, no, go ahead. Honestly, next time I need to look around more.

They've got to have some, some buoys somewhere. I don't know. I couldn't find them though. I was thinking maybe they're dumbbells. So there's a little bit in the middle. What if you just did one dumbbell around each shin or something, would that help?

No, I kind of like gripping them. Like it's like the dumbbell is like parallel with my body. Oh, I see. Okay. You know, kind of anyway, it didn't work great as a flotation device, but I learned very quickly that I'm going to drown myself if I don't learn how to breathe while swimming.

It's so, yeah. I just didn't think about it. I didn't like Google beforehand how to swim while you breathe or either. Swim while you breathe. I guess that's what I was trying to do. It was tricky. Yeah.

I learned, because Trey has done some swimming before and he was like, yeah, I take a breath every like four strokes. Oh, really? I was like, oh, I was doing it every like 18. And I think that was my problem. One, I'm not using my legs. Two, my legs are not even really being kept afloat.

And so I'm trying to use my arms like, just take the biggest breath possible. I think you're not supposed to do that. Oh really? Yeah, I almost drowned. Did you look it up? No, I just took his word for it. Because I assumed the same thing as you.

Like, just like hold it for as long as you can. Take a breath. Not as long as you can, but like, I didn't, yeah, but that what happens is like, yeah, I hold it for a while, like the first time. Yeah, every 10, 15 strokes. And then after that you're dying. And then you're taking every one stroke.

Yeah, so. I really underestimated how hard it would be to breathe. Cause I was just thinking like, yeah, well, I mean, the swimming aspect is what's so hard, but no. Yes. The breathing. I think because I see some guys and I've, this is an old man thing to do.

So I'm not going to do it yet, but I am curious how it would go. Guys will swim with snorkels on. Oh, because it's not nearly as much about, because the breathing is what surely is what makes it the hardest and like makes it the most cardio, right? I didn't even consider that. I think I'm not above looking a little ridiculous.

I would do that just so I don't have to worry about breathing. But don't you think that's not as good of a workout? Is that's what I'm saying? Oh no, I still think you're getting 95% of the workout. You do. Well, if it's your heart rate, it's not gonna be as high. Maybe, but I think you're getting 95% of the workout. You do. Well, if your heart rate's not going to be as high. Maybe, but I think you're able to swim harder because you're not having to worry about

your oxygen. Okay. Counterpoint. Very good. Well, Anna was talking about how important breathing is in like a lot of sports. Like there's like breathing therapy where it's like, that's like the hard work is learning how to breathe correctly. So maybe it is part of swimming more of the workout. And you think, I just think to me, it's like, if I, if I didn't have to hold my breath, I wouldn't, my heart rate wouldn't be nearly as high. I don't think, I don't know. I don't know. Let us know swimmers. Yeah. Swimmers out there. What's a better workout. You freestyle and you doing chicken airplane soldier. Oh, that's a good one.

What is chicken airplanes? Chicken airplane soldiers. Good. Is that the breaststroke? When you're on your back, backstroke, back on your back and first year chicken with your arms like this, it's just a way to do it. Yeah. And then you're an airplane, you stick it all out. Soldiers. Then you're straight. And that's like how you backstroke. Oh, that's like step one, step two, step three. I thought it was like, do a couple laps as a chicken. Do a couple laps.

Did you see Jake struggling? I really thought that until you said straight and I was like, well, straight, you can't swim straight. Right, yeah. Okay. That's just how you learn how to do it. As a kid, that's what we learned. I still think it.

I do too. I love it. Airplane, soldier. Chicken, airplane, soldier. Yeah. It is that cadence do too. I love it. Airplane soldier. Chicken, airplane soldier. Yeah. It is that cadence too. I thought the backstroke, I mean, you're like. No, it's a different type of backstroke. Well, there's a breaststroke.

Breaststroke is, oh, that's breaststroke? Yeah, it comes in like from your breast. And this is backstroke? Yeah. Yes. So this was, is that a triple stroke? It was just a different. Is that a thing?

Me? It was a farm stroke. Chicken, chicken, scarecrow. Chicken, airplane, soldier. Chicken, scarecrow, farmer. That's what you guys learned. Teach the elementary backstroke. Okay.

So. Farmer. The picture of my dad last night, that's the farmer's stance. I didn't, I'm sure I have terrible technique because I've never really been taught any of this stuff. I don't, I, I'm sure I have terrible technique. Cause I've never really been taught any of this stuff. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm, I'm probably so slow. That's probably why it's a good workout though. It's great survival.

Yeah. By the end of it, you are like, like at least me, I'm just like, every once in a while, I'll just like walk a little bit, like in the pool. I'm like, okay, how long did you go for? I probably only swam 15 minutes. That's pretty, that's a lot though. Like, you were tired, weren't you? Yeah, I was. Where you, well, I guess your legs weren't really active, but like, because my legs are always weak

when I get out of the pool. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'll keep doing it. It was fun. It's good workout. What is the workout? Like, do you do like three laps and take a break or were you going the whole time for 15 minutes?

No, I was taking breaks. I was gonna say, if you went 15 minutes straight, Ironman coming up here. Taking breaks for sure. So I get done swimming. Oh, I had a phone call afterwards, that's what it was. So I had a phone call afterwards that I had to take, first of all, really underestimated how long it takes

to be done swimming, you know, like drying off and changing clothes, and I'd never done that before, I guess, switch clothes. And late for the phone call, you know, with a phone call, and I'm about to leave, and I remember, oh yeah, my swim trunks are still in my locker. Let me go grab those before I leave. And my locker, which I forever, I never used a locker combo.

I'm like, no one's gonna steal my hat for an hour. But because I had, I had brought my laptop with me and I was like, I should probably do the locker combo today. So I do it, I come back and I know exactly which locker I am. I know my exact code, and I'd already gotten in it once today, and it's just not working. And so I'm like, even though I'm 100% sure this is my locker, let me try the other ones nearby.

My code is not working anywhere. You're already running late. Yeah, so I'm like, all right, that's a bummer. So I have to go all the way to the front desk. I'm like, hey, can one of you help me unlock my locker? I'm like, yeah, it's this one. The code's not working. When the guy's in the locker room with me,

there's a ton of other people around, three out of 10 embarrassing that I've got to have this guy hold my hand. I mean, which one was it, bud? Do you remember? Do you remember which one's your locker? Yeah, it's right here. Yeah, of course I remember.

It's right over here. Yeah, of course I went swimming earlier. And I doggy paddled 50 laps. Yeah. Do you guys have buoys for it next time? Really like a buoy. And so I am trying to like make conversation. I'm also legitimately asking how these lockers work.

Like maybe I've waited too long. Do they reset after two hours or something? Like I was asking that. Yeah. And he took that as how do lockers work? Because then in a crowded locker room, he's like, cause I, that was my question. I said, and how do the combos work?

Like after like two hours, do they reset? Cause like an hour ago, this combo worked and now it doesn't. He's like, so how it works basically is you come in and you select a locker and then you put your stuff inside of it and you choose a code. And I was like. You can fill up the entire thing.

The whole explaining how a locker works to me. Think of a cube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, yeah. I was just wondering six dimensions. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. And he's just powering through. And so you choose a code, try to think of something you can remember. Yeah, yeah. No, I got it. Yeah. Like, what's your birthday? What's your birthday?

Yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, yeah, no, I got it. Yeah, yeah. Like what's your birthday? What's your birthday? Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. Don't yeah, yeah me then. And that took it up to about six out of 10 embarrassing. I was like, I know how a locker works. I was just trying to pass the time, wondering if maybe you had a fun fact. Every two hours they reset.

I don't know, man. I know how a locker works. So embarrassing. Okay, so did you see what the code was? Cause they like figure out the right code after they open it up. What do you mean? He just like used a key, popped it open. Okay. So usually, so first of all, don't be embarrassed. Cause I guarantee it happens to every single person at least once it's,

it's happened to me. And next time there's a phone that you can use to call the front desk. Did you see that? Oh no, you don't have to walk. Peasant. But after they open it up for you, they go to what the code was. So I wonder if you, when you shut it again, you accidentally moved one of the numbers or something. It is nice to know though.

It's like, oh, I guess I messed that up. So I can correct it next time. So anyway, I got my stuff back. It was fine. But boy, I did not like being mansplained how a locker works in a room full of adult men, half naked. Yeah, it's rough. Two things.

One, are you above taking a call in a public spot like that? You know what I mean? I would prefer not. Prefer not. I would scurry out of there and then take the call. Same. There's so many people that are just like, so comfortable just on the phone anywhere.

And I think more for the person on the other end of the call than for the people in the room with me, I'm self-conscious about that. Like sometimes I'll be talking to somebody at a coffee shop and it's just loud in there. And I'm like, there's surely this is a bad experience for the other person talking to me on the phone. I 100% agree.

I think the main thing for me, I think about the way I speak, like even just like, well, yeah, if I'm in somewhere public, I'm not gonna talk with the same energy as if I was like in the privacy of my car or my home. I'm gonna speak louder and have more volume, more energy to it. Where there's like, if there's people around

and be like, yeah, man, that sounds good. I think we'd love to work together. It doesn't convey the same. And I think some people can just get past that and just like have the same vigor right there. That's number one. Number two, big news from Lifetime. Have you guys tried the new cold plunge yet?

