Ghostrunners - 476 - How To Give a Maid of Honor Speech

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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I have a question for you guys. What's that? Thank you. Let's sit. What's that? Let's say, yeah, like always, we have a standing appointment Thursday, 9 a.m. That's when we record the podcast. Let's say I didn't show up today.

I went missing. Where would you guys look for me? Okay. Like, okay. So the whole process would be, I would look at my find my friends first. Okay. Yeah. And would you not.

be on there? No. Or would it be... Whoa. You've vanished entirely from five, my friends. It says I'm here. Oh, it says

he's here. Okay, first thought, of course, just being real, it would be in your bedroom. Okay. Just being real. And then I'll go bathroom. But if it's not in any of the obvious places,

I think we're going closet next. Yeah, as far as like places here still, closet seems... Are we worried at that point? we worried. Let's hope he's not in the closet. Yeah, let's hope he's not just hiding in the closet because we have to film right now. Um, I don't know. I would, I would call you. But if it, if you're fine, my friends is here. It's like maybe my phone's here. I'm not. Jake just decided to go on a little jaunt. I think without his phone. Yeah, I don't know. I would, I'd go like maybe he tried to go

to the gym without his phone. Definitely. It took a lot longer because he didn't have the phone to tell him the workouts or something like that. Yeah. Or what time it was. Or what time was. He has no idea. He's in his own little world at lifetime. Yep. Lifetime. Lifetime. I think Chick-fil-A down the street might be a decent thought. Yeah. Pickleball courts, but there's a lot of them

around here. I'd probably then call Isaac and Scott. They have, you know, a good pulse on you. If you're not around here, you're probably with them. How long would it take to... And then maybe I'd ask your wife, you know. How long until we would actually start looking for Jake? Well, it sounds like right away you'd go

bedroom, bathroom, closet. As far as like besides the house because like physically drive somewhere I'd be like maybe he's holding laundry uh yeah I don't know and then you would yeah not look for me you would start like yeah using your resources like like like how how long before we think oh he probably just overslept his alarm and he's going to miss like the first episode and a half like and he'll go to Ohio for the next year yeah uh uh oh oh oh I do I think this tight beat means that it's going and down with some random thoughts and white me too then west best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's a ghost

podcast everybody's morning we're taking around ghost on this podcast reason I ask is apparently that is a TikTok trend it's like girlfriends ask your boyfriends, if I went missing, where would you look for me? And I guess typically in trend fashion, these answers are like, anthropology, you love that story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or fill in the blank. Okay. And Rachel didn't film it, but she just like asked me that. And she's like, all right, let's say tomorrow when school is done, I don't come home. Where would you start looking for me? And I don't know this is a trend. I think this is just some sort of husband wife scenario we're playing out okay and i'm stressed i'm like oh you didn't come home i'm not even

trying to be funny either i was just like oh gosh all right so i'd probably i'd go to the school and i'd start asking around like last known whereabouts like who saw you last let's get you know and i just went off using everything i know about true crime okay and then she kind of let me finish she's like i'm just going to stop you right there that was such an autistic answer i was kind of just looking for like Mahjong with the girl At the Mahjong Superstore Of course You're obsessed with your boom cracked

Yeah I really went nuts Like I don't know So did I would look and I would do I would figure out some sort of background check On people The parents of the school And janitors of the school I've had some issues

janitors before I don't know I know you and janitors get along Yeah that's You got a body janitor's love You got a nice brew him back there. He got a janitor's body.

Yeah, because I, I didn't know. Yeah, if I knew it was like a joky, like, hey, where's like one place I would be if I'm not here? That's different than like, where would you look for me first? I know. I was like, well. First answer is like, I would go to your school and make sure you're not just working late. Yeah, you're in good hands. Yeah.

I would hunt you down. Yeah, right. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Oh, you could check the security cams at the school. They got plenty of those. Yes. Yeah.

I think it'd be fun. I think people out there who exist, maybe you're as, this thing, like maybe you have a spouse like this, but people like Rachel or even her dad, which are so just like, not even emotionally driven, but it's like vibes driven. I almost borderline fantasize about Rachel going missing. So I can have that scenario from the office where they can't find Michael. Yeah. And Holly is like tracking him down using like weird forms of information.

Right. Like Dwight's like, hey, this one's closer to the office. He would have gone here. This way because he would have thought that looks like a massive donut or something. Like, whatever it is. You don't think you would follow that bread smell over there? Yeah, right. I think I could do that with Rachel using like, yeah,

I'd be like, what makes sense to me? All right, do the opposite of that. Because that store is cute over there. She would have gone over there. Yeah, or would she have gone and looked at those flowers that were freshly planted. Yeah. That's pretty fun. So someday, if I'm lucky, she'll go missing.

I heard about a streamer that was arrested for playing hide and seek one time. And not in the same exact way, but like, yeah, like, I was just thinking like, okay, what if Rachel, we knew that she had never left the school? Like, there's no security footage of her leaving the school. Like, kind of a fun game of hide and seek at that point. Like a school is, elementary school is not huge. But like high school, hide and seek, or at a mall or something, like, kind of like Paul Blart, basically, but just real live version of it.

And it's one of those movies where you find out, what's that one movie with that redhead where like they can't find her daughter. And then you find out she was never on like the flight log. Oh, uh, she was never supposed to be. She wasn't even on the plane. yeah yeah that's like go to the school and i'm looking around for and they're like rachel doesn't work here we've never heard of her that's very like lost like very like who's rachel what's what's any of where's rachel and you're like who's rachel how's rachel

uh yeah like how would you like if if let's yeah let's turn on mr beast video style like there's there's a hundred people competing for a million dollars Like whoever, there's 100 people in a hotel, no, not a hotel, in a mall, and the Oak Park Mall, like a large mall. Okay. And you're playing hide and go seek. What place do you think you would get out of 100? Like, do you? I would, I would finish somewhere between 10th and 20th, I think.

Really? I would do good, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't go the extra mile I needed to win. Like, I wouldn't uninstall the vending machine and put myself inside of it. Dang, that's a good idea. though yeah first thing i thought of and i was like i let someone else do that yeah i would just i don't know i would just try to like crawl somewhere so far like i just keep moving as far back as i can until i hit a dead end and then just hope that no one else goes that far like surely this guy didn't go this far back in the vents that's something in vince yeah because if it is for a million dollars it's like

that's worth being uncomfortable for but my first thought was like let me hide somewhere the first 30 minutes let's be comfy somewhere i want to be standing i want to be upright maybe laying down. And then once it's like, we're down to the top 40. All right. Now I'll crawl into my little hole. You ever go mannequin route? Just.

I don't think so. Please, please, please, please. I think you, yeah, you start off just like that corner, dressing room, get up on top of the, like, stall walls a little bit, pop open a ceiling tile. Now we're up. Who knows what's up there. And then, yeah, that'll buy you some time.

You're at least top 50 if you can get the ceiling tile. Yeah. I don't know if I can get up there. I don't know if I trust the... Throw a rope. The metal up there. I was going to say, even if you pop a ceiling tile,

can you, can you support you up there? Does little thin white metal pieces? Maybe if you... Oh, part of all, maybe it's built different. Displacement. Like, weight displacement, it's like you're only putting a half a pound on each of them. It's like polar bears on the ice.

Yes. But if they maybe catch you, there's no, there's no running away from it. Like, you're, you're done. You can't just be like, crap. I think they're on to me. got to leave i got to move this that's true i mean it depends i don't know what it's like up there is we

have a whole series of tunnels no one does yeah and is it is this a hide-and-seek where it's just like i saw you no i saw you or you like i had to touch you oh yeah i prefer touch it's hide-and-seek tag it's hide-and-seek tag for sure yeah that helps that's good for me to an extent i don't think you can like just crawl up to the top of the roof and just hover there maybe it's hide-and-seek but they have a they have some kind of apparatus it's like assassin's like hide-and-seek water gun tag. Thank you. Like, can I get within 10 feet of you?

Right. Like, if they can knock, knock you down with something, they can have a ball if they have to and throw it up there. Yeah. I think ball tag. Anyway.

So that's TikTok trends. I would look for you at lifetime, Jake, because you're always working out. You know, that is one thing. Thank you. We're going on a trip. Tonight, we fly out.

Yeah. And, yeah, it should be fun. What are you looking forward to about the trip? I'm looking forward to spending time with you. I'm looking forward to spending time with Rachel. I'm looking forward to spending time with Calvin,

looking forward to spending time with Mally, looking forward to season time with my wife. I don't know. I've never been to Vail. We're going to Colorado, Vail, Colorado, and I'm excited. It sounds like we're doing e-bikes. Honestly, I have very low, not low expectations.

I have very, I don't have expectations really beyond just, like, having some fun times. I don't know. Like, I don't know anything about Vail beyond just Colorado and just it being fun. I looked at the weather. It's going to be cold. Compared we've been 32 it's been like summer here still like 86 here it's October 2nd while we're recording this yeah it's high is high 80s yeah and so it's going to be a little bit of a slap in

the face weather wise um which i don't think i'm necessarily looking forward to but it will be a fun change i guess so maybe that means i'm looking forward to it throw on some coats what are you looking forward to uh i think just chilling just chilling just chilling just chilling in mjc nothing much just chilling. Nothing much of just chilling. What about you? In JC, you? Yeah.

Yeah, excited to. Lifetime was what reminded me of that. I've just like, I've been like pushing myself pretty hard lately, which is between work or just like pickleball training, working out. I'm just like, yeah. It'd be nice to have like three or four days. Let's let the body rest a little bit. Let's just do nothing. Yeah.

Or hike or whatever. I was going to say, or are we going to go on like a climb a 14er? That's where I'm like, I don't, I have genuinely, I have very low, like low, no, not low expectations. because that means I think it's not going to be fun. I have no expectation. So if we wake up and people are like, hey, we're going on a hike. Hikes starting. All right.

If we wake up, we're like, we have nothing playing today. All right. Yeah. Bet. Either way, bet. Hot cocoa's in the microwave. Hot cocoa. Yeah, we heat up some cocoa.

