Ghostrunners - 450 - Every House Has It

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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Headphones on world out. What do they say on social network? He's locked in. He's down. Did they say, oh, he's he's glued. What do they say? What? Why do we say headphones in a world that was that from? Is that like a teacher you saw?

I think I just said it once and you liked it. And I don't I must have seen it on Instagram or something or tick tock. I don't know. I like it. Let's start. Every time we're out every time we're like at the gym. Are we podcasting? Are we starting?

Sure. We all you can't you can't put the headphones on without headphones in podcast on podcast on problems gone out. Yeah. Podcast on problems gone. Mike's decibel. You went with decibel. Huh?

Dang it. It's not a good start. Mike's decibel. No, no, decibeled, huh? Dang it. That's not a good start. Mike's decibeled. No, no, no. We gotta- Does it have to rhyme? Yes and yes.

Mike's decibeled. Oh. Music trebled. That wasn't that good. That wasn't that good. Slight rhyme, slight rhyme. That was just to fill the space while you guys think of something that rhymes better.

Decibeled. to fill the space while you guys think of something that rhymes better. Decibeled, meth, no, house is no longer gonna be super messable, because I like to do chores while I... If this is your first time listening, it's better than this normally, all right? This is a rough start. Let's begin.

Now. Because headphones are on. Problems are gone. Problems are gone. I like that t-shirt idea right there. Rachel, what's yours? Headphones in, world out. Problems are gone. Problems are gone. I like that t-shirt idea. Yeah. Rachel, what's yours? Headphones in, world out.

Wait, what was it? Was that the original? No, that's good. That's good. So I'm sticking with the original. You know, I don't hate the opposite thing, you know. That's good too. Time is gone.

How about that? Headphones. Rachel here, time and gone. Rachel's Rachel here, time and gone. Rachel's, Rachel here, time and there. Yeah. Uh oh, ooh I ooh I think this tight Beating means that it's going down With some random thoughts and white meat too

Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat So come along let's have some fun and go Ahead get on your feet cause this is a Ghost from the Sparkang Ghost from the Sparkang Every Monday morning we're taking grand Ghost from the Sparkang This is a ghost from Spock. I do like seeing Rachel over there. Yeah. What are you looking at my hand for? No, I like how ready you are. She is. I'm already forgetting.

So when you talk. When I talk. Yeah, good. You're talking. Oh, no, I am. No, you talk. When I talk. Yeah, good. You're talking. Oh, no, I am. No, you are. Anyway, Rachel's here. Fill in producer for the day. So that's yes. Do you shower?

Last night. Pretty good. Nice. You this morning? No, you. Oh, yeah. Twice. Twice. Yes. I showered before I went. I got coffee with, yeah. Twice. Twice? Yes. I showered before I went.

I got coffee with my dad this morning. That's nice. And then I just worked out and I showered after that. You love getting naked. Oh, man. I was doing both those things. I was been naked all day. Yeah, you have.

This is the first time I've been clothed. Yeah. I work out in my backyard so I can be naked. Dude, what is the age that my kid should not be naked in my backyard anymore? As a somewhat city. I mean, we have a public backyard for sure, but it's kind of. It's kind of private. Like, like every once in a while, like because we've been swimming a lot in that little inflatable

pool and just classic, like take off your swimsuit dry off, and then go in and get dressed. And it's like, what's the what's the border here? I think it comes down to your regardless of their age, it comes down to the oldest child around. It's based off their age. OK, what? But like Rachel will elaborate. Yes, please. Really? What do they teach you in school? Like, how old is it? What was that chapter?

How old are you supposed to not be naked at school? Yes. What grade do they start putting clothes on kids? I mean, I've seen as young as three year old preschool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like one of those things where it's like Bo is just. But Bo's fine, it feels like. But but Hattie, I'm like, I think you need to go inside. OK. Hattie knows how to take a shower.

Maybe it's like, yeah, that's a good, you know how you can ride a bike Yeah, if you can ride a bike get out here. What age do you not want Hattie to see Bo naked? Mm-hmm That's where I was going with this. I see uh Yeah, 13 14 probably. I don't know. I'm just kidding. I have no idea But no, that's not wrong. Yeah Definitely not that Let's start minimum age. I see minimum. I know I just you said what age any age 45 would be weird Yeah, what are you doing? I think that's all an appropriate answer. We're not Jewish. Yeah

13 or 45 both included in the ages. I don't want to had he sing Bo naked. Okay. Yes all those things. So Yes, I'll just figure it out. Once the neighbors complain then you'll know Yeah, I messed up Anyway shower love to shower. Yeah It's it's just sweaty all the time. I get out of my car and I'm sweating. Oh, yeah, you know, I remember I Mean in Vietnam getting used to the humidity there. It was so sweaty. I saw a lizard slip off of a tree Did you yeah, I mean and that was only the half of it. Remember the other thing you were saying Like there was on the tree. Yeah, yeah, that was morning, but then nighttime. It's also crazy nighttime

Yeah, I was we had had to play in this one facility. I was like man. It's hot in here And then I looked it up on Google Maps. We are inside of a dumpling. That's what it was. That's why it was so steamy. Yeah. They say take a dumpling. Yeah, take a dump. That's what they say. I'm doing my part improvise. I'm doing my part today. I'm carrying the team here. Rachel, I got my fingers on the switch.

The camera button. Nice. Oh, it's not a competition, guys. It's not a competition. Who brought that's not a car. Honestly, who brought that up? I know that you didn't forget, but I forgot that Jake actually went to Vietnam. OK, so whenever he said like, yeah, back when I was in Vietnam, I thought you were talking like what a random. We were doing like war, like pretend like we were in like Stolen Valor or something. I was like, all right. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, like doing Call of Duty jokes. It's been a while back in Nam. Yeah. Back in Nam. Anyway. Yeah. Anyway, let's talk about what's been happening here. Right here in America right now. What what do you think of when you think of the words dodge sponge? Dodge sponge. This is like a rejected like it made it on Shark Tank, but no one bought in. Hey Hey sharks. Yeah, I'm Brad Oh, yeah, check who wants to get up who wants to absorb?

25% of my business for dodge sponge brides back. I'm back I had a few drinks of this Whatever bomb pop in a can. It's great. Yeah available now Costco 35 at a time Costco 35 at a time. 35 at a time. Yeah. Dodge Sponge. Dodge Sponge. It is a game that is sweeping the Ellis family right now.

Oh, it's a game. Anything that you can find that you can play as a dad while you just sit around and do very little movement is a win of a game. Oh yeah, I already, I have something to say about that, but you keep going. I heard like one of my friends talked about like, you know, this game that he would play where he would just lay on the ground and was like,

don't wake the monster, just quiet around the monster. And so the kids were like tiptoe around a bolt. Dodge sponge is me in the pool, just sitting there, just sitting in this like one and a half feet of water. Okay. Just sitting there at one of the ends of the pool and Bo stands on the other end with this like a pretty big sponge like we're talking face size. So you're not the sponge. Oh, no, I'm not the sponge.

He takes the sponge and he throws it to me and I grab it, dunk it down in the water and he runs anywhere he wants in the yard. And if I throw it and I hit him with the sponge, I get a point. If I miss, he gets a point. We played a great game played a ten. Yeah, we played a ten typically Yeah, best of three best five you ever switch has he ever sponge you or I've never been the I've never been the Dodger Yeah, you're all-time sponge. Oh, yeah, that's how you sit there and just catch it and just chuck them That's a great game. Anybody else any other kids play with you? Katty has played she got hit one time decently hard. She didn't love that.

Rosie does not want to be have any part of the dodge. No, no. Henry's all right. You know, Henry's slow, but he takes it like it's just barely starting to walk every once in a while. It's like, go out there, boy. I'll throw you with a, you know, 10 foot sponge here. Dude, speaking of your kids, we can keep talking about dodge

sponge, but I just remembered this. Someone sent in a Friday. We're doing a Capaldi design contest. Yeah, someone sent in a design. They have cropped you and Catherine out of it. It's just your four kids. So whatever ghost he did that. It was me. That was it was me.

I said that I said I met Brad did that. Yeah, I at first I was going to try to win. And then it proved harder than I thought to win. So I was like, I'm just gonna sit a picture like you I'm like so funny. I'm like such not a prankster that I was like as good of a prank as I'll ever do Yeah, cuz Rachel said that I was like no Brad didn't do that. Yeah, what picture was it? I don't even remember. I was just like I'll just find a picture on my phone. This is a little older was it Yeah, I think Henry was more of like a newborn. Maybe it was one of the ones that Celia took

I think she came over and took pictures one time when Henry was yeah, there's like barely born great picture though Yeah, what did it win? Is it finalist? We'll see I think the kind of it ends tonight at midnight. So oh it does actually Yeah, you got some good. Yeah, you excited over there. I am I've seen some great designs from it. Yeah, I've put a lot of Ones on my close friend's story. Yeah, it's not great. Not great. I had a hard time. And I'm not a Photoshop pro, but I had a hard time editing using your editable template.

So that's when I was like, I'm not going to win this thing. Probably. Yeah, I wonder if that's it. Maybe we should have made it more accessible to like a Canva pro user. But at the same time, I think if you're going to design a paddle that we're going to release, I want you to know how to use Photoshop. You know, like I think you should like have the skills. Yeah, fair. But sorry. Do you have some good ones that you think? No, none.

I know. I think well, I don't know. I haven't seen all of them. Basically, these are all going to Andre, who is our head designer, and he like sends us the bad ones. I can look at this one. Look at this one. Yeah. And he sent a lot of bad ones. So I think if absolute worst case scenario, Andre will just design five of them. Yeah. No one needs to know that he designed them and then we'll just publicly vote on.

They look great. They look a lot like the other ones. Yeah, we'll get the crowdsource our next paddle. Yeah. No, there's I think there's been a couple decent ones. So we'll see. Hmm. Anyway dodge sponge. We grew up playing tree stump That sounds awesome. Yeah, you should play this game. Okay, this is where dad Just lays down on the ground face down. Yes, this is great. And then you just climb all over jump hop skip whatever. Yeah Just hang out near or on the tree stuff

That's it. I can't even like elaborate that I've already elaborate ever like came alive or anything It was very static game Played anywhere But yeah, it just Britain's do you remember playing as a kid? Yes, cuz I remember the only time I could get the tree stop to move I would dig my head like into his ribs And I think it just like tickled like crazy now to get him to like squirm so it was movable. That's amazing I yeah, I love that and I bet your dad was like this is a genius like anytime you're like

Can we please play tree stump? Yes, please. Let me go get my pillow put on some Elvis Yeah, play tree stump tree stuffs good another thing I remind me of Great Hutterburg and I friend of ours from Oklahoma We've been going back and forth this week which Rachel's been making fun of me actually before I say anything Do you want to give your rendition of what you've been hearing grant? I talk about all via voice memo, okay? Yes, so what's it sound like it sounds like hey Jake, so you know we just won the basketball championship What's it

like to be a championship city we're just we're not quite there yet like can you give us some advice because you guys are a championship city and that's it love the tone do you think that this is real like did it feel like he was being yes it felt very serious really okay it's the most boy conversation ever and what did Jake respond with I? Don't think I was there for that part. Okay, okay. I buddy you gotta have a good parade Maybe you'd grant you could go make a video at the parade Grant would make a fire video. He would be great at it. Yeah

Anyway, so yeah, I did start off kind of jokingly He was like dude, this is so fun when you're like fly over state wins a championship. He's like, if you have any advice, any tips, he's like, the one thing I've been doing is me and all my friends like anyone I go to Chick-fil-A and we all just address each other as champ. He said, we're like all world champions. I was like, what's up, champ? Yeah. Morning champ, which I do really like that.

