Ghostrunners - 469 - High Fives From Women

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

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What are your thoughts on this? Brad, you're married still? Yes? I mean, you're not? Happily. Okay, great.

Dude, that's another thing. This always happens. Always gets so off track. But I was with the guy the other day who was like, I feel like trying to convince us too much that he was happily married. I was like, you with someone? Oh yeah, happily,

happily married. I was like, you're kind of overcompensating a little bit here. I don't say happily married. Yeah, I'm married. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, should I be saying I'm happily married? I just figure people assume.

Yeah, maybe it's just like, cute. Maybe we have just so little trauma in our back, like in our past of like with marriages. It's like well, all marriages are good for us. Every marriage is perfect. If you're married, yeah, you're doing well. Have you seen a Disney movie? Yeah. It always works out. Right.

Yeah. If anything, I try it downplay it. Like, yeah, I'm married, but like it doesn't really feel like it. Half the time I go to the gym, I take this. Our schedules just don't overlap very much. Married? Barely.

Yeah. Not tonight, I'm not. Who's asking? So I downplay it. What do you guys' thoughts? Two different stage of life here. Being asked for a high five by a woman. I'm going to give you more context later.

But it's in general. High-fiving women. How do we feel about it? Okay, well, two different things. Sorry. Yeah, this is context. You first said, asked for a high-five. I was like, oh, high-five.

Yes, like, they initiate it. That's, I think it's different. Even going in for a high-five. five versus being like versus saying the words high five i don't know why that's different fair for some it's like you're saying like if they say high five high five five me give me five it's almost like rather than just be like there's a if there's a girl that's like like give me a high five it's like even if there is nothing going on between us like we're for sure just friends right now that's what i'm it's like a high five is like just pretty normal i think a high five is fine yeah mentioning high five

It was weird. I don't think I ever high-fived Catherine when we were dating. Like, it was... You waited? Oh, no, I did more than high-five. High-five is platonic. Yeah. Unless it's like a hold it there for a second.

Now, a high-five is like a cold shower. It kind of resets... Just like we're good. Resets the hormones. Yeah, I mean, you go back to zero after a high-five. It's exactly like a cold shower. So if it's platonic, it doesn't seem like it's that big of a deal. But then again, I want to know...

Am I the only one high-fiving her? Has she five-fived another man before? Am I on a rotation? No, the context is- Is she high-fiving other guys? The context is everything here because like if it's if it's like touchdown chiefs Oh, give me a high-five, boom!

You over here, high-five, boom! You over here, give me five, boom. No problem. Okay. Give me another situation. A more intimate high-five situation. Thanks for coming to lunch with us. and, and you like give, give your bro, you dapp up your bro.

And then she's like, high five, that's almost like, I don't think I'm ever going to get invited back to lunch with this girl again. Like, she doesn't even want a hug. She doesn't want anything. Like, I'd rather not touch at all than high five in that situation. Yeah. I don't know. I think there's just different, there's different levels to high five. Also, there's a difference between like, just like, what's up, dude?

don't call me dude but like what's up what's up put her put her there put it there put him there like was it a celebratory high five or is it just like a greeting or a you know a farewell salutation yeah so i didn't even realize this i'm looking through my notes whenever down like i got high five by two different women this week and i planned on talking about them both separately let's combine them first is and i don't like this in principle i'm at target shopping around be bop and having fun hi five dude no yeah welcome Yeah. No, it was, when you get accosted by the salesman who don't even work for Target,

it was an AT&T girl who just sees me coming from a mile away. I mean, like the technology section of Target. They have that Target now? Yes, I didn't like it. I got a full cart of groceries. I'm over here just because, you know, Rachel's looking for some of us. I'm like, hey, let's see what the, see what the headphone section looks like. And as a girl comes up super friendly.

And I thought she, like, knew me. Hey, there. Let me ask you, how much you pay for your, on your cell phone? I was like, oh, boy, here we go. I don't love this at all. And I'm just so sucking. If you can switch me from business to regular, I'll sign up to that. Where are you a week ago?

But, I mean, she's just got this whole script down. You know, I'm like, I pay $150. $150. Are they mowing your lawn, too? I'm like, that's hilarious. And then she eventually gets to, like, oh, she's telling me about AT&Ts. You know, we have the largest 5G network. 5G.G.

Hi-5. High five for 5G, didn't like that. You went for it? What am I supposed to do? You just stand there and look at it. What kind of cycle would be? I have Verizon. I don't think so.

You want to play hardball? Not so fair. So yeah, we high five because they have a large 5G network. Didn't like that high five at all. Can I ask? I'm going to get a little bit closer to you here. Who's more uncomfortable in this situation? And I'm genuine.

I want to know, like, which one would you rather not be? high five and you don't give me a high five high five sorry I'm pocket I'm not going to high five I'm in the mobile podcasting right now you try high five you time in but high five five G you hate it I don't hate it I'm extended I'm good yeah at first I didn't mind it but I don't like it now yeah you're you're kind of wearing me down I know I kind of want to high five you. But no, sorry, I can't. I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle. Correct. No, no problem. No problem. I understand. High five. I can't have five here now. Okay. It would mess up the audio and that, that's fair. That's fair. I understand. Will it make it stop if you do? You just put

your arm down actually. No, no, no. High five. I'm good, dude. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. My G! Oh, oh, I think this type. Oh, I think this type. Beating means that it's going down With some random thoughts in white meat too Then West Best Friends eating fast food on repeat So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet Because it's a ghost from a podcast Everybody in the morning

We're taking around Ghost on a podcast Okay, so what was the other time? So I found out that I'm in the Lifetime Fitness app And I see that I've got it fitness app. I got that too. I got that too, dude. I got that two. 5G network. I have a, what's it

called? It's a complimentary. Free consultation? Dude, I got one of those too, man. I hadn't redeemed my complimentary dynamic personal training session yet. Okay. And so I thought might as well. I've been kind of rethinking my shred plan a little bit.

Chad GPT didn't do the perfect. Oh no, you had an app. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was fine, but the more I thought about it I'm just like, I think I won't get too much into it. But there's a lot of value. And I think with as much content we're putting out to keep the content fresh, especially on YouTube, like there's a lot of value in Isaac and I getting better at pickleball, which keeps people coming back to watch rather than just like,

if we just stay four-ohs for years, that's so stale. And so I'm going to try to take like playing pickleball a little bit more seriously. So you try taking my body a little bit more. So I'm like, why am I working on my upper body four days a week? What am I doing? I should be doing legs. I should be doing injury prevention stuff. I need to be doing just I need to redo how I'm working on everything.

It's like, hey, perfect. Dynamic commercial trainer. I get connected with this girl there and she's running me through some exercises and I do the lunge properly. Hey, great job. Now, that's a, that's a lunge right there, bud. Yeah, and kind of like perfect in every way, but high fives you when you do the simplest thing correctly.

Okay. Didn't like that either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a crowded day. It was labor day. Yeah, you told me, you're like, it was too much. A lot of high fives. Too much hyping me up.

for this thing. Yeah. Was she like cheering you on pretty loudly? It was okay. Six out ten. Okay. But I didn't know if we, I didn't think we needed a high five.

Yeah. I'm grown. She's grown. Was it just once or was it every time? We high five probably four to six times. Hey, all right. Not bad, Jake. Sometimes low fives.