Is it in? Yes. Have you tried it, Rachel? No, I never will. What? Oh, you're against it. Yes, I had to. Have you tried it, Rachel? No, I never will. What? Oh, you're against it. Yes, I had to do it all the time in volleyball. Oh, that's right.

I'm so cold. You like warm stuff. Jake does not like warm stuff. Yes, correct. Okay, okay. You will never do it? I probably will be convinced to do it, but I won't like it.

I'll say this. It feels amazing when you get the hot tub afterwards, because they're right next to each other. Yes, I do like that. I do like that. It's like your skin is boiling when you get in that tub afterwards because they're right next to each other. Yes, I do like that. I do like that. It's like your skin is boiling when you get in that hot tub. Wow. Is that okay?

We actually, like, actually it's, we would call it contrast bathing in volleyball and you would do like three minutes, or to start the game you start in hot. So you start in hot and three minutes hot, three minutes cold, three minutes hot, three minutes cold, three minutes hot, and then you get ready for the game.

But then if you were going to do it after the game for recovery, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold. Okay. That's a lot of bathing. It was. Geez. Oh, it was. Interesting. Yeah. I would definitely like cold first. Because if you start hot, then the cold just feels that much more extreme. Oh, it's terrible.

Dang. Then again. Yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah. Oh, it's terrible. Ah! Hey! Then again! Yeah, no, I don't know. Yeah, anyway, I love it. I'm a big fan. I did one cold plunge once, and I'm afraid I ruined myself. I think I already maybe mentioned this, but it was in a guy's backyard in Arizona.

So it was just like, it was so hot that I like was excited to cold plunge to cool me off. And then when I did get out, I was kind of already back to normal temperature. It was such a dry heat that I dried off quick. That was the ideal experience. It'll never be like that again. Yeah.

Going back to just room temperature in the lifetime area, that's gonna be so freezing. The lifetime pool though is so hot. It's a little warm, man. It's very... It's so hot. It's warm. It's so hot. Was it warmer little warm, man. It's so hot. It's warm. It's so hot.

Was it warmer than the pool at the Buffini's? No, I think just like the air. Oh, like the pool area. The pool is cool. The pool is cool. I would put it at cool. That pool is colder than the regular pool. So, yeah.

It is, no. Anyway, that has been swimming. You got embarrassed at the lockers. I got embarrassed at top golf the other day. Uh, I wanted, I want to tell you these different things that happened to me. Truly there was one thing that was very embarrassing, but I want you to rank which ones you would say are the most embarrassing for you. Um, so went to top golf by myself by myself, enjoyed the heck out of it. I'll say it right now. I loved it.

It was so fun. Rachel and I are getting a little golf kick. We're gonna see you there sometime. I know this is so elementary to so many golfers, but my gosh, I didn't know you're supposed to swing down with your irons. Man, has it made a difference. All of a sudden it's like, this is awesome.

Cause you see the shape of it, you think I should like scoop the ball up. 100%. It's very, there's a lot of golf that's counterintuitive. Like swinging easy is actually better than swinging hard. Yeah, try that in baseball, genius. Yeah, I learned that and I learned like a little bit more about where to like stand for different clubs.

Sure. I thought driver kind of front of the stand. I thought driver was the front. Everything else was the middle That's what I've been doing. Yeah Now I'm starting to go farther back on the shorter like the pitching wedge and stuff is closer to the back foot and then wait The next step is like well anything could be put a different part of your stance You want us to go lower do you want to go higher right farther? Yeah, I figured that I'm gonna give Rachel a little chipping lesson

I think soon we're gonna go over that. Yeah, I need that. Yeah, I was so bad chipping in Gatlinburg. There was one time they were like, just pick it up. There were sand traps on both sides. I went from one sand trap to the other back and forth. Cause like sometimes if you're like on the fringes, like it actually does make more sense to putt it. You're like in the bunker, Brad, why don't you just putt it? I know that's not going to be better. Putting might work for you, Brad. Just hit it as hard as you can. Yeah Okay, so rank these things just first of all I went yesterday from 930 to noon top golf good. So hash was so sweaty just drenched in sweat Okay, so that's embarrassing right there. It's been hot so hot. I had coffee beforehand

I think that makes you sweat more. That didn't hurt. I was drenched. Like this guy, like this top golf guy came up and talked to me. He's like, I just figured I'd give you a break because you look like you're, you know, getting quite a workout here. I'm like, yeah, I'm sweating like crazy. Anyway. Okay. So then this truly wasn't, I love that this happened, but it was kind of embarrassing. A ghostie came up, it was like, Brad, I love, I'm a ghostie, I listen to you, can I get a picture? And I'm a little bit out of breath, which is ridiculous. And then, yeah, I'm like sweating like crazy.

You're like, can we actually have Zach take a picture so it's super zoomed out? I might not even be in the frame. So, okay, general sweatiness, taking a picture. Cam is his name. Shout out Cam. Cam was awesome. He's like, he said he was like, I'm a, I mow lawns and people say I'm the happiest lawnmower

ever because I get to listen to your guys' podcast while I listen. Oh, that's so nice. Okay. So then I'm doing the virtual course at Topgolf and there are a few times where I think I got way too angry at a virtual course at Topgolf by myself. Like, like there was a few times where I just swung and just had a bad shot and I don't think I said anything like, but I had my AirPods in and maybe you kind of forget like, Hey, not everyone else has their AirPods in dude. Stupid. Yeah. And so that's embarrassing. You're getting mad at like the technology. Like it said, it's only one 180.

There's no way you're getting mad at yourself for like sucking. I got mad at myself for sucking. Like there were a few times where I was just like, are you kidding me? Like, you know, just terrible shot. That's so, that's why golf's great. You're like, why can't I do it anymore? Oh yeah. I did it five minutes ago. Yeah. What did I do differently this time? Yeah. Okay. So then I also realized last time I was at Top Golf that I left my credit card there. This is very Rachel Koop. Like we're going to understand way more than Jake. How did you ever do that? Yeah. Left my credit card there. So right when I checked in, I was like, Hey, FYI, I left my credit card here last time.

So can you like, you know, whatever, look for it and lost and found like, yeah, sure. We just need your ID to look that up. And if you remember something about me and my top golf profile, do you remember Nellis, Brad Nellis, this is a Seinfeld episode. This is so great. So this guy Seinfeld episode. This is so great. So this guy was so suspicious. He's like, I don't know. It says Brad Nellis on here and Brad Ellis on here. Like what I was like, no, it's just wrong. He's like, ah, I don't know if I can, like this guy was like this old man. You know, sometimes there's old men at top golf. Top golf suck. They take their job so seriously. I'm like, just find my credit card, dude. And so that's kind of embarrassing. And then they have to come back later and tell me, hey, we didn't find your credit card.

Oh, they didn't. So also embarrassing to be like, I lost my credit card, but actually I don't know where it is. And then the most embarrassing thing was as I was leaving, I was getting into my truck. I got in there early in the morning, so I got a great parking spot. And I go to pull out my keys, which also had my air

pod in the same air pods in the same pocket, air pods fallout, air pod explosion, AKA like those case opens up and the air pods go underneath my truck. And so you're like Phyllis having to, I was like Phyllis having to do that. And then I look back and I see there's a car with their blinker on waiting for me. Oh no. So I'm like spread eagle trying to reach my air pods. That's number one, most embarrassing.

And yeah, but I didn't realize it. I mean, I bet these people had been waiting for me. I wasn't very fast. I wasn't going very fast. Why hurry? Yeah, I bet they'd been waiting for two minutes. Like- That's number one a hundred percent. Right. And even as I was thinking about later, I was like, I even like put my golf

clubs in weird. Like I was kind of awkward, like the way I was shoving them in the back of my truck and they probably saw all that. And then they saw me. Who is this nincompoop getting 90% embarrassing, but I get upset at how, just like, I don't know, how much people put a good parking spot on a pedestal. Yes. Oh, yeah. Sometimes on the opposite, like get some more. Walk 30 feet, yes.

It's not that big of a deal. So to wait two minutes, come on. That's embarrassing for them. Yeah, get off your high horse. I got a guy yesterday at Lifetime, like, is kind of one of those, like you see it in a movie or something, where like I've been waiting for a parking spot.

He just like pulls in and goes ahead of me. And it like initially like upset me, but then I was like, who cares? Why do you care so much about this? Well, I, yes, it feels like I deserved it, but I'm going to walk 40 extra feet. And I'm going to the gym. That's a good-

I feel like the only time when when a parking spot can be like I Need that one. It's like when it's rainy or snowy. Yeah With the weather impacts of it yesterday. It's nice. Well, but some people might say it's too hot. Yes, but 90 some degrees walking another Just like I thrive in 90 degrees. Yeah, especially if you're going to the gym to work out You cannot be upset correct Of a longer parking spot distance. Yeah, there's a phony phrase in there somewhere of like That's like get yeah, don't don't take the handicapped spot at the gym. Yep. Exactly

There's also ted talk in there of like what's your parking spot something that you hold so high of a pedestal Yeah, but you need to be like, hey, this is a parking spot. Come on This is a parking spot in my life. Let them have it. Like let it go. This is a parking spot. Come on. This is a parking spot. Let them have it. Like, let it go. It's a parking spot. What's your parking spot? So landscaping probably Yeah, that's yours for sure. Yeah, I mean I'm nuts about you hold it up so high Anyway, just the air pods fall like in the that's the only thing that really sparked that whole thing was like the rest of the stuff Wasn't that embarrassing like yeah, I sweat everywhere I go, no problem. I'd say that's number one.

