Ghostrunners - 466 - Timon is Back!
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The man, the boy, the legend, the legendary boy, the Amish legendary boy, the prodigal boy, who's legendary?
Good legendary boy.
Has returned.
Yeah.
Time in his.
Time in his back.
What's going on with the cast, dude?
Slay.
I'm just saying hi.
Yes, queen, dude.
No.
Oh.
No, I just like trying to like.
No, yes, dude.
That's nice.
not trying to insiduate him
and just like, hey guys.
What's going on with that cast, bro?
Sis, I mean, queen.
Just the wrist cast.
Yeah, just a wrist cast.
Why did they do it so?
Looks like the,
in the blank.
The cast of rent over there.
What's going on, man?
It told me it would heal better this way.
I don't know if they're messing with me,
but I do look pretty dumb now.
Do they know you do theater?
Is that why the cast to get that way?
That's probably why.
I was like humming some stuff
while they were doing it.
They're like, okay.
I guess he'll fit in better.
If at this point you still refuse to click on Spotify or YouTube,
Timon's cast has bent in a rather feminine, not even feminine, just.
Yeah.
Give us a quick opinion, timing, and just like hold that up while you do it.
Like, just any kind of opinion you have.
Opinion.
I.
Yeah.
Just anything.
We'll all do it.
I feel very normally about other men.
Very normally.
Very traditionally.
Yeah.
I feel very traditionally.
Miles Teller.
What do you think?
Just chill.
Chill guy.
Chill guy up there.
Chill.
Nothing to feel about him.
No, just a good guy.
Would you love to go see a show on Broadway?
Yes.
Yes, I would.
Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random
thoughts on white.
Me too Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along.
Let's have some fun and go ahead.
Get on your feet because it's a Ghostrofts podcast.
Everybody's morning
will be taking around.
Ghostrobs podcast.
We're here.
It's Monday.
Happy Monday, everybody.
Happy Monday.
We're back.
How are you feeling post Gulf Shores?
I'm feeling great.
How are you feeling?
You had to drive 15 hours back.
That's true.
I think that was yeah I I'm feeling tired I feel like it's going to always take me like a week to always get over it you know but I don't know if that's just because of the drive I think I don't know if you felt that like there's something like biologically I don't know I don't know if this is like actually science or if this is just my own theory but like when you're on the trip it just feels like you're running on like adrenaline or whatever holy spirit yeah a little bit of everything and then when I get home I finally get eight hours.
of rest. And then once I get eight hours of rest, then I start feeling tired. I don't know.
It's like, it's like, it's like my body is like, ooh, I like that. Give me more. Give me more of
that. Yeah. Whereas like in Alabama, I was getting like four or five hours at night and I was fine,
you know? I know. It is crazy. I mean, not to butter on biscuits to start off the episode,
but it is crazy what we, what we, Timon, you want to butter some biscuits, buddy? I'm down.
I'm game. You guys are game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is crazy what we do as just like as, as
podcaster is like last week of just like yeah where the people are paying to hang out with us right
we can't go to bed at 930 right right and we don't want to but also I mean how funny would that be like
thank you guys for coming out I got to get my 11 hours yes right so good night guys have fun make
your own fun right and they would probably still have a good time but I think if it were like
one session for seven days we could we could get a lot get away with like hey it's 1030 I'm gonna
head to bed tonight just because because by the fifth day everyone's just hanging out without us
you know, but like, I want to make sure that they have enough time with us.
And they're like, well, Brad and Jake weren't really around, you know.
Yeah, so we're the last ones to bed generally pretty early.
I mean, there was one day we did 6.30 a.m. Pickleball.
Yeah, that was fun.
So it's not a ton of sleep. It's a lot of exertion, a lot of energy, but it's truly so fun.
It's so fun. That's the thing. It's so fun. It's like I'm not, I'm not complaining about my own biscuits.
Like I, it's, it's buttered. They're on my plate.
Oh, I get in that kitchen every day. Yeah. Yeah. It's so fun. Right.
it's so rare it's so cool i mean just the the feedback we've gotten since then has been unreal yeah truly
it is and every year it feels like people are always like that this trip was like not life changing
i don't know if anybody's used those words but like this trip was so good for me like and for my
you know i think we've had some lc's in there did we okay i feel like i can think of one girl on
the very first trip who's like yeah i i had my first kid like nine years ago and i haven't done
anything like oh sure you know or whatever like yep so there were tears shed in session
one people were so sad to go back home we're delivering them a summer camp experience a lot of t s
in session two as well people were like as i was pulling out of the driveway i was crying i was like
i in the group me a lot of people were saying that in group or session two and i was like not in like a
like a like invalidating way but i was just like can you guys just kind of explain i would love to hear
more about what you're talking about like what what exactly is making you cry yeah honestly i was
like not like it was it was a good like time to just like let's talk about it some more like what and i wasn't
to have them butter biscuits.
Timon does that enough for us.
Yeah.
Because a couple of the cries,
it was,
there was one,
I'm not going to say their names.
It was a guy on guy cry.
Yes.
It was a couple dudes crying in the car.
It was white on white crying.
Right.
And he was like,
I didn't want to cry,
but I was like,
hey,
I'm just going to let it out.
And I think that's when you're like,
explain this a little more.
I was like,
hey, man,
no,
I was good.
Have you ever cried
in front of another dude
when they were crying already?
Like,
because he is crying,
now I'm crying.
Yeah.
maybe I have actually now I'm thinking about but I'm like I don't know about one on one one I don't know if I've cried because they cried I think I cried when you cried one time when you were saying goodbye at K life that was sad that was a good that was a good cry that was one on many though yes exactly it was like it was like you're up there getting emotional everyone's getting emotional yeah yeah yeah hey everyone's doing it dude everyone was doing it dude everyone was crying what you want me do not cry just be the loser who like just made fun of for not crying everyone was like dude just
Cry a little.
It's not going to make you feel that weird tomorrow.
Just cry.
I'm going to put your wrist in a cast.
Yeah, dude.
Just cry a little.
No, yeah.
But yeah, whatever.
Like, I, whatever.
I get home.
And of course,
Catherine's been literally nine days in a row with our kids.
My parents helped watch some of them for a little bit,
which is very awesome and helpful.
But like,
so it's like,
yeah,
I can kind of like lay low,
but I'm still like,
I can't just be like,
hey I need to rest for like a full day here yeah she's like oh do you you know so I think maybe
in the future I'm going to ask my parents like can you just watch our kids once we get back
when you get back for like a day that's a good idea so oh so you think there will be a next time
duh uh yeah bud uh yeah is it already booked or uh yeah bud yeah it is uh yeah it is
mark your cows i bet i was am your seas i bet I was three hours out of of of gold short
just book it.
You had the laptop up booking it.
I understand why cops do it now.
You see those cops driving around?
They got their laptop over there.
It's like, it's awesome.
Gosh, yeah, people can judge the heck out of me.
And it's fair.
You can think what you want.
I do it.
I use technology responsibly in the car.
I'll just say that.
It's not like I was pulling a 12-foot trailer, you know,
going 75 miles an hour down the highway or anything.
No.
But truly, like it was like,
Like, middle of nowhere, Alabama.
Like, there was no one else on the road.
Yeah.
So, um, it has been funny in the group means, uh, everyone giving you a hard time about
this and people, I mean, like, Gabe, who we only hear from once every like four days,
he pops in, hey, Brad, just want to say you really encourage me on the trip.
I have also been trying to do more texting and try.
How else are you going to be like, how else are you going to be so productive in life?
I'm driving like half the day.
I got to do something, you know.
Can you imagine if I didn't text while driving?
I would never get anything done.
We wouldn't have the trip booked.
I would say that much.
Honestly,
sometimes it is like the time.
It's like I have a break.
I can text now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like,
I know,
it's like,
it's like,
oh, if I'm with my family or with people,
it's like I don't want to be like
getting productive texting done.
Yeah.
But while you're driving.
And listen.
Nothing else is going on.
I don't think I was,
I wasn't doing great at this when I was a 16, 17 year old kid.
So if you're out there listening,
you know,
get your,
get your reps in first as far as driving goes.
I like to do voice when I can.
Do voice when you can.
I'm a big voice memo guy.
I will say back in our day, let's get old real quick,
we had physical buttons that we pressed to text.
And so it was way easier to text and not look.
Yeah, you knew where you were at.
There were like raised edges on like the five.
Yes, there was like, yeah, the little like dots on two of the numbers or whatever
on the keyboard eventually.
Like so I was I was humming in the pocket almost.
Just like no problem.
Do you remember that?
Like did you text in class?
Hoodie pocket.
Yeah, yeah.
T9.
And every now and then you run into an issue
because what was it like?
Somebody's name or.
Or yeah,
or like homes and faces.
Something,
you know,
it's like this could go away.
I can't see.
Give and have.
Home and gone.
That's what it was.
Home and gone.
It was a big one.
Yeah.
That's the most common T9.
Yeah.
I'm almost gone.
What?
What?
How are you doing that?
I thought you were coming home.
Oh,
I get it.
Never mind.
I thought you were coming gone.
Oh,
got it got.
So anyway.
But yeah,
dude,
loved.
Do you ever swipe to text?
I've been doing that all the time now
with my one, like, a lot less
dexterity in my left hand, so I've been
sliding a lot. How well,
how good are you at it? I think I'm
70% success rate.
Oh, not bad. Which is like, I think for
for slide texting, it's probably okay. Can we try?
I don't mind it. I do it a lot, although Rachel
caught me doing it, and I think I really gave her
the ick. She was like, you
swipe to type sometimes? Yeah, sometimes.
Let's do a word. I did not know that about you.
do a word that's tough and see if any of us can get it. Let's just send it to the group meet
without explanation. The group meet. Okay, onomatopoeia. Is that too hard?
Yeah. I want to try. Personification. How about personification? Great. That one we all know how to
spell. Okay. Bang. Boom. First try. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, you're so fast. Did you look?
