Ghostrunners - 478 - Cow Killer

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

Jake and Brad get the surprise of their life in a hot tub, Timon talks about the former fan art he used to make, and the boys recap their trip to Vail, CO. Check out Gospel and Glue and get 40% off with code GRKC! https://www.gospelandglue.com/ Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last week on the podcast, Brad, you quiz Tim and I, and we were trying to guess a country that starts with a P-E and is on the top row of the keyboard. This gave us some fits. Yes. Specifically once we got to P-E-R, it continued to really give both of us fits. Yes. We got a message this week, and our Ghostrunners Getaway group me,

Alvaro said, Hey, Jake, as a Peruvian myself during the trivia, I was staring at the top row of my keyboard, trying to figure out the country that starts with P-E-R, I could not guess it. Even though I was born and raised in Peru, I audibly said idiot to myself with time and guessed it. So no matter how bad it feels on the podcast or how about it gets. Yeah. There's always Alvaro.

I think it's time, Alvaro, you were officially American. Peru's gone, baby. If you said idiot in English, adios to El-Purier. Rubiano. Okay. You've been washed by the blood of Jesus and he's kind of been whitewashed into being an American. Yeah. And if that's offensive, I'm sorry. I don't even actually know the word I just said. Well, I don't, who cares? Okay. Did you mean to be offensive? I didn't mean, in my heart of hearts, I didn't mean to be offensive. I didn't mean to say that. You can't fire me for that. I didn't know what it meant. I am nervous. I'm going to look it up when we roll the

intro music, but I think it's okay. I think you're fine. I think you're fine. It's our, it's our own culture, dude. We can say it if it's our own culture. I've seen Alvaro put on reef, uh, friendly sunscreen before. Yeah. Dude's whitewashed. That's a good point. Yeah. That's a good point. Let's start the episode there. Steak it, Whitey. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat too. Been west best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost from his podcast. Oh, you're taking around.

Oh, so this podcast. Whitewashed. I don't know. Because I think that's more like in history books, right? It's okay to say a person's whitewashed. Sure. Probably. It's like you use the, you use a color these days and you're a bad person.

Yeah. Don't say red, dude. Don't say red. You know what I get nervous to say? And let me go and say. Purple? Purple. Purple.

herbal dude just natural what well you just add like herbs to your chicken dude I don't like doing that wow dude it doesn't come up often but black

in espanion oh yeah it just seems like it toes a line a bit for me do you say it the like as in like the Negro League Hall of Fame or do you say Negro I would say

because the E's in Spanish are pronounced like pronounce a a negro negro yeah yeah I would do my best to do that. Yeah.

You never know. Slippery slope. I was listening. I don't listen to it very often, but Dustin Nickerson has a podcast. Okay. I was that the other day. And he was like, my name is Dustin Nickerson. And I'm like, bro, that's tough right there.

Like, just in general. Like, that dude. And he lives in Seattle looks like the whitest guy I've ever seen in my life. He is very white. And, yeah. So it's like, what did you say to me? We don't need to make two. much of our opening podcast about this

word, but I do have one final story. Our friends, well, Sam, who was on the podcast during Time and's Amish hiatus, Sam Hinegger, his wife, Ashland, they're becoming good friends of ours. They have chickens. And Rachel and Ashland have been hanging out a lot. They got book club

together tonight. And so Rachel told me some story. She's like, me and Ash were hanging out and we saw like the cutest like plates all stuff. And it was all like hen and rooster themed. And like because they have chickens and also their last name. Hinn. Oh.

And then just says the N-word. Because his name is Hinniger. Hinniger. Yeah. And I was like, I like, kind of don't respond. And she's like, oh, maybe he didn't get it. So she says it a second time. And then I'm like, I'm coughing.

I'm like, you got to stop. You got to stop. She's like saying it out in public. It's Hinn. Get it. Half of their last name. Oh, my gosh. I was like, you can't have an in on both.

In fact, don't have it on the second part. all. It's hen and then agur. Agar. Agar. Agar. You don't Agger. Say agger. Egger. Yeah. Because chickens. Egger. They're egg. Yeah. It's all eggs. Time. EGG. pronounce it. Egger. No, just EGGG. Egg. Sorry, I was distracted. My microphone is falling apart right now. Oh my gosh. You know what you need. I should use a zip time. That is. Just, just twist it. I think you

you twist. I think, yeah, I'm just, we're, you guys talk. Unplug, yeah, I'll figure it up. Unplug, twist, re-plug. I've just noticed within, within the friend group, within like, the Midwest, um, yeah, people that we hang out with,

we have some Southern influences in our lives. And those people like EGG to be egg. And us, us, us, yeah, you and Catherine, is what I'm talking about. And us Midwesterners, us, us through and through, you know, uh, you know, pro, uh, What's the, what's the anti, we're anti-slavery. We were pro, you know, whatever.

No, I was not right. We say, oh, no, we say egg. And man, Rachel, Rachel goes hard on the A. Egg. Yeah, her roots allow her to do that. And Kathy, yeah, I never would have noticed until Catherine says, you say egg. I was like, yeah, I do. Egg.

Egg. Egg. So Calvin, Molly, me, Rachel, all said egg. Me, Catherine, egg. I don't really like eggs. Sounds like timing is also egg. Egg. Oh, yeah, egg.

Egg. You're kind of a little bit of a mix. Am I really? I can't tell which one you are. I think when I was younger, it was always the word leg that I said leg. I think I like learned funny. I think that's how I say it.

Leg. Yeah, my leg's hurting. Yeah, I think that's how I'd say it. You don't have a leg to stand on. I think, my bleeding leg. Don't you also say like a horse pen, kind of like a horse pin?

Would you say that? Here you goes with the horses again. I think I say them all. P-I-N. Is that where you're trying to ask? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, can I borrow that pin? Yeah, you put that horse in the pin? Yeah, I'd say this. Penn. Yeah, I say pen. Do you? That sounds so much harder. Penn. Pat. Rachel was telling us the story yesterday. Just had an incident in elementary school where a kid comes out. And unfortunately, she asks, it comes out of the bathroom, and she goes, oh, is that Plato? And it was not. It was human poop. And then like, just unfortunately, you know, it's like, I don't

know what happened but it's like it's on a shoulder and it's i mean it's everywhere and so she goes back she's like all right we'll get you to nurse let me go back and tell your teacher real quick and so when rachel goes to tell the teacher she's trying to explain to her like hey so so so and so whatever and the woman's like oh i could tell because i can smell it on you oh so rachel this all comes back to pin because rachel's like i became pigpin from harley brown where there's just dirt and flies just all over me yeah people can just smell it when i walk by dude were you by kid earlier? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? They could smell it on Rachel because did she touch it, you think? I don't think she made contact. Yeah. She was just in the vicinity. Yeah, just near

them, just trying to get to the truth. Got a little too close to the stink. Yeah, those are the things they don't tell you about in the job interview. No, they don't. So, like, what's the job description? So you're going to just work with kids. It's about three or lessens a week. A little extra special attention or, you know, if their dog dies. Sure, you'll, you'll kind of cope them through that. Also, some of them struggle with wiping and they'll get fecal matter on their shirt. You would also be in charge of kind of handling that situation. Is that cool? Totally. Yeah. I did like this rule. She said every kindergartner is required to have an extra change of clothes at the school. Okay. I don't know if that's commonplace, but I like it. I don't think it was commonplace

when we were there, but it feels like it's got to be these days. These days, dude, kids be pooping. Soft kids, you know, red dye. soft kids. Soft poop, soft kids, yeah. All those vaccinations. That's what happens. RFK, now, that's got to get behind because he says, hard kids, hard poop.

Hard kids. Hard poop. He sounds like he's struggling through a hard poop every single time he talks. Hard poop. Yeah. That's my best impression of him. I can't. I never tried.

Never will again. His voice lost him. At least a couple elections in his life, right? It had to do dates, too. He's a good-looking guy, fit. Kennedy family. So, what do you do for fun? It's like, RFK on a first date.

What's your dad? Do you clear his throat? No, no. No. Yeah, I think so, too. I think it was just hard to like, like, I remember Joe Rogan had him on his podcast, and I was like, I'm going to listen to this. I'm going to learn some things and, yeah, hear what he's got to say.

I mean, I tried. I bet I got 45 minutes into that thing. I looked. I was like, surely it's almost over. Like, I need a glass of water. Oh my gosh.

We're like a quarter of the way through. Yeah. I feel like if you try to listen to him in a podcast format, you're going to be clearing your throat a lot. Like for him. Yes. You're going to be like, yes.

I do that. What if that would help? I know it's, I know it's not live. I don't know. Oh my. Anyway, thanks Alvaro for the intro today.

Shout out Alvaro. Shout out to the group meets. We're just still popping from Gold Shores. Yeah, yesterday. while my food was microwaving, for whatever reason. I just went and looked through our note and looked through every character quality

that we gave away to session one and session two. Just good times. Just good jokes, good memories. Yeah, people had kind things to say about us doing that. So I'm trying to think of anything else funny from those things. But it's just cool. Once again, it was just like, I was actually texting randomly, Zane Callister yesterday.

Shout out, Zane. Nice. Apparently he moved, didn't know it. Yep, Nashville guy. Yep. And he's like, how's the podcast going? I was like, it's great, man. And I was like, you know, we went on this vacation.

