Ghostrunners - 468 - The Mrs. Doubtfire of Pickleball

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

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You plan to match your... Holy crap. Bottle and shirt? Yeah. It's fall. It's a nice looking... Holy cow. It's really similar. I mean, it's real close.

You remember Orbit Sweet Mint? Yeah. Yeah, the Orbit Sweetman of shirts on right now. Best gum flavor I've ever had. You ever chew five gum? Not... I never purchased. Me neither. Too scared.

Really? Their commercials were scary. I don't remember their commercials very well. What? That's all I know about Five Gum. I feel like I was, it's kind of crazy to think that there was commercials for gum back in the day. Orbit was like, remember the ones about you lent liquor. Yeah, that's right.

That was Orbit, like dirty mouth, clean it up. Yeah, that was a good commercial. Five Gum took a very interesting approach. I mean, I kind of, once you say something, I think I'll remember it. I don't even know what to compare it to. I've never seen like another like product in an industry take the approach. like hey you know what no one's doing in this category is like making i don't know how to describe it it was like spooky serious dark and like sensory it would be like almost like asmr of like

goosebumps forming on someone's arm and then they were like the base would start to come in and you would see these beads like bouncing i i remember the beads and then like rain would start to fall yes and they're just like sprinting through the rain and then like they're like they go to this door, and they're in outer space. Music goes out, back in, zoom, zun, zun, it was just, like, weird. It's like, there was no dialogue. And then that makes you, of course, want gum.

All that to say. This is the five gum experience. They would say something like that. Okay. Are we recording? Sure. Yeah, this is all part of it. Chew five gum, yeah, is what it was.

Chew five gum. Yeah. Wasn't like how it feels the two five gum. That's what it is. Yeah. The millennial in the room gets it. You've seen this? I've only heard, like, I've seen memes that say how it feels the two five gum.

Really? I haven't seen. These ads sound sick. It's very hard to describe. I realize if you're in a room with someone who doesn't know how to do it. But that's it. The beads got me for some reason. I recognize the bead because the beads kind of came out of nowhere. Liquid beads? It was like, yeah, everything was just like gray, I feel like. It was like interior design of Chipotle, but if you threw it into like AI like four years ago or like generate me an image. Very industrial. We can't really do it great. Okay. But it's going to be gray. From what you're describing, I think I'm a fan. I think this sounds cool with like the beads and the running through the rain.

Sounds cool. Does it sound sick like slavery did to you? Sounds pretty sick. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, my water bottle matches. Isaac got me this for my birthday and Rachel got me this for my birthday. So they must have been in cahoots. What brand are we talking there on that shirt?

This, what we got? Built. Built. Okay. It looks good. It looks like it's like one point. Two-five thickness. It feels thick.

Like, it looks like just a little bit thicker in a nice way. I won't make it to the end of the episode with this on. No, of course not. No, it was 56 this morning. What do you think? How do you feel? I don't hate it because it's new. I don't want this every day, though.

Good point. Yeah. I think I like the early morning, cold, you know, nice little chill, but by the afternoon you have confidence, it's not going to still feel this way. Yeah. You know? That's nice. Like, I don't want, I don't want 50s all day, which I think is coming.

sooner than we want. Wow. Hello, Fall. What were you going to start the episode with? Two pays. Two pays. I feel like two pays were like a thing back when Five Gum was killing it. I think I learned about two pays from a weird owl song.

And that's the second time I've said that sentence today. Oh, that exact sentence. Well, I learned about that from a weird owl song. What was the other one? What was it? Rachel said something earlier. I'll think of it. But yeah, he had a, um,

da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, too pay. I bought on even. Oh, okay. Yeah, something, he bought someone's two pay. I'm like, got to get to bottom of this. I got to figure out. Where's the closest encyclopedia?

Two pay. What's, so more than one? I wonder how much one would have set him back. Okay. And then, yeah, who's paying for it? Why do they call it that? I have Apple pay. They don't have two pay.

So, yeah, I was just driving through by the price chopper parking lot earlier, like literally 10 minutes ago. And this guy looked like, he had a toupee, but I wasn't positive. And I also thought to myself, do people still do toupees? Two pays felt like it was like the classic, like there was quicksand and then there was whatever, something else. And then there were two pays in like the hilarious like 90s comedy movie. Like the principal had a two pay the whole time and it flies off in the wind. Yeah,

classic schstick. You know, but you're familiar with two pays, Simon? I think I learned about them from the Captain Underpants books. Oh, good books, dude. Because the guy that was Captain Underpants at a toupee. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this guy just, he looked too old for having that kind of hair. And so, therefore, is it a compliment if you think somebody has a toupee and they don't? Or is it almost an insult that way? That was where I was going to start the episode. Let's think. All right. One version is, dude, I just want to say, yeah, I think your toupee blends in really well. No. Well, thanks. Well, most people wouldn't, most people wouldn't notice. it. I notice it. I'm like, look, I know how to look for it. It looks nice. It, I don't know. It's not

a toupee, though. It's just, that's just my natural. It's like brownish orange. That's just my natural hair. You have kind of a racing strike in the middle. It's a different color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was lying. Naturally shiny hair. Yeah, it actually doesn't blend it at all. I just gave my haircut every single day, so it never changed it. Right. So that was one version. Yeah. And now the other version would be, wait. How am I supposed to respond to this one. I guess because I never, I never bring it up. Oh, hey, dude. Hey. Hey, man. You're just looking at the top of the place. Dude, that's crazy. Yeah. Do you, do you get worried in the wind or you feel pretty good about, uh, everything? Just stare at somebody's hair. That's good. Um, I don't

know. I just, I saw this guy and then I saw another guy. So I drove past Price Chopper to go to Ace hardware. There's another guy who did that this is what made me think is it an insult to think you have a toupee and you don't. Because this guy, I'm almost positive. That was just real hair, but it looked like a toupee. She's like thin and just bad haircut, basically. Yeah. I feel like this is a question for the ladies. Do you want someone to notice your, you have hair extensions? Yeah, it's a good point. We were the last time I shot with, I think, Morgan Noonan. We were there. You were there telling him. And she's like, hey, real quick, can you see that I had, you know, I'm like, I'm not the guy for this. I have no.

idea looks great to us i think yeah can you see the you know some new terminology i've never heard of yeah could you see the ramparts the ramparts which is a part francis scott key all right can you see my rockets red glaring are they red glaring why i say ramparts it was that unique of a word uh you're you're you used to do like computer software things or hardware so you're like hey so you got ramp parts you got the you know the mouse hardware parts you grew up on a farm you saw some ramp parts yeah dude yeah we had angus and ram boy boy sheep what kind of ranch you got uh we're we're ram family ram yeah oh you like drive big trucks no just uh just uh just raising up nothing but ram seed some horn sheep over here yeah

they're horny for a reason if you know what i mean uh oh oh oh i do i think this tight beat means that That's going down with some random thoughts And white meat, too Then West best friends Eating fast food on repeat So come along Let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet Because this is a ghost on this podcast

Every morning morning You're taking around Ghost on this podcast That's that That's that intro That was good I don't know where my drink is Would I bring my drink in?

I never saw your drink. probably wouldn't match your shirt, I'll tell you that. Well, that's concerning. All right, go get it. No, no. I swore I brought it in. Maybe I didn't. That's right.

Two pays, though. You want to keep talking about them? Well, it just feels like people aren't doing them these days because they're going for the extension route. Or the, uh, not the extension, the transplant. People are going for that. Or it is shave, I think. Like, why are we hanging on to this? That's what I'm saying.

If you go, if you go toupee, you have to, like, like just disappear from people or start a new life or everyone's going to know it's a toupee or hats you see a lot of guys wearing hats okay what's your point with that have you notice this brad yeah guys wear hats sometimes have you heard that the hats are supposed to make you like more likely to be bald because i think the sun's not hitting your head and so therefore oh it's because of the sun i don't know about the sun but like maybe not the sun take out the sun okay but think about like where you wear socks you're never hairy down there down there like on your feet yeah i i don't know i'm good with that i mean yeah if you're

like pushing your hair back every day you know maybe yeah i thought it was like a jojo siwa situation where like she tied her hair back and opponent till like every day for eight years and then she like balded yeah wait that's that's i think yeah the girls like you can't that's what i thought you were gonna say because like the hat maybe it's like pulling your hair back oh so i should just like make sure when i do my just make sure i push it down And it's fine. I used to always do that. I used to, like, I used to think it was cool with my hair.

Have your hair down there? Yeah, you could see my hair a little bit. And then, yeah, every boy goes through this. And then your dad eventually is like, hey, there's a right where to wear a hat, son. You had to talk with your dad. He had to talk with me, 13. Yeah. Made sense.

But yeah, I feel like you just, if you're on Instagram, when you see it, you notice, like, wait, I've never seen that guy. Like, I follow the girl on every now that she'll post her husband. husband and every single time he's wearing a hat. He's thinking about a toupee. And right now the hat is a ghost runner for him. It's time to just shave at that point. Yeah, bald is cool. If the right famous person

is bald, then I think it's good culturally to be bald. Like Michael Jordan back the day, I wanted to be bald because he was so bald. Well, who are our bald icons currently? Rock. Rock. There's rock. calling him rock

um who else I don't know who else is bald clean oh yeah clean clean rock um tried that Jordan's still bald

Jordan's still bald yeah so rock clean bull um um Obama have hair

Bama Bama's got hair Bama's got hair yeah I don't know man oh will smith's wife jada jade jade jade there's bomb no no not bomb jade jade rock clean it's a g-i jane joke that was still so wild yeah why did he do that he really snapped have you seen speaking of him snapping you've seen his recent song will smith has a song time and pull this up yep i think it's uh let me get some headphones let me think if i can remember off the top of my head he came out this

ago. I like pretty girls. I think that's the chorus. Okay. Okay. I'm listening. It's loading right now. It played in parts because of copyright. So give us four seconds at a time, skip ahead. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, old like literally this. It's a little like talking part of the music video. I didn't expect that. Right, 90s of him. I like pretty girl. All right. What do you think of that? He's so back. Dude, it's like he never left.