Yeah, sometimes they kind of slip it. Hey. You know what I'm talking about with the slip? Dude, slip in. Hey, get me. I just felt like a I feel like we're causing a scene right now we're high-fiving too much

she gave me that we did that one exercise but I've got a massive medicine bowl and I'm just chucking it on the ground I love that one I didn't mind doing it I'm making a lot of racket though sure one time I hit it on the seams it goes rolling away like a dingus not getting a high-five for that

so either way I just didn't I didn't like the high-fives a lot of female high-fives does feel a little bit like a kid thing maybe more I think of it like yeah oh good job You stepped up on the bench? Yeah.

High five for that. I think I want to start saying give me five. People aren't saying give me five. Yeah, this is from an old podcast, right? Because our $5. Yeah, I think I want to bring it back again. Give it to me. I don't think I did it very well the first time.

I told this story at Lamberts, but it seemed like some of the people didn't know it. I think I told it on the podcast before, but I'm going to say it again because I love this story. It wasn't even my story. My buddy, Casey, Fort Worth at Waterberger. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Great.

Yes. Please don't give it away. At Waterburger, the same day, like, some NASCAR race was going on or something. So this family sits down. They're all clad in their, whatever, Bobby Labani, you know, gear. Oh, yeah. Jeff Gordon. Tony Stewart.

Tony Stewart, I think, was in there. Maybe a little Dale Earnhardt Jr. Good. Jeff Gordon. Jeff Gordon. Anyway, and they just sit there. They're just quiet. They're all just sitting there waiting.

They have their food in front of them. And then out of nowhere, like, without even really being prompted, they just stand up and they just give each other high fives. Just go, what a burger day. What a burger day. What a burger day. And like just high fiving every single person. It was like they were toasting with high fives.

And then they just go to town on a water burger. And so that's one of my favorite inside jokes to do all the time. Like, if anyone else knows that inside joke, it's really fun to just be like, Lambert's Day. Lamberst day. Lamber's day. Hey, largest 5G network day. Yeah, that's right. AT&T day.

Anything. Chiefs. Chiefs Ron. Chiefs Ron. Chiefs run. You know, like anything like that. So what a burger day. I liked you signing off a text this week to the boys group chat. Just like, hey, here's what I'm thinking. Yes, I think we could do Friday night. You guys break him over. I have it clear with Catherine, but she's cool. Chiefs. Chiefs. A couple spaces. Oh, yeah. Chiefs. Chiefs. Yeah. I, in my group chat with all my buddies, I send it every time we win. Every time the Chiefs win, I just send that like zoomed in picture of bow with my chief's hat on where he's like kind of like looking mischievous and I just put

chiefs that's all I say and sometimes it'll be like oh by the way chiefs you know with bow did all those stickers come over with the new phone jesse's phone alvaro's phone you got it all I don't know yeah I think so I think I at least have like I have all my photos and stuff that's nice yeah um it's been you know I don't know what you're going through with the phone thing because sometimes I'm like I'll go to text you and like oh well that doesn't show our recent messages this was a different Brad that I was texting. There's like three versions of Brad Ellis that I've texted this week. And I think they're all still going to your phone. I think I'm good. Yeah, I think I got it. But like, I am worried that I'm missing something. Or there's a guy that I've been trying

to get in contact with multiple times. I'm like, is my phone not working or something with him? Yeah. He doesn't usually not respond to me. And he's not respond to me now. Question marks. But I think it's mainly just he's not responding for whatever. I don't know. But yeah, Emily Brace, I text her. her something the other day. And she's like, FYI, your phone number and your email, like, it's coming from your email address on this text. I was like, I don't know. I looked in my message settings and didn't seem like it's all right. Cool. Email me. Yeah, freaking email me. I don't care. But anyway. I saw a snake this week. Hi-five or do you have a question? No, high five.

dude, that's awesome. I saw it inside of Lifetime Fitness. Ooh, inside. Where? Yeah. The pool area? This was right outside the pickleball doors. I was going to play pickleball.

This is a nightfall. I don't like seeing snakes anytime, but not after the sun goes down. Okay, so just to paint everyone the picture right outside the pickleball doors as in like the There's couch. Yeah, like right by the couch is right in the entrance, like not close to there's like one little like emergency door exit there, but no one's opening that door. So far from a snake habitat. there should not be one there and so I look around the corner when I get there and

there's a long hallway and I could see Isaac and some girl just like looking at something and as it gets closer as it goes you want to see a snake like what why is there a snake slith around a lifetime right now so then this girl is just like wrangling it and like picks it up and has got it by the neck she didn't even work there she's just yeah she'd have a good time not a long time yeah and then some other girl comes up she's like oh yeah is that a snake and then she's like, yeah, you want to hold it? She's like, yeah, I'll grab it. I was like, what is going on in time?

Yeah. I was like, do you work here? She's like, no. I was like, is everyone a member here, love snakes? Why are you guys holding this thing? Is it your snake? Scale of 1 to 10, comfortability with snakes is a one for me. Yeah, she was like, do you want to touch it?

Isaac was like, no. She's like, come on touch it. She, like, bullied Isaac into touching it. He touched. I said, no, thank you. I've nothing to prove. I'm married. Was it just like a little tiny garter steak or something?

It was very tiny. Still. How to get in there. And what's going on? Snakes, snakes suck. They do, dude. Every reptile does. Every reptile does?

Yeah, we've been over this. Oh yeah, because we talk about amphibians versus reptiles. Like turtles, I'll say, all right, I feel moderately about turtles. But every other reptile below stinks. We did talk about this? Lizards? Liz. I don't hate lizards.

What's the point? Dude, what's the point of... Okay. So the kids. right now are learning about solar system stuff. Got it. And so we have this, I mean, our...

You got a mnemonic device. My very earthly mother just ordered us nine pizzas. Yeah, just ordered us nine. Nine. They have this, like, whatever, our dining room has turned

into a homeschool room now. So we have like this poster on the wall of the plants. I forgot Mars. Keep going. That's okay. and dude, Jupiter is huge. I don't know. I mean, if this thing is to scale, it looks like it's a hundred times bigger than Earth. Is that true? The scar developing on my back, I was looking

in the mirror the other day, and I thought to myself, that looks like Jupiter's spot. Really? I have it on my back right now. Interesting. Um, high five for that. Yeah. I've seen a, illustration of, like, if you had a model Jupiter, you could fit, like, plenty of little Earths inside of it. I mean, I'm... Plenty. Maybe I'm over-exaggerating 100, but it seems like it is 100 times bigger. I believe 100.

And what... I just told Cathay was like, I don't understand... First of all, I can't comprehend space. We talk about that. But also, what's the point of these other planets? You know? That's a good question. Why are they here?

obviously we need one star to keep us warm the sun is yeah sun i get even like all the other stars and all the other planets asteroids what's the what's the why did god why was god like i got to work on jupiter and i'm gonna make a whole beltful asteroids i'm gonna see how much bigger jupiter is than the earth how much it mean it's time and look up what's the go into go into chatty and say from a biblical worldview, what is the point of planets? Okay. Besides Earth. Jupiter is significantly large on Earth being approximately 11 times wider and having a volume

large enough to hold over how many? How many Earths? 65. 1,300 Earths, dude. But only 11 times wider. Wow. Must be taller. Also 300 times heavier than the Earth.