I was like, it's just confirming like, I don't know, the Lord's doing cool things through it. So, anyway, just thinking of, thinking of Gulf Shores people. Shout out, shout to the Gulf Shoresies. Shout out golfies. Oh, do you're a golfey? Oh, I'm a golfie ghosty. Yeah. I think my kids, they've always been like ghost runners, ghosty adjacent, but I think they're

becoming ghosties themselves. Oh, that's interesting. Like, not that they've ever, like, they've always, like, or Hattie'll be like, yeah, I heard you said my name on the podcast, like Catherine listens to it in front of them and stuff. But they are currently obsessed, shout out Philip Fitzgerald, with Ghostrunner's tight beats, especially all, I don't blame them. Out of, out of nowhere the other day, they just come, they do the soap. Like, one of my favorite things in the world is I come home from work at like five sometimes and I pull up into the driveway and they all just sprint to me. Like they all just drop, literally drop what they're doing and sprint to the truck. And so they all just like love like climbing up in the truck and whatever. Henry's

pressing all the buttons. And anyway, it doesn't, not, not my favorite thing for them to do that. But anyway, but they, they just all of a sudden, how do you just goes, Maria, did you know? I was like, what in the world? Apparently, grandma and grandpa, they've been showing them all the ghost for his type beats. Wow. And they love mouse in the house. Maria did. you know on the way to church last night. I played them the dentist and they couldn't believe how funny it was. It just still cracks me out. The dentist is so good. That's a great song. I think we could do the dentist every single week on this show and it would be funny every time because every single time there's I mean the funny part is obviously like the rap is funny but then timing when he

just throws out random yeah you know whatever settlement. I haven't thought about that for a long time that was funny. I thought of that song this week actually there's like a Taylor Swift song on a new album where she like the pre-course or something is like uh the land the sea and it reminds me in the dentist song when you start that's the dan the land i'm like hey that's the lyric from tyman in the land he says the land not you oh it's so good timon says the land he puts thornbush in there at one point i think settlement everything's okay something like that yeah i don't blame your Because there is a line in there that talks about crackheads. Haddy hasn't asked yet.

And I was like, I think I'm just going to tell them that there's like weird, like just kind of crazy people. They love candy. Yeah. They're just like, oh, they're crack heads. Yeah. It's like the people you don't want to necessarily be at a dentist office with because their teeth are bad. Right. Yeah.

That's it. They're bad teeth. Crack. Yeah. Crack. Like, you know, like step on a crack. You broke your, break your most back. Like, these people have back injuries.

They just, they just, their whole head. They broke their whole head from it. So. Bion. Speaking of your kids, remind me, so Derek, who produces for correct opinions, he's always giving me updates. I mean, for the past six months or so,

his two daughters are obsessed with Friday pickleball. And they call it pickle paddle. Okay. But they watch our YouTube videos every week. Love it. And yeah, they're just obsessed with it. Derek was saying recently, he's like, it's gotten to the point where Reeve started using you as a reward.

It's like, you can't do this unless you do this. They're like, you know, I heard Jake was going to come over. You better have a room clean. You know, they're making all these promises. And yeah, yesterday, Derek was just telling me a story. He's like, all right, I got to go. I'm going to do the podcast. They're like, with pickle pickle paddle Jake?

And he's like, yeah. And they're like, see if he wants to come over afterwards. So I told Derek, I was like, figure out something I could do for them for Christmas or something. I don't know what that is. I don't know, like, you know, young girls enough, but like, whatever that would be within Friday pickleball, I think it would be fun because I guess they're, I mean, they're locked in every week. That's fun.

Yeah. Do you think you could fit down a chimney that you think we could just throw you down there? I could pop a couple, couple, pop it down. A couple pickle paddles. Yeah, sack full of pads. Hey, girl. Hey. It's Santa, but I look and sound like your favorite YouTuber.

It just takes you like, you know, seven minutes to finally like, like, once they see your feet, like it's like, you're still just struggling. All right. Got sit all over you. you're like, guys, it's me, pickle pal, Jake. Your beer's all won't. How about that right in? So have some pickle.

Anybody want them? That's great. What? Did you guys have anything like that time? Or like any incentives that you can remember? Oh, that's a great question. I'm sure. I'm sure like screen time was used as that.

Yeah. So, you know, it's like very, you can play, you know, 20 minutes of the Winnie the Pooh game. Winnie the Pooh? I remember we had a Winnie the Pooh game. like a computer game on the computer yeah that was one that we loved back then there was like that's so great there was like a few on the computer

there was like a we need a pooter digital version of operation like the board game okay that we played and also just like I don't know did we like watch stuff probably like I don't know I feel like we had like a few a few

DVDs of like low budget Christian movies yeah we could like that we just loved and we could watch like as rewards for stuff. Did you ever watch Bible Man? We talked about that on the podcast when Sam Hinn was here. No, he'd never heard of that one? No. I had heard of it. I didn't. I'd never seen it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm learning like it's just changing for each kid right now, but like literally quiet time is an incentive these days for Bowen Haddy. Like you have to clean up before you do quiet time. Like because they love that time so much. Right. Especially Haddy. She's such a just like

loves being by herself, loves reading or listen to audiobooks or like. You know, I think she would literally do that for five hours a day if she could. It's like you have to go outside. You have to be around other people if you want, you know. So that's great. Yeah. Good for her. Do you have any favorite YouTubers when you're a kid?

Like, were you watching YouTube? Yeah. Brave Wilderness is what they were called. Ever heard of Coyote Peterson? He's like a, like, coyote ugly. There's these videos. Same. It's like he would find, their son.

He would find, like, bugs that are super like. They have a super painful sting and just, like, get stung on purpose. Oh. Love those videos. The bullet ant one, where it's like, you could. That one, most people regard that as his best. The bullet ant is his most famous work, but Cal killer is underrated. Cow killer.

Yes. It's one who writes a jingle, titled Cow Killer. I don't care what it's about. I hope that there's someone listening that's like, I've watched all these videos many times. So what was his name? Coyote Peterson. But the channel was called Braille. Wilderness. I think so.

Yes, you're correct. I'm looking at it. Two monikers. If you had to guess, how many subscribers? This guy was popular back when Timon was, you know, however. How many? Yeah, how would you find this? This guy has time him. Has 320,000 subscribers. Okay, now you

can guess time. I bet he's been doing great. I'm guessing. I don't remember how many he had when I watched him, but I feel like it was millions. 21 million. Oh, 21. For coyote 21 million his most popular at least i'm seeing 5.3 million on for a video a year ago good for him stung by the stinging nettle you watch that one time after my time yeah i i remember there was one that was like a huge centipede that one was kind of scary cow killer is not

underrated time and i'll just say that right now because it has 85 million views holy cow okay stung by this guy maybe i was early on it maybe it was underrated what i was so Time was talking about this as if he watched these on VHS. Yeah, exactly. I remember when I first watched shit. Yeah, I didn't have that many views. I haven't seen the news, though. Calcular was nine years ago.

So, yeah, so I was 10 when it came out. VHS, maybe not, but like, Bluroy was just like kind of. Nine years ago, 2016? I was married. I've been married so long. I've never known you not married. It's crazy, isn't it? It's kind of crazy.

I was so much cooler before I was married, dude. Just trust me, dude. trust me. Yeah, everyone talks about it. No, like, anything that you think, like, is negative about me, like, just assume it's because of Catherine, all right? Like, it's because I got married. You were the cow killer.

They called me that. Oh, here comes cow killer. Yeah, because you went to kind of an ag college. Yep. That's what a lot of the women were referred to. Yep, that's right. Come on over here. Heifer is a girl, right?

Yeah, oh, you bet. Come on, Heifer. Heifer killer. Here you go over here, Heifer. So, Cal killer, that's the name of the name of. a bug or the nickname of a bug. Yeah, I want to say it's like kind of a bee and it's like bright orange.

It's pretty cool. One sting. One dead cow. I think it's been known to do that. It's a 15 minute video. I bet you can learn all about it. It's crazy. I mean, I remember these videos being like captivating.

Like I watched them so loyally. When I was like really into drawing at the same time I was into brave wilderness and like I would make fan art just like drawing this guy. That's funny. It's probably, I bet on my Instagram you can scroll back and find it. Like a pick, just like, it's just like a drawing. There's nothing stylized about it. It's just like, I'm trying to realistically draw this guy. Hey, coyote, time in here. I drew you again. We love if you could post on your channel. I mean, he did kill it. And what's crazy now, and we don't have to get super into the nerdy, you know, analytics of YouTube, but he's got 21 million subscribers. And

his video three weeks ago got 87,000 views. It's just crazy. Yeah. So you either got those subscribers a long time ago or got him from shorts. I think he got him a long time ago. Because, I mean, he has. I was going to... A hundred videos on here that have over a million views. I would guess that when I watched him, I had like seven or eight million subscribers. Like he was doing fine.

Yeah. Crazy, man. And now it's like, I don't know if he's even making enough money to do this anymore. Off this stuff. That's crazy. Anyway. oh coyote hope you pocketed that money coyote hope you invested it well always good to hear from you coyote um we went to a place with wilderness yes we did we were brave wilderness yes we were we didn't see too many cow killers we thought we saw a bear for i don't know 20 seconds most of us thought we saw a bear 20 seconds yeah that's about that's about right it we got down the mountain i'd set up a a bounty is the wrong word but i'd said trap um a a um a um a um a um a um a

I set up a small bear trap. I did a Rube Goldberg machine for a bear, Rube Gold Bear. It was with honey. I had said like, hey, anybody that sees a bear this trip, I'll give you $10.