How old is he? He's got to be... 55? Yeah, too old to be saying I like pretty girls. I like pretty girls. Maybe it's to say, hey, once, you know... Once a pretty girl lover, always a pretty girl lover.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes old people like pretty girls even more than young people. It's like calm down a little bit. Time to skip ahead. Let's find another part. I'm about to do some investing. I'll spend it on you. in your bestie now that well i was a little on the fence and then that got me dude

it reminds me of the ludicrous in baby where i can just you know his verse in that right ever i didn't see him record it yeah but i imagine his mouth was just so agape the whole time he did that verse which what part um starbucks oh yeah most of it i was like how big was your mouth open while he did that that's what in best dang Get you into something for your best, eh? So is this like a, does it seem like it was just a single, or is Will Smith putting out an album? Does anybody do an album anymore?

Does that sound like I'm an old person for saying that? I watch the album. Hey, what is it going to come up with the B sides? Oh, I remember back in the day writing my sweet darling a letter and saying, have you listened to the latest album? Now, I don't. It's just singles and the occasional EP. Listen here.

Have you seen Will Smith's freestyle? the other viral one? It's worse. All right. Show us that. And by the way, the word freestyle has been annoying me

for 20 years now. I've never understood. Yeah, exactly. A rapper gets to call it a freestyle if it's something they prepared and have been working on for months. I think, is freestyle just a word for,

like, the beats just less interesting? Because that's what I've kind of discovered. I don't know what to call it. Because a song is like, oh, there's like different parts to the music of it. But a freestyle is just,

well, it sounds the same the whole time. But I still prepare. It's not on the spot. It's not a freestyle. It's not a improvised song. It's a written verse with, yeah, with not a lot going on. Yeah. Anyway, it's pretty bad.

Here's, here's that. I just bite off more than I can chew. Then I chew it. Yeah, y'all jokes thought I blew it. I pulled to pin out a grenade on purpose when I do it. All right. Hey, we're trying to get kicked off YouTube. Who's coming for us?

That one, time. What was that first line? then, man, I blew it. People saying that I blew it. I'll tell you what I do. Get off more than, and then I chew it. Chew and then I chew it. I just bite off more than I can chew than I chew it.

He's talking his smack, dude. The guy's made it. He's doing just fine. He's like, I don't need, I don't, people saying I blew it, I didn't blow it. Tell you why I'm a little hungry. Maybe now. Ready to chew something. I'm ready to chew something.

How much you're chewing, I'll take off more and I'll chew it. And the next line is, I pulled the pin out the grenade on purpose when I threw it. Oh, it's a A-A-A rhyme scheme. Blue it, chew it, through it. I'm still kind of hung up on the idea that are all freestyles truly rehearsed, do you think? Everyone I've ever seen when it's like, hey, so-and-so freestyle on sway in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never, I mean, it's like, oh, no, that's just from his song.

why do we call it a freestyle we need a rapper to tell us because like what about like the rap battles you think those are those I'm not super familiar with but I feel like those are probably more freestyled yeah even then if you know who you're battling you probably come in with some punchlines yeah yeah you at least have like some like go-to like maybe I'll make up half of it on the spot half of it not I was just kind of tripped up there's that one guy Harry Mac now that guy that's freestyle that guy's crazy talented it's insane

seen him i don't know i don't know if i i don't know i don't know if i don't know i'm not willing to say if he's the one that comes up and he's like hey can i's rap about you or something is he that guy who's doing on the street he does it on like chat roulette he like does it online a lot like that's where his videos really went viral yeah i don't maybe i've seen stuff like stuff best i've ever seen always enjoy that kind of stuff but i like pretty girls uh before i get too far into this episode i do want to make sure i promise my son beau that i would tell everyone on the podcast. He even made me remind he reminded me again today.

Big news in our house is we got a basketball hoop on Monday. Yes, he did. $20 Facebook Marketplace special. Yeah. It just is nothing special, but we were there for the unboxing. Yeah. I was like, hey, I need some help, you know, taking this out of my truck. Also, like, didn't really think that much of it. Surprise, surprise, when I was

like going to transport it. I figured the best way was just to put it on its side and have it like hanging over the side of my truck. So my truck went from like normal width to like width plus you know two feet for the basketball goal no problem just worked out just fine uh but bow has made 93 shots on the basketball he still counted he still counting so when i left your driveway he was at four yeah he's doing it man he's he's out there i mean he was out there like first thing in the morning i think tuesday like but he literally didn't have pants on he's just great and like his long uh pajama shirt and just shooting hoops like

with his little ball and yeah just having a blast so that's awesome dad tell everyone on the podcast how many shots i've made so we're going 93 shots without being lifted up correct yeah he has not counted the lift up shots so good um that's that's been kind of the big news in our family these days i bet so yeah does that make you excited like look at him go like he's like dude fired up to get better i just in general like i've had a harder time uh like doing work at my house recently than ever before because haddy is fun to play like catch with like she wants to she got this like random she went to a parade on monday and got this little frisbee and she's like decently good at throwing the frisbee and so like we throw the frisbee and i'm like five minutes

i'll throw the frisbee and then i go back to work and like 15 minutes later we're just we're doing all sorts of tricks i was like see if you can catch this big arc one you know all these different things um so she's really fun yeah rosy and henry i like frisbee girls girls uh rosy and henry even want to play on the basketball hoop. So yeah, it's just fun. I'm just excited. I thought of outdoor living. Like I think Catherine's like, finally Brad has somebody that he could play with. Catherine's never been one. I mean, she'll try to entertain me and like play catch with the football or something, but she does not enjoy it. Yeah, like you like almost like you're breaking out of your forest gump little like braces. The Titanic, it's been 84 years. Since I've last done a jump shot.

Right. Thank you kids. Truly. It's pretty exciting. So, yeah. Yeah, Bo just got, can we, can we shoot hoops? Can you shoot with me? I'm like, yes. He's still going full-sized ball, marble ball? No, he's doing the tiny little ball. That's great. Yeah, it is.

I need to get him like, so all I have is like a big ball, like a full-sized ball. And I need to get one that's his size so that he can get used to shooting with the normal ball. But one thing at a time. Right now I just want him to like it. Like that's the main goal. It's just like, enjoy just doing it by yourself. And I even noticed them the other day, dude, this was like so excited for me. I noticed him like, I don't.

I didn't ask him what it was. And I was at the grill and he was shooting hoops. So I didn't want to distract him or anything. But he was like talking to himself, like looking back, like, like, nodding and then turning around and shooting it and then like saying something. Like it was like he was role playing basically. And I used to do that all the time. Oh, yeah.

Three, two, one. I have no idea what, what he thinks like the dialogue would be in basketball. But whatever it is, he's like imagining that something while he's shooting. Yeah. What if he's based it off of space jam? He's got that to go off of. Very good point. could be so you should mic him up sometime did he when you were there because you were over there for

like 30 45 minutes the other day shooting with this uh did he come back out in his space jam jersey then okay at one point he like ran out and came back with the space jam and like his arm bands his headband and everything he looked like elmer fudd honestly he just looked he looked like elmer fud's character on space jam because when i left his arm was still hurting him after the big dunk oh that's right dude yeah i emptied out all like the water and stuff from the base of the basketball hoop so it's easier to move and yeah he wanted me to lift him up and dunk it and he grabbed onto the hoop and like pulled it down and he just Shaquille kneeled that thing just took it down with his left arm and so the gold just falls on yeah you catch it up i'm like oh yeah you're doing

good buddy yeah he was freaking out about that but no he's fine all right he's good now he's recovered Yeah. Honestly, it's crazy how quickly kids recover from everything. Yeah, that's good. I would have five torn ACLs by now if I did the things. It stinks. It's catching up 34 now. Everything just takes a little longer. I couldn't dunk and pull it down. It'd be okay. I couldn't. I know. You get nervous, you know. Look at timing. Yeah, timing. You're done. His arms healed. You're cooked. How long is that cast going to be there, buddy? I'm not exactly sure. I think a few more weeks at least, though. Okay. Yeah. I'm learning. I'm like,

getting better at, I'm trying not to use the arm that much, but like I'm getting a lot more, like, dexterous, is that the word? Dexterity. More dexterity. Is, could I say more, I'm getting more dexterous? That sounds like an artificial sweetener. Yes, it is. Yep, because they put that in five gum. Being able to use both hands, you're ambidextrous, right? Maybe. Um, yeah. Am I making that up? No, no, that's, that's exact. Well, so if I're, bisexual, I think. By dexterous. By dexterous. Yes. So my. Hand is ambisexual. If you can do them both equally.

Okay. Cool. Dexterous. Yeah, I don't know if that's a word by itself or not. Because dexterity is real. We know that. That is a thing.

That is true. But ambidextrous is a word. We know that's real. It seems like it should be. Dexterous. Yeah. Showing or having skill, especially with the hands.

Oh, specifically with the hands. Okay, cool. So your arm, don't say dexterous. You're right. People will call you out for that. Is it getting annoying? Like, are you,

is it ever an itch? crazy? It hasn't yet. I'm glad of that. I don't know if it was, it's going to, but it's been fine. It's a little knowing, like, I'm, I got a waterproof cast, so I can't shower with it, but it like, water does kind of get in there and it takes a little while to it. Can I have to, like, let it seep out. Yeah, a little greenhouse in there. It takes a lot longer to dry off, but it's all good. So you still, you just go straight cast in the shower? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's, it's, it's worth it to not have to, like, hold my arm up and, or like, put a big bag on it, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It's also,

nice to like, I still feel like it's clean instead of like, oh, I've just kept it out of water for two weeks and it's just been nasty. True point. Yeah. True point. Good point. True, true, true point. Hey, true point. Good point. Oh, Timon. There's something else. Derek yesterday, great opinion. He's like,

hey, did Timon talk to you? I was like, no. He's like, about the light he bought? I was like, no. Tim and I don't talk lights super often. Did Timon tell you about the light he bought? You did. Yeah. Well, he told me about it before he made sure it was a good idea.

And what did you think? I thought it would illuminate the room. He told me what he was looking for and he told me what a like is. I said, listen, you're a bright kid, you figured out. You know? I led him, I LED'd him to the right one. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's pretty fun. That's kind of funny that Derek was like, well, so he told you, right? Yeah, he's like, it's time I tell you about the light you about. I just was thinking, like, who's in my contacts that might ever need this light to, like, rent it from me. I was like, just FYI, I got this light. So I told Brad, obviously. For, yeah, filming, Bose, dunks. Yeah.