You put some milk in if you want. No, yeah, I have no ability to have expectations because I don't know anything about Vail beyond just a ski town. I learned last night at 10 p.m. where we were going. Okay. Very confused because we keep hearing this word, Aspen being thrown around. Seeing the aspens.

Aspen are changing. Oh, you got to see the aspen. And this whole time, I was like, oh, I can't wait to see Aspen. And then I was like, no word. Oh, we're not going there. I always get this confused. We're going to Brackenridge. Yes, dude.

And then last night at 10 p.m. Rachel said, no, it's a veil. And I said, well, that's fun. Yes, dude. They're all the same. Wonderful aspens. We will see, yeah. We will see the trees.

And it'll be fun. Yeah. I'm excited. Yeah. They say it's a good time to go. I was talking to Tate about it. Tate went to college in Colorado. And so he's like, dude, Vail's really nice.

And it's the perfect time of a year ago. I was like, okay, cool. All right. Low of 32. I saw 27. They got a hot tub, though. It's fun. Do you like hot tubbing in the frigid?

You ever done it? I guess that would be a form of contrast therapy. Is there going to be snow on the ground? Oh, brother. It's always snow on the ground. Up in the mountains. Once we get up there high enough, the teeners. I'm going to say no.

Once we put our toboggins on. And the teeners. We're sleeping at 12,000. You like the teeners? I doubt there's going to be snow. But. Because that would be a fun contrast therapy. Lay in the snow.

Go back to the hot time. I remember in South Dakota, the first year we went, I went fesson hunting. And the, it was so cold. Like, it was like, I bet it was 15, 20 degrees. and like the hot tub like we were warm but our hair was like crunchy like frozen Titanic style

Titanic style dude so we'll just drink a bunch of whiskey like the chef on the Titanic you know him no he stayed he survived because he was anebed oh really and he just had enough like warmth in his blood because of it that's a fun fact

I think you know about that time no but I believe it you don't know about it being inebed Is alcohol really make you that much warmer? Like your internal body temperature just like goes up with alcohol? Maybe the blood alcohol content. It does.

I do feel like warmer. I remember one time. I feel flushed. That game we went to, we went to a Chiefs game. The infamous like Mike Katz game. We don't have tickets. Yeah. I feel like Gunner loves bringing fireball everywhere he goes for stuff like that.

And I feel like I had a drink of fireball. and then it was noticeably warmer for a few minutes. I've always been impressed by, it's very common for comedians to, like, drink a little bit before they perform. Like, those lights are so bright. I don't want anything making me warmer than how warm I'm already going to be performing on stage.

You just, like, put some ice cubes in real quick. Yeah, suck on a cube right before I go out there. I don't know, I don't know how this works. It's definitely, like, biological, physical, whatever the word is, but like I need to sweat it out once. And once I sweat it out once, I won't sweat as much anymore. Do you want to fever or what? No. Like, let's say, for instance, you have two shows, like two comedy shows back to back. I guarantee you, if I were performing, the first one, I would sweat out so hard. You name it. Or, like, when we play

golf sometimes. Like, sometimes I am sweating like crazy. And then I, I, like I can I literally sometimes bring a second shirt and then the second shirt like I don't sweat on at all it's very interesting and it was the same thing with like lead and worship like often like for the practice I would sweat a ton and then after that I was I was good yeah what does that mean I don't know like you have two different like sweat reservoirs either that it might be like something with water or coffee or I don't know if there's some kind of connection there well hydrated Truly, though, it's like, it's like, it's like I, because I don't physically feel more nervous, I don't think, but maybe internally it's like, you can't fool with me, man, we're nervous. You know, I don't know what it is. But it was always like, I always sweat so much, not so much, but like considerably more at like worship practice than I would for the actual worship. Sorry, guys, just first sweat. Sorry, guys. Just, yeah, just got my first sweat on. My first. That's funny.

I think I should try that halfway through Pickleball change shirts and just kind of see if I'm keeping up my sweat levels. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that's about, but. I went to do a little grocery shopping this week. Our local store in the Midwest, it's called Hi-V. It's just for the sake of the story. And I'm at the back, grabbing some milk, and over the loudspeaker, very succinctly, very quickly, very seriously, they go, Hello, I need the attention of every Hy-V customer right now.

Oh. The baked Ziti giveaway is now available. Come on up to the front. And I don't know what this says, but I was like, there was an active shooter. Like, seriously, like the tone and everything that they like said that announcement. I was like, oh my gosh, they're like shutting this place down.

You were ready to get up in the tiles. Yeah. Yeah. I had one already popped. Yeah. I was like, oh, big Ziti. Big Ziti, no problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I was just practicing how I would hold the Ziti. it was so serious they got to work on that that you can't make an announcement that way i it's like a tommy boy when he comes in like excuse me i need everyone's attention right now like yeah the police just throw them there like slide them their gun yeah you can't go to the bank and like loudly demand everyone's attention you can't like abuse the power of a loud speaker and say i need your attention right now dude it definitely can't be for big ziti i it wasn't for big ziti i it wasn't for Baked Zidi, but they did something like that to me one time. Really?

They like, they had some, I don't know if it was like a third party thing, but somebody was there like trying to sell something at like a table in the front. And they did. They like really hyped up this announcement. Like, hey, everyone, I need you guys to listen up to this. It's a very important announcement. In about five minutes, we'll be doing this presentation. Yeah, that's what it's like.

What? Yeah. Excuse me. Please stop what you're doing. If you got your products in, take them out. Because it was very clearly not like a. a normal announcement kind of thing. Every once in a while you hear those like in between songs or whatever at the grocery

store at Home Depot at the Home Depot, we care about your deck. That's why, you know, whatever, we want to keep you moving. So whatever, something like that, but it was somewhat spooky. But then as I'm like going to the front, because it was like the last thing I got, what I heard was the baked bean giveaway. And so I'm not going to the front being like, I can't believe they're so excited about these beans. People love some beans in the Midwest. And then as I'm checking out, sure enough, maybe they do need to take this

pretty seriously because there are multiple women like like kind of on the hop to get there and like did I get the big ziti they get and then like this person's having to tell them no you're too late no you're too late and I see them all devastated so I'm like the big ziti giveaway is a pretty big deal at hi yeah have you ever had big ziti oh yeah but not not since though yeah right now you need chicken ziti chicken ziti turkey ziti timon you've never heard of it before I don't know if I really I feel like it's kind of like lasagna yeah like I don't know maybe you different noodles. To be honest, I don't know what the difference is.

Huh. But I don't think I would go crazy for it, but also wouldn't, you know me, I would definitely try to find. Yeah, let's see what it's like. Like, how do I win? What do I get? How do I, how do I get this thing? I would definitely try.

If nothing else, what a great story to come home and be like, Catherine, I got a Zidi. Zidi, pre-baked. Was it? We stopped to bake it, though. No, I have no idea. I never got to see it. I just saw people complaining that it didn't win. It's the myth.

Are you doing the shopping these days? no not that much okay i think we're out of just a few things i'll go run yeah pick it up brum you're a high v guy though oh wherever yeah not not loyal do whatever i don't care i don't give a crap i don't freaking care you ever that price shopper oh yeah i feel like it's so poorly configured it has like a wall in between like you walk in and there's like a wall that you have to go around all these other things yeah it's a closed concept yeah it's almost like They kind of heard you in. Like, everyone has to go through this gate.

It is. You will see the cereal or whatever's right there. Like the hint of lime chips. You can't enter the store without seeing the chips. Yeah. It's very indirect to go get milk there. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

That's all I have to say about it. I have something to admit. I don't really know the difference in a wasp and the yellow jacket. Okay, so yellow jackets are five and oh this season so far. Go Georgia Tech. Go jackets. Wasps are not a mascot of anybody that I can think of. That actually is a pretty.

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SBC. Also, Black Widows. Black Widows. Careful. Yeah. Yeah. You could see it in my face. Oh, I was thinking there with you, brother.

Yeah, I was like, be careful. Well, should we go? We went back off here. I don't know. We went back off here. It's a terrible spider. And that's it. It's a terrible spider.

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Yellow Jays. Yeah. You don't want to, this is, I'm going to talk to the husbands who live in the Salt Lake City kind of area right now. Yeah. You don't want to have to tell your wife, I'm pretty sure we don't have a Black Widow problem. Correct. I'm, I'm pretty confident we don't have Yellow Jackets. Yeah, I think the kids can play outside.

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Tell them the ghostrunner sent you. So, what's going on to do you guys? I was home alone this whole weekend. And by home alone, I mean, not even my neighbors were around. Yeah. I looked out and I said, where's Jake? He ain't here. He's gone.

My family gone. Yeah, they left. And you didn't go. Correct. Yeah. What was this scenario? I already forgot. They were going to Texas for the state fair of Texas. They go every year. Big time. This was the first time they went to opening day.

They'd never been to opening day before. Had to see the pig races. Had to see the horse show. Okay. Fun. All the different things. Honestly, they've never been. It's kind of tradition that Catherine does with her mom and her sisters. It's a good time. They love it. But I stayed home and I feel like I had like two and a half.

full days of just like nonstop working. It was awesome. And then Sunday was truly like the day of rest slash the day of football. Like I watched, there was that Dublin game. So like early morning. Like I went to early service at church,

got led worship for little kids, which a bunch of bunch of miscreant boys on Sunday. I don't know. Miscreant? Miscreant. We like that word? I don't know what. Timon?

I've heard it. I think kind of like a mischievous. Like kind of. Honest, the punk, punk kids. I also don't know if it's onry or ornery. Yeah, I always pronounce it honorary, but it's spelled way different. Miscreant? Yeah, no, now I'm doubting it.

It sounded right to me. Like, I didn't question it at first. Miscreant. Like, yeah, just like, just a bunch of punks. Yeah. Spell it in a sentence. M-I-S. Spell in a sentence.

Oh. So, you know those like management information systems classes, M-I-S? Uh-huh. So this, and then, oh, did you have, like, you had a bunch of concussions. Yes, yes. No, no, C-R-E. What is it called? No, it is C-T, but okay.

