Ghostrunners - 474 - Timon's Bachelor Party

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

Brad reflects fondly on parades and School Resource Officers, Jake gives an update on the disguised pickleballer, and the jingle is accompanied by acoustic guitar this week! Check out Gospel and Glue and get 40% off with code GRKC! https://www.gospelandglue.com/ Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're going to have a good week. We're going to have a good week. We're rolling? Yep. Well, let's have a good week then. Yeah. Did you have any, like, weird names for conditioning back in the day? Like, we ran mountains and basketball.

Do you guys have mountains? No. Like, somebody at schools had weird, like, not all geography-based, but it's kind of like, oh, we had to run a delta today. Yeah. No. Oh, tributaries in the summer. Dude.

No, no, no. Not the isthmus, please. Coach, I'll do 20 burpees before I run one ismuth. Coach, yeah. plateaued yesterday. It was a lot of that. A lot of that. It was a lot of,

yeah, runoff and reservoirs were tough. I don't know if I've ever mentioned this. This is just like one of those random inside jokes. I don't even know who's inside joke with these days because I don't talk to anybody from my middle school football. Yeah. Unfortunately,

Scott's the only guy from childhood that I really talked to and he didn't play football because he's a wuss. Pink shoes. Yeah, he's a pink shoes guy. But we had this football coach in middle school. school. He was the, what do they call him, the SRO school resource officer. So he's a police mall. This he was, no, no, no. What are you thinking? I've never met a resource officer and

thought, boy, I feel safer. Oh, oh, you haven't met officer. I wonder what, what, you know, graduate degree this guy has. No, dude. This guy, no, no, no. Our guy was like, you had the cream of the crop. Cream of the crop. This isn't, this isn't the perfect. I'll give you two examples. The first one's not going to be like, oh, now I trust him. But in the parade that they do every year in Olatha, he's the guy carrying one of the flags or the gun or something, the beginning of the parade with the police going real slow. Oh, I didn't realize that. Real quietly. That's kind of cool. That's got to be an honor. All right. Second thing, I knew that that one wasn't going to win you over. That's not the main thing. That's not going to win you over. Second thing that I think will win you over.

Are you ready? He, I don't know if he still does, but he had like all the records for. all the fitness tests and everything for the Police Academy, Olathe. And he's black. Okay. Okay. Yeah. This guy became way cooler all of a sudden. He's awesome. Officer Bell, Damon, Damon Bell. Oh, B. Yeah. Coach Bell. And...

What's the OB part? Officer Bell. Oh, duh. I was thinking obstit, obstin- Yeah, that's what we ran. Not the GYN-Y-N part, just abstin-strict. What is the word? I don't know. Obstintricks. It's tough to two T's back. Obstintricks. There we go.

That's why no one says it. You say OB. I'm looking it up and there's no N. Obstetrics. Obstetrics. Yeah, you, Tympstetrics. Timon's kind of the female anatomy guy in the room. Yes. Okay, very good. A local expert.

Local. No in. Estrid. Obstetrics. Yeah, okay. Officer Bell, like I said, had all these records. Super fit, dude. Sounded like Barry Bonds. Connect those and dots however you want. Okay.

AKA, who knows. Who knows? Dude, I remember one time we first learned how to lift weights. We went to the weight room. He was just wrapping out what looked like 300 pounds on bench. Like, it was nothing. Anyway, but just was like, oh, hey guys. Oh, hey guys.

No wonder he was leading the parade, dude. Oh, no. June, every June. Oh, hey, guys. No, no, no, dude. This dude was freaking the man, all right? Don't you blasphemed OB like that, dude. But I just remember one time we were talking about conditioning and stuff for sports.

He was middle school, whatever, linebackers coach. And at the end of practice one time, we had to take those big, like, they look almost like huge cigar, like dummies. You know, like the dummies that looked like big cylinder. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And it was red. And so he's like, hey, everybody, listen here. This here is sexy red.

This your woman. Don't drop your woman And it was like we had to do like 100 yards down 100 yards back But you couldn't drop it And then you had to like pass to the next person Without dropping it And I feel like for years we quoted that

So you haven't ran a mountain But you've done don't drop the woman We've done sexy rads yeah Don't drop your woman Uh uh oh Ooh I think this tight Me means that it's going down With some random thoughts

And white me too Midwest best friends Eating fast food on repeat So come along Let's have some fun and go Go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost from a spotting. Oh, God. Oh, God's from the podcast.

You're taking around. Ghost on the podcast. Dude for a podcast. Dude, O.B., man. He's a legend, dude. No, dude, he was so cool. You don't understand. You don't understand.

You know the guys that lead the parades? Like, the color guard? We don't call them that anymore. The colored guard. P-O-C guard. Yeah. You know those guys. Whatever, dude.

I mean, someone's got to lead the parade, I guess. Normally it was just like J-R-O-T-C or something. I feel like it was like, throw them a bone, let them lead the parade. Our parades are not create equal. Yeah, honestly, you parade a lot. Like, even now currently, I feel like your family is parading a lot. We went through a parade season for a second there. But we do.

Yeah, we parade every year. Yeah. When was the last time you paraded? When have I paraded most recently? recently. Dude, I don't know, probably in Iowa or something. I always hear your tidbits. I hear rumors of watermelon days. It sounds fun. In Iowa? Yeah, but I've never been to watermelon days, but I bet they parade. Do you think everybody gets their own watermelon? Like, everyone's walking around with the watermelon all day. It's kind of inconvenient. You bring your own.

It's kind of cumbersome. It's like, you know, if you eat it, it's a lot lighter. Yeah, it's like, why don't we weigh these in first thing? Yeah. No, it's at 3 p.m. Hang on to it. Everyone's got a backpack. Everyone's just looking suspicious at the parade. I will say one thing that a big difference in like small town Iowa and like small town Missouri where I grew up is like there is way more pride where they're from up there. Really. Maybe even in Kansas.

Maybe it just more of a Stratford thing. But we did have Route 66 days. Yeah. Because Root 66, the original one, like goes through Stratford. That's pretty cool. Yeah. But even then, I think some years we just wouldn't do it. It's like, ah.

It was. It's cooled off early this year. Let's just not do it. It's kind of frigid out there. And I think the last three times, like, from spring until fall, the last three times have been to Iowa. It's like, well, the first time I went, well, that was when Butler County Fair was going on. And then the next time I went, it's like, well, that's when the park is doing their big thing. And then we had this phone machine out.

Like, they're always celebrating something. And I haven't even been to watermelon days. They always got something going on. That's fun. That is cool. Yeah. Maybe it's just like people. What is that?

Like, yeah, pride or... Less going on. It's like, we were so close to Springfield. Let's just do Springfield things. Yeah. Sierra Falls kind of water. Lose 40 minutes away. Let's just do our own stuff.

We could go through a lot of work to do this Route 66 thing that people might not even come to. Or we just go down the street to, yeah, whatever, James River. And they're probably doing something huge. Yeah, they're doing an hour-long fireworks display. Let's just do that. Yeah, exactly. I can see it from my house. Root 66 days.

That's where I did my first cakewalk. Oh. You talk about something that. really describes the event. I was hoping it would be more fun, but it is quite literally walking for cake. Yep. Literally walking.

It's a big boys game. And I was in middle school. Yeah, go ahead. It just, it wasn't, I was looking for something a little more active.

You're telling me you didn't cake walk until middle school. Yeah. When did you learn out of ride a bike? I was early on bike. Yeah, late on cake walking. Yeah,

I was early on mental mouth. You thought it was going to be like a moonwalk kind of thing. You're trying to dance around it. I think I truly thought it was like... Any are you okay? Some sort of moon bounce. Like cakewalk. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Well, some sort of anti-gravity potion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like,

no, we just threw some chalk on the ground. There's 18 numbers. Just walk around and when we're done, we'll call one. And then best case scenario, you have to hold this sheet cake for the next three hours. Take it a water day. I would just get it like a personal snow cone. Yeah, so I've been on,

I've done plenty of cakewalks in my day, or not you at school resource officer that's right come on he uh no um and sometimes they have like the prizes like you know what cake you get if you stop at the cake is that makes sense like oh it's like this one's labeled like it's like all right this round whoever you know stops of the cake is like they bring out the cake and they put it there so you're just show pony cake yeah it was other times i've had it where it's just like all right number 16 get go get go pick out a cake Yeah. Obviously, you get to get your right choice of cake when you do it that way.

Not as fun, though. I think there's something like almost electric about like, well, if I get it on this one, I get that kick. I don't want that cake. So it's almost like you're trying not to get the cake. Good, good. Yeah, yeah. You're excited by failure.

Yeah, we did something every year at my elementary school called the Fun Fair. And we had cakewalks there. Cakewalks, ring toss. That's all I can remember. Probably moon bounce. Probably moon bounce or two. Yeah. I've probably mentioned this on the podcast.

were, but Steve Coop is obsessed with words that perfectly describe what they do. Have I mentioned this before? Maybe. So his, like, example is always billfold. He's like, oh, yes. It's great. It folds your bills. And so we're always trying to think of one.

And I've probably mentioned this on the podcast, too. So sorry. But I thought it went recently the other day, Scarecrow. Scarecrow. What's better than Scarecrow? That's exactly what it is. Oh, boy, does it scare the crows? It works?

Surely. I don't know if it works. I've never, like, seen a video of a crow being like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know this is going on a crow, just like, ca, ca, ca, ca, oh, whoa, ca, ca, I've never seen that. Yeah, but. And I've seen more animal videos in the average person, I feel like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've not seen a crow be scared by a scarecrow.

But maybe. But I do like that one. Scarecrow is a good one. Did you text it to Steve? Uh-huh. Yeah, no context. Just said scarecrow. And he just said, oh, yeah.