Now heavier. Now that is an interesting calculation. How in the world? How? Yeah. It's, yeah, wait, hold on. It's, it's buoyant. It's, it's buoyant just like Earth is. It holds more than two thirds of the solar systems planetary mass. Jupiter. Huge. Massive. There's no way we've, is there life on Jupe? How would we know? Full of gas. It's 1,300 times bigger than the Earth. Oh, you can find a neighborhood there. You can find some life there. You find a nice. Coltazac and Jupiter, probably. There's probably some podcasters right now in Jupiter being like, what's going on over Earth?

Anyway, just wild, dude. This, I'm getting a lot of like, for what I can tell. It says one to display God's glory. Like, yeah, I guess we're, we're kind of in all of it right now, so that makes sense. To mark. That's a good argument. Yeah. To mark times and seasons.

Oh, I see, like back in the day, like, oh, Venus is in. yeah like you can see where it is and so you know what is that where they call it in heat yes because at the gas Venus is in heat oh yeah got it this one looks kind of it's kind of similar to the first one to show humanity our smallness and God's greatness

Gigi I mean truly and possible purposes beyond our knowledge oh high five to that crazy dude so big anyway that's so cool

what's the point of snakes what's the point of jupiter i'm with you there you guys seen that video going around the internet where someone found a chameleon and so they're using it to like eat spiders in their home no whoa it's pretty sweet they'll hold it up like a spider's on the ceiling and they'll grab this chameleon and just hold it up there and he's super slow moving it's like a sloth but then eventually i mean you like blink and you miss it his tongue just goes out i mean it's like that like little like oh yeah what's that called that like a hand that like yeah would sticky hand yeah yeah yeah it looks like that is tongue. I mean, it's probably 12 inches, just grabs a spider. Now, that's

a reptile I'm okay with. I would like to watch that. That's cool. Yeah, of course, you know, I'm seeing this. Like, why, we all have camillians? And then every comment's like, uh, a comedian's actually one of the hardest reptiles to own. If you don't have reptile experience, I wouldn't recommend a chameleon. All right. All right. That's fun for those

people to comment that I've been. To be able to know that, sure, that's great. Yeah. Anyway, a lot of high fives this week. Wow. A lot of high fives going around. Oh, yeah, Snake at Live Time. Oh, do you know Josh and Dylan Barnard? We talked about this a little bit. Yeah, you know who there.

Some mechanic guys, they were in town. So that's why we and Isaac went up and played pickleball with him. And Josh was talking about something I think is really funny. So I've seen, I've gotten Facebook ads for this company before. It's similar to like, particularly bricking your phone or maybe, you know, you've got to do this before your alarm gets turned off in the morning. This is like, it uses the camera on your phone to kind of read like biometrics where you have to do physical activity to, earned screen time you heard of this or seen this that tj i think used okay yeah i downloaded it and i think never made an account and never did anything with it but i've seen it so his specifically

sometimes it's like if you just do this breathing exercise he can get 60 seconds of ESPN but most of the time if he wants social media or really anything he has to do push-ups for it okay like that's awesome good for you and he's like it's crazy he's like you know i've do i've do 20 push-ups to get a minute on facebook so i mean you're you're in and out of there he's like it really does it knocks down your screen time like crazy. He's like, there's been a couple scenarios where I've been meeting a guy for like a business thing. And I get there, I get to the parking lot. I realize I don't know what this guy looks like. I need to look him up really quickly. And so he's in the parking lot. His collared shirt, khakis on. No way. Just busting out 20 so he can quickly get on Facebook.

Okay, he's private. I know 20 again. Let's go LinkedIn. Let's try LinkedIn. Nice to meet you, man. Yeah, yeah. Can you get you coffee or anything? You look, like, your photos. Steaming hot cup of coffee? Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Yeah, he was like, honestly God, that has happened to me before and it works. And I was like, that's so funny.

That's, that's a bit waiting to happen. Because he said, the reason he does it now is because it's happened before where he, he was telling me a story, he met with the, he was like, Connor? Yeah, Josh. Yeah. Great. They, had bought wrong guy. Just two really common names.

Yeah, like talk for 30 minutes. What? And realize like, you're not my Connor. You're the wrong guy. He's like, now. 30 minutes. Now I do my push-ups beforehand. Now I make sure I know.

That's wild. It reminded me, I was like, I have a story about this. It took me like half a game of people. I was so not focused. I was like, something like this has happened to me. I know it has. I don't remember if this happened pre-podcast or not. But so he says, we'll bring a bell.

I got set up with a girl to go to coffee. I remember now, Courtney was her name. and we both were told that, like, hey, so-and-so wants to meet you there or whatever. And so we both are waiting for the other person to bring up what we're there about. And we just sit there for like an hour waiting to like learn what we're there for. We both realize we have no idea what we're here for. Oh, it wasn't like a date necessarily. No, no.

It was like, someone told me like, hey, you should get with Courtney to like talk about she's got some stuff she wants to share with you or whatever. Gotcha. And she was told, hey, I think Jake is really wanting to like get coffee with you to share some stuff with you. And so we just sat there for an hour. You were just like tiptoeing. Like you were having small talk and like, what's been going on or like what's? Yeah. You never talked shop.

Like it was just like, oh yeah. Yeah. Big family. She was three. She's three years younger than me. Yeah, she's great. She's great. She's starting her own, uh, yeah.

Hot yoga thing. Yeah. So that's about it. You're like suddenly ending the conversation to give her a time. Yeah. So yeah, that's pretty much it. So. And yeah, so been a chiefs fan pretty much my whole life.

You have to, yeah, you can't. but then you can't you can't stop it like you for too long how how long would you wait until you said something else i mean i guess my threshold was 45 to a 60 minutes i mean she was like what are we here for do you know i kind of am waiting for you to bring it up it's it's it's pretty foggy i mean this was probably like six or seven years ago so did she resonate with you too like like i don't know oh it's such a relief for both of us she's like oh i can't wait for you to bring something up it's like i was told that ben you know ben she's like who's been like i thought you knew who Ben was.

So tell me Gocies if that is an old podcast story. I can't remember if that would have happened. Doesn't sound familiar, but that's... Yeah, it might have been right before we started the podcast, but anyway, yeah, push-ups in the parking lot. It's kind of funny. It kind of maybe brings a bell. I wouldn't be surprised if maybe it's come up. Yeah, it was a long time ago. Yeah, that's wild

though. Kind of DeAnglo Vickers and Michael meeting at the hotel bar. Right. Anytime I meet anybody for Facebook Marketplace, I always know. I feel like it's like pretty obvious. Maybe like coffee shop? I don't know. That's crazy. Like how often are people miss meeting people? There was, McLean's actually a couple weeks ago. Somebody like waved to me

and I was like, they're waving at me. And I'm like, I don't know these people. And I think maybe the one of the one of the couple, like it was like a couple. And one of them was like that's not him and the other person. I didn't wave back. I tried to show him like, not me. Wrong guy. Don't do it. That's funny. that's too bad what we got here where's this thing wood table knock hand that's great there's good AI overview of the sounds you heard wood table knock hand Jake podcast what else can you do with a table eat business eat business live what if I told you you can have your business and eat it too. How?

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can I do another one? Do you guys, this is just a lazy slash big man problem probably. But I'm curious. Do you guys ever, let's say, let's say there's two things on the ground that you need to pick up. Do you ever kick one of those things towards the other ones so you only have to bend over once? As a dad, you're probably picking these up off the ground all the time. Half my life.