C-R-E is what I get C-R-E. Yeah. M-I-S-C-R-E, you know. And then, oh, dude, like crazy amount of just like fire ants, you know, like, not like my A-U-M-N-T. Oh, got it. Yeah, so M-I-S-C-R-E-N-T. Got it.

Miscreant. A person who behaves best. badly or in a way that breaks the law. So these boys... Oh, yeah. These boys were committing crimes left and right. No, they were just rowdy during worship. And I just, I didn't know what's my place there.

You know, how do I... How much discipline? Yeah, I just tried to ignore them. Yeah. I don't see. I don't know what you've been volunteering in the kids, like, area at our church. And, yeah, she's like, it's just unbelievable. Like, you know, at her elementary,

school they would never put more than like 20 kindergartners in a classroom because it started to manage and they've got 40 in one room 40 and it's like uh you know people who don't work with elementary kids are the ones in charge so she's like it's uh it's tough in there yeah it's like i need to be way more involved or just not involved because it's hard for me to like be the like volunteer assistant and like see how this is run right yeah but it's also hard to know like how much discipline yes dude if i throw down here well katherine will always be like you're not going to change them in 45 minutes like because I'm always like I need to like really crack down and be like there's a right way and a wrong way to treat people yeah dude we were we were in rosy's class a couple weeks ago

and there was a kid in there that was struggling and eventually I just kind of was like you need to come sit with me you have to sit with me and you don't get to do whatever everyone else is doing yeah that's that's your that's as much discipline as I think we can give in that class but I'm like yeah they're they're struggling dude anyway um all I just say watched a ton of football like truly I bet. Chiefs are back. Close to 12 hours of football. Yeah.

And Chiefs just highlighted the whole thing. All the way back. All the way back. We are top one, probably. If you had to narrow it down. I'd say Eagles, two, Chiefs one. Yeah, anyway. It was awesome, though.

I truly, like, watched football all day, watched Red Zone for the first time, really all year. Yeah. It was just great. Everything about it was great. and it was quiet, just watched football. Too quiet. It was.

It was one of those things like every time that my family's gone, it's like, oh, this is great. I can get a bunch of work done. And pretty shortly after, it's like, I'm not as good of a person without my family. Like, I need, I need more. Like, I cleaned every inch of my house and my shop is so organized. And it's like, who cares? Like, I just want my kids back. They're back for 20 minutes.

and yeah. Oh, dude, that's, that's part of like, I can't relax if the house is not clean. Like, these days, because it's like, it's so relaxing to have it clean because it doesn't get dirty again for, yeah, until my kids go back. It stays that way for a while. So, anyway, um, that's fun weekend. I got to watch you on, no, not you. Sorry. It wasn't you. Yeah, Friday was a crazy day.

Yeah, tell me about what happened there. I, let's start with the end of the story, which is Brad saying, I can't believe I'm spending my Friday night watching this. Yes. That text really cracked me up. Yeah. That was like, yeah, I was eating a late dinner after working all day. And, yes. Take a little edge off.

Uh-huh. Yeah. So the plan was, we were, me and the Friday boys, we were going to go to Phoenix and see some of our friends down there and playing this tournament. And Scott and Isaac flew out. They had like a 6.15 a.m. flight. they wanted to get out there and be there the whole day totally get it rachel and i did not want to wake up in the fours to make that happens we're like

there's a direct flight at 945 let's just do that and then you still land at 1045 phoenix time you still pretty much have the old day smart oh absolutely i would do that bro yeah yeah yeah yeah direct flight good was there's a direct flight it was direct okay well but yours is better now direct is a funny word because we got close to feet Phoenix. And it's one of the nicer days that I think God has ever created on this earth. I mean, the sun is shining a little extra bright today. I mean, it's called Sky Harbor. Sky Harbor. And I'm looking at the sky. Sky's looking back. I mean, there's nothing but sky in between us. Boy, it's a nice day out. And they start coming over the intercom. Hey, we don't know if we're going to

be able to land today. We're going to do some circles. We don't know if we're going to be able to land today. Actually, I don't know if that's the exact words they said. FYI, I'm not sure if this thing's landed. Hey, we got enough gas last still tomorrow. So just, you know, stock up on snacks. Like, I don't know if we can be able to land. We got high winds or, you know, something weather related. So we're kind of doing our circles around the Phoenix airport.

And then they're like, you know, essentially like, all right, guys, buckle up. Really? We're going to do it. I mean, it was an announcement close to that of like, let's try it. Truly buckle your seatbelts, flight attendants, strap in. Yeah. We're going in. It's always a little nerve-wracking when you see the flight attendant's, like, really tight.

Tighten their seatbelts. They're not, yeah, they're not putting the coffee away anymore. But the announcement, the seriousness of the announcement didn't match how sunny it looked outside. It was like, yeah, I mean, I guess you can't see wind, but we're in the middle of desert. I feel like it's really nice out. Yeah. We're low enough, truly, to where I can text Scott and Isaac. So if that tells you anything.

Okay. I'm texting them saying, probably. probably landing in like 10, you know, see you guys soon. They're saying there's storms, you know, Scott's saying like, yeah, there's storms like east of us, but just come in from the west. You guys should be fine. Like, we are coming in from the west. Scott's like, yeah, just tell the pilot to come in from the west, dude.

I'm like, that's where we're coming in. I mean, it looks beautiful out. Scott's like, it's beautiful out where we're at. And then, I mean, we're down. We're low, like two, three thousand feet probably. Like you can see swimming pools. You can see people. and then something happens

and we just like pull back up and they say boys and girls we're going to Vegas and the like collective groan was so loud on the plane and we're just like oh like we've been circling for like probably an hour

and so now we've got to go to Las Vegas and how long is that take it's not as far as I thought it was an hour I mean maybe even a little less okay 45 minutes in the air so then you got to land at Vegas oh that's all right well

you know you were kind of doing the math I'm like all right am I still going to this tournament or whatever i will say two things one it was very fun and like at least rachel and i are in this together and two we just kept saying thank goodness that we don't have anything more important to be i bet a lot of people in this plane have stuff way more important to be at they've got weddings they've got funerals they've got like stuff they're really missing we're missing basically nothing let's just hang out anyway not a big deal and so we land and they're like all right so if you have a layover like somewhere else go ahead and deboard the flight and we'll

figure it out. Like if you were supposed to have a layover in Phoenix, we'll get you to your final destination, deboard the flight. So that takes a little while and they're like, all right, so everyone left on the flight, you guys need to be in Phoenix. All we're going to do is just gas up the plane and then go back straight to Phoenix. We're just going to fly right back on this plane because your luggage is already here. So while we gas up, if you guys just want to like go grab a snack, they use the word snack. They said, if you guys want to go grab a snack, you can go do that right now, but just kind of stay close to the gate. It's like, all right. And anyway, so we go out, grab a snack, don't grab our things. You know, we got a phone and that's it. And then we were in the Vegas

airport for the next six hours, not allowed to go back on the plane to like grab a phone charger or grab AirPods or grabbing anything. Long snack. Yeah. Big snack. Long snack. I had two or three snacks in that time. Oh, my. That was more the main bummer, but did you ever figure out why it took so long? The storm wouldn't leave. Okay. So the storm stayed in Phoenix. We couldn't get back there.

They were not led people in. We've waited so long, but that now there is a storm in Vegas. So now all flights are not leaving out of Vegas either. So that day to be a desert. Yeah, really? Nothing but storms. Who knew? Desert storm.

That's what that's from. Dude. It's when Phoenix and you fought through Desert Storm. Phoenix and Vegas both get storms the same day. But yeah, it was fine. It was all good. Did you get there that night or the next day? And so then eventually, I think it's like, all right, you could get back on the plane.

This one I did, we reboarded at like 5.15 p.m. And so then it's like, all right, this is possible. We could land in Phoenix at 6.15. The tournament starts at 7. But my game wouldn't even start to like 7.30 probably. Like, this is truly possible. And then we didn't take off from Phoenix until after 7. So I spent a lot of time just like.

515, you didn't take off until 7. Yeah. Okay. So it's like, I don't know what happened. But so then it's just like, all right. at least I don't have to stress anymore. I'm clearly not going to make the tournament. And hey, good news for us.

They're live streaming it. And so me and Brad are both watching the tournament. I'm supposed to be playing in. Brad's texting. I'm texting. We're making fun of Scott's Shoes. Oh, yeah. Scott's Shoes.

Isaac, you know, didn't play his best. The first game laughed about that. Yeah, it's where you're like, I can't believe I'm doing this. Yes. It was like, why do I, what? Because I watched, you sent this link and I watched like a game before. beforehand, that wasn't even them. I was like, why am I watching?

And the kid looked like he was 12 years old that was playing in it. He was really young. One of the nastiest people, as far as, like, aged to really good at pickleball. Really? Yeah, he's really, really good. I, uh, yeah, so it was, it was fun to watch him and get into it. They looked like there was a guy on your team that was Scott, but even more Scott than Scott.

You know, talking about? There was a guy that was just like super into, like, he was kind of like a guy that did like, you know, like the bench warmers and basketball that always do like, the like celebrations and stuff like this guy yeah oh oh you know like all those different things there was a guy like that like like really into it to the point where i think scott was like this guy used to calm down a little bit yeah and so that guy wasn't even playing that's the guy i'm thinking about he was just there to like correct pretty scott move yeah has scott ever been to a tournament he's not playing in yeah um so it's too bad on one end it was like well at least i

still get to watch but also it was like i was supposed to be playing in this is kind of too bad but wasn't in the world um i'm trying to think uh i mean the whole day was just insane it was a great i mean i rachel i joked that all we did that day was just like crank up our screen time numbers i mean what what else is there to do i got to the bottom of instagram was like hey dude infinite scrolls take a break it's not an infinite scroll it's just a long scroll yeah i got to the bottom and Instagram said, are you okay? There was a message that said, BetterHelp.com.