That's fine. Should be doing that more. Yeah. Yeah. But then it did become a very boy conversation because it started off like as a joke, like as championship cities. How should we behave? And then it became like, wow, we're just going back every single day, more and more content about like the similarities between like SGA and the homes and the thunder and the chiefs and how the narrative switch and how all these talking heads want to like, you know, hate on you. But the data doesn't back up what they're saying. You know, free throws versus rubbing the passer. And so it was really fun. All that to say, the most recent voice memo I got,

he was like, by the way, you know, parenthood's awesome. Ellen's like, almost like, she's like 10 months. He's like, I just found out for whatever reason, she is enthralled with me just shooting hoops in the backyard. Oh, he's like, I don't know how I discovered this, but like there will be times where she is crying. I will take her outside and all this proper up where she can see me play basketball. And she's just mesmerized for 30 minutes. That's great.

He's like, it's the coolest thing. So maybe that could be a thing. Like, I don't know. Rosie loves tight spirals. Yeah, I'm zipping them against the fence. Yeah, the kids just love them. That is great. Like anything that you can find like that word, Your kid is just like I don't she she wants me to eat Chipotle. She likes when I eat Chipotle in front Of her. I don't know. That's what I was telling grand I said this sounds like a sketch where it starts off with like Lauren like his wife you're never gonna believe this like Ellen loves when I like play basketball Lauren's like oh cool Keep going lift weights. And then he's like, how can I get away with this the next day comes in Lauren? Ellen loves it when we watch UFC.

She's like freaking out about, next day, Lauren, Ellen is freaking out. I've never seen her smile so big, watch me do mock fantasy football drafts. She loves it. You just go to the extreme. She loves it when I sleep in every single Saturday. I don't know.

It's Saturday, she just knows that she loves it when I sleep in every single Saturday? I don't know. It's Saturday. She just knows that she loves it. She loves it. And she loves it when you cook for us on Saturday mornings. She loves the sound of you vacuuming. Yeah. She's just so tranquil when you when you're vacuuming. Dude, speaking that quick trip got a Roomba. Quick trip did. Local news. Is that allowed?

I went in there the other day. A Roomba. And I could just tell, by the way, the employees were behaving around it. This thing's brand new. OK. Yeah. And it's not totally a room, but it's like it's like mopping the floors. Oh, it's a mop mop, mop, mop. I'm on it today, guys. No problem. Roomba, a broom, brumba now. We're getting there Yeah, just give me a second. Give me a second. I'll warm up all right

brumba and I was talking to the clerk. I was like first day with a brumba, and he's like yeah It is actually I was like how's it doing. He's like you know. It's not bad. I'd hope so there's 30 grand No, yeah, it's like a commercial grade Roomba commercial grade How big is this bad boy? It is the size? Well, I've never seen anything this size. What could I compare it to this is the size of a motorcycle side? like not a side car, but like the Side compartment that like a dog could fit in okay, okay?

What about it like a you know one of those like lawnmowers? Have you seen the electric the lawnmower? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've seen some golf courses. You know, it's bigger, taller. Oh, taller. Yeah. Yeah. So there's no way you could actually like accidentally step on this thing.

And yeah, no, it's big. It's really in the way. Yeah. Yeah. Quick trip does not have the. It's like a huge cooler just moving about. Anyway, glad we talked about that. Is this our local QuickTrip here? Oh yeah.

Really? Check it out. It's not the best QuickTrip, so good for them for getting one of those brimless. Yeah, I'm glad they could afford it. 30 grand. Yeah, stimulus. We support them well. Interesting.

Okay. So that's that. Jake, I have two announcements. One of them is a Gmail notification that fall ball registration is now open Interesting what's the other one? The next one is that we love Main Street Roasters coffee, and we are sponsored by them today How did the two coincide? What's the Venn diagram? Well? I mean think about it this way how many bases are in a baseball game? Three plus a plate three plus a plate. Oh plate plate. Hmm. What do you like to put on your plate food? What goes well with food drink? What's the best drink coffee? What's the best kind of coffee Main Street Roasters coffee?

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What do you think about a little Monday morning schmores to start off the episode? You're crazy! I'm ready for it. I'm ready for this is your idea on this one. Let's do it. I think it'll be fun. I think it could be fun I'm ready. I have so it could be fun. I'm ready. I also it could be fun. I have 30 answers. Yeah, I've got so many. I don't know if I'm ready to choose one, but I have a lot. A lot of honorable mentions.

OK, this is people or person. It's broad person you you'd love to be friends with. Yes. Yes. We agree on that category. OK. Wednesday's episode hasn't come out yet. So let's just assume Rachel Rachel one. Yeah, you get to decide the order Okay, Shmores

Jake Brad me Okay All right first one I'm gonna go with is Vince Vaughn I was trying to do his impression, man. I thought you were shrugging off my answer. I was like, no, I think you like Vince Vaughn. Honestly, it's a great impression. Honestly, it's a great pick.

No, I didn't say Robert De Niro. What are you talking about? This pick. How would he? Honestly, my man, it's a great pick. Nah, I don't know. You try? It's a good try.

Yeah, yeah. Good try. Vince Vaughn. Okay, I Just I think just like the vibes when I think about it when I think about all these different actors I'm like, well Farrell's like kind of getting old We don't be friends with him then I did I don't know if we like would connect as much You don't think Vince Vaughn and will Farrell same age. Yeah, they're probably like five years for each other aren't they? Well, but it's Vaughn looks younger. Yeah, he does look a lot younger. Listen, man, it's not. Keep trying every 30 seconds.

Oh, I think I got it. Now, let's achieve it. Will Ferrell, 57 minutes on 55. Geez, wow. Will Ferrell looks so much older. Yeah, he does. But we're all my list. And wow, that's really kind of warping my brain here.

Yeah, two years older and Vince Vaughn. It's crazy how old celebrities are. It's crazy. Like there's Robert De Niro. How old do you think he is? He's so old. 80 something, 82 or something. Maybe. Let's see. No way of knowing. Psyched Google. Eighty one years old. All right.

I knew he was almost my dad. He was taking some customers out to a concert in Branson this weekend. It was a Bob Dylan and willy nelson concert So how do you think willy nelson is willy nelson and i think he's been 75 for 20 years I think he's he's been old for a long time. Therefore. I don't know if he's as old as we think therefore. He is 78 years old Rachel 75 still 75 still he's 92. Is he really? OK. Still performing.

Actually not performing. They drove all the way there, waited for the thunderstorms to clear and then canceled. So maybe he's not performing. How old is Bob Dylan? Younger. Wait, isn't there a Bob Dylan movie now?

Timothy Chalamet. Bob Dylan is alive. Eighty four. Eighty four. Another guy that just I mean, those guys have Bob Dylan's 84. While he's alive? I'm obviously. 84? 84. Another guy that just, I mean those guys have, you know, the son plus drugs have really like weathered those guys early. Or done them good because they're still alive. Maybe?

Oh, Rachel's a drug girl. No I'm not. Rachel's a son girl. Yes. Anyway, I like Fitz Fawn. He talks fast and he's so funny. He's really funny, my man. All right. OK, so we are we going with specific people or?

No, no, no, no. This could be. I wasn't allowed to ask this question. Great. Great. Yeah, I'm shocked that you're the one asking questions. Well, time is a roll. I purposely didn't ask questions when I was brainstorming, but I just wanted to make sure that if I did not choose only specific people,

I wouldn't get the flak. OK, so my first one is the guy with a sick or girl with a sick corporate discount. All right. That's your number one. That's my one. Oh, do you want to pay full price for MacBook Airs? Not me. I had a friend in college whose dad was a pilot and I flew round trip like there and back to Spain for like $400 it was awesome

Sick corporate discount that is a good corporate discount just this morning we were booking flights to go to New York City and One of my friends is like hey my stepdad got a little Delta yada yada went to book it He's like that he has to be on the flight Well, that's too bad. But I almost got one. But a sick corporate discount. Delta would be nice.

Apple, Garmin, if I ever need a watch. Yeah. Car, like, great, Huda Berg's dad was a car dealer for a long time. I kept being like, hook me up. Give me a car for like $50. I know you can do it. So just sick corporate discounts. Okay, guy with guy who can hook you up with corporate discounts.

I want to make sure I took down before you guys did. So good. Rachel. Sorry, that one's not there anymore. Oh, come on. Okay. Get off your list. My first pick is Leslie Knope. Oh, really? Not Amy Poehler. Not Amy. I mean, I would love to be friends with Amy Poehler, but Leslie Kn She has so much energy. Dang. That's a good answer. Yeah positive. She's a great friend

She always remembers your birthday. Is he good? Good would she ever stress you out? Yeah, but that's fine I don't have to live with her. She's just my friend Okay, because sometimes it feels like she's overbearing Lee friendly. That is true But the the positives outweigh the negatives so much. Definitely. Dang, that's a good answer. I was trying to think of fictional characters. Have a few on my list, didn't know if that was allowed. So, no, I was kidding. Good answer.

Okay, that's my first one. And then my second one is Tanner from Love on the Spectrum. Mm. I'd love to be friends with him. He's kind of like Leslie Knope. That's a great pic. Oh, you'd love to be hanging out with him. That's a great pick. Oh, you'd love to be hanging out with him. That's a great pick.

I knew you'd like that one. Yeah. That's good. I haven't, I have never watched it, but I, is that the one you have a t-shirt about? Yes. Okay. Yes. He's the one who he likes frogs.

He likes snakes. He likes crocodiles. He likes alligators. He lists all the things. What do you like, Kate? What do you like, Kate? I like turtles. I like bugs. I like sticks. Yeah, bud. Yeah, bud So now now I'm trying to imagine like are all these

We didn't necessarily specify this at the beginning But would all these people be in the same group together like because I'm now I don't like let's an open tater We'll be awesome sit corporate discount persons not that awesome separate. These are just people you're just just making sure All right. My next one is going to be I Loved I've always loved this guy. I've always been entertained by him He would have great stories, but I think he'd also be like very caring as a family man Peyton Manning They're gonna say mr. Rogers Peyton Manning is a great pick. Yes, he means great. Thank you He's just I just love him good sense sense of humor. Good sense of humor while still like

seeming like obviously he's larger than life in some ways, but he's very normal seeming in other ways. Can I say something honest? Yes. I wish Patrick Mahomes had the personality of Pain Manning. That would be fun.

That would be awesome. Yes. I agree. Yeah. Did you and Grant talk about that? No, but we I was joking with him. I said because there are so many so many similarities. I was like, if Chet Holgren starts dating Rihanna, then it's going to get really spooky. Wait, what? Oh, because of his Travis kills.

Yeah. Oh, I got it. That would be wild. To me, let's go with. A guy who owns several jet skis. Oh, several more than the boat. Yeah. So it's just like, I mean, I got four out today. You can have one. Rachel, you can have one.

Bring a couple of friends. A quadruple date. I don't know. Yeah. His jet skis. I don't know how he's going to set it up exactly. Yes. But yeah, I've only gotten to ride a jet ski like four or five times my whole life. Oh, really? So I've been like sheltered from it. And so to me, they're just like the pinnacle of fun. How much do you think a really nice jet ski costs?

Have you looked into it? Well, you know what they stand in grand, 80 grand, four grand, you know, like. Yeah, between three and six thousand seems you think. I don't know. Maybe an entire team. I bet everything's so expensive dude. If not then people will be riding around jet skis like crazy for three grand. Boat they say stands for bust out another thousand.

Yeah. What does jet ski stand for? Jet ski stands for jeez, every 10 seconds can't kill, kill kill kill it. My bank account. Good. Yeah, I financed it, but it does it where every 10 seconds it just like doesn't it just take some money from me. Yeah.