Yeah, see, I'm not picking up that much. And they usually slide pretty well. Let me think. If for some reason, let's say, like two shoes were six feet apart. Or these two, these two boxes, like there's like two cardboard little box. boxes right now. Yeah, one of them is like, yeah, 12 feet, 10 feet from the other one. No, I don't think I would use my feet to kick one closer to the other. Oh, yeah. I don't think I've done that, but I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah, it's consolidated. Yeah, that's good. But you have to, I mean,

obviously, if it's not going to slide, you have to be confident in the slide when you kick it. Yeah, you got to check your clothes out shoes and what's the floor surface. Right, because if you kick it and it goes somewhere that you didn't want to be, then it's just twice the problem. So you're kicking and lifting a lot, one two punch. I'm starting to notice it. So, yeah, I think I am. It's just nice. Because there's so many times, this is probably just what you call growing up. But it's like, if I don't pick this up, it's on Catherine. And Catherine might not pick this up. So therefore, I think I have to just pick it up myself. I'm picking up. Like, it's either me or nobody, you know, or it's my wife who already does

a million things in our house. So. And Bo can't. He's out shooting hoops. They can. They just will never do it unless I micro, I mean, they will never, yeah, pick up. I'm trying to teach them initiative. That's my big thing right now. And so now, like, whenever it's time to clean up, I say you just have to clean up, you just have to take initiative on 20 things. Just 20 things. Figure it out. Yeah. It can be 15 pieces of Legos. Good job. That's 15,

you're 20 right there. There you go. But just take initiative. Pick up sticks. Check the mail. Mail. Go up sticks. Anyway, just didn't know if you had. Yeah, that's funny. I'll start paying more attention. Yeah.

When's the last time you talked to a crew? what's it called it's like you know it's a gaggle of geese it's a murder of crows what's it called when there's like six or more firefighters in one spot oh that's a flock it's a set set set yeah set of fighters when's that time you talked to a set of fighters altogether yeah me to them never i don't think i had either that sounds intimidating it was good handshakes on them what happened we were just driving down quivera we got a little firehouse down here yeah they were all outside in the parking lot playing pickleball. They had chalk and like a portable net.

You're talking about, oh yeah, yeah, I can never talk about. He's down there and anyway, I mean, Rachel driving by and she's like, you got to stop. It's where we stopped and just like gave them all paddles. Nice. It was fun. Just talk to the boys. Yeah. Shawnee's finest.

Yeah. We have a lot of firefighters in our neighborhood. Good. So I did, I said, and just so you know, 6-7-1-2. Yeah. You know, this is my address. Yeah. Just to kind of, some little insurance.

You protect me, I'll give you paddles. I will be burning some stuff in my backyard. So, yeah, there's a guy down the road. Actually, Henry's, neighbor Henry's neighbor, Doug. Used to be the captain there, Captain Doug. Captain Doug, Captain Doug. Captain Deez. We didn't did a little tour of there, too, the fire station one time with the kids.

It's cool. You know what? There's another Captain Doug in my life, Douglas Gibson, Garrett's dad. Yeah. And he's always offered to take me on a little ride-along. You should. I just feel like how you can't predict when the fire is going to happen. I could sit there all day and we just go to this, you know, we do nothing.

We just go to car accidents all day. That's no fun. Oh, I think it's just fun to get in that truck though and ride. Just getting that truck and, oh, just ride. Especially if you get to be in the back, the ladder. The back, the good seat. Well, you know how the sometimes the Dalmatians up front? No, no, no.

No, the fire truck sometimes you have to like steer it in the back and the front. Oh, I have seen that actually. Back steering's fun. I know. I want it to be such a, it's, we are running so late that I'm hanging on

to the side of it. That's the ride along, right along, I just want to, I just want to go down the pole. I want to go down the pole. I want to put on the boots, and I want to pet the Dalmatian.

Yeah, how many Dalmatians are, how real is that? There's always Dalmatian. Is that like the rule? Yeah, it has to be. It has to be, yeah.

Man, why did Dalmatians? Why did, you don't really ever see Dalmatians. actually now I think about it. I saw one. Irony, they probably burned

in a house fire. Do people own Dalmatians? I can't ever... Yeah. Yeah. I've seen one recently at a park. Rosie was pumped.

That's how I remember. Yeah, they're there for kids. Yeah. Just hanging out. It's kind of like a quicksand thing. It's quicksons. Like you learn a lot about them as kids. Yeah.

But they don't see them about. It's all poodles and oodles these days, man. Oodles of Puddles. What was the St. Bernard's? What happened to St. Bernards, dude? Yeah, kind of peek.

after the sandlot and Beethoven. I was going to say Beethoven was St. Bernard. Yeah, the 90s had their way with St. Bernard's. St. Bernard's was doing all right. I don't know, man. It's just all... What dogs are in movies now? You know,

there's no movies out anymore, bro. Just all Avengers and Marvel. Yeah, do we have any creatures in the Marvel cinematic universe, any non-humans? There's a raccoon. Yeah, as you say, Guardians of the Galaxy has that. Okay, so we're just going away from dogs all together, maybe. I guess so.

We're going to rodents. A bunch of roads. Ah, no. Superman just came out. That is a dog. That has a super dog. I guess for back. Super dog? He has like superpowers. What kind of breed? I don't know. Super dog. It's a CGI dog. I guess that's the breed.

Use a real dog. What breed is? There is no single super dog breed. All right. It thought I meant like, what's the best? Crypto? Oh, it's a white mutt. No. Superman can't afford anything better than a mutt. I guess not.

Oh, he could fly, though. I guess that makes sense. I got some feedback from last week when I talked about top notch. I did see that comment. Apparently, top knot is a thing that they do with poodles. I've heard top knots, like high ponies, stuff like that for girls. And then... It's a genuine song. Right?

High pony. Yeah. I think. Let's do it. Write it. High pony. Tie it. Tie it.

High pony. You heard that song, timing? No, sir. Perfect. French braided. Somebody write that jingle. It's a great song. I'm just a groomer.

Looking for a poodle. Right now. Someone who knows how to ride a ride. we'll do that so that um top notch and then apparently stellar construction or whatever that was used to go to our church and sam severs is like yeah brad's making fun of people on the podcast and i'm like of course you know stellar construction somebody's last name is stellar it's like they shouldn't use that as their name yeah it's a good take so anyway i was i was oh for two as far as people in accidentally misspelling things but uh shall we do our little game we should

y'all let's do it a little people just had really good things to say about reverse singing last week so we're men of the people yeah we are they want to laugh we will give them their laugh my AT&T target headphones so we're going to do this where I think I'm in the dark

I'm trying to guess what the boys have been up to what they're singing what they're saying and the theme today is movie quotes so you guys could play along or no I guess you could play along if you're just watching this, you could like unmute it when you see me take my headphones off

or you just listen because it's a podcast, you're probably driving right now. Oh, I see. Yeah. So we're doing movie quotes, timing. Well, I guess we'll do a few of each.

Those things work pretty well. We will find out. Speech jam. Anybody got a song they'd like me to listen to? Nickel back. Got it. Yep.

I'll tell you right now they don't connect like AirPods do I want to try those out if you don't mind I want to see because I have like multiple pairs of like the knockoff Amazon ones

I'm so curious like how different are they let's try them out so all right time all right Jake are you I'm good okay okay cool

I got a quote okay so my so you say it normal I say normal or I guess and you try reverse Yeah. Great.