That's a good one. You going to Iowa any time soon? Yeah, I hear a few weekends. I think Angie Coops coming down to here for a little Phil Wickham concert. Oh, fun. A couple Wednesdays. Love it. I've never seen him.

Me neither. I don't. You seen Phil Wickham? Because he looks like T.J. He does. He does. Oh, T.J. Scott's partner.

You think? Picklebone partner. Yeah, okay. Okay. He looks a lot like my friend Alan Tigner. Right? guys out there but no Alan Tigner Spitting him at the seven of you

Oh Rachel feels bad now Because she got her mom concert tickets like for Christmas or something But didn't realize it's like a Wednesday So now her mom has to like not be at the coffee shop Drive to Kansas City Come to a full welcome concert and just go back Oh she's going back that night I mean she'll probably back the next day but she still feels bad

So I'm trying to get like more people to come I'm like bring Steve bring Tommy Just send Lucy down I don't know Make it a party come on Is there Logan? Is that his name? Yeah, good job. Bring Logan.

Good job, Logan. Thanks, dude. You're good. I compliment you behind your back at your ability. Just when you get to know someone, you really care about their family. You really want to know about their siblings set up and the names. And you do a good job remembering it. When you meet a fellow dad, you want to know about the kids.

I do. Yeah. Because sometimes it's like they talk to me about their job and I'm like, I'm not that interesting. Mortgage lending. Okay. DTI. Yeah. You go higher or lower.

I heard that conversation this morning. Two mortgage lenders talk and DTI. I was like, I feel like it's debt to income, but I'm too nervous to ask. Oh, I wouldn't have known. Okay. I'm a multiple choice guy. I'm like, uh, it's got to be right. DTI.

Yeah. Down tamedment. What's your downtimate, uh, inversion? So it's either that or debt to income. It's probably one of those two. Yeah, they got a boring job. You got to go kids. You got to go kids.

Tell me about, um, tell me all. all about them. Yeah. I don't know. There's certain things that I'm like, I don't think that's boring, but maybe it's just because I love it so much. Like, do you think woodworking, if I talk to you about woodworking, it would be boring to you?

No, because you own your own business. So I would more navigate towards that. Okay, but the wood aspect specifically. Wood aspect, you're going to need to really bring it. It would bore you. It wouldn't be like, I don't understand. It'd be like, this is boring. Yeah, I have no baseline knowledge.

So if you tell me something really interesting about Hickory. Okay. it's like that I don't care cool dude yeah I'd rather talk soccer okay what about I go wood over soccer gosh I would absolutely I would go wood over soccer dude trust me I go I'd go I'd go wood hockey soccer snakes snakes snakes I don't I don't want to see him I would talk about there's got to be some crazy things going on with snakes I think talking snakes is a lot more fun than seeing them like I'd put talking snakes over a decent amount of stuff I think And I would say watching hockey over watching wood, right?

I want to go to a hockey game. Ever since I found out they fight, I want to go so bad. Dude, that's all, like, Catherine, gets so pumped when there's an altercation out there. Like, in the football field, like, watching football, I'm like, Catherine, you don't want to watch this part. She's like, oh, yeah, oh, yes, yes. You should talk to CM Severs about this because I'm pretty sure, like, his sophomore year of college someone, and there was a crew of guys at SBU who would go down to the Missouri, state club hockey games and sit front row and just pound on the glass and they were just the

biggest fans of another school's hockey team and they started coming and doing this on a regular basis that then they started getting hooked up with free tickets like let me give you some popcorn let me do all this like they were like please come yeah please bring more and so I remember Sam inviting me and it did sound really fun I never went but yeah they were like rolling out the red carpet that's because they're just pounding on the glass it's like this huge fan club yeah yeah pumping them up that's so fun yeah pretty sure Sam was in And you should ask him about it. Those guys were, he has some crazy stories in college.

But everyone says hockey is a great spectator sport. Like if you go, if you sit close, you can't not like hockey. Yeah. That's what they say. That's what they say at any level. Five-year-old, six-year-old, it's no problem. And people who like soccer say, it's the most popular sport in the world. And then they don't have any other argument other than that.

Listen, it's the easiest, all you need is a ball. Yeah. Yeah. True. A ton of a ton of, a ton of, a ton of, enough places, like a ton of countries play it. Yeah. Yeah. People who don't have like governments don't have soccer. Hey, yeah, that's not a good thing. I have to wake up really early on Saturday to watch it. Okay. All right. You know, the other thing they're saying, they say, the beautiful game.

It's, yeah, exactly. I said, you named it. Hoga bonita. It's like, all right. Calm down. I'm just Josh and it's just the one thing I'd like staked my claim on. It's just like, this is going to be what I'm known for. I'm going to be the guy who hates soccer. I have no other strong opinions about anything. Always be the guy who hates soccer on the podcast. I'm okay with that. That's fine. Blame it on my dad.

It's just like, people are into it so, like, for an hour and a half watching this thing. Like, you listen to the crowds, they're going crazy. And it's like, what are you going crazy for? Well, they were probably gambling. They had the over on 0.5. So they're going nuts because the over just hit. 0.5 on shots taken. And there's been two all game.

Like, every time it's like, it goes out of bounds. And then they're, like, getting ready to, like, throw a corner pass in or something. Oh, oh, oh, you know what's the best about soccer? Do you know what this time in is if you try to see how much time is left, no one knows. Truly. That's true. That's kind of subjective at the end. It's like the referee just keeps a mental tally of, like, I think we'll get about three minutes.

I'm not going to tell them we got about three extra minutes, but I'm just going to look. But it's, and it's never like, we're done. It's never like three seconds, two seconds. It's like, once this plays over, we're done. done. So you have to either score here, right? Like, it's never just like midway, like a guy's running down the field and they just call it. That would be fun if they did. I don't think. Anyway, hey, credit to some soccer people in my life who have not been annoying about it, though. Credit to Janelle Binell, credit to Garrett Gibson. I have a lot of close soccer people in my

life and they just let me be me. And I appreciate that. They don't even try to convince me. They're like, dude. Yeah, you're too far gone. Well, it's because you know about other sports, I think. I've been enlightened. It's like, oh, football exists. Oh, basketball exists. Yeah. Baseball's really slow, but it still exists, and it's more exciting. You've seen that YouTube channel, baseball doesn't exist. No.

I don't know where the name comes from, but the guy does like really interesting, just breakdowns of, it's almost a mini documentary of something like, hey, did you hear about this? Here's a story of a guy you've probably never heard of who used to throw left-handed the first six seasons of his career and then through right-handed or something like that. Like old-timey baseball stuff? Maybe. It's usually just like an interesting baseball story that, like, You're like, I don't even care about this, but I kind of want to click. You did a good job.

Hooking me in here. Yeah, I don't know the lore, but it's called Baseball doesn't exist. Okay. It's kind of funny. No, I haven't heard that. I feel like there is like so many legends in baseball. As far as America goes, there's not very many legends of basketball. And the names in baseball are unbelievable.

The old-timey names. Yeah, Pokey Hodges. Geronimo, you know, Jenkins. Let me try to look at some of these. Pokey Reese was a great name, a real name. A real name. All right. Real name.

Cannonball titcomb. Yeah, he was good. He could throw it. He could heave those bad boys. Oil can boyd. Oil can boyd. Now some of these. Why did he get that name, you think?

Oil can boyd. This is just the original team. Team name was the Boston Bean Eaters. Yes. Urban Shocker. Moonlight Graham This guy actually have heard of Catfish Hunter

Moonlight Graham is the one from Field Dreams Really? Yeah And there was a couple that are just unfortunately Just not appropriate Actually I'm not even going to say him

Because it's going to sound like I'm trying to be inappropriate But it's just like these guys' names But God of good old timing baseball names Yeah Satchel page Yeah Bobby Dugnut

That's a good one Doug, yeah, your dug nuts are loose. I really like oil can Boyd. Yeah, how did you get oil can boy? Like, it was like... Buttercup Dickerson. Yeah, he could throw it so accurate, he threw into an oil can. Or like, balled so much spin on it, I thought he was using old...

I thought he greased open an oil can before. Yeah, right. He was greased up an oil can before he throws. Anyway. Yeah, baseball is awesome. Here's the thing with soccer is, if it were the goals all the time, time it'd be awesome it's just they got a few chinese checkers multiple goals multiple balls have six teams going so it's like it's like a pool like billiards like where there's there's

there's goals on the end and there's goals on like four goals on the side or something two goals on six goals six goalies four balls i think that'd be awesome yeah now all of a sudden it's like and maybe like you rotate goals of and like certain goals are worth more points than others yeah different sizes so all of a sudden maybe three people are trying to shoot your goal at once. Yeah. You got to bring in a second goal. Yeah, that's fun.

Or you get points for stopping goals or, and that's the thing about a game like this is they're never going to change the rules because it's too shrouded in history. But you know what sport I've never seen a video of at all is polo? That's so true. I feel like the only time you see it is on Amazing Race when it's like, you know, this is a great tradition in Scotland and the home of our next pit stop. you know that is true and like i've seen the ralph polo logo like i know he rides a horse with a big like field hockey stick yeah i know the field is huge and you're hitting a ball never seen it

take place what did beau the other day we were talking about uh shirts that he could wear because we were staining furniture the other day and i was like you got to get a shirt that you can get dirty he's like i have that shirt that's striped and it has like that man on a horse with the baseball bat I think it's what he said or a stick or something like that. Man on horse with stick. He's like, I don't wear that one anymore. Yeah, polo is like, feels like beyond old. Like, it's like, it's like way past.