Yeah, I got like a 1,200, I don't know, 1,200 watt. It's a pretty bright light, kind of cool. Loomans. What did you say over there? I've voice cracked on lumens. Lumens. I don't know what, I don't know what Lumens it is. I'm going to look it up.

More watts or more dollars that you spent on it? More dollars. Wow. That's why I'm kind of like Trying to rent it out ideally Yeah Okay, that's a good light How many dollars exactly

Does one light cost? This light was $1,800 But Guys, guys Before you flip out I got it from Isaac in Ohio And then he used it for four of the weeks In Ohio renting it from me

So that was nice already Like basically he sold it to me And then rented it back For like a month So that was nice That's some Steve Coop kind of business right there. He knew that he needed it, so he had you buy it and then rented it from you? So he was going to get rid of it. And I was like, I'll buy it. And then he was like, well, since it's still here, might as well rent it from you. That was kind of how it went.

So you've already made a little money off this light. Eh, not quite. It's like the rental for this show was like basically the day rate, but for a week. So it's like, that doesn't tell us how much you made at all. 800 bucks back. Oh, yeah. Not bad. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm looking to make more back. Okay. And I'm also like this, basically, I kind of like prematurely bought a light that I will use more in the future, but not like a lot yet. That's why I'm renting it out for now. So it's one light. Yes. Sounds lit. And it, what does it do that makes it better than some of the other lights? You can like light up an entire room if you like shine it through a window. It's like, it's real bright. Let me

look up how many, how many lumens it is. Oh, it's bright. Right. It's pretty bright. It better be. Let's say, okay, it doesn't sell me lumens. It says 86,000 Lux. Do we know what Lux is? I should know what Lux is probably. Pretty nice.

Lux. Either way, congrats on that. Thank you. Would you mind doing like a, I don't know, five, ten second, just like showing of like, here's what it looks like without this light. Here's what it looks like with this light. Like at some point.

not in this episode necessarily even just you can just send it to me personally i'm just very curious like how much lighting makes a difference yeah yeah i should like have a camera set up in the room that's fully dark and it's like i show you how dark it is and then i turn it out to 100 and you see how bright it is turn it up to 86 000 lux yeah wait last week weren't you uh filming something with your with your friends would you guys end up filming oh yeah i was uh so we were just like me and zach were just itching to kind of practice what we've like been learning kind of in ohio to see how we can do it on our own, kind of. So our friend Riley from the show wrote a script

because she likes to write stuff. And then we just, like, filmed it in like two hours. Pretty impressive, I think. I'm impressed at what we filmed in two hours. Like, kind of six pages of dialogue and, like, a typical movie shoots, like, five pages in 12 hours. So I think we did okay. And what's this thing about?

It's about Amish. I think Riley still has Amish on the mind. And so she was like, That was like the things she wanted to write about. It's like a dramatic, I don't think we did it well enough that it could actually be played as like, take it seriously dramatic,

but it's like a dramatic script of a roommate confessing to his roommate he's going to convert to being Amish. Is that allowed? You can go that way with it? I think so. Go back in time. They let you, like, they'll let anybody, like Asian people can be Amish.

I don't know. I don't, I just can't see that happening. You can marry into Amish if you want to. Yeah, do they evangelize as if it's a religious? and like, hey, you know, go out and make disciples. I don't know. I don't know. I kind of doubt it, but I also think that people can convert to being Amish. Like, I think that's a thing.

I don't know who would. I haven't watched any of the Theo Vaughn interview, except for that little clip that Kristen put in our group me from Gulf Shores. Did you watch that? I've been listening to the episode. Okay. I would love somebody to, maybe Tyler Stolson, anybody, to learn how to do that accent of that kid. Yeah, because it's like a Minnesota accent. also with the Pennsylvania Dutch that kind of German twang to it. Right. Yeah. Wild.

There's times where like he can't understand him, not even trying to be funny. Hobby. He's this one that I saw. Rapid. We play a sport and there is the rapid. It's like, what are you saying? It's like, like, like, like, oh, rabbit. He's like, oh, rabbit. He's like rapid. Rapid. Rapid. Yeah. Yeah. Like, just, like, did you experience anything like that? There wasn't a lot of like, oh, I can't understand what you're saying, but definitely like a bit of an accent. Some people definitely more than others. And it came through way more when they would obviously speak in Pennsylvania Dutch. It's like, oh, wow, you're bilingual, which is kind of cool. But it was like, yeah, kind of that accent, but more so just like kind of country.

With a little bit of that. I can't do the, like, Dutch sounding accent. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't even want to try it right now because I don't think I could even get close. But it was wild. Because it's subtle enough. It's not like I'm fully switching accents. It's subtle, but it's also like everyone's all hard to understand.

It's like weird. It's a weird balance of both. I mean, that's what like, yeah, people, first. that area like from Lancaster they're like that's how that's how the Amish people say Lancaster is Lancaster Lancaster I don't know it's just I'm very intrigued so if anybody out there knows how to speak in that accent and wants to send us a video yeah let us know hey Jake it's me Hans what's up Hans not a whole lot what's up with you I I'm doing great I feel like what's

your mind. I'll tell you what's on my mind, Jake. Thanks for asking. I'm here to talk to you about giving pests arrest. And you know how I do it, Jake. How is that? Through signature, pest control. And what are we doing? Giving pests arrest. You're arresting the pest. You're arresting the pest you're putting them in cuffs we cuffed him up we take them out you never see them you sleep and eat and live much better because we give pests arrest that's great okay country brad's coming out the kids are going to love that one hardy if you're listening to this and it's late at night go to bed bow if you're listening to this and you see pests in your bed call sick Pest Control.

I'm turning a little bit Asian. What kind of pest do they deal with? What are some common issues? And where do they deal with them? Well, as you might know, in Salt Lake Valley, where signature pest control is located. It's becoming Black Widow season.

It's becoming yellow jacket season. Wasp the pesky. Pesky pests. Give them a rest. Give them a pesky rest. Give him to pesky rest. That's what we say. I wake up every single morning and I eat cereal.

Oh, interesting. Sometimes I do that too. What kind? The website is signature pest pro. Tell him you came for the ghost hunters to get 50% off your first service for black widows for yellow jackets. Anything in between. That's right. Which is most bugs.

That's, yes. Offsides of the spectrum. Yes, yes. Black widows say there's a reason they're widows because we killed all of their husbands. Because we gave those pests arrest. And yellow jackets? There's a reason they're wearing jackets. Yeah.

Flag jackets. Is that a thing? The quarterbacks wear that. Yeah. Quarterback. You get 25% off, by the way. your quarterback. Thank you, Hans.

Yes, you're welcome. Fun times. How are you doing, Jake? Good. I need you guys' help on something. I want to know how to handle a situation. Okay. All right.

So, me and Molly Beck, months ago, back in April, we played in a pickleball tournament. And we played against a guy who, you know, you're not trying to be, like, rude or and after that. I'm not going to say anything this guy in the moment, but we're like, something is like off with like, I think he's like wearing a wig. To pay. It all comes back. He's wearing a two pay to play. To pay to play.

Yeah. Now there's a business. That's the name of the. Balding pickle ballings. Yeah. Name of the tournament. Sponsored by Spalding. Yes.

Is he's just kind of like visually odd. He's wearing sweatpants in a tournament. He's wearing a hat, sunglasses, indoor tournament. And then what appears, like, it has to be a wig. Like, it's not really, like, moving. It's not sweaty. It's just, like, it's sticking out from under his hat the whole time. Is it one of those hats that's also, like, hair?

Could have been. Okay. Never saw the two apart. Great. The hat was always on the head. Great. And anyway, we're playing this tournament. He was solid.

Okay. Good player. Yeah. But it was just like, that was kind of interesting, whatever. As it comes to pass, we have now found out with almost, I mean, pretty much with certainty that that was a guy who's a higher rated player going in disguise to play in this pickleball tournament. What? So I've just kind of discovered this. A few of us have been talking in the local community where, and so obviously we film all these tournaments.

I have the video proof. I can, like, compare who we think it is versus this guy in the wig and, like, the way they serve is exactly the same, the way they, like, spin the paddle. I'm, like, comparing it. I'm, like, preparing, like... You're, like, doing an expose on this guy. That's exactly the word I keep using, like an expose potentially to YouTube. So, anyway, I'm going to send you the two pictures.

Kind of time you put up on screen here. Great. This is, one of these is what the guy showed up in the tournament. The other one is just a normal picture of him on Instagram. So let me know your thoughts of what he looks like. And then truly, like, what's the direction I head with this? I have some ideas. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That is weird. So this guy's young looking. Oh, yeah, he's probably 23 years old. He used the same paddle? No. Mm. Different paddle, different shoes.

That's definitely a wig, though. Yeah. You can tell from the picture. It's like, hair doesn't just, like, stand like that. You know, what's funny. is in the video during the tournament, it's kind of hard to describe it. His partner hit a ball past him to our side of the court,

and we thought it glanced his hair, which would be illegal. And so we called him out, we're like, hey, I think that hit your hair. And he's like, no, it didn't. And in hindsight, it's like, of course he didn't feel it. It's a wig. So I can't wait to post this video.

Like, that's so hilarious that that happened. Like, what a specific, like, thing to call someone out for. This is very interesting. Like, it should be, it feels, it's definitely the same guy. but it's also like kind of crazy how hard it is only changing it like his eyes and his hair to like for sure tell exactly like just from the jaw and mouth you can't be 100% sure especially because he's yeah it's not smiling smiling in different ways yeah um but yeah it looks like he grown his facial hair I mean when I was looking at the video evidence like there's

one time where he bent down and underneath his wig you can see his hair growing sure like you can see hair under the wig um was just trying to be funny or like the Bummer about this is, no, I don't think he's trying to be funny because this was a cash tournament. So Molly and I came in third. This guy and his brother came in either second or first. So like they took money from other people. Oh, his brother was his partner? Yeah.

So I think he cheated disguise to be able to play in the tournament with his brother. And he's done a couple other sketchy stuff since then that I've recently noticed. So it's kind of fun. I've got all this like information and I have this platform. Kind of fun. The platform. The black man. The batman.