That's the terms. I don't know. Takes a dollar fifty every 10 seconds. Yeah, I pay it off. You're Rachel. Your dad's a boat guy. He is a boat guy. No, no jet skis, though. We do have a few jet skis. Oh, 10 seconds. Yeah, I pay it off your Rachel your dad's a boat guy. He is about guy No, no jet skis though. We do have a few jet skis. Oh you do what? Jake is by

There's always something wrong with it like maybe they weren't his and he was storing them for somebody or he got him for sale There's the acronym bond geez every 10 You can like it's all it. I think so. I Every ten you can write it on the toilet. I think so. Oh, I have never seen them in action We should look this weekend. I will say my aunt growing up had a see-dew and it was like the see-dew is not working It's like it was it was like yeah, I think it's working for 3,000 So okay, so guy who has several jet skis good answer my father. I guess guy who has several functioning jet skis I Don't want to be friends with that person. I don't like it. Just ski mmm Wait is it my turn no, it's still Jake's

Holy cow. I brought the order guys uh I'm not gonna get a lot of votes for this. I don't care. He's my friend. Jeff Bezos. OK, I just don't think it hurt. Tell me. Tell me more. Yeah. I bet he might have access to some things. I bet he might have some money to throw around. You know what? Now that I've said it, this is kind of redundant with my jet ski thing. So

I should have picked one or the other. I'm not going to win this one. I'm not going to win this one. But we're having a good time but we're having a good time. We're having a good time. That is so true. Like, yeah, the Jets like sick corporate discount. That dude's got a discount.

Yeah, I don't need these. Yeah. Okay. Just like what is it like to be friends with a billionaire? Yeah, it's pretty I don't even fully know probably. Yeah, but just like being on a yacht for the first time or getting invited to every Thursday night football game because they're on Amazon Prime. Yeah Yes, I bet there would be some perks I bet he would also have access to any other game you want to go to or anything or hey

I need to get here. Can you send me a helicopter? Yes. He's like dude next time don't even text me Let me just give you the keys right just yeah Use my app that I have that no one else knows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See. Yeah. They have that kind of stuff. Oh yeah. It'd be awesome. Yeah. And he knows about things you've never heard. OK. So that my next pick is not it's adjacent to that.

It's someone who's deep into the government. I don't care what. I don't necessarily need. I don't necessarily need the power. It's just the curiosity of what goes on. Yes, dude. Exactly.

I just like CIA and someone who's deep in the government and has loose lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me about it. He's kind of done their time. Yeah. Where is currently in it? And yeah, just loose lipped. I don't know.

Yeah. I'm not trying to make like a stance of like, I want to be friends with Trump because he's Trump. I don't have strong feelings like that But I'm like it would be cool to be the friends with the president United States and be like what's going on? Are there tunnels? Yes, dude. Is there like a book that you guys all have? Yeah, let's do a top 10 list every week of like things. I didn't know yeah They work yeah, so someone who's deep into the government president CIA. That's good

Whatever like Jack Bauer would have some story Yeah, you know, you know Anna buffinis oldest brother Don't I was waiting for someone gay to interrupt me Wait don't say that You're doing it on your own now You return this on me. Alright. That was so funny.

Yeah, he's, he's, uh. He's deep into the government. National Guard. Yeah. Thank you for your service. Great pick. Yeah. Someone's deep into the government.

That's fun. Okay, now it is me. Yes. Okay, um, my next pick is Jimmy Fallon. Oh. Oh, yeah. He's an alcoholic. No way. Actually, I don't know.

I've heard rumors. Oh, I don't want to be friends with him. Just kidding. He's fine. Jeff Bezos would know. Probably. CIA person would know. Government person would know.

Yeah. Yeah. I heard Jimmy Fallon on a, like a business podcast recently. He was great. I know. He seems like just how he is on TV. Oh yeah. You were in the car for a little bit. He's awesome. I think we were driving back from Iowa last time and Jimmy

Fallon was on a podcast as a guest. It was fun to hear him be interviewed. Oh yeah. Two hours. I do feel like he's like so universally loved. Just a fun guy. In friends with every celebrity. Do you think do you think he's really as enthralled as he acts like he is on on camera? Like as far as like he is always so into the stories or is he just really good at his job? He's got to be just really good at his job. Yeah, nobody can be like that 70 percent of the time. By like genuine curiosity, 30 percent of the time, it's like I don't listen to this type of music. Yeah, I've never heard it before tonight.

I got to pretend. Yeah, like I'm intrigued. Yeah, because I that'd be tough. Yeah, because he would have to be up to date with every movie, every TV show, every song that's new. No, and he's busy. He can't. He's busy. You ever seen the SNL skit where Justin Timberlake

impersonates Jimmy Fallon in front of Jimmy Fallon? No. I don't know if I ever not. I think it's somewhat recent. Like it was Celebrity Jeopardy and yeah, it was just great. Like, cause. That's funny. Justin Timberlake's just like, it was so good, so and yeah, it was just great. Like, cause just to really just like, it was so good, so good, my man, so good. And then you just have Jimmy Fallon just stand in there

just try not to die laughing at it. So good, so good. All right, Rachel, you get a fourth pick. Okay, my fourth pick is my dad. Oh, you would like that? He's a good friend. You stole mine, that's my jet ski guy. Okay, I'm kidding But you're already friends with your dad and I want to be I want to continue

Oh, if that's the list that I should take to my answers Jake Rachel Katherine my dad I thought about writing down Steve the Steve's, okay I thought about writing down Steve the Steve's okay, okay, technically I did have them as a group Yes, I don't know if you guys would approve of that. It's the Steve Steve John Fulbright group That's a great Sure, okay. Yeah, then that's version my pick the SS those three great to be around. Yeah, be friends with all them together That's fun

Yeah, everyone's gonna pick your you know, that's good. Panderpick. Everyone loves the Steves and John, my coach. All right. My last one is going to be a fictional character. I'll go that route as well. Marshall Erickson from How I Met Your Mother. You ever watch that show? No. Which one was he? He was Jason Segal. Oh yeah, I like him. He's just so lovable, such a big heart, imaginative, believes in things, super romantic, believes in love. I

don't know, just a fun guy to be around. Sounds like a great friend great friend so I'm not gonna win so I'm gonna choose maybe the only thing on my list that is controversial gonna go for it dog breeder okay that is very yeah controversial people don't like those but if you had a good friend who's a dog breeder yeah it's like well I can get this one from the pound for free or this, like, amazingly purebred, perfect golden retriever. For free. I had an opportunity one time. There was a family that I knew, like, north of here that they had a like black lab, like free black labs, like. And they were like, we'll just give it to you for free.

Was this during the Black Lives Matter movement? Was this like summer 2020? Black Labs Matter? Yeah. Yeah. It was. No, it was like right around the time you guys were getting married. I feel like I remember this.

Yeah. You guys almost got one. We almost got one. Yeah. And it was like Buster seems like a pretty good match. But we didn't pull the trigger. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah.

No, she's kidding. Oh my gosh, that's mine. This is sounding weirdly. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my gosh, that's mine. This is sounding weirdly funny. Wait, wait, do you want to be friends with him? Buster gave it away. Wait, you gave it away. You told it to us. Oh man, I think about that sometimes. We should have taken that dog.

We should have taken this free dog. I bet they will again. Buster's got more in the tank Buster ain't done yeah his last name is it twice oh my gosh yeah it was I remember that cuz like wasn't Tommy like I don't think he left your wedding to go like deliver these baby yeah I think yeah I think it was like that day or the next day. Yeah Like yeah, I think it's gonna happen any moment now. Wait, this sounds familiar So

We got a couple repeats on here I've picked the same guy twice and I also picked someone else who's on Rachel's list who is also on my list Steve Coop is everywhere Dog breeder jet ski owner. Yeah good friend might have a sick corporate discount somewhere Yeah, maybe if you're ordering seed yep Okay, so Jake said Vince Vaughn guy who owns several jet skis Jeff Bezos and a dog breeder Right and I think to clarify Jeff Bezos doesn't own any jet skis. I don't think he's ever breed bred a dog Yes, I'm covering my bases here. He's well known Brad said sick corporate discount guy Peyton Manning someone who's deep into the government Marshall Erickson Rachel said Leslie nope

Tanner from Love on the Spectrum Jimmy Fallon and the Steve Coop Steve Triplett John Fulbright group Rachel's gonna dominate. I know in 95-5 it's gonna be the percentages you pick dog breeder yourself Once I was already out of it. Yeah, I think I'm greater. Yeah, I wasn't planning on it But I think that would be convenient that would be fun. Yeah, Leslie. Nope. I think won it for her right away I'm trying to I'm trying to go with the narrative that Jimmy Fallon isn't Alcoholic though. So if you guys vote for him Just what does that say Jeff Bezos? I mean you got about a stand-up Christian guy on my list. Yes, nothing like Jimmy Fallon. That's right

That's right honorable mentions So many you guys go. Yeah, I can sprinkle him. I Travis Kelsey. Slash. Well, you got to move on. I had Patrick Mahomes on the list, not because I think he's like awesome, but just because it's like it's Patrick Mahomes. Still, would he let me ask him a bunch of questions and you just get sideline passes to every game? Yeah, it's to be amazing.

I could do Tick Tock's with Jack. Jack Tick Tock. Jack. I would call him Jack. Because we're so tight. Hey, Jack, you and me. Let's tick tock real quick. So not a jack Come on Jack, let's go man

As far as musicians who seem really normal and likable post Malone. Wait, can I go back to Jack? Can I if if the requirement to be best friends with Patrick Mahomes is you have to do a TikTok with Jack Every day during this during the NFL season would you do it every day? Would you do it? It's like I can't go out of town No, no, you could you could make them like I could you could uh, oh, okay, so then one right I mean the NFL seasons what six months long Yeah, so you know, I mean how many dances might even able to memorize at one time? Most I could shoot is eight in one day. How was your day? Man, I was just tick tock with Jack all day.

Deep in deep in the lab. Jack. Would you do it? I gritted like so much this morning. The answer for me is H.S. Of course. Oh, my gosh. I what does it come with? What does it come with? Being best friends with Patrick Mahomes. Oh, yeah, that's nice.S. Of course. Oh, really? Oh, my gosh. I what does it come with? What does it come with? Being best friends with Patrick Mahomes.

Oh, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I'll do a little dance. I'll put on the wig, whatever he needs. As long as it means as long as it means like. Like I'm I'm friends with you for it. It doesn't have to be like you have to be my friend forever. But it's like it's not like required like, hey, why don't you do a tick tock with Jack anymore after the season's over?

I'm not your friend anymore. He's like, you've earned a lot of like equity with this guy. Like I want him to just see me as any other friend after that. And if I if I hurt his trust because I didn't respond to his texts in time or whatever, I understand we don't be friends anymore. But like, I don't want it to be like, hey, no, you haven't been, you know, dancing with Jack much, you know. Do you think if you do become friends with Padma Holmes, would he be on your contact list who can get through the bricking?

Because right now it's just me and Katherine. Yes, maybe your parents Yeah, no, yeah, when your phone is bricked I can get through Would Patrick be allowed to get through I would say Jack could get through Because it could be about Honestly, I think Jack is misrepresented in the public eye You've saw it with them, you know, yeah, we've steam rooms together and yes steam. Um steaming with you. Oh, there's difference No, I don't think so Patrick stays bricked yeah Nope

Yes, I wouldn't. Not right away. So anyway, would you, Rachel? Would you do a tick tock with? Yeah. Jack. Sure. OK. To be friends with Patrick Mahomes. Sure. It's closer to Taylor Swift. Yeah. It's still closer.