That's like such Dave Ellis thing to do. Like anybody sees anybody they know and they get referred to by their first name, 10 bucks. My dad would love that. You'd have we go to like an amusement park or like, I love it. Movies or something. Anybody see anybody they know?

Five bucks. Anyway, but I was like, anybody sees a bear 10 bucks. So we come down, from this hike and across the field sure enough

a little black bear yeah I don't know who said at first like there's a bear yeah one of the girls I think and Catherine was at the front of the pack and she was scared she like stopped her track and I was like it's so far away

black bear no problem and I looked a little bit more and I was like Kath look at the snout on that he's got a pretty good waggly tail and just got a frisbee in his mouth I was kidding It just went through a doggy door, so that was quite the invite for that bear.

You know, I mean, from the distance we're at, its coat was so black that it was just like, oh, yeah, four-legged black, Colorado black bear. And then, yeah, honestly, what I did as I just took a picture, just like super zoomed in. Dogs now. Dogs now. But, like, yeah, even though we were like, I'm pretty sure that's a dog, it was, like, pretty sure. yeah so we didn't yeah we went to yeah we went through the frisbee his way is when it like verified it like yeah he tracked that down and yeah he's done that before didn't see much wilderness uh animals squirrels squirrels squirrels birds streams streams streams great streams but honestly like it was

like they all left i'll tell you who didn't leave saw a little lesbians did you yeah in their tivas yeah i don't know um i'll tell you who it felt like so we went went to Vail with our friends, uh, and never been to Vail, first of all. Yeah, I was like, I think I've been to Vail. And then once I was there, I was like, I have not been to Vail. I would remember this place. Yeah. Whoa. You know anything about it, Timon? No, not Vail specifically. Like, in my head, like, Vail is just another checkpoint on the list of, it's like winter park. Copper. That's definitely what I thought to. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, so veil's like something different. Vales, A, it's high end. Okay. B, it's like, like, the architecture, like, like, is so much

more, and I was going to say more charming. It's not like mountainous time, like mountain town of Colorado. It's like Swedish villages or something. Yeah, it's like Austrian. And so, yeah, these like really cool architecture and like fun looking buildings and stuff. Like you're living in the sound of music. That's what I'm. Honestly, a little bit like like, like, and not living in, but like the shops and stuff looked like that. Kind of like we have the plaza and Kinsey that looks Spanish architecture. It's like this looked like something like that. And so, It was like, whoa, this is, this is fun. This is cool.

This is nice. But we were there in October, not very many people, in my opinion. I'm sure. It was empty. It was crazy. It was empty. Didn't seem any deer. But I'll say one thing, one place that we did find out a lot of people is the last night

we were there. We go to dinner, have a great dinner, come back, go to this hot tub. That's a collective hot tub within the condo that we're staying in. You know, there's like probably 30 condos. but literally like we parked our cars and there's no other cars on the strip of like parking lot that were parked like there's nobody else in this condo yeah until you get to that hot tub at 945 when it closes a 10 yeah we're there for two minutes get a knock on the window and I see I couldn't really see through the window I didn't know what was coming and I'm like and this girl's

like hey can you let us in it's locked or whatever yeah sure we opened the door for her and I was like Oh, it looks like her and maybe a couple of her friends. What do you think? 12? 12 friends. I mean, so many college girls just walked in in next to nothing. It was like that dumb and dumber, like, bus scene. That's exactly what Rachel said.

She's like, this is like the scene. I mean, it truly would be perfect if it's somehow just me and you in there. Yeah. And then all these girls come in, man, two lucky guys are going to be hot tubbing with these girls the next couple of months. The town is back that way. it was out of a movie scene it was it was it was like one of those times where you see like it was like a clown car but like that it was like oh my gosh there's like four of oh there's like six

oh my gosh how many girls are coming into this hot tub yes not a big hot tub we had six of us in there fill it up pretty well quite literally piled on top each other and they weren't piled on us but they were kind of piled on each other yeah we were piled on each other uh-huh and yeah I just kind of kept my ankles in and try to keep my eyes down And the great thing is, like, Rachel had on this, like, like, she wasn't even planning on getting in the hot tub, I don't think. And so she just had this, like, oversized shirt that said, what did it say? It was like a straight out of the high yields. It's like a corn shirt, corn shirt, corn pun shirt.

Like all these young college girls and then, you know, our wives just, oh, so funny, dude. Rachel said, quote, this was a worst case scenario for me. Oh, my God. I can't oh yeah so funny I love to you know we we try to spark up some conversation but I think we're trying to get too much into it right but yeah you're like where you guys go to school and they're like see you Boulder and you're like Dion Sanders yeah yeah yeah yeah we lost today they're kind of yeah yeah yeah totally totally go buffs oh go boss oh it um and then so it's funny so it was uncomfortable it was hard to talk because they

They were, they were, it was like, what are we doing here? Like, and so after another five minutes, maybe, like, let's all just get out of here. Let's get out of here. It's fine. So we're walking out, getting our towels, grabbing stuff, running out. And conveniently, I don't know, just happened to be coincidentally, happenstance, whatever. My friend Jake happens, happens. My hands are full.

To leave his phone back behind. Oh, guys, I left my phone. Don't check on me. I have to go. Yeah. He was gone for like 45 more minutes. I couldn't find it. I don't know.

I checked everywhere. And I mean, everywhere. Oh, it was so funny. We were giving you such a hard time. Yeah, you lost your phone.

Yeah. You left your phone there. Sure you did. Yeah. It was like not embarrassing to go back in there. It was embarrassing to tell you guys that I truly left my phone in there. And so, yeah, then I go back and I'm giving them the knock. And yeah.

Give him the knock. Oh, did you leave something behind? Yeah, just my phone. Just my phone. A quick picture, quick picture. All right, all right, see it. And then 20 minutes later, Rachel was like, oh, boy, I left my sweatshirt. I'll go get it.

I'll go get it. It'd probably be easier if I did an exact idea once. No problem. Yeah, they'll know me. They'll know what I do it. They know my knock. They know my knock. I'll do it.

They know how I do it. Oh, that was so funny. Yeah. But that was just, I couldn't believe it. It was seriously like a movie scene. The town is that way. They just kept coming. It was wild.

Yeah, I saw Isaac a good time in earlier this week, and that's the one story I told them. And I told it, it's like probably 11 girls. So, yeah, seriously, like 11 or 12 college girls had bikinis. Yeah, in my, in a small hot tub. In my notes, I wrote down 15, but I knew that was a little bit hyperbolic. But I'm like, it was so many girls. All right, let's just talk about something. Well, make it sound natural.

Okay. Hey, man. Hey. Have you heard the good news? How are you? Sorry. Oh, hey. from the top. Hey, man. What is going on? Oh, not much. Just here hanging out, sitting in front of a

microphone talking to you. What's going on much? How much? How are you? Sun is shining. Can't complain. 75. High of 75. Low of 75. It's nice outside. I wonder, I wonder if we'll need an umbrella later. If so, that must mean it's raining outside. But we're inside right now. how much are you what's up what's up i'm not sure where to take this because i i still can't tell which ad we're doing you you go okay uh i'm doing well just hungry though i could not agree more really yes i i like when i when i when i yes i when i yes i could not agree more I could not agree more. I'm reading my part of the script.

I could not agree more. Oh, look at the time. It's almost lunch. Ding dong. Shall I go to the store and grab some Chinese factory meat? It's full of harmless oils and antibiotics. Jake, you ignorant slut. That's the opposite of what it is.

It's full of terrible things that you should never put in your body. Wait, that's the opposite of what, what is? You said harmless. Oh. It's not harmless, Jake. I got my line wrong. I memorized this all night. I memorized the wrong word.

Let's start from beginning. Let's start. Okay. Hey, what is up? Not much. Can't complain. Oh, I got that wrong, too. I think I don't remember why I said first.

Let's do. You're out for a little bit. Okay. Hey, Tyman, what is up? Hi, Brad. Hope you doing great. Time into the chat GPT. No, no, that's a DJ.

It was more the DJ. Wait, wait, start it. Sorry. Hold on. Start over it. Hey, Timon, what is up? Hey, what's going on?

It's the DJX. Here with some more music that you've been loving lately. Hey, what's going on? Oh. You know, DJX, are you hungry? I used to be starving. I got some meat.

It was from good ranches. Oh, yeah? What's so good about that meat? No Jake said harmless earlier He meant harmful Good Ranchers Got some

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I'm AI bro A Heartless beats Yeah I hope Good Rancher comes out with harmless beats someday For now it's just me Yeah.

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this new airport with like, you know, whatever, progressive XYZ things. And one of them is like this non, what do they call it, gender, what do they call it? Both gender bathrooms or something like that. Dual bigender. Yeah, bisexual bathrooms. Bisexual bathrooms. But basically what they are, they're just all individual bathrooms. Like every single one of them is its own stall. Stall. And maybe I guess you can wash your hands out. You wash your hands. Coed. Coed. Coed wash. People have seen it. It's been around for a little while. That's what I say to them. Hey, you guys, you guys have seen this stuff before, right? Come on, guys. I didn't mean to. Let's not get weird. No. You've seen this before. And, but, but yeah, it's just like normal bathrooms. And I went by my, I went,

I went, I went to one of them, no problem. You had fun. I had a great time. I forget exactly what happened to her, but she was like, I, she came out. She's like, those bathrooms are not for me. I'm not meant for co-ed bathrooms I can't do it The guy next to me Was like making weird noises And it just smelled bad And he said he was on the phone

While he was going Then I could hear him going I was like okay So that's just a men's room I just think I'm not cut out For the co-ed bathroom I don't think you're cut out For a men's bathroom

Which is okay Which is fair Yeah fair You could be a married mother For and not be cut out For a men's bathroom Right right Right right so

So we cleared that up Right away Right away Yeah And that's not doing men's bathrooms. Not doing men's bathrooms. We got to Colorado, fun times. Our friends aren't over who said Calvin and Molly Beck.