Yeah, sick Jesse on it. See what he would say. That's, uh, yeah, I, it's, it's one thing. I mean, if it's his brother, it's got to be. It's got to be him. Yeah, of course. He played with the guy with the same last name as him. Semi obvious.

It's not like, yeah, clearly he was in disguise. Like, clearly he was trying to do some kind of a bit or something. But then again, if it's, if he's making money off of it. Like he entered under a fake name, created a fake dupor account. Fake dupor account. Yeah, yeah, because there's, like a duper level like hey you can only win this much money because you have to be under this level so it's too bad i'm going to see him saturday he's going to be at the tournament

that ising i were playing at so i plan to confront him about oh really are you going to camera well just to like get i'm not going to shove a camera to his face but maybe like i've got a mic on me and from a distance and like see how it plays out if he's cool about it and it's like i can't believe i did that that's ridiculous yeah sorry that it's like oh okay i'll drop it whatever but if any other scenario happens, I think I've got some stuff ready to go. It's just so funny. It's like, oh my gosh, this happened back in April.

I forgot about it. That's crazy. It's just for pickleball. Yeah. The thing is he continues to do kind of sketchy stuff so that the fake name that he made and the fake duper account and everything to be in this tournament, he continues to log fake games with it,

to lower his own deeper score to get better partners for stuff. So he keeps losing 11-0 to this guy who doesn't exist because you can just enter it in yourself. Wait, the, I don't know their names. Let's say one of the guys' names is Thomas. Got it. And then the fake guy's name is. Toop.

Brayden. Okay. Tube. Fake guy's name is Tube. So Thomas is losing to Toop 11-0? Yeah, it keeps losing to him. But that would make, Tupes, doopers going up. Tupper.

Tupper. Right? Tupers, super. Tupes, dupes. Yeah. You get too high. Going to. Super tooper.

Yeah. Right? Basically, I think he's, He's like his own. So Thomas is trying to like get better partners. Because a lot of these tournaments are like, all right, you doper 10.0 and below for two partners. So it's like, yes. It's kind of nice to have a lower duper at time.

So he is lowering his own so that he can get better partners. Yeah. So he continues to be a sketchball. It's like, come on, man. Yeah, that's the. I don't think you, the money is not big enough to like where you're doing it. I'm like, I'll give you $400, dude. Just chill.

Just make, like, it's not fun for us. If you're. Yeah. somehow Ben Johns just enters in your tournament and, like, beats everybody. It's like, okay, that's not as fun. Yeah, I guess congrats. So either way, I think I'm going to have a talk to with him. I think I want to give him a dad talk.

Like, look, you can either tell the tournament director or I'm going to tell him. That's great. You know, what's it going to be? Good luck with that. That's, he looks young. He looks like a, I mean, I don't know. I have dominion over him. Oh, yeah.

For sure, dude. He's holding hands with a girl in this picture, but we cropped out the girl for her safety. But it looks like he has something. to play for if you want to if you want to throw that like hey what would she think man what would she think if she heard that her boyfriend has been whoever is Thomas what's her name Thomas and tank I can less hear her hand but I want to call her tank yeah she's so shot put Tommy too man so that's kind of funny thing so yeah potential you know mini documentary expose a coming to the Friday Pickball YouTube channel

yeah that's interesting it's kind of funny we'll see Saturday yeah you talk to him you had the tournament with Ike right big eye big eye dude yeah it's fun every month

there's like these like high level tournaments up in independence and they give out money to the winners it's nice and we get content out of it it's a win win you thought about going down a few and I never did but I mean yeah I mean

sky's the limit now maybe what's to stop Scott and I from entering into a women's tournament together. Good for you. Thanks. Yeah, think about it. Scott, just wear whatever you would already normally wear and I'll put a wig on. And sometimes Scott just makes it too easy. What did he say the other day? He's like, I, so Friday is coming out with shoes. It'll be available by Black Friday. And yeah, it is

fun. I can't remember if you've said that or not yet. But either way, you know, for the most part, we're going like neutral. It's like white on black, you know, maybe like a light blue. And Scott's like, man, I just, I really wish we'd come out. with all red ones. Yes, dude. Just bright red. And I don't even say anything at this point, but you're like, Scott,

I tried to be nice about it. Did, was that, was I? Give me some credit. No, I mean, it wasn't, it wasn't mean spirit.

I could have eviscerated. No, it wasn't mean spirit at all. Yeah. It was just like, I don't know. You're not going to sell very well. Yeah.

I was like, I mean, you have to, like, I don't, I don't know that much about your business, but I think the, the more that you make,

the cheaper it becomes to make them, right? Like, I don't think you're going to, he's like, well, we just do a limited time thing with them. I was like, yeah, I don't think that's a good idea, dude. I don't know. He's like, really? You'll think those would sell?

No, not as well as white. He comes up to us, you know, he hadn't seen Henry in a few months or whatever. And Henry and Banks are basically the same age. I think Banks was born like a week or two earlier. And so he's like, I'm just trying to compare Henry and Banks. He's like, Henry's got way bigger hands than. Banks does. And I just put my hand on his shoulder. I was like, well, Scott, I mean, yeah. Way bigger hand. Yeah, he's like, he's got, he's got massive feet compared to banks. I was like,

well, Scott, come on. Yeah. It's like just asking for it. Anyway, yeah, what we're talking about with Scott? Shoes. Women's doubles. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, Scott can wear whatever he wants. Yeah, it'd be easy. You see that somebody, I think it was a, a male somebody was hitting on Scott in a Friday video. Was it a man? I saw the comment. Alexander something. I'm not saying,

I'm not saying, but I'm just saying. Yeah, I was like, I get anything in this ad? How do I get you? Wink emoji? There was another comment from a ghostie,

had to be from a ghosty. There was just like, imagine Scott's boss seeing, you know, what did they say? Do you remember this comment? It was right below it. It was just like,

I'm imagining. someone who just got off a conference called a smucker being like is this the guy I just talked to it's funny whoever you are is funny Sammy Kirby was I think the one that posted it so maybe maybe she's also funny um ghosties are funny folks I'll tell you I mean this in a good way but I am having trouble keeping up with how much ghost runners interactions are happening in my life right now it's a full-time job yeah dude I have to like I have to silence the notification I don't have the notifications for group me on anymore. I have them on for sleeper still because I'm trying to make sure I don't miss anything. I mean, there's so much. So yeah, we've got, we've got YouTube

comments. That's been there for a while. Spotify now. We've got, and then Spotify comments, not only are they there, but I think they are now outpacing the YouTube comments. We've got the occasional Patreon interaction. We've got DMs, like always. That's a, that's a good baseline right there. Well, then you add in the recent Gulf Shores, Ghosturners Getaway group chats, session one and session two. Poppin. Poppin. Popping. Dog. Yeah. And now...

You forgot Facebook. Oh, yeah. The entire Facebook group. Yeah. Seven posts a day. Yeah. And if this is all good stuff. That's great. I just realized it while I was driving. I was like, I got to charge my phone again because I can't talk to the ghost

runners. Fans enough. Oh my gosh. It is, it is so hard to keep up. And now two fantasy leagues, which there's one, especially where the chat's popping. Chat's popping for a reason. Yeah. We got to, how do we, how do we succinctly?

I tried to explain it to Catherine. Even if you're not a fantasy football person, don't skip ahead. This will be entertaining. Yes. So we had our Tuesday night draft. So the whole, I won't get into too many weeds, but the whole idea of fancy football is you have a roster of seven or eight or whatever, nine players on your team. Of real football players.

Real football players. And based on their performance, that's how well you do. That's how many points you get. Yeah. The most important types of players in our league are the quarterback, running back, and receiver. tight-ins may be pretty good kickers and defense basically don't matter last two picks put on auto pick i don't even care who cares yeah um and long story short uh page kuko could not be at

dirt could not be at the draft because she had a bible study i think 24 hours before she's like oh no yeah jake can you just kick me out of the league i forgot i had bible study i was oh really i'm not going to kick you out of the league i even said i said cue up your first two quarterbacks and let the computer take care of the rest. Right. That was my advice. And so, to her credit, she did get two quarterbacks to start, I believe.

And then all of a sudden, it went south. It went south. Basically, she had like, queued up, queued up, meaning like, if nobody else, or if these people are available,

I would like this person next. I did. Yeah, like putting them in order of your, like, ranking of what you want. Somehow she had queued up a ton of tight ends. So all of a sudden, she picks a tight end, and then she comes around to her,

again, and she auto picks a second tight-in. It's like, oh, no. Oh, that's interesting. Like, she needs running backs and receiver so much more than tight ends. Yeah. And it comes back around to her again. Third tight end. And it's already to the point, we're in the fifth round of this draft. I'm like, I don't even know who that guy is. Yeah, she's taking a third tight end. And then,

was it? Yeah, we did get to a fourth straight tight end. Fourth tied in. And then it's like, oh, my gosh, she's so cooked. Oh, that's too bad. So then it comes around again. I bet she's going to get a fifth tight end. end. Nope. Kicker. Like the lowest of the low. Why is she get a kicker? She doesn't have a running back yet. I can't wait to tell page. Oh my gosh. It's going to get like

a wait. It's her pick again. Another tight end after the kicker. Nope. Another kicker. Just in case you hit a backup. First kicker goes down. No problem. Got one in the hopper. Four tight ends in a row and three kickers in a row. And then we came back around one more tight end. Was it really? Yeah, it was perfect. I was like, how did you, like, Paige? Oh, my gosh. What did you do? What are you thinking?

What did you do on your computer? Yeah. It was so funny because the chat, you know, people are like, man, I hope she's having a good Bible study. Because she's going to need some good prayer. Right. When she sees her team. Well, then TJ apparently, like, didn't understand exactly when the draft. I don't know exactly.

He got, he called me. He was calling me during the draft. And I accidentally got out and like auto drafted for me in like five seconds one time. So I was like, I can't answer your call, dude. He called me four times. I text him. I was like, what do you want? Are you okay?

Like, the draft is happening right now. Anyway, and he was like out, you know, he does solar. And so he was like selling solar to this guy on like a men and night chicken farm or something, like out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, he had me looking at his roof, his coop. Yeah. So just crazy times all around. But I did my first three picks from an enterprise rent a car. Okay.