Did you look? Did you look? Oh, whoa. I mean, yeah. Probably like, kind of. I don't think I was
all right. Sorry, we're doing no look. I'm doing no look. I might find the P and then
All right, all right. Time knows how to find the P. Slake Queen. Personification.
Boom, baby. I got it. All right. New word. I'm going to go, no look. No look from the start. No look from the start. Peripherals only. Peripherals only. Do both. Peripherals only. Cid. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Got it. Time and I are your swipers. Gosh, dig it. Mine said priorities. Icky.
Why is icky of my phone?
That's Tyman's phone, man.
People are texting back, like, what's going on here?
Peripherals only.
Tyler Stolson has just responded to say, but yeah.
That's great.
All right, how about
Yucatan Peninsula?
I don't know how to spell that.
I'll try.
You'll figure it out better.
Yucatan Peninsula.
Dang it.
Oh.
Titan.
Peninsula.
I got it.
You know,
Spanish speaker here.
Yeah.
That's probably it.
Dang.
It was nice on the trip having kind of a hierarchy of Spanish speakers.
It was like you,
Ortencia,
probably I,
Alberto and then the cleaning ladies.
It was nice having Ortencia there of like,
hey,
can you just tell the cleaning ladies to do this,
this and this?
Yes.
She nailed it.
She said she could tell right away they were Colombian.
Yeah,
I was kind of overhearing that conversation.
Yeah,
kind of interesting.
Picking up on that.
Or not that they were Mexican.
it maybe yeah it's like how do you know yeah she's like they do not they're not mexican i know
that something else
what if you're uh like kind of takeaways or how have you been feeling about the trip
since you got back really great i thought it was so super fun i've been like my main regret is like
man i wish i could have played volleyball because that looked really oh yeah because just because
i like over the last couple months i've done a few things that are not ohio and one of them
was going to san diego with my family and played a lot of volleyball then
Sorry, I thought Ohio was an adjective, because isn't that like a Gen Z thing?
Yeah, I was like, I'm, he's got...
Dude, this is not Ohio of us, bro.
This is so not Ohio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That we're not in Ohio.
I don't know.
I was like getting into volleyball, kind of, and it was like, man, that would have been fun.
Yeah.
But otherwise, insanely good.
It was a lot, it was a lot of fun.
It was not Ohio.
Do you think, do you ever think, like, hey, if I would have come for the whole week, I wouldn't have broken my wrist?
Wow.
I actually hadn't had that thought yet, but you're so, you're pretty right.
Just saying.
Yeah.
we don't know what would happen on the volleyball court,
but probably would not have broken his wrist.
Probably not.
Then again,
if you're anything like Maddie Dieterly,
you probably would have broken your wrist.
Yeah, that was interesting.
I don't know what to compare it to other than like a stunt man
who is like practicing getting shot.
What happened?
Have you seen those videos?
Like the guys who are like a gymnastics jam,
they'll like run at full speed and just like,
and pretend they got shot.
Yeah,
that's how she plays volleyball.
That's a great comparison.
I've never seen that,
but I can imagine exactly watching her.
I mean,
she's like a dancer.
She's a graceful person.
I've never heard of a theater kid not being.
like athletic.
Yeah, true.
So this is shocking.
Like, Limba Moimma.
Lema, Wimanda.
He was a baseball player first, right?
Yeah, shortstop.
He was, yeah, he rose to fame with that,
but then he, like, secured his spot in history
with, like, the song.
Right, he got to AAA.
And Mattie had some coordination.
Don't get me wrong.
But it was something in the legs
that would give out,
pretty much upon contact of the ball.
Yeah, maybe no muscles.
She just crumpled like a tin can.
Crumpled like a tin can.
that's a good good uh good jingle right there and i was crumpling like a tin can yeah they called
me one shot maddie it was funny hearing caleb solven say probably the one ghostrunner's
quote we quote more than anything else in my whole house is do the isaiah dance and he tried to get
people to do it all week oh he tried they called me one shot is it hey and everyone was just like nice caleb
good one man I get it yeah we all get the reference we're not saying it all right bro
oh frigginet hey frigginet hey oh Caleb's so great Caleb sent me some some birthday gifts
did you happy birthday yeah oh yeah thank you um yes I mean so he texted me the night before
and I was like oh if I see Jake I'll explain it to him and I didn't see you so sorry yeah but
it was funny someone like text was like Jake how was your birthday and I was like it was pretty good
I did this I did this I did this I think
think Caleb Sullivan sent me a lot of groceries and then Corey who's like his friend who came
with him is just like you can tell through the phone that he's shaking his head and he's going I
tried to tell him if you know the dynamics of Corey and Caleb I truly has Ben Wyatt and uh what's
the guy's name um Rob Lowe's character gosh wow blanking on his name literally whoa what is he's too
early um Ben Wyatt morning pod I'm let's know we're going to
Don't say anything until we figure this out.
Okay.
Should I say some common boy names?
Nope.
Nothing.
We're going to be in silence until we get this.
And people are going to be like, it's so obvious.
It's clearly this.
Oh, I think I got it.
Chris Trager?
Yes.
Only watch it once, guys.
See, that's what happens when you force yourself to do it.
That is good.
I don't need a GPT.
We could have gone through Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.
And then we've got gotten all thrown off.
Stay delayed.
Chris Trager.
So Chris Trager, super positive, super like, let's go team.
It's such a good comparison.
And then Ben Wyatt's way more realist.
Like, what are we doing?
No, like have a budget here.
That's Corey.
That's Caleb's, that's Caleb's happy go lucky.
Corey's way more like.
I'll give it to you straight.
Yeah, strategy versus, you know, vision, I guess you could call it.
Corey's just gone, yeah, I tried to tell him.
That joke is super diluted with groceries, which I don't know what that meant yet even.
I was like, what does he mean the joke is diluted with groceries?
And then Caleb makes this video. I was like, so when I was on the episode, you made me to try to rhyme orange. I did with door hinge while we're playing down by the bay. So I was going to get you some oranges, some door hinges and down by the bay, the book. But to get it delivered on your birthday, I had to get $25 order. So I know I'm just filling it with basically like $18 with groceries.
Like free range eggs. Yeah. So it was like 90% of my bag was groceries. And I was like, yeah, Corey, you kind of nailed it.
Yeah. Corey's tax would make a lot of sense.
Pretty diluted with groceries. So when you opened it,
Did you think any of those things?
Obviously, down by the bay probably made sense.
Well, first, we didn't even know it was Caleb.
You just see this, you open this.
I'm going, Rachel, do you order like a bunch of bananas?
Rachel, did you order a year supply of bananas?
I don't remember that.
She's going, no, did you order a year supply of bananas?
I'm going, no, I don't think so.
And then we just go, oh, I guess they made a mistake.
Yeah.
Cool.
And she, uh, oh, and then I looked on there and it said, happy birthday from Caleb or something like that.
I was like, oh, this has got to be Caleb Sullivan because he's here.
He knows my address.
I don't really know why he sent me all these groceries, but that's really nice.
Hey, maybe he's just like practical gifts.
The older you get, the more it's just like, I just want practical things.
I was like, I truly was like, I bet he saw, I ate a bunch of fruit last week.
Door hinge. Did you see the door hinge?
Well, the door hinge didn't come on time.
Only the groceries came on time.
Oh, sure, like overnight delivery of the groceries.
Yeah, the door hinge, um, alarm.
You guys know what that means.
It's Friday.
It's Friday.
You can't schedule?
Well, I was going to schedule it, but Scott and Isaac hadn't seen he yet.
and I knew they wanted to see it, so I don't want to schedule it because then it becomes
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
And public publish.
Both.
Doorhinges came later.
Yeah.
There's a bunch of groceries, but it was the exact eggs that Rachel normally buys.
So honestly, we were giving Caleb a lot of credit.
I was like, wow, I think he did look in my fridge one time.
Maybe he took a mental note.
Come to find out.
He did not memorize my eggs.
I wouldn't have been surprised, though.
I know.
If it's Caleb, dude, good for him.
That's awesome.
Like he cares about all the details.
Yeah.
Anyway, I appreciate it anyway.
was great. Oh, yeah. It's so fun. So the last night of the getaway, we had a good time. And I think
Caleb was a good part of it. Yeah, there are a lot of things I wrote down just from the last day
of the trip that we have to talk about. Truly. Like, after we recorded the podcast, it was like,
there's some stuff that went down. A lot of stuff happened. Uh, I guess we'll start with the,
yeah, thing I just talked about was just like the very last night after we do awards and all the fun
stuff, uh, just spontaneously sang karaoke for like two hours probably. Yeah. They got real
fast, real quick.
It did, because when I first saw Kiruki, like, come about.
Like, yeah, Caleb starts singing.
I was a little just like, this is going to kind of dominate the whole house.
I hope people want to do this, was my thought.
Right.
It's hard to have, like, game night and karaoke happening in one living room.
But without being disrespectful, like, there's part of me that was like, I don't mind
they're doing it.
I don't really want to watch this forever.
I don't know if I need to, like, put my phone down.
But also it's like, we're Jake and Brad.
We need to be there.
My name's Jake.
Here's Brad.
Come on.
So we go.
Anyway.
So Caleb starts with like a Jonas brother.
song or something like that. And then I think we get we get into the serious Broadway songs real
quick. Tim and you want to give us some rundowns of what those songs were because we don't know
what they were. I can't remember exactly. There was oh yeah. Alex did like hers was like you could
have it could have been hit or miss for karaoke but it was like she did it well enough. It was like
some song from Waitress like emotional very like ballad. But she killed it enough to justify it in my
opinion. Okay. There were some others like that. I don't know. I was standing next to Samuel Carmel
during some of these Thess songs, these musical theater.
And he's over me, he's like, do you know any of this?
And I go, dude, I have no, I don't even know if it's from a musical,
this is from a movie.