Yes. Shout out to them. Shout out to them. Yeah, Calvin's family has had this condo and vail since before anybody knew of Vail, basically. Like, yeah, it was unveiled. Very good. Thank you. Yeah.

Their condo was condo number one in this complex of condos. Like literally, I think they built this complex, like, or not, they didn't, whatever. they're original um and yeah get there that night late like it's a it's a little bit of a drive from that airport it's two plus hours we listened to the taylor swift album on the way it dropped as we were driving there something to do kath katherine was like acting so interested i was like katherine you're not interested in this oh she faking she was like what the next one's ophelia fate of ophelia and i was like katherine you want you like this you know i think she did she listened to uh new heights the episode with Taylor, and she liked it a lot.

So I think she's, like, becoming a fan. I see. Yeah. So maybe she was like, let's play into, like, what I think girls are supposed to be doing right now. I think so. I think. Ooh, this next one's called Ophelia? Oh, Ophelia.

Let's take a listen. You like this song? Phelia. Oh, yeah. So we listened to him. Rachel read off different, like, theories for what the songs meant. She would always give us a breakdown after every song. We would give 10 seconds worth of, like, that was good.

That was catchy. Yeah, it was kind of good. And then Rachel would give us a breakdown of what the girls and the gays were saying online. All right, let us hear it. What are they saying? Yeah, that was good. So did that. Yeah, did that.

Had some good times driving up to the mountain. And you really do drive up to the mountain. Yeah. I got a widget on my watch that tells me altitude. Yeah. I watch wedge. And, yeah, veils at like, I want to say like eight or nine thousand feet. Yeah.

Hi. That's high. Because what's mile is 62? Come on. I don't know. 6250? Is that not even close? It's kind of close.

47.50? No? You don't know. No, I have no idea. Who cares? Honestly, like who... Turn it on me. Dude, you're such a freaking nerd for knowing it.

You're not a nerd. You're not a nerd. I think you should. Anytime you don't know anything. Oh. Sorry I'm not a huge nerd. Like you. Dude, sorry I'm not.

Yeah. Sorry I didn't pay attention to school. Yeah, get your nose out of the books. Sorry, I was a cow killer in high school. 57? Can you remember the Titans quote? No, that's the thing. And also, I don't think it is necessary to know at all

because who's ever going to map out like one, two, like all the way? And it's a random number. That's all I have to say. I'm shocked. I think I know this one. How many feet are in a mile? How many feet are a mile?

How many feet are a mile? Four thousand nine hundred fifty two feet. You run every single one of them. Incorrect. One guess. Is it 6,000 something? Time, do you know? Can I say my guess?

Because I think it might be right. Is it 5-2-80? Good. That sounds right. Okay. You went 6-2. 50. So you had...

So you had one of the numbers. Thanks, guys. Two. That's nice to justify it. I knew it was an even number. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 52-80?

What? How did that happen? And why? It's very hard to make an argument. for the imperial system it's not good because 12 12 is not a like why not tens

tens are so much easier to tens make a lot of sense everything about it is terrible like what yeah why is our saving grace about that we got to keep it for this like is gallon good no

yeah well he's galen gallon's not even it's like we were doing American football back then it's like well we needed for yards yeah right golf golf and football yeah and yards are so close to meters we could have had a slightly different football field negro negro i always say i always say that always say that one i'm feeling comfortable potato um am i making this up or did like did the measurement for a foot come from like some king's

foot and even that doesn't make sense because then why do we use it because like oh good wouldn't have been our king yeah we're america Washington i might have made that up No, that sounds good. I mean, the, like, that kind of crazy backstory about how a marathon came to be. Apparently, that's a true story. So I can believe a king's foot. Tell me. No clue about the marathon.

Okay. Some guy back in the day had to deliver, like, a handwritten letter to someone is really important. I want to say his name was Ophelia, but that seems a little, they can't both be Ophelia. So someone like that. Odealia. O'Dales, yes. O'Dale. O'Dale.

He had to run to deliver this important message. and it was 26.2 miles. Oh, really? That's the legend goes. That's like shockingly close to what a marathon is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You said 26.2? Not an expert, but I think that's the same as a marathon.

I've seen that on bumper stickers. So maybe they're just giving a shout out to that guy. I don't know what that's for. Do Europeans also run marathons that are 26.2 miles, but they're whatever they are in. Good question. It sounds like, I, I bet. bet the theirs came first, I bet, because 26.2, no, never mind. It's a random, it's going to be

random anyway, because this guy delivered the message. So, never mind. If that's the reason. Okay. If it's true as they say. Here's his name. It was close to Ophelia. Fidipides. Feetipides. Feet dipides. Feet diputees. I don't know. I like to think I'm like, somewhat average at pronouncing hard words. I'm going to text this to you guys. Give, give this one a whirl. Fidipides. Yeah. feed feedipidos that's a good amount of vowels that guy had a lot of money and will fortune oh that's going to say more letters than I expected based on what you said phaedipidized phaedipides feedipides feedipides feedipides that that's that I like

yeah feeadipides yeah sounds like a good yeah sounds like a book of Mormon book I like it fiatipides 17 every now and then I'll you know the how I learned what books are in the Book of Mormon, is seeing them in random people's Instagram bio. And then it's like, oh, okay, they're LDS and two, I didn't know Enoch was in there. That's how I learn it. So the more I see those, that's more knowledge for me. Yeah. Oh, okay. That must be. Got it. That's not in my body. I guess that's a, I guess they're LDS. Yeah, they're white. Makes sense. Yeah. Anyway, yeah. Feet line. Fiaedipides. A legendary Greek messenger who ran from the Battle of Marathon

to Athens and 490 BC to announce the Athenian victory over the Persians. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. He collapsed and died from exhaustion. Hmm. Wow. And then we were like, why don't we do that every Saturday? Yeah. He died doing it.

For fun. 42 kilometers, 42.19 kilometers. So it is the exact same amount. Interesting. If I didn't wake up that day knowing I had to run a marathon, I would probably collapse and die too. like if you're just kind of running like hope I get to Athens soon and then right you'd think he's you know he's probably like a messenger by trade so he's like

has he's run some distances but there's no way he's run 26.2 yeah I I don't want to be a podcast that does this all the time let me just say that right now but I did ask a question to chat GBT and I want to read the answer okay permission granted I said what's I like the disclaimer just just keep me accountable to permission granted yeah if we do this 18 times an episode please everyone say hey they're doing that way too much this is funny because I was like what is like what's what's the argument for an imperial system I just said what's the best part about the imperial system and this was like the worst response like this is such like we need to change after one word answer I said because pretty much the best part about the imperial

system is that's weirdly intuitive in a human way and then it goes into it then chat GPT AI says like it wasn't designed by scientists like it wasn't designed by scientists. It was designed by people who eyeballed stuff for a living. A foot is literally about the length of a foot. An inch about the width of your thumb. A mile. How far you can walk in about 20 minutes if you're late to church?

And even though it's inconsistent, that inconsistency makes it kind of fun. You had to say things like, it's about three football fields long. He's a stone's throw away. Or give or take a smidge. There's character in it. It's the measuring system equivalent of a

grandpa who refused to learn the metric system because it worked fine for 70 years. That's, there's, there's, so there's nothing good about it. The only thing is good about it is that we're American, so therefore it's better. That's the only thing that like, we're just, we're just stuck up Americans are like, no, no, no, no, we're good. And I'm kind of okay with only that argument because I don't ever want to succumb to be like Europeans do it better than this. But it is unbelievable to be like, oh, an interesting.

kind of like a thumb. It's like, I bet we have different thumb lengths. And what was about walking to church? Yeah, what was that about? Read that one again. A mile? How far you can walk in about 20 minutes if you're late to church? If you're late to church. If you're early, you're just walking slow and not trying to sweat. I guess it's not a mile anymore. So you always live a mile away from church? Well, in 20 minutes if you're late to church. So you probably live Yeah, I guess you're right. Also, also... No, it's not a mile away. It's 20 minutes.

You can't have a sentence that says, a foot, kind of like a foot. An inch, kind of like a thumb. You can't use kind of. That, if the foot to foot made sense. A foot is literally about the length of thumb. Oh, I see you're saying. A foot is like a foot. And an inch, you guessed it.

It's like a different word entirely. That's a good point. Anyway, it's kind of unbelievable how bad of an answer that was like I thought they would be like well you know well in the early colonial days americans took some liberties from this and this it's way maybe and maybe that's the answer is like a foot was easier to measure like somewhat quickly like hey I'm gonna just go step it off step it off this thing but it's like it's still wild yeah anyway yeah it really was just like let's find some way to distinct ourselves from the british or something probably like and they just

didn't think it through. Yeah, just another point of just like, I don't know. We have a different thing. Yeah. Make it better if you're, like. We're mad at you. Yeah, I don't downgrade so hard. Anyway, other Colorado things, e-bikes.