Which is not how I thought it was going to go. You know, when I thought about, hey, 5.30, Tuesday, oh, that's perfect for me. Yeah. And I will say it was an all-male staff working there. So they were like, oh, we got to get you out of here, man. Do your thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we thinking?

What type of league is it? They were great. I wish that I were more easygoing when I'm drafted. Like, because it's an 18-person draft. It's like, I don't have to be on my phone the whole. Like, I was grilling burgers, Wagoubi. And, but like, like, Catherine would, like, talk to me. And I was like, so in one year out, the other kind of stuff.

I'm with you, too. I'm like, I'm being really polite still, but it's also like, I, I, you don't have my full focus. No, 100%. And so last night, we had our second draft. And we had a little bit of time after Rwana, whatever. Henry was watching by my parents. So Catherine and I, like, when got ice cream, we're walking through Meadowbrook Park. And so I'm holding my ice cream cone in one hand on my phone with the other.

She's like, I'm like, this is a terrible conversation. And, you know, it's things because. We're trying to get this over with. So it's only, you only have 30 seconds. Yes. In the two people before you, maybe they're on auto pick. So it comes around quick. And I'll send you like, well, they took one of the people I was going to pick.

Man. Oh, now it's 20 seconds. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I check by weeks real quick. Check by weeks. Yeah, yeah. What's that P mean by his name?

Probable or physically unable to perform? What's the P mean? Oh, I drafted some people that should not have been drafted for sure. Yeah, Brad's got this fun little kink right now called drafting a guy who may not play all season. What's going on? Dude. Well, okay. I tried to be like as consistent as I could just because I'm like that's more it's easier to keep track of all my players so if I had the opportunity to get two in one league I was like I'll get two again you didn't head your bets no I just went for it I'm like nope we're going to go for it because sometimes when you watch fancy football and you have every single sometimes when you watch fancy football when you watch football and you have a player on both teams all the time quarterback and the defense so what am I rooting for truly I remember Isaac would just do that all the time I remember Isaac would just do that all the time

time. He's like, oh, let's run it in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it was like, stop. And so I was like, all right, I'm going to try to get Joe Mixing in both my leagues. And then I'm reading about something with him. I don't know even what's going on with them. I don't know if he did something to a girl on a Pickleman's again or what, but I think he may not play this season. Maybe, dude. It cracked me up, but I saw you drafted him for a second time. Dang it, dude. Why didn't you tell me the first time? Hey, Brad. In the chat, the first time, did you say something? There was chatter about it. So I just assumed you saw it. That's the other thing.

It's like there's a chat going, but you have to go a different tab for the chat. I'm trying to be funny. You're trying to make fun of people. You know, you're giving a hard time, make them second-guess or pick. I got to be on my computer next time.

I think that's the main answer. Yeah, you can't be walking with your wife. You can't be at Enterprise. No. He's got to be a computer. Anyway, so it's fancy football season. It's football season in general.

I'm excited. Yeah, by the time you're listening to this, we've had a whole mess of football. Depending on our schedules, I would like to do some all-time quarterback this year again. You know, Like we're able to watch for it all for free on like Monday or something.

Yeah, we'll do like two episodes probably. I mean, there are most people in Gulf Shores who are like, I get Patreon for that if you do it. Oh, fun. Okay. Gabe Oliver was like, I can't get enough of it. Really? Yeah, he loves it. Oh, that's sweet.

Yeah, maybe we do make it a thing again because it's easy. It's fun. I always feel like an imposter. I'm like, I don't know that much. I'm just kind of saying what I see, but I just have favorites. I just like the Packers a little. little bit, I think. Like, I think the Packers are going to be really good this year. I don't know if that's really true or if that's just me saying that. Hey, we'll talk about all the more

yeah, forget about it, timing. Why I guess this is for free? Yeah, pay for it later. Um, let's talk a little bit more sports because I know that's what everyone wants to hear. I had the revelation recently, I don't like college football that much. Like, I think it's fine. I don't dislike it. No, I'm not into it. That's a good point. It's a good way to put it. And I think it's because it feels so overwhelming because there's a hundred some teams and I'm like how do people keep up with it I don't think people do I think they keep up with three conferences probably and then that's not that much different than keeping up with the NFL you know what I mean yeah that's a good point like I think it's like SEC big 12 big 10 maybe a little bit on the outskirts of that but I'm always like how do

people know about Ryan day like yeah Ohio State coach they're a Mississippi state fan how are they following this guy but it's like, well, I know things about the Panthers. Yeah, they follow 30 teams. Yeah. Just like the NFL. So maybe that's, I just had that realization the other day. But those same people that follow college football are following the NFL.

So I'm like, okay. Good capacity. Different breed. Timon, what's your NFL allegiance going to look like this year? Oh, I don't have high hopes. I don't know. I haven't thought about it one little bit. So it's like, you did suggest we record this episode Friday evening.

I did. And I said, not a big Chiefs fan, huh? because that is the first game of the year. I was like, oh. Which as a, you know, a fan of YouTube and whatnot, I'm surprised you didn't know that. Did you guys see Mr. Beast in the NFL? There were a whole big thing.

Oh, I just saw something on, I opened YouTube like this morning. It was like, Mr. Beast, I bought the NFL. I saw that very briefly and I didn't watch anymore. What was that mean? Or I didn't watch anything. Brutal three minutes. It was like just like one giant commercial.

I don't even know what the comments are like. So maybe they were a little more supportive. But. It was like, clearly the NFL is like paying Mr. Bees to promote. It was all just like the chiefs and Chargers game that happened Friday. It's available for free on YouTube. So they're just trying to get everyone on YouTube to watch this game for free. And so it was just a really cheesy video where Mr. Bees is like, hey, I bought the NFL.

See a Roger Goodell. He's like in it. And he's like, not so fast, Jimmy. And there's like nothing lands. Nothing's funny. It's all awkward. And they try to get all these other YouTubers in on it. Interesting.

Dude perfect, like, we want to be on the Cowboys. You got it. I'm in charge now. I can do whatever I want. And I want YouTubers to be on NFL teams. It's, it's goofy, dude. This sounds just like that one YouTube rewind that everyone made fun of it.

With Will Smith? Yeah, that's what this sounds like. I like pretty vids. Yeah, it was like all these cameos. They spent so much money on this. Brutal video. Oh, interesting. I'm glad I skipped it, I guess.

Yeah. Yeah. Not worth. No, but I would be interested in watching some games. this year. I'm not opposed. You watched them with, like, actual fans? Like, yeah, good question. I haven't watched with hardcore,

like, I've gone over to Zach's house a time or two to watch a game, and that's been, like, fun, and his fan, like, his mom's pretty good, man. Oh, can you imagine? No, and Zach would be like, uh, oh, oh, oh. Uh, uh, uh, uh.

But I, that's, you actually, that's a good point. Not really. not with like hardcore their yeah you got to come over sometime you need to see everyone's personality play out during a chief's game you need to see scott not agree with anyone else in the room and see things one-sided so this sounds she's colored glasses jake just standing up the entire game yeah yeah not out of nerves just like i'm good i can stand up the whole time i don't stand yeah i'll stand i'll stay in the back i'll watch you guys watch the game yeah um it sounds fun my main role in the friend group is really the like like the archivist or I don't know what to call it the research I'm like I'm the one texting

you're on the phone did you know this yeah you're like I'm seeing this tweet I'm seeing this thing like yeah you're yeah very game mid game post game right I'm trying to find stats you guys don't know about and then Isaac is like also on Twitter but like finding more the humorous tweets yes and Isaac's a real 20 minutes before kickoff hey guys I can't make it he has yeah last year was a rough year for Ike we didn't see him a lot he enjoyed his friends that were quote unquote his age so um gunner is good for like uh first touch out of the game slap your head like really hard high five yeah just touch you in ways you don't want to be touched yeah but in an appropriate way

yeah like hey i don't i don't want you to yeah i don't want you to yeah i don't want you to hit my hand that hard right now or i'm i'm i have a drink in my hand please don't yeah don't shake me it's exciting i know it's exciting stuff like that. I think that I have missed out on like experiencing a game with people who care. Come on up, Timmy.

Yeah, yeah. What are you doing tomorrow? I don't know. Quick sidebar. Is it cool if I have time of my time of your house tomorrow night? I'll take out my headphones. I'll take up my headphones.

I'll make sure it's just him. I wouldn't mind you meeting her. Time to go ahead. Get headphones back up. I don't know what you're doing tomorrow night, but, well, I guess it's your house. You go ahead. Hey, Tom, and I don't know what you're doing tomorrow night,

but Jake would like you and whoever else to come on over. Okay. Watch the game. I'll check with... Just your... I'll see if I can... Maria. Please bring Maria over.

I want her to get the full experience, too. Out of your parents, which one would be less interested in football? It's somewhat close, but my mom. Yeah? Well, my dad loved football growing up, but then, like, kind of like intentionally distance himself from it. He's like, I don't want to be like all obsessed or whatever. And now you're like, he could care.

Yeah. But he doesn't. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh my gosh. I just thought about my life without coffee and I laughed. I laughed because it sounds so miserable, dude. Oh, you're laughing in pain.

Oh. It's not a good thing. It's like my football coach back in the day. If we ran some bad play, there was like a, there was like a, Happy laughter and a mean laughter. And he was mean and he'd be like, Ellis, what do you do it?

That's what I feel like. That would be you to your own bloodstream. Bloodstream. What are we doing? Get those coffee beans in your veins, dog. Every now then you need a good bloodstream talking to. What do you do it? Every now you've got to take bloodstream.

amount of the game you got to tell you grabbed by the face mask hey get out of the game get grinding well i got a little head light head yeah but you did you that was wild break you get some water there alice oh oh i need some coffee that what was it you think that i think it was like me like expelling a lot of like like the laugh yeah it was the laugh oh baby okay you rest you rest we're here to talk about high school sports and answer this phone call but Mastryroasters.com is the greatest. Yeah. You go.

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That was fun. On the getaway, Deney McLevaney, I believe is your last name. Whoa. If not, it's close. Awesome. Grew up in remote Arkansas. Sorry, remote Colorado. Out in like a mountain town.

I think she graduated with like three people or something like that. I had them show me on a map where they live. I mean, you got to Zoom for a while before their town pops up. Really? You know, it's one of those. Yeah, like graduate with three people and it was not a private school. Like, but I think she said that like her brothers or her husband or something like, They couldn't tell you a single NFL team.