OK. It's a sacrifice. Oh, you say a postmulm. Yeah. He gives off that vibe. When I've heard him on podcasts, he just seems normal and funny and cool He I agree. It's just you for face tattoos I think your expectation for someone goes down a little bit when you say if they have a lot of tattoos on the face So he exceeds that well. Do you think there's like I don't know how to explain this but like with somebody with a face tattoo It's like eventually he's gonna be like a guy with a face tattoo

Yeah, you know I mean like when's that gonna happen is it gonna be happen around me You're saying like not like he's gonna age and I go look by you're saying he's gonna snap one He's gonna revert back to the face tattoo guy because right now he's like yeah, he has face tattoos, but he's not a face tattoo guy He's like he makes he's warm and he's so Well manner, you know, he's great, but you have to have a little something different about you if you got a face tattoo Yeah, I don't know a single person who has a face tattoo Yeah in real life I mean not anymore I think there were maybe some like football players in college that I kind of knew really yeah That's wild

That's that's so bold What about the I wrote down the Samoans don't count. I just thought of that. No, that's cultural. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mike Tyson. That counts. Well, he's not. No guy with the pool. I think I think anybody who has a pool. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Love me. Sponge.

What's called dodge sponge. Dodge sponge. Yeah. Just inflatable. Hey, man, you want to come over? We had a pool. Yeah. Come over. So up at the hose with a sponge Give me a second. I gotta fill it up

I said the guy with the truck so that I don't have to be the guy with the truck anymore That's great the guy who rents the cyber truck. That's convenient Guy whose love language is gifts Have you like a few of my friends like they love to just bring by gifts and it is so nice fun It's like that is so sweet of you or even like I don't know if Rachel's this way like I don't know if you're lovely just gifts But I feel like you're very quick to be like you want me to get you anything You know stuff like that Rachel has taught me a lot about not showing up empty-handed. Yes good

Thank you. Thank you boys You got any? I have plenty more. Yeah, I got more I had Sorry, let me switch the camera. Thank you. Thank you, boys. You got any other mentions? I have plenty more. Yeah, I got more. Sorry, let me switch the camera. Thank you. Friend with a vacation home, which is similar to what you guys have said. Preferably in Hawaii. That'd be great.

I had Buddy the elf. He might get annoying. That's why I didn't say him. Yeah. He's not street smart. This is the one that I said before we recorded Jake that I was like, you're going to be surprised. It's a football player. Junior sale.

No, I don't know who that is. Sorry, that is so random. And also, he's so dead. Oh, my gosh. Gosh, that was funny. There's no controversy around it. It's just like a really random dead guy Oh, there was some controversy around really I think he was like CT like patient zero. Oh, oh he might have been Yeah, all right

Until I'm to quit playing football there you go I want to try to guess the football. Okay, Um another clue. I followed him on Instagram this season Sorry, I just looked up Jesus. Geez. So I just said a random just guy I didn't know how he died or whatever. Sorry. Okay, you just found this guy in his room Yes, Jake showed me this guy and said I would like him. Oh Yeah, we eat someone in what we got it. We cook them ribos Xavier LeGette? Is that his name? Is that him?

I don't know. Well, I feel at least I know you're talking about crazy Southern accent. I suppose. Yeah, it's somebody that you just saw this year on Instagram. Therefore, you're not like I told you to follow a football player. I was like, you like this guy. Yes. And I really like this guy.

He's very positive. What the heck? But I think he's a quarterback. Professional this guy. Yes, and I I'd really like this guy. He's very positive. What the heck But I think he's a quarterback professional football player. Yes, he thinks a quarterback All right, and maybe he switched teams in this offseason. Oh Kirk cousins no, but I would like I was gonna say I had that thought but I was like she's heard of him already Her cousins would be a great guy to have on the list. You want to know what the name starts with? Sure. Jay Jay golf. No Catherine's already friends of him. Yeah, Jay Justin Tucker he's not a quarterback, but you might like him like you

Not like that I like Junior say how can we not think of quarterback? OK, Josh Allen. Oh, no. Yeah, that's good. That's a good guess. I almost put him on my list and I was like sacrilege. He seems awesome. Not sacrilege. He's awesome. Yeah, he's a player. He's so fun to watch.

If I didn't have Patrick Mahomes, I would be chopping at the bit for J.A. Who are the correct? Jamar Jackson? No, Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow. No, better not be Joe Burrow. Do a tongue of ice. I don't know. I don't know. I would be yeah, right the bit for J. A dude. Who are the core X Jamar Jackson? No, Joe burrow Joe burrow No better not be Joe burrow do a tongue of I loathe Jett Stafford Jett Stafford

Jalen hurts. No, there's so many Jake I might be wrong on the quarterback. Yeah, yeah, just a Wilson Who else John Kaepernick Oh Jam Jam Darnham. Oh wait, I thought of it. I thought of I thought of it I thought of it James Winston. Yeah Good big maybe we went through a lot. Oh Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, he is great. Yeah, he is if you haven't seen him on Instagram look him up He's got some good things. I got he's a believer man. Yeah, he's awesome.'s a great guy. I was cuz he started going I mean, he's got viral his whole career But I feel like more recently this year like his pregame speeches or postgame interviews

We're just he's the Theo Vaughn of the NFL just like what is he gonna say and so Rachel really liked it So good Anymore Rachel, no, okay. have a guy who's an easy laugh. Just a fun person to have around. Yeah. Always laughing at your jokes. A guy who prays for you. Probably James Winston.

Yeah. Probably. Someone who's obsessed with baking but doesn't like eating the food. Did they bring it to you? You ever see those people? Yes. Like, I just, I liked, I just baked them. That's Leslie Knope, probably, honestly.

A little bit. Yeah, they just like love to. Oh, Rachel, you were saying there was a woman who works for your mom at the coffee shop I like I just baked them. It's Leslie. No, probably honestly a little bit. Yeah, they just like love to Rachel you're saying there's a woman who works for your mom at the coffee shop and she loves baking so much that like She has two full-time jobs in both their baking like when she leaves drift. Java. She goes to another job where she bakes Oh, wow. Yeah, it's all she does. Yeah, glenda Sounds good. We need to get some joyful java stuff for Gulf Shores. That'd be possible. Talk to Angie. Glenda.

Personalized meme guy. I think that's just a fun guy to have in the group chat. That's kind of us. Yeah. If it's going to be someone, it's going to be us. I had so much fun. Like there was that day where we just spouted off as all those pheasant hunting memes. One of the best days of my life.

I thought if I had that in my head, I had that in my life every day. I'd be a happier person. Guy who has an indoor pickleball barn. Yes. Convenient. Yeah. Nice. Yes. No one said this yet. Mechanic. Oh, just like a bona fide car guy. Yeah. Yes.

And you're tight with them so you don't feel bad. You know. Yes. You could do that for every pretty much expert lawyer doctor But really mechanic would probably come up the most Yep, I think I got two more Adam Sandler. Okay. Yeah, Tom Hanks, okay I had Andy Reid Patrick Holmes Michael Jordan another one It's like I don't know how good of a guy is but if we're friends that means he must be pretty good guy And I could find out.

And man, I would love to hear some stories. Yeah. Like I still see it. I wrote as well in podcast interviews, people talking about their Michael Jordan story from the 90s. Yeah. I want to hear more. I put Chad McDonald, who's the pastor at my church. He just seems like a great guy. But I don't know if we're ever going to be like super tight friends. Yeah. I would love to be super tight friends with

Forrest Frank seems like it seems like yeah, I must put that on my list Yeah, I think he just seems like he would he would get along with us around our age All the ghosties I haven't met just oh Well, I'm just saying and then Ron Swanson Yeah, you guys get along. I think so. I think so. And if not, then I would have to check myself. Why is Ron Swanson not liking this thing about me? It would be good either way. I forgot, I had one more on my list. Jennifer Lawrence.

J-Law. She seems cool. She seems normal. She seems funny. Yeah. Good answer. You see, someone said Rachel sounds like Emma Stone. Who's another actress who seems pretty normal've heard that before I could see that Yeah, and I kind of have that little bit of a lisp like she does I went to speech in elementary Oh, you had a lisp yes, can see my F of oh Yikes

In my style yeah, I can see it hear it right here It sounded it's on it. We Rachel and I went out on the town this weekend. Friday night. Well I think Rachel got invited by our friend Riley Knapp. We've been friends with her for a while. It was her birthday party. Rachel's like just a heads up this is like Friday night. You can go to it if you want. No big deal. Whatever. Well I I get a text from our friends, Calvin and Molly. Calvin texts me, hey, man, you going to Riley's party? They're just like, uh, I don't know. I was thinking about it. He's like, well, I think I'm like the only guy going and we already got childcare. You should go, dude. It's gonna be so fun. So I was like, to be honest,

I was kind of leaning towards not going, but all right, you know what? Yeah, I can't let Calvin be the only guy there. Oh Calvin the Calvin and I don't know anything I don't know the details. Okay. So when I hear this from Calvin that like I'm gonna be the only guy there in my head I was like this must be in like Riley's backyard or maybe living room Maybe there's like seven of us. You just assume that that would be weird six girls one guy. Okay, I gotta help out Yeah, and then next thing, you know, we drive downtown and go to the rooftop of a hotel That's one of the more popular locations in all of Kansas City. Okay, there's about 400 people on the roof. So Totally fine. Yeah, plenty of guys about 50-50 split as it turns out So you were worried you were worried that Calvin would be like I am a predator in this room

Something like like you're just like this is clearly awkward for me. There's no one to talk to you Yeah, I was like thinking this is gonna be a will this be intimate setting. Maybe it is. Yeah, it is kind of weird There's like six seven eight girl. I don't know how many there could be ten girls one guy all in Riley's living room Okay Awkward and yeah, we get there. It's the rooftop of a hotel. What an interesting thing for you to assume just like yeah We're just getting together for my living room Anybody want to come over? I don't know game night is fun. Yeah, that's fair Like that's kind of what we like to do for our birthdays, but Riley she's single. She's young. Oh, she's not that young

32 32 young young yeah young in lifestyle you know me like yes young in spirit young in spirit so but yeah that was kind of funny I had a great time glad I went but yeah just what I was expecting versus what happened yeah man I thought and I'm doing him a favor tonight right there were so many guys so many guys with it we knew there oh really oh yeah it wasn't just yeah yeah Sam Peterson Joe Pfeiffer you name it they're there. Oh really? Oh, yeah, it wasn't just yeah. Yeah, Sam Peterson Joe Pfeiffer. You name it They're there the who's who? I did meet some you know, we talked about like we should do like a series on the

Podcast where we interview like professionals and areas. We don't know I met a surgeon and I was like, I don't know any surgeons and After I rattled off about 20 questions in row to him. I was like I should just get this guy in the pod Yes, exactly. That's that's an option. What did you learn? You remember what did we learn Rachel? He can't really travel even if he's not working. He's on call Pretty much always because he does like like What is that called transplants? Okay, so like oh, yeah

I've organ donation something you'll have to like fly up Mayo, get the liver and then fly back and do that surgery. So he does surgery and Mayo gets liver, brings it back to Kansas City, then does another surgery. Wow. So he personally does both of the surgeries. Yeah. And there's only three people in the United States who do this or something. Didn't he say maybe just three in Kansas City? Yeah, that could be. No, I say sounds better. Green in the world. How old is he? Like our age ish. Yeah. Thirty eight. Yeah, that could be. No, the United States sounds better. Green in the world. How old is he? Is he like our age?

Yeah. 38. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Like he's not some 55 year old, you know, just hanging out at the rooftop bar. Yeah, it was great. We learned a lot. It was very interesting. So I was like, we should get this going. That'd be fun. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like it's like because then once they tell us you one thing, it's like, all right, well, let's talk more about that thing.

Yeah. I've heard there's one guy, he was a surgeon. I don't remember what he did, but some kind of like, I don't know, it wasn't liver. It was like something more like with bones and stuff. And he's like, I use like high-end medical versions of like saws all the time. Like, I'm like, that would be very interesting to learn.