Or maybe do we both just do a reverse. Like you do one and then you reverse it and I do one. I don't know. Sure. Sure. Here. I'll try one. All right. I'm tired of this, grandpa.

That's good. Hey, here we go. Oh, okay. That's a tough. That's a tough one. Give it a few more and then I'll just go. No, sorry. No, sir.

Because I can hear the reverse version, right? Oh, wait. Yeah. Do you want to just do your... Oh, sure, sure, sure. Okay. Oh, okay, okay. No, no, no. In a second.

Okay, I'll record one and then we can do both of them together. Okay, you got one for me? Oh. Uh, uh, uh, uh, you are a toy. Yeah. Nice. You're good. You're going to kill that one.

It's great. All right. Ready? We're good. Like I was listening at a dangerous volume. Probably so. All right. So I'll try to reverse yours and you try to reverse mine.

Great. Let's do it. Okay. You guys each did one? Yeah, that's fun. So, wait. Once you, once you try mine, yours is gone, right? I just realized.

Should we just do our own? You're so smart. Oh, let's just do our own. You're so smart. Okay, I'll try mine. Oh, my milk's either of asthma. Oh, what? All right, here we go.

Oh, my milk see the rest. I'm going to get, I'm just, I'll listen once more. I'm just going to try it. Oh, my, see the asthma. Oh, my name's knife, Nope, that's not gonna be good One little bit No, I believe in Jake

The middle's gonna be fine Alright, here we go I'm friends for my Zoom pot Wait, wait, wait I think I got it I'm tired of digging these holes Grandpa yeah, is that it? I'm tired of his grandpa

Yeah, nice Wow, okay Wow, sweet Good job, timing Thanks Thanks Oh, that's hard. I thought it was...

I thought mine was going to be an easy one. Hi-you-out-Raw-W-W-Y. Hi-you-out-wrought-de-k. Was that it? That's what I'm supposed to get it from? That sounds reversed. You are-watt-so-yeah. I mean, just like the tone, it sounds like,

Schwarzenegger. So I was going to guess I'll be back. Even though none of that sounds like, I'll be back. You are what toya. At what'suia is what I hear. Just to the very best of your ability, ignore the tone, I feel like. I don't know. The tone is quite.

It's four words. Yeah. You can't handle the truth. You can't end. Oh, it's four words. One more time. You are what. So, yeah.

You aren't, you aren't, you are, you are, you ought to know better. No. I don't know. It's from Toy Story when he just goes, you are a toy. Good quote, good quote. All right, one for two, one for two. You want to keep doing them or you want me to switch? You want to try out the headphones?

I do. Got a little song for you. It's funny, I just like, click the first thing I saw, don't blame me by Taylor Swift. As soon as I put it on, I, it's like she says your name. Um, yeah, your name. name is in that song. It's like one of those where it's like, she says the word time and then the next word is and. So it's like, time and. So you're in there. Sweet. All right. Let's think, movie quote. All right, I got one. Sweet. Go for it. We will blitz all night. All right. Your

turn. Okay. I'm just looking them up because I don't know. Okay. I'm just going to go. Life is like a box of chocolate. Good? All right, we're good. How is my impression? All right. I'll go first.

Yeah. Oh, we'll be tough to get all the syllables one more time. Shut, whole, whizun up. I don't think I did good. All right, you ready? I can't remember the quote. Play it again. Man, it's ill.

Man, I got. I got a lot of those sounds wrong. The, like, what would it be called? The iambic petameter, the beat of it is... Not terrible. ...is good with the movie, quote. Yes. Yes.

Pull it out. Pull it out. I mean, I got every syllable, every vowel wrong. You're nailing it. Really? But obviously, I gave you very little. I don't know, man. Everybody pound, everybody, pal.

What is it? We will. We will blitz all night. Play it one more time now that I know that. I locked it. Oh, okay. Gosh. Yeah, you could go it into this speaker.

all was there all was there all was there all right time let's see how mine sounds oh crap my counts of hell oh crap that's a different language what the heck still cautious squad by counts of hell okay wow that's so many syllables yeah

still cautious squad by counts of hell okay sounds like mainly L's okay I'll cautious squad by counts of hell I'm going to do one more and then go for it. Yeah. Still cautious squad by Galtz-i-Kal-de-Kal. I think that's going to be better than you think.

Better than mine. Okay, here we go. That good, dude. That was good, dude. That was good. Played a game. I mean, maybe if you don't know what it is, but... What good luck is not get schlock-glitz?

Life Psychobot. Yeah, there we go. Snok-knock-knock-knock. I was like, if I can get chocolates decently, then I think we'll be fine. You got chocolates. That's pretty good. Wow. All right, time's in the dark now.

Let's do it. All right, I think I thought of one. Also, feel free to pander a little bit to movies I might know because I don't know a lot of movies. All right, Larry Box. All right. Broadway. I'm good. You guys can go now.

All right. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. You went twice. You went twice on it. That's good. I think it was the same thing. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I guess for me, I was looking, can I do Star Wars? Luke, I am your father. Do you think he's heard? Yeah, surely. Luke, I am your father. All right. I was vibed to that song.

Good. That was fun. I like these headphones too. All right, go for it. All right, this one's, this one's getable. I can do this. No more spiksaish, no more spiksaish, no more spiksaish.

One more time. No more spikshish, no more sminksish. A little bit. Ready? Yep. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.

Nailed it. Nice. All right. I'm going to go, permission to go one shot on it. Listen, once, go. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I'm many full silence, though, while I do this, right? No problem. Okay. The tone is very specific. I feel like. I ran it all summer. Should have gone more than once. I'm gonna put my, I'm gonna put these headphones on.

I think you gotta look at the very beginning and the very end. That's, that's it. I ran it all summer. I ran the both. What in the world again? I ran the whole summer It sounds like

I ran the whole summer I don't know it's nothing's bringing a bell That's my guess I am your father Do you know that? Yeah Okay

I ran the whole father It sounded like I said summer for sure It was like summer Summer Yeah, one shot's tough. I think I go overboard with how many times I listen to it. But that's impressive. Well, they call me one shot Brad.

All right, I want to do it. Let's do another round. I'm ready. Who's next? Take the phones. Here you go. I'm going to make him an offer. He can't refuse.

That's going to be terrible. So long. Do you think of any quotes for me? Blanking. You could do, you talking to me? You could do E.T. phone home. Oh, I like that. I feel the need, the need for speed.

I'm not trying the ET one. E.T. Phone, home. I think that'll be getable. You're going to kill that one. All right. Good. We're good. All right.

I'm going to go first because I think he's going to get you. You're going to get timids. All right. Thanks time. Yes. So let me, mine is more, more difficult. Yes. Sweet French.

Her phone and my game and I'm a. I have a guess right now just based off the tone. It sounds like another hole's quote, you're being Madame Zerone. If you carry me up the mountain. It does. You're not yet. Sweet freaky, her phone in my camera, ma'amama. Three, for Rick, if I know, if I remember.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. My memory of the phoeuvres. Okay. It's always the end, because that's what you started with, the beginning of it. My name is having the phone. It furious.

Ifier is. What is the end? I have to have a phone, Reefere. Mirre. I have no idea. I'm going to make him an offer. He can't refuse.

Oh, wow. My men are having to phone, if you can't refuse. Oh, yeah, you can kind of hear refus. Can't refuse. All right, here we go. I do feel pretty good about this one. Oh, no, he'stie.