Fair.
And so we kept fist bumping.
And then the next song, and then like the opera singing it.
Emily Scott would go up there, her and Ryan Garrett sing something.
And he goes, you know this one?
And we fist bump again.
Stay strong, brother.
Stay strong, brother.
Stay straight.
I was pretty half and half, I think, on the Thes songs.
Oh, really?
I didn't know all of them.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
But yeah, so all of a sudden, this talent just starts arising.
I mean, like, everyone takes.
takes a turn being amazing at singing.
Yeah, like we knew Emily, like, she's like a professional opera teacher.
So it's like, okay, she's probably good at singing.
Okay, I guess that's fair.
Mariah Geree, we saw her at Grande Buo.
Yes, she works at theater.
That makes sense.
Karen and Lily, no idea.
Yeah, uh, Carrey.
Carrey can see that coming.
Alex didn't see that coming.
Alex can get after it.
Also, I mean, everyone has taken a turn at this.
Big Jesse got up there singing some Elvis.
Oh, yeah.
Serenaded his wife.
Pretty hard.
Pretty like, like staring her in the face.
Like, wow.
wise men say only fools rush in it was like get after it Jesse yeah so your voice is coming
back sounds good yeah and then to top it off when I thought everyone who had talent had
gone then freaking Isaac brace goes up there once Isaac starts singing then I got mad yeah I was like
can everyone sing but me was it just like a thing it's just me and Caitlin Ramirez I guess just the
only two in the audience. Just cheer everybody on. She's mom and I'm dad. You guys are good. So good. So good.
I love it all. So good. So good. Yeah. So good. Yeah. I got mad once he started. I mean, he was amazing too.
Yeah. Isaac. I was like, do we need to go up there and do something? And he like, yeah, sing. Oh,
you could sing. Let's go up there. Yeah. He's fine. So yeah, just killing it, dude. It was also fun to watch
when Time and took the stage. People came in from the pool. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.
People rushed in. It was like Jesus was about to perform a miracle. I was going to say, I
know if it's too dramatic, but let's, yeah, let's compare it to something like that. Like,
it was just like, it was like everyone, it was one of those times where like people
irrationally thought like, if I don't get this video myself, I'm not going to get the video.
Yeah. So there was 18 people on their phones just filming it. Like, didn't, didn't tell
it took a video of the people taking any videos at a point. Like he's like, I got. Did anyone
get this? Yeah. That's what's cool. We gathered like 35 different people. Not really did all listen
to the same podcast, but none of them have air drop. Correct. That's what's so fun about
this group. None of them have heard of photo circle. Like, whoa.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
They're all live streaming to their own Instagram accounts.
It was.
It was like a concert, though.
And Tyma was just belted out.
What, Deerevin Hanson?
Yeah?
Yep.
Yeah.
I felt appropriate because in the musical, he like breaks his arm.
Oh, sure.
We all, we all got that.
We all got that.
Right.
Right?
Yeah.
So, yeah, Tyva just.
That was fun.
Killed it.
On this, on this like speaker and microphone that, like, you know, just like distort it.
Like.
Yeah.
that's a good after the first one i was like i'm just going to go mic free i think yeah the the
that was a that was a alpha move time it can't handle voice and song you got to choose one just go
yeah one or the other but anyway so that was great that was the final night like i mean
pretty late into the night and then you guys still hung out i i did go to bed at like i left at like
1230 why i like told you to i was like you can't stay up you did have like a fatherly moment
with me like hey brad 11 a m that day he's like you're like you're like
Hey, man, you should make sure you get some sleep to that.
I really, it would be unsafe for your stay up as midnight.
Please go to bed.
I was like, got it, got it.
Which, of course.
Because I knew how we'd been sleeping.
I was like, and you have to stay awake while you drive.
That sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone was great.
Even Tyler Stoltzvist got out on the action.
And when I say got out on the action, he had the upside down glasses on, but then sing the song up.
I was down and I'm up.
By, for us, Frank.
Can you call it singing?
I mean, the song isn't, it's not, I don't know.
It's not a karaoke song.
It's not a karaoke song.
But he made it one.
And there's only 12 lyrics in that song and he didn't know any of them.
Hey, there's a rap in there, Tyler.
Come on.
Yeah.
He's just bouncing.
He killed it though.
Yeah, that was so.
That was when we were outside.
I was, I needed to take a little break.
Go by the pool.
Hang out.
You get a little stimulation.
Simulation break.
Is that the right word?
Sure.
And I just look in there.
And I just hear some.
That's when I went back in.
Tyler just jumping up and down with his goggles off.
or goggles on.
We got to talk about Kenny,
rocket out,
fallout boy.
Oh,
yeah.
Dude.
So Kenny's just a quiet,
like along for the ride,
husband,
didn't know what to think of him
when we saw.
He was a great dude.
And he just gets up there.
He's like,
I'll go.
And we're like,
Kenny's going.
That's where I was like,
I stood up.
I was like,
if Kenny's going,
we're watching them.
And yeah,
did Sugar were going down,
swing in.
It felt like he was about
two seconds behind the whole time
from the song.
But we were all kind of in it
together.
Yes,
it was awesome.
And we were just going,
yeah it's so fun uh and he just gets off he's like all right i'm done just puts the microphone
down it goes and sits back down that's my business that's my boy kitty so yeah overall great
time with karaoke that was a great last night uh something that happened earlier that day after
recording the podcast is janelle binell brought in a live seagull while brad and i were eating lunch
correct into the house correct she caught this thing with her bare hands we're all very impressed by this
Yeah.
Braden Parsons pulls me aside about 30 minutes later.
He's like, hey, I just need to tell someone earlier today.
We were throwing around the football and someone bet me I couldn't hit one of those birds.
And the bird that Janelle has is the bird I hit with the football.
It can't fly.
We're like, don't tell her.
Don't tell her.
Just let her do her thing.
This has been a dream of hers for a long time to catch a seagull.
But we also did know that.
We're like, oh, I guess you can catch seagulls with your bare hands pretty easy.
Pretty impressive.
All right, new game.
Yeah, Janelle's like, how many bucks do I get for this?
Oh, yeah, I was like, well, you already caught one.
Well, you, yeah, yeah, it's, you can't do it after the fact.
It's cheating.
And so we said, we were like, all right, well, we'll let you start with one,
but whoever has the most seagulls caught by the end of the day gets $500.
A lot of money.
A lot of money.
Yeah.
And so we're like, that way, you know, Janelle is the upper hand, but this is anyone's game.
Right.
And then we find out from Braden, oh, it's not that easy to catch a seagel with your hands.
You're going to have to get creative.
and that's when Mr.
Acapella himself, Isaac Brace, gets to work.
And we've got it all on camera, which is hilarious.
Yeah, we need to post that on our Instagram or something.
Like, just that portion.
Because it was great storytelling by Stolzvus.
Like, he did a great job.
It was.
Because, yeah, Isaac's like, well, I think it was off camera,
but Isaac said something to him like,
I thought it was going to get to take a nap today.
And I got to catch Seagulls.
Like, we forced him to do this.
Because he'd been there all weeks.
Just do my duty.
They know.
they know I have to catch a seagull if it's offered.
Yeah.
So the way he did it.
And I have never heard of this, but I think it's somewhat of a thing.
I don't know, is he basically made a very small hole in the ground, basically a human-sized
hole where he could lay down in the ground and then put a towel over him.
So it looks like he's hidden basically by this towel and then put some food, like some
seagull, like some chips or something on the towel, right?
And then waited for the seagulls to come on to the towel and then.
yeah just enveloped the seagull like like shot up really quick and just grabbed on and like
wrapped them all up in the towel uh and yeah he wasn't successful at first i think the waiting part
is easier said than done you can like kind of hear them around you you like don't really know how
close they are you're blind yeah and uh so i think the first one the first he had one
attempt where he didn't get it it looked like he had one yeah he didn't get it and then the second
time he was successful not one not two but three seagulls three
It was, that was so, I mean, and Tyler has the whole thing in slow-mo, like, these things are going crazy in this towel that he's got. Yeah. And he didn't know how many he got. He just knew he had some underneath the towel. So he like takes it out and one of them flies out. Two of them flies out. Three of them. Three. Three. So, needless to say, Isaac ended up winning the competition that week. Yeah, first choice in the treasure room. Yep. So all, yeah, amazing. And while, so, so Janelle brought that Siegel into us, another funny little tidbit. You know, we have Orton.
She's this amazing cook.
I mean, how tall is Ortencia's shorter than Janelle, I think.
I mean, yeah.
Yoshi 411, maybe.
If that.
I mean, just a wonderfully little Mexican woman.
And, you know, Janelle brings in this seagull, how many bucks for her?
And Ortencia over in the corner just raises her hand and goes, I know how to cook it.
I know how to cook it.
I can cook that.
I can cook it.
And she got her hand up.
I can cook it.
And the way she said it was just so cute and so funny.
And I don't know, I think probably Jesse and Amanda were like, yeah, why are we wasting
that opportunity to cook some Siegel?
Yeah, let her try it.
But it's so funny, dude.
China, they would have cooked it.
They would have served just the foot probably.
Siegel foot.
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Another funny random thing that happened that afternoon is I think someone comes in and is like,
hey, Jake, you might want to go down to the beach. A ghosty showed up. Like a ghosty appeared.
Like it's a Pokemon or something. Yeah, right. Like out of the water.