Let's do a little show and tell. So you're a Duval guy? You a festive guy? Yeah, do we use the same brands? Yeah. That is crazy. Like my dad very interesting to learn the still show and tell you do all die you You know, I always heard a word we be's big thing at Cantercock was always a see one do one teach one Yeah, and he always quoted he's like that's how they teach to do an appendectomy. I was like, this is my chance I was like see what do one teach one that mean anything to you? He's like, oh, yeah This is my chance. I was like see what do one teach one that mean anything to you? He's like, oh, yeah All right, so he's not just making stuff up That's like, you know considered like mastery. You really know something if you could teach someone how to do that. Yes. Yes

Jake I have two announcements for you What's that? One of them is that a wanna registration is now open. Oh All right. So what else second one is that we are sponsored today by good ranchers calm Wow What's the Venn diagram of a water registration and good ranchers? Okay, so let me tell you something Oh wanna They don't just they don't just give you the the the vegetables they they really go they dive deep with those kids They give you the meat the protein the protein to help you survive to sustain you Yeah, just like good ranchers gives you protein through their American meat delivered to your door You will be sustained by good ranchers come on while also sustaining

Americans come on American farmers American ranchers and just the whole American supply chain. It's all packaged homegrown here Yep, American meat delivered to your door. It's so convenient. It's so easy. We have it every week We had in the crock pot this week. Oh, yeah kind of fun. Yeah, kind of fun American meat delivered to your door. It's so convenient. It's so easy. We have it every week We had in the crock pot this week. Oh, yeah kind of fun. Yeah, kind of fun. What'd you do with it? We made a Rachel concocted it was kind of like a Greek Greek little pita. Oh, I love those like little hero almost yeah. Yeah nice be the hero in your family Yes, also we need to mention that you get a free box for life You sign up for good Rangers subscribe to any box free love or free box Do you need a code or is just automatic code without code is gonna be pretty much?

Recommended yeah. Yeah, grkc grkc is the code and did you say that meat has antibiotics in it? It does not have that additives.? No. The hidden ones though. No, no. What about seed oils, probably? No. Really? Everything's got seed oils these days. No. Dude.

And let me tell you, hormones, keep those to yourself. Okay, so it must not- Keep them out of my chicken. It must taste just okay. It tastes like how the good Lord intended it to taste. Wow. You tell me if that's good or not. Okay, that sounds amazing.

Yep. Back to Awana. It's at goodmarches.com. Yeah. Good that sounds amazing. Yep, it's back to a lot of calm Yeah, good marriage calm TRKC. I don't remember what else anything else interesting But we got a surgeon that's good. Okay, I Two days well three days in a row for Hattie Hattie went to three different kids birthday parties We were invited two of them, and I never thought it kind of like you sounded like you're like Friday night You're like I was kind of looking forward just being by myself or you know, not going tonight. I was like Catherine

I'll be honest like I'll have a good attitude if you want me to go but I was like I don't want to go to those things and they were any of them or like the third one It was like our friends like birthday party like our friends kids. So it's not like I don't know But for every reason I was like, I just I didn't I don't think I never thought I'd be that guy. I'm being that guy. And I was like, I will go. I will go and I will be totally have fun. But I'm just being honest.

I don't want to. Yeah. And so she was like, OK, Saturday, you take the boys, Henry and Bo to my parents' house. My parent and I'll just take the girls. And then so I only had to go to one of the two. That's nice.

It was, and the one that I went to was great. It was Sophie and Peter's kids, and. Oh yeah. We forgot to go to both of those. I'm just not hoping for that. Oh yeah. Yeah, you forgot, I forgot. I forgot to go to the one on Saturday too.

No. That's what I was like, Catherine, they're not gonna miss me. Like, that's the thing. Oh, where's Brad? No, we're not gonna see ya. That's the thing. Oh, where's Brad? No, no, no, we're not gonna do that. Hanny Tate wanted to see Brad.

My three-year-old, she doesn't even know my name. Hattie's dad. I said something walking down the sidewalk this week, just came up with it on the spot. What do you think of this? College makes you an extrovert, getting married makes you an introvert. College makes you an extrovert.

Okay, yeah, I could see that. In most cases, maybe. Yeah, but then I would say, at least as far as like, Catherine goes, I think she's, well, she's always been extroverted, but like, now that she's staying home all the time, she's always ready to like, let's do something out. Yeah.

She is the first friend to respond, like, I'll do that. Yeah, which I always encourage that but I'm always like I'm so okay being home. I'm good. Yeah, like she's like, should we do like we have people over? I was like we could but I'm so okay not like Speaking of forgetting things Rachel is supposed to go on a walk with her friend Becca this week. They both forgot They both didn't show and then didn't realize that we forgot until like days later When I think she was gonna text me about something else and saw that our most previous text was okay. See you Wednesday So you guys like yeah, you even confirmed yeah, that's a great way of living

Yeah, it was nice and we'll still be just as good of friends now, okay, so I was supposed to meet up with military Bob Do you think military Bob forgot? Do you think there's a chance I forgot? Yeah military Bob was there 1900 hours ready to go He didn't even text me though. Like he didn't say like what and so I I Was supposed to meet him at 7 and I realized at 930 Dude, were we still meet like did you go? He's like and was like, so nice. He's like, no problem, dude. I just got some emails. Like, it was great to have an hour to myself.

I was like, oh my god. He sat there for an hour waiting on me. Don't you hate to think about that hour? Oh yeah. I mean, after the first 15 minutes, you know if they're not coming or not, right? That's crazy, he'd never even texted. But then he didn't want you to feel bad,

but obviously you're gonna know at some point you forgot. Yeah. And I thought for a second maybe it was a little bit of a Becca walk situation. So I was like, cool. We hadn't coordinated since, well, we'll say it seven days before. Like we didn't do the follow up like, hey, man, we're still

on for coffee tomorrow. Like, so maybe we both are just flaky. I was like, no, military Bob's not. So that's too bad. Like so maybe we both are just flaky. I was like no military Bob's not While we're at that party Friday night Molly Beck asked us a very interesting question. I want to get your answer. I mean this is To build just a little context Molly is just this sweet soft-spoken, you know sourdough Candlemaker and she goes so everyone what would your role in the mafia be? You think?

What? So I don't even know what the roles are. I was going to say, go for it. OK, I was going to say, you know, did she give you like I'd probably be the townspeople. I don't know. Yeah, I'm thinking like the mafia game. Yeah, I'd be the night watchman.

Yeah. The nurse. I'll take nurse. What would my role in the mafia be? If you were in the mob, what would you do? I'd get killed so fast. I'd die. I would either mouth off to the wrong person or I would, you know.

Show up late to a meeting. I'd miss the memo that, hey, we're actually not supposed to go there and I'd get shot by somebody. I don't know, man. I'd be the guy that's like, you know, waiting in the getaway car. And I didn't even realize. But as they're getting out, they just shoot me in the back. Like, I had no idea that we were all friends still.

Jack, Patrick, what happened? He said split it five ways. We were doing TikTok dances. What the heck, dude. Yeah, like in the well, yeah, any mafia. I was thinking like the Dark Knight. Maybe it's Dark Knight Rises when they're like stealing from the bank. And he's like, pretty nice. You get to split it three ways.

And he's like, yeah, whatever. That would be you. Oh, come on. I was supposed to get the bus driver. Yeah, you get it. Such a scene, dude. Oh, what? No, come on. I was supposed to get the bus driver. Yeah, you get it. Such a scene, dude. Oh, what? No, not me. You're doing great at coming up with different ways that you will die. I'd be a wise guy. Yeah, I'd like to call myself a wise guy.

I don't know what that means exactly. I'd say a bunch of wisecracks. Yeah. I'd be the guy who his mom makes the best spaghetti. And no, that makes the best pasta sauce. But one night pasta sauce. You forget it and you die. One night we didn't put enough basil in and I'm dead. Yeah. I could see you being the guy who kind of,

you know, kind of the jester, if you will. Yeah. The Joker. Yeah. And but one night a joke doesn't land. You die. Hey, Vinnie, come on. What is this? I you know, I'm joking here. I'm joking. Yeah.

It would have a silencer on there. So it'd be like, yeah, clean it up. Bag him, bag him, take him out to the fishes. Um, I would be the guy. I think you'd be the guy who gets a little too into the Italian accents. Hey, is it just me or is Vinnie looking like a Pasquale these days? They don't like that. They don't take kindly to being called a Pasquale

Dead you're dead. You're done kneecaps gone bag them bag them fish them. I'd be the guy No, I'd be like the one guy that's I clearly not Italian and I just like ask a bunch of Italian questions to the people. You're the guy who's way too into the introductory kiss. Hey Vinny come here! Dead. You're dead. He kissed six of my cheeks. I'd be the guy who learned how to give haircuts to everybody. Haircuts and suits. I'd be the guy I'd be the guy who learned how to give haircuts to everybody haircuts and suits I'd be the guy that has a suit hookup because I have friends with sick corporate hookups, but one day Too long. Yeah dead whoa took took my inseam a little too tight dead bag them I think put them put them in put them in the water. They love that you were like always like a

Like in Chinese culture. They were like your glass can never be empty There was like literally like a refill guy in our room like always come around you would be that for like cigars make sure everyone's Like hey, you need you need a lie you need this as you Cuban, but you kept calling him You kept saying do you guys need a refill on your cigar? Dang it. Yeah, they didn't they're, why does he keep saying refill on my cigar? Dead. I'm gone. What about you? Who would you? I said after some pondering, I don't know if this is a roll out of this.

A full time gig. I said I would be the guy like before that we have like a like a back alley. Yeah, we mean the Joey's barbershop. Oh, yeah. But he's got like a back alley me. Yeah, we're meeting the Joey's barbershop Oh, yeah, but he's got like a back room where the meetings actually happen. Yeah, I would go in first And I would scour the room for like listening devices. Oh, I would be the debugger Yeah, like before there was the the fog. Yeah canisters There was Jakey T. Jakey T and and his secret hands and I had a little stethoscope I don't know if that helps or not, but I would have one

Listening. No, you'd have the special kind that can detect all the bugs. You can detect bugs. Yeah, so I just attention to detail I would find the bugs. That's great. But one day I Don't find one one day Little bug on your shoulder. It's called a bullet Gone see you later put them on ice Rachel. What did you say you would be in the mafia? um I think haven't suggested getaway car, but then I said remember. I don't really like fast-driving And so I think I ended up with security guard

Security guard yeah Rachel would be the coat the coked-up girl that like gets her hair way too frizzy by the end of the movie. And like she's just like, like, you got to get a get a hold of yourself. She's like, I can't. I don't know. And then it's just like, fine. Dead. Dead. Yeah. Molly said the reason she thought of this is because her. Like VBS or something like some parachurch ministry took up an offering

and so she was just counting a bunch of cash I don't know it's like I was in the mafia I feel like I could have been a good money counter yeah yeah yeah it's like yeah that's an important role yeah the person that like gets the money trail burns the money whatever like they wash the money wash the money I think that be laundromat. Man, I like mafia movies. You? Yeah. You seen some good ones? Casino? Seen that one? Yeah. Goodfella? DeNiro? Goodfellas? Haven't seen that one. Haven't seen like the good ones. Casino's really good too. Goodfellas? Awesome. I watched all three of this movie franchise

and truly I don't think, I'm sure three of this movie franchise and Truly, I don't think I'm sure if time in which we're here and he watched the movies He'd be like there's so many continuity errors and that and whatever but I loved all three of them I watched them all in one week the equalizer never heard of it. Oh, yeah, I watched the first one. What do you think? It was good. It's Denzel exactly. Yeah, it's Denzel and a bunch of people you've not really heard of yeah, maybe a It's Denzel. Exactly. Yeah. It's Denzel and a bunch of people you've not really heard of.