E-bikes are awesome. I had ridden an e-bike one time. I'd ridden about 75 feet. If you remember my old roommate Harrison, pretty sure we gave him a hard time on the podcast about getting an e-bike when his car didn't work. but I'd rid one once briefly, and it was pretty fun. And so I was trying to like, I think we'll have a good time. You did a great job.

I'm so glad we did it because I was not, I was not like, oh, we can't, I don't want to do this, but I was not like super pumped about it. I thought Catherine was a little nervous about it. She was nervous. Rachel kept being like, I'm a frady cat. She kept using that term. I'm afraid of cat. And I'm like, that's okay, Rachel.

I'm afraid of cat too. So I'll be, I'll be cautious with you. I'll stay back if you need to stay back. And these e-bikes, it was a, it's a cheat code. It's, you can go up a mountain pretty leisurely. Yeah, because you, I think, maybe originally thought this is more of like a motorcycle, like don't even need to pedal just like electric vehicle. That's how I understood e-bikes to be is like, yeah, you can, you can either pedal, obviously,

and then it would, it will go with you. But if you, if you want to just press a button, it'll just pump you up there. Like a bird scooter. Just take me there. Yeah. Which it's not. And so that makes it way more easy. to do like it's just you always have to put work in to get a little electric right therefore

it's not just going to like take off on you without you knowing it um but you can adjust like how how much it will respond to your pedaling basically oh let's talk about this guy's like instruction to us because he's got to figure that he's got a oh yeah i think you just started working there or something it was a very confusing set of instructions he said he used to be a private chef so did he really yeah he should have from what i remember it was like there was one bike where he's like all right three's fastest, two is medium, one's the lowest. Easy. He's like, now this bike, so it does its settings a little differently.

So, ECO is like one where it's like if you're just like wanting to like cruise. And then turbo is the one that's like at the top. And so it goes from turbo down to sport, down to tour. And then yeah, Eco is like just straight cruising. Yeah. So it's like, is straight cruising like not pedaling? Yeah. Or straight cruising, bad.

Yeah, yeah. Or, yeah, I kept saying, like, I kept calling it acoustic. Like, if you're unplugged, like, you know, you're just, you're riding a normal bike. Like, which one's that? Yeah, straight cruising meant you're doing a lot of the pedaling. I think he mislabeled that one. I wouldn't call that straight cruising. I would say that's the one I sweat on.

Straight cruising, yeah, straight cruising should be like, you're going down the mountain. You're just enjoying the natural A.C. of the breeze. You're straight cruising. Turbo mode. That's straight cruising. I'm not doing a lot of work on turbo mode. I was on turbo mode the whole time. I know.

The first like half of the bike, I was like, I'm switching between a few of these and trying to get the work in. And the whole way back, like, what am I doing? Turbo it up, baby. It's awesome. We biked 15 miles, and I never bike 15 miles. I never bike one mile. And 15 miles on the e-bike pretty easy.

And we biked like high enough up to where when we came back down. Oh, when we came back down. That was awesome. It was so fun. Especially like right at the beginning when you, me and Kyle. Alvin went up there. Did you see how fast? You were looking down.

I had a little spotometer on my bike. The fastest I ever got, because I was kidding as low as possible I was trying to get aerodynamic. I got 37.8 miles an hour. Yeah. So we were like up the mountain and steep enough where it was like. Straight cruising. Yeah.

We were straight cruising down. And yet on the e-bike, it felt like it was not that hard to get up that mountain. Yeah. And then we just went down. No pedals for like, or minimal pedals for 20 minutes. Yeah. I mean, we probably went at least one mile. without touching the pedals.

Yeah. That was awesome. It's so fun. You got to get some e-bikes? They're kind of, they run the gamut. So if anybody out there has like a, like, hey, this is a good one for the price. Maybe because honestly, they're so fun. Also, bikes are just hard to store, like in your house.

I bet my kids have combined between bikes and scooters and little roly cars and everything, 12 of those things. And they always try to put them in my shop and it just frustrates me. So, like, that's the only, like, negative... You're a capacity of bikes. Yeah, because I have one bike, all right. I own a bike. And it's a good bike.

But those e-bikes, I could... It's one of those things where it's like you... Kind of like what I talked about, how when you go on a trip and you download all these different things on Netflix of like, maybe I'll change my personality for this flight. Like, maybe I'll be completely better. Yeah. Like, in my head, I'm like, if I get an e-bike, I think I would never use my car again.

Like, I would just take that e-bike everywhere. I would go load up lumber with a bike. Yeah. drop off tables in the bike. I would take my kids to church on the bike, which is about a mile away if I'm hustling. If I'm running late, it's 20 minutes. And so, but it's like, oh, I would, I would do everything on that bike. And I'm like, I probably wouldn't.

I'd go. I'd be running late. You go to my house on the bike. You got to, I go a podcast on the bike. I would ride around every once in a while on the bike. Rachel's mom was in town last night for the Phil Wickham concert. And so we were telling her about e-bikes. And she told us,

or speaking of bike storage, she's like, you know, that's, I think a little property, little trailer they own in Florida, there was like a fire

in that community. And that was from when the hurricane came and the saltwater got in like an e-bike. It like started this like crazy, you know, lithium battery fire that,

you know. Oh, wow. So. That's crazy. Keep them up high if it's a hurricane season. That's all I'm going to say.

Right. And hurricanes can hit Kansas. you don't know we're inland but we're not that far in leave my pie people say we're not that far in people say we're like in the middle of nowhere we're not that far we're inland but galveston's right there dude i was going to say like you think there's probably a couple other places there's more inland than us like the middle of australia honestly that's more inland and then like i don't know ukraine is more inland than we are in the united states time will you look this up i bet i bet we're one of the most inland like as far as like who's who's the close or farthest from the beach

Maybe like South Dakota, like, maybe like Iowa, South Dakota is a little bit farther from us. But do you count like Lake Mish? No, we don't count Lake Mish. We don't count that. We count, we count the ocean like in New York or whatever. Yeah, okay, okay. No, Lake Mish is, I know people are like, it's like an ocean. Like an ocean.

Like it wasn't designed by scientists. It's like an inches of thumb. Yeah, we, Kansas is third. It goes South Dakota one, Nebraska. Oh, I thought I nailed it. Good job. OB. You're right. I guess Iowa's further east, but

Dang. So we're not that far in. We're not South Dakota. We're no Nebraska. Yeah, we get hurricanes. Right. So yeah, Central Kansas is about 900 to 1,000 miles from the nearest coast. Okay. Not counting like Mish. Right. Did you

have friends in college go down to Biloxi, Mississippi for their spring break? No, but I've heard of that. Because I think it's like technically the closest beach to us. I think it's like very much a Missouri, probably Kansas thing. I don't know if other people have even heard of Biloxi. But if you live where we live, it's like, hey, it's only seven and a half hours to get to Biloxi if we just want to do that. Just head on out to Mississippi. They're known for their

coastline. Yeah. And then, I mean, everything you're debating is like, or, yeah, we could do Galveston or like a part of Baton Rouge. It's like, I don't like any of these options. Or we can just go to my, you know, grandpa's house on the lake. Yeah, let's go Table Rock. Yeah, that sounds all right. That's like Mish. No, I didn't realize they were on the water. I think so. That's fun. Whoa, dude.

Whoa, dude. What's this? What's going on? I can't get this bug off my hand, dude. What's going on here, dude? It's scaring me. Getting the things away. That's weird, dude.

Wild, dude. What the hat, dude? Oh, there it goes. I almost got it. It's doing the same thing on my computer, dude. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is worth it for gospel and glue.

That's the glue part. And the gospel is, there's bigger things in life than a MacBook pro recently bought. Yeah. That's the gospel part. Gospel and glue is stickier than my hands on that computer. Gospel and glue is stickier than the memory you guys will have of that happening. Oh, yeah.

This is forgettable. Yeah. Forget it, dude. But don't forget the gospel. It's the most important thing that you could teach your kids and gospel glue is teaching that in a great way. It's a way that sticks. Yes, they, uh...

Oh, gosh. Whoa, dude. They recently got a mobile app. Whoa, dude. It's pretty exciting. That's crazy, dude. The glue wore off a little bit. Oh, no, dude.

Yeah, that mobile app. So, you know, if you're looking to kind of dip your toes in the water, kind of check out what's going on here, you can, you can kind of browse around for free before you start to subscribe or pay for anything. And listen carefully because the mobile app is a little bit hard to find it's the mobile app so the company is called gospel and glue the mobile app is called gospel and glue so i guess you just type that in yeah just type it in type it in make sure you spell out spell out gospel and glue just type it out there it's when you type in gospel and glue which one

what page do you need to find it on from there page one it's just page one the hard thing is just remembering uh you you need your keyboard it's not just going to like show up there okay use your keyboard and it's at the very top use your keyboard and it's going to show up right there yeah uh you can see some previews of just like some of the lessons here. So what they do is they send you these packets that have all the crafts ready to go. And then you do the lesson alongside of your children. Yeah. It's a great way for them to stay engaged in the lesson. Catherine actually just yesterday was talking about how Rosie is really having a hard time right now, just paying attention. Like Catherine will try to be doing school with Haddy and Bo and Rosie can only last like

three minutes before she's whatever. But with Gospel and glue, she has been engaged the entire time. Tactile learning. She's sticking with that. So, um, even the, even the toughest kids can really get into this. I think it really sticks with them. And I do think for whatever reason, I mean, they are so proud

of these things that they've made. They want to show them off all the time. We have, it's fun. These like, uh, stained glass window crafts that are up in our front window. And every single morning, we have the blind, uh, the curtains closed and they always want to open up the curtains to see the stained glass window. Good morning. Gospel and glue. So,

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to support us and I can't afford a new computer. Everybody wins. Everybody wins. Everybody wins. Everybody wins. Everybody Glus.gloos. GrKC.com. check about but anyway e-bikes were great e-bikes were great truly like and i i'm not i'm not over-exaggerating this i think it was the perfect day weather wise it was pretty phenomenal unreal and and we this was funny katherine katherine sometimes is bad at technology other times it was like you just got unlucky what in the world i don't understand why this is doing this before the trip But she kept looking on her phone at the weather.