And sure enough, yeah, a like very like loyal listener, big fan. We just read his review like three weeks
ago on the podcast. Shout out Chris. He was like, yeah, just like a really normal guy and just
like, hey, I don't want to like, you know, I know people paid good money to be here, but I'm
staying like five houses down. So I just wanted to say hi really quickly. And, uh, and yeah, that was
awesome. So yeah, we meet him out at the beach. I'm like, come up to the house. Let's say what's up
to Brad and we're talking. And while we're all like talking, Chris were he from? You know,
whatever. Someone comes in and like makes the announcement to the house. Isaac just caught three
Siegles, three Seagles at once. And Chris was like, I am coming to this next year. We got a verbal
commitment from him right then and there. Let's go, Chris. I wrote it down. He said, I have to be here
this year. That sold it for it. I was like the sequel catching. Man, I knew it would be fun. Because he was like,
I was planning on coming to this. I was going to do it. And then I saw that my family was already
coming to Gulf Shores pretty much the same week. So yeah. So unfortunate. But hey, mark your
calendars. Come on, Chris. Next August. Let's go. Yeah. We'll make the official announcement after I give
the people that have been there this past year opportunities to get. Yeah. But just no, August,
again, it's going to be awesome. Have you been thinking through things about next year? A little bit.
Yeah. I mean, I had 15 hours. So I had, I had plenty of time to think. Yeah. I, and just we had like some,
we sent out a little survey and seeing what people liked and didn't like and whatever. No one was like,
negative, negative, but people were like, I could have gone without this or that or whatever. So I'm thinking a
little bit about stuff, but at nothing like, I mean, we're going to do the same house. It's the perfect
house. Like, it's a perfect house. Yeah, it's so hard to find an other house is that, like,
have that many tables, like for games, for meals. Right. Like, for hosting what we're trying to do
with, like, entertainment in that room. It's just perfect. Yeah. On the beach, beautiful beach.
Beautiful beach. Tyler Stolz has been killing it with the top. Great impression.
Probably. Probably going back to the same beach, incredible beach.
Jesse the Platman
The Platman Jesse Platner
Anyway
Yeah I don't know
You have thoughts about next year
I was driving the other day
Just one of those silent rides
And just like all these ideas were popping up
I don't know
I mean we'll figure it out
But I was like what if we could really enhance
This and this and this
I think what started it was saying that
It's awesome announcement
The like Beast Games season two is finished filming
I was like oh yeah
I forgot about Beast games
Yeah.
What if we could beast gamesify some of the games in Gulf Shores?
And I was like, but it would have to be a really epic prize.
What if we gave way $1,000?
It's like the grand prize in the treasure room.
That's fun.
And then opposite is like, actually, we might be at a good place right now
because people aren't getting too competitive over the treasure room.
If there's a really big prize, maybe people would make some enemy.
We don't want that.
There is a balance of, yes, I feel the whatever you call that, the tension.
because it's like, there are some people,
Cory Dial, no, I'm just kidding.
Not truly, but there's some people that are like,
just that's all they want to talk about when they see us is like,
hey, what can I, how much would you give me for this?
You want to bet on this game.
Do you want to bet on this storm?
Hey, do you might give me a napkin?
Yeah, I'll give it to you for 10 bucks.
Like, Goodwill is out the door, you know, whatever.
Like, and it's fun because it's like competitive,
but it's also like, there's some people that just want to come hang out.
And it's like, well, you don't want to like make those people be like,
well, I'm not going to try to not win a thousand dollars.
you know like um so yeah i think there is a tension of like because some people just are super
competitive and love that other people are like i could give or you take it or leave it kind of
thing yeah i think we have a nice balance but i do like the idea of yeah having some i don't know
like it could be fun so one idea i had rather than one big grand prize at the end of the week
what if it's almost like i think you used to do this in survivor where it's like this specific
game gets this specific prize yes so for example like first night we're going to play bank
where it's like, it's not really a skill game.
It's like luck slash, right.
Gut, you know, game winner of bank gets like an absolute pampering that night
and the next day.
It's like, Jessica, we appreciateation day because she won bank.
So it's like, we're going to go put cozy earth sheets on your bed.
Love it.
And we are going to, you know, just like do all these things where we booked a massage
for you.
That's cool.
Tomorrow.
Yeah, that's cool.
That would be fun.
Yeah.
I like the idea of like little prizes throughout the week or throughout the, yeah, time.
I also thought about
Sorry you go
Well I just thought about like
Would it make sense
And maybe not
I think people could get mad at each other
For this too
But I'm like
Instead of doing individuals
Like have it like a team competition
Throughout the week
The teams the whole time
But then you might just be like
Well I just got like put on the wrong team
You know
Yeah it could be like
Like yeah I got
Then it's like Jessica Wii
Frustration
Like
With Jessica We wasn't on my team
She doesn't care about any of this stuff
All she cares about is her sister
And they have a beautiful relationship
Geez
They just want to hang out with each other
all down.
Jeez.
It would be like the beach Olympics
in the office where like
Jim's just like not trying or whatever
and Andy this is all like he cares
about.
Yeah. That could happen.
But that is like thinking
about stuff like that. I've also had the thought
maybe this is not wise to
brainstorm all this on the podcast because then whatever
we don't do, people are going to be like, what happened?
I thought you're going to do a thousand dollars. This is crap,
dude.
iPads are only like 500 bucks, dude.
This is what the heck.
but I had the thought of doing like a casino theme thing every night where like you come
with your bank is open or like the well yes and yes and but the people or the person with the
highest amount of money every single night has to like bet more like you're like required to gamble
basically the beast games part of it yes yeah it's like all right you know Caleb Sullivan you're in the
lead with a thousand chips, you have to bid at least 500 of those tonight. And so he could be
down to 500 by the other night, or he could be, you know, raking it in by the other. So I don't
know, something like that, casino royale style every night. Also, I'm always like, okay, there's
some people on this trip that are probably like firmly against gambling. And I think we, we encourage
it pretty hard. Like, it's like, anybody want to play volleyball? It's like, yeah, of course. Okay,
if you win, you get 40. If you, if you bet five, we'll give you 50 if you win.
no thanks
I'm like come on dude
don't be a wuss
I don't know
something with the money I thought through
is like what if
we could digitalize at all
because there's not as much like
taking and stealing
like you know from like our first year
so what if it's all digital
and it's on the TV
like at any given time
it's on the TV down here
so you can always see like a running score
of where everyone's at
and we can add like chips
or points to them
from our phones pretty easy
I don't hate that
that would be easy
a nice leaderboard
yeah bonus idea
one guy, I don't know why I'm imagining Tyler,
one guy is the banker and he wears a suit the whole time.
You never see him not in a suit. Even the ocean, he's got a suit on.
Yes, pickleball, the ocean. And that's what's funny about it. It's like, well, he's the banker.
Obviously, he has to wear a suit the whole time.
That's great. I don't know if that would fit in his backpack that he packed.
So we'll have to bring those slippers. Just tape.
Just tape. That's fun. I had the thought this year, actually way more expensive
than you'd imagine, but I thought the currency could be silly bands. Remember silly bands?
timing you were probably too young you're probably
are these like rubber bands in various
shapes and colors yeah
really popular when we worked at cana cuck
or at least with the elementary school kids
but I thought silly bands could be the currency
because when you have silly bands on your wrist
they just look like rubber bands
but then you could basically like
dual somebody else for
like one of their currencies like hey I'll take
you get to choose one of my silly bands I get to choose one of yours
and whoever would win in a fight
you know that one
like that person whizz that silly band
Yes, I got a Buffalo.
It's like Buffalo versus, you know,
music note.
It's like Buffalo clearly wins, you know,
or something like that.
But I don't know.
But silly pans are like not cheap.
Really?
Even still.
Like I tried to find him in bulk and it's like, yeah,
hundreds of dollars for 500 of them.
I was like, okay, I'm not doing that.
Monopoly money's, you know, 10 bucks.
So anyway, yeah, different thoughts like that.
I don't know.
I think we might take a break at least from Lamberts.
I think it's fun.
it's fun. We have our memories. We have our memories. We have our jugs.
But maybe we'll do something else, some other kind of memorable experience.
It seems like the cruise was not anybody's highlight. I don't think it was anybody's like,
oh, it was the worst thing ever. But I was like, uh, we could, we could do something else.
So it feels like that night specifically, we could shake up potentially.
Shake it up. So they call me one shake, lamb birds.
Anyway. Anyway. Any more thoughts? Any more.
I thought we killed CQ's the second night, second session.
Really?
I thought we had just killed it both nights.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Of course we did on the jokes.
The jokes were great.
No, but the way we did.
Oh, that's the timing.
I think, yeah, the first session,
we didn't get done with awards until 10, maybe.
I mean, and the second time we got done with them at like 7.30.
And I think that's why we, why those people did karaoke.
That's why that last night was a little.
That was the way to do it.
I think that's the way to do it.
Shout out our scribes, Maddie and Elizabeth.
Great handwriting from Maddie.
Yeah, great handwriting from Elizabeth.
So they had very distinct looking, both of their handwriting was different.
Elizabeth has like this like all caps looking writing.
Looks pretty cool.
Looks kind of like theatery.
Like kind of like you would see like a movie poster or something.
Maddie has beautiful girl handwriting.
And so I was just like, oh, that that handwriting is really cool.
And Maddie's like, which one?
I was like, this one over here.
she's like, oh, so you don't like my handwriting?
I was like, no, it's great.
It's just not, it just looks normal.
I don't know.
So she's giving me a hard time for that.
That's funny.
Anyway, love you, Maddie.
You're awesome.
Good job.
Anything else?
I don't know.
The trip as a whole was just awesome.
Yeah, it was so just rewarding and fun.
And yeah, it was just awesome.
And just the aftermath has been great.
I mean, just yesterday, I get a, I see a text in the group me,
session two, I believe, come through
and Alvaro says
permission to be misogynistic
and right after that
a guy shows up at my house to look at my
dryer vent
and so I am then unable to see what comes next
but the whole time I'm having this interaction
my phone is going nuts
and I'm like man
what in the world am I missing out on
like what did Alvaro say
and everyone has something to say about it
which is just hilarious
permission to be massaginistic
and I'm just third
35 text in a minute.
Hilarious text going back and forth in the group mees.
I mean, just unreal.
Unreal memes.