If someone heard me talking to my, getting frustrated at myself out loud, I'd say that's number two. Number three is having to take a picture of someone really sweaty and they put your arm around. I put my arm around him. I don't do that. I know.

I'm a lovable guy. Yeah, you like purposely take your pitching wedge with you so you can hold it with both hands. You do that for, and then it makes him be like, I guess I'm not doing arms across. And then the shadows were bad, so he took another one. But I'd already set the press and I touched them. Yeah, you're like, well, shadows are fine actually

for this picture. Yeah, that one was embarrassing. Yeah, just, and I was just, I cannot emphasize, I was drenched in sweat. I can imagine it. For whatever, it wasn't even that hot yet. It was just humid, I guess, or muggy or something. Man, all my stories are lifetime now,

but there is, I had to go a couple days ago at like high tide. It was like, I think I went at 5 p.m. or something crazy. And so it was just crazy packed. You're having to wait for machines forever. And there was like a really like fit looking older woman, but also drenched in sweat. And I was almost like, how'd you get this way? Because we're just like on the machine fly.

You know, like what have you been doing? How long have you been here? You've been here since 10 a.m. Like how are you drenched? Is it sometimes, Rachel, you're a drenched enthusiast. Is it sometimes how much water you drink? Like do you think you sweat more if you're more hydrated? I think that's true.

Yeah. I have no idea. Okay, thanks. Yep. Glad you're here. Yep. I know it's good for you though. Because sometimes in the sauna, I am just dripping.

And other times it's like, and I think it's when I have had a lot of water that day. I think that's true. It probably makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Good. Great. So that woman, so the answer is just, she just drank more water than you.

She just had a ton of water. Yeah. Actually she just poured water on herself. That's why she was dripping. Yeah. She like left the machine, like the seat, like gross. Oh, you can't do that. But I was like, I mean, I have clothes on, I guess. I know.

I guess it'll soak it up. It was high tide. I had to go. I'm a big fan of bringing the full towel from the locker. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. I don't like that.

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Should we do our Schmores? Yeah. Rachel getting into the Schmores this week. Yes. Okay. Rachel, what's the Schmores? Anything you want. How about inventions? Oh, Schmores? Anything you want? How about inventions? Oh, Schmores of inventions? Okay, okay, okay.

Fun, yeah, let's do the Schmores of inventions. Let's do Rachel Drake Brad order. Okay. I don't know if that's, if I have the authority to do that or not, but I just did it. Well, I asked my family group chat for some recommendations and Tommy and my dad both sent in one, so that's gonna be my first pick. And it is the, sorry to take it from you guys, internal combustion engine.

Oh! I wrote that down. My dad and Tommy are gonna be so proud. You wrote those exact words. I technically didn't write it down that way, but that's what I planned on saying. Well, the internal combustion engine, because it's like that means tractors as well. And that means cars and that means engines and, you know, combining, you know, gasoline fuel like with, you know.

Well, here's how Tommy described it. Who's this draft? Everyone uses one and has one. Change transportation. Tommy's good. Tommy's good. Tommy's good. Man, my things are so dumb compared to that. Good answer.

Good answer, guys. When I told Rachel mine this morning, she said, well, you're not going to win, but those are fun answers. So Okay, maybe I'm on your page, dude. First thing I thought of the compass. Okay. That thing's nuts. Think about that.

I don't know when they invented it, but it's the idea. I mean, I'm in 2025 and I still can't wrap my head around. The poles are magnets. There's a magnetic field all around us. And we somehow put that in a little thing with, what is that? Water? What is it? Saline? What is it? Contact solution? What's in there? Mercury? Yeah, that kind of sounds right. Something's in there and this other thing knows north. It is wild. How does that work? How do we figure that out? Like what were the steps for that? Yeah, like when they were close

to getting the compass, what were they doing? What were they working on? Wow. That's cool. All right. Tell me about the invention of the compass. I'm going to ask you to be also time and time and check time and it should be an alliteration time and time. 10 minutes. Oh, ETA. The T stands for time. T minus 10. Oh yeah. T stands for time and time minus. Estimated time and over arrival. First known compass invented in China in the second century BC. Wah?

That was the compass? Huh? All right, my first one is going to be the airplane. Which has an internal combustion engine. Does that count? Like, is that one in the same? That's fine, that's fine. Can I get airplane, but not the internal combustion? Yeah, just the wings. Just the, the, I did a little bit of like a little bit of a deep dive, meaning like 18 minutes the other day on B2 bombers. Holy cow. It's on my list. Is it? Why did I say that? You

didn't even take it. No, you did airplanes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I ran stuff. I started looking into it. I did the same thing. Crazy. It was like right down the road. Basically an hour away. That's where I keep all the B2s. It's like, that makes sense. Why they're always at the chief's games. And then, yes. And then have you ever seen them do like whenever they're practicing for the AFC championship game? They fly right past our house. I didn't know that was two of the 19 in the whole world.

Do you think one of the ones that's flown past our house when they do the practicing for the AFC championship games was the one that went over there? There's a two and 19 chance. How dope would that be? I had no idea the like just how technologically advanced these planes were. Also though, they were built in 1989, like the first one. So it's like on one level, advanced,

on another level, been around a while. Also, why don't other countries have them? They're real expensive. Oh. But then again, other countries have money. Yeah, they do. Other countries aren't as cool as America. Yeah, just sweet.

I went in a deep dive, me and Chad, just going back and forth on B2 is like, how long are these flights? How do they go to the bathroom? Do they sleep? Does their co-pilot? Like all this stuff, like how do they refuel midair? That's so good. Cause I was just more learning about the aircraft itself and like how that anyway. Yeah. Good invention. Airplanes are wild. Make you make the ability to travel around the world. Obviously so much easier Second one is going to be peanut butter Mmm, I love peanut butter. I didn't write it down, but I thought about it. I was gonna say George Washington Carver. What a guy Honestly, wait best thing to come out of Missouri made peanut butter

He actually made everything but peanut butter. Basically, He found over like 300 and like uses for the peanut. He's a Missourian. So that's why I know a lot about him. That's true. He didn't actually invent it, but he never got around to like mashing it together for peanut butter. Oh, really? Yeah.

It's weird. It's like, how did you not? Interesting. But he did other stuff. Anyway, I don't know if there's, I think, I think it's one of the best foods in the world. It's an amazing pick. In Spain, they didn't have peanut butter and it was a bummer. I think I think it's one of the best foods in the world. It's an amazing pick

In Spain, they didn't have peanut butter and it was a bummer. That was like the saddest thing They didn't have Dr. Pepper or peanut butter missed them both. Yeah, so great tax. Thanks Back to mine. I'm gonna go break lights Yep, they are attached sometimes to an internal combustion engines. I was just thinking about them and I was like, that's pretty cool that we thought of that. And how long did we have the car before we thought we should warn people we're about to stop? Yeah. I think that's a very overlooked invention. Yeah, of course you have brake lights, but I bet it took us a while to realize we need

these. Good invention. My sister one time, she was a missionary in Mexico, got in a car accident because the car in front of her didn't have brake lights. Now it's time to do some evangelism. Hey, what's your insurance? You know where you're going when you're done? Yeah, you're going to jail?

Yeah, Paul was in jail. No, go ahead. All right, Rachel. Okay, my next one comes from my dad and arrowheads. That's pretty good admission. I mean, as a Chiefs fan and as a Stratford Indian, arrowheads have been a big part of my life. Honestly, a big part of my life also.

So every Sunday after church, my dad would take us to the fields and we'd walk through the fields looking for arrowheads. Okay, so would you argue then that it's not an invention? Well, back then they had to invent it. Did they? Is that true? There's not like natural...

Yeah, they had to like carve it. They were like whittling down, yeah, to be like the ends of their arrows, spears. Yeah, they invented it. I didn't realize that. I thought, honestly, I thought that arrowheads were just like when you find a rock that's shaped like an arrowhead. Oh, if you found one, you know that a human hand has such that. Yeah, that makes it more cool, right?

Knowing that like you're finding like Native American artifacts. That's what, yeah, agreed. Okay. Arrowheads. And I'm sure they advanced technology to something with a knife and a sword, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's one of them. The next one I am going to say, also from my dad, Noah's Ark. Oh, what an invention. Oh, and that kind of encompasses a cruise ship or massive boats that can float. Oh I don't know if they can't I don't know Types of cruise ships Noah's Ark animal crew you're doing road Caribbean or Noah

That's okay Noah's Ark is fun Noah's Ark is a good invention. Yeah That is that Whatever. I'm not gonna go too far into it. Is that an invention? Was that the first boat? Or is that just a large boat that they've already made boats like that? Yeah, I guess they already had boats like that.

They had big canoes. Okay, well. But think, no, no, no, I'm not saying you can't use it. I'm just saying that's a fun thought. Cause you just, yeah, all the animals in the world. They could fit on there, two of them. Crazy, crazy. Were there dinosaurs on the art?