I was like, holy cow. Did it start, did your algorithm change at all throughout the day? Like, was it like, you know what? Actually, like 3D printing. Like, you might like it, you know. He has Spanish. Yeah, I mean, they threw all sorts of algorithms.

I mean, no, I don't even know if it was a ton of scrolling. But it is, you know, Rachel brought, oh, this is funny. I kept calling her Lloyd Christmas because, you know, you're just so tight, you know, at a certain point you're like, I can't look at a screen anymore. I have to just, oh, I know what I'll do. I'll take a walk. And that's the way I can look at nothing but slot machines.

Yeah. Because that's where he did spend the whole layovers. There's no stimulation at all. Ding, ding, ding, ding. That's just in the background the whole time you're sitting there. But Rachel's like, I'm going to go, like, get us some stuff. And it was like that scene in a dumb and down where I'm like, all right, just get the essentials, all right? And Lloyd comes back in like a sombrero and a paddleball game.

And that was Rachel. It was so funny. I mean, she came back. She's like Vegas swag. I have a handful I heart Vegas Yeah She's got a handful

Of just so many snacks She bought logic puzzle games She was like Then I realized I didn't have any ink pen So she bought this Just like obnoxious Vegas pen And it's like just the essentials Lloyd That's amazing

So we had fun We were just goofing all day And had a good time I'm trying to get any other I mean the whole day Was just insane Because like Phoenix Oh so I saw this on Facebook later

Phoenix had like crazy flash flooding shut down the airport for a day even when we finally did land in Phoenix baggage claim Rachel made a good comment she said this airport right now is how movies depict airports on Christmas Day move move where's kevin yeah right that's what the phoenix airport was like bags on top of each other i've never seen the the baggage claim carousel so stacked full they had to stop it really it was like bags are a pile on top of each other and now they're falling off the racks really um it was just like yeah overwhelmed just pandemonium everyone's landing at once so it was impossible to get an uber and saw a writer videographer friend of ours he was at the we it was kind of nice when i'm very loose with who I share my location with. Okay.

So he's like, hey, I see you're next to me. Yeah. Come on over. Come hang out. I'm not truly, because I know it's not realistic to feel this way. But there's a, there's a, let's say one eighth of me is like anti-flying these days. Like, and obviously like it's Phoenix. I'm not driving to Phoenix.

Yeah. But man, like, wouldn't have happened if you drove like, and we're like flying to Colorado. And I know it's going to be easier to. fly, then drive. Maybe, but we're also flying to Denver and then driving two hours. And I was like, should we just drive? Like, is it really that much easier to fly? Anyway, and so I'm just like, this is, I just don't, I do not like that scene. And I've become more, increasingly more like a curmudgeon with like, there's too many people here where I can't breathe around here. Like, I just need to walk around with there's people everywhere, you know? That's a really good thought.

And I think Rachel made the point. She's like, I'm so glad this happened to us and not our parents because this would be the last time they ever flew. Like Rachel's like, my dad would be like, this is why you drive. Yeah, I'm trying to trust the pilots. I'm trying to think there was some instance. I can't remember what airport I was at kind of last year or something where it did feel like a zoo. And it was like, and I remember I landed there and I walked out to the zoo.

Maybe it was with you. I can't remember. But anyway, and I was just like, I don't like this feeling because no one's really in a good mood at the airport. Like, unless you're like going to or. Or if you're coming from Cancun or something, no one's excited about that. Yeah, I've got to go home now. There might be like one corridor of the airport that's going to Vegas or go into like a fun

destination that's excited. But like for the most part, people are kind of annoyed. They have to stand in the line and then walk, you know, or sit next to other people. And like it's kind of quiet, but kind of not. I'm kind of surprised no one lost their mind with how much time we spent on an airplane or waiting to be bored. Yeah. So that's kind of like a tense situation.

I know, dude. that's what I'm saying. So I'm like, maybe I'll just be a driver more or less. And I do think there's people listening right now. I was like, this is exactly why I don't fly. And that's fine. For whatever reason, my psycho brain was like, by the time Sunday rolled around, I was like, I'm looking forward to the flight home.

I like wasn't scarred. No. Yeah, I don't think I'd be, because the thing is, like, it's not like, it's like, because it happened once, it means it's going to happen again. This was weather. Yeah. Like, it's not, it's not some trend. like you've flown so many times and it's like this doesn't happen very often it's just like when it does happen it's just like this is pretty no fun you know

whereas like you're in traffic on the highway it's like well it's okay at least i'm still just by myself or with the people in the car with me yeah if there's too much construction you say that's why that's why i that's why i bought a horse it's not to deal with this i'm not driving anymore it is wild when you like like my parents just went to europe it was like you were in europe this morning and you're in Kansas now. Like, that's crazy. That is, yeah. It's amazing. Planes fast. Planes are like way faster than cars. Yeah. You know, sometimes on the like flight track on a little screen, it'll say ground speed and then air speed, I don't know the difference in those two things. They're different speeds. They're both a miles per hour. They tie up the, it's knots. Is that not? No, knots are. Yeah. Water. Water speeds.

What's knots? Yeah, I think like, boats and ships. Yeah. I think knots are using flights too, though. Really? My friend JJ is like a pilot, and I feel like he's referenced knots. Juggernauts. Juggernauts. Astronauts. Oh, it is air. See?

Astronauts. Wow. I don't get that, though. Notts is like the speed we're going, and also sometimes sometimes it's like two knots west. Those are notches. Two notches. Jugger notch. You know, like when you have the big wheel on the boat, just a couple notches.

Yeah, two notch. Two notches. Starboard. Astronauts. That's one I know. Starboard bow. I don't get that, though, because how could their airspeed and ground speed? It's just, it's all speed, right?

Yeah, we're in the same atmosphere. It's not like we broke through anything. Yeah, we're not different. Yeah, but there's different resistances with water. Like, imagine trying to run through water versus run through air, right? I popped on the Incredibles this week for really no reason. And I forgot Dash can run on water. One of what his knots are.

Kids just watched Incredibles for the first time on the way home from Texas. I love that movie so much. They're into it right now. I'd like to debrief it with them. Bo-da-ba-ba-ba-da. you know I get two celebrity look at likes and I've talked about this recently but one is Robert Irwin obviously and the other is syndrome and so it was good I got to see both in the same week yeah yeah right lighting if the hair is kind of stick it straight up yeah I'm just syndrome and and Bo I mean classic just like boy dude kind of behavior loves like quoting movies and so really you know I don't know where he'll just be like what are you waiting for or whatever he's like I don't know something amazing I guess you know what I know I know freeze you know did it scare bow because I feel like I watched it for the first time

around that age and it was like a scary movie it is PG and I definitely was like like they were thinking about bringing it with a DVD and all this stuff and uh they're like dad is it okay if we watch this I was like it might be a little scary but you know yeah I think they did it all right but I think Rosie said she was dude Rosie's got this uh complex right It was kind of interesting. I mean, like, it's kind of, it's interesting that she picks up on this, but she's, like, basically, like, scared of me leaving. Like, I think, I think me being gone in Gulf Shores for 10 days was, like, a thing for her.

That was a moment. So she was like, yeah, it was scary in the Incredibles when the daddy left. And I was like, oh, okay. Like, so I don't know. Huh. I don't know. I don't know. But, like, that's the scary part.

Remember the part where he gets, like, all those, like, weights on his back, like, those bubble things? Oh, when he gets shot by the stuff. Yeah. That's kind of, I was scarring to me. I remember, that was like intense. It's very intense. I was introduced.

I was introduced to that movie, uh, some neighbors were babysitting us. Oh yeah. Little. Navy's like these neighbors are into some scary. Like, dude,

these neighbors are wild. I don't know. They're okay with this? It was a cartoon, but it was not appropriate. They're like South Park. You're like, I don't know what South Park is.

It was called the Incredible. I don't know what part of the park they were in. It was scary the whole time, though. They're going down to the South Pole, if you know what I mean? The Underminer. That's South. yeah no there's like scary i mean there's like a lot of lava and yeah i remember that being

scary that scene where he i mean the big scary ball yeah enemy that's scary i think when he starts puncturing himself there's something weird about that yeah i don't like that that's self-inflicted wound there it's traumatic yeah it is a little bit scary i don't know you have the ball thing you're like what is that uh yeah residue i haven't showed them the lion king yet because i think that could be kind of intense don't show rosy yeah Rosie's not ready for that. Rosie would be like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You could die?

Like, that's not allowed. Or they're wild a beast and shunny. No, it's just like a big traffic jam. That is too bad that you're right. It's interesting that she picks up on it, like, because it's never stated. Dad's gone. Dad's leaving. It's like he's kind of sneaking around or, you know, doing this.

Now every time I like leave to go to work, like leave the house, she'll be like, don't be gone too long, okay, dad? Like, she'll say that to me. Don't be gone for too long. Picking up trains. Is that what you're doing? Whatever he does when he's gone. Zoom.

Yeah. Dang. I wonder how common that is. That's too bad. Yeah. But I mean, at least it comes from love. I mean, yeah, I was going to say she loves me and she's excited. Like, yeah.

And she's obviously, she's fine with, she knows that she's going to my parents' house for a few days while we're in Colorado. She's excited about that. Okay. So I think maybe it's like, if she gets to do something fun, no problem. Okay. So. But, like, yeah, even like when she came over text, she's like, I'm, Daddy, I'm so glad you're home. And I'm like, you're the way.

you're the one that's home i've been home welcome home dad yeah but been sitting here watching football incredibles yeah they're they're super into it right now especially i know i know freeze remember that part yeah

so good i was shocked in my rewatch how you know the where's my super suit is so highly quoted and he's got a pretty small role in that movie oh yeah he didn't say that many lines yeah which is funny because it's samuel jackson and two just like how quoted it is. Oh yeah.

Having a small. Yeah, they love that one too. Very small role. Is the Incredibles? I think they quote this too. That was totally wicked. Yeah. Yeah.

I kid. Also small character, great lines. Yes. A little. That's a good point. Yeah. Which Incredible has the best power.

I have my vote. Um. Probably, uh, Violet. I would say. What is Jack Jack's? He's just, a maniac? That's revealed in the second one.