Unreal like captions.
Yeah, just like, no one lets you get away with anything.
Like, we've gotten to the point of the group meet where now, it'll show you if someone's
typing.
If you take too long to type your next text, people will make fun of you.
Just say it, Jake.
Hey, you got it, Haley.
No, be confident.
Jake must be cooking up something real good way he's taking so much time to type this out.
It's like, I was trying to spend all this to.
Rachel because I'm like, it's so fun. It's so funny, but I'm like, it reminds me
permission to be massaginous. It reminds me of like male best friends, like the way
we're all making fun of each other. Rarely do you see this like, I feel like in a female
group text, especially among people who probably know each other for a week. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's great. The gloves are off. Yeah. You can get made fun for anything. I mean,
spelling errors are getting made fun of left. Oh, the easiest little, I mean, I said van instead of
that. You know, it's like clearly just like a, an iPhone typo. Oh,
Let's get this guy, you know, whatever.
So, good.
Roasting me.
Time is not afraid to even throw it out there.
Oh, no, yeah.
Yeah.
Time is getting zesty.
It's fun.
Before I forget,
football season is coming up.
Ghosty guillotine season is coming up.
It's time to have the draft.
So I want to get this out on Monday's episode.
One big change, Gabe Oliver told me, hey, Yahoo,
which you talk about a thriving business,
Yahoo.
Whoa, whoa, were you going to Yahoo?
Yahoo has a guillotine format.
Okay.
So I no longer have to do it manually for two leagues every night, Monday at midnight.
That's worth it.
I know.
I hate Yahoo.
I've never used it.
But I got my news from it, no three, and I haven't been back.
I think Yahoo Fantasy Football is like the only thing keeping it around.
It feels like.
Yeah, what else are they doing?
Maybe a weather app.
Probably.
I'm sure they're doing it at all.
I don't think they're doing anything noticeable.
Yeah, I don't know how they, they still have their foot in the,
fantasy business, but either way, they have a guillotine format. We're going to try that.
Skip ahead if you're not interested. But anyway, I guess I should double check with you.
Are you free Tuesday and Wednesday? You figured out. It's on my phone. I can just, yeah, whatever.
Yeah. I have nothing that's not important that I can't look at my phone every, you can go for a drive.
Go for a drive. Just a nice drive, dude. Catherine, I got to get out here. I got a drive for the next hour.
Why? Tuesday, football draft. No, I'm fine. Yeah. So central time, the drafts,
two different leagues are going to be tomorrow night, Tuesday at 5.30 p.m. Central, and then Wednesday at
7 p.m. Central. Okay. So choose which league better fits your schedule to draft in. And then
we will post the link to join each league tonight. Tonight, Monday. And they will be first.
Wow, good for you. I think it's the first. Yep, it is. Monday the first. So we'll say at
at 7 p.m. they go live.
I'm using quotation marks right now
because I think every year
they fill up before it actually goes live.
And what I mean by that is we give $15
patrons, 15 minutes heads up,
$10 patrons, 10 minutes heads up,
$5 patrons, you guessed it.
Seven.
We went different ways.
But yeah, that's basically how it works.
So get on Patreon.
If you want to guarantee your spot in a league,
probably become a $15 patron.
Maybe not even a guarantee.
And it's just the demand goes up every year.
I've made some backdoor promises to some people.
I'll say it.
You know,
you meet.
They come on three ghost owners getaway.
Yeah.
And they've won a league before.
And they say,
can I join?
Yeah,
of course, Jason Roble.
Yeah.
Go birds.
Yeah.
So,
yeah.
We'll find.
Yeah,
those are the details.
Hopefully you guys can join.
If not,
I think Ryan Jacobson,
I believe,
ghosty Ryan Jacobson has a league.
There's always some spillover.
I think there's always,
like a Yahoo Survivor.
Oh, I think Cole Ford.
Yeah.
There's plenty of stuff.
And if you're not able to get any of that,
bet the house on the chiefs.
Thank me later.
You're welcome.
You've been watching it?
I think Rachel and I have watched.
So the bummer is that Rachel likes watching it.
So I can't just crank these out when she goes to bed.
Yep.
That happened.
Catherine watched the first one without me.
That's how much she wanted to watch it.
That girl.
It was hot.
I was like,
Paul.
But she has not,
she's not that interested.
So, like, I've, I've sped past her.
You sped?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we've watched four, the six episodes, I think.
Same.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good because it's our team.
Yeah.
I wonder if it would be, yes, I think it is good because it's our team, but I wonder
if it be more interesting if it weren't our team because I think we know so much about it.
We know a lot about it.
We're talking about a chief documentary that came out at ESPN.
Yeah, sorry.
It was read between the lines of.
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so we're on the chief's marketing list.
Yeah, they text us while we were in Gulf Shores wanted to hang out.
Yeah, that's funny.
They, they sent us this care package, dude, it just, Timon.
Just straight leather.
Tymond, do you not catch a football?
Actually, maybe you don't.
No, yeah, not my man.
No.
Dude, they just sent us this football.
It's like this old school.
It's from the brand leatherhead.
And it smells amazing.
And that's all we've been doing in my house is playing catch with the football.
Honestly, it's like, I might, I might, like, frame this football just for the fact that, like,
it's finally making all my dreams come true as a dad because my kids just want to play catch all the time.
They just love.
this ball. So we do this game the last couple nights where they go on the trampoline. I was going to
say all three of them. I have a fourth child, but Henry's too little. Rosie had Ebo. And they go on the
trampoline and they just all yell, I'm open. I'm open. I'm open. And I just throw one over the ball.
And then the ideas that they catch the ball and try to throw it back before they get tackled by the other
two kids. Wow. Fun. Rosie hasn't loved it as much. So I just kind of hand her the ball and she hands
it back to me. But it smells so good. I can't take my eyes off. It's like this old school football.
It's kind of an oblong. Do you think it's a little bit of a
different shape. I don't know. Some of the shape is attractive. I know, dude. But it smells so good that
like, so the other night, Hattie catches the ball is like wrestling around with bow. You know,
and I'm supposed to say, I'm open. They throw it back. So I'm like, I'm open. I'm open. And
howdy like, like, is like on the ground. Bow's on top of her. She like yanks her arms out.
She's getting ready to throw it. She goes, and then she throws it. She just can't not smell this
thing. It's just, it's wonderful, dude. It just feels nice. So good ball. Yeah, some fun times.
So shout of Chiefs.
I'm excited for football season.
That documentary has gotten me pumped for football.
Yeah.
And I think Catherine should watch it just to like, what's the word,
humanize some of those players.
Like the episode where they have like the Christmas party.
Yeah.
It was like, okay, Travis Kelsey is just a sweet guy.
Yeah.
He's just there in a Santa hat.
That's like so Travis Kelsey.
Just be like, I'm going to be the one in the Santa hat.
Yeah.
Other people are in like, you know, velvet red suits.
It's like the owner of the chiefs like in this like really nice thing.
And there's Travis just wearing a Santa hat.
Just being fun.
It's a good time.
It's fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
It's fun.
It's coming back to me now.
Like last year during the draft, I was at Newsies callbacks.
And it was very difficult.
I was like, I was like doing a dance and then going offstage me like, did I miss my chance?
Like, can I go to the bathroom?
Like, I don't know.
And it didn't like help that I was even looking at it because I didn't know any names.
The main advice is like if you want to do what's called auto draft, just make sure before you let them do auto draft.
to just like prioritize a bunch of
quarterbacks because quarterbacks go first and then
all of a sudden you're just left without
those guys but um
I was doing a dance
that's right you're not a dancer
um yep
Isaac Seagulls I had that in my notes
uh karaoke with Tyman dash
Jake proud dad I had that in my notes oh that was fun
Jake was just so I didn't know people were taking
videos I mean there's people have so much footage of me
during karaoke I mean to be fair I didn't I didn't
notice you until later in these videos and I was like
It's fair.
The way you were like,
you did look like a proud dad
watching Tyvon singing songs.
It's phenomenal.
You're just like, yeah, just like, oh.
It's like I've like,
we've rehearsed this at home for the past like
and I'm like doing all the moves.
Right.
Finish each other.
That's what I was going to say.
Good.
Good.
He has a hard time with that part.
Stick the landing.
Yes.
Oh, good.
Yeah, it was great.
I saw you and Lily do some.
What did you guys?
Oh, you guys did Hakuna Matata.
We did.
I was like, you guys got to do more.
That was so fun.
It was funny how, like, you were just, like, pleading with us to do another song.
And then, I mean, it was like, well, it's not like we have to be convinced that hard.
People want it.
Yeah.
What was the song that Lily and Kara did together that was like, it was some goofy.
Man or Muppet.
Man or Muppet.
Man or Muppet?
Is that what you're saying?
Okay.
I've done it with Graydon before.
I had a Greenleaf thing.
It's a fun song.
It was goofy.
Yeah, I hadn't heard it.
It was great, though.
Yeah.
Is it like a self-reful.
reflection song of like what am i i don't know i haven't seen the movie but it's on my list
it's on my list with hundreds of others uh well let's talk about ohio some more sure give us
yeah give us some updates about ohio time and tell us tell us what it looked like day to day
tell us things you learned any highlights any low lights cool yeah yeah i mean kind of kind of recap
what you did there living in a hotel was very interesting like i've never done that for two
months i've never been away from home for two months right but that was it was fun like i got
into the groove. It was fun. I think it was like I really enjoyed the first two weeks like alone
figuring stuff out, but then I really enjoyed the next six weeks with Zach. Like it was. Oh,
that's right, because Zach wasn't there at first. Yeah. So you were solo in a solo hotel. Yeah.