People? Yeah, they're called alligators. You ever been to the creation museum? No, where's that at? It's like they recreated Noah's Ark in Kentucky, I think. I think Tommy and Cori are heading there right now. Really? Yeah, I think.

I'd love to see that. I think it's Kentucky, heading there right now. Really? Oh wow. I think. I'd love to see that. I think it's Kentucky, pretty sure. Yeah, they were going to the Smoky Mountains. Did John Chris go there for a video? I think I've seen it from the outside. Yes. Cool.

Yes. Okay. All right, next I'm gonna go Spandex. Okay. Okay. I think just coming off of my California trip, there is so much athleisure in this world. We are really, really enjoying spandex

as a modern society. It's everywhere, it's in the waistband, it's in your socks, it's in so many clothes that we're wearing. Shout out spandex. Shout out spandex. Where'd we get that from? How'd we find it?

It's a rubber-esque. I don't know. Latex-esque. Well, I heard that there's plastic in we find it? It's a rubber-esque. I don't know. Latex-esque. Well, I heard that there's plastic in all of it now, so good invention. The more you know, the more sad the world becomes. It's like, I wish I didn't know that. Now you got to have whatever. I think it's one of my favorite materials.

I like a little stretch. You know, every golf polo, you're like this, probably got a little spandex in it. Oh yeah. Little stretch. A little stretch is nice. Is it usually spandex not, was it polyester? Is that stretchy? It can be but polyester is a little stiffer I think a little more starchy. Yeah, okay good pick good pick Alright, my next one is going to be Pockets Pockets it's a good one think about a

Life without pocket a world with no pockets every once a while. Do you have shorts that don't have pockets on them miserable? It is I'm sleeping there was one time. I was wearing shorts recently I that Didn't have pockets. I took my phone. I stuck it down there like I had a pocket and just Did I just swiped it down into it. And I was like, that's so sad, I don't have pockets. I have to hold this like a nincompoop. Yeah, pockets everywhere. I love pockets.

Rachel's really been enjoying the frocket on some shirts for her phone. Oh, I have been enjoying that, yes. A front pocket, oh yes. See, would never be possible without the pocket. So pockets. That's good. All right, and my next one is going never be possible without the pocket. So pockets. That's good. All right, and my next one is going to be

the ice cream cone. You do like a good ice cream cone. I love. Ice cream by itself, nice. But when you throw a little cone on it. That is a great invention. Like what if instead of a bowl, it was held up by sugar?

Yeah. It's like, let's make this better. Yeah, let's turn this- Like a bread bowl kind of. Yes, dude. The ice cream cone. Oh, I's turn this. It's like a bread bowl kind of. Yes, dude. The ice cream cone. Oh, I bet the ice cream cone was terrible for the bowl industry.

They hate the cone. They hate big cone. Big bowl was hitting that. Yeah. Big bowl. Think about that though. Yeah, like you can eat the bowl. It elevates that ice cream cone so much.

And the waffle cones come around, holy cow. Exactly. Exactly. So ice cream cone so much. And there's waffle cones come around, holy cow. Exactly, exactly. So ice cream cone. I'm gonna go with toilet paper. Oh, that's a good one. The ice cream cone of the butt. Yeah, toilet paper's nice guys. I use it a lot.

I don't know about you guys, but I use it and I like it. I'm thankful for it. Same dude. It's a top invention for me. Same guys, but I use it and I like it. I'm thankful for it. Same dude. It's a top invention for me. Same, every day I use it. Kay Breger. My last pick from my dad once again, where did it go? It is the calculator.

Calculator's crazy. How does it work? I don't know, but it's amazing. How does it work? Cause it predated like most computers, right? Yeah. How long has calculator been around? Genuinely, like 50s, 70s, 20s?

The earliest calculators were abacuses, 2300 BC. How did they work? Mechanical calculators. Have you ever seen those kids that can do the math and they're doing the like the abacus in there Yes, yes, yes, yes, like it in front of them. It's crazy Electronic calculators 1940s Handheld calculators went mainstream

Thanks to Texas instruments and HP are in the 70s. Okay Do you think that? They cost like $700 today. You think that like the original calculator or even like the handheld ones was like their version of AI? Like it's doing it all for me. I don't have to think anymore.

Unbelievable. Like think of any, think of like a, yeah. Any number, it always gets right. Yeah. You can do whatever, what's the L in? Natural logs. You can do natural logs on here. It's a crazy invention. Yeah, you can do whatever. What's the L in? Natural logs. You can do natural logs on here.

It's a crazy invention. How did they do that? Okay, so Rachel's answers were internal combustion engine, arrowheads, Noah's Ark, calculator. Jake said the compass, brake lights, spandex, toilet paper. Brad said airplane, peanut butter, pockets, ice cream cone. Good answers, guys, all around. Anyone else put the time in? Time in!

Time in! Come on, time in. Come on in. Sit on the ground. Take your spot. Come on in. We've got two cameras set up today. Wait, Rachel, do you have any honorable mentions before you go?

Anything else your family said? They said refractive lenses, television, smartphones, computers, plow, fishhook, guns, generator, air conditioning, the ping on your watch for your phone, Antibiotics and vaccines from my dad. Wow. Yeah. Let's stop it at fish hook. Chill out Steve. All right.

We'll edit that part out. You can leave that door open if you want. Give it a layer in here. Give us your favorite inventions and then we'll reprimand you. The alarm clock. Coming in hot. favorite inventions and then we'll reprimand you. The alarm clock. The snooze button. The alarm clock. Do not disturb. iPhone chargers. Yeah. Tempur-Pedic beds. Yeah. Blackout curtains. Let's see. Yeah. Cozy bed. Soft

sheets. I don't know. Geez. I still, I've been thinking, I don't know what happened. Like I think, I don't, I don't know. You didn't even think you were an AM instead of PM? No, I checked. And I, I looked at my alarm app and I had alarm. So what I do is I set like three alarms most of time. It's like, I love the feeling of waking up and then turning it off and go back to sleep. And like twice, whatever. So I had a 6 45, seven and a seven 15. And the only thing, the only one I remember one bit is six 45. I vaguely remember like waking up and turning that one off. And then after that, no idea. And that one worked.

So what, what's up? Yeah. You're just like, how did I, there's no, yeah, that happened all the time in college. Like I set alarms, there's proof on my phone. Why did I sleep in? And also I've like, I've had a few, you know, over the past couple of weeks, mornings where I've slept in naturally. I'd never sleep past like 8.45.

I don't know why this morning it was 10.30. It's never happened before. Well, thanks for still being here. Yeah. The trick is you never, I've learned you never turn the alarm completely off until you're up out of bed. Let it snooze a million times, that's fine.

And I think in your state of sleep, at least me, I do unknowingly turn them off and then you're screwed. Right. Yeah. For a while I would set it across the room for safety, but then I had such a good streak with not doing that. I was like, yeah, I got this. Yeah. How late were you up last night? That's the question. I probably went to sleep like 2 AM. Yeah. That's not terrible, but it could be worse,

but it could be better. Yeah. Hey, you got some good sleep though. Yeah. Honestly. I mean, the weekend will be nice. I'll be well rested. Yeah. Oh man. Did you have any, any inventions though? The alarm clock is good. I, yeah. I hadn't, I haven't thought of anything really. I mean smartphone, computer, all the stuff I use every day for work. I know. I kept thinking.

I put iPhone down. Cause it is so good. I was like, just all the electronics that we, I was almost like, I almost thought about saying like, we should do inventions without electronics because electronics are all so good. Yeah. Hard microwave. Unbelievable invention. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. I, I, I use a microwave every day now for my meals. And I, so I find myself thinking about the microwave a lot. And it was like, this is cool how this is working. And I think it's just like, someone

explained to me one time, it's just like the molecules in your food are just moving really rapidly and like that is giving it like temporary heat. That's like why food in the microwave, like it gets cold really quickly because you're not really like, you're not warming it up like you do in an oven. It's like a different style of heat. It's just fascinating, all that to say.

Interesting. Yeah, sorry, time. It's only like 4% brightness, so it's more faced at you. Other honorable mentions, the wheel. Got to it in there. It's too simple. Napkin was one of my first ones I thought of.

Okay, toilet paper adjacent. Very much so. Cell phone, TV, car. The previous channel button. Oh yeah. Great invention. Good button. Imagine back in the day you had to either click down

and back up for every channel or like. Manually type in 37 every time yeah and then zippers Zippers are nice zippers are very nice Jake Yeah, I guess zippers on like I guess it'll come in contact with zippers on phobia zippers on like bags those are nice helpful Very nice imagine having we just be doing string shoe. This is everywhere

Yeah, or like spandex slippers like yeah buttons buttons was a good invention actually to button nice Very nice. Very nice. Imagine having to just be doing string shoe laces everywhere. Yeah. Or like the clippers. Like, yeah. Buttons. Buttons was a good invention actually too. Buttons are nice. Yeah. Nice like zip pocket on some joggers.

Pockets. Pockets is one of my own. That's a good one to lock in. Yeah. And then my last one was the random plastic thing that keeps the pizza from touching the lid. Oh, the tabletop thing. Yeah.