He's got all kinds. of stuff okay uh sorry yeah please don't i've never seen this all kinds of stuff you dut like for fun don't say stuff fun don't say stuff uh best powers i'm gonna go i'm gonna go oh gee original mr incredible we go o g i'm gonna go o g on it unc i think that's the worst wow strength wow dude toxic toxic maxillinie over here You think you're a lifetime to build strength? Yeah, what are you trying to do? You're trying to be dash.

Yeah, I just jump rope. It would be fun to be fast. I've never been fast in my entire life. It would be fun to be fast. Running on water is pretty next level. I'm with you. I think you got to go violent. I was going to say Dash,

but I was like, Violet literally, you got two. Can't get hurt and she could turn invisible. It's pretty cool. She can get hurt? She put a force field around anything. Around a car.

Yeah. Didn't remember that. That's pretty cool. And by the end. Once she gets over her. I mean, it's good character development. Yeah.

By the end, she can't. So if Violet were on your plane, no problem. We're going, we're going into the storm. And she can just force. Then again, I think the wind, which still, I mean. Oh, so maybe you need like an incredibly strong force to push, pull you back down. Yeah. If you have Mr. Incredible on the plane, he could.

If I'm still flying commercial, then yes. With all these superpowers. Yeah. Then yes. In an instance of a storm, I would need Mr. Incredible to get us down. Okay. So. Point.

Point, Mr. Incredible. Seems like the biggest issue you've had in the past week, Mr. Incredible would solve better than Violet. Yeah, Violet's good. And once Edna Mode gets involved towards the end of The Incredibles one, her suit goes invisible with her. It's not always the case in regular clothes. Edna Mode. That's another one that they like quoting that. Voiced by a man.

Yeah. The director. Really? Yeah. Kind of won up my phone. Yeah, I was going to say, go back and forth again. I don't know anything about the Incredibles. Michael G. Achino is the guy who makes the music and he does Lost and does a lot of good stuff.

And other things. Yeah, I think I go, I go Violet. I go, actually, who would you go two and three? A Violet, then I really like Dash. Then Elastagirl, I think. My gosh, you soy boys over here. Just kidding. You go Alastagall and then that's just, yeah.

I think I go Dash, actually. I mean, remember when he's in the principal's office? He's basically invisibly so fast. That's true. Remember that scene? He moved. He moved. Yeah, you would...

Coincidence? Think not! That's a good one. There's good lines in there. Would you need a car? You could save thousands of dollars in your lifetime. Not flying commercial. Dang, you're right.

How fast do you think he's going? Those planes, ground speed, we're like going full throttle. Couldn't catch him. You know, those two, 300 miles an hour? Ground speed. Ground speed. Not speed. That's kind of tis.

out one time on a speedster video one time. It was like, which speedster in movies has the best, like, the most enjoyable, like, speed to watch? It's like, Dash is one of the best because he's just like, he doesn't slow down time, but he's just really fast. Because, like, the Flash, it's like, well, that

gets kind of, it's just like it's too powerful, you know? He's just like two, 300 miles an hour, you know? I think Dash might be. Who else is on that list? Lightning McQueen? Well, who else? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen these movies. Quicksilver is one.

Don't know about... Oh, fantastic for? Or... Maybe? Quicksilver. I don't know. The brand of clothing from 1990s? That's probably why I remember the Dash being the best,

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I was, I had never done anything like that before so I was pretty nervous setting up there before I went you've done a Comedy Central roast before though I have yeah it was very much just like word for word my notes yeah like once I'm up there

nothing is real no crowd work once I'm done I'm like I guess I said that stuff hopefully it was like there's no there's no room for any kind of improv when I'm up there because it's like if I like I remember one time I even just like messed up

a word, and I just, like, froze for, like, two seconds. Well, that's, that wasn't the plan. Um, I'm a fun. It's like, and I think I also, I definitely talked faster than I would have liked to, I'm sure, which is pretty typical. But I think it was all great, though. Like, the times that people were supposed to laugh, they laughed pretty hard. Oh, yeah.

It's good. And the times that were supposed to be sweet, they were sweet. Did you go paper? Do you go phone? I went phone, but I felt every other, there were three other speeches. And they all went paper. So I was like, I don't know if this is good or bad. Is it just like typical to do paper?

I think a risk you take with paper, even though there might be an aesthetic to it, you know, that looks maybe a little better than the phone, is a lot of people, when they public speak, are like nervous and shaky. Yeah. And you can tell a paper way more. And then I think everyone has a little bit of, like, people kind of feel bad a little bit. Like, oh, dude, he's so nervous. Yeah. You run that risk with the paper. I think I don't regret going phone.

Yeah, I think it's fine. Yeah, you're 19. You can do a speech off the phone. I'm a genzy guy. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, I ran into. one of your friends in public this week.

Yeah. To, uh, Haddy's coffee in Prairie Village. You remember me? Oh, yeah. You used to live over there, bro. Freida Felcher, ever heard of her? Yeah. I mean, I heard you mention her.

Um, but yeah, I went and had coffee there and this priest who was like, hey, you do the ghost friend's podcast, don't you? I said, yes, I do. She said, I'm friends with Tyman. I was actually the maid of honor and the wedding he was in yesterday. Okay. Whatever it was. That's awesome.

I was like, you got to hear the speech then. And she was like, yeah, I was like, how are you doing? She's like, he did great. He made a six, seven joke in it. People laughed. Let's hear. That's, that was, I think, like, 20 seconds before I went up there, I was like, I think I leaned over to Zach.

I was right next to Zach. I was right next to Zach. But you'd think if I say, I've known it for six or seven years, is that like dumb? And he was like, go for it. And then. So there was some improv? Yeah, I guess so. I did, I did write it into my note right then, though.

So technically not. So I guess not. But yeah, there was like, I think I had. healthy mix of laughs and groans in the audience, which is kind of what, kind of what I would expect. Yeah. So it was nice. It was, it was like my opening. I opened with it. You open with that. Yeah, you got to warm up the crowd a little bit. Yeah. Oh, this guy's one of those funny guys. Oh. Oh, he gets silly. Yeah. How long do you think it was? I, like, tried saying, talking through it like the night before. I wrote a lot of it the night before. And it was like a little

over five, which I was worried about. That seemed like kind of long. But then I'm guessing once it was all said and done, talking pretty fast, no long pauses. I'm guessing it was like four minutes, little over four. That's great. And the other, uh, Graydon's brother, younger brother, Edwin gave the, like, other speech. His was real, really short, probably like a minute and a half. So I think it balanced out. Great. Yeah. What do you think as far as like, well, mash and ask this now that you say Edwin did one and a half minutes? Edwin, can you earmuff it for us this next few minutes, Edwin, a listener to the pod? I don't believe so.

It's okay if he is. Whatever, Adam. Is he, who cares? Is Edwin pretty sensitive? Because what Brad's about to say is going to be, it was just going to be a question that you're going to answer. What is too short and what's too long for a best man speech? Typically, my, just across the board answer for anything, I don't care if it's content,

speech, whatever, the shorter the better. But I feel like if you're crushing it, you've got a little longer leash. Like, if it's good, let it run. But even. I don't think you have to force it, but I'm like, no offense to Edwin, but it's like a minute and a half, you might not be like, it might translate to I didn't, I didn't try that hard on this or I didn't like really. Yeah, there's still a minimum. Yeah, like, timing was like writing it out, practicing it. Like, yeah, like that shows like care and like like preparation. I once again, not crapping on Edwin because maybe it was like a minute and a half of just like very intentional. This is exactly what I'm not only very mildly crap on. Edwin here. I love it. We're buddies. There were a couple things he said. I was like, was that AI? Was that chat GPT right there? Edwin, you're older or younger? He's younger. He's like 15, 14, 15 year old? A minute and a half

is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He probably felt it like it was 18 minutes up there. Like, it was truly, it was a fun, great speech. He got a lot of laughs too. Good. But sometimes I was like where those AI laughs. There is certain ways to tell it's AI if it's written, But even, like, hearing it, I feel like there is, there is a format. It's like, oh, yeah. Well, Graydon's not just the da-t-da, he's the da-teta-da. Graydon's like a dis. If a da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-s.

Like, that's AI. There were a few of those. Yeah. And afterward, he, like, asked a couple guys who was like, do you think anyone could tell, like, a couple of those were, like, AI? Oh. And I was like, no. That was great.

I mean, you asked them, but no, I thought. No way to tell. See, that's what I'm saying. Like, dude, like, AI. That's so funny. You can do AI for a lot of things. Like, just take, take some time on this. This is a big deal.

Like, anyway, did, okay, did you use AI, Simon? I did not. Okay. Good for you. Thank you. I was tempted to a couple times. Like, yeah, it was, like, truly, I was trying to put a lot of effort into it because, like, even like the months before, I was like, I would think of something writing down.

I could mention this. Like, I was trying to, but then the actual writing of it, like, was accidentally saved toward, like, very late the night before. And there were a couple times where I was like, man. I could just, like, prompt a few things. But then I was like, no, I'm not going to do that. Good for you. Thanks.

So what do you think? Too short, too long? Two minutes, too short? Yeah, okay. If you're an adult, if you're an adult, what's the minimum best man speech at a wedding? I think, yeah, you have to go two. Yeah, too minimum for an adult. Yep.

Minimum. I was thinking maybe three. Maybe. Maybe a minimum, though. Because, okay, I think You can do a lot of two minutes. Yeah, I think so. Like in a wedding like this where there's like made of honor and best man

and there's also like secondary like, you know, other close friend or sibling, those secondary ones can be a little shorter, I think. Yeah. Can I go ahead and say this? They should be a little short. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No need to get up there and tell the whole story again

from your perspective for eight minutes. I will say not non-made of honor girl. Pretty long speech, definitely longer than made of honors. Not all we, not necessarily a bad thing. Well, but kind of. I don't know. Now I'm just dissecting all the speeches.