Yeah, I remember you're asking her to that. She's like, maybe the Broncos, maybe. But she's like, they don't watch, they don't care about that. Yeah. She, though, loves the culture of football. She's like, I don't understand what's going on. I love, like, going to a game. I think it'd be so fun to like, like, just the culture of it.

Like, just like the process and the cheering and the passion for it and stuff. Football is special. The once a week thing is very special. Yeah. Even when I was playing high school sports, I remember thinking, like, this is different than baseball and basketball. because it's so much like every play feels so high pressure yes so yes anyway shout jane shout out dine they got a special seat at lambert session too she was kind of with uh yeah boys it's

me you or tinsia and danae not a bad table today how'd you pull that one off dine it's like she won the prize and then it was like sitting with her heroes it was like they're not as interesting as I thought they were going to be. Wow, yeah. They seem kind of tired at this point. They're at the end of their prime. She's like, I'm sitting with them. All they're talking about is like,

oh, I probably won't do Lamberts next year. Yeah, just like, oh, okay. Yeah, this kind of. We did, uh, we had a riveting conversation about what the 13 original colonies were. Remember that? Diamond, name them. No, no.

No, I can't. Okay. Okay, no. There was a riveting conversation. How many, how many are you confident that you, good name. Out of the 13. Okay.

Without getting any wrong. Permission to ask a dumb question. Like, that's this. Yes. That's the original states. Correct. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, gosh. That's fair, I guess. Colonies is a bit. No, I don't, I truly like. Could you get one with full confidence? Yes. Do you know where they're at? Like, geographically?

I think they're east. I think they're east, he says. Okay. Give us a number. How many could you get? Confidently. No, I'm not confident in any of them. Zero.

Truly. Zero. Like, No, think about this. All right. I'm going to throw some fake stakes on this. Let's say,

Timon, I'll give you a thousand dollars for every colony you get right. You have to pay me $500 if you get one wrong. Would you take a stab at one? Yes. Yeah, I would take a stab at,

I'd take a stab at three. Okay. It's fake money. Yeah, well, we'll see. I'm going to do, I'm going to go,

I'm going to say them all three at once. so you can react all the same time. Thank you. I'm going to say all three. Yeah, all has one word. Okay. I'm going to go. Maryland, Connecticut, Rhode Island.

I think he's won $3,000. Yeah, good job, buddy. But they're not the ones I would put on the top of the list. Yeah. Okay. Wow. It's like you guys to have course shop, he forgot to do the layout. I was thinking east.

I don't know. That's all I know. Yeah. We're like, Tyman, name a college football team. He's like Mississippi Valley State. Well, there's Rutgers. Let me think. Ball State.

They're still doing it, right? Yeah, Cal Poly. Yeah, Cal Poly, I think, does one. I know a community college out in Sacramento, that's pretty good. What's that school in Montana called? University of Montana. All right, good job. You got three.

Any more? Do you know where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Just curious? No. That's okay. Any guesses? I mean, like, Oh, the capital's in Maryland now.

Maybe it was in Maryland. What, do you think the capital of the United States is in Maryland? Isn't it? I mean... Isn't it... Isn't Washington, D.C.? Good, okay. Just big a sure you knew that.

It's its own thing. Oh, really? Oh, wait, I knew that. It's like a district type thing. Yeah, yeah. It's like Virginia. Virginia. It's in Maryland.

It's just those two, Virginia and Maryland? I think so. Okay. Anyway, that'd be fun to a little... US history. See what else is... See where the other gaps are. There's a lot of gaps. No. It's sad. You knew East. You are right. It's like the northeast, like Plymouth Rock, Mayflower, Ellis Island. You know, that's where people come in and then they went down a little bit,

Jamestown. You heard of Jamestown? Yeah. All right. I've heard of James Town. It's like, it's like, I didn't learn it very well when I learned it. And then once I learned it, I was like, I'm never going to think about it. Like I just, I left it so far in the dust. That makes sense. That is most of my education. So I don't blame for that. It's not like it was intentional, but it really happened. Okay, maybe Tymer doesn't want to do this. But I think you actually know this pretty well. You'd be surprised.

How much metaphorical money would you bet back and forth with Jake? Whoever gets one wrong or repeats it is the loser of U.S. presidents. Like, you just name it. Not in order, just any president. Oh, I could. I think I could try. Yeah, we might be on bar with this. This is a bit of a gap in mind because I never had a song.

And I never, he just learned the song. Let's try it. Yeah, let's try. Yeah, I'll pop it. And you five thousand, five thousand metaphorical dollars. I don't have Hamilton. He's got Hamilton. Five thousand.

He'd bet five thousand. Would you? Did he can name more than me? Would you go for it? Well, you do have a song? If he's got a song, I'm toast. I'm not going to say. He's got a song two years ago when he was cramming for this thing.

It was top of my Spotify rap. Yeah. I mean, the same one that had he learned. I would probably not bet five thousand. But what I would do is, I would lose this one and then go double or nothing on something later. Okay, okay.

That's not fair. No, no. No, stop. All right, let's go, real quick. I have Sporkel pulled up, so I'll know if you repeat them. Thank you. Time and starts. Thank you.

George Washington. Yes. Madison. Yes, James Madison. John Adams. Okay. John Quincy Adams, please. Also correct.

Thomas Jefferson. Oh, yes, he was. Who is James Buchanan? Yes, he was one of the presidents. Oh, sweet. That works out for me. James Madison. What?

Timer. $5,000. Thank you for giving us an amazing moment. That was the first one I said. I will be leaving the studio. So it's a memory issue. It's not the knowledge you have. He was just going down the list.

I was. But he wasn't listening to you. That's part of the game. I was like, let's do someone's early in the song. Smart. I did have that thought. These headphones Let's go James Madison

James Madison Oh, that was so funny That was the horse part two That really cracked me up Let's go James Madison Fun game timing Dang Cost me more than the light

Yes right You're gonna rent out that light A lot of times bow Oh that's funny You see anything else that's book cold I think time wants to go double or nothing I think I'm just really hoping We do more of this

Let's see what this one is That one wasn't even, I mean, you knew your stuff. You were definitely going to beat me in that. No, no. That was the only hope I had was to out memorize you. Okay. Oh, I don't know. These are, Sporkel.

Spork. Definitely, like, pivoted to be more phone friendly. But in the process, like, some of these quizzes. I don't like the clickable quizzes as much as, like, the type of men. While you're looking. What number of president was Thomas Jefferson? Where's he out in the song? I think third.

Was he really? Yeah, that's a gap for me. I think I'm nervous because there's so many founding fathers who we've heard of who weren't presidents. Right. Like some of the popular ones, I'm like, don't say him. I even second guess myself saying it. I was like, is he a Ben Franklin? That's what I'm thinking of.

Yeah. And there's occasional times where I want to say Thomas Edison. And so I kind of avoid saying Thomas at all. Yeah. Like Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison. It's like, I don't care how pregnant you are. I'd rather just not address it in case I screw this up. Yeah.

Same exact thing. I get it. Thomas's. Time will let you redeem yourself. Let's keep going while Brad looks. I'm trying to think if I know any in the teens. I'll go Lincoln. Okay.

James Monroe. Oh, Monroe. I'm going to go Taft. Martin Van Buren? Oh, that's good. What's he, seventh? Who else do I know? Let's go Bush.

I really can't remember if you said this one. Andrew Jackson? Oh, I didn't. I didn't. He is on the what dollar bill? 20. Sounds good to me. I'll go bomb, Obama.

Okay. Burke. I'm really losing the song here. Good. Good. Oh, yeah. So I might just have to, let me think. Has anyone gone Dwight D. Eisenhower?

No one said Dwight D. Eisenhower. Anyone here? No, not a one of us. No one's sitting here. All right. Next up, has anyone said Donald Trump yet? Not that I'm right. We're good.

I'll go Bill Clinton. Okay, that's allowed. I'll go the other bush, H.W. Bush. Okay. Gosh, now I've got to really start thinking. Yeah. We're singing. I'm going to sing it in my head.

Or I'm going to sing it. I like pretty prez. Prez. Is this a... Oh, James Polk. Polk. Wow, you went poke on him. Yeah.

Polka, poca, poca. Polka, polka. Let's go, Big Grove, Grover, Cleveland. Nice. Was this guy, this guy, wasn't present, right? Ulysses S. Grant. Oh, he was in there. Okay.

$50 bill. He's on the, he's on the what dollar bill? 50. That's right. Has anyone said that yet? Data. This is stressing me out. I don't know if I'm going to hear you myself.

All right. I think you're going to keep cooking, Jake, and I'm not. I promise I searched, and this is the lamest thing that I found. but it's just 50 states No, don't do this No? I don't go back and forth It's like I'd be a little more stress

If you were like where are they But even naming the Even them existing, it's scary This is where I make my money And Jake's good at this But you have to do one that he hasn't done yet All right, what about me and you do it then? This sounds amazing to me

That's great news for time Would you like to proctor this test? All right here's time Here's the yeah this is just memory of like what has the other person not said yet? Okay. Yeah, I just texted you. You guys have no, the weight that just was lifted off my chest.

I'm happy to hear that. It's amazing. This is going to be hard for me because I, I think there is a advantage and disadvantage to knowing the song. Oh, you got a song for this too? But I'm going to be worried about that more than anything. Yeah, yeah, I guess you're thinking about the song where I'm just thinking about what you've said. I'm crossing off my list.

Yes. This is fun. You know, some people, in my life, they were like, you podcast four times a week. Wow. That must be hard. And then I think back to this. And I say, no, it is enough. I'm inviting time and over to watch a Chiefs game with us. And we're doing history quiz. We're just talking. Just hanging. All right. I closed out of the map. I didn't want to cheat. All right. Wait. So when I click play quiz, is that going to let me search stuff now? Or no, what's the? Just put it in whenever we say. Oh, great. You will type as we say.

Amazing. So I'll start. I'll say Alabama. Because of the song Nice Yeah, buddy I'm gonna go How do I want to go about this? I'll go Hawaii Alaska

Took mine Washington Arizona Oregon Arkansas California Colorado I need to try to sneak in there

Don't I Connecticut Delaware E Oh, gosh, hold on. I'm struggling with spelling of Connecticut. Eck what? I need to go back on my, I need to go back on my strategy.