You know, it's underrated, but tabletop thing. Yeah, you know. It's underrated, but. That's nice. Whoever thought of that, good job. I hope he's rich. Or she. Thank you. Thank you. I had cruise ship, which we all know

has already been said by Noah's Ark. So I couldn't say that. Yeah, iPhone. Oh, one of the first ones I thought of was wind turbine. Okay. That's crazy. Someone was like, what if we just take the wind and put it in the power grid? I wonder what, how?

Yeah, it is kind of crazy. I've also heard people that say, like I think farmers don't like them. Ask them. My first ever trip to New Hartford, all these people in their like street signs were saying, say no to wind turbines. Was it because they didn't like them or because they didn't want to see them? I think it's more of a, they didn't want to see them. Like

we shouldn't be selling off our land to like big government fill in the blank. These private companies just like this land is for land. It's for farming and like, those are eyesores. Yeah. I think Steve coupe is like, I'll put a turbine in my property. Like, okay. I was renewable energy. Like we can't act like not everything is bad. Right. We can't act like every new advancement is like bad for the earth. I could be wrong. I don't know much, but I've heard that maybe they're, they almost are like using more electricity than they are wind. Yeah. It's one of those things like, this will pay for itself at 250 years.

Yeah, it's like you need a lot of gas to make something that is electric or something like that. Yeah, it might be one of those things where like, you can't halfway do it. Like for this to save you money, you need 200 turbines. Or something maybe, I don't know. Yeah, we clearly don't know. I don't know enough about that stuff, but.

Next, football. Dude, great. don't know enough about this stuff. But next football, dude Great great the modern football too. Like the first football was like this weird round like rugby looking football Yeah, but what we have today they can chuck that what I can play with my friends what I can Play fantasy football with just ever football football. Yeah golden doodle That's an invention for sure. We thought of that. I'm a labradoodle guy.

So. I think I would go more golden. Tyman, you've been here for five minutes. Are you going to contribute at all? I thought of the projector. It's kind of a fun thing. That's kind of wild. I mean, I'm not exactly sure how it all works, but it's kind of cool.

Like last night I was at the Kelly's house and we just like on their garage door watched a movie. It's like, that's fun. We can do that. Really anything like that. Even just like a record player. Like I put this metal thing on this vinyl thing and music comes out.

Crazy. Also the fact that like I've just been thinking about that's how they recorded it too back in the day. Like it was onto, you're just like cutting it. out. Also the fact that like I've just been thinking about that's how they recorded it too back in the day like it was on to you're just like cutting it. Yeah. Into how does that work? How does it make sound? How did they figure that out before? Fair. I don't know. I feel like that's almost like more complicated than doing it digitally. Yeah. How did they do that before like hearing aids? Like how is that easier? Yeah. Feels easier. All right. I should have thought so. Don't know much about records or AIDS though. Tyman, you're young but also homeschooled. Ever heard of overhead projectors? Ever heard of them?

I mean, I'm guessing that's just, wait. First thought was just like a projector that's mounted to the ceiling. That makes sense. It's its own device though. Okay, because my second thought was just like, projector that's mounted to the ceiling. That makes sense, it's its own device though. Okay, because my second thought was just like, you go to the Kansas City Zoo, and there's a little like, in the Penguin exhibit,

there's off to the side, a little thing that's like projecting onto the floor, some like water, and you like step on it, it's like motion-sensored and the Penguin like swims away. Oh yeah, those are old. That's exactly what it is, yeah. Xbox Kinect sensors, which you might even be too young for that.

Do you remember the Xbox Kinect? I was never involved, but I do know what it is, I think. I didn't do R&D for it or anything. Yeah. But isn't that just like where you could play like a dance game, and it would kind of like watch you and know what you're doing? Yeah. It was like way better.

The Wii only knew where your hand was, but the Kinect knew where your whole body was. That's pretty cool. Overhead projectors. Yeah. Back in the day when we went to school, they had like these like clear, transparent pieces of paper that you put,

I don't know, it's hard, I'll explain it. Like almost on a desk in a light. Yeah, my church has one of these. Or at least like, they use them for VBS back in the day. Yep, yep, yep. Oh yeah, that's a cool thing. It is a cool thing. Yeah.

We like saw those get like, what's that called? Just like moved out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They became obsolete. Yes, like that was in our education. Like elementary, they were everywhere. And then middle school, I started to see less and less overhead projectors.

Yeah. And then one classroom in our whole school had a smart board and no one knew how to work it. This is the beta version of a smart board. It wasn't great. I think a lot of ours had smart boards, but I didn't, I wasn't sure if any of them work because they never used them. Yeah. Are they still around? Full self-driving car. Like this is cool, but I can just do it myself.

I'll just ride on the chalkboard. We have adaptive cruise on Catherine's van. I don't know if she knows how to use it. Like I think she's just like, I'll just drive. the chalkboard. We have adaptive cruise on Katherine's van I don't know if she knows how to use it like I think she's just I'll just drive. Yeah Anyway All right inventions inventions. That was a fun one. Thanks. That was good. We all learned a little something Timon we've given them a preview. Okay of What's happening to you it sounds like Okay. Of what's happening to you.

Sounds like something really bad's happening. It's not that bad, it's not that bad. I didn't mean to voice crack. I didn't mean to get choked up. What's come up? What's the diagnosis? No, yeah, do you want to tell them what's going on? Yeah, so I'm leaving for two months

to go be on a film crew in Sugar Creek, Ohio. Wait, Sugar Creek, Ohio, that sounds familiar. You might know, you might know that name from where Randal Weaver lives. Is it actually? Yeah. Is his exact hometown. Is that like a tiny town? Yeah. Amish little town.

This will this. He still lives there, right? Yeah. I DMed him. I was like, is this where you live? He's like, yeah. I'm like, we should hang out. You guys are going to be best friends. That's amazing. Yeah. So, but the show itself is like an Amish themed like show. It's like set in this town that it's being filmed in. Cool. It's a scripted show. Is it a drama? Right?

Kinda. It's like a Amish mystery series. I think if anyone's heard of the, I think it's based on a book series, Sugar Creek Amish mysteries. Maybe that's, I don't know. But, but yeah, um, me and Zach, who you, you guys know, who you guys know are going to be like in the camera and lighting department just for two months. It's going to be sweet. Yeah. Tell us how did you get connected to this or what's the, yeah. So it's just this guy, Isaac Alange, who's like a director of photography that's done like a bunch of movies that just he, I think it was like, we were talking to him about the movie

we did with Trey. And he was like, that sounds cool. But like, I want to show you like a real movie set. Like not that that wasn't, but it was. So it was like, let's get some like real experience. I think it'll be cool. Cause like, if I, I think it'll really help me determine if like this side of the industry of like video and stuff is what I want to get into. Like, like TV and movies. And that would be sweet. But I think we'll, we'll see. But yeah, like we had a hotel for two months.

I think that's got a pool and a hot tub. It's very sweet. You and Zach in one hotel room for two straight months. Yeah. Holy cow. It's just where we're gonna live. It's awesome, dude. Yeah.

I was telling you, yeah, I was telling you Monday when I saw you, I was like, this could be a time, do whatever you want, I was like, this could be when time gets really into the office. Like just you and Zach in a hotel, and you have like, you've worked all day, just come home and just throw in the office. Has Zach watched it before?

No. Oh, that's fine. I told him the idea and I think he's like into. Has Zach watched it before? No. Oh, that's fine. I told him the idea and he's, I think he's like into it. I think it'd be sweet. Cause I was saying the same thing to you, I think. Like if I'm, if I work 12 hours and I'm like tired, I'm not going to trust myself to stay awake for a whole movie.

Yeah. But like one or two episodes, 20 minutes. Would you, would you trust Zach with anything like that? Like, would you trust him to like be responsible with the whole movie or? I don't see. You just get like little, little bits of like, like, I don't see any reason why not. I don't see any reason Zach shouldn't be in the camera department. Yeah. Tell us, tell us how, like, give us, give us your version of what you thought. Would you see this stuff from Zach? I as Zach's friend knows Zach more

than we do, you know, whatever, but also like as somebody who's done this with us for so long. Yeah. I mean, he, I got the footage. He wasn't even uploaded. He like gave me the drive so I could transfer it. And I looked at him and was like, I was like, Zach, like, why is this like look at this? It was Jake's angle. I was like, why does it look like this? And I can't remember exactly what he said. I think he was just like, yeah, I noticed, I like kind of noticed it a little bit into recording, but I didn't want to like, like stop it to change it.

And so I was like, yeah, all right. It is what it is. Time was texting me and I was like, hey, look at this. I think if I have time, like every time the camera goes to you I could punch it I was like do not do that do not who cares. Yeah, it's not important. It's funny when you said that I was like Oh, yeah, why would I I would have yeah, I was ready to do that What's your role gonna be on the production? So me and Zach are gonna alternate every week like one week I'll be on like B cam, just getting like alternate angles.

Oh, cool. And then I don't think I realized you were going to be like a camera operator. Yeah, I didn't know for sure. But I thought you were going to move the tripods or something. Right. I think, I don't know, I mean, it might be a little bit of everything.