Was that ever like lonely? Did you ever feel that way? Or was it? Kind of. I mean, it was like,
I could call friends. I could, I mean, I don't know. It was, it was kind of nice. Sometimes I wonder
if I'm an introvert secretly. I don't, I don't know. Like I did enjoy it, but also really enjoyed
hang out with Zach. So, yeah, I mean, I wrote down a few things. I'm trying to, like, see what,
see what I have. Was this room, uh, like you and Zach shared a room, yes? Yeah. Yeah, it's like
a one big room and a bathroom, basically. But it's a pretty big hotel room. Like, it didn't
feel claustrophobic. We, we, first floor, second floor? Uh, second. It was nice. Actually, like,
really an ideal, you could just walk in and go up some stairs and get right to the hotel room. Like,
you didn't have to, like, wait for the elevator. I see. That was nice. Not a breakfast? Yeah. Very rarely did I
ever actually eat it because it would be most of the time on set and then like also I don't know
I'm not a huge breakfast guy anyway so it was like the days that we were off I had some though the
waffles are always fun make your own waffle that's fun that's just fun yeah I mean just driving
through Amish country is fun because it's like just over every hill there's a bike or a buggy
and like I said it's like one time just like saw just a little probably like a six-year-old boy
like just steering a horse and buggy
like into a driveway like
into the yard or something like that
I was like that's fun
do you think they have age restrictions on that stuff
I don't know I could be remembering it wrong too
well you know like sometimes it's like you have a farmer's license
right that's true yeah what it would have
like 12 requirements to horse and buggy
I don't know buggy's license yeah I mean
oh almost died with Zach on the way back from the airport
from San Diego so we were like
getting we're on a highway for like 10 minutes
outside the airport um their road the lanes were like closing in we're like going along 60 or 70
miles an hour probably that nice speed for a highway and like by now it's kind of one lane basically
and then because of construction or something like that and this other car the one other car on the road
like tries to merge in just right as we're like getting to the merge spot and so zach has to like
swerve left and we're just like careening through the grass basically whoa like avoiding like cones and
stuff careening yeah i'd say that it's a pretty good word for yeah
It kind of felt like our back wheels were like slight.
It was, we could have flipped, I think.
Dude.
But that was, that was pretty scary.
It was a fun time.
Oh, you got swerved into a grass.
I got cut off super hard just a couple days ago.
Just like a person just straight up didn't see me.
And so just changes lanes like crazy.
I have to, no, no grass careening, but concrete careening.
Yeah.
Concreaning.
And then like, you know, it's all fine, whatever.
And you kind of do the thing where you pull ahead, like, who do we got here?
Yeah, let's peer in and see.
And it is a girl covering her.
face driving because she's so embarrassed
by what she just did. She's covering her face
and then when I pull ahead even more, I can see that there's
another girl sitting shotgun who's like a high school girl
who's just dying laughing. Oh, really?
Like this is such high school. Like, dude, Kayla's
the worst driver. It's so funny.
Meanwhile, my heart's like,
eating at my chest. Oh, my gosh.
Were you ready to like get mad or just like
were you curious?
Oh, no, I wasn't going to do anything, but I was like,
of course not do anything. I didn't know if you were just going to like
what are you doing? Yeah.
Hey!
next time
this is going to be in your face
you look hungry
for a knuckle sandwich
yeah I was just curious
I just like to take some like
yeah some just like data
yeah I'll see who did it this time
who's who's done it
yeah this was white
middle upper class
17 year old
that's the demographic info that I gathered
okay time
some things are down
so you careened
I we care that is crazy though
that's grass careening
that's scary yeah it was
you went in the
grass on the highway.
Like, at a highway speed.
It was pretty scary.
Like, yeah.
I mean, Zach, I just, we were, like, blasting a song, like, full volume.
And it's like, neither of us are going to like, oh, let me turn this down so I can focus
on fixing, like, the drive.
So it was just like, this song was blasting the whole time.
Do you remember the song?
As where it was golden from K-pop demon hunters.
Can somebody explain the K-pop thing?
Wish you didn't ask.
Yeah.
Uh, embarrassing to admit.
K-pop is Korean, like, is a genre.
It's like sci.
It's just like pop.
but kore people i don't know about sai i don't know what he's doing these days but isn't he's not he's not
i don't i don't know i think he's Korean but i don't know if he's like i don't know if he's like i
don't know k-pop are the people that do all the crazy synchronized dances
saw them on amazing race one time
could be some of them some k-f i don't know maybe not like i don't know that much at all
yeah but bt s was like the big band bts yes i've heard of it that i think right this is just like
this netflix movie kind of blew up and the songs are like popular and we were like listening to one
What's one?
Hey,
popular.
Golden is pretty good.
Golden.
It's pretty fire.
Okay.
So,
yeah,
so you guys were like
rock it out
to this song.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
We were like vibed
and then almost dying.
And make him
go back to his trauma,
dude.
Do what's out?
I don't know.
It's pretty accurate.
Yeah.
Um,
I wrote down like just hanging out
with actors is kind of wild
because you'll just like find out
things like,
oh yeah,
my mom was in the office.
Like you're watching the office like,
oh,
my mom was in an episode.
of that or like oh yeah this guy that's like in for a week like as a kind of guest
role like he was in opposite Taylor Swift and love story music video like no dated
Miley Cyrus for some reason like and now he's in the sugar creek yeah that guy that
guy was cool like his name was Justin like yeah way back when dated Miley Cyrus was in
like love story but he's like a solid Christian guy now and like huh it was cool uh that's
awesome yeah that was pretty sweet um but yeah that was the main like big ones like oh the
office and like Taylor Swift. Yeah, wow. That's, that's, uh, yeah. And then we went to Canada,
one of our breaks. Yeah. I was a good time. There was a little Instagram post about that.
Shout to Curtis. Shout to all the boys. That was just, that was so fun. How, you guys just drove up
there? Yeah. It was only like four and a half hours. Really? So we just like, after we wrapped,
it was like 11 p.m. So we just drove, got there at like three and then hung out for two days.
Cool. It was so much fun. That's great. Yeah. Canada. Shout out to Curtis for like getting his, I mean,
he was like already kind of going to hang out with this group of guys and then just like welcomed us
to hang out with him and we had a great time so much fun yeah was it was it like mainly you and zach
as far as like these young guns are just like going to do stuff or did you did you adopt anybody else's
friends we definitely made some friends and riley is our age she was tons of fun to hang out with um
but like as far as like going on adventures it was still typically me and zach okay like there
wasn't many other young people especially not that were like there the whole time there would be
like some day players that would come in that we need players i know fun fun term yeah yeah um but yeah
most like like driving in the middle of the night that was a mean exact thing but yeah i mean i mean
i know you have a lot more notes and i'm ready to hear him i have questions about just filming and
just yeah filming something like this in general yeah what's like the longest or the most times
they had to do a specific scene like how many like how many how many how many how many takes do they always do
or like, do they ever do one that was like 15 times or like some crazy amount?
I have no idea like what to gauge.
I don't know if it's like, yeah, we do every time three, every scene three times and we just do it from there.
Yeah.
That was perfect.
We're not going to do it again.
There's, yeah, there's the occasional.
There's a pretty good spectrum.
I'm going to save the many take story.
The average is like two or three.
It's like everyone knew their lines.
Like we'll get, you know, multiple for safety.
But it's like, as far as like per set up, like then you go in for closer shots.
You go in for like, you usually start wide, start with your wide shot, get all like the blocking down, and then you like go in for coverage, what's called.
Oh.
You cover the scene.
Yeah, there was one, there's been like a couple times it's like, yeah.
Oh, you nailed that.
We're not going to use that for anything else, but that one shot.
So like move on.
One scene, there were these people trying to put like a bag of coins in a safe.
And the safe is like a prop safe.
It's not very like, it's not super sturdy or just like a good safe.
and so that took probably
15 to 20 times
for them to be like
because they had to like shove it in there
and then like before it fell out
like shut the door
and it was like I hope they make us
like super cut of all the filled
that was pretty great
that's like the one I could think of
that was an insane amount of takes
how many times are people laughing on set
in a serious show?
Yeah what are the bloopers like?
I mean it was the vibes were up the whole time
I mean everyone was like joking around
between takes and stuff
but also like it's not like there's
these yeah it's not like a funny show so it's not like they're cracking up at the dialogue like
while filming right are there any jokes anywhere in the script i think so all right yeah i can't think of
any humor yeah but i'm pretty sure there's maybe some funny parts okay um i think it'll be fun like
i feel yeah i feel like lucky because whenever i watch it i'm gonna be like i'm gonna enjoy it so
much more i feel like because i'm like i know like this is the this is how we did this like
this is i could think of what we did that day otherwise like i don't know right i think it'll be
fun. I think it'll be a fun show to watch, though.
Is this a season two or season like...
Season one. Okay. There's a movie
out, though. Okay, so I was just saying, my mom has watched
something. She told me about like Sugar Creek
something. Yeah. And then Bo
the other day brings in this little
Pilgrim's Progress book or something that has
a collection of Sugar Creek something in there
too. So, I don't know what's
going on, but apparently it's people are knowing
about something. We're the only one's not Sugar Creek in. I guess so.
We need to get our Creek on. Yeah.
The movie was pretty popular, I think.
Okay. And this is like, that's
kind of the pilot episode. I see. But it's a movie. Yeah. I'm in episode eight. So look for me as
the reporter named Chandler. I have a line. Let's hear it. Oh, gosh. I don't remember it.
Oh. Dang. It's one of those method actors gets in the, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they didn't give me line.
It was just like, you know, here's a situation. It's riff. So. Oh, really? No, I'm just,
wow. Trust you. Trust you. Yeah. That was fun, though. You did get in the newspaper, though, right?
I did. Local newspaper. Yeah. Back of my head was in there.
Yeah, they were talking about, yeah, they interviewed some people.
That was a lot of fun.
Like, there was one of our, like, best friends on set was Denise.
Sorry, her name is Naomi in the show.
And I'm like, we call her Denomi.
I was kind of threw me up.