Oh, this was so odd. Yeah, Vail Colorado on the weather. I think she has, what, what do you, you have weather bug? I'm an acuity weather guy. Okay, so maybe she's weather, but I don't know. Yeah, I think she is. Vale, Colorado. And it kept saying high of 75, low of 74, something, low of 75, like.

Like one degree disparity for the whole day. And she's like, it's going to be great weather. She's like packed up for this weather. I'll pack a backpack. And I was like, we were talking. I was like, ebikes sound kind of rough. I mean, low of like 28, I saw one. Yeah, for Sunday, it's going to be cold.

What? No, it's 75. It's supposed to be 75. It's supposed to be perfect for this. I was like, no, look at my weather. And for whatever reason, her weather app just like glitched and had Vale, Colorado in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean or something like that. Like, what in the world?

It was so odd. Because actually she's telling me the story. I'm thinking like, oh, I wonder if the end of the story is when she realizes, oh, I didn't have Veil C-O, I had Veil CR. It was Costa Rica. That's what I thought. I was like, surely there's a different veil out there that she, put it. Nope. It doesn't even say CO. It says, it spells out Colorado. I'm like, yeah,

I don't know what you did wrong here. That is so weird. But then you were like, Catherine, they're there are a mile above the city. You thought it was just 75 at all time. She's like, it's warm here. It's not seasonably warm here. I'm like, okay, but there's, there's, there's a one degree difference to the high, the, whatever. It's, you know, hindsight, it's so easy to put holes. Very tropical. But so, so the, the, the forecast was like, what, high 50s, maybe, if that, low 50s? Something's a, something's a, off here because, yeah, I would look at my watch being like, it's so nice out. And it's like, it's like, it's like, and it's like, and it's, and it would even say like, like, 68. It's like 54,

feels like 53. And I'm like, we, we sat outside for like 20, no, two minutes, uh, uh, for lunch. And we're like, it's too hot out here. It's too hot. Just, whatever, just closer to the sun. Something's off. 5, 280 miles. Miles closest. Not that landlocked. Um, something's up with this temperature. Something's up. I probably two weeks ago whenever we were going to Phoenix I'm looking up where we're going to be spending our time what do we need to pack for? It says Mesa Arizona

it says only like 81 I was like whoa I just I would have thought their summer extends way longer that's like the same temperature here and same thing happened then I'm looking at Rachel's phone or my phone like her Mesa Arizona says 99 and mine says 81 like how really what's wrong with my Mesa

maybe maybe AccuWeather maybe Kevin has acue weather I don't know no hers is different than mine it was okay she's weather bugging Okay, okay. What? Something's off with weather in general. That's all over. That's how the hackers in, you know, XYZ country doesn't like us.

That's what they're doing. That's what they do. Yeah, you get in the mainframe. They're messing with us, and then we're not going to be prepared for the strike. Because we're not going to have enough clothes on or have too many on. But honestly,

honestly, if we would have packed for 75 degree weather, I think we would have been more comfortable almost every day. There was one hike we did where I went through a lot of, of clothes. And we went through a lot of climates. Yeah. It was like pretty rainy or pretty cloudy and suspicious looking when we started the hike, a little ominous. And then pretty much the second we get out of the car starts sprinkling. We get 200 feet up and it starts raining pretty good. And I'm keeping it myself.

Just keep yourself. No one's saying anything. Brad just stops. He's leading the back. Does anyone want to reassess the situation? Yeah. I was like, let's be honest. It's raining. It's raining out here. Not everyone's going to want to do this. it pretty good out here. And like, there's like this talk of this awesome, uh, coffee shop down the road after this we'll go to. I was like, if anybody wants to go there now, don't feel like you have to stay. Speak now. You know, I'm down for the adventure of the rain, but I was like, I don't, I don't know if Catherine's not going to want to do this that bad. I don't know if Rachel's trying to get like freezing cold. Right. Credit to everyone. They're like, keep on, keeping on.

And boy, did we. Oh, you know what helped? It was those women who came down the mountain were like, how was it? Best hike of my life. You've got to do it. I'm like, okay. What are you going to do? Follow her back down the mountain? It was one girl that was like, we were like, what about the rain? She's like, just rain.

Good point. All right. Here we go. Here we go. And so I went from raining, freezing cold. I'm wearing so many layers to then. Sweaty all of a sudden. Hot.

Yeah. Go to the top. Cold again. Yeah, because we went around the, um, the ridge. The ridge. The ridge. What about the word gulch? We talked about that a little bit.

Like, gulch sounds in. inappropriate it yeah at least bad right i kept trying to use it in arizona because i thought i knew what a gulch was and i looked it up i was like oh i've been gulter and wrong what i don't what are our best guesses what you guys well it sounds like a valley of some sort yeah like it's like a like a divot like a large divot in the ground like if god if god was playing golf if god hit a pitching wedge yeah oh he left a gulch whoops gulched it fix your gulches i don't have time we'll got got to create the rest of the world i'll be back um Yeah, that's my thought is like, hang man's gulch.

And you see this big old, big doubt. Theodipides gulch. I kind of thought that too. I was like, I think it's just like kind of a valley. Because when we were in Phoenix, that's when it rained like crazy. Which I didn't think I said this on podcast, but I saw later that week, when we were in Phoenix, I got 1.6 inches of rain, which is the most it had gotten in like nine years. That's a lot.

Yeah. It is a lot, but it's like their years worth of rain. one day. And so I kept telling Rachel's like, yep, gulch is flooded, having no idea what I was talking about. Because I was like, yeah, if it just goes from kind of eye to the low, you're gulchin. And then if you Google it, it just is like slot canyons. Like if you like antelope canyon or all these like narrow little canyons. Okay. Like that's a gulch. We already have a word for that. That's canyon. Yeah, but tiny canyon. Tanyan. That is kind of omin. That's kind of a scary place. Like, whoa, dude. They're going to, they're going to like ambush you, like the bad guys. You're

coming around the bend to the gulch and all of a sudden you don't realize there's no way to go nowhere to go bad guys coming on every side of you at the gulch yeah so maybe that's why scary word um yeah there's there's there'd be like a documentary about someone like stuck in a gulch for a while like yeah i feel like we used to watch the show called i shouldn't be alive or i shouldn't have survived i don't know i feel like there'd be a there'd be a gulch episode probably do you ever do fan art for that show um no shouldn't be alive you just all it all it is is just that, those words on a piece of paper. Just writing it out.

Timon's mom finds this like, oh, my gosh, we got to talk to somebody about this. It's fan art. I don't like to say that. I think I did draw their logo. Okay, let me be honest. All right. Just one time. I'll come clean.

I got to get out of my system. One time I did draw the logo. And they made it theirs after they saw my picture. Like, they changed it to that. I might have drawn that logo one time. That might be on my Instagram too. Anyway, so that's a goal. Gulch.

Yeah, it was a good hike. It was, I don't know, two, three mile hike. Pretty fun. Really good view at the end. Sometimes you hike and you kind of have to convince yourself, like, this is worth it. Yeah. But this was like actually like. Sometimes it's more like, hey, it's the journey, not the destination.

Hey, we had good talks. This one was like, oh, that was a good destination. Yeah, good desk. Yeah. After that, we went to, speaking of new words, Golchin, Fiadipides, Huga. Nice. You nailed it. Thank you.

Yeah. Been practicing. because, boy, could I not get it over the weekend. Yeah, we should have, we should quiz time. Yeah, all reverse. Yeah, is it Swedish? Everything's Swedish to me. Scandinavian?

Okay. Huga? How do you spell Huga? H-U-G-A, but it's, there's no way it's that. I think it's Danish. I think it's Danish on second time. What would be close to what you think? J-O-O-O- Yeah.

The D-O-L-O-G-A. H. Oh, look at us. same page. Obviously, it's... H. Y.

Whoa. Yeah. Okay. Take it in. H. Y. Now, hang on. Seriously, hang on to your... Just be chill.

Hang on to your ears. Yeah. Okay. Hang up. Grab on to them. Grab on your ears. Grab on your ears. G.

G. Now, why is that? Danish. It's not done yet. So, H-Y-G can say H-H-G can say H-H-G. Yep. How do you say gah?

How do you think he said gah? Gah. H-G. H-G-G-G-G-A-H? A-H sounds too right. You're close. It's G-E. So H-Y-G-G-E.

I'm not a fan of that. I'll tell you what you are a fan of is the definition of hookah. And you're going to be like, oh, actually, I like this. Okay. It's basically just like this intangible feeling of coziness. Whoa, that's cool. A quality of coziness and comfortable. conviviality that engenders a feeling of contentment or well-being.