We're just already passed. It's like if you play polo, it's just like your parents force you to do this and you are crazy rich. Yes, yeah. It's like they're almost like hiding their money in polo. I don't think they have after school programs for, you know, to teach kids polo. Yeah, it's not even in the Olympics anymore. that makes sense maybe no one's playing that's why i've never seen it did it used to be in the olympics probably yeah discontinued after the 1936 berlin games mm-hmm that was the last one for him

that's right yeah after good games though what's his name who was the guy who ran when hitler was watching it was uh jesse owens jose yeah probably wouldn't let him on the horse beat that car lewis not the it's miss all right time let's talk to you uh i'm surprised you even here this morning, because you had a bachelor party last night. I did. I can't wait to hear the stories. Who's Bachelor Party, Timon? Greatens. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. Cool. Go ahead, man.

What do we think happened? Just curious. At Timon's. Timon's Friends Bachelor Party. My... Yes. Yes. I can call it mine because I... Thank you. Planned it. Yeah. Oh, Timon planned it. Okay, so it's your... Okay, so tell us about...

Time's Bachelor party that you were at. So the Bachelor Party. your bachelor party um it actually it was just like a great day nothing like went that horribly awry so it's not like amazing stories well that doesn't have to happen for that to be amazing stories no no no it has but one it was on a Wednesday yes okay Wednesday and Casey yes did you meet up and say guys let's let's make sure nothing goes awry yeah you say that's like we can't nothing go horribly awry I don't want stories for the podcast um let's get together real quick make sure nothing goes horribly awry on the same awry page are you planning

anything going awry? Well, not horribly awry. Okay, good. Yeah, no, it was great. It was like, I've never, so I'm Graydon's best man, so I'm planning the bachelor party. And I'm like, wow. It was, it was stressful to plan it for some reason. Like, I, I don't know, it just probably doesn't come naturally to me. That's probably why it's stressful. It was like, I don't love, first of all, making a lot of decisions and just like people being responsible for the fun people are having. But it all went great. like we started out a lot of people couldn't do anything till like later in the day so it was just like the four it was the backseat boys like the first half of the day we picked him up went to first watch uh for breakfast then just like hung out of zach's house play games watched movie whatever um and then the first like activity activity was an escape room and i just so happened graydon's done like two escape rooms in the last like four years in kansas city i happened to book the same venue the

same room that he had done two months previous so you're all like great come on to hurry remember it yep so but they actually really good i found that out on the way there talking to green and so they were able to like change it up and give us oh nice because we weren't able to change it up it would have been awry that would have been awry i don't know if things would have gotten horribly awry moderately awry might have been worth mentioning on the podcast that it was actually so fun though like i i think that i am not good at escape rooms but We all, like, I was able to do a few things. Okay.

I'm just not, like, your role player. I don't know. Just, like, coming up with things, I think I just get overwhelmed by all the things that there can be figured out. And I'm like, I can just help someone else do something. I don't know. Yeah, how many have you been to? This is my second one ever.

So I'm not like, it's kind of tough. You really know what, like, attacking it. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. It was great, though. Got out 12 minutes to spare. It was fun.

Oh, wow. That feels like a lot. Yeah. Then again, Well, no, this was the one that Graden had not done this one. Yeah, that was fun. Top golf, that was great. Oh, yeah, you're a golfer now.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. I actually, like, going to Top Golf makes me think I would be interested in trying golf, like, mainly just to, like, be able to swing, okay. Like, I want to learn. Yeah. I just, it, I just look so dumb doing it. Top Golf is the perfect gateway drug. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

I think that even, like, even really good golfers sometimes look really dumb swinging. Like some, some people that actually hit the ball pretty well in golf and play a lot still do not look like they're supposed to be doing the things they're doing with the golf club. Yeah. Got a little hitch and they're giddy up. Like a lot of guys that are really good. It's like, oh, yeah. They, yeah, they know what they're doing. Yeah, most people like just don't look like, they look a little bit robotic swinging the golf club and it still does all right. So what's the one, the one club that's like way easier to hit with? Drive ball. I think I think it's called

The Sure Thing Oh, at Top Golf Maybe it's new Yeah, yeah, yeah But like That was great That makes me feel way better at golf Like, but yeah, that was great

And then dinner at Red Door That was a lot of fun And then chicken and pickle For two hours straight Whoa, sporty boys Awesome Yeah, that was great I wish the more things

have gone awry Nothing went awry Not horribly Except for the Yeah Skate room It was great though That's my, my bachelor's,

great, sorry, Graydon's a bachelor party. The bachelor party that you plan for Graydon. Yes. That you're a bachelor party. Yeah. It's awesome, dude. And wins the wedding? Tomorrow.

Wow. The wedding. Clear your schedule, Jake. Didn't know that. That's exciting. Change of flight. What, so yeah,

what are, are you going to do a speech at the wedding? Do you have plans for that? Do you have? Yes. I, but actually, for her results tonight,

I guess I'll find out more details, but like, I know I'm giving a speech. I don't know if it'll be like, I don't exactly when in it. It's typically just like, I haven't been to that many weddings. Yeah, I know.

That's the thing. Like, I don't think, like, rolling up, you don't go to weddings. Like, I didn't go to weddings very much, at least as a kid. And then all of a sudden it was like, if you do,

I'm not paying attention. No, yeah, you don't think twice about it. Yeah. I can't really remember when speeches are, but I'll figure it out. Yeah. Yeah.

So you're for sure giving one at the wedding, not at the rehearsal dinner. I think so. Yeah, that's, That's a fair. I think more southern weddings. I feel like it's rehearsal dinner. Are you the best man?

Yes. I know I'm giving a speech. Are you going to be, at least be like moderately ready tonight? Yeah, for sure. Just in case. Yeah. Do any jokes you to test out on us? Do the awry thing, dude.

That was good. The awry thing, that's gold. Yeah. The awry thing will work in any room. I don't know. I don't have. nah you're not jokester all right yeah are you are you doing any jokes or is it just i think i'll try to throw sentimental okay yeah you guys gonna do four-part harm we should dude that was

you see zach just be like uh uh it was so funny at zach's house like during the bachelor party we dude every time i come so close saying balacher party because of that because of that backseat boys yeah always want to say it like i i accidentally do it all the time before the bachelor bachelor party yeah um but yeah no during it we were just like around zach's piano singing four part harmony like the boys do it was great like the boys do that's awesome when was the last time you sang four part harmony jake trying to think it was right before or right after a parade i did with your that's right with o b he sang the high part yeah man yeah that was great though i was glad i was like okay i think some of the stress was reasonable and it helped me make it

better. Like, I'm glad that I had, was at least, like, had some pressure on myself to make it good because I think it turned out great. I think that there's, yeah, there's an element of like, if you're not at least, I don't know if it's always the word stressed, but if you're not at least caring, like, then you wouldn't worry about it at all. But like, you're, you're wanting this to be good for your friend, so therefore it's going to have some weight on you, right? Like, that's, at the end of the day, that's probably what you feel more than anything. Like, that's probably right. But then there's also the stress of like, yeah, the people pleasing of everybody else or, you know, whatever.

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no i don't i don't feel any pressure i feel comfortable or whatever and then two sentences later he he goes pressure is something you feel if you're playing at a high high level. So everyone's just like, oh, well, that's not good. Yeah. Either you're like, is he saying like he's not playing at a high level or the NFL's not the highest level. Either way, it's like, or like in a big market.

Like, I'm in New York. You know, like it's like, we tell you play in New Jersey, so that's why I'm not that. People won't even notice us out here and, yeah, was it new. Rutherford. Rutherford. Yeah. I think.

Yeah. But yeah. So like timing, he also. Yeah. needs to feel some pressure, probably. Yeah, I think so. Not enough pressure. Pressure is for people who are good.

Tyvin, if you're looking for a Halloween costume that no one in your friend's circle will understand, you could dress up like Jackson Dart for Halloween and pull it off pretty well. That dude looks ridiculous. Doesn't he? Yeah, so this is a guy who has yet to play. He goes in a few games to hand the ball off. Okay. So basically he doesn't play.

But he's like supposed to be really good and everything. Yeah, a lot of hype. But he dresses like a maniac. Last game, he was wearing a turtleneck, a chain, and then smeared eye black on just one side of his face. It's like only halfway offensive. All that, all that to like listen in on the place on the sideline. Yeah, helmet stays on.

It's like, dude, that's awesome that you're doing that. Like, but just wait until like wait to have that persona until you, You got to earn the persona. You got to play at the high level first. You got to earn it a little bit. Or you're just going to look like a fool out there. So I think timing, you could dress up like that. And everyone, you could then, like, kind of pull the card of like, like, you dorks.

You don't understand, like, sports like I do. You know, Jackson Dork. I'm clearly Jackson Dork. Like, I don't know, dude. Let's do some four-part harmony real quick. That's great. But anyway, I just, I thought that was so funny. Watch it.

Like, because I had never, I don't, I don't pay enough attention to football yet. I feel like I haven't gotten into the NFL mindset. I haven't watched like a full Sunday of football yet. This Sunday is the Sunday. This is the one. Yeah, kids and Catherine are out of town. So it's like, just daddy. Where are they going?

Texas. Nice. State fair. Probably see a parade or two. Probably. But, so I had never seen Jackson Dart. And then all of a sudden I'm like, that's what he looks like. So, yeah, the half eye black is one of my least favorite things.

Yes. Especially on a quarterback. give it to me on a linebacker maybe anyway you're a full eye black guy you're a full eye black guy yeah full face yeah full face full face

whoa full face that's so funny anyway oh man what's uh what's going on with you Jake I have a lot of things written down my notes that have the word time and involved with them

um let's see first we had a big pickleball tournament Saturday. It was really fun. You know, I tried to give time in an honest time when I thought it would be over. It's like this is kind of a weird format. It's a team format. It's rally scoring.