We'll see. But then the other week, we'll like switch. And then I would be in lighting. Just like, I think that's just helping. I'm guessing it's just like doing what someone tells me. Set this up over here, bring me this diffusion, all that jazz. I've been thinking to you this week, I've been listening to Daniel Tosh's podcast,

and he has his old key grip from the Tosh show. So they've been talking production and key grip and all this stuff. Key grip, yeah. What exactly does that mean? I see that every credit. It's kind of what Zach was on Trey's movie. I mean, it was, we were all everything, but. Yeah, I was gonna say Trey was a little bit everything Derek was everything you were kind of everything Yep, key grip is kind of like well. I mean you could explain it. I mean I'm not exactly

Correct me if I'm wrong because you would like have a fresher definition again I think key grip is like right under the gaffer which like the gaffer is like I think key grip is like right under the gaffer, which like the gaffer is like lighting it's like everything lighting like he's Basically the guy who's like shooting it thinks of I want it to look like this the gaffer is Like I know how to make it look like this Okay, key grip is like I'm gonna physically make it look like this Yeah, and they're all maybe be involved in like physical like moving stuff But I think the grip is more a little more problem-solving

It's like the most blue collar guy on set. I feel like like he's the one like rigging it actually Yeah, he's like carrying sandbags and like gotcha the same bagger right Jesse Platner be a good key grip Yeah, top notch same bag. Yeah What were you going to do? Nothing. I like it. Let's go. Right. Brad just started talking.

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You need some coffee to wash those hiccups down, boy. J-O-E. Get it now. GRKC. Your orifice, your choice. Man, it's funny. Gaffer and key grip, there's no intuition that like, I know what that means because of like,

there's no context. I would have never, if you gave me a multiple choice, like which one is the guy that does this? I would never think the answer is gaffer. Yeah. It sounds made up. I'm not sure where the word comes from. Cause I know there's gaff tape,

which is what a gaffer might use to tape something up. But I don't know which came first. I don't know. The gaffer, the tape. Another fun thing, Smucker's headquarters are pretty close to where time and exactly are gonna be. So Scott is being sent there for his job at some point this summer.

And so he's like, I'm absolutely gonna come by the set. Yeah, I wanted to come. I was like, Scott's gonna end up with a role in this show somehow. What if? Dude, is that Glen Powell? You wanna hop in for a scene? Glen Powell lookalike? Yeah, so like, this is a series, like TV series? Yeah, we're filming eight episodes, like a season basically. Do they have a network that's going to go on yet? Or is it like, do you film it and then

hope that it, or is it? I'm not exactly sure. Like, from my understanding, I think it's like a Christian thing. I don't know if it's like the show is, I don't know exactly what it is, but I think it might go on some, what I've gathered is kind of like this, the show streaming version of like Pureflix or something like that. I think it'd be something maybe like Uptv or something like that. are. Like you're doing a two month thing for UPTV that we've never heard of, you know? But yeah. And being, I mean, everything's paid for, flight, two months of a hotel. I know, I mean, shout out to Isaac Alonji. He was like, I want to get you guys this experience.

And I'm like, he convinced them to pay us, get us the lodging, like all that stuff. It's going to be, I was like, I can't say no to this. Yeah. I gotta go. That's really cool, man. So we're going to miss you two months starting next week. Like this is your last. Yeah. I'm going to miss. I'm going to miss the pod. Yeah. It's probably take a long good look. Yeah, I know. Yeah. So probably like, what is that? Probably 20 episodes. No time and coming up. Wow. If our numbers drop, we know why our numbers are

going to drop. Oh, man. Our teen girl demo just dropped off the face of the earth. They don't listen anymore. I get it. Well, half our listeners are time and family. Yeah, that's going to hurt. Yeah. Jesse's not going to listen anymore. He doesn't care about us. Motivation. Yeah. That's fun. Anyway, so yeah, it's going to stink. Yeah. Gotta replace a handful of things. We got to find someone new to do the podcast.

Punch it, yeah. Punch the fingers. As they say, yeah. Shooting for Friday Pickable, editing for Friday Pickable. And time when we still do like, I bet I could still do something. Like, dude, you're working 12 hours a day. I'm not going to let you continue to do all this. I realized pretty quick and try to convince myself, I bet I could get some editing in. It would be fun. I'm like going to let you continue. I like do all this. I realized pretty quick and try like, like convince myself.

I bet I could get some editing. It'll be fun. I'm like, no, I 12 hours a day is a lot. I'm still going to have time and do the Friday thumbnails. I said, we still need a reason to stay in touch. Okay. I was like, we need at least one touch point every week. Okay.

How should we stay in touch? I don't know. Let's see. You could ask him, like, how are you? No, no, that wouldn't work. How's it going? Too casual. Let me look at, let me look at.

You guys could talk lawn care. Every time Ollypop mows your lawn, you send a picture of him to Tymon. There's Ollypop. There he is. In time it says right on. See you next week. I have been talking like an Ohio guy. So he's going to say top of the morning.

Yep. Irish there. I have been like trying to tell people like I should still be like reachable. Text me. Call me. Just like I want to, I don't want to like lose connections. Like I mean it's not that long, but the exact exacto munis notifications when he's on set. I Don't know. I love the meme you made about him. That was so good

Oh, man, I missed that on the Facebook group. Let me see It's the classic meme where the guy is like walking with his girl, but then he's looking back Oh girl in the foreground and Would you label if the middle guy was Zack the middle guy was was Zach. And then his current girlfriend was do not disturb mode. And then the other guy was keeping his computer at full volume. Uh. That's amazing.

A few weeks ago, my dad called me and said, hey, my company is sponsoring this pickleball tournament. It's actually gonna be in Stratford. Would you wanna come down and play in it with me? And I was like, that sounds like so fun. I don't know how a beginner and me would pair up. We will figure it out, you know, whatever. But let's try to make it work.

To spoil it, I don't think it is gonna make it work. It is gonna work, but the registration is public. And so I've kind of kept tabs on like, who's signed up or whatever. Oh yeah. I don't know why it's so interesting to me, but I just didn't expect this. So let me share with you the names and ages

of the people currently signed up for this tournament. I just, this is something I would have expected in like Naples, Florida or like whatever. Let's just get into it. Okay. Jerry, age 74. All right. Kristy, age 58.

Carol, she hid her age, but I feel like we kinda know. Janet, also hid her age. Marcy, age 66. Charles, age 71. Wow. Anthony, age 65. Daniel, age 62. Daniel, age 62. Sorry, I'm filming.

Steve, age 74. Your dad's 74? Bobby. He's like a day over 70. Age 67. Gilbert, age 75. Kathy, age 66. Karen, age 68. David David 68, here we go. Charles 85.

All right. Now we're getting there. Steve 73, Dennis 83. Wow. There's like Leila, L-E-I-L-A. Leila. Leila, age 73. So there's only like 20 people signed up

and it's the oldest people. Those are all, you weren't like picking, you weren't cherry picking? There are maybe three other people that I didn't say. Yeah. It's just exclusively 60 and older tournament. Wow. I don't know, like.

It's like they have a club. What's happening down there? They're just now, like, we always play every Wednesday together, let's all also play in this tournament together. I just could, I was like, well, let's see if people are signing up and make You see where we'd go and like Charles age 85 you would whoop him. I bet Can't imagine an 85 year old like playing pickleball get up to the kitchen Charlie

Get up there and I just love the names to work. Just Dennis age 83 Stratford have courts That's another reason my, I don't think that people are gonna sign up. It's like on their basketball court. Yeah. So between basketball, indoor basketball court and people exclusively over the age of 65 playing, it's a very interesting tournament,

but hey, if you're in the area. Your Achilles might tear. And think about the Achilles. Yeah. Yeah. It's just so old. I don't know how they did that. I've never seen that in Kansas City. Oh, like almost exclusively that. Yeah. Yeah. It's just so old. I don't know how they did that. I've never seen that in Kansas City.

Oh, like almost exclusively that. Yeah. I played a lot of pickleball tournaments. Why are they so old down there? Wow. So if it does end up happening, I'll keep you updated. Old folks. It'll be a fun video. Fun Friday video. Like the thumbnail is just like you, you like this. And then there's like a bunch of old people.

Just like, and it's like super exaggerated for the thumbnail. Yes, they look like they're on Death's Door. Yeah. They're in a coffin in the thumbnail. They're in walkers. I think it'd be fun, I mean, kind of Mr. Beast style, but like, I played against every like decade or whatever. I played against every generation,

got that written down somewhere. I played against every skill, 2.5, 5.0. Yeah, with a frying pan. Yeah. I was going to pull up. You're not connected to Bluetooth, are you? I'm not. I have no computer even right now.

Wow. Never mind. I was just going to do a little segment of you're not that guy, or don't be that guy. And there's that great clip where he goes, don't be that. You're not that guy. You're not that guy of you're not that guy, or don't be that guy. And there's that great clip where he goes, don't be that. You're not that guy. You're not that guy. You're not that guy.

Just two quick ones I observed this week. One of them, I'm driving down the highway in my Honda Odyssey looking hot as heck. Just so cool. Not going that fast, 75 miles an hour. So like faster than the speed limit, but zoomed so fast past a Lamborghini. Okay. If you're driving a Lamborghini, you gotta drive it fast. This guy's going 62

miles an hour on the highway in a Lambo. Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. Don't be a slow Lambo. Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. Don't be a slow Lambo You're don't get don't get passed by a minivan on the highway in a Lamborghini It's kind of odd. It's embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah, it's like why are you even in that thing? Yeah, if you spent that much I mean, maybe you rented it but even more if you rented it for two days go nuts I'm just saying yeah Alright, yeah getting passed a Lamborghini. Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. Just couldn't believe it. And then the other don't be that guy.