That's what those bathrooms are called. Cabin's not cut out for the engenders. Huga bathroom. Uh-huha. He was making some noises in there. But yeah, I don't know. This is like one of those, every now and every six months, I find out like a word or a whatever, something or like, I guess girls have just been keeping this for me.

Oh, yeah. It's like, how have you guys all been talking about this for years? and somehow I've never heard of it. Am I crazy? Is Huga one of the filters on Instagram? Am I crazy? I'm not going to say you're crazy. I would love it if that was true.

I feel like I've seen... Hey, let's post. I have a whidge on my phone, straight to post. I went Huga, F-I. I'm not seeing filter yet, so... Oh, filter Instagram. Picture of Brad. All right.

I'm going to read through him. Fade. Paris. Simple. Simple. Come on. Think of a better name. Los Angeles. Midnight. It doesn't feel like we're on track to Huga. Get there. Jakarta.

Graney. Gritty. Oh, different dance move for gritty. Graphite. Hyper. That was close. Maybe that's your thing. No. Hyper's close. Zoom blur. No. Softline.

I'm getting worried, Brad. Rio de Janeiro. Handheld They added a lot to this Low res Didn't know there were so many And normal Wow

I thought they used to have like Six of these I don't use Story filters very often You know what I didn't read I didn't read the answer Of Google AI on this

I just saw that it had one I was really rooting for it though Where have I I mean Who got Somebody's gonna know it sounds like yeah like someone's foreign grandma in the movie that's like like passing on a word to her grandchildren like a hookah is in the air yeah lelo and stitch or but like it's in the air yeah it's something kind of ethereal and you can't feel it like you know this family always carries a little huga with him put some in this vase for you man I've seen this I've seen this a lot somewhere don't you wish you could have brain GPT in

be like, where have I seen this? Know everything I've ever known. Here's all the things I've ever done in my life. Where have I seen this? Yeah, it's just very fascinating. Like I said, probably every girl knows this, but I just, I had no idea. It's like a brand. We went to a coffee shop that's like named this or branded this way.

Rachel got some books about it. She's got to give out some friends. And yeah, I've just like flipped through the book. I'm like, oh, Rachel, this is so you. It's like, the Huga handbook, it's like, here are the essentials you need. And it's like a good book. A fireplace, a warm blanket, your journal. It's just like all the things Rachel spends every night doing.

I'm like, oh, you're a hooging it up. Yeah. They know what they're doing with that feeling in Scandinavia, I feel like. They do. Yeah. Honestly, when Calvin first suggested, it's like, we'd go to the hookah shop. I thought he kept saying hookah. And I was like, have you heard of huga?

He said that. And I was like, oh, yeah, have you heard a huga? 12 years ago, yeah. I was like, I don't know if the girls are going to like that as much as you think they are. Do we want to reassess the situation? Do you think you can be... Yeah. Do you think you can be cozy in a warm climate?

Like, that's maybe why Scandinavia is so good. Like, you can't... It's tougher. You know, because, like, so much of coziness is adding warmth, right? Yeah, it's a good point. Like, a blanket. Blanket. Coffee.

Like, all these things... I don't know. You just don't feel that as much in the summertime. Like, I would agree. I think it's harder to acquire it. I think you've got to have the right, the right vibe going. You can get it because it's still going to be warm in the summer. So you got that.

Yeah. You're not adding warm. If you have the ability to like turn your AC down some or like the temperature down, like then you can bring back the warm. Cozy it back up. It's like Dwight. I lower my cholesterol so I can raise it. Yeah. Yeah.

I think if you, if you're in like a, imagine like my grandparents house. Like it's small and it's outdated and it's, it's, it's very close. It's like, that's cozy year-round. Good. I need some, I need wood paneling. Yeah, dark. Dark, yeah. Dark wood paneling.

Maybe that's part of it is like the darkness. Yeah, I do. I think summer nights you can be cozy. String lights. Still get a fire going, maybe. Yep. Just don't sit near it. Just kind of look at it for light.

Oh my gosh, dude. So that was the hike. What else do you do in Vail? That was the Huga. We did those face paintings. Oh, yeah. paint each other. Oh, shoot. You have yours? Wednesday episode. I'm going to reveal it. Okay. Oh, they might so be in Rachel's backpack. She like, she took them so that we could

hang them in the podcast studio. She took mine? Yeah. Oh, golly. Guy's not a painter. I think if you applied yourself, you, you could have been taught. I don't know, dude. I don't think I can. That's just to be assuming so because you're left handed. Like, dude, you're probably excellent at painting. You just got try because you're left. Oh, oh, if I like, if I like applied myself, meaning like if I took the time to learn. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sure, I could be better then. But like intuitively, I, I was trying for a little bit of that time. And then you stopped. We did that thing where you draw your spouse. Paint your partner. Paying your partner. And I started doing Jake because podcast partners. I figured everyone assumes when they say partner. But I did like a pink color for her skin. I was like, ah, it's too pink. I'm going to add a little darkness to it. So I took just a smidge of brown. way too much and then it was over from there and then I basically created

Catherine to be Job of the Hut it was fascinating it was unbelievably bad and I gave up pretty quick yeah now Molly knows her way around a paintbrush Molly whose idea it was did pretty well yeah she was honestly oh that was impressive

she did shadings and colorings I had Molly on my left doing an unbelievable job painting a human being with like five dollar dollar tree supplies. And on my right, it was like, whoa, that looks like Shrek and a Christmas tree combined. And he's painting his wife. I'm drawing a lot of inspiration here. Holy cow, this is so different. Catherine kept apologizing to me. Like, Brad, I'm sorry. This doesn't like. As you're still painting.

Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. You really don't need to apologize. I promise we will be mutually on the same page. Because the Catherine's painting of you look like a like a red-lipped Mr. Potato Head from what I remember. Yeah. And it was infinitely better than mine. Actually, remember, I took a video of this. I'll post it on the Facebook group. It was great. Rachel did a good job. She didn't do bad, yeah. She did a good job. I say she was second place.

Yeah, had the dimples and had the hair. Oh, it'll stay at me. You know what that sound is? Oh, yeah. It's the sound of three things. Leaves changing. Peak football season. Coffee o'clock. Mm-hmm. Huga, Huga time.

Huga time. Mm-hmm. Huga bar. Hey, uh, who is, anybody have the time? Yeah, it's Huka time. It's Mastry Roaster's time. It's coffee time. It's, it's, Huga, Huga Nation time. It raises the bar on Huga. Huga. Huga Bar. Raised the hookah bar.

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Slurp it. Sip it. however you get it that was more like sing-song style that's a jingle that's also good there's also um shop it card it

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Vermont maple nut okay maple nice caramel crunch that one sounds on my alley they don't there's not crunch in there though if why it's going to oh i thought it was like the crunch bunch of crunch they want to make sure that we tell them that and then southern pecan pie oh wow they say egg

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I was thankful for that. It was good to play a lot of cards. Yeah. Yeah, we need to bring back some hearts. Hearts and nerds. Hearts and nerds. What else you need? Great two games.

You got a slow game and you got a fast game. Exactly. I was going to say, not always in the mood for nerds personally because sometimes it's like, this is hard to even have any kind of conversation with this game going on. Yeah, most of the conversation is like telling your wife what to do. Yeah, that was fun. So we did like, do you know what nerds is, Simon? No.

Have you heard of Dutch Blitz? Yes. Okay. So it's Dutch Blitz, but it's with. decks of cards instead of the Dutch Blitz game. Like, and... Do you make fan art for Dutch Blitz? Just the logo.

Did the logo once. I went to Ohio for three months basically because of Dutch Blitz. I was inspired by it. So the nice thing about nerds compared to Dutch Blitz is that you can play with unlimited amount of people. Whereas Dutch Blitz, you have like four different colors or whatever.

Yeah, you can get expansion pack, which I have. Yeah. But that's only eight, so... Okay. this is just like every deck is a different you know person whatever so at first we were doing uh everybody for themselves then we played a game like that and then we decided to couples and that was fun because it brought out you know the the classic like just small frustrations of couples and then like the sensitivity of small frustrations when it's your wife or your husband

molly molly right there right there molly oh play it just do it oh i guess i should have told you it's like what what do you play what play which which one play It was great And Catherine was I mean Catherine Catherine's so good at nerds She won the individual one I think She's nice

And so yeah I was you know Dragging her down a little bit You know I was trying my hardest But Played a lot of that Played a lot of hearts Which is so fun

I yeah It's just an easy game Fun game to play Nothing crazy As you were playing hearts I was like This is why Brad and I are good friends

It's hard to like describe it, but like I feel like we make memories out of nothing. And like we I mean, I'm not consciously thinking about it, but next thing you know, we've been playing hearts for an hour and we have so many inside jokes and catch phrases. You would always

get your gun out. So is I have you played hearts, Simon? Hearts, I feel like I have, but I can't remember how the game goes. So the whole idea of hearts is like you don't want to get points. And you get points by either getting hearts or by getting the queen of spades. The queen of spades worth like half the points in the whole round.

Big deal. Big deal. Worst card by far. Cool. Worst car. And so my sister growing up, anytime we would play hearts, anytime people would like start playing spades.