Okay. Wait. Mohan off he'd be. Maw on eating. Oh, I forgot what it sounded like. Well, I did it. That's hard. It's just going to be the vowels.

Oh, E.T. Home. Oh, E.T. phone home. Yeah. Yeah. That was good. It was less good than I was hoping. Yeah.

There's so few letters here. That seems so simple. I can't screw this up. Yeah. Slurping? Always, brother. Yeah. But you know what?

Sometimes when I don't have a drink, it seems weird. To slurp with no drink. It's just like, what are you doing over there? You got to get a drink in your hands, dog. I would love to, dog. I will say, I mean, it's actually like falling out. Like, it's September. Like, it is time to drink coffee.

This is the month to do it. Is there something just magical about a hand through the mug holder, handle, hand through the mug handle, right? Two to three fingers through the mug handle. And then other hand just cupping it and just like holding it there. I don't even know if you have to drink it that much. I think it's just really fun to just hold it there, two hands on there, just warming up the hands in the morning. That's almost as enjoyable as truly drinking the coffee.

I take a lot of calls, a lot of Google meet calls, just holding a mug, just H&M. Holding mugs. Holding mugs. Yeah, that's good. It's nice, you know. It puts me in a nice casual posture. Yes. You know, they asked me, Jake, what do you think about that?

Let me think about that. And then right away, they respect you. They're like, oh, this guy's a coffee drinker. He must know what he's doing. Yes, exactly. He must be productive. He must be enjoying his life because he's got coffee, specifically coffee from Main Street Roasters.

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Trade your devices? Mm-hmm. I don't need your headphones if that's what you're past me. Oh, I said. I know I kind of was. How much do you guys care about making sure they're on the right here? Oh, why not? Yeah.

Yeah, just go ahead. I always do it. Can I have your cell phone, please? Good. I need your phone. Yeah. are you this? Here's my phone. 4251.

It's Alvaros. But don't tell everybody else. All right. I should have been taking a movie quote. Taylor Swift has a song, King of My Heart. Is that John Mark McMillan's cover? There's a different one. I wonder.

Are you guys recording? You guys go ahead. All right. You have one? I was going to be quiet now. Go ahead. I got it. Let me know when you're done.

Sounds good. Okay, it's a little bit quieter part of the song. So let me do a new song. King of my heart. Let's see how it goes. Even though. King of my heart's quiet. Interesting.

Gorgeous. I'm going to listen to gorgeous. Interesting that you're at 74% battery, but still on low power mode. I heard something about low power mode. Okay, I got a quote. All right. I can't hear you guys. Go ahead.

All right. Why so serious? Yes. That's mine. All right. Where's Rachel? That's good. All right.

Gorgeous. Good song. You know, it was about Travis Kelsey, but she wrote it nine years ago. Holy cow. It's the craziest part. Wow. All right, time when you go first.

All right. I have a feeling. I'll just go for it Any guesses? Incantation from Lord of the Rings No, I keep a guesser Well, what's your phone doing? Oh, that's what Siri looks like.

I do have it. I do have it. All right? I'm sorry, yes, I'm sure you are. How so we send your assail. I think there is a good A little bit of an advantage If you do try to like

Actually like diagnose the first one Because the first one's actually like right Just backwards Yeah So I think I figured it out Is it played again? Okay How so serious

Yeah why so serious It's a pretty good how so serious It's funny that it's changed How so serious Yeah no one asked how so serious Serious forwards and backwards. Because so is...

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. And there's the serious... Yeah, I guess it begins and ends with... Oh, that's true. How so... Who's so serious? When? So serious.

All right. Oh, I'm serious. Serious. That was worse than I thought. All right. Oh,'s camera, serial. I'm thinking of the letters I said, and reverse, they should not. sound that way. I'm thinking the same thing.

What words are those? Where's the... I know. Oh, scabber cereal. Oh, this, cereal. You ready? What's a hard grunt at the beginning. Two words. I have no idea.

What's you doing? Same movie. Where's Rachel? Nice. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. All right, one last round of timing. Yeah.

Get the music again. I'm so excited. All right. Movie quotes that Timon would know. I got them. I was trying to make them hard on purpose. The flower that blooms in adversity is the most beautiful

and rare flower of all. I'm just kidding. All right. Hakuna Matata. What a wonderful phrase. I was going to sing too. Now I'm in there. You can hear me on your recording.

Not yet, Tyman. I just got a text. I'm on time with his phone. I got a text from Jake Triplett, and it's the song he's listening to right now. I guess he wants to save this. Oh, he's a placeholder. Yeah.

All right. Do you want to build a snowman? All right, T. Good. I like that song, huh? Oh, yeah. How'd you know? Oh, yeah.

All right. Are you ready? Take us away. See air from Chauvin'o, her face her face. Okay, her face. There's some there Some of the bones are there Could I get one more?

I think it's like something Her Something something her face That's what I'm hearing I don't know Also sounds like a song Face is close Faze

Very close Very close I'm going to say I'm wanting more to her face I Nothing is coming like nothing's familiar about it But think about her gaze A namesake of your face He's joking

It's from can you feel the love tonight or something But it's but I don't Not that song but a different song It's not that close to her I want to be a phrase It's not that close So I really I have no I don't know

Hakuna Matata What a wonderful phrase Whoa It's crazy you got the movie right It's the wrong song Because I said namesake Oh That was a clue

I thought you meant Bib Bible Wow What a wonderful phrase Mm-hmm My middle stuff Middle stuff I said like And I will you

I got one Saddley Mano said a way to him Ready? It was there what I saw me am I got one word He nailed it go again

that was it what I saw him do you want to build a snowman yeah there we go ended it with a good one all right let's all do this one together okay timing sure the flower that blooms in adversity

is the most rare and beautiful of all what movie is that from from Moulon apparently ready time yeah I'm gonna play this for you you, you listen, you try it. Okay. Can I get one more? And then that's it.

All the old friend near. So I'm at the eat a servant and smearment by the wild. All my friend of the other. All right. Don't play it yet. That sounded pretty good. Jake, you want to do it next? We're all going to do it. Then we're all going to play them. I just go off yours. Yeah, all right. all play in reverse you've got the closest and what are we going for again

the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all okay all right I'll try mine but you don't get in so much it didn't go out there didn't hear any of those words not a single word of that was in there oh mine's probably connected to

Bluetooth alright We had the flowers. You got flowers. We had the flowers. We're just like near the end. That's impressive. What's the beginning when you're saying it?

Reverse. Is it? Yes. Yeah, you're right. Is it? It kind of didn't really trip me up for a second. Flower. Why so serious?

You were saying serious first. Yeah, wait, yeah. Flowers at the end. Dang, I'm talented. Dang, I'm talented. Jake. You're good. Good job, bud.

that was maybe the best except for the flower of jakes but there was the tone was good like the cadence you think the flying in the universe of me's your brain merciful i think there's like jakes was bad i give it a jake really okay i think the only word you can understand from mine is all i thought you kind of got a little you got the s of adversity and a little bit of flower as well a little you got the S of adversity you got one of the letters from one of the words

parts parts are good fun game fun game fun game what are you guys up to the rest of day tonight is women's worship night

at church so I'm home what happens and who's it for I'm not sure exactly I don't I don't go because it's for women so I guess it's for women

okay I don't need to know but yeah to no not tomorrow Tomorrow I'm finalizing everything for South Dakota Saturday going to South Dakota. Oh, yeah. Yeah, are you all set? I mean, I guess you got to finalize it. I think I'm mostly set. A lot of it's just like, I think I have it all.