Went to the pool with the family the other day, subdivision pool, neighborhood pool, my sisters. And some guy brought a large amp speaker, like Bluetooth speaker. Oh, gosh. And played it. Played it loud. Loud. What the aud And played it. And like played it loud. Loud!

What the audacity that it takes. I don't, I'm all about vibes. I like, I like fun music. I like Bluetooth speakers, but like if anyone else is around that I don't know, I'm turning off the music. I'm also just going to be self-conscious about what I'm playing.

How do you have the nerve to play your playlist in front of so many strangers? That's it, the nerve. Yeah. That guy has the nerve that I don't have because he's that guy. Don't be that guy. I barely have the nerve to run the aux cord with my friends.

I'm like, I don't know if I'm playing the right stuff. Anybody have any suggestions? Yeah, put it in place. And to be fair, it wasn't like terrible music. It was like really vibey, like kind of like, whatever, like lo-fi kind of stuff. But like. He wasn't taking too many chances. No, it wasn't like terrible music. It was like really vibey, like kind of like whatever, like lo-fi kind of stuff. But like. He wasn't taking too many chances.

No, it didn't seem like it was inappropriate or anything, but it was just like, you are setting the tone for the rest of the group of people that you do not know and you have no real affiliation with. People will do that outdoor pickleball court sometimes. Like sometimes you've got a small speaker, it kind of is only your court. And other times people bring in a subwoofer and you know, saying like, like really taking

over man. Like don't be that guy. Yeah. It's not even Spotify premium. I'm hearing ads for better help right now. Well, now you're just describing Gunner. It's 100% Gunner's done before. Where it was like KB and like all this different Christian rap.

Yeah. Better help ad comes on. But anyway, those two things. I was just like, I would never, I would never be either of those guys. Don't be that guy. I'm with you. So every, uh, I'm just talking about lifetime so much now, but that's how I feel all the times. Every now and then they have a, Hey, it shows I'm working out here. Yeah. I'm working here. They will have like these classes in the middle, like a CrossFit class. Those speakers are too loud.

Alpha. Yeah, of course they call it alpha. Those speakers way too loud. Where then my AirPods are all the way up and I think, wait, think about AirPods being all the way up. That's gotta be dangerous. I shouldn't be listening to AirPods all the way up. So then I just think, well,

at least it's a Justin Bieber remix. And I just go no AirPods and just listen to their music music not terrible music. Yeah, that's so it is so loud That alpha is is intense. Have you ever want to do it? No, it's so intimidating. What'd you do with me? Maybe I feel like the clientele. It's like really fit women barely wearing clothes. I don't want to yeah, bud Yes spandex is one of my favorite inventions women barely wearing clothes. I don't want to be a nec- Yeah, bud. I'm kidding. Yeah, spandex is one of my favorite inventions. Oh, they, everyone is so jacked. Like that does it. Everyone's so I'm like, maybe if I did it, I'll be jacked. Maybe that'll take like a week or two. Yeah, I think so. I'll look like them. Like so. What came first? The gaffer or the gaff tape? What came first? The alpha class

or the guy being Jack? I'm saying like, was the guy Jack before or after? You going to lifetime later today? Unofficially. All right. I'll count you in. That's a great way to respond to anything. Think you'll be able to make it this weekend? Unofficially? Count me in. Oh, so maybe not. Our pastor son the other day, college kid, he just came up to me. He's like, Hey Brad, how was it? And I liked, I liked that. I liked that as like a question. Just anytime you see somebody, how was it?

Was it what you thought it'd be? Yeah. How was it? You'll live up to the hype? So what'd you think? Man, I wouldn't know what to say Well, that's what's fun. It's an improv game. Yeah every time anytime. How was it? It's pretty good. Wow good improv Thank you. Good. Thanks. Awesome. I think I've said this before but there was a guy in my hometown Who his way of saying like what's going on? How you doing? He'd say, what do you know Jake?

What do you know is a glass threw me off? It's like Yeah, I was like, yeah. I was like, does he want to know what I learned? The last time I saw him. The calculator was invented way before you think. What do you know, Jake? It was pre-calc today. Good to see you, Mark.

What do you know? I didn't respond to that question well. That is tough. It's kind of like, sometimes people might say what's up and you're like, I think this person not actually want me to say the things that are up rather than just Yeah, if they just see some people want to know what's up some people just want to what's up back? What's up? Hey, what's up, man? There's a very you don't thin line between like Brad. What's going on and like Brad? What's been going on? Yeah, I think what's been going on is like I gotta give updates now brand. What's going on?

Not much man. How about you? But it also if you take out the contraction, that's when you're just mad. What is going on? Hattie What's going on and the less? The less consonants the less you actually care. Hey, what's going on? What's going on? Less vowels? No, less consonants.

Okay. I'm talking no G, no T. Instead of what's, what's, instead of going, going, instead of on, oh, hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's going on with you? What's going on with you? That's the kind of stupid and probably like dumb things I would do with my friends in like college. We'd like assume characters and people would be like

what movie are you guys quoting? It's like we're just being dumb. We're riffing in the calf brother Anyway So don't be like a time in anything you need a you want to say last Last chance of 20 episodes and you know, we got your chest before he wrap this up pressure I don't know see if I wrote anything down. I'll give a quick up. Oh, you got some Zack lied last week You were like you guys play a lot of singles. He's like no like yeah, we do What is our last three times

No, never I don't know how it works don't know what that is, but probably not Yeah, overall give us a grade for Zach's He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time.

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He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time. He's got a lot of time laughed a lot with him It was great. He'd got the best out of me for whatever reason like I was on a roll last week So you really brings it out of me sometimes that new energy, you know, like It's the deep voice especially because he's like hadn't really listened to our podcast very much So after he got done recording with us, he's like how am I's after start listen to this funny Yeah, yeah ball-bearing straight, dude. Yeah, That's what we've been saying. Ball bearing straight was wild. So good. All right. Good. Clear the air. You play singles. Yeah, we do. I think I, in the last two weeks, I've played singles more than doubles for sure. All right. Cause like, it's hard to get that many people on board and a lot of times it's kind of last minute. So it's

just like find someone and play singles. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good time. I don't know. Zach, live on anything else? I'm not sure. Zach also said in between episodes, he's like, it's a little bit harder than I thought to be funny. He's like, I'm a funny guy.

And I was like, just don't try. The harder you try, the less funny you're going to be. Whatever. But I thought he did great. So maybe we'll, rotate out some people for the rest of it. I think so. Rachel was really fun to have on. Rachel's good to go for next week. Scott's in Florida.

Maybe when he gets back, maybe we'll have Scott come in here, get Catherine in here. Yeah. Just kind of rotate around a little bit. We bring someone to be a guest and we make them control the cameras. Like we'll still interview you, but you have to control the cameras to do it. That's so funny. Just get like, but like, let's try to find like a big name. And we still put somebody that we don't even know. Yeah. Awesome. Like let's get Nate Barghetti when he comes in here. Yeah. Hey folks. I don't know if you'd be about Martin Lawrence.

Think he would do it. I don't know if we get Martin Lawrence. Okay I think he would switch the cameras if he came okay if we had him in here Martin Lawrence. What a pull I don't know why I thought of that. Let's go Martin Damon Wayans He'd be great. Maybe I used to love my wife and kids. You ever watch that show little sitcom. I did watch that also The way that'd be a tough quiz for me to answer. There's so many Wayans. Yeah. So many Wayans out there. There's Marlon, there's Damon.

Damon Jr. Damon Jr. I think is so funny. He's the one on New Girl. That's right, I think. Right. That's what I'm saying. You nailed it, I think. And there's Wayne Wayans.

Wayne Wayans, Wayne Brady. There's Dwayne Wayans. Dwayne Wayans. Dwayne's the Rock Johnson. There's one Wayans, two Wayans. There's Wayans Truth in the Life. Shout out to, gonna move on unless you're ready. No, I'm good.

Josh Rowe and Rachel's fiance, wedding invite. It was kind of, I really liked that, first of all, they're family not too far away here. They've seen me play a lot of rec volleyball over the last couple of years, but they were like, hey, they wrote a little handwritten note. They're like, the Stoltzfus brothers are filming our wedding, Celia's photographing it,

and Sarah Solberg is doing our honeymoon. Wow. They're like, it's a complete ghosty wedding. So we figured we should invite you guys too. So that's that was pretty cool that that's all happening. Ghost hunters universe. Yeah. We got, we got an invite and Catherine's like, who is this?

And I was like, they're the ones, if you remember the story on the podcast, they visited your volleyball game and you said something was it he that was he was way younger than her or vice versa and he's like yeah I pull or something like that yeah yeah of all the stories that's funny that's what you remember yeah I think he's probably three years younger okay I think yeah he was still in high school I don't remember exactly either way that's them. They're great. They're great. They're great. They're great. So, so that's all I got. I mean, my arms are outstretched. I got, I got one of the week. You know what? That's freaking true. That's the freaking true. One of the week. What do you got? That's the cheese. Um, when the week is multiple, I really like the cold punch at lifetime, number one.