I don't think this will take forever. Like, even if we make it to the championship game, done by noon, I bet. He's like, okay, great. Starts at eight or something. Starts at eight. We got out of there about 4.15. Whoops. And time told me afterwards, like,

yeah, it's supposed to be in Fort Scott about an hour ago, so I'll just, you know, I'll just hustle. You're already down south, though, just keep on south. It was fine. Yeah. Yes, that was too bad. What wasn't Fort Scott? I didn't even ask. It was just like a church, like dinner presentation thing, like a kind of guest speaker thing. I made it for the second second talk. It was fine. Yeah. Great. I don't know. That was her name. Presentation. Hmm. Yeah. Lengthy?

lengthy name how'd you do on the tournament it was really fun first game of the day it was against Scott and he had kind of been like hiding his outfit from us a little bit and then when he's finally ready

to make an appearance Isaac and I legitimately laughed really hard it's like and we already have a baseline of expectations for Scott's outfits but he showed up he kind of looked like a nurse because it was monochromatic but kind of that light blue scrub color to it

yes and um yeah what that's not really light blue top light blue short they perfectly matched in bright red shoes and uh i just kept calling him bluey all day and um that was so funny and then he brought like a whiteboard and was like talking trash via the whiteboard the whole time but then like you know two of our teammates were teenage girls and so then when scott was playing they grabbed his whiteboard and then they're making fun of them oh gee it's bluey hey say night night to blueie um so they were really great it was very fun so yeah i got to play scott uh in a tournament finally which is fun so your team had the teenage girls yes scott was on a different team though yep adult girls you and isaac was just there to watch okay uh was me and tj

and the two girls you and philwick me and philwick yeah um but no i had so much fun uh all day we did pretty well made it all the way the championship game it's tied two to two games to two games so you go to this like singles only it's called a dream breaker i mean it's like pretty high stakes you'll pay four points at a time yes and it's it's really crazy videos i know the dream breakers and anyway comes down to that to win state and make it to nationals and we lost 21 to 18 so wow it's about as close as possible it was really fun it's stunk to lose but we still had a ton of fun it's a little bit of a bummer i guess maybe this is kind of soccer adjacent where it's like well that's not the rest of the game but it's like uh

Dreambreakers aren't really how you play the rest of the day. Totally. And then all of a sudden, it's like, oh, you have to play essentially tennis, like one-on-one. I'll give you that. Yeah, it is weird. And the strategy and the shots and all the things that you've been practicing aren't the same that you should hit in that situation. It's not as extreme as this, but it's almost like, all right, if an NFL game goes to overtime,

the two quarterbacks will now do a field goal kicking competition. You're like, yeah, I guess it's still fair, but it's just like it's not what we were doing before. Yes. I think it is. It's kind of like penalty kicks where it's like, okay, these, I don't know if defenders are ever kicking the penalty kicks, but if they are, it's like, that's not their main thing.

Yeah. They're not scores here. Like that's not, yeah, whatever. So that's a little bit of like a, dang, we were close, but we lost in a way that didn't completely reflect that we were worse than them at everything. We were just worse than them at this one aspect of, yeah. Because doubles, you don't have to move around nearly as much as singles, obviously.

You're hitting a lot more different shots. You know, all of a sudden, singles, I'm trying to rip between the back hands. I get grew up playing tennis. It's like, I can go all day playing doubles, not hit this shot. I noticed, I think it was on a Friday video recently. What did you see out there? Is Scott turning into a grunter? It sounded like maybe it was like every time, all of a sudden I'm like, Scott?

He was probably doing it, like tongue-on-cheek or something, I bet. I don't think he's like legitimately grunting. I haven't seen that. Okay. I played with him for two hours this morning. Didn't hear anything. Okay. I don't think I heard anything.

Yeah, and it wasn't like every time. Like, I remember one time we watched a video of you guys with some foreign dude. I played that way back early Friday days. You know what I'm talking about that tall, skinny dude? And he was just like, oh! So I don't think Scott's doing that. But it sounded like there were a few times where I was like, uh-oh. There was a girl we played this weekend.

I don't know if she has a tennis background, but she has a Spanish background. And she, like, expresses noise after every hit. And it was kind of annoying some people. especially in um like it's one thing to like be very communicative to your partner like watch watch watch or up up whatever but she was doing it even when we got to the single streambreaker she is like telling her body what to do extremely loudly and that like everyone i feel like was kind of like making fun of her i mean it's got to be a habit right it's got to be just probably yeah but just like no one else does this and you're still okay with being the one person screaming like i don't think

I don't think that grunting thing, maybe it helps in tennis or a pickleball, but I'm like, it seems like it's just, it's just once you get in the habits, like, I'm sorry, I can't stop. I don't know. I don't know how to stop. Like, yeah, because it almost always comes from like high level tennis players. It's like you were probably told at age six to do this. You've been told this your whole life. But to me, from an outsider, it seems like this is what you're doing. Look at me. Yes. Look at me. I want attention. Give it to me. Would it mess with them if you grunted right before they swung like would it mess with their time here or something you know i will say tennis players it sounds like a dog on but just like from my experience they're a lot more

picky with just how the game is played like they they are used to silence they don't like talking they're more likely to call hindrances than non-tennis players because it's just the culture they've come from so they would not like that exactly yeah so do it and then they say stop and i say sorry oh okay just how i grunt i will i'm so sorry yeah just i grunt four seconds late is now the appropriate time to give an update on fake pickleball disguise guy oh that's right people were like dude where's the update uh the reason i forgot to give an update is there kind of isn't one exactly so we've got two main updates one is that i got to the tournament ready to strike verbally alpha team and we were in two different pools and so you just you don't even

like see each other like it's like they have these courts we have these courts so i just didn't see him all day and then we never played each other in the bracket so it's like i truly just like didn't see him all day so kind of stunk but since then i mean we've got pretty much exact proof like we know what happened we know he disguised we know he cheated i sent a voice member at a time it's gotten i was just like i just want to get guys thoughts on this when this video does come out let's try to let's come out with this in like three weeks i want it to look exactly like a normal friday video like hey can i it's when i play with mollie Like, can me and this girl win a four-O-Men's tournament? Like, that'll be interesting.

And then it's like game two, it just suddenly shifts into, for 90 seconds. It is an extremely well-done true crime documentary. And then as soon as it's over, we don't talk about it. We don't mention it. Like, hope you guys like that. It's just like, we just keep on moving on. I think that's really fun to do for our core audience. It's like to keep the people, like, they watch every video anyway.

Yeah. And it's like, this was so fun. No one else is doing this. This is so cool. like I'm such a fan will you do like use this uh the roadcaster and like do some voice modulations and like dark background like yeah i've seen him do it this million times scott was giving us fake he was doing that exact thing he was like yeah i knew when i saw his hair listen i'm not saying he's definitely treating her's exactly what i know exactly i said um we should bring in like an

older woman like a some woman like smack around like I cut hair for 30 years I've never seen hair like that I know hair I've never seen hair like that and I know I know as a wig for the moment I saw it like I don't know how many people like do we bring in actresses but I don't know exactly but I want time and he has permission to go crazy's corsese that can be funny too you do like you know and this next person agreed to be interviewed they always say that if we had a voice modulator on him and you always expect you to be this one do like the that's high Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, I don't know.

That'd be pretty good. Like just high pitch his voice or something. Okay, good. That's great. So that's kind of the update. Yeah, I want to really do something really cool and really cinematic and just, like, really entertaining. I think that's what's, that's the fun part of making videos. It's just like doing things creative every now and then and having fun.

So I told time and I said, you have homework now. You need to go watch a true crime documentary and be inspired. It's going to be tough to find one, but. Yeah, they're few and far between these days. What's funny is that I was like, I'm trying to think if I've seen a true crime documentary. But surely I have. Just most of them are like sports related, probably. Right.

I don't know. I mean, I haven't seen, I watched one one time where this husband kill the wife, I think. I've seen that one. Yeah, I think that one. But yeah, I don't know. I never really got super deep into that trend, genre. I watched one recently that's insane. I don't even really think I can like recommend this.

But if you think you can like handle this, it's a crazy documentary about a girl being cyber bullied, like crazy, just like via text, just getting told how awful you are, terrible are, you're fat and you're this and your whatever and your boyfriend thinks is of you. And you find out it was the mom of the girl the whole time. Wow. it's it's really really fascinating just trying to figure out because documentaries I don't know what this says about my personality but I want them to tell me what to think I don't want them to just present the information objectively it's like come on or I at least need a comment section I need a comment section on Netflix where some of my thoughts can at least be verified or changed it is kind of crazy that Netflix hasn't turned social media yeah a little bit like certain things

like that where it's like you should be able to interact with people on here they would probably value that. I think. I don't know. I'm kind of glad they don't because yeah, maybe like you're saying it's fine how it is. Yeah, there's all of a sudden there's arguments going on and Netflix, you know, message boards, but it's like, I don't know. It would be every once in a lot, it's like, I want to react to this sports. I guess kind of what Twitter is a little bit, but it's like, I want to react to this game. I'm watching on TV. And the only way I can do it is through like texting my friends, but I would love to just be like, no way. That's crazy. Yeah. And there's kind of that with social media

online stuff, but, like, it'd be nice of, like, on YouTube TV, on the app. It was just like, just right there. Holy gal. Yeah. Anyway, but. Yeah, that one's pretty crazy. Yeah.

It's true, like, Tiger King's not true crime. Crime in what sense? You know, crime sounding like murder, basically, right? Yeah, what genre is Tiger King? I don't know. Just crazy. Yeah, what's the genre of that documentary? It's completely extraordinary humans.

Yeah. It's just like, national. for Geographic or Planet Earth. It's just another animal documentary. Yeah. Because crime is different. When you think of crime, you think of people dying. But I've watched like mobster documentaries and like, you know, sports gambling

documentaries and all this stuff. That's crime, I guess, right? Yeah, I think true crime is typically like a cold case. It's almost like a who done it. Let's solve this together where like Tiger King was more like, yeah, there's some crimes being committed, but that's also not the important part. But no one cares about that. Look at this guy.