Too long can also, like, I like what you said. If you're crushing, it can be longer. Like, if it's not a good speech, you don't want it to go long, too long. But here's the thing that never crushes is, is, well, not even that. Don't say anything heartfelt. It's just telling the entire story of how, how you met the person and how then you, like, like that doesn't need to be the entire thing it can be like you know we've known each other for a long time we grew up together and i remember you know we did this and that was a hilarious thing let me tell

you this one hilarious quip from the same but it's like he's calm catfish but when you when you lead up to the whole thing by just giving fact fact fact fact it's like people don't want the facts people want to hear what you feel and i don't know at least that's how i feel about it yeah because if it's like seven minutes but it's like i remember the first time we all got together it was that have chilies to go and we had bottomless chips and you've made a joke about bottomless chips. Remember that? Bottomless chips. You love salsa. This guy's the salsa guy. Salsa guy here. Ask about it later. It's just like, okay. You don't talk about like that's a really good recreation. Because like no one else is laughing. Now do one, now do the female way too long.

way too factual. No one else cares about this information. Let's see. Female made of honor speech. Okay. For those of you who don't know me, I am a Sandra's sister. I have known Sandra my whole life. Um, as you know, I'm two and a half years older than her. I was born May 2nd, 1992. She was born two and a half years after that. Um, and yes, she's always been taller than me. So they always thought she was the oldest sister. the oldest. I'll never forget our early morning days when you were four and I was six and a half because I'm two and a half years older than you. And we do tea parties with our cabbage patch dolls. You always had the one with the green stripes on it. And I had the one with the pink

parasol. And we always said, this is, we're pretending like they're getting married. And now you are getting married. And so I remember we've always been thinking we would pray for your... I'm just going to just one thing. You've always been saying we'll pray for your husband. Now you're good.

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So, I don't know what to think about all this. But just know that, no matter. matter what, I'll always think of you as a girl, two and a half years younger that makes those cats back because you had to strike when I had the pink bearer's all on. Okay.

Yeah, the whole speech is just... So let's raise the glass! The whole speech is mainly just facts. Just like, this is what happened, and this is something we did, and this is something we did. Yeah. This is something we thought.

Well done. Yeah. So, and they're always like, but even that, it's like, well, at least their heart felt and like, you intentionally have been thinking about this. I can always respect that. That's a good point. And a lot of these people probably in Timon's weddings instance, it's like their first time doing this. You know, they'll have a few more college weddings. And then by the time, you know, they're 25, they'll have a dial then.

Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I kind of hope I'd get to be someone else's best man sometime because like now I'm, I had a great time. Now you're ready. I was very nervous, but I'm like, I think I went well for my first time. Dude, you're going to, you're going to be a BM a lot. You're going to have a ton of Bs. A ton of being, you're going to be jessies, I bet.

Yeah. I hope so. If you play your cards, right, you'll be Mylins. True. What are the other ones? Joe. I don't know if Jonas. Jonas.

Yeah. Or Jonah. Jonas. No, I don't think so. I don't see it. I don't, but Zach, maybe? Yeah. I mean, you spent so much.

time with them yeah i mean if i'm not his bm oliver's got a brother fake friend he's got a ton of ton of kids in that family yeah you might be in trouble there yeah oliver's got a dad yeah anyway yeah think about it be fun yeah i guess we a best man once and i was probably like 22 or 23 okay i think i did fine people laugh it's like oh i could i could put on a show now so you're saying don't ever, like, take it for granted. You never know if he'll be M again. It could be your LBM. LBM.

Your FBM could be your LBM. Never, never beamed. Really? Mm-mmed, right? What was that one? Best last... Best last man. Middle.

Yeah. You're the best last man. Like, the last of the groomsmen. I'm trying to, like, get into more of a mentorship role again with Isaac. Like, I'm just... I feel like we had it for a while, and I really wanted to get married early, even though he's got two brothers and I would never win that battle. But like, I think I've lost it with him. So I'm in trouble. That's a funny idea. Trying to like get back

close with someone just so you can, I hope I can be their best. Right when he starts dating someone, you're like, dude, hey, we should meet once a week for coffee. Coffee and we can just like go through a book of the Bible together. What do you think? Oh, you guys broke up. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm getting busy. Yeah, it's a busy season for me. Let's just take a break. That's amazing. I guess got kind of lucky. First time being a GM, first time being a BM. Oh.

Grisman. Oh, yeah. I thought it was girl. Girl mage. Girl man. Girl man. Girl, maids. Do we need to talk about Midge?

Dude. Midge, I think there's, I want to say there's 10 to 15 at least people that are still, maybe, probably, maybe more. I think much more. Really? Okay, if we're lucky, there's like 40, 50 people. I got text from my mother the other day. Okay, if that's in the mix, then yeah. Is timing engaged?

Okay, that just pretty readily believe that I was engaged out of nowhere. Yeah. So I'm trying to think through how this happened. Why don't you go ahead and just make the official press release? Yeah, not engaged to anybody. And new cast. Let's get both announcements out of words. Now it's a brace.

oh nice dude so shout out Emily Isaac yeah thank you yeah Charlie the girl what's her name Charlie XX oh

Charlie DeMilio I get it it's their kid so so someone in the Midge hadn't come up for a long time right like

it'd been a smidge it had been and we were talking about Midge's wages and stuff and so I think even in that same episode you guys were like I mean

do you ever see Midge? And I was like, I mean, it's been probably six months. It was like a grad party maybe. And then someone in the, I mean, like a decent amount of comments were like,

I thought Tywin and Midge were together this whole time. I was first of all like, that would be impressive if somehow she just never came up. Yeah, having a see her for nine months without telling you, buddy. Yeah. And then someone on the community guidelines chat in the Facebook group was like,

so who is Midge? And then someone else was like, Midge, name sorry sorry to midge and then like right after that text i was like yeah like midge and i are actually she's actually my fiance um i don't i don't know how i kept that a secret this long but like you know secrets out and then uh i think i said like last week i was with rachel on the i can't keep a bit going for like i i hate leaving people in the dark about a joke for like a very long time at all but i was with oliver and zach and they were like just keep going let it sit

keep lying. And so I was like, and it was also motivated by the fact that a lot of people were like, what, no way. And I was like, no, yeah. I was like, I'll keep it going for as long as I and Zach was in on it a little bit too. Oh yeah, Zach, Zach loved to. And Curtis from Canada, he was like, he was like, yeah, I mean, when they were with us in Canada, like he told us, but said not to spread it around. The fact that Zach was also in the chat made me think that Zach had your phone and did all this himself. Just like, hey, guys, I'm engaged. This is timing, by the way.

There were, no, yeah. I think there were a couple texts he probably sent. Yeah. Oliver was like, how would you capitalize this? How would you punctuate? But yeah, then it was like, I think what motivated us to not, what motivated me to not say anything for a while, like, debunking it was, I was like, I am going to see Mazy or Midge at the wedding for the first time in a long time.

I was like, what a picture together? What if we took a picture together, it'd be kind of fun. And so we're like, well, at least hold out until then. And so then we took a picture together. I sent that. Lots of discourse about that. Like, that was hilarious. People were dissecting like, he's not even like comfortable enough to put his arm around.

There's no way that he's engaged. And time was like, that's as much as I can put my arm around her. I have a cast on my arm. I know. I was like, I can't grasp her shoulder anymore than I am. I have an actual cast on my wrist. And so also. Did you tell her while you were taking the picture?

Yeah, I explained the whole thing. You were like, hey, we need to kiss for this picture. it's for a prank trust me we have to prove it i didn't want it i didn't i hate it we're making we have to get married for this picture but uh my friend graceland was at the same table and she's like i mean i have this ring if you want to like put it on and like we won't like have it prominent in the photo but like you can have it on and girls will notice uh so people were like zooming in but also like the way the photo was compressed it kind of made the ring look kind of like warped yeah and someone's like i think he drew on this ring oh no

People thought you were photoshopping. Dang it. Like we even put a, she even put a real ring on. I didn't know all this happened. You should have had her do like the hand on the stomach like showing off the ring. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. We did also take a picture where she was like or she was like holding up the ring. But afterwards she was like, eh, don't, don't share that one. Yeah. That was too far. Yeah.

Because yeah. And I would fall for that one. Yeah. But it was funny. Like there was definitely, there's like an ongoing poll in that. chat that's like, are they actually engaged? And I think it's been like 75 to 25% no to yes for a while. But I guess 25%, depending on how many people that is. A lot of people.

It's a decent amount of people. Is this a dumb question? Like, what is the community guidelines chat? How did that start? I don't know, but I'm in it somehow. Are we all in it? I want to say we're all in it. Like, I think, I don't know if everyone's getting notified. I doubt it. But like, I think it's just when you're in the Facebook group, I think it's just like an automatic chat that starts. like, this is the rules of the thing. And then you can also just like everyone can chat in it. I want to say. That's so funny.

So yeah, kind of just like was created by Facebook and now you're using it. And then there was something that there, I don't know who posted it, but somebody on the Facebook group posted like, so is timing actually engaged or whatever? And Curtis was like, you got to check out the community guidelines chat.

Oh yeah. And the girl goes, sorry, I didn't know it was against the community guidelines. I think a lot of people were asking. Oh, that was so funny. That's so funny.

And for a second, I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, know they're going to get in a fight about this it was not supposed to be like i can't imagine if i were curtis i'd be so quick just type like no no he did he was like no i'm sorry like check the community guidelines sister i don't know check the community guidelines before you ask personal questions like that like that was so funny oh my sorry to know i could just ask yeah that was that was a late curtis having a rough week went from the highest scoring points in fantasy in like week

three to then chopped chopped guillotine no longer playing see ya see ya see ya how it goes that's how it goes We're trying to get Curtis and the boys down to Kansas. I think it'll happen. Really? Yeah. That's fun. Yeah, so. Fly or drive?

Probably drive. Is there a grove? It's not that far, I don't think. It's Canada. Yeah. But no, that was great. That was really funny. I had no idea.

It was all farce. Nothing was real. That's great. It was just, it was too good that so many people were immediately like, hey, no proof. Random, like, listen to that episode and you see, there's no way. I'll believe it. Yeah, I'm in. Yeah. It was so funny.