Yeah. Maybe a person here or there, but like Denzel is awesome. Yeah. It's one of those classic, like it's almost, I was telling Catherine, I was like, it's almost like a 90s action movie

where it's like, you know, it's going to work out. Like it's going to work out. This guy, it's almost like Taken, where it's just like, this guy has so many amazing abilities. How is he going to get out of this one? Yeah. He does.

And I'll say second and third one, not like, you know, sometimes it's like steep decline to number three. Seem fine. Number three was fun. It was in Italy. I mean, it's about all Denzel's done recently, I feel like. So really, let's be going well for him. That's what I was thinking. Like, like the logistics side of it. I was like, they must just pay him a ton of money and not pay anybody else anything. Because there's no one else really in these movies. He gets all of it. But yeah, they're just fun. Fun. I mean, they're I was telling Catherine, I was like, I don't think you should watch it. Too too dark for you.

But like sometimes it's just like he just finds different crazy ways to kill people. Basically pretty fun. Who doesn't want that? Very fun. There's a corkscrew on the counter. Guess what he does with that? Dead. So so mafia rolls. Who doesn't want that? Very fun. There's a corkscrew on the counter. Guess what he does with that? Stomp dead. So mafia rolls. That's pretty fun. Just fun to think about.

Yeah. What do you think about this? Speaking of mafia, Tate was telling me the other day, I was asking him how his vacation was. He went on the beach with his family, his immediate family and all of Tate's family. He's like, it was good, except for we got in a fight over mafia one time. And I was totally, you know, Tate's a competitive person.

I think his wife is as well. I was totally ready to be on Tate's side, almost regardless. I was like, you're competitive. I'm competitive. Like, yeah, what happened? Tell me. Apparently, I think the the the details were like they were all asleep, you know, in mafia and townspeople wake up and I think a lot of the people were being silly and goofy or whatever, but Tate wasn't goofy or Tate wasn't, you know, he's playing it normal. Tate didn't make a noise or whatever when all these other people were making noises.

And so Hillary, his wife was like, I think Tate's the mafia because he wasn't making the noises. And Tate got so mad. He's like, that's you shouldn't like that shouldn't be like a reason. I'm like, dude, I think you got to play along one way or the other. And so he got really mad, like genuinely, like frustrated that that was like a cheating move. I was like, I don't think it's cheating to justify it like that. Mafia is so great. I became so obsessed with that in college.

We would play with it like, it's kind of like when we got to pickleball, it's like we love it so much. We'll play in the rain. We'll play if we don't have paddles. We'll use our shoes. Like we will play pickleball. That's where we're with mafia. It's like everyone else is out of town.

There's three of us. We will find a way. Really? And so we did. We actually have videos of it. We because we came up with our own version of it. It's like blind mafia where none of us knew who we were. Like one person did. I don't know what we came up with our own version of where it's like blind mafia, where none of us knew who we were. Like one person did.

I don't know what we came up with. Yeah, it's so fun. Who was the mafia crew? Anderson. Yeah, yeah. Just like my friend group in college. Yeah, it was so fun. Yeah. Anderson, Lewis, Glenn, old man Rick, Ronnie.

Great man. Man. Yeah, I've heard I've heard legends about old man Rick from Peter. Yeah, he's the one that has like that Xbox that have had every video game on it or something That guy sounded awesome. Yeah, I'll buy and Rick's great talk about some of you want to be friends with Old man Rick I was not old was he no he was just like four years older than us and I still lived in Bolivar and had a home Yeah, like this is insane. He seems so much older than us

Yeah, he was great. He was like a full time graphic designer and yeah, became good friends. Did you live with him for a little bit and might tell them about I'm performing in Bolivar in like a month, so you have to check in and see if old man Rick's still there. In SBU or what's that? It's several rest. You it's just like this ministry in Bolivar hired me. Cool. Yeah.

You excited? Yeah. It's fun. Trey asked me toar hired me cool. Yeah, you excited. Yeah, it's fun Trey asked me to perform with him for like a Nashville show in December on his tour So I'll be good to get some reps before then cool So that's fun, too, and that's fun, too Something I forgot to say when I saw my green Huberger there this whole conversation started between me and Grant just out of nowhere I really like this. He just texted me one day. No context nothing. He said what's your top five right now? And I waited for like 30 minutes from to text me something else Like this was to go along with something and then I'm like, I don't think anything else is coming. Yeah

So I just gave him a list. Yeah, would you go with just just vague top five? Did you go with a specific category? What did I say? No, it's all over the place. I think I said like Protein pickleball ceiling fans Roller coasters. These are some of my top five things and then he got back to me There's one specifically I wanted to share cuz I was like now that's an idea. I was like, what's your top five? He was like three rolling TV. He's like like the you had, like your fourth grade teacher had. He said,

we put a TV on wheels and we just roll it into any room we need. The baby's room. Yeah, we're in there. We're hanging out with her while we're watching TV. Oh, now it's in the living room. Now it's outdoors on the patio with us. Now it's, you know, wherever we need it. Now it's in the kitchen. I like rolling TV. People in the 90s were doing some things, correct? Maybe you want to bust out the overhead projector for movie night or something when you had the rolling TV in your school Did you have like the massive like seat belt strap above like on top? Yeah? It was like earthquake proof. Yeah, like we're not near a fault line. Why are we so worried about this like two bumps, you know? Dude, you know, it's crazy when I think of a rolling TV, does everyone think of something?

One two three nine eleven. Close. That was like that's like a trauma bonded in my head. It was like rolling TV got pushed in because 9 11 has happened. They rolled the TV in to show you guys to watch. Truly. Yes. I was in Mr. Estelle's room.

They couldn't find Miss McCubbin's brother. Like I remember, I remember a lot about that day. They couldn't find Mr Miss McCubbin's brother like I remember I remember a lot about that day they couldn't find mr. McCubbin isn't that the funniest like for whatever reason when you use specific names like that it's just funny every time like mr. McCubbin we couldn't find him like that just the word McCubbin is you're right mr. Estelle and miss McCubbin miss McCubbin yeah she's freaking out. Why? Like her brother lived in New York. Oh, oh, they can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Junior sale. Everyone does it.

Yeah, I remember that. How old were you in 2001? Four. OK, so you don't remember? No, my mom didn't wheel in the TV living room. I was stationary. I just remember like we had computer class like once a week and that was the day we had computer class and all our Assignment was was just try to find any information you can find on this thing and the internet was just broken Like it wasn't even working. Really not even Yahoo

Yeah, like we tried to go like MSN calm CBS calm all these different things. None of them couldn't even get through Wow, so I Cbs.com all these different things none of them couldn't even get through Wow, so I Know I've asked this before because I just I'm so curious. What are you doing computer class? Is it typing class or is it just like everything about computers? Like here's how to copy and paste In middle school or sorry in grade school. It was mainly Typing they had all these different programs that you could do But a lot of times I was like you have to do this first and then Do that like I think we learned how to do some Microsoft Word stuff But I feel like that came more in junior high Like there was a class that was like learn how to do Excel learn how to do this learn how to do like

Microsoft Publisher which you give me a break took that class freshman year college That's I had to take that in college where it started to be like is SBU. This is an accredited institution What am I doing? Well, it's a bunch of homeschool kids, like, you know, they didn't ever use that You never turn in a paper in their life Yeah, I did that as well in college. Okay, I had it business solutions or something dumb like that It was it was like a business class. Yeah, you're gonna need this I sat next to Rodney Magruder. He was my you know, that is good name again. No, you don't know I thought you're just saying a silly name. Oh, no. He was a, you know who that is? Good name again. No. You don't know Rodney Magruder?

I thought you were just saying a silly name. Oh no, he was a K-State basketball player at Platon. That's fun. Microsoft, wait, what'd you say? Microsoft Access? Is that what you had to do? I thought there was another one called Publisher? Maybe.

Access was definitely one though. Access, I don't understand this. It's like, why do we need this? I think it was kind of like a Evernote kind of thing maybe? I can't remember, but yeah, know did a bunch of those kind of things But yeah in computer class there was one that was called Oh, what was it? I don't know. I don't remember the name of it, but you would have loved it Jake because it was a math Game, but it was baseball themed

So the faster you answer the math question the better the hit you got in baseball It's actually good that I didn't have this at that age because I would not have turned out like I did now It was awesome. No, I would be in the basement I would have a hunch on my back and I would say who wants to play Minecraft Yeah, it was so that would be my life right now. It was so fun I would be streaming to four viewers on Twitter. No, you're gonna be pretty good at it. I think you'd have a lot. Yeah Hey miss up Yeah, you could have been making living somewhere else man first horse rider now Minecraft streamer

Maybe while riding a horse. Oh now we're talking I would I've never seen that I don't know would burn me too much bandwidth doesn't internet doesn't work That way. Yeah, that's not how to be wired in the stream anyway, I it was it was fun though there was also a game where you uh Like it was a fish like you could go catch fish and stuff. I don't know there was no other educational that I could tell about But like you could choose what fish you wanted and so if you if you chose the shark you could just dominate everybody I know I truly don't remember if anybody else knows what I'm talking about, maybe Scott Peck will know. Scott?

So Scott, do you want to be a little minnow or shark? It was. It was like you could be a swordfish. I'll be minnow. All right, I'll be shark. Yeah, I don't think you could like play multiplayer though. I don't remember. I don't remember what the point of it was.

Those are the only two I can remember though off the top of my head for a program. And I remember type to learn was like the. Yes, type to learn. Type to learn. And there was one kid and I never understood why it was funny. But all you would do is like, you know, you'd press the button and it would like tell you the letter. And so he would just press F over and over again.

And I never I truly never understood it. And it was just like F, F, F. And he thought it was the funniest thing. What's he doing now? I'm trying to remember. I think he's breeding dogs. Dogs have the lowest of the low. He's farming and breeding dogs. I've not. Wait a second.

That sounds familiar. I have to ask Scott about that. I've been texting Scott a lot because we're booking flights. This dude loves Southwest. We've got like a Delta flight that's like perfect nonstop. It's the cheapest option. He's like, I really like to go Southwest. Why is he? Why? I was like, dude, you got to chill.

He's other airlines. Delta is like the best. He's like, I just know what I'm getting with Southwest. I said, you literally don't know what seat you're getting. Literally, you don't know. The uncertainty is the certainty. Yeah, that's what he likes. I like not knowing what's going to happen. Like, like, would you be more comfortable flying Spirit if you knew it was

going to be like a like a delay or like a cancellation every time? Because then you're like, I know what I'm getting with Spirit. Like, it's always going to be inconvenient. That's kind of what Domino's did, like a study, and they found that people are willing to wait longer for a pizza as long as they know it's going to be later. So that's why it started like the Domino's pizza tracker or whatever. Yeah. It was like revolutionary door dash does it. Uber does it.

As long as you know when they're getting there, you could be patient. It's like, it's going to take 16 hours to get there. Okay. All right. I got 17. So that's great. As long as you were like true to what you said. I think I've heard maybe all airlines do it, but I've heard that's what

Southwest does on purpose. So it's like this flight's going to take an hour and a half and really it takes an hour 20 but you think it's gonna take an hour and a half so then it's like if your 10 minutes delayed you still get there on time that's smart I am also biased towards Southwest but only because I haven't flown enough with the other ones but like not to the point where I'm like well let's not do it like yeah you get to pick your seat Southwest it's 50-50 whether I'm like, well, let's not do it. Like, yeah, you get to pick your seat. Southwest, it's 50 50 whether I'm going to remember to check in,

you know, and then you're not, you don't get the seat you want. In my old age, I've started doing early bird check in for like 15 or 30 bucks extra because it's just like, yeah, these days with Southwest. Yeah, let's complain about Southwest real quick. Like you check in at 1201 for a 12 o'clock flight and you're already like B84. Who are these people? Either that or like, are they just intentionally making it, they're like stacking the deck for the early birds.