Yeah, anyway. Anyway, so yeah, tournament Saturday. It was very fun. I made time in really late for Fort Scott. What else happened that day? It was fun. We had a good time. Another thing, I saw time in, you know, Nate Bargazzi was in town.

So we had to bring timing in for the correct opinions episode. That's right. Yeah, time. Congrats, dude. I've listened to 20 minutes or so so far. Nice. You're holding your own. Thank you.

You're trying to put in a few words. I like you push back on, you know, on Katie. I, yes, I 100%. Well, she was saying, I was like, I don't think that we're accurate there, Katie. I think it's the opposite. And you were like, I mean, actually, I think I do that. And I'm like, yeah. Anyway, yeah.

Good work, Tim. Thank you. Thank you. Hold my own. How was it? It was great. It's fun. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, a little stressful, just like new environment. But like, it was great. Derek has things set up. way more organized than me. So I was like, I was in best. Yeah.

Derek also was like desperately trying to still make the podcast and texting us at 10 p.m. Like letting us know for the first time that his wife had an emergency C-section. I had no idea that. Still going to try to make it. Derek, it's tomorrow morning.

We're all good. Yeah. Trey even just text me. He's like, just bring your camera. I'll just do a one camera setup. I was going to say, yeah, worst-case scenario.

I have a time in. We're fine. We'll be fine. congrats to Derek if you're listening Of course out there, buddy Yeah, fourth kid Can't imagine It's wild

It is so funny People love to be like Brad has like 12 kids I think And I always love like It's not four kids It's very manageable And then every once in a while I'll see like an adult family

Like a family with like teenagers That are four kids And like at church Like crossing the sidewalk or something I'll be like Whoa that's a big family And then I count and I'm like There's only four kids

that's my family. It just doesn't feel like it right now and they're just tiny little things. What do you think if you had to guess what's going to be the best year of parenthood? Like what ages are all the kids at? When's it going to be the most fun? I've heard a term where it's like, yeah,

so I guess the answer is, let's say, in four to five years, I think. Because no one will be driving yet. Haddy will still be young enough not to drive. but unless Henry has some issues, he will not be in diapers either. So no driving, no diapers. That's kind of the, people say that's the sweet spot. Because then it's like, everyone's in the house.

Everyone's in the house. We can take a vacation and it's fun and not people aren't as, you know, independent. Yeah, I don't know. Like, not that it's going to not be fun when Hattie's 15 or 16 or whatever, but it's like, it's going to be different. Like the vibes weird to think about that. I don't like that. I don't really like, even some of my recent conversations with Hattie. yeah like I don't really love how mature this is she's starting to get not really a kid anymore

she's every once in a while it's like she kind of like has a very slight attitude and I'm like oh I don't love this I never got any attitude it was just so easy to have a conversation with her I was like dang it you're like barely even a kid dang where's beau yeah get that stick back in your mouth come on oh yeah exactly yeah it's like I love the idea of this is such a small in like small insignificant thing in the long run but like being able to like get in our car and leave in 30 seconds that sounds amazing that's the sweet spot just whenever that happens whenever our kids can all buckle themselves into the car that sounds like a great great day and they don't have you know poopy diapers that sounds awesome too so yeah uh because every once in

while when it's just haddy it's like get in the car okay we boom we're out of there yeah but even Beau some time still needs like, I can't get my buckle. So then you're crawling back there or whatever. But yeah, nobody in, nobody in diapers, nobody driving yet. It'll be sweet. So, yeah, two or three years, unless we reload and then all of a sudden. Redipe. Yeah, re-dipe up.

But anyway. Unless we put another one in the chamber. Yeah, you know. Unless we get a new magazine. Oh, man. I want to see how long you guys could stay in that house and keep having kids. yeah you keep it up you will get a tlc show i mean your house is not that much bigger than ours and i'm like rachel and i feel like

we're running out of room it's kind of tight in here you have a finished basement which is nice the finished basement is very clutch and so is our yard we have a great yard yeah a wood shop it is starting to get cold it's not cold yet but it's that time of year where it's like do we all of a sudden the house feels real small. So yeah, hopefully we can just encourage them. Just go outside, bundle up. But yeah, you know, I've done an improv game before where it's like three people are in a scene, but one person has to be standing. One has to be like bending over and one person has to be on the ground. You should do something like that where like one kid has to be outdoors at all times. That's a good idea.

Like we can't have all four in the house. Like one of you has got to be outside. Dude, parenting hack the other day. Just just made this up. Don't know if it's ever going to work again, but it worked flawlessly the other day. I went inside Catherine was like she wasn't, was she not feeling well? I think she was not feeling well. She was moody. Gosh, she was PMSing bad. Just kidding.

Love you, Kath. She, yeah, she just had like whatever, terrible headache or something. So I walked in and she's just like, I just kind of let the house, you know, let the kids just run wild for a little bit. So the house was messy. And so I was like, I'm just going to clean it up. Most of the time I make them clean it all up. But I was just like, you kids go outside. I was like, if you're outside, you can play. If you're inside, you're clean.

You got to clean. And that worked like wonderfully because every once in a while, Rosie would come inside. Oh, you're helping to clean. Oh, you're ready to clean? Grab a broom. Oh, no. No, I'm not going to clean. And she did go back out. I'd be like, okay, and I'd clean some more. And eventually Rosie did come inside and I'd be like thinking it was going to work in like, okay, you're ready to clean. She goes, yeah, I'm ready to clean. And I was like, okay, sweet. And then she cleaned up her room pretty well. And so it's like, all right. Really worked both ways. Yeah, it was like, and I said like if you guys have if you guys get in disagreements outside you're coming inside to clean and so then they were you know you drop you drop a pass you come in to clean

you do you throw your reception you'll draw brown hind part yeah and then you'll clean uh so anyway hack for you just like like either you're outside or you're punished inside by cleaning so uh look at this glass here says it's it says I like Main Street Roasters that's what I notice about it I notice it's empty yep exactly. Remember that coffee that you have that you don't drink all of? It's probably because you don't like it as much. Look at this. There's literally only my saliva left. That's his backwash. I'll drink, I'll drink it because it tastes like mainstream rooster. That's how good it is. And I'll spit back in here to get a little bit more throughout the day. Sorry,

that's so gross. I don't know. Main Street Roasters is the best coffee in the land, Jake. In the land. This is like those, you know, you go to a church on Easter and they talk about, you know, Buddha's tomb, occupied. Muhammad's tomb, occupied. Jesus's tomb, empty. Yeah. Let me take it one further. Yeah, what are we comparing here?

Starbucks cup. Occupied. Yeah. Duncan Cup, occupied. Major Oster's Cup. Empty. Empty. The cup is empty.

Wallet, less empty. Wallet, occupied. Occupied, brother. Occupied because it's cheaper because they save 10% with GRKC, and it's just cheaper to make your copy of home. Yeah. Debt.

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which one of these do you like better? Yeah. And that's, you know, guys are always going to be an uphill battle here. I don't know, you know, whatever you think and they want more of an opinion, I counter with. Wouldn't it be weird if I had a strong opinion? I say that every time. How flamboyant of a boy do you want me to be? Aren't you glad? I don't know the difference in a halter top and a mid-drift. I don't know if those are even on the front of the back.

Maybe they go all around. You said those things and I didn't even try to compute what they were. I was like, those are fashion terms. Racer back. I know what that is. You can see the shoulder blades. Try to show your blades off. Yeah, you're trying to blades out. Blades out for the boys?

Yeah. That's always my counter. Sorry, I'm not gay enough. Basically, I say the same thing. I was like, listen, I don't notice these things. I don't care about these things. Aren't you glad that I don't? And she always says, yes, I am.

The other hack is just answer and give an opinion. And it'll help, at least my wife, it'll help her just to make a decision on her own without you. Oh, I encourage. Oh, yes, those, those are the first option. I think I like the blue ones. She's like, I think I'm going to go with the red ones. I'm like, I don't care. I truly don't care.

I was just trying to, I was giving you my opinion, and it's not going to offend me if you don't listen to it. Just go ahead. That's great. It doesn't bother me. You look great no matter what. This is a little bit unrelated, but it just remind me of this. I think it was last Friday night when the girls had just gotten into town. It's the night before the tournament.

So we're just playing rec games at Meadow Brook. And so Scott's wife had come up there and T.J. is there. And Rachel had come up there, too. And we were in this long. rally just yeah playing wreck games at meadowbrook the points over and rachel's sitting out and not playing and she's like okay i'm glad that points over um Jake we for dinner reservations tomorrow night five or five 15 it's like you just absolutely had to interject like thank goodness the point is over I have a massive question oh it's for dinner and I need it over between

five and five 15 and like I think Jake's gonna really care yeah and knowing knowing Jake oh he's gonna be mad he's going to be mad if it's the wrong time i like every guy with an ear shot just started busting up laughing they're like that is unbelievable dude and i was like this is i'm not even that shocked by this i'm like i just quickly 515 she says great i'm like this is a sign this shows you how little decision making she does that is wild okay i don't want to bother too much but five or five that's not the same thing but like sometimes i had to have a conversation with katherine about this because i'm like it's never i don't want to talk to you It's never that you don't want to be like, let's talk about dinner reservations.

Or maybe it is in that regard. But like, sometimes I am in what I was like, I'm in transactional mode where I'm like, like she'll come out to the shop and I'm trying to get something done. And it's like, the kids have interrupted me seven times already. And then she's number eight. And she asked me a question that's a really short conversation. But in my head, I'm like, I just want to get, I want to get this over with. Like I'm trying to still like I have an objective and I'm not done with that objective yet.