But yeah, Denise, Riley's mom, she, like, managed to be,
she was always in the photos, but she was always, like, behind somebody, like, stacked
where you could not see her at all.
That was pretty funny.
Yeah.
Did you see time with story when he was in the newspaper?
Yes.
And I also saw the, like the Daily News.
I was going to say, talk about that for those who don't follow you on Instagram.
Yeah, that was fun.
I, like, forgot about that.
And I put the, like, Sugar Creek newspaper on my story.
And my mom was like, remember when you were in the newspaper the day after you were born?
And I was like, oh, yeah.
So she sent me the picture.
Yeah, like, I guess Olathe was just not full of news that day.
Because, like, in the Olathe news.
Come on time.
And this was big news, buddy.
It was just like, Maria M.
She could have opted for a miles or a, or a Jake, I think it even said.
It's like, but they chose to go with something pretty.
unique and it was just like about how my name was weird basically.
A whole article with photos.
It was like it was like breaking down all the most common names and then there's timing.
Like get a load of this one.
It's way different.
There's a great picture my mom like me like like a candid photo.
Yeah, that was fun.
All right.
What else?
Let me see.
Let me see.
Oh, I.
We went to a like Amish rum spring a party like.
What does that look like?
So it's, it's like a time when you're Amish from when you're like 16 to I guess however long you want to last where you just can like get to do anything you want.
Like it's like, oh, you can try how like the world is to decide if you want to like stay Amish or whatever.
So we got invited to a party where it's like all these Amish kids just like getting drunk basically.
And we just like watched and with them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Engaged in it.
No, but that was just very interesting and very entertaining.
But like because we knew some Amish kids who had like helped on set.
And they were like, come on out.
And so we did.
Were they using phones?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They like the flip phones, though.
Not a lot of smartphones.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's like still kind of middle ground.
I mean, if you haven't seen any phone at all,
flip phone would be awesome.
That's true.
Look at this.
This game's called Snake, dude.
It's amazing.
Brick breaker.
You can play it forever.
Yeah.
So how long do you stay at this party?
How do you know when it's time to go?
We got there like probably 10 and stayed to like 1.30.
Wow.
It was a lot of fun.
They were all like,
It was in the middle of the woods.
And rum spring out.
It was in the middle of the woods.
No venue.
Like a clearing in the woods around a bonfire.
We were like, I mean, when we got there, we're like, any, if it gets weird, we're
going to like go.
Like, we didn't know what to expect.
Wasn't weird already when you just pulled up to a middle of the woods in a bonfire.
Yeah.
No, we were skeptical.
Yeah.
But like, we were ready to go if we needed to.
But we had a ton of fun.
And like, I mean, there's blasting all the greatest hits from like the last 20 years on
this like big speaker.
That's so fun.
What a once had a lifetime opportunity.
Oh, yeah.
I'm never going to bring up that.
It was very interesting.
I try to think what else.
Like,
were they dressed normally?
They'd still have like the pants
that don't have the normal zippers.
Like it was still not,
because I don't think I should use zippers.
A button,
button people?
Wow.
Technology?
Yeah, button people.
No zippers.
Zippers or technology?
I don't know.
I guess you can't manufacture it yourself.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, it's all homemade clothes.
I think they were in those still.
But it wasn't like,
oh, the whole like suspenders
and the hats and stuff.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That was a wild thing.
That was one of the highlights or just biggest memories of it was that party.
I could just imagine you and Zach just,
what was Zach?
Hands in your pockets?
I mean,
we would,
we love just like,
I mean,
it's like these kids are going to get really drunk either way.
So it was just like just kind of messing with them and just like joking around
and they thought everything we said was funny.
It was great.
Yeah,
it was very interesting.
Yeah, Zach loved it.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of anything
I mean I didn't write down a ton of stuff
But I wrote down like I think I wrote this down in Gulf Shores
I was like playing pickleball yesterday has got to be a highlight of the entire last two months because I've missed it so much
Oh yeah
Like that was fun
Just going to Gulf Shores and like realizing I still can play pickleball
Yeah
Yeah that's fun
So many people loved the pickleball
I don't know why that's so surprising to me
But man they love it
Yeah I loved it too
It's a great sport I don't play that much and I play like five times in one week it was great
Yeah
This is awesome
Probably how most people feel like this is my time to play it.
Right.
Loaded it up.
And you can find somebody in every skill set.
Like, yeah.
It's like, okay, I want to play somebody that's better than me.
I want to play somebody that's, you know, my level or beginner or whatever.
I want to sweat all the moisture out of my body, maybe.
Honestly, I did enjoy sweaty.
It was so humid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have been like, yeah, cramping up.
I feel like once again, just biologically like catching up with myself.
It wasn't really cramping up a lot in Gold Shores, but all of a sudden, like, woke up last night
with a huge Charlie Horse in my cat.
Really?
Like, oh,
oh.
Dude, I had that happen to me twice
for the only times of my life
in Ohio.
Really?
In the middle of the night,
just like a terrible cramp
in the calf.
Like, and it only lasted like,
I don't know what the typical time is.
It was like over after like a minute,
but a horrible minute.
That sounds longer than,
no,
it should,
I don't think mine ever lasts more than 10 seconds.
Okay.
Maybe I'm thinking it was longer.
I don't know.
It feels excruciating.
Yeah,
it probably felt a lot longer than it was.
I got one.
I did get one in the ocean
one time we were playing
with like a skip ball.
in the waves and I like go and die for one and I'm like okay that's how people drown right
there like so I just like couldn't move my legs for a second uh anyway crazy times you're the one
that never got cramp never yeah never craps yeah monkey eat banana never yeah yeah kept
hold and got me all those bananas so I'm good yeah you're fine you're fine you have a compression
sleeve but no no cramps no cramps no cramps um that's fun can
Do you have any other, like, gigs coming up?
I don't think so.
I'm just back to...
Pickleball, Pod.
Maybe Johnny used some stuff.
We'll see.
Yeah.
Back to how it was,
which I kind of forgot how it was,
but I'm like,
I'm going to learn back
how I live before Ohio
because it's been so long.
Yeah.
Were you...
Is Braden still unmarried?
Graydon is...
That's I was going to ask.
I was going to say his name properly, though.
Yeah, what...
Sorry.
We've had a lot of Bradens.
You're good.
Yeah.
He, uh, September 26th, is his wedding.
So I'll be kicked out.
So what are you going? Do you have thoughts?
You're going to go back?
I might.
Oh.
Going down south.
I might move, yeah, 45 seconds away from where I currently live.
And Jake's house.
Zach also text me about it.
It was like, hey, I think I might want to move to your lighthouse.
Is it available?
I said, yeah, we got a room available.
He goes, what's rent?
I said, $800.
And he responds with $600 question mark.
The boy is, is, is, is, he said, grinded.
Are you negotiating?
He goes, yeah.
I love it.
Well, don't.
Hey,
hey, don't do that.
Don't ask for a 25% discount immediately.
Zach,
I respect it.
Jake needs tenants, you know.
That's amazing.
It's so good.
Yeah, didn't say anything else.
600 cash?
Yeah.
Cash is king, baby.
600 today, maybe.
Yeah.
What if I give it to you all right now?
What if he said that?
What if I gave you?
What is that?
$6.600 right now.
I would say the price is $8,600 right now.
hundred dollars yeah so there it was at the ghosty getaway um and golf shores yeah
gold shores Alabama um and i was just like man i'm tired i didn't get much sleep
then i look over in this corner and i see espresso beans from mainstream roasters i look in
the opposite corner of the room and i see just coffee percolating i'm talking 45 cup carafe
brother yeah careening in that carafe yeah oh baby and i'm just like what else do you need in life
besides mainstream roasters and some good ghosties and i cried a little bit in the corner while i drank
my coffee filled up a carafe with it i filled up a carafe of my tears i filled up carafe with the coffee and
had a good cry and then had a great time and i don't think i don't i don't know for sure it's not proven
but i don't think i would have had as good of a time in my life in gulf shores in alabama with those
ghosties with you, Jake, with you, Tyman, if it weren't for Main Street Roasters, Beans in
my cup.
It's the body of the beans.
It's the body.
We each have a roll.
The arm, the leg, the beans, the mouth, the carafe.
Craft's a new word for me.
If you're out there like me, if you're also a newborn caraf, struggling to get your footing,
take some Main Street Roosters coffee, pour it in a carafe, drink it, you'll have your footing.
You'll be sturdy.
You'll be fine.
Like an ox.
yes a sturdy giraffe or craft is an ox
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but yeah that was funny so that'll be fun
like I'm tentatively planning on that
I didn't know I was like afraid to say that word
because I don't want to go tentatively tentatively
you know what I learned recently is mischievous in
mischievous are two different words.
Did you learn that this morning or last night when Rachel got home from her party?
Because Catherine was complaining about today.
Oh, really? No, this is unrelated.
Oh, really? That's funny. Go ahead.
They're not two different words, are they?
I don't know.
I didn't know this is just the way you're supposed to say it, but everyone says mischievous.
Oh, mischievous is just incorrect.
Let's look it up. Let's have a moment in silence and figure it out.
Let me be humble enough to say I'm not positive.
No, I'm Google it. Just think about it.
No, I'm just going to do this. I'm going to, I'm going to fly text.
Swipe text.
Swipe text group.
Miss.
Ooh.
Mischievous.
Yeah, I think,
so Catherine and Rachel went to that.
Mischievous is not a word.
Okay.
That makes sense.
That party.
Back to school party.
Yeah,
it was so fun.
And so they had a spelling bee.
She was like,
and Rachel won, of course.
She was like,
I lost Rachel.
Yeah,
Rachel cleaned up.
She won everything except for 2005 pop culture.
She won every category.
She's young enough, but like, but Morgan pronounced the word mischievous, and that's not how you spell it or something like that.
I was like, well, that's your fault.
That's too bad.
She said the words were hard, though.