Yeah, after we like asked you and you said, yeah, I haven't seen her in forever. Yeah. They must be engaged. Okay. He was lying about that too, I guess. I mean, it does help that one of your best friends who is, is he younger than you, Graydon?

He's a little older. He's a little bit. A month older, yeah. But he's literally getting married. Like, so therefore it's not crazy. You think, like maybe Tyman is engaged and we just didn't know it. That's good point. So, yeah.

That was fun. do we want to have a bet right now who gets married first time in or Isaac? Yeah. Let's just say whoever gets married first $1,000 at the wedding from Jake and I. Good, good motivation. I'll find somebody. I'll sell it for anyone for a thousand bucks. Yeah, I was just to know it.

Great. Good to call up midge. I made you want 500 bucks. Hey, Jake Brad said they pays $200 to get married. I split a half of it with you. He said, I'm fired if we don't. He said, I have to. We have to kiss for this.

Yeah. We have to. On camera. Show the ring. Anyway, so time. It's still on the market. Still on the mark. Yeah.

But open to receiving suitors from, like, ghosty, like, women. I think, like, moms. I think pretty exclusively, like, we need to hook them up with somebody from the ghosty community. That's exclusively where he's looking for. Tyman said the other day and I quote I cannot meet anybody except for through ghost runners like he just physically can't do it

you're not connected anywhere else there's no other I think I was saying yeah I was saying ideally I've never met them in person ideally yeah yeah and ideally they're not from the same area that I am so I've figured that out so good luck

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We had enchiladas last night, Waggle beef and the enchiladas. Inchaladas, kids don't always like enchiladas. That's a risky meal. It was on a Wednesday night before church. We were on time crunch. That's a couple risks. We didn't matter because we had good ranchers on the table.

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Have a few of those in your back pocket or in your garage freezer. Throw those in. Yeah, have those in your cargo shorts ready to go. You know, Catherine, every once in a while, just, it's, it's just like, hey, I know we meal plan this. I'm not feeling tonight. You know, a lot of times we're like, great, let's go out to the seed oil, seed oil shack down the street. Oh. Syke.

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bulk forever. Truly, truly, truly, the best food. It's so good. It's convenient, deliver right to your door. So check them out. Good Ranchers.com. Welcome to the tape. Oh, Tim. Did it do. Anyway, good job of the speech. Thanks. It sounds like, from what I get from what you could tell. I think Zach took a video. Maybe I'll, there were a couple like jokes that landed, male thrown out at the end. Yeah, yeah. I'd like see the jokes. That'd be fun. permission to do a new segment feel free to contribute

hey no permission necessary but permission grant anyway brother this segment's called dumber than most okay and this is something that I feel like I am not great at and I would just be willing to bet take 100 people

I took 100 people yeah I would I would be dumber than most not worse at like this is a subject I don't know go ahead I'm just dumb and this is very specific

but I'm going to Lifetime Fitness lot I'm using lockers a lot. And these are not your old high school lockers where it's like turn a dial, turn a dial, turn a dial. This is like you've got four, what would you call them, wheels? They're like four different digits. Yep. I am dumber than most of like, I want to get to the two. I'm on the four.

I will spin it the wrong way every time. Every time. My brain cannot compute to go counterclockwise to go down or clockwise to go up. And sometimes I won't even make like a quick judgment. decision. I'm like, no, okay, you always get this wrong. So it's the opposite of what you normally think. So what makes sense? Okay, so it's the opposite of that. And I get it wrong again. And I mean, I'm, I, a hundred percent of the time, I mess it up. I just think I'm dumber than everyone when it comes to this. This is interesting. You should, you should pull people about this.

Like, actually, like, go into lifetime with people that are there all the time and say, hey, I'll give you $5 right now. If you can make that two, go to a three on your first try. Right now without thinking about it. Go. Because I, I, my, well, I don't think I have the skill either because, but I, my personality is more just like, I can either think about this and try to go the right way more efficiently or I could just scroll it up to where I get there pretty much faster by not thinking about it. Anyway, does that make sense? I end up doing that, but it's like, I'm taking a mental tally like, got it wrong again, got to go all the way through the numbers again. Yeah. Maybe tomorrow will be a new day. Try again tomorrow.

Wait the wrong way. I have noticed myself doing the same day where it's just like. Like, oh. I do it every day. I went one number too far on that one. Let me go back. It's like, wait. Yeah, maybe this is hard to even like visualize what we're talking about, but just.

I mean, yeah, what else would it be compared to? Like, I don't know. Spinning a clock and trying to get the number, you know, you just, you spend it the wrong way every time. Yeah, but that's, that's more obvious because then you can see which way you're spinning. You can't see the numbers. I don't see one at a time. Yeah. I don't know how it's shaped.

Do you go same number every time? So what I do, life hack, I have the same locker combo every time. go, I'm not going to say it, actually, because that's my pin for everything. Yeah. But I go the same number every time. And then also, once I lock it, then I change two of the numbers to the same. I have a secondary code that way, because pretty often I forget which locker is mine. It's like, well, just find the locker that's da, dot, da, duh.

Yeah. It's not actually my code, but it's my second code. I gotcha. Live hack. I watch people take pictures of their code. You see that ever? Mm-mm. I'm always like, that's way too much.

You can do it. Let me tell you the opposite into the spectrum, which is what I do. I put it all on sevens. 7777-7-7. Go find my locker. I dare you. There's nothing in there you want.

7-7-7. I lock it that way and I don't move a single one of the numbers. It's not even really locked. Because all that you do when you walk into that locker room is you look and see if you can find one that's, yeah, turn the other way. Is it vertical or not? Correct.

So I just go, seven's all around. You know, I'm a Vegas guy. Fly there whenever I can't. make it to Phoenix and so big sevens and and just yeah come back and there it is I know exactly which one of mine yeah I think it's just clothes shoes even pickable all stuff I dare you I'll be honest I was I was bluffing a little bit sometimes I have expensive things in there but I don't care because I still I still don't think it's going to happen I put my computer in there all the time yeah if the MacBook's there I'm like all right this doesn't take that much effort I should

lock it but yeah dumber than most with anyone else like to contribute to dumber than most I'm trying to think I don't know about dumber the most but I truly am like I'm convinced that I'm worse than most people at painting a wall Okay Like I think I think I'm pretty good with a sprayer

I'm pretty good with a paint sprayer I've mastered the art of spraying furniture pretty well But like if I have to roll on paint on a wall I think you would notice like Which part did Catherine do and which part did Brad do So What are your flaws I don't know

because honestly I haven't done it very many times because every time I've done it I'm like this is embarrassing how hard is this but I think I just don't understand how much paint I need to apply in certain areas or something like that dumber than most

That's a good dumber than most paint walls also just I think I've talked about this before but I'm like really really I bet I'm like a D minus at parking a car like I'm talking right angle parking I can back into a spot well I can parallel park well like I think I'm above average at those two

but just a good old fashioned right angle park it's amazing like I am I like I like try I like try to like consciously kind of like you're saying like I'm consciously thinking like okay I need to do it and like I'll look at I'll get out and I'll look and it's like either really crooked or like really like not like completely like on the line but not as close as I think it should be dang often Because I'm, I'm, I'm dumber than most at the first two things you said, for sure. Like parallel parking and backing, I'm bad at. But I can, I feel like I can pretty, 85% of time, I can get like a nice right angle park. Wow.

Maybe, I mean, obviously I'm driving a large car. Yeah. But then sometimes I drive Catherine's van, which feels like a sports car compared to the truck. Easy. And so it feels like that one, I should be able to turn tighter. But sometimes I think I'm able to turn it too tight. And so then all of a sudden I'm like weirdly angled or something. But I'm not trying to say that your car is easier to park than mine, but probably.

Yeah, no, there's a pretty good chance. Either way, I think I'm bad in every car, though. Like, it's not like a, oh, maybe it's just because of this. Diagonal parking with the truck, unbelievably bad. I don't know what's going on with me. Like, I try. I even have, like, a camera, like one of those, like, top-down cameras. So you can, like, see, like.

You see that you did it bad. Okay, it looks like, it looks like it's pretty good. And I get out, and I'm like, that's not even close. It's not even close. so dumber than most at that i'm sure there's a lot of things i'm dumber than most i might be i just lost it oh dumber than most i feel like my brain tells me that like i'm doing a good job making like um almost like seeing patterns like that girl looks so similar to this girl because like their noses or their eyes are like this guy and this guy looks so similar

and i'm i'm batting about you know 150 when i like show this director like don't Don't they look the same? And she's like, absolutely not, whatever you do not go tell her that. Oh. And I go, really? They're not even close. I thought they were both like equal attractiveness and equal. That's amazing.

You look so similar. I guess I'm dumber than most. I have a one that I think Rachel will be proud to look like. Okay. Lori Lightfoot. No, I'm just kidding. I watched while working this past weekend, I got a TV in the shop now. It's awesome.

Look out. The paper. Oh, yeah. I haven't watched you yet. Fine. Not not the, not the, worst thing in the world something nice in the background it's nice you can still have that take because a lot of people are like it's either the greatest thing or the worst thing

it's people are criticizing it's they're like don't try to remake something that's great it's like that's what the office american version was and that's what parks and rec did yeah more or less like and it was just they just did it really well and they did their own spin on it anyway it's fine it's it's the few times where they do try to incorporate the office it's like this this isn't great yeah like bob vance is like the very beginning of it come on anyway but uh there's a girl the the main girl in it she's blonde girl pretty girl looks a lot like rachel i think rachel would i don't even know if i can be happy to know that she looks like her so how is the girl i haven't even seen the show but she's an italian girl is she

good in the show you know what i'm talking about she's okay yeah i think i think there's a lot of uh what's the word potential for a lot of characters i think to be got to be better there's like a guy in it that's kind of like the Ricky Gravese like Michael Scott kind of character like British e sounding and like kind of funny for that and the main guy is pretty good I don't know I think it's it's got potential like if it builds on itself to be okay but it's not going to be the office of course not yeah it's it is like one of those things where it's a huge like challenge to take a very boring industry and try to make it exciting or try to make it worth watching and That's what the office did.