So therefore I can't, I can't go over. to this lane because I'm still in this late kind of thing and she can tell that I don't want to talk to her you know even though I do want to talk I don't it's not her it's the but it's like the I'm playing pickleball I don't know if it's that for you I don't know if you felt that way because you're different than I am but like I just like this transactional mindset of like once I'm done with this then I can do this like kind of compartmentalizing I guess rather than like okay yeah I'll do this while doing that I don't know it's like I can't multitask very well and so when she comes out every once in while I'm like I'm sorry for not I give you the attention that you deserve and that you need, you know, in this moment. But she could tell and she's just like, all right, we'll talk later, you know, whatever. But yeah, it's all contextual. It's like, Rachel and I don't talk a ton on the phone. And I don't think I would be that interested in doing it if it's like when I could be getting work done or something like an important time. But it's like, if I'm in the car.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's chat. Exactly. But the idea of like Rachel and I like just chatting during the day when she's on her way home, but I'm not yet. You know, I'd be like, I want to go home. We'll wrap some things up in the next 15 minutes.

Yeah, everyone's a while. I'll just be short with her. Like, she'll call me and be like, hey, I'm like, hey, what's up? Like, that's when she knows, like, oh, what, this is a transactional call right now, rather than like, how's it going? How's your day? You know, whatever. Hey, what's up?

Okay, we'll talk later. To talk to, Brad, about important stuff, press one. If this is a needless conversation, please hang up and try again. I know, dude, but I need to have more needless conversations because sometimes I think you need those in marriage and sometimes I'm just like, well, if it's not necessary right now, then we don't need to talk. So anyway, funny.

Anyway, stay in that house as long as you can. Yes, I gave Catherine a compliment. This is just a random. I'm going to save it for next episode. I think it'll be a good opener, actually. Great. Just wait for it. It's a small little joke.

Great. Good teaser, though. They'll listen to the next one. Yeah, it felt like it could have naturally gone in right there, but it's going to go later. I had quite the trifecta happen to me a couple evenings ago that I like talk about. So Isaac and I are just finishing up a little session. Well, for one, we went to go place at Pickleball. There's this new place down in a lake that's like right by where Isaac lives.

It's really convenient. They gave us free membership. So it's great. We go there and it's raining out. And everyone else in the city is also in there because of it. it's raining out. But what they have is they called a warm-up court. So it's basically just the kitchen and you're in this like cage. Oh, interesting. We have batting cage for. Yeah, it's so small. No one can really see inside. And anyway, we just stayed in the cage for an hour and a half

just dinking our heinies off. So that was already kind of funny, just giving Scott updates. Like we were, you know, Joe Goldberg from you, just like been in the cage. Oh, yeah. Nice. but get done and first I go to the restroom and something happens to me I got recognized at the urinal guy next to you and he was looking at my face

that's how he recognized me not the lifetime guy he was like you make those dick talks I'm paying him yes I do yes I do put her there

hang on put her in there hey what's up man what's up we didn't touch but that was fun I was like hey never been recognized there before that that's a that's a uh what's that vulnerable time to be recognized that you're not going

anywhere wrapping up yep i was going to say i i'm hesitant to like look any direction but straight ahead at the urinal like because i'm if i'm like glanced into the people around don't you think that could have been yeah because yeah i agree if he didn't if he didn't recognize you before like stepping up to the urinal then he's like you're not full 90 degrees in the urinal at some other guy that's yeah yeah then it looks like you're trying to sneak a peek and i'm like i don't want to yeah i don't give off that impression. That's a good point. He'd probably seen me earlier. Yeah, it had to be that. If not, find him again

and talk to him. Pickle of all people are always really normal, so I'm sure it's just... Yeah, they behave as anyone else would. He's not wearing shoes in there. He just got to have a blow dryer. Yeah. So that happens. That's kind of funny. You know, Isaac and I leave at the same time. Basically, all that's happened is like, I go to the restaurant, me, he hasn't. By the time

to get up to the parking lot, Isaac is like wheeling a deal paddles out of his truck. I'm like, how did you even like engage in this transaction suddenly like this it has been 90 seconds he's doing that and then I get in my car I'm on my phone and then I get a knock at my window which kind of freaks me out it's dark outside and this guy is like not trying to be a stalker I'm so sorry but uh you left your Apple watch in there and we didn't know if you left yet I'm actually a fan of you I know who you are so I texted your wife from your watch oh but I have it now here you go I was like whoa, this place is awesome.

Yeah. Fans left and right. And then to top it off, then when I finally get home, 30 minutes later, I get a text from our friend Josh Madison, and he's like, hey, my coworker Dave has your Apple Watch. I was like, how is Dave getting involved? Who's Dave? I have my Apple Watch. Wait, was Dave not the guy?

Dave wasn't the guy. New guy. Yeah, it was a different guy. Multiple people all having their way with my watch before it gets back to me. That's wild. It was kind of fun. Wait. Is this the second time you've left your Apple Watch?

somewhere oh yeah why are you why are you taking it off oh i get it's when i get sweaty oh really it's like i got this thing wrapped around me it's been sweating for two hours feels nice like taking your bra off so you take it off post yeah oh you wear it while you play and then kind of as i'm taking my shoes off i put my paddle away that's air out the wrist a little bit got it whoa who oops yeah yeah got it that makes sense but you want to keep it on for the game just to like get stats and stuff stats and stuff Stats and stuff. That's stuff. Close your loops.

Link your loops. Clos your loop-de-loops. Yeah. That's crazy though. Anyway, it was kind of fun. Locked the window was not fun. That spooked me. Yeah.

Nice guys. Every once in a while when you just feel like you're by yourself and then you're not, it freaks you out. It does, dude. Pretty sure I was like,

like on my phone, I was just in I message. And still I like had this like reaction like, nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but you were in, you were in a different world. You were, you were in this world right here looking at your screen and all of a sudden

somebody else was in that world and you're like, you're not allowed, you're not allowed to look at this time in my world. Yeah. I mean, the session one girt me. No, what? Nothing. Nothing. Who's got it? Who's Dave? It's Cassidy Miles' birthday today. Don't worry about it. I didn't know her and Jessica share her birthday. I would wish Jessica a birthday at the same time. Jessica doesn't listen to the podcast though, so. Anyway, fat bear week. Did you vote? I did not. I did not. Yeah, I don't, I haven't.

I'll tell you this, I did not. I haven't been keeping up with FBW, I'll be honest, but maybe it's not too late. Is it too late? Not too late. You've been voting? Every day. Actually, you know what voting reminds me of? We turned on dancing with the stars the other night because everyone's talking about it.

Everyone's talking about it? To me. Who? Why? Because Robert Irwin's on there. Yes, okay. And I will say there's been a couple of people in my life. I can't tell if they think they have had this original thought or if they're like,

like bringing up my joke back to me, but they're like, dude, Robert Irwin guy looks kind of familiar. I'm like, yeah, I know. I did this joke 300 times. And you think, but do you know that I did? Are you forgetting, are you like one of those like Mandela effect things where you think you came up with this? Yeah. And it's okay. I just can't tell. Because you're like, you've probably seen my stand up. You think these people have like the people that are saying it? Yeah, yeah. Either way, yeah, yeah, I didn't know this was happening at first. So at first I was getting DMs, like, hey, you look great out there tonight. Like, what's this about?

That got a couple of those, truly. They were like, not bad moves. You've been watching me in the cage and what's going on? How are you outside my car window? Yeah. And then I piece it together. But it is, I think it's like a crazy popular season because they got influencers rather than like Tony Danza, you know, rather than like traditional people.

Dude, Tony Danza would have been an A list for dance with the stars. It's always people that's like, you got to look them up. And then it's like, did you mean this person instead? it's like double bad like just so far down the list people you've never heard of i see yeah we should look up some of the dancing go ahead like some of the de listers so who are the influencers alex arles the big one on there totally know her totally it's a girl right good okay um there's a lot of like i think the secret lives of mormon wives couple of the mormon talk girls are on there so that's gonna draw following um yeah robert irwin is killing it i'll tell you who maybe doesn't belong in the 30

even as I watch as Andy Richter is on there. That poor guy, I haven't seen any of the online discourse. I don't know what people are saying. It's great of him to be out there. It's cool that he's doing it. But I mean, you can't hold the candle to what these young people are doing. No. I mean, he's up there just like doing kind of a Texas two step.

Everyone else is just busting it down. Right. And the judges are like, Andy, you're the very thing that makes a show great. Andy, I love what I'm seeing out there. I'm like, well, not really. I mean, he's not dancing. yeah yeah yeah he's not doing much of anything dude i just looked up dancing with the stars 2018 cast and to be fair i don't know if these people are like the professional dancers or the celebrities

because of how not popular juan pablo de pace oh maybe he's won pablo from uh the bachelor i think that definitely sounds like the name of a professional dancer and he looks like a professional dancer val schmer schmerkovsky okay got to be a dancer Milo Mannheim I don't know who that is yeah really he's an actor who's in like zombies and like I just know him from like this

Christian movie oh really like just like not like popular movies though I didn't know this movie because it's called zombies I think it's like I haven't seen I think it's like a Disney Channel thing oh I don't see yeah Brandon Armstrong Alexis Wrenn I think she's Oh I think she was an influencer

Nikki Glazer I've heard of her Oh I don't know she did it It's just 2018, yeah. Whitney Carson. I don't know. I think a lot of Bobby Bones, I've heard of him. He's the, oh, radio guy, right? Shock, jock.

Yeah. I feel like, are they, are they finding a sweet spot of people who are like big enough that they'll have a really good, like, cult following of their own that'll watch because of them? Is that kind of, they have a good idea? Personal brand. It's not like the average Joe will be like, oh, I know all these names. I got to watch, but it's like, I know this name. Yeah, that's not a bad job.

You watch for one person. I'll watch for Milo, but not. You'll watch for DeMorra. Marcus Ware. Yeah. Oh, I love to Markis where. I love to anything.