I think I have it all. What am I forgetting kind of thing? Because South Dakota, like, obviously South Dakota is remote, but then this place we're going is even more remote. So it's like. Yeah, was it five, six hours just against Sioux Falls and then two hours west? At least, yeah. And so it's like, if I forget something, I can't just be like, oh, I'll run to Home Depot. So you kind of need like every tool.

every just like scrap wood every tool and then like everything like okay what if this goes wrong then I should have this just in case contingencies this is all those beds right no yep all these beds and then some dining tables and some how you loading them up room that's like that seems like I'll figure it out like how much room do you need trailer I'm just getting the biggest you haul I can find basically okay yeah 26 footer should be fine right so but yeah it's going to be a lot we'll see and you and I are going together once our pickleball tournament is done with on Saturday. Yes. Isaac's like, oh, yeah, I can't leave until after it.

It starts at one. What time you think it's going to be over? It depends on when we lose. But, you know, four, five, six. And it's also an independence. Oh, it's an independent. Probably between four and five is realistic. Maybe I'll have him drive my truck.

I don't know. We'll figure out. That's why you have tomorrow finalize it. Yeah, exactly. I know. It's like, it'll all work out. Wait, so what are you going to do for NFL Sunday? You guys got to just be together?

I kind of just realized, like, oh, that we're going to miss all Sunday. Yeah, because that's what we're going to be working. Like, it's like Sunday, putting it all together. Oh, dang. You can't work on Saturday now, you know? So I was like, well, crap. Dang. I know.

Not ideal, but. But one of the biggest orders of your life. Worth it. Probably worth it. Worth it. Yeah. It'll be fine. So anyway.

But it is too bad. Opening weekend. Scott was trying to play in pickleball. And I was like, just see, I could play later in the afternoon. I could play evening. But at noon. I will be putting Red Zone directly into my bloodstream. Yeah, do we have to get a new subscription for that now?

I'll tell you what's a bummer is last night, I was like, hey, I'm going to go and get NFL Red Zone the ad on YouTube TV, make sure it's locked and loaded for Sunday, and then I've been paying for it this whole year. So I'm all set. I'm ready for Sunday. But it is through YouTube still? Yeah, it's like $10 a month. They'll add on Sports Plus package.

So isn't Red Zone with ESPN now? It's with somebody else now. and now it's got commercials. That's too bad. You say seven hours commercial free football. Now it's like seven hours of red zone football. Doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is. Will it be completely commercial or will it be like commercial over to the side?

You know what I mean? That's what people are hoping for. Like maybe just like banner ads or something. But no, it's like break cut to commercial. That stinks. That stinks. That's too bad. Which I guess now at least I know when to go to the bathroom.

Because there's some days like I can't leave. No, you just bring your phone with you. Oh, you're watching on your phone Sure Yeah, good point Anyway, fun weekend Time, what do you got going on? Pickleball stuff tonight

Oh yeah, tonight we're shooting Yeah, big long full day Yeah, it'll be fun And then maybe Chiefs game You bring in your light tonight? Not tonight Wow, we're not good enough To get your lumens, huh?

Well, you just, we'll get there Same time and say pay more And I'll bring the light If you're just paying more I mean, I might consider it's a good point There you go I didn't think about that Charge them more

What'd you say? Where else? I forgot. I said maybe Chiefs game. Oh yeah, maybe Chiefs game? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not?

And then Silver Dollar City on Saturday. Whoa. With some friends. That'll be fun. What? You just got to drive down in their early Saturday? Yeah, like the Kelly's.

You guys know the Kelly's. We know the Kelly's. They're driving like their 15 passenger van with a bunch of people. So that's great. Yeah, driving up that morning, coming back the evening. That's a great day. Yeah. It's going to be so fun.

Man, I love this. DC. Yeah. great time that's fun that's fun you pickable what we're doing oh yeah i guess just yeah pickling pickling confronting that guy yeah confronting tube and tank and thomas tooth tank and thomas yeah i'll see how that goes man i can't wait she just came friday pickle turn saturday what a good weekend i got a good life you got a good life but got a good life i can't wait till it's like a legit documentary style video about confronting this guy

There's clips from the podcast on it because we talked about it. Yeah, yeah. It's all in there. Yeah, I'll take any of all advice in the comments. Anything you want to see, what's the best way to do this? I can't wait. Man, it's going to be fun.

Last thing I'll say, I develop some beef with someone else. I'm talking about future beef. I joined a fantasy football league. Sorry, it's about football again, but with some pickleball friends of mine. That's how I know them. They're like, hey, we're making a league.

You and Isaac want to join? I'm like, sure, why not? Well, I only know about half the guys in the league. The other half are just like friends of friends. They don't play pickleball, whatever. So we do this draft and whatever, it's normal. Just a normal phase football draft. Well, yesterday I'm at the gym and I see this,

I have this DM from a guy in the league who I don't know. And he's like, hey, man, what in the world? Like, you took my QBs that I was going to draft just to sit on your bench. I was like, whoa, this is aggressive. I don't even know who this guy is. I don't claim an ownership over these guys. I just responded, I didn't realize they were York UBs.

And meanwhile, I'm texting my friends like, hey, who is this guy? Yeah. What's the deal with this? And he's like, I think you intentionally knew that I needed a quarterback. And so that's why you stash these extra ones. I'm like, brother, I was not paying attention. I don't know who you are. My first two quarterbacks at the same bye week.

Like, I was just trying to protect myself. I don't know what you want to say. I looked this guy up. He's a professional disc golf player. Okay. And so I was like, man, we got, we got the pickleballer and the disc golfers going at it. This is the wimpiest, just, I mean, this is a, yeah, yeah, one niche to another. Rainbow colored beef right now.

It's like, we can't be doing this. We can't let other men know we're fighting over this. This is a bad look for both of our industries. Yeah. And so I kind of just like, I don't know what to. I promise I'm not trying to screwing you over. I don't know who you are. Why would I do that?

Yeah. And man, he came in hot. Dude. But we, we settled it. Bring it all. I would just say, you want them? What's your pride? Yeah, I was going to say.

It's a game. Are they yours? If I did do it on purpose, great. You sucks for you, man. You should have drafted them earlier. I wanted to say all this. I was like, I don't know. I mean, face football is extremely fair.

It's like you just, if you want someone, you take them. You didn't take them. Yeah. Whatever. Just kind of laying the groundwork for maybe future problems to arise in this league. Fun. This is stage one. And it's always fun when you get in problems.

with people that you don't know about a game where you own people that you don't really own and that doesn't really matter and you don't know them either nope nope

and it's called the first word in the game is called fantasy and you have the nerve to DM a stranger and say those were mine you took my men you think he was serious

yeah I mean it was just straight just like just periods after every sentence give me give me some no ha-has give me some names of these quarterbacks Like, who did he really want?

Dude, it's like bottom of the barrel. Like, did he have anybody, though? Oh, I know. This wasn't one aspect of it. I'm like, well, let's see this guy's team. Like, what's he working with? He has Hollywood Brown, Xavier Worthy, and Rushie Rice. He's a Chiefs fan.