I need you do my thing. Holy crow. Holy cow. Connecticut, how do you spell that? He, like, edited himself. Holy cow, I'm sorry. I, crow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow. Connect.

Connect to eye cut is how you spell it. Was it hate, or Hutchinson, Aiden Hutchinson? Was that who it was that? Yes. Just go pause. Pause. Sorry. He was so thrown off the rest of that interview.

So funny. Who was after Connecticut? What did you? I, Delaware. Okay, nice. Yeah, I said Connecticut. I said Delaware. Because you said, it doesn't matter. I said Delaware. No, I was, I was going to try to. Oh.

I'm back. I can guess. Let's go Montana. Florida. Idaho. Georgia. Utah. Illinois. Nevada.

Indiana. This is so. New Mexico. Iowa. Kansas. Kentucky. We're really just coming at it from both sides of North Dakota. Louisiana.

South Dakota. Maine. Minnesota. Maryland. Missouri. Massachusetts. Texas. Michigan.

Oh, Massachusetts. Hold on. Get our head above water. Yeah. Struggling with that one, too. Mass. Yeah. I'm trying everything I can think of.

This is so big. To M-A-S-S-H-U-S-E-T-S. Nice. Was after Massachusetts. Is that where we stopped? Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay.

Wisconsin. Michigan. I think you may already said that. Nope. I'll know. I said it. I'm going in order. All right.

Ohio. Good state. This is where I'm worried. Minnesota. Oh, it's all. Oh, you lost. Frick me. Maybe that's what I thought you said earlier.

Wow. If you were known how to spell Massachusetts, the M's got tricky there. I was run out of states. I will say, I said Minnesota? Before Michigan? I know you said Minnesota is on there.

And then said something else. Maryland, Massachusetts. Maybe I said Minnesota. I think Jake might have because I was going around the north. You said Missouri. I said Missouri too. We can't remember.

Okay, don't know. It's kind of nice because I know you're going out out of order, so if I think, has he said this state yet? No, he's only on the L's. Kind of nice. So I need to... Played yourself.

Okay, next time I'm starting to rent... You're right. You're right. Wow. You're right, man. Good job. It was harder than you think, guys. Do it with your friends sometime.

You try to type in Massachusetts with a cast in your hand. Get back to me. With a cast in your hand. Just hold the cast. I got a handful of cast. I'm trying to type Massachusetts. Oh, my.

That's fun. Anyway. Um... I'll see you guys want to talk about. Nothing. Tell you, we got the garage cleaned out, which always feels good. And also, temperature dropped. We've been having a little vibe out there.

We don't have a front porch. We don't really have much of a back porch, but we do have a garage in 70-degree weather. So we like to open up the garage. I brought the TV out there. We got two lawn chairs. It's a real hillbilly setup. And so this past week, Rachel gets home from work, me in the garage. Just watch the TV?

And we just watch some TV out there. and we just watch some TV out there, college volleyball's back. So we just watch about, I don't know, 30 minutes of college volleyball. Debrief while you're, you know, watching some volleyball. Debrief, yeah, we're talking volley, we're talking work, we're talking our day. I like hanging in the garage. What in the world? I mean, I get it.

But why? Why? It's like you have a perfectly good living room, but for whatever reason, maybe it's just like you're outside, kind of. It feels like you're outside a little bit. It's just perfect weather. It's nice to be in it. I love it. I love everything about it.

I just think there's something nice about just like being out there, you know? Being out. Yeah. Being out. How long did it take you guys to clean up the garage? Was it pretty bad? I had some people come on help to it. Oh, did you?

Yeah, because, yeah, it just gets so. We bought a, you know, it starts when you buy a bed, and that's a, that's a big box. Big box. But you have a burn barrel. Big box. Too big for the burn? Big box, though. what I really want to do

I really want to just burn it in the yard but I'm thinking someday I'm going to sell this house and they probably don't want just a huge just pile of just or just debris and dude we got some sort of

military helicopter right above the house the monitor just started shaking a little bit that was weird would you feel confident burning in the yard? I'd do it you would?

Oh I'd do it I would be worried I would burn my house down I do on a day where it's not too windy and I'd have a hose out there just in case. Yeah. Oh, I'd do it.

There was, I was on a walk the other day, and there were some people right down the street burned out in the yard. Yeah. Guys had a nice, like, pair of overalls on, though. You gotta, you gotta get a little more hick in, yeah. Yeah, so I get the, those meals delivered every week. Yeah.

That adds up. Good ranchers gets delivered. Just next thing I know, I'm buried. Oh, I get it. So we got a new rule in the house. Nothing goes in the garage, straight to the recycling bin. Good for you. It's been four or five days.

So far so good. So far so good. So far so good. That's where it takes, though. It's like sometimes he's got to start fresh. Got to start fresh. I get it. Getting hot.

It's time. Getting hot. All right. White on white here. Here we go. We've been wearing the same color a lot, recording. Embarrassing. No.

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this is kind of fun i uh had this week originally got this friend we were trying to think of people to set her up with and uh old brayden from the ghost earners getaway came to mine i was like you might like uh this guy brayden she's like okay tell us about him like oh he's kind of a tennessee boy he's got a little bit of an accent um you know he talks i was kind of being funny i was like it's not totally forest gum but it's adjacent she's like oh no he talks like before he's going. I'm like, no, no, I'm kidding. It's just a little. And she's like, okay, because my, my last boyfriend was like a really slow talker. And I can't do that again. I was like, oh, man. He, I think he does kind of talk slow. I don't know if he does. I think

it just, it just seems like it because of his accent. I know. I was really going back and forth. And I thought, I have a perfect solution for this. One, I could just ask Braden. That sounds fun. I was like, I have a friend who's been working on his brain impersonation. This is perfect. and so right then and there I voice memo with Tyler Stoltzvus I go hey man need you now more than ever I got a girl here it's very funny but

we need to hear as good as you can how Braden talks it's very important and so he came back and hit me with like a minute and a half long voice memo of trying to do a brain impersonation and we look to her and I thought she's like

yeah it's okay yeah I can do it not bad that's how he talks yeah I'm in that's funny So, Tyler, thank you for your service. Is there a difference between talking slow and not saying anything when you talk? You know what I mean? Yeah, like thinking slow.

Gosh. Sometimes it's like, so, you know, yeah, what did you do today? Well, it's kind of a, well, it's kind of a complicated question. Yeah, I just. This morning was kind of, uh, I did a little this and that. No, it was kind of an off day. It's been 20 seconds. You haven't said anything yet?

Yeah. Yeah. Was there a lot of traffic on the way here? Oh. I don't know. What are you used to? You know, I'm, yeah, I, I experienced traffic pretty regularly. You know, being from Minnesota.

It kind of reminds you, like last Thursday, no, it wasn't last Thursday. Last Friday, one of those days, there was a lot of traffic. But that would have been going south, huh? No, I don't know. I don't know. Not bad. It's like, okay. You're talking fast, but you're not.

Not, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not saying much there. So, yeah, I think, I think Brayden, Braden's pretty quick to, pretty normal with the speech. He just kind of says it with a little accent. He's got a rack of ribs on his plate. He's pretty excited to tell you about it. Time you got a Braden impression?

Oh, I don't know. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. And that sounded like his speed, too. That was not too slow. If you go to Lamberts, you ask for more ribs, they'll give him to you. You house them.

I house those ribs. Braden's becoming a, you know, top tier Spotify commenter. He's having some good Spotify comments recently. He's a good Instagram follow as well. Do you see that video he put out? I didn't. Recently?

I did not. I'll check it out. He's got this grandpa, old guy. He's got this grandpa. He's got a handful of grandpa. No, his grandpa's been running his whole life and has

always done it barefoot. He's ran all these marathons and 5Ks and 10Ks barefoot and we're in the whole town, knows him and, you know, his grandpa's being interviewed and they're always telling him, well, how don't you have shoes on? And he's like, and I just tell him, I knew I forgot something at home. Seems like a sweet, old, funny

guy. And I guess he always wears just red hat, red shirt, red pants every time he runs. Red shoes. Oh, he doesn't have shoes. Forgot those at home. Red toenail polish. Yeah. No, but Braden surprised him by doing a 10K with him

and even further ran at barefoot with him. He told me he was going to. I didn't know it actually happened. No training. I knew a girl in high school. Delaney, broke her foot, just running barefoot.

Wow. Yeah. I've heard people breaking their foot just running, like running a marathon. I knew a guy break his hand on a swing set. Oh yeah.

Wrists, I think. He's dexterous now. Why did he do that? Well, he was, you mean like when he was like he's like three years old only three maybe yeah i remember i know he's an adult and now if you were to quiz on my history you wouldn't think he's an adult but he was an adult at the time he said he was quote trying to defy gravity i don't know whatever that means that's good

yeah oh that's good oh that's good uh quick relatable or nah dude let's do it ended off with this maybe i don't know it our time yeah that's good that's good relatable or no dude first of all i think can relate, 99% of the world can relate to people don't like spiders, correct? Like, that's obvious. Yeah. Like, it's not like anybody's excited to see spiders. I don't dislike them necessarily. I don't hate them. I'm not scared of them for whatever reason. But every time I see what I kill it, you know, it's like, all right. Except when I see it at night and it has spun the most amazing web in the world, for whatever reason I have a hard time getting rid of that spider. I'm just a little bit. I'm just a little bit like, you know what? They've worked hard on this thing. It looks intense.

It looks good. I'm not positive. I'm going to even kill it on the first try. So there's a little bit of that. But more than anything, I'm just like, you know, game recognized game. You're working hard here. You work with your hands. You build stuff. I don't, I don't see you tomorrow. You don't see me tomorrow. All right. But right now, you got this. Relatable or no, dude. Everything you've just said about spiders, I completely agree with. Yeah. I'm not super freaked out by them. At the same time, Rachel saw one in our sheets the other day and was like, hey, can you like rifle through the sheets to try and find it?

And it's like, I wasn't excited to do this task. Sheets is a whole other level. That's pretty bad. Yeah. At the same time, I also wasn't like... M.S. can crawl a little bit. Oh, okay. No, that's not exciting, but yeah. It's like, I don't mind looking for the spider.