Huge DeMarcus Ware guy. Dinell Umstead just looked her up. I bet this is where at your alley time and you're saying like niche audience. She is an American alpine skier and Paralympian. That'll move the needle. That'll do it. There's a lane there. Mary Lou Retton.

I've heard of her. She was an old gymnast? Uh, yes. She's something. Yeah, we're gymnast. Yep. All right. John Schneider.

actor yep just guessed he was Dukes of Hazard actor so topical these days I've heard of Tanashi Tina Shea

oh yeah he did a bunch of songs with La Cray Start a riot She's an American singer songwriter Whatever so it's just like yeah

Tony Danza would have been Headlined Yeah that's too much actually His last name is basically dancing anyway

But yeah now it's like all these people who have like massive individual followings and um why did i bring this up oh there's something i don't know why it was like so funny slash maybe just a little tacky to me like while they're dancing they will flash on screen like text the name of the person you want to vote or at abc.com and like i know people have got to vote some way i don't have an alternative but it just it feels very like early 2000s american idol to me like

yeah because you've got there's something tacky about the terms and conditions like three lines of terms and conditions underneath the voting, like the rules, like Arkansas, Maine in Texas, messaging rates apply of Vermont, New Hampshire, Missouri, in Kansas. Who these days, I'm genuinely curious. Ghosties out there is a vast variety of people. Who's paying per text these days? Like messaging rates may apply. It's like, to who?

It's, it's, everyone's got a texting plan. That in, in 2007, yeah, message data rates apply. Hey, you want to vote for Sanjaya? It's going to cost you. nine cents dude one of my 300 texts but yeah i guess there's still plans on like i don't know if it's boost mobile or burner phones or i mean i guess there's a way to pay per text and i understand that i'm just saying who's how many people does that apply to that are also in this like concentric circle or like bin diagram of watching dancing with the stars and wanting to vote that's a good point

like are you paying per text but still have spotify to listen to this are you paying per text and still have YouTube TV to watch ABC? Yeah, I don't know. Either right, but it kind of took me back. I was like, just seeing like, text vote to da-da-da-da. I was like, I guess they're still doing that. Yeah. Just watching live TV every once in a while, just takes you back. Yeah. This is, this is good stuff. You forget. You watch for four minutes, a commercial for three. Like, this is nice. This is how TV's meant to be seen. This was it. Yeah. Basically a one-to-one ratio of ads versus the program. Dude, kind of interesting? four out of ten let me keep my standards do you mind do you mind if i just don't tell it's not

going to be that interesting but it's going to be interesting to the social media guy in you i don't even care uh i have an amazon whatever they call a fire stick or whatever on my uh who cares dude yeah on my tv in my shop i was watching whatever it doesn't matter i'm not going to big deal thursday i football was watching it while i was doing woodworking and but i couldn't connect my Bluetooth headphones to it while I was sanding. Who cares? So what I did was I synced up my phone, YouTube TV with the YouTube TV on my Amazon fire. So every once in a while I would have to pause one of them because it was like a little bit

off, but it worked. You did that just to have the noise amplified. Because I was sanding for like three hours and I was like, I want to be able to listen to it. Yeah, it'd be fun to be able to listen to it. Anyway, so it's on, it doesn't matter. The commercials come on though. And since it's online, they're different commercial.

commercials more targeted to you on your phone four out of ten interesting right like kind of interesting because it was like my amazon fire stick like the only things i ever watch on there is basically peacock so it's like brooklyn nine nine the office like that's pretty much it and so it's like that's all they know about me that's all amazon fire stick knows about me is that this guy likes those two shows and then all of a sudden my youtube tv on my phone is trying to show me other it was like kind of an interesting vibe because i was getting seeing in on one screen Fox News on the other That's 4 out of 10 interesting

Kind of kind of kind of I'm into that kind of stuff Like it's one of those things that Yeah I like geek out and think about And Rachel's like why in the world Do you even notice this stuff? Because I'm like we'll be watching Hulu With the cookies everything these days

I feel like Hulu should know plenty about me It's owned by Disney and they have a spot of a premium I mean they've got ways to know who I am And we will watch a show And it'll be like Tellamundo Better because good to do it's gonna I'm like They're wasting their money on them.

What are they talking about? Is this because they listen to Bad Bunny last week? I don't deserve this. Yeah. Why am I getting a Spanish paper towel? Is this going to hang out with Scott too much? What's going on here? I mean, Spanish is an extreme example, but it has happened before.

I'm like, their ads person is, like, screwing up. Does that happen to you every once in a while with Google Maps where, like, it thinks you're in, like, Tampa or something? Dude, Isaac thought he was being hacked the other night. Maybe I could tell more about this story on Wednesday, but he's like, anyone else's we were all in the same website looking at something. He's like, anyone else is translating from French? We're like, no. He's like, dude,

my Google Chrome's going crazy right now, transiting from French and back. We're like, what have you done? Translate from fringe and back. Yeah, he's like, oh, now it's French again. Dude, this is so messed up. Yeah. What we're talking about? So that's happening to Isaac, but no, I've ever had like a Google Maps, like,

not know where I'm at. I don't think, well, maybe cookies can do this too. Recently, just because I'm weird, I've been doing subtitles in Spanish just one more thing to be like oh that's that word

in Spanish you know whatever and so I wonder if that's affecting the ads at all but I don't know so glad you brought it up

four out of ten somebody's gonna have some opinions on it it was kind of interesting though because it's like this is a live broadcast a aka like there's only so much time

for these ads and they are completely different oh but then it's back in the live broadcast yeah you know it's impressive that's why they you enjoy

the Zen every once in a while, I think. I hate the Zen. No, for like five seconds, you love the Zen. I think it's going to be a future, correct opinion, correct opinion of mine. Enjoy the Zen. You do not. The YouTube Zen is the furthest thing from Zen. You'd rather have just something stimulating you all the time. Or just another commercial. Truly, though, the Zen is so loud. What kind of Zen are you doing? You name it. I've zinned it. You double pouch the Zen. I'm trying to think like, I mean, the classes are just like, just like waves on the beach. I feel like it's just, it's like, it's sharp and it's loud. It's like a thunder clap.

And it's not. Enjoy the Zinn. Um, like a babbling brook, loud, sharp. Too babbly. Too babbly. Too much tenor and not enough bass. Yeah. Okay.

Bablin Brooks. Yeah. Try it. Yeah. No, no, you got this. Babel sang bass. Babel sang bass. Brook sang tenor.

Yeah, there it is. So, once in only I mentioned that back in the day. I had no idea. Like, you've said that before. dude wow how that's that's what's a so fun and also so crazy about like we're going to do that a million times and talk about like the robert irwin's that's name like effect basically in our own lives of like i don't remember that i didn't even know that song very well backed that or whatever yeah we're going to keep doing it to each other over and over and we're going to have

conflicting views ever once in a while people are going to brad said this it's like yeah because we talk we never know what we're going to say yeah it's uh unscripted three hours a week, we might contradict ourselves. We might say something that we disagree with eventually. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that much about this stuff, but that's what

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than anything that you spend twice as much for. So check them out. It's good ranchers.com. Welcome to the table. GRKC is our promo code. Yeah, that's true. That's true. What he said about that. I will say this last night. Go ahead. Three out of ten. Okay, interesting. Wow, even less interesting than the ads. But just know that it correlates to this. We went to Costco yesterday. We got 224 packs of Waterloo. You had to run two 24s? We went two 24s off. My coach only made us do mountains.

Dang, dude. 224 packs of Waterloo, different flavors. And I stocked up the garage fridge with 48 waterloos, a.k.a. LaC.A. LaC. adjacent things. And back in the day, I would have said, there's no way you care and are excited about this. I loved it. That's good.

I'm into Waterloos, dude. I like the sparkling water stuff now. And I didn't ever think. I was always like, yeah, people don't really like those. They just kind of deal with them. I said that on the podcast. I changed my mind. Durantin.

adjacent to this, you're kind of inspiring me. Maybe Rachel and I's next house. I'm really liking the idea of Guy Fridge and Girl Fridge. That's not what mine is, but I like that. I'm liking the idea of just like, yeah, I stock my fridge. Yeah, I got my stuff in my fridge. Oh, I see. Yeah.

Rachel's got all her nasty fish and. And her like quarter drank lattes from six days ago. Yeah. Like the milk is separated from the coffee. Yeah. Something like that. Yes. She would put that back in the fridge, true or false.

Oh, I can have this for lunch tomorrow. Yeah, we can water it down. It's like second drink. I really like the idea of segregated fridges. I like that. Maybe they just make a fridge. Like, you know how they have like French door? Like that's what your fridge is like you're, you know, maybe it's one that's double fridge.

Just one side's yours, one side's hers. His and hers fridge. I like that idea too. Would you be okay with it even if it meant your fridge was in the, the garage? Yeah, that's kind of happening. All my like meal delivery stuff that's in the garage fridge.

Yeah. It's kind of happening, but I'd like it closer. I do love, I just love a stocked fridge. Stocked is nice. I mean, our fridge right now, like the garage fridge. And I think that's where this idea came from. It's like right now we got all Rachel's crud in there. Yeah.

But I wouldn't have crud in mine. I'd have just stocked fridge, just drinks. Dude, that, I'm not trying to bash on my wife, your wife, whatever, too much. but part of the thing that stresses me out when we go to clean our house is that I don't know what things are and where they go and it's like a lot of it's kid stuff so that's why I'm not trying but like then I look in our fridge and I'm like I would love to clear this out and help her with this but I don't know what this random jar is and if it's it's completely significant or like yeah don't open that throw it right in the trash and take it out to the maggots right now

yeah you know like I don't and I don't want to micro like ask her every single thing like that And so I just, I'm like, that's for future, Brad, you know, worry about, just shut the door. So, and, yeah, we do that with cleaning up our house and these, like, the kid stuff. They have so many things. And I'm like, can I just throw this away? Or is this the most significant thing in Bo's life, this little piece for his Legos that he's been looking for forever? It's like, ah, I don't know. And part of me is like, well, he's the one that lost it, so it's his fault.