But number two is I found my sunglasses. Oh good. I was missing them for like five days. Well good. Five days too long, Jake, and then I found them. They had fallen into like one of the little side pockets of my truck. Pockets not always a good thing. Am I right?

Yeah. Yeah. So big time. Big time for summer though. That was big time. I can tell you're pretty excited you found your sunglasses. Popped! Win of the week.

Yeah. Mine is gonna be, I think just like, in a word, buffini. It was just great to be there. The fiendsters. I came away with it just being super just like thankful and they were so great. I had a blast. And also went a little like kick, like looking up Brian Buffini, just like thankful and they were so great, I had a blast. And also went a little like kick,

like looking up Brian Baffini just like content online, like whether it's his podcast or an Instagram reel or like a seminar he does, I've like watched like 14 year old YouTube videos of him like giving a talk. And the byproduct of that is now, yeah, I should do that. I should transition. You know, last week I was gonna become a magician.

Now it's switching. Now I think more professional speaker. Take what I know, stage presence, comedy, and do more professional speaking. That's our boy. Devin's a magician. Who is now motivational speaker. Wow.

So I think you should still stick with magician first. But then go into. And do the path that he did. Yeah. I think also. Then And do the path that he did. Yeah. I think also. Then Sound of Music is the next step. Yeah, and then be the comedic relief in Sound of Music, Greenleaf.

I think I need like five more years maybe of like putting some things on my resume. Maybe we kind of see what happens to Friday Pickleball and then I can go like speak about it. Yeah. That's a plan. That's great. As the winner of the week, just inspired by the buffoons.

Yeah. This is a random fun thing. I realized you can pay 15 bucks and then get two months of unlimited car washes, a go car wash. And so I've just been, I mean, there was a week where I got a car wash every day. Oh yeah.

It was awesome. Welcome. It was fun. How'd you get that deal? Like, because you're new. Maybe you can just, like, my dad found it somewhere and I was like, I mean, I'll take advantage. So I went in and I was like, and is there a thing where I just like pay for this one and I get two months

there? Yeah. Like you're in sweet. Now I just pull up and they know my license plate and just go in. It's awesome. It's so cool. It's one of those like this, this is excessive and I don't really need this membership, but it's a fun membership to have. It's really fun. It's like, you a king. Yeah, every day. It's like in every day. You're like, I don't really need one That's kind of fun to go in there. Just a little extra glimmer. Yeah a car. Absolutely. Yeah And the vacuums are nice. I like use them yesterday. Yeah, this is this is fun. Wow. Let's go boy I've got your friend coming over Monday morning to clean my car. Sweet, oh, awesome. Oh yeah, detail.

Awesome, yeah. Nice. Isn't detailing such a bad word for what happens? Yes, it should be. Confusing. Yeah, just. Get my car detailed. Deep cleaned.

Yeah, cleaned. Yeah, detailed makes it sound like they're going to either add like a whatever racing stripe, like a cool spoiler. Yeah. Adding onto it. A new rims, getting rims. Yeah. Spinners.

I'm getting spinners. Yeah. I'm getting my car detailed or it makes it sound like they are only going to do like the very small like detailed cleaning. I'm going to polish your mirrors. Yes. That's car detailing.

Yes. The things that you don't really care about. Yeah. They're engraving stuff into the leather, like, Oh, that's nice. Details. Yeah. That's nice. Some stitching, some light stitching. That's some details. Um, okay. Comment of the week. Uh, here's what I'll say right now. Turns out a lot of people sing.

The thing that I said I was really annoyed by, hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that a lot of people sing. The thing that I said I was really annoyed by. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that a lot of people sing. I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I did kind of want to come on and defend that. I don't think I do it much, but I think it's okay. It is okay. Just know that I have to podcast four times a week, so there's times where I say things.

Don't take it personal. Yes. Anybody that ever judges anything we do, it's like, hey, sitting for an hour in our seats. Yeah. Walk a mile in my podcast chair. Yeah. See how good your camera angles are at the end of it.

So I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. It's okay. If you were like, I sing to my kids to cheer them up. That's great. Singing is not the issue, right? It was like, yeah, filling space by singing a normal sentence. That was more of the annoyance, but either way,

I need to go back into it. It's all good. I sing to my kids every night before they go to bed. Jake would hate me for that. I sing worship at church every Sunday. I'm sure Jake is hating this. Yeah, I sing it. I make a joyful noise to the Lord.

Jake hates that. So I guess that's, in a way, my comment of the that. So I guess that's in a way my comment of the week, but I guess bonus one, I loved all the people responding to the dog jaw thing. Like I do this with my kids all the time, that was a great setup, you know, whatever. I liked everyone responding to dog jaw. I was so pumped to get Zach on that.

It was one of the best deliveries I've heard, I think. Really? Of the setup. That was my only time I'd ever done it. I felt like it went great. You could see Zach lunge, which is hilarious. So then we're around the pool this past weekend and it came to mind again.

I was like, hey, do you guys know about this dog jaw thing I have? And seven out of seven people were all like, no, what's dog jaw? And I was like, oh, it's happening. All right, here we go. Be cool, be cool. Lock in.

At first I was like, well, Rachel's the one who actually has it. I was going to set her up. She's like, Jake has it, Jake has it. Jake has it worse than me. I was like, oh, it's happening. All right, here we go. Lock in, lock in. At first I was like, well, Rachel's the one who actually has it. I was going to set her up. She's like, Jake has it, Jake has it, Jake has it worse than me. I was like, all right, all right, I'll do it. And so I was like, all right, I'll get Anna Bufini on it.

I was like, yeah, I feel right here. Barked at her, didn't even flinch. Made me feel like such an idiot. I was like, I should have got the girl who works with horses every day. Of course she's not going to flinch. Yeah. That's so funny.

Yeah, I bombed. Bummer. Dang. And that's so funny. Yeah, I bombed bummer Damn, and that's a tough one to I mean, yeah, just looking at me. What what that's the jaw jaw You didn't even let me feel it. I'll fly home Sorry guys. Yeah, if you listen back, I realized what you were doing halfway. Yeah, and I was but I was like, oh don't give it away Okay, so I was like this is that Yeah, anyway And I was, but I was like, Oh, don't give it away. Like, so I was like, this is that. I don't know. I said something like that. Yeah.

Anyway, it's awesome. So that's your comment of the week. Is how good I am. Okay. Hannah Clayton 8927 also commented how good we are, but also not. She said, it was actually so encouraging to hear y'all talk about sometimes struggling to follow through

slash execute on things, especially coming from two of the most self-made dudes I know so We're real. We are we are you are. Yeah, so failures big time. Yeah. Yeah plenty so Going to the gym getting off the bed. I mean running that mile. Yeah, I did it but that was not easy Yeah, it is very hard to be motivated doesn't just happen. That's right Yeah, it is very hard to be motivated doesn't just happen. That's right So thanks Hannah Clayton. I like this little comment interaction We'll call it Lizzie grace said lol Zach's voice changed from higher to lower and Zach replied. I have no idea what you're talking

How did he spell about ABT. Yep. Oh, I should have saved him some time. I have no idea what you're talking about ABT. Yep. Oh, I should have saved us some time. I have no idea what you're talking about It's gum. Oh, he doesn't care. Yeah, let's vows. Let's vows. Yes casual. I have no idea what you're talking about I don't know what I'm about for a very compelling You'll get that something. Yep in Ohio. You'll get it. Can't wait. This is goodbye. I guess Wow, see ya. I'm glad you woke up today. Yeah.

It would've been weird to have to tell people you're leaving, but you're also not here. Like, what's going on with time? Yeah, there's something more here. Something covering for you. Yeah, 100%. That would've started some conspiracy theories. No, I promise.

Everything's fine, guys. My phone just doesn't work or something. It's okay. I would say better now than on a film set in Ohio. For sure. Yeah. Key grip day. I mean, it was my heart.

Like when I looked at my phone, I was like, it's just that feeling. I woke up and I was like, I feel too well rested for this to be a good thing. I checked my phone 10 30 AM. I was like, wow. Oh, six missed calls from Brad. I know I was like, there's so many. I was wondering, did, did they dial? Like, did they see like second one did? Okay. I was gonna say it should have broken through. Why didn't I hear it? My ringer

was on or was it really like, yeah, like you were deep or vibrate. So like your ringer wasn't on was it? Yes. Cause like when I woke up, yeah, like when you shot the phone, it goes like my ringer is on. I should, I had do not disturb on. Um, cause that's what I'm always, I'm always like paranoid. I'm like my alarm. I don't know if the ringer actually affects it. I don't think it does, but I was like, I always turn on, do not disturb. And then I have my ringer on. Not sure why. And actually I think it is a bit subconsciously because I'm like, if someone has to get to me and they break through, I kind of want to hear. Yeah. But if it's not that important, then I don't hear. Yeah. It's kind of the idea, but I don't know what happened. No problem, man. Grace. There's grace. Yeah. No problem. No problem, Bob. All right. Goodbye, Timon. Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody.

I'll be back. That's great. Love you guys. Every Monday morning we're taking grandpas for a spocket