Because when you play spades, other people have to also play spades. Kind of welcomes them in. My sister would love going, oh, queen hunting, queen hunt. And so,

yeah, now it's like, let's go hunting for the queen. So every time that, you know, I thought the queen was about to come out, I'd basically be like trap shooting in the air. Like,

oh, I just wait for somebody to pass it out. so that was fun. Sometimes people would be like, Brad. Guns up, take the safety out, and then I throw a queen of clubs and just trick them. Yeah. The diamonds one.

Everyone's got diamond. Everyone knows the rules. Everybody's got diamond. Everybody's got diamond. Everybody plays the diamond. Yeah. Molly at one point goes, oh, you got snookered.

What is that? What? So you and I, I think that was one of those like, do the Isaiah dance things with Caleb where we tried really hard to get snooker. Come on. Snooker.

guys like through the Isaiah and I got re-snooker oh you've you've been double snook no one else really started saying snooker it was just you and I didn't even get a second one from molly but you and I said snookered I thought that was so funny yeah that was fun just playing cards yeah you're right though we did like in in like develop a bunch of inside jokes yeah the time it's just a good time yeah cards and then just dug into a good book I've been so busy this week I haven't really got to read it. You were into that book. I was into that book.

We watched a movie one night and I look over and Jake's reading while watching the movie. I will say, I'm going to comment myself. I think I did a pretty good job knowing exactly what happened in that movie and also reading several chapters of the book. I think I did both. I think you are good at that stuff.

Like, you can be on your phone and still be in the moment better than almost anybody I know. Thank you. It does bother me when people are always like, men, they can't multitask. I don't think this is a gender. thing. I think it's a personality, like how your brain is. I don't

girt me in that. Yeah, it's like, because like so often I'll like make a joke while you're looking at your phone and you'll be like, that's funny. Yeah, I'm present. You're watching the movie. Yeah, with while and I'm like, I could never. I would I'm either, I am, maybe it's just classic man.

I am, I'm either right here. All they want is hot tubs with the molder girls. Like I forget what I was reading earlier, but you were saying the thing about Enoch in the book of Mormon and I had to really come back into that. Yeah. I was like, okay, replay what he just said, yes. Okay, yeah. Because I was not listening for a good five seconds. Dude, the book and movie thing is blowing my mind. Because I, not only could I, to me, only focus on one. Yeah. But I do a very bad, I would do a very bad job. I mean, I could, I could watch the movie fine, just put the book down.

But like if I was trying to read the book while the movie was going, not only what I only be able to focus on one. But with the book, I do a much worse job anyway. It was a rom-com. That helped. Yeah, it wasn't like, whoa, what happened to that character? Where did he come from? Wait, who's that? Yeah, there's like four characters in the whole.

Wait, what to mention are we in? Yeah, it was my best friend's wedding, but still, it's still impressive that, like... For a 90s rom-com, it was 30 minutes longer than I thought it'd be. And not in a bad way, but it's like, I think 90s movies, they didn't make them an hour 45. Really? In my experience.

I that's something that's probably one of those things like get done with the movie how long was that movie I would never know I don't know mile I don't know several yards let's see I was walk I walk to church him back eight times so what now in 40 minutes yeah fun romcom I liked it yeah fun time so that's about it oh and we went to Austrian restaurant that was a vibe Rachel got brought I yes Rachel every once in a while Catherine has this like mode unlocked in her that I saw Rachel unlock at that restaurant where it's just like I'm in such a good mood this is so fun we're going after this thing that I'm going to order

everything I want like sometimes that like well like back in the day especially like we'd go to breakfast out and Catherine's like let's see do I want the eggs Benedict or the French toast I think I was going to get both of them

and true to form with as same as Catherine Rachel orders a brat orders sourcrow orders all these different things and eats a third of them. It's for the table. Yeah, exactly.

Catherine's always like, I got full before, by halfway through the eggs, Bidics. Ah, shoot. I don't know. You want to try the French toast? It's what Rachel was like,

yeah, there's more brats if you want them. I was like, yeah, okay. So shout out to Rachel for the brots. Went full broadstrand. I think you called her at the Austrian restaurant. It's nice.

Yeah. No, it was really cool. If you ever go to Vail, Alpin Rose is what was called. It was really cool. Yeah. That's Colorado. That's Vail.

I wrote down. I hadn't flown in a while. I felt a little bit, not amateur, but like unfamiliar. I didn't know that the shoes don't have to come off anymore. Even non-precheck?

Yeah. Wow. Was there a dog there? Not that I saw. No. Maybe it's like in a cage and it's just once it sniffs enough. No shoes.

Did you have to take off your shoes? I think they're not. There's plenty of airports or, like, times where you don't have to take off your shoes now. Wow. That's what I'm saying. Like, I think that might be more like the normal now rather than, but I haven't flown. And I don't know if I've flown. Correct me if I'm wrong, ghosties or Jake or retirement.

I don't know if I've flown since Colorado to that golf tournament. That's, it's been a while. Wow, you're kind of Denver or nothing. I'm kind of local. Yeah. I'm kind of driver. That and then also, like, I've heard all these things about Southwest. And so I was like, I think we have to pay for this check bag.

I keep hearing that too, and I keep not paying. I think maybe it's because we have a Southwest credit card or rapid rewards or something. I don't know, but anyway, and maybe one other thing, but I was like, I don't feel at home like I used to do. You're not comfy, not Huga. Yeah, so anyway, good times on the plane. Yeah, Flight 3-Z.

Everything was great. It was just a good weekend. Yeah, it was great. It's so fun. And, yeah, we can talk more about it Wednesday if we think of anything else, but want to wrap this up with our reviews of the week Oh yeah Kind of a crazy idea I just had But I don't know

You could read like a favorite Yeah sure Five-star review and See what they say I might have seen that there's only one New one Dibbs Samantha Melton said

I get emotional Over how much I love this pod There's something I can say That hasn't already been said But that doesn't mean It's not worth saying again In short This podcast brings light

joy, laughter to areas of lives that may otherwise feel dark and heavy. After I gave birth to my son, I was in the throes of

PPD, and she said throwback to when Brad didn't know what that was. Postponed. Postponed. It's just like if there was a lot of rain

for the baseball game. We'll make it up tomorrow. PPD. But I have such a clear and sweet memories, but I have such clear and sweet memories of giggling out loud

in the middle of the night as I nursed my baby in the dark. It truly felt like for months on end. The only time I genuinely laughed was when I listened to the podcast. I'm on the other side of that now, but I still find myself listening

whenever the weight of the world feels like too much, which is still a lot these days. Brad, Jake, and Tyman truly feel like friends, and I know my experience isn't unique. Love you guys. If you ever find yourself in the Tetons, in the Tetons,

you've got a place to stay. Ooh, a great ton. Teethons. Yeah, a great time. I love the Teton's. I've never been. We were talking about that. Sounds awesome.

It sounds great. Yolston. Yolston. Love to go to both. You hear the National Park song? We belong in the Grand Teetown. Boom, Tom, Tom. Yeah.

Great songs. Samantha Melton belongs here in the Grand Teetons. At first I thought you were saying it was like a homeschool. You heard the National Park song? Zion. I was like, what would be why? It's actually alphabetical, but back. Yeah, Zion, Yosemite and Yellowstone, of course.

I bet there's a song out there. I bet had he could learn it in three seconds. I don't have a review. That was just a kind, kind word. Thank you, Samantha. But Matthew C. Graber did submit a fun, what's it called?

I'm trying to remember. He sent an email about something. Jingle. Oh my gosh, that's right. What would you like to end this episode with that? Sure. Yeah. Said jingle?

Oh, Timond, do you find the instrumental yet? I did. Okay, great. I did. I did. Will you help me if you, is it, Is it karaoke? Yes.

If lyrics pop up, I will try to point you. Yep, yep. Okay. I gotcha. All right, here we go. Another turning point for second. No, I am.

Sorry. Okay. So here's the problem. So make the best of the test known as why. I thought you were nailing it because the words popped up right when you said it, but it turns out they were highlighted eventually. So you were early. Let's not joke around.

Tommy is trying to do his job. So let's just sing the jingle as it has it's written. Go ahead. Another 30 point of force against the room. You say, we've got no more chicken. Chicken to speak up. And we're falling apart. And you'll say that we are going to starve now

Our chest freezer is empty And I know you just don't know Here we go And I said, what about the good rancher's chicken She said, I think I Remember that at eye and as I recall I think we both kind of liked it And I said, well, that's one thing we've got

All right, tell me out, gentlemen Yeah? Right, man. Don't even about Titan. I see you, the code GR-KC. I type GR-KC. Forgot my ad-on. so what now it's plain to see we're healthy

and I love when meat is healthy with all the wagglebees and I said what about Main Street roaster she said I think I remember that at end as I recall I think we both kind of liked it, and I said, well, that's one thing we've got. This is sports. This works. Oh.

This is the rap part. No more beans to speak up. Nice. And we're falling apart. You say that we've got no more copy. There's a first line there. You'll say that we will be exhausted. our lives will have been ruined

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I think I Remember this old eye And as I recall We both kind of liked it And I said well That's one thing we've got Another turning point Beautiful

Thank you, thank you Good job Thank you to Matthew C. Graber Oh, Graves. The C stands for Christian. Quality. Good stuff, good sewed, boys.

Yeah. Good singing. All around. And good talking. Yes. Yes. Fingers switching. Thanks.

Thanks. Thanks. I guess we'll end this thing. Maybe. This is a party. Oh, maybe people could get on the Patreon and support us that way. Or maybe they could get

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