Bureaucracy.
Yeah.
Silhouette, mischievous.
Mischievous.
I can see now, like reading it, it does kind of trick your eye to think there's another eye in there for some reason.
Like I can see it looking like mischievous.
Like the second part of the V.
Yeah.
Mischievous.
I don't know what I say though
I guess I'm not using that word very much
tentatively it feels almost like
it's one of those things where like if you say it right
people kind of roll their eyes at you like come on
dude yeah say it like you're not
British yeah don't like kind of like
when you pronounce things like in the in like
the Spanish form of the word yeah
come on bro don't say whom just say who
just we don't know the right version
don't say hello this is he
don't do that this is he yeah
but yeah the party sounded fun
and Rachel came home she was feeling good
She's like, I cleaned up.
She's like, I spelled every word right.
I got all the math right.
Yeah.
She's a champion.
I was like, you ain't too bad, Coop.
Come on, Coop.
Oh, Coop.
I see you, Coop.
Iowa education.
Yeah, putting those two master's degrees to work.
Because you had algebra problems to figure out tonight.
What was the one that Catherine?
I don't remember.
She said she had a hard time with one of the math problems.
And I was like, and I answered?
I was like, yeah, that's right.
Confused me on it.
Yeah, Rachel brought home or homework we were looking at it last night.
It's fun.
It's a fun little party for the ladies.
That's fun.
Since this has kind of been the getaway recap episode, should we end it with a little reverse singing?
Let's do it.
I'm down.
I'm done.
I have the, what if we just did?
You have the app.
I'm assuming time in.
I do.
I do.
I thought it's home screen.
Time's like, yep, it's my shortcut.
I'm pretty sure I have the app on here.
We could just like, do you have it on yours?
I have it on mine.
We could just, like, kind of go around.
Like, it's not like we have to use the same phone, right?
We can just, you play it backwards and I try to sing it.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
What if we did, like, telephone?
So one person always leaves through, that's kind of fun.
No, just like, see how ridiculous it sounds after multiple times through.
Oh, I see.
We never play it back.
I like that.
Yes.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
Normally.
And then you go, like, reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse, and everyone does their best.
And you see how far.
Let's just start.
Let's start simple.
Yeah.
We might do this again Wednesday because let's just start simple.
Time in imps.
All right.
So now you, listen to this.
That seems pretty tough.
I know.
Ready?
Listen to it again.
Shmate.
And name me ask.
You need one more time?
Sure.
shh me me yatch that sounded pretty good was it yeah i don't know this this all right here now it's
oh wait my me yeah that's pretty good okay so now you have to say that you have to say that
so you have to say it a little bit or should time i should play mine forwards and timing has to mimic
mine forwards yeah i like that we see how far off it gets right that's what i'm saying okay so play it forwards
shh meh miami yots wait no that's backwards uh well playing my most recent one for it this is
yeah yeah play one more time and i'll go for it oh i see
shh me men ami yotch
shu me winemi yotch
think you threw a w in there i might have
shh meh may winamiotch i said winemiotch
okay so now do i see it sounds so you try to do what time it does now
do i want to see how mine sounds right now sure yeah
fun.
Okay, so I'm playing the, so I'm playing the, so play what I'm supposed to say.
Yeah, yeah.
Shmah, we name yotch.
Shmei, we name yatch.
A little song.
The last name is still there.
M'sh, yeah.
M's could be guessed by someone that wasn't in this room.
Shmay is nice.
Okay, so now I.
shhmei wenami yatch
shmei we're good
I think we're
yeah we got it we got it was one last time
should we do a song
yeah do a little
yeah um
this one's going to be hard
okay go for it
it's just going to be hard because it's a lot of
so wake me up when it's all over
I mean you have to go next
okay
go lost
it's creepy
it always sounds like it's like a rain dance
Lavahoe or something
have lost
go one more
and I'll just go for it I'll send it
send it
I kind of slurbed it
I kind of slurred it together a lot
hopefully the melody's there
Not a single word
But kind of the tune
Kind of the tune
A little bit close enough if you knew it
Uh huh
All right played for me
All right
One more time
Yep
Oh, my address the best of us.
Oh,
Vox is a way so-sa.
All right,
Super close.
But that...
We're far off.
All right, give it to me.
Give it.
Is it a happy birthday?
Yeah.
Let me do it.
I'll complete the circle.
Okay.
Okay.
That sounds pretty perfect.
Yeah, we lost it.
Perfect, dude.
It's like Evichi's in the room.
All right, I'll start it, let you guys, you know, do better.
It's like Avichie's in the room.
If you went to heaven, then...
Yeah, come on.
All right.
And a happy new year.
Nice.
That's Hebrew.
Let me do one more time.
I'll do it.
Great.
That was pretty good.
Oh, time is good, dude.
The tune is kind of there.
Yeah.
Wow.
Jake, want to try?
Yeah, back to the top.
Great.
Green new knee, hi, brine.
Yeah.
Green, new knee, hi, for day.
Neenumi hi,
and here's what it sounds like.
New Year.
is kind of in there.
I think that's what the guys would sound
after a few too many hours
at the Rum Springer.
I am here near here.
If I don't see you at December 31st.
Happy New Year.
You and Zach
have been...
You guys are great.
I want to buy you guys in my wedding.
I'll even send a buggy for you.
2026.
It's going to be...
Am a hand.
New Year.
Jugs up, do that.
I love you guys.
Can I say that? We don't say that enough.
Good so.
I see we got any reviews.
We got some reviews, baby.
All right.
We got some reviews, baby.
This one says,
The Best Talk Show in town.
From gotta have faith.
I've listened to Jake and Brad
turned the everyday mundane events
of life into hilarious stories
since early 2020.
Just like my fellow ghosties,
I can't wait for Monday and Wednesday
to roll around
so I can catch up with the boys
and hear what they've been up to.
If you're looking for clean, relatable, hilarity,
and two guys who you almost immediately
form a strong parisocial relationship with
like I have, look no further than the ghost hunters.
Thank you for using your God-given talents
to bring joy and laughter to many of us week after
week, boys. Thank you, Faith. Thank you. Sorry, got to have faith. Got to have faith.
Jenny from Massachusetts, we're at the five-star review. My mortgage-free pump-up track.
My husband and I are almost finished restoring an old house with the goal of selling it and buying
our next house without a mortgage with three little boys underfoot. Getting house projects done
usually happens in the hours of 9 p.m. to 3 a.m. It is exhausting and sometimes I get really
discouraged, but you guys keep me laughing during late nights of plastering, painting, and pulling wires
through crawl spaces. Nice alliteration. I know I couldn't have done it without Brad and Jake in my
headphones keeping me pumped up. Thanks guys. Love that. Love that. Keep pumping. Keep plustering.
Pump it up. Keep painting and pulling the wires. So. Have a happy new year. Have a happy new
year. Thank you for reviews and the Spotify comments. I think a lot of Spotify comments.
A lot of Spotify. I love those. Pump it up. Brad, did you like to end this episode with a jingle?
I do. I send it to you, Timon, or Jay,
whoever's connected.
Tommy, if you know the song,
we can tag team.
We can pump.
Oh, is it ready?
It's kind of not to say tag team
because half the people come to these getaways.
They're all so northern.
Wisconsin.
Yeah.
Minnesota.
Pennsylvania.
Yeah, it's a nice goody bag.
Yeah, Flint, Michigan.
Flint.
Yeah, just outside of Greenback.
Was it right here?
I think it starts right away.
Oh, got you.
I'll give you a little three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
It's just a dead rat in my dryer.
Away from my family
Alone on Christmas Day
And it looks like it may have caught on fire
Not in Kentucky
But I'm here with Brad and Jacob
Wish I could mow my own house
And burn this one down
I started way too high
Whoa
Whoa
my head in the clouds.
I've got to cool down.
You want to sing it, Tyman?
Dead red in my dryer.
Time is back.
Dead right in my dryer.
It's dead in my trier.
Dyer.
Dead right in my dryer.
I don't know the verse is to go back.
Looks like a rat, but he's a flame.
So Bridey can burn your eyes.
Better look the other way.
The Ghost Wars podcast continues to amaze.
Pods on top of the world.
But wait, I'm about to hurl.
Say, oh, why couldn't it just be a mouse?
Oh, I could just want to drown.
Drown
Oh, whoa
Ha
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha
Turned it
on to
Drima gown
Oh you should hear
the sound
Yeah
Dead rat in my
Tryer
Dryer
Dead Brut in my
Troyer
It's
Dead in my trial
It's dead in my trial
Tryer
Yeah
Dead
Ride in my try
I've heard my name
Five times
It goes to laugh as I almost cry
Watch the rat as it's lighting up the night
Nobody knows that I'm a lonely boy
Not in close to Illinois
But I'm gonna let it burn
Burn baby burn baby
Damn rat in my trial
Dead ride in my dryer
It's dead rat in my dryer
Dead rat
Dead rat
Dead rat.
So that was that one time
we did the review of the week
about that dead rat.
And that's what that talks about.
Christopher Showalter wrote this jingle for us about it.
Seashow.
Shout to Christopher Showalter.
Good singing boys.
That sounded tough.
Yeah, started off.
A little hot.
My voice is somewhat back,
but man's not that back.
Ain't that back.
That back.
It ain't ever been that back.
You know what I'm saying?
Time is back.
Time's back, though.
Time's back.
Okay.
Well, we'll see you guys Wednesday.
Thanks for listening again.
Mark your cows.
for next year and have a happy new year
and we'll see in the ghost of guating league
signups drop tonight
645 for $15 patrons
Can I give a quick shout out to Rosalyn
Helmuth? She's ordered
some merch. Thank you Roslyn
ghostroids.combe. Hey.
Hey Rossum Helmuth
with this order.
Yeah! Yeah!
That's it! We love you guys.
See you Wednesday.
Oh, so this for it's pocket.
I'm for a podcast.