I know I probably complained about this before on the podcast, but how can we not get the Southwest app to send me a reminder to check in? It's not even an option. Would you like push notifications to check? Yeah, of course, that would be awesome. Yeah. It'd be extremely convenient for every single one of your customers. You just call it. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be awesome. No calendar

notification or push notification. Easy. Does it automatically update like your confirmation number when you get in the app or do you have to find that lately? It has been doing better about that. Okay. Not always. Uh, what else do I say gonna say oh Southwestern change your policies we had to pay for bags really yeah that's too bad so the future is here and you're they're starting to do the reserved seats yeah I don't know man I don't I don't really have I've heard Americans not great but I don't I mean you've you're the flyer in that group I mean if it's a non-stop flight you get to pick your seat who cares if it's with correct. That's convenient But Delta is the best that's what I've heard of like the you know the normal ones

Yeah, I'm sure you know your Emirates is great, too But yeah, but United for good things about them. Yeah, but Delta's Best experience yeah, they're nice Rachel what were you saying? Allegiant air out of Cedar Rapids, Iowa pretty nice. Yep. Is that right? Yep Cool. I remember that one time when Jake flew into I saw he was in Waterloo, Iowa And I was like, oh this girl this girl means business If takes flying to Waterloo, yeah that Springfield to Waterloo flight. I don't know what brand that is

I was the copilot. Yeah I helped with the landing brand that is. I was the co-pilot. I told you guys that, but I helped with the landing on that flight. Oh, man. I learned this week that Catherine's mom has her pilot's license. Wow. Honey? Honey. Honey?

Yeah, like... When? I know. And I don't know... Do you have to keep that active? Do you have to do a certain amount of flights? Catherine claims that she couldn't go fly a plane right now by herself. Like, she can't do, a plane right now by herself.

Like she can't do, you know, five, seven, thirty seven. But like, I think she would just have to get like re certified to fly again. Wow. That's cool. Was there a period of her life where she was a pilot? No, but her dad was a pilot and she was a flight attendant. So I don't know if she's maybe when her dad was still living, he was like, I'll teach you how to fly. I don't know. I think that was the thing is still living, he's like, I'll teach you how to fly. I don't know. I like that was the thing is like, how would I not know this for, you know, the 13 years I've known Catherine. Has she ever flown a plane or she's been a flight attendant?

She's never been like a like paid pilot. Not that I know of. Is that what you mean? But like even like private, like she's like flown like a little like six year airplane or something like in order to get your license, you got to Get some hours in the air. I would think too. Yeah, I think she has because Catherine told me a story about squawking Whoever was uh, yeah, whoever was squawking with her said she had very steady hands steady hunt in Texas number one DFW number one Take I got I got two notifications for you. Two announcements. The first one is that Evergy, our energy company,

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That throw blanket? That's true, yeah. Oh, I don't know, how many milligrams do you take? How many hours before? I take a million milligrams of cozier bed sheets. Absolutely, dude. Every night. True story, Bo and I, I were in a habit right now of reading

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so he's like a pilot for like private people like commercial dog breeders like construction guys kind of interesting yeah he like flies these like high-end construction people all around the country hey my only rule is knock your boots off before you get in here right boys yeah what it's what he says I don't know I just have passion for blue-collar guys really have hard hats on coming in yeah rough day jet jet blue collar. Oh, there you go. That's what you should call this business. Yeah all right, I got a hard hat holder over here and Take your belts off and take your belt. Take your belts off. Yeah, your tool belt Yeah, what island are we headed? What kind of snacks would they have for the blue collar guys jerky and

for the blue collar guys. Jerky and baloney. Jerky, baloney and seeds. I feel like they'd have like like every one of them would get cigarettes. Three Gatorades, three Gatorades, like of any kind you want. And then like a gas station pizza and some scratch offs from the gas station, too.

Sure. Yeah. Just in case you never know. Yeah. I love stereotyping construction workers. Me too. We've always said that about us on the podcast. Yeah. Buenos dias! Welcome aboard! Hola!

Anyway, what else do we want to talk about? Met a girl at church in the lobby this past Sunday, and she comes right up to me and Rachel. She looks at me and she goes, wow, you look familiar. Were you the associate pastor at Church of the Highlands? It's like, no, but thank you. You know, and we get talking.

We talked about two minutes longer. She goes, she's like, yeah, I was at church in Springfield, Missouri. I was like, ooh, wait, say that? What'd you say? I'm from Springfield. You know, she's like, no, it's a church in Springfield. I was like, oh, okay, nevermind. No, that's funny, but I'm from there, but it's not me a few minutes later

You know what Church of the Highlands is in Birmingham, Alabama. So never mind. I was like, okay. Hey all good. Well fun fact I'm from Springfield. What if you were an associate pastor or whatever at another church in Springfield? But you just like she didn't get the exact same run, right? So you just didn't say it. Nope Nope, not Church of the Highlands to meet you Church of the Highland Zion Hmm remember I guess not I guess not see ya see ya I have to go play Minecraft now So wait did she figure out that she knew that she knew from a video or something so then

Uh I mean we're even like Rachel's talking to her friends And then I'm talking to her we have like a 10 minute long conversation where I'm asking her What she does she asked me what I do and we fully get into it I mean, she's like, oh my gosh, I love comedy And you know, I love Nate Barghazi and it's hard to find clean comedians and we're talking about all sorts of comedy stuff Then about two days later. I get a DM on Instagram. She's like, oh wow. I'm embarrassed. Okay, it just clicked I She's like, Oh, wow, I'm embarrassed. OK, it just clicked. I literally follow your correct opinions. Podcasts with Trey.

I saw you guys live perform in Birmingham two years ago. Church of the Highlands had just gotten out and then I went to the show afterwards. I was like, so you you've seen me perform stand up comedy live. And when you saw me, you were like, you were my old youth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just. Yes. I was I was like how is that and then you heard like she heard that you did all this stuff comedy stuff did you use yeah and then even like talked about comedy never clicked huh that's interesting bad seats like she up close but anyway is that so hard to not like I know it probably happens to you way more that happens to me

But like when people are like I know you from something. I I feel like you look familiar It's so hard to be like well, I got viral a few times, but I know what it's from Yeah, sometimes that is hard in this instance She was so convinced that like I looked like her some pastor that I was like, oh, she knows That's the only connection she should she She's got the city wrong or right. I don't know, but yeah, I can believe that. Oh, OK. Sorry. Whoops. Embarrassed. Yeah, I've seen you perform standup comedy live,

which is the conversation topic we did for 10 minutes. Never once clicked. I literally follow your podcast on Instagram. Never clicked. Yeah. Yeah. How long? My pastor. How long do you usually wait before you like? I think you probably know me from this. And you let him get three guesses in. OK.

Are you on the news? No, no, not the news. Did you breed my rot wild? No You rip cigs you work construction. No, no, I make viral pickle Yes, that's it. Yes, my grandma plays. Yes. You're a you're getting the calf sleeve. Yes Yeah, what's what's latest on the calf? I talked to Chad G.P.T. about it every day. Today, my question was I said something to Chad G.P.T. I was like, the compression sleeve feels so good, comma. Why would I not wrap my body in compression any time I play sports?

You're so curious. I am. I'm like, I like, what's happening with compression? This is some sort of like, you know, the Tylenol that you just slip on your body. I mean, athletes kind of do that these days, right? And that's what I was curious about. I was like, wait, is this why basketball players have been wearing, you know?

The slate, like sometimes they go all the way sleeves. They've been wearing pantyhose for the last 10 years. I've been trying to figure it out. Maybe this is it. And Chad GBT was like, yeah, there are benefits, but it's way sweatier that way. You trap heat in. Sometimes you restrict movement.

I'm like, I don't know, guys. This feels pretty darn good. Is the whole idea of it trapping heat, like keeping it warm, or is it? I don't think so. Constricting. I think it's like constricting your muscles, muscles Which somehow helps your blood flow good for inflammation and yeah, it keeps your muscles like and your skin tight, okay? I don't know how it works. I so it feels magical. Yeah, you feel a difference for sure. Yeah, it's crazy. It's great

Anyway, so are you still so worried about it though? Like is it still? You get anyway, so are you still so worried about it though? Like is it still? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still just I want to be be bopping moving around and I still can't really do it because Halliburton Taurus Achilles and I'm scared like does it hurt all the time or is it just like no it's like the worry of it Yeah, it's uh, so how will you know when it's ready? Well, I've been doing like some different like calf exercises some you know Walk it forwards walk it backwards calf calf raises whatever and every now and then I feel a little pinch so I'm like oh when's this gonna go away yeah but it's all good I'll figure it out um what was gonna say oh yeah we should set her up that girl up with Isaac okay Rachel then great OK, Rachel, then. Great eyes again.

OK, and yes, and. That'd be great. So let's do that. How how how would you go about doing that? It's a OK. Remember that show you were at? Did you ever talk to the merch guy? Any chance you got some shirts? Yeah, not bad. Pretty cool guy.

I was also talking to my friend Kyle, because when he comes to Kansas City I was like, hey, should I say, put someone right here? I said, how athletic do you need your wife to be? I liked his answer. He said, I would like her to be able to touch the net. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. So she's got to be tall too.

Tall and athletic. Or jump, I think. Sure. One or the other. Maybe both. Okay, that's good. It's not a ton of coordination. Just can you touch the net? You don't think that's... Well, not a lot of hand-eye coordination. No, you're right. I wonder how many... that'd be interesting. Yeah, I think it's a fun metric. Yeah. I don't ask him for much. She's got to touch the net. He's like had a great first date. They're on like a nice walk after dinner. They go past the park. He's like you want to shoot hoops Ah sure, we don't have a ball. You'll see if we can touch net real quick

Give me closed-toed shoes handles Yes, have to be ideal condition yeah She touched the net what else would be like equivalent to that? Like can she get four cornhole bags on in one round? You think that's similar? Yeah, of course. Like 15 throws.

Yeah. Can you score some points for us? Yeah. Um, because one is just a lock on cornhole. Take. Yeah. If we do around a catchphrase can you get at least two oh my gosh that's kind of that's a deal breaker yeah minimum um you ever do ever play games with yourself with catchphrase as far as like I'm only gonna give four words max on my clue on this I think there is sometimes he has

some built-in handicapped like like I'm so good this game yeah I could put in full sentence form yeah they can get this I can get this and you do better that way you better. I Have we talked about my pet peeve with catchphrase before Rachel? Every time that people are like Okay, so this is a thing that you do this with and like they explained the whole thing It's like just tell me the word Give me give me a give a idea. Microphone microphone. You speak into this.

Oh, speak. I speak here. Oh, no. You already said that microphone. Yes. You know, Scuba snorkel, scuba, snorkel, snorkel, snorkel. The word snorkel. OK. You breathe out of it when you swim snorkel. Is this OK? Will people get mad at me for doing

this? They would get mad at you. OK. All right. Give me no. Yeah, please no actions The well, I don't want to describe it crown molding crown molding Okay, first words what a queen wears on her head tiara. No, like it's a movie It's a TV show on Netflix the the crown. Yes, and then the last second word is like, oh, we have this in our basement. It stinks really bad and makes black mold. But I crown molding. Yes.

Just describe the words. Don't say, OK, so I could sometimes so this is something. This. Yeah, they say like the super generic like, OK, so it's like a decoration your house decoration, your house like it's in like fancy rooms, maybe on the

ceilings, Maybe on the walls Now show me yeah, let's do a bad version of Catchphrase your word is sprite. Okay. So this is a drink that black people like Kool-Aid. No I'm trying to think it's it's green sometimes I think and Like Jones green Jones soda. No and like Jones green Jones soda no it's a green drink green Kool-Aid no okay so like imagine like you're really thirsty you need a drink it's got it's fizzy and you would you would want to you'd say oh I really could go for a I don't know I don't know oh oh boy do I want, come on.