That's what Parks and Rec did. And so it's like, they're trying. So it made me like, like I intentionally sat down and watched the last episode. Like, so I at least cared enough to like really make sure I like saw what happened. Yeah, to this. But anyway, I don't know if I'm like, you got to watch it or there's no chance you should ever watch this. Yeah. So you're saying, hey, you might like it out there.

Yeah. It's just fine. There's a lot of other shows I would recommend. First, I'll just say, Rachel looks like that girl. That girl's pretty. Therefore, Rachel's pretty. And people will agree with me on that take. And if they don't, then what do you think of Rachel? Oh, yeah. I just like that. This girl's attractive.

Told you? I think that's a compliment. Told you. Pointy little chin on this girl. Holy cow. My gosh. Check on that pointy chin. Cut your finger.

Does she? Pointy little chin. Chelsea Frye. Chelsea F-R-E-I You see that pointy chin Not a bad thing Yeah

Not a bad thing Yeah A defined chin Yeah Yeah Anyway Time can you think of anything For dumber than most

Or should we do reviews a week? I didn't think of something And that's okay Yeah And that Thanks Is okay boarding time

Updated tonight See it's been delayed 10 minutes This is why you drive. Dude, I checked in so late to the point where I think I might do the, hey, I'm going to upgrade my seat. It's getting harder and harder to do because I think Southwest is like, well, it doesn't matter. But a lot of times it's like you go to pay for it and like, sorry. Really?

There's no more spot. So I should do it now if I want to do it. Southwest is ticking me off these days, dude. I don't know if I'm Southwest loyal anymore. Yeah, it's about to be just like any other airline. I know. That's what ticks me. me off, dude. Just of what's to come. Yeah. And the fact that it was like you can upgrade your seat

for $81. I was like $81. That doesn't, that seems too much. That's a lot. Yeah. Is that just for more leg room? No, it's for, yeah, well, it's for like the A1 through 15 or whatever. Oh, just like, yeah, priority boarding. Yeah. 81. Geez. What happened to the $15 back in the day? That's what I'm saying. Like, I've definitely upgraded at the gate for much less. And we're going to Denver. It's like a hour easy flight. Yeah, if I'm going direct to L.A. Honolulu. Honolulu. I miss you, Gabe. Yeah, I miss you, Gabe. I'll say it. You're the man, Gabe. I miss you, Gabe. All right, review of the week. I've got one. Okay. Same.

This is from 30-year-old mom. The title says, out of order is confusing, but excellent. I just started listening to this podcast because I'm obsessed with Jake's comedy special. Wow, thanks. and I'm somehow listening to all the recent-ish episodes in a random order. While confusing as heck, it's also wonderful. I was listening while in my self-driving car, and it was laughing so hard it kept on me

to keep my eyes open on the road. That's awesome. Also, are you guys looking at this one? Also, I have an inappropriate crush on Tyman. This is the suitors I was asking for us. This is perfect. I just listened to the Backstreet Boys jingle, and he is so talented.

which is also funny to me because I listened to all the guest producer episodes, so I know he's in a musical, but I just didn't stop to think he might have pipes. Oh, hello. Hey, coming in. I forgot to tell you I have a visitor. Come on into, do you want to say something on the podcast? No. All right.

All right, sorry, we're back, and we have snacks now. But anyway, the rest of this review just says, I'm posting this anonymously because I'm happily married with a kid. So embarrassed, I blush when I hear time insane. Get ready to blush, 30-year-old mom. It's going to be good. My review of the week is from FC1 PDPTP. Oh, yes, she's sweet. My wife introduced me to this podcast,

and I love talking to her about it. I always listen while I'm working, and she listens while she's at home with the baby, and it's always fun when I come home and we catch up on the stories. Brad, Jake, and Timon, and shared. Great Christian men with a great pod. Thank you, FC1, PDP.

Good. FC1 PDP is a good fan. Yeah. We've always said, like, her. We've always said, like, you know, if we could have a million more, like FC1, DPP, PDBD. I know, yeah, like, there's been three years

we've done Ghosturners to Getaways. Like, every year, we're always, like, waiting around our phone, like, okay, Janelle L's coming. Oh, okay. Alvro's coming. Oh, I haven't seen F1, CPDDDG. Yeah, dang it.

And we try to save FC1 PDTDB. A spot. I'm like let's let's just go ahead and like I have one room less incorrectly I saved a women's bunk room for them and I always make that mistake uh I want to say it was F1 CPD BD G CPG brand right um but I always forget it's man but yeah I saved the wrong bunk room for them him yeah the F stands for um the future is male future say strong FC1 G G G G GP GPTs thank you Would you guys like to this episode with the jingle?

Let's do it, Timon. Maddie Diderly wrote. It's a fun one. Here's a jingle for the boy who cried midge, she says. The boy who cried midge. That's a funny name for Braddy's sing bass and time and sing Trouble. Time and sing tenor. I'm going to disclaim something here.

I'm mainly just into the chorus to this song. Oh, Tyman. Come on. Oh, disclaim. So we'll see how goes. Brad. Yeah, buddy. You'll help me out. Yeah, buddy here.

All right. And I don't know how hot it starts. I'll find out. It doesn't start right way out of it. Okay. I mean, it's right here. It's a Tuesday night. I'm looking for something dumb to do.

Hey, bitch, babe. I think I want to marry you. And community guidelines, A whole argument ensues Who is Midge Wade And am I gonna marry you Do we go here? Yeah, go for it

Well, I know this little chat Oh, on Messenger we can joke No one will know Oh come on girl The ghosties will react Lots of Midge plays facts we can throw You are my dough Yeah, you're my girl

Some vote No, no, no, no, no Some vote, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah In the pole, pull, pull, pull, pull Will we marry? Some are wary Yeah, it's a Tuesday night I'm looking for something dumb to do Hey, Midge, babe, I think I want to marry you

And community guidelines A whole argument ensues Who is Midge, wait And am I gonna marry you? Beauty ring, it's not real skeptics, sing That's rude My hands hovering too It's my cast girl

If I wake up in my whole pranks up That is cool Yeah I fool the few That's hard to sing It was fun girl Some vote No no no no no Some vote

Yeah yeah yeah yeah In the pool Pull pull pull pull Will we marry Some are wary Because it's a Tuesday night I'm looking for something dumb to do Hey Mitch, babe

I think I want to marry you In community guidelines A whole argument ensues Who is Mitch wait And am I gonna marry you This part's really high I'll tell the truth I'll tell you right now, go stay

I'll tell you right now, go stays, go stay, oh, It was a Tuesday night, it was a Tuesday night I did find something dumb to do Hey, ghosties, I think I pranked a lot of you And community guidelines, my joke threw you for a loop No fiancee, and I'm not getting married soon Oh, yeah Nice

Oh yeah, good job boys And girl Maddie dearly Yeah, at the bottom of this she said credit to Madison McCalla for midge placed facts shout out to Maddie Maddie on Maddie

both Maddie's shout out to you neither of them ever miss I was to say and they're both like they add to the whole show they add to the culture of the show correct great jingles always with the polls correct

Madison McCall is still on the fantasy league I'm trying to trade with her yeah she you know I'm out of the one league but I still get messages like hey we screwed up this can you cancel this so shared a few DMs. It's nice to chat.

$25 for Bejohn Robinson. She has $0 left. You think that's fair? Like you would be giving her money to spend, but you get Bejohn? Correct. She counted with 30, and I said, okay, I'd do that. Yeah, depending on your, you know,

what you got on your team, but yeah, that seems fair. Fair. That seems fair. Fair. Yeah. I'll tell you, I got a real disaster on my hands coming up. my top five players so both quarterbacks both running backs and my one good receiver all have a buy week on week eight dope so we're trying to plan ahead a little bit here we we have a few weeks

to uh to avoid disaster but it could be bad you got to do like a week six like okey dope trade like hey you want who's your quarterback like your second string quarterback um color murray hey you want Kyler Murray for, I don't know, Daniel Jones. Like, oh, Kyleor Murray, you actually scoring more points than Daniel Jones right now. Sure. Syke, you're only going to get it for a week before I chop you. And then you get him.

Don't tell him. I'm like to say. Sorry, that's what I would do. Crap. We'll see. I had Lamar Jackson and Tyree Kill on my team that I was number one in the league for. That was cool. Tiger Kill's leg looked like a

balloon animal. You wouldn't know it from the way he was celebrating. People say that was he was in shock. that's what I heard. I thought he was excited to get home and start disciplining his kids more. I thought that's what he's excited about. Anyway, good singing, guys. Hey, thanks, Jake.

Good singing. That was fun to listen to. Hey, thanks to the ghosties who are buying merch. We've got some merch orders recently, which is cool. merch is fun. Wirtch is fun. Ghostrunners.com. Check it out. And with that said,

the 20-25 season has come to. We will see you guys on the Wednesday episode. Yes, love you guys. Thank you. And I've no grading for six or seven years now. Oh. Ever since, we've performed in Philly on the Root together at Green League in 2019. Yes.

And ever since then, Graden, I've been incredibly blessed to have you as in the present. I've had the privilege of growing through my teenage years with you and getting to see you grow in pretty much every single way, except for your height. So, thing was going just great, right? It was just me and Gregon and the boys. I'm hanging out all the time. We were going to live happily ever after just like that.

Then this girl shows up. Graydon, I'm not going to say you were immature before you start meeting me, but I will say you're a lot more mature now. And you've grown into a man of God who is passionate about following the will God has for you in your life. Katie, I was lucky enough to live with Graden for several months before the way.

wedding. And I learned that you should be really excited about living with Graydon because you actually, it's funny, you won't ever have to clean anything anymore ever again for the rest of your life. I mean, it's actually wild how much this guy enjoys cleaning that. You know, I mean, your average person might vacuum every couple weeks because you have to, but Graden, I mean, he vacuums for fun. It's incredible. Like every day. Run this podcast Every month

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