Yes. And I feel like if you're, if you play fantasy, you know, like, you probably don't want Chiefs receivers that much. My home spreads the ball around where she rises out the first six teams. So I was just like, what's crazier? Me carrying four quarterbacks in a Super Flex league. Are you carrying three receivers in the same team? he's like all right fair enough so who did he just want the homes basically or was he

i don't know if you just wanted i don't even know who i had you know it's like i was it's like i had like joe flacco or someone like that is my third quarterback it's like dude he's not he's not going to be starting a month from now but yeah it's kind of funny it's coming hot in the fantasy dms in the fantasy suites dude i was wheeling and dealing the other night before the draft Dude, that's when I was trying to catch up. I was at Enterprise. I'm like, dang it, Brad's having fun in the chat. I can't be a part of it, man.

I couldn't be a part of it. I was so close to making some blockbuster trades. Because you're like, I'm in two leagues. Let's get crazy with one of them. I'm trying to make it fun for everybody. Brad was like, because this year you can trade draft picks. Yeah. Which is kind of fun, especially in guillotine.

It's like, you got a short leash. You've got to bring it every week. And you're like, what are your offers? You have so much leverage when you have more money than everybody else. you bid on the players later. Anyway, so I think my offer was I would get $60 in his third round draft pick and he would get my first round draft pick or something like that.

Yeah, trade the first pick away. Yeah. And so I wouldn't have basically had any picks for the first like 30 picks of the draft or something like that. But I was like, I'll do it, man. Let's make it happen. Because all I have to do is survive one week and then I'm in the driver's seat. And those that we know, yeah, a girl's going to draft 19 kickers.

Yeah, I know. Totally fine. crazy so anyway it was it was fun it ended up happening because like literally this guy was like okay I'll do it let's do it at like 528 and so I'm like trying to draft this up really fast yeah draft starts at 530 and it's too late so anyway shout at Harrison Harrison playing playing ball with me though uh wins of the week let's do some wins of the week mine I talk about on Monday but the the basketball hoop is awesome it's so fun I love that you got that. And it's the exact hoop you want to get off Facebook Marketplace for $20. Yeah. It's perfect. They don't make them like this anymore. Like the rim is a little bit flat in the front because it's definitely fallen over a few times. The backboard is like such a specific type of like old plastic and wood. Yeah. Like if you if you hit the wrong spot, it will like turn the backboard pretty hard. Like it's hard to teach them like, hey, if you hit the backboard, it's more likely to go in because half the time it doesn't go in when you hit the right spot of the backboard. It's got just the right amount of like gunk and kind of the base of it. Yep.

Yep. It's just perfect. Got a lot of residue in there, but it's doing just fine for 20 bucks. If they get really into basketball, great, we'll get you a new hoop. But it's just been really fun and just like, okay, even if there's just a phase for my kids. It's just a fun phase. A really fun phase. And maybe gets them outside as it gets colder and colder.

I still want to go outside, shoot hoops. For sure. All right. My one of the week is, okay, Timon, you actually cannot put this on screen. I feel bad that my one of the week is something that I kind of have to keep private. But it's so fun. You guys, as my friends, we're friends, yes? Yes.

Yes. Queen. I'm just going to send you a picture. And feel free to react as much you like. This is my one of the week. Something we are working on. Oh. Oh, yeah.

I like this. Interesting. Yeah. Fun. Dang, that's cool. Don't. I like the noises you guys made. That was a good sign.

don't show anybody that's cool look don't look yeah right that's exciting pretty cool but one of the week just yeah

working on some news over the Friday and I don't know why I feel like I need to have a second one no no but like what's your actual win though my actual win is

I'm gonna be thankful for something that like 20 years ago my dad found a snake in our toilet, in our home. And I am just, my win of the week is that has never happened to me. I am thankful that that has never happened to me. Amen. That would be.

I would move. I would have to move. It's been fun. It's like, well, yeah, what else is down there? What do they do at night? It's just not worth sticking around to find out. Might as well move. Yeah, it's really not.

Yeah. I mean, if we can't keep the spiders out, we're not got to be able to get the snakes out of here. That's a pretty good win. All right, thanks. Yeah. Time. I'd say just going back to church on Sunday here, like after so long, I'm just like, I hadn't been to church in Kansas City for two months. It was great.

And it was Alice's baptism, which was sweet, which was super cool. So this wins all around. It was a good weekend. It's a good weekend. Good week. Just a second. I got to answer this call. I'm so sorry.

Hi, this is Brad. Hey, good. How are you? I'll do it. Cut, recut, snip, snap. We're back. Whoa! My comment of the week comes from Serena, sorry, Serena Oriente.

Oriente. Great commenter. She said, I went to high school with a girl named Esther, and because her dad didn't know there was supposed to be an H when he wrote it. On the birth certificate, it was spelled E-S-T-E-R. And it looks like Easter, almost. Yeah. E-E-R, Easter.

That's funny. There are a couple people commenting just like the weird ways their names are spelled. Jacob with a gay, Hebrew spelling. Yeah. All right, mine is coming from attorney at last. wife. Emily Shung's husband once again commented this time. He commented last time about his wife, the dime piece wearing pink in the episode with the ghosties. And last episode we were both wearing white. He said, dang, who are those dime pieces on the chairs in white? Thank you, my brother.

Thanks for, thanks for watching. Listen to him, man. I don't think he's a regular ghostie. So I think we're kind of, I think if we keep, you know, comment. We just have to mention him every episode. Yeah. Yes, dude. You're Great. Yeah. You're great. Let's do some law puns real quick. Oh, yeah, yeah. Attorney at Life.

So. Law puns. Juris. We're just a bunch of jurists, dudes. Dude, dudes. Students. I thought you were going to jurisdiction. Oh, oh.

Juris prudence. I got to get it. Oh, dude. Sorry if you don't understand me. That's just my jurisdiction, man. now that's good yeah yeah now that's good all right

what about some torts like you I don't know that word bud yeah just unrelated to the to like we're not

like my favorite actor just happens to be Jude law oh really yeah just I figured while we were sharing our favorite actors did you know what YouTube

channel I really miss Gene Torts comedy right I can't be the guy with Nothing. Dude. Think. Okay, okay.

Think. Plaintiff. Plaintiff. Plaintiff. Judge. Just judge. Judge. Just judge.

Hey, Aaron Judge. Hey, Aaron Judge. Hey, Aaron Judge. Aaron Judge. Dude, who's your favorite Yankees player that plays right now that hits home runs? That is Aaron Judge. There's one. There's one.

There's one. Objection. Do one for objection, dude. Objection. Objection. Objection. Objection. When ever I have a problem.

Objection, dude. I'm 5G network Good lunch, Brad, good lunch. Thank you. Good judge. Judge. Bayliff. Bayliff.

Billable. Do one for billable. Billable hours. They love billables. Oh, you more of a Buffalo fan or a Chicago basketball fan? You're bill or bulls. That's great. Bell or bulls?

Bills or bulls. Billerbles. they're both ours they're both hours you're fired today I'm not you're firing I'm not you're firing I got to bring it

I got to bring it next week okay we'll come back I'll think a lot about this before we'll come back with some more yeah let's just people comment some different things you want us to make puns about and that's no problem

and that's no problem like just give us a subject and we'll try to make some puns can do we'll call it Puttons Puttons Day Pundits Punday Monday Punday

Monday Ponday Monday Ponday Holy cow We'll see you guys on Monday Punday Jeeves I've been breaking hearts a long time

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I'll be using for the rest of my life don't make me in love made me crazy if it doesn't you and doing it right oh Lord save me my drug is my baby I'll be using for the rest of my life my name