Come on. All right, Brad, I'm going to text you a word. So now Rachel and the audience can play together and you're going to describe it badly to Rachel. Okay. Badly. Okay. Okay.

All right, text it to Brad. All right, three, two, one, catchphrase. Okay, you find this in your house. You find this in your- A rug. No, you find this in your house. It find this rug. You know, you find this in your house It's not gonna be on the ground though. It's gonna be It's gonna it's like every house has it every house has it every house has a door Okay, okay. Okay, you're on the right track. You're on the right track. No one of those two things microwave

Okay, every house has it they probably I would say I'm trying to count how many I have in my house I probably I bet I have I have it at 14 15 of these things your house has it they probably I would say I'm trying to count how many I have in my house I bet I have I bet I have 14 15 of these things like your house has it too I guarantee cups some of them are square some of them are circle back to picture frames no every house has it every house has it using a sentence uses ins oh you tooted no no no no no every house has one though just like a toilet every toilet toilet paper oh you went to the toilet you went poop what are No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, say. Wow, that was Jake. Wow, that's Jake, I didn't know. Okay, every house has it. And then what if, okay, let's think about like, oh, I came home from a hard day at work. What's the first thing you touch in your house? Couch?

Every house has it. No, every house has it. You walk into your house and you say, I'm so glad to be here. I'm so glad that I have this that helped me get inside the house. Door handle. You're so close, every house has it.

Door knob. Yes, that was easy. Every house has it. Every house has it, obviously. Door knob. Every house has it. Oh man. Every house has it, every house has it.

And with me, I'd be like, you enter into a room through a door, okay? And the thing that like the handle on the door or not yeah we get it every house has it Rachel would you like to try one which way am I giving the clues I'll give you let's see that let's see the clue and you can either choose to go three words or less four words or less okay or okay okay okay wait so do I have to pick before it's texted to me or after give me five words or less this one five words or less yes right now slithering gross animal yep got it oh yeah we could have got one slithering

slithering slithering Gryffindor. Yeah All right now you have to do it to really hard way, okay a hundred words or more Is your challenge so if I get it within a hundred words I win yes All right three two one every house has it Close I mean these will be under the roof. Definitely under the windows in one of the rooms in the house. OK, maybe in like a game chest. OK, there's a lot of them.

You get home from school and you're like, guys, you want to come over and you want to play dice. Dice isn't close. Yeah. They're not involved in this. Yeah. Yeah. You're pretty close with that. Um, you got a couple of them There's a couple different characters on them couple different characters. Yeah. Oh, there are some books about this. Yeah, there's definitely Dragons. Um, yeah kind of some creatures like a dragon. Yes You only do one, Jake?

Sure, text me one. Both of us? And you have to do both of them together? You got it? Go ahead, Rachel. Alright, audience. Play along with this one. Okay. When does my time start?

Your time starts now. See? Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. We take my headphones off. Oh, good. This was good. This was good. Oh, I love these. I think who doesn't love the candy like universally like pizza dogs. I could see more of those. No, no, you movies. You don't touch them as much as you see them. Oh, everybody likes them. Everybody loves them. I think they are native.

What? I don't love the way you're looking at me. OK, what was my exact phrasing? You don't touch them as much as you see them. I didn't mean that. Everybody else see them. Everyone else has it. So these are native to... I don't know where exactly, but like certain areas... No, certain areas...

Certain areas have them like for sure, like they obviously are gonna like... Pomegranates. No, but they do, they grow. They grow like those. Grass. They grow like those like those flowers They're awesome. They're in like the flowers. Oh, no, sorry. I didn't know. Yeah. Hey, I wasn't telling you no People love that too flowers. No, dude. Kiosk. No Sometimes a shirt would have this on it, but it doesn't have obviously doesn't have to sleeves No, no, sorry. No, this is like a it could be like a diagram. You could do clip art out of this

This is something dude. You love these. No, I love these. Oh No, yes. Yes, they were in San Diego. I was just there ACMI cords no, no, no, they're they're outside. They're outside outside outside and they're native to areas Native HDMI. So I know they're in San Diego for sure.. Parakeet. No, no, no, no, no, no. Pottery, yes. Pottery. Wow. I don't know where.

Parakeet got me there. Some eyes light up. Dang. Oh, well, that's fun. Now that's fun. Good times. And that is bad catchphrase. I would like to officially request to you in this episode because I need to go to the restroom. Let's do it

I will do review the week no offense to your hosties and go see us. Hey. Hey, don't take offense. No offense All right, you only do reviews the week. Are you just or can you hold it? Oh, yeah, I don't have to go that bad I just it's time eight out of ten, but it's been a seven out of ten for a while. You know, okay Okay, okay I've heard that the longer like if you hold it more the less likely you're going to be able to hold it when you're old And so now i'm always like I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta get out of here. I I don't know what's true, but I'd say go soon Uh, my review is yours k shinton because if not, it's mine. No, go for it. Go for it. K underscore shinton

Review is wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow five stars TJ's appearance on your pod When you made a trip to Maui led me to this glorious podcast I never tire of listening to go sure as I'm always updating my husband on the latest stories If as if you guys are my own friends you provide countless laughs have led me to new games with and taught me many new things. It's amazing how well y'all interact with your ghosties and I admire that. The jingles are my favorite and I appreciate how you incorporate those as well. Thanks for everything, especially the laughs in this time of sleeplessness with my newborn. Thanks Kay Shenton. Thank you Shenton. Mine's from Kristy Ames 93. My best friend has been a ghostie since the very beginning. I mean, she has been telling me I need to listen to you guys since 2019.

That's six years of me being stubborn and thinking I don't have time to listen to a podcast I know very little about. Props to her for being so patient with me because this was the year that I decided to take her advice. I'm so glad I did. I'm now on the long journey of listening from the beginning while also keeping up with current episodes. I wouldn't stop telling my husband about the various games, topics and silly things discussed on the episodes I listen to. So I was pleasantly surprised when he told me that

he was listening on his own time. I told my best friend, shout out to Leanne Mazak. You know, I should have listened to you all those years ago, but I don't regret waiting because this is the best time of my life to have this many episodes of such a great podcast at my disposal. You guys have brought me such sanity and laughter during my long days at home with my two young

kids. I can't wait to finish catching up, but I'm also enjoying the delight of listening to all this for the first time. Thank you for all you guys do and thank you for the laughs. Chris yams. Hey, it's on us. It's on us. Don't worry about it. Did you do that one a lot, it's on us. It's not.

Don't worry about it. Did you do that one a lot? That's a funny. That's a funny bit. Because the answer on me, it's on the house. I don't like that one. That's like that. That would cracks me up.

Like for something that's just, hey, it's on us guys. On the house. Kristy Ames, that one's on me. Put it on my tab. That's so good I do love that that was a great review of like listen to your best friend cuz you got worn down I was just talking to my buddy Scott not Scott Peck, but Scott John's How like yeah, he's like his wife has started listening to the podcast and he's like and she's just telling everybody about it

Like which is so fun. So it's out Scott Nati. Thank you to those who tell your friends. Yes, seriously That was the when we had that call with Brian Baffini a long time ago. Yep he said like, you know, just encourage your fans just like You know all of them just you have three friends that you could tell about the podcast you're right. Yeah easy It's the only thing I learned from that conversation and bleeding bleeding now so jingle time Jingle time. I got an email this morning from Cameron Eastley. I think it's a lady She said our oldest daughter was the one that got the whole family listening.

She is the first thing she does in the morning is listen to it. She just got engaged over the weekend. I don't know how you go about doing your jingles. Be amazing if you could do a jingle to surprise her or some sort of engagement present. I can write one on how this works. Yada yada. I think Cameron. I see a musician.

I see a microphone. Yeah. Happy engagement. We have a name for this engaged engaged Engager. Yeah, we might It says my daughter. No our oldest daughter our oldest daughter We think her name is Let's just let's just make one up Rachel, what's her name Cameron would probably name her daughter Madeline Madeline. Madeline. What makes you think Cameron's a girl?

Does she spell it with a Y in or something? No, I don't know. It just seemed like female writing, like random things that are like in all caps. Okay. Yeah, that's it. Any emojis? Yeah, I was gonna say, have any emojis?

Like for some reason, like, and as the Lord would have it, she just got engaged over the weekend. She capitalized Lord. Lord is all caps. Okay. I don't know why it feels like female over the weekend. She Lord is OK. I don't know why it feels like female writing to me. That's that's OK. You just you just feel it, though.

I just feel a little too excited. Calm down. It's like it's so cognizant of like our time and feelings. I think it's like it's a female writing. OK, I know how you normally write your jingles or like what normally goes on. OK, also, this is going to be great if like in a gift to their daughter, I'm just like misgendering the dad this whole time. That's the best gift I could give. OK, so we so you said what was her name, Madeline?

Yeah, Madeline. Madeline. Madeline Easley, soon to be Madeline Madeline McCubbin. Yes. OK. OK, can we get do we have Bluetooth capabilities? I'll figure it out. Look up, look up, so her name's Easley. Let's do a song to the Eagles, Take It Easy.

But we'll call it Maddie, probably Madeline, Maddie Easley. Yeah. Easley. And we'll go from there. All right, Rachel, one of the, either four or five on the channel, on the audio thing It's probably got the Bluetooth signal up above it or something Do a little problem-solving and turn that one up was the Eagle song take it easy take it easy and Don't take you don't don't be in a hurry cuz I'm gonna see if I get some AI

Lyrics write me some rhyming Cool nothing's playing yet, but I bet you're doing a song about a girl of the focus. You just got engaged Hey real quick. Don't think you need to start singing. Let's just see if this works for now. Oh Good job, Rachel. Thank you. Thank you Wait, is this the Eagle song take it easy or is this just like a take it easy playlist? Cuz that does not sound like take it easy. You wanted like lo-fi vibes, right? Just like oh, it's just Hey girl, take it easy. Yeah.

Oh no, yeah, I know, I was like, my chat is- I backed it up a little bit. Wait, is it ready? No, it's not. Hey guys, we'll pause. Write me a song about a girl getting engaged make it rhyme That was easy

I'm using I'm a clod guy and I don't use Chad GBT. What is quiet? No one's clod. No one's clodding around here. Yeah, that's my AI. This is like the truth social of AI You guys don't come out. Yeah, everybody uses clod It's like I think it's more like the I don't know what it is. I don't know. Some of my friends were like really into that stuff. Was like use cloud. So I did. How do you spell that? Yeah. Maybe it's cloud. C-L-A-U-D-E. Like cloud like a Frenchman. Yeah.

Man, I am like pretty tuned into this stuff. I can't believe I've never heard of cloud AI. I think it's a lot more like program-y maybe. Tech-y. Why not just chat gbt? Ain't sorry to AI shame, but... That's fair. I don't have enough experience with either of them, to be honest, but I like the format and like the style of Claw, but maybe you can probably change the fonts and the format of chat gbt, can you?

You do you. No. Well then I hate it. Oh fair um Yeah Yeah, it's one of those things where it takes 18 minutes, but it's fine. I like the font dial up All right. All right. All right. Brad's got a p crank it up I think we nailed it Good faith easily good faith

Did we nail it? Yes, yes you do something there good job and hey here's to you miss easily yeah for now what do you think her new new name will be Claude Maddie Claude Maddie Claude Claude hoppers that's pretty beautiful we don't know her first or last name Maddie. I hope it is Maddie Oh that'd be fun If not, we'll figure it out and we'll do a new jingle if that was not sufficient you let us know Yeah, all right Brad's got a pee. We'll be back Wednesday Rachel is joining again so guys Tell a friend tell a friend and if you do let them know

Put it on my tab. Love you guys.