But I'm like, can't do that to him. So families are great. Families are great. Rachel and I switched up which side of the bed where he slept on the last couple nights. Have you done it a few times? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just got in the mood, switch it up.

How was it? Great. Yeah. It's a fun surprise in the morning. You go, oh, yeah, we did do that. I think maybe I've asked, here we are. It's like a new room. Whoa.

Oh, your vantage point. No wonder you're the way you are. I did. There's been some thoughts. I'm like, it's kind of cozy of her. She's got the ball on her side. And what's really fun about waking up on the bed is when you do get out of bed, you step on everything.

Yeah. It's nothing. You don't even feel the car. She has Legos there, too. Yeah, you step on like hangers and weird chargers that are not being used. So it wakes you up. You're now close to the wall. But you're not against the wall, correct?

We got room. We got room. Yeah, that'd be psycho to put it against the wall when you don't have to put it against the wall. That's good. I'm glad. Reviews of the week? I got one. Please.

Caitlin Arbo. I left a Spotify comment. Your bow? no my bow wait oh no take it to my bow our bow okay Jake's silent sneeze sound is exactly what my toddler sounds like

when he's not so secretly pooping in a corner I would love you yeah is that what dude that is one of the most like random joys of parenting is watching your little yeah your little kid like oh they're pooping you just like you can tell because their eyes

don't they're not crying but they're getting a little watery and they're just like oh is it a tough one buddy um yeah all right mine oh this is a good one m k salan salanki i believe in ghosts this is funny i've been a ghost listener for about three years now my friend abby put me on to your podcast after she had her lovely baby c what do you think c stands for christ christ uh charles can't Cameron. Chris Fix. It's got to be close. Candy. Corey.

Corky. Cole. Christ. Oh, shoot. Dang it. Dang it, dude. I started listening so we would have something to chat about nearly a year later. I found out she actually stopped listening the same week. She told me about it. What? Never quit her. I've been a faithful listener and follower of the social meds. Social Meds. Why did she quit when she recommended the same exact week?

We probably said something about C. Or maybe we didn't say something. Shoot. This podcast has been a constancy in my life, especially as things have changed. The Ghostrunners have been there through breakups, funerals, and weddings. Constancy? Constancy. This podcast has been a Constancy in my life.

Constancy. Constancy. Just, yeah, corgi. Baby corgi. The Ghostrunners has been, oh, I'm sorry. Jake and Brad were on. in the car for my big move to Miami and on my way to white my and on my way to white coat ceremony I think she probably meant my white coat ceremony but hey white coat I can't wait to see where

you guys go in the world and in life I wish you your spouses and kids the very best thank you for building this community I'm always so grateful to be part of a body of believers with as much humor as y'all much beicitos and many blessings to you Megan a proud ghosty it spelled M-A-E-G-H-A-N, just to be annoying. Wow. Just kidding. That's, I actually, that's kind of pretty in a non-traditional kind of way. M-E-A-G-H-A-N?

M-A-E. Like, May. I like the name May a lot. That's got to be the least common way to spell Megan. I like May, though. You know, you know that that person is saying Megan and not Megan. Yeah. Megan.

Yeah, no, I don't mind the spelling, but unpopular. Megan. Proud ghosty. Oh, my God. I made a joke about being annoying. It's not annoying. I was a joke. We're just joking around times.

Would you like to end this episode with a jingle? Yeah. Her name's Danielle Miller. She wrote this a jingle. She said, I hope this is not sacrilegious. I don't think it's sacrilegious just to, like, do a tune of a worship song. I think I just saw something else from Daniel Miller. She's all over the place.

Oh, yeah. She left a comment. We'll talk about this in Wednesday episode. She said, we need a shred update, like an in-depth one. like yeah we haven't heard things I take her up your dance around for me

she's like a well documented straight up let me see a little bit yeah hey little daddy let me show you what you're working that her words

not mine her words all right so she is that kind of gal um she was a jingle let me

I'm trying to like double screen here oh boy um Daniel Miller met her in uh Branson she's from Florida She chose to travel from Florida to Branson, Missouri, to hang out with us.

If you don't think we have great fans, check your pulse. I think. Because you said that while being dead somehow. All right. So I was like, well, this is a worship song. I know how to sing, or I know how to play it on my guitar easily. GCD. And we always have to worry about copyright.

So Daddy brought his Git Fiddle. Oh, so YouTube's getting a jingle the day. Unless you sing it too good Probably could have taken this out And made it a little less awkward to do On the pod It's okay Timon how well do you know a guitar

Not at all I don't play guitar at all You know I know three chords like everybody else I know a couple chords on the ukulele And so maybe some of those translate To like the four Some of the four strings on the guitar

I don't know It's all different fingerwork Yeah This is one of the chords in the ukulele Nothing It could be It would be a little different It is

I think the ukule Riley is... I'm gonna say it's the same strings or same notes it's like the bottom part of a guitar. I think so, yeah. Or the bottom four are the same? Yeah, I think so. I'm not positive on that.

I was thinking you could get out your phone and voice memo on the table, so it picks up a guitar. What do you say? You could put your phone on the table voice memoing and it would get the guitar. Okay, Google voice memo. I also need a tune real quick because that we'll cut some out quick tune i allowed once i allowed location once i allowed location once i'll use a tuner just don't have the ear for it huh all right here

we go yeah i don't i kind of do that's what well but i think my ear's wrong and so it always sounds bad but it says it's all right Do you have the, you have it? Yeah, I can be sounds wrong. Well, I've heard of a company that gets their meat from the U.S. And I heard that there's no seed oils, hormones, or antibiotics. Yeah, we tried it. And we're pleased

And we are Never going back Oh, it's some good, good ranchers I had some meat I love the beef GR KC Oh, it's some good, good ranchers Jake tried the meat

Only poultry Befowler G O N I've seen Many searching for meat at the grocery store, but I know that good ranchers has the quality they're looking for, because they know. Just what we need may be poor. Nuggets or fish is some good, good ranchers. It's what we eat. Great quality.

DRKC Oh, it's some good, good ranchers Take loves the meat Only poultry Forgalogy Oh, it is perfect in all of my meals Yeah, it's perfect in all of my meals Yeah, it's perfect in all of my meals

Yeah, yeah Sorry Yeah the chicken It's so tasty Give me the entire dish And salmon That's so fresh Wild caught delicious fish

Yeah it comes Right to my door Yeah it comes Right to my door Yeah, it comes right to my door and feeds my whole family. Oh, it's some good, good ranchers. I had some meat. I love the beef, J.R.K.C.

Oh, it's some good, good ranchers. Jack tried the meat, only poultry, beef allergy. It's some good, good ranchers. It's what we Great quality G.R. KC It's some good, good ranchers. Jake loves the meat.

Poor, only poultry. Pork allergy. Let's pray. Talk about the K-Life Days. Yeah, good ties. Take you's Blake Cajon back in the day. Six or seven times. There it is.

Nice. Fun. You guys did great. Did you take the back to the cat after days? That's always popping back that. 2014? Oh, yeah. I never really got into it.

Well, it was just popular. I think it was very popular. It was everywhere. Yeah, yeah, it was. Good, good father. What else is going on around those times? It built my life. I feel like it was one that

I feel like those were kind of to me connected because I think I heard him around the same time. My save was great. My save. What song came on when you and Zach were at Chick-fil-A? It was just the instrumental and I was like,

do you guys know this song? I don't know because Zach did know it. Zach did know it. It was a good K-Live song. It was like a worship 2014, 2015. Banger. And it was just the end. instrumental. Yeah, it was just the instrumental at Chick-fil-A.

And I was like, I bet Tyman and Zach don't even know the song. I feel like the one that I hear a lot is, uh... You're beautiful. Oh, good one. Yeah. I was a big... I love Phil. Yeah. Phil Wickham slash T.J. Great guy. Uh, what was it that I hear at Chick-fil-A all the time?

Dumb, do, dumb, dumb, do. Oh, the lion and the lamb. Dun-dun-dun-dun-d-d-dun-d-do. You know that one? I can't tell if Chick-fil-A-Lay. like there for a while I was like hey we're not doing Christian music anymore right and now it's a bit of a hybrid I heard like a Taylor Swift song and like uh my savior loves my savior lives here's what I know doing everything and this is this is back in the day so maybe it's changed but Drew told me it's a choice now it's not are you not born that way yes that every chick filet has their own

parag right what is it chick fillet you know yeah it's like what is a chick fillet become a franchise you can choose to play this you can choose to play that maybe you can choose I don't know if it's like every day

you can do whatever mix it out because yeah you're right sometimes it is like and maybe it's like location location yeah there's some chick flay people out there that could let us know Jason Morse you're one of them yeah so I feel like Kelly Campbell my friend Ellie works at the Lexa Chick-Chicfilet

she one time was like like, and I have the ox, so today, so like, I'm playing random stuff. Like, I think maybe sometimes employees can... That seems dangerous. I'm guessing it's... I could be remembering wrong, but I think she was like, yeah, I was just playing this song earlier, like, I thought... And I'm guessing it's like...

Approved playlist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, you probably got to be a, like, trusted employee. Like, you've been there for a while. They know you're chill. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Wow.

love you guys thanks for listening is that good rancher's song or ad or do we have to do another one for him probably should do another one I do another one for him all right but we should pitch them that and say

hey do you guys want to run paid ads on this what's your price yeah name your price and see if Chris Tomlin cares first see if Chris Tomlin's offended all right love you guys you Wednesday.