Now he jumps out of me. I'm gonna... Yeah, you're going to flinch. Move a little bit. But yeah, when they've created this web... Outside. Can I say outside? Outdoor web. Like a beautiful outdoor web.

Maybe it's dewy. You can really see it. Correct. And... Because not many animals really, like, build stuff like this. It would be like, hey, I don't know what you're doing this weekend. Do you want to go to the river and try to destroy a beaver's dam? Correct.

That would be fun. Correct. It's like, you put a lot of work into this. I mean, yeah, surely they've been none by this for a while. Yeah. So it feels kind of wrong. Like, dang, I just, the whole way you eat, I just tore it down. Yeah.

Like, unless it's like with, like, in walking, if I'm going to get hit by it when I'm walking or something, okay, of course, get out of there. But, like, it was off to the side in my shop the other day, like, over the corner outside. And I was like, I'm going to kill that thing. I was like, no, I'm not. Kind of give him a little. A little salute. Lazy salute and get on your way. Keep on on.

Yeah. Don't come from my kids. You get it timing? Relatable or no. I think I like that. I think after I watched Charlotte's Web, I like, probably pivoted to your side of things. Yeah. Yeah.

It is crazy what they can make. It's crazy. It's very impressive. I mean, the designs they can make and they just never run out. Where do they get it from? their own bodies, I guess. Yeah, but we're, yeah, I guess. Whatever, crazy, man.

If spiders are one of those animals, I can convince myself, well, it's good to have some around because they kill, they probably kill some of the other stuff. What do they do? Probably. I mean, they got to kill something in the web. Yeah. True.

Yeah. We got a lot of flies recently, so. I'd rather have flies and spies. I think they catch flies. Oh, they love flies. You'd rather have flies than spides. Yeah. No, wait.

On what ratio? Of course, one to one, yeah. Yeah, one to one. Yes, at a certain point. But like six to one, six flies, one spide. 10, no, it's still, I still want flies. 12 to one. Oh, yeah, that's insane.

I don't know if I want to go above three. I mean, how often are you seeing spiders, though? I'm seeing spiders once a week. I think I see 30 flies for every spide, probably. Yeah. Yeah. So that's a ratio I'm okay with. Did I tell you that the pest control guy when he came last week,

after he got on spraying, he said, now you're going to see a lot of activity. after the spray. Yeah, I hope dead activity. That's what I was like, what are you talking about? No. And he's like,

no, it's like, well, what we're spraying lures them in so that we can kill them. I was like, is there another way

where you just like decimate the whole population and we don't like invite them in? Do like a bug bomb or something. Yeah. I don't care what it is. I don't like the invite them in then hopefully kill them later approach.

They're going to, so like the hub of this whole thing is like, you know, your pillow is like right above your pillow okay they're going to do it in your pillow that'd be great yeah there's going to be some spiders in your sheets don't worry about it it's working if you see spiders in your sheets it's like I mean that's really what he said he's like the next five to seven days you're going to see a lot of activities that's a long like process to slowly wear down these

spiders do you have like a you know I don't know genocide option I could pay for they might it's your pest control one I'm with you on spides you're cool anyway review the week yeah i don't know if we got any new ones spotify coming to the week yeah we got some newons of those morgan newtons nons spottify kind of been bugging as an app lately like it's not doing great really on my end who are your if you go to spotify right now what are your eight suggested things on the top because i guarantee you mine are different i'm too far i'll look at it later. Timon?

I got release radar. No, no, no. Really? Yeah. Are your top eight this thing?

Yeah. Oh yeah. I got release radar. Liked songs. This album called Revealer by Madison Cunningham. Good album. Quiet mix.

And then this playlist that a guy from set made. It's like a lot of like jazzy stuff. And then episode 467 fancy football. Oh, right. Graham and nostalgia pack. Forrestraing.

album. Good spread. Is that your own playlist, Nassadra Pack? No, his album. That's what's called? Yeah. Do you know his album? Obviously not, Tiamen. Okay, sorry. I, I, I, I, I, I'm just Is it new? I was fully expecting you to be like, oh, yeah, that album. Because, like, I feel like you're a big forest guy or like older

Forresta guy. This is like, this is 20, I want to say 22, 22, or 23. This is like pre-Christian. But it's like when he had songs called 1, 2, 3, 4. Is it that? That, maybe. It's like his, the album is by Forest Frank and Forrest. I think this is a new version. It did not used to be called Nostalgia Pack. Really?

I can almost guarantee you because I definitely know these songs. Okay. Interesting. I've never heard of it. Nostalgia. I bet he'd like... Maybe just like repackaged it. Forrest's what I know it as.

Anyway, good album. Because Forrest period was like his solo project for a while. Cool. That's fun. Nostalgia pack. Yeah. Doesn't hear you a little nostalgia pack? See, yeah, it's nothing,

nothing that I see is like recommended that I don't know of. It's all. stuff that I've, like, been listening to. Is that what it is for you guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was right. Burrell lives. You guys ever heard of him?

Wait, I heard of him. Old man. Yeah. Because we watched the movie Summer Magic recently, so that's also on there. Okay, nice. Oh, brother, where art thou? Also on the soundtrack. Sunday morning hymns, along with pardon my take.

Good, good little yin and yang there. And a couple of playlists of my own. Best have been, living all right. And sunny day. days, D-A-Z-E. Nice. Sunny days. Those are all from the getaway, basically.

Well, that's fun. Boy, do I miss it. I just unpacked, like, yesterday for the get from the get-way. Really? How to feel? Good. It felt necessary. I'm usually an unpack right-of-way kind of guy, so.

Sorry, I'm back on the comments. A lot of good comments. A lot of stuff saying good things about time. And a lot of people really love the reverse singing. Scott texted this last night, like, midnight. And I was like, I'm crying, laughing, listening to reverse sing. A lot of people said they loved it. A lot of people were excited at Tyman's back.

And a lot of people saying specifically, I love Timon's camera work. He's back. Oh, yeah, that was going to be my comment. Shoot. That's okay. Jake. Do a specific comment, Jake, okay. You don't like my AI overview of all 30 that just kind of covers all of them.

That way you have nothing to talk about. So it seems like a good mix. All right. Here's kind of what I'm seeing. You know, there's a little bit of this, like all positive. Yeah. I know not a ton of traffic. All right.

I'm going to go. All right. I got one. I've won. Great. From Cassidy Miles, who said, nice jug, Jake. We sat next to each other at Lamberts. And we were just bought in our how much we loved Lambert's jugs.

And so I bought her some and shipped them to her because they didn't have any of stuff. Oh, that's fun. That's awesome. um i'll just do kyle martin 20 says i quit my job to start my business been killing it kind of brag uh i think i secretly want to be jake or brad when i grow up dot dot i'm 33 so he's basically our age younger though he could get there when do you feel grown up um a little bit more i feel like in the last year or two i feel more grown up yeah maybe marriage what percentage grown up do you like like if you're if you're if you're grown up self is loading

Are you 100%? No, no, no, no, no. Nor I. I'm probably between 75% and 85% grown up. Are you? Yeah. Yeah, I don't even know if I'm that far, brother. Really?

I don't know. I don't know if I'll ever be 100%. Too much Peter Pan in me, man. Too much of that pan in me, dog. Too much of that pan in me, dog. Can't get my bell out of here. Anyway. Peter, would you like to end this episode with the jingle?

Off to Neverland. let's do it. This one's coming from Sadie Gallagher. Oh, I know Sadie Gallagher. Sadie G. Is she a Gen Z? Yes, she is. 100%. Dude, the way she sent this thing. No capitalizations, no like end in, like all of it, like one paragraph at a time, not like multiple lines. It's not a Gen Z song. I feel like this is a nice millennial song. Maybe it's going Vi on TikTok right now or something. Is this the cheerleader that I think it might be?

I think so. Sweet. It is interesting. Like what songs do they know and what songs? they don't kind of like probably people from the 80s feel about us like how do they know that one but they don't know this one you don't know don't know donna summer they don't know Alabama barely at all yeah whatever right all right here we go do you know this song timing i think so all right timing send it to you baby oh yeah oh yeah there go jane i'll play the trumpet What a karaoke track When I need motivation

My one-soules main street roasters Because they are so strong Yeah, yeah They are always in my cup Every morning when I want All these other brands are tempting But their bo-bobs are the bomb And they say,

We are Christians, we have single origin We come from a small town nap and me With Amish soul Ooh, I think that I found myself a coffee brand. It is right at my door when I need it. Ooh, I think that I found my favorite coffee brand. It is right at my door when I need it.

The beats smell like heaven. The flavors taste so good when they hit my tongue. Yeah, yeah. They the best at the blends. Ain't no magic needed. All these other brands are tempting, but they got cake. and I found they are Christian They got single origin

They come from a small town Napani with Amish So, ooh, I think that I found myself a coffee brand It is right at my door when I need it Ooh, I think that I found myself a coffee brand It is right at my door when I need it That's you, Jake Yeah, boy.

they do it one-handed yes dextrous you're not done I get some attitude in this part right here they give me joints they give me joy and they give me joy in satisfaction Oh, and did I mention Use code GR Casey for 10% Of the whole family loves them too I think we made the right selection

Now that's all that left to do is hit the order button Oh, I think that I found myself a Coffee brand It is right at my door when I leave it Ooh I think that I found myself a coffee brand It is right in my door when I need it. It's Hey

First time doing the air trumpet And you killed it Pretty easy Yeah, Bruce Almighty Three buttons Yeah Three buttons Which one of those buttons do I have to press down

Which one's the C button See sharp button Man fun That was great You guys are great It's fun to hear you guys sing every week You're great too Jake Well

Thanks for pushing those buttons, Jake I mean, I made, what did I make, 10 grand today? This was a good day for me. Did we bet five grand as well? Timon made three at the beginning and then gave it all to me and then. So five plus five would be 10. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess that's 10. Dang. That's how it stacks up for me. Congrats. We'll have to bet more for reversing you next episode. Okay. That'll be fun. Yeah, well, we'll see you a Wednesday and go Chiefs.

Go Chiefs. And we'll see you Wednesday. Yes. Love you guys. Go Chiefs. Oh, so does it's fucking. Every morning morning you're taking ground

That's what's fucking Yeah.